la-liga

[languid mountain]

So ofc nacho clear

[quiet axle]

Koeman Effect

[languid mountain]

Oscar is newbie

[inland hound]

Na Messi

Effect

imo

[quiet axle]

De jong >> Whole Real Vardrid

[languid mountain]

Kroos and benz effect

Since years

[still pagoda]

ok

[jovial sluice]

frenkie de jong, mingueza and lenglame probably

[languid mountain]

Ignore or block ez

👀

[quiet axle]

De Jong > Kroos

[still pagoda]

i hope Lenglet starts

[jovial sluice]

i am a barca fan but kroos is better

[inland hound]

Done

[jovial sluice]

he improve

also random question

[quiet axle]

Last game lenglet was op

[jovial sluice]

but which state are u from

rafael

[still pagoda]

dms

[quiet axle]

Goa

[jovial sluice]

in india

[jovial sluice]

nice

[quiet axle]

U

[inland hound]

u dont have to barca fan to say any1 who watches football knows😆

[jovial sluice]

it means that i am tryna be unbiased

[quiet axle]

😅🥰

[inland hound]

No wonder so salty

[jovial sluice]

i can be a barca fan and say that lenglet is better than ramos

just cuz i support barca

[quiet axle]

Where see u from

[inland hound]

india

[quiet axle]

Which state

[jovial sluice]

obvious from name

[inland hound]

kerela

[quiet axle]

Ohh

[inland hound]

I respect ur opinion.

[quiet axle]

Hmm

Fc goa

[jovial sluice]

niceu

[still pagoda]

is dembele playing rw or lw these days

that guy doesnt have a weak foot

so its confusing

[quiet axle]

Yes

[inland hound]

Double Footed

[quiet axle]

Hmm

[jovial sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSssWJ6GAg
messen mounth for the ballen dhiar

[quiet axle]

Link allowed here

[still pagoda]

HAANESLI SPEAQING

[quiet axle]

?

Link is allowed here?

[jovial sluice]

it is not a match also illegal stream not allowed

sorry

[inland hound]

Yes dont send Stream Links

[quiet axle]

Why la liga not stream on india

😭😭

[jovial sluice]

watch facebook live

ezz

[quiet axle]

Yes I watch

But still should telecast on tv

[still pagoda]

watch facebook live

[quiet axle]

Yes bro I watch on it only

[still pagoda]

since 2019/20 they stopped broadcasting on television idk why

[quiet axle]

Hmm

Rip indian fans

[still pagoda]

and the matches are 1:30 am anyways

i have classes i cant watch

[inland hound]

Sony?

[still pagoda]

they lost rights

with la liga

[jovial sluice]

yea

[inland hound]

F

u can watch Prem

[languid mountain]

Brun nxvin is still living in 2018

[jovial sluice]

on hotstar +

[inland hound]

Wat abt espn?

[quiet axle]

Yes

[still pagoda]

not free

lol

[quiet axle]

@languid mountain

[jovial sluice]

how much is it

[inland hound]

Biensports available?

[still pagoda]

6$ per month i think

espn

[still pagoda]

nope that aint available

only free legal way to watch is facebook

[quiet axle]

Yes

On la liga official page

[inland hound]

DElay there?

[jovial sluice]

so 400 rupees

k

[still pagoda]

15-20 second delay for me sometimes

but its fine

i can watch the game atleast

[jovial sluice]

ig in middle east and america

[inland hound]

yes in ME there is

[thin ivy]

Yes there is. I meant after we crush liverpool at anfield.

Theyve been worse at home lately so im confident

[void tapir]

@dark nexus is from India and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[thin ivy]

Guess we're outnumbered again in the chat on el clasico day

[feral palm]

Breaking News: Antoine Griezmann has become a father for the 3rd Time. All 3 of his children have been born on 8th April. (2016,2019,2021)

[upper drift]

Damn

Now expect another one at 8th April 2022

[thin ivy]

That should save him quite some money for birthdays

One drop on april 8th

Bruh el clasico will be st 3am for me

[upper drift]

Ey bienvenido amigo

[grave glen]

gràcies

[thin ivy]

Halo

[feral palm]

Last time a Barcelona player had his 3rd baby before El Clasico he scored a hattrick

Need a Grizzo masterclass on Saturday to keep the streak going

[grave glen]

Probably not even gonna start cause where most likely playing a 3-5-2

[feral palm]

Yeah but I actually think De Jong will stay in CB and Mingueza will miss out

[grave glen]

Nah, Araujo is starting he said it himself that he’s fit to start.

[feral palm]

Yes? I know?

Lenglet - De Jong - Araujo

Thats gonna be the starting backline

Everything else unchanged

[grave glen]

Mingueza

Is gonna play for sure

No way koeman is that dumb.

[inland hound]

Pique is injured

[grave glen]

Ik

[inland hound]

Then who will he take

?

[grave glen]

That’s why I said the back line should be, Araujo, Mingueza, Lenglet

[inland hound]

Where is Umtiti?

[grave glen]

Idk, he’s really bad, he’s on the same level as mustafi nowadays

[covert monolith]

yeah iirc he hasnt played in a decent amount of games

hes last on the CB depth list i think

[halcyon latch]

Mateu Lahoz is gonna be the ref for el clasico 😭

[gilded mist]

😭

[alpine socket]

😐

[covert monolith]

hes not horrible

[jovial sluice]

he is atrocious

[covert monolith]

nah

[jovial sluice]

@keen gorge @grave glen congrats on winning la liga

lahoz is the ref for el clasico

[gilded mist]

NO

[covert monolith]

hes a decent ref he just is such a drama queen

[jovial sluice]

gave athleti the title in 2014

[covert monolith]

he seeks attention

but he'll make the right calls

unlike ppl like hernandez squared

[grave glen]

🙏

[slender olive]

ooh catalonia

whats it like there

[jovial sluice]

hope he is not like 2014

[gilded mist]

oh! Me too, what city do u live in?

[jovial sluice]

barcelona is beautiful

[slender olive]

sagrada familia man....

[gilded mist]

tbh a little overrated, it still not even done

[jovial sluice]

yes it is under renovation

[gilded mist]

no?

it's never been finished

[jovial sluice]

when i went

[gilded mist]

still being built

[jovial sluice]

i did not know the details

[grave glen]

Oh nice! I live in Barcelona.

[gilded mist]

cul, so u also speak catalan?

[grave glen]

My bad I’m having some connection issues, I’ll brb. If u can see this message.

[gilded mist]

okie

[grave glen]

nive

nice*

[jovial sluice]

idk if that was an excuse or not

tbf

[gilded mist]

lol

possibly

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1380159910445522946

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨| Kylian Mbappe has made his decision. He has told PSG that he will NOT renew his contract. He has decided he wants to play for Real Madrid.
@La_SER [🥇]

Twitter · Apr 8, 2021, 2:05 PM

[gilded mist]

nah

don't believe it

[still pagoda]

Mbappe has a good game and they say hes our priority

he has an average game and they say Haaland is our priority

lets not believe anything until the transfers are actually done 🤷‍♂️

[coarse ocean]

This is a warning to all Madrid and Barcelona fans

[lime mica]

[coarse ocean]

I'm sorry

[gilded mist]

why

[lime mica]

oh my god

🤣

[still pagoda]

[upper drift]

Cursed.

[coarse ocean]

😂 😭 😭

[late kernel]

Yeah, me neither but it could happen for the future ngl

[acoustic steeple]

Bruh not even that triggering tbh

[gilded mist]

what? this has been done a million times, it's photoshop

[still pagoda]

cursed image

[gilded mist]

why

[lime mica]

that's funny

[gilded mist]

it's not that bad

[coarse ocean]

Yeah I know 😂

[heavy roost]

cursed photo

[coarse ocean]

Anyways that's the most you'll see me here

Ty :)

[gilded mist]

ok

[lime mica]

amazing

[gilded mist]

goodbye

1 and only appearance

[heavy roost]

decap troll 🙄

[acoustic steeple]

Imagine in his last year of playing Messi joins real

[heavy roost]

isnt happening

stop

[still pagoda]

decap detroll

[meager island]

lmao

[still pagoda]

💀

[sturdy wolf]

Can you don't

💀

[grave glen]

Can u don’t woah

[still pagoda]

anyways

[opal sigil]

🩰

[still pagoda]

all Zidane has to say thats its a final

and we win

[grave glen]

It’s a final

[still pagoda]

zidane will say it in the pre match press conference probably lol

[grave glen]

If we beat Madrid and Madrid wins CL technically where the best team ITW.

[still pagoda]

maybe

but we also beat you this season

[grave glen]

True

[still pagoda]

then technically Alaves, Levante and Cadiz are too

[grave glen]

LuL

[slender olive]

i remember posting that

did you get it from me

[coarse ocean]

Yes

😂

[slender olive]

Lmao

[sturdy wolf]

Top ten funny

[inland hound]

Which Team wins UCL are

[paper spruce]

POG

https://tenor.com/view/stonks-rew-inside-rewi-distorted-dank-gif-17183483

[gilded mist]

but they need to win the cwc

the ucl winner is the best team in europe

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/DembouzChiefV2/status/1380181798127341568?s=09

josue (@DembouzChiefV2)

Since people wanna say Mbappe is better than Messi then might as wel say Dembele is better than Ronaldo.

• Dembele in his 200th career game: 49 goals 46 assists

• Cristiano Ronaldo in his 200th career game: 43 goals 34 assists

Because stats decide who’s a better player now.

Likes

129

Twitter · Apr 8, 2021, 3:32 PM

[late kernel]

[jovial sluice]

https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2021/4/8/22373360/barcelonas-22-23-home-kit-design-leaked

[grave glen]

only barca fans think dembele is better than mbappe

[jovial sluice]

no

i don't

*only deluded people think that

[left sun]

[covert monolith]

cmon granada pls beat united

🙏

[left sun]

And only deluded people think mbappe is better than messi

[jovial sluice]

vamos granada

[covert monolith]

we dont...

most barca fans love to clown on dembele

[red ridge]

[stiff fjord]

dembele is good wdym

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-clock-dembele-moussa-dembele-moussa-dembele-clock-clock-gif-19384244

[covert monolith]

i mean not better than mbappe

[grave glen]

dembele>ousmane

[covert monolith]

hazard>eden (rn)

[stiff fjord]

Costa>Diego costa

[inland hound]

Twitter

[unkempt dew]

he currently is

[inland hound]

and?

[covert monolith]

[unkempt dew]

wdym I was talking to him

[left sun]

Thats quite funny ill give you that

[unkempt dew]

In this season Mbappe is/was surely better than Messi

[left sun]

Bro April fools was a week ago

[grave glen]

It’s April 8th yk.

Not April 1st

[unkempt dew]

K imma move to the ligue 1 channel where they have sense

[left sun]

Whatever bro

[grave glen]

where was messi when they needed him in Camp nou against Paris

[grave glen]

He scored the only goal?

For Barca

Where was Mbappe when we got an actual defense in the 2nd leg?

a penalty which was won from de jong

[inland hound]

Game over

Chill

[unkempt dew]

a penalty

[grave glen]

ok?

[unkempt dew]

we sat back

[inland hound]

Go Ligue 1 please

[unkempt dew]

then with that logic Mbappe was also available in the second leg

[inland hound]

If u support PSG.

Go Ligue 1

[grave glen]

Saying Mbappe is better then Messi like wtf z🤣🤣

[unkempt dew]

I said this season...

[grave glen]

At the start of the season.

This year 2021 Messi has arguably been the best player itw.

messi has showed up against bad teams more than good teams

[unkempt dew]

hell nah

make sure he gets past the round of 16 first

[inland hound]

Y r u here if u support BVB?

[unkempt dew]

everyone is allowed here

[grave glen]

why do you mind

[grave glen]

Make sure u don’t lose the CL final again.

im an atleti fan too

[inland hound]

Plastic

[grave glen]

no im not

[keen gorge]

Are you from Spain?

[unkempt dew]

you don't need to worry about it

[grave glen]

Then u don’t need to worry about us either...

[unkempt dew]

Messi won the ballon dor while making it to the semis, surely Mbappe will win it if he wins the UCL

and the euros

[grave glen]

Lewa 100% deserves this years ballon dor

And last year’s

[grave glen]

he wont win

Won’t win what.

especially if they wont win the UCL and euros will make a big difference too

[unkempt dew]

nah if he gets knocked out he'll only have the bundesliga to compete in

that won't be enough

[grave glen]

Messi can win the ballon dor too if he wins la Liga, Copa del Rey, Copa America.

[unkempt dew]

but he should get last years

[torn ermine]

argument about who is a better player should stop

the hate on players are unreal, and they get too much disrespect because of fans nonssense comparison

[gilded mist]

wdym?

[torn ermine]

saying this is better than that is nonsense and not important for football

why dont you just watch them play?

instead of being insecure

you know exactly what i mean

[gilded mist]

they are arguing about who they think should win the ballon d'or

but i completely understand ur point

[torn ermine]

yeah, and this better than that player too

this only makes people hate each other, discuss something in a more civil way

instead of bantering

in that way, we can be good mates to talk to

[inland hound]

@torn ermine 6000 Languages itw n u spoke Facts👏

[gilded mist]

[torn ermine]

anyway, thoughts on el clasico?

[gilded mist]

i am going to save that one for later

[gilded mist]

...

[torn ermine]

i can sense we are not really in favor

[gilded mist]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-celebrate-real-madrid-celebrate-gif-13434581

[torn ermine]

madrid is more in favor at this point

[gilded mist]

we have turned up for big games

this season

and every season

[plain elbow]

they can have the favorites tag tbh, it gives us a bit less pressure

el clasico is el clasico at the end, the best team on the day will win it.

[torn ermine]

let's hope we can win, we really do need this

[gilded mist]

if u win you are out of the title race

[torn ermine]

and why is that?

[gilded mist]

we are already behind

OH i mean we

we are out of the tile race

i we lose

[torn ermine]

ohh

[inland hound]

GL

[unkempt dew]

https://twitter.com/UCLonCBSSports/status/1380134828910252034

Champions League on CBS Sports (@UCLonCBSSports)

Antoine Griezmann has become a father for the third time.

All of his children were born on the same day 🤯

Mia: April 8. 2016
Amaro: April 8. 2019
Alba: April 8. 2021

Accurate. 🎯

Retweets

194

Likes

904

Twitter · Apr 8, 2021, 12:25 PM

[inland hound]

Seen

[torn ermine]

man this is so impossible to happen

there is no way it can happen for 3 times

i bet this is intentional

[unkempt dew]

it's scripted

[torn ermine]

lol

[inland hound]

Planned lol

[unkempt dew]

Now the children will only share one cake

[covert monolith]

someones literally having a kid and they still put the rat emoji r they that obsessed with griz?

[covert monolith]

and one birthday party

[paper spruce]

[jovial sluice]

alba

intresting

[unkempt dew]

lol

[gilded mist]

alba is a catalan name

[jovial sluice]

ik

[sturdy wolf]

who to win ballon d'or

2021

[jovial sluice]

lewandowski ezily

if not then messi/kane

ronaldo won't win major silverware

so that's why i did not include him

messi has a chance

if he loses el clasico

then he will have 0% chance too

[sturdy wolf]

messi if

he

wins

la liga

copa

top scorer la liga

top assists la liga

[void tapir]

@coral kiln is from India and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[coral kiln]

I hope Barca win la liga

[sturdy wolf]

ye

undefeated since the turn of the year

[zenith echo]

Atlético Bottledrid

[coral kiln]

lmao how do they bottle a used to be 10 ppoint lead

it would be embarrassing if they lost la liga with such a lead to the season

[opal sigil]

Yessir

[void tapir]

@dark nexus is from India and they support Barcelona! Welcome to the chat!

[grave glen]

people

Is Rulli in a top 5 GKs of La Liga?

[coral kiln]

uhh

idk

but I do know number 1 is ter stegen then oblak

[grave glen]

oblak is clear of ter stegen

[maiden atlas]

nO

courtois iz n°1 >: (

[stiff fjord]

not trying to be bias

but oblak has been amazing this season

[stiff fjord]

because the league is very competitive 🤷‍♂️

[plain elbow]

he’s amazing every season.

best keeper itw imo

[opal sigil]

1. Oblak
2. Ter stegen

[grave glen]

1. Oblak
2. Ter Stegen
3. Courtois.

Best keeper in la Liga, in order.

[sharp hornet]

what about the rest of the top 5

[opal sigil]

4. Alex remiro (real sociedad)
5. Bono (sevilla)

[covert monolith]

nah u forgot the best gk which is any goalie whenever they face us

[plain elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/courtois-nutmeg-messi-vs-courtois-messi-goal-gif-12302815

[icy jolt]

Lol

[icy jolt]

Maybe not all-time but how can Bono not be on the list this season? He's been pretty good this season, to be honest.

[icy jolt]

Haha

[sharp hornet]

where would unai simon and rui silva rank

[grave glen]

No Rulli?

[keen gorge]

No Unai Simeon?

[opal sigil]

Could put unai over bounou

[grim thicket]

top 5 keepers huh

Oblak, Courtois, Ter Stegen, Dmitrovic, Simon

dmitrovic kinda surprise selection ik, but i feel he could be a way better keeper if he played in the right system

[stiff fjord]

Dmi is a good shout

[slender olive]

only in la liga?

[still pagoda]

Courtois

🐀 ?

Player: Leaves Atletico
@keen gorge : 🐀

[opal sigil]

[keen gorge]

I don't say this about loyal players like Felipe Luis, Godin or Partey

[still pagoda]

would you consider Diego Costa a 🐀

[keen gorge]

No, he didn't join rival teams

Plus he had family issues and did not play football since

[keen gorge]

Yes?

[still pagoda]

how is Rodri a rat

he didnt join a rival

[keen gorge]

Rodri was negotiating with Man City before the Rubentus game in which we lost in 2019 instead of concentrating on the rest of the season

[still pagoda]

now i get it

[icy jolt]

Welp

[jovial sluice]

you need to give pacheco a shout too

[unkempt dew]

Meunier did the same, but thankfully he was suspended for second leg

against dortmund

[opal sigil]

Its just my list🤷‍♂️

[unkempt dew]

@grave glen

[jovial sluice]

Bruh

At least u got florenzi

He has a powerful shot on him

[unkempt dew]

You remember?

[jovial sluice]

the amount of ppl sleeping on pacheco

[icy jolt]

He's decent to be honest

[thin ivy]

El clasico in 12 hours

[icy jolt]

Nah, 36

[thin ivy]

Oh shit i thought it was saturday

The fuck

[stoic pelican]

Oh shit i thought it was saturday
@thin ivy it is tho

[jovial sluice]

he thought 2day was saturday

:|

[stoic pelican]

Oh

Lmao

[thin ivy]

No ik its friday for me

But clasico for me will be sunday 3am

[stoic pelican]

Ohh

Dang 3 am

You gonna stay late to watch right?

[thin ivy]

I always do lol

[stoic pelican]

Noice

Lop

Lol

[thin ivy]

Pain in the ass but this is the wae

Thats why im so happy when la liga games are earlier cus i get to tlwatch st 10-11

[stoic pelican]

Oh yeah most of the time its late

[thin ivy]

Yeah especially ucl

@grim thicket Has anyone considered making fave team roles? Itd be super nice.

Like instead of having lame ass XP roles you get the color of whatever club you support

[jovial sluice]

he said no

nascimento said no

cuz people who support their local club may get angry

and there will be a lot of roles

so to avoid confusion and chaose

*chaos

there are no roles for specific club

[grave glen]

Lol

[thin ivy]

Where is his response

[thin ivy]

Still bette imo lol

[final cargo]

https://twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1380445372762456065

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

BREAKING: Mateu Lahoz is injured. Gil Manzano will replace him as the referee for tomorrow’s game between Madrid and Barcelona. #Clasico 🤝🚨

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 8:59 AM

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-champion-facepalm-cry-gif-5673474

[feral palm]

That's real Madrids 52nd injury of the season jesus christ

[still pagoda]

I don't get it

[hybrid python]

He’s the ref who gave Messi a red

[jovial sluice]

and also the ref who robbed us the title in 2014

[still pagoda]

Oh ok

[jovial sluice]

oh in my dms

[inland hound]

🧂

[thin ivy]

How do referees get injured lmao

[inland hound]

lol

[hybrid python]

Well Lahouz managed the bayern psg game

Probably got injured

[thin ivy]

Makes him a shit referee then

Oh wait i was thinking of the dortmund game

nvm

man whoever reffed that game was a clown lmao

dortmund got robbed

[final cargo]

https://twitter.com/BarcaTimes/status/1380454428579336195?s=19

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🗣[ @AranchaMOBILE ] | Carvajal, Ramos and Varane all OUT of the Clasico. #ElClasico

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 9:35 AM

we better take advantage

[hybrid python]

https://tenor.com/view/zinedine-zidane-gif-8352737

[hybrid python]

My coach

[final cargo]

dubman

[still pagoda]

It's a final merchant >>>

[thin ivy]

We did good without any of our staple 3 defenders against liverpool what makes you guys think there is any "advantage"?

There is no advantage for barca since we are in good form

And zizou says its a final

We'll play hard

Hala madreed

[still pagoda]

When you learn from the best center backs in the world

[thin ivy]

Nacho been a god

Glad he's able to fully cover up for ramos

[still pagoda]

Yes

[thin ivy]

Militao isnt as consistent but I have faith

[still pagoda]

Last season he was our 4th choice cb even behind Militao

This season he's played nearly every game

[thin ivy]

Ikr and I hated to see that

seeing ramos not play might be sad but Im glad hes been starting so much

Hate seeing him on the bench

[still pagoda]

Ye

My starting XI for El Clasico

Courtois
Vazquez - Nacho - Militao - Mendy
Kroos - Casemiro - Modric
Asensio - Benzema - Vinicius Jr.

[thin ivy]

433?/

is that our same formation last time

[still pagoda]

Ig Zidane will stick to it

Like he did against Liverpool

[still pagoda]

Yes

[thin ivy]

didnt we play 343 against pool

[still pagoda]

Nah we played 4-3-3

[thin ivy]

Ohhhh

How much shithoursery do you think there'll be

[still pagoda]

If Mateu Lahoz was the ref then we could expect 2 red cards for each team lmao

[thin ivy]

Prem ref vibes

[still pagoda]

But he got injured

[thin ivy]

ffs

[still pagoda]

How the f does a ref get injured

[thin ivy]

Karma probably

LMAO

[still pagoda]

[thin ivy]

If we dont hear pique yell UNA PUTA POSSESION LARGA JODER again then we played el clasico wrong

[still pagoda]

Pique won't play

Hes injured

Sad

Wanted him to play ffs

[thin ivy]

Same

I like pique too

I used to watch his highlights a lot before i knew who ramos was

[still pagoda]

I wanted him to play

[thin ivy]

He was dominant in la liga for a long time

[still pagoda]

He fell off big time

[thin ivy]

Complains a lot but his heart is in the right place

He did

Like i said before man

ramos form longevity is one of a kind

[final cargo]

pique peaked earlier than ramos

but ramos stayed longer

both legends

[thin ivy]

Idk if im just too much of a ramos fan but RB ramos was undderated

Carlos at LB and Ramos at RB GODDAMN

You got the perfect wingback offsense LB and the always aggitated RB

[final cargo]

[grave glen]

Pique is in the squad list oh shit

https://twitter.com/lasenyera/status/1380474644751343617?s=12

La Senyera (@LaSenyera)

❗️| Official: Squad list for tomorrow’s El Clasico!

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 10:56 AM

[inland hound]

zidane will prolly rest kroos or modric

[inland hound]

GL

[grave glen]

You too

Borussia Dortmund have said that Barca should pay their debts first before trying to sign Haaland.
They still owe us some Money for Ousmane Dembele.

And the Transfer happened in 2017

[inland hound]

Source?

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1380474881637236740?s=19

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

LATEST NEWS | @3gerardpique and @SergiRoberto10 are fit and in the squad for #ElClásico!

Likes

1416

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 10:57 AM

https://tenor.com/view/n5jla-gif-20745776

[grave glen]

No way koeman is stupid enough to start pique.

[grave glen]

He did the same with Araujo and he got injured

[stiff fjord]

how is that salt lmao

[final cargo]

https://twitter.com/dermotmcorrigan/status/1380490548558102529?s=19

Dermot Corrigan (@dermotmcorrigan)

Zidane at pre-Clasico presser "Messi should stay at Barca, he's good there."

Koeman at his "I hope Ramos stays at Real Madrid."

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 11:59 AM

[thin ivy]

They know whats up

Imagine picking an out of prime cannavaro over hierro

@still pagoda

[late kernel]

Tommorow is El Clasico 🔥

[still pagoda]

Ikr

[grave glen]

@still pagoda ramos gonna play?

[still pagoda]

Nope

Hes out for a month

No Ramos, No Varane

[grave glen]

are nacho and militao good pair up?

[still pagoda]

They were excellent against Liverpool

I'm not worried about Nacho, he's experienced and he plays really well

Militao is inconsistent tho

[stiff fjord]

but barcelona aren't liverpool

Barcelona are in good form

but real madrid were not in good form before their win in el clasico

[grave glen]

i think form barely matters in el clasico tbh

[drifting whale]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaLowdown/status/1380449146994364424?s=09

La Liga Lowdown 🧡🇪🇸⚽️ (@LaLigaLowdown)

🚨 Mateu Lahoz will NOT referee the Clásico after all.

An injury rules him out.

🔄 Jesús Gil Manzano will now take over.

It’ll be his 2nd Clásico, the first in 2014 ending in a 3-1 win for Real Madrid.

#LLL
🧡🇪🇸⚽️ https://t.co/bm8YCurFmE

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 9:14 AM

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1380503518205853696?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| OFFICIAL squad for El Clásico:

Hazard is OUT. #rmalive

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 12:51 PM

Wtf Hazard is still out

He’s been training with the team for like a week now

[gilded mist]

sad

he wasn't going to play anyway

[icy crypt]

I thought he’d at least get minutes

[plain elbow]

ooof, gil manzano ain’t too bad tbh.

anything but lahoz and bloody hernandez^2 is fine imo.

[gilded mist]

no suprises

[still pagoda]

Look at the difference in squad number ffs

All players are injured

[stiff fjord]

2 of barcelona squad list doesn't play

[gilded mist]

peña and tenas?

[stiff fjord]

Yep

[plain elbow]

it’s very likely that this is just straight up BS. after all, marca is a madridleña based source.

[stiff fjord]

Mundo is barcelona
El Chiringuito is madrid bias
Marca is everything bias

[plain elbow]

el clasico is tommorow, and radio marca just want to unsettle us.

[still pagoda]

Lol

[stiff fjord]

How is that unsettling you guys?

I get they are trying to

[grave glen]

[stiff fjord]

but it is just factual news

[plain elbow]

well, it’s fake news after all....

not factual

[stiff fjord]

It is possible factual news

[plain elbow]

radio marca?!?!

[stiff fjord]

because barca has not paid bvb for dembele fully yet

but I doubt because BVB aren't like that

[plain elbow]

yea, according to radio marca..... a madrid based source.

which is why i’m saying it’s fake news

[grave glen]

what if it is not?

[plain elbow]

if it’s true, we’d see it being reported by some of our own respondents from catalonia

[grave glen]

you act like a famous source 99% posts fake news

[gilded mist]

so?

he plays a lot

[plain elbow]

it’s radio marca ffs

a madrid based source right before el clasico

these lot along with diario AS have been doing this for years

[stiff fjord]

so? because LMV is saying its possible fake news but I'm saying it is true that they haven't paid for dembele yet

[plain elbow]

they’re not confidential when it comes to barcelona based news

the club literally still has the bank guarantees to pay club based loans as well.

like I said, these aren’t unusual rituals from madrid based sources, especially before el clasico.

i’d bet a fair amount that it’s fake.

[thin ivy]

We gotta sell hazard asap

We losing so much on him

[icy crypt]

Who would want him though, and how much would he be worth

[thin ivy]

CSL lol they could pay for him

[sturdy wolf]

Sell him to china

[icy crypt]

True but I haven’t heard many players going to China nowadays. Maybe their cash has depleted

[thin ivy]

Maybe

[gilded mist]

did u not know what happened

lmao

[thin ivy]

I heard csl clubs getting bankrupt but idk to what extent

[gilded mist]

yes

[thin ivy]

Its china man theyll have money all day long

Its everything they work for

[gilded mist]

"Chinese Super League (CSL) champion Jiangsu FC will no longer be able to operate due to financial reasons ahead of the 2021 season, the club announced on Sunday. ... Sources told Xinhua that retail giant Suning is in financial trouble and it will pivot its business away from sport."

almost all non asians left the CSL

[thin ivy]

Thats just one club

Not even top 3 iirc

[gilded mist]

league champions

[thin ivy]

I thought evergranade was

I wanna watch some cal highliguts just to see what its like

[thin ivy]

I envy people who live in the same cities as their fave clubs and could just wait outside of the bernabeu or some shit and wait for benzema to drive by

[robust pawn]

Man if Pique plays Real Madrid already gonna win

[grave glen]

Historian

[robust pawn]

?

[gilded mist]

i live in barcelona

it's so sad

it's the opposite

[thin ivy]

You can go for messi

Shit i would

Call me a plastic fan but im willing to break bones to meet messi

[upper drift]

I’d be honoured to meet any person

[thin ivy]

Come to my house i have juice

[gilded mist]

...

[upper drift]

Sureeee

Which flavour?

[thin ivy]

Coconut and orange

[upper drift]

Orange yum

Deal

I’m coming

Gib address

[thin ivy]

Ayt im telling my mom

123 fake street

[upper drift]

Fake street okay

[thin ivy]

How dangerous is it to walk around barcelona in madrid jersey

[icy crypt]

It’s not dangerous at all

You’d potentially get some looks, but that’s about it

[thin ivy]

Oh i thought it gets hostile

[upper drift]

As long as I don’t get ganged up it’s fine

That’s so scary to imagine

[jovial sluice]

i mean in india it is fine

[covert monolith]

nah

[final cargo]

Its fine unless you get spotted by a gang of ultras or something

[covert monolith]

yeah at the most tho you'd just get some looks

[jovial sluice]

probs

when i was in barcelona i did not see any1 with a madrid jersey

so yeah

[upper drift]

I have never seen anyone wearing a footie jersey iml

Except a dude who lives nearby who wears the PSG shirt

And another with a Spain jersey

[thin ivy]

A lot of people here wear madrid jerseys

And the colourways are obviously fake

It looks so terrible

Shopee ew wtf

@still pagoda

[grave glen]

Real Madrid logo lookin different

[upper drift]

Lol 😆

[thin ivy]

This is a war crime

[late kernel]

lmfao 😂

[jovial sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ wPThrQs

jamie has done the wink wink

guaranteed win/draw

[stiff fjord]

[coral kiln]

Barca better win la liga

[stiff fjord]

Better not

[final cargo]

We must win all our games

[grave glen]

Mhm

[coral kiln]

I mean no disrespect to your team

but Atleti

are the biggest bottlers in la liga

they just screwed up a 10 point lead

now Barca is like 2 points behind them

lol

[grave glen]

15*

[coral kiln]

damn

makes it even more embarrassing for them

[gilded mist]

Sorry for not responding, It is very bad

Especially if it's after el classico or something

just wear a jacket over it and that's it

nothing has happened to me, but some hungover angry barca fan is always around

[covert monolith]

yeah some ppl take it too far

[grave glen]

Yeah like a couple of years ago Barca ultras murdered a Espanyol fan.

[jovial sluice]

bruh

that is 2 far

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/themadridzone/status/1380569235819278342?s=21

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🎙️| Eden Hazard: "I won't play against Liverpool, I will come back against Getafe next week." @SQuirante #rmalive

Likes

599

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 5:12 PM

[inland hound]

🍑 🍑 🍑

[unkempt dew]

https://onefootball.com/en/news/mauricio-pochettino-not-bothered-by-kylian-mbappe-speculation-32749714

Ronald Koeman should learn

Pochettino has class

[alpine socket]

You might find Madrid jersey with Messi's name. Put it on and walk.

[rigid tinsel]

im pretty sure vini will score in the next el clasico

[covert monolith]

This might be controversial but I’m fine if we draw this weekend

[jovial sluice]

true

[covert monolith]

Because we stay ahead of Madrid and we know atleti will drop points

[jovial sluice]

cuz we can win the league provided we win our other games

[covert monolith]

Yeah and atleti won’t win out

They’ll definitely drop some points

But of course I want a win

[torn ermine]

even after el clasico, we have a match against atletico

probably the last challenger

for us

[plain elbow]

this is going to the last match day imo, for all three teams.

no need to get ahead of ourselves

we still have trips to villareal, both valencia based teams, and eibar.

[paper spruce]

https://twitter.com/totalBarca/status/1380593529957715968?s=19

total Barça (@totalBarca)

Barcelona with Gil Manzano:
7 red cards in 27 matches. 59% wins.

Madrid with Gil Manzano:
3 red cards in 34 matches. 79% wins.

Likes

213

Twitter · Apr 9, 2021, 6:48 PM

GG

[gilded mist]

this is stupid

[paper spruce]

Why is it?👀

[gilded mist]

he is not biased

he is bad

but not biased

[paper spruce]

[keen gorge]

This ref man

[sturdy wolf]

sup dudes

[stiff fjord]

Best league in the world

We can't do anything when all the teams are good

🤷‍♂️

[inland hound]

Valencia 4-1 this season against us with 2 wrong Handball calls

[opal sigil]

Real Madrid and Barcelona Combined XI via @OneFootball. Read it here:

https://1.ftb.al/VjQx2acjkfb

Damn one football did barca dirty, only 3 players

Griez, messi and alba

😭

[inland hound]

This season based?

[opal sigil]

Combined xi for clasico

[inland hound]

based on this season?

[paper spruce]

Literally all the pens were right calls. I request you to show me the ones you consider "wrong".

[opal sigil]

Yea

This season yes

[inland hound]

Ramos pen call was soft

if u saw

[opal sigil]

Shitty app anyways

[inland hound]

Lol Rating n all are shit

By every Websites

[paper spruce]

Based on this season then
Ter stegen
Mingueza- araujo-varane-alba
De jong- casmero-modric
Messi-benzema-dembele

[paper spruce]

Wait hold in

[opal sigil]

Dest for mingueza

[inland hound]

[opal sigil]

Other than that its solid

[paper spruce]

Dest just started catching up form like 5 matches ago.

[inland hound]

Courtois?

[opal sigil]

Still

Dest is abetter rb

[inland hound]

Kroos?

[opal sigil]

De jong>

[inland hound]

More assist, Key passes , Pass accuracy And Long Balls

?

[opal sigil]

🙄 still better

[inland hound]

[paper spruce]

You literally just mentioned passing stats which a blind man could obviously tell kroos is a better passer than de Jong.

[inland hound]

Key passes Dont mean better passer lmao

Its chance creation bassically

[paper spruce]

@inland hound

"2 wrong handball calls"

[inland hound]

" Bymistake Handball" as our derby Game Hermoso Hand

As alba vs valloid

[paper spruce]

First of all, that was Felipe, not hermoso. And it was a penalty for real.

[inland hound]

huh we didnt get the Pen.

[paper spruce]

The distance between the defender(alba) and the attacker is too close, and the attacker shot the ball straight into Alba's hand which he cant do anything about it literally. Rules is rules. Smh

[paper spruce]

Yes I know. But it was a pen.

[inland hound]

As per rules the unintentional Handball is to be followed by Next Season

[plain elbow]

the rules have become useless.

[paper spruce]

Huh? I don't get you

[inland hound]

The rule is to be implemented by next season

[paper spruce]

But we have to accept it.

[plain elbow]

it’s very difficult for the officials, let alone the fans denote what is/not a handball. it could surely use some revising.

[inland hound]

Only the prem has announed

La liga No announcement till now

[inland hound]

agree

[paper spruce]

It's literally football's rules or like, idk how to describe it

[inland hound]

Yes the unintentional Handball rule is not supposed to be used this season

[paper spruce]

But it is used in most leagues including la Liga.

[inland hound]

Only Partially

Some handballs are given

[paper spruce]

Like what?

Give me an example.

[inland hound]

Against Nacho

i dont remember agaisnt which team

@blazing harbor y do u type so Long?

[inland hound]

Opposite Team got a pen they scored n drew the game

Against Madrid

start of the year

[blazing harbor]

Damn, guys, just accept the fact that refs are not against Barca or Real, they just make mistakes. They make mistakes against Real, make mistakes against Barca. There is no conspiracy and hidden fans between refs. To anybody thinking otherwise I recommend to make tinfoil hats really fast, because THEY are comming lol

[blazing harbor]

Was afk, cuz would piss myself

[paper spruce]

Mate, specify a game.

[inland hound]

Gimme a sec

[paper spruce]

You literally showed you have no idea what this conversation is about. I dont think any of me or him was saying "refs supports barca/real". We were talking about Valencia vs real, that's it lol

[blazing harbor]

What thats supposed to indicate then?

Dude

[inland hound]

yes Handball by Ramos n vasquez are unintentional

[paper spruce]

Was just showing it for jokes lol. I dont ever remember seriously saying refs supports real even if a false call was made

[paper spruce]

[inland hound]

[blazing harbor]

Sure, ok. Lets just leave it like that

[inland hound]

U can see its Unintentional Hand

[paper spruce]

Here, in the first one, Ramos literally kicked the ball with his hand. I dont get how is this unintentional. And the Vasquez one, he has literally jumped, theres a good space between the player and the attacker while his hand is wide open while heading up for the block.

@inland hound

[inland hound]

Ramos didnt kick it the attacker hit first n hit collided hitting his Hand?

[paper spruce]

While moving to the ball, he pushed the ball with his hand.

[inland hound]

The ball reflected from the attackers body to ramos hand

[paper spruce]

No, it didnt. I see what you're trying to say but "reflected" isnt the word to use here. Ramos's hand was high while pushing the player off the ball, then the action happened.

[inland hound]

yh but the point is wheter its intentional the ball reflected from the diff direction

[paper spruce]

How is it a different direction if Ramos was heading towards the ball aggressively with hands high?

[inland hound]

ball wasnt the side of ramos raised Hands

[paper spruce]

But he was heading towards it either way.

And you'll say it "reflected of the attacker" where this is the only time where the ball changed its direction

And it isnt on any player's side.

[inland hound]

The same thing with alba n felipe.

[paper spruce]

I said that Felipe's ball is literally a pen but the ref didnt count it.

And wait about the Alba one

Here the attacker shot the ball towards Alba's hands with power. Unlike the Ramos one where he was the one who went to the ball himself.

This is literally inevitable

[inland hound]

Vasquez defender only shot lmao

[paper spruce]

But in a completely different occasion. In the Vasquez one, he jumped while his hand is wide open going for the block.

[coral kiln]

La liga is a very tough league but that is no excuse to lose to a 15 point lead also you know man city in the premier league even while being in the 3rd place was able to get like a 15 point lead in the premier league which is another very very hard league

[paper spruce]

Screwing up a 15 point lead is inexcusable.

Tbh, I blame simeone.

I rarely blame him since I love him as a manager.

[coral kiln]

Yeah facts the only reason they are in first still is cause of Suarez

[paper spruce]

Meh, imo trippier and llorente has a bigger impact on Atletico than Suarez this season.

[unkempt dew]

“Ay nice ball you have there. Can I touch it?”
“Sure”

[paper spruce]

💀💀

Lmao

[stiff fjord]

I know its our fault but I'm just saying that to people who say la liga is farmers

[plain elbow]

atletico have had their squad injury/covid hit. i feel for them a bit.

[coral kiln]

Lmao domgmlisten to any dummy who thinks la liga is a farmer league the kids who say that prob think that ligue 1 is the most competitive league

[stiff fjord]

bruh nike is going to draw

[coral kiln]

They may be but suarez has been on amazing form for Atleti and is scoring alot so you have to give a a lot of cred to him

[opal sigil]

Credits: dazz#3356 from fc barcelona server.
Isnt this sick

[opal sigil]

🤔

[slender olive]

oh man

niceee

[stiff fjord]

El clasico 2-2 draw

[opal sigil]

Doubt

[unkempt crag]

Alright. I might as well make a prediction too

2-1 RM

[opal sigil]

3-1barca

[grave glen]

2-0 Barca

[unkempt crag]

I mean the last time I predicted an El Classico I predicted RM to win and they did sooo

That was like last season but whatever

[paper spruce]

True

[slender olive]

1-2 barcelona

[opal sigil]

Even i predicted us to lose

But we r looking much better than at that time

[slender olive]

We shall see

i just want a win

pls

whoever wins this goes top of la liga

So

yes

heck, even a draw would be enough

[unkempt crag]

to be fair that last prediction from last season was the last positive Result my predictions had

all others since have been jinxed somehow

[unkempt dew]

2-2

[slender olive]

But i want those 3 points

Real Madrid 1-2 Barcelona is my prediction

[unkempt dew]

Who I want to win la liga in order:
Atleti
RMA
Barca

[opal sigil]

😶

[stiff fjord]

Sevilla comeback season 🥶

[unkempt crag]

idc who wins tbh

Haven't paid too much attention to LaLiga to really have a true say in the matter, and that's a shame since i wanted to follow more of it

[late kernel]

Tonight is the night, the winner will become second or leader of LaLiga

[opal sigil]

If barca wins, they are 1st

Till atleti plays betis

[slender olive]

yep

[alpine socket]

Excited

And it's 12:30 am, I can somehow manage to watch today

[opal sigil]

Rip

[late kernel]

Oh yeah I forgot they're one point behind Atleti

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1380718510154846208?s=19

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🎙| Jorge Valdano:

“When the new Santiago Bernabeu has finished it’s renovation, then it will be Anfield that will look like a training ground."

Likes

261

Twitter · Apr 10, 2021, 3:05 AM

Bodied the excuse merchant

[left sun]

Man im nervous about this el clasico

[mellow light]

If real win Barcelona chances of winning the league are over

And same for if Barca win

[keen gorge]

8 games to go and anything can happen

8 games = 24 points

[winged elk]

I don't think it's possible for real

Atletico will probably spiral back into form

[opal sigil]

Lol

[grim thicket]

we are doomed tomorrow

no CBs 😭

[winged elk]

I think they will win rest of games but lose to real

this game tmrw is really Barcelonas only challenge iirc

[opal sigil]

I doubt

They wont even have a striker vs betis betis might trouble them

[gilded mist]

what happened vs liverpool

[winged elk]

my guys arguing with an ally

[opal sigil]

They played real already

[winged elk]

They don't have 1 more?

I thought they did

[opal sigil]

No

[winged elk]

ooos

[opal sigil]

They have us tho

[winged elk]

ah that's what it was

[grim thicket]

i mean, TAA shit the game, can we expect that from dest too?

[gilded mist]

he had a good game against sociedad

but he has been a little dissapointing

at some poins

of the season

[grim thicket]

idk....

[winged elk]

that's because Liverpool is one horrible, and two Madrids defense didn't really do good, it's just that Liverpool was REALLY poor in some areas

Liverpool s attack was an embarrassment

[gilded mist]

that game

[winged elk]

Had nothing to challenge Madrids midfield

[gilded mist]

u can't tell me in general they are bad

[winged elk]

and the defense explains itself

who?

Liverpool?

[gilded mist]

liverpool

they are ucl winners

[winged elk]

They're ok

Like

Sevilla level maybe

Or like

Current Atletico

I also wouldn't use UCLs in the past to determine teams strength

Milan > All!

[gilded mist]

ye ye but it was the same team

[winged elk]

same team≠ same performance?

That's not how sports work dude

[gilded mist]

ye ok ok but they are not on par with sevilla

give them some respect

[winged elk]

Sevillas in decent form

Let me put it this way

They are worst than Leicester

and better than Arsenal

👀

so...

[gilded mist]

idk man

i think that they are still strong and we should be proud of our performance

[inland hound]

Matchday

Vamos