la-liga

[grim thicket]

huh wait

[gilded mist]

NO CASEMIRO

[grim thicket]

this is elche game

[thin ivy]

was this from elche?

[gilded mist]

oh

[iron marten]

No?

[plain elbow]

kroos in a deep lying role ig.

[thin ivy]

CAN WE NOT

START

VINI

FFS

[grim thicket]

PLS

[stone fox]

NO

NOT VINI

[grim thicket]

rodrygo>>>>vini

[stone fox]

PLEASE

ZIDANE

[plain elbow]

nice to see valverde get the start

[stone fox]

PLEASE

[gilded mist]

yesssss

[stone fox]

START RODRYGO

[torn ermine]

vini 👍 👍

[stone fox]

FUCK VINI

[thin ivy]

ISCO> VINI

[eager marlin]

HAHAHAHAHHA VINICIUS JUNIOR AND MARIANO

[grave glen]

Wow what a good lineup by Zidane

[torn ermine]

[iron marten]

This is the real lineup!

[eager marlin]

THE DYNAMIC DUO

[plain elbow]

nah nah, keep vivi on!!!

[grim thicket]

oh damn vini is starting

same lineup as elche

[torn ermine]

wait what?

[gilded mist]

we have too many wingers tho, like asensio, vini, rodrygo, isco, asensio, hazard, arribas

[stone fox]

we are fucked

[grim thicket]

no zapata for atalanta

[torn ermine]

actually starting vini?

[thin ivy]

official lineup hasnt been released yet

[grim thicket]

or ilicic

[eager marlin]

is isco really a winger?

[gilded mist]

can play

[grim thicket]

its a sofascore lineup

[stone fox]

is lineup out

[thin ivy]

CAM but he can play either wingers

[thin ivy]

nah

[plain elbow]

rodrygo deserves some more chances imo. he's so energetic.

[stone fox]

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/1371893864097800193

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

📋✅ Our starting XI 🆚 @Atalanta_BC!
©️ @SergioRamos
#UCL

Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 6:39 PM

ITS OUT

[eager marlin]

If atalanta have zapata and illic out, it’s over for atalanta

[late kernel]

Vazquez is normally starting as a LB but he's also a RW

[thin ivy]

VINI IS STARTING

[gilded mist]

yes

[stone fox]

F

[iron marten]

Yeah look, it's the same lineup as the one I've sent.

[stone fox]

muted

[plain elbow]

can anyone post atalanta's lineup if it's out?

[grim thicket]

its on sofascore

wait lemme see

[plain elbow]

sofascore 🤮

[eager marlin]

💀

[plain elbow]

woah

[grim thicket]

sportiello
djimsiti-romero-toloi
gosens-pessina-de roon-maehle
pasalic-muriel-malinovsky

[plain elbow]

no zapata?!! is he not fit?

[grim thicket]

idk

no ilicic either

[torn ermine]

from my app, madrid is playing 2 at the front, benzema and vinicius

wait

vinicius

sorry

[rigid igloo]

its Real Madrid vs Atalanta

[eager marlin]

ITS OVER FOR ATALANTA

NOOO

[rigid igloo]

Spain vs Italy

La Liga vs Serie A

[plain elbow]

lmao, muriel all alone against sergio ramos. the lad is running into a brick wall today.

[gilded mist]

i am confident now

[eager marlin]

atalanta will probably lose, serie a’s worst champions league performance in history

[rigid igloo]

Juve

[vital dragon]

Only one goal... Atalanta can get penalty... then maybe extra time...

[stone fox]

Gollini?

where is he?

[gilded mist]

exactly

that's why i am nervous

[eager marlin]

Exactly I don’t know why gollini isn’t playing

[gilded mist]

another varane mistake

and it's over

[stone fox]

where is Gollini

[gilded mist]

level pegging

[eager marlin]

if Real Madrid doesn’t get the dub, it will be embarrassing

[vital dragon]

Is not the 16-18 Madrid...

[iron marten]

But you just said that you were confident..

[grim thicket]

not the first time tho

[vital dragon]

Atalanta play well with 10 man... not embarrass...

[gilded mist]

but i am more confident now

[stone fox]

this takes me back to 2019

[iron marten]

Oh..

[gilded mist]

with the lineups

[stone fox]

when we lost to Ajax

[eager marlin]

Come on ajax was a beast, people didn’t realize it

Atalanta missing key players other than defense and midfield

[rigid igloo]

Ajax ❌❌❌

[iron marten]

Let's see what'll happen..

Will Real Madrid bottle it?

[devout geyser]

they better not

La Liga is having shit run so far

in UCL

Barca and Sevilla are out

Atletico is losing

[iron marten]

We're out because of Haaland.

Not Dortmund.

[fallow ferry]

shouldve stuck with Europa League

[iron marten]

Yeah well, Real Betis won't play in the UCL.

[fallow ferry]

never said we were lmao

[iron marten]

It's just the bigger and better competition.

[fallow ferry]

im happy with Europa

[rigid igloo]

Sociedad will get Europa

but not Champions League

[eager marlin]

I am 90% sure madrid will win

[gilded mist]

don't jinx

DON'T JINX

[eager marlin]

and if they don’t, I will be laughing and bantering my Madrid friends

[gilded mist]

draw maybe

[iron marten]

Seriously, a team like Real Madrid should go through. I'd be mad if they won't.

[gilded mist]

we will i think

but how close will we cut it

[devout geyser]

just win

like

get a quick goal

and done

[plain elbow]

the league has serious issues if all of our teams get KO in the round of 16 haha

[devout geyser]

ironic cuz La Liga are kings of Europe

[eager marlin]

serie a bout to get bantered if atalanta loses

[devout geyser]

Inter is 1st in Serie A

yet they finished last

in their UCL group

that hit Serie A very hard

[eager marlin]

so embarrassing for the league

[upper drift]

Kreisliga are the kings of Europe

[eager marlin]

they’re so garbage in the UCL, but are superb in EVERY OTHER competition

[unkempt dew]

Atalanta still need 2

[gilded mist]

but extra time

or pens

[devout geyser]

yes but if Real Madrid take an early lead, they will be more calm

[iron marten]

And my god, I don't even wanna mention Atlètico! It seems like they wanna draw every single game 0-0 in the UCL, but fail at it.

[gilded mist]

whoever scores first will decide the game

[devout geyser]

Atletico are just

annoying

they always fool others

they look like a great team

and then suddenly

they forget how to play football

[eager marlin]

that’s arsenal

[iron marten]

Yeah, I don't know what's up with them..

[devout geyser]

@eager marlin this is a UCL talk

[eager marlin]

oh wait

[devout geyser]

wait Bilbao arent in UCL

but anyways

as I was saying

[grim thicket]

ffs people are still talking about ronaldo back to madrid

move on!!!

we dont sign people above 30 years of age

[stone fox]

I dont want CR7 back

Im thankful for what he has done for us

[gilded mist]

it's literally a massive rumour

[stone fox]

but ship has sailed

[gilded mist]

everyone is going to talk about it

[stone fox]

we gotta look towards future

not past

[upper drift]

Moce on

[devout geyser]

@upper drift well Gladbach are probably gonna get

bullied

by City

[upper drift]

Pummeled

Oh yes bullied works too

[iron marten]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-celebrate-oh-yeah-gif-11515686

[upper drift]

Siuuuuu

[grim thicket]

can marca pls shut up with the real madrid-ronaldo links

it wont happen

[stone fox]

if Atleti somehow lose

[grim thicket]

ffs

[stone fox]

and we lose

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-messi-gif-18909843

[stone fox]

then La Liga is finished

[iron marten]

Yeah

[rigid igloo]

Real need minimum a draw

thats it

[stone fox]

we just gotta score 1st

then open Atalanta up

and score again

and that should be enough

[iron marten]

If Real Madrid go out, delete this channel.

[rigid igloo]

but Atleti still exist

[grim thicket]

....

[gilded mist]

ok

[devout geyser]

I dont have faith in Atleti

vs Chelsea

[gilded mist]

yea

[grim thicket]

just praying we dont bottle

[gilded mist]

me neither

[grim thicket]

praying hard

[devout geyser]

Atleti's recent form has been very poor

[rigid igloo]

crazy how Atleti were 13 points clear

and now they are 4 points clear

[grim thicket]

we have been known to show up in important moments, but we have also been known for losing to alcoyano

so idk

[rigid igloo]

what happened lads

[stone fox]

Atleti exploded

[devout geyser]

that Levante loss made things very bad for Atleti

and then Chelsea happened

and after that

they simply began dropping points

[grim thicket]

it was supposed to happen anyway, no team is consistent throughout the season with that form unless you are a superteam or something

[devout geyser]

or getting wins barely

[devout geyser]

rn only consistent teams that are leading their leagues are City and Inter

especially City

[grim thicket]

only generational teams dominate with form like that

mhm

but then the rest of the PL is also performing badly imo

[devout geyser]

City did lose to United but I think that was just 1 bump in a road

rest of it should be smooth

[gilded mist]

yea

gladbach wont score

[devout geyser]

Gladbach have no chance

its a friendly game for City

[grave glen]

What formation is Real Madrid using.

[grim thicket]

433

[gilded mist]

yea

[iron marten]

Yeah

[grim thicket]

similar lineup to elche actually

[gilded mist]

no originality

[grim thicket]

so might be a 3atb in the end

[stone fox]

oh no

[grim thicket]

with vini and benz playing 2 strikers

[stone fox]

please

not again

last time we did that

we conceded a goal

vs Sociedad

[grim thicket]

we conceded against elche too

[stone fox]

yeah

so no

[grim thicket]

and barely won

thanks to benz

[stone fox]

stick to this

[iron marten]

It seems like most RMA fans are very nervous!

[stone fox]

lineup

[grim thicket]

but we got no choice

casemiro is out

[iron marten]

Like, really, really, really nervous!

[grim thicket]

WE ARE!!

[stone fox]

Real Madrid is unpredictable

1 game we can pull out a world class performance

another game we shit our pants

[grim thicket]

with casemiro on i wouldve been a little bit more convinced

[stone fox]

you never know

[iron marten]

Your heart's probably beating fast.

Just thinking about the game..

[grim thicket]

pretty much is, dont wanna go out in RO16 again

[stone fox]

how was your heart when your defense had to face Haaland?

[iron marten]

I was calm, but you know why?

[stone fox]

why

[grim thicket]

AND I WANT ADY TO HAVE AN ANIME PFP!!

[iron marten]

I knew that we were gonna go out.

[stone fox]

you nearly cameback

[iron marten]

But hey, we put up a decent fight.

[grim thicket]

i actually expected sevilla to pull off a comeback and they almost did

[iron marten]

It's always bloody Haaland!

[grim thicket]

i was expecting sevilla to move to quarters

[devout geyser]

Dortmund didnt beat Sevilla

Haaland did

[iron marten]

Yeah

[grave glen]

Who has the best DEFENCE in la Liga?

[devout geyser]

Atletico

[grim thicket]

and oh btw, sevilla cost me fking $50 in the first leg

so thanks for that

[grave glen]

Probably

[iron marten]

Whoops..

[gilded mist]

for what

[grim thicket]

betting

[stone fox]

why is Gollini not starting

is he injured?

[gilded mist]

well yea but what bet

[iron marten]

Atlètico have been recently conceding a lot of goals in La Liga, or am I wrong?

[gilded mist]

ur right

[iron marten]

Okay, Sevilla have the best defence then. (Jk)

[stone fox]

Gollini is on the bench

why isnt he starting

[gilded mist]

they had conceded 11 in 25 games i think

[stone fox]

what is Atalanta

trying to do

[grim thicket]

$25 for sevilla winning, $25 for number of goals being less than 2.5

lost $50

[gilded mist]

oh yea and this game next weekend

[grave glen]

HMMMM...

[iron marten]

(In La Liga only)

[gilded mist]

actually i might agree

[iron marten]

Umm, we have to win..

[grim thicket]

vallodolid are a pain to play against

[fallow ferry]

I pray you beat them

[gilded mist]

yes plz

[grim thicket]

altho roque mesa hasnt rlly performed as well as i expected him to

[gilded mist]

orellana playing well

[iron marten]

Yeah, that's nothing new from you.

[fallow ferry]

cmon Valladolid

get the W

[upper drift]

[gilded mist]

i don't think we will

oh and sevilla playing elche tommorrow

[stone fox]

Lol

[gilded mist]

we know what happened last time

[iron marten]

Elche, again..

[fallow ferry]

Elche lets go

do a double

[grave glen]

Elche are very dangerous

[fallow ferry]

on Sevilla

[iron marten]

Nah, we have to take revenge this time.

[fallow ferry]

no

[grave glen]

Bro what’s up with Barca and Cadiz drawing like wtf

I am still confused on how we didn’t score more.

[fallow ferry]

https://i.gyazo.com/8bd2d52f41722a0297fd9a73f716714a.png

beating Elche isnt for everyone

[iron marten]

You do know that we were playing away, yeah?

[grave glen]

That’s like a year ago mate.

[fallow ferry]

still

😎

[iron marten]

(It's still a game which we should've won, I know..)

[stone fox]

if Sevilla dont beat Elche

ouch

[iron marten]

It's even at the Ramon Sanchez-Pizjuan..

We have to win..

[grave glen]

15-0 would be the score combining all scores from 2015-2021 against elche for Barcelona

[iron marten]

Anyways, let's stop talking about Sevilla. (Ahem, I don't wanna jinx anything)

[rigid igloo]

game in 30 minutes

bruh

I hate no football

its so boring

[stone fox]

doesnt it feel like forever for CL to return

from group stages to r16

even though its just 1 month

[grave glen]

Game is gonna be at 9 PM for me

What about y’all?

[rigid igloo]

@stone fox yeah it does feel forever

[south tree]

1:30 AM

[keen gorge]

4:00pm

[gilded mist]

same as u

[grave glen]

Coolio

[torn ermine]

4AM 😭

[grave glen]

Holy shit, are u in Asia?

[torn ermine]

yes

:((

[grave glen]

F

[torn ermine]

barca matches most of the time are 4AM
sometimes i have to decide whether to watch it or not

[grave glen]

Oof

[torn ermine]

but i mostly watch the match this season

[vital dragon]

What Zidane say about CR7...?

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1371141438717767686?s=19
juventus director said they are glad to have him

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Juventus director Fabio Paratici to Sky Sport about Cristiano Ronaldo-Real Madrid rumours: “Cristiano will be the future of Juventus, absolutely. I’m sure about it. It's a privilege to have Cristiano. We enjoy him, and we're very happy to have this kind of champions with us”. 🇵🇹

Retweets

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 4:49 PM

but zidane said "maybe" ronaldo could join madrid again

[vital dragon]

Really...? In interview?

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1371189580867702784?s=19
and ronaldo said this again

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Cristiano Ronaldo: “I can’t wait for the next games and challenges, the next records and trophees. Believe me, this story is still far from being over. The future is tomorrow and there’s still a lot to win for Juventus and Portugal”. 🇵🇹 #CR7

Retweets

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 8:00 PM

[torn ermine]

from fabrizio

[vital dragon]

Oke thanks

[stone fox]

you guys know that a word "Memphis" was banned on Twitter

lmao

rip Depay

[torn ermine]

yes lol

[late kernel]

Yes lmao

[sharp hornet]

Real Madrid are back they’re back at the wheel

[inland hound]

Not yet

[iron marten]

Congrats Madrid.

[grave glen]

Madrid carries La Liga

Real and Atletico

Both madrid clubs while come through

[iron marten]

Atlètico are kinda meh..

Villarreal and Granada are also in the UEL.

But hey, maybe Atlètico will go through.

[covert monolith]

lol idk why but said has some sort of vendetta against barca

🤷‍♂️

[iron marten]

That's because he hates Barcelona, but he isn't the only one.

There are a lot of people, who hate on Barcelona.

And you're probably aware of that, too.

[covert monolith]

[eager marlin]

madrid beat a shambolic atalanta side

now theyre back

[grave glen]

That Atalanta performance was worse then elche’s

Tbh

[sharp hornet]

Never a pen tho imo

[keen gorge]

We need to beat Chel$ki first

Not a single team made a comeback in the second leg

Time for another 90min + of heart attack

[grave glen]

Now. Or never

[sharp hornet]

Well trippier, gimenez are back plus away goals available so surely we will see some good atletico

[grave glen]

Chelsea will go through tbh

[opal sigil]

Does atleti even have a ucl

[eager marlin]

no

[opal sigil]

So how they carry laliga in ucl

[devout geyser]

Real Madrid saved La Liga from complete disaster this season

in UCL

[iron marten]

Let's see how well Atlètico does.

[devout geyser]

I feel like they will choke

[eager marlin]

tuchel genius 😈

[torpid mesa]

Calmly, our Boys are angry and ready 😤 😬

We score 1 goal and we have arguments in hand

[iron marten]

Yeah, Atlètico can't park the bus now.

[torpid mesa]

I Beg Simeone, let this guys play football

[grave glen]

Barca fans doesnt know if they should be glad or be mad

[opal sigil]

Bayern 8-0 rma quarter finals

[covert monolith]

whens the draw?

[grave glen]

Friday

[covert monolith]

wow

[zealous flower]

Aupa Atleti

[covert monolith]

does anyone here know anything abt yunus musah? is he good?

[zealous flower]

He good

[covert monolith]

[alpine socket]

Is it going to be rma vs bayern

[stiff fjord]

no

[alpine socket]

oh no. Missed the chance didn't they

[stiff fjord]

what

[devout geyser]

@alpine socket not all games done yet

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1371270435770355712?s=19

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

🚨| Real Madrid is convinced that in the summer window there will be a ‘BOMBAZO’.
@jpedrerol [🥈]

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:22 AM

Plot twist: The 'BOMBAZO' will be that Vazquez renews his contract.

[eager marlin]

the bombazo would be ascensio extending his contract

[rigid igloo]

inb4 Real announces half of Milan's squad

[eager marlin]

😤

our players are very loyal thank you very much

[rigid igloo]

inb4 Donnarruma leaves

[eager marlin]

PSG try to snipe donnarumma from us 3 years straight

but that fraud mino riola might make it a reality

[slender olive]

Spain squad in full:
Goalkeepers: David De Gea (Manchester United), Robert Sanchez (Brighton), Unai Simon (Athletic Bilbao)

Defenders: Pedro Porro (Sporting), Eric Garcia (Man City), Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid), Diego Llorente (Leeds United), Inigo Martinez (Athletic Bilbao), Jordi Alba (Barcelona), Jose Luis Gaya (Valencia)

Midfielders: Sergio Busquets (Barcelona), Rodrigo (Man City), Thiago Alcantara (Liverpool), Pedri (Barcelona), Marcos Llorente (Atletico Madrid), Sergio Canales (Real Betis), Koke (Atletico Madrid), Fabian Ruiz (Napoli)

Forwards: Gerard Moreno (Villarreal), Ferran Torres (Man City), Mikel Oyarzabal (Real Sociedad), Alvaro Morata (Juventus), Bryan Gil (Eibar), Dani Olmo (RB Leipzig).

[plain elbow]

lol, the source from that tweet is pedrerol.

from el chiringuito

he’s probably the only guy I like from that show, but no one there ain’t too reliable.

[devout geyser]

no Kepa

wait

Diego Llorente?

wtf?

[covert monolith]

whos robert sanchez?

[devout geyser]

how does he get in

[devout geyser]

Brighton gk

pretty decent

[covert monolith]

what happened to matt ryan?

[devout geyser]

loaned to Arsenal

[covert monolith]

why?

[devout geyser]

cuz Arsenal needed a #2

[plain elbow]

robert sanchez is pretty good

[covert monolith]

i mean yeah but wouldn't ryan be their #1?

like u dont just loan out ur #1 gk

[devout geyser]

Sanchez has been better

[covert monolith]

still seems kinda risky tho

[devout geyser]

overall good squad

Simon and Inigo Martinez

🔥

[plain elbow]

can’t wait to see bryan gil

[thin ivy]

What uppp

[covert monolith]

Athletico in the league

For us also tho

[vital dragon]

Vazquez 🔥🔥🔥

[thin ivy]

Vini should have scored that one time

Why does godric look stoned

[upper drift]

Probably stayed up all night to watch Gladbach

Like an absolute idiot in this server did recently

[torn ermine]

he doesn't look old to me

lol

[thin ivy]

Also did anyone notice how LV went speed of light fast and spammy eith step overs/feints whenever he was near the pen box

[still pagoda]

Modric looks like he's a sick patient 😭

[thin ivy]

I mean hes siiick

When you goat so hard you end up looking stoned

[grave glen]

Last year Madrid jersey >> this year

[gilded mist]

actually i really like the pink

[gilded mist]

Nacho actually might be as good as Ramos, the way he has been playing recently

i think he is trying to prove himself

there are massive rumours that ramos is leaving

and no one is even considering him being an option as a starter

because if he keeps playing like he did against atalanta and elche i wouldn't mind him starting

[torpid mesa]

Go go go

I feel bit nervous

[gilded mist]

for the chelsea game?

[torpid mesa]

Yeah, i know that we win

But everything can happen

[gilded mist]

don't be so confident

[keen gorge]

Don't jinx it please

Not a single comeback so far after 6 games and 2 left

On this day in 2015 we were able to make a comeback after losing the first leg 1-0 against Neverkusen by winning 1-0 goal by Mario Suarez. We then won by penalties (AET)
https://twitter.com/BenditalocuraAt/status/1372068762791346177

Peña Bendita Locura (@BenditalocuraAt)

#TalDiaComoHoy de hace 6 años (17.3.2015) el @Atleti se clasificó para cuartos de final de la @ChampionsLeague igualando la eliminatoria en el partido de vuelta ante @bayer04fussball con un gol de Mario Suárez y resolviendo luego en los penaltis. ¡Repitamos hoy! #ChelseaAtleti

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 6:14 AM

[rare junco]

who asked

jk

ily

[dark yacht]

? >> ? >> Espanyol B >> Espanyol >> ? on loan >> Espanyol >> Athletic Bilbao >> ? >> retired - Who am I?

[still pagoda]

My prediction for Chelsea vs Atleti is
Chelsea ||0||-||0|| Atletico Madrid

[gilded mist]

yea

seems likely

[grave glen]

@iron marten do you agree with this

[iron marten]

Well, they're all pretty good players, but I think no one wants to face Messi, imagine the 2012 one.

[alpine socket]

Bartomeu and Messi to attend Laporta's inaguration

[alpine socket]

Esp Sevilla

[iron marten]

"Sevillaman!"

[slender olive]

remember people call messi eibarman

well....

My god, look at all these eibars hes scored against, he only scores against small teams man

look at eibar lite, such a small club

pessi indeed

[grave glen]

Ffs

[slender olive]

He scored 2 hat tricks against eibar lite man, save those hat tricks for real madrid, not eibar lite

[iron marten]

Eibarman!

[inland hound]

Defending was Bad

[thin ivy]

vARdRiD

[inland hound]

?

[thin ivy]

Agree

[grave glen]

Sevilla players I like:
Suso
Kounde
En nesyri

[eager marlin]

add gomez and you have the same list as me

[grave glen]

Ahh gomez i forgot he still exists

[iron marten]

We all love En-Nesyri.

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kounde-j7james-sevilla-gif-20361695

[opal sigil]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1372177943175311363

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨| Real Madrid's medical staff has decided NOT to let Hazard have surgery on his ankle. They believe the muscular injuries have NOTHING to do with his ankle. @abc_deportes #rmalive

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 1:28 PM

Authocratic club

[eager marlin]

shambolic medical department

[iron marten]

I think they want him to die.

It's not a joke, I'm being serious.

[still pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/ironman-facepalm-gif-10994785

[alpine socket]

Do you need our therapists?

[still pagoda]

No

They'll injure the players more

[alpine socket]

[still pagoda]

They want to kill Eden

[alpine socket]

Rma fans have developed their sense of humour

[still pagoda]

Yeah lol

[alpine socket]

Great to see you following our path 🙂

[still pagoda]

Thencc

[alpine socket]

Congrats for the Atlanta win. It wasn't expected?

[still pagoda]

Was expected

Cuz we had Ramos

If we didn't then we would've lost 2-1 lmao

[torpid mesa]

Eden Hazard

[alpine socket]

Who are ur possible opponents for quaters?

[still pagoda]

The last time we were knocked out of the ucl with Ramos was in the semis in 2015

The year you guys won it

[still pagoda]

Psg, Liverpool, Porto, dortmund, man city, bayern and Chelsea/atleti

[torpid mesa]

I love to see match between Real Madrid and Bayern in querters and advance of Real

[alpine socket]

Only Bayern seems okay for you or City

[still pagoda]

Give us Porto pls

[alpine socket]

Rma beating porto is evident

[still pagoda]

Tbh I don't see us making it further than the semis

[alpine socket]

Even that's a good reach

[still pagoda]

Yeah...

But for a team like Real Madrid

I don't think many people would be enthusiastic that yay we made the semis!

That type of mentality is for underdogs

[alpine socket]

The name of the club and the performance differ varily

[still pagoda]

Bitter truth

All we need is a versatile attacking player who can bang in 25+ goals a season for 10 seasons and counting

A Ronaldo type player

Then we have a shot at the champions league

And by that, I mean Mbappe or Haaland

[alpine socket]

You need a pair of strikers

Benz cant do it all alone

[still pagoda]

Yeah..

Hazard was supposed to be that guy

But its actually Casemiro now

[alpine socket]

Hazard was supposed to be the main man and face of the team. And now he isn't even on team list

[still pagoda]

Hes been injured 80% of the time, and even when he plays, he looks no where near his Chelsea form

I have no idea why

[opal sigil]

Hazard was supposed to eat huevos rotos

[still pagoda]

What

[opal sigil]

[still pagoda]

What's a huevos rotos

[opal sigil]

Famous dish in madrid

[still pagoda]

Oh ok

[alpine socket]

Should be easy for rma

[opal sigil]

Yea should be

[alpine socket]

oh wait they are small clubs

[opal sigil]

Should be easy games except eibar

And barca plz

[alpine socket]

Eibarlite vs Eibar

Do they stream Laporta's inaguration live?

[still pagoda]

SHIT

CELTA VIGO EIBAR AND CADIZ??

Noooo

We will drop points

[alpine socket]

[still pagoda]

We will win vs Barca no doubt

But drop points against those three

[halcyon latch]

probably

[alpine socket]

This game doesn't matter if you lose other 3

[still pagoda]

Ye

[grave glen]

FINALLY https://twitter.com/managingbarca/status/1372173050574082050?s=12

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨📝 The last 8 matches of the League can be played with the fans [25-30% capacity] in the stadiums. FC Barcelona can have almost 29,000 fans in last 4 home games [including the game against Atletico Madrid] at the Camp Nou! 👥🏟️🤝

[@Elwood_White]

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 1:08 PM

[grave glen]

Jinxed

[still pagoda]

ok

[torpid mesa]

I feel excited

So important game

[opal sigil]

?

[still pagoda]

??

[covert monolith]

??

[iron marten]

He's excited about today's Champions League game, Chelsea vs Atlètico Madrid. He says, that it's a very important game.

[still pagoda]

:v

[opal sigil]

What a dribble

[still pagoda]

Unpopoular opinion: If Vinicius knew how to shoot a football, he would be a world class player.

[torn ermine]

i watched this live, it was one of those iconic moments that i remember forever for sure

[covert monolith]

wow thats loud

[feral palm]

Laporta wants Emerson let's goooo

[covert monolith]

[still pagoda]

Laporta will say he wants Ronaldo, but that doesnt mean he'll sign him

every new club prez is enthusiastic at the beginning

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-baby-goal-funny-face-gif-13347383

[grave glen]

Lol Laporta is ready to pay 9 mil for Emerson.

[torn ermine]

emerson is on loan
so he will eventually come back, its whether barca want him or not. Apparently laporta want him

[feral palm]

It's 9m for a player we have on loan, I just wanted the closure to know if he was in our plans bc I'm one of his biggest fans

[still pagoda]

Ah okk

I thought it was that other emerson

[torn ermine]

why is he more baby face in this pic?

lol

[still pagoda]

i was like why does laporta want him

but its the one on loan

i see

[feral palm]

Emerson
Alaba
Garcia
Depay
Gil
Aguero

That's the realistic window I'm hoping for

[grave glen]

Who is Gil

[feral palm]

Bryan Gil

Spanish U21s LW

On loan at Eibar from Sevilla

I want him to be Ansu's backup

If Konrad leaves

[torn ermine]

is it only me that think sometimes mingueza and griezmann look alike with their man bun

[still pagoda]

i thought the same lol

[eager marlin]

Tonight’s Atletico Madrid XI:

(4-4-2): Oblak; Juanfran, Godin, Savic, Filipe Luis; Saul, Koke, Gabi, Fernandez; Torres, Griezmann

[late kernel]

lmao

[zealous flower]

goat team

except for fernandez

switch him out for carrasco

[plain elbow]

the inauguration of joan laporta is about to begin.

everyone is asking for haaland in the comments lmao

[covert monolith]

imagine he announces

haaland

that would be legendary

[stiff fjord]

its popular

[stiff fjord]

how do you not know

Do you not watch la liga or something

[grave glen]

@iron marten

Sevilla leading

1-0

[late kernel]

Oh there's a match 👀

Who scored by the way?

[iron marten]

Yeah, it's a LaLiga match, because the game was postponed.

En-Nesyri scored, assist Suso.

[unkempt dew]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-it-snowing-dentist-mexico-minion-gif-19502972

WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUSO

[late kernel]

Thanks.

[iron marten]

Np

[vital dragon]

Aupa Atleti 🔥

[torpid mesa]

Aupa. Go go go 🥳 🥳

[sharp hornet]

lets go atletico

[opal sigil]

Aupa atleti

[gilded mist]

let's go atleti

it's going to extra time tho

[late kernel]

Oh 2-0 Sevilla

[torn ermine]

nice for sevilla

[gilded mist]

yep

they are definetly finishing fourth now

[iron marten]

FT: Sevilla 2-0 Elche
We've beaten Elche, finally!

Could've been more, but we didn't take our chances. Well deserved win.

[grave glen]

everybody has played 27 in la liga now

nice

[gilded mist]

oh nice

[grave glen]

unlike the prem where everybody has played a different amount of matches

[gilded mist]

we were like that

just missing a few matches

[grave glen]

yeah

[gilded mist]

from the start of the season

[grave glen]

yes today's sevilla match is from matchday 2

[gilded mist]

yep

[torn ermine]

during the early season, the match played in la liga was so poor lol, one team is playing less, one team is playing more for like 2-3 matches margin

[gilded mist]

remember when atletico played levante 2 times in a row in the league

[grave glen]

prem is so unorganized

or just a lot of postponements

city have played 30 and aston villa have played 27

but yeah the international break is a good time to get some of those back

[torpid mesa]

IT is a joke

[torpid mesa]

I feel so deppressed. First half was awful 😔

[opal sigil]

[unkempt dew]

Honestly you guys should sack simeone

Each year your chances of winning ucl decreases

[late kernel]

At least they'll maybe win the league to save their season

[torpid mesa]

😓 😓 😓

[gilded mist]

7 started, now just 3 remain

[iron marten]

I'm sorry, but Atlètico are by far the worst La Liga team.

[gilded mist]

sorry what, in what sense

[iron marten]

I'm not even kidding, they simply can't score a goal!

Not even one!

Diego Simeone has to go!

[torpid mesa]

I dont understand what we did today, it was awful performance

[gilded mist]

that's harsh

[grave glen]

I think I jinxed my own team.

[iron marten]

Since when is Diego Simeone managing Atlètico? Enough is enough!

[torpid mesa]

Diego did a lot of great work for Atleti, but since few seaon it doesnt go in right direction

[grave glen]

Simeone needs to rethink his tactics.

But too soon to sack, he's an absolute legend at the club. Produced many talents over the years and made us relevant

[sharp hornet]

Yea

Disappointed

[devout geyser]

@iron marten if im being totally honest

Atleti was worst La Liga side in CL this season

they barely got past their group

and then got dominated by Chelsea

Atleti were shambles this CL

[iron marten]

Yeah, at least you understand.

[devout geyser]

Sevilla at least tried

vs Dortmund

it was just Haaland masterclass

Barca got destroyed by PSG in 1st leg

but at least showed some fight in 2nd leg

and Real Madrid simply swept Atalanta away

Atleti didnt show any fight today

[vital dragon]

Penalty and red for Azpi...

[devout geyser]

nah it was a dive tbf

[vital dragon]

Was not a dive...

[simple matrix]

Meh It could've been given

Bayern got one for the same

[vital dragon]

If they give Savic red...

Azpi deserve red...

[simple matrix]

True

But atleti played shit

Anyway

[sharp hornet]

yea

[vital dragon]

Agree

[devout geyser]

Atleti played shit

no excuses

[grave glen]

Disappointing

[simple matrix]

They deserve to lose on that horrible first leg alone tbh

Expected a bit more fight here

[devout geyser]

tbh

once Ziyech scored

I knew it was over

Chelsea making it 2-0 was more likely than Atleti making it 1-1

[vital dragon]

Referee was poor...

[stiff fjord]

Sevilla is the worst imo

Sevilla lost to chelsea

Sevilla got smashed at home

[grave glen]

[late kernel]

Yeah

[grave glen]

Uhm

[simple matrix]

Yeah sevilla atleast put up a fight in the end I suppose, drew with Dortmund

[late kernel]

With a Giroud masterclass

[simple matrix]

Atleti were worse imo

[keen gorge]

Diego Simeone will stay

[plain elbow]

I doubt cerezo would sack him in the first place.

[keen gorge]

People talking as if Gregorio Manzano or other managers were winning the treble every season

We do not have a GDP budget like most teams

[grave glen]

Who would we replace Simeone with?

[keen gorge]

At the same time our Academy Atleti B team is fighting for relegation

[grave glen]

People love to sack but don't think about potential replacement

[keen gorge]

Diego Simeone is overachieving with this team

[devout geyser]

Cerezo is a shit president

lmao

[simple matrix]

Yes simeone is done wonder for the side, gotta do more against this chelsea. They were not that great, to meekly go out like that has got to hurt

[iron marten]

We played our youth team.

We played Pastor as our GK, since we've already passed the group.

[late kernel]

Wait I think I have your starting XI from that match

Oh yeah true

[iron marten]

Yeah well, at least they got some playing time.

[devout geyser]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwtsBPFXEAoyfFU?format=jpg&name=medium

Real Madrid is the only Spanish team remaining

[eager marlin]

Where’s the Italian teams

[late kernel]

Yep.

[eager marlin]

Oh wait

[devout geyser]

@eager marlin you are dissing your own league

[eager marlin]

shambolic

just shambolic

[late kernel]

The others are in the UEL

[devout geyser]

Inter: is 1st in Serie A

also Inter: finishes 4th in their CL group

Serie A: are we farmers?

[eager marlin]

Italian team better win the UEL to compensate

[simple matrix]

Milan play tomorrow no?

[late kernel]

Yeah

[simple matrix]

Gonna be lit, hopefully they come through

[vital dragon]

he win la liga 🔥🔥

[vital dragon]

Who is 1 for la liga...?

[vital dragon]

Grazie

[opal sigil]

Dw, we will be better in ucl next season

[torpid mesa]

We are losers 😓

[stiff fjord]

Yeah tbf they dif

[unkempt dew]

said every team ever

[stiff fjord]

Doesn't matter still lost and I never said Pastor, Rekik, Gudeij, Idrissi lost

The agruement was which was the worst Spanish team in ucl

Like worst peforming

not who lost with some conditions

[torpid mesa]

I totally agree, we were the worst team from spain in this stage

[eager marlin]

No sevilla put up a good fight

Haaland just did his thing

[stiff fjord]

Yeah sevilla did fight and almost won in the 2nd leg

I would say real Madrid tbh

They did so bad in the group stage but other teams not finishing the job got them 1st

but tbf they atleast scored goals

While we were defending in the 1st leg and bottled it

During the 2nd leg we did it again

More worse

We waited until the final match day in the group to qualify

We could have easily qualified before if we won vs bayern's b team

[devout geyser]

c team*

[grave glen]

Real Madrid has been the best La Liga Club in the UCL this season

[stiff fjord]

Not really a C team imo

They played good players

[iron marten]

Umm..

Nvm

[eager marlin]

madrid got the easy way out

[slender olive]

I'm suprised ur not saying Barca's the worst

as much as I hate to admit it, Madrid's probably the best, they thrashed atalanta over the 2 legs

they're going to actually lose the league If they continue like this

[stiff fjord]

Barca did well in the group stage despite losing to juve, they are probably the 2nd worst

[slender olive]

fairs

that 2-0 win over juve was great

[stiff fjord]

Worst in order
Atleti
Barca
Sevilla
Real Madrid

[slender olive]

and we actually did pull off an amazing performance at the parc des princes

when's the QF draw

[stiff fjord]

Friday

[grave glen]

Friday

Honestly if we got Sevilla in R16 we would be in QF

[vital dragon]

If Atleti get penalty and Chelsea have red card... is different match...

[grave glen]

I think we can beat juve.

[stiff fjord]

well you can't since teams from same league can't draw each other in 16

[slender olive]

we should've beaten Juve

I think we could've beaten PSG if we had played like that in the first leg, unfortunately we didnt

[iron marten]

No, it doesn't work like that.

[grave glen]

I know, u can’t the teams from the same nation

In R16

[slender olive]

on current form we're the best team in spain

[grave glen]

Yeah tbh.

From 2021

Most consistent team in La Liga.

[slender olive]

yeau

its just unfortunate we had that first leg go that way

[iron marten]

We need to support Real Madrid in the UCL now.

[grave glen]

Yeah, first leg I didn’t even know what happened. Lenglet was completely garbage and we were clueless

[stiff fjord]

Yeah its pretty shit but Hala Madrid

for now

don't quote me

[iron marten]

Oh, and let's not forget about Villarreal and Granada!

[stiff fjord]

ugh those teams

[iron marten]

In UEL, yes..

[stiff fjord]

We smashed granada in our first game

[grave glen]

The thing is, Barca still has a Chance to win the double. And we can completely turn this season around.

[slender olive]

I'll support them if they draw PSG

[slender olive]

if we win the double.....

[grave glen]

Didn’t PSG beat them 3-0 last season, I might be Tripping cause i stopped watching last season, because of Anfield in semi final.

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1372329859733655554?s=21👀👀👀👀👀👀

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨🚨[ @JoanFontes ] | Leo Messi will sign a contract renewal with Barça within the first week of April.

Likes

317

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 11:31 PM

Oh and also this

[slender olive]

happiness noises

[slender olive]

yea, last season in GS

[tawny plank]

btw

did yall see what Forlán is up to

[stiff fjord]

what

[tawny plank]

well he's back at coaching

https://twitter.com/AtenasSAD/status/1372324286342520838?s=20

Atenas SAD (@AtenasSAD)

🐐 Diego Forlán es el nuevo director técnico de Atenas SAD.

¡Bienvenido, @DiegoForlan7!

𝙀𝙡 𝙢𝙖́𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙧

Likes

361

Twitter · Mar 17, 2021, 11:09 PM

Second division uruguayan team but hey every manager starts somewhere

[iron marten]

Wow, cool.

[torpid mesa]

I don't know. Maybe we should rent new manager

[slender olive]

Nice

[devout geyser]

now is when City buys him

[devout geyser]

if Barca lost 2nd leg, then I wouldve said theirs was worst

[slender olive]

fairs

[devout geyser]

If Barca won 2nd leg

I could argue they did better than Sevilla

but idk

Sevilla did not get trashed

they just lost to Haaland

[devout geyser]

if PSG played in 2nd leg like they did in 1st leg, they couldve won

it couldve went either way

[grave glen]

We were just better

💪

[still pagoda]

Lol Joao Felix is wasting his talent at Atleti and their garbage playing style

As a young attacking player, the last thing you want to do is move to Atleti where they play 11 behind the ball

[keen gorge]

Joao was our best player today

[still pagoda]

[stiff fjord]

Its facts but also sad

He was the only one who could attack

[vital dragon]

Referee bad...

[keen gorge]

The ref was bad but we also did not play well

[vital dragon]

Agree but English team get the referee favour...

Is not fair...

[opal sigil]

Suarez today

Rip atleti

[slender olive]

"scottish premiership deserves more cl spots than la liga"

"la liga is in the mud"

[still pagoda]

funny how Mark Bronzebridge says La Liga is shit and prem is the real league, when his team themselves who are from the prem, couldnt make it to the r16

[slender olive]

loll

[devout geyser]

they lost to bunch of kebabs

[slender olive]

ikr

[keen gorge]

This Mark guy is so annoying

He always whines like a little boy when Man Utd lose

[torn ermine]

do you guys mean mark goldbridge?

[slender olive]

Mark goldbridge is funny lol

[thin ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-hala-madrid-gif-8806122

Only la liga club in CL bby

[grim thicket]

expected atleti to turn it around, but nvm

real madrid v liverpool would be an interesting matchup

that, and porto are the ones i would wanna face as a madrid fan

[still pagoda]

Yes

Tbh we would beat Liverpool

Most of our players are back from injury

And half of Liverpool defence is out for the season

[grim thicket]

yeah thats the reason i would wanna have us face liverpool

and ofc the ramos v salah rivalry

[still pagoda]

Liverpool fans gonna cause a riot when the Madrid team bus arrives in Anfield

[grim thicket]

lol

liverpool are very vulnerable atm with their defence in shambles, and with benzema running riot like he has been, i think we would have a damn good chance if we draw liverpool

[old stratus]

Laporta is trying to guilt trip messi into staying

just sad

[thin ivy]

What president wouldnt try and get messi to stay tho

[grim thicket]

exactly

[thin ivy]

I mean theyre gonna suck off of messi as much as possible

[slender olive]

at least he'll let him live if he wants

[alpine socket]

Messi is a bank and Laporta needs it

[grim thicket]

barca are alrdy in debt, and they will lose a MASSIVE chunk of revenue if they lose messi on a free

its kind of a desperate situation at this point

[thin ivy]

Laporta probably wants to keep messi until his mid 40s

When he gets too slow just play him as CM

[slender olive]

wait, did i seriously say "live"

I MEANT LEAVE

WHAT

[gilded mist]

How would you rank the teams left so far in the champions league?

By how happy you would be to face them

[old stratus]

Bayern>> everyone else

[still pagoda]

1. Porto
2. Dortmund
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Real Madrid
6. PSG
7. Man City
8. Bayern

Ranging from most happy to face to least happy

[gilded mist]

You would rather face dortmund than liverpool?

dortmund than chelsea?

[still pagoda]

Ye..

Haaland would be a massive threat but our defence is really good

And our midfield is arguably the best in the world

[thin ivy]

Godric can solo any mid fornations in europe

Also fuck those commentators calling him little man

[slender olive]

U wanna face yourself

[tepid sluice]

who did that?

[torpid mesa]

Real need saves our honour🤢 😍

Come on Boys win CL for Spain

[thin ivy]

Idk in la liga tv ive heard him getting referenced to as ljttle man

Guys if youre feeling down and dumb, remember you cant be "giving away suarez to rivals" dumb.

But ngl i used to think giving suarez away was a good idea

Not for free and to rivals tho

[gilded mist]

why?

like giving him away

for no money

is always bad

no matter who you are selling him to

[tepid sluice]

wow, that is really not serious from them

[torpid mesa]

Suarez is great when team dominate and he operate in rival area, but we cannot went from our half

[keen gorge]

I miss Morata in games like yesterday

Used to receive long balls forward

[drifting whale]

https://twitter.com/InfiniteMadrid/status/1372447301147488257?s=09

Infinite Madrid (@InfiniteMadrid)

Enrique Riquelme will be Real Madrid's presidential candidate this summer. The 32-year-old millionaire and CEO of COX Energy has decided to compete against Florentino Perez. [@Forbes]

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Twitter · Mar 18, 2021, 7:18 AM

[upper drift]

Riquelme

One of the most underappreciated

[gilded mist]

I had no idea he had a job now

but he is not being elected

the same thing will happen that happened with barcas election

nostalgia over everything

[thin ivy]

Still tho they do the same for insigne and messi

[thin ivy]

Theres a chance oapa perez is losing his spot?

[tepid sluice]

no matter the player this is not acceptable

we can't qualify someone by his height

[still pagoda]

Nah

Perez won't lose lol

I can guarantee

[gilded mist]

no just that someone is running against him

[grim thicket]

anybdy running against papa perez rn is a clown

no way is he losing unless his opponent pulls off some figo type of deal

which would be suuuper ironic

[still pagoda]

Messi to Real Madrid

[grim thicket]

lmao pls no

unless its free ofc

[thin ivy]

Papa perez is eternal

[grave glen]

L

[eager marlin]

perez is godfather of modern madrid

[thin ivy]

All basque cities are gonna lose their shit

What is it with perez and brazilians tho