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i hope it doesnt get so bad that benzema has to say, "dont pass to him"
um idk
Either way that mustve sucked
I wouldve cried
Still not as bad as getting shot at with a ball by ramos tho
Poor reguilon
yeah lmao
dont remind me about reguilon during r16
what the hell was he doing
just let t*dic take the ball
and score
3-0 to aj*x
@thin ivy nice name 
I cant remember that one tbh
@thin ivy perfect imo
Yeah i like this
Valverde has oace so i guess it makes sense to put him rcm
Kroos in mid so he can smash through balls
Ok
The 8-2 one
I think Atalanta will be a bit weak today, Hateboer and Freuler both are unavailable
freuler is a cdm right?
I thought hateboer can play second leg!
I think
Hateboer isn't gonna play today I think, and yes Freuler is a CM/CDM
both teams lack a cdm lol
Mæhle is gonna start at RB/RM for Atalanta
Imma start calling fede pete davidson
its gonna be a back 3
❗| Both Nacho and Lucas Vazquez will start tonight.
@diarioas [🥈]
Nooooooo
diario is a bit untrustable
Tbf with nacho ramos and varane im not too worried defensively
but idk
yes ramos is there so no worries
but if he wasnt there
then were ded
wont be suprised if i get a noti saying
Ramos is suffering from a muscular problem, and will miss the game against Atalanta. ❗
Soo are we playing 343? Or 3313
Fuck that
Who are the two strikers
well, against elche it was kinda random, anyone would come and play as the 2nd st next to benzema
sometimes vini
sometimes lucas
sometimes casemiro
Play 532
Yeah lol just one twos with the CBs
And occasional long balls
I swear shit would work
If atleti can so can we
Tru
But we always push high
Iirc during the last game ramos was the only one left at the back
Everyone was high up
And they all go thru LV
vazquez is so shit defensively
Or Mendy
Hes held it down well but hes overstayed at rb and that cost us a few goals
2 errors leading to goals in the supercopa semifinal
we could've already had one trophy
he had covid
Also vini better not foul anyone in the box
yeah
Hasnt he caused 2 penalties against us this ssn
the prime bale
k and l are right next to each other lol
look at him, he barely gets injured
coincedince? i think not
same with jovic
and odegaard
at madrid they were injury merchants'
I hope those are all coincidences
But im glad we remained at top 3
Despite all these injuries
ye
We couldve gone liverpool easily
zidane deserves credit
LLLLLLLLFC

Ramos better have shaved
92:48
Lol
Modric should have kept the beard he had during pre season
nah
he looks better clean shaven
https://twitter.com/_Matty723/status/1371751983858737156
bro this guy 😭
@goal Gerrard, Alonso, Mascherano
Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets
Makelele, Zidane, Guti
Vieira, Gilberto Silva, Ljungberg
Pirlo, Seedorf, Kaka, Gattuso
Makelele, Essien, Lampard
I could do this all fucking day...
What is thay
ours is the best itw
For sure
Okay so for the ATA game i want a....
Late ramos header
Outside of the box trivela shot by modric
Benzema header
and kroos olympic goal
Yeah a straight from corner golazo
Modric Kroos Casemiro, name a better midfield
and some assna fans replying esr xhaka and partey
they cant be serious
are they?
and someone really replied with maddison tielemans and ndidi 😭
lol
Lol
Bro you better reply with a mid 3 from the lowest team in smartbank
Absolutely not
thats like comparing your 50 inch plasma flat screen tv with the best of justin bieber
Lol
Xavi iniesta busquets is legendary
True
They’re right with that
only one that are better
Gotta love angry french mr clean
Who are those
idk
ljungberg is that guy who lost 3-0 vs man city
i remember
no idea who gilberto silva is
Imagine putting arsenal mids and forgetting about prime ozil
Altho he was best when he was with us
Ngl
eks dee
lol
Rodrygo injured
@still pagoda
Nacho gonna carry
He might not cross much but at least there wont be a hole in defense
Unless zizou somehow puts LV back there
WAIT NO
RODRYGO ISNT INJURED
REAL MADRIDS WEBSITE GOT HACKED
AND THE HACKER PUT SOME ARTICLE SAYING HES INJURED

I honestly thought rodrygo was indian when he was just new
Imagine hacking the biggest club in the world and you could tweet about Mbappe or Haaland but you chose Rodrygo
Nah its bale
I'm still backing Atalanta lol
Of course you do, you're a Barcelona fan.
fairs
Oof
Im shocked. You arent rooting for madrid? :0
I'm backing Real Madrid.
I'm backing Atalanta.
Atalanta FTW
Real calmly beat Atalanta
Like i said earloer we can literally just park the bus and shithouse the whole game on this one
We have the away goal
Hmm actually if you’re still in CL you’ll fuck up in the league
Im rooting for real
Just so you guys have more games
does Barca have a chance at winning the league?
Yea
we are only 4 points behind aren't we?
Now we do
Honestly, rn i care more about CL lol
Les goo
No one said anything about winning the ucl
Getting further in the ucl means more revenue and interest from players
You never know really. We migt be getting added time goals from ramos all day long loll
It could
They can't just bottle it at home now..
Atalanta scorec 3 goals, and Real without forwards can only pass Ball all match
One two three Muriel hat-trick
I hate you 😫
Why
Ramos kabanos
What
I mean there home form is really bad in UCL.
Hmm, Ramos actually looks handsome.
Yeah, but they can't just lose it now.
Didn’t u always?
No?
Last season no Ramos and we lost vs man city
Seaosn before that no Ramos and we lost vs ajax
Both Madrid quarters final
Varane gave gifts to City
So, Mingueza is already better than Lenglet?
He pretty much is.
He’s our 2nd best defender.
Well actually 3rd
Pique is still good.
But in big games Mingueza is good.
experience wise? no
ability wise, mingueza is more active
he always tries to recover the ball, he can somehow handle mbappe pretty good most of the time
Okay, interesting.
No
As long as ramos doesnt get sent off we good
Yeah, I mean that's just..
It wasn't, but my prediction came true!
we are half as good as we were in 2018-19
ye that is all that matters
@devout geyser i reserve you for el clasico
please bet on a madrid win
please please
pretty please
the good thing is we play more as a team rn
Ye true
Lets see if koeman can win a trophy.... asleep

she knows which team 
I suppose pop figures like whatever makes them likable
5 hours to Champions League
yesss
TRANSFER NEWS
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yusuf demir is highly rated. hope we secure this.

Forza Atalanta
I'll be fine both ways
Cause then madrid could face bayern if they advance
Hehe
And losing to atalanta is just funny


futbol

Ref dived
lol
Great tackle by puyol

Uefalona
VARdrid
If we do advance i hope we go up against atleti so we can hit em with that 1-0
Atleti might not even make it through
If we go through, and face bayern then one thing I can assure
We won't concede 8
If we concede I will change my pfp to a Barcelona logo and say visca el barca all day
I'll change my name to that
Imagine being a barca fan walking into this fight
Real Madrid ultras also did that same with with malaga ultra a few years back
Barca ultras got banned from the stadium, by Laporta a long time ago cause they were too violent.
Big f
Also im curious with what these ultras think of non white players?
Since theyre racist how do they deal with the fact that some of the best ppl who played for madrid is brown?
Carlos, marcelo, areola, pepe, di maria,
Since when are all ultras racist?
laughs in eastern europe
Both the Frente Atletico and Ultras Sur are Spanish nationalists
I was mostly reffering to ultras sur
Oh, umm.. Okay.
Gg
UCL is coming back to Camp nou, soon...
Hah
today Atalanta vs real
3 more hours
yea
yeah
the bank guarantees were never a doubt, just the anti-blaugrana media that wanted to a cause a stir.
i will watch man city vs gladbach
My prediction for the real vs Atalanta match would be a 0-1, if so, does it go to ET
im guessing for real to win
lmao
I think madrid'll go through.
yea
but then they will have to face city if city win from gladbach

Actually Madrid should go through, will just make their schedule tough
and man city is in dangerous form
yea, that's what i have in mind.
the teams in the european competitions have been playing 2-3 games per week on a consistent basis due to the late start of the season.
Agreed..
and pep knows stones garcia and cancelo wont let anything pass through
Garcia ??
Lol
Garcia > Maldini
oh right
Its zinchenko dias stones cancelo
woah
Bruh
It's alright, also Dias is a great player
Indeed.
man city defence is like the yellow wall
yes, garcia has agreed a pre contract. he's 100% joining.
Very nice, he could be a good defender for years to come
hopefully
if he becomes a good defender he can see a long future at barca
I hope gladbach knocks city out
hard
sorry

city r dangerous
the change in pace from the premier league to la liga will suit him. he's a former academy product, coming for free, and not asking for crazy wage demands. it's low risk, so i'm all for it.
they recently lost 2-0 to varchester united
gladbach beating them wont be impossible
ik
And beat Southampton too
aguero wasnt playing
Gladbach are losing almost every match they play as of rn
city will be fine, madrid have a slightly larger of a task to take care of.
atalanta? lol no
wot if somehow atlanta win?
whats the aggregate score for city and gladbach
Atalanta is the same team who scored most goals in Serie a last year if I'm not mistaken
that's what I said before the PSG United match in 2019
Bruh y’all were struggling to beat 10 man Atalanta don’t tell me y’all are not afraid ?
im not
its impossible but only 1 goal separates real from atalanta
City v Gladbach (2:0)
city 2-0 galdbach
Hopefully Madrid will go through.
reals only chance of winning the ucl is ronaldo
i'm american, and daylight savings just pushed all the matches an extra hour later for the next two bloody weeks. the wait has me anxious. ughhhh
and even if real cant win with cr7
theyre a shit team
well, they are in somewhat need of a revamp.
w@nk
imagine having to use dst
yea
I'm not complaing with our performance
Huh
and everyone wants to see liverpool play in the conference league
the ronaldo carrying real in UCL is bullshit. Look at juventus now
so yeah this is super wrong
we had prime bale too
My prediction for today's matches
Real Madrid 0-1 Atalanta
Man City 3-0 Gladbach
u won the 2018 final cuz of karius
penaldo and we wouldve won it anyway
It cant be atalanta 1-0
but arragontaldo didnt do anything
Because rma also has a away goal
atalanta will have to score a brace
they wont lol
wot if they do
they wont
Well, you can't change it anymore. Real Madrid are bigger than City & Barca combined anyway.
man city vs bayern in the semi final
psg> city
or bayern vs real
id be suprised if we make it past semis
I'd just back Atalanta tbh, if Ilicic and Zapata are in form they could score two goals pretty easily
or even quarter
psg only scored 4 goals cuz we did nothing
And you had Lenglet
2nd leg was better
you cant expect them to do it
mid and fullback should be enough
imagine expecting grizi to defend
well yes but it was mbappe
If Barca would've played the 1st leg just like the 2nd leg, they would've won easily.
barca had many chances in thr 2nd leg
Nah PSG toned it down cus they already had the big lead
Maybe yeah, but I guess PSG learnt that the best way of defending is having the ball not kicking it away and wait them to come
I mean they only had to park the bus at that point
didnt u see the chances we had at parc des princes
And that was a mistake, Navas saved them..
Yeah lol
best goalie itw
ederson>>>>navas
yeahh
Tbh if you're in that situation of having a big lead knowing the other team will come after you to come back
I would just say, keep the ball as much as possible
come on thats a stretch man
Doesn't even matter if you don't go up with it lmao

cap
At the end they can't do anything without the ball
navas is almost neuer tier
Almost tho
imagine picking ederson over navas
Neuer is still better
Hmm, I actually think that Navas is quite underrated.
he's very underrated.
You only hear great things about Neuer, Oblak & Ter Stegen, but never Navas.
casillas>neuer>navas
casillas saved spain
And dembele ofc
vs the nether biome
Casillas is a legend anyway..
dembele....
wish we kept navas longer
u shouldntve sold navas
navas is the best player in concacaf history imo. i'd put him over ppl like hugo sanchez, magico gonzalez, marquez, donovan etc.
Oblak is in the Navas tier, and Neuer is better than both
oblak is good i like him
Do Real Madrid fans think that Courtois is as good as Navas?
no
Ter stegen>neuer
I mean the stats says he is
as a barca fan no
Courtois
navas is clear of courtois.
Hmm, okay..


navas>>>courtois
didnt thibout make a record for clean sheets last season or some shit
Yeh
Not even joking
idk
hes great but I'd pick navas over him any day
messi megs everyone
ik
even buffon
its just everyday for him
Thibaut ain’t as bad as people figure him out to be, he’s underrated imo
navas is faster but courtois got height advantage
wots his height
6'6?
fuckers huge
bruhhhh
height can be somewhat hindering too. mainly for low ranged shots.
How can people be so tall?
navas is 6'1
ibrahimovic is as tall as coutois
He was so good for you guys
malnutrition?
y did real sell him
Mainly genetics..
and courtois was hot shit
Good with us tbh
and to think that he was nearly traded for david de gea....
But that’s toooooo tall imo
Prime de gea was something else tho mate
real loaned out areola to fulham or sold him to fulham
- our best keeper ever
mow de gea just slips the ball past him
On loan to Fulham from PSG I think
nah last season i saw him play for real
He was on loan at real
oh
well, i'd say navas has been able to maintain consistency of his form, at least far better than de gea in that sense.
i thought navas was my height... he's actually 3 inches taller
What's your height ? I think his is like 6'2
Yeah we were the ones who loaned him at first
Oh thanks John for the confirmation
the 5'10" gang! 💪
im 5’7 5’8
vini, isco are also my height
I'm 198 cm tall can anyone check how much my height is lmfao
198 oh my god
you're 2cm shorter than courtois? im calling bull
dem
im 177m
I'm old too, well kinda
Everyone's pretty tall.
in asia yeah im pretty tall but worldwide im average
Same
As always 👍
I'm an Asian, and in my neighborhood, there's a guy who's like 7'3
E
Damn
5'7 (170)
i dont remember asians being that tall
south east asians are SHORT
South Asians too
east asians are taller tho
I’m 5’10 at 16 and Barty at 13 is taller than me
lol
Isn't 5'10 average?
How much is courtois' height tho
And I’m the tallest in my class
for my country average for guys is 5'5
I'm 2 cm shorter than him
Whys everyone talking about height

Too tall here
Oh
maybe we should move to #off-topic haha
how tall are you @iron marten
Oh, I'm 5'6 (167)
Courtois is like 6'5 right ?
Come to Bundesliga it’s a btec off–topic
thats average for a girl iirc... or whatever you are. what are you? lol
What?
i mean are you a girl
Human
Yes
cus for a woman thats average height
Alien
People have told me that it's pretty tall.
depends where you are
Tall? Damn
in south east asia that is tall for a woman for sure
I always get called like „Yo Jan, how’s the weather up there?“
4'11-5'3 is average for women
Wow
5'9 is average there i think
5'10" is average here in the states, and i've reached the age where i'm pretty sure my height will stay put. so, i'll remain average ffs.
but wow, this is truly a poundland off-topic now.
its alright
The average height of a Sudanese man is 6'4.
ive been muted so many times already idga fuck anymore
I’d be a dwarf in The Netherlands
whats your height jan
175cm is 5'9
Umm..
Close tbh
177 is 5'10
Yeah
imagine if this conversation got so off topic it got to peen sizes lol
omg
yeah any way madrid 2-1 atalanta
hala madrid betches
Well I haven’t actually measured my height, I’m just making a faint guess
(Madrid is going to win)
who else is gonna watch on the eufa tv website
There we go, that's more like it.
Eufa
¯_(ツ)_/¯
It's time for you to sleep.
X watching the chat rn
00:06
i have a shitload of schoolwork so im tryna do that while waiting for the game
12:06 here
00:06 tbh
Nice, I’m thinking of what to start first
He can mute me all he want idc
UCL matches might start in an hour or so
im doing the speech thing first before the hardcore chem/physics and calculus bs
Ouch
i did the same shit last grading where I crammed a month of work in 3 days lol
rn im doing shit worth 2 months in a week
fun stuff

I’m saving all for the last day
Y’all will Boruss it
last time you were a goal up
boruss it?
Boruss (verb): to bottle
and we got no casemiro
is tadic in atalanta?
Ajax
there is a high chance we bottle
dont you get the message
no
Illicit is a beast
all i know is that there is an ajax gif in la liga channel thats fucking illegal
...
zapataaa
Illilic I mean
their front 3 is good
and even after that
benzema is there tho right?
yess
my parents are colombian, so we'll be cheering both muriel and zapata later on.
and i think rodrygo too?
cheer for madrid so that ady can have an anime pfp 
muriel tends to go awol in big matches at times.
Ramos also starts, I guess..
lmao
He'll step up in the UCL.
the team spirit is always better with him
a semi fit ramos will fire them up enough.
is militao ready to play?
so 3atb like elche game? or normal 433?
yeah but if ramos gets sent off
militao 
nacho gotta play RB
what’s wrong with anime pfp 
atletico has a game on hand?
nothing, but its ady
no
what team is u
It's Gary, he supports Real Madrid.
yes
alicia how about you add RMA to your nickname
Gary 😎
you seem to sympathize with madrid a lot
No
but well, ramos is the heart of madrid
i mean shit i'd add sevilla on my nickname
oh gary is back
🙂
greetings gary
i like sevilla
I only hate Real Betis, I want every spanish team to do well in Europe.
same i have a soft spot for them
idk why i root for underdogs a lot
Colombian tests suck hard 
Yeah..
going to spurs was downgrade 
greetings lmv
i think he compliments the defense with navas and carlos
He was good..
going to prem is a downgrade lol
Oh yes I change sides now HALA MADRID!!!
now Sociedad is still ahead of us
Wow, you're still crying about the game..
even barca? 🤮
YESSS
another recruit!!

wait whaaaat
Sad Betico
Yeah, that's common.
mother fekir
its hard being a madrid fan 😔
main La Liga ambassador has arrived
I am actually really nervous
you get bullied a lot
Sure, but I don't like some Barcelona fans.
now thats more like it
I am most active La Liga fan here
yeah well thats because this is a barcelona server

omg recently it has been bullying galore
Barca fans got humbled, they’re better lot now.
Like when we almost got 3rd in the ucl gs
@eager marlin thoughts on Milan being 9 points behind Inter
is it? it says discord football
No me
it’s bullshit
Spezia 
I had a feeling it was going to happen
nah its a barcelona server behind the curtain lol
we always collapse beginning or end of season
behind the curtain?
wdym
it is full of fcb fans
@eager marlin that Spezia game probably ended Milan's title hopes
nah it was the derby
after that my hopes were shattered
what about Napoli
There are a lot of Barca fans on this server, that's what he's trying to say.
nail in the coffin.
is it tho? i see tonnes of madridistas in here
Isn't it a good thing then
where
this is true for literally every team
there’s a ton of Madrid fans in server, Barca fans I see 5-10 recurring ones
that we will win?
There are tons of Frankfraud fans here
no
Barca fans are more like daily active
its not actually that, sure we arent active a lot but like 3 of the mods including me are madridistas
im surprised
Colombian schools suck 
You, Marshall and?
lit
and its maddy btw
and their shitty exams
Oh yes Litto
There are probably more, though.
yeah i have been on and off the past few weeks
Full squad for Chelsea
Real should go through though
i've never seen those guys around tbh
Since 26th Dec 2020
thoughts about the second leg ?
Atleti might get knocked out
Totally pessimistic of course due to the recent form
but like active
carrasco gonna get lit
woah
@eager marlin can you lot beat United
Same
EL Pupas

who ever wins will be beneficial for me I guess
Feb 26, 2020
I’m also a Tuchel simp
hopefully , we just need a draw and we’re done
no
why do you like tuchel, what do you like about him
wait
i have been here since uhh, july 2020 i think
a 0-0 draw
ye
oh nice
i left once a few weeks ago, and then came back
I like how he treats the players, his mentality, tactical adaptability, formation, results .
also he has drip
i don't understand how this rating stuff works


