la-liga

[opal sigil]

Whoever wins deserve to win

[thin ivy]

True

But at the same time Simeone deserves to win something

but ofc I want zidane to win everything

[keen gorge]

If we don't win we don't deserve it

It is in our hands and if we blew it anyone else deserves it more

[thin ivy]

Nah i'm pretty sure you'll keep top spot

unless la liga goes by goal difference and not h2h

currently these are my predictions

Goal Difference: Barca, Atleti, Madrid

H2H: Atleti, Madrid, Barca

atleti still have great stats despite the inconsistency

about the same matches played as madrid and barca but still has 2 less losses/ 2 more wins

despite being rivals, i got huge respect for atleti, i just dont understand why tf costa had to leave

[vital dragon]

You can still win...

[vital dragon]

Agree I like to see Suarez Costa

[thin ivy]

Costa got mad he was getting picked more than suarez.

Which is childish

[keen gorge]

Costa was injury prone after his surgery and pretty much was done

[thin ivy]

costa-suarez are two of the biggest shithousers

wonder where costa's ending up

[keen gorge]

Dembele today played very good

[keen gorge]

Costa returned to Brazil due to family issues

He was rumored to sign with Palmeiras but the deal failed for some reason

[thin ivy]

damnn i didnt hear about this until now

i like costa

he's fun to watch

[keen gorge]

He is a club legend and I would expect a testimonial game for him after Covid

[thin ivy]

what is a testimonial game?

[keen gorge]

Like a retirement or end of service game

Usually for players who contributed a lot for the club

[eager marlin]

not a big fam of aletico but I really want simeone to win UCL

[misty raven]

Athletico dropped points 🙌

[thin ivy]

pray for barca to drop points too

or at least tie

i wanna see some umtiti mastercclass

[misty raven]

Yeah

[keen gorge]

Probably not this year

I don't think we have enough depth to compete for titles

If a player is not playing, injured or suspended hell breaks loose

[thin ivy]

Thats real madrid

lol

[vital dragon]

Oh... so he would not have stay even if fit...?

[vital dragon]

Agree... Simeone is cool manager...

[keen gorge]

No he asked to terminate his contract and flew back to Brazil

[vital dragon]

Ok thanks...

I was hoping to see Suarez Costa strike partnership... But he has family good man...

Costa say... He can bite & I can fight...

Jajaja

[keen gorge]

It is Suarez Dembele time

[vital dragon]

Dembele was no good...

He have so many chance vs Getafe...

But Joao need to start...

[unkempt dew]

Did Barcelona play today?

[alpine socket]

Monday

[still pagoda]

YES

THEY DROPPED POINTS

LETS GO

[thin ivy]

Who?

[south tree]

Atletico

Drew 0-0 with Getafe

[thin ivy]

Hope barca does too

[vital dragon]

Dembele miss everything...

If Costa play... 🔥

But they release 😒

[south tree]

The Getafe keeper was the MOTM

David Soria

[vital dragon]

Dembele was bad...

If Felix start they would have win...

[inland hound]

Getafe played good they were 10 men yall could have won

[still pagoda]

yes

[vital dragon]

I think Dembele poor...

If he finish chance...

Atleti win...

[still pagoda]

Dembele plays for Barcelona

oh Moussa dembele?

i didnt even know atleti signed him lol

[vital dragon]

Yes

Who you support?

[stuck galleon]

Exactly my thoughts on yesterdays game 😦

[sharp hornet]

Well still lot of injuries but I agree they’re such an integral part of the team

[still pagoda]

Real Madrid

[inland hound]

HALA MADRID

[stuck galleon]

we pretty much had everyone fully fit for yesterdays game except hazard

[vital dragon]

Nice

[sharp hornet]

Ik but I meant it’ll take time for real to click again after all that crisis

[stuck galleon]

yeah true but still

kinda sad that we cant function without modric/kroos 😦

[still pagoda]

sad how we NEED Modric and Kroos to come on to get 3 points against bloody Elche

[torn ermine]

we did lose to the teams he mentioned, but he clearly doesnt know anything about us XD

[still pagoda]

eks dee

[hybrid python]

I swear they don’t even watch our games just rates on watching highlights

[iron totem]

Barca and Real have a shot

[jovial sluice]

*checks skorboard

[paper spruce]

Best youngesters in the league
1- fati
2- pedri
3- araujo
I don't consider de Jong, valverde etc youngesters so ig that's it

Barca have the best youngsters in la liga

Idk if I forgot anyone here

[stoic pelican]

gil and sanchez of atletico

[paper spruce]

Gil is mad average

And who's Sanchez of Atletico?

Lol

[halcyon latch]

define youngsters

[paper spruce]

Young players

Jk

Idk how to define it ffs lol

Let's say u20 players I guess

[halcyon latch]

Araujo is 22

[thin ivy]

Lingard

Hes a developing player

[grave glen]

Lets make it u23

u20 is way too short list

[paper spruce]

Ou right ffs

Shit cant remember anyone who's u20

[paper spruce]

Alright I guess

You have isak, pedri, fati, araujo, de Jong, valverde.

And felix

Or how old is felix?

Oh yeah

21

[halcyon latch]

u23 = under 23

right

[thin ivy]

Ye

[halcyon latch]

then why would de jong be there doe

or do 23 years old count lool

[paper spruce]

Idk

Ight

Exclude de kong

Jong*

I'd rate them like this
1- felix
2- pedri
3- araujo
4- valverde
5- fati
Fati and valverde has been injured most of the season so that's why they're that low ig

@halcyon latch ^ thoughts?

[halcyon latch]

uh

i don't watch much la liga but i agree

but maybe move valverde up to 3rd

[grave glen]

1:fati at hes best

Ngl

[paper spruce]

Hes been injured all season

Talking about this season, this is the list

[still pagoda]

I'm dead 😭

This Barca admin has no shame

That's like Real Madrid admin posting Asensio goal vs Ajax

[grim thicket]

....

[thin ivy]

Admin knows whats up

[thin ivy]

https://youtu.be/pZnrUbRmuj8

Im worried

Atalanta looks like they got their shit figured out

[inland hound]

Fk

[still pagoda]

We took Freuler away from them

And Hateboer is injured

+this time we have Ramos

And Rodrygo

And Valverde

And Benzema

And Hazard

Istg if we don't go through

[inland hound]

We sud have made it 3-0

no luck

2 crossbars 1st leg

[hybrid python]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-rmcf-benzema-karim-benzema-footballer-gif-17708332

[inland hound]

And VINI chance

[hybrid python]

Don Benz will score

[inland hound]

our defence will b sloppy

Ramos just came back

Varane not looking confident

[late kernel]

lmaooo

[simple matrix]

Bruh believe in the team, as long as modric and kroos are still balling then we got this. We are due a vini deflected goal anyway... 🥶

[still pagoda]

When people ask me about Benzema

[thin ivy]

That niceness is surprising coming from a barca fan lol

Eh sehd et lest tiem eh wesn ohn, hesuh best fehhtbebowleh in teh weehrld

Benz is still in his prime dont @ me

[still pagoda]

Am beyn sheeriush am beyn sheeriush

[hybrid python]

I’m a don Benz fan

[thin ivy]

Is he an arseanal fan

[thin ivy]

Ayy

Who is the best defender in the world rn?

[simple matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/sergioramos-realmadrid-gif-9226909

[upper drift]

Elvedi

[still pagoda]

Who?

Jk

Hes pretty good

[upper drift]

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/mustafi-deustchland-germany-football-dance-gif-12053618

[upper drift]

Oh yes man had a masterclass Against Wolfsburg 😂

[thin ivy]

Is that mustafi

[thin ivy]

Besides ramos lol. Thats like saying what color an orange is. xD

Facebook memes lol

[grave glen]

Oh god, that score line looks really familiar...

[iron marten]

Traumatising..

[late kernel]

Oof

[plain elbow]

cucho hernandez made that huesca team. it was literally him against everyone lol.

[late kernel]

Those times when Suarez was at Barca

[covert monolith]

[pine oriole]

[grave glen]

Bartomeu was ejected

😂

Bartomeu was the madridista

[late kernel]

🤣😂

[torn ermine]

ahh its bartomeu

[grave glen]

Do you guys Sevilla will win

Any half

[devout geyser]

today is one of the biggest derbies in Spain

Seville Derby between Sevilla and Betis

[grave glen]

How others see this: Sevilla vs Betis
How i see it:
Alicia vs Betico

[devout geyser]

lol

[iron marten]

@fallow ferry

Umm

Gg, I guess..

[grave glen]

@iron marten derby winner

How does that feel

[iron marten]

It does feel good, yeah..

As you'd expect.

[fallow ferry]

😭

[fallow ferry]

gg.

but I think draw wouldve been most fair result

:/

@feral palm welp

we tried

ffs Bono

[iron marten]

Why does everyone support Betis all of a sudden?

[devout geyser]

cuz they were underdogs

[iron marten]

Really? Hmm, okay..

[devout geyser]

I actually expected a draw

Betis were far better in 2nd half

[iron marten]

Same, yeah.

[fallow ferry]

Fekir played well

Idk how

but he actually played well today

however

for me personally

best Betis player on the pitch was Guido Rodriguez

https://i.gyazo.com/bc3d9eabc10bfe8cbcfc042bfea1abce.png

[iron marten]

Wow, Betis have actually conceded a lot of goals.

[grave glen]

So uh what was the score?

[late kernel]

1-0 for Sevilla

[left sun]

Matchday!

Predicting a 4-1

[vital dragon]

I think 1-1...

[stiff fjord]

I think

2-2

[left sun]

Interesting

[torn ermine]

it should be a Win for us

losing is not an option

[vital dragon]

Is not but is not easy to win...

Should be win...

But I think team is not confident very much...

But we will see...

[torn ermine]

who said it is easy? lol
im just saying this is a must Win in order to keep the title race on track

[vital dragon]

Race look good in España...

[torn ermine]

istg if we draw or lose to huesca

[storm quest]

please do

[slender olive]

3-0 hopefully

[inland hound]

GL'

[sharp hornet]

It will happen

[hybrid python]

Too many Barça haters out here man

Don ronald is coming with his double after this season

[grave glen]

Maybe

Were getting kinda close

[gilded mist]

no no no

no way

u could very easily not win anything

[thin ivy]

Hala madrid

[gilded mist]

we needed Varane to clutch us

so

[thin ivy]

Huesca 8-2 Barca

[gilded mist]

No but actually what was the name of Huescas new manager?

Pacheca?

well he is doing a great job

my bad Pacheta

like Huesca might not even finish last or even not get relegated

[grave glen]

[thin ivy]

Is that fr

[hybrid python]

Nah,Edited it

[left sun]

I mean surely we beat huesca

Araujo is back with the squad aswell

[grave glen]

The wall araujo

[keen gorge]

Would be a great day if Huesca can win or at least get a draw

[thin ivy]

Nah huesca's gonna win

[thin ivy]

I literally forgot that mariano diaz is from our academy

Lol

[still pagoda]

Visca Huesca

Wait what the fuck

Hazard is injured again

[unique elm]

Bruh

How many times

[still pagoda]

11

11 times

[unique elm]

What the fuck

More like Injurard

[still pagoda]

He came on a sub vs Elche

[unique elm]

😳

[still pagoda]

Got 2 touches

And now he's injured again

Sell him

[unique elm]

😂

[still pagoda]

Hes useless

[unique elm]

He is a flop at this point

More flop than Jovic

[still pagoda]

Just here to make sanitas profit

[unique elm]

Imagine getting injured 11 times

It's worse than being benched

😐

[still pagoda]

There must be something wrong

There's no way he gets injured like that every 15 minutes

Something must be wrong with him

[unique elm]

Hazard at Chelsea: 🔥
Hazard at Real: 🥶

Injurard

☣️

🥶

[still pagoda]

Lmao

[thin ivy]

Why?!

[still pagoda]

Physical problems

Lmao

It's becoming a routine at this point

[thin ivy]

We should let him go

And get bale back

[inland hound]

Source?

[still pagoda]

Jlsanchez78

A random Spanish source

I just found it on twitter

[inland hound]

Bruh ffs

[inland hound]

Fk mahn

[grim thicket]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1371415696295530498?s=09

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

The extension of Luka Modric’s contract with Real Madrid is done and it’s not in question. The agreement has been in place since January for one more year of contract. It's just a matter of time for the official announcement. Modric is definitely staying. ⚪️ #RealMadrid https://t.co/RR5K9F1pJp

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 10:59 AM

noice

[late kernel]

Hazard will not play tommorow 😕

[thin ivy]

Just one year?

[grim thicket]

yeah ofc

since he is 32+

[thin ivy]

Like it matters if he plays or not

[thin ivy]

Mans gonna be the ibra of midfield

[grim thicket]

lol

meanwhile iniesta. at vissel kobe 🤡

no disrespect

but modric is just one of a kind

[thin ivy]

Inesta isnt doing good in japain?

[late kernel]

I'm just sayin' 🤷‍♂️

[grave glen]

Iniesta is like 37 I think

[grim thicket]

he is doing well, but its nothing compared to stilll being a top midfielder in a european top 5 league

[thin ivy]

How much are we paying fatzard? We could use those cash to sign haaland

[grim thicket]

how old do you think is modric

[thin ivy]

At least he's doinh good

[grave glen]

35

[thin ivy]

Modric plays like 28

[grim thicket]

yeah

that was my point

[thin ivy]

Bro

Imagine if modric was as ripped as fernando torres

You have a fucking OP mid right there

[thin ivy]

Ah fuck

[iron marten]

You know what that means, Real Madrid 0-4 Atalanta.

[still pagoda]

Oof

[stiff fjord]

Spain National Team is confirmed for World Cup Qualifers

Full 24 player squad:

GK: De Gea, Unai Simón, Robert Sánchez.

Defenders: Pedro Porro, Eric García, Sergio Ramos, Llorente, Íñigo Martínez, Jordi Alba y Gayá.

Midfielders: Busquets, Rodrigo Hernández, Pedri, Thiago, Marcos Llorente, Canales, Koke y Fabián.

Forwards: Ferran, Oyarzabal, Dani Olmo, Bryan Gil, Morata y Gerard Moreno

[grave glen]

That midfield tho 🔥

[gusty moat]

visca el barca

[alpine socket]

Hazard injured again?

[drifting whale]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371447834843742209?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨| Hazard will be OUT for over a MONTH. @carlitosonda #rmalive

Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:06 PM

[alpine socket]

🤔

[opal sigil]

Pedri goat

[alpine socket]

srlsy how many matches did hazard play for rma

[opal sigil]

How is he out again

Is it cause he played saturday

[icy crypt]

Yeah ngl it’s over for Hazard

[pine meteor]

Hazard should leav real this Sommer

[icy crypt]

Who would buy him though

[pine meteor]

McDonald's

[icy crypt]

No one who can actually afford him would buy him

[pine meteor]

Maybe Chelsea

When they sell pulisic

But that's not gonna happen

[icy crypt]

We’ve just got to take the L and move on

I’m actually really dissapointed

I thought he’d have one more chance to do something

[pine meteor]

This it's hazards fault and not real Madrid's hazard is eating to much

[torpid mesa]

Hello mates

This week both Madrid go ahead in CL

[grave glen]

Madrid’s home record is garbage, and Atalanta’s away record is unbelievable.

[alpine socket]

Interesting

[neon hornet]

hmm

[iron marten]

How's Hazard injured again? What's wrong with him..

[neon hornet]

he has been shit since he moved to madrid

[iron marten]

Yeah

[neon hornet]

even coutinho will play better then hazard with barcelona

[covert monolith]

[late kernel]

True lmao

[neon hornet]

both have been shit since their move to la liga

[late kernel]

Coutinho cost +120M€ for Barca

Hazard cost +100M€ for Real

[alpine socket]

Bale was good ryt

[alpine socket]

Coutinho more than hazard that's shit

[late kernel]

[neon hornet]

at least coutinho played for a whole season lmaooo

[alpine socket]

Not about performance, about their value

[neon hornet]

ik

both were expensive

but couldnt deliver wot their teams expected them to deliver

and if cr7 returns to madrid hazard will be useless

and i think ronaldo will

[alpine socket]

If you are 100m+, you should do more than most other players

[neon hornet]

yea

[alpine socket]

Idts

[neon hornet]

zidane should resign ronaldo

i heard ronaldo will leave juve at the end of the season

[alpine socket]

Rumours were too last season

[neon hornet]

yea

this time he may actually leave

[alpine socket]

why does he want to leave tho

[neon hornet]

juve didnt got wot they wanted from ronaldo

[neon hornet]

he wants to win the ucl

he knows he can only win it with madrid

[alpine socket]

returning back to rma feels awkward

[neon hornet]

yea but itll work for real

most of their team hasnt changed much

[alpine socket]

Is he 37?

[neon hornet]

36

ig

[still pagoda]

Hazard will be out for 1 month

again

its just a routine now

[alpine socket]

I can feel you Rafael

[neon hornet]

a daily thing for him

[still pagoda]

again no clasico for Hazard

[neon hornet]

when ur “best player” is out:

[still pagoda]

4 el clasicos missed

[neon hornet]

wow

f

[drifting whale]

https://twitter.com/DoctorT_RM/status/1371432032262356992?s=20

Dr. T❄️🇨🇦 (@DoctorT_RM)

🚑 Location, Source, & Duration of every injury Hazard sustained since he arrived at Real Madrid.

He has been injured for a total of 320 days.

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 12:04 PM

[alpine socket]

Missed to prove hazard>messi

That's literally 11 months

[neon hornet]

he was never better than leo

[still pagoda]

he was top 5 best itw at chelsea

and now he aint even top 100

[neon hornet]

ye

he shouldve stayed at chelsea

[alpine socket]

Mbappe got to think twice then

[inland hound]

Same result bro

[alpine socket]

I only see Halaand moving somewhere

[still pagoda]

Real Madrid have suffered 45 injuries this season

[neon hornet]

imagine if mbappe signs for real

[inland hound]

will get injured

[still pagoda]

most of any team in football history in one season

[neon hornet]

haaland should go to man city

[alpine socket]

Not possible

[neon hornet]

if man city sell aguero haaland will possibly go to city

[inland hound]

How much months out?

[alpine socket]

Halaand to city is highly possible

[still pagoda]

wait no

[alpine socket]

6 weeks maybe

[still pagoda]

hazard latest injury is one month out

[neon hornet]

hazard was injured before too right

[inland hound]

u kidding me

[still pagoda]

idk total months

probably 4 years lmao

[inland hound]

ffs

[neon hornet]

xD

[alpine socket]

320 days that's nearly 11 months of injury

[neon hornet]

1 more month

for a year

[still pagoda]

atleast he'll be back for the ucl semi final

[neon hornet]

hazard never got a chance to prove himself

[alpine socket]

Are you sure?

[still pagoda]

no wait he wont

cuz he'll get injured again

[neon hornet]

if real win the second leg against atalanta

hazard should just return to chelsea

timo werner aint scoring

[alpine socket]

He has first to prove if he can stay injure free

[neon hornet]

hazard scored more than timo

[neon hornet]

hes overweight?

[alpine socket]

Injury free

[neon hornet]

oh right

[inland hound]

will get injured

[alpine socket]

will they buy him back

[neon hornet]

no lmao

they will only buy him if they wanna risk it

[alpine socket]

Then why saying

[neon hornet]

pretty sure chelsea will stick with timo werner

[alpine socket]

Move which is likely is Aguero to FCB and Halaand to city

[still pagoda]

BREAKING NEWS: REAL MADRID ARE UCL QUARTER FINALISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371439918224973826

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🎙| Zidane: “Tomorrow is a final.” #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 12:35 PM

[neon hornet]

ik aguero and messi will be dangerous

[alpine socket]

seems so, fati will back by then

Griz should be sold

[neon hornet]

moriba and pedri r good too

griezmann did nothing

[alpine socket]

Unlucky

[neon hornet]

aguero will do something

more than greizmann

[thin ivy]

I like you bro but stfu

[alpine socket]

Griz should have arrived after messi retirement/moving

[neon hornet]

and with pep using center forward position again, aguero will be a forgotten hero

so he will move to barca

probably

i hope he does

[alpine socket]

Highly possible

[iron marten]

I'm just kidding, don't worry.

[alpine socket]

Predict the same score

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371451072737390594

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Real Madrid's squad has suffered 45 injuries so far this season, the most out of any team in modern football history. #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:19 PM

no one ever mentions our injuries

but everyone mentions liverpools

and we're still able to get results

respect zidane

[alpine socket]

Lol it's a shameful thing for so many injuries

[thin ivy]

You jinxed it now

[thin ivy]

30 of those injuries are from hazard alone

[iron marten]

What? Cmon, there's no way they'll win 0-4 with Ramos at the back.

[still pagoda]

yeah they wont

best they can get is a 1-1 draw

NO JINX

[alpine socket]

Madrid winning 😌 😌

[still pagoda]

im being serious

[thin ivy]

What if ramos gets sent off and militao replaces him

Im scared

[alpine socket]

Hala madrid

[still pagoda]

uhm

[inland hound]

Bruh madrid doing good

[iron marten]

No..

[thin ivy]

I still have that city ptsd

[still pagoda]

bring this lady to madrid

Hazard will win the ballon d'or

[inland hound]

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1371462051344814081

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

Real Madrid's injuries this season:

🏥 Carvajal x4
🏥 Hazard x4 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Odriozola x3
🏥 Ramos x2
🏥 Militao x2 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Lucas x2
🏥 Marcelo x2
🏥 Nacho x2 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Isco x2
🏥 Fede x2
🏥 Mariano x2
🏥 Benzema x2
🏥 Kroos
🏥 Case (Covid🦠)
🏥 Asensio
🏥 Rodrygo

Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 2:03 PM

updated list

[alpine socket]

Hazard just 4 times

Well that was 1 month long tho

[still pagoda]

this is updated

the tweets from today

[iron marten]

Hazard x4 +Covid, holy..

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/DoctorT_RM/status/1371448359261761536

Dr. T❄️🇨🇦 (@DoctorT_RM)

This is very very surprising to me.
Psoas muscle injuries are some of the rarest injuries you could get & have very specific circumstances to endure them. I am not joking when I say there needs to be a criminal investigation into this.
This is NOT NORMAL. https://t.co/lGvx2PKIW0

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:09 PM

as he said, this is not normal

sanitas are criminals

they should be jailed

fuck sanitas

[upper drift]

Damn I feel so sorry for Eden

It’s like me, I stub my toe, and then I get a headache

[iron marten]

Maybe they're beating him up while he's asleep!

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/XavsFutbol/status/1357360736805285889

Xav Salazar (@XavsFutbol)

Wonder why Real Madrid players are always injured so frequently? Well... https://t.co/HvqVOmeBkp

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Feb 4, 2021, 4:09 PM

do you see the load these madrid players get on their knees

i would die if i had to do that

[iron marten]

There's something weird going on at Madrid.

"Criminal investigation."

[stiff fjord]

Ay Gil got chosen for the NT

[alpine socket]

[thin ivy]

How did odrio get that much injuries

He barely plays

[still pagoda]

SANITAS ARE CRIMINALS

[thin ivy]

Im not surprised with carvajal considering how hard he plays

[still pagoda]

THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE

[thin ivy]

Sanitas?

[still pagoda]

YES

[plain elbow]

true, that seems accurate.

[still pagoda]

SEND SANITAS TO JAIL

[thin ivy]

What is sanitas

[still pagoda]

SOMEONE CALL THE MADRID POLICE

[still pagoda]

bruh

the Real Madrid medical team

[thin ivy]

Ohh

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Barzaboy/status/1371459446480703492

🅐 (@Barzaboy)

Messi waiting for Hazard https://t.co/IG8MckUWxP

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:53 PM

[still pagoda]

the physiotherpists and all

[thin ivy]

We also need to sign alica schmidt for the recovery team

[still pagoda]

yes

[upper drift]

why?

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/DoctorT_RM/status/1371434078474539009

Dr. T❄️🇨🇦 (@DoctorT_RM)

Close your eyes & imagine your favorite transfer target joined Real Madrid. Haaland, Mbappé, you name it.
Now imagine they get injured, & everytime they recover they suffer a relapse. Imagine not being able to watch them play more than 1 game a month. How would you feel??

Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 12:12 PM

[still pagoda]

the chelsea medical staff i think

did hazard ever get injured once at chelsea?

cant remember

[alpine socket]

btw who's this twitter guy

[thin ivy]

Untitled-4.gif

[still pagoda]

idk just one of those ft accounts

https://youtu.be/xq8ojqINZt8

very informative video

but unfortunately we cant do anything

real madrid need to watch this

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/goal/status/1371467738464522244

Goal (@goal)

In seven seasons at Chelsea, Eden Hazard missed 198 days through injury

In a season-and-a-half at Real Madrid, Eden Hazard has missed 362 days through injury/illness

Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 2:26 PM

[still pagoda]

:(

[drifting whale]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371451072737390594?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨| Real Madrid's squad has suffered 45 injuries so far this season, the most out of any team in modern football history. #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 1:19 PM

[still pagoda]

HIRE ME AS THE MEDICAL MANAGER

ID DO A BETTER JOB THAN SANSHITASS

#SanitasOUT

[inland hound]

He was injury free at chelsea

[upper drift]

She is Dortmund’s fitness trainer

[still pagoda]

oh ok

NOW I GET IT

SANITAS ARE BARCELONA FANS

Look at Odegaard, he had 3 injuries this season before going to arsenal and now hes fully fit and hasnt missed a single game

bale has missed a few games but nothing compared to his injuries at madrid

same with jovic

what else do i need to say

[thin ivy]

#sanitasgate

I bet there is some drater blaming zidane for the injuries lol

[jovial sluice]

who are the sanitas

can someone please educate me

idk madrid stuff

[iron marten]

Sanitas are the medical staff team of Real Madrid, I think.

[plain elbow]

they're also quite a big medical insurance provider in spain as well.

if you're here in the states, kaiser permanente is the near equivalent of what sanitas do.

[thin ivy]

Are sanitas people secretly barcelona fans

[grave glen]

💪

[icy crypt]

This has to be because of negligence from one of the teams doctors.

The injury Hazard sustained is already quite rare as it is, and especially should NEVER happen while a player is recovering and under constant medical supervision.

Which means the injury likely came from doing an exercise wrong or doing too much in a short span of time. Negligence at its finest.

[eager marlin]

Have you seen the real madrid's gym workouts?

shit looks so bad for you

[icy crypt]

Yeah I saw that one clip of some stupid leg workout

But that was a couple years ago I believe

[eager marlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJzRDZyTs6s

[icy crypt]

I just hope that we finally take action about it now.

[still pagoda]

This type of leg press

Look at the pressure put on their knees

My leg would break into two if I had to do that

[plain elbow]

lmao, that's some extreme form right there.

i'm no fitness coach guru, but that looks plain wrong and very dangerous. my legs would shred to pieces if I ever did leg presses in such fashion.

[devout geyser]

YES

FINALLY

I GOT IT

MY SOCIO MEMBERSHIP

SIUUU

[grave glen]

@grave glen chavalote

@grave glen eo

LUIS SUAREZ PUEDE MORDER BIEN

[keen gorge]

🔫 🔫 🔫

[iron marten]

Wait, what?

I thought there weren't any Sociedad fans.

[grim thicket]

lol

[iron marten]

¿Apoya a la Real Sociedad? @grave glen

[grave glen]

Mira mis nombres, ya verás

[iron marten]

Ok..

[grave glen]

gente, es el Cholo el mejor entrenador de La Liga actualmente? O hay alguien mejor?

Cholo es una broma, no puede hacer nada

[grave glen]

entonces quien es el mejor?

[plain elbow]

oooo a la real fan!

now we've got bilbao and real sociedad fans here.

[opal sigil]

Too bad I can't speak spanish

[grave glen]

No sé, ¿por qué me lo preguntas?

[iron marten]

barcelona shit @plain elbow @opal sigil

[grave glen]

por qué es la liga la cual seguís y de seguro tenés una opinión de sus entrenadores?

[iron marten]

That's what he'd say.

[opal sigil]

[plain elbow]

no worries, I'm of colombian descent lol. I know what he's saying haha.

seems like he's here to troll though...

[opal sigil]

Sry for u but my phone has a translator in the keyboard

[grave glen]

seems like that

i was asking if Cholo is the best coach in the league rn

[iron marten]

Welp..

[opal sigil]

They talking bout best coach

[grave glen]

Creo que Koeman es el mejor entrenador ahora mismo

[opal sigil]

eso es correcto

[grave glen]

El Barcelona sigue siendo vergonzoso

[jovial sluice]

:)

[iron marten]

I'm just kidding, no worries.

[jovial sluice]

ik

[opal sigil]

si pero estamos mejorando un poco

[iron marten]

Pero el Atlètico sigue siendo el primero.

[plain elbow]

para mi es el cholo, pero tambien me ha gustado el trabajo de diego martinez, el de granada.

[grave glen]

¿Por qué recibo tantos mensajes?

que piensan del Chacho Coudet, entrenador del Celta desde fines de 2020?

Estoy en una entrevista ahora mismo

[thin ivy]

El trabaja hasta tarda para que a ella no le falta nada

En su nido amor de ella lo espera enamorada

[iron marten]

Why's everyone acting like they can speak spanish? Except a few..

[thin ivy]

I feel attacked.. I was just singing my favorite mexican song smh

[plain elbow]

i can speak it pitch perfectly, but typing/writing it is a bit of a headache at times. all hail la liga/the Spanish language though.

[iron marten]

Oh okay, you can keep on going then if you want to..

[thin ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/broad-city-ilana-glazer-ilana-wexler-crying-cry-gif-3738231

Im good

[iron marten]

Nice..

[opal sigil]

Lol the dude got muted

Wonder what he did

[iron marten]

Take a look in #bundesliga..

[opal sigil]

[iron marten]

Do I get muted for sending this? Hopefully not.

[late kernel]

😶

[keen gorge]

This person is suspicious lmao

He is calling all English speakers racist

[late kernel]

Oh yeah

[keen gorge]

Now moved to the Bundesliga and called them far right as well

[iron marten]

When did he say that?

[late kernel]

It was him

[iron marten]

.

[keen gorge]

This was his first message in #football-chat in Spanish

[iron marten]

Well, it's probably another dude who doesn't give a shit about Discord and its rules.

[plain elbow]

well, he won’t be here for long then.

[keen gorge]

What a shame? I want fans from different clubs

[iron marten]

We've had a Rayo Vallecano, Levante, Cadiz (Betico alt acc), Betis, Real Sociedad, Bilbao fan so far. Anything else to add?

Oh wait, there was also a Valencia fan, I remember.

It's sad that most of them just disappear.

[late kernel]

Wow, that's a lot...

[keen gorge]

Cadiz became Levante then became Lyon

[iron marten]

Really?

Yeah, it's definitely Betico's alt account.

[eager marlin]

How do you guys even know about people’s alts

[iron marten]

Oh, that thing with Betico? It's a long time ago, everything made perfect sense.

[eager marlin]

Ah

[hybrid python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290536706132672514/821090742248276028/unknown.png

[torpid mesa]

Tommorow and Wednesday so so imortant games for Spain. Both Madrid must show Spanish dominance in Europe

[late kernel]

Score predictions?

[grave glen]

2-0 Barca..

[late kernel]

Interesting

[hybrid python]

4-0

[plain elbow]

same lineup against psg innit?

[pine oriole]

0-0

[plain elbow]

i was kind of looking forward to seeing some changes tbh.

oh well

[opal sigil]

Yea but

Must win game

Decent lineup

[plain elbow]

yea, we can’t take any game lightly ig.

[pine oriole]

This lineup workes only with big teams...
They should go with 4-3-3 against small teams I guess

[opal sigil]

Crazy how we play so many games without a 9

And play well

[gusty moat]

visca el barca

[drifting whale]

The last 2 games that Barcelona played against Huesca at home both ended with 8 goals scored by Barcelona

8 2 in 2018
8 1 in 2014

[opal sigil]

Need a another 8 goals today

Makeup for that psg game

[grave glen]

Dembele needs to score all 8

😂

[stiff fjord]

Is grizi gonna play

[drifting whale]

Yes hes starting

[gilded mist]

almería just scored

they could very well get promoted

[grave glen]

👏

[opal sigil]

laliga top scorers
Messi 21
Suarez 18

[gilded mist]

So I was looking at this graph, any other stat apart from save percentage that is good for determining gk's?

[opal sigil]

Top 6

[gilded mist]

that will be the final top 6

same order

wait no

us over barca

😎

[opal sigil]

Unless atleti bottles

More*

Rian coming with an essay

[feral palm]

Rian Ratings

Ter Stegen: 5
Lenglet: 7
De Jong: 6.5
Mingueza: 8.5
Alba: 7
Pedri: 6.5
Busquets: 7.5
Dest: 7
Griezmann: 8
Messi: 10
Dembele: 6.5

Araujo: 6.5
Ilaix: 6.5
Trincao: 7
Braithwaite: 6
Puig: 6.5

Koeman: 7

@stiff fjord

[iron marten]

Am I the only one who thinks that Mingueza looks a bit like Ramos?

[feral palm]

Nope

He's our ramos

[iron marten]

Yeah..

[opal sigil]

Damn why only 6.5 for de jong

[feral palm]

Missed a sitter

[opal sigil]

Hm

Decent ratings

U rate koeman too💀

[stiff fjord]

Thanks

@keen gorge Get in here rian has good ratings

[devout geyser]

rip Griezmann

[fallow ferry]

WE WOULD HAVE BEEN 5TH

IF WE BEAT SEVILLA

😭

[stiff fjord]

I forgot about you betico

[fallow ferry]

bruh Lucas is here

[stiff fjord]

[prisma wave]

Pedri 6.5 and Busi 7.5? I'd change them around, but everything else is fine

[iron marten]

It is what it is. -Ernesto Valverde

[stiff fjord]

Is it bad I don't remember how joao felix sounds like

[prisma wave]

joao should leave

because
a) i'd rather not have barca play against him
b) his potential is being wasted at atletico

[devout geyser]

ngl but

Felix has been

pretty average

lately

[stiff fjord]

better than nunez

[devout geyser]

Nunez is a CB

[keen gorge]

After Covid he has been terrible

[stiff fjord]

Felix played cb with portugal

[keen gorge]

He always starts regaining his form then he is hit with an injury or something

[stiff fjord]

[devout geyser]

when

[keen gorge]

Adding to this Simeone's obsession with Correa

[devout geyser]

Correa is

so bad

[vital dragon]

Molto bene 🤝

[devout geyser]

every time he misses a sitter

Atleti drop points

[left sun]

ayyyy

[plain elbow]

maybe he was referring to darwin nuñez....

[left sun]

i predicted it

[vital dragon]

I remember

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophyEU/status/1371581884757651460?s=19

The xG Philosophy 🇪🇺 (@xGPhilosophyEU)

Barcelona (1.52) 4-1 (2.05) Huesca

Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 9:59 PM

[devout geyser]

Darwin Nunez is excellent

[devout geyser]

Huesca 2.05??

damn

world class team

[plain elbow]

yea, I rate him.

[opal sigil]

Bangers

We literally only scored bangers

[prisma wave]

1st goal?

[opal sigil]

Fifa type shit

[stiff fjord]

recorded on lg 1

[devout geyser]

recorded on 4k

[opal sigil]

Even that was a banger

High jump

[feral palm]

Funniest part of the game

[devout geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/raheem-manchester-manchestercity-raheem-sterling-sterling-gif-18125148

Mir took notes

[stiff fjord]

Never gets old

[plain elbow]

that’s the worst miss i’ve ever seen in pro football, from mir. and, we’ve witnessed some very high profile sitter-misses in recent years.

[devout geyser]

Sterling

[stiff fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-player-athlete-missed-kick-gif-12458772

[covert monolith]

nice game today

[torpid mesa]

What a goals of Messi and Griezmann. Sadly it gives them second place in La Liga

[devout geyser]

Griezmann

[covert monolith]

Griezmann

[opal sigil]

Goatmann

[fallow ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/griezmann-gif-11839179

[torpid mesa]

Stupid clown

[iron marten]

Don't be angry, you have Suarez.

[torpid mesa]

I don't any more. This money spend on Felix 🥳

[misty raven]

Barca and real when they see athletico drop points:

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-19513815

[alpine socket]

endee in 4-1 niceeee

Messi and Griezmann both has double figures in assists and goals now. Great thing for us

https://mobile.twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1371595048660393988

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) Barça will have to pay €1M to Las Palmas due to Pedri being named in the squad list for the Spain National Team. If he plays 50 official games with Barça, they’ll have to pay approximately €9M & for 100 games, they’ll have to pay about €14M. @HelenaCondis #Transfers 🇪🇸💰

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 10:51 PM

This is some cosmic level signing terms

[eager marlin]

LOL

WHAT

[covert monolith]

wow

las palmas inserting those little clauses

he'll still be worth the money tho

[left sun]

Wtf

[opal sigil]

Bruh

[stiff fjord]

We can all agree Bryan Gil>Greenwood+Foden

[still pagoda]

Who is Bryan Gil

Real Madrid 🤝 Barcelona
Bearing Huesca 4-1

[stiff fjord]

Bryan Gil got into the Spain NT

Sevilla loanee with eibar right now

Good wonderkid

I would recommend watching him

[still pagoda]

Hazards season is most likely over

And he could miss the euros too

He will undergo ANOTHER ankle operation

This one string of injuries started in November 2019

Fuck Meunier fuck him

Chuck Meunier off a cliff

[left sun]

We're undefeated in the league in 2021, apparently the only team in the top 5 leagues to do so

[unkempt dew]

Meunier?

Thomas Meunier?

What he got to do with anything

[covert monolith]

idk

[torn ermine]

maybe he is talking about how hazard is injury prone is due to meunier in 2019

[unkempt dew]

oh I remember that tackle

[still pagoda]

Yes

[unkempt dew]

bruh how did that cause this tho

[still pagoda]

Wait

Lemme show

[unkempt dew]

You can't let this kind of mentality haunt you if you play for Real Madrid

[keen gorge]

The awkward thing is both are NT teammates

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371591654512136196?s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨| Hazard's entourage believes that his bad right ankle is the source of all the latest injuries and he's very likely to have surgery again, to remove the piece that was installed in the 2019 surgery, after the Meunier tackle in the PSG game. @marca #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 15, 2021, 10:38 PM

[unkempt dew]

Blame the surgeons

not Meuniers fault tho

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1371619353066627072?s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨| Eden Hazard is going to have surgery on his right ankle. He will travel to Dallas, and will be OUT for at least 2 MONTHS. @miguelitocope #rmalive

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 12:28 AM

Atleast he could be back for the UCL final

[keen gorge]

I hope he recovers quickly

[unkempt dew]

is he always injured in his right ankle?

[still pagoda]

Yep

Always

[keen gorge]

These surgeries are tough

[unkempt dew]

mate Atalanta still has a chance

[still pagoda]

He was out for 3 months after that Meunier tackle

Came back for 2 games and got injured for 3 months again

He was rushed back

Those 2 surgeries have completely ruined the way he plays

He isn't the same speed dribbling monster anymore

I remember what a game he was having against PSG

Making their defenders look like 7 year Olds

[sharp hornet]

wow hazard

hope he recovers

[rigid igloo]

@still pagoda Meunier is shit

Hazard was bullying him entire game

[jovial sluice]

[jovial sluice]

scored a goal

:|

[thin ivy]

I like your positivity. Idk if we can reach the finals lol

[slender olive]

psg gonna get found out that they drugged all their players and we go through to the quarters instead

[still pagoda]

[thin ivy]

Yeah and eufa finds out all your defenders were stoned in that game too

Broo atalanta madrid later

Holy duck

[torpid mesa]

IMO Huesca makes great progress. From 8:2 to Just 4:1

[upper drift]

Stonks

Same with Barça

From 8–2 to 4–1

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/DoctorT_RM/status/1371716157569388545

Dr. T❄️🇨🇦 (@DoctorT_RM)

How it
used to How it
be: Vs is now:

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Twitter · Mar 16, 2021, 6:53 AM

[thin ivy]

Is carvajal playing

Hope isco starts

@still pagoda thots?

[still pagoda]

isco on the right umm

wait actually thats good

i'd start vinicius over asensio tbh :v

[thin ivy]

Vini doesnt do shit

At least asensio shoots on target

[still pagoda]

ye..

carvajal aint playing

he wont be back until mid april

F

[thin ivy]

F

Nacho can hold onto rb

[still pagoda]

and hazard is out for the season

could miss the euros too

[thin ivy]

Idc about hazard anymore

Lol

[still pagoda]

Lol...

sad

[thin ivy]

Yeahh

[still pagoda]

I have a brilliant idea

just spam crosses to benzema

and we win

no need to do anything else

[thin ivy]

Um thats how we been doing it sir

Lol

[still pagoda]

yeah

[thin ivy]

Id start LV but he was meh last gane

[still pagoda]

i hope zidane sticks to a 4-3-3 tbh

we're just used to that

and works best for us

[thin ivy]

Yeahh

[still pagoda]

recently i've noticed we dont cross as much

[thin ivy]

But we did ok when modric and kroos came on

Ikr

[still pagoda]

like mendy doesnt cross as much

[thin ivy]

Which is good

[still pagoda]

we have modric and kroos to do that ig

[thin ivy]

We need to build up on the mid too and not just spam crosses

[still pagoda]

nacho moves central alot

and we get exposed down the right in the absence of dani

[thin ivy]

Yeahh mofo pushes up high

I miss carva

Among the defenders he can cross the best

[still pagoda]

who do atalanta play on the lw

Muriel or someone?

[thin ivy]

Im ok eith carva spamming crosses

Idk

[still pagoda]

Carvajal's crosses are on point

[thin ivy]

Mendy and vinis crosses are ass tho

[still pagoda]

without him that bicycle wouldnt have happened

[thin ivy]

Yeahh

[still pagoda]

Vini cant even elevate the ball forget crossing

[thin ivy]

Lol

I mean he can

Thats the only thing hes good at

[still pagoda]

pace

and dribbling

nothing else

[thin ivy]

Pass to vini so he can run up and then make a mediocre ass cross

Every single time i swear

[still pagoda]

😭

he tries his best but cant do anything

[thin ivy]

Unlimited step overs

[still pagoda]

wait wait wait

we should start rodrygo

[thin ivy]

Vini is good but could be that we're playing him wrong

[still pagoda]

he loves scoring in the ucl

[thin ivy]

True

[still pagoda]

without rodrygo we wouldnt even be in the ro16

[thin ivy]

Doesnt have pace but hes more precise than vini

[still pagoda]

he scored the winner to make it 3-2 against inter

[thin ivy]

Ikr

[still pagoda]

and secured 3 points

without those 2 points it would be shakhtar in the ucl

and we'd be playing vs ihdusfbyhfaehfiuaerfh fc in the uel

💀

[thin ivy]

What if zizou tells vini to cut in and dribble in mid instead of the corners

I feel like that would be better

[still pagoda]

and shoot at the defender

[thin ivy]

Bro i can remember the uel memes with madrid lmao

[still pagoda]

deflection and in!

[thin ivy]

Yess

He cant cross for shit so might as well cut in

[still pagoda]

and he cant shoot

[thin ivy]

Let carva do the spamming

[still pagoda]

can only score through deflections lmao

i think hes scored 4 or 5 goals through defelctions