la-liga

[thin ivy]

Next season lineup pls

We need brahim back

[grave glen]

Rather haaland then mbappe?

[thin ivy]

Yes

[grave glen]

Same.

[grave glen]

Haaland isn’t coming to Madrid lol, his dream is to play in the prem for like Leeds United or Manchester city.

[grave glen]

Is this a genuine opinion or are you just afraid of him ripping your defence apart

[grave glen]

It’s a fact cause he said it himself.

And plus Real Madrid can’t really afford him rn.

[gilded mist]

would be nice but you need to switch alaba for ramos who is leaving

[gilded mist]

sorry what

we literally have been saving for the past 2 years

to buy someone big

[grave glen]

Haaland has narrowed 6 clubs he would want too play for down

Real is one of them

[gilded mist]

yea

[grave glen]

And what are all the clubs.

[gilded mist]

and barcelona shouldn't even be there, they can't afford him

[grave glen]

Also hes a Ronaldo fan

[jovial sluice]

you are 1 billion in debt

[gilded mist]

Madrid, Barcelona, City, United, Liverpool, Juve

[grave glen]

Lmao his agent and Laporta are best friends.

[grave glen]

Barça juve real city united liverpool if im not mistaken

Anything can happen.

[gilded mist]

so if someone can't afford him it won't happen

[alpine socket]

Barcelona and messi are trending way before match. No idea what happens after lol

[grave glen]

Is selling players not allowed anymore?

[gilded mist]

ok ok i understand

but i just don't think it's likely

[grave glen]

Not trying to argue so I’ll leave it here.

[thin ivy]

We'll see

[gilded mist]

has he said he wants to play for leeds?

i know he was born there

[thin ivy]

Ramos going nowhere bub

[gilded mist]

u sure

[thin ivy]

Yes

[gilded mist]

i really don't want him to

[thin ivy]

Hes noy

Not

[gilded mist]

but he ain't signing

[thin ivy]

Says who

Also imagine beeing haaland and going to fucking leeds

[gilded mist]

it's a fact, he hasn't signed

[thin ivy]

Yet

But he will

He just hasnt yet

[gilded mist]

well ye, but his contract ends in just a few months

[thin ivy]

He will sign in time

[gilded mist]

i do hope so

[thin ivy]

Hes just yanking on perezs nuts to give him a bettwr contract

Cus last i heard all they gave him was a year extension

Ramos is gonna play until hes 40 something

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1369670357725028356

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) A PSG fan rented a room in the same hotel where the Barcelona players are staying. In an attempt to disrupt their sleep, at around 5:00AM midnight, he raised a fire-alarm in the hotel. He ended up in police custody for 5 hours. @Tanziloic @RMCsport #PSGBarça 👤🚨

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Wtf lmao

Crazy if true

[plain elbow]

haha, what a guy

[late kernel]

lmaoooo

I wasn't expecting him to actually do that

[late kernel]

It's true

[gilded mist]

wow

[still pagoda]

Lmao

[keen gorge]

My friends did something similar in school before an exam

[alpine socket]

[still pagoda]

[plain elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-crazy-laughing-laugh-gif-14460659

[grave glen]

Wdy guys say

Will Bilbao win both copa del reys

Or will they win one and loose one

Or loose both

[south tree]

Bilbao won't win ig

That would be the common opinion

[gilded mist]

just pray

it would be a sick trivia fact

i think they can beat sociedad

but not barca

[south tree]

Especially when Barca have a 3-5-2 which is a counter to the traditional 4-4-2

[alpine socket]

Is 3-5-2 common traditionally?

[gilded mist]

wdym

[alpine socket]

I mean is it common formation or rarely used

[south tree]

3-5-2 is mostly used in Italy

[gilded mist]

rarely used

[south tree]

In Spain, yes it is very rare

[gilded mist]

but like % of teams that use it in the top 5 leagues

prob only like 5-10%

[alpine socket]

What's the issue with the formation for less usage?

[gilded mist]

none

[south tree]

Has numerous counters tbh

[gilded mist]

3 at the back just doesn't seem like a good idea to me

[south tree]

3-5-2 can be taken down with a proper 4-3-2-1 or 4-2-3-1

[alpine socket]

With barca I'm more worried

[south tree]

Nah no need, Lenglet is on form

[gilded mist]

we always struggle when playing with vaquez, he goes up and instead of a 4-3-3 it's a 3-4-3 and we get caught out on the counter

[south tree]

Oh

4-2-3-1 is better than 4-3-3 imo, but Madrid is slightly better with a 4-3-3

[alpine socket]

Madrid comfortable with back 3?

[gilded mist]

idk, i think that none of our mids are that attacking and the 4-3-3

[gilded mist]

who is the third cb

[south tree]

Casemiro might drop back

[gilded mist]

so valverde mid?

[south tree]

Valverde and Kroos/modric

[alpine socket]

Too much flexibility messes with players playstyle, ryt?

[south tree]

Ye

[gilded mist]

yep

none of our players ever played in a team using 3 cb's i think

[thin ivy]

Was it ancelottis madrid that was 4123

[gilded mist]

pls bilbao

get a draw

[grave glen]

Get a draw.

BILBAO

Or a win. It don’t matter.

[late kernel]

Same formation for both teams.

[iron marten]

Just wanted to post it again, because of ratings.

[keen gorge]

I doubt the formation is true

We always play 3-5-2

[torn ermine]

please win or draw bilbao

[alpine socket]

Is it today

Oh well. Let's go Bilbao

[torn ermine]

yes 1 hour from now to kickoff

[covert monolith]

[iron marten]

"Let's sink the catalan ship."

That's the banner PSG fans are holding right now.

[hybrid python]

Thanks

Atleti needs to drop

[grave glen]

Small club and will forever stay a small club.

[thin ivy]

Wish we had carrasco at real

[jovial sluice]

@devout geyser don't come here for this match

you will jinx

[feral palm]

LINEUP LEAKED

3-4-3

Ter Stegen - Lenglet, De Jong, Mingueza - Alba, Pedri, Busquets, Dest - Griezmann, Messi, Dembele

Source: Roger Torello, MD

Bench: Neto, Pena, Firpo, Umtiti, Pjanic, Matheus, Ilaix, Puig, Konrad, Braithwaite

[late kernel]

Thanks mate

[covert monolith]

ok

no real surprises

[left sun]

Oh no de jong cb?

[torn ermine]

araujo not back yet😐

we have to play lenglet

ffs

[alpine socket]

Looks like griez will start

[pine oriole]

I'm gonna bald my hair if barca comebacks 🐁

[uncut valve]

please god let barca win i will study hard for my exams

[pine oriole]

U think they can score
With this attack
That was struggling against OSASUNA 👀

[uncut valve]

I believe they can have the potential

[pine oriole]

Perhaps
I won't be surprised if they concedes
4 more goles...
I'm used to it now :rat:

[grave glen]

We dont stand a chance.

[torn ermine]

dont expect anything, we can only hope

[winter rivet]

Is Messi striker

[grave glen]

With that lineup we cannot do it

[winter rivet]

or winger

[torn ermine]

lenglet de jong CB are worrying

[grave glen]

De jong is too creative too be played CB

[grave glen]

The lineups are not official

We need hes creativity in attack

There predictions pretty much

I know dang well umtiti is gonna start.

I'm from the future, I have watched the entire match the results are 6-1

[grave glen]

No stop,

[torn ermine]

we are so unlucky, we have injuries with CB, and our defense is poor, this is so cruel

[winter rivet]

we need Little Seal to jinx

[grave glen]

[winter rivet]

Little Seal was the jinx master

[pine oriole]

Barca need to start pjanic...
Busquets is slow and can't catch psg fast players

[winter rivet]

He predicted that Pique would score in the 94th minute

[torn ermine]

if araujo, pique, mingueza play, it will be less worrying

[winter rivet]

against sevilla

[pine oriole]

Hopefully I'm expecting 1-0 or 2-0 win even if they can't qualify

[winter rivet]

If Barca score 4 goals and keep a clean sheet

I will shave my head

[pine oriole]

Arunjo and pique injured 🗿

[torn ermine]

thats what im saying, if both of them play, it will be less worrying

[winter rivet]

Our two best defenders are injured

Mingueza is good

And De Jong is a good replacement but lenglet tho

We dont have any choice

im so nervous

[grave glen]

BILBAO SCORED!?!?!

[left sun]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1369719749840678917?s=09

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

🙋‍♂️ #Culers! Your starting XI for #PSGBarça!

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[winter rivet]

oh fuck

[plain elbow]

huh

[winter rivet]

i want to cryyyy

[limpid pewter]

Was the lineup posted?

[winter rivet]

yes....

[grave glen]

Why are people acting like de jong has never played CB

[covert monolith]

idk bc hes more of a midfielder

busquets gonna be defending the middle a lot

alone

[winter rivet]

messi as striker

dont know if this is bad or not

[plain elbow]

I was expecting a front two, and umtiti.

[left sun]

Psgs lineup

[winter rivet]

lol no

pls

[plain elbow]

hmmm, no di maria.

[winter rivet]

injure mbappe for free win

only joking

[unkempt dew]

hes sub

[grave glen]

Damn this lineup aint gonna cut it

[grave glen]

He plays there every match

Frenkie de jong can play CB but mbappe is too much too ask

[winter rivet]

oh dear god

they changed the formation

from a 3-4-3

to a 4-3-3

four at the back, three in the middle, and three forwards

[late kernel]

Why is De Jong a CB?

I don't understand

[prisma wave]

people acting like de jong didnt play CB at amsterdam. and i dont even think that he'll be playing at cb, i think its a four at the back

[late kernel]

Sorry, I didn't know that he played in that position at Ajax

[grave glen]

He did not

I promise you that

He absolutely never played cb atleats not in a effective way

[prisma wave]

he didnt play CB, but at times dropped very deep to control the game from the back, and im suspecting that if im incorrect and this is a 3 at the back, that'll be his role. pick up the ball at the back and drive forward

[grave glen]

Hes waaay better when allowed too go forward

This lineup aint gettin the best out of him

[prisma wave]

ik that, but doesnt mean i think koeman is gonna play him like that

but i think that four of the back is a much safer option. if he started Umtiti, Lenglet and Mingueza he'd have 0 actual CBs available on the bench

[keen gorge]

Lets go

Finally back to winning

[slender olive]

Whatever happens tonight, I’m proud of what we’ve shown out on the pitch.

[gilded mist]

u are dominating

[slender olive]

Exactly

[late kernel]

They are really.

I'm surprised that it's still a draw

[icy crypt]

I have absolutely 0 hope that Barca will beat Atleti now

[gilded mist]

i was right!

[keen gorge]

Don't jinx it mate

[gilded mist]

🥳

[icy crypt]

Ideally I’d like it to happen 😭

[slender olive]

Why not? We’ve done well today

[torn ermine]

gg boys

we showed what we can do, unfortunately 0 finishing

[gilded mist]

if messi scored

then game on

[slender olive]

Exactly

We need a cf

[gilded mist]

i heard aguero is on the cards

[slender olive]

Good

[spiral orchid]

david from lille

[slender olive]

But he’s another old dude

[torn ermine]

please not aguero

[iron marten]

Don't worry Barca fans, your team has played very well, but they just can't finish.

[grave glen]

Aye Sevilla. Y’all wanna take dembele?

[plain elbow]

i'm very pleased with the effort/spirit shown tonight by the team. however, that was just another game that exposed what we lack, a striker.

[iron marten]

If only Barca scored that penalty!

They've had a lot of chances, but Navas saved everything.

[keen gorge]

Dembele is a good player

[plain elbow]

even if messi scored the penalty, them lot parked the cruise ship in the 2nd half.

everyone but mbappe was behind the ball for the entirety of that 2nd half.

[iron marten]

Whatever, the good thing is that Barcelona have improved and they'll surely do better next season!

[grave glen]

He’s not Barca level he can’t play untill he knows how to finish.

[grave glen]

Ty.

Everyone is gonna ignore the fact, that we did better then last time, Messi scored a banger, The PSG pen was kinda unfair but I’ll let it slide. And dembele missed those chances

[plain elbow]

positives though, we'll have a few extra days off now. due to the pandemic, most teams playing in these European competitions have been consistently playing 2-3 games per week due to the late start of the season. I expect this to help us a bit for the title race.

[iron marten]

I can't believe they've won 5-2 on aggregate, so undeserved..

[plain elbow]

I wish we'd have made these systematic changes earlier in the season, it took koeman several months to find a way to help us stop getting caught out in transition.

then again, we did play a few games with a back three in december.

[torn ermine]

people be slandering on messi, but i will let these kids slide

[plain elbow]

but, idk why we didn't stick with it.

[late kernel]

GG to you guys. 👏

[opal sigil]

[daring flint]

yea good game

[feral palm]

I'm pleased with the performance

We went out of the competition with dignity

[torn ermine]

RIANNNN

[feral palm]

People were watching and we didn't embarrass ourselves

[torn ermine]

lets go to cave

[feral palm]

Hang on I'ma do my ratings

[torn ermine]

nah jk, im pleased as well

[covert monolith]

Yeah this was a good performance

Just hoping Messi will stay

looking for his finishing

[feral palm]

Rian Ratings

Ter Stegen: 6.5
Lenglet: 4
De Jong: 8
Mingueza: 6.5
Alba: 6.5
Pedri: 7
Busquets: 8
Dest: 7.5
Griezmann: 7
Messi: 8
Dembele: 2

Firpo: 7.5
Trincao: 6
Pjanic: 5.5
Braithwaite: 6
Ilaix: 5.5

Koeman: 7.5

[gilded mist]

8 for messi?

[feral palm]

I'd give 8.5 but I do have to take the penalty miss into account

[covert monolith]

Dembouz kinda low

I get his finishing was bad but he was one of our best players otherwise

[devout geyser]

well

thats 2/4 Spanish teams out

@torn ermine I guess thats another huge L

taken by Barca

at least not a complete embarrassment

or a bottle job

this time

still Atleti 2016 was less severe

[torn ermine]

already expected this, but we do have some positives from this match

[devout geyser]

Messi though..

[torn ermine]

really unlucky for us

but anyway

[devout geyser]

Dembele however

man was garbage today

and Lenglet as always

clown

[gilded mist]

but if he had so many shots

at least his positioning was good

he had many many chances

[devout geyser]

Messi scored a fantastic goal

but still

PSG deserved to go through

I kind of expected this though

PSG werent gonna try hard

in 2nd leg

cuz they blew Barca away in 1st leg

im sad

we lost vs Atleti

[torn ermine]

if you hold on to that league, seal 😩

[keen gorge]

Good Game

You gave us a fight till the end

[zealous flower]

It was heart attack FC until the final second

The header in stoppage time almost put me in the coffin

but my brudda oblak stood his ground

[keen gorge]

I don't know if something will happen to me in the next 12 games from all of this suspense

[zealous flower]

Yup

[slender olive]

https://www.barcablaugranes.com/2021/3/10/22322963/paris-saint-germain-barcelona-champions-league-final-score-match-report-recap-reactions

[winter rivet]

facts

Those twitter trolls got nothing

Full of shitty banter

[slender olive]

Yep

[winter rivet]

We lost with dignity

against a big european team

[grave glen]

For me the best La Liga players of each position this season

I used fifa for it because i thought its the easiest way to create a squad

Not bad...

That manager tho lol.

[cursive brook]

VARANE😂😂😂😂

[grave glen]

Varane isnt bad though...

[grave glen]

I’d rather put Araujo instead of Varane.

[opal sigil]

..

[grave glen]

Other then that everything is good,

[opal sigil]

Fati for felix

[grave glen]

Araujo only played like 10 games in la liga so far

[grave glen]

Just no

[opal sigil]

[grave glen]

Felix was very good this season plus fati is injured since around 4 months

I would have put ramos over kounde or varane probably if he wasnt injured

[opal sigil]

Nah keep varane

[grave glen]

How many goals did Felix score in la Liga this season. Just asking.

[opal sigil]

Varane better defender than ramos

[grave glen]

7

And 5 assists

Not bad.

Messi scored all our goals 😂

I actually thought

Jordi alba is pretty much finished

But he has been very good

The last months

Best La Liga left back

[opal sigil]

Ppl thought he was shit cause he can't defend at all but

As an attacking lb he is goated

[covert monolith]

yeah

only thing that hurts with him is 4-0

he looked so off that game and basically gave up like 2 goals and i think he missed a wide open chance

[potent spade]

Koeman actually playing 3412

if only he did that with the national team

[zealous flower]

Ur right

stick in savic

[devout geyser]

@zealous flower we havent won vs Atleti away for a decade

I wasnt expecting a win anyway

[covert monolith]

yeah but it looked like it could be points for a bit

unfortunately it wasnt to be

[devout geyser]

that penalty

unlucky from us

[still pagoda]

Okay

First tell me

Which Einsteins idea was it to sell Suarez to Atletico?

[covert monolith]

barto probably

[jovial sluice]

we played well

[covert monolith]

tbf a lot of our fans backed the decision

[devout geyser]

Barca sold Suarez

[covert monolith]

most ppl couldnt have seen this turnaround

[devout geyser]

and kept Dembele

[jovial sluice]

koeman's idea to sell suarez but barto's idea to sell him to athleti

[devout geyser]

thats straight up dumbass move

[covert monolith]

selling him to atleti was dumb tho

[still pagoda]

...

[jovial sluice]

the fans always overhype dembulance

[devout geyser]

Dembele is shit

[covert monolith]

at the time it didnt look stupid he was declining

[devout geyser]

accept it

scoring vs Elche isnt an achievement

[jovial sluice]

he plays like prime morata during the big games

[covert monolith]

hes only shit in finishing

[jovial sluice]

and he could not even do that

[covert monolith]

which is obv rly important

[devout geyser]

Morata at Real Madrid was good

[covert monolith]

but besides that he's a rly good winger

explosiveness and pace

[devout geyser]

yeah but he is a pace merchant

[jovial sluice]

he finishes good in spain but outside spain

[devout geyser]

basically

[still pagoda]

But he's an injury merchant

[jovial sluice]

🥶

[covert monolith]

and he does the suarez thing of scoring a banger every few games

[devout geyser]

Barca bought Dembele for 120m from BVB

[jovial sluice]

he can't also make slit second decisions

[devout geyser]

overpaid af

[covert monolith]

i mean its not bad

[still pagoda]

Barca wasted their money on Dembele

[covert monolith]

yeah he can hes our second best dribble

dribbler

tbf hes less of a waste than coutinho

[jovial sluice]

when dembele missed plenty of 1v1s the fans backed him
but when coutinho scored and assisted vs osasuna he was berated

[devout geyser]

Barca should stop buying French players

[jovial sluice]

this is the biasness shown by our players

[covert monolith]

mans has not played in forever

[still pagoda]

They should've waited a few years to find out he's just an injury prone lump with a shooting accuracy of Christian Atsu

[devout geyser]

Umtiti, Lenglet, Griezmann, Dembele

all trash

[jovial sluice]

tbf imo that was not a pen for psg

but we move

[covert monolith]

nah bc dembele overall is better

[devout geyser]

Barca had a chance to make it 2-1

didnt do it

[jovial sluice]

umtiti was a 1 season wonder

[devout geyser]

no can do

[covert monolith]

coutinho has had like 2 good games in the 3 yrs hes been here

[still pagoda]

We should buy more French players

[covert monolith]

and he took up a starting spot for a while

[devout geyser]

Coutinho's best game with Barca was 8-2 when he scored vs Barca

lol

[jovial sluice]

yes tbf can't blame messi for the pen miss it would have gone to the corner with a lot of power if not for navas

[jovial sluice]

vs levante

[covert monolith]

ehh

[jovial sluice]

when we could have been invincibles

[still pagoda]

Vs Man United?

[covert monolith]

u can blame him it wasnt a great shot

[devout geyser]

nah vs United, it was De Gea show

[covert monolith]

not in the corner or down the middle

and not high enough

[devout geyser]

that Levante side wasnt even great

[covert monolith]

just in the place where the goalie could save if he guessed it right

[devout geyser]

their defense didnt exist

[jovial sluice]

yerry mina 🥶

and we did not play with messi

we were 5-1 down

[devout geyser]

Coutinho lol

[still pagoda]

Tf

When

[jovial sluice]

we made it 5-4 before the 70th minute

[jovial sluice]

2018-19

[devout geyser]

17/18*

[covert monolith]

lol

[jovial sluice]

we could have been invincibles

[covert monolith]

levante finished above u tho

[jovial sluice]

yes sorry

[still pagoda]

5-1 down

What

[devout geyser]

17/18, we were simply shit

[jovial sluice]

yerry mina

[devout geyser]

before Kepa became good

[covert monolith]

oof 16th place

[devout geyser]

Kepa saved us

lol

[covert monolith]

wish we could bring back digne

hes balling at everton

[still pagoda]

Remember when Chelsea thought they had gotten a steal in selling Courtois and buying Kepa

[covert monolith]

barca sold a lot of players to everton

[devout geyser]

Kepa was linked with Real Madrid

lmao

[still pagoda]

[covert monolith]

digne, delofeu, andre gomes, and yerry mina

[devout geyser]

I still think Navas > Courtois

[still pagoda]

Yeah

[devout geyser]

Navas today unleashed his Real Madrid self

[devout geyser]

you can take Navas out of Real Madrid but you can't take Real Madrid out of Navas

[still pagoda]

Who you think is the most underrated player from Real Madrids hattrick of UCL seasons

[covert monolith]

just a wtf game

[devout geyser]

@jovial sluice Levante deserved to win ngl lol

their defense was made of tomatoes

[covert monolith]

our defense just decided to do who tf knows what that game

[devout geyser]

Barca's defense deciding to fuck up isnt news

[covert monolith]

yeah

[devout geyser]

has been happening for years now

[covert monolith]

i mean tbf we had 15 less goals allowed than real that szn

and 29 isnt horrible

[devout geyser]

Barca were shaky in La Liga as it began ending though

mainly cuz

you know

what happened in Rome

[covert monolith]

wow atleti 2nd in the league with almost half the goals of us and real tho

[devout geyser]

Simeoneball

[covert monolith]

oof worst defence of the top 5 this szn

but best offense

[devout geyser]

if City dont win CL this season

then they wont win CL

ever

[covert monolith]

i mean

u dont know what can happen in like 15 yrs

totally new team

[devout geyser]

Arsenal will still not be in CL in 15 years

https://i.gyazo.com/40115ab2d1da989a390fcc64980a4c6a.png

this is cursed

look at that

2 Basque keepers

both came from Athletic Bilbao

except one can actually save shots

while other cannot even start for his club

[jovial sluice]

yerry mina and vermalen

[devout geyser]

Vermaelen would still play better than Lenglet

[jovial sluice]

true

[unkempt dew]

He's a true Parisian

[jovial sluice]

they let boaten 3.0 to score a hat-trick

[jovial sluice]

he saved a really powerful pen

ngl

[unkempt dew]

If PSG forfeited would they still go through?

because they would only lose 3-0

[covert monolith]

Lol

Idk

What if we did that vs Liverpool?

[jovial sluice]

damn

[unkempt dew]

would've gone to penalties, and Liverpool would score on empty nets

[devout geyser]

remember when Barca bought Kevin Prince Boateng

[jovial sluice]

messi will score against hulk

[keen gorge]

They would get excluded and banned for two years from European competitions

[jovial sluice]

rememeber when we were UCL contenders

[devout geyser]

so

2015

where was Griezmann today

[unkempt dew]

oh

[devout geyser]

@unkempt dew yall were kind of sus today though

didnt play well

[unkempt dew]

we played with fear ngl

Navas and Marqui were the only ones who overcame it

Navas should be a captain choice

[devout geyser]

or maybe yall were just

not trying

[unkempt dew]

defending the tie

[devout geyser]

cuz tie was done

[unkempt dew]

yeah

It wasn't the most convincing 2nd leg

[devout geyser]

PSG couldve done better

[unkempt dew]

but I'll take the W

[devout geyser]

oh well

still W

Camp Nou got destroyed

so

[unkempt dew]

we'll always have camp nou

[devout geyser]

well

4 teams advanced

Dortmund

Porto

PSG

Liverpool

[unkempt dew]

a German team, A Portoguese, A french, An English

[devout geyser]

most likely Spanish next week

[unkempt dew]

Any Italians?

[devout geyser]

with Real Madrid in charge vs Atalanta

only Italians left are Lazio who is 4-1 down to Bayern

and Atalanta who is 1-0 down to Real Madrid

[unkempt dew]

Atalanta still close

[devout geyser]

Lazio dead though

[unkempt dew]

ye

[left sun]

Welp

we played decent

Shame dembele turned into vinicius jr

[grave glen]

Wdym always have have it u got humiliated there like 5 times.

[covert monolith]

Oof not gonna lie also looks bad for Germany

[grave glen]

Well not humiliated

But... yk what I mean,

[covert monolith]

2nd best team challenging for the title loses to a team rly off form that has lost like 6 of their last 8 games

Fav fun fact is that Liverpool have scored more goals at Budapest than anfield this ur

Yr

[devout geyser]

@grave glen well this time humiliation happened in 1st leg

not 2nd

so...

1st time for everything

[slender olive]

I know it was a draw but I say that first half and maybe the performance overall is some of the best stuff I’ve seen from us this season

[pine oriole]

DEMBELE turns into vini jr like always in big matches

[hybrid python]

Well

Im proud of yesterday’s performance

[slender olive]

So am I

We all are

https://mobile.twitter.com/talkfcb_/status/1369848633093464065

TalkFCB © (@talkfcb_)

More motivated, excited and hopeful about Barça than ever before. We’re fully aware that there’s work to do. But for the first time in a long, long time - you can see genuine progress. You can see a longer-term plan. We’re on the right track!

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I’m not even upset at being knocked out

[hybrid python]

Busi dropping a proper maestro performance

[slender olive]

maybe a little upset we didn’t take our chances

But other than that, incredible.

[hybrid python]

Well it’s a transition year

[slender olive]

Yeah

[hybrid python]

We are alive In 2 comp.

[slender olive]

If only we didn’t get spanked in the first leg

[hybrid python]

That’s what hurts me

[slender olive]

Surely if we turned up like that PSG would’ve gone to the cleaners

[hybrid python]

If with the same approach we played on 1st leg

We would’ve qualified lmao

[slender olive]

Yeah we would’ve probably gone through

but let’s not ask what ifs

Next year, let’s aim to top our group first

unless it’s full of Bayern and Man City

In which case then try to qualify for ro16

[hybrid python]

We need to cash in

Need to sell the French baguettes we got

[slender olive]

I’m not sure about selling dembele

[hybrid python]

Same tbh

[slender olive]

Or griezmann

Lenglet definitely though

Umtiti

coutinho should go too

[hybrid python]

We need to hire a personal trainer for dembele first

[slender olive]

Yeah

And make him practice his finishing

he’s got potential and he’s still young at 23

and he showed up big time against Sevilla...surely with effort he can start producing like that on a regular basis

[hybrid python]

He’s defo getting sold

[slender olive]

if we sell, first of all we need to bring in a CB

[hybrid python]

Eric

Props to de Jong

[slender olive]

if we can somehow sign alaba and Garcia that would be amazing

Perhaps a new LB

[hybrid python]

I wish de Jong played at the position he is best at

Injuries made him play Cb man

[slender olive]

well he did good anyway

[hybrid python]

But the forward runs he makes

And he’s fast too

[slender olive]

Alba’s getting old

[hybrid python]

Balde

[slender olive]

we need to replace him ASAP

[hybrid python]

Next szn

Gaya

[slender olive]

dest is a good RB

maybe we should sign a backup though

Or maybe mingueza can play that pos

[hybrid python]

Dest was good yesterday

[slender olive]

our midfield is sorted I think

We don’t need anyone

Well maybe let’s sell pjanic

[hybrid python]

We would have 3 RB next season

[hybrid python]

He’s also getting sold defo

I hope juve buys him again

[slender olive]

so sell list- umtiti, Lenglet, pjanic, coutinho

That’ll help our debt

We can’t really sign anyone aside from free agents so yeah

Garcia’s sorted, we should make Alaba our main target

And perhaps sign aguero

I highly doubt we can get Haaland but if somehow we do then we’re going to be a force to be reckoned with

any other free agents?

[hybrid python]

Griezmann,Matheus,firpo

@keen gorge take him back

Cholo loves him

[keen gorge]

He is not playing over Llorente

[hybrid python]

Pay 80M

Llorente is class

[keen gorge]

And Cholo loves Correa more than his children

[hybrid python]

Argentinians bond

Cholo loves that type of players

Who can support both defensively and offensively

[keen gorge]

Rumors are we are going to get Dybala for Morata

[thin ivy]

Morata is trash

Barca boys how we feeling

[grave glen]

#rip

[hybrid python]

Griezmann is always a option

[slender olive]

Oh yeah roberto should be sold too

[slender olive]

Wait....NO

[keen gorge]

If you want to sell half of your team you will not have depth to compete all season long

[thin ivy]

Dybala>>Morata

[grave glen]

[slender olive]

Mostly players that don’t play+ no use+ bad form for us

Selling Arthur was so, so, so stupid

[wintry heath]

I kinda feel bad for lenglet cause he gonna get so much hate for such a bullshit penalty

[grave glen]

It was a fair penalty wdym

Pride restored... tf?

[iron marten]

Have you even seen Barca play?

They've played way better.

[unkempt dew]

Yeah but no pride restored for Barca

[hybrid python]

Yeah I’ve seen psg fans say

[unkempt dew]

PSG got their pride back

[hybrid python]

If we were clinical things could’ve been different

[unkempt dew]

Coulda woulda shoulda

If we were clinical we would’ve won the ucl last season

It doesn’t work like that

[iron marten]

Thing is, Barcelona were always bad playing away games, but yeah. I wouldn't say 'pride restored,' but there are positive aspects.

[unkempt dew]

You get chances, you miss some, you move on

[hybrid python]

Mbappe tax

Firpo actually got Mbappe man

Can’t believe

[thin ivy]

Lol

Did city knock us out in quarter finals or last 16

Last ssn

[grave glen]

Only first half imo

[slender olive]

You were running to your mommies in the first half

[slender olive]

Agree

So, according to transfermarkt, we can raise 175m by selling Lenglet, Umtiti, Firpo, Roberto, Coutinho, and Pjanic

Do y'all think we should look at selling Griezmann or Dembele? I feel like they both deserve chances

[hybrid python]

Griezmann

Dembele is young stay

[south tree]

This new formation is still very good

The reason you didn't beat PSG was Navas' good goalkeeping

[slender olive]

Yep

We really really should get Alaba

that should be our main target

100%

[south tree]

And that penalty... I'd prefer not to speak about that

[slender olive]

Aguero's kinda old, but he's good

Any chance of resigning suarez

[south tree]

Aguero is a beast when he's on form

[grave glen]

Griezmann i think we should sell

Dembele is young and he had a good but that was overshadowed by all the misses

[grave glen]

Suarez is 2 years older then aguero

[zealous flower]

On this day 1 year ago

[gilded mist]

wow

[slender olive]

Lol true

[rapid cliff]

@slender olive we tried man

but we failed

sigh

[slender olive]

It's fine mate

we did well

[rapid cliff]

still got embarrassed

at Camp Nou

oh well

[thin ivy]

Lets be real the finale is gonna be psg and bayern again

[slender olive]

what about city....

[grave glen]

But a question in the summer we were nearly broke and now were hoping too pay the massive wages of alaba and aguero

Where is that coming from

[gilded mist]

Laporta

[grave glen]

So laporta will magicly turn around a billion euro's of debt in a season?

Ok.

[rapid cliff]

I am personally

[torn ermine]

nah man, idk where the rumor about aguero came from

[rapid cliff]

against

Aguero deal

[torn ermine]

why tf would we want aguero?

[rapid cliff]

and against Alaba deal

[torn ermine]

he is fucking 30+

[rapid cliff]

Alaba is done deal to Madrid right?

[gilded mist]

free tho

[grave glen]

Massive wages

Mans gonna want 250k a week

[rapid cliff]

bro we arent paying those wages

[torn ermine]

he is a class player, there definitely will be a big wage

[gilded mist]

no, i heard rumors that his agents met with laporta recently

[rapid cliff]

money doesnt grow on trees

[south tree]

Not yet.

[torn ermine]

i think he wants to choose between madrid or barca

[rapid cliff]

@torn ermine cant wait for us to bring back Kevin Prince Boateng

[grave glen]

Alaba should be looked at when it comes too a free transfer

[torn ermine]

oh yeah cant wait, we need more meme player

[rapid cliff]

then lets hook Lingard up

[south tree]

Lingard is playing well doe

[grave glen]

He has high wages but we need somoene good who can play CB

[devout geyser]

Lingardinho to save Barcelona

[rapid cliff]

you support Ajax doe

[grave glen]

I like barca

Cuz cruyff

[rapid cliff]

oh

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dance-fresh-happy-dance-move-gif-15781456

[rapid cliff]

well we might get Overmars from you lot

so

oopsy

🤷‍♂️

[grave glen]

Overmars is actually goated at transfers

He brought Tadic haller blind antony

He deserves the barca job for sure

[south tree]

He makes budget buys, very nice for Barca imo

[rigid igloo]

Blind is meh tbh

[grave glen]

Good on occasions

He definitly isnt a flop

[rigid igloo]

maybe our defense sucks overall

I mean

Lisandro and Alvarez keep getting injured

[south tree]

#eredivisie-nl-chat

[grave glen]

If he had fundings he would spend more

[south tree]

Yeah

[rigid igloo]

@south tree we are talking about overmars

[grave glen]

Hes signings as hes rumoured too move too barca

[rigid igloo]

Overmars brought in lots of great players

^

[grave glen]

Martinez best Overmars signing no cap

[rigid igloo]

now is when he takes Tadic to Barca

[south tree]

Nah Tadic kinda old tbh

I would like mazraoui at Barca

[rigid igloo]

very good signing but he is made of glass

[grave glen]

Meh thats kinda cap

[rigid igloo]

ok tbh

Alvarez is worse

he is made of more glass

[grave glen]

He wasnt actually injured alot just not picked

Becuz he was written off as a flop

[rigid igloo]

@south tree Overmars can make bad moves doe

[grave glen]

Rarely

[rigid igloo]

actually Ajax have made shitty moves before

[grave glen]

But ye

[rigid igloo]

cough cough Magallan

[south tree]

An example of a bad move ?

[grave glen]

Pierie scherpen magallan

[south tree]

Ok

[rigid igloo]

Magallan 🤮

[south tree]

Magallan is trash

Crotone flop

[grave glen]

Alvarez and martinez tho

They are bosses

[rigid igloo]

he could bring Barca good defenders

which they desperately need

cuz Lenglet and Umtiti

are awful

[south tree]

Bring in Martinez from Ajax imo

[rigid igloo]

I actually recommended to Barca fans

[grave glen]

Also both alvarez and martinez are only 23 they could be sold for the good ol millions

[rigid igloo]

Martinez is a left footed CB

and can play LB sometimes

and CDM

he is very versetile

and he has some pace

[south tree]

But the question is will Martinez be able to play in a 3-5-2

[rigid igloo]

yes

of course

[grave glen]

Martinez is actually best defender in the league no 🧢

[rigid igloo]

Martinez can play in any formation

put him LCB and he is set

[grave glen]

Martinez is like ramos he has all the passion hes agressive and a amazing defender

[slender olive]

so 3-5-2's our thing permanently now huh

[grave glen]

Not too Compare or anything

[slender olive]

Alright cool

[rapid cliff]

idk

probably not

[south tree]

I love how Koeman replaced Mingueza early yesterday cuz he was getting pushed around by Mbappe

[rigid igloo]

I will say 1 thing though

[grave glen]

I respect koeman for creating hes own system and mentality while the club already had one

[south tree]

Firpo did some good defensive work yesterday

[rigid igloo]

Ajax fans are glad Barca bought Dest and not Mazraoui

[grave glen]

Fax

[rigid igloo]

cuz we rate Mazraoui more

Dest is very good dont get me wrong

[grave glen]

Hes kinda glass doe

[south tree]

Mazraoui should join Barca imo

[rigid igloo]

nah he cant now

[grave glen]

Dont ruin dest

Hes a gem

[rigid igloo]

yeah

if Maz joins Barca

rip Dest

[south tree]

Mazraoui and Dest both could get playing time at Barca cuz the RB spot is wide open

[grave glen]

I hate it when a club ruins our academy products

[rapid cliff]

we are getting Emerson

so

Dest would have competition

[thin ivy]

Fuck city also they got clapped 0-2 by united

[rapid cliff]

for that RB spot

[south tree]

Yeah Emerson is very good too

He's proving himself at Betis

[rigid igloo]

I would say Barca could buy Tagliafico but

he is 28

[grave glen]

Emerson that played for Chelsea or?

[rigid igloo]

Betis guy

[rapid cliff]

Betis man

[south tree]

Emerson Aparecido

[grave glen]

Tagliafico isnt barca level

Hes amazing

For ajax

[rigid igloo]

Messi doesnt trust Tagliafico tbf

cuz of Argentina

[grave glen]

Lmao

[halcyon latch]

JSK disrespecting Tagliafico

😠 plastic?!!!

[grave glen]

Yoooo no

[rigid igloo]

why would we disrespect Tagliafico

[south tree]

Oi Zara why Rapper

[halcyon latch]

rocky.

[grave glen]

Im just saying he aint good for barca

So stay

[halcyon latch]

he's good doe

[rigid igloo]

he is 28

thats his issue

[grave glen]

Hes not barca product

But i love him

[rigid igloo]

going to Barca rn is a bit late

Lisandro however

he is made for Barca

[slender olive]

they're still good

[grave glen]

Only 23

[slender olive]

its only 1 loss

[rigid igloo]

23 for a CB is very young

[south tree]

City slapped Southampton yesterday

[grave glen]

De ligt who was 19 when he was playing SF ucl:rookie numbers

[rapid cliff]

we would probably get Martinez for less than Pau Torres

[south tree]

And Martinez > Pau Torres imo

[rigid igloo]

defo

[grave glen]

Bro stop hoping your board probably doesnt even know martinez😔

[rapid cliff]

wait

isnt Lisandro Martinez from Argentina

[rigid igloo]

yes

[grave glen]

Yes

[rapid cliff]

so shouldn't Messi know him

[rigid igloo]

I dont think Messi trusts him lol

[grave glen]

Hes gonna revelate the argentina defense

[rigid igloo]

Argentina's defense is sus

[grave glen]

Mark my words hes gonna be great at the WC

Nico too

[rapid cliff]

what do you guys think of Schuurs

[rigid igloo]

ehhh

[grave glen]

Timber>

[rigid igloo]

this

Schuurs is inconsistent

1 game he can be excellent

[south tree]

Schuurs better for Liverpool imo

[rigid igloo]

other he can be trash

[halcyon latch]

who is ajax st

[grave glen]

Schuurs got trashed by zapata

[halcyon latch]

👿

[south tree]

Haller

[grave glen]

UEL:tadic
Normally:haller

[halcyon latch]

why uel tadic

[rapid cliff]

and to think Tadic played for Southampton

[rigid igloo]

we forgot to include Haller in our UEL squad

[halcyon latch]

Incoming jsk rant

[rigid igloo]

[halcyon latch]

ik

just tryna piss jsk off

[south tree]

Tadic was a part of one of the great Southampton teams

Pelle Mane

I forgot who else was there lmao and I'm calling them great

[rapid cliff]

Koeman used Tadic

at Southampton

[south tree]

Yes

[grave glen]

I have become immune

Dont test my immortal powers

[rigid igloo]

we might get a new keeper soon

cuz you know

[grave glen]

HEH

[rapid cliff]

F

[halcyon latch]

rip gible

[rapid cliff]

F

[grave glen]

MUTED?

[halcyon latch]

yh

[grave glen]

Why

[halcyon latch]

r word

[rapid cliff]

he said a bad word

L

[still pagoda]

Sed lyphe

[thin ivy]

Called this even before first leh

I knew navas was gonna get potm at some poiny

[iron marten]

Yeah, without him PSG would've lost 1-5.

[upper drift]

Were they really that bad?

[iron marten]

Tbh, they haven't done anything.

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1369949104068042754?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Pini Zahavi, agent of David Alaba, to Goal: “There’s no verbal agreement with Barcelona. The news is NOT true”. The only club that reached a ‘verbal agreement’ with Alaba is Real Madrid, as reported... but it’s not signed yet. 🔴🇦🇹 #Alaba https://t.co/4TFIavQlyu

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alaba only negotiating with madrid lol

idk where some people get alaba news to barca from

[grave glen]

F

You should try somoene cheap

Lisandro martinez or botman

[slender olive]

:(

Hopefully it breaks down but we move

[iron marten]

I'll never understand Dembele.

[grave glen]

Decent season ngl

Also played a good game all the misses gonna get him some hate from barca fans

Sad.

[iron marten]

Well, I can understand why he's getting the hate for that. He could've scored 2 goals.

[hybrid python]

I don’t hate dembo

But yea he needs to improve or he’s getting sold

[iron marten]

Imagine Fati would've played, he would've scored those chances.

[hybrid python]

Brace in the half easily

[grave glen]

Ez hatrick

Save the day

My Barça lineup (optimal for next season) (transfers included) (4-3-3)

GK:ter stegen
RB:dest
CB:mingueza
CB:araujo
LB:firpo
CVM:new signing busquets getting old
CM:de jong
CM:ilaix
CA:messi
LW:fati
RW:dembele

[iron marten]

Do you support Barcelona more than Ajax?

[grave glen]

No i do not

I love them tho

[frank robin]

what is CA

[cursive whale]

He's just salty they have Sergino and Frenkie

[grave glen]

Kind of false 9

[frank robin]

oh

[grave glen]

Tbf i rate mazraoui more then Sergino

Was hoping too keep for a bit longer and cash in more tho

[cursive whale]

Noussair is a great player

I agri

[grave glen]

23 years old

Gotta stop getting injured tho

We aint getting cash like dis

[torn ermine]

fati man, i miss him so much 😩

[grave glen]

When is he availeble

I need him in my life

I dont want him too be the next bojan

Stop being injured

[torn ermine]

i think its around april

[grave glen]

😔

[torn ermine]

if worse maybe may

[thin ivy]

Is semedo better than Roberto

Wasnt he with barca last season

[grave glen]

Might be

But dest

So who cares