#la-liga

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torn ermine
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lol

thin ivy
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Marcelo?

south tree
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Yh he's injured

thin ivy
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U can build a world class team with that

thin ivy
south tree
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Yh

thin ivy
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He better turn prime cafu

torn ermine
thin ivy
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Bless that

south tree
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MOTM incoming for him yh

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🤣

thin ivy
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Lolol

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He gonna pocket atalanta

south tree
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Ofc after all he's the Lord

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The only Lord better than Vazquez is Lord Bendtner

thin ivy
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Not familiar

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Lol

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But seriously vasquez is wholesome

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Can play anywhere with a smile

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Also i hate it when commentators call modric and vasquez "little man"

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Like the fuck show some respect

south tree
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Commentators are hopeless anyway

thin ivy
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Bruh vasquez only got 15 goals? Im shookt

still pagoda
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Looking at the 15 remaining games for Barca, Atleti, and Sevilla (14 for Real) Barca actually do have the most favourable fixtures

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but for a current Barcelona team that doesnt matter...

south tree
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Barcelona have good players like Mingueza yet they prefer to start Lenglet ffs

torn ermine
south tree
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Prefer La Masia over Experience ffs

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Fati is a good example of La Masia talent

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Current talent *

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Mingueza can be a good CB and RB

torn ermine
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we need him in our attack

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he is the most clinical player in our squad

south tree
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He takes risks

alpine socket
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Barcelona's most important game of the year tonight. Self explanatory.

still pagoda
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dem sun

thin ivy
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Its just elche guys calm down

iron marten
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Yeah, it's nothing too crazy.

thin ivy
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Unless

iron marten
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Unless what?

iron marten
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Lenglet + Umtiti, greatest duo there is.

upper drift
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France’s CBs have become a meme now

thin ivy
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Except varane

iron marten
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But hey, if Lenglet starts again, Barcelona have already lost or drawn.

upper drift
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Varane kinda used to be a meme before

thin ivy
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Lol ofc he'll start koeman loves him

upper drift
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Has he become now?

thin ivy
upper drift
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I see haha

thin ivy
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He redeemed himself

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How often do you see CBs score braces

iron marten
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Cheer up, Barca fans!

torn ermine
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how, alicia :((

upper drift
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Pain.

iron marten
slender olive
upper drift
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Shuddup

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Mixed Fruit and Pineapple jam >

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Also it’s Jello not Jam

slender olive
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No its jam

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Also this is the la liga channel

upper drift
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Smh

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Emily

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You started it

stiff fjord
slender olive
thin ivy
upper drift
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Switch to Gladbach peeps

thin ivy
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Hell no

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We're in the same group as them

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UCL

upper drift
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At least they can draw to Réal

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Barça can’t

iron marten
south tree
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Barcelona should give a chance to the youth

stiff fjord
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they do

south tree
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Allow Messi to leave , start a rebuild from next year

stiff fjord
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sometimes

south tree
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Delaying the inevitable is not gonna do anything

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Messi is gonna leave/retire one day

halcyon latch
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Imo just start the u-23's

slender olive
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Yea just start barca b

halcyon latch
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Would never draw with cadiz 🥶

south tree
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Ye

halcyon latch
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Barca fans were happy for 89 minutes with a 1-0 lead vs cadiz till that one moment by lenglet 🔥

south tree
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Lenglet is Musacchio 2.0

thin ivy
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Clement Van Basten and Paolo Umtiti

south tree
thin ivy
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You also got Sergio Zanetti and Jordi Silva

south tree
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Patrick cutrone doing well at Valencia ?

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Anyone keeping track of his loan deal there ?

thin ivy
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Who even is thst

south tree
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Milan youngster who fucked up by going to wolves

iron marten
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We can talk about Barcelona as long as we want to, they won't change anything. It's all up to them, because they simply don't care about their own fanbase, otherwise things would've looked way different. Year after year, they're getting battered in the UCL, and things still haven't been improved whatsoever. It's a shame, really. If they really care about their fans, they would've given everything, but no. 3-0 x2, 4-0, 2-8 etc. When will it finally end? That's a question we'll never get to answer.

south tree
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I'm a simple man , I see a long paragraph , I don't read it

halcyon latch
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3-0 x2 kekw

south tree
iron marten
south tree
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Bartomeu was trash imo

halcyon latch
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Wasn't Barto at barca for a while tho

south tree
halcyon latch
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2014 or 2013 I think

slender olive
south tree
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Oi @upper drift Thuram gonna score today against city deffo

halcyon latch
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Bring back Valverde imo

south tree
halcyon latch
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Ay look

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Atleast he got semis

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won the league

upper drift
# south tree I'm a simple man , I see a long paragraph , I don't read it

What do you mean by a long paragraph? Paragraph is a short word. The paragraph she wrote isn’t even long. Long means something which is not short. A long paragraph means something that’s not a short paragraph. Why don’t you like long paragraphs? They are kewl. You’re not a real man of culture if you don’t appreciate long paragraphs.

halcyon latch
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He just didnt know what 2nd leg is 🥶

upper drift
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kekw jk

south tree
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🤣🤣

upper drift
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I had to think of an actual long paragraph but failed

halcyon latch
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💀

south tree
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Real gonna bottle against Atalanta yes or no ?

halcyon latch
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Wym by bottle

south tree
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I'd say they might win the first leg

halcyon latch
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Hm

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Doubt

south tree
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Then go on to bottle it

halcyon latch
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2-2 draw

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2nd leg

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2-1 madrid

south tree
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Hateboer could be back for the second leg

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He's a clutch player

slender olive
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Hopefully Atalanta win

thin ivy
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My wallpaper

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Idk why casemiro is on top

iron marten
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Simply because he's Madrid's best player.

slender olive
alpine socket
slender olive
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wdym

thin ivy
thin ivy
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Oh wow isco or lv isnt even in the poster

iron marten
thin ivy
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Well i hope he does

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I hope he bullies atalanta in the midfield

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Because if hes in the mood he can barge through counter attacks

eager marlin
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casmiro about to score a brace via 2 headers

icy crypt
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This will either be brilliant or be a disaster.

still pagoda
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But also a complete failure

icy crypt
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Yep

still pagoda
thin ivy
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Isco gotta play man

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Idk why zidane is doing him the gareth bale

south tree
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Atleast Mariano is better than Vini

thin ivy
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Also benzema must be fuming rn seeing giroud score that banger while hes injured lmao

south tree
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Real should play either a 4-2-3-1 , 4-4-2 or 4-3-2-1

thin ivy
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Idk why he had to call out giroud like that before

slender olive
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no

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real should play 0-0-10

south tree
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Looks like depression hit you hard.

thin ivy
thin ivy
south tree
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Barca should learn a thing or two from Monaco

covert monolith
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Real should just play 0 players

south tree
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Almost all the teams that have beat PSG have lined up either in a 3 man backline or a 5 man backline

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This season

slender olive
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Copy monaco lol

south tree
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Maripan pocketed Mbappe tho

covert monolith
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Bc he’s not lenglet

south tree
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Loooool

thin ivy
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Imagine if madrid loses

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This channel would be full of loling coolers

south tree
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If Madrid loses , imma be sad cuz I'm used to seeing Spanish dominance in Europe 😔

iron marten
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That's already over.

jovial sluice
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i will be happy as hell

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but sad cuz

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spanish dominance will rip

iron marten
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We just have to accept that LaLiga's a farmer league.

icy crypt
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We literally don't have Hazard Benzema Ramos Carvajal Valverde Rodrygo

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It's not over if we lose today

torn ermine
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lol farmers league is when 1 team walk that league easily. Losing in european competition makes you a farmer?

iron marten
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I'm just messing around, but that's what other people think, and you can't change their opinion.

torn ermine
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yeah ik alicia. Im not specifically implying it to you, but more to the statement itself

iron marten
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Well then, I agree with you.

thin ivy
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Since when

torn ermine
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its a joke

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XD

upper drift
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Probably sarcasm

thin ivy
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My bad i didnt see

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Lol

upper drift
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But in all honesty Bundesliga is a farmers league

thin ivy
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I was gonna say how liga is always a threesome between atletico, madrid and barca

upper drift
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It’s a shitty league where one team wins and no one can defend

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Shite players like Werner and Havertz look like gods

iron marten
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Aren't Leipzig competing as well?

upper drift
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Swiss League is much better

upper drift
iron marten
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Oh

torn ermine
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"you cant be good if you dont play in the real league (PL)"

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😩

iron marten
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"Messi has to pass the PL test first, even though he has always scored against the top teams."

torn ermine
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😆

gilded mist
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another 1-1 draw incoming

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dissapointing

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draw for barca

torn ermine
gilded mist
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i have a feeling

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they will choke again

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with Badía turning into prime Neuer

left sun
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0-1 Lenglet OG 90+8'

gilded mist
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yea

iron marten
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Imagine Lenglet induces a penalty in the dying moments, once again..

torn ermine
left sun
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🤝

south tree
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Nah

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Barca will win 2-0

still pagoda
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Badía will turn into Casillas against Barca 🥶

alpine socket
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Imagine scenes when lenglet scores the winner......

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Well let him start first

still pagoda
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Koeman will start the same lineup again ig

south tree
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I hope Badia doesn't turn into Prime Lev Yashin against Barca lol

devout geyser
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if Barcelona dont win today

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they can wave La Liga hopes goodbye

torn ermine
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its already over for me (unless if we beat sevilla and madrid which likely are not going to happen)

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i just hope we are in top 4

devout geyser
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El Clasico is in April

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by then, title could be decided lol

thin ivy
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Barcelona - 1
Messi 89" (PEN )

Elche - 1
Umtiti 23" (OG)

south tree
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Umtiti > Lenglet

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Lenglet is a fraud

devout geyser
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all French players in Barcelona are deadwood

thin ivy
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Grizi aint

devout geyser
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even if Griezmann had a "good" form for some time

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he is still considered a flop

still pagoda
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Hm

thin ivy
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Id disagree

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He came on during valverdes time and since then hes been under 3 different managers

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It must have been adjustment issues plus out of form

late kernel
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still pagoda
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Thiem ig

late kernel
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The breakthrough of the year award.

devout geyser
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Mahomes gonna win it

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lmao

late kernel
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Yeah, I think he will

sharp hornet
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yea

still pagoda
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Yeah

iron marten
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Interesting lineup.

opal sigil
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Vs elche

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1pm et

feral palm
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DE JONG??????

left sun
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Whats wrong with de jong

feral palm
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He's one yellow away from suspension, if he gets carded today he misses Sevilla

left sun
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Interesting

zealous flower
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pjanic is starting kekdance

devout geyser
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Barca if yall dont win today, La Liga hopes adios

zealous flower
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but barca is prob still gonna win

devout geyser
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top 4 hopes, hola

zealous flower
hybrid python
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@zealous flower you support atleti?

zealous flower
hybrid python
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Why do you have aftv 💀💀💀

zealous flower
devout geyser
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what

hybrid python
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Arsenal and atleti fan ?

zealous flower
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but atleti always first

left sun
hybrid python
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Supporting arsenal a downgrade man

zealous flower
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beautiful

zealous flower
plain elbow
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I would've liked to see firpo get the start, but other than that, he's dropped everyone that I wanted. So Mr. Ronald, good job.

zealous flower
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Is roberto still out?

plain elbow
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roberto is out for another few weeks

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he had a setback shortly after he returned

iron marten
opal sigil
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Ew firpo

devout geyser
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why do I have a feeling Barca will make another dumbass mistake

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and concede a pen

opal sigil
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We dont have lenglet starting atleast

devout geyser
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it is Elche so clearly Koeman wants others to rest

plain elbow
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I hope we can control the game well, so we can hopefully give KDF some minutes today.

opal sigil
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Trincao masterclass incoming

plain elbow
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i'm not happy that braithwaite is starting.

opal sigil
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Y not

devout geyser
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Today, Barcelona host Elche at Camp Nou in La Liga while Real Madrid are preparing for their Champions League match against Atalanta in Bergamo

plain elbow
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but, ig he fits in better so that messi gets a bit more freedom in that false 9 position.

zealous flower
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If u guys r gonna be losing during the game ill be tuning in for barca tv

iron marten
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Braithwaite doesn't play much, let him have his chance. It's only Elche, not much of a big deal.

devout geyser
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fun but also not really fun fact

plain elbow
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ffs, i don't even watch the barca tv watchalongs.

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they're so cringe

devout geyser
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every single La Liga team have lost in Champions League 1st leg this season except Real Madrid for now

plain elbow
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it's not even funny

devout geyser
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Barca 1-4 PSG, Sevilla 2-3 Dortmund, Atletico 0-1 Chelsea

plain elbow
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and embarrassingly, those ppl are paid employees ffs.

iron marten
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Ridiculous..

devout geyser
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if Real Madrid lose today

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then we really are a banter league

iron marten
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No?

devout geyser
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an interesting stat though

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every single Serie A team has lost 1st legs as well

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except Atalanta for now

iron marten
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Ping me when another league dominates Europe for a decade.

devout geyser
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Porto 2-1 Juve and Lazio 1-4 Bayern

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both La Liga and Serie A are under pressure rn

covert monolith
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unless atalanta beat madrid today

devout geyser
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if it ends as a draw

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La Liga will be in a slightly better position

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since an away goal for Real Madrid would be good for them

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if it doesnt end 0-0

covert monolith
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while i mean the best position for la liga would be a madrid win

jovial sluice
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the rest are just deluded cheer leaders

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(fangirls)

plain elbow
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sarah salahpour is american I think.

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she appears on those watchalongs.

jovial sluice
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ok

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i was wondering why she had such a good accent

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robert is spanish

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and he actually knows his football

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and does not fan boy for no reason

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for de jong's goal vs elche they wanted to take credit away from de jong

upper drift
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The Barça watchalong clowns ewww

jovial sluice
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and some of them also said that messi is not their favoirte player in the team

plain elbow
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all I can remember, is that they were dancing during the 2-8 watchalong. ppl were making memes and I eventually came across them on twitter. enough said kekw

upper drift
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Robert and Léger pog

jovial sluice
upper drift
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Sarah meh

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^

jovial sluice
plain elbow
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so cringe

jovial sluice
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when we equalized vs bayern: i want to see the frustation in their faces
when bayern scored 7 more: they have to show sportmanship
thank god robert saved her from embarrassment and said that 'pep guardiola told that true sportsmanship is to naver take your opponent lightly'

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some idiots predicted a 5-2 win vs psg

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do we have neymar

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do we have suarez

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do we have mascherano

plain elbow
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some hardcore fan in barcelona needs to make a proper fan channel, and rant all day. like aftv esque lol, I'd surely tune in, not to join the slander, but maybe for a good laugh.

jovial sluice
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no

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we have dembulance

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badwaithe

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and lenglame

hybrid python
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We already have a channel

hybrid python
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Yo no dembele slander

plain elbow
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well tbh, i'm not too familar with popular barca fan channels.

jovial sluice
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there needs to be an indian barca fan

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who rants

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his accent + rage = entertainment

plain elbow
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TALKFCB is always my go to.

jovial sluice
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yea

plain elbow
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jamie is great.

jovial sluice
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he speaks straight facts

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his 2nd last vid was his only light hearted vid

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and something funny

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otherwise he si straight to the point

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and sheriush

plain elbow
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he's been frustrated lately, and understandably I guess.

upper drift
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Angry Rantman

plain elbow
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angry rantman's video after 2-8 was kind of funny.

jovial sluice
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yes

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Leo

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i ranted so much about barca

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but i can't do through voice

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cuz i will mess up my lines

torn ermine
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but seriously the barca watchalong is cringe as hell

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my god

icy crypt
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So Isco is playing false 9

south tree
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Messi scored and no one's celebrating here wtf

iron marten
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That's because there's a match channel.

late kernel
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Massive W.

south tree
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Elche's best player got subbed off lmfao

torn ermine
south tree
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I hope Real Madrid turn up today

late kernel
south tree
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If Barca had Neymar it would've been a different story imo

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Barca shouldn't have sold Suarez... especially to Atleti

torn ermine
south tree
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Dembele is getting better by the day tho tbh

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Coutinho's still shit

iron marten
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Even if Neymar stayed, it would've been the same outcome. Thanks to Bartomeu, Barcelona aren't what they used to be anymore.

south tree
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Umtiti > Lenglet no cap

late kernel
south tree
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Koeman is having a positive influence on Dembele

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Barca should play smart in the big games imo , just use a park the bus approach in the home game , then play counter attacking football in the away game

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See my prediction is gonna be true , 2-0 to Barca

iron marten
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Parking the bus at the Camp Nou is a sin, they've never done that. Instead, they should play some attacking football, and not pass the ball around till the 80th minute to create something.

south tree
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Get the results

iron marten
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Well, Atlètico have also done the same, but it never worked out in the end. I'll give you an example, remember when they've parked the bus and won 2-0 against Juventus? Guess what happened in the 2nd leg? They've lost 3-0 and went out of the UCL. Parking the bus isn't the best way to get results.

south tree
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That was sheer Brilliance by Ronaldo but anyway the example is correct

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Lmao Barca scored a 3rd , GG

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They're exceeding the expectations

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This is what Barca can do when stupid idiot lenglet doesn't play

torn ermine
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i didnt expect this tbh

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but nice one

south tree
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I hope they release Lenglet

rapid cliff
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Im not celebrating this W

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since I expected it

south tree
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Why

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Ok

rapid cliff
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I want this type of performances in big games

south tree
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You gotta play smart in the big games

rapid cliff
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we play dumb

south tree
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Don't go all out

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Maintain a balance

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In defence and offence

rapid cliff
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I mean we are out of UCL

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so like

south tree
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You have messi so you never know

rapid cliff
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we arent coming back

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lmao

south tree
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Anything can happen mate

rapid cliff
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they can score 4 goals you know

south tree
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You should use the 4-2-3-1 against PSG or probably a 3 man backline like Monaco did

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Anyway Atalanta will probably win against Real since Real have so many injuries

rapid cliff
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nah no way

torn ermine
rapid cliff
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4-2-3-1 would destroy us

torn ermine
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i dont think we will comeback as well

rapid cliff
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I want us to use your youth team

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vs PSG

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Ik we are out so just let them play

torn ermine
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but at least, i want us to play good even with L in the 2nd leg

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the 1st leg was disaster

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we just cant lose normally like other teams

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its always humiliation in UCL

rapid cliff
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ill take a 1-0 loss

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just play well

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if you dignity

south tree
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I want to see messi and youth team

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Playing together

stone fox
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I want to see us win today

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but we wont

south tree
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Looool

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Atalanta don't have hateboer so that's an advantage for you

torn ermine
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not fucking 4-0 wuf

stone fox
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and we dont have like

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8 players

rapid cliff
south tree
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I have the whole injury list and I'm sure there are more than 8 players injured mate

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Ramos, odriozola, carvajal, Benzema, Valverde, Marcelo, hazard, Militao, Rodrygo are injured ffs

grim thicket
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rodrygo will be back very soon i think in march

south tree
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Can't wait for the memes if Atalanta lose today

grim thicket
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and im excited about that

south tree
torn ermine
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when is fati coming back btw? @feral palm

grim thicket
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i rate rodrygo way more than i rate vini

covert monolith
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idk

torn ermine
south tree
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Rodrygo is better anyway

grim thicket
south tree
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Even lunin > Vini

grim thicket
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they still think vini has the higher potential

covert monolith
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vazquez>vini

torn ermine
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no way they are rating vini more?

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lol

grim thicket
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and hence needs to work better

covert monolith
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vazquez> the rest of the team

iron marten
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Winning against Elche isn't a big achievement, really. I'm not trying to sound pessimistic, it's good that Barcelona have finally won, but they rely on Messi way too much. Does it work all the time though? No, it does not. As we've all witnessed it before, Barcelona can't keep up with bigger opponents, because their obsession with Messi is just too high, it's exceeding the limit. This is one of the reasons, why I want Messi to leave Barcelona. Not because I hate him or anything, but it's mainly because I want Barcelona to play as a team again. It's no wonder that people call them 'Messi FC', but no player is bigger than a club.

covert monolith
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vazquez= 🐐

south tree
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In the first team

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And I think messi leaving would be better for him and Barca too

iron marten
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Yeah

south tree
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They have matheus Fernandes who takes more wages than pedri and fati yet rarely plays

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Also , Fernandes takes more wages than trincao too

torn ermine
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wtf

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how

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is it actually true?

south tree
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Yes

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Trincao is the lowest wage earner in ur whole team

sharp hornet
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this elche win should be expected pretty easily from barcelona

torn ermine
south tree
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Elche's best player is Emiliano rigoni lmao

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He's shit too

sharp hornet
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yea lol

torn ermine
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still not confident against PSG, so yeah...

feral palm
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Rian Ratings

Ter Stegen: 6
Alba: 7
Umtiti: 6.5
Pique: 6
Mingueza: 6.5
Pjanic: 6.5
De Jong: 7.5
Pedri: 8
Braithwaite: 8.5
Messi: 9
Trincao: 7.5

Dembele: 6.5
Busquets: 6.5
Griezmann: 5.5
Dest: 6
Lenglet: 6

Koeman: 7

south tree
#

Oi rian gotta give Goatwaite 10/10

stiff fjord
torn ermine
south tree
#

I'd expect Barca to not win anything except Copa del Rey for maybe the next 3 years

feral palm
#

Yes but this current Barcelona aren't getting expected results

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So we're happy with a win

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No point making it seem like a bad thing

#

We won vs Elche. Yay. Onto Sevilla now.

covert monolith
#

ya rian hates goatwaite apparently

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smh

south tree
#

Messi scored, Goatwaite assisted

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Plenty of things to be happy about

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🐐🐐🐐

covert monolith
#

2 goats carrying

torn ermine
covert monolith
#

wow

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humble messi

torn ermine
#

Congrats badia, you just achieved my dream

south tree
#

Madrid played well , but a draw would've been a fair result imo

stone fox
#

we are carrying La Liga rn

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ouch

iron marten
#

No, you're not.

south tree
#

Barely beat 10 man Atalanta and says "we're carrying la liga" lmfaoo

stone fox
#

this is a lesson for other Spanish teams

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anything is possible if you have dignity

iron marten
#

What are you talking about? It's not like you've beaten the best team in the world.

stone fox
#

by dignity I mean hard work

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you can beat any team if you dont give up until the end

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so Atletico and Sevilla should take notes and comeback in 2nd leg

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while we will try holding onto this 1-0 lead

south tree
#

Oi Atletico will win , don't underestimate them

iron marten
#

Have you even watched the game between Sevilla and Dortmund? Dortmund were 1-3 up at HT, but we fought till the end and at FT it was 2-3, not 1-6 or something.

south tree
#

Sevilla might win too

stone fox
#

yes but your job aint done is it? @iron marten

iron marten
#

I never said it was.

south tree
#

Your job isn't done either

devout geyser
#

Gary sometimes you say weirdest things ever

stone fox
#

this is why I failed my speech class

iron marten
#

Gary's just too excited right now, we'll leave him that.

stone fox
#

no

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we are losing next leg

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👍

south tree
#

Benzema , Valverde and Carvajal might return for the second leg , according to this app I have.

devout geyser
#

source: trust me bro

iron marten
#

Yep, and all of a sudden, this guy lost hope.

south tree
#

Atalanta will win the second leg anyways

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No more park the bus

stone fox
#

yup

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we will lose

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5-0

south tree
#

Lmao

iron marten
#

And Barcelona will win 0-4 against PSG.

south tree
#

And Sevilla will win 2-0 against Dortmund

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Anything is possible isn't it

iron marten
#

Meh

south tree
#

Anyway what's ur prediction for Sevilla vs Dortmund second leg

#

I expect a draw tbh , 1-1 imo , Håland and En-Nesyri score.

iron marten
#

We have to play aggressive and press the opposition high up the field, there's no other option. Thing is, stopping Haaland isn't easy, as you've already known.

stiff fjord
#

please

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sevilla

south tree
#

Kounde and Carlos better step up yh

stiff fjord
#

don't embarrass yourself in the second leg

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I thought you were gonna smash dortmund

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I was so wrong

south tree
#

Oi Lucas, be respectful towards Sevilla

stiff fjord
#

what

iron marten
#

But hey, I've said this before, I wouldn't mind going out. Like, I think we'll finish top 4 anyway, so we'll probably come back next season in the UCL. Winning the Copa Del Rey seems more important to me.

south tree
# stiff fjord what

Don't say that they would embarrass themselves if they're like only one goal down

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They might even win

stiff fjord
#

oh wait

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it ended 2-3

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I thought it was 1-3

south tree
#

...

stiff fjord
#

well dortmund has 3 away goals still

south tree
#

If Sevilla score two and defend well then those away goals won't matter

stiff fjord
#

ok

sharp hornet
#

true

heavy roost
#

sevilla got this imo

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😈

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the game is next wednesday right?

late kernel
sharp hornet
#

sarcastic prob

eager marlin
#

SEVILLA SMASH DORTMUND

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THANKS

keen gorge
#

League results in the UCL round of 16 first leg
0/3 Serie a teams won
2/4 Bundesliga teams won
1/4 La Liga teams won
3/3 PL teams won
1/1 Ligue 1 teams won
1/1 Liga nos teams won

La Liga still has a chance to have 0-4 teams in the next round

slender olive
#

If Madrid are the only la liga team left in the quarters :(

opal sigil
#

2nd legs decides everything

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Gotta wait and see how things goes

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Sevilla could comeback

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Same for atleti

thin ivy
#

Mendy saved the day

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But with that offense and possesion idk how we didnt score more

covert monolith
#

messi top goalscorer in 2021

onyx peak
# opal sigil Same for atleti

atletico will most likely be able to pull off a comeback, chelsea are good but simeone can definitely pull off a masterpiece

opal sigil
#

Yep hopefully

keen gorge
grim thicket
still pagoda
#

Atleast we'll have Benzema, Rodrygo, Valverde, Hazard back

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And maybe even Ramos if he recovers quickly

onyx peak
#

No offence but hazard back or not won't change too much

still pagoda
#

Yeah lmao

grim thicket
#

fede being back moght solve casemiro's absence

zealous flower
#

I get gassed when zizou plays him over any of the other players

covert monolith
#

*liability

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sry for the grammar police

opal sigil
#

Man said reliability😹

thin ivy
grim thicket
#

yellow carf

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suspended

thin ivy
thin ivy
#

Who assisted mendy?

grim thicket
#

oh yeah thank goodness

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uhh wait

thin ivy
#

Or was it a solo goal

grim thicket
#

lukita

thin ivy
#

Basic

#

Modric's impact in every game is just amazing

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Give him another balloon door

zealous flower
grim thicket
devout geyser
#

I personally believe if that red card didnt happen today

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Real wouldve scored more goals

plain elbow
#

tommorow is an important day

devout geyser
#

after that red card, Atalanta decided to put 8 men in defense

plain elbow
#

joan laporta will present his sporting project

devout geyser
plain elbow
devout geyser
#

idk if Laporta can make immediate impact though

#

Barcelona still has to pay Messi his weekly 900k per week

thin ivy
#

And a contract termination fee of £1b

devout geyser
#

damn

thin ivy
#

Also if he ever retires, drag him into management asap

hybrid python
covert monolith
thin ivy
#

You know in my language

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"titi" is crude language for penis

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So basically i always read his name as samuel umpenis

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And here he comes getting shot at in the balls everytime kekw

south tree
hybrid python
#

Messi asking for jersey 😳😳😳

thin ivy
#

Just watched the highlights

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That mendy goal was great

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I thought it would be a tap in

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Also nacho kinda playing high huh

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He is no longer walmart ramos

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He is ramos lite

slender olive
#

Madrid playing a high line

#

?

grave glen
#

Idts

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Thats atletico exclusive

thin ivy
#

There was just this one time when nacho was rushing forward

gilded mist
#

i don't really think nacho is that good

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if he ever any good we wouldn't have signed militao

still pagoda
#

Hes been solid lately

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And he's ahead of Militao in the pecking order

gilded mist
#

militao is injured now, idk he has played recently so that means he might be ahead of nacho

still pagoda
#

Nacho had covid that's why he wasn't playing

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This is a presidential candidate for Football Club Barcelona?

late kernel
#

Bruh lol

jovial sluice
#

he was trying to get votes

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but he is dumb

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and salty

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that is all i could say

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but sadly

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no1 takes la liga teams sheriushly anymore

thin ivy
gilded mist
#

they are all the same picture

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and it doesn't even say anything he believes in

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it's just this image

hybrid python
#

He buys bots to vote for him

south tree
#

Just bring back Laporta smh

grave glen
#

Modric is 35 still one of the besr midfielders itw

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Has been one of rmas best players

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And def one of laligas best mfs

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But i nvr see anyone appreciating him
Hardly some rma fans do it

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Whts tht?

south tree
#

Modric is underrated imo

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Kept Atalanta under control for much of the game yesterday

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But then again they had 10 men

grave glen
#

Irs because of 2018 i think

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Most fans dont k how to move on

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And i think he deserved it but cr7 fans dont

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Overhated ig

south tree
#

There are two types of Madrid supporters too, ones who genuinely loved Madrid and the others who were purely Cr7 fans

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The first type have been supporting Madrid before CR7 arrived

grave glen
#

Yes truw

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The aecond kind are plastics

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Football is a fuckin team sport

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U support one player

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Those plastics are the ones who say cr7 carryin juve messi carrtin barca

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The carrtin part can simply not be true

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Rhe right thing to say would he has the best impact

alpine socket
#

Everyone knows Laporta winning it

thin ivy
grave glen
#

Hes defo rmas best midfielder this century after zizou

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Or did i miss someone?

thin ivy
#

True

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Kaka and ozil

grave glen
#

Ri888888

#

Zizou ozil modric kaka

thin ivy
#

Ozil had the highest assist or something during his time at rma

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In europe

grave glen
#

For me modric > kaka

thin ivy
#

Same

thin ivy
#

Dfk

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I love kaka too cus he went to ac milan

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But modric is an all time rma staple for me

grave glen
#

Mahn imagine rmas midfield
Ozil dimaria modric
Attack had cr7 bale benzema

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If they didnt leave

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Even dimaria was a beast
He was the best player in the 2014 ucl final

thin ivy
#

Di maria is still a beast

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That rma ancelotti is too good

grave glen
#

Yea true

south tree
#

Alaba will join Real Madrid in the summer apparently, the medical thingy is pending or smth according to my app

thin ivy
#

Damnn

south tree
#

Free transfer btw

thin ivy
#

Yup

south tree
#

Bayern want to sign Odriozola too

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Yet again

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On loan

thin ivy
#

Lol y

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They can buy anyone

south tree
#

They don't buy anyone tho lel, bargain deals is their type

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Although many a times it has backfired

thin ivy
#

Theyre better businesspeople than madrid ngl

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We just blow cash out cus we can

south tree
#

Sign Mbappe 🥵

thin ivy
#

Haalanddd

south tree
#

Haland gonna join City tho

thin ivy
#

Im sure asf mbappe wants to stay

thin ivy
south tree
#

Aguero confirmed a few days ago that he's gonna leave

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So Haland is his replacement

thin ivy
#

Aguero hasnt played in forever

#

Did he get an ozil treatment or was he injoored

south tree
#

He's gonna join Atletico Madrid apparently lol, get ready for Suarez aguero front line

south tree
thin ivy
#

After silva came back to la liga, aguero is now too

south tree
#

My only concern is if Aguero comes, Felix won't be able to develop

thin ivy
#

Depends on the lineup i guess

south tree
#

Felix is more of a deep lying forward/advanced playmaker imo

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Aguero is a Finisher

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And Suarez is a target man

thin ivy
#

Play felix as a ss then

#

4312

south tree
#

Nah

thin ivy
#

Suarez and aguero up front

south tree
#

3-4-2-1 with Felix as one of the two advanced playmakers and Suarez up front alone

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But Atletico's 3 man backline sucks

thin ivy
#

Hmm idk ive always liked 442 for them

#

Shitload of mids basically

slender olive
#

Fun fact: the scores between Barcelona and Betis in the 19/20 and 20/21 seasons were exactly the same

torn ermine
#

for anyone who wants to see laporta's project

slender olive
#

ima take a look

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D'you have links to font and frexia's projects?

torn ermine
#

font kinda noisy tbh

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he just wont shut it

slender olive
#

yea actually i used to think he'd be good

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Hmm

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perhaps Laporta's better after all

icy crypt
#

Shame they're wasting their best years on Vinicius and Mariano 😕

simple matrix
still pagoda
#

No point on all these incredible passes if our players can't goddam finish it

feral palm
#

Barca Defensive Overhaul Summer 2021

Goalkeeping
Ter Stegen: Have Victor Valdes become the Senior Goalkeeping Coach to help Ter Stegen improve in areas that Valdes was proficient in.
Neto: Sell for €10M-€15M to any club outside of Spain.
Pena: Promote to First Team to become the new 2nd Choice Keeper. Valdes and Ter Stegen as his mentors.
Tenas: New 1st Choice Keeper for Barca B and 3rd Choice for First Team.
Carevic: Sell or Loan to a 2nd/3rd Tier Spanish side.
Ramon, Pól: Promote both Ramon Rovira and Pól Jimenez to the B Team.

Fullbacks
Alba: Option 1 - Sell if we are able to sign a notable Left Back. Option 2 - Keep as 1st Choice if unable to sign a notable Left Back. If he leaves, he deserves a Goodbye ceremony, he is a Barcelona legend.
Firpo: Sell for €15M-€25M to any team. He would prefer to remain in Spain close to his young family.
Miranda: Activate 2 additional years of his contract so that we don't lose him for free. Sell to Real Betis for minimum €10M.
Akieme: Sell to Almeria for €3.5M at end of season. Obligatory purchase in his contract.
Signings: Gaya (€15M-€20M), Bernat (€0M), Guerreiro (€20M-€30M) are the three high profile options to replace Jordi Alba.
Baldé: The promotion of Alejandro Baldé is essential. He is the future of his position at Barcelona, and needs to break into the First Team.
Dest: Must improve his attention to detail in gameplay, should work close with a new Fullback Mentor to achieve his potential. Dani Alves should be lured back to help in his development.
Emerson: An ideal profile for the future of Barcelona, and another character that Alves may enjoy mentoring. Must be brought back from Betis this summer. Good for rotation with Dest.
Roberto: If Roberto intends to stay at Barcelona it can not be as a Full Back. Possibly sell to Premier League or MLS for upwards of €15M.

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Center Backs
Pique: Reduce his role at Barcelona significantly. He deserves to retire with dignity and next season is likely his final as a footballer. Use as a rotation player.
Lenglet: Sell to a French or Italian team for a minimum price of €30M. Thank him for his years of service respectfully.
Umtiti: Sell to a French team for a minimum price of €8M. Thank him for his years of service respectfully.
Araujo: Make sure his contract is clean, and his release clause is secure. He is the future of our defence. Block all offers.
Mingueza: Renew his contract, and possibly loan him to a Spanish 1st Division side, should we add multiple players to the defensive ranks this summer.
Cuenca: Activate his buyback clause (€5M) from Villarreal, and then either loan to a first division side, or sell for a higher price than we lost him for (€3.5M).
Signings: Garcia (€0M) is guaranteed to join Barcelona this summer. Another signing in Pau Torres (€40M+) is being significantly considered.

torn ermine
hybrid python
#

Dusted

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Font is done tbh

late kernel
torn ermine
#

i think we can conclude that laporta will win 100%

late kernel
#

Oh great then

torn ermine
#

idk what to say, i just want this board to be competent on their plan

late kernel
#

That's what you all want

#

And that means Messi will probably stay

torn ermine
#

the chance of messi staying is less than 50%

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im not surprised if he leave next season

late kernel
#

The life without Messi

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😕

torn ermine
#

it really hurts, but hey its his decision, we should respect him, he has given us everything

late kernel
#

Yes, totally everything

#

He could have won you a 6th UCL

torn ermine
#

its really sad you know, its kinda like he has been depressed for the past 4 years

#

the man just want to win trophies for the team

covert monolith
#

Ya

#

I totally understand leaving

torn ermine
#

he wants a high level competition which is understandable for his standard, and our squad and situation rn arent the best to be competing at high level.

#

😔

late kernel
#

Sorry to hear that

slender olive
#

Messi should leave

#

Well

#

I don't know

gilded mist
#

It would be really sad

#

if he was to leave

still pagoda
late kernel
#

Bruh

#

How?

still pagoda
#

You know how

simple matrix
#

basically midfield vs defence the game

late kernel
#

Yeah lol

upper drift
#

@sweet spindle wthhhh we have the same birthday dude

#

You’re just 2 years younger

sweet spindle
#

July 12th?

upper drift
#

Yep

sweet spindle
#

oh lol

upper drift
#

Also my cousin’s birthday

sweet spindle
#

oh wow

upper drift
#

And she lives in the US

sweet spindle
#

nice

feral palm
# iron marten They won't do any of these.

No offense but you have no idea what you're talking about. The Barcelona of today isn't gonna be the same Barcelona in 2 weeks time, let alone by the end of summer. Right now we're just running on nothing, waiting for a leader to come in. When elections happen and Laporta comes in, we can finally get the club back on track. I get that y'all fans of other clubs have enjoyed the last few weeks months and years of our downfall but it's not gonna happen for much longer. So dont try pretend like you know what you're saying, based on what you've seen the past few months

alpine socket
#

Yes. Laporta is a huge win for the club. Also, if you see clearly the club has new era nearly ready. Koeman has done good with youngsters. Major task for Laporta is solving financial state and managing old players and wages.

opal sigil
gilded mist
#

lol

alpine socket
opal sigil
iron marten
# feral palm No offense but you have no idea what you're talking about. The Barcelona of toda...

Okay, maybe I've exaggerated it a bit and I apologise, but Messi is the player that's keeping the club afloat at the moment. When he will leave, Barcelona will most likely find themselves in a very similar situation, just like this one. There's no long-term project or thinking for the current Barcelona team, and the consequences of these current “hidden” problems by Messi’s brilliance will be seen and felt only after he will leave Barcelona. If Messi does not score, nobody else will step up. It's shocking how much one of the best teams in the world are dependent on one player to always score. Coutinho and Dembele were brought exactly for this reason, but have failed miserably. The Midfield will not even attempt to have a go at the goal and the defenders can't score from set plays. The last time Barca won the Champions league, the goals were shared between Messi, Suarez and Neymar. Now it's Messi or bust.
They need to get over their Messi dependence and find other ways to score. Their plan A is Messi. If that fails, there's no plan B. They do not have any aerial threat. I tell you what, it'll take a long time for Barcelona to step up again. Believe it or not, if Messi didn't play against Elche, they would've at least drawn.

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Oh, and I forgot to say.. No offense.

opal sigil
#

So long

#

stinky not reading sry

upper drift
#

You haven’t seen my YT comments Nike

#

When someone says farmers league

opal sigil
gilded mist
#

hit me

#

the bundesliga is a farmers league

upper drift
#

That’s it

gilded mist
#

but maybe do it in #bundesliga

upper drift
#

Hell no Imma not fight lol

gilded mist
#

i'm joking

#

just want to see what you would say

upper drift
#

So we both were joking lol

gilded mist
#

it obviously not a farmers league

upper drift
#

^

gilded mist
#

they have great players

upper drift
#

😉

opal sigil
#

Im sure we'd be fine without messi, it would be rough for a few months but there are many creative players who can fill messi's void like griezmann as the central creative attacker but we need to fix the defense primarily.

covert monolith
#

no not be fine

grave glen
grave glen
grave glen
grave glen
# late kernel He could have won you a 6th UCL

4 nil still hurts
The defence has let him down
He created a lot of chances in that game
Mahn he will get a trophyless farewell and a farewell without fans ..... i just cant imagine tht

grave glen
# still pagoda

The goood old days
When bale was a beast
Benzema was overshadowed
And laliga ruled

grave glen
grave glen
# gilded mist the bundesliga is a farmers league

Ik u were joking
But many ppl call bundesliga ligue 1 farmers league and idt they know the meaning of it
Bundesliga is bayern dominated and many seasons were farmers seasons hut look how close it is this season

opal sigil
#

If griezmann is the main creator in this squad like he was at atletico then we should be fine without messi imo. We will struggle a bit yes but i think we would be fine. Just hope griezmann catches form

#

And yea fix his finishing

grave glen
#

For finishing we have fati

#

Should get isak too

#

Sell dembele mahn
He cost us a ucl and against psg also he missed a chance

grave glen
#

Pl if u exclude city very close ucl uel spot race

#

And laligas nvr farmers league

iron marten
#

So far, Villarreal and Granada are through!

#

Very happy for Granada.

grim thicket
#

so far two spanish teams are through and a third is ahead and raring to go in european competitions

#

hope atleti and sevilla can turna round those results in the second leg

late kernel
iron marten
#

Nice

grim thicket
#

no, granada, villareal, and real madrid

sharp hornet
#

Europa league ro32
3/4 English sides through
2/3 Spanish sides through
2/3 Italian sides through
0/2 german sides through
0/1 french sides through

feral palm
#

In case anyone cares

Barcelona Goalscorers This Season: 17
Real Madrid Goalscorers This Season: 15
Atleti Goalscorers This Season: 14

covert monolith
#

thought atleti would be a little lower

#

interested to see how many of those have scored multiple goals tho

simple matrix
#

zz usually does a very good job in making everyone in the squad score, hugo duro hattrick incoming

covert monolith
#

granada representing

slender olive
slender olive
spice sun
#

In the end, we may wonder if it would not be vital for Barcelona for Messi to leave

#

As long as he is there, Barcelona will be unable to do without him, to do without this "drug".

left sun
spice sun
#

Good news

#

I hope he will be there against Sevilla

thin ivy
#

Is he good

spice sun
#

he is our best cb

eager marlin
#

angry

grave glen
#

👍

south tree
#

Mingueza and Araujo would be a good CB pairing with Eric Garcia as backup

slender olive
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

sharp hornet
#

yea

gilded mist
#

Mingueza over Eric garcia?

hybrid python
#

Yes

#

People really need to watch mingueza

#

He’s so mad underrated

torn ermine
#

@hybrid python leo, are you socio? 🤔

#

whats the requirements to become socio?

jovial sluice
#

yes

#

-mingueza is a pacy cb

#

and aggresive

#

can play as rb

#

can cross the ball well

#

as time goes

#

he can be more versatile

torn ermine
#

we need his versatility

jovial sluice
#

yes

torn ermine
#

kinda reminds me of roberto

#

the old roberto*

jovial sluice
#

only messi, de jong and roberto are versatile

jovial sluice
#

messi is versatile up forward, roberto is versatile in only 2-3 positions
de jong can play almost anywhere except in the flanks

torn ermine
#

unnoticed fact: barca made every la liga team keeper become noticable

hybrid python
torn ermine
hybrid python
#

Mi presidente 🥱

torn ermine
#

😤

grave glen
#

Face of la liga

iron marten
#

Yeah, that's not good.

south tree
#

Quite sad that real are carrying the whole league yh

#

Villarreal and Granada out there making us proud

still pagoda
#

Well atleast we won

#

Would've been really embarrassing for us and la liga if NO la liga team won their UCL 1st leg

slender olive
#

also nice role

grave glen
thin ivy
#

Mes que un club y nada mas mia san mia you never walk alone

slender olive
#

Also la liga:

grave glen
#

Is it me or does doubters make real madrid stronger

torn ermine
grave glen
#

Always when everyone doubts

#

On real madrid

#

They win

thin ivy
#

So yeah

#

Doubt them everytime

#

So we can get title and ucl

still pagoda
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Yes yes

grave glen
jovial sluice
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bruh

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in youtube some real madrid fans actually had the guts to defend

icy crypt
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Levante or Bilbao to win today?

jovial sluice
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it

jovial sluice
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wait is the second leg today?

icy crypt
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No

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La Liga

jovial sluice
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ooooh

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i c

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tmrw sevilla vs barca

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early kick off for asian fans

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but all i can say is who cares

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we are gonna drop points vs them

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so idgad

south tree
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If Umtiti and Pique start then you might not drop points

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I hope Lenglet doesn't start

torn ermine
south tree
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Mingueza should start at RB

torn ermine
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Yey araujo is back to training 🤗

slender olive
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theres no way we're gonna w against sevilla

south tree
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You can win, just believe in your team ffs

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I saw many ppl saying you will draw vs Elche or whatever, what happened, you won

slender olive
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Did we believe in our team during the 3-0? yes.

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Did we believe in our team against Roma? yes.

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Did we believe in our team against Liverpool. yes.

south tree
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That doesn't mean you should stop believing.

slender olive
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Did we believe in our team against Bayern? no. but we did believe that we'd see progress. we didn't see that.

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Did we believe against PSG? amazingly....yes.

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And look where that's led us

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So yea, no expectations rn

south tree
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Whenever Lord Lenglet plays, it leads to disappointment.

torn ermine
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i dont expect anything rn, this barca is unpredictable 😂