la-liga

[gilded mist]

and you think mbappe will stay at psg?

[thin ivy]

Yes

[halcyon latch]

Why would Haaland go to Madrid lol

[gilded mist]

he hasn't signed a new contract

[thin ivy]

He will probably renew

[thin ivy]

Bc big money and dortmund are good sellers

[halcyon latch]

He will prob go to city

[thin ivy]

Fuck that

[halcyon latch]

Also wym good sellers

He's going only for 80m

[gilded mist]

you get high prices

[thin ivy]

Im glad if we can sign both

[halcyon latch]

Fuck Raiola 😤

[thin ivy]

Galacticos 3.0

[gilded mist]

i think we should sign haaland/mbappe, camavinga

[thin ivy]

But we wont sign both and if i were to choose its haaland

Camavinga is great yeah

[gilded mist]

camavinga also looks like a talent

and alaba

[halcyon latch]

How old is Casemiro

[gilded mist]

29?

[halcyon latch]

Bruh

[gilded mist]

28

[halcyon latch]

I thought man was in his 30's like modric lmao

[gilded mist]

nah

but i think we could move one of them to cm

[halcyon latch]

If camavinga were to come to madrid next season who would be benched/sold

[gilded mist]

of course not

[thin ivy]

The academy ppl should be loaned out

These arent messis and inestas

[halcyon latch]

lol

[thin ivy]

Gotta loan them for ez cash and xp

Those boys need playtime

[gilded mist]

it won't be ez cash

we won't get much money out of it

[thin ivy]

I didnt say ez mil

I said ez cash

[gilded mist]

ok yea

[thin ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/haland-tf-gif-19826084

Haaland can fr be a good replacement to benzo

[gilded mist]

yea

but so can mbappe

i prefer mbappe

[thin ivy]

I see

[gilded mist]

he will be too expensive tho

[thin ivy]

Imagine if we can grab di maria too

[gilded mist]

di maria is too old now i think

33

[thin ivy]

Hes more solid than any of our wingers too

Loan out vini

[gilded mist]

the problem is we have a lot of average wingers

[thin ivy]

Yeah

[gilded mist]

rodrygo, vini, asensio

[thin ivy]

Asensio is our best rn

[gilded mist]

and hazard

[thin ivy]

Nah

[gilded mist]

vazquez aswell

[thin ivy]

I prefer watching depresso bale than uninjured hazard tbh

[gilded mist]

bale was so underrated

[thin ivy]

Nah

I just disliked it how rodeygo was subbed more than him last ssn

[jovial sluice]

omg

madrid

supremacy

POG

n't

[thin ivy]

Casemiro gives good head

ers

But its scary with how we rely on headers

[halcyon latch]

Why is there not many madrid fans on the server

[thin ivy]

Literally just smash accross and inshallah for a header

[halcyon latch]

but like

50000 barca fans

[thin ivy]

Yeah its annoying

[halcyon latch]

you lose your on your own 🥶

[gilded mist]

there are no valladolid fans

[thin ivy]

Im thinking of looking for a madrid server

[gilded mist]

there is no public ones

[thin ivy]

Have u checked?

[gilded mist]

yes

there is a barca one

[thin ivy]

I'll make one

[gilded mist]

no it doesn't work like that

[thin ivy]

The reddit real madrid sub probably has one man

[gilded mist]

I've heard there is a pretty big one

but it's only private

[thin ivy]

Smh

Im perple bitch

Been a while

I got to 80m before iirc

[gilded mist]

nice

[jovial sluice]

it allows both fans ngl

[gilded mist]

yes

[jovial sluice]

there are around 500+ madrid fans

[thin ivy]

Still a barca domain tho

Imagine a madrid derby server tho xD

[jovial sluice]

yes

lol

at least the madrid fans here are not deluded and toxic

in fact they are kinda nice

[thin ivy]

True

[halcyon latch]

br

[slender olive]

Don't. Jinx. It.

[jovial sluice]

don't jinx

smh

we lost to them before

[thin ivy]

Messi hattrick

Paolo Umtiti masterclass

Angry pique

[slender olive]

NO

[iron marten]

Who's Paolo Umtiti?

[jovial sluice]

paolo dybala + umtiti ig

idk

[feral palm]

Greatest center back of all time

[slender olive]

Lmfaooo

[feral palm]

Paolo maldini...

[jovial sluice]

paolo maldini + umtiti

yes

[iron marten]

Oh, he probably meant Maldini with it..

[jovial sluice]

sorry

[iron marten]

Yeah, Umtiti is by far the greatest defender.

[slender olive]

And of course, Lionel lingard

And don't forget Marc-andre-karius.

[jovial sluice]

Clement Blancet

best CB

GOAT

[thin ivy]

Maldini

[upper drift]

Carles Umiti Guess y’all have seen him

[thin ivy]

Lingard is doing good now

[slender olive]

True

[thin ivy]

Plus he scored 4 goals in his debut in prem iirc

[slender olive]

So.... Lionel martial?

Ice cold Lionel martial

[thin ivy]

United just really ruins good players

Yeah lol

[feral palm]

2*

[slender olive]

watch the fernandes stans come for you

[thin ivy]

Fernandes has been godly ngl

Idk why he isnt captain yet

[upper drift]

Fernandes is a Sporting CP product

[slender olive]

yea

same club that made ronaldo

[upper drift]

He is the one who is developing Man U, not the other way round

[iron marten]

I tell ya mate, he's the best player in the woerld

[slender olive]

wh0

[thin ivy]

Fernandes made so much impact at united

Which was pogbas job

[iron marten]

Bruno of course mate

[upper drift]

Are you sheriush? Are you sheriush?

[iron marten]

Hehe

[feral palm]

We were linked with bruno right before United signed him, the reason they signed him is because they thought we'd beat them to it

[thin ivy]

Yall need defenders not midfielder

Also umtiti the best rn

Dont get it twisted

[upper drift]

You took the line from that vid didn’t you ? xD

[iron marten]

Yeah

[upper drift]

Their depth at mid is kinda meh too

[slender olive]

nah fam he's penandes he only scores penalthies innit?

[iron marten]

Bri ish

Oi u love Citeh?

[thin ivy]

Lol no tf

[thin ivy]

Its not too bad

[upper drift]

Ye mayte sunny innit

[thin ivy]

Goddamn i was gonna say thay

Yo neymar sunny innit

[slender olive]

He really ish youknow matey and also his trim's kinda dead innit?

[upper drift]

Apart from de Jong and Puig they barely have any reliable players, just Biscuits and Piano 🤷‍♀️

[thin ivy]

Piano lmao

Panic doesnt even play much

Buiscuits gotta be benched

Barca and juve basically switched arthur and panic just to benched them

Basically no fucking difference before they got switched

[slender olive]

yeah

[thin ivy]

Oui oui bagette

Barca board masterclass

[iron marten]

Sergio Biscuits?

[upper drift]

Yes

[iron marten]

He's a legend for Barcelona, but is destroying his reputation. He should leave as soon as possible.

[upper drift]

🍪

[grave glen]

🐐

Does Barca have a discord server?

If u guys know friend me and dm me the link

[raw drum]

i'll dm you the link

[grave glen]

K

[raw drum]

tho i did and it didnt work even though we share the same server

[iron marten]

I already sent him

[raw drum]

oh ok

[upper drift]

It’s weird seeing Spurs, Sevilla and Liverpool fans talking about joing a Barça server lol

[raw drum]

heh

[iron marten]

I don't really troll them or anything, just talking with some sort of sense.

[raw drum]

i used to be in barca discord server, but i left

[iron marten]

That's the lineup against Cadiz.

[alpine socket]

Same eleven of last match

[torn ermine]

basically the same as PSG match lineup

LOL

lets pray again

[alpine socket]

We don't have much options too

[torn ermine]

yeah true but, dembele and lenglet there are surprising tho

i thought trincao might start

[alpine socket]

Dembele was the best in last game maybe that's why

[iron marten]

I don't understand, where's Trincao?

[torn ermine]

maybe he will come in later

as a sub

[slender olive]

very true

[iron marten]

He needs more playing time

[jovial sluice]

fml kill me

plz

[slender olive]

Ikr

we are fucked

[torn ermine]

maybe koeman want them to redeem themselves

[alpine socket]

They posted Messi's pic to make it look nice

[torn ermine]

lets just hope we get a W this time

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1363456559028781058

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

The. Same. Team. Unbelievable.

Likes

258

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 11:52 AM

[slender olive]

Yea

[alpine socket]

They'll park again

[slender olive]

Just put me in at CB, smh

[raw drum]

messi looks very odd on PES21

[jovial sluice]

idc if we win 8-2

i still don't care

koeman has 0 strategy

[iron marten]

Every 'small' club parks the bus against bigger teams, so my prediction will be 2-0 or 3-0 to Barcelona.

[slender olive]

We're f'ed if Pique and Lenglet fuck up

[simple matrix]

Cadiz! When is this game?

[raw drum]

Crapdiz no offence

[slender olive]

In 1 hour and 2 minutes

[torn ermine]

1 hour to go @simple matrix

[slender olive]

we're fucked

[alpine socket]

Koeman has been good. He never had that comfort team tbh. No coach can do any better here. His subs are always weird tho

[jovial sluice]

in 1 hour and 5 minutes

approx

[simple matrix]

Bruh respect them, they beat both madrid and Barca

[raw drum]

i do

[torn ermine]

by shithousing tbf

[jovial sluice]

the beat us and madrid
madrid at home

2.0 can happen

[slender olive]

estamos jodidos

[jovial sluice]

Lenglame

[raw drum]

alrighty then dont ping me

[jovial sluice]

kk

[simple matrix]

We are better away anyway

[jovial sluice]

yes

[alpine socket]

Yeah, but we should win this. Not that tough

[jovial sluice]

maybe

[alpine socket]

Won't lose lol

[jovial sluice]

they will win the comfortably

ND PEOPLE WILL OVERHYPE US

sorry for caps

did not realise ti was on

Lenglame

but yes

played shit

0

from coach to

players

to mentality

to passion

vision

[torn ermine]

losing is not an option rn, but if we lose due to errors or counters, i wont be surprised, but i'll be disappointed

[jovial sluice]

aggresion

[alpine socket]

We've a better run in league. And the team has settled to league level atleast

[simple matrix]

Hoping for another Lenglet and pique masterclass 🤞

[jovial sluice]

f**king mindset

[torn ermine]

dfkm

[slender olive]

This club is going to be the death of me

[alpine socket]

oh don't overthink

Wanna exchange back4?

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1363459081625882635

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

Think about how the likes of Trincão, Puig, Mingueza, Pjanić must be feeling? To watch how badly the team played and yet they’re STILL left out. Absolutely ruining confidence.

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 12:02 PM

[jovial sluice]

yes

koeman man

wth

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1363457703700496385

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

I honestly cannot believe that line-up. How can you get embarrassed by PSG and then start EXACTLY the same team? If they win today, who cares? We know that when it comes to a big game, we’re fucked.

Likes

451

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 11:57 AM

[alpine socket]

It was good time to start Puig

[slender olive]

yeah

[jovial sluice]

jamie is fuming

[slender olive]

We all are.

[iron marten]

Even TalkFCB lost hope, that says it all.

Damn, Levante drew with Atlètico and then won against them.

[jovial sluice]

he usually does not demand players out except for the PSG match review

[jovial sluice]

guess levante isn't for everyone ;)

trippier the english dani alves

yes

he just wanted extra cash

to be added on to the millions which he gets

[slender olive]

y levante twice in a row tho....

[jovial sluice]

postponed match

[iron marten]

Yup

[jovial sluice]

also the cringe watch along of barca

they are super cringe

man

[simple matrix]

[iron marten]

Yeah, they don't even know what they're saying..

[simple matrix]

The man utd watch along guy is lit you'll die laughing

[iron marten]

You mean Malk Goldbridge?

Who doesn't know him

[simple matrix]

Yeah lmao forgot his name

[iron marten]

Yeah, he's awesome

[slender olive]

mark goldbridge is great

[jovial sluice]

yes especially the female one ig her name is sarah:
after barca score their equlizer: i want to see the frustration in theri faces
after barca concede 8: why can't they show sportsmanship

the other guy is kinda reasonable

he knows his shit

the others don't know anything

[iron marten]

Yeah, they're just screaming around when Barca score a goal. That 2-8 was pretty embarrassing too, I wonder what they had said.

[jovial sluice]

they said this

[jovial sluice]

and their goal celebration

super cringe

the ' invisible high 5'

and then they do some elbow/foot 5

[iron marten]

Uhh..

[jovial sluice]

only people who watch barnie would find it amusing

[iron marten]

I guess, yeah

Hey, I've found it @jovial sluice

https://youtu.be/cSo21bfBohI

[jovial sluice]

i did not want to link it

cuz i thought it would be against the rules

[iron marten]

Why would it be against the rules?

[jovial sluice]

but it is an old match so it does not count

[jovial sluice]

cuz sending watch along link honestly, idk

[iron marten]

I don't see anything wrong with it, whatever.

It's an old one.

[thin ivy]

This is basically a barca server

Everyone else is a minority

[jovial sluice]

the watch along is cringe

[grave glen]

Lol

[jovial sluice]

2:29:20 this is the part of the sportsmanship bs

[iron marten]

I've seen the goals and I have to say, the dude makes way more sense than that girl. @jovial sluice

[jovial sluice]

yes

[alpine socket]

Pedri should have been rested

[slender olive]

y are they talking about jackie chan

[iron marten]

Who's talking about Jackie Chan?

[slender olive]

barca center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ZCdfTnLhI

[iron marten]

Oh

[slender olive]

georgina leger's talking

[iron marten]

Who's that girl at the Camp Nou? I remember her, I've seen her more than once.

[slender olive]

georgina leger

[iron marten]

Oh, yeah

I like her

[slender olive]

shes cool

[thin ivy]

Rate georgina from 1-10

I like her smile tbh

[slender olive]

you mean in terms of looks?

Uhh

[thin ivy]

Yeah lol

[slender olive]

Why are we talking about this....

[thin ivy]

Idk

[slender olive]

Eh

[iron marten]

She's cute and I love her attitude, I'd give her 8/10

[slender olive]

I guess a solid 7

very passionate

[thin ivy]

Id give her a 7 ish too

[slender olive]

she clearly loves the club

[thin ivy]

Idk but majority of our yt videos are boring

[slender olive]

im gonna go have a quick shower

brb

[thin ivy]

Y u gotta say that lol

[grave glen]

imma give her 11/10

siuuuuu

[iron marten]

To let other people know he's not here at the moment.

[thin ivy]

But y

Its just weird for me lol

[gilded mist]

Real Madrid Castilla 1 - 1 Poblense

[grave glen]

this shit got in my recommendations

[thin ivy]

Dortmund has alica barca got georgina who does madrid have

[iron marten]

When someone pings him, they'd wonder why he's not responding. That's why he told us that he's gone for a bit.

[iron marten]

Yikes

[grave glen]

Roncero

The mad man

[thin ivy]

Who is that

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/tomás-roncero-sad-cry-tears-gif-16969049

[thin ivy]

Thats not hot at all

[iron marten]

Look at him, he's crying. Very passionate for his club.

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/roncero-enfado-enfado-rage-angry-mad-gif-16969052

[iron marten]

Full of passion, I see

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/roncero-enfadado-no-nope-smh-gif-16969046

https://tenor.com/view/roncero-soria-chiringuito-cristobal-pedrerol-gif-14437113

[thin ivy]

Lol

[grave glen]

special rma guy

[thin ivy]

Special ed

[grave glen]

While we got georgina 😏

[thin ivy]

And shakira

[grave glen]

yes

[thin ivy]

Zizous wife tho

Lol jk

[jovial sluice]

did not expect this many people to agree with em

me

[jovial sluice]

the other girl sarah

is cringe

[grave glen]

say that again and you getting shot by puyol @thin ivy

[thin ivy]

Is that puyol

[grave glen]

ofc

[jovial sluice]

*bullet headed by puyol

[thin ivy]

Puyol looks like post

Man why is puyol too serious

[iron marten]

He's a true captain

[grave glen]

puyol legendary captain

[thin ivy]

Tru

Ramos and puyol duo tho

[iron marten]

Puyol would teach Ramos how to defend well without receiving a card.

[thin ivy]

Idk how they went along in the nationals with all that beef in clasico

[grave glen]

we have another girl 😵

[thin ivy]

Lol messis wife

[grave glen]

mm no

not antonella

but hey

legendary midget is lucky

[iron marten]

Is that Mateo?

[grave glen]

it is mateo

when he was like a year

[thin ivy]

Mateo looks like his mon so much

I was gonna bring up cr7's georgina but i forgot hes in juve now. Zizous wife it is

[iron marten]

Look at the man sitting on the bench, he's looking straight at Antonella.

[thin ivy]

[grave glen]

this guy looking at antonella=

@feral palm here rian

[iron marten]

Yeah

[grave glen]

jabba goated

4 mins

if rian doesnt come i have to replace him

[thin ivy]

Forgot we got pilar

[grave glen]

pilar

noice

luka modric liking 😳

[feral palm]

@grave glen ?

[grave glen]

finally you are here

[feral palm]

That pic is Thiago btw

Not mateo

[grave glen]

what

wow

[iron marten]

I was about to say

You liar!

[grave glen]

thiago and mateo looks same as little

[alpine socket]

Match started?

[iron marten]

No

[grave glen]

what a fucking idiot im

shoot me rian

hello?

someone alive?

[iron marten]

Yes

[grave glen]

1 minute silence for marti verges

RIP

[slender olive]

ightys

[grave glen]

alr

kickoff about to start

KICKOFF VISCA BARCA

Messi shot blocked by fali

[feral palm]

@grave glen come to the match channel

[grave glen]

oh wait

[feral palm]

Lmao

[grave glen]

IM NOT AT CADIZ CHANNEL?

IM DEFINETLY BLIND

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1363274434388328450?s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Our sincerest condolences go to former player Ronaldinho, who has lost his mother to COVID-19. We’re always with you, hero. ❤️

Retweets

5324

Likes

32499

Twitter · Feb 20, 2021, 11:48 PM

RIP to his mom 🙏 😔

[edgy rover]

Man Koeman Fr started the same lineup

[thin ivy]

:)

Koeman masterclass

Cant talk shit about zidanes lineups now

Messi hattrick

Why tf didnt madrid sign lewandowski ages ago btw

[icy crypt]

Didn't need him with an upcoming Benzema

Wouldn't have paired with Ronaldo as well

And he's only been really good the past 2 years

[thin ivy]

I see

[slender olive]

Rip ronaldinho's mom

[thin ivy]

Messi scores a pen

Psg game vibes

[torn ermine]

title is our of our reach now

19 shots only 5 on target

wtf is this

81% possession for nothing

its frustrating

[alpine socket]

No words....

[thin ivy]

Penalty and penalty

Is this the prem?

[torn ermine]

idfc about the pens rn

[feral palm]

Ratings

Ter Stegen: 5
Alba: 6
Lenglet: 0
Pique: 5
Dest: 8
Busquets: 6.5
De Jong: 7
Pedri: 7.5
Griezmann: 6
Messi: 7.5
Dembele: 6

Koeman: 3

Pjanic: 6
Puig: 6.5
Trincao: 6.5
Braithwaite: 5.5
Mingueza: 6

[torn ermine]

I want our attackers to finish their chances

[thin ivy]

Dont drop points guys

[torn ermine]

we should be winning this 😕

[alpine socket]

Defense is more issue than the finishing

[torn ermine]

2 offside goals from us

[thin ivy]

Its just atleti that should be dropping

[feral palm]

Lenglet is the worst player this club has had in years

I hate him so much

[alpine socket]

It should have been an easy game honestly

[torn ermine]

yeah

thats why its so frustrating to just draw

[feral palm]

Possession: 81-19%
Shots: 21-3
Corners: 8-0
Passes: 880-201
Score: 1-1

[alpine socket]

Fck me if we draw Elche now

He was smiling srsly

[iron marten]

Ouh, Lenglet 0? Someone's very angry..

[torn ermine]

idk how many times have dembele shot the ball to the sky

he can make some dangerous run and then shoot the ball above the net

[iron marten]

It's ridiculous, I don't get why he's worth 120M.

[feral palm]

I'm fucking disgraced

I have never hated a barcelona player so much

[iron marten]

Really?

[feral palm]

And last night I gave him benefit of the doubt

But it keeps fucking happening

I am so tired of his shit

Terminate his contract tonight I don't fucking care

[iron marten]

You guys really miss Araujo, eh?

[still pagoda]

Well

[torn ermine]

araujo and pique hopefully is the regular starter

[feral palm]

So fucking mad rn

Sevilla will now overtake us with a win tonight

[still pagoda]

Araujo and Mingueza should start no?

[feral palm]

Ffs

[edgy rover]

Ofc man but even with him being fit Koeman dumbass would still start lenglet and pique

[iron marten]

We're not even playing today..

[iron marten]

Mhm

[torn ermine]

basically we are out of race, its frustrating

[feral palm]

I'm so fucking upset rn, never want to see Lenglet near a Barcelona shirt again

[peak girder]

barcelona playing trash

longlet playing like a hobo

sunday league player

[iron marten]

Cmon, you don't have to be upset. They're all earning lots of money, do you really think that they care about their fans? Obviously not.

[feral palm]

@iron marten you sold us lenglet for 35M and then bought Kounde for 25M, congrats lol

[torn ermine]

best deal ever

[peak girder]

Lenglet used to be a beast in 2019

nows he garbage

[iron marten]

Well, Kounde's going to leave us, sadly..

[feral palm]

Yeah for minimum 70M

[still pagoda]

Kounde going to Man U?

[iron marten]

It's always the same routine, bigger clubs fishing good players with a lot of potential.

We can't do anything about it.

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-crying-can-you-kill-me-first-please-gif-15774247

[iron marten]

And really, I have no words for Barcelona's defence anymore.. It's the worst I've seen!

It's a complete joke, really.

[peak girder]

Koeman will start lenglet next match after a brilliant performance

[edgy rover]

We stopped believing in this team long time ago man.....

Ofc

[peak girder]

Lenglet has rock brain best player on the pitch

[thin ivy]

Sevillas catching up

[iron marten]

Well, if we win, yes..

[thin ivy]

You guys arw on a winstreak

[torn ermine]

just give sevilla the win, its so annoying rn 🤬

[edgy rover]

Are 1 game behind and if they win they go to 3rd and Barça to 4th place

[upper drift]

Clément Jantschke

[thin ivy]

Tru

[edgy rover]

Barça play Elche next and then Sevilla back to back

[iron marten]

I'm hoping that Dortmund didn't inflict our mentality..

[thin ivy]

You guys scored a lot against them

Shouldnt be bad

[edgy rover]

I don’t care if we lose the la liga game against Sevilla but I hope we can turn the copa game around

[iron marten]

2 is a lot? No, not really..

[thin ivy]

Better than 1

[iron marten]

Well, yeah

[thin ivy]

I thought it was 3-4?

[peak girder]

lenglet 🤡

[thin ivy]

Lenglet more like regret *dabs

[iron marten]

No, the game ended 2-3.

[torn ermine]

can we just improve our defense? like come on koeman, im sure you know this is our problem

[iron marten]

There's no hope anymore

You'll have to stick with it for like, uhh.. 2 years, maybe?

[torn ermine]

hopefully it will improve at least a bit next season

fuck this shit man

[iron marten]

I feel like it's going to be worse when Messi leaves, be prepared!

[peak girder]

cant wait for talkfcb slander

[torn ermine]

our defense positioning are always horrible and horribly shite

[iron marten]

Horrible sounds too nice..

[torn ermine]

shit and shit and shit

[covert monolith]

ya lol

[torn ermine]

how about that

[iron marten]

I'd say it's devastating, feckless, shambolic..

But yeah, there are no words anymore.

[still pagoda]

YES YES YES https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1363507233322004487?s=09

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

📸| Some more good news...#rmalive

Likes

140

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 3:13 PM

[feral palm]

At a loss for words

I need a break

[edgy rover]

Messi should fr leave at the end of the season

[peak girder]

I am supporting schalke 04 now

[iron marten]

Tbh, I actually think Barca have lost against Cadiz. I know it's a draw, but that had to be a win, so it's basically a loss. Doesn't make quite sense, I know..

[torn ermine]

save yourself from depression

[iron marten]

Ugh, don't go to football chat. Barcelona fans are suffering enough. Be aware!

[torn ermine]

i need to take a break from this team, its killing me mentally

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1363506396512325633

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

Today will be up there with the angriest match reviews in the history of TalkFCB.

Likes

867

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 3:10 PM

We have exceeded the limit now

We need therapy

[iron marten]

I'm excited!

[peak girder]

lenglet is a clown

piece of sh*t

im so mad

[iron marten]

I love it when TalkFCB's mad.

[peak girder]

goated

[iron marten]

Barcelona's worst nightmare.. is its own player! Who would've thought that?

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/HariFCMessi/status/1363507165181321223

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 (@HariFCMessi)

Girl's after Boy's after
Getting giving a pen
99/100 on 89th min

Twitter · Feb 21, 2021, 3:13 PM

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/amy-poehler-everything-hurts-im-dying-sad-gif-3575832

[iron marten]

I can't believe how much in pain Barca fans are right now..

[upper drift]

People acting like it’s an 8–2 again

Was it that bad?

[iron marten]

No, but like..

They're just suffering

Every Barcelona game is a disaster!

[thin ivy]

Barca didnt score a regular goal

[alpine socket]

It was kind of expected and a bayern was the best at that time. But losing to Cadiz like this is so frustrating

[upper drift]

Losing?

[thin ivy]

You guys think koeman gonns get sackd

[upper drift]

Didn’t you draw?

[iron marten]

Drawing against Cadiz is still a loss, yes

[upper drift]

Fair enough

[alpine socket]

We lost the league probably

[upper drift]

Quite early to say innit?

No I’m not jinxing it

[alpine socket]

It was already tight before today's game. Every point is very important

[feral palm]

@upper drift

[torn ermine]

he shouldnt be sacked, he is doing a good job, its not his fault our team isnt performing

[alpine socket]

NO hopes after this game

[feral palm]

Possession: 81-19%
Shots: 21-3
Corners: 8-0
Passes: 880-201
Score: 1-1

[alpine socket]

We had everything needed to win

[iron marten]

It wouldn't make much of a difference if Barca had a new manager!

[upper drift]

Ouch, I realise it’s a loss now

[torn ermine]

literally only 5 on target

[alpine socket]

2026 like srly lol

[iron marten]

That's gotta be fake, yeah?

[feral palm]

Nope

I wish

[alpine socket]

Yes it's true

[iron marten]

😱

[torn ermine]

wtf?

[thin ivy]

Thats fair

[alpine socket]

Ofc it's true lol

[torn ermine]

HOW TF IS IT TRUE

[iron marten]

I can't believe it!

[torn ermine]

ok guys

[alpine socket]

You should

[torn ermine]

ig we have to suffer

if he starts

[upper drift]

He just got the contract or before?

[alpine socket]

Bartomeu have him after Bayer

[iron marten]

Even more! @torn ermine

[alpine socket]

Extended technically

[torn ermine]

the next picture will be busquets til 2024 too 🥶

[iron marten]

Oh, Jan. You wanted to call me? @upper drift

[torn ermine]

yeah ig

[upper drift]

Sorry I accidentally videocalled you Alicia

[thin ivy]

If pique gets a renewal that good then ramos better renew until 2030

[upper drift]

Dammit

[alpine socket]

Pique might be pres until lenglet retires

[iron marten]

Your heart was probably racing hard, huh?

[upper drift]

Yes it was lol

[iron marten]

Hehe

[thin ivy]

Whatcha doing boyo

[upper drift]

Dude....

[iron marten]

It's fine, don't worry about it.

[upper drift]

It got worse when as usual the end call button wasn’t working

[alpine socket]

Oh boy. You need positive thinking like us xd

[thin ivy]

[iron marten]

It happened to me before too, I accidentally called someone and my god..

[feral palm]

Barcelona Contract Expirations

2021: Messi, Mingueza
2022: Ansu, Dembele, Pedri, Roberto, Konrad
2023: Coutinho, Araujo, Busquets, Neto, Umtiti, Inaki
2024: Griezmann, Pjanic, Alba, Pique, Firpo, Braithwaite
2025: Ter Stegen, Dest, Matheus, Trincao, Frenkie

2026: Lenglet

[upper drift]

Guess I should be on PC more often, touch screen is dangerous

[alpine socket]

Braithwaite 2024

[torn ermine]

lenglet being the longest there 🥶

[iron marten]

2021: Messi, Mingueza

Great!

[thin ivy]

You got lord umtiti until 2023 lmao

[alpine socket]

Messi is gone

Ming might get extension

[torn ermine]

messi is gone next season, around 60%

[alpine socket]

Psg will make it 100%

[torn ermine]

yes

thats what im trying to say XD

[thin ivy]

Tell me that is fake

[iron marten]

Any Barca fan, describe how you're feeling right now. Use only one word!

[thin ivy]

Mierda probably

[alpine socket]

Dumb

[iron marten]

Interesting

[torn ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-bored-boredom-swing-head-gif-17224602

[iron marten]

Damn

[hybrid python]

Not even surprised 😹

[iron marten]

Now that's a solid answer.

[hybrid python]

I’m not serious with this club until laporta comes

[thin ivy]

Its ok guys we lost to alcoyano

[hybrid python]

Yea hope to see that next season

[thin ivy]

Also just found out my coach used to play for rayo vallecano

Not sure if team a or b tho

[iron marten]

And we lost to.. Uhh, the last time we lost was against Atlètico, yeah? We lost to Atlètico..

[thin ivy]

Thats not bad lol

[alpine socket]

You are teasing us indirectly. I can feel everything now

Quite violent

But that's us

[thin ivy]

Barca gonna get relegated when messi moves lol jk

[iron marten]

Why's that?

[alpine socket]

Not that much. But we might be fighting for ucl spot

[thin ivy]

For sure

[iron marten]

I can also have some fun, right? Lemme have it before we f*ck up!

[thin ivy]

Sevilla gonna win the league

[iron marten]

I wish

[thin ivy]

How many injuries you got alicia

[alpine socket]

We play Elche next

[iron marten]

I think Ocampos is the only one, but I'm not sure..

[thin ivy]

See

And we have like 8

Or something

[iron marten]

Get ready for another 1-1 draw!

[thin ivy]

Lol

[iron marten]

Yeah, that's a lot..

[thin ivy]

Messi (PEN) 87"

[iron marten]

He has scored lots of penalties, at least he's improving.

[alpine socket]

Uh what, 3 penalty in league

[iron marten]

That way, maybe he could help Argentina in a penalty shoot out.

[thin ivy]

When he moves to city they ll finally have a proper pk taker

[opal sigil]

FINALLY IM ALIVE

[feral palm]

I did an oopsy

[opal sigil]

Weird mute i got but we move

[alpine socket]

Lmao

[iron marten]

For how long have you been muted?

[opal sigil]

An hour

[alpine socket]

Imagine twitter finding this lol. Ignoring all the necessary things

[thin ivy]

I had 21 hours for simply talking shit about dyno

[opal sigil]

bro what

[thin ivy]

Yeah the other day

[opal sigil]

Crazy

Gonna be more carefull in this server

Im on 3 punisher pts

[thin ivy]

Those r rookie numbers

[alpine socket]

Luckily 0 points for me

[opal sigil]

Look at this dude🤣

[iron marten]

But seriously though, I hope Barcelona will be back someday. I don't know when, but it's kinda painful to see such a big club fall down this hard. Being one of the best teams in the world to utter shit? That's not acceptable.

[thin ivy]

Milan

[opal sigil]

Barca aint stressing me anymore

Barca gave me more stress than school work

[thin ivy]

Barca fans be crying when milan fans have had it bad for more than 10 years

[opal sigil]

Well im sure milan fans were crying when theybhad their downfall

[thin ivy]

Its not that bad guys smh

You still got flare

[opal sigil]

Well im sure milan fans were crying when they had their downfall

Then they got used to it

[thin ivy]

We just lost to inter

[alpine socket]

It's a natural inflow of emotions after having such great years

[thin ivy]

True

[opal sigil]

We arent used to this

So we will react shocked and sad

[covert monolith]

ya not rly

[opal sigil]

But we will get used to it

[thin ivy]

Barcas first mistake

Letting alves go

And suarez

[plain elbow]

our first mistake, affirming bartomeu after winning the treble.

[thin ivy]

Tru

[plain elbow]

one for those braindead socios of ours

[alpine socket]

We didn't knew bartomeu would turn out like this

[thin ivy]

Meanwhile papa perez going stronk

[alpine socket]

Can't blame socios

[thin ivy]

Hes not perfect but hes ok

[plain elbow]

still, bartomeu had fishy business at the time.

the treble came very early on in his reign

he had nothing to do with it

[iron marten]

Hmm

[torn ermine]

the thing is we are fans owned so there are some clueless socios

[plain elbow]

^

[iron marten]

So it's not Bartomeu's fault that Barca's like this now?

[torn ermine]

ofc he is the fault lol

i mean

the main problem

[iron marten]

Oh okay, I was about to say.

[torn ermine]

not entirely him, but he is the root

he was somehow saved by our 2015 treble to save his own face

[iron marten]

Bartomeu and his friend called Tusquets, they all wanted to destroy Barcelona.

[icy crypt]

Maestro

[iron marten]

And I can't lie, they've done a good job..

[upper drift]

Kroos is so damn underrated

People still think he’s finished smh

[torn ermine]

bruh whoever thinks that is dumb

he is one of madrid best players this season

[upper drift]

Last szn aswell

[iron marten]

Well, yes.. He's clearly finished.

Because he ain't playing in the PL!

[upper drift]

^

[thin ivy]

Id play kroos as cf if worse comes to worse

Vini tho goddamn go on a loan

[grave glen]

Barca is been one shame after another ;-;

God, how I miss Guardiola era

[jovial sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRZ-aEmIVjE

[thin ivy]

why the fuck did he start lenglet

[potent spade]

Who else is he supposed to start?

Umtiti?

[eager marlin]

Barca please sign milan skriniar

please and thank you

he is world class and cheap

[jovial sluice]

anyone but lenglet, pique .. basically the veterans except messi who were involved in the humiliations

[alpine socket]

All the hate is getting diverted to Barca twitter admin, poor guy

[iron marten]

I enjoyed watching this, I was having a nice laugh. He's the best.

[devout geyser]

Cadiz

[iron marten]

Exactly..

...

[devout geyser]

@iron marten you lot made huge upgrade going from Lenglet to Kounde

[iron marten]

Oh yeah, for sure. Sadly, Kounde's going to leave us someday.

[devout geyser]

where would he even go

[iron marten]

Man Utd or somewhere else, you know how it works. It's all about the money baby!

[devout geyser]

Kounde to pair up with Maguire 🥶

[iron marten]

Ugh, can't wait!

[devout geyser]

is Acuna even doing anything at Sevilla

he was supposed to replace Reguilon

[alpine socket]

This isn't any good.......

[iron marten]

Tbh, I miss Reguilón..

[devout geyser]

Acuna isnt that good ngl

Reguilon was more dynamic

[iron marten]

Yeah

[thin ivy]

Id risk pjanic playing cb tbh since he was a cdm in juve

[thin ivy]

Same

[gilded mist]

The B team with the most points in 2B is Athletic Bilbao

they have 30 points

they might get promoted to segunda

[devout geyser]

yeah

they are on a streak rn

[potent spade]

And then when Pjanic messes up its Koemans fault again? Lol

[devout geyser]

you cant say Koeman isnt at fault

for Barca's results

he decides to play same back line as he did vs PSG

[iron marten]

I agree with Little Seal

[potent spade]

Yeah but when he plays someone else and that person messes up its also Koemans fault

[thin ivy]

The manager takes the shitstorm either way

Why didnt barca have good signings anyway

[potent spade]

He cant do anything right cause Barcelona havent invested in the right players is what im trying to say

[devout geyser]

well thats on Barca

their transfers have been god awful

for years

[thin ivy]

Keeping suarez would have helped

[potent spade]

Yes. So its only normal their results are like this I think

[devout geyser]

Barca basically gave Atleti the title

although

title race is still on

[potent spade]

Can you imagine the difference if they would have spent all that money on de Ligt instead of Griezmann

[torn ermine]

i would be crying rn

[devout geyser]

I think De Ligt going to Serie A was good choice made by De Ligt

if he wants to become a better defender, Serie A is a good league

[torn ermine]

araujo and de ligt pair

you know the fucked up news i heard today?

[iron marten]

That's how it always will be. It's always the managers fault, no matter what. I could say the same about Valverde, was it really his fault though? No, it's a 50/50, the players were also guilty.

[potent spade]

I think the main guilty party here is the board

[devout geyser]

only person untouchable is Messi

but I think Messi deserves the blame as well

[iron marten]

Messi isn't a God!

[potent spade]

Spending 120+m on Griezmann and then ending up in financial trouble is horrible management

[torn ermine]

without barto, we wouldnt be signing dembele, dembele is a panic buy because neymar has left a big hole in the left wing and it was unexpected

[devout geyser]

140m on Coutinho just for him to score twice against them

[iron marten]

Deep down inside, Messi knows it as well. Everyone has done some stupid mistakes.

[devout geyser]

Messi should leave

[iron marten]

Yes

[devout geyser]

his titanic wages are way too much

plus he is 33

he is old now

[torn ermine]

laporta be like : No!

[iron marten]

I've read somewhere that it's only about 8%, so it's not really Messi's fault that Barca's bankrupt.

[potent spade]

He should have left last summer already. Barcelona wouldn't have won the title either way. It would have been better to rebuild than having all this drama on the team and not having enough money to buy a proper defender.

[devout geyser]

not defender

defenders

Barca need lots of them

[torn ermine]

his wage sure is high, but he is a valuable asset even if he is not scoring. The problem is we are messidependencia

[devout geyser]

once Messi leaves, Barca will crumble

[torn ermine]

i mean he has done everything for the club

[devout geyser]

its inevitable

look what happened to Real Madrid when Ronaldo left

[potent spade]

They should have focused on rebuilding this season

[torn ermine]

yes, and generation change, the crumble wont be forever

[potent spade]

And let Messi go like he wanted to

[devout geyser]

I honestly believe they shouldve began rebuilding last season

they shouldve sacked Valverde after Valencia loss

got in a new coach

rebuilt

[eager marlin]

Barcalona can easily rebuild

they have to now

this is the last chance

[devout geyser]

easily?

[torn ermine]

we have the right players to rebuild with our youth

[eager marlin]

yes, the difference between us and them is

[torn ermine]

but it takes time

[potent spade]

Its not going to be easy. The board have made some terrible mistakes the past years.

[eager marlin]

they have an world class academy, and they are the top earning club in the world

[iron marten]

That's right, Barcelona is Messi FC.. I know it sounds like as if I was insulting Barca, but it's the harsh truth.

[eager marlin]

milan had no money and all old players

[torn ermine]

^

[devout geyser]

it took Milan a decade to rebuild

[torn ermine]

milan is different

[eager marlin]

Barca will bounce back unless they make some catastrophic mistake

[torn ermine]

yeah, you know what? lenglet has renewed until 2026 🥶

[potent spade]

They have already made multiple catastrophic mistakes lol

[devout geyser]

mistake already made

[eager marlin]

[devout geyser]

🥶

[eager marlin]

yeah they have

100s of millions wasted

makes me want to bleach my eyes seeing how much money was wasted

[potent spade]

Buying Griezmann really wasn't necessary at all

[devout geyser]

Neymar was replaced by Dembele

shambles

[potent spade]

Especially not for that amount

[iron marten]

Just like other teams, who've fallen down pretty hard. If you take a look at the UCL winners, you'd wonder where some teams might be and how they're doing right now.

[eager marlin]

griezmann doesn’t even fit the Barca philosophy .

[torn ermine]

and im pretty sure he will be starter most of the time, any coach will still start him if we dont sign any new defenders

[potent spade]

Dembele was the one expensive player that actually is sick. But well his injuries.

[devout geyser]

so that means mistakes 24/7

[eager marlin]

exactly , everyone has a transitional period (except Bayern Munich they are built different)

[devout geyser]

Lenglet wouldnt even start at Athletic Bilbao

[torn ermine]

yep, thats the problem, how can they not see him as a bad player? why would they start him? whats the quality in him that the coach see that we dont?

i dont understand

[eager marlin]

probably the struggles of barcalonas bureacracy

[torn ermine]

well managed club with competent owner

[eager marlin]

it’s always not as simple

[devout geyser]

Unai Nunez, some child, is playing better than Clement Lenglet

[eager marlin]

Barca is literally run like a whole country

[iron marten]

Some players are just not suitable for Barcelona, that's the main reason why they're doing so bad.

[torn ermine]

again back to my point again, what did they see in lenglet wanting to start him? 🤔

[devout geyser]

you know those 3 defenders

Alba, Lenglet, and Pique

[eager marlin]

greizmann is like the opposite of barcas philosophy, what were the staff even thinking

[devout geyser]

they were part of Anfield and 8-2

why do they keep being played

[eager marlin]

alba was good but he’s past it

pique is a veteran who was good

lenglet no excuses

[torn ermine]

barto be like: oh this guy is good, lets sign him for 100+m

[iron marten]

And don't get me started with their defence..

[eager marlin]

even YouTube channels can make better signings than their recruitment department

[devout geyser]

oh and also Busquets

[torn ermine]

dfkm

[devout geyser]

Busquets, Pique, Lenglet, Alba

they were main causes for those disasters

and yet they still play

[torn ermine]

🥶

[iron marten]

Umtiti, Lenglet etc. Who are these players? They're simply not suitable to play for Barcelona and Koeman's still starting Lenglet, as if he's Puyol. Even a Braithwaite plays for Barcelona? What the f*ck?

[devout geyser]

Umtiti was good but then got injured and turned shit

[eager marlin]

barca should use some of the remaining cash to buy a defender in their prime

[torn ermine]

you know 300m+ of our money spent in finding neymar replacement 🥶
very well spent, barto my best presdent 🔥

[iron marten]

Hmm.. Yeah, could be.

[devout geyser]

@torn ermine 140m for Coutinho just for him to score twice against Barca 🥶

[thin ivy]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CLe-xGClKz_/?igshid=59kukoaulvar

[torn ermine]

im pretty sure they were panicking when neymar left because it was really unexpected

[devout geyser]

La Liga release clause rule lad

[iron marten]

Now that I think of it, Umtiti was actually great back in 2016. After he got injured for what felt like 2 years or something, he became a model on Instagram.

[devout geyser]

every player has a release clause

[torn ermine]

barto dong these crazy signing after neymar departure is to save his ass tbh

[devout geyser]

Iniesta left because he wanted Barca to get fresh blood

why dont Pique and Busquets do the same

[thin ivy]

Resign iniesta

[torn ermine]

yeah instead we got fresh disaster 🥶

[thin ivy]

Get rid of biscuits

[devout geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuit-food-gif-8640197

[thin ivy]

Buiscuits should have left not inesta

[iron marten]

He seriously needs to go

[devout geyser]

Busquets highlights this season

Best DM itw?

🔥

[thin ivy]

Nah

[iron marten]

He's been an absolute legend for Barcelona, but his reputation is getting hurt very badly.

[devout geyser]

Busquets was best DM in his prime

but his prime was like

10 years ago

[iron marten]

It ended in 2016 or something

[devout geyser]

well now he is washed

[thin ivy]

Wasnt gattuso still playing 10 yeara ago

[eager marlin]

why are players who are 32-33+ the core of the squad

[torn ermine]

im fine with busquets if he is a sub, but as a starter? he has past it
but we still dont have a proper replacement for busquets so the coaches are doing fuck all and be like "this guy used to be the best, im pretty sure he hasnt past it, right?....."

[eager marlin]

bad news

[devout geyser]

they could use Arthur!

oh wait.

Pjanic

[torn ermine]

best business ever?

TOP 10 best anime businesses 🥶

[devout geyser]

Bartomeu best president ever? 🥵

[thin ivy]

They went all the trouble to get pjanic just to make him warm the bench seats

[iron marten]

Was it a dumb move to swap Arthur for Pjanic though? I personally don't think that Arthur was that great at Barcelona.

[devout geyser]

Arthur is 23

[thin ivy]

Neither is pjanic

[devout geyser]

Pjanic is 30

[eager marlin]

Pjanic is slightly better than Arthur

[devout geyser]

yeah but Pjanic is 30

he is old

[eager marlin]

Arthur has more growth potential

[devout geyser]

shouldve kept Malcom tbh

Malcom + Fati could do bits

but Barto 🥶

[eager marlin]

what the hell happened to malcom?

[devout geyser]

went to Zenit

L

[eager marlin]

barto wasting potential superstars agane

[torn ermine]

to put into logical football term, it is a bad move. Because he could potentially be a great player for a long term project
players' quality wise is argueable

[iron marten]

True

Instead, they got another 30 year old.

[devout geyser]

@iron marten I mean Messi is better than Fati but Fati is younger

[iron marten]

I understood

[devout geyser]

wait

[torn ermine]

yes swap fati with aguero 👍

[eager marlin]

genius