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grave glen
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Bueno ya me voy que me dejaron en visto

jovial sluice
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paradis island

grave glen
hybrid python
thin ivy
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Real 3-1 Valladolid

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Upvote if u agree

grave glen
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maybe a 4-1

wintry heath
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Ter Stegen, Dest, Piqué, Sergio, Griezmann, Pjanić, Braithwaite, Messi, Dembélé, Riqui Puig, Neto, Lenglet, Pedri, Trincão, Jordi Alba, Matheus, De Jong, Umtiti, Junior, Iñaki and Mingueza.

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all 21 players for barca v cadiz

jovial sluice
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i have never seen these players before

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lenglet, pique and busquets

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barca will win 4-0 and people will say that barca are so good bla bla bla

thin ivy
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Madrid fans wya im lonely here

iron marten
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There's one thing I realised in this season's Champions League. Your form doesn't matter, who expected Dortmund & Liverpool to win even though they were in bad form? Exactly, almost no one. So, winning 4-0 against Cadiz doesn't mean shit. You could be winning 10+ games in a row and still lose to any team.

thin ivy
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^

alpine socket
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You also need luck in ucl, one game and you are out

iron marten
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Well, if you have specific players to win you games, then you're in safe hands.

thin ivy
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Not with barca tho

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Same with us

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We dont have that ONE player that coulf guarantee us trophies

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And its not bc we dont have ronaldo, look at juve now.

jovial sluice
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yes

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messi and ronaldo are too old to carry their team

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i mean they still are

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but not to trophies

slender olive
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it's been proven time and time again that a TEAM is essential to winning

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United. behind their manager. Everything but a w is a failure mentality. that kind of thing.

thin ivy
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Porto won UCL before and they didnt have messi or ronaldo

slender olive
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yeah

thin ivy
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I still get surprised by that tbh

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Mourinho magic

slender olive
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Honestly Chelsea's 2012 title was pretty surprising too

thin ivy
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Goddamn typos lol i just switched phone keyboards

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Yeahh thats why i think united and spurs are gonna bring mourinho down

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Son and kane are godly but spurs is spurs

slender olive
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

upper drift
iron marten
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Yup

upper drift
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Quality > form

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That means we can beat City

jovial sluice
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omg jacked sadio mane

upper drift
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Big Jam

thin ivy
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Sadio mane? More like gucci mane

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He always got that lit hairsryle

slender olive
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thats shaq man

thin ivy
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Imagine mistaking lord big shaq for sadio mane

still pagoda
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COME ON LEVANTE

jovial sluice
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aupa levante

thin ivy
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Whos levante playing

upper drift
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Atleti iirc

still pagoda
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ye

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they're playing Atleti

still pagoda
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yea were done

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The one last player we had who could carry us..

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even hes injured

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Please just forfeit the season

iron marten
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Who's going to replace Benzema then? Mariano?

still pagoda
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No

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Varane

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Casemiro

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these two kekw

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would rather just throw Casemiro at ST, than watch Mariano shithouses everyday

iron marten
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Yeah, playing Varane as a ST wouldn't be a bad idea, considering that he's learning from Ramos.

slender olive
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Please don't throw money at Haaland and mbappe

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trust me, that's not gonna work

still pagoda
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why u telling me

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tell perez

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i cant do anything sadly...

thin ivy
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If alicia schmidt becomes madrids new fitness coach then chancess are haaland will move as well

still pagoda
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Bruh they say this every season, every season we are supposed to sign Mbappe, and we end up signing some random Brazilian minors
https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1363055620031733761

🚨| No more "Odriozola" or Brazilians, Florentino Perez will do everything to sign Mbappe and Haaland before the end of Bernabeu's renovations. It will be the most shocking summer of the last decade.🇫🇷🇳🇴
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thin ivy
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Dortmund knows banter i like it

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Also fuck it and play modric at rw again

still pagoda
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and Casemiro at ST

thin ivy
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Asensio lw

still pagoda
thin ivy
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Id rather play nacho st

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Varane needs to lockdown at the back

still pagoda
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Maybe Courtois as well

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at ST

thin ivy
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Bruh

still pagoda
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would still be better than watching Mariano stumble around on the field with a shooting accuracy on par with Christian Atsu

thin ivy
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Honestly 442 should be a good move against atalanta

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If zidane still sticks to his beloved 433 against atalanta we might take an L

still pagoda
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who would you lineup?

thin ivy
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Mendy, Varandini, Walmart Ramos, Marcelo

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Fatzard, Kroos, Murdermiro, Godric

still pagoda
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Marcelo injured...

thin ivy
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Odri then

still pagoda
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Hazard injured

thin ivy
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Fuck me

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Who we got

still pagoda
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Umm

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Vinicius

thin ivy
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I dont like vini

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Rodrygo and asensio fw

still pagoda
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Rodrygo, our UCL hero is injured too

thin ivy
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Omfg

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Idk who isnt injured at this point

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If we were to play 442 what would be ur lineup

still pagoda
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we shoudl terminate Bales loan

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so we have a player

thin ivy
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Yeah

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Also tf did we have to give away odegaard to fucking arseanal

still pagoda
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ikr lmao'

still pagoda
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cuz if we start Vini and Marcos at LM AND RM

thin ivy
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Our bench was heavy caliber last season now its full of academy players

still pagoda
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then only Modric or Kroos or Casemiro are left...

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2 of those

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and if we start all 3

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one will have to play on the wings

thin ivy
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This is tough

still pagoda
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none of them are pacey

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how will they play on the wings

thin ivy
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Whos idea was it to give away odegaard omg

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James too

still pagoda
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And Fede injured

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😩

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he would've started in my book

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at rm / rw

thin ivy
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True

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If he and odegaard were on modric can play dorward for sure

still pagoda
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a diamond would've been really good too...

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with Benzema up top

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Like we had in the supercopa 2020

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Casemiro, Modric, Kroos, Fede

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all starting in a diamond

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but Fede is injured

thin ivy
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We should loan vini honestly

still pagoda
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Dude i forgot Isco is still a Real Madrid player..

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we can play him maybe...

thin ivy
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Omg yeah

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He never gets played

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I didnt even know he still existed

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Vini, isco, modric as FWs then?

still pagoda
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Ig...

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we have no options at all

thin ivy
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Or asensio isco modric

still pagoda
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Where would Modric start tho

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at Rw?

thin ivy
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Rw

still pagoda
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but he got no pace tho

thin ivy
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Yeah like this other time

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He can dribble tho

still pagoda
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hm yea..

thin ivy
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Its not like rodrygo has pace

still pagoda
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yeah

thin ivy
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But if i were zidane id loan militao and vini

still pagoda
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true

thin ivy
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Get back james, odegaard and sign a new winger

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And maybe a new cb

still pagoda
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Getting back James.. uhm idk

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bring back Odegaard 100%

thin ivy
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He on loan or transfered

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James

still pagoda
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transferred

still pagoda
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coming on a free this summer

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deary me he's asking for ridiculously high wages

thin ivy
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We cant wait until this summer

still pagoda
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i swear if we give him those wages and NOT give Ramos a few extra millions...

thin ivy
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Is carvajal injured?

still pagoda
thin ivy
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Hes always injured

still pagoda
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will be back in late April

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kekw 😭

thin ivy
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Comes on with ramos then

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Honestly

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Zidane should come out of retirement for the remainder of ucl. Dont @ me

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Lol

still pagoda
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True

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predictions?

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vs Valladolid

thin ivy
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Madrid 3-1 hopefully

still pagoda
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the midfield will have to run the game...

thin ivy
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But id be happy with a 1-0

thin ivy
still pagoda
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i predict a 1-0 win for us, with Casemiro scoring

still pagoda
thin ivy
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I can see that

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Murdermiro can shoot those rockets outside the box

still pagoda
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and headers as well

thin ivy
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Can good give head too

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Yeah

still pagoda
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remember when he scored a brace vs Sevilla

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that was weird lmao

thin ivy
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Last season?

still pagoda
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yea

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pre lockdown

thin ivy
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I think yeah lol

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Hes good

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And we've seen how shit our possesion was in the ucl when he didnt play like himself against city

still pagoda
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Yea...

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we lost cuz of individual mistakes

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and due to that Ramos red card

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but anyways..

thin ivy
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That red card was rough

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Was the referee british by any chance

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Only a pathetic prem ref would give a red on that challenge

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Oscar nominee tier dive from gabriel tho

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He put buiscuits to shame

still pagoda
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yeah that was never a red lmao

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the ref was Italian

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ig he gave it to him so he could be known as one of the many refs who has sent of Ramos

thin ivy
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Lol

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Atleti gotta slip

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And share some of their blessing to us

still pagoda
thin ivy
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@still pagoda would you want to sign costa if ever lol

thin ivy
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Wish we could sign haaland

iron marten
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Real Madrid will sign Mbappe in 2022

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That'll take some time, though..

thin ivy
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They're not even sure yet

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Also mbappe is injurg prone compared to haaland iirc

upper drift
thin ivy
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Also we gotta sign khabib

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Im sure he wont ask for cash

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Mans just wanna play

still pagoda
upper drift
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Not in either? Damn

iron marten
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Yup

upper drift
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Join Panthera Nix imo

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Jk

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You hate DEL

thin ivy
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Ive been getting dmed if i wanna join del

iron marten
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I wouldn't say 'hate', but I'm just not into it anymore.

slender olive
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you used to do del?

iron marten
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Yes, back in 2019 I think it was.

thin ivy
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I still dont see the point of del

iron marten
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Same, it's basically another way of robbing your time.

thin ivy
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Yeah and i already have enough of those

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Chatting here is quite enough imo

topaz crest
upper drift
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I just chill as a backup everytime

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I barely play

thin ivy
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Upvote this legend

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Guys im playing fifa 14 career

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Barca just signed grizi

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0-0

eager marlin
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reportedly perez is saying he’s going to spend big on transfers this summer

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there’s no plan B, they will try to get both haaland and mbappe if they can

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also offloading 100M worth of players

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so in prediction of Madrid had a modest 150 million saved, that should be 250m for transfers this summer

iron marten
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Getting Haaland & Mbappe at the same time seems ridiculous, considering that Real Madrid are also somewhere around 800+ millions in debt.

thin ivy
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Papa p gonna go for broke

burnt geyser
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so

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demiral or pique

thin ivy
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Neither

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Id pick miltao over them tbh

eager marlin
iron marten
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I see

edgy rover
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ATM really lost 0-2 man tf

alpine socket
edgy rover
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I know what your trynna say but nope won’t happen

icy crypt
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The report said we aim to get Haaland this season then Mbappe for free next season

zealous flower
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Correa's goal should've stood ngl

feral palm
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Levante at home ain't for everyone

opal sigil
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Bottling time😳

icy crypt
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Doubt any of it will happen but we’ll see. Also I don’t know how much I trust that Perez will actually deliver with these new sponsorships

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Elections are upcoming

zealous flower
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u do the same exact thing when u guys lose or draw

alpine socket
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That's how it works

iron marten
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Levante beating both Madrid teams, interesting..

still pagoda
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damn

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So now, Atleti are 6 points ahead of Real, if we win our game tonight, we are 3 points behind Atleti, although they have a game in hand.

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This is for all the PL fans who think La Liga is a farmers league and its boring

iron marten
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It's still a farmers league, of course.

still pagoda
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yeah i doesnt matter to them...

iron marten
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The PL will always be the best league, right?

alpine socket
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We have Cadiz and Elche next

opal sigil
still pagoda
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Petition for Zidane to say "It's a final for us" before every game.

alpine socket
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do u have enough guys to play

still pagoda
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probably not

alpine socket
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also I think there's international break in march

still pagoda
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thats actually good..

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it'll give some players time to recover

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although half of them will probably get injured on international duty

alpine socket
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Yeah, but also injury concerns

still pagoda
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lets send no one to international duty kekw

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wont be suprised if i see news tomorrow that: "insert rma player here" has slipped on a banana and is now out for 2 months

alpine socket
still pagoda
alpine socket
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Lol that's savage

still pagoda
stiff fjord
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Nah this gotta be the circus team

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Vini and Mariano

still pagoda
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Lmao

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Casemiro brace?? 🤔

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more likely than any of those 3 scoring

stiff fjord
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I think the midfield will help you guys

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Modric and kroos

still pagoda
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they'll have to run the game

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like they have been for the past 2 months

alpine socket
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Rma "can" do good without few imp players. If that happened to us, we would be so fcked

stiff fjord
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I really hate Twitter trolls really much

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They go on our Twitter and post small club

alpine socket
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we feel much, yes. I'm just following few accs only

stiff fjord
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We don't even deserve the hate since our fans are quiet and don't troll

still pagoda
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all big clubs get trolled tbh

stiff fjord
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That much

alpine socket
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They are not even fans

stiff fjord
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Which fans

alpine socket
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I mean, they don't support any club but tweets shit whole day

stiff fjord
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I saw someone with a arsenal and barca pfp

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Trolling

still pagoda
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aight im going to bed
and i'll pray that we dont fuck up vs Valladolid..

gilded mist
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YES atletico lost

gilded mist
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i don't know who to support

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i think we won't get relegated so i am going for a real madrid win

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cause we have a chance to win

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da league

iron marten
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You're letting poor Valladolid down? I see..

gilded mist
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😦

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I'm telling you we can easily stay up

upper drift
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Marquez moment

torn ermine
iron marten
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Or Varane, possibly..

torn ermine
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since your midfielders are technically better than your attackers tbh

edgy rover
torn ermine
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dont tell me atletico is bottling this lead lol

thin ivy
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They will

iron marten
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Well, I never expected it'd come this far, but.. If Atlètico continue like this, they'll surely bottle the lead.

thin ivy
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We'll probably take top spot by March

stiff fjord
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suarez is injured

sharp hornet
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How long

devout geyser
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Atletico

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you absolute frauds

alpine socket
iron marten
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Hello darkness, my old friend..

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I've come to talk with you, again..

eager marlin
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atletico really

keen gorge
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EL Pupas striking us again

stone fox
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Atletico thank you

simple matrix
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time to get the w and move up closer

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hopefully

devout geyser
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this is Real's and Barca's best chance

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to get close to Atleti

simple matrix
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🤞

thin ivy
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We got this

slender olive
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what the.....atletico lose

zealous flower
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Its not like ur some great team either

slender olive
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I mean

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what if we do

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our form in the league is great, we can hope

thin ivy
opal sigil
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Madrid r 3pts behind atletiwarnock

gilded mist
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🍼

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bottle

devout geyser
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La Liga is getting interesting now

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Atletico are beginning to crumble

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Real and Barca are finding form

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Sevilla are in good form (aside from Haaland fc)

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Sociedad are inconsistent

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Betis are on good form

iron marten
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I don't understand why the mods close match channels which are still active.

devout geyser
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and Villarreal are hit and miss

fallow ferry
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and Bilbao are still using dark magic

simple matrix
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lol i was confused for a moment

plain elbow
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there’s still plenty of football to be played

gilded mist
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of course

fallow ferry
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I dont like how other leagues look down on us

iron marten
fallow ferry
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cuz we play slow, possession based football

simple matrix
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yeah our fixtures are very crunch rn with a shell of a squad

gilded mist
stone fox
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@simple matrix im not complaining

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Real Madrid under pressure

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is different animal

simple matrix
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next up la real, atleti, atalanta...eesh

devout geyser
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ngl I think Real might beat Atleti

iron marten
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LaLiga dominated europe, there's no denying it.

gilded mist
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and if barca do, then we all are tied

iron marten
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Not anymore, though..

devout geyser
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La Liga just needs new football

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possession was when Real and Barca were in their peak

fallow ferry
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people are looking down on teams like Granada

iron marten
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I still think it's because there are no fans, it hit us the most in general.

fallow ferry
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did you see Granada vs Napoli?

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they played amazing'

iron marten
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Yes

plain elbow
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a shift in football philosophy is extreme

iron marten
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I wouldn't say amazing..

simple matrix
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spanish teams have 0 physicality to keep up

fallow ferry
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we dont have Premier League pace, Bundesliga dynamism, or Serie A resilience

iron marten
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Every spanish team needs their fans back.

fallow ferry
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i may sound biased but

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La Liga probably has biggest fanbase affect

iron marten
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It has!

fallow ferry
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teams from Spain play best with fans

plain elbow
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surely, some Spanish teams can potentially hire managers that will get them playing more modern today football, but in general, slower paced/possession based football is beyond ingrain in spanish football, its no quick fix.

simple matrix
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no chance for us anyway with the stadium contruction going on but yeah

gilded mist
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wdym?

stone fox
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when is Bernabeu coming back

simple matrix
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yeah i think zz might step down after this season, hes getting shit on unfairly. might be a new coach

stone fox
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I dont want Zizou to go

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idk why people shit on him'

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he isnt a disaster

simple matrix
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not a disaster but hes still milking the same squad circa 2013

plain elbow
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idk why he gets so much disrespect, and i don’t even support madrid.

stone fox
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our 16/17 season was when Zidane truly shined for us

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as a coach

plain elbow
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but, this level of scrutiny shouldn’t be controversial for a club as big as real madrid

stone fox
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we won La Liga and Champions League

plain elbow
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zidane knows what he signed up for

stone fox
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ik there was controversy in that season

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but still

simple matrix
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i loved last season too tbh that showed true coaching ability he had a god squad in 16/17

iron marten
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It seems like every spanish team looked more motivated to play football with fans by their side. This goes to every league, but I feel like it hit La Liga the most. I'm sure every game that has been played in the UCL so far would've looked different. For example, Barcelona v PSG or Sevilla v Dortmund. @fallow ferry

simple matrix
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yeah true barca and sevilla depend on crowd energy a lot

fallow ferry
iron marten
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Absolutely

plain elbow
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well, if we had fans at the camp nou on tuesday, there would’ve surely been a war...

devout geyser
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full Benito Villamarin isnt slouch either

iron marten
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Yes

devout geyser
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especially during Seville derbies

iron marten
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Right

devout geyser
gilded mist
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ye

plain elbow
simple matrix
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pitch invasion probs

iron marten
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But yeah, we've become a joke now. Even Ligue 1 fans are joking about how bad La Liga currently is. Pretty sad tbh.

devout geyser
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Ligue 1 is just PSG tbf

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and Lyon occasionally

simple matrix
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eh its alright its just a cycle, la liga will bounce back

plain elbow
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this season, ligue 1 has been close, but you’d still have to give psg the benefit of the doubt to surely go on and win it still

devout geyser
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same for Bundesliga

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its tight but its still probably going to be Bayern's

simple matrix
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idk lille doing well, and theyre flying under the radar too tbh but hard to look past psg

iron marten
devout geyser
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ngl guys but

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I think Premier League has now become clear

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for who wins

gilded mist
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nah

devout geyser
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there is no way anyone is gonna catch City

iron marten
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Manchester Citeh?

simple matrix
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lol europe was the property of la liga last decade

gilded mist
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its a small period

fallow ferry
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Europa League was Sevilla's

stone fox
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Europa is so lucky rn

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they are breathing a sigh of relief

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that Sevilla isnt in it

iron marten
devout geyser
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3 peat of ELs

fallow ferry
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well now Sevilla's baby brother will need to be in Europa

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we going for it!

simple matrix
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the new decade is off to a rough start though oof

iron marten
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"Sevilla's baby brother"

devout geyser
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Real Madrid losing to Ajax and City hurt La Liga

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Barcelona's shambolic Champions League performances also hurt it

iron marten
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I can't believe a Betis fan has said that..

fallow ferry
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at least we have bigger stadium than Sevilla

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!

simple matrix
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yeah we memed ourselves after those domination period

devout geyser
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man is celebrating having a bigger stadium

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sad

iron marten
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You were rooting for Dortmund, I don't buy anything from you.

fallow ferry
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I mean

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if Dortmund was playing us, Sevilla fans would root for Dortmund as well

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so like

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🤷‍♂️

iron marten
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You have a point

devout geyser
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im rooting for every Spanish team (except Sociedad)

plain elbow
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tebas’s covid ffp rules also prevented la liga teams from being too active in the transfer market last summer as well.

devout geyser
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Tebas better get sacked

simple matrix
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yeah fuck tebas

devout geyser
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im tired of his bullshit

simple matrix
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we had all the best teams and all the best players and still look at the state of our tv deals

devout geyser
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we were linked with several basque players

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only got to buy Berenguer from Torino

iron marten
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Berenguer has been good for Bilbao.

devout geyser
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he has

devout geyser
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I was fuming

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West Brom

gilded mist
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wow

simple matrix
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lol yeah i know, the top 20 richest team probably has freaking west ham in it

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the fucking state of this lmao

devout geyser
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who even makes the graph

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either a massive PL fan or someone who has no idea what football is

feral palm
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So how we doin

stone fox
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meh

simple matrix
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they have better deals though, nicely spread around the globe raking in the millions, its just smart thinking to open up the league. theyve done it since 1993 with the rebranding

feral palm
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@stone fox feel good to be closing in on atleti?

gilded mist
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yes

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so good

feral palm
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Hoping for a loss, a win, and a draw

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You can decide which game is which

simple matrix
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i want 3 big fat W's in the end

feral palm
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Madrid derby has 0-0 written all over it

simple matrix
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nah vini delfected goal shithouse 1-0 win 🤞

feral palm
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for atletico

still pagoda
simple matrix
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well even if we get past all these with a W, theres an elche waiting for us

icy crypt
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Fuck

gilded mist
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yea

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sad

iron marten
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Don't worry, Casemiro's going to replace him.

grave glen
feral palm
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What I Want Next Season
#1 - Ter Stegen
#2 - Dest
#3 - Garcia
#4 - Araujo
#5 - Alena
#6 - Riqui
#7 - Griezmann
#8 - Pedri
#9 - Haaland
#10 -
#11 - Dembele

What I Expect Next Season
#1 - Ter Stegen
#2 - Dest
#3 - Pique
#4 - Araujo
#5 - Busquets
#6 - Wijnaldum
#7 - Coutinho
#8 - Pjanic
#9 - Braithwaite
#10 - Depay
#11 - Dembele

grave glen
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10 - ???

feral palm
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Given a rest

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When Leo leaves I don't want somebody taking it straight away especially not a new signing

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If Depay comes in I'd like him to get #14

plain elbow
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honestly, #10 should be retired the day messi leaves, whether it's soon or later.

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i cannot picture any else wearing it. i'd reek in disgust.

feral palm
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We can't retire shirts in la liga @plain elbow

plain elbow
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oh fuck your right

feral palm
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Well, we can, informally

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But

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Yno how in serie a and bundesliga and premier league

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All their numbers can go up to like 99

plain elbow
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yes

feral palm
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In spain, the highest number any first team player can have is 25

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So basically in italy, they retire shirts all the time but that's bc they've still got so many shirts that they can use

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If we retire one, we don't have much room left

plain elbow
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highest number is 25 for registered first team players right?

feral palm
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So obviously the maximum number is 25, but if we retired a shirt number then we would lower the amount of first team players we could have

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And that just wouldn't be good

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B Team players can have any number iirc

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But it makes no sense to be registering players as b team

plain elbow
feral palm
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Because 21 is his number, I just did up to 11

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He chose 21 because his grandfather died on Frenkies 21st birthday

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Its not a number he was given

plain elbow
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oh nvm, i see what you're doing here.

feral palm
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I'll do a full one now, from #1-#25

plain elbow
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pjanic is on a four year contract, so it may be another year or two before #8 becomes available for someone else.

feral palm
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#1 - Ter Stegen
#2 - Dest
#3 - Garcia
#4 - Araujo
#5 - Alena
#6 - Riqui
#7 - Griezmann
#8 - Pedri
#9 - Haaland
#10 -
#11 - Dembele
#12 - Ilaix
#13 - Inaki
#14 - Depay
#15 - Pau
#16 - Gaya
#17 - Trincao
#18 - Alba
#19 - Collado
#20 - Roberto
#21 - de Jong
#22 - Ansu
#23 - Emerson
#24 - Mingueza

plain elbow
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unless the new board sell him THIS summer, and erase the disaster that piece of business was. but, that won't happen

feral palm
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Yeah dw I'm not naive I don't think he'll be sold this summer

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I just like to think what I'd do if I was running things

plain elbow
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gaya would be excellent signing for us.

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but, i'm not very keen on getting myself excited for the summer transfer window, based on our current financial situation.

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the presidential candidates have been slightly outspoken about their recruitment plans, but i'm not too unfazed atm.

feral palm
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Even in our financial situation

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We've got a long summer ahead

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Plenty of outgoinga

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Outgoings*

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Coutinho, Umtiti, Firpo, Neto, Matheus are all leaving at the very least

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Messi ofc

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We also gonna find out the future of Lenglet, Pique, Busquets, Roberto, Alba

plain elbow
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yes, there are plenty of players that need to be moved out immediately, first one i'd go with is clement lenglet.

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honestly, i'll pay for his plane ticket.

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worst defender i've ever seen at the club in my lifetime

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nearly as bad as dymtro chygyrnsky

feral palm
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He was solid for a while, he obviously was bought as a backup and somehow found himself as the undisputed starter

plain elbow
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then again, we didn't wait three years to get rid of chygrynsky

feral palm
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So I'm not gonna go so far as to say he's the worst defender for barca I've seen

iron marten
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To think that someone's actually worse than Mathieu or Vermaelen at Barca? Interesting..

plain elbow
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lenglet has tested my mental health.

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and in terms of those players you mentioned, they were pretty bad as well.

feral palm
plain elbow
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but, I keep a bit of sympathy for vermaelen.

feral palm
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Yeah same

plain elbow
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oh god, don't get me started with murillo, and i'm of colombian decent.

feral palm
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Hahahaha

plain elbow
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mathieu was quite shocking as well, but i'll never forget the shift he put in el clasico back in early 2015, where he scored as well if i'm not wrong.

feral palm
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Mathieu said he didn't want to play for Barcelona

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So I have a grudge

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But yeah he had his moments

plain elbow
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yerry mina, was someone that maybe didn't get too many opportunities either, but it seemed quite clear from the start that he wasn't going to work out.

feral palm
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Oh yeah jesus lmao

iron marten
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Mina was also horrific..

feral palm
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Mina was worse than lenglet

plain elbow
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mina was a solid on his debut against getafe in 17/18, but the rest of his stay at the club was a meme.

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like the time he danced after scoring a pen in that friendly

feral palm
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hahaha

plain elbow
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for the colombian NT though, he's absolutely horrifying.

iron marten
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Shall we just say that he's a shit player?

feral palm
plain elbow
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yikes

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hey, another I forgot about was fontas.

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and marlon santos as well.

feral palm
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He was solid in the world cup tbf @plain elbow

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Mina ^

plain elbow
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yea, ig

feral palm
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3 goals in 3 games

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The last minute equaliser for colombia

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Vs england

plain elbow
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mina can be good on the day, but he's inconsistent overall

feral palm
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Then they lost on pens :(

iron marten
#

Another horrific transfer was Andre Gomes at Barcelona. He missed clear chances and has almost done every single mistake, up to 95%.

plain elbow
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when we signed andre gomes, that’s where I flicked the switched, and seriously began doubting bartomeu.

feral palm
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damn I just looked at the stats, mina only played 7 games for us

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We definitely only sold him for 30M because of the world cup

plain elbow
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andre gomes was one of la liga’s worst midfielders in 2015-16 imo, and I was appalled to find out that he’d earned himself a move to barcelona! of all teams...

iron marten
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Hmm, most of Barcelona's transfers have been pretty weird. No wonder they're in debt.

feral palm
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Gomes got one motm for barcelona

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Lol

iron marten
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And don't forget the project called 'Espai Barca', yeah? They should cancel that for sure, otherwise they're in 2.5 bn debt or something like that.

feral palm
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It probably will be scrapped to some degree

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Cursed

iron marten
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What?

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I cannot believe my eyes..

feral palm
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Yep lol

iron marten
#

Was that the 7-1 win over Osasuna?

feral palm
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Indeed it was

iron marten
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I knew it.

feral palm
#

The game that Messi went off, we got a penalty, rakitic was due to take

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And he gave it to Mascherano, so he would score his first and only ever goal for Barca

iron marten
#

Yes

plain elbow
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a psychiatrist was hired to treat gomes after all the abuse he was getting from the fans.

feral palm
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Poor guy

iron marten
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He got slaughtered, no mercy! It's the same level as Figo, that's unfair.

feral palm
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Barca Fans are the worst

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Most entitled prats in the world

iron marten
#

I can't decide if Real Madrid fans are worse..

feral palm
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I can't speak for Real fans but I experience barca fans first hand and I fucking hate em

plain elbow
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luis enrique picked him often in 16/17, but I don’t remember if we had too many midfielders injured over that season.

feral palm
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well

feral palm
plain elbow
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yes, enrique’s last season, where he also began to experiment with a back three as well.

feral palm
#

Yep

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That was when Alba got dropped

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And he started chatting shit in the media

plain elbow
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yes

feral palm
#

So Lucho dropped him from the NT when he took over there

plain elbow
#

the rift between the two was obvious

feral palm
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And he's not played for Spain since

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I wish Digne worked out for us so bad

plain elbow
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same, I guess he didn’t really fancy been alba’s second any longer.

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digne has turned into a very reliable player at everton

iron marten
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Is there a reason why you hate your own fanbase, Rian?

plain elbow
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like most widely large fanbases like ours, some fans are embroiled in a sea filled with delusion and hate.

feral palm
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Obviously I like people on an individual level

grave glen
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Yes

feral palm
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But as a fanbase it is absolutely horrific how hateful we are

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Kinda like bees

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They're cute when it's just one of them

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But the second you piss off a hive, RIP

iron marten
#

I see

plain elbow
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while I'm not a catalan local myself, i've been to matches at camp nou, and i can pretty much say that i've gotten a decent view of the good and very ugly sides of the fanbase.

feral palm
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What I will say is

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I don't tend to see the ugly in a fanbase when it's in physical form

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Like at a game

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But if it's hiding behind a screen, there's no barriers

plain elbow
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yea, that's accurate

iron marten
#

Would you say that Barca fans are the most toxic fans?

feral palm
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I don't know

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I think that Messi FC are the parasite of Barca's fanbase

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And they're the real toxic ones

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Who want him to succeed, above the interests of the team

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If someone's not performing well? They want them out, just so long as they get wins for Messi

iron marten
#

So you wouldn't technically mind if Messi leaves this season?

feral palm
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No

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I want him to be happy and he's given everything for Barcelona

#

If he stays and retires at Barcelona I will be so happy, but everyone wants an adventure

iron marten
#

I understand

plain elbow
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I want him to stay, but I respect any decision he takes.

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my only regret, is that if he does truly leave at the end of the season, i feel like the pandemic will ruin the send off he deserves.

feral palm
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^^

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I have tickets to a camp Nou game, got them this time last year, haven't been able to use them

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I've missed out on seeing Suarez

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I don't wnna miss Messi

plain elbow
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yes, messi deserves a stadium packed with fans to send the lad off.

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not a corny press conference.

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well, looking back at things, puyol should've gotten a better send off imo.

iron marten
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I actually think he'll leave before fans can even attend

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That'd be very sad

feral palm
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Yep

plain elbow
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we'll see we'll see, I rather not fiddle around with the idea of him leaving yet, but he'll go sooner or later.

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and by the looks of it, it'll be sooner.

iron marten
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I can understand why he wants to leave, he's been suffering since 2017.

feral palm
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He was 3 goals away from carrying us to an Unbeaten treble in 2019

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sigh

iron marten
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Yes, but thanks to Dembele, Barca haven't done it.

feral palm
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nah we blame the defence

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Defences fault we conceded 5 to Levante on the 2nd last day of la liga, defences fault we conceded 4 at anfield, defences fault we bottled the CDR final to valencia

plain elbow
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don’t remind me about 18/19. such a remarkable season that flopped around like a pancake in the span of just two weeks.

feral palm
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:c

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99 goals scored that la liga season

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We were literally one goal away from being invincible

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With 100 goals

iron marten
#

I'm sure I've asked this before, but do you guys think that Valverde was a bad manager at Barcelona?

feral palm
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it's complicated

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He got results, but not in a way we liked, and over time he just started to get caught out more and more

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In embarrassing ways

plain elbow
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I liked valverde, but in general, his stay at the club will surely be marred by those champions league debacles.

feral palm
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He lacked personality imo

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Setien too

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At least Koeman's got that going for him

plain elbow
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i’ll give you that, you’re correct.

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although, koeman hasn’t really been able to stimulate the team enough for big matches.

iron marten
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Now that I think of it, Valverde really did act like some sort of robot.

feral palm
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I like Koeman as a character, but Valverde and Setiens press conferences could put me to sleep

iron marten
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But the players were actually happy with Valverde, or was it all a lie?

slender olive
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Idk because he gave them everything he wanted

feral palm
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They were happy with how much power and freedom he gave them

plain elbow
#

^

feral palm
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He wasn't like Lucho or Pep, where he was a good manager and friend to the players

iron marten
feral palm
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He was just a manager that gave them what they wanted

feral palm
slender olive
#

Yea

iron marten
#

But I remember where Messi didn't take part in some of the games in which Barca have played. What about the remarkable 5-1 win over Madrid? Was it all luck?

feral palm
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No not luck

plain elbow
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well, at the time, it was quite obvious that we were the better side of the two.

feral palm
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That was one of the worst rmas of recent years, so it can be a bit of a false image

plain elbow
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madrid sacked loptegui within days after that if i’m not wrong.

slender olive
iron marten
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Oh yeah, I remember

slender olive
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Imo the best game we've played w/o messi is the 0-4 in 2016

eager marlin
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Barcelona please sign milan skriniar from inter 🙏

slender olive
#

2015*

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I think it was 2015

feral palm
#

@eager marlin why?

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I don't rlly want him but I'm curious

eager marlin
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he is a world class defender and he is from our rivals 😈

plain elbow
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lol

eager marlin
#

he’s also lowkey so won’t go for TOO much

iron marten
slender olive
#

Still very good

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We were tearing madrid to shreds before Messi came on

iron marten
#

Hmm

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I still think that the 5-1 win over Madrid was Barca's best El Clasico win without Messi.

slender olive
#

Hmm, fair enough

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it was also very good

thin ivy
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Didnt score as much as we wanted but that casemiro was good

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Glad he stepped up when none of the forwards could

stiff fjord
#

Madrid midfielders are better than most attackers

still pagoda
#

Yeah

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Courtois was really good, but I don't want him to be working this hard against a relegation zone team...

#

And that clearance from Mendy

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Wtf was that

#

Luckily Courtois was there

thin ivy
#

Mendy is sus sometimes

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Who got subbed in

upper drift
jovial sluice
#

be like yahya

slender olive
#

god

jovial sluice
thin ivy
#

Is odriozola injured?

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Why did vasquez play rb again

#

Also did marcelo play

stiff fjord
#

Would be a great day if Cadiz can win or at least get a draw

gilded mist
#

yea

gilded mist
jovial sluice
#

no

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yesterday was an iffy day

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athleti losinfg

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but real winning

gilded mist
#

it was a great day

jovial sluice
#

for you

gilded mist
#

one of the most important in the season

jovial sluice
#

at least

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hope we win

jovial sluice
#

now the title race is heating up

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4 horse race

gilded mist
#

it would be nice if you won aswell, to have a 3 horse race

jovial sluice
#

we have 2 games in hand

gilded mist
#

and 6 points

jovial sluice
#

if we win them both we will be 2nd

gilded mist
#

so we are basically tied

jovial sluice
#

cadiz are the giant killers

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but they are abysmal in their past few games

#

plus we have the pointless home disadvantage

gilded mist
#

the title race will be more interestng if you win

jovial sluice
#

but then sevilla away

gilded mist
#

but i prefer u lose

jovial sluice
#

we will drop points there

jovial sluice
#

plus

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you live is barca right

gilded mist
#

yes

jovial sluice
#

so what motivated to support the rival club of the team in the place you live

gilded mist
#

valladolid is pretty close to Madrid

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so my family supported madrid

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and i grew up watching games with my dad

jovial sluice
#

okk

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nice

gilded mist
#

but actually i am not from valladolid

jovial sluice
#

what bout your parent

gilded mist
#

specifically my local club are in the third tier

jovial sluice
#

cornella?

gilded mist
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Cornella are near barca

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no Zamora

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they got promoted last season

jovial sluice
#

ok

gilded mist
#

But supporting the rival club of everyone around you it pretty fun

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it's no fun when everyone always agrees with each other

grave glen
#

Barca and rma good chsnce of laliga

gilded mist
#

idk about barca

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they got tough games

grave glen
#

Obvi cux u rma fan

gilded mist
#

🙂

grave glen
#

Atm rma srvilla

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Thats it

gilded mist
#

atletico - barca, madrid - atletico, and el clasico

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big games

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will decide the season

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@jovial sluice they are above depor

thin ivy
#

Odd how kroos or godric didnt score

grave glen
thin ivy
#

We arent beating atalanta with that frony three

gilded mist
#

ye but they are not in the title race

grave glen
#

Shame laliga followers still didnt understand

gilded mist
#

no no it's that that is the title race

grave glen
gilded mist
#

so it'll be +3 points for one teams and not the other

grave glen
#

Considering games in hanf

gilded mist
#

o wow

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had no idea they were that close

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one point behind barca

jovial sluice
#

don't rule out sevilla

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only 1 point behind us

grave glen
#

We should he happy
La liga has competition alive
Unlike bundesliga and premier league ligue 1

gilded mist
#

they are so close

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they could win it

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one point behind barca and madrid

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if they win their games in hand

grave glen
#

1 point behind rma

thin ivy
#

Mariano had that great dribble tho

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but a valladolid player got fouled so it had to be stopped

#

I think Mariano is decent he just doesnt get played enough

#

Also wtf was that mendy cross

gilded mist
#

mendy is so bad

#

no one listens

thin ivy
#

Straight into that valladolid

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Im starting marcelo against atalanta

gilded mist
#

there is no way he is madrid standard

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marcelo should start all games

thin ivy
#

He usually is but he makes the dumbest mistakes

gilded mist
#

ok maybe not all

#

but marcelo is not washed

#

up

jovial sluice
gilded mist
#

his attacks tho

thin ivy
#

Yeah

gilded mist
#

he can't control himself

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his crosses aren't great

jovial sluice
gilded mist
#

nor his dribbling

gilded mist
#

i don't care what they think

thin ivy
#

I just dont understand why

gilded mist
#

i care what zidane thinks

thin ivy
#

LV had to play RB again

#

like TF

#

we have odrio

gilded mist
#

both rb injured

#

he is also injured

thin ivy
#

including odrio?

#

oh tf

gilded mist
#

yes

thin ivy
#

we having it like liverpoop

gilded mist
jovial sluice
thin ivy
#

Jesus christ

jovial sluice
#

the thing is that

#

our fit players play like injured ones

thin ivy
#

LV was limping bro

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if he gets injured that means park's gotta play RB

#

and that sounds p bad

gilded mist
#

park injured

thin ivy
#

...

gilded mist
#

he left with an injurie vs huesca i think

thin ivy
#

nacho wasnt so sharp during the game

jovial sluice
#

what a chad

gilded mist
#

i know

#

so our defence would be, mendy varane chust nacho

jovial sluice
#

chust?

thin ivy
#

i dont trust chust that much

jovial sluice
#

who is he

thin ivy
#

i dont even know him

grave glen
gilded mist
#

academy

#

he's been on the bench for the past few games

#

but his debut was against alcoyano

thin ivy
gilded mist
#

he's played 2 matches

thin ivy
#

nonononono

gilded mist
#

120min vs alcoyano and 5 vs getafe

thin ivy
#

😂

#

like i said

#

zidane gotta come out of retirement

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and play whatever the fuck position we need

#

to fill

#

bc i swear we arent going anywhere with our squad

gilded mist
#

trying to win the title with that defence

thin ivy
#

Still not as bad as barca defence lmao

gilded mist
thin ivy
#

LV>>>>>Any barca defender that isnt pique or alba

halcyon latch
#

Araújo?

#

lol

thin ivy
#

hes meh

#

umtiti and lenglet are supposedly world class but they clown around

#

way more than mendy and militao

halcyon latch
#

umtiti lenglet world class kekw

thin ivy
#

they have WC

#

Glad varane is back in form

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bc nacho cant carry

#

imagine if varane still has city ptsd

gilded mist
#

varane wasn't out of form

thin ivy
#

he was for a few months after city

gilded mist
#

idk

#

he seems like he wins every tackle

thin ivy
#

now he does ig

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but a few matches after city he was shite

#

nacho is in and out of form

#

mostly good tho

gilded mist
#

we can barely see him play anyway

thin ivy
#

not these past few matches cus he been starting

gilded mist
#

do you prefer militao or nacho? fully fit

thin ivy
#

nacho

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all the way

#

iirc he was in the squad when we lost a few times this season

gilded mist
#

ye

thin ivy
#

i think with militao his issue is positioning

gilded mist
#

he cost us so much

thin ivy
#

yeahh

#

papa perez and his thing for brazilians

#

we shoulda signed thiago instead

gilded mist
#

this was the first result on google

thin ivy
#

what the fuck

gilded mist
#

this can't be true

thin ivy
#

thats expensive for bench warmers

#

i may not be as thicc as jovic but i can warm those bench seats just as well

gilded mist
#

and there wages

#

they are probably the pair of most expensive bench heaters in the world

thin ivy
#

hazard too 🙂

gilded mist
#

50M

thin ivy
#

we couldve signed a better CB for less from a mid table la liga club

#

idec about scoring lots of goals rn

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we just gotta park the bus like prime ronaldo nazario is coming at us and inshallah during FKs and corners

jovial sluice
#

hi

gilded mist
#

g'day

thin ivy
#

I havr a crazy idea

#

Lets sell militao and re sign pepe

gilded mist
thin ivy
#

Just for a season

#

Also still hate how we let go of hernandez

#

Hes easily top 3 LB across europe rn

gilded mist
#

how much did we sell him for?

#

20M

thin ivy
#

Idk

#

Idk why not why we sold him in the first place

#

Its not like we signed any major CB after him

#

Its still varane and ramos

gilded mist
#

i've heard about this big project to raise funds

#

for big name players

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if you were real madrid, would you sign haaland or mbappe

thin ivy
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Haaland

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Mbappe loves neymar too much

halcyon latch
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Mbappe

thin ivy
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Haaland is less injury prone too and is a meme goldmine

gilded mist
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who do you guys think haaland will sign for?

halcyon latch
thin ivy
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Also if we sign haaland we better hire alica schmidt too

thin ivy
halcyon latch
gilded mist
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it's not that obvious

thin ivy
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I dont see him going anywhere else

gilded mist
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mbappe is an easier target to sign

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but will be more expensive

thin ivy
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Mbappe wants to stay at psg tho and he has made this clear

gilded mist
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no he hasn't?

thin ivy
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Either way

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Im picking haaland