la-liga

[alpine socket]

Pedri came this szn

[slender olive]

Araujo?

Mingueza

[alpine socket]

Between those years

A decade?

[jovial sluice]

bruh the only good thing in yesterday's match was

[slender olive]

Thiago i guess

[jovial sluice]

peter's commentary

[alpine socket]

he left.....

[rapid cliff]

guys

I just realized something

Peter Drury was commentator during Roma-Barcelona

and Florenzi played for Roma that game...

its all coming together

[alpine socket]

nothing to do with us playing shit

[quartz bane]

no not only that

dest was useless

[rapid cliff]

Dest got manhandled by Mbappe

entire game

[quartz bane]

our defence didnt counter long balls that went behind them

[slender olive]

idk what ur talking about/asking

[quartz bane]

thats how both the first and third goals were scored

[alpine socket]

Just wanted to ask, were goals scored really great or it was our typical defending?

[quartz bane]

no

so

ill say this

[rapid cliff]

good goals

[quartz bane]

the third goal was pretty eh

[quartz bane]

nope

not all

the first one was clinical

from mbappe

[jovial sluice]

the second goal was pique's fault
third was lenglame's
but dest was by far the worst player on the pitch

[quartz bane]

the third one was a fuck up

[alpine socket]

Idk saw people making fun of Kean header

[quartz bane]

pique didnt block the second well

he gave it back to mbappe

like that was horrible

[rapid cliff]

Mbappe was still good

[quartz bane]

and mbappe god that fucker

hate him for this

hateeeee him

he was threatening the entire defence

[devout geyser]

well get used to it

[alpine socket]

Pique must be rusty, didn't play for months

[devout geyser]

he might do it again next season

if he moves to Bernabeu

[alpine socket]

Like hazard yes

[devout geyser]

nah I think Mbappe would do good

[alpine socket]

Not at all worried with rma

[rapid cliff]

idc about real madrid rn

[quartz bane]

the only one that was kinda stable in defence was jordi surprisingly, he cut off ppl like florenzi and kean at times

[alpine socket]

Didn't matter when they had Ronaldo and bale

I'm just worried about us

[quartz bane]

see the thing is that at the bernabeu its gonna be diff

thats the same thing they said of bale

bale is also a pace demon

but they fucked him up

[devout geyser]

Bale wasnt a flop though

[alpine socket]

Also, our defense was invisible so it's not to determine he'll trouble is always

[devout geyser]

at Real Madrid

[quartz bane]

real doesnt play quick football

[devout geyser]

they used to

[quartz bane]

at one point the hype was the same

[devout geyser]

under Mourinho, they played quickest football

[quartz bane]

"ohhhhh the new big thing in football"

[devout geyser]

ever

[quartz bane]

no my g that was the same time barca was in the tiki taka era we was playing fast

[slender olive]

im just gonna pretend the score stayed like this

[quartz bane]

while they played attacking football

it was not insanely fast or anything

[quartz bane]

yea me too

ok ill say this

that was not a pen

[devout geyser]

that was time Clasicos were fun

[slender olive]

FT: Barcelona 1-0 PSG
Despite PSG's domination, Barcelona's early penalty earns the hosts an advantage to take to the Parc des princes

[devout geyser]

now they are not fun

[quartz bane]

but neither was the second goal on side

[quartz bane]

yes yes yes

[slender olive]

i think its controversial

[quartz bane]

now just being a barca fan is not fun

[quartz bane]

nope

dest was behind him

[rapid cliff]

doesnt matter now

[quartz bane]

unlike the commentator said

[rapid cliff]

they wont change their decisions

[quartz bane]

yes duh

[keen gorge]

Tactics changed too much since the Tiki Taka era

[rapid cliff]

tiki taka is dead

[keen gorge]

Tiki Taka is useless

[quartz bane]

yea

now we have conflicting styles

[rapid cliff]

our style: Messi save us

[slender olive]

So:
Barcelona 2-0 PSG
Messi 27' (p.)
Dembele 29'

fuck this im just deluding myself

[alpine socket]

We can't press ryt, yesterday's game must have showed it

[quartz bane]

omg did yall notice the amount of backheel pases these ppl were trying

holy fuck

that was annoying

[plain elbow]

modern football is mostly about verticality and intensity.

[quartz bane]

like i get dembouz antoine and leo can do it

but busi if u cant just leave it

[rapid cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/moussa-dembele-gif-9743301

[quartz bane]

why give away possession

[rapid cliff]

Dembele today

[alpine socket]

We should have finished properly at least

[quartz bane]

yeah true he was useless in front of goal

man got good chances

but nah

[alpine socket]

That's the biggest issue we have

[quartz bane]

leo doesnt have the same hunger imo

[rapid cliff]

that miss reminded me of Liverpool.

[quartz bane]

hes still the goat

but he doesnt have the hunger

[quartz bane]

oh holy shit the entire liverpool team yes

yest

[rapid cliff]

no

[quartz bane]

the amount of chances they missed in the first half

[rapid cliff]

Dembele's miss vs Liverpool

2 years ago

[quartz bane]

oh that

yea

that was horrible

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/viorel433/status/1361858723690536961

viørel (@viorel433)

Look at Messi’s face before the game 😂 man was not confident 😭

Twitter · Feb 17, 2021, 2:03 AM

[quartz bane]

koemans already written off the chances

[quartz bane]

thats his face before every game now

hes not happy here

hes not happy with them

[rapid cliff]

we should let Messi go

ngl

[quartz bane]

yes

[alpine socket]

Too much loyalty lol

[rapid cliff]

he isnt happy here

[quartz bane]

both the team and the management aint doing him no good

[rapid cliff]

he wants to go to City/PSG

[alpine socket]

No way PSG after this

[quartz bane]

yeah win some titles retire like a king

[quartz bane]

he might just go to city instead

[alpine socket]

Yea, that's suitable

[rapid cliff]

reunite with Pep

[upper hollow]

damn that would be cool

[alpine socket]

But will he

[quartz bane]

imo quaters will be: psg, city, bayern, real, dortmund, atletico, liverpool, juve

[quartz bane]

not really

because city is not the same style

pep was just the mastermind

the rest of the team made us fans

[alpine socket]

Messi might score more with city

[quartz bane]

city doesnt have that personality in play

[rapid cliff]

nah not Dortmund

Sevilla gonna pass Dortmund

[quartz bane]

i can honestly see that happening fair enough

[rapid cliff]

Sevilla play as a team

Dortmund rely on Haaland

[alpine socket]

We don't have regular scorers for ucl

[devout geyser]

I feel bad for Messi

his legacy is being ruined

because of Pique and Lenglet

[slender olive]

City would be good for Messi

[jovial sluice]

atm

if he goes to either city or psg

[alpine socket]

Laporta who might win will do everything to make him stay

[jovial sluice]

then

his legacy will be alive

thank you PSG

for making messi leave

[devout geyser]

Messi wanted to leave either way

he wanted to go after Bayern

[jovial sluice]

messi is like the support wheels of a bicycle

eventually

you have to get rid of them

[alpine socket]

that was depressing was all

[slender olive]

Is laporta or font a better option

[alpine socket]

Hate to say but FCB can be revived only with Messi's departure. Messidependcia is taking all the toll

[slender olive]

Laporta's campaign is based on previous success, but really can he repeat it?

[alpine socket]

Laporta I think

He has experience especially with Perez xd

He would do good better than font

[jovial sluice]

laporta

font is a clout chaser

[slender olive]

does he have a financial plan

[alpine socket]

The best thing example. Font clearly says he'll bring Xavi as coach while laporta said he trusts koeman

Laporta knows how to stabilize things which we might need

[jovial sluice]

I 8-2 say it but messi will not be at Barca 4-1 more season

[alpine socket]

Damn these numbers are everywhere

[slender olive]

yeah

[jovial sluice]

de jong dived

ngl

clearer than suarez's

carrasco 2.0

[slender olive]

shall i start a barca therapy group

[quartz bane]

true

[quartz bane]

stop

pls

stop w the memes

[quartz bane]

yes that was a dive

but second goal was offside

[alpine socket]

Let's focus on Cadiz now

We better continue our league run

[plain elbow]

when we begin our second summer clear out, I hope that lenglet is the first one out the door.

clement lenglet has been the worst CB i’ve seen at barcelona since dymtro chygyrnsky

worse than todibo, worse than mina, worse than marlon santos, worse than fontas, and worse than marc bartra.

[thin ivy]

Did longlegs play in wc

[slender olive]

Lenglet was okay when he first came

[jovial sluice]

*lenglame

[slender olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/795615835162804246/811463700233453608/EuYmY5pXUAAnAwQ.png?width=559&height=558

[cursive whale]

oof mes que un l

[slender olive]

yeah

More than an L

True

[plain elbow]

look at these memes

2/17/2011 was ten years ago from today

[slender olive]

What happened then

[plain elbow]

when could I have ever imagined we’d be in such swamp ten years later.....

[jovial sluice]

the only contact

but

this was waaay too soft

and plus

de jong clipping his calf resulted in the pen

imagine losing 1-4

[slender olive]

@jovial sluice Ayo wanna join the barca pain gang

[jovial sluice]

yes

[slender olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702800602253623349/811368554968121384/EuYdGXrWQAMW79L.png?width=744&height=558

set this to ur pfp

[plain elbow]

i’m still baffled these lot are getting two days off after this

[slender olive]

Yeah ikr

[jovial sluice]

i am in other server

s

where people don't know i am a barca fan

[slender olive]

oh ight

well its y'alls choice

[jovial sluice]

1 min

[slender olive]

ight

[thin ivy]

Lol

[jovial sluice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV_tCsTOzrU&t=91s

[slender olive]

yea

[jovial sluice]

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1361819636820541443?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

I’m surprised Jordi Alba didn’t come out after the game and say “I think the fans are ungrateful, we didn’t concede eight. What more do they want?”

Likes

1232

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 11:27 PM

[slender olive]

yea i saw

[jovial sluice]

yes

also

[rapid cliff]

Jamie sounded so angry

[jovial sluice]

dembulance is a liability

he did the same mistake which he did vs liverpool

missed a cut back

and now it was also not on target

if he scored that

MAYBE

the result must have differed

[devout geyser]

then again

imagine if PSG had Neymar and Di Maria

this couldve been a murder

[keen gorge]

Any good attacking side with an ok defense is a problem for barca

[still pagoda]

sad

[torn ermine]

this is more like defense disasterclass from us

we let people scored goals too easily

[still pagoda]

That one picture, of Pique trying to hold back Mbappe, explains everything

he was too much for Barca's defence

[torn ermine]

our defenders positioning are so awkward 🥶

its like they are new to defending or something

[still pagoda]

Lenglet should leave Barcelona...

[jovial sluice]

pique was to blame for the second and lenglet for the third

[thin ivy]

Notice how depressed all the coolers are rn but when we lose to atalanta itll all be trash talk lol

[jovial sluice]

*should be suarezed by barca

[still pagoda]

yea lmao

[jovial sluice]

if you know you know

[torn ermine]

pique and lenglet are experienced defenders, dont tell me that you dont know how to tackle or position yourself

[jovial sluice]

ngl no

if you lose 1-2

idgad

[torn ermine]

they really played a disastrous performance

[thin ivy]

Nah literally everytime we lose coolers here make it a big deal lol

[jovial sluice]

watching lenglame play makes me miss yerry mina

[still pagoda]

We'll need a good performance from Varane and Walmart Ramos...

if not, we're screwed

Atalanta are a very attacking team

[jovial sluice]

yes

[rapid cliff]

rememeber Vermaelen?

[thin ivy]

Ayy you remembered the walmart ramos joke

[jovial sluice]

also

[jovial sluice]

yea

[rapid cliff]

I would take Vermaelen over Lenglet

[thin ivy]

Pedro can defend better than lenglame

[jovial sluice]

vruh

[rapid cliff]

anyday

I want Lenglet out

of this club

dont compare Varane to Lenglet

thats a big insult

to Varane

[jovial sluice]

even the midget mascherano (ik he is a barca legend) can duel better than lenglame aerially

[still pagoda]

All La liga fans will say thats an insult to Varane (it is)

[rapid cliff]

West Ham Mascherano > Lenglet

[thin ivy]

Fr

[jovial sluice]

pedri too

[thin ivy]

How much yall paying lenglame

[jovial sluice]

i would rather play pedri at defence

[stone fox]

I wont accept a loss

[jovial sluice]

dunno

[stone fox]

vs Atalanta

[jovial sluice]

ig 300-400 k

[still pagoda]

but all PL fans judge him for one game

lmao

[jovial sluice]

hi gawy

[torn ermine]

pedri did the better defense last night than lenglet

[rapid cliff]

@jovial sluice we should be making Lenglet clean bathrooms

[thin ivy]

Dest was hot trash

[still pagoda]

Dest got abused

by Mbappe

[jovial sluice]

that is an insult to janitors

[rapid cliff]

true

[jovial sluice]

yes

[rapid cliff]

tbh

even janitors can defend better

[torn ermine]

he literally run back through the defense after losing possession and clear the cross from icardi

[rapid cliff]

than Lenglet

[jovial sluice]

but surprisingly he was dribbled past only once

[still pagoda]

yikes...

[torn ermine]

pedri tried his best 👍

[jovial sluice]

but he was shit

[jovial sluice]

yes goal line clearance

[stone fox]

hi

[thin ivy]

CM Dani alves now could probably defend better than all the defenders in barca

[still pagoda]

Pedri made that clearance right?

[stone fox]

Barca fans ill suggest this

[still pagoda]

Icardi shot

[jovial sluice]

yes

[stone fox]

do a Suarez on Lenglet

[jovial sluice]

yes

[stone fox]

and freeze him out of the club

[jovial sluice]

and we won't regret it

sell him to huesca

[stone fox]

disrespect to Huesca

[jovial sluice]

for free

[stone fox]

they actually defend well

[jovial sluice]

yes sorry

[stone fox]

dont need Lenglet to ruin it

[jovial sluice]

send him to barca c

[still pagoda]

remember 2018/19 when Lenglet was good

[torn ermine]

lets just give PSG the win in this tie. They can go onto the next round already

im already tired of this

[rapid cliff]

we might as well forfeit

[jovial sluice]

let's just forfeit

[torn ermine]

yes

[rapid cliff]

forfeit = 3-0 loss

if we dont forfeit

[still pagoda]

and Di Maria will be back for the next one

[rapid cliff]

we will get spanked like 5-0

[still pagoda]

and maybe even Neymar

[rapid cliff]

if not more

[jovial sluice]

we will win 2-1

away

cuz psg will play the c team

[devout geyser]

Neymar will be back

[jovial sluice]

cuz they know how shit we are

and we will concede to that team as well

[devout geyser]

PSG gonna play cows and they will still qualify

[torn ermine]

also some barca fans actually think we can handle PSG while playing the same CB like bayern 8-2 games. i was like: holy shit, think about it again, mate

[devout geyser]

Lenglet would be scared from a single moo

[rapid cliff]

we basically played same backline since Juve

[jovial sluice]

i thought pique-mingueza would play
but when i saw the line up
ik it was deja vu

[rapid cliff]

with some changes

minor changes

Pique-Umtiti duo was there

for Juve and Roma

[jovial sluice]

but major downgrades

[rapid cliff]

then Lenglet came

Pique-Lenglet went through Liverpool, Bayern, and now PSG

[torn ermine]

so basically araujo and mingueza are our only decent defenders

[rapid cliff]

next season: some Latvian team will beat us

[rapid cliff]

Araujo is gonna be scouted by other clubs

and of course he will get sold

[still pagoda]

These days anyone can beat Barca and Real...

[devout geyser]

Real and Barca were feared by teams in past

now they are dead

[still pagoda]

before i used to fight over whos the better team

now we all just agree that we're shit

[devout geyser]

now its about who is worse

ngl guys but I rate Sevilla over Real and Barca

[jovial sluice]

people were saying that we will do a 6-1 2.0
little did the know that neymar is gone. suarez si kicked and roberto is injured plus the own goal won't repeat

[devout geyser]

atm

[jovial sluice]

fair enuf

[devout geyser]

Sevilla have a solid team

[torn ermine]

we are definitely worse, we got internal problems too, not just squad performance

[devout geyser]

plus Papu Gomez as an addition

[still pagoda]

and PSG have Marquinhos...

[jovial sluice]

messi got personal glory

[devout geyser]

fire

[jovial sluice]

only highlight of the match

for barca fans

[devout geyser]

PSG deserved it today\

[still pagoda]

personal glory?

what glory

[jovial sluice]

a goal

[devout geyser]

Barca are lucky this was only 4-1

[still pagoda]

oh

[devout geyser]

couldve been 7-1

[jovial sluice]

and scored in 17 consecutive calendar years

[devout geyser]

but Icardi decided to meme

[jovial sluice]

yes

he wanted to show mercy vs his former team

he had guilt

jk

[still pagoda]

Icardi vs Messi 🥶

[devout geyser]

Mbappe though

getting ready for next year's El Clasico

[jovial sluice]

we let an everton flop play like prime R9

[devout geyser]

@jovial sluice you let Zenit St. Petersburg reject (Paredes) play like prime Xavi.

[jovial sluice]

Mbappe: I won't sign a contract renewal if we get eliminated by barca

[torn ermine]

verratti played very well last night

[jovial sluice]

sorry for the buzzkill madrid fans

[still pagoda]

Verratti was running the midfield

[devout geyser]

Paredes was PSG's best midfielder

[still pagoda]

and Paredes

[devout geyser]

cant believe he is Zenit reject

[torn ermine]

that first goal from mbappe was verratti flick assist, what a nice assist

[jovial sluice]

bruh

[devout geyser]

all of PSG's goals came from team build ups

[jovial sluice]

yes

[devout geyser]

• Barca's comical defending

[jovial sluice]

they used tiki taka on barca

the irony

[still pagoda]

the defending on that first Mbappe goal...

[rapid cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/lenglet-barcelona-barca-goal-gif-19924292

[still pagoda]

goodness me...

[rapid cliff]

Lenglet to score vs us in next leg

🔥

[torn ermine]

tbh the first goal from PSG, we could have stopped it, but ig its barca defense, nothing surprising there

[rapid cliff]

Freddy

PSG can play cows instead of players

and they would still qualify

this defense is so bad

even grass scares it

[torn ermine]

also from last night, i noticed our subs are playing far better than our starter 🥶

[torn ermine]

[jovial sluice]

yes

[devout geyser]

why is Clement Lenglet not a sub

[jovial sluice]

trincao,, puig and mingueza

[torn ermine]

exactly my question

[still pagoda]

from now on Koeman should play Araujo and Mingueza every game

[jovial sluice]

*barca b player

[rapid cliff]

correction: why is Clement Lenglet a football player

[jovial sluice]

yes

[torn ermine]

just because lenglet is an experienced player doesnt mean he is good

he is just shit

[rapid cliff]

Sevilla really made us pay 50m for him

💀

[torn ermine]

💀

[still pagoda]

hes having a horrendous season

[rapid cliff]

Lenglet isnt even worth 1m

nvm 50m

[still pagoda]

And then there are PL fans who judge Varane off of one game

[rapid cliff]

if Lenglet was in PL

[still pagoda]

he would be killed

[rapid cliff]

yeah

PL media would kill him

[still pagoda]

imagine if he was a Man Utd player 🥶

[devout geyser]

Lenglet + Maguire

🥵

[still pagoda]

Thats a partnership that would make defensive geniuses like Mourinho and Capello swallow their own vomit

[devout geyser]

imagine David De Gea seeing Lenglet and Maguire in front of him

[still pagoda]

[devout geyser]

[slender olive]

Sigh

thoughts on my pfp

[still pagoda]

thats 130M+ worth of centre backs right there...

[jade cradle]

Another remontada incoming

[torn ermine]

just no

[slender olive]

No

[still pagoda]

No

[jade cradle]

Everything is possible

You thought like this in 2016 too

[slender olive]

its bad enough we lost like this, the last thing we need is people mocking us by saying there's gonna be another remontada

there won't be

[torn ermine]

i get it as a fan, you need to believe anything can happen, but this barca is just shit dude

[rapid cliff]

remontada wont happen

[jade cradle]

Guys I'm going to share a picture

[rapid cliff]

ill be happy if we dont lose by 5 goals

[jade cradle]

It will bring nostalgia

[slender olive]

I wish it were otherwise, but thats the truth

[torn ermine]

this barca wont get anywhere with this bum defense, lets forget about remontada

[rapid cliff]

we gotta win 4-0

[slender olive]

I don't think we can even draw

[rapid cliff]

how will we keep a cleansheet

with Clement Lenglet in defense

[slender olive]

let alone win, or win by enough to send us through

[still pagoda]

Pray

[rapid cliff]

Lenglet in defense = certain goal (s)

[torn ermine]

lenglet in defense = playing with 1 CB

[still pagoda]

Varane and Nacho have been good recently, but the thing is we have played Valencia, Huesca and Getafe

[slender olive]

Lenglet was good when he first came

now he's wet sludge

[torn ermine]

also moise kean goal was unmarked, it was supposed to be lenglet who marked him, instead he marked the other guy

[still pagoda]

Lenglet is taller than Moise Kean, he should've stopped it with ease

instead he was marking someone else

[jade cradle]

The 14/15 Barca squad

May you rest in peace...

[slender olive]

yeah

[still pagoda]

@jade cradle damn your really rubbing it in

[torn ermine]

this is what i said way before the game, and i already know it 😔

[still pagoda]

i wonder what you do to Inter and Juve fans

[devout geyser]

aged well

[jade cradle]

If another remontada happens, don't blame me

[devout geyser]

@jade cradle Braithwaite masterclass inc

[slender olive]

if it does I'll

Someone think of something

[still pagoda]

why tf am i getting a little scared of atalanta

[slender olive]

You should be

well not scared but cautious

[still pagoda]

if a 2021 me told a 2016 me that in 5 years i would be scared of atalanta...

[torn ermine]

lol if it is 5 years ago, barca and madrid arent scared at all. Now you need to be cautious XD

[slender olive]

yh

[devout geyser]

5 years ago, Atalanta was in Serie B

[devout geyser]

Real and Barca didnt even care who they were gonna face 5 years ago

[jade cradle]

True though

[devout geyser]

cuz they knew they would just walk on their opponents

[jade cradle]

I mean they did squash us 3-0 in Serie A

They're a solid team

And squashed Napoli

In the Coppa semi finals

[devout geyser]

Milan really bottling the title

[jade cradle]

Not yet though

There is still hope

[torn ermine]

i am so right 😂 😭

[jade cradle]

We are just 1 point away from Inter bruh

I have a question.

How did barca go downhill since 2017

15/16 was another good season

But how

[still pagoda]

departure of ___

[devout geyser]

Messi

wait

[jade cradle]

hold up

[still pagoda]

[torn ermine]

this match surely makes messi think : "why am i still with this team?"

[slender olive]

Departure of Xavi?

[jade cradle]

Well he should definitely leave in the summer imo. Making barca almost go bankrupt

[still pagoda]

Xavi

Neymar

Iniesta

[jovial sluice]

yes he should leave sunny spain

[torn ermine]

Spain without an S is us 😔

[jovial sluice]

paint without a t is us

my bro is chilling

he is a city fan

[jade cradle]

Many barca fans call barca Depression club but the true depression club is Sunderland AFC

[jovial sluice]

tbf

it is fine if you get relelgated

cuz you don't have hope to win stuff

[torn ermine]

standard is different tbh

[still pagoda]

you bro supports city?

damn

[jovial sluice]

but we are in the top 4

and then

[still pagoda]

im probably the only person in my whole family who watches football

[jovial sluice]

we get instilled by false hope

[jade cradle]

Imo u guys are good if u place top 4

Still in UCL next year

[still pagoda]

which is why i joined this server

[jovial sluice]

not necessarily

[still pagoda]

no

i want top 1

[jade cradle]

Cadiz about to kick ass

[still pagoda]

||fluke||

and also why? is top 1 not a realistic goal for real madrid?

we did win it last year...

[devout geyser]

it should be

[keen gorge]

Cadiz's defense is a meme

They will get hammered in the Camp

[devout geyser]

just like how Atleti hammered Celta?

wait.

[keen gorge]

We actually scored 2 but defense let us down in the last second and we bottled it

[slender olive]

Well they did beat celta away 0-2

[keen gorge]

Hope we don't bottle Levante's game tomorrow

[sharp hornet]

surely levante will be easy

[jovial sluice]

they are in the semis

[sharp hornet]

honestly didnt deserve to be

villarreal had 26 shots vs them lol

and they scored a 120 min winner

[devout geyser]

@sharp hornet motherfuckers got lucky vs us too

scored a lucky goal

[keen gorge]

I mean Villareal did this to a lot of teams before

Getting Villareald is common in La Liga

[sharp hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/unai-emery-bonjour-tout-le-monde-salut-tout-le-monde-au-revoir-tout-le-monde-haut-les-mains-gif-11965593

[jovial sluice]

at least we can have something to be proud of

[gilded mist]

Who do you guys think will qualify for the champions league?

looks like the top 6 this season will be the same as last season

[slender olive]

yeah

Probably like, Atletico-Barca-Real-Sevilla

barca and real can be switched around

i don't know

[gilded mist]

yep

and europa league?

imo Villarreal and Real Sociedad, like last year

[slender olive]

yea

Maybe betis

[keen gorge]

This year there is only one Europa League spot

The other spot is for the new Europa Conference League

I think La Real will get the Europa League Spot and Betis the Conference League spot

Otherwise for the UCL the current top 4 will qualify

[grave glen]

betis wont get conference

[thin ivy]

Champons Lig will come to Camp Now

[jovial sluice]

bruh

he said he will do his best

for that to happen

:|

[thin ivy]

Messi yes

The others idk

My keyboard just auto corrected Messi to messiah

[iron marten]

Ter Stegen and Messi are the only ones who're doing something for the team

[thin ivy]

De jong too

[nimble drift]

he did his best

almost every player of the week award in that champions league season

destroyed the half of big six

[slender olive]

Griezmann's trying

[thin ivy]

I appreciate pique for calling other players out

But imo he shouldve yelled at defense instwad of grizi

[alpine socket]

Lol that convo between him and griez

Whatever he said was true

[iron marten]

Pique was shouting at Griezmann for doing absolutely nothing

[slender olive]

Oh shit, yeah

But he does put in some effort

[alpine socket]

We've not played with good quality teams with our current setup

we should have won supercopa

[slender olive]

yeah

We had it in the bag, then fucked up and conceded two

smh

[zenith estuary]

@torn ermine how u doin pal

[slender olive]

[thin ivy]

Barca people, it was khabib who jinxed yall

He supported psg that night and hes also a huge madridista

[iron marten]

Yup

[torn ermine]

please leave me alone 😔

[iron marten]

Every Barca fan is depressed, and I understand why

Roma 3-0, Liverpool 4-0, Bayern 2-8, PSG 1-4

It's a nightmare which never ends

[slender olive]

Yep

Don't forget juve 3-0

[torn ermine]

let the nightmare come 😐

i cba to even be mad about this

[slender olive]

:_:

[zenith estuary]

@torn ermine

Theres still a 2nd leg

If that makes u feel better

[slender olive]

Alex

Just...don't

[torn ermine]

alex, it doesnt make me any better, we will get fucked again. period 😔

not with this barca

we are not 2017 barca anymore

[covert monolith]

We never were

[zenith estuary]

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1361808835619348480?s=20

Zach Lowy (@ZachLowy)

Piqué: “Just one f*ing long possession, fk!”

Griezmann: “Calm down, stop yelling...your mother’s c**t.”

Piqué: “No, your mother’s c**t, we are suffering and running like crazy people.”

[@QueThiJugues]

https://t.co/fPZrqJnN4C

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 10:45 PM

its quite a chaos in the pitch

[slender olive]

He's right

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/fcbsiaaaa/status/1361972138941444102?s=20

Sia ²⁴ #HappyBirthdayABD (@fcbsiaaaa)

Denial : Roma
Shock : Liverpool
Depression : Bayern
Acceptance : Paris

what comes next?

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[thin ivy]

Relegation

[grave glen]

Barca Fans, how do you feel? This was probably the last Camp Nou game of Messi in the UCL

[torn ermine]

gotta move on and focus on the future man, we got no choice

im fine with this season being trophyless

we are still in transition, so i wouldnt mind

but losing is always a pain

but i can understand that

[grave glen]

Isnt that the second season in a row to be trophyless?

[torn ermine]

yes its the second

[thin ivy]

Lol you really pouring gas on fire huh

[grave glen]

Nah but its kinda sad

Messi with ronaldo the goat

[slender olive]

Sigh

Football chat is so shit

[grave glen]

And all will remember his last game was a 4-1

In the Camp nou

[thin ivy]

They could still bite back but they gotta score 4 or 5 goals on the next game

Gotta fish those pens and fks

[grave glen]

Imagine neymar and di maria were fit

[thin ivy]

Lol 2-8 part 2

[grave glen]

Yes

[thin ivy]

Idc much about neymar but di maria is still a beadt

[grave glen]

Would barca even appear in the second leg if they lost by like 8 goals in the first leg?

[thin ivy]

They would but 0% pride

[slender olive]

The goal remains the same

[grave glen]

What happens if your team doesnt appear

[slender olive]

Give it your all

[grave glen]

In the second leg

[thin ivy]

With barca losinh first leg i hope we dont fuck around in second half in our games like we always fo in ucl

[upper drift]

Dayum Barça

[slender olive]

Even if you're massively outclassed

Give it your al

l

[thin ivy]

Huge fine from eufa prollh

[grave glen]

What was that argue between pique

And griezmann

[thin ivy]

It was the marking and positioning

[grave glen]

I love messi and i respect what he has done with Barca

But he is probably one of the worst captains barca ever had

He aint a leader he just got the captain because he is their best ever player its obvious

[torn ermine]

griezmann, messi, pedri, ter stegen tried the best that game

[thin ivy]

idfk what dest was doing

[late bridge]

Something tells me it sounds worse in English than it sounds in spanish? because i just can't understand how you would just call someone like that out of nowhere even if you are mad on the pitch.

[thin ivy]

bro vasquez can play better rb than dest ngl

[grave glen]

Dembele was one of the worst players yesterday

[torn ermine]

i think the translation is a bit off, so its quite misleading ig

[grave glen]

He just crossed like a clueless

[late bridge]

thought so

[grave glen]

And missed a good chance

[thin ivy]

Yeah its not very accurate

[torn ermine]

you need to understand the language to understand the context

[thin ivy]

is sergi roberto injured

[thin ivy]

im pretty sure the translation sounds worse than what was actually said

[grave glen]

I was actually surprised when i heard this by a 1-1

I thought it was when psg were leading 3-1 or 4-1

[thin ivy]

Pique knew they were gonna get curbstomped eventually

[iron marten]

They've lost hope, Pique knew it from the beginning that they're gonna lose

[thin ivy]

Bro omg im so glad we didnt get grouped with bayern or city

[grave glen]

I actually really think that barca will loose their existence soon as they arent improving and aint winning trophies

Plus you need to know

Messi is the player that gets the most shirt sales (in barca)

And he will be going for free

[jade cradle]

Hello

[slender olive]

It depends

on a lot of things

[jade cradle]

Why are people talking like it's Matchday 31 wtf

[thin ivy]

no way hes going for free

[grave glen]

Lol

[slender olive]

When messi goes that'll be a huge weight off our wage bill

[thin ivy]

that'll ruin barca lmoa

[grave glen]

His contract

Is over this summer

He will be free

[slender olive]

Hopefully we can make some intellegent signings this time

[jade cradle]

45% of your budget to be exact

[slender olive]

yeah thats a lot

[jade cradle]

I miss old barca

[thin ivy]

you guys paid messi way too much

[jade cradle]

Dani albes

Suarez

Pique

Masche

Jordi

Rakitix

Iniesta

[iron marten]

Yeah it's over

[jade cradle]

What a team

[iron marten]

Rakitic is happy here

[grave glen]

Ikr? Ronaldo earned like 25-30m in Real Madrid

[iron marten]

Glad he left Barca

[jade cradle]

Says a Sevilla fan

[grave glen]

Messi earns like 128m

[iron marten]

So what?

[grave glen]

A year

[slender olive]

Guys

look at football chat

[thin ivy]

I think barca wasnt taking any chances of messi leaving so they rained hard cash on him.

[slender olive]

makes me sick

[jade cradle]

?

Why though

[slender olive]

Idiotic madrid fans dissing barcelona

[jade cradle]

As expected

[iron marten]

Yeah

Trolling Barca isn't anything new

[grave glen]

Lol i feel bad for you

[jade cradle]

Madrid fans know they are dead inside by that Cadiz loss

[thin ivy]

You guys would do the same

[grave glen]

Barca fans must pray with all they have that atalanta will win

[thin ivy]

Even worse since theres more culers here

[iron marten]

No

[thin ivy]

WE have it bad in this chat

[iron marten]

Where's the point

[grave glen]

So they arent the only

[jade cradle]

Well even if they qualify barca would still lose to psg

No way a remontada will happen again tbh

[iron marten]

Barca fans don't care if RMA lose, I mean look at them

[slender olive]

No, I wouldn't

[jade cradle]

Guys I made a funny meme

[thin ivy]

This chat was full of gloating culers when we lost to alcoyano, cadiz and etc even when we had a much higher spot than them

[slender olive]

Well I personally wouldn't

[jade cradle]

Every time RM loses a match do Barca: 13 UCL

[thin ivy]

Not you or @torn ermine but the others sure would

[iron marten]

They can't say anything anymore

[slender olive]

Don't know about the others

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grave glen]

Guys we have something very positive when messi leaves barca

You wanna know?

We will finally find real Barca fans

In this discord

[iron marten]

Tbh

[slender olive]

yeah well

[iron marten]

It wouldn't make any difference

[thin ivy]

most la liga titles too 😉

[slender olive]

All the real barca fans stayed after the 8-2

I bet a bunch of fake barca fans have left us already

[iron marten]

For sure

[grave glen]

There are so many real fans that leaved real after ronaldo left

[jade cradle]

Funny thing is now plastic fans are coming to us ACM

[grave glen]

Im so sure this will happen too

[thin ivy]

we cant have fake fans in real madrid anymore cus ronaldo's gone and we dont have that messi tier player anymore

[jade cradle]

Because we actually have a chance of going to UCL and winning the scudetto

[thin ivy]

No and maybe

[jade cradle]

Bruh yes

If we place top 4

UCL time

[grave glen]

Who is the favorite of signing messi?

[thin ivy]

we gonna get knocked out in group stage

[grave glen]

PSG?

[iron marten]

Citeh

[jade cradle]

Probs

[thin ivy]

Oil City

[grave glen]

Noooo

[iron marten]

Bri ish

Manchester Citeh

[grave glen]

He should go to PSG

[thin ivy]

roadmen fc

[thin ivy]

nah its no challenge

[jade cradle]

Aguero FC

[grave glen]

Then they only need

[jade cradle]

[grave glen]

Suarez

[thin ivy]

daddy pep is in oil city so obv thats where messi is going

[grave glen]

That MSN will be completed

[thin ivy]

tf is poch gonna do with messi

[slender olive]

Pretty sure Milan's going back to the CL

[jade cradle]

Suarez ain't doing shit rn

[grave glen]

Wjat

What

He is topscorer of la liga rn

[jade cradle]

True that

[grave glen]

And first in table

[thin ivy]

he sure does enough to piss costa off and make him leave

imagine if atletico wins lol costa be like ah fuck why did i have to leave

[jade cradle]

Finally someone actually believing in us

Inter fans are now becoming like Chelsea fans when Leicester won the Prem

[slender olive]

Dude

[jade cradle]

[slender olive]

you're way too high to bottle it

Scudetto isn't over yet

as well

[thin ivy]

i do believe in milan but we're far too inconsistent to get into UCL that high. Man we cant even win EUL.

[slender olive]

you've still got a chance in that

[thin ivy]

but in scudetto, hell yeah we could get that

[jade cradle]

Well we will see if we can win UEL

[grave glen]

Unpopular Opinion:
Sevilla will finish above Barca and Real this season

[jade cradle]

In the cup we were unlucky

[thin ivy]

im praying for it

[thin ivy]

barca maybe... real? nah

[slender olive]

Hmm there's an argument to be made for that

it depends

[thin ivy]

atletico is the only la liga club who could place higher in UCL rn than us

[jade cradle]

Sevilla looking solid rn

[slender olive]

Sevilla need to show consistency and put together a solid winning run

[thin ivy]

but atletico are bottlers

like us

lol

[slender olive]

And beat us or madrid

[jade cradle]

They won the title in 2014, what else do they want more?

[grave glen]

I like how atletico has the least games in the league and is still top of the league

[thin ivy]

that was a long time ago. they had a classier squad too

godin

[jade cradle]

True

Godin was class

[grave glen]

Fair

[thin ivy]

Godin was always mad

lol

[grave glen]

Real is actually really solid in the league

[thin ivy]

Torres too goddamn that jacked mofo

[thin ivy]

not as solid as we want but we've stayed in top 3 this whole time

[slender olive]

they can win a couple in a row then fall off

[jade cradle]

https://twitter.com/hadrien_grenier/status/1361813962690605056

Hadrien (@hadrien_grenier)

https://t.co/13bXS0XWeq

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 11:05 PM

Messi about to wear a PSG jearsey

[thin ivy]

UCL is a different story. We score a goal first half then second half, we pretend that we already won and concede two goals.

Thats us last UCL

[grave glen]

Will ramos leave Real Madrid?

[thin ivy]

and also courtois getting megged by mbappe

[grave glen]

100% or only a rumor rn?

[thin ivy]

no

[slender olive]

50-50

[jade cradle]

Probs in the summer

[thin ivy]

all the other clubs hate ramos

lol

[grave glen]

PSG doesnt know him

[iron marten]

Everyone's trolling Barca in football chat

24/7

[jade cradle]

Bruh

[iron marten]

It'll never stop

[jade cradle]

Why so mean

Wait I'ma see for myself

[iron marten]

Yeah look

[grave glen]

Imagine Ramos back to Sevilla @iron marten

Would you want him back?

[iron marten]

Hmm

[slender olive]

Could be interesting

but I think sevilla fans hate him now

[iron marten]

I personally wouldn't mind, he can play as a RB again

I know most Sevilla fans hate him, but I don't

[grave glen]

But I personally dont think he will move to a la liga club

I mean

[slender olive]

it depends ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grave glen]

Corrected

[thin ivy]

god no please

[iron marten]

He won't join Sevilla again, no way

[jade cradle]

Sevilla getting key players this summer

Might get ramos

[iron marten]

Nah

[grave glen]

No

His wages are waaay to high for sevilla

[slender olive]

Lmfao that would be a dub for sevilla

[iron marten]

He'll probably join Man Utd or PSG

[slender olive]

Both those clubs are ew

[grave glen]

He is allowed to move everywhere

[slender olive]

I'd rather he go to Milan

[grave glen]

But please dont move to bayern

[jade cradle]

Now we talking

[slender olive]

Lmao

depends on a lot of things

[grave glen]

I like ramos but if he moves to bayern

I will hate him

[slender olive]

Ok i'm sleeping

byes

[grave glen]

Take a good nap

[jade cradle]

I don't think he will come at us. We already have some kind of good defense but he will be useful if he comes.

[slender olive]

yea

[iron marten]

Cya

[slender olive]

goodnight

[thin ivy]

if ramos gets to sevilla

they're gonna get in top 3 for sure

[iron marten]

We're already almost top 3 if you look at the table

It's not a big gap

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kounde-j7james-sevilla-gif-20361695

Im scared of this guy

[iron marten]

Kounde is amazing

[grave glen]

He will give me nightmares today

https://tenor.com/view/eleven-elevensports-forthefans-ennesyri-sevilla-gif-19434847

This guy too

[iron marten]

Have some faith, Said

[thin ivy]

rightt just one point below barca

[iron marten]

Exactly

[grave glen]

I swear sevilla is a team that could win vs Barca real and atletico

And loose to last place

[iron marten]

Look Said, Liverpool have won against Leipzig even though they were in shit form. Everyone expected Leipzig to win, but they didn't. So anything can happen.

[iron marten]

Don't worry, we won against Huesca

[grave glen]

How did Real sociedad bottle top 4 so fast

[iron marten]

They're still good

[grave glen]

They were top of the table for like 4 matchdays

Now 5

[iron marten]

Yeah well

"It's not football, it's LaLiga"

[thin ivy]

i like sevilla man

id probably be a sevilla fan if i hated madrid or something

[iron marten]

But you don't

What you're trying to say is, that you just love Sevilla

[grave glen]

Who are the missing key players of sevilla today?

Ik ocampos

Who else

[iron marten]

Hmm

I think Ocampos is actually the only one

[grave glen]

Is acuna fit?

[iron marten]

I guess so

We'll have to see

[grave glen]

No he is actually injured (source transfermarkt)

Is he a key player for sevilla?

[iron marten]

Oh, I totally forgot

Well, he's mostly a starter

[grave glen]

Whats his position sometimes he is a LW and sometimes a LB

[iron marten]

Always LB

[grave glen]

He used to be a LW in fifa 20 thats why i was confused

[iron marten]

Escudero is alright as a backup

And Aleix Vidal is going to play at RB

I heard that Jesus Navas has a fewer, so we're not sure

[thin ivy]

i dont love sevilla but I admire them

[iron marten]

I see

[grave glen]

I admire them aswell

Even if they will trash us today

They are kinda... likable

There are many reasons for example to hate real or barca

But there arent many to hate sevilla

[thin ivy]

We beat them last game i think

but their counter attacks were fast which is like how our counters should look like but isnt

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/Ultra_Suristic/status/1362051664962875393?s=20

M•A•J (@Ultra_Suristic)

Jordi Alba to Mbappé: "You're getting to big for yourself."

Mbappé to Jordi Alba: "In the streets I kill you

Alba to Piqué: "He's learning, the bugger is learning."

Piqué to Mbappé: "Who are you going to kill?"

Mbappé: "On streets I KILL you!" #BARPSG

https://t.co/o2Cyu8CDnH

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Twitter · Feb 17, 2021, 2:49 PM

MY G

Kevin & Mbappe 🤝 Hating on Jordi Alba

[alpine socket]

Lol

[devout geyser]

Alba is awful

[alpine socket]

I had received it before match

[covert monolith]

[plain elbow]

I like how they slipped in busquets in here like if we didn't notice.....

[daring flint]

im starting to lowkey hate busquets