la-liga

[slender olive]

No pressure, just put on a good show

[late bridge]

❝We can beat [anyone].❞
— @RonaldKoeman nice to bring confidence before the game :sweat_smile:

[alpine socket]

Why not

[slender olive]

yeah

heads up lads

We're no pushover

[alpine socket]

Should we say we r afraid lol

[slender olive]

fuck it, no

[late bridge]

didn't say that

[slender olive]

We shouldn't be afraid

[late bridge]

did i?

[slender olive]

Cautious, yes, but we can go into this knowing that if we put on a good show and play well, there's no real consequence

[alpine socket]

Well, like last year we don't have Vidal saying we r the best in world

[late bridge]

that was pretty ok before the game happened

[iron marten]

Vidal actually jinxed Barca

[upper drift]

Barcelona fans jinxed it again....

[alpine socket]

We don't care now 😂

[slender olive]

Shite

[thin ivy]

Im always glad people from other leagues joining la liga tbh.

That one

[still pagoda]

Our defense has actually been good of late

[slender olive]

yh

[still pagoda]

But tbf we have played Huesca, Valencia and Getafe

Walmart Ramos is on form

Sorry I mean Nacho

[iron marten]

Yeah

[still pagoda]

XI that I would probably start vs Atalanta
Courtois
Vazquez - Nacho - Varane - Mendy
Modric - Casemiro - Kroos
Asensio - Benzema - Vinicius Jr.

But this isn't the XI that will start because we'll have atleast 43 more injuries in the next 10 days

[opal sigil]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1361298846018658304

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨🌕| Carvajal will be out for 2 months. @jfelixdiaz #rmalive

Twitter · Feb 15, 2021, 12:58 PM

[upper drift]

f

[late kernel]

😕

[alpine socket]

Ops

[torn ermine]

can we just go to the next day

the UCL is making me nervous

[torn ermine]

im actually afraid XD
but i trust we have the chance to win, not completely 0

[slender olive]

yep

[grave glen]

dude loss is ok
humiliation is not
arajulo is the only one who could stop mbappe
now its mbappe vs lenglet

[slender olive]

Lmao ye

[grave glen]

which we shodunt

sevilla we should have gotten a pen but no use now

[grave glen]

with pique fati arajulo recovered we can

[slender olive]

fati wont recover soon enough

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1361314123011809282?s=19

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

Real Madrid's injuries this season:

🏥 Carvajal x4
🏥 Hazard x3 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Ramos x2
🏥 Militao x2 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Lucas x2
🏥 Odriozola x2
🏥 Marcelo x2
🏥 Nacho x2 (+Covid🦠)
🏥 Isco x2
🏥 Fede x2
🏥 Kroos
🏥 Casemiro (Covid🦠)
🏥 Benzema
🏥 Mariano
🏥 Asensio
🏥 Rodrygo

Twitter · Feb 15, 2021, 1:59 PM

Goodness me

[torn ermine]

oh my goodness

[iron marten]

Damn Carvajal

4x? My god

[late kernel]

Damn. FFS.

[slender olive]

Carjaval wow

[late kernel]

Despite all those injuries, they are doing well rn

[quartz bane]

i dont think the first leg will be that eventful

i think that we have a solid enough defence to keep them at bay... with frenkie having done well defensively

hopefully ilaix also gets to start

whats good is that neymar, di maria, and juan bernat are out

they may be defensively weak

but keylor is strong

[quartz bane]

wow damn

yall even beating liverpool 😂

[still pagoda]

Ikr lmao

[iron marten]

I'll stick with Barca winning 3-1 against PSG in the 1st leg

[upper drift]

And losing 4-1 in the second

[still pagoda]

I think Psg will win 3-1 1st leg

[upper drift]

sounds fair enough

[iron marten]

What?

That'd be mad

[still pagoda]

Not really

I've seen some ppl predicting Barca to lose 5-0

[upper drift]

PSG winning 3-1 ain't really a surprise tbh

[still pagoda]

Ffs Suarez had gotten covid and Neymar injured

WHY

They don't want want play against Messi 😭

[iron marten]

What?!

Now that's too much

[still pagoda]

Yeah lmao

[iron marten]

0-5 in Camp Nou?

I doubt that'll happen

• PSG aren't doing that great either

[still pagoda]

Is Sergi Roberto injured or is he fit?

[iron marten]

Dest will probably play

So it's fine

This will be a big test for Koeman's Barcelona, they've got the mentality. Anything can happen tomorrow, maybe a 4-0 win to Barca? Maybe a 0-3 win to PSG?

[late kernel]

🤷‍♂️

[wintry heath]

pique back on training

[slender olive]

2-1 imo

maybe 2-0 or 3-1

or psg dont turn up, and like alicia said 4-0

but thats unlikely

[jovial sluice]

they have squad depth unlike us

we have to rely on academy players

[jovial sluice]

VAMOS

would love a pique-araujo comb

but not this game

cuz they need to link up well

and we can't experiment in big games

probs a migueza/araujo

comb

but koeman does not prefer that

[quartz bane]

ay my g... tho i dont think it will happen

[quartz bane]

ayyyyyy

but he aint gon play still

thats sad

[quartz bane]

i think that is a fair analysis

psg has looked strong recently

and they are a tough team

but they lack decisiveness and good leadership

which barca has

lets see how it goes

i havent been disappointed w the youngsters in big matches

only probably dest

hes shite

[quartz bane]

injured

[quartz bane]

we might for all you know start with mingueza there

and then replace with dest

both are shite

mingueza is scared of shit

[quartz bane]

aight nah

just no

thats too much of bullshit

while we havent been the best at all this year

id say we have been stable

real madrid got a fucking easy draw

atalanta is shite this year

[upper drift]

They’re racking up form slowly tho

Not considering when they Borussed it against Torino

[quartz bane]

i mean my point is that aside from the top few teams in italy i dont really see any contenders that create upsets

and lets face it, liverpool barca and atletico have the toughest ties

[upper drift]

Suuure, but Atalanta are no easy team fam

Gladbach?

[quartz bane]

yeah no doubt otherwise why the fuck would they be in the prequarters

[quartz bane]

i mean objectively speaking yes gladbach and lazio... i think what i meant was that these are going to be the toughest ties overall... where the teams are pretty even

heck id add that sevilla v dortmund might be spicy to watch

sevilla fucks teams up big time

[jovial sluice]

all 3 played for athleti

[jovial sluice]

shit, bruh he is good

yes

maybe defensively

he needs work

but he can catch up with mbappe

[quartz bane]

pace wise yes

will give u that

but his skills also flop so often

and he has decent vision at best but its still a downgrade from playing roberto

[jovial sluice]

downgradre

downgrade??

bruh you must be joking

roberto is a liability defensively

and he does not produce offensively consistently

[quartz bane]

my guy what are you on about have you ever seen a game w roberto, he moves the ball effectively, and has good vision so he can easily make a good pass inwards,

he holds possession well

his pace is shite but he does well in challenges

dest lacks the following

vision

accuracy in passing

holding possession

we're lucky neymar is out

or he woulda exposed this shit

[torn ermine]

i thought im the only one tho notice this

but sometimes there are times where he fucked up in the defense tbf

[alpine socket]

Is pique playing?

[quartz bane]

nope

hes out

for a while

[alpine socket]

So we have Umtiti and lenglet

[quartz bane]

i just feel bad for ansu

[quartz bane]

and mingueza

and frenkie who can double up as a cb

[alpine socket]

doesn't look healthy :|

[jovial sluice]

that is cuz roberto is a midfielder who plays as a right back

and mbappe is a speed merchant

[quartz bane]

no roberto is a right back who can play as a mid what are u saying

[jovial sluice]

he will just spam the R2/RT and go full speed ahead

[jovial sluice]

bruh what are you on

he was originally a mid fielder

[quartz bane]

mbappe is their rw and strike how is he gonna interact with dest that much

[quartz bane]

but he is not anymore my guy

[jovial sluice]

but enrique converted him into an RB

[jovial sluice]

i meant he still has the traits of one

[quartz bane]

and it has been a while since that happened

[jovial sluice]

bruh too much fifs

fifa

[jovial sluice]

he still has the traits

[quartz bane]

thats exactly the point hes a right back that can play in other positions too my g dest cannot

[jovial sluice]

you just don't forgot traits like that

[quartz bane]

my guy i get players move across but for speed demons like mbappe he gets one track and he runs on that

[quartz bane]

doesnt mean u dont adapt my g

[quartz bane]

mbappe will mess up jordi more

and he will be difficult for slow players like umtiti

[jovial sluice]

dest is better than him at dribbling and is faster and probably even better than him at defending

[quartz bane]

dest is better than him at dribbling only marginally because makes too many errors, and u are blatantly wrong in saying that dest is better than him at defending watch the matches again

[jovial sluice]

yes

not defending

but dest is better than him at dribbling

roberto is leaky at the back

but dest makes it up with his pace

why pace you may ask

to make recoveries

and to deal with fast players

[devout geyser]

Mbappe will probably run circles

around Barca defense

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1361392160633991170?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

David Alaba has reached a verbal agreement with Real Madrid since the beginning of January. His pre-contract until June 2025 is ‘almost ready’ - not signed yet.

Chelsea, Liverpool as other clubs are still trying to convince him... but Alaba’s priority is joining Real Madrid ⚪️ https://t.co/LITUivZexn

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Twitter · Feb 15, 2021, 7:09 PM

[plain elbow]

and sergio ramos's future continues to loom in the air..

[keen gorge]

Fireworks at the P$G hotel in Barcelona
https://twitter.com/elchiringuitotv/status/1361411268289191941

El Chiringuito TV (@elchiringuitotv)

🎥💥IMAGEN @ELCHIRINGUITOTV💥

FUEGOS ARTIFICIALES en la puerta del HOTEL del PSG en Barcelona. (📹 @10JoseAlvarez)

La última hora a las 12 en MEGA. https://t.co/IOZviLitvd

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Twitter · Feb 15, 2021, 8:25 PM

[feral palm]

Damn barca based culers actually doing good work for once

[iron marten]

Today's the day

The Champions League is finally back

[devout geyser]

Sevilla are sad

its not Europa League

[iron marten]

No we're not sad, the Champions League is a lot better

It's way more fun

Meanwhile Bilbao have to qualify for the UEL

[slender olive]

die miester, die biesten, les grandes equipes, THE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSS

[grave glen]

Yo @iron marten are you ready to destroy us

[iron marten]

Oh don't say that

But I do think that we have a chance

[grave glen]

We will loose by at least 5 goals in agg

And im serious

[iron marten]

Hmm..

Yeah well, let's just see what happens

[iron marten]

Die Meister*
Die Besten*

[grave glen]

And even if you will destroy us

I still hope you come as far as possible

I like sevilla

Its a nice Club

[iron marten]

Thanks

[grave glen]

You want to hear something positive?

18/19: Dortmund lost to Spurs in RO16
Spurs joins the UCL Final
19/20: Dortmund lost to PSG in RO16
PSG joins the UCL Final

Sevilla be like:
So you telling me there's a chance?

[iron marten]

Imagine the scenes

But I highly doubt that

[grave glen]

From UEL merchants to UCL winners...

[iron marten]

That'd be mad

But winning the UEL isn't bad

[grave glen]

Yea

[keen gorge]

If this happens we will become the Arsenal of Spain

[iron marten]

Fr

[grave glen]

Loool

Would be kinda embarassing if sevilla looses vs us i mean we are in the worst form since i dont know

[keen gorge]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaEN/status/1361496016126676997

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

🔥 @marcosllorente in 2⃣0⃣2⃣1⃣ 🔥

⚽ v Deportivo Alaves
🅰️ v Sevilla FC
🅰️ v SD Eibar
🅰️ v Valencia CF
🅰️ v RC Celta
⚽🅰️ v Granada CF

2 goals and 5 assists in 7 games! 👍

#LaLigaSantander

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 2:02 AM

[grave glen]

Best midfielder of the League this season

I still think his magic night in anfield made him the player he is now

[livid yoke]

shit

it's Marcus Llorente

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-bush-hide-gif-6118837

[iron marten]

Adrian's nightmare

[livid yoke]

never mind Adrian, I still have nightmares

[keen gorge]

It was this and before that the Valencia game

[grave glen]

🔥🔥

[thin ivy]

Nah its de jong or modric. Hes def top 5 tho

[slender olive]

Lmfao

[alpine socket]

How ironic. Barca-PSG will decide Messi's next club

[upper drift]

Oh yea I get you mb

[thin ivy]

Lets go keylor

[torn ermine]

this could be his final season, im just gonna enjoy watching him as long as i can while he is still with us 😔

[slender olive]

whens the squad list coming out

[torn ermine]

i think its near the game time

PSG has announced their squad last night

[slender olive]

who was in it

[plain elbow]

i don't feel confident for this game, but i don't feel nervous/scared either. strange

[torn ermine]

im actually scared, and just want the game to quickly start

[plain elbow]

without a doubt though, we need to get the best out of this first leg

honestly, if we can get a clean sheet, that would already be massive..... but we can never ever trust this defense at all

if we give them one or two away goals, we're in huge trouble.

[slender olive]

dang

[slender olive]

Clean sheet would be amazing

but we should aim to win at all costs

[torn ermine]

are we home first?

[slender olive]

any sort of advantage

yea

[torn ermine]

okay

clean sheet will give us a massively big advantage

[plain elbow]

what CB pairing do yall think koeman'll go with?

[torn ermine]

its either umtiti X lenglet or mingueza X lenglet

[plain elbow]

I think it'll be mingueza and lenglet

and we better hope dest is ready

dest is pacey, so I'll be a bit less worried of him dealing with mbappe.

[grave glen]

it is quite possible of all theams out there sevilla are def one of the best

[grave glen]

piquees back in training

and hes recovered

reports say arajulo wants to force himself

but we fans dont want him too

as his recovery is mofe imp

[plain elbow]

throwing in pique into this game is sus, more so with araujo.

[grave glen]

dest miguesa lenglet alba will be our back 4

[plain elbow]

most likely, yes

[grave glen]

we r gonna get worldwide criticism for not using umtiti

i think u all know why

[plain elbow]

ffs, umtiti has become a meme on social media, but i'm not one for banter/giggles, he's out of depth.

[torn ermine]

wow mingueza must be feeling happy, he just got promoted this season, and now he plays in a big game, its crazy

[grave glen]

he shoudnt be called a b team player anymore

hes a gr8 defender

and hes really helped us

[slender olive]

Mingueza should be promoted

[torn ermine]

i think this season is probably the most time we played a lot of young players, and i love seeing that

[slender olive]

he's been pretty solid

[torn ermine]

he is solid, just inexperienced

thats all

[slender olive]

mhm

[plain elbow]

solid, but rash at times.

[slender olive]

yea well

[grave glen]

exactly

[plain elbow]

his clumsiness could cost us in a game like this

[grave glen]

and exp also hes slowly getting

[grave glen]

he mi8 be xtra careful here

[slender olive]

Araujo's for sure out, right?

[plain elbow]

apparently, the higher ups at barcelona don't rate mingueza though. they leaked ramon planes's work a few weeks ago

umtiti is also bound to be sold in the summer

[grave glen]

and its bed

[grave glen]

mahn we should sell coutinho umtiti and a few more

not the young ones yet

messi ia bound to leave

[torn ermine]

dont you think we need a proper DM to replace busquets

busquets has been irreplaceable

[slender olive]

yea

we need to put him in his proper position and hell do well

[jovial sluice]

moriba can but

we need depth

[spice magnet]

there's also jandro orellana

[jovial sluice]

yes

[thin ivy]

https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2019/06/rea.png?strip=all&w=960&quality=100

ez top 5 la liga away kit of all time

[jovial sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-barca-antoine-griezmann-griezmann-gif-19131687

ez top 5 worst kits of all time

this is top 5 away kits too

[thin ivy]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/38/4e/f3/384ef3e085015a267c909cfbe0628c2a.jpg

My favorite barca kit

[jovial sluice]

e

this is min

[thin ivy]

2019, 2012 and 2006 real madrid kits are my favorite

[thin ivy]

That looks terrible imo. Looks like the DDPAT skin from csgo

Imagine people who call our kits the "fly emirates jersey"

ugh

[upper drift]

Oof

Have a lot Around me who do

„HeY, dO yA wAtCh FlY eMiRaTeS fC?“

[thin ivy]

Jesus christ

Not trying to be an elitist but if youre wearing a jersey or a band shirt, you have to know some about it

[upper drift]

Not like anyone around me watches football haha

[jovial sluice]

yes

same here

[upper drift]

The only Réal Madrid fans around me are the ones who still think Ronaldo plays there

[sharp hornet]

pretty much

[grave glen]

visca el barca
WE WILL BEAT PSG TODAY

[thin ivy]

Bruh samee

Its so sad

[slender olive]

hopefully

[upper drift]

[jinx protector]

[slender olive]

yeah

[alpine socket]

matchday

[late bridge]

That black barca kit is just too good

[sharp hornet]

fr

[late bridge]

I would say that is the best barca away kit for me

[keen gorge]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaEN/status/1361586864977707010

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

A true @atletienglish legend is celebrating today! 🇺🇾🌟

Happy 35th birthday, @diegogodin! 🎂 https://t.co/wF0vHCr0Cs

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 8:03 AM

[wintry heath]

underrated

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1361607660580319232?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Lionel Messi will not be a Bayern Münich target in the summer. Rummenigge to Corriere: “I laughed when I saw Messi's contract with Barcelona... I can only say congrats to him for obtaining an astronomical contract. But this salary situation needs to be changed”. 🔴 #Bayern

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 9:25 AM

🤔

[velvet sphinx]

bookies backing us

[thin ivy]

When will group stage end again

[grave glen]

?

[thin ivy]

For ucl

[grave glen]

its already ended

long time ago

this is 1/16 finals

[thin ivy]

Ohh

I thought it was still called group stage

Lol

[alpine socket]

Bro......

[alpine socket]

They can't afford him tho

[wintry heath]

seirously

Ter Stegen, Dest, Pique, Busquets, Griezmann, Pjanic, Braithwaite, Messi, Dembele, Puig, Neto, Lenglet, Pedri, Trincao, Alba, Matheus, De Jong, Umtiti, Junior, Iñaki, Mingueza
^ barca squad for tonight

[karmic jungle]

LaLiga TOTW!!!
GK: Bono (Sevilla)
DEF: Diego Carlos (Sevilla), Dimitrios Siovas (Huesca), Aridane Hernandez (Osasuna)
MID: Iñaki Williams (Bilbao), Toni Kroos (Real Madrid), Casemiro (Real Madrid), Francisco Trincão (Barcelona)
ATT: Santi Mina (Celta), Lionel Messi (Barcelona), Alex Berenguer (Bilbao)

Formation: 3x4x3

[wintry heath]

Dest fit to play apparently

So is pique

Sergi roberto injured again

[jovial sluice]

2 barca players

[karmic jungle]

LaLiga 2 TOTW!!!
GK: José Antonio Caro (Ponferradina)
DEF: Javier Hernandez (Leganés), Jair (Real Zaragoza), Jean-Sylvain Babin (Gijón), Juanko (Real Oviedo)
CDM: Ismaila Ciss (Fuenlabrada)
MID: Paulino De La Fuente (Logroñés), Randy Nteka (Fuenlabrada), Juan Villar (Almería)
ATT: Rubén Castro (Cartagena), Cristhian Stuani (Girona)

Formation: 4x1x3x2

[iron marten]

Your name might trigger a lot of Bundesliga fans, Rian

[feral palm]

Barcelona Lineup vs PSG 🤞🏻

Ter Stegen
Alba
Pique
Mingueza
Dest
Busquets
De Jong
Pedri
Griezmann
Messi
Trincao

@iron marten lmfao ik I got attacked for it a lot yesterday

[iron marten]

Yeah, shows how toxic Bundesliga is

Shameful

[slender olive]

What happened

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1361493796689747971

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

So many different feelings ahead of this Barça PSG game. I’m excited, I’m hopeful but I’m also cautious and sceptical at the same time. It’s difficult to know what to expect. I just hope we see the team give everything, whatever happens!

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 1:53 AM

Thats all us rn

Visca el barcaAAAAAAA

[thin ivy]

Is di maria starting

[slender olive]

No hes injured....

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1361613297297031171

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

📍🌗| Kylian Mbappé will not renew his contract if PSG is eliminated vs Barcelona. @DeportesCuatro

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Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 9:48 AM

COME ON BARCELONA

[slender olive]

Lmao

[slender olive]

Are you actually going to root for us

[still pagoda]

only if this 100% true

[slender olive]

Huh

Thanks i guess

[still pagoda]

Barcelona have a choice, either they win this game, and suffer next season, or lose this game and get bantered as always for losing in the UCL

[slender olive]

Fuck Mbappe, we can deal with him

lets do this

[still pagoda]

Dont renew Mbappe

[slender olive]

I mean, it's not like the french league's anything to be proud of

[still pagoda]

come to Madrid

[slender olive]

We gotta see him in la liga first

he can still flop

[still pagoda]

[slender olive]

Look, even if both neymar and mbappe moved to madrid if we lost, I'd still be rooting for us

[still pagoda]

yeah ik..

[slender olive]

We have to focus on this season, and make the best of it

We've already lost the league, halfway to losing the CDR

Champions league, as weird as it sounds- is one of our only hopes for a trophy this season, and I believe on our day, we can beat anyone

If we show up

If we play to our absolute best

[still pagoda]

i dont even know how we'll manage vs better teams anymore

half our team is injured

[slender olive]

yeah well

Do you fancy your chances against Atalanta

they're an amazing team, do not underestimate them

[still pagoda]

I wont

I made that mistake in 2019

[slender olive]

Don't be suprised if you get knocked out

[still pagoda]

Wont do it again

If Ramos was there, i would be suprised...

[slender olive]

Ramos is huge

[still pagoda]

but now that hes injured, i wont be suprised tbh lmao

[slender olive]

If we get past PSG, i wonder who we'll get

I hope its RBL

[still pagoda]

Suarez got coronavirus, and Neymar got injured, they dont want to play against Messi 😭

i as a neutral wanted to see them both play vs Barcelona

would've been really weird

[slender olive]

hmm

[still pagoda]

Hmm
https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1361457644788215808

Madrid Xtra. (@MadridXtra)

❗| Real Madrid will follow Mbappe's game against Barcelona very closely tomorrow.
@diarioas

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Twitter · Feb 15, 2021, 11:29 PM

[slender olive]

Well

[still pagoda]

the games at 1:30am my place

and i have school tomorrow

so i wont be able to watch anything

[slender olive]

Its 4am

No school

for me

I'm on holiday the entire week bc of CNY

So....I'll wake up to watch it if I can

[still pagoda]

maybe my parents allow me to watch it...

[slender olive]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[iron marten]

Will it be another disappointment for Barcelona? Or will it be a hopeful win? We'll find out later on.

[slender olive]

I have to be prepared to see us lose 0-3 or something like that, but also be prepared to see us smash psg 4-0 or something

Both sides of the spectrum can happen

[iron marten]

Oh yeah

[slender olive]

I'm going for a close W to us, but anything can happen

anything

My god though im hyped asf

[iron marten]

Your heart is going to beat fast once the match begins

[slender olive]

Yeah

I would love nothing more than to comprehensively beat PSG and get karma for everything

But I know that the opposite may happen and that we'll be dealt a harsh reminder that we're nowhere good enough

Besides, if we beat PSG, where do we go from here?

If we do, we've got the likes of Bayern and Man city and Atletico and such to contend with, and I doubt we're good enough to do THAT yet

[iron marten]

The only thing Barcelona has to learn is to play decent when playing away matches. So far it's been good, but it's a whole different thing in the UCL.

[still pagoda]

Sergi Roberto is injured...

[slender olive]

However beating PSG would make a statement to the rest of europe that we're on the up

[still pagoda]

@slender olive your prediction?

[slender olive]

Yea, actually we somehow won all 3 away matches in the group stage- especially that 2-0 W over juve

[slender olive]

2-1

[still pagoda]

to?

[slender olive]

Maybe 2-0 or 3-1

to us

[still pagoda]

fair enough

[slender olive]

you?

[iron marten]

It's important to not let away goals in

[still pagoda]

Barcelona 1-3 PSG

[iron marten]

Jesus

[still pagoda]

Its not as mad as you think

[slender olive]

Wow

No, it isn't

[iron marten]

Hmm

[still pagoda]

i've seen some wilder predictions

[slender olive]

I hope that doesn't happen, but it may

if it does yeah we're screwed

[iron marten]

But Neymar and Di Maria are injured

[still pagoda]

Barcelona are playing at home right?

[iron marten]

Yeah

[still pagoda]

They're gonna have to defend for their lives...

and let in as few as possible

[iron marten]

True

[slender olive]

Defend? nah

we go for the w

[iron marten]

It doesn't matter if Barca only wins 1-0, it'd boost their confidence a lot

[slender olive]

yea

[torn ermine]

@feral palm @alpine socket @slender olive cant wait for this, im so so nervous, i just want the game to start already. Also i want to see how far have we progressed since last season

[feral palm]

My nerves don't kick in until 2-3 hours before the game so I'm okay rn

[torn ermine]

@grave glen how are you feeling, spirit?

[feral palm]

I'm just not gonna let myself get too excited

[torn ermine]

yeah same

[iron marten]

Never have high expectations

[torn ermine]

fr

[upper drift]

@feral palm bruh....your nickname

[feral palm]

C:

@upper drift wolfsburg is cool tho dw

[upper drift]

No

Fake VfL

[feral palm]

What's the real one

I'm anti bundesliga but pro Leipzig, Wolfsburg, Gladbach, Leverkusen and Werder Bremen

[upper drift]

The Real one is VfL Borussia Mönchengladbach

[feral palm]

Yeah Gladbach are cool

[upper drift]

Rweeeely kewl

[jovial sluice]

yes man hyped as hell

[jovial sluice]

so you from india?

[wintry heath]

Yk thats actually our best lineup tbh, sending in pique is a little bit risky but atleast its not lenglet

[iron marten]

Lenglet didn't even play bad in the last 2 games

[jovial sluice]

yes

[wintry heath]

There will be subs between trincao and dembele

[jovial sluice]

and we need a left footed cb

to start

if mingueza plays

[wintry heath]

And probably busquets will be subbed off

[jovial sluice]

at least he won't be semedoed

[jovial sluice]

busquets has been good recently

[iron marten]

Semedo was so bad

[jovial sluice]

he is overhated

[iron marten]

Overrated

[jovial sluice]

even though he is a barca legend

[wintry heath]

but all depends on how they perform

[jovial sluice]

busquets or semedo

[wintry heath]

i never said i hate him or that hes not a barca legend

[iron marten]

You've gotta be joking

[jovial sluice]

semedo was never rated

[jovial sluice]

i meant busquets

[iron marten]

Oh

[feral palm]

I want Trincao to start, and then sub a fresh Dembele on at HT to wreak havoc on their tired fullbacks

[jovial sluice]

yes

[iron marten]

Busquets should finally leave

[jovial sluice]

especially kurzawa

[wintry heath]

busquets is just a bit old and he gets a bit tired

[jovial sluice]

i don't wanna jinx but he is the weak link

imo

but

hope this does not jinx

[feral palm]

Florenzi is a weak link too

[jovial sluice]

nah

florenzi is an upgrade to meunier

[feral palm]

That isn't a very high standard

[jovial sluice]

and you saw what he did vs us when he was in roma

[jovial sluice]

i mean yea

but he did screw us up

and is very attack minded

[wintry heath]

i believe we can get a w

[jovial sluice]

but with a close margin

[still pagoda]

ye

[iron marten]

🇮🇳

That's your flag

[thin ivy]

Buiscuits can move to serie a

Or prem

[upper drift]

Or come to the best club itw

[thin ivy]

@iron marten is alica your irl nickname

[thin ivy]

Which one

[upper drift]

You know what I mean bruv?

[iron marten]

Yeah it's Alicia*, is Cole your real name?

[feral palm]

Ilaix now has the most liked tweet by a footballer in history..jesus christ

[thin ivy]

Yeah lol everyonr calls me by it

[feral palm]

I feel like a proud older brother

[thin ivy]

Im sorry but nahh i dont

[upper drift]

You’re not a man of culture dude

[thin ivy]

Educate me, i might actually know

And just cant remember

[iron marten]

Okay

[upper drift]

Mönchengladbach

[jovial sluice]

*Mönchencomebach

[iron marten]

That's a long name

[upper drift]

^

[iron marten]

Borussia Mönchengladbach

[grave glen]

dont really have any high hopes haha would be interesting to see how koeman lines up tho, how are you feeling

[jovial sluice]

petrified

some of the fans are waaaaay too cocky

they are saying a 3-0/4-0 win

but they forgot that lenglet has a high chance to play alongside pique

cuz koeman backed lenglet in the press conferenc

e

[grave glen]

doubt pique starts

[jovial sluice]

i mean

[feral palm]

@grave glen reports are leaning towards a pique start

[jovial sluice]

koeman would take experience over talent/potential

[grave glen]

oo

[jovial sluice]

all day of the week

[feral palm]

Pjanic says hi

[grave glen]

id like him to start if hes 100 percent but I doubt he is

[feral palm]

Apparently the medical team are as surprised as anyone with how ready pique is

He's been training with the team for a week

[jovial sluice]

busquets has more experience

in barca

so i rest my case

and de jong is an exception

[feral palm]

Different positions?

[jovial sluice]

cuz koeman simps for him

[feral palm]

We only have one defensive midfielder

Busquets

Nobody else can play his position

[jovial sluice]

oh sorry i was still sticking to the double pivot midfield

[jovial sluice]

moriba can

but too young

[feral palm]

Nah we're fully into 4-3-3 now

[jovial sluice]

and inexperience

[feral palm]

Ilaix is a box to box midfielder

[jovial sluice]

plus the pressure will kill him

[feral palm]

He's like Frenkie

[jovial sluice]

did you see the alaves game

[jovial sluice]

ik

which is why i said i was still sticking

[jovial sluice]

he is the closest to the cdm position

[grave glen]

not really

he never played there for B

not sure u19s cause I dont watch them

[feral palm]

Jandro is the only other CDM we have at barca

[iron marten]

How many people are in the Barca Discord group?

2900?

[slender olive]

apparently ur not aallowed 2 mention other servers in here

rip

[iron marten]

Well it's still based on LaLiga

[slender olive]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

dont know rly

[jovial sluice]

wait they have one

[slender olive]

yh

apparently

[torn ermine]

i feel nervous, i just want to know the result fast XD

[iron marten]

I've just looked it up, there are 2900 people in there

[slender olive]

yea lol

[torn ermine]

ilaix moriba post with messi got like 1.1M likes in twitter?? BRUH

[alpine socket]

Yea lol

[zenith estuary]

@torn ermine oi

Good luck

[alpine socket]

[torn ermine]

thanks g 😂 🤝

i hope are not a jinx

XD

[zenith estuary]

@grave glen

[zenith estuary]

It is

[alpine socket]

We should be jinx free by now 😂

[zenith estuary]

Sorry

[torn ermine]

ffs

[zenith estuary]

[grave glen]

the only one who needs luck is you pal @zenith estuary

[zenith estuary]

Yea yea

Ik

[alpine socket]

🤣

[zenith estuary]

Cant have liverpool be the only team who goes home with heads low tonight

Barca better lose too

[thin ivy]

I wanna be a dick and spam alle alle psg but i dont like seeing messi sad

[upper drift]

Allez Paris!

[torn ermine]

😭

[grave glen]

Pique is in squad

[slender olive]

Piss off mate

jkjk

[upper drift]

Damn y’all gonna kill me one day

I know how to trigger each and every person in this server

[slender olive]

dang

trigger me then

[upper drift]

Just did lol

You can trigger me with farmers league

[slender olive]

ok then ill say agriculturists league

[upper drift]

[torn ermine]

wait pique is actually back? wow

[slender olive]

yea

[plain elbow]

pique is in the match squad

and, I genuinely think he’ll be risked by koeman

he’ll start alongside clement

[alpine socket]

Dest is fit too

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/RMadridInfo/status/1361693331571544075?s=20

Real Madrid Info ³⁴ (@RMadridInfo)

Hazard has lost 4kg and is already running with the ball only 12 days after his injury. [@JLSanchez78]

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 3:06 PM

Wow Hazard lost weight!

[torn ermine]

LMAO

[slender olive]

wow

claps

[jovial sluice]

[slender olive]

In all honesty he should go to another club

[thin ivy]

Farmers league? Nah fam its the uber eats league now.

[thin ivy]

Roberto tho if ya know what i mean

[upper drift]

A’ight let’s not say that

But for YT trolls it ain’t

[slender olive]

imagine we get sponsored by a huge company and like

instead of la liga its the microsoft league

[alpine socket]

Time for mbappe to prove his worth and also barcelona to show their commitment

[slender olive]

and the premier league gets sponsored by uh amazon- amazon league

[covert monolith]

jeff bezos to buy every club

except for united bc the glazers wouldnt sell

[iron marten]

Comeback

[icy crypt]

We've been hoping for that every time he's came back from injury, so I'm not even exited anymore tbh

[late kernel]

Hazard losing weight?

[quartz bane]

all my fellow asian fans... yall gonna watch or nah?

[alpine socket]

Messi has contributed to 28% of all goals scored by Barcelona in the Champions League.

[alpine socket]

1:30 am 😴 😴

and exams next week so not possible at all

[quartz bane]

thats the case practically every year now tbh

[quartz bane]

yea thats sad

ill stay up ill try my best

[alpine socket]

It stretches to 3:45 am, it's hard. And parents 🤫

[old stratus]

ye man

really wanted to watch this game

[torn ermine]

yes altho it ruins my sleep schedule

[alpine socket]

Many barca fans gathered outside Camp Nou. And they have same sort of banner that PSG fans had just changed FCB with PSG 🤣

[zealous flower]

Carvajal out for two months

[alpine socket]

Pique is in and comeback after 4 months nearly. Nothing less than a gamble

[wintry heath]

pique is a giga gamble

hopefully recovery made him into maldini

[plain elbow]

lineups should be out in the next few minutes!

[wintry heath]

honestly pique is safer than umtiti lol

im the same height as pique

[torn ermine]

wait pique is honestly a crazy gamble 😳
but koeman always put up some shocking lineup, so yeah...

[plain elbow]

lineups are out!

[iron marten]

This is it..

[wintry heath]

L E N G L E T

[iron marten]

Can Barcelona win.. or will they suffer once again? We'll find out in an hour

[wintry heath]

whatever

Lol lets hope that pique and lenglet do some maldini and nesta magic

[jade cradle]

I have high hopes for barca in this match

They might pull another remuntada...

[alpine socket]

This time the hope is because of our recent performances

[grim thicket]

lineups announced?

[alpine socket]

https://mobile.twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1361747045338513410

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

🚨 LINEUP: Ter Stegen, Dest, Piqué, Lenglet, Alba, De Jong, Busquets, Pedri, Dembélé, Messi and Griezmann. #BarçaPSG 👥

Retweets

110

Likes

1186

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 6:39 PM

[wintry heath]

Veratti playing?

[alpine socket]

Yes

[grim thicket]

i think barca got a very good chances of winning today against this weakened PSG lineup

im more intrigued about Liverpool v Leipzig

[simple matrix]

Should be interesting, I think this is a 1-1 draw, unless messi or mbappe decides to put a show for us. Pique starts already? A bit assured at the back then. Cheers to a good match

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/FCBNewsRoom/status/1361764981537198082

TalkFCB (@FCBNewsRoom)

Whatever happens, give everything. PLEASE.

Likes

876

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 7:50 PM

That's all we ask 🙏

[iron marten]

Now looking at this, really didn't turn out well

[slender olive]

Nope

[iron marten]

PSG fans insulted Barcelona and still won with ease

[keen gorge]

barca fans insulted P$G as well before the game

Lit fireworks infront of their hotel yesterday

[slender olive]

Yeah well

[simple matrix]

Well mbappe decided to turn up today

[torn ermine]

expected results 😂 😂 😂

[slender olive]

Barcelona therapy group, anyone?

[torn ermine]

i have predicted this way before this match, since we are drawn to PSG

[simple matrix]

Imagine had neymar and di maria been fit too

[feral palm]

Rian Ratings

Ter Stegen: 4
Alba: 5
Lenglet: 2
Pique: 3
Dest: 4
Busquets: 4
De Jong: 5
Pedri: 5
Griezmann: 6
Messi: 5
Dembele: 2

Koeman: 3

[slender olive]

I can't believe I thought we actually had a fucking chance

We were outclasseed in every way possible

[feral palm]

Yep

[slender olive]

Kudos to PSG i guess

it's over

We may as well play our b team

[feral palm]

I'd be happy with a 0-0 draw in paris

[slender olive]

in the second leg

Lol

0-0?

[feral palm]

Just stop the bleed, I can't take it anymore

[slender olive]

That's not happening

That makes two of us

[rapid cliff]

sorry but

we are gonna be lucky

if PSG dont bounce us

in 2nd leg

[grave glen]

im kinda also glad that this happend

cuz i want koeman fired

for his subs

dude subs so late

and he does it constantly

[icy crypt]

#XaviIN!

[simple matrix]

Busquets rating is way too high lol, I barely saw him in the match. Messi is 6.5 for me

[icy crypt]

Alba was ass imo

[devout geyser]

everyone aside from Messi deserves a 1

[devout geyser]

except Ter Stegen ig

but thats it

rest were all absolutely garbage

[grave glen]

i mean is it just me or does every team need a defense

[devout geyser]

no

lots of teams have good defense

Barca's defense isnt bad, its absolutely shambolic

[grave glen]

well the usual big teams

[simple matrix]

Bruh ter stegen looked sus today with the ball

Had some clutch saves too

[grave glen]

i have always been worried about ter stegen

i mean even when were at our best

we still manage to concide

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1361802103388307459?s=21

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Joan Laporta to Sky Italia: “Messi wants to win with Barcelona. I’ll do my best to keep him, there are some clubs really interested in signing him... but Leo wants to win titles, not just to earn money. He’s not a ‘problem’ for Barça, Messi is the 30% of the club's profit”. 🇦🇷

Likes

351

Twitter · Feb 16, 2021, 10:18 PM

30%? More like at least 60% minimum

[devout geyser]

30%?

[icy crypt]

No way

[grave glen]

messi loses today

[devout geyser]

how is it 30%

[icy crypt]

Oh

[devout geyser]

its way way more

[icy crypt]

Fr no one watches Barca for anyone else except Messi

[grave glen]

goes to ronald well i would like to collect my 5 million bonus

[grave glen]

i do

[icy crypt]

Was different with Suarez and Neymar

[icy crypt]

A minority

[devout geyser]

that 6-1 happened cuz of Suarez and Neymar

[grave glen]

i will always barca

[devout geyser]

mainly Neymar

now those 2 are gone

[icy crypt]

Obviously actual Barca fans watch for more than Messi

[grave glen]

and also sergio roberto

[icy crypt]

But at least 80% of the current club is Messi

[devout geyser]

Mbappe sent Dest to cleaners today

[grave glen]

yh

but i think this will be a learning lesson to koemann hopefully

[devout geyser]

Koeman makes

the latest subs

ever

[grave glen]

yh

[icy crypt]

It’ll be very important for Barca to create a brand around Fati as their only good young talent

[grave glen]

dude would make a sub at the 80 min

[devout geyser]

his 1st subs today were made when Barca were 3-1 down

[grave glen]

Fati,Pedri,Puig

he hates Puig

and trincao

[devout geyser]

he subbed on Fati idk why

Fati isnt fully fit

[grave glen]

yh

[devout geyser]

he should not be rushed in

like that

[grave glen]

But koeman panics when were down

[icy crypt]

??

[simple matrix]

The psg comeback was 75% neymar

[grave glen]

he subs fati because of his start

[grave glen]

yh

but he will still be out

cuz of his sister's birthday

[simple matrix]

25% roberto

[grave glen]

is the 11 of march

[devout geyser]

at this point

does PSG even need Neymar

lmao

to beat Barca

[icy crypt]

Messi will have to be the undisputed GOAT if he somehow scores a poker next game

[devout geyser]

they can probably field their B team

and still go through

[grave glen]

to beat barca maybe

i doubt

there not bayern

bayern can field there c team and go through

[devout geyser]

its not fair comparing any team to Bayern rn

[grave glen]

true

[simple matrix]

Bayern aren't looking so hot themselves but yeah they're still the team to beat, city close second

[grave glen]

Bayern just buy every threat to there title

[grave glen]

wdym

they legit just pulled another bayern move and stole upamencano

[simple matrix]

They slipped up again in the league

[devout geyser]

I still think Bayern is #1 itw rn

[simple matrix]

Not looking as imperious as last season

[icy crypt]

Yeah, just not as clear cut of a number 1 compared to last season.

But still the favourites

[simple matrix]

Definitely between city and bayern, maybe city shades it on current form

[icy crypt]

Then City, then a big gap between anyone else

[simple matrix]

Psg third

[icy crypt]

Juve, PSG being under

[devout geyser]

Atletico 3rd

PSG 4th

[simple matrix]

Lol juve

[devout geyser]

Juve?

[grave glen]

Juve no

[icy crypt]

Maybe idk

[simple matrix]

Bruh even we are above juve

[icy crypt]

Not Atleti imo though

[grave glen]

struggling just like barca

with there manager

[icy crypt]

Atleti couldn’t even beat us

[devout geyser]

I think Real can actually do good in UCL this season

[icy crypt]

Possibly

[devout geyser]

they know they gotta do something good this season

[simple matrix]

That was ages ago, gotta stop harping about it

[devout geyser]

and Real Madrid are under pressure can beat anyone

[icy crypt]

We’re always in it to win it, nothing else.

In terms of how likely it’ll be, I don’t know.

[simple matrix]

If we had an mbappe there is still one more ucl in us

[grave glen]

i have a good feeling that memes channel is just full of psg beating barca memes

[devout geyser]

tbh

[simple matrix]

The mid and defence when fit are good enough

[devout geyser]

Barca has become a giant meme

since 2015

[grave glen]

yup it has some

[devout geyser]

I thought Barca would put more fight

[icy crypt]

If Asensio, Vinicius, Hazard or Rodrygo really step up, we could potentially have a strong UCL campaign.

[devout geyser]

Vinicius is bad

sorry but he just is

[simple matrix]

Lmao wtf is that attack

[icy crypt]

That’s why I said if one of them step up

[devout geyser]

Real need Mbappe

or Haaland

[simple matrix]

Yeah 😩

[grave glen]

i remember when man u wanted haaland

[icy crypt]

They still probably do

[grave glen]

i told someone he has no one to play around him

[simple matrix]

Lol to play in the europa league with man utd

[icy crypt]

Cause Martial is shit and Cavani is temporary

[velvet sphinx]

Messi disappeared in an important game again? what a shock

[grave glen]

Haaland would have no one to play around him

[grave glen]

what team do you support

[velvet sphinx]

barca

[icy crypt]

How tf are Barca gonna beat Atleti playing like this now 😫

[simple matrix]

pls dont say madrid

[icy crypt]

Cause we have no chance of the league if Barca and Sevilla don’t take points of Atleti

[simple matrix]

at this point even the ucl is looking better than the league...

[grave glen]

something i also realized about match day chats that some of the weirdest clubs try to throw shade

[grave glen]

lol

[icy crypt]

Everyone wants to throw shade at the biggest clubs when they’re down, myself included.

It’s just how it is

[grave glen]

i try not too

but i saw a man u fan trying throw shade

that leeds fan trying to throw shade

i love leeds but what are you doing in a ucl conversation

have leeds actually qualified for the ucl

[velvet sphinx]

something i also realized about match day chats that some bandwagon fans try to throw shade at people supporting their local clubs for supporting small clubs

[grave glen]

i like that people support small clubs

[simple matrix]

its just the bantz lol some get carried away, no need to take it so seriously

[grave glen]

i support sheffield and leeds

but some people just try to take far

and make no real points

[keen gorge]

The chat has a lot of plastics

[simple matrix]

yeah some get under your skin for sure

[zealous flower]

fax

[icy crypt]

Would be a legendary picture if there were fans

[velvet sphinx]

Bruh there are people trying to shame others for supporting smaller clubs when they themselves have never been to their clubs game lmao

[grave glen]

yh

[zealous flower]

fr

[zealous flower]

ikr

[keen gorge]

It happens both ways tbh

[grim thicket]

get that man to madrid whatever the cost!!!

he is a gem!!

[icy crypt]

Hahaha

[grave glen]

lol

[velvet sphinx]

what do you mean by both ways?

[grave glen]

i did not rate mbappe at the world cup

as really a winger

he looked more like a no.9

then

[keen gorge]

Some fans will say you were not born in Madrid why support Atletico?

[slender olive]

Sigh

[icy crypt]

Agreed. There’s a lot of hate from ‘support your local’ screamers who disregard fans who don’t support their local.

[velvet sphinx]

true

[simple matrix]

meh gatekeepers who gives a toss about them

[velvet sphinx]

but I get where they're coming from tho lol

[simple matrix]

👀

[daring flint]

smh

i still have hope

i have not given up

[velvet sphinx]

imagine supporting your local club and some random guy who supports a team just because they're winning shames your team when you lose to their "big team"

[daring flint]

what team do u support

[zealous flower]

Remontada

[daring flint]

yes i believe

[velvet sphinx]

i support barca

bruh it's their home this time

[daring flint]

since when is barca a small team

tf LMAOO

[velvet sphinx]

when did I say it is?

I was replying to earlier messages

[daring flint]

u said lose to a big team

so meaning barca is a small team

idk anymore man

[velvet sphinx]

read earlier chats

[velvet sphinx]

#la-liga message

[opal sigil]

https://youtu.be/1mVu7AzvCDo
Something to cheer up the fellow cules

[devout geyser]

Barca is done

[daring flint]

no

we arent

[devout geyser]

you are

[daring flint]

i still believe

[devout geyser]

how will you comeback in 2nd leg

[daring flint]

i still believe.

[devout geyser]

you need to win 4-0

[opal sigil]

[velvet sphinx]

you're deluded

[daring flint]

no one asked

[devout geyser]

4-0

away

[opal sigil]

Lmao we wil concede

[daring flint]

ok can u just

let me

[opal sigil]

But

[daring flint]

hope

and have my moment

[devout geyser]

ok sure

but dont turn hope into delusion

[opal sigil]

Atleast theres copa del rey

[velvet sphinx]

2-0 down

[opal sigil]

Ik but

[devout geyser]

you can comeback vs Sevilla

but vs PSG

sorry lads no

[opal sigil]

[velvet sphinx]

bruh hard to see a comeback against sevilla after this

[slender olive]

Yeah

[velvet sphinx]

morale surely down

[opal sigil]

Just want a trophy tbh

Even a friendly trophy atp

[daring flint]

im still hoping

i have hope

[velvet sphinx]

I just hope we don't concede like 5 in the second leg