la-liga

[stone fox]

we stand more chance of beating Bayern than beating Valladolid lmao

[simple matrix]

nah mate wed get killed 4-1 something

[stone fox]

maybe 3-1 ig

idk

I mean thats not embarrassing

[keen gorge]

Bayern are not in the same form as last season

[rapid cliff]

they would still slaughter us

lmao

[simple matrix]

i mean atleti got rolled 4-0 just this year... and they;ve only conceded 8 goals?! in the league so far

[keen gorge]

It was in the beginning of the season and we played terribly in the UCL so far

[devout geyser]

Atletico actually were poor

in UCL

couldnt even beat Lokomotiv Moscow

[stone fox]

at least they didnt lose to them

unlike us....

ahem Shakhtar

[simple matrix]

yeah the third team was good to salzburg with szolobszai rip spelling

[keen gorge]

Szobaslai

[simple matrix]

twice*

[rapid cliff]

@keen gorge Griezmann wouldve helped yall

[keen gorge]

He can't help us anymore

[devout geyser]

saved your time python

[stone fox]

tbh Atleti dont need Griezmann

[keen gorge]

People think like he can cone back and do a difference but our tactics have changed to accommodate him again

[stone fox]

Suarez isnt long term though

[keen gorge]

He can't play in Llorente's position

[stone fox]

Llorente 😢

Why did we sell him

[simple matrix]

yeah it helped atleti evolve for sure, took the a season to adjust but here we are now runaway champs

like chelsea fleeced us with hazard

[rapid cliff]

Atleti wont lose the title

they are going 10 points clear

[keen gorge]

If Dembele works out then perfect otherwise we will need a striker

[keen gorge]

We are the jinxed ones

[livid yoke]

just popped in to say

Griezmann

[keen gorge]

Anything can happen

[devout geyser]

tbh

Atleti were sort of like this

[simple matrix]

hes been pretty shit in his last season for lyon but yeah hes young and simeone will probably turn him into a monster

[devout geyser]

in 15/16

and then they traveled to Gijon

[keen gorge]

We lost home and away to Barca

Drew with Villareal and Depor

[stone fox]

I remember Atleti losing UCL qualification from group to Qarabag

[devout geyser]

oh yeah

[keen gorge]

17/18 when we moved to the new stadium

[devout geyser]

Vicente Calderon :(

[simple matrix]

the last match there was 2-1 win in the cl against madrid

[stone fox]

which didnt matter

cuz Cristiano hat trick

[keen gorge]

It was 3-1 vs Bilbao

[devout geyser]

yeah

I was there

sad that Calderon was destroyed

[stone fox]

I honestly think Vicente Calderon > Wanda Metropolitano

[devout geyser]

same

[keen gorge]

No one wanted the Metropolitano

[simple matrix]

gotta take the next step, new stadium generates more income i think

[keen gorge]

I guess the management wanted to promote the team more internationally as well

[devout geyser]

it hosted a boring CL final though

[rapid cliff]

what do you expect

Tottenham Hotspur was in final

[keen gorge]

This was the mission by Cerezo since he became a CEO of the club

[devout geyser]

Lots of Atleti fans hate Cerezo

[simple matrix]

yeah atleti are definitely top club now

[keen gorge]

He just says ridiculous things but definitely much better than Jesus Gil

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1355679184086036486?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

El Mundo today, what a bomb. Leo Messi’s contract with Barcelona revealed on front page 🔴👇🏻 @elmundoes

• €555,237,619 contract [4 years].

• €138m per season fixed + variables.

• €115,225,000 as ‘renewal fee’ just for accepting the contract.

• €77,929,955 loyalty bonus.

Retweets

2833

Likes

12642

Twitter · Jan 31, 2021, 12:47 AM

[hybrid python]

How can you reveal contracts man

This club isn’t fucking serious

Shameless board and tusquets

Messi’s forshu leaving now

[torn ermine]

el mundo bruh

[finite forge]

ready for tomorrow’s game 😳

but kinda upset abt that contract leaking

[thin ivy]

Barca b clowning

[keen gorge]

I think it is Messi leaving already and they just want to save face by saying his wage demands are too high

[thin ivy]

I mean messi has been carrying barca

But goddamn his salary is higher than i expected

Hes only worth 110m +1m monthly wage on fifa 14

[keen gorge]

He is a huge marketing asset for barcelona as someone here mentioned

Barcelona are gaining a lot of money from him

much more than they spend on his wages

[hybrid python]

They want to show the media that the club is getting bankrupt because of him so they can put all the blame on him and Bartomeu gets save

Shameless club

Ran by clowns

[iron marten]

True

[hybrid python]

JUST IN: Messi will be taking legal action against the newspaper ‘El Mundo’. His lawyer is preparing a lawsuit against the newspaper. @rac1

[wintry heath]

Sergi roberto in the squad 👀

[torn ermine]

oh roberto is back?

[wintry heath]

Yep

[thin ivy]

Lets go bilbao

Inaki williams hat trick

[upper drift]

Villabre revenge punch

💪🏻

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/HagridFCB/status/1355845868713291777?s=19

Reshad Rahman ✆ (@HagridFCB)

(🌕) Messi’s idea is to sue people at the club who knew about his contract. Evidently, only 5 people know about it. Josep Maria Bartomeu, Oscar Grau, Carles Tusquets and 2 other people from the club. @Luis_F_Rojo #FCB 🚨

Likes

337

Twitter · Jan 31, 2021, 11:50 AM

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[iron marten]

Good

[alpine socket]

I hope messi finds good lawyers first

[feral palm]

He's got good lawyers

[alpine socket]

Defamation case should be attached too

[slender olive]

Fucking sigh

[slender olive]

inconsistent af

[slender olive]

Basically all the clown

s

[slender olive]

...really

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/barcacentre/status/1355857191018881024?s=19

barcacentre (@barcacentre)

Messi's lawyers are studying to sue Josep Maria Bartomeu, Òscar Grau and Carles Tusquets. [tv3]

Twitter · Jan 31, 2021, 12:35 PM

[slender olive]

please do

[gilded mist]

for what?

[torn ermine]

for revealing messi's contract

[gilded mist]

idk hasn't this happened many times?

i feel like there is no reason to

[torn ermine]

uhm no, you dont understand the purpose

tusquets, barto and co reveal this as the purpose to blame messi for damaging the club financially as like he is the antagonist here

[gilded mist]

ye ok ok

[feral palm]

Barcelona Win % 2020-21
66%

Real Madrid Win % 2020-21
54%

Atletico Madrid Win % 2020-21
69%

[thin ivy]

Ayy 69

[pearl steeple]

That contract makes me puke. How can a club pay so much money for one single player. They deserve to be in financial problems if you spent so much wage and bonusses on 1 single player. Get fucked

[stiff fjord]

Its roughly 2 million per week

I thought it would like

900k

Barca dug their own fate

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/RealBetis_en/status/1355893720739164160?s=19

Real Betis Balompié (@RealBetis_en)

📣 OFFICIAL | Real Betis and @TorinoFC1906_En reach an agreement for the transfer of Tonny Sanabria 📝🤝

All the best, @TSanabria9! 🏋️‍♂️⚽

➡ https://t.co/6ZJr7YLo0v

Twitter · Jan 31, 2021, 3:00 PM

[grave glen]

555,237,619 nice phone number

i hope thats false

[fallow ferry]

a meme player but oh well

wish him the best

gonna miss him ngl lol

he always scored in clutch moments

[gilded mist]

why is he a meme? just asking

[surreal trench]

if roberto is ready, he should start

[still pagoda]

Kk

[stone fox]

welp

Atletico won the league

[opal sigil]

L

For rma

[stone fox]

its also L for you

considering you sold Suarez to them

[opal sigil]

I knew we wasnt gonna win it but anyways. We have hopes for copa

[still pagoda]

We have hopes for ucl

[stone fox]

yes!

[opal sigil]

😭

[stone fox]

we actually play better vs good teams

[still pagoda]

We can win if var helps us

[iron marten]

There's no way Atlètico will bottle the league

[stone fox]

yeah

its over

i already accepted it

even if they drop points, both Real and Barca will also drop

so

[opal sigil]

So u think u can beat bayern, city, psg,?

Liv

[still pagoda]

We beat them which gave us good hopes but then we dropped points vs shit teams

[opal sigil]

Lol

[still pagoda]

We aren't helping ourselves

[iron marten]

Who knows, maybe Sevilla will finish 2nd or 3rd 😳

[stone fox]

PSG is doable

[iron marten]

Jk

[stone fox]

we usually play well vs Bayern

[iron marten]

Same

[opal sigil]

3rd behind barca rma 4th

[stone fox]

lmao

we arent getting 4th

we finishing 2nd

[iron marten]

I'm happy with top 4 anyway

[still pagoda]

Lmfao

[opal sigil]

Anything can happen considering ur form

[stone fox]

@still pagoda oh shit we have Huesca, Getafe, and Valencia coming up

[still pagoda]

Wow

[keen gorge]

Sorry for keeping you all up

[stone fox]

gotta pick up 9 points

[iron marten]

Let's see how Barca does against Bilbao, once again

[still pagoda]

We will beat Barca and sevilla for sure, but have a higher chance of losing vs Huesca

[opal sigil]

Ur welcome, for suarez

[iron marten]

Yeah for sure

[stone fox]

mate we have higher chance of beating Bayern than fucking Valladolid

[still pagoda]

[stone fox]

we actually turn up vs good teams

[opal sigil]

Bayern is a bit too good tho

[stone fox]

doesnt matter

[still pagoda]

Yeah

We can beat anyone but also lose to anyone

[alpine socket]

If we win tonight, we'll get to 2nd place

[surreal trench]

bayern would smash madrid

[stone fox]

nah they wouldnt smash us

[still pagoda]

Smash us?

Who are we

[surreal trench]

they would play u out the park

[stone fox]

people said that in 17/18 and it didnt happen

[still pagoda]

If Ramos is absent then

[surreal trench]

no body said that in 17/18

[still pagoda]

If he is present then we can beat any team in the world

[opal sigil]

Rma was good in 17/18 tho

[surreal trench]

this madrid and this bayern side are diffy to the ones from 2018

[opal sigil]

Now they filled with oldies

[stone fox]

every body said PSG, Juve, and Bayern would smash in 17/18

[still pagoda]

We had Ronaldo bro we can't compare to this season

[torn ermine]

lol dont act like he never got smashed

[stone fox]

yeah but we are Bayern's kryptonite

[torn ermine]

every players have got smashed

even the great one

[surreal trench]

word

[still pagoda]

Yeah

[devout geyser]

Real has beaten Bayern twice in a row at Allianz Arena

in past years

both with 2-1 scorelines

[still pagoda]

The ratio of Barcelona:Real Madrid fans in this server is too big

[stone fox]

exactly

[stone fox]

I mean we have most fans itw

so its kind of obvious

[still pagoda]

In this server it feels like there are more barca fans

[stone fox]

they are more active

idk

[rapid cliff]

well

La Liga is over

whats bad is that people will begin calling it a farmers league

[stone fox]

they literally cant

[still pagoda]

PL fans will call it a farmers league

[stone fox]

its not Real nor Barca winning it as usually

its Atleti

[torn ermine]

its not the league fault if 1 team is consistently winning matches

[stone fox]

Liverpool did it last season and everyone was fine with it so

🤷‍♂️

[still pagoda]

But thats the PL

[torn ermine]

that means they are the best and has faced all the challenges

[stone fox]

I actually want Atleti to smack Chelsea

[still pagoda]

Imagine if Ramos gets suspended or injured for 2nd leg vs Atalanta

😳

Were done for sure if that happens

[hybrid python]

Why can’t la liga just announce the winner ffs

This lead is killing me

[still pagoda]

I can't believe in 2021 were relying on a cb

[still pagoda]

And we always lose due to individual mistakes

Odriozola yesterday

[alpine socket]

well, I am still hoping for Atletico to drop points, but now it's really hard

[still pagoda]

Even if they drop points were too shit and prolly lose to Valladolid lmao

[alpine socket]

Instead of them dropping points, I want Barca to have unbeaten run from here

[still pagoda]

I need to Atleti to lose 3 games + lose to Real Madrid

Then we might have a chance

But rn its not looking like it

[keen gorge]

We have Villareal, Bilbao, Barca and Sevilla away

These are our tough away games

[alpine socket]

We've been good for last few games

De Jong carrying us

[torn ermine]

we always do that, then suddenly bottled or something. I hate that so much :((

[alpine socket]

Except that Bilbao Game, everything was going fine

[hybrid python]

We have won 7 out of 8 games

All

Away

[torn ermine]

hopefully it continues

[alpine socket]

That one loss is Bilbao

It's good tho

[hybrid python]

Wanted 8 out of 8 if we didn’t bottled that

[torn ermine]

do you feel anxious every game this season? because thats what i feel

[alpine socket]

Oh yes

So many things going on lol

[torn ermine]

i was never feeling confident this season and always think there could be a chance our defense somehow fuck it up

[alpine socket]

We don't have much backup for defense now

[hybrid python]

I feel scared man

[alpine socket]

We should be able to score when we trail. Our defense somehow makes sure that we get trailed every game

[devout geyser]

oh god

im nervous

[surreal trench]

araujo and umtiti duo

dangerous duo

[velvet sphinx]

umtiti is replacing his replacement lmao

[surreal trench]

loool

umtiti > lenglet

love to see it

[plain elbow]

lenglet has been dropped!

hug your friends and your family members, crack a “cold one”, and cheers to all! this day shall be remembered! clement lenglet has been dropped!

[surreal trench]

hahah cmon

the only L in this lineup is mingueza at RB

other than that its a solid team

[velvet sphinx]

no other options

[plain elbow]

I’ll take mingueza at striker ffs

just don’t want to ever see lenglet wearing blaugrana ever again

[velvet sphinx]

I'd take mingu over roberto at rb any day

[plain elbow]

if he gets another season, we riot.

[torn ermine]

i hope koeman realize that umtiti is better than lenglet, so he should start him as regular starter

[surreal trench]

nahhh

mingueza is a CB

roberto is more versatile

[velvet sphinx]

shit defensively tho

[surreal trench]

roberto did well at the start of the season before his injury

defensively at RB mingueza is reckless in some of his challenges

sell lenglet and sign eric garcia for free or bring back todibo

make some money

[rapid cliff]

where is Dest?

[surreal trench]

injured

[rapid cliff]

oh yeah

I thought he fell out with Koeman

[surreal trench]

nahh

[rapid cliff]

#RiquiPuig

🐘

[velvet sphinx]

eric garcia is bang average at best

[rapid cliff]

thats what ive been saying

he doesnt look that good to me

considering we said he isnt good enough for us and sold him to City

just to buy him back

is stupid

[velvet sphinx]

but for free, surely can't be worse than lenglet, right?

[rapid cliff]

idk really

he plays similarly to Lenglet

[velvet sphinx]

must be a reason pep didn't trust him

[rapid cliff]

probably because of attitude and defensive atributes

we should know

Pep built us

[velvet sphinx]

he's short and not that strong physically

[rapid cliff]

he also wears a helmet

probably cant hear

the ball

[velvet sphinx]

who's going to win aerial duels with him, messi, puig, pedri, dest and alba in the team?

a team like Bilbao would batter us

[rapid cliff]

Lenglet and Pique are tall

but uh

Pique is injured and old

and Lenglet is awful

so

we are kind of fucked 🥲

[velvet sphinx]

Araujo > Garcia

[rapid cliff]

agreed

Araujo is fast

im most scared about Bilbao's set pieces

we cant defend set pieces to save our lives

and they are experts at set pieces

Muniain can just spam free kicks into the box and 1 of Bilbao players can head them in

[velvet sphinx]

yep, his delivery is top class

[rapid cliff]

he showed it in supercopa final

[surreal trench]

no cap araujo is clear

garcia as a long term option perhaps

he can definitely improve

so signing him for free and selling lenglet for funds wouldnt be a bad shout

[velvet sphinx]

I'd rather sign a quality cb than waste money on garcia tbh

[surreal trench]

we dont have the funds

we have to trust youth

[velvet sphinx]

Tbh, i'd rather buy no more cb than sign garcia lmao

just bring todibo back ffs

he's head and shoulders above garcia

[rapid cliff]

well if Garcia comes, it is what it is

[devout geyser]

Ernesto Valverde catchphrase 😳

[rapid cliff]

ah fuck

[surreal trench]

shit

todibo needs to pattern his attitude

dyu reckon a cb partner ship of araujo and todibo compliments each other

[velvet sphinx]

idk man, haven't seen enough of todibo. But i'm sure it won't be worse than araujo-garcia

[rapid cliff]

he isnt doing good at Benfica

[keen gorge]

Are the lineups out?

[left sun]

Yea

Umtiti starting over lenglet

Also sergi roberto is back from injury and in the bench

[surreal trench]

yh he fell out of favour with the coach

but hes going on loan to nice till the end of the season

[feral palm]

WE'RE SECOND IN THE LEAGUEEE

[torn ermine]

lets gooo

VISCA BARCA

[feral palm]

One step at a time

We're getting there

[torn ermine]

first of all, im just glad we even make it to 2nd.
and i enjoy every process we are doing in this season

i can see improvement a lot

truly enjoy the ride so far

[feral palm]

Rian Ratings
Ter Stegen: 7
Alba: 3
Umtiti: 7.5
Araujo: 7.5
Mingueza: 7
Pjanic: 5.5
De Jong: 6.5
Pedri: 7
Dembele: 7
Griezmann: 8
Messi: 8.5

Roberto: 6.5
Lenglet: 6
Braithwaite: 6

Koeman: 7.5

[livid yoke]

more trusted than WhoScored ratings?? 🥶 🥶

but Griezmann 2nd, fair play to the guy

[torn ermine]

alba man

we are so mistake prone ffs

[opal sigil]

Alba 3

[feral palm]

Griezmann has made me fall in love with him

He speaks so often, I think he should be a captain next season

[torn ermine]

he definitely prove us wrong

[feral palm]

In the event more than 1 of our current captains leave next year

[torn ermine]

used to banter him ngl

[feral palm]

Which is more than possible

[mental dawn]

score?

[feral palm]

Messi's not guaranteed to stay
Pique is close to retirement
Busquets too
Roberto might be sold

FT 2-1 @mental dawn

[mental dawn]

[feral palm]

Messi and Griezmann scored, Alba OG

[mental dawn]

💀

[icy crypt]

WAIT

SINCE WHEN IS IT NOT HEAD TO HEAD > GOAL DIFFERENCE ANYMORE

[devout geyser]

h2h is only applied when both matches are played

[torn ermine]

kevin fuming 😤

[keen gorge]

In La Liga it is calculated by goal difference then H2H

[icy crypt]

Is what little seal said right though

Once the next Clasico is played will H2H take priority

[keen gorge]

No it will not

Goal difference first

[icy crypt]

RIP

Last year it was H2H

[keen gorge]

Last year we had the same points as Sevilla

They had a better h2h

[ionic warren]

A ver que pasara esta temporada con el madrid

[keen gorge]

but we got 3rd place because we had a better GD

[ionic warren]

Lo veo dificil

[stone fox]

oh

for fuck sake

[wintry heath]

Same

[stone fox]

we blew 2nd place

alright fuck it

we gonna have to do league double

in April

over Barca

[wintry heath]

Well we tied

[rapid cliff]

no

they beat us 3-1 this season

[wintry heath]

we didnt overcome you yet

[ionic warren]

ufff

[wintry heath]

i mean in points rn

Not the march

[stone fox]

yeah its equal points

[wintry heath]

I mean we are tied in points rn

[stone fox]

but still

[ionic warren]

Luego dicen que laliga no es competitiva jaaa

[rapid cliff]

it is equal points

so we arent in perfect position

[iron marten]

Veamos si sale contra el Atalanta

[ionic warren]

Esperemos que si, Me gustaría ver al Sevilla llegar lejos en Champions

[devout geyser]

Espero que podamos conseguir la Europa League LOL

[ionic warren]

suerte sevillanos

[wintry heath]

..?

[devout geyser]

L

[wintry heath]

yes espanol very good

[ionic warren]

xD

[potent spade]

https://twitter.com/FootballOranje_/status/1355982288329338880

Dutch Football (@FootballOranje_)

Oussama Idrissi is joining Ajax on loan from Sevilla until the end of the season.

He will replace Quincy Promes who is on his way to Spartak Moscow. (VI)

Twitter · Jan 31, 2021, 8:52 PM

[devout geyser]

AZ: JUDAS

[potent spade]

Lol

[devout geyser]

wait

Promes sold?

Ajax fans

[iron marten]

Todo lo que tenemos que hacer es detener a Haaland

[potent spade]

Yeah

[devout geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dance-dance-moves-slow-dance-grooves-gif-16592599

[wintry heath]

does promes come with a knife?

[devout geyser]

Ajax fans ^

[ionic warren]

Nosotros tenemos que empezar a defender como un equipo de 2 divisuon

[potent spade]

Probably part of why they sold him tbh

[ionic warren]

duroo

[wintry heath]

bad reputation

[rapid cliff]

Promes is 29?

old player

[potent spade]

Ever since that hes been playing like shit too

[wintry heath]

if promes comes with a knife its a win win

[iron marten]

Jaja

[potent spade]

Ajax smart tbh. They cant buy players from AZ directly so they just wait until AZ sell them first and then buy them anyways

Well Sevilla wont be missing Idrissi much i guess so its a good move

[potent spade]

H2H is first

[feral palm]

Nope not until both games are played

[potent spade]

Its even on la liga wiki lol

Well obviously both games are played at the end of the season

[feral palm]

H2H doesn't come into effect until home and away ties are played between the teams in question

Oh I misunderstood then

I thought u meant rn

[potent spade]

Doesnt really matter rn does it. What matters are the standings once everything is over

[feral palm]

Yeah but, for us, this is huge, shows we're constantly improving

[potent spade]

La liga is one of the few competitions that puts h2h first I think

[feral palm]

Yea

European competitions do too obg

Obv*

[potent spade]

I think Serie A as well

Other than that i don't know any

I prefer GD tbh

[feral palm]

Eredivisie is gd?

Yeah same

[potent spade]

Yes

[wraith heron]

How good is ramos rn

[potent spade]

Bundesliga, Premier League and Ligue 1 also GD

[feral palm]

Good, carrying the real madrid backline

[wraith heron]

Is he good enough

[feral palm]

They can't do shit without him

He's a leader

One of the few Real Madrid players I respect

Even tho I don't like him

[potent spade]

Damn I think Atletico Madrid is probably the most dominant team in Europe rn

La liga is like the only competition that isnt really close this year and its an unexpected team thats taking it

Unless they really screw up

I mean they could i guess but theyre not Liverpool

[feral palm]

Yeah I agree but looking at the stats they're massively overperforming

On xG they're like 8th in la liga, and they were uncomfortable in the ucl group stage

So I don't think they're contenders for the ucl rn

[potent spade]

Where do you see xG standings lol

I think ucl is between Bayern and City tbh

[feral palm]

I think so too

[potent spade]

Maybe Liverpool. They could make a comeback if everyone gets back in time

But probably city or bayern

Is there any website that shows xG standings

[feral palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290536706132672514/805397111717101568/USER_SCOPED_TEMP_DATA_orca-image--1834016209.jpeg

This was before today's games

[potent spade]

Oh thats fbref?

[feral palm]

I'm not sure I just seen it elsewhere

[potent spade]

Id be interested in the other leagues too tbh

Thats interesting

Barcelona is far ahead on xG

Surprisingly

[feral palm]

Not rlly

[potent spade]

Things havent really gone their way

[feral palm]

We have the most big chances in the league, but also the most big chances missed

Its our biggest issue rn

We're getting better at it tho

[potent spade]

Lol theyre nearly 10 ahead of anyone else Id say its quite surprising with how many kids have been shouting koeman out

[feral palm]

They're idiots

They just say that bc Puig isn't playing or bc we lost to Juventus etc

[potent spade]

lol puig fanboys

I think Vitesse are probably like 10th xG 😂

[potent spade]

Barcelona are 4th on xG in all the big 5 leagues only behind PSG, Lyon and AC Milan

[feral palm]

Psg being 1st?

[potent spade]

yes

[feral palm]

fuck

[potent spade]

PSG and Lyon are 1st and 2nd by a big amount

then come AC Milan, Barcelona and Inter all within 0.4

[feral palm]

I wanna hope that's bc they're in an easier league

Milans is impressive tho

[potent spade]

Roma is 6th surprisingly

[feral palm]

Italy has some high xG

Send the table

[potent spade]

thats the top 10

https://fbref.com/en/comps/Big5/Big-5-European-Leagues-Stats

or you can look there and press on xG to sort it

[slender olive]

Holy shit our form is actually good wow

[rapid cliff]

lets not get complacent

PSG is 1st

and our defense is dead

[hybrid python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506084607016566787/805587465842196520/video0.mp4

Vamosss 👌

[covert monolith]

they also have a new manager and just lost to the 2nd lowest team in their league with a full strength side and we should have momentum

[ionic warren]

Tu cuando esa cámara estaba en la celebración, me recordó a muchos juegos como el COD o el dls y Fifa xD

@hybrid python

[hybrid python]

sí jajaja, conseguí este clip de movistar ¡su camarógrafo lo subió! Se parece a la fifa😂

@ionic warren

[ionic warren]

Una maravilla

Había un video de un jugador que se muere (F una pena) que el sonido de fondo era exacta a la del Dream League Soccer

Los comentarios eran de que si alguien se dio cuenta

[hybrid python]

Ya he visto que esa mierda era muy graciosa 😭

[jovial sluice]

messi 11 dribbles made

in 2 weeks we will face PSG

we need to win

and not concede away goals

but idts we have the fire power to win against them

cuz we don't win comfortably

[slender olive]

3rd*

we have 2 win the home leg

thats a must

And then try not to concede enough goals to knock us out in the away leg

I doubt we can beat PSG both home and away

But if we do it would be a real statement of intent

[jovial sluice]

we can beat PSG at home but the fact it it won't be a huge margin4

it will be something like 2-1 , 2-0 at max

[slender olive]

I predicted 3-1

And then a 1-0 defeat away to advance 3-2 on aggregate

[jovial sluice]

although psg are shit now

their attack will make lenglame go dizzy

neymar, di maria, icardi, mbappe

[thin ivy]

Did he say this fr

[jovial sluice]

wait what

[gilded mist]

how are we not even there

[keen gorge]

It is based on XG

[gilded mist]

ye ye but how are we not even on the table

are chances aren't that bad imo

*our

[keen gorge]

We are one of the top scoring sides in La Liga and not in the table

[jovial sluice]

lol

that is bad tbf

enjoy the gift from us tho

[surreal trench]

nah mate

[feral palm]

2nd in the table bb

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1356194479305351171?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Jean Clair Todibo from Barcelona to OGC Nice, done deal confirmed on loan with buy option.

Exclusive details about the buy option: €8,5m + add ons up to potential €15m. Barcelona will also have 15% of future sale. 🔴 #DeadlineDay #FCB https://t.co/KVf4ExQukp

Likes

431

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 10:55 AM

[surreal trench]

so did real madrid

do you even know about ur own club

then why would u say that lol

okay

why r u reacting to ur own message lol

and ur 3rd

just lost to levante chill

and messi >>> ronaldo

miles ahead

who told militao to do a madness

not me

its a shame

barca been without 3 of our starters before their injury for months

we still be infront of you

shutup city fan

this is la liga chat

go to oil chat

[grave glen]

Currently barca>madrid

[surreal trench]

no cap

u lot qualified in the champions league in the final round

shush

4-1 ajax

5-0

5-1

6-2

4-0

3-0

3-0

past few years

u cant speak

blaugrana > los blancos

hahahha

100 years ago

talk abouth this decade

silly boy

ait

[hybrid python]

@surreal trench chill man

[pulsar pewter]

hello guys

[surreal trench]

hey

[grave glen]

Didnt madrid lose 9-1 to bayern

[pulsar pewter]

arsenal best team in laliga ?

[surreal trench]

2nd behind villareal

[pulsar pewter]

indeed

[surreal trench]

they did

time ago

cant send links

search it up

that sus

ait

ill get my shooter to send it

[pulsar pewter]

calm down jamaaal

[surreal trench]

calm down jamal

[pulsar pewter]

lol u getin smoked up in here

by @surreal trench

[surreal trench]

hes like 11 ahlie

lowe this yute

[grave glen]

@grave glen check dm

[pulsar pewter]

put in here taha

[grave glen]

lol cap

stop lying

[pulsar pewter]

cap

cap

[grave glen]

i cant send here

no photos allowed

[surreal trench]

cap

[pulsar pewter]

cap

[grave glen]

cap

search

sport mob real madrid biggest losses

then shush

me mad?

haha

why would i be mas

mad

your the one swearing not me

dawg

i support mufc anyway

lol

[surreal trench]

looool u mad

[grave glen]

clown

[surreal trench]

he mad

[pulsar pewter]

grrrrrrr

[hybrid python]

SOS him

[grave glen]

i dont want you to support manu

[hybrid python]

He’ll get muted in seconds lmao

[surreal trench]

how do we sos

[hybrid python]

Use this 🆘

[grave glen]

i dont like fake stats

[hybrid python]

You’ll get a dm and report on that

Nahh not like that

React sos on the message

[chrome vortex]

You’ll need to react to a message from the guy you want to sos of with the sos reaction

[grave glen]

its fine lmao

let him be

plastic fan anyway

[surreal trench]

ladies and gentleman, we got him

peak for @pulsar pewter 3up

[chrome vortex]

Now, you should move on from this guy

[surreal trench]

indeed

[shell glade]

React with it to the message like I will use the on this message as example

[torn ermine]

thank god the guy is gone

[torn ermine]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1356165561223405569?s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Barcelona are including a ‘buy option’ [around €10m] in Jean-Clair Todibo’s loan to OGC Nice. The deal will be completed today. 🔴 #nice #fcb

Retweets

599

Likes

9652

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 9:00 AM

todibo 🤔

[surreal trench]

sigh

todibo is a good player

but his attitude isnt good

[thin ivy]

Idk how yall on a winstreak with the defenders you got rn

Take militao

[grave glen]

Revenge taste sweet

even tho the ref is legally blind

@surreal trench why did u waste ur team on an arsenal fan who should thanking us for arteta

dude came through la masia

[surreal trench]

who

@grave glen

[grave glen]

the jxmil guy

[surreal trench]

hahah trust

hes a mate of mine

[jovial sluice]

Simple bench the defender who is performing bad
Which is in this case militao/varane

We benched lenglame

[thin ivy]

Varane has gotten back to his decent form

Nacho, who is our super CB sub is injured

[thin ivy]

Thank god the machine broke

[feral palm]

My lineup for Granada on Wednesday

Neto
Firpo
Lenglet
Mingueza
Roberto
Busquets
De Jong
Puig
Trincao
Griezmann
Messi

[opal sigil]

Whats wrong with dest

[surreal trench]

injured

not sure if he will be fine by then

my lineup would be

Neto
Roberto
Mingueza
Umtiti
Firpo
Busquets
De Jong
Pedri
Konrad
Messi
Griezmann

illaix moriba, puig, alejandro balde and trincao come on if we are winning

[grave glen]

I’d say lingard instead of messi

[ionic warren]

xD

[ebon beacon]

@feral palm oh well

Mundo Deportivo revealed Messis deal

in whole

wdyt about that

[feral palm]

Not mundo Deportivo

El Mundo

The madrid based paper

I'm disgusted about the leak, but the financial figures don't surprise me. I'm not angry with Messi, it's not his fault, it's bartomeu who agreed to that amount of money

For as much money Messi earns, he probably brings in like 3x the amount

Whoever leaked it is a criminal and needs to be found asap

And never allowed near this football club again

[surreal trench]

^^^

[thin ivy]

Theres a possibly we're ending up in third this season

We need new wingers

Maybe an additional defender and cm/cam

I dont hate vini but i cant say hes a starter staple yet

[jovial sluice]

we need another double pivot midfielder

and a striker

we have umtiti araujo

mingueza and pique as our cbs

expected line up
neto
firpo
lenglet
araujo
roberto
busquets
de jong
trincao
puig
messi
griezmann
subs:
moriba
braithwaite
dembouz
mingueza

[devout geyser]

Real Madrid need forwards

Barcelona need defenders

Atletico Madrid need grinding points

[feral palm]

Athletic Bilbao need to be put back where they belong

In midtable

[devout geyser]

we are 11th

we are mid table

lmao

[feral palm]

Good

[devout geyser]

but remember

we still have to play that postponed CDR final

[feral palm]

yeah Go Sociedad

[devout geyser]

sociedad lmao

[gilded mist]

he has always been great

just made some mistakes that made him look bad

[gilded mist]

not priority tho

Ramos gonna leave so we need a defender

We haven't signed Alaba yet

[feral palm]

2021/22 Barcelona
Ter Stegen
Gaya
Lenglet
Araujo
Dest
Jandro
De Jong
Pedri
Ansu
Griezmann
Dembele

2021/22 Real Madrid
Courtois
Mendy
Alaba
Varane
Odriozola
Casemiro
Modric
Kroos
Hazard
Benzema
Asensio

[potent spade]

Probably Bartomeu himself to save face

[surreal trench]

umtiti over lenglet

[grave glen]

Yes

[stiff fjord]

Rian

where our 20/21 squad

[keen gorge]

Our squad will not change much and I hope it does not

[feral palm]

Yeah I don't see much being changed

Maybe a new right back

Or a Swiss army knife player like llorente

[stiff fjord]

another star will probably go

[feral palm]

Who?

Felix and Oblak won't leave for now

[stiff fjord]

no idea

[feral palm]

Suarez got one more year left in him before going somewhere else

[stiff fjord]

probably correa

No one really knows because it comes out of no where

[left sun]

Lineup prediction vs granada in copa del rey

[stiff fjord]

no stegen?

injured or covid?

[left sun]

Nah hes not injured but might rest

[stiff fjord]

ok

[left sun]

LMAO

[stiff fjord]

https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1356289563224895490?s=09

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

Kick-off time ✅

#️⃣ #AtletiLevante
📝 @LaLigaEN Matchday 24
🗓 Saturday, Feb. 20
🕑 4:15pm CET
🏟 Wanda @Metropolitano

🔴⚪ #AúpaAtleti

Likes

104

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 5:13 PM

[rapid cliff]

Joan Laporta (candidate for new president of Barcelona): "Our goal is clear, we want to eliminate PSG and later defeat Bayern to win Champions League."

wtf

[left sun]

[keen gorge]

Are the elections before May?

[keen gorge]

https://twitter.com/Millar_Colin/status/1356343907345436676

Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin)

Former Real Madrid/PSG forward Jesé Rodríguez joins his hometown club Las Palmas.

Back in 2018, his ex girlfriend was favourite to win Spain’s Big Brother VIP show. Jesé spent €5k in text messages to eliminate her: https://t.co/IqhGZEHiMz https://t.co/eoep6694a7

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 8:49 PM

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona_cat/status/1356346838887096329?s=19

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona_cat)

❗ ÚLTIMA HORA

Acord amb l'OGC Niça per a la cessió de @jctodibo

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 9:01 PM

Farewell jct

[devout geyser]

Atletico's games

Villarreal, Real Madrid, and Getafe seem tough

[feral palm]

Sevilla

[devout geyser]

sorry Rian but Atletico are gonna murder Alaves lol

dont even have hopes about them

[feral palm]

Did I say alaves lmao

[devout geyser]

Chelsea could take affect though

if Atleti destroy Chelsea, confidence will be there

but if Chelsea win

[feral palm]

But I suppose chelsea will take something out of em, especially away

Maybe not by result

But by fitness

[devout geyser]

I think Atleti wont win all of those games

plus by Chelsea game, they have likes of Villarreal, Real Madrid, and Getafe

[feral palm]

Our game stretch during that time is good

[devout geyser]

not free 9 points

[devout geyser]

PSG

gonna be tough

Sevilla is also a hard one

[feral palm]

Yep but at least it's not too tough a schedule between those games

[devout geyser]

Sociedad is also difficult

easier than Atleti's schedule

what about Real's schedule

[feral palm]

Aww...fuck.

[feral palm]

Spoke too soon

[feral palm]

Elche just made a signing that'll make it a lot harder

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1356361691081048064?s=19

Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial)

Paulo Gazzaniga has joined La Liga side Elche on loan until the end of the season.

Good luck, @GazzanigaPaulo! 👊

#THFC ⚪️ #COYS

Likes

172

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 10:00 PM

[stone fox]

thats our schedule

[devout geyser]

oo El Clasico

[feral palm]

In april

[stone fox]

wont take a lot of affect in title race

[feral palm]

After ro16

[stone fox]

April is far away

league might be wrapped up

by then

[feral palm]

Atalanta - Sociedad - Atletico - Elche - Atalanta

[devout geyser]

both Real Madrid and Barcelona are focused on Atletico rn

[feral palm]

That's fairly tough

[stone fox]

Elche should be a win

Sociedad as well but tough

Atalanta I really dont know

Atletico probably a draw

[devout geyser]

when does Barca play Atleti

[feral palm]

At the end

[devout geyser]

end of season?

[feral palm]

4th last gameday

[devout geyser]

ok then that game is not gonna matter most likely

[feral palm]

Then it's a nice easy run to the end

It could very much matter

[devout geyser]

depends

if its not close

then it wont

if it is close

then it might

[feral palm]

If we take points off em, Sociedad may aswell

The league is still open imo

[stone fox]

Barca and Real can still technically

win the title

unlikely but there is chance

[devout geyser]

I mean you know La Liga's motto

[feral palm]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1356363252486254592?s=19

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

📌 KICK OFF TIME CONFIRMED!
⚽ Barça vs Cádiz
🗓 Sunday, February 21
⏰ 2pm CET
🏆 @LaLigaEN, Week 24
🔵🔴 #ForçaBarça

Likes

226

Twitter · Feb 1, 2021, 10:06 PM

[devout geyser]

mid table/relegation clubs basically decide top 4 and league

[feral palm]

https://c.tenor.com/J67zorrw8EUAAAAM/cristiano-ronaldo.gif

An early kickoff

[rapid cliff]

if we lose to Cadiz again

ill cry

[stiff fjord]

cadiz were tough

yesterday

[keen gorge]

Cadiz play very well in tight fields

I doubt they will do anything in Camp Nou

[devout geyser]

their keeper could turn into a god

you never know

[keen gorge]

Maybe but yesterday he was average

[glass lodge]

https://thelaziali.com/2021/02/01/official-lazio-agrees-to-send-defender-denis-vavro-to-la-liga-side-huesca-on-a-loan-move/

Huesca signing a shite defender

also Sevilla loaned Idrissi to Ajax for half a szn

[stiff fjord]

elche signing a gk from spurs

loan*

[covert monolith]

interetsing

vorm?

[devout geyser]

gazzaniga

[stiff fjord]

no

Paulo Gazzanig

wait didnt see your comment

[covert monolith]

oh

[keen gorge]

No big signings this window

[gilded mist]

COVID

teams don't have as much money

and I don't expect Barca to spend much

[ionic warren]

is true

Barça ha hecho muchas malas desiciones (especialmente económicas )

[daring flint]

i dont see why people hating on messis contract

the guy earned them 1.2 billion in the past 3 years

[flint epoch]

ye

[topaz crest]

wait what

[daring flint]

wdym what

messi is the club itself at this point

[topaz crest]

no wonder theyre bankrupt

[daring flint]

wdym bankrupt

i mean well yea with the shitty ass signings and contract

they are gonna be bankrupt

but yall cant hate on messi

[flint epoch]

ye

[topaz crest]

If im hating on anything, which im not, it would be the club and not messi

[flint epoch]

Bara r doing not very well at keeping him

[daring flint]

i mean he wants to stay rn

[thin ivy]

@gilded mist nah bro he had ptsd after that man city game and lost his form for a couple months or so.

[thin ivy]

He aint leaving f that

[left sun]

Dest back in the lineup

Anyone know when fati pique and coutinho are back?

[ionic leaf]

true, i haven't seen them in a while

[glad holly]

La Liga's points-per-game graph as of today - Atleti are running away with it.

[feral palm]

March for Pique and Ansu, Coutinho in April I guess

[left sun]

Aight thx

[feral palm]

@left sun February for pique

https://c.tenor.com/J67zorrw8EUAAAAM/cristiano-ronaldo.gif

[left sun]

Speaking of pique its also his birthday today

[feral palm]

Yep

[left sun]

[thin ivy]

You know who else is back? zidane

But papa perez got confirmed for corona

God damn when will this shit end

[gilded mist]

I don't want him to leave but it seems likely

[thin ivy]

Mid season or after? @gilded mist

[plain elbow]

OMG

florentino has covid

all rivalry aside, get well soon!

[gilded mist]

on a free end of the season

[covert monolith]

yessir pique

just hope he doesn't get rushed for the psg game

[gilded mist]

Didn't he say he is already fit? That's two weeks to play before the PSG game

[covert monolith]

hes working his way back

and rn our best duo is araujo and umtitti and we shouldnt break that up

[devout geyser]

Copa del Rey semi finalists:

• Sevilla

[ionic warren]

Ole el Sevilla

[keen gorge]

LMAO
https://twitter.com/burgerking_es/status/1356651090327056389?s=09

Burger King España (@burgerking_es)

2x1 en Burger King. https://t.co/ac6iLKx4TZ

Retweets

18697

Likes

82533

Twitter · Feb 2, 2021, 5:09 PM

[still pagoda]

WOW GUYS WHAT A SURPRISE

Eden Hazard is injured AGAIN!

[hybrid python]

Are you surprised at this moment ? Not me tho

Knew it was coming

[keen gorge]

https://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2021/02/02/6019860046163f48be8b45fc.html

[livid yoke]

Marca is a Spanish tabloid right? How reliable is it usually?

[simple matrix]

Not that reliable, very pro madrid. I've heard flo checks the polls from time to time to see how his transfer buys were received by fans..not sure if its true

[livid yoke]

ah ok lol, so it would make sense for them to suggest that Messi’s probably leaving

[simple matrix]

Yeah, probably ham up the pressure on them. Lmao if this works out

[livid yoke]

6D chess

[simple matrix]

Apparently neymar has signed da ting, mbappe is expected to follow now adding messi to this is just unfair 😩

[topaz crest]

neymar trying to get out of messi's shadow 😂

[flint epoch]

😂

[thin ivy]

Yo if Messi doesnt retire at barcelona

Imagine the shitstorm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j912fJdPhEA&ab_channel=Matheus

Best league anthem

[iron marten]

"It's not football, it's LaLiga" 🤡

[upper drift]

Why the 🤡 emoji?

[iron marten]

Why not

[slender olive]

cus its joker

[keen gorge]

Well RIP
https://twitter.com/atletienglish/status/1356892078886817792

Atlético de Madrid (@atletienglish)

Our player @joaofelix70 has tested positive for COVID-19.
He’s isolating at home, in compliance with the health authorities’ guidelines.

Retweets

120

Likes

811

Twitter · Feb 3, 2021, 9:07 AM

[slender olive]

Rip

[keen gorge]

Our team is one of the most hit with Covid since it began

[keen gorge]

https://twitter.com/MARCAinENGLISH/status/1356913076390531079?s=09

MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH)

Barcelona could end up paying €35 million for Pedri 💰

https://t.co/icCVV3SS45

Twitter · Feb 3, 2021, 10:31 AM

[iron marten]

Marca again

[torn ermine]

Marca 🥶

[thin ivy]

We gotta sign haaland

[keen gorge]

https://twitter.com/LaLigaEN/status/1356920617690402817?s=09

LaLiga English (@LaLigaEN)

❌ 𝟺̷ ̷𝟺̷ ̷𝟸̷
✅ 𝟑-𝟓-𝟐

RT 🔁 if you think @Simeone's tactical change has been key to @atletienglish's success this season. 📋🔑

#LaLigaSantander

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113

Twitter · Feb 3, 2021, 11:01 AM

[thin ivy]

Damn simeone's ballsy enough to play only 3 fullbacks

[upper drift]

I mean who did you give the 🤡 emoji tho?

[still pagoda]

r/whooosh

[slender olive]

Worth it

100%

[iron marten]

Nvm

[thin ivy]

Oh my goal and their bullshit posts

[upper drift]

Bruh I'd never meet Ramos face to face tho

[upper drift]

Those muscles make me gulp

[thin ivy]

Yeah he seems super intimidating

Like hed be a great best friend but if you go on his bad side youred focked

[slender olive]

Oh my goal's a banter channel

Fuck them

I just go to the comments and take a look

[grave glen]

not as much as hitc sport

but the irish guy is actually funny and right sometimes

[slender olive]

Yeah

[thin ivy]

Also ohmygoal reposts a fuckton of their content

Makes BRcelona look less annoying

[upper drift]

Oh my goal are Barça-Madrid-PSG fanchannel

99% of their content is Messi-Ronaldo-Neymar-Ramos-Mbappé

[thin ivy]

Thats true

But they take shots at madrid whenever they can

And its annoying

[icy crypt]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1356987427248893952?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🌖| Real Madrid think that Hazard suffers from a psychological problem, as well as a physical one. @abc_deportes #rmalive

Twitter · Feb 3, 2021, 3:26 PM

[still pagoda]

Now all we have is to hope Ramos is present, and Kroos and Modric to give assists to Benzema

That's all we have

[feral palm]

Third Kit next season leaked

I vibe with it ngl

[livid yoke]

🔥

[surreal trench]

that looks kinda cold

[stiff fjord]

might have to buy it

[alpine socket]

Hazard and RMA, deserves a movie

[unkempt dew]

There was a time where Barca and Real Madrid were good

[feral palm]

wow..so that happened.

[opal sigil]

[grave glen]

@calm magnet could you also ban that origi kid instead of muting him

[surreal trench]

[grave glen]

cuz he will just bait and troll any further barca games

[calm magnet]

then we will mute him again

and once he reaches enough points, we will ban him

[grave glen]

ok thx

[icy crypt]

So when Granada were winning 2-0 at the 80th min, Vallejo came on, and Granada conceded 5 goals.

Isn’t that brilliant

[hybrid python]

He’s a ex Madrid

[icy crypt]

He’s on loan

[hybrid python]

Lmfaoo

[icy crypt]

Yep

[hybrid python]

Should join you back