#la-liga

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devout geyser
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Huesca is basically Spanish Norwich

iron marten
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Huesca is dead

glass lodge
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I want to see some interesting random team back up there

devout geyser
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too good for 2nd division, too bad for 1st division

glass lodge
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like idk

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alcorcon or some shit

devout geyser
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like Norwich

iron marten
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Espanyol will be back

devout geyser
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@glass lodge Almeria might return

glass lodge
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🙏

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umar sadiq in laliga 🥶

devout geyser
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I dont want Espanyol and Mallorca back

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Mallorca will go down right away

glass lodge
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espanyol boring

devout geyser
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yeah

glass lodge
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i dont mind mallorca

devout geyser
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Almeria would be cool though

glass lodge
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they have a cool badge

devout geyser
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or Rayo

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Rayo can also come up

iron marten
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I always wanted Malaga to come back, but that's never happening

devout geyser
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Racing and Deportivo arent even in Segunda anymore

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its sad

glass lodge
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Rayo fans called Zozulya a nazi for watching a right wing ukrainian tv channel

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rayo can stay down there

devout geyser
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Rayo fans are hilarious

glass lodge
devout geyser
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yeah

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Celta B is more consistent than Celta A

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lmao

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we all know Iago Aspas has been dragging Celta on his back

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without him, Celta wouldve finished 20th 100%

glass lodge
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agreed

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cant wait until he retires and they drop to segunda midtable forever

devout geyser
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last season Leganes losing Braithwaite was what saved Celta

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if Leganes held onto Braithwaite, they most likely wouldve stayed up

glass lodge
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and RM getting a bullshit pen in the last matchday

devout geyser
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and Oscar Rodriguez missing a sitter

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lol

glass lodge
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Leganes got fucked by both Madrid and Barcelona favouritism at once

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it's sad

devout geyser
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Leganes is a cool team

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ngl

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I would take them over Celta any day

glass lodge
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leganes had assale YB legend

devout geyser
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Celta should be thankful to Iago Aspas

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without him, they even got spanked 5-2 by fucking Ibiza

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without Aspas, Celta would be a mid table Segunda team

iron marten
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Celta are just shit

devout geyser
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Valladolid might go down

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but idk

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probably wont

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thing is

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Valladolid just somehow survive with draws

iron marten
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Yeah lol

devout geyser
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they keep surviving with draws

glass lodge
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Valladolid are very sensible with transfers I noticed

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they buy outstanding players from smaller european teams and somehow do well on it

devout geyser
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Weissmann is good

glass lodge
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man I wish Weissman scores at least 10 this szn

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he was immense in Wolfsberger

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had like 32 goals

devout geyser
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Sergi Guardiola is also good

glass lodge
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yea and Guardiola got snatched from Cordoba that got relegated as soon as they lost him

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Valladolid's scouting is really good

devout geyser
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Valladolid would be a solid mid table team

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if they had more money

glass lodge
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Salisu got bought from some random Ghanaian academy and became a top defender for their level

stiff fjord
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I want girona to go up

devout geyser
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sadly they sold Salisu

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to Southampton

devout geyser
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pass back and inshallah football

keen gorge
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I want new teams to go up

devout geyser
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Almeria would be cool

keen gorge
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Teams like Espanyol are mismanaged and deserve to be in the Segunda

devout geyser
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oh Gijon

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Gijon and Almeria would be nice

tribal portal
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I liked Las palmas when they were in laliga

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Would be cool to see them back

keen gorge
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Will never forgive Gijon for 2016

devout geyser
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imagine scenes if Lugo comes up

keen gorge
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I hope they stay down forever

iron marten
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Jesus Malaga and Zaragoza

glass lodge
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Ponferradina pls

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Yuri de Souza szn

devout geyser
glass lodge
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carlos castro garcia

keen gorge
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We lost the league because of it

devout geyser
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F

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didnt Barca and Real finish above you though

keen gorge
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Barca by 3 points and Real by 1 or 2

devout geyser
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F

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so you basically pulled a Spurs

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that was same season Spurs bottled vs Chelsea

iron marten
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Barcelona got robbed in 2016 anyway

devout geyser
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and Leicester won Premier League

keen gorge
iron marten
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Still

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They should've won way earlier

devout geyser
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nah 2016 was controversial between Barca and Real

iron marten
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I remember there were like 4 matches, where the ball went in the net but it didn't count

devout geyser
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Atletico couldve won CL

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but Griezmann...

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hit the crossbar

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with his pen

iron marten
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Atlètico are cursed

devout geyser
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@iron marten ik your favorite song

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Sevilla ^

iron marten
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Lol

devout geyser
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United have a chance to win EL this season

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with no Sevilla

iron marten
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Yeah, or Milan

devout geyser
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Sevilla could pass Dortmund

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problem is Haaland

iron marten
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I hope so, they only rely on Haaland

devout geyser
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Kounde and Diego Carlos will have to pocket Haaland

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if they do so

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Dortmund are done

iron marten
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Just mark Haaland the whole game

devout geyser
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without Haaland, Dortmund are mid table level

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basically

iron marten
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Yeah

devout geyser
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Suso could torment Akanji though

iron marten
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Suso has been great so far

devout geyser
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I expect Munir, El-Nesyri, Suso, and Ocampos to give Dortmund backline headache

iron marten
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Hope Nesyri scores some goals

devout geyser
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I expect Atletico and Real to pass Chelsea and Atalanta

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Chelsea are awful and Atalanta cant defend

iron marten
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Atalanta love scoring goals though

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But I don't think Madrid are stupid

devout geyser
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Real are good vs teams that dont defend well

iron marten
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Yeah I guess

devout geyser
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plus scoring on them isnt easy

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Courtois is a wall

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Barcelona though...

iron marten
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Ramos too

devout geyser
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PSG might ruin Barca

iron marten
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Maybe

devout geyser
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then again

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with Messi, anything is possible

iron marten
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And Fati

devout geyser
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Fati will miss 1st leg

iron marten
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Oh really

devout geyser
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yeah

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if PSG get away goals at Camp Nou

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in 1st leg

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its over for Barca

iron marten
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Yeah

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Even if they win let's say 2-0 in the 1st leg, it'd be still over for them

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Cuz 2nd leg they lose 4-1 or 3-0 then

devout geyser
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I expect Barca to score in 1st leg

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2nd leg, I doubt it

iron marten
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Unless Braithwaite scores a hattrick

keen gorge
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I expect all Spanish sides to qualify

stiff fjord
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I expect one prem club to quailfy

feral palm
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@stiff fjord city?

icy crypt
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At least he knows what a rat he is

opal sigil
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Ramos is hated 100% more than him wenger

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Only madrid fans hate albagriziL

icy crypt
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At least Ramos ain't a bitch

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And Ramos has natural hair

covert monolith
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ramos is a much more dirty player

opal sigil
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Man said ramos isnt a bitchkekw

left sun
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Messi made jordi albas career

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At least ramos can defend

keen gorge
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The financial figures at the heart of Barcelona news are increasingly alarming and a report in El Mundo has given more context to the numbers, claiming that the club are on the verge of bankruptcy. The club are €1,173m in debt, with €730m of that sum due in the short term while €266m is owed …

left sun
rapid cliff
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Ramos is at least relevant

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Alba is just a plan B

granite sail
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Rip Barca

alpine socket
grave glen
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anyone here knows who Lucas Olaza is, the LB from Celta de Vigo?

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I just wanna hear an opinion about him since i don't follow Celta that much

stiff fjord
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Loaned from boca to celta

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thats all I know lol

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but

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he is decent

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3 assists

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He played semi great against alaves

left sun
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All i know from him is that he scored a free kick once against barca lmao

iron marten
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Omg Papu Gomez, welcome to Sevilla!

stoic pelican
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and i like ramos

torn ermine
keen gorge
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Atleti have significantly improved from last year at the same stage by 12 points which may become 15 points, Real have the same points as last year at the same stage and Barcelona are only three points short compared to last year
https://twitter.com/Marcos7ATM/status/1353637486958960641

"El Atleti es líder porque Madrid y Barcelona están peor." Para los tontitos ahí va la comparativa entre las jornadas 19 de este y el año pasado. ¿Notáis algo? Pues eso, cambien el relato porque ya huele.

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upper drift
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Honestly even if Atleti bottle they'll still win the league

torn ermine
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bruh atleti conceded only 8 goals 😐

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just shows that they are well organized in the back

keen gorge
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The difference is the goals conceded 4 less than last year

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Goals scored is significantly higher this year from 22 to 36

torn ermine
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this season is definitely atleti season

keen gorge
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If we can maintain this performance and can have enough depth

slender olive
torn ermine
livid yoke
torn ermine
livid yoke
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this season?

torn ermine
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yes

slender olive
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Looks

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weird

torn ermine
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but report said it will be used for el clasico in april

slender olive
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wtf

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NOOO

livid yoke
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oh nice

livid yoke
thin ivy
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Papa perez please step the fuck up

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PSG just offered ramos 35m and a 3 year contract

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We can't lose himm

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OMg

light void
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That was leaked a year ago but I hoped it was fake

thin ivy
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There are new news about it

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Just look up Sergio Ramos and you'll see it

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Ramos must stay and retire with us

light void
thin ivy
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That kit looks pretty good imo

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Nothin is as bad as our home and away kit for this season

feral palm
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I like it

iron marten
slender olive
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we miss puyol a loy

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lot

thin ivy
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Puyol is easily one of the best cbs of all time

icy crypt
slender olive
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he's like our ramos

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except he isnt as much of a shithouse

livid yoke
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key passes?

opal sigil
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And juve fans dont like barca because of Ronaldo

grave glen
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yeah

upper drift
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Given 1 game=90min

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And x-axis is passes into final third

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Kroos is so underrated

torn ermine
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imagine the hype and all 😂

upper drift
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ThE bEsT mId In Da WeLt

torn ermine
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poor thiago being slandered left and right

upper drift
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People are quick to judge him within few games

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They overhyped him when he barely touched the ball and bashing him after they saw Liverpool aren't winning since he came back

torn ermine
upper drift
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Ye

livid yoke
topaz crest
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who measures in games instead of minutes

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also that graph is obviously per 90 becasue there are dots in the between whole numbers

upper drift
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Ik Games sounds like a weird measure

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Also look at the bottommost dot

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It's y-coordinate is 0 lol

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How can someone put nearly 2,5 passes with playing 0 games lol?

livid yoke
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I think it's passes or final third passes

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oh wait no

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xA makes sense

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since Lenglet is down at the bottom but Messi is near the top

upper drift
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Yeah that's a good point

grave glen
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I heard

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Barca is about to be Bankrubt

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I mean somehow people say Messi is loyal to Barca

But my Opinion to that is messi is not loyal to barca

First of all he had many Contracts in Barca in like 12 years i guess 9 contracts

Second of all he had no reason to leave before because barca was the best club in the world before

Third he wouldnt have forced a move last season just because barca became shit

alpine socket
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Nice

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First of all its Barca, doesn't go bankrupt just like this.

upper drift
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Imo Sevilla's best lineup atm:

Bono
Acuña
Navas
Carlos
Koundé
Rakitić
Gómez
Suso
En-Nesyri
Ocampos
de Jong

4-1-3-2

I may be wrong but this is my opinion. Feel free to correct and insult me.

alpine socket
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Right now president is what we need

livid yoke
rapid cliff
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yeah he is a CF

upper drift
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Yeah he is but I also remember him playing RW I might sound dumb but that's what Google told me

alpine socket
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Contacts are not for free. The club receives mullions in return. Merchandise sales, crowds and sponsorships. They are lot than you think. And by your third logic, you will not be loyal to your country if you go for a foreign tour or settle elsewhere. @grave glen

livid yoke
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and if I'm correct, Gómez is a CAM

upper drift
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Ah yes then I say 4-1-3-2

livid yoke
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in terms of fitting their best players on the pitch, maybe that's the way to go

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but Rakitic as the lone CDM seems a bit risky

upper drift
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Yea

livid yoke
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I don't mean to shoot you down btw, soz

upper drift
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I said „Feel free to correct and insult me”

grave glen
alpine socket
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If you really follow FCB then you would know it's been going from 4 years

livid yoke
upper drift
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Yea you've corrected me. I'm still waiting for someone to Insule me haha

alpine socket
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Also, not ignoring the transfer history. Right now we don't even have a pure striker. This situation is not because of messi. We've bought dozens of players but how many are still with us now? Also, check all the stats before you accuse him. For last three years in UCL, messi has around 25-30 goals and the 2nd on that list is own goals by others?!?! The third comes Suarez with around 10 goals

rapid cliff
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we have no proper #9

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thats why selling Suarez was a mistake

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sure he is 33

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but he is better than Griezmann and Braithwaite

upper drift
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Barça fans were harsh on Suárez during his last days and crying now over the spilt milk

rapid cliff
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idk why people wanted Suarez out

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we didnt even replace him

livid yoke
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@keen gorge thought I'd save you the trouble this time lol

rapid cliff
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Griezmann can go back to Atletico idc

keen gorge
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Plus he is not useful in our new system

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He can't play instead of Llorente

rapid cliff
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well shit

grave glen
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Griezmann to Barca wasnt even a big of an upgrade before tbh

rapid cliff
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Im not looking forward to next 5 years

grave glen
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Now its a downgrade surely

rapid cliff
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with 1.2b debt

grave glen
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Griezmann could have been an atletico legend

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But it is what it is

rapid cliff
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@keen gorge Griezmann

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🐀

stoic pelican
opal sigil
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U have a ronaldo pfp, nothing more is needed to be said

rapid cliff
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I like both Messi and Ronaldo equally

alpine socket
topaz crest
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before he left the next window

upper drift
stiff fjord
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grizi is my legend

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python innit here

livid yoke
stiff fjord
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damn

torn ermine
# grave glen You dont leave your Club when its in a fucked up situation and he's their only h...

first of all, you have ronaldo's pfp, surely the bias is there to say bad things about him
second, barca doesnt go bankrupt just like that, you dont even know the financial structure of the club, we fans dont even know it, ofc finance is kept as secret. But obviously we are in debt, no doubt about that
third, you have a certain agenda against us, i saw a lot of your messages talking negatives about barca, etc
fourth, if he wants to leave, we respect his decision and he can go on to wherever he wants, because he has helped us a lot of times and occasions, and he has won every trophies that a club ever want. Dont disrespect him like "BaRcA iS iN bAd SiTuAtIoN, hE sHoUlDnT hAvE lEfT" ok dude seriously? he has done more than enough for us.

torn ermine
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im trying to keep this civil and friendly argument as far as i can, but surely the agenda and hate keep hitting without knowing behind the scene

livid yoke
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Messi surely should've left this summer? Then you have him off your books and you can start your rebuild with younger players

torn ermine
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yes

livid yoke
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it's not like you were likely to title challenge this year anyway

torn ermine
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thats the logistic thing to do, but it really is up to him

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we arent title contender rn, i never said that, we are in transition phase

livid yoke
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well he wanted to leave didn't he? Perhaps it was just Bartomeu playing politics, and not wanting to be the president who let Messi go

torn ermine
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yes, and what do you expect him to do for being held?

livid yoke
torn ermine
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he couldnt leave for legal reason

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contracts, etc

livid yoke
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you could've sold him, but once again it comes down to it looking bad in terms of fans' perceptions of Barto

livid yoke
torn ermine
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but instead, you know whats going on

livid yoke
torn ermine
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yes he was being held

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let me rephrase, after 2019/20 season, he wants to leave, he even send a burofax about his contract and stuff

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basically telling barto that he wants to leave.

livid yoke
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yeah exactly

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that's how I learned the word burofax lmao

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lol

torn ermine
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ffs

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wait

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thats basically the interview

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after season 2019/20 which is summer transfer window

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHi1FSuGkQ&t=544s
@livid yoke maybe i should give the full video, dumb me 😅

Lionel Messi has broken his silence on why he sought to leave Barcelona, revealing to Goal a long-running dispute with club president Josep Maria Bartomeu and the overall direction of the Spanish club.

Messi also revealed his family's heartbreak and tears at being told they would be leaving their home in Barcelona - but why he ultimately decid...

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livid yoke
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will watch it later

alpine socket
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Yea, Barca is not a local club to go bankrupt just like that. These news are coming because there is no Boss at the helm rn

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Clubs has associated links with many firms. And about the loan from banks, it will be negotiated once the new president arrives.

feral palm
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SECOND TEAM INTO QUARTER FINALS OF COPA DEL REY: VILLARREAL villarreal

covert monolith
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good for them

feral palm
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Quarter Finals

Levante
Villarreal
Real Betis
TBC
TBC
TBC
TBC
TBC

iron marten
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Congrats @fallow ferry

keen gorge
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Betis yes

slender olive
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sociedad out

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woW

feral palm
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Gamedayy

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I'm exciteddd

slender olive
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lets not fuck this up

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pls

devout geyser
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oh god

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we got Alcoyano

livid yoke
devout geyser
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@livid yoke maybe we wont pull a Real Madrid

livid yoke
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haha I hope so

devout geyser
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@livid yoke wait imagine Alcoyano wins CDR

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Alcoyano in UEL

livid yoke
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so would be cool for them to win

devout geyser
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@livid yoke they would have money to afford Chelsea

slender olive
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Alcoyano winning the CDR would be one of football's greatest stories, comparable with Leicester winning the EPL

rapid cliff
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it wont happen

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lmao

grim thicket
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and they probably wont even exist after 5 years

slender olive
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rip

topaz crest
grim thicket
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i mean budgets and shit...small clubs like that stop existing

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they go bankrupt and all, and they dont have powerful politicians or investors like barca and madrid to save them

topaz crest
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well some clubs have survived for long, but ig it depends on whether they have enough fans or not

grim thicket
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yeah that too

glad lion
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Why did I make a congratulations Real Madrid photo

thin ivy
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Man why did we have to let navas go to psg

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He was a beast

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Courtois is too but he makes the silliest mistakes

grave glen
spice magnet
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yeah he good

keen gorge
upper drift
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Llorente winger?

keen gorge
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But sometimes CAM

topaz crest
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why did i think he was a CM

warm marten
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👨‍🦲

upper drift
topaz crest
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lmao

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second striker

upper drift
keen gorge
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He came as a CDM

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Cholo integrated him as an RW in the second half of last season

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Scored against Valencia then twice against Liverpool so he continued to play in this position

icy crypt
opal sigil
covert monolith
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that looks so badly photoshopped

thin ivy
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Whos winning liga this ssn

upper drift
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Huesca

covert monolith
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yes

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subscribe

livid yoke
devout geyser
livid yoke
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it was to be expected when I brought him up tbf

devout geyser
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thats why you dont mention what he did vs you

livid yoke
iron marten
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No Nesyri against Valencia, he needs rest. RIP in advance.

upper drift
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But Munir GOAT

covert monolith
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🐐

keen gorge
torn ermine
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wait we got a match today

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lol

iron marten
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Puig is actually in the lineup this time

torn ermine
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hopefully he can start at least once in the league

iron marten
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Yeah

iron marten
torn ermine
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we start trincao

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nice

covert monolith
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mesi back in the lineup

torn ermine
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@keen gorge you really hate griezmann huh

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lol

devout geyser
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ALMERIA ARE THROUGH TO QUARTER FINALS OF COPA DEL REY

wintry heath
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If frenkie continues to play like this all season

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hes easily best midfielder

devout geyser
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best midfielder itw rn is KDB

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or Bruno

wintry heath
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if he continues to play like he does

feral palm
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De jong working his way back into World XI

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XI vs Bilbao should be:

Ter Stegen

Alba
Umtiti
Araujo
Dest

Pjanic
De Jong
Pedri

Griezmann
Messi
Dembele

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I don't want to see Lenglet starting for a while

grave glen
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nah give the youth a chance

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play some b players

feral palm
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What.. Why?

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It's a league game, a rlly difficult one, against the side that cost us our first trophy since 2019 just last week

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No room for experiments

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We play our strongest available side. That's it

grave glen
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i mean they aint got playing time in the cups

feral palm
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The more I hear someone say that the more pissed I get, are the youth like Araujo, Mingueza, Dest, Pedri, Trincao, Puig not enough?

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Who exactly do you need to see to be satisfied

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Konrad? Collado? Arnau?

grave glen
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pedri trincao all attackers

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when have u seen konrad start

feral palm
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Watch the B team then because that's where they currently play, not the first team

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They'll break through in time

grave glen
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konrad needs to start

feral palm
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you genuinely think Konrad should start ahead of Dembele? Messi? Griezmann?

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Lmao

grave glen
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wait so your going to play those guys for the rest of season

feral palm
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Yes, play the strongest teams where possible and rotate with actual first team players like Trincao and Puig before going with B team players

grave glen
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when dembele and griezmann were not firing they still started

feral palm
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Collado and Konrad are top quality but serious game time is more important than sitting on the bench or getting a few minutes with the first team

grave glen
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they could be started if messi left

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if messi had left

feral palm
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Most Barca fans are greedy and never satisfied with what they're getting. We see more young players playing in the first team than we have for years. Isn't that enough?

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Well Messi didn't leave.

grave glen
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it would have been a good thing

feral palm
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your arguments are non sensical

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Jfc

grave glen
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man city were willing to 850 billion for messi

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pays off our debt allows us to bring in good players

feral palm
grave glen
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now where are we in debt

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cant bring in anyone

feral palm
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We've been in debt for years and years lmao

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Every club is in debt

grave glen
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because it built up

feral palm
grave glen
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and you realize most of the young players that coming in are front 3 players

grave glen
feral palm
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So?

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Oh my God my brain cells are depleting with this conversation I'm doneee

grave glen
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its like haland to man u who plays behind me

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ah christ yet another one who is thinking

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welp i guess we better make this another fifa experiment vid

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hey ronald make the starting xi front 3 players will u

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yeah the midfield and defense forgot about it

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just put front 3 players there

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cuz apprantly the midfield and defense dont matter

slender olive
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If Man city really did want to buy messi for 700m we shouldve taken that deal asap

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what a fucking scam

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But

covert monolith
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ya messi's a legend but the money would've helped so much

devout geyser
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Athletic Bilbao might start 6 or 7 youngsters vs Barcelona

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because of injuries and covid

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we are gonna lose

feral palm
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YOO FR???

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LETS FUCKIN GOOO

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@devout geyser whos injured and who's got covid

devout geyser
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well...

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Dani Garcia has shoulder injury

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Alex Berenguer has ankle injury

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Yuri Berchiche has covid

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Mikel Balenziaga has knee injury

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Unai Lopez has covid

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Jon Morcillo has arm injury

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so yeah

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we are fucked

grim thicket
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yikes....

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like literally....a huge yikes

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especially berchiche

devout geyser
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so now we have to play the kids

feral palm
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I'm not laughing at the injuries or positives I hope they recover soon.. but boy do we need this win and obviously we saw what happened last time we played

devout geyser
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well thing is

feral palm
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If we get this game over with we have maximum 1 game left against Marcelino this season

devout geyser
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Dani Garcia and Unai Lopez might return

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for Barca game

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Jon Morcillo should be back

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others idk

feral palm
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Our injury situation is looking better, ✨jinx protector✨

devout geyser
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I hope Sancet plays though

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probably our brighest academy player

feral palm
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Pique: Recovery going well. Will be back late next month
Ansu: Recovery going better than expected. Could be back for second leg of UCL RO16.
Roberto: Could be in squad for Bilbao on Sunday.
Coutinho: No Updates.

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Umtiti and Dembele are staying fit

devout geyser
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Atletico winning La Liga

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this season

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Athletic Bilbao for Europa League???

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first we gotta beat Alcoyano tomorrow

feral palm
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Will ezkieta start tomorrow? @devout geyser

grim thicket
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who is mabbe?

calm magnet
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mbappe I'm guessing

grim thicket
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....

feral palm
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Nah

devout geyser
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maybe

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tbh he should

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I dont wanna risk Simon

feral palm
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Mabbe is an up and coming german player

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He's class

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Plays CB and striker

devout geyser
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Ezkieta is good

grim thicket
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huh thats good news

devout geyser
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not Simon good

grim thicket
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we are getting a cb/striker

devout geyser
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but still good

grim thicket
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no he didnt mate

feral palm
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lmao

grim thicket
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dont spread around fake news

devout geyser
feral palm
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Source: the crackhead who lives below my apartment

grim thicket
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is it a "trust me bro"?

devout geyser
grim thicket
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"trust me dude"

shell glade
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"bro"

devout geyser
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@grim thicket Mbappe deal isnt done

shell glade
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source?

devout geyser
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its not

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lmfao

grim thicket
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well we def cant afford him, so ig you are paying for him?

shell glade
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Source?

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Or is it a prediction

grim thicket
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how do you figure real madrid are gonna pay for him?

devout geyser
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@shell glade source: I saw mbappe in Madrid airport

shell glade
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So you have no source and you're stating your prediction. Got it

feral palm
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kek

devout geyser
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lad

shell glade
grim thicket
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dude do you know anything about our finances rn?

calm magnet
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whats happenin

feral palm
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A broke club paying 500M

shell glade
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lmao no club would

grim thicket
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like seriously

devout geyser
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first of all

feral palm
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500M on a 1 year contract player

grim thicket
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lmao

devout geyser
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Real are paying 500m for Santiago Bernabeu renovation

grim thicket
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man this guy is delusional

calm magnet
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yeah but they wouldn't use 500m on a transfers

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thats crazy

feral palm
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Just ban for annoying us

shell glade
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So this man has no source and is just stating his prediction

devout geyser
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lads I follow La Liga 24/7

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you can trust me

feral palm
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It's clear bait

shell glade
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Sumo, we got it, maybe you should try something else

devout geyser
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isnt trolling a ban?

shell glade
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A mute yeah that's why I warned him wenger

grim thicket
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i think he is stating a prediction? if not then it is a troll

shell glade
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Source?

grim thicket
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sure, to barca he is

devout geyser
grim thicket
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most probably

calm magnet
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I mean, he'll probably move eventually

feral palm
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Yep we're paying 3000M for him

calm magnet
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nah not barca

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barca is a sinking ship

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even he knows it'd be dumb

devout geyser
feral palm
calm magnet
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and remember, he is haaland

grim thicket
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i thought laporta and raiola would make it happen?

calm magnet
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lol sorry rian

devout geyser
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Raiola

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lmao

grim thicket
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wasnt that a deal if laporta won the election?

devout geyser
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you think Raiola will ask for pennies?

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he will ask for giant money

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wtf

shell glade
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lmao

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Let us handle that

devout geyser
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@feral palm ignore this man

shell glade
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Stop

devout geyser
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ok

feral palm
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Raiola wants to improve relation with Barcelona and Laporta so there'll probably be some deal..but there's no deals without money.. and that's where we have a bit of a problem

shell glade
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lmao

feral palm
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We still owe Liverpool like 30M for Coutinho

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It's just embarrassing

shell glade
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It is

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Also money to Ajax for Frenkie right?

devout geyser
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Daily La Liga News:

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Messi returns as Barcelona rally past Rayo in Copa

shell glade
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Source? kekw

devout geyser
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Source: Little Seal

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tier 1

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trust me bro

feral palm
shell glade
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I trust that man

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That's my bro

feral palm
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We owe money for 17 players or somethin

shell glade
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17?!

devout geyser
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some transfer news

feral palm
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Including money to bayern for Vidal, Gremio for Arthur, Bordeaux for malcom

devout geyser
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Today’s Papers: Madrid await Mbappe’s signal, Odegaard’s happy at Arsenal and Barcelona finally show a reaction

feral palm
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Players that aren't even at barcelona anymore

shell glade
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Oh my god

grim thicket
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both barca and madrid are in deep trouble financially

feral palm
devout geyser
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Mbappe asks for time to make a decision
Los Blancos have a green light if Mbappe decides not to renew his contract with PSG
Their economic crisis generates uncertainly in the player
Atletico sign Brazilian Marcos Paulo
Rayo take Barcelona to the limit
Messi and De Jong put them in the quarter-finals
"You land a big one and the next day you're walking around town like you're Zidane"

grim thicket
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yikes

feral palm
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The list of all the players we owe money for

grim thicket
devout geyser
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alright

slender olive
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What?!

grim thicket
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i thought it was more

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like 250m

devout geyser
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Atletico's new signing Marcos Paulo might be loaned out to other La Liga clubs or back to Brazil until the end of season

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Marca suggests

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but its Marca so

slender olive
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God.....

feral palm
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Oh we owe a shit tonne more in other areas @grim thicket

devout geyser
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what do you know

grim thicket
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oh

slender olive
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We really are fucked....

grim thicket
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well the hazard deal just fked us up, before that we were doing okay ig

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160m smh

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total waste there

rapid cliff
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we need some serious changes

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if we wanna compete

slender olive
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we need trophies, we cant survive financially if we dont

rapid cliff
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we need fans back

feral palm
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I think we're about 1.2B in debt, only 200M of that is to other clubs for players

lime mica
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1 billion in debt yikers

rapid cliff
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and we need silverware

grim thicket
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all depends on if messi leaves or not tho right? coz that deal might revive the finances

rapid cliff
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our Camp Nou renovation project will have to be postponed

feral palm
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Mhm

slender olive
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fuck the camp nou project

grim thicket
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how much is the stadium renovation?

feral palm
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Espai barca is bullshit

slender olive
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if the board is stupid enough to go through with that rn

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my god we're so stupid

grim thicket
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ours took like 650m i think, not sure

rapid cliff
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@slender olive we cant renovate camp nou

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where is money

grim thicket
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or was it 350

rapid cliff
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on the trees?

feral palm
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@grim thicket ours is more

grim thicket
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huh that sucks

slender olive
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cent i thought it was 200m lmao

grim thicket
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no no it was way more than 200m

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pretty sure

rapid cliff
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Real are in better financial situation than us

lime mica
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no shit

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lmao

feral palm
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Espai Barca: €815M

lime mica
rapid cliff
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plus add ons

grim thicket
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$622m for bernabeu renovation

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whats that in euros

feral palm
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400ish

rapid cliff
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514m euros

slender olive
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duh

rapid cliff
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approximetly

livid yoke
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expanding it?

grim thicket
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expansion, roof, new galleries

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lots of shit

devout geyser
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they want to make it a fortress

slender olive
grim thicket
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mainly the roof tho, thats the big one

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it looks beautiful ngl

devout geyser
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looks amazing ngl @slender olive

slender olive
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Yeah i know

lime mica
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that looks like a waffle oven

livid yoke
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that's look amazing

lime mica
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cooker?

livid yoke
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but yeah, also lowkey agree with Draco lmao

devout geyser
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what

grim thicket
devout geyser
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its creative

grim thicket
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it looks AMAZING!!

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PERIOD

slender olive
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too

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Kinda basica

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tho

lime mica
#

looking amazing and looking like a waffle cooker are not mutually exclusive

rapid cliff
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@slender olive still no roof

slender olive
lime mica
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I guess you will have a smexy waffle cooker stadium

slender olive
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W a f f l e c o o k e r l m a o

rapid cliff
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cant lie Real's looks better

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ours has no roof

lime mica
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well idk that is the first thing I thought of

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waffles

grim thicket
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everything at real is better 🤷‍♂️

lime mica
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I don't even like waffles

grim thicket
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more trophies, better players

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better stadium

rapid cliff
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not everything

grim thicket
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🤷‍♂️

rapid cliff
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our academy

lime mica
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your kits are shit

grim thicket
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rlly? even now?

livid yoke
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nah, both Real and Barça kits look lush

devout geyser
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La Masia has been dead for 8 years.

rapid cliff
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yeah but

grim thicket
lime mica
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estadio santiago bernabeu more like waffle santiago bernabeu

livid yoke
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also, is the Bernabeu roof going to be permanently closed? Or is it gonna be like Wimbledon when they only close it when they need to?

devout geyser
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I like Real's 3rd kit

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1st is decent

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2nd is shit though

grim thicket
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2nd kit is shit ngl

feral palm
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Which is their third

livid yoke
grim thicket
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i dont like pink kits

lime mica
#

okay fine not waffles

grim thicket
lime mica
#

a suitcase?

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would you prefer suitcase?

grim thicket
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i would prefer estadio santiago bernabeu

devout geyser
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I may sound like a sexist rn but I kind of feel uncomfortable with pink....

feral palm
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I'ma be real

lime mica
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looks kinda like those earbud cases on second thought

devout geyser
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I just dont like pink

feral palm
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I like human race jerseys...but fucking hell does this suck

grim thicket
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whats that got to do with being sexist or not?

devout geyser
#

what is that

lime mica
#

kekw wtf is that

devout geyser
#

wtf is that

livid yoke
devout geyser
#

is that even a football kit

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wait it is

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its NFL

feral palm
#

Yeah it's the Real Madrid Human Race shirt

lime mica
#

looks like a 10 second photoshop edit

slender olive
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Our pink kit is wack, however our home and away kit is good

slender olive
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the el clasico kit is alright

feral palm
#

Juventus have one too

lime mica
#

hmm

feral palm
grim thicket
#

idfk why we got that kit back

rapid cliff
#

woo

lime mica
#

wtf is that

rapid cliff
#

wtf is that kit

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thats even worse

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than Real's

lime mica
feral palm
devout geyser
#

oh dear

slender olive
#

the catalan kit- ik that it represents the catalan flag but i get reminded of blood

lime mica
#

wth

rapid cliff
#

@slender olive our yellow kit?

grim thicket
#

ok yikes some of the kits are shit

rapid cliff
#

looks bad ngl

lime mica
#

so these are human race kits?

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so human race = shit?

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um okay then

slender olive
lime mica
slender olive
rapid cliff
#

yeah

slender olive
#

yeah that one's wack

grim thicket
#

the best kit of the decade for us has to be 2013/14 tho....the home kit

slender olive
#

I mean our home kit this season and our black away kit- thats good

rapid cliff
#

idk why but I hated our 17/18 home kit

grim thicket
#

kinda biased towards it coz la decima duh

rapid cliff
#

I just hated it

grim thicket
#

but still

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it was pretty cool

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with that wacky font

rapid cliff
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too many stripes

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in center

lime mica
#

I want a home kit that isn't dreadful

rapid cliff
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and nothing outside

lime mica
#

e

grim thicket
feral palm
#

@grim thicket I kinda liked the 17/18 real jersey

grim thicket
#

17/18 the cyan one?

rapid cliff
grim thicket
#

not my fav

feral palm
#

Mhm

rapid cliff
#

oh god

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why did I send it

lime mica
#

lmao

rapid cliff
#

makes me wanna throw up

grim thicket
#

the 2016/17 home kit with the collar was pretty neat

feral palm
#

@rapid cliff it's not that bad

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Especially given what weve got next year

grim thicket
#

wasnt a fan of collared jerseys before that

slender olive
lime mica
#

real talk I love the collar on this year's away kit

rapid cliff
#

its not the worst

#

but it looked bad

grim thicket
#

or wait was it 15/16? the collared jersey

grim thicket
#

lemme chck

slender olive
#

this year's home kit is one of our best

grim thicket
#

oh it was 16/17 yeah

rapid cliff
#

terrible*

#

oh god

lime mica
#

nah I didn't mind that one

feral palm
lime mica
#

oh god

feral palm
#

21/22 kit

grim thicket
#

noice and neat

lime mica
#

it's boring tbf

feral palm
#

Yeah that's nice

grim thicket
#

shame we didnt play the UCL final with this one

rapid cliff
lime mica
#

oh god

feral palm
#

Yeah that was atrocious

grim thicket
#

we played wearing that shitty purple jersey instead

rapid cliff
#

chess!

grim thicket
#

and before celebrations everybdy changed back to the white lol

lime mica
#

chess overused joke

#

kekw

#

more like play checkers HR_megaWTFkek

feral palm
#

I can't wait for next year's away shirt I'ma cop straight away

rapid cliff
#

ok maybe im being too harsh on our 17/18 home kit

slender olive
rapid cliff
#

18/19 and 19/20 were straight up garbage

slender olive
#

18/19 kit was....meh

#

it wasnt that bad

feral palm
#

@slender olive 100% serious

#

That's our home kit for next year

lime mica
slender olive
#

Tbh, i thought it looked....old

#

I dont know why

rapid cliff
feral palm
#

Unless the new president vetoes it

grim thicket
#

unpopular opinion but barca's horizontal striped jerseys werent bad

slender olive
rapid cliff
#

wtf

livid yoke
lime mica
#

downvoting just bc it's cent

feral palm
#

@grim thicket yeah I quite liked it

grim thicket
#

it kinda looked old school

#

yeah

slender olive
rapid cliff
#

what a kit

slender olive
feral palm
rapid cliff
#

what.

#

is.

#

that.

lime mica
#

spicy away

grim thicket
slender olive
#

if thats really the color, then yes

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good away

grim thicket
#

looks rlly good actually

rapid cliff
#

uh guys

slender olive
grim thicket
#

much better than the checkers

rapid cliff
#

the away kit reminds me of Real Madrid home kit

lime mica
#

def prefer this year's away

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lmao how it's grey

grim thicket
#

which was it again?

slender olive
#

I loved our away kit last season

rapid cliff
#

is it actually gonna be white

slender olive
#

It was amazing

grim thicket
#

oh barca pls wear white

livid yoke
slender olive
grim thicket
feral palm
#

I like all the kits this season, including the pink one

lime mica
feral palm
#

@slender olive never loved that kit

rapid cliff
#

the pink one looks shit

grim thicket
#

im just not a fan of pink jerseys

lime mica
#

this pink one > the last pink one tbf

rapid cliff
#

in my opinion

slender olive
feral palm
#

Nah I rate the pink one highly

slender olive
#

this season

lime mica
#

oh god

grim thicket
#

yikes

rapid cliff
#

wtf is that

grim thicket
#

🤮

feral palm
slender olive
#

When i first saw this i thought it was

lime mica
#

lmao

slender olive
#

and i was like

#

puke

rapid cliff
grim thicket
#

that is shit

feral palm
#

@rapid cliff pre game kit

rapid cliff
#

oh yeah

feral palm
#

The old one anyways

livid yoke
#

wait, you guys don't like that?

rapid cliff
#

imagine if that was our kit

feral palm
#

The new one is sick

livid yoke
#

I think I have shit taste then lol

rapid cliff
#

that looks so bad

grim thicket
#

bruh

livid yoke
#

I think that looks amazing

lime mica
#

lmao

grim thicket
#

that kit looks horrific

lime mica
slender olive
livid yoke
slender olive
#

Looks great

grim thicket
#

our away kit last season was amazing

feral palm
rapid cliff
lime mica
#

wtf

slender olive
#

thats how you should use it

rapid cliff
#

wtf

livid yoke
grim thicket
#

yikes thatll give me epilepsy

slender olive
livid yoke
#

even I know that

lime mica
feral palm
#

This year's pre match shirt

lime mica
grim thicket
#

yeah its shit

slender olive
grim thicket
#

lmao

rapid cliff
grim thicket
feral palm
#

We have a lot of shirts

lime mica
#

oho

devout geyser
feral palm
devout geyser
#

omfg

#

what is that

lime mica
#

where's my favourite shitty spanish team kit

grim thicket
#

it was pretty amazing

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clean