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tepid hemlock
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even if not for a goal or just earlier in the play

torn ermine
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at least your attack is effective

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we aint that clinical

tepid hemlock
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eh

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we're the 5th or so attack in Serie a atm

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and scored less than barca in any of the equiv. CL games

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so, no, not really

torn ermine
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i mean serie A defending level is higher

tepid hemlock
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i don't honestly expect a win today, i don't think most juve fans do either

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i don't imagine most barca fans expect a loss :P

torn ermine
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i think most think juve are gonna win

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ngl

alpine socket
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I'm relieved that Juve won't park the bus like cadiz

torn ermine
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because of ronaldo i think

alpine socket
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Nah

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Because of us they think

torn ermine
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these people slandered us because we defeated juve by luck and less ronaldo juve

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but i cba

tepid hemlock
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screw CR

torn ermine
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lets just wait and see

tepid hemlock
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we missed MDL :P

torn ermine
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wait de ligt not playing?

tepid hemlock
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he is now

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he didn't in the first game

torn ermine
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yeah he is the important one imo

alpine socket
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It's gonna be a good game. Two small clubs

torn ermine
tepid hemlock
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two has been superstar FC kekw

torn ermine
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^

alpine socket
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De vs De

torn ermine
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im ready to move on to the new phase please

tepid hemlock
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collapssi vs slownaldo

alpine socket
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But but we have GOATwaithe

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U r not ready for him

tepid hemlock
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Martin vs Alvaro will be interesting indeed

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a matchup for the ages

keen gorge
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Morata back in Spain

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I wish he was with us

torn ermine
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tbh martin braithwaite is the most clinical in shooting for our squad

tepid hemlock
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he just clicks in Torino, dunno what else to say

torn ermine
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this is why we need a true 9, seems like braithwaite has contributed lots for us

alpine socket
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If Coutinho, griezmann and messi starts together, we are losing before 2nd half

tepid hemlock
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i mean, you're just seeing the effect of not just relying on messi so much, in a way

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barca hasn't played with a real striker for ages

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even when you had strikers, that wasn't exactly their role

keen gorge
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Suarez?

alpine socket
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saurez not a pure striker

tepid hemlock
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Suarez never really played a target man

torn ermine
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starting 3 "10 player" aint gonna work, too many playermakers obviously gonna collapse with each other

tepid hemlock
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ala lewa and such

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cavani

torn ermine
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whenever we start messi, we shouldnt start coutinho, and vice versa

alpine socket
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Messi is starting, koeman confirmed

torn ermine
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yeah

tepid hemlock
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of course he is

torn ermine
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obviously he is

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lol

alpine socket
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Coutinho was in press conf so he also starts

tepid hemlock
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we can't mess up UEFA's broadcast revenue

torn ermine
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if coutinho also start, he will likely to move to left wing

alpine socket
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👀

cunning remnant
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who is juve's keeper bruv

torn ermine
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its predictable

tepid hemlock
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oh right, caps is a bad thing in newage media

cunning remnant
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forgot his name

alpine socket
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I'm done with this team

cunning remnant
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scenzy

tepid hemlock
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szczesny

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tek :]

alpine socket
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Wut

cunning remnant
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ok thank you

tepid hemlock
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tek is easier :P

alpine socket
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Lenglet and scze team up

keen gorge
tepid hemlock
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wow, i forgot he exists

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he was so promising

torn ermine
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hopefully atleti win @keen gorge

alpine socket
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Atletico gonna drop points soon

cunning remnant
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doubt

torn ermine
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btw i have a question, does team with same nation going to face each other in RO16?

keen gorge
torn ermine
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okay

alpine socket
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We should finish top

cunning remnant
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you?

tepid hemlock
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again, we'd need a 3 goal win

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which isn't happening in camp nou

cunning remnant
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top in what

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ucl or la liga

tepid hemlock
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so its not really an option

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ucl group

keen gorge
alpine socket
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Barcelona is skeleton without us. Players already left the club @cunning remnant

torn ermine
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if juve win, then the GD will be counted

tepid hemlock
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if we win in 2+, yes

torn ermine
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to be the 1st place

tepid hemlock
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but your GD is better

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more than 2-3 goals better than us

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so essentially its win by 3 or bust

keen gorge
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Is it by GD or head to head?

cunning remnant
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H2H

tepid hemlock
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h2h and then GD

torn ermine
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h2h then GD

tepid hemlock
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barca with 0-2 in h2h right now, much better GD

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ngl its going to be hilarious if we somehow win by 3

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and then we recall the 20 chances you had in torino and didn't score

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shades of dembele vs pool

torn ermine
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lol

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💪

hybrid python
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Soon strong

torn ermine
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fr

thin ivy
torn ermine
thin ivy
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Midfield god

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Better than Ronaldinho, Zidane and Pirlo combined

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Also he makes Neymar's dive look amateur

torn ermine
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🥶 🥶 🥶

thin ivy
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Gotta make that peak between fingers move to establish diving dominance

torn ermine
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ice cold busquets?

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🥶

thin ivy
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Yes

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lol jk

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He was good with xavi and iniesta

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but rn idk he doesnt seem to contribute much

torn ermine
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"was"

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He isnt good now 😔 😭

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but his prime was something else

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so so different from today

thin ivy
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True

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But I think id pick rakitic over him idk

torn ermine
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for now, pjanic is doing better than busquets

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more active and energetic

elfin flower
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Umtiti is the squad

alpine socket
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Lord Umtiti is back

elfin flower
alpine socket
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Opps

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Umtiti

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Legend

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GOATiti

feral palm
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Pjanic has started all 5 UCL games so far

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So I guess Koeman does trust him in that regard

torn ermine
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@feral palm prediction?

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for later

feral palm
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Hm, I'm not sure

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What I will say is that neither us or Juventus are in any different place today than we were a few weeks ago for the last game

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So I don't think it'll change too much

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But now they've got CR7 so it's all about keeping him quiet

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And I don't know if I trust our defence to do that

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Dest will be very important

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I don't want to predict a score but I don't think Juventus will win

torn ermine
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who will start for our CB?

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lenglet mingueza or araujo mingueza?

feral palm
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Hard to say

thin ivy
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Pique umtiti

feral palm
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I think lenglet and Mingueza

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But

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They're both responsible for our loss the other day

torn ermine
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yeah man

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😦

feral palm
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Idk if Koeman will start them in a game this important

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Not that he has many options

thin ivy
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This could be ronaldo and messis last meeting

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Idk if i should watch or not

feral palm
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Well I don't see why you shouldn't watch

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Unless ur more interested in Leipzig vs United

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The only 2 games that are worth watching today are barca Juve and Leipzig United

torn ermine
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leipzig united will be so interesting

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and the day after that will be madrid match

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this week is fire ngl

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intense

versed bridge
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Madrid kekw

feral palm
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Schedule for the Week

Monday:
Brighton vs Southampton

Tuesday:
Zenit vs Borussia Dortmund
Barcelona vs Juventus

Wednesday:
Ajax vs Atalanta
Real Madrid vs Borussia Monchengladbach

Thursday:
Dundalk vs Arsenal
Napoli vs Real Sociedad

Friday:
Leeds vs West Ham

Saturday:
Valencia vs Athletic Bilbao
Manchester United vs Manchester City
Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid

Sunday:
Crystal Palace vs Tottenham
Fulham vs Liverpool
Arsenal vs Burnley
Barcelona vs Levante

thin ivy
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Idk man i still have madrid vs gladbach and its also at 4am

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My schedule already b fucked

torn ermine
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lol same, barca match is 4AM for me

grave glen
feral palm
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Determines 1st place in the group

thin ivy
grave glen
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and that's not important...?

feral palm
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It is tho

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Unless we wanna lose in RO16 to bayern

thin ivy
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Ye u will

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8-1

feral palm
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For argument sake let's say the groups finish as follows

Group A: Bayern and Atletico
Group B: Borussia Monchengladbach and Real Madrid
Group C: Man City and Porto
Group D: Liverpool and Ajax
Group E: Chelsea and Sevilla
Group F: Dortmund and Lazio
Group G: Barcelona and Juventus
Group H: PSG and Manchester United

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By coming first in the group our potential RO16 opponents would be limited to Porto, Ajax, Lazio and Manchester United

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By coming second in the group however..

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Bayern, Monchengladbach, Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Dortmund, PSG

torn ermine
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oh no

feral palm
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I know what's more appealing.

torn ermine
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i wish we arent 2nd

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lol

thin ivy
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Bro UCL clasico would be fucking goat

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Both teams are out of shape

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too

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Thatd be fun

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Like two cripples throwing hands

torn ermine
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its been long since el clasico happened in UCL

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i think the last time was in season 2010/11

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but in RO16, same nation wont compete against each other

thin ivy
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Exactly and this could be messis last cl

torn ermine
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we have to take spain to glory once again 😎

alpine socket
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Exactly and this could be messis last cl
@thin ivy u mean in barca jersey I think

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we have to take spain to glory once again 😎
@torn ermine That's what I said, Perez and Bartomeu launching new club soon

thin ivy
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Also when was the last time messi and ronny played

thin ivy
feral palm
thin ivy
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Wow that was a long time ago

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So this could really be the last?

feral palm
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Yes

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No way of knowing if or when it'll happen again

thin ivy
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Damn

slender olive
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they should legit have a charity match and see them play together

alpine socket
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👀

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Konrad playing?

torn ermine
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thoughts on this lineup?

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it is interesting imo

spice magnet
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noice

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but we can only dream of not seeing busi in the starting xi

torn ermine
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true af

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us whenever busquets is in the lineup ^

alpine socket
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it is interesting imo
@torn ermine Imma forward it to koeman on whatsapp.

torn ermine
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FFS

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im dead 😭 😭

alpine socket
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@torn ermine yo, he is ready to have u as assistant unless he gets sacked

torn ermine
torn ermine
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these two have scored 2.8% of UCL goals

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all time

thin ivy
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Ramos and puyol CB

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Neuer GK

stuck sleet
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who here has decent top 5 league knowledge?

feral palm
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Recruiting again?

torn ermine
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lol

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rian, you still at discord diamond zomg

feral palm
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I am indeedy

hybrid python
alpine socket
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😃 😀 😃 😀

feral palm
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I rlly like the lineup

strong forum
glass lodge
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wheres Konrad De La Fuente

alpine socket
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I think Umtiti getting subbed later

feral palm
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He'll come on

strong forum
alpine socket
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Cleared

feral palm
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Subs will prolly be Konrad, Umtiti, Braithwaite, Coutinho ig

strong forum
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Oh

feral palm
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He got green lighted today

strong forum
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Nice

alpine socket
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@torn ermine Didn't I say that I forwarded ur message to koeman? See no busi starting

tepid hemlock
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green lighted to play 2-3 games before his knee breaks or..?

torn ermine
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thank fuck pjanic start

spice magnet
feral palm
torn ermine
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@feral palm thoughts on this match? kekw kekw

feral palm
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Disgraceful

torn ermine
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@alpine socket @spice magnet we are fucked

alpine socket
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Tell me something new

torn ermine
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our defense is just wordless

pure adder
torn ermine
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man istg im done with this defense

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since when our defense is solid?

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like never

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lol

pure adder
alpine socket
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Idk

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We should start packing our bags

pure adder
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I think I'll stick with southampton

icy crypt
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@grim thicket

torn ermine
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lol nice decision waj, you will get mental attack from watching our squad @pure adder

pure adder
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agree

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I just can't anymore

icy crypt
grim thicket
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Carvajal is supposed to miss out 2 weeks with injury....is that a credible source @icy crypt ?

pure adder
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hmu when some kind of Iniesta, xavi, messi and puyol regens appear out of nowhere

icy crypt
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Yeah and look he’s in the squad

feral palm
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Stressed

grim thicket
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hes in the squad but he prolly wont start

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idk

icy crypt
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Last time he started right after coming back from injury

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And his last one was worse

grim thicket
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good news is fede might come back mid to late december

icy crypt
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Yeah

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Hazard early 2021 I think

grim thicket
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latest by early january

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hazard by late december too

icy crypt
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Yeah

grim thicket
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hes out for 3 weeks

feral palm
icy crypt
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Really hope we don’t start Odriozola

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I feel like he’ll make a mistake

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And then we’ll concede

torn ermine
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my local club has a better defending than this ffs facepalm

grim thicket
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even on on transfermarkt, carvajal's injury report says return earliest by dec 11

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idk

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maybe he isnt fully fit

pure adder
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Yeah Barça is still relevant

icy crypt
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He should be fully fit if he’s on the squad list

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Transfermarkt isn’t the best for injury news

grim thicket
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its not only on transfermarkt tho, its on real madrid's sb nation site too

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return date dec 11

random crane
potent spade
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Atletico might actually win la liga this year

torn ermine
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they will

alpine socket
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Can u see messi is still our best player on pitch

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He is lacking that finish

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Others are like "pass to messi"

hybrid python
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Man really is carrying this bum team

alpine socket
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Honestly, messi has a better game than Ronaldo

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These dumb fans don't deserve him

torn ermine
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messi should actually leave our club ffs

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these fanbase is too toxic

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we dont deserve him

alpine socket
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What else can u expect from him

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He drops deep when necessary, creates chances, shoots

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They topped the group

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😶

torn ermine
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idk if they actually watch the match, probably just rant left and right.

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ffs these fans

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i cant take it

alpine socket
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Dumb

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Can interim president sack koeman? I don't want him to be sacked at this moment

torn ermine
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lol

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election still gonna be next month

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gl waiting kekw

alpine socket
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No use of sacking him now

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He has to work now

gilded mist
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So you barca fans, what do you think of Koeman?

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Was it worth sacking Setien?

torn ermine
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what should we say? lol

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sacking setien is true

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valverde wasnt quite a good decision

gilded mist
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idk aren't u sad that your proud club is coached by an Everton reject

torn ermine
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lol

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i mean what can we do?

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whos gonna coach us?

gilded mist
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Good point

torn ermine
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pochetino was also the candidate before this season iirc

alpine socket
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I don't get a good feeling of this.....

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Luckily, UCL ends today. This month we can worry about league

valid comet
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hoping real madrid pulls through

alpine socket
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Im gonna go crazy if koeman doesnt start Puig every next game now

hybrid python
alpine socket
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Still carrying

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@grave glen @feral palm thoughts on game?

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I mean he was good. But it should have been messi

stiff fjord
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bro I hate barca

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only because

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there like this

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I honestly hope they pick up

potent spade
hybrid python
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Barto master class

potent spade
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Barcelona are a mess. Idk if there even is a coach that would win with this team.

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Messi being forced to stay and the board resigning must have caused a shit ton of uncertainty within the team

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And drama probably lol

hasty juniper
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Hoping that real wins against gladbach or we going to europa with manu

slender olive
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What if PSG lose to istanbul

grim thicket
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we be trashing barca for losing today, even tho they qualified

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meanwhile we arent even in the run for qualification in RO16 🥲

hybrid python
tepid hemlock
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is it just me or mingueza looks like ramos

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or i guess maybe ramos looks like him right now

thin ivy
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Damn Barca 0-2 Juve

tepid hemlock
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*3

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that extra goal is actually very important :P

burnt geyser
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if we had scored one more goal would've been fine

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😭

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we're gonna get knocked out r16

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by Bayern

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again

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last season all over again

feral palm
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Lineup vs Levante this weekend. No ifs buts or maybes. I do absolutes.

Ter Stegen
Dest
Mingueza
Umtiti
Alba
De Jong
Alena
Puig
Konrad
Braithwaite
Messi

tepid hemlock
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you know that ain't happening right

floral wasp
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add **greaseman ** and thats a winning squad

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for one reason

tepid hemlock
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koeman isn't knowing for changing his mind often

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ask everton fans :]

floral wasp
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PUIG

potent spade
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#koeman out is hilarious lol

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I think you could put any coach there and he would probably be shit

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People were complaining he wasn't playing Araujo. He put Araujo in and now basically the same people are saying its stupid and Mingueza or Umtiti should play.

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Bruh

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I doubt its about individuals at this point. That entire team is a mess and has been a mess ever since the end of last season.

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And I think all the drama within the team. Messi being forced to stay and the drama with the board. Only added to it.

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Tbf i don't think they even played that horrible overall. Finishing seems to be a problem tho.

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Im probably the only one that believes Koeman will turn it around at some point. I just don't know if he will be fired before that or not. Some teams sometimes do be getting into a cycle of hiring a coach and firing him again after half a season or less.

thin ivy
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OMG REAL VS GLADBACH LATER

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LETS GOOOOOO

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Madridistas where you at?

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We cant miss the game later.

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Its do or die

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King ramos playing later

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Also I wish odriozola could play

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Love vasquez playing rb but idk he's not too agrresive

torn ermine
spice magnet
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good thing i didn't waste my sleep watching this disasterclass

floral wasp
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REAL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2 LMAO

torn ermine
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this club is killing me SonnySad

thin ivy
floral wasp
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lol

spice magnet
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need this man asap

thin ivy
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guy can win trophies sleeping

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shithouse but in a not as bad way

spice magnet
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fax

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didn't realise what we had until we sacked him and replaced him with a fookin farmer

thin ivy
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i used to hate him for what he was doing to barca

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what we're seeing now aint much better imo

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koeman is more assertive which i like but idk his lineups are eh

floral ravine
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Barca had a rough go today and that makes me hopeful to see them still struggle in La Liga so Atletico really only has to compete with Reals this year

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for the title

thin ivy
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Yes

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Whos the mod

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Can you guys start the CL channels already

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get the hype going

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ik its early

keen gorge
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I always have this question

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did we really improve from last year?

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or does La Liga suck this year?

torn ermine
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atletico you mean?

keen gorge
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yes

torn ermine
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idk tbh

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all i can say is that barca is worse than last season

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la liga this season probably has dropped their standard

floral ravine
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I don't think the talent or technical skills have dropped this season

mint lance
spice magnet
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was at the same time

mint lance
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Yes

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It was epic

spice magnet
grave glen
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😔 😔

alpine socket
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We will win against Levante but bottle against Sociedad

torn ermine
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@alpine socket nice nickname tbh kekw

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that question mark

alpine socket
alpine socket
gilded mist
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Wow

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I guess that Messi did have a better game

alpine socket
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Messi's best game of the season maybe

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Im ready to see Umtiti starting every game

hybrid python
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Wish Ron joins united

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And Messi at city

spice magnet
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^

alpine socket
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Pl will try to make it happen. Imagine the viewership.

spice magnet
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chevrolet x oil money 💉

alpine socket
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Ew. Well well, not sure if both will move

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Ron's possibility is more

spice magnet
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messi's possibility is more

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why would ron downgrade?

alpine socket
torn ermine
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he isnt as clinical as before ig

alpine socket
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messi's possibility is more
@spice magnet doubt if messi gonna fall in Xavi trap

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Even Xavi can't do anything with this team

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Koeman must be given another season IF Puig starts every match day

torn ermine
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i hope messi leaves, in our current state, we are so shit rn

alpine socket
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It's most likely now

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If we lose to Levante, I can see headlines already

torn ermine
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also im worried about koeman when font take over

alpine socket
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But Xavi can't do much better. He has just started his managerial career

torn ermine
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yeah thats why its worrying for me when xavi takes over

alpine socket
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I think Umtiti should start over skeleton

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Won't mind firpo starting too

thin ivy
alpine socket
torn ermine
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wtf?

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lol

alpine socket
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Now what? They want us to suicide in shame?

mint lance
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Haha yea

thin ivy
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Yall wack

torn ermine
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@thin ivy prediction for today is your nickname?

alpine socket
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I WISH BMG wins!??!?!?!

mint lance
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Same

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I hope inter loses too

alpine socket
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De jong's agent and Bayern Munich are in contact for a potential summer transfer. Barca might sell him if he gets a reasonable offer

thin ivy
thin ivy
covert monolith
alpine socket
mint perch
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Nope

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Barca is in debt

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Why buy players

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When a club is in debt

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I hope they sell their players and then get Eric Garcia

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And I want Eric Garcia to leave

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Beacuse he clearly said that he wanted to leave and I respect his decision

torn ermine
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i hope eric garcia will be the defender that we are looking for SonnySad

mint perch
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Same

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I want him to do well

grim thicket
alpine socket
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gtfo

grim thicket
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Florentino Perez wins election: brings in Figo from Barca
Some barca random candidate: pizza and tattoos go brrr
kekw

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#GoJordi

stoic pelican
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Wut

alpine socket
stoic pelican
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Wut club is rhis

grim thicket
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Go Jordi!!!

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its hagrid reporting

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ofc its barca dude

torn ermine
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@grim thicket i hate you cent 😐 😡

grim thicket
stoic pelican
grim thicket
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yes, provided you give away pizza and tattoos kekw

torn ermine
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cent bullying us, report now 🤬

alpine socket
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@grim thicket be ready with ur sugar, you might need if u step into uel

grim thicket
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yep UEL here we come

alpine socket
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Bgm got to win

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Wait is it mgb?

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Whatever, they have to win. I wanna see rma in mud too

grim thicket
#

we alrdy are

livid zodiac
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Liverpool

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drew to midtylland

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lmao

stiff fjord
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Give us garcia, puig trincao, oriol, miranda

torn ermine
icy crypt
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All the Barca fans saying Europa, where you at???? Try get first in your group

hybrid python
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Calm down lol

grim thicket
#

And we back to where we should be!!!

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Here's to a good derbi Madrileno

keen gorge
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Lets go

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They said El derbi will be the UEL final

grim thicket
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Lol

icy crypt
grim thicket
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Nice week of results for me so far

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Real madrid 1-0 Sevilla
Barca 1-2 Cadiz
Barca 0-3 Juve
Real madrid 2-0 BMG

stoic pelican
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JUVE 3-P

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0

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Legend

grim thicket
#

Only thing to make this better would be a win at Atletico

stoic pelican
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Atletico strong

grim thicket
#

Nothing is impossible

stoic pelican
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Why dont u say that for sevilla

grim thicket
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I wouldn't mind a draw, but a win would be better

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Well if we play like we did today, nothing is impossible

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If we play like we did against shakhtar or Alaves, it's very possible to get whooped

stoic pelican
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Ikr if we play like we did in 25 mins of barca we would win ucl

keen gorge
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Things don't usually work with us against RM

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I hope everyone is fit and in form

tepid hemlock
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please not atleti again

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how many has it been the last 3-4 years

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i know its CR's favorite victim and all, but enough

keen gorge
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Most likely will face you or Liverpool again

halcyon shale
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where the barca fans at?

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we are disgraceful

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fucking hell

thin ivy
stiff fjord
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Im glad both barcelona and real qualifed

grim thicket
#

All for spanish teams qualified, and real madrid the only one to top their group

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dub for me!!

feral palm
#

Hopefully Real get Leipzig or Atalanta

grim thicket
#

not barca?

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i would love an el clasico ro16

feral palm
#

We can't pull each other

grim thicket
#

why not

feral palm
#

Not possible bc were from same cohntry

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Country*

grim thicket
#

oh

feral palm
#

You can't pull a team from your group or country

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So you only have 5 options

grim thicket
#

so barca v bayern is very possible kekw

feral palm
#

Yes. It's actually the most likely

grim thicket
#

damn

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which are the 5 teams again? atalanta, leipzig, BMG, who else?

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and can we pull bmg?

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we were in the same group

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ok porto, lazio, atalanta, leipzig

feral palm
#

Ideally for a Barca fan

Bayern vs Atalanta
Real vs Leipzig
City vs Lazio
Liverpool vs Sevilla
Chelsea vs Gladbach
Dortmund vs Barcelona
Juventus vs Porto
PSG vs Atletico

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That would be happy days

grim thicket
#

you seem very confident in leipzig huh

feral palm
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They're easily the strongest 2nd placed team

grim thicket
#

and not so much in dortmund

feral palm
#

I think the dortmund squad could do damage

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But

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So could the Barcelona squad

grim thicket
#

personally id take chelsea over dortmund

feral palm
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It's down to the manager tactics

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And both dortmund and Barca have dodgy managers

grim thicket
#

lol

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ye

feral palm
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I'd take Favre over Ziyech, Werner, Giroud and the gang any day

grim thicket
#

lazio are in a bad patch rn, so i wouldnt mind lazio

grim thicket
feral palm
#

Possible RMA Opponents

  • Porto
  • Atalanta
  • Lazio
  • Leipzig
grim thicket
#

mhm

feral palm
#

Possible Barcelona Opponents

  • Bayern Munich
  • Manchester City
  • Liverpool
  • Chelsea
  • Borussia Dortmund
  • PSG
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Possible Atletico Madrid Opponents

  • Manchester City
  • Liverpool
  • Chelsea
  • Borussia Dortmund
  • Juventus
  • PSG
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Possible Sevilla Opponents

  • Bayern Munich
  • Manchester City
  • Liverpool
  • Borussia Dortmund
  • Juventus
  • PSG
grim thicket
#

Sevilla have the least chance of qualifying, but they may pull a fast one against a team like Man City

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or liverpool

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with all their injuries

alpine socket
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Got saved ur donkey @grim thicket

grim thicket
alpine socket
#

So u top the group?

grim thicket
#

Jordi Farre for presi tho!!

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yea only spanish group toppers

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give em those tattoos

alpine socket
#

wth bgm qualified too?

grim thicket
#

yeah

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shakhtar needed a win

alpine socket
#

Inter lost I guess

grim thicket
#

no 0-0

alpine socket
#

Oh

grim thicket
#

inter also needed to win

alpine socket
#

Shakhtar looks good, eh? Almost beat inter

grim thicket
#

shakhtar have a solid gameplan

alpine socket
#

You must be proud then, lost twice

grim thicket
#

defend and then counter

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we always struggle against low blocks

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but with ramos back, sky is the limit

feral palm
#

Their keeper got gamee

grim thicket
#

the weird thing is, Lucas Vazquez pocketed Thuram

feral palm
#

Yeah Vazquez proving himself a baller lmao

alpine socket
#

Possible Barcelona Opponents

  • Bayern Munich
  • Manchester City
  • Liverpool
  • Chelsea
  • Borussia Dortmund
  • PSG
    Ok, this isn't fair
grim thicket
#

i thought we'll get bodied on the right flank like always, but apparently not

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barca v bayern would be amazing

feral palm
#

It isn't fair but when life hands you barcelona results get yourself prescribed for antidepressants

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That's the saying, right

alpine socket
#

Now I don't even fear to lose 8-0 kekw

feral palm
#

Im excited for Monday when the draw is made

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But I am not excited for February

alpine socket
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Dortmund is the easiest of them ooff

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Maybe even Chelsea

feral palm
#

It speaks volumes when the easiest game we could get has the literal fuckin terminator up front

alpine socket
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Ah we are worst

grim thicket
alpine socket
#

I feel like getting bayern and beating them but .......

grim thicket
#

yeah right

alpine socket
#

Imagine drawing city zomg

grim thicket
#

city is a wildcard

alpine socket
#

Messi might take a tour of etihad

grim thicket
#

on a good day they are unbeatable

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but on a bad day, they are just bad

alpine socket
#

We are bad everyday so theirs day doesn't matter much

grim thicket
#

lol

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i think liverpool is a wildcard too without vvd

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didnt they draw 1-1 to midtjylland?

alpine socket
#

rly u want koeman out Rian?

feral palm
#

I want the entire system out

#

It's so fucked

grim thicket
#

wasnt koeman supposed to usher in a new era kekw

feral palm
#

Top to bottom

alpine socket
#

I don't think any darn manager would be brave enough to take his job noet

feral palm
#

It needs to be stripped and rebuilt

grim thicket
#

pls do an ac milan imo

alpine socket
#

wasnt koeman supposed to usher in a new era kekw
@grim thicket he's def doing, can't u see man

grim thicket
#

fall off and then rise back

feral palm
#

Madridistas would enjoy Barcelona's downfall for like one season and then they'd get bored

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Bc we'd pose no challenge

grim thicket
#

altho tbf, barca's messi dependency has been reduced which is a good thing

feral palm
#

Well

grim thicket
feral palm
#

You say that but yesterday our only 7 shots on target all came from him

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So many passes inside the box instead of shots

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Ppl just tryna find him

grim thicket
#

barring yesterday's game

alpine socket
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I think rma is very good when they beat bgm. But it's actually how bad our szn have been that even urs small victory feels like a grand thing

feral palm
#

It's like they're playing fifa and tryna get him top scorer

grim thicket
#

i mean, when ansu was there, barca looked quite bright

feral palm
#

Yep

grim thicket
#

and puig looked good yesterday

feral palm
#

Idk if he will be back for ro16

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He may be

alpine socket
#

#PuigGOAT

feral palm
#

Would be close

grim thicket
#

idk what koeman has against puig

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i would love to have a player like puig at madrid

feral palm
#

He says the formation doesn't suit him

grim thicket
#

perfect replacement for modric and kroos

feral palm
#

But we had no reason to switch to a 4-3-2-1

grim thicket
#

puig and fede

feral palm
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Especially when we didn't have a striker

grim thicket
feral palm
#

I was excited for 4-2-3-1 at first

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Bc it meant Ansu and Dembele and Trincao would be more prominent

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It's a very exciting formation if used right

grim thicket
#

that was when coutinho was playing well

feral palm
#

But it's not working

grim thicket
#

coutinho at the start of the season looked great

feral palm
#

For anyone

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Except Griezmann

grim thicket
#

griezmann is shit man

alpine socket
#

Haven't seen griz in Juve game

grim thicket
#

he aint doing anything at all

alpine socket
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He's busy dealing with his uncle

grim thicket
#

simeone's system suited griezmann greatly, playing off the target man as a second striker, finding runs off of him

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barca dont do that

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barca play out of the back

feral palm
#

I get so frustrated playing out the back

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Bc like 50% of our goals are coming from individual errors by playing out the back

grim thicket
#

thats the "barca system" except it doesnt fit any of their players rn

feral palm
#

I think Koeman needs to have the balls to drop the players that deserve it

grim thicket
#

you need atleast one cb who is exceptional on the ball, like a ramos

feral palm
#

Umtiti 🐐

grim thicket
#

lmao

#

our system fits playing out of the back since ramos is very good on the ball, and kroos and modric/fede also drop deep to help out in building up

#

but again, a long ball system wont work for barca either, they got no aerially dominant strikers or target men

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and barca also cant gegenpress with so many old players

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the thing is barca need a complete revamp of their squad

alpine socket
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Idk but Umtiti is a good thing

grim thicket
#

is he tho...

alpine socket
#

We better have Umtiti than the skeleton

grim thicket
#

among the other barca cbs, are any of them good on the ball?

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mingueza or araujo?

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becoz eric garcia wont solve that issue as he isnt great on ball either

alpine socket
#

Araujo hasn't good much gametime. Mingueza is good but I think koeman won't start him again

grim thicket
#

why not?

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and if not, i think frenkie at CB could be a solution

#

he is press resistant, and a good passer

alpine socket
#

He doesn't stick to his 11. Every game there's a change or two. It's like he's confused himself

torn ermine
#

i hate to say it, but pique is good with the ball at the back

grim thicket
#

lol

torn ermine
#

probably our best i gotta say

grim thicket
#

no he isnt

torn ermine
#

ngl

#

in terms of play from the back

alpine socket
#

Not now maybe

grim thicket
#

pique is the varane to puyol/mascheranos ramos, technically speaking

#

thats what made them a great duo

#

barca havent had a ball playing cb since mascherano imo

alpine socket
#

Don't speak bad of our future prez 🐐

grim thicket
#

Jordi Farre for prezz tho

#

socios want their free pizza!!

alpine socket
#

Joke

grim thicket
#

its like trump's MAGA thing kekw

feral palm
#

Scenes when bartomeu runs in real Madrid next Presidential elections

grim thicket
alpine socket
#

Hahaha

grim thicket
#

dont think anybdy will defeat Perez

#

we dont have limited terms i think

#

if perez can pull off a coup for either mbappe or haaland, hes def staying

feral palm
#

If Laporta wins the election

#

The Haaland to real dream is over

#

Finito

alpine socket
#

If u want to get rid of Perez, keep a reporter ready. We'll send messi asap

torn ermine
#

this club is killing me SonnySad SonnySad

grim thicket
#

lmao

alpine socket
#

Bruh u better die

grim thicket
#

we RLLY RLLY dont want messi

#

and we have a policy of not signing 30+ players

alpine socket
#

R16 gonna kill u anyway

torn ermine
#

i dont mind losing ro16 tbh

#

just not 8-2 again

#

lol

grim thicket
alpine socket
#

Imagine, scenes when we beat one those teams. They would be in mudddd

feral palm
#

Laporta and Raiola are closer than Jordi Farre and a pizza shop owner

grim thicket
torn ermine
#

ffs

#

stop

grim thicket
#

you left the tattoo parlor guy out 😔

alpine socket
#

No we r not getting bayern

#

We r getting city

feral palm
#

@grim thicket it's actually a hybrid Tattoo-Pizza Parlour

#

Very unsanitary

grim thicket
#

oooh, sounds feisty kekw

alpine socket
#

This election is based on Xavi, Messi and Pizza

feral palm
#

Hang on I gotta write that down

#

A shop like that would make straight bank on ibiza

grim thicket
#

the only hitch of haaland to real is that Raiola is his agent, Real staff hate Raiola's guts

alpine socket
#

That agents commission

#

How much is it

feral palm
#

Depends on the player

#

But for Haaland

#

Minimum €15M

alpine socket
#

Talking about haland

grim thicket
#

idk but its very high, and also Raiola gets super deals for his players

#

look at pogba to man u

feral palm
#

You'd swear everyone at Barcelona rn is a Raiola client with the wages they get

grim thicket
#

yeah

#

pique 4 year extension was rlly rlly stupid

torn ermine
#

raiola can f off

alpine socket
#

How much did we sell saurez for?

grim thicket
#

15m right?

feral palm
#

€1.5M in variables

grim thicket
#

or more?

torn ermine
#

for like below 5m

grim thicket
#

oh

#

damn

#

1.5

feral palm
#

Yeah you just missed the .

grim thicket
#

i thought it was 15

alpine socket
#

And vidal for free noice

grim thicket
#

well it did open up some of the wage structure

feral palm
#

Raki and Rafi for free too

alpine socket
#

Yep

#

We are so generous

grim thicket
#

suarez was earning astronomical wages

feral palm
#

Super generous

torn ermine
#

we aint getting any money from these players kekw

alpine socket
#

Even messi now will give 50m maxxx

torn ermine
#

isnt he free next season?

grim thicket
#

it was like the real madrid and bale situation only better, since suarez still played football

alpine socket
#

I think we'll donate some money to his ded club

grim thicket
alpine socket
#

No way

grim thicket
#

🤷‍♂️

torn ermine
#

i don't see that happening, unless the new president can convince him to stay 😐

alpine socket
#

It's hard to say, but he is the best guy again kekw

torn ermine
#

like every candidates want him to stay

#

i hope they respect his decision to leave

grim thicket
#

i think its better to consider selling him than risk a free

alpine socket
#

Yeah

torn ermine
#

not holding hostage

#

ffs

#

im tired

alpine socket
#

He has done everything probably

#

Even got rid of Barto for free

grim thicket
#

i wish we were a bit more generous tho

#

a player like ramos is worth making the over 30 exception imo

alpine socket
#

You were generous towards Chelsea

grim thicket
#

chelsea?

alpine socket
#

Hazard...

#

Idk it's like he is griezmann of rma

grim thicket
#

not rlly, since hazard was the second best LW after neymar when we bought him.....who knew he'll just keep getting injured

alpine socket
grim thicket
#

atleast when hazard plays, he plays well

#

griezmann is like jovic, but more expensive

#

Mr Invisible Man

feral palm
#

Nah griezmanns been decent for us past month he deserves a break from the slander

#

Blame rn is on the defence and management

grim thicket
#

he did a pretty good invisible act against both real and juve tho

#

basically the big teams

feral palm
#

Everyone went invisible for those games

#

Actually

grim thicket
#

griezmann came in the clasico as a sub and had 1 touch only

#

literally 1

feral palm
#

I rescind that statement

alpine socket
#

Got saved against Betis duh

feral palm
#

It was better to be under the radar in the Juve game than to be noticed imo

#

Araujo, Lenglet, Pjanic

#

All fucked up big time

#

And they're the ones getting heat

grim thicket
#

even jovic played well against betis, earned that pen and also got an assist 🤷‍♂️

#

i remember when barca fans were eager to see Araujo play....what happened about that?

torn ermine
#

lol

#

i mean every of our defenders have fucked up moment this season

#

i dont prefer anyone to play really

grim thicket
#

so just play 0-2-3-1 kekw

#

just skip out the defence kekw

alpine socket
#

No gk?

hybrid python
halcyon shale
grim thicket
#

gks arent considered in a formation

#

they are always there

alpine socket
#

We don't want gk even

grim thicket
#

lmao

alpine socket
#

We play with 11 strikers

#

Koemantics

grim thicket
#

ter stegen is great tho

torn ermine
#

i really dont mind we lose RO 16

alpine socket
#

Better to get home

torn ermine
#

just not humilitation

grim thicket
#

2 legs of bayern v barca, i would love to watch that

torn ermine
#

thats all im asking for

grim thicket
#

one leg was so funny, 2 legs have to be even better

halcyon shale
grim thicket
#

barca plays 0 strikers with an 11 striker mentality

hybrid python
torn ermine
#

imagine playing 3 players with the "10" role, we have no striker except braithwaite

#

we have to start braithwaite tbh

halcyon shale
#

facts

grim thicket
#

MB 🐐

halcyon shale
#

i mean we do the same as liverpool does with firmino and play griezmann as false 9

grim thicket
#

thing is barca doesnt gegenpress wenger

#

so that doesnt work

#

and neither do barca have quality wingers like salah and mane

halcyon shale
#

yeah and we need to put umtiti in the starting line up bc lenglet is getting worse and worse every game

grim thicket
#

whos to say that umtiti wont be bad?

#

remember barca v celta last szn?

#

umtiti was shit

halcyon shale
#

worse than lenglet?

grim thicket
#

🤷‍♂️

#

pretty much

halcyon shale
#

lenglet was amazing but he’s playing terrible now

grim thicket
#

he was so slow, and got beat so much

#

whats the timeline on fati's retun?

halcyon shale
#

march 2021 i think

grim thicket
#

whoa

#

thats bad

halcyon shale
#

4 months of resting

#

yeah he was basically our best player this season

grim thicket
#

its like fede for us, but much much worse

halcyon shale
#

and koeman should be fired immediately

#

why tf is puig not starting

grim thicket
#

fede is supposed to return late demeber-early jan

halcyon shale
#

he’s literally our best mid

torn ermine
#

^

#

fax

grim thicket
#

koeman has some weird feud with puig

torn ermine
#

he got agenda ffs

grim thicket
#

and isnt frenkie your best mid?

torn ermine
#

frenkie is not in good form

hybrid python
#

Lmao no

torn ermine
#

puiq > de jong this season

grim thicket
#

hmmm.....another 75m for 'bad form'

torn ermine
#

even tho puiq played less

grim thicket
#

gg barca

torn ermine
#

i mean i still like frenkie, but his form has been off

hybrid python
#

I had big hopes from de Jong because Koeman coached him and knows where to play

torn ermine
#

lol i still remember koeman said he will know how to play frenkie

halcyon shale
grim thicket
#

koeman wanted to build the dutch NT at barca lol

#

he tried bringing in depay and ginny

hybrid python
#

Ngl gini could’ve done better

#

He presses a lot and scores too

halcyon shale
grim thicket
#

i mean wtf was the reason behind depay i will never understand

torn ermine
#

the reason koeman didnt play puiq is because of his physicality he has, but puiq keep proving him wrong every game, idk why he didnt see that from puiq

grim thicket
#

like you alrdy got a flop 120m second striker thats not working for you, why bring in another

torn ermine
#

depay is for like 25+m

grim thicket
#

even then

hybrid python
grim thicket
#

depay wont fit the system

#

depay is like a less talented griezmann imo

hybrid python
#

Just to create a Mess out there

halcyon shale
torn ermine
#

yeah

hybrid python
#

We don’t even need Depay

torn ermine
#

that

#

fr

grim thicket
#

exactly

torn ermine
#

we need defenders ffs

#

also a 9

hybrid python
#

We need a new LB asap

grim thicket
#

just use griezmann, why speand another 30m+ on depay

hybrid python
#

My eyes die when I see alba playing

grim thicket
#

firpo?

halcyon shale
#

we need de ligt

torn ermine
#

lol firpo kekw

hybrid python
#

He’s been shit

grim thicket
#

de ligt aint gonna happen lol

#

barca are broke

torn ermine
hybrid python
#

Milan wants firpo

grim thicket
#

they cant afford him

torn ermine
#

raiola is so annoying

#

holy shit

hybrid python
#

Many Italian teams want Firpo

grim thicket
#

what about grimaldo? or gaya?

hybrid python
#

We could’ve also got de ligt if raiola didn’t wanted agent fees

grim thicket
#

gaya has been great in a shit valencia squad

hybrid python
#

Best player there lol

grim thicket
#

soler and gaya

hybrid python
#

He loves Valencia he won’t leave

grim thicket
#

hmm tough then

#

grimaldo?

halcyon shale
grim thicket
#

davies aint going anywhere my guy kekw

hybrid python
#

Davies is 75M ..

grim thicket
#

bayern gonna ask 120m for him lol

torn ermine
hybrid python
grim thicket
#

barca havent got the money rn

hybrid python
#

This clown

torn ermine
#

man this candidate is fr trolling kekw

grim thicket
#

make jordi farre prezz alrdy, why wait for elections!!!

halcyon shale
#

oh yeah who should be our new president

hybrid python
#

Idk what he smoking

#

Font

torn ermine
#

pizza shops gonna be so busy when the vote is going on

grim thicket
#

#GoJordi

hybrid python
#

But I know laporta is going to win

granite sail
#

Laporta should

grim thicket
#

font and laporta may split a lot of votes

granite sail
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Idk why some ppl wouldn't like him just a reminder
Who got you all out of that crissis to win everything?

grim thicket
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so you cant say for sure

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there is no clear winner

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wont you guys like free pizza and tattoo tho?

halcyon shale
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LMAO

grim thicket
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I'd take that deal anyday for barca