#la-liga

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grave glen
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3 years

  • 450 games
  • 364 goals
  • 0.81 goals per game
  • laliga x2, Copa del rey x3, Champions league, and club World Cup
    all in three years
alpine socket
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ok bro

fair yacht
feral palm
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We should sign that guy I think he'd be quite good

fair yacht
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nah hes bad

hybrid python
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Puig starts

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My day

feral palm
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WHAT A SCARY LINEUP

hybrid python
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Ohmfg

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Man hates puig

feral palm
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WE'RE GONNA BE FUCKED

hybrid python
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:sob: :sob: :sob:

real cipher
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No griezmann no puig...

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wtf is this...

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

hybrid python
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Wtf is wrong with koeman

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Man

torn ermine
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he starts mingueza instead of puiq

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is this delusion? idk

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come on man, this is the match where griezmann will prove himself, why :((

hybrid python
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Fml

alpine socket
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Shit Puig isn't starting

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No griez shit again

alpine socket
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The match is now all on demboz and stegen

feral palm
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Mingueza is a CB

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Riqui Puig is not lmao

torn ermine
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wait

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omg

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im actually dumb @feral palm

feral palm
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It's Alena he's chosen over Riqui

torn ermine
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yeah im sorry

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im just stupid

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and blind sometimes

alpine socket
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Don't we have someone other that Braithwaite literally

torn ermine
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no one literally

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for a pure striker, we have no one

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except the Goat braithwaite

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minguenza could be interesting here hmmmm

hybrid python
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We will lose

torn ermine
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yeah we could actually lose

alpine socket
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Griez can play when messi is there, but not when he isnt

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Lol

feral palm
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Please Riqui go do it

hybrid python
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I'll go with him too

keen gorge
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Who is Mingueza?

hybrid python
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Barça B CB

feral palm
mint perch
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Fuck Koeman

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Treating a first team player like that

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I hate how managers think they're bigger than some clubs or players

keen gorge
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I've read that Koeman prefers certain players

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Especially players that he brings from the youth squads

feral palm
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Alba has to come on at HT

hybrid python
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Indeed

real cipher
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Goalll

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yasss

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Honestly mingueza has been really good too.

burnt geyser
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i always new Braithwaite would start over Messi in an important champions league game 😉

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knew*

feral palm
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I'ma pretend the game was only 45 minutes

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Bc what a half that was

hybrid python
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Lit

opal sigil
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Loving this barca

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No busi and no robo

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No pique

feral palm
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Not one player overly disappointed me today

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Firpo could improve

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Trincao too

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But I was rlly happy with everyone

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Even Matheus Fernandes was fairly solid

mint perch
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I think Messi could get the Ozil treatment this season imo

hybrid python
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Wdym

feral palm
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No chance

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He brings the club too much revenue for them to even consider that

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He's also gonna be a big source of income for the future

hybrid python
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He's Messi man not a guy who will easily lose up

feral palm
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Even after he's retired

hybrid python
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^^

feral palm
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They won't disrespect him bc it's not smart financially to do that

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Putting aside their fucked up morals

hybrid python
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There will still be people who will have messi on their back after he retires

feral palm
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The future of the club relies on association with the name Messi

hybrid python
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The legacy he has in barça is unreal

mint perch
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I know he have done extraordinary a lot of times for Barcelona

feral palm
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Barca vs Osasuna

Ter Stegen
Dest - Mingueza - Lenglet - Alba
Alena - De Jong
Puig
Messi - Braithwaite - Dembele

Subs
Puig -> Griezmann
Alena -> Pjanic
Dembele -> Konrad
Braithwaite -> Trincao

hybrid python
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Trincao in 1st half was awful

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As a super sub he will be better

feral palm
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He's a top notch player but he should improve on knowing when to release the ball

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He's relying too much on dribbles

hybrid python
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Ye

feral palm
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Which aren't always successful

hybrid python
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He needs to create smh

feral palm
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He'll get there

alpine socket
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Did not expect this performance from Braithwaite.....

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Dest was phenomenal

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More excited for next game

torn ermine
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DEST 🔥 🔥 🔥

slender olive
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Braithwiate shiuld stay at Barca fr

alpine socket
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He will. We don't much no 9 options on bench other than him

spice magnet
hybrid python
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Keep this guy for ucl games

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And bring valverde for la liga

spice magnet
slender olive
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If we win the CL but finish mid table

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Lmao

spice magnet
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we won't kekw

slender olive
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Ik but theoretical

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Y

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Idk man we’ll get form in the league soon there’s no way we stay where we are

spice magnet
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yeah

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we will get top 4 hopefully

slender olive
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I hope at least top 3

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Or win the league

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;-;

spice magnet
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E

hybrid python
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Winning the league

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Bruhhh

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Bruhh

mint lance
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Atleti
Barca
Real
Sevilla(or possibly David Silva carry sociedad to top4)

alpine socket
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Imagine absolute scenes if barca wins UCL but not the league 😂

mint lance
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They won't win either

spice magnet
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lol

grave glen
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ter stegen should be captain more
puig and dest should get more playtime

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dest and garcia and arajulo are quite good

torn ermine
spice magnet
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we will get garcia

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prolly on a free transfer

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but we will get him

grave glen
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ayyyy

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not eric garcia

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the garcia who played yesterday

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against kiev

spice magnet
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oh lol

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mingueza

torn ermine
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garcia who played yesterday?

grave glen
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he played very good imo

torn ermine
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i thought it was eric garcia that you are talking about

spice magnet
torn ermine
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lol

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okay

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then i agree

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potential is all i can say rn

alpine socket
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ter stegen should be captain more
@grave glen they don't give it to anyone other la Masia or Catalan players

elfin flower
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I highly doubt that

spice magnet
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fax

elfin flower
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Who was skipper yday?

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Ter-Stegen?

spice magnet
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he is talking about permanent skippers

grave glen
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puig plays soooo good
why isnt he started

torn ermine
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ask cowman

grave glen
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The last goal was an amazing finish by griezmann but it was created by puig ino

torn ermine
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i always think puiq is our gem

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always.

grave glen
# torn ermine ask cowman

Dude dont call him that ... ik hes made some wrong decisions but he came to barca at barcas worst time because hes a barca legend and loves barca

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Barca also gonna go bankrupt

torn ermine
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its just a joke mate

bleak swallow
grave glen
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Hmmm puig and pjanic should be rotated

torn ermine
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but he sometimes plays the likes of busquets and roberto

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do you think busquets and roberto still capable?

alpine socket
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Was Braithwaite good?

torn ermine
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2 goals 1 assist @alpine socket

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lol

alpine socket
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ik that dude

bleak swallow
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Puig can't play in a double pivot because he can't do that defensive work that's requiered he has to be in a 433

torn ermine
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ohh idk about the overall performance

alpine socket
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That doesn't define how he plays

bleak swallow
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Mínguez Is good don't need Garcia

torn ermine
alpine socket
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I'm just asking if he can actually fit in as #9 with Messi

bleak swallow
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Are you gonna tell Coutinho to bench again ?

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After gaining confidence

grave glen
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Lamasia nve fails to produce future stars

torn ermine
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hmmm

bleak swallow
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Or maybe you gonna bench Ansu a developing talent ?

grave glen
bleak swallow
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Or no maybe you want demebele to bench who's catching back strides

bleak swallow
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Talking possibilities with a 433

grave glen
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433 eh

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That worked well yesterday

bleak swallow
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Coutinho demebele or Ansu can't play number 9

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Meaning two owut of the three would always get benched

torn ermine
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i thought 4-2-3-1 could improve our defense in terms of pressure resistant

bleak swallow
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That won't turn out well

torn ermine
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but it doesnt really improve in terms of defense

alpine socket
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433 worked without busi, robe and pique xd

grave glen
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Fcb peeform in ucl but not laliga

bleak swallow
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Since it will work

alpine socket
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Someone should tell messi to play to score not to create

grave glen
bleak swallow
torn ermine
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@bleak swallow then with 4-2-3-1, puiq wont play often then

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its obv

alpine socket
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4312

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Perhaps

grave glen
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We need 433 and puig must play

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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If Puig plays

bleak swallow
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Can't change it just to fit him he doesn't have that much of a impact to change the whole team for him

alpine socket
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Whatever messi should play upfront no defending for him

torn ermine
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then we got no choice, we could possibly lose our gem or else he is loyal to us, probably loan

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i heard leeds want to loan him

bleak swallow
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Send him to ajax

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He will develop

alpine socket
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Believe me if we want to do good messi has to play better damn

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Dest is an amazing signing

bleak swallow
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and possible gain body muscles and then in two years or so

alpine socket
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How did dest score? Header?

torn ermine
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pedri just needs physicality improvement

bleak swallow
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Messi doesn't want to be at the club and he walks too much

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He doesn't help the team enough

alpine socket
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Messi doesn't want to be at the club and he walks too much
@bleak swallow problem is that he doesn't get ball much.

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He has to go deep to get ball

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He is not Ronaldo to score with a hard hit

bleak swallow
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Honestly best signing Barca could make which is a signing that is impossible but verrati

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Verrati de Jong midfield would be unstoppable

alpine socket
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He has to have ball at his feet to score

bleak swallow
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Barca need a lb a striker and let Messi go

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The longer we depend on him is the harder it will be to rebuild

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Can't build a team around an aging player

alpine socket
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This season we need him

bleak swallow
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I see demebele doing great if he stays fit

alpine socket
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Goat dembele

bleak swallow
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He's naturally gifted

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Fitness is his problem

alpine socket
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Yeah

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If someone keeps him giving balls around the penalty area, he is definitely scoring

torn ermine
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but he is loyal to psg

bleak swallow
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If Barca were to sign halaand I could see a dembele halaand Ansu front 3 working for the future

torn ermine
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idk why

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i would love to have verratti too

alpine socket
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Halaand gonna cost much

torn ermine
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yeah

bleak swallow
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Veratti is so much class if he was playing In England he would be praised

alpine socket
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I would say to invest more on La Masia

bleak swallow
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He makes it look so easy

torn ermine
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especially when haaland is currently performing good

alpine socket
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La Masia the best without fail

torn ermine
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his value gonna rise up

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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Right now we need a LB

bleak swallow
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There’s no striker in la masia good enough to come star Barca number 9 role

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It’s not there

alpine socket
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La Masia is literally dead. Should work on it more

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Bring in Puyol

bleak swallow
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Keep in mind our best attackers were never from la masia

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We develop defenders

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And midfielders

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let’s think about it

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Only mess

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Messi

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Ronaldinho not from la masia

alpine socket
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That's why because we stopped investing on them

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La Masia will fit more easily that others

bleak swallow
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Henry wasn’t neither was cruyuff was eto from la masia ? I doubt it

alpine socket
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If u sign others, it will be a case like griezmann

torn ermine
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it is not dead, it is not used properly i would say
dead would mean dusted, no more talents

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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He spent so much months but still not a regular starter

bleak swallow
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Suárez isn’t from la masia

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Neymar isn’t from la masia

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Our greatest attackers is not from our academy

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Y’all need to get that

torn ermine
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you mean its not from our blood born catalan?

alpine socket
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Iniesta, Xavi Messi

torn ermine
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would you consider messi as la masia?

alpine socket
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Yeah

bleak swallow
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Is an attacker

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La masia makes midfielders and defenders

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Not attackers

alpine socket
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Messi alone did what bunch of others do

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U have dembele

bleak swallow
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Ansu is a miracle take it and work with that

alpine socket
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Fati

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Griezmann will fit in I think

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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I don't think we should go for haland

bleak swallow
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He’s not from la masia

bleak swallow
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Benzene will outscore him on his worst days

alpine socket
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He will play at Messi's place

bleak swallow
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Benzema

grave glen
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I think the thing is whrn messi plays other players depend on him a lot
When he doesnt they play without pressure

alpine socket
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Our financial state is very critical

grave glen
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Not messis fault

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But the mentality

bleak swallow
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Griezman isn’t a right fit for Barcelona Coutinho is more the one to replace Messi as playmaker

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and dembele most likely to take over Messi wing

alpine socket
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As a scorer not playmaker

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Griezmann can't create anything

bleak swallow
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Coutinho is a playmaker

grave glen
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Griezmann 3 goals and an assist last 3 games

bleak swallow
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Griezman playmaking ability is bang average

alpine socket
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U never know when board will sell these players

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Arthur was good tho

bleak swallow
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120 million was a stupid move

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Very stupid

alpine socket
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Even abidal not a much problem

bleak swallow
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You could’ve got Salah for that

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Instead we bought griezman

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Ffs

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Another waste of money

alpine socket
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We could have got 1,2 defenders litera

bleak swallow
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We’ve spent over 500 million just trying to replace Neymar

torn ermine
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we could have got haaland, davies

alpine socket
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Shouldn't have sold Saurez

bleak swallow
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and in the end Ansu Fati has been the closest we’ve got the one we didn’t have to buy at all

alpine socket
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He is old but he could score

torn ermine
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if only de ligt come to us :((

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i love de ligt

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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Barca wants star players which is shit strategy

bleak swallow
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He made his hype die down

alpine socket
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They see who is trending and try to sign them

bleak swallow
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Halaand is smart

torn ermine
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ikr

alpine socket
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They don't even think if he fits

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Dest is the best signing recently

bleak swallow
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He didn’t go to a big club to get bench he went where he was guaranteed a start now he’s staring and his hype grows even more

alpine socket
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City is targeting haland

torn ermine
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oh yeah it reminds me, we bought suarez during his prime

alpine socket
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They are in better financial pos to sign him than us

bleak swallow
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If city get halaand plus Messi for free oh god

alpine socket
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Lol

torn ermine
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no way

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that is such a steal

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lol

alpine socket
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Messi's wages are too high

torn ermine
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that oil owner will probably pay messi higher rn

bleak swallow
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Lmaoo sterling messi halaand and Messi wouldn’t have to come to midfield anymore

alpine socket
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Until Pep is there messi has a chance to go to city

bleak swallow
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Because kdb would play the balls to him

torn ermine
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pep renewed till 2023

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lol

alpine socket
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KDB 🔥

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KDB + Messi ahaa

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With haland

bleak swallow
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🤦🏽‍♂️

torn ermine
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makes them 2 playermakers?

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lol

bleak swallow
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I wanna see mbappe halaand Neymar

alpine socket
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Messi will a scorer for sure

torn ermine
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haaland will just wait for pass, because its coming

alpine socket
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Darn o

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Psg doesn't deserve haland

bleak swallow
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Mbappe and halaand pace together with goal scoring

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😭

torn ermine
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they insult haaland iirc

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lol

bleak swallow
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Just spam balls over

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And goals

alpine socket
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That's not gonna happen

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One of messi/haland is going to city

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Haland cost much, messi is free

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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Messi has 2-3 years, but haland can be for next 5-6

bleak swallow
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Chum change for city and psg

bleak swallow
alpine socket
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Yeah

bleak swallow
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Imagine if Lewandowski was young

alpine socket
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If they have better medical team than barca

bleak swallow
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I want halaand at Paris or Barca not city and definitely not real

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If real get mbappe and halaand rip la liga

alpine socket
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Real going for mbappe

torn ermine
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lol true

alpine socket
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That means PSG ford for haland

torn ermine
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if madrid gets haaland and mbappe

bleak swallow
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They didn't buy at all this transfer window

alpine socket
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Nah lol

bleak swallow
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They can get both

grave glen
alpine socket
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I doubt if they will be ready to go to real

grave glen
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haaland will go to bayern tho

bleak swallow
torn ermine
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bayern gonna steal him for cheap, they are good with business

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ffs

bleak swallow
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Halaand won't be in Dortmund that long

alpine socket
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How is halands record in ucl?

bleak swallow
grave glen
bleak swallow
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Fastest player to score 15 goals

grave glen
bleak swallow
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That's how it is lmaoo

grave glen
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16 goals in 13 games

alpine socket
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Which team was in his group?

bleak swallow
grave glen
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ye tru

bleak swallow
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Everyone on that Bayern team is fit as hell

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They can run for days

grave glen
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haaland this season has 23 goals in 18 games for club and country
8 goals clear of lewa

bleak swallow
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Coutinho left Barca a flimsy twig came back muscular and full of energy

alpine socket
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Flick getting job as national team coach?

bleak swallow
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He's making a dynasty

grave glen
bleak swallow
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Not every team will have that determination

grave glen
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hmmmmmm

bleak swallow
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I sure no Koeman cant tell Messi hey imma make you brolic 1000 situps a day now

hybrid python
bleak swallow
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Think Messi will do it ?

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Lmaoo no

alpine socket
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Do u think koeman will tell him this 😂 😂

bleak swallow
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Exactly

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Flick method won't work on every team

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Maybe if pep told him to do it he would try

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But Koeman

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Hell no

alpine socket
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Messi doesn't anything more, he must improve his finishing

bleak swallow
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Barca should've never sold Neymar

alpine socket
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Pep knew how to use messi

grave glen
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73.3 % of lewas goals this season came from bundesliga
43.4% of haalands came from bundesliga this season

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haaland has 8 more goals than lewa for club and country and he isnt even in the best team

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imo haaland is the best atm

bleak swallow
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Icardi Is so bad bro

grave glen
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performed in nations league ucl supercup

grave glen
bleak swallow
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Psg really waste 50 mil on him

grave glen
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he will win 4 trophies this season

bleak swallow
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😑icardi doesn't benefit psg playing style

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He's a box striker

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He can't dribble or anything and he can barely score

grave glen
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ligue 1 is pure farmers league

bleak swallow
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Kean looks better than him

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Well for psg that is

bleak swallow
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I hope ac Milán is dumb enough to buy him for 50 mil

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Need that money back before his value droon

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Drop

grave glen
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no

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ac milan dont need him

bleak swallow
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Zlatan Is old yes they do they've been talking to his agent

grave glen
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milan will win trophies get prize money and should buy kean or somn

bleak swallow
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They should take him give benaccer and 20 mil

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Good deal

grave glen
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ac milan not dumb

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they will win scudesta

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and buy somn good

bleak swallow
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Lol of they qualify for champions league they can buy a good sticker

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Striker

grave glen
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yupp

bleak swallow
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Latauro Martinez is so good though I watched him play against real Madrid

grave glen
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they need a team reformation

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after this season

bleak swallow
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that assist for perisic was so unexpected

grave glen
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competitors for european golden shoe atm haaland lewa and zlatan

bleak swallow
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Barca should swamp Griezmann for Felix

hybrid python
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Won't happen

grave glen
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no

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grizzy will shine this season

thin ivy
torn ermine
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ubereats

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LMAO

thin ivy
bleak swallow
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hell no griezman cant dribble we save his life felix is the better talent

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He can dribble play make score

thin ivy
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grizi used to be goat bro

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and felix wont work in barca

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formation wont work too well

grave glen
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grizzy was lit in athletico

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hes still lit in france

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clearly he doesnt fit in barca

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dont blame him

hybrid python
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@thin ivy Sergio modric fc

thin ivy
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Best defender and midfielder

grave glen
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i might go to far on this one but if puig plays usually like he played yesterday then his passing is as good as leo

torn ermine
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he is a maestro

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love him as always

torn ermine
hybrid python
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That’s his twitter pfp

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IF I’m being right

torn ermine
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his cover @hybrid python

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yeah same thing tbh kekw

hybrid python
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What a kid

grave glen
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from the most feared club itw to being on the verge of bankrupcy

torn ermine
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so so declining

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😭 😔

grave glen
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if they sell messi 175 million can be recovered and paid for the 190 million debt

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but barca need to open their stadium

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limit attendance to 20000

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the only way they can be saved

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how many active covid cases in spain ?

torn ermine
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idk

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that leo guy above should know

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he is from catalan

topaz crest
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no one will buy messi for that much

torn ermine
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he will be free next season

grave glen
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so 75 million for next year can be used to pay off the debt

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sell umtitti

topaz crest
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yeah no one will pay that either other than like city

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oh i get what you mean

grave glen
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messi took a paycut earlier

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due to covid

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but barcas management

thin ivy
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Is capi ramos playing against inter

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?

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If not we're taking the L again later lol

feral palm
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No I don't think he is

mint lance
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He's not

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Benzema out too iirc

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Like no cf

feral palm
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He was playing for us last night so I don't think he'll be playing in the inter game

mint lance
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Who

feral palm
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Ramos

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Oh wait nvm that was mingueza

mint lance
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Lmao playing for us?

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Bruh what u on

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Ramos at Barca?

feral palm
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Is a jokeee

mint lance
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Ye Oscar mingueza

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Lel

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Ah

feral palm
#

Mingueza reminds me of ramos

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In looks and in playstyle

mint lance
#

Mingueza can't keep this up tho

feral palm
#

Pessimism 💯

mint lance
#

Lmao

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I'm a realist

thin ivy
#

Guess we're losing then

#

Whos the starter cf

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Jovic or mariano

#

Jovic is out too right

spice magnet
#

jovic prolly has covid

thin ivy
#

Omg

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No dount marianos scoring

#

Idk about defense tho

#

Hope we dont see that varane short passing disasterclass

#

And thibout's passing to a heavily marked defender masterclass

#

I dont wanna see vini start lol

#

All hes gonna do is dribble to the box then lose the ball

feral palm
#

An inter win would be so perfect

torn ermine
#

lol

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vini starting would be great

hybrid python
#

Bruhh

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Neuer all the way

thin ivy
thin ivy
hybrid python
#

We know inter are going to take a L

mint lance
#

No Ramos tho

torn ermine
#

@thin ivy you just have to worry about varane imo

thin ivy
#

Idk man ramos not in a ucl means we lose

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Varane has been okay last games

torn ermine
#

you guys even come back without ramos

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so...

thin ivy
#

But if we wear pink kit, start vini and marcelo, no ramos thats a ucl loss starter pack

hybrid python
#

Ramos played they won

torn ermine
#

LMAO

#

im dead

thin ivy
#

Pink kit is cursed

mint lance
#

Lol just hope it won't be a repeat of Valencia

thin ivy
#

That triple penalty was bullshit

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Cant even see that on fifa

mint lance
#

Haha it wasn't

#

Not more bullshit than the pens real gets tbh

icy crypt
#

I think the defence won’t be the problem

#

We just won’t be able to score unless we get a pen

hybrid python
#

It will be man

thin ivy
hybrid python
#

That lukaku guy is fast

icy crypt
#

So is Varane

mint lance
#

Lukaku fast?

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Lmaooo

hybrid python
#

He can even dribble nowadays

thin ivy
mint lance
torn ermine
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lukaku is good man, been carrying inter for now @mint lance

hybrid python
#

Man's scoring every game

mint lance
#

Lukaku fast?

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Ummmm

thin ivy
#

Im worried about lukaku

icy crypt
thin ivy
#

Casemiro and varane needs to take his ass down

icy crypt
#

Mariano’s goal was lucky last game

torn ermine
#

not fast in dribble, but pace is just okay

icy crypt
#

Hazard showed no goal threat

mint lance
#

Lukaku+Martinez

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= real dead

icy crypt
#

Asensio isn’t consistent

torn ermine
#

because he is big, thats why people dont see him fast enough

mint lance
#

Haha asensio

thin ivy
hybrid python
#

Hazard didn't even crossed

mint lance
#

Hazard loll

thin ivy
hybrid python
#

Who's going to start tho

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🥶

icy crypt
#

People only say Asensio is a super sub cause the first game he played this season he scored as a sub

mint lance
#

Hazards stats

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Dangerous

icy crypt
#

But after that game he’s played shit

mint lance
#

Look at hazard 19/20

pure adder
#

hazard 🥶 💉

icy crypt
#

Still rather have Hazard than Dembele though

mint lance
#

Nah

pure adder
#

eh

#

dembouz dembouzee 🔥

thin ivy
#

I miss bale

icy crypt
#

Nah

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Lol

pure adder
#

dembouz would have been so good if it wasn't for injuries

hybrid python
#

Dembele is clear

pure adder
#

ngl

hybrid python
#

My goat

icy crypt
#

I can say the same about Hazard too

mint lance
#

Dembele has the same number of goals as hazard in less than a third of the time

thin ivy
#

Hazard is dusted

mint lance
#

Lmao

torn ermine
#

i remember when asensio scored against us during the early 2017/28 in supercopa, there are actually some people comparing him to messi, i was like "haaland_wut "

pure adder
#

hazard fat fraud

icy crypt
#

🥱

torn ermine
#

im not kidding lol

mint lance
#

Barca has fati, real got fatty

icy crypt
#

Yeah you sold your fatty

hybrid python
#

Goat dembele

torn ermine
#

@icy crypt well anyway, you will win against inter or at least draw

icy crypt
#

Yeah

pure adder
#

Kevin, dude, hazard can't even make a proper pass nowadays

icy crypt
#

How?

pure adder
#

injuries

icy crypt
#

Hazard makes great passes

thin ivy
icy crypt
#

That’s the one thing he still has

pure adder
#

Still

#

he won't be back as he was in Chelsea

hybrid python
thin ivy
#

I hope lord vasquez starts

mint lance
#

Hazard is a beast

feral palm
#

Real Madrid fans are easy to rattle

icy crypt
#

Of course

mint lance
#

A 300 pound beast

hybrid python
#

Vazquez

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:syringe: :syringe:

mint lance
#

Lol rb

hybrid python
#

My guy

icy crypt
#

Vasquez > Dest

mint lance
#

Reals new rb

torn ermine
#

lol

thin ivy
#

Lord vazquez can play anywhere

hybrid python
#

Ye

feral palm
#

How many The Best nominations did Real Madrid get

hybrid python
#

I like him

pure adder
thin ivy
#

Probably can manage too

icy crypt
#

Vasquez finished you in the Clasico

hybrid python
#

Lord vazquez is like Braithwaite of barça

pure adder
#

cool

mint lance
thin ivy
#

Braithwaite is eh

hybrid python
feral palm
thin ivy
#

Lord vasquez is a based god

hybrid python
#

Your rb could never

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💉 💉 💉

pure adder
thin ivy
#

Vasq, luka toni

feral palm
hybrid python
#

Future

torn ermine
#

is vazquez bad or something? been becoming a meme now

feral palm
thin ivy
#

Y r u spamming

mint lance
#

USA bois

pure adder
#

yeah he ain't

thin ivy
#

Dest looks depressed

hybrid python
#

There's still.more to come

torn ermine
#

dest is the first american to score for us

#

props to him

pure adder
feral palm
#

Did you see The Champions skit of Dest and Konrad

hybrid python
#

Toni kroos lol

torn ermine
#

suarez backheel goal

hybrid python
#

He's angry because of this too lol

pure adder
torn ermine
#

nominated in puskas

feral palm
hybrid python
#

I watched this

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😂

feral palm
spice magnet
hybrid python
#

I voted for luisito

feral palm
#

#1 had to go to Jordan Flores bc I'm obviously from Dundalk and it was such a good goal

pure adder
torn ermine
#

i was so shocked when suarez did that backheel, it curves lol

hybrid python
#

I was there

torn ermine
#

backheel curves

hybrid python
#

Vs Mallorca

#

Messi hattrick

#

Ballon d’Or celebration

#

Wonderful Game

pure adder
#

mesi

thin ivy
#

Man hope inter loses

#

We need to win this

torn ermine
thin ivy
#

Also ac>>>>>inter

pure adder
#

I haven't been following tbh

#

if rma loses they go to uel or something?

#

they need to win to Qual?

hybrid python
#

They need to win this

thin ivy
#

Yes

pure adder
#

Ah

torn ermine
#

if they lose, there is a chance to qualify, but only if inter and monch dont bottle their group lead

pure adder
#

totally not supporting inter don't see what you are talking about

thin ivy
#

I dont see monch battling tbh

feral palm
#

Idk

pure adder
#

btw

torn ermine
#

monch are likely to qualify, now its only up to inter and madrid

feral palm
#

They're only on top bc they've drawn twice and had a win vs shakhtar

#

Nothing convincing vs real or inter

pure adder
#

there is a possibility pique retires after that enormous injury 😩

feral palm
#

And they have to play em both again

#

If inter win tonight they'll go thru

#

Bc I can't see em losing to shakhtar or gladbach

torn ermine
#

yo man, i just saw busquets, he is too thin omg 😭

#

literally no meat

pure adder
#

😔

feral palm
#

Whoever wins tonight will go thru with Gladbach imo

pure adder
#

he's trash and all but its just saddening seeing pique suffering in silence 😔

feral palm
#

I hope we don't get Garcia

#

Not in January anyways

torn ermine
feral palm
#

Araujo and Mingueza and Umtiti are more than enough

torn ermine
#

yeah if minguenza is promising rn, garcia wont be needed

feral palm
#

Tbf we do need a backup right back

torn ermine
#

furthermore, garcia cost us some money

#

hopefully dest is our next gen RB

#

our regular starter

feral palm
#

Dest and Emerson next season 🔥

#

Treble incoming

pure adder
#

buying Garcia is cool and all

#

but why the fuck did we release him in the first place

feral palm
#

I mean

#

He wasn't gonna break into the first team

#

Not with Pique and prime Umtiti in defence

#

We probably still had masch too

torn ermine
#

umtiti, can he be sold? but nobody wants him ig

#

hopefully chinese teams are interested

mint lance
#

Lol tf

#

Maybe utd/psg

#

Idk

torn ermine
#

im pretty sure united doesnt want him

#

psg is possible

pure adder
#

oh fuck

#

umtiti :((

#

lad was going to be the best defender if it wasn't for injuries 😩

hybrid python
#

He is ded

feral palm
#

Yeah prime Umtiti was a different beast

pure adder
#

yeah if he wasn't a dick and didn't refuse the surgery maybe we wouldn't have such defensive problems

hybrid python
#

Man even if he plays 2 games

mint lance
#

Hmm who will bayern get if both boateng and alaba left

#

Imagine umtiti

pure adder
#

bruh

hybrid python
#

He will get his injury back

torn ermine
#

what injurt cause him this

#

ffs

pure adder
#

Yes

#

The knee injury

#

he needed a surgery but he refused

#

cuz he was afraid of surgeries

torn ermine
#

yo fr?

#

lol

mint lance
#

Lel

pure adder
#

imagine, ruining one of the bests career because he's afraid of injuries

mint lance
#

I'm afraid of needles I'm not getting the covid vaccine

#

Lololol

pure adder
#

since then, it kept going back to him

#

keeping him from playing

#

now no one wants him and he won't play

hybrid python
#

Part-time Instagram model

#

Now

pure adder
#

Brhhh

hybrid python
#

Gets paid by the club anyways

feral palm
#

I was afraid of needles but I got my blood taken a few days ago and it was fine

pure adder
#

he's just ruining a spot in the team

hybrid python
#

So he's chill

pure adder
#

and has a high wage

#

I mean ngl I'm afraid of surgeries too

feral palm
#

I don't think he's afraid of surgeries

#

He just prefers the natural way of healing

pure adder
#

especially when you wake up during a surgery scary stuff but fuck I would do it in those circumstances

feral palm
#

He's vegan

mint lance
#

Lmao natural

feral palm
#

So he's a bit of a nature freak

pure adder
#

what tf was he scared of ffs

mint lance
#

The avg life expectancy in indigenous times is like 30yo

#

Hmmmm

#

No surgery?

pure adder
#

the club gon pay one of the best doctors for surgeries

#

and he's like "o nah dude I ain't doin it"

mint lance
#

Lmao

torn ermine
mint lance
#

Hmm they shld add that in fm

#

When u send a player to surgery

torn ermine
#

@pure adder i love WC 2018 umtiti, he was a beast and also scored a winner goal

mint lance
#

Suddenly this pops up:
Player has concerns about surgery

#

Make it a feature in fm

torn ermine
#

FM got covid 19 feature right?

mint lance
#

No

pure adder
mint lance
#

Only just market a bit worse

#

But that's it

daring tendon
mint lance
#

No covid stuff

#

Fans still in stadiums

pure adder
#

w imo

#

Barça without fans is even worse

#

culers 💪 🔥

torn ermine
#

@pure adder so sad for umtiti 😔
from a beast to meme

#

fuck man

mint lance
#

If camp nou was open barto would've sold tickets to real fans

pure adder
#

yeah

#

life innit

mint lance
#

And Barca fans at £100

pure adder
#

but the worse

#

is he was able to stop this from happening

#

but he didn't

torn ermine
#

i dont understand why he didnt want surgery

#

literally

pure adder
#

afraid

torn ermine
#

i dont understand at all

pure adder
#

and left us with vermaelen for 5 months

mint lance
#

Lol he was he not gonna get anaesthesia

torn ermine
#

afraid? you mean he is afraid of seeing Operation going on or what?

pure adder
#

he's afraid of surgeries

#

phobia ig

mint lance
#

Lol he's gonna be drugged

#

Why would u be scared

torn ermine
#

im pretty sure during operation, they will give you anesthesia

pure adder
#

Ninja, you know that anesthesia can end during an operation

torn ermine
#

or you will sleep during surgery

mint lance
pure adder
#

and you're just there like seeing everything but not able to do shit

#

but again

#

good point

#

Barça won't hire some random dude for a surgery

mint lance
#

Lol watching Barca rn for me it's like I just woke up in the middle of surgery

torn ermine
#

some patient are drugged to sleep during operation cuz some people are just scared

pure adder
#

accurate

torn ermine
#

to support

pure adder
#

I was a huge fan of umtiti

#

still am

#

but I am disappointed

mint lance
#

Nah Barca will come out stronger than ever

#

Our youth are OP

pure adder
#

getting him from Lyon was a steal

#

yes, ninja

torn ermine
#

everybody said our youth is dead, while we still producing talents

#

like fati puiq

pure adder
#

koeman playing them very much is a great sign

torn ermine
#

minguenza could be the next one too

pure adder
#

pedri starting on the left is 💉

torn ermine
#

but pedri is such a good player, im glad we got him

pure adder
#

sadly fati is injured

mint lance
#

But we let Eric garcia and Alex grimaldo go tho

#

Sadness

pure adder
#

I hope it won't affect his growth

mint lance
#

Fati got surgery

feral palm
#

Fun fact

mint lance
#

Braver than umtiti

#

Hahahahhaa

pure adder
#

we let many more go, ninja

mint lance
#

Braver

feral palm
#

Matheus Fernandes earns more per year than Trent Alexander Arnold

pure adder
#

including icardi, traore, grimaldo, Denis...

feral palm
#

Icardi was poor in la Masia

#

And he's not got great attitude

pure adder
#

never understood why we let bartra and Denis Suarez go

feral palm
#

Both needed gametime

mint lance
#

Denis wasn't Barca standard them

feral palm
#

I think they're happy at betis and celta

mint lance
#

Then

feral palm
#

Bartra was solid

mint lance
#

Yea

feral palm
#

He still is

pure adder
feral palm
#

But he's an undisputed starter at betis

torn ermine
#

we let onana go, traore go, etc, there were so much talents that we dont continue developing. But i can understand, maybe they were not good during the youth academy, and they improved when they went out of our youth

pure adder
#

especially bartra

#

he would help immensely in the defense

mint lance
#

Ajax youth still miles ahead tho

torn ermine
#

bartra ❤️
i was actually mad when barca sold him, but he isnt getting play Time much, so i can understand that

feral palm
#

There's a lot of players who are la Masia but you gotta look at the context and the standard of our team back then, they weren't gonna break thru, and a move away was best for them and clearly for a lot of ppl it worked out

torn ermine
#

yeah true

hybrid python
#

It was because of the board

feral palm
#

No

#

It wasnt

#

Consider this

#

Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets

#

One of the greatest midfields of all time

#

Correct?

torn ermine
#

i actually thought bartra will be our next leader after puyol

mint lance
#

The best

#

Lel

pure adder
#

correct.

hybrid python
#

Si

pure adder
#

bartra has that leadership

feral palm
#

Where was the room for Thiago, a solid player who should be a starter in a team

torn ermine
#

sadly pique and mascherano were still starter back then

feral palm
#

There was none

#

He had to go elsewhere

#

And so he did

pure adder
#

no offense but I would happily give him the capitano role instead of messi

mint lance
#

es podria haver quedat

hybrid python
#

He joined dortmund right?

mint lance
#

Lol Google translate

feral palm
#

Bayern

hybrid python
#

Bruh

mint lance
#

Thiago could've stayed

pure adder
#

yes

torn ermine
pure adder
#

but he wanted to play

#

which is understandable

feral palm
#

If he wanted weekly games he couldn't stay

mint lance
#

I would've loaned thiago out till the midfield retire

pure adder
#

Bruh

mint lance
#

And get other teams to pay salary

pure adder
#

he wouldn't accept

feral palm
#

@mint lance Thiago wasn't gonna be a loan player until 2016

pure adder
#

you think that's as easy as that bruhhh

mint lance
#

But yet it's possible

torn ermine
#

its pep who bought thiago right?

feral palm
#

Most players know their quality and if they're good enough to play for a top team

#

@torn ermine for bayern?

#

Possibly

torn ermine
#

ye

#

it should be pep influence

#

to get him to bayern

#

since he will get time there

pure adder
#

never realized how cool this chat was

torn ermine
#

also i miss alexis sanchez 😔

pure adder
#

true

#

why tf did he go utd

#

he was so good at Barça and arsenal

feral palm
#

Gametime

#

Players know their quality

pure adder
#

Eh ?

feral palm
#

Oh

#

Sorry got confused

pure adder
#

he didn't get play time at arsenal?

#

issok

#

he was just a man utd fan ig

feral palm
#

Or his agent wanted a fat cheque

pure adder
#

welp

torn ermine
#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ISU__52ALw
this goal, i will always remember

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#

it is such a brilliant goal

pure adder
#

W

feral palm
#

It was probably the least successful swap deal of all time

torn ermine
#

that lob

feral palm
#

Sanchez for Mkhi

mint lance
#

Lmao

pure adder
#

messi's lobs doe

#

💉

alpine socket
hybrid python
#

That passes

#

All clowns

#

Font all the way

#

:syringe: :syringe: :syringe:

pure adder
#

that solo run 🥶

alpine socket
#

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pure adder
#

who's the best

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I only know font

alpine socket
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Font clear

pure adder
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