la-liga

[sterile crest]

Nah pitarch is not good enough for the club
He getting his ass thrown away from the club for peanuts

[mighty hamlet]

club wants Arbeloa to play Cama instead

looks like cama already started the moves

[sand ocean]

They need to save the fighting for el clasico

[dim cosmos]

What the fuck is going on at Madrid 😭

[sterile crest]

🚬

[mighty hamlet]

they called him an obsessive fat man

[neon nova]

https://youtu.be/iuJmhCSZDLM?si=MX6kq3vVaZr8w4hc

[daring topaz]

Carlo Ancelotti’s man management is GOATed.

Idk how he managed such an egotistical team

[crisp mortar]

Genuinely wtf js happening at rm

[foggy cape]

@dapper dagger https://x.com/polymarketsport/status/2052372046999425156?s=46 @shell hedge

Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport)

🚨FACT: The petition to get Kylian Mbappe OUT of Real Madrid has been signed more than any human right's petition in recorded history.

X · May 7, 2026, 12:56 PM

[crisp mortar]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2052388172705784307

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde & Aurelien Tchouameni are set to be SUSPENDED from Real Madrid. @diarioas

X · May 7, 2026, 2:00 PM

What a sad end to these two’s Madrid career

And a happy beginning to their Manchester one 😳

[mighty hamlet]

When khabib visited madrid's training session they were told to have the same fighting spirit as him.

Therefore the players went home and watched some fights of his.

The players decided to train their hands to have strong fists.

Reportedly the quickest learner was Tchouameni who showed off his skills in training

@marca

[bitter raven]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2052387243256336861

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral)

https://t.co/5J3kWVdhoZ

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 1:57 PM

RETURN OF THE KING 😭 😭 😭

[grave glen]

ucl final:
arteta 🇪🇸 vs enrique 🇪🇸

[crisp mortar]

😭 😭

[grave glen]

uel final:
carlos vicens (braga coach) 🇪🇸 vs emery 🇪🇸

and inigo perez manager of rayo might win the uecl asw

[cloud sparrow]

tears

[vivid wagon]

Circus

[cloud sparrow]

real

[cloud sparrow]

is the 1 loss from when he got bullied by baena

[mighty hamlet]

More breaking:

Tchouameni got private tutor lessons from Khabib himself!

@marca

[real hull]

Tf is this bru

This has to be AI 💀😭

[vast skiff]

Old clip i guess

[real hull]

I can already see media using this shit as an excuse if yall lose against us this weekend

[mighty hamlet]

its new

[real hull]

Wont be surprised if yall don’t even show up to play 💀

[mighty hamlet]

not our fault

[real hull]

Never said it is

[mighty hamlet]

they ruined their club they deal with it

[real hull]

And its not just mbappe tbh

[mighty hamlet]

still waiting until europe is ready

[real hull]

Its the whole fuckin squad

[mighty hamlet]

they taking a long time

[mighty hamlet]

squad had no issues without mbappe

[real hull]

We don’t usually get to know everything that happens behind the scenes

[mighty hamlet]

their squad was united at least

the ones who side with mbappe are going against vini's side

[vast skiff]

Yeah

[mighty hamlet]

its clear

[real hull]

Meh idc tbh

Atleast valverde got his ass beat

😂😂

[mighty hamlet]

probably because Tchouameni who sides with him won the fight against Valverde who takes Vini's side

[real hull]

Laporta can do the most funniest thing in this transfer window

[mighty hamlet]

?

[real hull]

Kidnap vini

[mighty hamlet]

competing for the best liar award

[real hull]

Now I get what valverde meant with “we will go out to kill”

[mighty hamlet]

funny thing is he lost

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/madridxtra/status/2052384014460133851?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde FELL and hit his head on the locker room’s TABLE in the middle of the fight.

He got a cut from it. @carrusel

X · May 7, 2026, 1:44 PM

💀💀💀💀

[bitter raven]

All jokes aside, all of these events.... well deserved

Karma for the disgraceful behavior during the Ballon dOr 2024

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052387614418771988 he brought the big guns tears

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 Fede Valverde returned to Valdebebas with his wife after going to the hospital. @eldesmarque

X · May 7, 2026, 1:58 PM

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/asensii20/status/2052380265301868861?s=46

َ (@Asensii20)

Who needs El Clasico and trophies when we have this?

X · May 7, 2026, 1:29 PM

https://tenor.com/view/and-still-undefeated-ufc-bruce-gif-3041716129810018697

[hot niche]

wtf is going on at Madrid?? 😭😭

[vast skiff]

Karma for skipping the ballon d'or event?💔

Looks like a bit too much

[bitter raven]

For boycotting it

[crisp mortar]

https://x.com/i/status/2052388491057668577

🫵🏽 (@idoxvi)

Most normal day at Real Madrid

X · May 7, 2026, 2:02 PM

[bitter raven]

Call it like it was

[crisp mortar]

Tears

Poor Mendy

[somber wing]

We are Braga!

[somber wing]

The streets will never forget his goal line clearance against City

[crisp mortar]

He’s very solid always has been

Injuries ruined his career

At least the guy has a UCL and 2? La ligas

[vast skiff]

Boycotting the event where they used vini as the ballon dor favourite until the end moment and announced rodri as the winner to get more attention on the event

[bitter raven]

Used Vini as the favorite? You're not making sense.

[real hull]

Vini lost it cus of yall lmao

Wrong reply

But yh

Yall decided to split votes

Same mistake we did last season

[sand briar]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/2052386014715367742?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Ferland Mendy is considering RETIREMENT. @Ramon_AlvarezMM

X · May 7, 2026, 1:52 PM

[vast skiff]

Portrayed

[vast skiff]

It's the journalists at the end of the day

[peak bridge]

Split votes" you do realize its voted by coaches around the world

And they arent going by an agenda or a team they like rather who performed the best

[shell rune]

not too mention, Vini Jr. doesn't have great character. at least in my pov.

[bitter raven]

Oh yes, it's not just that

Karma for harassing refs on MadridTV week in, week out

[crisp mortar]

The event never portrayed anyone as the favorite lmao - journos and influencers drumming up hype doesn’t mean the correct response is to boycott the event

[bitter raven]

Karma for calling out a ref who cried over his children getting bullied st school by Madrid fans

[crisp mortar]

Also u do realize what u see online is possibly very different from someone else living in say Manchester

[bitter raven]

Threatening to boycott the Copa del Rey final if the referees weren't changed

[shell rune]

People forget that how you present yourself matters a lot. Especially, the media will also ruin your chances for other opportunities.

[versed solstice]

sources close to me perez know wants ufc fights at the bernabeu next

[bitter raven]

All of this has come back to bite y'all. Enjoy incompetent management and players who don't respect the club.

0 reasons to feel sorry for Real Madrid

Peace out

[versed solstice]

perez was the one chasing a certain person foe years btw

[shell rune]

speaking truth

[versed solstice]

perez never learns his lesson

[patent thunder]

bro valverde and tchouameni stop fighting

[versed solstice]

never stop the french revolution mate

[vast skiff]

All journalists and news sources posted vini as the winner the day before

They did all this to keep themselves their once in a year event relevant

[patent thunder]

idc i will get in the locker room myself and stop the fight

[versed solstice]

yall still on that ballon dor

[patent thunder]

this is unacceptable behaviour

[daring topaz]

https://x.com/josipfcb93/status/2052398207460634790?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

J. (@JosipFCB93)

Vinicius is the most sane person in that locker room. Imagine 😭

X · May 7, 2026, 2:40 PM

[daring topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

[versed solstice]

huijsen is

mr chill guy

[patent thunder]

huijsen is just high

[crisp mortar]

So what that has nothing do to with the event organizers

Thus the classiest response was never to boycott the event

U could go after the journos all u want

[vast skiff]

Lmao it's the event organisers, they will do anything to keep themselves relevant

[crisp mortar]

Source…?

[vast skiff]

Fuck do u mean source😭

[crisp mortar]

Source to back up the statement you just made

Anything outside of your personal conviction that that’s the case

[patent thunder]

let’s get to the bottom of this

[bitter raven]

This reminds me.

@shell hedge why do you still have #AncelottiOut in your username? Don't you think his man-management would help out in these trying times? 😭

[crisp parrot]

Why real Madrid players training for MMA?

[real hull]

Valverde is the captain btw

[vast skiff]

After carvajal

Which doesn't make it better

[peak bridge]

Ancelotti out wasnt valid

Never was

He left for brazil himself if he would want to stay he would stay

[vast skiff]

No he didnt

[devout hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-ayton-of-deandre-flight-ayton-of-deandre-look-at-ayton-of-deandre-gif-14788964787938800176

[bitter raven]

• League win in October
• Albacete
• Trubin the goalkeeper
• Vini's melodrama after getting subbed off
• Xabi Quedate
• Arbeloa's fault everytime
• Guler epic fall after kicking a bottle
• Camavinga red
• Mbappe
• The petitions
• Wrestlemania in May

Pick your favorite.

[daring topaz]

The story is getting crazier💀 https://fxtwitter.com/touchlinex/status/2052416515580793072?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Aurélien Tchouaméni knocked out Fede Valverde UNCONSCIOUS with a hard punch.
︀︀
︀︀He left in a wheelchair while feeling dizzy.
︀︀
︀︀— @diarioas

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 3:53 PM

[sterile crest]

https://x.com/i/status/2052402995208302603

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni and Fede Valverde will NOT PLAY in El Clásico. @diarioas

X · May 7, 2026, 2:59 PM

Damn

[wary shuttle]

WTF is going on in Real Madrid?

There is a petition endorsed by more than 12 million votes to sell Mbappee?

[sterile crest]

It's faked

[wary shuttle]

There are lurid rumours that Rudiger punched or slapped a coaching staff.

[daring topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/laporta-eleccions-gif-15245265678158459095

[grave glen]

albacete tops for me

[wary shuttle]

Is everything fine with RM? Is Bernebeau doing fine?

[sterile crest]

It was known months months ago

[wary shuttle]

And also Mbappee physically assaulted a coaching staff recently

[sterile crest]

Imagine if we still lose

[formal stone]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-dictator-gif-310633036270746059

[wary shuttle]

Mbappee dictator

My god is this for real?

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052413984746156435

Madrib Zone (@TheMadribZone)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Round 3 of Tchouamení-Valverde is scheduled TOMORROW and will be broadcasted on DAZN! @DAZNBoxing

X · May 7, 2026, 3:43 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2052418185085833269 😭😭😭

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Good vibes ahead of #ElClásico 😄

X · May 7, 2026, 4:00 PM

[slender bone]

The shit about Real is so crazy😭

[wary shuttle]

Indeed

[sand ocean]

Ticket sales start now!!!

[crisp mortar]

There’s a clip of that bro

Most recently he slipped catteras

Carreras

[wary shuttle]

Crazy does not come close.

It is like a Fukushima meltdown in progress

[dapper dagger]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/2052423651652231678?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: The relationship between Fede Valverde & Aurélien Tchouaméni has been VERY BAD for MONTHS, mainly because Tchouaméni believes that Fede treated former coach Xabi Alonso VERY BADLY.

Their relationship has been bad since the game against Kairat, when Fede said he

X · May 7, 2026, 4:21 PM

Im crine this whole thing started because fede couldn’t accept he’s not a midfielder

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/i/status/2052406590163034173

🫵🏽 (@idoxvi)

3 political parties at Madrid

KyKluxKlan (Mbappe, Tchou)

LaCasaBonita (Vini, Jude, Fede)

VOX (Carvajal, Ceballos)

X · May 7, 2026, 3:13 PM

[copper stump]

😭

Vini is the most sane person in their dressing room 😭🙏

@sand ocean
https://x.com/fcbarcelona/status/2052418185085833269?s=46

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Good vibes ahead of #ElClásico 😄

X · May 7, 2026, 4:00 PM

[sand ocean]

What a bunch of cunts 😭😭

But its funny ngl

[brisk arrow]

@opal holly is from Bangladesh and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[foggy cape]

W rage bait

[cloud sparrow]

How do you get HOSPITALISED from a training fight

tears

[cloud sparrow]

😭 😭

[opal holly]

bro what about fede's wife??

😭

[sand ocean]

Mourinho hasnt even came yet

Imagine the scenes when he comes

[cloud sparrow]

20x the current chaos

[opal holly]

mourinho the only ingredient missing

[cloud sparrow]

hes gonna be the one in fights

[cloud sparrow]

another ingredient is team chemistry which clearly is not a thing at madrid

[sand ocean]

Mourinho will be leading the clan into wars

[cloud sparrow]

the clan? 😭

just accept your club is actually fucked without even having to do anything on the pitch 😭 🙏

[sand ocean]

We will see next szn

[hollow copper]

Real Madrid is right now drama fc

[opal holly]

now i want to see arbeola vs perez

[hollow copper]

Arbeola too weak to start a fight

[opal holly]

jokes apart chat is fede???

ok???

will he survive?

[opal holly]

yeah he gonna say the consequences were my fault

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/2052377671699476531

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Kylian Mbappé left Real Madrid’s training session today LAUGHING uncontrollably.

— @elchiringuitotv

X · May 7, 2026, 1:19 PM

Bro recreated dembele and griezzman meme on his own club

[hollow copper]

https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052399699341045907?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Ferland Mendy could be out for up to one year after his new injury — reports @tjcope.
︀︀
︀︀Real Madrid expect surgery next and then final timeline, hoping to avoid retirement thoughts after another injury.

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 2:46 PM

[opal holly]

just retire bruv

[copper stump]

https://x.com/madridxtra/status/1759303114648174786?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

Dana White is interested in hosting an UFC event in the Santiago Bernabéu.

X · Feb 18, 2024, 7:45 PM

makes sense

[opal holly]

now all i want is brock lesner coming back from retirement

[sand ocean]

😭😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

Tchouameni vs Valverde: ROUND 3

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052419515682640125 even united taking digs 😭

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

Good vibes all around 😎🤘

X · May 7, 2026, 4:05 PM

[copper stump]

We must humiliate Madrid in the El Clasico as a final nail in the coffin

[grand rune]

We shall see you Sunday! 👊🏾

http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx5kSXL08O-Dj2-ot8P_jnkTP6GC_UBLEk?si=qZcjRvW4d1FFuqe0

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-just-woke-up-wwe-gif-5289384

[turbid zenith]

May as well just run a royal rumble the whole squad hate each other

[copper stump]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

How this Madrid drama got me feeling like

https://x.com/madridxtra/status/2052437042122863027?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: After Fede Valverde fell and hit his head, he LOST MEMORY of some things. @EduAguirre7

X · May 7, 2026, 5:14 PM

[light ledge]

lie

[copper stump]

I hope he didn’t forget 5-2, 4-0, and 3-2

[sterile crest]

Attitude era

[mighty hamlet]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052425401683542436

🫵🏽 (@idoxvi)

Mbappe dedicating his next goal to Valverde

Quoting LALIGA (@LaLiga)
︀
🤍 @KMbappe: "Para ti, @Brahim".

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 4:28 PM

[copper stump]

one of our players needs to score and do this cele

to ragebait them

[bitter raven]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2052440826765328655

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

⚽🌱✅

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 5:30 PM

What the hell

[peak bridge]

He literally did LMAO

[bitter raven]

This is just footage of them playing football 🥀

[sand ocean]

Bro the last person to ragebait valverde ended up being tkod in a parking lot

[peak bridge]

And is now playing for atletico

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/i/status/2035858757771464758

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

🏳️

X · Mar 22, 2026, 11:18 PM

[sacred depot]

😈🥰

[sacred depot]

Hala Madrid

[copper stump]

Valverde is a fake demon

how are you letting chowmeni knock you out cold

😭🙏

[fervent marsh]

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/2052418185085833269?s=20

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona)

Good vibes ahead of #ElClásico 😄

X · May 7, 2026, 4:00 PM

Fucking crine bro 😭

This is happening in Barcelona, meanwhile in Madrid

[chilly swallow]

Congrats Barcelona on la liga

[fervent marsh]

https://x.com/ManUtd/status/2052419515682640125?s=20

Manchester United (@ManUtd)

Good vibes all around 😎🤘

X · May 7, 2026, 4:05 PM

EVEN MAN UNITED 😭😭😭

[sacred depot]

I hope Real Madrid organizes a friendly boxing match among themselves.

🤼🥊

[rose iron]

https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/2052419109011292471?s=46

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 Federico Valverde & Aurelien Tchouameni in dressing-room fight at Real Madrid training ground. Valverde went to hospital with head injury. Follows altercation 24hrs earlier. #RMFC expected to take action. W/ @GuillermoRai_ @MarioCortegana @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/YYWKTdSKCN

X · May 7, 2026, 4:03 PM

[opal nimbus]

[rose iron]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/2052445689750114657?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: The Real Madrid players found Fede Valverde in the locker room today, he was on the floor bleeding and half conscious.

— @elchiringuitotv

X · May 7, 2026, 5:49 PM

???

[sacred ingot]

🤡

Just read the stat and acknowledge it

Surely cant be that hard

[shell hedge]

lmafo

[foggy cape]

Are you team Valverde or team touchmeni

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/i/status/2011094548223836550
everyone but Courtois are to blame for them finishing trophyless

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Real Madrid players complained that Xabi Alonso and his whole technical staff "paid too much attention to every detail."

The players felt BORED and ANNOYED. @marca

X · Jan 13, 2026, 3:14 PM

this is what happens when you put a bunch of self-centered, egomaniacs in one room

someone made a meme boxing card:

[real hull]

https://x.com/433/status/2052454532362182953?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

433 (@433)

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona will wear an alternative jersey in Sunday’s El Clásico 🥊

X · May 7, 2026, 6:24 PM

😭😭😭

[shell hedge]

@real hull

[void rivet]

huh

[shell hedge]

are you excited for the fight?

[void rivet]

i thought madrid were gonna be the ones wearing that

[shell hedge]

Valverde and Tchouameni fought each other during training

[void rivet]

ik

[real hull]

Saw it already

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/2052444178706014443

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: The players found Fede Valverde on the floor, BLEEDING and semi-conscious.
︀︀
︀︀He hit his forehead on the table. @EduAguirre7

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 5:43 PM

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/2052437042122863027

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: After Fede Valverde fell and hit his head, he LOST MEMORY of some things. @EduAguirre7

X · May 7, 2026, 5:14 PM

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/2052426642274869759
ofc he did nothing

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde kept accusing Tchouaméni of leaking the news about their fight during the WHOLE TRAINING SESSION.
︀︀
︀︀While this was all happening, Álvaro Arbeloa did NOT do ANYTHING.
︀︀
︀︀Arbeloa’s action was NOT liked by Real Madrid. @diarioas

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 4:33 PM

[void rivet]

"it was all my fault" inc in next press conference

[shell hedge]

"I was the table Valverde got injured on"

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2052466848105382093

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid statement.
︀︀
︀︀“Real Madrid announce that, following the events that took place this morning, the club has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Fede Valverde & Aurélien Tchouaméni”.
︀︀
︀︀“The club will announce the outcome of both cases in due course, once the corresponding internal procedures have been completed”.

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 7:13 PM

[cloud sparrow]

tears

this time its actually his fault why is he not aware of what his players are up to

[shell hedge]

@cloud sparrow

he was aware, he just didn't do anything

[cloud sparrow]

even worse

[shell hedge]

Valverde has a slight concussion and slight amnesia, but you know "it's going to be Arbeloa's fault it happened"

[tacit hill]

Freiburg have scored, making the race for fifth place in La Liga more difficult

[iron marten]

Are the news actually true that Valverde and Tchoumeni had beef?

What is wrong with that club

Throw the whole team away and start anew

Get some youngsters from the academy

[void rivet]

yes

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/2052375221013708879

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

In the past few weeks, according to reports from source close to Real Madrid:
︀︀
︀︀• Antonio Rüdiger has slapped Alvaro Carreras, the team had to stop them
︀︀• Few weeks later Rüdiger was screaming at Carreras to the point the team had to force Rüdiger to apologize
︀︀• Alvaro Carreras confirmed the incident through a story on Instagram
︀︀• Tchouameni and Valverde got into a fight, TWO days in a row
︀︀• Valverde had to be taken to the hospital after the fight
︀︀• Kylian Mbappé got into a verbal fight with one of the members of coaching staff
︀︀• Real Madrid have reduced tactical work in training
︀︀• There is a leak coming from INSIDE the dressing room
︀︀• Multiple players in dressing room are not happy with each other efforts
︀︀
︀︀😳

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 1:09 PM

[iron marten]

This is just sad really

The players think they're bigger than the club..

[shell hedge]

when Tchouameni decked Valverde, Valverde apparently hit his head against a table, causing a slight concussion and slight amnesia, and it's said: Arbeloa didn't do anything to prevent it

[shell hedge]

.

[sterile crest]

Everyone eating good

[shell hedge]

with the discovery of what happens when you put a bunch of self-centered, egomaniacs in one room?

[tacit hill]

Real Madrid has issued a statement on Twitter

[light ledge]

braga will defo lose

so its all rayo

[iron marten]

Hm

Everyone makes fun of it

Even 433 wow

It's a total disaster for Real Madrid

No trophies and no sportsmanship

Everything is slowly falling apart

I think Arbeloa was just scared?

If they were fighting yk

The players didn't even like Xabj

Xabi*

So you never know

[shell hedge]

Xabi would've prevented Valerde from getting a massive head injury

[iron marten]

What im saying is that one of them could've even hit the coach

[copper stump]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/2052473735681040819?s=46

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Real Madrid confirm that Federico Valverde has been diagnosed with a TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY!

X · May 7, 2026, 7:40 PM

[iron marten]

What the hell is going on

[bitter raven]

Now you have to put all jokes aside because this is really serious

[brisk arrow]

@brave parcel is from Spain and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[bitter raven]

Football should never be like this

[karmic jungle]

Strasbourg 🇫🇷 0 - [1] 🇪🇸 Rayo Vallecano
(agg. 0 - [2])

• Alemão (A: Lejeune) (42')

[bitter raven]

What a shame

[copper stump]

I don’t see how Tchoumeni doesn’t get sold

[bitter raven]

Yeah

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/isi-palazon-rayo-vallecano-spain-la-liga-la-liga-2-gif-15944276344109715538

ole ese rayo

[cloud sparrow]

banned by uefa

[dapper dagger]

bring him to the camp nou

[karmic jungle]

HT!

Strasbourg 🇫🇷 0-1 🇪🇸 Rayo Vallecano
(agg. 0-2)

• Alemão (A: Lejeune) (42')

[real hull]

Man this rayo performance tonight

They’re locked in

[chrome slate]

Huh

[cloud sparrow]

as in they should BAN tchouameni

[chrome slate]

UEFA has no say in this

It's an internal club problem

[cloud sparrow]

tchouameni should be punished by a wider body

[dapper dagger]

inigo perez trophy

[real hull]

Dont think we should actually blame tchouameni for this

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/night-nightnight-steph-curry-sleep-gif-26189536

[cloud sparrow]

he should go to prison

[real hull]

Like valverde asked for it himself

[shell hedge]

what if he hits De Jong?

[cloud sparrow]

and valverde should get a sanction too

[real hull]

Should have been more respectful towards his mates knowing his ass is the captain of this team

[dapper dagger]

yamarse will unleash his goons and they will batter him

[real hull]

No need to be a dick

Ur the captain bro

Act like one

[dapper dagger]

replace casado with Tchouameni #moveinsilence

[chrome slate]

Uh huh, for a punch

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/2052444178706014443
https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/2052437042122863027

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: The players found Fede Valverde on the floor, BLEEDING and semi-conscious.
︀︀
︀︀He hit his forehead on the table. @EduAguirre7

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 5:43 PM

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨 BREAKING: After Fede Valverde fell and hit his head, he LOST MEMORY of some things. @EduAguirre7

X · May 7, 2026, 5:14 PM

[chrome slate]

Dude thought he was fighting Baena. Little did he know, he was fighting french hulk 😭

[chrome slate]

And?

[shell hedge]

he gave someone brain damage

[chrome slate]

"Traumatic Brain Injury" buddy, that's not the same as long term brain damage

[real hull]

Nothing would have happened if valverde acted normal

Stop putting the blame on tchouameni

[dapper dagger]

i mean valverde is a known dickhead i can't say i am surprised

[chrome slate]

Both are at fault, Fede started it, Tchouameni ended it. One of them will be sold this summer, if not both.

[shell hedge]

you know about his wife?

[dapper dagger]

yea

both have been involved in big controversies before

these are not saints

some very odd blokes in this squad

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/i/status/2051753339898216914
meanwhile Endrick:

Instant Foot ⚽️ (@lnstantFoot)

𝗟𝗔 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗘 𝟭 𝗘𝗧 𝗟'𝗢𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗨 𝗕𝗥𝗘́𝗦𝗜𝗟... 𝗘𝗧 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗠𝗘̂𝗠𝗘 𝗔𝗨 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗗'𝗘̂𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗗...

X · May 5, 2026, 7:58 PM

[real hull]

She’s racist but that has nothing to do with what happened today😭

[dim cosmos]

Tchou Tchou! All aboard!

[forest ravine]

This team já done for

[ionic owl]

Valverde has a traumatic brain injury what the helly

[chrome slate]

Hulk punch 🤷‍♂️

He will be alright

It's nothing serious

[forest ravine]

Sunday is going to be a massacre

[fallen pond]

his reaction when he knocked hin out..

[forest ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/ivan-gif-27653164

[simple burrow]

Are vardrid fans team valverde or tchouameni?

[opal sigil]

Tchomeni really knocked the shit out him

[simple burrow]

Vardrid product Valverde is a very annoying person to be around for tchouameni it seems

@peak bridge is vardrid going trophyless again next season?!?!

[dapper dagger]

'i accidentally hit a table and cut my forehead'

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-timothée-chalamet-well-idk-maybe-gif-3435413743526353758

[simple burrow]

valverde says he did not get punched

Is this Cap?

[somber wing]

Valverde thought Tchouameni is Baena

[simple burrow]

How is he gonna remember if he got hit or not 😂

[somber wing]

Fuck around and find out

[simple burrow]

He got a concussion which u get memory loss

[gleaming hemlock]

come on rayo

lets get it in the bag

[sterile crest]

Tchouameni is far more valuable to this team than Valverde

[rocky furnace]

Por la mañana cafe

Por la tarde ron

Llevame q leipzig

Isi palazon

[fallen pond]

https://tenor.com/view/idoxzi-real-madrid-tchouameni-fede-valverde-gif-26457113

https://tenor.com/view/ivylovesrm-fede-valverde-real-madrid-goal-gif-1281785866599977649

[daring topaz]

Of course, it is.

Valverde didn’t just slip and hit the table.

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/2052480991600709903
a PR team for someone with slight amnesia, saying "he wasn't hit"

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM VALVERDE:
︀︀
︀︀Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything seem blown out of proportion.
︀︀
︀︀In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally without it becoming public knowledge.
︀︀
︀︀Clearly, someone here is spreading rumors, and with a season without titles, where Real Madrid is always under scrutiny, everything gets blown out of proportion.
︀︀
︀︀Today we had another disagreement. During the argument, I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead that required a routine visit to the hospital.
︀︀At no point did my teammate hit me, and I didn't hit him either, although I understand it's easier for you to believe we came to blows or that it was intentional, but that didn't happen.
︀︀
︀︀I feel that my anger about the situation, my frustration at seeing some of…

FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 8:09 PM

[craggy iris]

Did Spain secure the extra european spot now?

With Rayo's win

[copper stump]

https://x.com/totalbarca/status/2052483521692733491?s=46

total Barça (@totalBarca)

🚨🚨 The latest battlefield map from the Valdebebas War

- Territory gained by the Mbappe clan following two successful victories from Lt. Tchouameni

- The two leaders yet to face each other on the battlefield with fighting expected to continue in the morning

X · May 7, 2026, 8:19 PM

[shell hedge]

why Bellingham?

[karmic jungle]

FT!

Strasbourg 🇫🇷 0-1 🇪🇸 Rayo Vallecano
(agg. 0-2)

• Alemão (A: Lejeune) (42')

[chrome slate]

Okay, but why is Brahim suddenly Swiss?

😭

[light ledge]

Si

el betis es de champions

[grave glen]

spain got the 5th ucl spot

bundesliga had the best chance to get it since spain and italy were having horrendous seasons but they bottled it

[valid mauve]

Should just have rudiger kick everyone and threaten to rip their heads off

[somber wing]

PR clean up lol

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/psg-fabian-ruiz-ruiz-fabian-grizouat-gif-6450803763293070698

Produced by betis

[foggy cape]

Ye https://x.com/footrankings/status/2052492850500108320?s=46

Football Rankings (@FootRankings)

🚨 🇪🇸 BREAKING: SPAIN HAVE MATHEMATICALLY SECURED AN EXTRA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SPOT!

✅ 🇪🇸 TOP 5 CLUBS FROM LA LIGA WILL ENTER INTO THE 2026/27 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

X · May 7, 2026, 8:56 PM

[valid mauve]

The mildly hilarious thing is even if Valverde started the fight Tchou is getting sold

[somber wing]

We all know why…this is Spain after all 👀

[grave glen]

5 cl spots, 6 europa 7th uecl, right?

[light ledge]

Real sociedad gets uel

So there is another one uel spot left

[valid mauve]

From the Madrid fans I’ve met they love Valverde

He’s probably their favorite player on the team currently

[light ledge]

yes

[distant basin]

Conference Final: Crystal Palace - Rayo Vallecano

Europa Final: Aston Villa - SC Freiburg

Champions League Final: Arsenal - Paris Saint-Germain

English football has taken over

[grave glen]

any of getafe athletic or osasuna will get the confernce spot

[grave glen]

wrong channel

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/2052493561480818707
https://x.com/brfootball/status/2052494905771970890
https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/2052492602595778590
this year's Europa League final is Freiburg vs Aston Villa, and the Conference League final will be Crystal Palace vs Rayo Vallecano

B/R Football (@brfootball)

The Europa League final: Freiburg vs. Aston Villa ⚔️

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 8:59 PM

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Crystal Palace vs. Rayo Vallecano in the Conference League final ✨

X · May 7, 2026, 9:04 PM

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Crystal Palace reach their first European final 🙌
︀︀
︀︀They defeated Shakhtar 5-2 on aggregate in the semifinals.

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 8:55 PM

[light ledge]

they can also get uel as celta can fall off any moment

[valid mauve]

It would be kind of funny if we got all English winners in Europe this year

[grave glen]

this is rayo ‘s first european final as well

[grave glen]

not funny, their fans are insufferable

[shell hedge]

they get more clicks from Crystal Palace

English tax

[valid mauve]

Which fanbase isn’t insufferable

[grave glen]

funny would be if none of the english teams win

[grave glen]

prem is the most

[light ledge]

rayo might wins an european trophy before betis 🥀

[valid mauve]

Crystal palace a wacky club

Lose half their best players

Manager wants to leave

Still make a final

[grave glen]

way worse

[craggy iris]

We should qualify for uecl at least now man

[gleaming hemlock]

Congrats RAYO!!

[craggy iris]

We just need the 8th place

[somber wing]

Yes

[craggy iris]

I've got no problem playing on conference if we win it

[somber wing]

If you qualify, you should win it or be one of the faves

[light ledge]

athletic would probably be the 2nd fav after the english club

[craggy iris]

We'll be top 3 favourites for sure

[light ledge]

idk about the italian club

[grave glen]

chelsea would be getting conference most probably

[agile drift]

We will be backing Rayo in the final

[craggy iris]

I don't think they'll get europe

Unless they win fa cup

[daring topaz]

Rayo reaching the final is impressive.

[light ledge]

Betis in ucl
Chelsea out of ucl

Levels

[grave glen]

rayo making the final with 100x less resources than crystal palxe, worse players and stadium

[agile drift]

Rayo reached a European final before Barcelona 😭

[agile drift]

100% faith

[hollow copper]

https://fixupx.com/BBCSport/status/2052490518354169952/photo/2

BBC Sport (@BBCSport)

Federico Valverde has released a statement after he was taken to hospital with a head injury following an alleged dressing-room incident involving team-mate Aurelien Tchouameni.
︀︀
︀︀Real Madrid confirmed they have opened disciplinary proceedings involving the pair and said Valverde had been diagnosed with a cranioencephalic trauma, a form of concussion.

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 8:47 PM

[daring topaz]

You don’t accidentally hit a table like that.

No one is believing this crap.

[hollow copper]

Well those are Valverde's words

[vivid wagon]

🤣 accidentally

This club is in shambles

[bitter raven]

the statement is so ahhh

no one's buying that

[low delta]

15

[daring topaz]

There is a comunicado oficial from Madrid where they have decided to open disciplinary proceedings against Valverde and Tchouameni. A mere disagreement wouldn’t lead to that.

[hollow copper]

True

[warm totem]

Best league in the world 💙❤️

[bitter raven]

true

[hollow copper]

Yeah Valverde's response is prob Real Madrid PR to reduce the noise on this story

[bitter raven]

The extent of the punishment will make it pretty obvious what happened

[hollow copper]

I wonder if the two players will ever play together again

Seasons almost over

[daring topaz]

One of them is gone

[vivid wagon]

If madrid are a serious club both of them will be gone

[low delta]

Ofc they will

[vivid wagon]

But Valverde too important for them

[bitter raven]

They'll probably get rid of Tchouameni

[vivid wagon]

So tchoua getting packed

[low delta]

They're both included in the more mature part of the squad

[peak bridge]

No we wont

[low delta]

No idea why they had to fight it out

[bitter raven]

and keep Valverde with a warning

[peak bridge]

Theyre professionals for a reason no big deal play on

[bitter raven]

then Valverde?

[vivid wagon]

🤣

Professionals injuring each other

[low delta]

Both will be out, Valverde maybe for 4 games and tchouamenga for 6

[hollow copper]

It will be Tchoumani that goes. Valverde seems to be the bigger player at Madrid and you know they love their stars

[low delta]

Valverde will be out for less games that's it

[peak bridge]

Tchouamen- what

[bitter raven]

I meant selling them

[vivid wagon]

Tchouamenga? 😭

[peak bridge]

Not a possiblity

[low delta]

Nah

[peak bridge]

Just low profit

[low delta]

They're both like imp part of the squad

[hollow copper]

If this is the mature part. Then what goes on in the immature part? 🤣

[low delta]

They're both respected mate

[bitter raven]

I'm shocked to hear Madrid fans defend this kind of behavior. No one should be bigger than a club.

[low delta]

Ofc they'll be suspended

The selling part is lower possibility for me

Idk

Only Mourinho could do that

And he will

100%

The day he join he's kicking out half the squad

[chrome slate]

One will be sold. Both if Perez is mad.

[low delta]

Valverde will not be sold I think so

He won't be

[hollow copper]

Sell Tchoumani
Get Rodri
Easy solution for Real Madrid

[low delta]

Ur right

It's the right time

For us to get a metronome

[chrome slate]

There were unconfirmed reports about Fede making tackles on Tchouameni, bad enough to cause serious injuries. Wait for official verdict before making your own statements.

[low delta]

Alr bro

[late plume]

https://fixupx.com/gyokeresfatshit/status/2052498415137751372?s=46

xoogvertz (@Gyokeresfatshit)

~> Be Real Madrid Captain bag first hatrick in a UCL quarter final
︀︀~>find out there’s a leaker in the dressing room
︀︀~> it’s 6’3 180lbs of pure muscle Aurelian Tchoumeni
︀︀~> Confront him anyway
︀︀~> aura so strong Tchoumeni resorts to violence to win the argument
︀︀~>El capitan 🦁

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 9:18 PM

[chilly lion]

Mbappe hired Tchouameni as a mercenary to deal with the uprising against him at Madrid

[late plume]

No mbappe jokes

[chrome slate]

Oh wow, what an angel. He obviously didn't punch Baena in the past in the parking lot.

[peak bridge]

This doesnt involve the club in any way its a locker room issue between players they will get suspended and things will cool off

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-eyes-side-eye-camera-man-city-gif-12689916572023451265

[peak bridge]

Damn

Anyway la liga officially has the 5th ucl spot

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-real-betis-betis-turn-trick-gif-3260881449398504365

[daring topaz]

Dude started the fight and got knocked out💀. No one will respect a leader like that.

[peak bridge]

Rudiger should've been the leader or militao

[daring topaz]

Rudiger
Leader

[late plume]

You woulda hid in the showers bro

It takes bravery to confront a guy like Tchoumeni

Who’s bigger and stronger then you

[daring topaz]

Not really lol

[chrome slate]

Tchouameni so strong Gabriel would wet himself

[late plume]

Bro are you a Atleti fan or a Madrid fan

[chrome slate]

I'm not an Arsenal fan, I would never

[daring topaz]

What bravery? He got knocked out

That’s the truth

Valverde instigated it

Tchouameni was accused to be the leaker

[chrome slate]

Don't pay attention to him. It's a shameless Arsenal troll

[late plume]

Hasn’t it been confirmed bro

I saw a screen recording

Of some French account saying Tchoumeni was messaging him

https://fixupx.com/aqababe_/status/2052470893675200897?s=46

AQABABE (@AQABABE_)

Je depose ça là j’suis pas un menteur moi.
︀︀Maintenant si Aurelien m’a menti c’est pas ma faute sorry les footeux.

Citation de AQABABE (@AQABABE_)
︀
UPDATE 19:26 : L’altercation d’hier est bel et bien fausse !
︀︀
︀︀Concernant ce qui s’est passé aujourd’hui entre Aurélien Tchaouaméni et Federico Valverde.
︀︀
︀︀Aurelien Tchouaméni ne lui aurait pas mis de coup de poing, Federico Valverde serait tombé et sa tête aurait violemment tapé

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 7:29 PM

[chrome slate]

Bro thinks people can't make fake screenshots

[late plume]

.tr

[chrome slate]

Arsenal fan IQ is room temps

[late plume]

What’s this beef bro

I don’t hate Madrid this is just interesting to me cause I’m bored

[chrome slate]

Stop lying

[late plume]

?

Why would I hate Madrid bro

You have not taken any trophies from my team or robbed my team

That’s Barca

[hollow copper]

Two egoists at Real Madrid had a fight in training and dressing room. One of them Valerde hit his head and went to the hospital. Both players suspended for some time

[late plume]

I assumed you were dunking on Arsenal cause you were a Atleti fan butthurt about the semi finals

Come bremya chat bro

[hollow copper]

Crazy how it works.
Barcelona FC have beaten Arsenal in one and Man United in two UCL finals
Real Madrid have beat Liverpool in two UCL finals and Man City in a few knockout UCL rounds

[late plume]

These farmers are bugging for no reason

La liga de agriculture

[late plume]

We was shit when Madrid was good so they never robbed us

[hollow copper]

Same for my club lol

[late plume]

Yep and chels

[daring topaz]

I dislike that club

[late plume]

Get in the queue man

The whole footballing world dislikes us rn

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-meme-buzz-year-copy-meme-gif-4668439001950303425

[sleek tinsel]

it’s fine i want you to beat the qatari match fixers in the final

[daring topaz]

“Dislikes us rn”
I have disliked Arsenal for a long time

[chrome slate]

How shameless a fanbase has to be, to dare to focus on what's happening to other clubs when you have been trash for decades?

[late plume]

What?

[light ledge]

rma fanbase be like

[sleek tinsel]

like i don’t love arsenal but we all know who the greater evil is

[light ledge]

I mean the gif

[sleek tinsel]

especially after recent events

[late plume]

You keep deflecting

Bro this is killing me

[low delta]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2052453176729587723

𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 (@heis_fede)

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 6:19 PM

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

yes of course bro, ucl is the only trophy

[late plume]

How can you hate a club when their shit 😭

[unkempt iris]

Ggs vallecano

[late plume]

Especially one from a whole diff country

[unkempt iris]

One pen save

Made Spain secure additional ucl

[grave glen]

its a trend nowadays to hate on arsneal, randoms doing that

[late plume]

Bro there was a guy in here saying he’s always hated us

[chrome slate]

Reading comprehension thrown out of the window. Ofc it's a barca fan trying to sound smart when he shouldn't involve himself.

[grave glen]

barca only has beef with chelshit , fuck them

[late plume]

You telling me you were hate watching covid arsenal?

Guys were hate watching this

[grave glen]

enjoy your trophyless season ig

[daring topaz]

This legit has to be bait or something.

[unkempt iris]

Valverde lost his memory 😭😭😭

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/TrollFootball/status/2052412785825652850

Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

Sergio Ramos returning to Real Madrid to join the dressing room fights

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FxTwitter · May 7, 2026, 3:38 PM

[unkempt iris]

LOOOLL

[copper stump]

[patent thunder]

start el clasico

[vivid wagon]

Funniest day in football

[copper stump]

the funniest was when vini lost the ballondor

this is top 2 for sure tho

[vivid wagon]

Oh yeah

😭

[copper stump]

https://x.com/realmadrid/status/1024033385126264832?s=46

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

💪🏆😎 También campeones de la @WWE...

X · Jul 30, 2018, 8:45 PM

[vivid wagon]

Is this what madrid fans mean by fede always fights for the badge

[bitter raven]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2052508085952958701

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: MULTIPLE Real Madrid players called Alvaro Arbeloa a CONE between themselves while sitting on the BENCH in MULTIPLE GAMES.

He found out about it and decided to STOP PLAYING THEM. @OndaCero_es

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 9:57 PM

What the hell how is this not the parody account???

[vivid wagon]

Half of these prolly ain't even true bro its just funny 😭😭

[mint plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/wrestlemania28-john-cena-rock-cena-rock-cena-rock-wrestlemania-gif-27519679

Valverde vs Tchouameni

[vivid wagon]

This reminds me of the Xavi laporta saga end of 2024

But 10 times worsw

😭

[neon nova]

https://youtu.be/mJfXp5YJ8fk?si=TCb_envV49gMU4rv

[sand ocean]

I love this dude

Best football youtuber itw

[dapper jay]

Genineuly man what happened to Real Madrid

[copper stump]

https://x.com/reshadfcb/status/2052513661327946200?s=46

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB)

❗️Florian Wirtz reposts a video with the caption (“Barça getting ready for the Clasico) — involves Lewandowski and Lamine showing their boxing skills. #FCB 📱😂

X · May 7, 2026, 10:19 PM

[copper stump]

Too many big egos in the dressing room

[brisk tiger]

No

It’s just u

[chrome slate]

🥀 it's from an aggregator, but if that's true, absolute cinema

[copper stump]

I’m not a Madrid player

[karmic jungle]

GOALS FROM PORTUGUESE TEAMS IN UEFA 🇵🇹 - 7/5

• Pau Victor 🇪🇸 - 1 goal (Braga 1-3 Freiburg)

[somber wing]

Redditors are funny

Saying instead of Spain getting 5 spots it should go to the Champs of a smaller league

Lol. No one tryna see the Champs of Serbia over Betis

[unreal reef]

what's genuinely happening to real madrid bru 😭😭

worst season oat

[copper stump]

Trent vs Carvajal when?

[fading ember]

https://x.com/marca/status/2052496167162851712?s=46

MARCA (@marca)

Si quieres que las cosas te vayan bien, pon un entrenador español en tu vida 👨‍🏫

X · May 7, 2026, 9:09 PM

[hardy idol]

By the way

While my club qualified for a fucking final

Wtf is going on at real Madrid i thought wrestlemania ended a few weeks ago?

[hardy idol]

You actually cannot be serious valverde is out for 10 to 14 days 😭

[lapis surge]

when you willingly choose to throw hands w someone and lose is that considered assualt?

[hardy idol]

https://x.com/magicalxavi/status/2052433609827721682?s=46

what did he mean by this?

🕊️ (@MagicalXavi)

X · May 7, 2026, 5:01 PM

[lapis surge]

fake demon

[hardy idol]

These memes man

[tepid perch]

Fede might be the king of cardio

but Chewy's got the POWER advantage

[cerulean sinew]

https://klipy.com/gifs/basque

[muted helm]

Wwe

Wrestlemania Valverde be like..

[sudden zenith]

This is pretty embrassing for Real Madrid
They had an El Classico match this week, and maybe the week where Barcelona win La Liga again
And those type of incident? Unacceptable

[chilly lion]

yes it is lol

[daring topaz]

Valverde instigated the entire fight and kept bothering Tchouameni despite being told to stop. He got what he deserved IMO.

If Madrid sells Tchouameni over this incident, he should sue them.

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052508085952958701 Ceballos 😭😭😭

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 BREAKING: MULTIPLE Real Madrid players called Alvaro Arbeloa a CONE between themselves while sitting on the BENCH in MULTIPLE GAMES.

He found out about it and decided to STOP PLAYING THEM. @OndaCero_es

X · May 7, 2026, 9:57 PM

[mighty hamlet]

Baena's brother 😭😭😭

but tbf Baena also did wrong in what he did

[sudden zenith]

relegation battle heading to tonight action

[hollow copper]

https://fixupx.com/hq_pics/status/2052414331011125661?s=46

𝙃𝙌 𝙍.𝙈𝙖𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙙 𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙨 📸 (@HQ_p...

Real Madrid captains, 2017/18.

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 3:44 PM

[versed spindle]

Honestly throw them both out, they shouldn't act like this in such a prestige club

[daring topaz]

Lmfao https://fxtwitter.com/centregoals/status/2052652468719480903?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

CentreGoals. (@centregoals)

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Real Madrid players are 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐃 Vinicius Jr is Alvaro Arbeloa's '𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇' inside the dressing room.
︀︀
︀︀They are convinced that Vini Jr is the one who informs the manager when players have conflict between them.
︀︀
︀︀[@mundodeportivo]

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FxTwitter · May 8, 2026, 7:30 AM

[versed spindle]

I can absolutely imagine that

[vivid wagon]

About the cone thing?

Yeah the fight obviously happened

[bitter raven]

A new day. Hopefully it's another day of surreal tweets from the MadridZone.

[slender bone]

The Madrid drama is the funniest thing ever

Shit like this can only happen there

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/1758187926309970012

Tchouameni Aurélien (@atchouameni)

🍿 🍿

X · Feb 15, 2024, 5:54 PM

https://x.com/i/status/1916426543590502680 idk about "we" but he definitely won!

Tchouameni Aurélien (@atchouameni)

They celebrate our losses like we ain’t gon win again.
We will be back🤝🏾

X · Apr 27, 2025, 9:37 AM

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052691666981527563

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: There were players who pretended to SLEEP during Xabi Alonso's tactical sessions. @marca

X · May 8, 2026, 10:06 AM

[bitter raven]

what in the kindergarten

[austere escarp]

even tho I’m convinced this is fake I hate my fucking club rn

[daring topaz]

Apparently this is the full story. https://fxtwitter.com/josipfcb93/status/2052699827029364943?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

J. (@JosipFCB93)

All jokes aside, Valverde is an actual criminal. Him and Rudiger do not belong in any sport.

Quoting Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)
︀
🚨 BREAKING: Tchouaméni-Valverde FULL STORY:
︀︀
︀︀In training on Wednesday morning, the two players were involved in a dispute after Tchouameni took exception to what he felt was an overly strong tackle from the Uruguayan. The dispute continued into the dressing room after the session, and squad members had to step in to de-escalate.
︀︀
︀︀On Thursday, Valverde came into the training ground and shook hands with everybody apart from Tchouameni, sources said. In the day’s session, Valverde hit Tchouameni with a series of strong challenges, to which Tchouameni did not react.
︀︀
︀︀The training session then saw players divided into two sides. Coaching staff decided to keep Valverde and Tchouameni together, and sources said Valverde made a comment about this to his team-mate — suggesting he was lucky to avoid facin…

FxTwitter · May 8, 2026, 10:39 AM

[slender bone]

God bless the RM player sitting in the corner leaking all this shit to the media😂

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052702319221834051 😭😭😭

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni will PLAY EL CLASICO!

Real Madrid will NOT sideline him or Fede Valverde from the team.

The club has decided to only give them a FINANCIAL FINE, that's it! @el_pais

X · May 8, 2026, 10:49 AM

[vivid wagon]

Absolutely spineless 🤣

[daring topaz]

I still think they will try selling Tchouameni.

Even though he wasn’t really at fault. Keeping Valverde as the captain will be quite funny.

[hollow copper]

Teachers pet 😭

[grand rune]

Well if you think about it not playing fede makes sense cause of injury

But tchou is fit, they'll just fine him. Football still has to be played at the end of the day

[real hull]

Scared of roony ball

[hardy idol]

https://x.com/MatarAluTM/status/2052405790980612114/video/1?s=46

Alu Matar ☝🏽🤍 (@MatarAluTM)

Real Madrid training camp:

▶ Play video

X · May 7, 2026, 3:10 PM

[past mango]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[hardy idol]

https://x.com/danii7mm/status/2052472924091646238?s=46

nevermind even a better tweet

𝐃 𝐀 𝐍 𝐈 ‼️ (@danii7mm)

Arda Güler en el entreno de mañana:

▶ Play video

X · May 7, 2026, 7:37 PM

[vivid wagon]

Both of them have embarrassed ur club and made u guys look more like a joke than uve already been and all ur club is doing as punishment is take little money from literal millionaires

Does not set a good example for bad locker room behaviour if all they're gonna face is a fine

[mighty hamlet]

I mean Rudiger slapped Carreras and wasn't even mentioned 😭

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2052491472667082928

ola (@heejolaa)

from NOW on i’m STARTING to tweet like THIS its so FUN

X · May 7, 2026, 8:51 PM

[neon nova]

https://youtu.be/LjsgDF5V3aU?si=fJab8_PskN5EY3-g

[sudden zenith]

Real Madrid need to get together quick, they have El Classico this weekend

[sterile crest]

have

[sudden zenith]

thanks

need a win or it will be another empty-hand season for Real Madrid

[mighty hamlet]

u can beat us 10-0 ur not winning anything this season

[hollow copper]

https://fixupx.com/jacobsben/status/2052750375321485513?s=46

Ben Jacobs (@JacobsBen)

🚨 Exclusive: Atletico Madrid now close to a deal for Wolves midfielder Joao Gomes.
︀︀
︀︀Parties, via intermediaries, are in advanced talks and are nearing a verbal agreement worth around €45m.
︀︀
︀︀Atleti still also have verbal terms in place with Ederson but no agreement with Atalanta opening the door to Premier League clubs with both #MUFC and #AFC showing interest.
︀︀
︀︀🤝 @alex_crook

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FixupX · May 8, 2026, 2:00 PM

[vivid wagon]

Yeah exactly lmao

Completely spineless

[vivid wagon]

They're not winning shit anyway 🤣

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-wolverine-michael-jordan-sad-gif-11588094

[daring topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052769225253531926?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid statement.
︀︀
︀︀“Real Madrid C.F. announces that, following the events that led to the opening of disciplinary proceedings yesterday against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni, both appeared today before the investigating officer.
︀︀
︀︀During their appearance, the players expressed their sincere regret for what happened and apologized to each other.
︀︀
︀︀They also conveyed their apologies to the club, their teammates, the coaching staff, and the fans, and both offered their full cooperation to Real Madrid, ready to accept whatever sanction the club deems appropriate.
︀︀
︀︀In light of these circumstances, Real Madrid has decided to impose a fine of five hundred thousand euros on each player, thus concluding the corresponding internal procedures”.

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FxTwitter · May 8, 2026, 3:14 PM

[chrome slate]

not my captain

[versed solstice]

arbeloa while the players where fighting

[mighty hamlet]

Madrid fined millionaires €500000 😭😭😭

[versed solstice]

gimme that

[daring topaz]

And they want to hire Mourinho

[mighty hamlet]

tears man this will happen again

[daring topaz]

Lmfao, no way their dressing room survives

I am happy because this benefits Barca a lot.

[versed solstice]

mourinho calling vini and mbappe trash in the press conference i cant wait

[sterile crest]

He won't cuz they arent

[versed solstice]

he keeps it 100

[vivid wagon]

😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

i bet Valverde and Tchouameni will regret their actions and keep checking their bank accounts out of trauma!

[vivid wagon]

Yeah all the millionaires in the team will look at this punishment and never dare to do anything like this again 🥶🥶😥

[pearl coral]

Can someone send me an edit of Mbappe full of aura

[gilded wasp]

Chill Mourinho is going to handle all that nonsense

Send that pleb Arbeloa back to the the Castilla

[chrome slate]

you should read the news archive. start from 2011-12

[gilded wasp]

That isn't the same man, he's wiser now or I heard

[chrome slate]

people never change. they just become more of themselves.

[vivid wagon]

If u guys think Mourinho is gonna save anything it's not happening 😭

[daring topaz]

The fact this isn’t just a silly rumour anymore is crazy. https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052786480947380721?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 The ‘Operation Mourinho’ has started at Real Madrid as revealed earlier.

◉ José open to taking the job, direct talks underway.

◉ Benfica still hope for him to continue, but only depends on Real.

◉ If Madrid call, José is ready.

🎥 All details: https://t.co/J6yTl9JBcd

X · May 8, 2026, 4:23 PM

[chrome slate]

we know, the new fans don't know

the new fans weren't there in 2010s

[vivid wagon]

They saw a few "pressure?what pressure?" edits of him

[daring topaz]

New fans rate Mourinho

[vivid wagon]

"how's man talking bout pressure"

[daring topaz]

They weren’t there during his prime

[chrome slate]

perez like him, that's why he's the leading candidate. and only because, I assume, he was the manager in the past

carlo was brought back for the same reason

[daring topaz]

That made sense for them. Ancelotti is also a solid man manager.

[chrome slate]

tbf the team was rock solid, mourinho enhanced what was already there, started the fights too.

[mighty hamlet]

if Mbappe didn't join Madrid Carlo wouldn't have left

[pliant ore]

😌

In the morning, coffee
In the afternoon, rum
Take me to Leipzig
Isi Palazón

Mejor

Por la mañana, café
Por la tarde, ron
Llévame a Leipzig
Isi Palazón

Acabo de poner, me lo borraron

Lo sé, solo acá y en la Libertadores

Ahora nos enfrentaremos al Manchester City Catalán

[daring topaz]

https://fxtwitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052785410225377687?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Aurelien Tchouameni statement to apologize to all Madridistas.
︀︀
︀︀““What happened this week in training is 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 — I say this while thinking about the example we are expected to set for young people, whether in football or at school. No matter who is right or wrong, we should always look for the calmest solution to resolve a conflict”.
︀︀
︀︀“Above all, 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛.
︀︀I know the fans, the staff, my teammates, the management, everyone is deeply disappointed by the way this season has unfolded. But frustration cannot excuse everything”.
︀︀
︀︀“These incidents, even if they can happen in any dressing room, are not worthy of Real Madrid. Especially since Real Madrid is the most talked-about club in the world”.
︀︀
︀︀“A…

FxTwitter · May 8, 2026, 4:19 PM

[pliant ore]

El de Temu estuvo en la Libertadores

Obvio referencia a Nacional Potosí

Acá el City catalán, refiriéndome a Girona

Luego está el Manchester City Andino (Bolivar)

[daring topaz]

Rayo ganará la Conference League.

[pliant ore]

Confío en nuestro equipo, y no digo que el rival sea fácil

Sino porque nuestro equipo confie

El Manchester City de Mercado Livre

Son equipos que no sabemos cómo juega y todo, ojo que habrá sido estrategia de entrar al play-off

Pero confío en nuestro equipo

Gracias por el apoyo!!

Ahora en el torneo, debemos asegurar la permanencia

[atomic maple]

Guys please join my server in bio it has football and more!

[cloud sparrow]

eso eso aupa rayo

tiene q ganarrrr

[rocky furnace]

Asi si

[cerulean sinew]

⚡

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/futsheriff/status/2052785914015781210?s=46

Fut Sheriff (@FutSheriff)

😭😭😭😭

X · May 8, 2026, 4:21 PM

😭😭😭💀

[shell hedge]

@real hull
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2052769392329367795
Tchouameni gave Valverde brain damage, and he walks off, scot-free?

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Aurelien Tchouameni and Fede Valverde have been FINED for €1M total by Real Madrid, €500k each.

NO sporting measures against the two players after they apologised. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

X · May 8, 2026, 3:15 PM

[daring topaz]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052820243702026436?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨❤️🤍 Atlético Madrid have reached a full agreement with João Gomes over personal terms!

Deal advanced also between clubs with Wolves, talks underway about key details to get it done.

All parties optimistic, as @TalkSport reported.

Éderson deal with Atalanta, stalling.

X · May 8, 2026, 6:37 PM

[peak bridge]

El clasico is coming up

[hard igloo]

Victor Garcia🤯🤯🤯

[rocky furnace]

cadiz 0- 1 depor

viva el depor va

[near skiff]

Big win for Levante still fighting to stay up in La Liga

[mighty hamlet]

Etta Eyong long time no see

[peak bridge]

Athletic sociedad in europa

Betis villarreal in the ucl

Would be just perfect

[light ledge]

Pot 2 🤑

ranking says we are better than Juventus villarreal milan napoli and lens

crazy

[chilly token]

26/27 ucl feels so hype now that man u and ac Milan are back in it

Can't wait for the draws

[light ledge]

Milan?

[chilly token]

Ac milan

[light ledge]

I mean how are they fav

they are average

[chilly token]

Not fav in my opinion

Just said that they are finally back in Europe

[light ledge]

united can be considered a contender tho

they are at the level of atletico I would say

[peak bridge]

Back in the game baby

[peak bridge]

So not a contender but a tough opposition to face

They're slightly above atletico simply due to their players

[peak bridge]

I wonder how good is betis are they comparable to the likes of sporting or juventus?

[light ledge]

no

More like lyon lille and lens

and psv maybe

idk about brugge they are might better

lens looks a bit better too

[peak bridge]

Be fr

Betis r better than psv respectfully

[light ledge]

Idk the level of psv right now

but if they are like the psv of first round of this season they are better

[peak bridge]

Ngl psv and brugge aint better than betis maybe same level

[light ledge]

Brugge at their home are better than betis at his home thats for sure

Thats why I say that

[peak bridge]

You would need 3 wins and a draw for play offs

[light ledge]

I hope we do

But I dont mind if we get grouped the money we get in ucl is more important in this moment

and qualifying to ucl again next season is more important

[peak bridge]

You guys have a good shot to get the ucl spot again since villarreal and bilbao will have new coaches

[iron marten]

6th place | Celta Vigo: 47 points
18th place | Alavés: 36 points

The downfall of La Liga

[peak bridge]

Also thats unrealistic

How come the likes of chelsea barcelona faced brugge and qarabag

Isn't it just random draws

[light ledge]

bad managers issue

high table hypertension teams are better than low table laliga teams btw

like the whole half the table

[forest ravine]

I had hope betis could reach the final

[simple burrow]

With vardrid having the same ref that allowed real Vardrid to have two goalkeepers (Tchouameni and courtois) in last seasons may EL Clasico do you think vardrid have a chance of victory with this Referee who very clearly favors the 3rd best team in spain?

[daring topaz]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2052558215385072118?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨💛 Villarreal wait for Iñigo Pérez to be their next head coach after qualifying for Champions League next season.

He’s the clear favorite and ready to take over, but out of respect for Rayo Vallecano Pérez wants to focus on Conference League final first.

X · May 8, 2026, 1:16 AM

[crisp parrot]

Barca 2:1 3:2 Real Madrid

if Barca can't win, im speechless

[vivid wagon]

Our entire front line is injured let's stop playing the madrid underdog gimmick 🤣

[sterile crest]

Only Yamal is injured

[mighty hamlet]

rapha isn't fit to start

and we're missing a striker even when both are fit

[craggy iris]

You get drawn with 2 teams from each pot

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/i/status/2053030467503280423

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "The fight between Valverde & Tchouaméni WAS MY FAULT."

X · May 9, 2026, 8:33 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2053032494677491792

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "How would I describe this dressing room? Is it up to Real Madrid standards? OF COURSE.

I'm VERY HAPPY with this dressing room and these players."

X · May 9, 2026, 8:41 AM

[untold relic]

Gang any madridsta/united supporter

[daring topaz]

This dude shouldn’t be a manager at any club https://fxtwitter.com/mundodeportivo/status/2053030950485819446?s=46&t=_AWFhpIAIwbUeGd6RdGh0A

Mundo Deportivo (@mundodeportivo)

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa justifica la pelea entre Tchouameni y Valverde:
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︀︀💥 "Yo he tenido un compañero que ha cogido un palo de golf y le ha pegado un palazo a otro"
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︀︀💬 "Lo que pasa en el vestuario del Real Madrid debería quedarse en el vestuario del Real Madrid"
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︀︀💬 "Fue un incidente que tiene más que ver con la poca fortuna que con lo que pasó realmente"

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FxTwitter · May 9, 2026, 8:34 AM

[mighty hamlet]

checked if it was a troll account 😭✌️

[untold relic]

😢

[sand ocean]

Enough of this cuckery

Get him out my club now

[sterile crest]

Bro is friends with the Mafia 😹 ✌️ ✅

[sand ocean]

Wait i sent the wrong pictue lol

This i meant to send

[untold relic]

Hr accepted atleast

He*

[peak bridge]

It's not true

Its obviously a engagement bait

They prob worded it poorly on purpose

[brittle nymph]

Hi

[chrome slate]

Not helping

"Pandemic" It's my fault
"Global Warming" my fault
"Oil Crisis" my fault

Arbeloa is indeed a traffic cone

[vivid wagon]

Raphinha playing last 10 mins only prolly

[sterile crest]

30 minutes

Slightly more than 30 minutes

[past mango]

New Daily Question: #daily-question message

[brisk arrow]

@mental field is from Albania and is a supporter of Real Madrid CF! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[signal sierra]

Starting XI for Espanyol against Sevilla. Must win game today for the Pericos!

[real hull]

Alaves hit the past in last min

[signal sierra]

And the Sevilla-Espanyol game is delayed due to the rain.

[real hull]

Its cus of var

Thats what commentator said

[grand rune]

ayo

[vital tangle]

HALA MADRID HALA MADRID

[dark bridge]

[bitter elbow]

Offside

[simple burrow]

Vardrid*

[vital tangle]

Negreira

Btw

And real madrid is their name

No need to be rude about it

[simple burrow]

Is negreira why you went trophyless 2 seasons in a row?

[vital tangle]

Ur just crying for attention

[craggy iris]

Espanyol will relegate

[simple burrow]

Is negreira why you couldnt even beat my club 😂

[vital tangle]

See

No need to be rude

Im a humble real madrid fan

U just want the laughs and attention

[simple burrow]

b-but negreira!!!

[vital tangle]

No need to be mean bro

Ur just crying for attention

[vital tangle]

Losers compare

Ur crying for attention atp

[simple burrow]

Team valverde or team tchouameni

?

[vital tangle]

Team valverde

Tchouemi did not need to punch him

[simple burrow]

@vital tangle so do you blame negreira for going trophyless 2 seasons in a row?

[vital tangle]

No

[simple burrow]

Or is it because your club is trash

[vital tangle]

I blame mbappe

We were fine without him

He brang selfishness and ego into this team

[simple burrow]

Mbappe is real madrids best player 😂

Your defense is shit, and the midfield is shit

[vital tangle]

U watch football in reels

[simple burrow]

I thank god barcelona are in La Liga to clap vardrids cheeks and save me from noise pollution

[vital tangle]

Mbappe litterally wanted to be left winger

Bro why are u mean

[simple burrow]

I hope Vardrid kicks out mbappe hes too good to be in that small club

He should join Girona

[vital tangle]

Ok now ur just crying for attention

[mighty hamlet]

he:

went against Xabi for playing him in his best position because he couldn't accept it
started tackling Tchouameni because he tackled him
rejected Tchouameni's apology to end the problem
continued to tackle Tchouameni purposely to hurt him.

[simple burrow]

We might relegate and vardrid couldnt beat us

😂☠️

☠️😂

😂☠️

[vital tangle]

15 ucl, 36 la ligas, more copa del reys and more super cups and u havent even won a trophy

[mighty hamlet]

100% deserved that punch

[simple burrow]

Do you support vardrid to flex trophies online that you have never won?

Do you even live in spain?

[mighty hamlet]

the fact he only memorised the ucl and la ligas numbers 😭

[simple burrow]

This is the thing about you vardrid fans you choose vardrid that farmed the UCL in 1900s to win online arguments

I support the club that plays where I live

[vital tangle]

Beat you 3 nil in supercopa cameback against to save our la liga hopes( we did lose after) oh and we won against you this season and we won against you 1-0 thanks to rudi and we won bc of tchouemis banger

[simple burrow]

Yeah I would expect a club who spends 500 million a season to beat us

And you were successful once

[vital tangle]

We had valverde on a red card and ur gk is leo roman

[vital tangle]

Ill admit bro is casillas

[mighty hamlet]

madrid fans can't talk about goalkeepers 😭

[simple burrow]

Leo roman is better than courtois

Btw

[vital tangle]

Ok now your just delusional

[simple burrow]

Tchouameni is too

[mighty hamlet]

without courtois their team would fight for mid table

[vital tangle]

Bernardo silva is a great gk too

[simple burrow]

Its hard to beat Vardrid when they run a 2 goalkeeper system

Tchouameni x Courtois is no duo to take lightly

[vital tangle]

Leo roman is not better than courtois ill tell u that

[simple burrow]

how?

[vital tangle]

Stats say other wise

[simple burrow]

you also have a team worth hundreds of millions more than my club

But girona have a better defense than vardrid

Thats the thing

So i could actually see how courtois is slightly better than leo roman

[mighty hamlet]

are u a girona or mallorca fan

[vital tangle]

So if leo roman is better than courtois. Why is leo roman fighting relegation with a -9 gd and madrid in 2nd with a 39 gd

[simple burrow]

Leonroman is joining Girona

and were winning the league

[simple burrow]

girona

MALLORCA r ass

[mighty hamlet]

ohhh thanks for taking statue away from us

[vital tangle]

Also u keep saying vardrid but ur a bandwagon

[simple burrow]

im a bandwagon supporting the club where i live

Nice

bandwagon of the mighty girona

You dont even live in spain and support vardrid to flex 15 UCLs

[vital tangle]

Only supported them cuz they finished third

So sorry we were the best teams in europe 15 times and u 0

[hardy idol]

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Yo gané con Joselu (@raulschalke7)

Arbeloa está a 2 ruedas de prensa de declararse culpable del asesinato a JFK, el COVID y el 11S.

X · May 9, 2026, 9:41 AM

[simple burrow]

Yeah i only support the club in the city I live in because they finished third 2 years ago

[mighty hamlet]

u supported them in 2018 or 2019?

[simple burrow]

Is being stupid a vardrid specialty?

[vital tangle]

Wydm

[simple burrow]

hes saying i only support girona for finishing third 2 years ago

and im a bandwagon

[mighty hamlet]

ohhh

[simple burrow]

Ur ragebait does not work on me son

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[vital tangle]

Son u saying vardrid doesnt work on me either

[mighty hamlet]

using this gimmick on a girona fan

[simple burrow]

@vital tangle did you know girona and real madrid have the same trophy count these past 2 seasons

[vital tangle]

Hala madrid draw win or lose madrid fan till i die

[simple burrow]

Hala Vardrid

Girona own Vardrid

[vital tangle]

Haha

[mighty hamlet]

swear the ones who say this would be proven to be the fakest out of all

[simple burrow]

0 trophies in 2 seasons while having a billion dollar team ☠️

[vital tangle]

Ur talking about ragebaiting but ur saying vardrid

U watch football from reels

[simple burrow]

Are u mad?

[vital tangle]

Not mad

[simple burrow]

Rayo are going to get a trophy before vardrid

[vital tangle]

Dissapointed that a certain human brang you into this world without a brainl

[simple burrow]

wow dude that was a tuff one

☠️😂☠️

😂☠️😂

[wary shuttle]

Tomorrow is El Classico

[vital tangle]

0/10 ragebait btw

[wary shuttle]

Are Madrisistas ready for a drubbinh

[simple burrow]

Vardridistas*

[mighty hamlet]

either a 5-1 win for us or a 2-1 loss

no in between

[vital tangle]

I 100 percent believe we are gonna get annihilated by barca but a win would atleast save our dignity

[simple burrow]

Barca arent scoring 5 without Lamine and Raphinha on the bench Ngl

[wary shuttle]

2-1?

With all the circus going on?