la-liga

[sand ocean]

Its a confidence issue

[tepid perch]

this RM side aren't winning anything.

[sand ocean]

So what are we missing then according to u

[tepid perch]

A proper number 9 for starters.

[sand ocean]

We have too many injuries

[tepid perch]

Don't cry lad

who's injured?

[sand ocean]

Why be obnoxious

Im jus5 telling u fax

[tepid perch]

Its nothing personal, but hearing infinite-money Real cry about injuries won't cut it.

especially not when they don't have an extensive injury list.

[sand ocean]

Alright

Thsts how football is tho

You take any star players from.any team and they will struggle

[tepid perch]

no. if you lost against Barca or something, okay. But you've been dunked on by Osasuna and Getage.

and by the way, Mbappe was playing against Osa

[sand ocean]

Jude militao etc werent

We were forced to.rely on asencio

[tepid perch]

Jude was playing against Celta. Same thing.

[sand ocean]

@ivory meteor got a long ass message coming up

Hurry up

[ivory meteor]

Y’all are going trophyless but we are gonna win the match against Atletico but qualifying to the next round is tough against a park the bus team

[tepid perch]

id be recalling Endrick from loan tbh

[sand ocean]

Well what do you want me to say were shit rn no doubt abut it

[sand ocean]

Oh you have no idea

[tepid perch]

I want you not to blame it on injuries, when RM has a large squad and the problem is obviously lack of balance and lack of cohesion.

[sand ocean]

The haramball will be so disgusting

So shameless

Im looking forward to it

[errant geyser]

Why do you care about our tommorrow match y'all lost to second division team and got kicked

[tepid perch]

didn't you lot get done like 5-2 vs them?

[ivory meteor]

So I’m expecting Barca to win the match against Atletico

[sand ocean]

Nah nah don't give me that 🤣

[tepid perch]

yeah me too. Doubt they can claw back 4 goles tho

[sand ocean]

You know its happening mate

[errant geyser]

Idc Its not happening but at least we winning league and won Spanish cup

[sand ocean]

Oh now its idc huh 😹

I pray to god barca go up 3-0

Get al the hope

[tepid perch]

why don't real just buy a striker?

[sand ocean]

And atleti crushes it in the last minute

[tepid perch]

mate, atleti winning is an L for you too

[sand ocean]

Nah its not that deep

[tepid perch]

your only redemption this season is neither of them win the CL

because unless there's a miracle, RM aren't getting near it.

[sand ocean]

Well it so happens youre talking about a club of miracles

[peak bridge]

Yeah we ar egetting that 16th ucl this season

Haters gon hate

[peak bridge]

Not thsid eep ngl

[balmy valley]

😂😂😂

[peak bridge]

Maybe if rhey won the ucl

[ivory meteor]

what team do you support or you neutral

genuinely curious

[peak bridge]

Aston villa

He's a neutral here

[ivory meteor]

ah ok

[tepid perch]

i just like la liga

[peak bridge]

We're much entertaining than pl aren't we

[dapper dagger]

Bad day for Pig and Real Madrid

[peak bridge]

Polar craving for attention from pig as always

No comment

[bitter raven]

Is Hujsen a professional footballer? Some of these passes are beyond awful.

[silent gale]

Another real madrid L

Good day today

[tepid perch]

in many ways yes

[vivid wagon]

I mean

Noone expects us to win the tie tommorow

So it really won't be the same gng 💀

[sand ocean]

Oh wow

So much so you decided to rock an atleti pfp

[vivid wagon]

Yeah

[neat raft]

so confident about tomorrow ah?

[dapper jay]

It would be a historical foolery if we bottle tomorrow so yes I feel confident

[neat raft]

Simeone knows this is his only possible trophy this season

[dapper jay]

We’re going to pretend that we are the ones losing 4-0

[neat raft]

yall better not to concede in the early minutes

I think we can pull a remontada but we need at least 2 goals in the early 30 minutes

up to simoene how he will start the game

[dapper jay]

I mean Simeone now usually starts his games direct attacking now

And I have a feeling that will apply for tomorrow too

[neat raft]

that's the way tbf, the best way to defend is attacking but we all know Simeone against Barça especially at the Campnou, with such intense and heated vibes, he might come up with something new

if Simeone is smart enough, 1 goal tomorrow to open the score and make it 5-0 will absorb the heated scenes and the game will be done before it begins

[gloomy tiger]

Rosenior tenure

[neat raft]

https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/2028451476436066474?s=20

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

❗| Diego Simeone is planning on deploying a 5-4-1 formation against Barcelona tomorrow. [@marca] #fcblive

X · Mar 2, 2026, 12:44 PM

9-0-1*

peak haram ball awaits

[dapper jay]

On a Atletico Universe type of page said that he’ll be using a 4-3-3?

Everyone is saying different of things xd

but we will all see tomorrow

[neat raft]

the source is marca tho

marca has 0 relation to barcelona

[dapper jay]

True that,

Different sources are saying different things so right now I don’t know who I should believe

[neat raft]

we'll see 🙏

[heavy sentinel]

He is the Messi of haramball

[grave glen]

Bruh

laugh at real madrid

[pulsar trail]

https://tenor.com/view/crystal-palace-crystal-palace-fc-eze-eberechi-eze-gif-6154095364078386682

[dire timber]

its just 433 on paper wait till they play you will see lookmann alvarez near the penalty box

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/i/status/2028592138477351161

Getafe C.F. (@GetafeCF)

𝐄𝐧 𝐞𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐞́𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐀́

🫡👓🔥

#GetafeRealMadrid

X · Mar 2, 2026, 10:03 PM

[forest ravine]

How have you not won the league ?

[pulsar trail]

https://x.com/RCCelta/status/2028545879221719139?s=20

Celta (@RCCelta)

✅✅✅✅... ⏳

▶ Play video

X · Mar 2, 2026, 7:00 PM

its so over

celta boutta win 5 games in a row

[grave glen]

😭

[wintry whale]

there are 96 players with more xA per 90 than arda in the UCL this season. here are some of them: rodrygo, lennart karl, xavi simons, nicolas jackson, gittens, jacob murphy, harvey barnes, frimpong, pedro neto, giuliano simeone, tonali, isak

[grave glen]

jackson?

😭

nvm he must not have played much in ucl

[true oyster]

Btw

[restive canopy]

4-4-2

[frigid garden]

Just checked match results of getafe-rm

I'm not a big fan of real but I genuinely hate that bordalas haramball work so well, 23% possession lmao

[grave glen]

possession is just a number

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1476273413097128088/pigeon.gif

[desert pawn]

Lmfao

[dapper dagger]

arda playing like a 3rd division cam prolly the best description ever

will make 1-2 good actions in a game and will still end up as a net negative every single week

[grave glen]

https://x.com/TribunaVCF/status/2028538348684689848

Tribuna Deportiva (@TribunaVCF)

👕⚽👀 LaLiga prepara una jornada 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎 en la que todos los clubes de primera y segunda jugarán con camisetas del S.XX

📺🎬 Ambientación completamente vintage: balones, marcadores, retransmisión

🦇 En el VCF coincidirá con su 106 aniversario

https://t.co/EbFqnTparH

X · Mar 2, 2026, 6:30 PM

[acoustic steeple]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/TheRaceTo10Million/comments/1rio23y/would_you_pick_up_a_free_68000_lying_on_the/?share_id=BCRioztWEs10tIQgroxEg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

[sleek tinsel]

they should let me do the betting instead

[mighty hamlet]

pedri played 31 minutes btw

[vivid wagon]

😭

[rough light]

The mistake that will make us go trophyless this season is sacking Xabi Alonso. Perez resign

[mighty hamlet]

the mistake was Xabi allowing player power when he allowed Vini to do what he did after the Barca game

[vivid wagon]

No the thing that ll make u go trophyless this season is u guys are buns 😂

[mighty hamlet]

if he benched Vini the next game all that wouldn't have happened

[mighty hamlet]

?

[vivid wagon]

Pedri 🐐

[mighty hamlet]

hell yeah

https://x.com/i/status/2028601647245492597

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 Alvaro Arbeloa: "To create chances, we often go too much for the "easy choice", which is giving the ball to Vini and expecting him to create danger.

We need to find other ways to create danger."

X · Mar 2, 2026, 10:41 PM

hmmm

[vivid wagon]

He gonna nominate vini jr for the nobel peace prize next

[hard igloo]

La Liga teams with the highest average effective playing time

[hard igloo]

Any questions about why Girona is the most attractive team?

[grave glen]

but they are owned by city group

[hard igloo]

Don Jose Bordalas

[hard igloo]

So?

[grave glen]

thats a bad thing

[hard igloo]

What does city group have to do with this if we're talking about the effect of playing time?

[hard igloo]

What's wrong with that? Because teams can do more transfers with each other?

There are currently only 2 players on loan from Man City

[grave glen]

city group has part in the genocide uae is doing in sudan

[hard igloo]

Shocking news. Girona is also located in Catalonia, an autonomous region of Spain. And there are players from Spain, who were early colonizers of South America, that's also bad!!

As if Girona itself supports genocide, that's nonsense

[sleek tinsel]

shocking news: ALL billionaires are shit

[hard igloo]

This can't be!

[grave glen]

bro girona has just 6 seasons in laliga

[hard igloo]

SO?

[grave glen]

small plastic club

without city group they were never this big

[hard igloo]

I don't understand why you're getting at this, if I was talking about the effectiveness of playing time, and you in turn, are saying that Girona has only been playing for 6 seasons

Oh nvm

Good ragebait, considering "Inter Kashi" in your nickname

[sleek tinsel]

the plastic argument is also dumb because you can basically call anyone a plastic if they weren’t born within a 100-yard radius of their stadium

[grave glen]

the football scene here is different you cant compare both by saying shit on inter kashi

[grave glen]

girona has 6 seasons in laliga and their growth suddenly came when oil money pump

[vivid wagon]

Why is bro shitting on inter kashi what d they do 😭

[grave glen]

and its not that girona has a good fanbase either

[hard igloo]

"Oil money," tell me a Girona transfer arrivals worth more than €25 million

[grave glen]

bro you are owned by city group, you can take their players

[sleek tinsel]

not really, they still achieve far more than they spend

remember 23/24 anyone

[hard igloo]

Or is it difficult for you to open Transfermarkt and see how many mlns Girona receives for transfer departures?

[grave glen]

ofc on paper you cant see the spend, as its all under city group

[hard igloo]

Okay. Tell me how many players Girona get from mc this season

This season btw

[grave glen]

4 laliga seasons and then suddenly ucl, thats not normal growth

you are city B team

useless

[grave glen]

vitor reis

echeveir

[hard igloo]

It's envy, nothing else. rules don't prohibit it. And what you think is just your opinion

[sleek tinsel]

nobody expected them to qualify for ucl

[hard igloo]

Go ahead, continue

[grave glen]

there are many legal things which are disliked

envy of what? a club that became relevant under corporate ownership?

[grave glen]

corporate acceleration works fast 🤷

[sleek tinsel]

serious question were u watching laliga back then

[hard igloo]

It's nothing more than a partnership. In modern football, it's become common. I see no complaints about Strasbourg, for ex., who are in the same situation with Chelsea. It's a partnership from which both teams benefit. This isn't the 1930s, when men played football in their underwear and money wasn't so important. Just accept it

[sleek tinsel]

also if bro wanted to be a plastic fan

he would support man city and not girona 😭

[grave glen]

no one likes strasbourg chelsea asw

lmao

[grave glen]

i said plastic club not fans

[grave glen]

nope

[sleek tinsel]

girona isn’t really a plastic club, they’re the main club in a decently large city

[hard igloo]

Sorry for changing the topic, but why does internet say inter kashi was founded in 2023?

[grave glen]

indian football scenes is different

football isnt the main sport

in bengal and kerela it is tho

[hard igloo]

You tell me that Girona has no history, while you support a team that is not even 3 years old

[grave glen]

we have the oldest derby in asia

older clubs than liverpool

[grave glen]

they are my locals

[hard igloo]

Congratulations, this means a lot to me

[grave glen]

when they were founded i was happy

[hard igloo]

How were they founded?

[grave glen]

mohan bagan was founded in 1899

[grave glen]

bro the situation here is not like in other parts of world, comparing is non sensical

[sleek tinsel]

well nobody is perfect 🤷‍♂️

[grave glen]

half people dont even watch football

[hard igloo]

There's nonsense in responding to a message about the highest average effective playing time by saying that Girona has no history and is an oil club.

[grave glen]

you said girona is the most "attractive team"

[hard igloo]

I meant an attractive game

[grave glen]

the message doesnt say that

[sleek tinsel]

@hard igloo why do u support girona tho

not that it’s a bad thing

[grave glen]

23-24 gloryhunter probably

😂

no one knew about them before that run

[sleek tinsel]

let him answer

[grave glen]

oh wow i got the orange role

[hard igloo]

I started supporting bcs of Tsygankov who joined Girona in 2022/23 season. Initially I watched him as a foreign player, but then I grew to like him, just like the rest of the team. I especially started liking him when Dovbyk joined Girona. The rest is history

[grave glen]

so you are ukrainian?

[hard igloo]

I especially remember the courageous game against Almeria (6-2). Excellent game

[sleek tinsel]

ah nice

[median gull]

https://x.com/i/status/2028819043088507010

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚠️ Rodrygo suffers from pain in his knee and tests are taking place to assess his conditions.

Real staff are worried while he could miss the next game vs Celta Vigo, as @AbrahamPRomero reports.

X · Mar 3, 2026, 1:05 PM

[past mango]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[cerulean sinew]

[grave glen]

celta gonna get 5 wins in a row twice this season

[stray flint]

and we've lost to them at the bernabeu

ggs we getting 3 losses in a row

[desert pawn]

Jose Bordelas, my manager

[foggy cape]

Rodrygo ACL will miss the wc

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/2028843729008611542?s=46&t=MhDpBGJvsSZM-q4B2NO6-g

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 BREAKING: Rodrygo has torn his ACL and will be out for the next 6/7 months, reports @Marca.

He’s now expected to MISS the World Cup with Brazil. ⚠️🇧🇷

X · Mar 3, 2026, 2:43 PM

NONONO

[foggy cape]

Hello stunna

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/black-magic-cat-magic-zea-rexz-cats-skin-walker-gif-11385234637379435971

[split lintel]

alaba injured again?

[foggy cape]

A Full rupture

Yeah ggs he ain’t playing in 2026 again

https://fixupx.com/fabrizioromano/status/2028853072055734514?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Rodrygo will be out until the end of 2026, up to maximum 10 months — Real Madrid confirm.
︀︀
︀︀Rodrygo has been diagnosed with a rupture of the anterior cruciate ligament and a rupture of the lateral meniscus of his right leg.

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FixupX · Mar 3, 2026, 3:20 PM

[vast skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-with-a-suspended-license-black-guy-busted-busted-gif-17497769840982658547

[cloud sparrow]

sounds accurate

[versed solstice]

medical staff so shi mbpoppies had to travel to france

[vivid wagon]

Is this real

😭

[peak bridge]

No lol

[true oyster]

😭

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/nautfcb/status/2028590172166852692?s=20

𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 (@nautfcb)

he subbed out the fans i’m crying 😭😭😭

X · Mar 2, 2026, 9:56 PM

[hot sparrow]

I hope so

Our defense is ass

I'd rather they sit back and let us attack

If we can slot one in, the others will eventually follow

[crisp mortar]

https://fxtwitter.com/idoxvi/status/2028844592385179862?s=20

🫵🏽 (@idoxvi)

This is where Rodrygo got injured
︀︀
︀︀Our medical staff let him play for *THIRTY* (30) minutes after this
︀︀
︀︀Unbelievable

Quoting Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)
︀
🚨💣 BREAKING: Rodrygo has suffered an ACL injury.
︀︀
︀︀He will MISS the World Cup. @marca

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FxTwitter · Mar 3, 2026, 2:46 PM

[real hull]

Blaming med staff😭

[neat raft]

nothing to blame the medical staff for lol
if he felt uncomfortable he should of walked off the pitch

[open nebula]

If barca comes back and win the game i will give everyone in this server free nitro if u screenshot it and show me u saw this chat

[crisp mortar]

They’re top athletes and he’s been mid this year

I don’t think any athlete would voluntarily leave the pitch especially if they feel like they can give more and should give more to the team

If he felt fine

But a physio who examined him should’ve identified a problem

We can’t be blaming them for trying to play on

[sand ocean]

RemonNada

[neat raft]

nah man, some players always be willing to help the team especially if the team is down in score or something so him playing with discomfort is totally on him, he would of avoided that

[sand ocean]

@ebon dirge

Posted it for u

[ebon dirge]

bro how do you send media here im lowkey confused

[sand ocean]

If u get active enough u get pic perms eventually

[peak bridge]

It hurt

[ebon dirge]

aight then guess i'll wait

[sand ocean]

We are all atleti today aren't we 😂

AUPA ATLETI

[peak bridge]

😭✌️

[ebon dirge]

i just want chaos

[foggy cape]

Already jumping ship

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[peak bridge]

Thats how it works

Lmao

You support a team that plays against your rival

[sand ocean]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

[foggy cape]

Blud saw Madrid going trophyless and jumped on the athletico bandwagon

[ebon dirge]

i want simmone to go bald mid game

[foggy cape]

[vast skiff]

This doesn't even make sense

[foggy cape]

He already is bald

[vast skiff]

😭?

[peak bridge]

Man city kid is trying to include himself into the la liga chat but sadly no one cares

[vast skiff]

We saw ur chat yesterday nick

[ebon dirge]

bro got that Turkish transplant

[vast skiff]

Were u on getafe bandwagon asw

[peak bridge]

He was our lil bordalas lover

[foggy cape]

@silk thunder @dapper dagger peek at this joke ahead of kick off

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[vast skiff]

Calling for backup i see

😭

[peak bridge]

No one cares stop pinging some randoms

[foggy cape]

He should ask Ter stegen for references

[sand ocean]

Why is ur name daddy trains

[foggy cape]

He got his in Spain

[sand ocean]

I dont get it

U barca fans got weird names on discord bro

"Owner of barca"

[peak bridge]

Nah fr

[sand ocean]

"Ceo of barca"

[peak bridge]

Cornballs

[sand ocean]

"Daddy trains"

[ebon dirge]

lamine got no aura after that Portugal final tbh

[peak bridge]

Yes ronaldo and mendes humiliated him

[nimble temple]

90 minutes at the camp nou is a long time

[peak bridge]

He's larping as us madrid fans

You aint us

[sand ocean]

For barca fans maybe cos there wont be no remontada

[ebon dirge]

"remontada innt"

[nimble temple]

I am not a madrid fan

[sand ocean]

This hatewatch is gonna be amazing

[nimble temple]

Like yesterday

1-0

What a game

[neat raft]

at least we don't post as cringe stuff like yall 😝

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-desert-speed-idiot-mario-bros-wii-gif-4579521032062283911

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-12405487584384624752

[vivid wagon]

[ebon dirge]

eminem got humliated

[nimble temple]

Just for it to be 2-1

[vivid wagon]

Madridistas talking about being cornballs

[sand ocean]

Youre literally the king of cringe i remember our convos in the barca server😭

[neat raft]

to arsenal *

[foggy cape]

Line ups out yet ?

[peak bridge]

Owner of fc barcelona"

3 seconds in and im out

[nimble temple]

Yep

[vivid wagon]

Prolly not

[nimble temple]

15 ucls
1-5

[foggy cape]

I can’t text in #barcelona until then

😐

[vivid wagon]

I'm too busy doing linear algebra 😔

[vivid wagon]

Okay 😭✌️

[neat raft]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hanna-ball-kitten-soft-fluffy-kitty-cat-paws

[neat raft]

when is your bday stunna

[vivid wagon]

Mans pressed over discord nicknames

[nimble temple]

"15 ucl"

[ebon dirge]

this is going to 1-1 atleti red card 🟥

[peak bridge]

It's just cringe

[sand ocean]

@snow flint

[vivid wagon]

I thought u were out

Why u still here

[nimble temple]

And how many clasico wins in 2026?

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-18371963

One time I asked bae whose better iniesta or zidane

[nimble temple]

Hm?

[sand ocean]

He said fucking iniesta 🤣🤣🤣

[ebon dirge]

zidane 2018

[nimble temple]

Yeah i know

0

last 5 el classicos barcelona4-1rma

[sand ocean]

When was ur last ucl

[ebon dirge]

manger zidane

[sand ocean]

In another decade 😭😭

[nimble temple]

Atleast i replied

Unlike u

We made it to semis last year

[sand ocean]

We won 5 after that

5!!!

😭😭😭

[nimble temple]

And u guys did a nice remontada

[sand ocean]

We won as much ucl in the last 10 as you have total ucl in like 127 years😭😭😭

[nimble temple]

And you guys didnt wiin a ucl for like 32 years then

[sand ocean]

Lets not take the piss its clear which club is bigger

More ucl more la liga

[nimble temple]

Still waitinf

Waiting

For ur response

[sand ocean]

Waiting for what

I ask the questions

Not u

[nimble temple]

Anwser my questions

15 champions league

ohh yes

[ebon dirge]

dean huijsen or raul asencio

[bitter raven]

Iniesta

it's obvious

[safe thistle]

Xavi better than both icl

[ebon dirge]

zidane is more iconic tho

[safe thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/xavi-stare-xavi-gif-7715870242998974359

[sand ocean]

@peak bridge look another weird name wtf man

Ducks

Another one called fish

We got daddy trains

We got chickszn

[peak bridge]

Lmao

[sand ocean]

Wtf are these names dawg

[safe thistle]

stunna copying my slander

[bitter raven]

not shoe polish and stone cold stunna talking

[lucid ruin]

Trains are fast

[safe thistle]

own

[safe thistle]

@dry wave

[sand ocean]

I didnt see but good to know you agree 😂

[sand ocean]

Stone cold stunna eh

Not bad not bad

[ebon dirge]

HELL YEAH

[nimble temple]

I'm still waiting for ur response about how much el classico wins 2026

[sand ocean]

You won the clasico

Congrats bro

Who won more clasicos tho?

Who won more trophies?

Which club between the two is widely recognised as the bigger club?

Now YOU answer the question 😂

[nimble temple]

You should talk about the present,and not history

I understand u have 15 ucls

[sand ocean]

Lmaooo

There we go

When u dont have a response

[nimble temple]

I responded?

[sand ocean]

"Oh but its not about history its about present"

[sand ocean]

You said earlier last 5 clasicos 4-1

Thats history

But when I ask about ur ucls

[nimble temple]

Barcelona

[sand ocean]

All of a sudden its not imoortant

[sand ocean]

😹 😹 😹

[nimble temple]

Very nice,you guys have 15 ucls

[sand ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[nimble temple]

I can't remember the last time u won a game this month

[sand ocean]

Were 3 days in but good one

[nimble temple]

Or the last time u made it to the top 8 in ucl

2 years

[sand ocean]

When's the last time u won a ucl?

[nimble temple]

We won a ucl in 2015

What about it?

[sand ocean]

People had kids and them kids grew up

Still no ucl

[nimble temple]

And soon 2026

⏳️

Where is barcelona on the laliga table now?

And Where is madrid on the laliga table

Hm?

[ebon dirge]

shark mentality

[nimble temple]

We will have to watch the fish hit the crossbar 3 times today

[silk thunder]

Good afternoon

[ebon dirge]

mid night where i live

[silk thunder]

Same

[nimble temple]

Also

[nimble temple]

You talk about 15 ucls,But i haven't seen a team like madrid win the table

[foggy cape]

Good evening trains

[nimble temple]

U have nice 15 ucls

And we have a nice 6-2 win at the bernabeu

[ebon dirge]

camp nou will erupt if raphina scores a banger in the first 10mins

[silk thunder]

Hey

[sand ocean]

Thank you, you'll probably never reach the age to see your club reach 15

Maybe ur grandchildren will tho

[nimble temple]

I will see

[sand ocean]

Now let's stop talking shit shall we

Save it for later tonight

[nimble temple]

Don't worry,worry about how ur club needs pens to win

Wake me up when u win 2 trebles

[sand ocean]

Tell your grandkids to wake my grandkids up when barca wins their 15th

By then we prolly have 45 ucl or some shit

[light void]

what is this cringe off bruh

[nimble temple]

Tell your grandkids to explain why you still talk about the same trophies from 2018 bro🤣

[foggy cape]

Hello ramin

[light void]

hi

[nimble temple]

I'm waiting

Let me wait for him to say 15 ucls again

[sand ocean]

Bro is straight up talking to himself 😭😭

[nimble temple]

Yeah its been 16 minutes wiithout ur reply

[sand ocean]

17 minutes now

Keep the count pls

[nimble temple]

Alright

18 minutes

[mint plaza]

Mid off between two mid clubs 😭 🙏

[nimble temple]

19 minutes

Now 20 mins

21 minutes btw and no reply

[mighty hamlet]

sorry but get a life

[sand ocean]

Test

[nimble temple]

i have 1 already

22 minutes

[sand ocean]

I can do 3ish

[nimble temple]

23 minutes its been

[sand ocean]

@silk thunder

Cmon man

[mighty hamlet]

thats 2

[nimble temple]

24 minutes

[sand ocean]

Ye 2 but bc of double tap i can quickly add a 3rd

[nimble temple]

yeah record me nice

[silk thunder]

Heh

[sand ocean]

Record you?

[nimble temple]

i'm counting how long its been since u didnt reply to me

[mighty hamlet]

i alr showed u

[sand ocean]

WAIT I GOT AN.IDEA

[mighty hamlet]

oh

nvm

[sand ocean]

I need to get a hold of patt abrew

[nimble temple]

25 minutes. 1/4 of a hour

26 minutes im bored

I'm gonna stop

[sand ocean]

Hahaha

This guy is quite the mathematian

Apparently 25 mins is 1/4 of an hour

[nimble temple]

Ohh mb

I red it wrong

I hought i said 15 minutes

[sand ocean]

Dont ever become an accountant bro

[nimble temple]

?????

Good debate tho

🤝

[sand ocean]

Thanks

Dont do any job that contains finances tho

[nimble temple]

Yeah thanks to u too

[open nebula]

If barca comes back and win the game i will give everyone in this server free nitro if u screenshot it and show me u saw this chat

[peak bridge]

No

Lol

U dont even have a nitro rn

[open nebula]

I was saving for this moment

[peak bridge]

Sure bro

[open nebula]

U have to screenshot to prove or respond to this message

[cinder galleon]

there’s no servers that stream the games

[peak bridge]

Duh

[cinder galleon]

there’s gotta be some!

i’m just not looking hard enough

[cloud sparrow]

galarreta is healthy..?

[grave glen]

hi

[covert solar]

BARCA ATLETICO?

delayed?

cant find it

[grave glen]

nope

[thorny cypress]

anyone kno wwhere i can watch this matc in nz?

[covert solar]

took forever to find it..

[open nebula]

Goooooollll

Fermin

Nvm

[open nebula]

I will update u

[thorny cypress]

ok

[open nebula]

I can stream it

[thorny cypress]

wait rlly?

[open nebula]

Dm me

It might be blurry but visible

[lucid hollow]

Bercelona match

[thorny cypress]

simeonie bouta play 1-10-0-0😭

[tepid perch]

11 keepers

[unreal osprey]

Griezmann still got it🙏

Nvm

Passed to Kounde

[thorny cypress]

KOUNDE DOWN

HE OFF

[west iris]

Visca Barca💙❤

Need a comeback Today..

[vast skiff]

🫩🫩🫩

[west iris]

Ferran torres shouldn't even be playing over Rashford
Ferran cant even score every game

[drowsy idol]

You seriously think barca can score 5 and win?

[ivory meteor]

They definitely win

[drowsy idol]

It just feels exaggerated

[hard igloo]

Atletico dominates Barcelona for 26 minutes

[ivory meteor]

You mean qualify to next round

[foggy cape]

Can’t run
Can’t shoot
Can’t play
Can’t get a proper first touch

Ferran Torres ladies and gentlemen

🔥

[drowsy idol]

To score 5 and win is exaggerated confidence

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-welcome-back-fc-barcelona-marc-bernal-gif-12727489135632228552

[vast skiff]

Bernal

[foggy cape]

1-4

[hoary marlin]

Barcelona gooaall

[ivory meteor]

Now it looks possible

[west iris]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-welcome-back-fc-barcelona-marc-bernal-gif-12727489135632228552

[silk thunder]

Yamal is him son

[ivory meteor]

Barca first priority is getting a world class striker

[bright bridge]

ConoArbeloa should stay in Madrid lol

[bright bridge]

after Arbeloa who would Madrid get?

[iron marten]

Pen Barca

[thorny cypress]

lookman missed a sitter

[thorny cypress]

?

[iron marten]

It'd be important to make it 2-0 before HT

Penalty

[foggy cape]

If we manage to convert it

These bums can’t score

😭😭😭

[iron marten]

Raphina goal penalty

[umbral latch]

there’s contact there ?

[iron marten]

Barca 2-0 Atletico

[bold sierra]

nice

[foggy cape]

Join up #barcelona

[iron marten]

Damn the chat's hella active huh

[foggy cape]

Yeah

[hot sparrow]

WE'RE SO BACK

[iron marten]

Well it's HT anyway so

Very important goal for Barca

[true epoch]

Oh shit barca might comeback

[umbral latch]

that’s the same pen barca fans cry about when we get them LMAO

atleti needs to play and not sit back

[grave glen]

bruh

why are they 2-0

[ivory meteor]

Because Barca are like that

[peak bridge]

Barca aint coming back

[grave glen]

fr pls

[ocean radish]

We won’t if no one believes

[grave glen]

we need a new copa winner

[peak bridge]

I mean it

[iron marten]

If Atletico score 1 goal it's probably over yeah

But they didn't really do anything in this half that's the thing

[signal sierra]

Please don't choke Atletico!

[grave glen]

fuck atletico bum team

[iron marten]

All they do is sit back

[umbral latch]

Barcas biggest weakness is their defense and yet cholo decided to let these guys sit back 🤣

[iron marten]

Instead of playing normally like always

Why sit back

You can score more goals and end the game

[grave glen]

let atletico win the ucl so that cholo leaves

[grave glen]

his brain is fried

[dapper jay]

Descanso

[little summit]

and if they over commit and waste we get a free goal too it could always go both ways

its not that simple

[ivory meteor]

Lockin

[umbral latch]

Si se puede!

[true oyster]

[umbral latch]

never let ESPN broadcast these games again

someone keeps unplugging the cable

[true oyster]

The fuck did hansi tell em

[dawn chasm]

Your idol is still class

I gotta say

[iron marten]

Simeone doesn't understand that his tactics of sitting back in the 2nd leg of a game doesn't work anymore, how often did we see them bottling it?

I remember the game against Juventus, they lost 3-0 and had a 2-0 lead

[true oyster]

Please barca i dont want to be trolled

[iron marten]

It's the same thing over and over again

[true oyster]

😭

[grave glen]

dortmund

[copper stump]

things are looking grim for Atleti

[iron marten]

Yeah there are so many games where Atletico bottled a game because of sitting back

Simeone doesn't learn

[copper stump]

Barca is so fun to watch idgaf whether we go thru to the final or not anymore

[sand ocean]

Soy tranquillo

[craggy quest]

€34 million per year btw

[iron marten]

Hansi Flick is probably giving a motivational and angry speech rn

Atletico is cooked

[raven raven]

is de jong even a miss seems like barca are playing better with bernal and pedri

[peak bridge]

He isnt important

As much as people think

[raven raven]

yeah ive been thinking this, bernal is the future

now hes getting starts barca are playing much better

[agile pagoda]

yo guys loved the bluetooth Pedri got, how to have the same one he has?

what the VAR saw on the pen ._.

[true oyster]

Spain reffs in general is shit

[agile pagoda]

nah they are just payed

smth smth

[true oyster]

[agile pagoda]

[raven raven]

thats football these days refs cheat

[spice adder]

6-1?

[true oyster]

Yo bro i want barca to win dont want my dad and teacher to troll me

[peak bridge]

Barca aint winning

[true oyster]

Its 2-4

[spice adder]

Ay you never know

[true oyster]

You can't hate barca this bad man

[peak bridge]

Lmao what

Its obvious they wont win

[true oyster]

Oh wait you are a rma fan

[peak bridge]

1 goal from atletico and barca players will be broken mentally

[peak bridge]

Even a non rma fan knows barca wont win

[true oyster]

Ramadan yamal trust

[iron marten]

If Atletico are actually trying to attack that is

They have to

If they sit back for 90 mins it's over

[true oyster]

Plus even if we are knocked out this doesn't rly matter league and champions league is more important

[peak bridge]

You aint winning champions league

[true oyster]

Atleast rma wont win it too

[peak bridge]

League sure

[swift sparrow]

anyone watching copa del rey barca vs atleti ?

[true oyster]

Is grass green

[raven raven]

yeah should be 4-0 barca

[iron marten]

2nd half

[true oyster]

Does water have micro plastics in it

Its obvious

[gloomy tiger]

What water u drinking big boss

[true oyster]

Okay it depends what type of water

[gloomy tiger]

I think you meant to say minerals

lol

[true oyster]

No water actually does have plastic in its very very small tho

Geography work

[gloomy tiger]

Any purified water drinkers in chat

[gloomy tiger]

That’s acc crazy our governments trying to kill us with our own natural resources

[raven raven]

barca are gonna score 7 at this rate

[iron marten]

Wow it should've been 3-0 right there

[gloomy tiger]

Wooow

[raven raven]

they are slaughtering atletico

[iron marten]

But it would've been offside

[dense jay]

We need 2 more asap

[raven raven]

i think 3 is needed, atletico will score 1 atleast

[dense jay]

But very soon. Hope it's fasterrrr

This is getting more difficult by the minute

[summer steeple]

did barca win?

[ivory meteor]

Check the score

[gloomy tiger]

2-4

[summer steeple]

wtf are madrid doing

how u even letting them score

just play defense for 90 minutes

[ivory meteor]

This is how we beat yall btw

[summer steeple]

who is y'all?

[ivory meteor]

Madrid

[summer steeple]

real?

[ivory meteor]

yes

[summer steeple]

wat ur team ?

[gloomy tiger]

Yamal looks like a porcupine

[summer steeple]

barca is some how gonna win this

wat is this chart

[gloomy tiger]

They’re playing defense like u said

[summer steeple]

ref must be getting paid alot of money

was the pen a real foul @gloomy tiger

[ivory meteor]

Somehow? They’re dominating

[gloomy tiger]

Idk I just tuned in

[summer steeple]

was the pen a foul or did the ref bless barca

[gloomy tiger]

Saw Barca almost make it 3 about 4x now

Rashford and Olmo coming on

[agile pagoda]

Musso wtf are you doing

are you stupid

mh ok maybe not

sorry then

[gloomy tiger]

I don’t think Barca gon win

[agile pagoda]

dont jinx

[gloomy tiger]

Balde hurt

[agile pagoda]

pls

[viral current]

istg if barca pull a comeback

[iron marten]

Goal

3-0

[viral current]

no fucking way

[gloomy tiger]

God dang

[viral current]

oh my

[whole shell]

fuck

another goal

[raven raven]

offside maybe

[viral current]

they might aswell comeback

[gloomy tiger]

It’s close we’ll see

[near skiff]

Atletico what are you doing lol

[umbral latch]

simeone shit show once again 🤣🤣

[raven raven]

confirmed onside

[agile pagoda]

Atletico why you had to prove ur the second squad of Madrid NOW

[near skiff]

Marc Bernal of all people

[signal sierra]

Simone, you had one freaking job!?

[umbral latch]

offside ?

[ivory meteor]

Onside

[umbral latch]

whereside

[raven raven]

its onside confirmed

[agile pagoda]

Do it in the final???

[foggy cape]

3-4 on aggregate

I’m about to cry bro

😭😭😭😭

[agile pagoda]

fuckin Bernal

[dusky gyro]

Atletico bout to bottle it

[agile pagoda]

who TF is Bernal

[dusky gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-reaction-drake-drake-laughing-laughing-gif-21436763

[umbral latch]

i hate cholo football

[sand ocean]

This fucking shit ref

[umbral latch]

fucking clown

[sand ocean]

Ifs offside

Wtf

[agile pagoda]

simeoneball is fuckin shit yes

[sand ocean]

This shit ref is gonna cry on TV again

[ionic night]

they really bout to bottle a 4-0 aggregate lead

[umbral latch]

yea i wanna see the lines

[ionic night]

thats crazy

[sand ocean]

Because hes ASS

[true oyster]

[dusky gyro]

Lmao I’m sorry if he bottles this shit

He gotta go

[viral current]

here comes the real madrid fans

[dusky gyro]

Lmaooo

[agile pagoda]

Atletico second squad of Madrid confirmed

[clear sigil]

IS THE DREAM ALIVE 🗣️

[sand ocean]

Its clearly offside

[agile pagoda]

sadly

NO RASHFORD FUCK OFF

[clear sigil]

Lol

[pearl verge]

That goal should have been given offside

[sand ocean]

https://x.com/BCNOgi/status/2028948402390638713

OGi 🐐 (@BCNOgi)

NO OFFSIDE???????
NEGREIRAAAAAAA GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

X · Mar 3, 2026, 9:39 PM

I hope rma make a piece about this ref again

[gloomy tiger]

Close

[sand ocean]

He should find another profession

[gloomy tiger]

But onside

[viral current]

different rules though

[dusky gyro]

Idk how the offside shit works anymore

[viral current]

true

[pearl verge]

Huh did they change the offside rude or what

[dusky gyro]

Yea I swear i saw them gave ts as an offside in the prem a few days ago

[agile pagoda]

didnt the rule state that if a part of ur body is offside, is offside?

[dusky gyro]

Or was it in the la liga

[agile pagoda]

mmm????

[sand ocean]

This ref is a bitch fr man

[modern grail]

in the prem thats an offside ive seen that so many times this season

[merry frigate]

Hands don't count as off side

[dusky gyro]

Makes no sense to me

[modern grail]

are the rules different in spain??

[agile pagoda]

so lets recap, a goal from a non existent penalty, a goal on apparent offside, we now only need an autogoal and a red for atleti

[viral current]

footballs confusing nowadays, and that ruins the sport in general

[agile pagoda]

in Italy it would be offside

[pearl verge]

Lukakus dih counted as offside

[gloomy tiger]

I’m ngl if they blow a 4-0 lead they gotta just pack it up

[merry frigate]

When Chelsea score their 3 goal against Barcelona it wasn't counted

[ebon falcon]

Haramball is not working

[merry frigate]

U can use it to score

[open vector]

ngl, offside should be determined with head and feet. everything else is just nonsense

[hardy idol]

How was he on???

That was so offside

[dusky gyro]

Yea

[hardy idol]

Wtf man

Fucking la liga

Jesus

[dusky gyro]

Apparently rules in Spain are different

In the prem that’s an offside

[hardy idol]

Fucking idiots the refs are somehow worse then the prem

[gloomy tiger]

Kobe Bryant is that you

[hardy idol]

This

[agile pagoda]

yeah guess why its always Barca

[merry frigate]

Could it be today grandma 🤷

[sand ocean]

Barca could've had atleast 1 red

Possibly two

[dusky gyro]

No way Simeone lets this slip tho

[next robin]

im guessing bernal's shoulder was onside since it counted?

[dusky gyro]

Should’ve gone out and played like he did in the first leg

[agile pagoda]

it was offside

the shoulder

[next robin]

then why was the goal counted

[dusky gyro]

But no he shuts up shop and is about to bottle it

[agile pagoda]

YEAH I WANNA KNOW TOO

[dusky gyro]

Refereeing mistake I assume

[hot niche]

I dare Athelti to bottle this omds, Absolute bums 😭😭😭

[viral current]

same

[dusky gyro]

Uhh we need to see what happens after the match

[next robin]

var messing up offsides? 😭

[agile pagoda]

Laporta called VAR

[viral current]

penalty?

[agile pagoda]

"Yo bro is goal"

[viral current]

no

nvm

[next robin]

yamal diving

nothing new

[agile pagoda]

yeah like Pedri

[open vector]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VxcOZ31De2bloEKVGm

[agile pagoda]

in first half

[next robin]

ehh i dont know that one did seem pretty convincing

[gloomy tiger]

That was weak contact cmon lamine

[ornate scarab]

Belief

[agile pagoda]

nah man it was diving, sterling levels

[gloomy tiger]

We don’t talk about him no mo

[agile pagoda]

xd

ATLETICO

nonono....

8 minutes...

[viral current]

atletico tryna park bus [failed] [shocking]

[worthy slate]

Calm down Barca fans across the continent they will not make a comeback

[thorny cypress]

can barca do it?

[gilded wasp]

Yamal doing his best dive impression

[worthy slate]

No

[gloomy tiger]

Do u think it ever annoys managers that players dive and then just lay on the ground when they’re trying to attack

[agile pagoda]

chat I smell 4-4

I saw this one

its a classic

[viral current]

i smell 8-2-0

atletico tactics

[forest void]

how can i watch the match

[cerulean cypress]

How much extra time do we think

[agile pagoda]

5 min

[cerulean cypress]

try Google

[viral current]

premier sports

[gloomy tiger]

ESPN +

[agile pagoda]

DAZN

[cerulean cypress]

Listen for free on fotmob

[agile pagoda]

ah pardon

[viral current]

nothing

[cerulean cypress]

We can’t share that here 😬

[viral current]

unless you want to get arrested

[agile pagoda]

ye xd

Atletico since ur 3-0

yknow

maybe try to defend

[viral current]

barca cant fuck up a comeback

can they?

[agile pagoda]

thats the thing

they usually dont

[gloomy tiger]

I kind of do want more football so go 4-4

[viral current]

yeah please

[gloomy tiger]

Idc who wins after

[viral current]

i want to see a miracle

[agile pagoda]

no pls

🫠

Musso pls

save us

from Barca fans

[viral current]

i usually dont see a miracle

oh my gosh

[dusky gyro]

Yeah this would feed generations

Genuinely one of the crazier comebacks in recent memory

Let’s see if they can do it tho

[gloomy tiger]

Cmon rashford

[viral current]

craziest comeback of the Q3 of 2020s

dived

fr

[agile pagoda]

Simeone resist

[viral current]

6 mins of added time

[gloomy tiger]

Nah that’s no pen

[ionic night]

losing this match would be so fucked for both sides

[gloomy tiger]

+6

[ionic night]

like imagine you cant complete the comeback by one goal

[tribal salmon]

folk 😭

[viral current]

ikr

[ionic night]

or you bottle a 4-0 lead

[tribal salmon]

yeah

[open vector]

argentine bottler as well almost ☠️

[ionic night]

its fucked 😭😭😭

[viral current]

so many corners

[tribal salmon]

those 2 misses from Atletico last game would come back to bite them for sure

[near skiff]

Clyve Tyldysley: 6 long minutes for Atletico, 6 short minutes for Barcelona

[gloomy tiger]

Here we go

[ionic night]

imagine atletico manages to survive this just to bottle the final 😭

[agile pagoda]

WDYM NO FOUL

WHAT

[viral current]

yamals hair pretty messy

[near skiff]

Pulling a Juventus vs Galatasaray

[open vector]

bluetooth tackle 😭

[gilded wasp]

not a foul

[gloomy tiger]

Frustration tackle

[forest void]

how much the bounce time

[open vector]

https://tenor.com/view/che-cheromani-boy-slow-down-che-boy-slow-down-underground-gif-15230475064059008961

[viral current]

6

[agile pagoda]

ah ok, cant see from that perspective

[cerulean cypress]

[agile pagoda]

4 minutes...

[ocean radish]

2 minutes..

[stoic marlin]

6

[gloomy tiger]

Bad passing bruh

[west iris]

Bruh just score Barca 1 goal😭

[ocean radish]

We can do it

Lamest yellow

[gloomy tiger]

Yeah they’re all gassed it’s looking gg

[viral current]

holy shit

ts making me worry

even if i dont like barca or madrid

[forest void]

😫😫😫

[agile pagoda]

sorloth go play Liga B

[gloomy tiger]

Dumb shot by lamine

[agile pagoda]

omg I saw goal in that one

[signal sierra]

Please blow the whistle!

[forest void]

bro gome on we need just goal

[thorny cypress]

how much extra tme?

[viral current]

last minute

[gloomy tiger]

Holy lamine

[viral current]

this is the last attack

thats it

barcas fucked

ggs

[signal sierra]

Thank goodness!!!

[gloomy tiger]

Yeah they gassed

[viral current]

holy

[clear sigil]

Ggs

3:0

FT

[gloomy tiger]

Almost choked it lol

[viral current]

i mean finally a copa del rey without barca or real

[peak bridge]

Barca almost robbed atletico

[mystic obsidian]

What the fuck atleti

Holy shit

[hardy idol]

VAMOSSSS

[agile pagoda]

Simeone ball

[sand ocean]

Ahahahahahaha

[ivory meteor]

“Almost” 😂

[sand ocean]

@ivory meteor come out boy

[ocean radish]

Friggin he’ll

[hardy idol]

OFFSIDE GOAL AND STILL NOT TROUGH

[sand ocean]

All that talk

[agile pagoda]

bruh nearly bottled 4-0

[peak bridge]

@ivory meteor haha

[ivory meteor]

40 yo btw

[agile pagoda]

just to flex his park the bus

[ocean radish]

U can’t be serious ur bich ass Madrid lost 3-1

[wanton crow]

Well played barca

[fervent marsh]

Honestly

[peak bridge]

Nah fr tf was that did they think the new concept of offside was here

[fervent marsh]

Not bad

[agile pagoda]

yo man good luck for the final

[west iris]

At least we got goals today should of had 4😭

[fervent marsh]

We did great

[summer steeple]

please dont copy us every again

[agile pagoda]

ah wait

[wanton crow]

Let us have Yamal please

[sleek lark]

I wanted pens ngl

[fervent marsh]

We just didn't break through

[sleek lark]

Oh well

[red knot]

you lost the game bro

at least we fought

[sand ocean]

Byebye 👋😭