la-liga

[foggy lagoon]

😭😭

HE DIDNT EVEN PLAY GOOD???

Like RAPHI 8 MIL ????

He scored ?

Played good

[mighty hamlet]

i give up

this is too complicated

[foggy lagoon]

Just do my team

And thank me layer

[mighty hamlet]

okay thanks

[foggy lagoon]

Yw twin

#pedriszngoated

[whole sleet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1u1DzYPRH_E?si=1TJ_Gzj7Ydq164f2

Bro i only see those things

"history repeats itself"

[foggy lagoon]

Holy delulus

[whole sleet]

Trust bro its history

[mighty hamlet]

changed it up a bit

[foggy lagoon]

Niceee

Pedri good one ( no shit sherlock)

He got me 9 points last gw

[mighty hamlet]

no pedriszn team without pedri

[real hull]

adding casado as if he gettin mins

[mighty hamlet]

anything for pedri

[real hull]

u can add other randoms instead

[mighty hamlet]

yeah but all 4m midfielders don't play

Casado might come off the bench

[foggy lagoon]

Pedri my beloved

[mighty hamlet]

pedri goat

[cloud sparrow]

this is why I don't play la liga fantasy

[mighty hamlet]

its so confusing

😭😭😭

[edgy river]

https://x.com/TouchlineX/status/1958076788891894094?t=inan0IvvBKE3QajSOKv9Dg&s=19

The Touchline | 𝐓 (@TouchlineX)

Vinicius Jr. has only scored 1 goal in his last 13 official matches for Real Madrid. ❌

X · Aug 20, 2025, 8:01 AM

[edgy river]

"I will do it 10x"

😹

[foggy lagoon]

Shit player

Idk why everyone is surprised

[copper ivy]

Sell him and buy isak asap🙏

[foggy lagoon]

Even selling isn't worth it

Bro gonna sell for 12 euros max

[copper ivy]

Nah he has an insane history

[foggy lagoon]

And 10 if he shows his rainbow flicks

[copper ivy]

23-24 21-22 vini was insane

No one stops him except walker

[foggy lagoon]

Cuz he was normal

No diving

No cry baby shit

[copper ivy]

For real

[dense talon]

Most people with a monthly salary will be able to buy him, where would he fit 🤔

[foggy lagoon]

Nowhere

He will be stuck at madrid

Since nobody wants someone with that ego

[copper ivy]

I wonder who will take the ucl

Im scared cuz city is so back

N uefa will prob put madrid with it

[fickle cairn]

vardrid

[fickle cairn]

brazillian star

[copper ivy]

Yo dont forget mallorca few days ago

N celta vigo and rayo valcano and real betis mast year🙏

They all got robbed n none talking abt it

Wait benfica also

Yo thats like a whole season

[mighty hamlet]

no they're not

their defence stinks

[copper ivy]

Nah did u see theur game

Haland n reinjnders are so good

[mighty hamlet]

mate its wolves

[copper ivy]

Wolves is like bilbao strengh

[ornate glade]

Don't underestimate them

[copper ivy]

Its premier league gng

[ornate glade]

It's Guardiola bro

[copper ivy]

Not laliga

[ornate glade]

He always finds a way

[copper ivy]

Psg got worse to me somehow

Idk why

Since chelsea beated the shit out of em

[ornate glade]

They'll always have the advantage of resting key players

It's so annoying

[brisk arrow]

@shy belfry is from Armenia and is a supporter of FC Barcelona! Welcome to the Spain league channel!

[copper ivy]

Frr

[shy belfry]

bro I said america

[copper ivy]

Varcelona out of all of theses teams 💔🥀

[ornate glade]

We're the best

[mighty hamlet]

jokes

[neon nova]

That real Madrid game was underwhelming

Vini was so average as well

[ornate glade]

Honestly the most passive Osasuna performance I've seen

[copper ivy]

Last year at least

They only bring stars

[mighty hamlet]

2 midfielders in attack lmao

[copper ivy]

Porteguese stars

[mighty hamlet]

ofc they won't be doing anything to City's defence

[copper ivy]

Dang fr where did all of the po gang go

Gonzalo gudes n more

Where th

[ornate glade]

Guedes is at Sociedad rn

[neon nova]

Like Vini and Rodrygo have not been the same since Mbappe arrived

[copper ivy]

Rodrigo still have it he just dont get mins

Vini is just trash

[worn edge]

we all love rodrygo 🫶

[dusky gyro]

Wolves been in my list to be relegated, and now that they lost cunha I think they might be even worse in that zone or they might just get relegated

Won’t be surprised if brentford or wolves go down

[craggy iris]

No ?

They are obviously worse

[copper ivy]

When they had their portugal xi they were so strong

[craggy iris]

They don't anymore tho

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/PSGINT_/status/1958187862618157568?t=5oGK37tplneV_rPYFoKmeg&s=19

𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 (@PSGINT_)

Most penalties won in La Liga since 2016

no Barca in Top 5 😳

X · Aug 20, 2025, 3:22 PM

they tried fooling us that we get favourable decisions and they don't

[cloud sparrow]

since when tf did we get 64

we rarely get pens nowadays

[hardy token]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1958199663820996856

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🟡 EXCLUSIVE: Villarreal agree deal to sign Renato Veiga on permanent move from Chelsea, here we go!

Agreement with player and also with Chelsea on €29.5m package add-ons included and also heavy sell-on clause.

Record transfer for Villarreal after exclusive story last week.

X · Aug 20, 2025, 4:09 PM

[foggy lagoon]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNbMqa2oIWd/?igsh=MTExbWlyMHQ4M3VtMg==

9.uf_

What will happen in the new season's El Clasico and how Alonso will silence Hansi Flick in front of the screens has been leaked 🔥☠️
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Are we dead ass

💀

[copper ivy]

Yo that way how williams fooled barca is so tuff icl

[warm gazelle]

With the way rma is playing Not in a million years would that happen

[warm gazelle]

AND VINI?

[foggy lagoon]

LMAOOO

[foggy cape]

Ooh

Nice signing

[foggy lagoon]

This guy aint scoring in 100 years

[warm gazelle]

The crazy thing is

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-big-forehed-funny-dog-meme-mistacroissant-gif-8415399460962366392

[warm gazelle]

70% of attacks were from his side

And yet the only goal was from a penalty

[foggy lagoon]

Trent is talking with his bf

[foggy lagoon]

LMAOO

Always

Did u see the foul ?

[warm gazelle]

Trent is shit very shit

[foggy lagoon]

Finally someone just realized

He been shit for years

Just came to Madrid for his bf jude

[warm gazelle]

LOL

Trent defending is like an old grandma

he got nutmugged ysrday btw*

[foggy lagoon]

Yes ik

[foggy lagoon]

LMAOO

We can see g martin dribble him in next clasico ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[fickle cairn]

this has to be the ugliest dude on the planet

[foggy lagoon]

*universe

[grave glen]

Ahahahahahahahah

La masia should sign him frfr

[foggy lagoon]

Yoooo no need to dna test , that vinis son wtf

[grave glen]

Vini dives sometimes ill give you that

But your whole squad dives 😂😂

This kids prolly watched since the suarez neymar days

And thought this was the way to go

[pallid orbit]

Ə

[mighty hamlet]

stunna would fly out of the stadium if someone shoulders him

don't listen to him

[foggy lagoon]

He is bad

At ragebaiting

[grave glen]

Obsessed

[mighty hamlet]

u mentioned my name over 130 times in this chat alone

[grave glen]

If Joan garcia ter stegen and sczesny all get injured its no problem for barca cos the field players dive just as good

So you could just put whoever as a GK

[mighty hamlet]

he ignored tears

[grave glen]

Hmm

So you dont like being ignored eh?

Interesting

[foggy lagoon]

This you ?

[mighty hamlet]

i actually feel bad for u

no way out of all options ur tiny brain processed that information

😭😭😭

[foggy lagoon]

He is mad in love with you bro

[grave glen]

Youre known across multiple servers to have the worst takes my friend

So thats that

[mighty hamlet]

ur known to be a dog in multiple servers too

so what

[grave glen]

How am I a dog

[mighty hamlet]

ur known to be one

[grave glen]

Lets see the logic mate

[mighty hamlet]

ikr

[grave glen]

And what servers are those anyway name them

[mighty hamlet]

mentioned my name 140 times

[mighty hamlet]

stop acting like ur surprised

[grave glen]

What servers 😭

[mighty hamlet]

woodytown

mine

this server

[grave glen]

Yours?

Whats ur server called?

[mighty hamlet]

cute

[grave glen]

Say the name 😂

[mighty hamlet]

ur in the name btw

[foggy lagoon]

Bro loves you more then I love raphinha

[wary beacon]

COMING FOR EVERYBODY KILL EVERYBODY

https://tenor.com/view/chimaev-khamzat-khamzat-chimaev-pervert-face-pervert-gif-8237269876321028360

[grave glen]

🫡🫡🫡

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[wary beacon]

lebanese

[mighty hamlet]

im crying man

[wary beacon]

living rent free in his head

[mighty hamlet]

first time u said my right nationality

bum

[wary beacon]

no you

[mighty hamlet]

no u

[foggy lagoon]

What a type of passion

[grave glen]

So what happened anyway at first u was scared of a specific person finding out abt ur lil server so u made me promise not to leak it and now you yourself leak it

[mighty hamlet]

when did i make u promise?

making things up

[grave glen]

I still have screenshots of your old account

So nice try

Well not screenshots

[mighty hamlet]

funny never made u promise

[grave glen]

Just the convo

But I could screenshot it

[mighty hamlet]

stop trying to act tough when ur 11 years old

[grave glen]

You did but whatever so why are you not worried about that person finding out now

[mighty hamlet]

idrc

ykw

[grave glen]

What

[mighty hamlet]

u can say what u want now

[grave glen]

I see you took my advice then

At first u were worried about it 😭

[mighty hamlet]

i told him anyways that i created one

[grave glen]

But he wasn't allowed to join right

[foggy lagoon]

@grave glen you can compliment pedriszn in dms yk

[grave glen]

Stop tagging me

[mighty hamlet]

idc anymore

[foggy lagoon]

We dont want you to dive lad calma

[grave glen]

@mighty hamlet

Is this dude a friend of yours or something

[mighty hamlet]

"stop tagging me"

[grave glen]

Hey you tagged me first 😂

[mighty hamlet]

difference between a reply and a @

would say that's a face reveal but ur not smart

[lost obsidian]

https://x.com/WhoScored/status/1958096645956272383/photo/1

WhoScored (@WhoScored)

🇪🇸 La Liga Team of the Week.

X · Aug 20, 2025, 9:19 AM

[grave glen]

Well hey im not the one who got banned because of being 7 years old 😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

idrc

[grave glen]

That was a very smart move!

A guy like you is in no position to be talking about others being smart or not

[mighty hamlet]

i didn't lose anything valuable in my life

[grave glen]

Imagine getting banned off discord for such bs

[mighty hamlet]

u took 20 minutes to think of this

im in ur head 😭😭😭

[grave glen]

Im on PlayStation is why

[grave glen]

Yeah yeah 😭

[mighty hamlet]

u responded to it mate

[grave glen]

And since were talking about being smart, Im not the one who got 9 pts in a single go

😭😭😭

Very smart mate

2 big brain moves right there

[mighty hamlet]

didn't get banned unlike a certain someone who's talking

[grave glen]

So what

[foggy lagoon]

9.00 mbappe ????

[mighty hamlet]

"so what" 😭

[grave glen]

Imagine getting ur first account banned, and then within 48 hours gaining 9 punisher points on ur new account

👋 😭

[mighty hamlet]

u got banned u shouldn't be mentioning it

[grave glen]

Long ago and it was gradually

But you got 9 pts in a single go lmaooo

[mighty hamlet]

idrc and now stop going off topic

[grave glen]

Thats what i thought

[mighty hamlet]

i know how to manage myself

[grave glen]

Dont bring up being smart with me

[mighty hamlet]

yeah ur not familiar with this word

[real hull]

He had like 8 dribbles

Scored

[foggy lagoon]

Scored a what

[real hull]

Won the pen

[grave glen]

In 48h you got ur first account banned then you gathered 9 pts on ur new account

[foggy lagoon]

Only 8 ?

[grave glen]

Youre so smart

How can i be like you

[real hull]

8/12

[grave glen]

If I ever try to be banned ima contact you

[foggy lagoon]

Wow so winning a pen makes you mvp

[real hull]

Won and scored it

Won 11/16 duels

[foggy lagoon]

Doesn't deserve a 9.0 at all

[real hull]

In simple words

[foggy lagoon]

7.5 seems fair

[real hull]

He had a good game

[edgy river]

Another stunna pedriszn beef

Absolute cinema

[foggy lagoon]

Litterally

Looks like a couple fighting

On who's turn of washing the dishes

[edgy river]

Holy own😭😭😭

[foggy lagoon]

Lowk Jude and Trent 😭😭

[real hull]

Like every other big names

Pr plays a huge role aswell

So yh

But overall he had a good game

[lost obsidian]

1.04 xG
42/47 passes completed
11 duels won
10 touches in opp. box
8 successful take-ons
6 shots
3x possession won
2 shots on target
2 fouls won
2 chances created
1 goal

[edgy river]

Btw osasuna got robbed

[foggy lagoon]

Not all ?

[foggy lagoon]

No shit sherlock

[lost obsidian]

He actually played good

[edgy river]

Mbappe is the one who made the foul first but no one talks abt it anyway🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[foggy lagoon]

Why is fouls won even a stat

[mighty hamlet]

he wouldn't be responding if i wasn't limited to what i can say

[foggy lagoon]

Litterally, steeping on someone's leg then fall

[edgy river]

But people are so dramatic abt our 2nd goal tho

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/de-jong-crying-frenkie-crying-de-jong-crying-celebration-frenkie-de-jong-crying-frenkie-de-jong-crying-celebration-gif-22315048

Speaking of de jong actually

Can we get a congratulations from you to de jong

[craggy iris]

👏

[foggy lagoon]

CONGRATS FRENKIE DE GOAT

[real hull]

Why do u have those in yo gallery

[grave glen]

Now u pszn

[real hull]

😭

[grave glen]

Its not that hard

Say something nice about de jong

[mighty hamlet]

there's a reason why ur ignoring me in wt

[real hull]

Puditown??

[mighty hamlet]

yeah

[grave glen]

Can we get a nice message for frenkie

Cmon dont be like this

[mighty hamlet]

u do realise ur a day late

and also he still doesn't have the child

congrats to him tho

[grave glen]

Wow he actually did it

[craggy iris]

His child will play for Barcelona in the future

And will be exactly the same player

[grave glen]

😂

I hope so

[real hull]

We cant even register him/her😭😭

[craggy iris]

Wage cut

[real hull]

We gonna take money from his dad wages😂😂

[mighty hamlet]

hell nah

[grave glen]

Hell yes

[craggy iris]

Yh bro

You're not escaping

[grave glen]

The dutch/barca connection is gonna remain strong

[mighty hamlet]

defensive problems for another 10 years

[craggy iris]

The gimmick

[grave glen]

Scapegoat nonsense

[mighty hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[craggy iris]

This gimmick is getting out of hand

[grave glen]

If a tsunami hits the camp nou he'd find a way to blame de jong

[mighty hamlet]

we need our attack to save us everytime in big games because hes made our defence worse

[craggy iris]

very shallow analysis

Just say you hate him

[mighty hamlet]

so when casado plays everything is fine defensively but when fdj plays nothing is fine defensively then who'd be to blame?

[craggy iris]

Do you have a stat to back this?

Or is it your agenda speaking

[mighty hamlet]

remember calculating mid way to the season that we conceded more than half our goals with frenkie than without when both were at equal minutes

[craggy iris]

He is t5 Barcelona players

[mighty hamlet]

or near equal minutes

[mighty hamlet]

him and Araujo are the most droppable in the lineup rn

[craggy iris]

That's due to depth

[real hull]

And yamal

[mighty hamlet]

we have 4 cbs in the squad

[craggy iris]

Idc about Araujo I was talking about fdj

[mighty hamlet]

and lewa

[real hull]

Not yet

[mighty hamlet]

there's Casado and unfit Bernal

[real hull]

He is our best striker

[mighty hamlet]

meh he'd still get dropped somewhere in the season

unless he somehow performs

[real hull]

Doubt this

[mighty hamlet]

better than the others

[mighty hamlet]

I think the club wants to phase him out and replace him next year

[craggy iris]

I can replace Lewa

[edgy river]

Ur playing for free tho

[real hull]

We need to renew lewa so atleast he wont leave as a free agent

[mighty hamlet]

cook

[craggy iris]

I'd live off tiktok donations

[real hull]

Even tho its gonna be pointless

[mighty hamlet]

ur acting like we wouldn't let him leave on a free

[real hull]

Cus they will terminate his contract

[real hull]

Lemme finish😭

[mighty hamlet]

fair 😭

[real hull]

How many lions per week??😂😂

[craggy iris]

Idk how much is this

[ornate glade]

Yes

[ornate glade]

Our CB depth is shocking bro

Cubarsi, Araujo, Christensen

Maybe Eric but he's been playing RB

[craggy iris]

Talk was about Fdj should have cleared that

[ornate glade]

Kounde shift to CB back again 🤔

[real hull]

Eric gerard maldini

[real hull]

No

[craggy iris]

He is not registered 😭

[ornate glade]

Gerard more of a LB

[craggy iris]

Is he?

[real hull]

We ignore this

😭

[mighty hamlet]

all great players suffer difficulties at the start of their careers 🔥

[ornate glade]

Yes

[mighty hamlet]

Gerard maldini is now a lcb

[craggy iris]

Not his fault tbf

[ornate glade]

Yeah I know but that's not his natural position

[mighty hamlet]

he got too old

[ornate glade]

I'd rather shift Kounde back to CB

Or try Eric

[mighty hamlet]

he performed better there

[real hull]

One more time and I will personally get u banned

[mighty hamlet]

Maldini was a fullback then became cb

[craggy iris]

When is the UCL draw I want to know how bad it's gonna be for us

[ornate glade]

It's written

[mighty hamlet]

gerard martin was a fullback then became cb

🔥🔥🔥

[real hull]

28th august

[ornate glade]

😭😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

29th

[real hull]

Oh

[ornate glade]

Bro it's that bad

[craggy iris]

Oh boy it's gonna be baaad

[ornate glade]

I'm not trolling

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[hidden galleon]

wheres ligue 1?

[mighty hamlet]

#ligue-1

[real hull]

Out of top5

[ornate glade]

Nah nah

PL cats are finally gonna see how tough LaLiga teams are

[real hull]

Wait till they face this villareal😭😭

[craggy iris]

Fuck the emoji limit

[edgy river]

Barca arsenal needs to happen this season

[real hull]

No

[mighty hamlet]

guys

its over

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1958186166311928204?t=Y4QgCKO6BTtuRaf4SUjxlg&s=19

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

💣🚨 BREAKING: Atlético Madrid and Julián Álvarez have been negotiating for some time to renew his contract.

ALL parties are delighted to continue together.

The player WANTS to stay at Atleti and his relationship with Simeone is EXCELLENT.

[@rubenuria via @victor_llebaria]

X · Aug 20, 2025, 3:15 PM

[ornate glade]

Liverpool got comebacked by Villarreal once, it just took a Rulli Herculean self sabotaging effort to ruin that

[edgy river]

Why

[mighty hamlet]

Haaland it is

[real hull]

Gimme chelsea

[craggy iris]

I've conceded to Nunesh, Glockeres and Mount

[hidden galleon]

1PL= how many laliga?

[real hull]

What

[mighty hamlet]

Alvarez nice dreams now

[edgy river]

Not judging of this wait till the end of the season

[cloud sparrow]

se ve q el fichaje laporte esta 80% hecho

[real hull]

Time to retire

[cloud sparrow]

ya falta poco para tenerlo

[mighty hamlet]

Simeone gets sacked and then he gets sad and leaves 🔥🔥🔥

[ornate glade]

Bilbao vs Arsenal 3-0 at San Mames we will be there

[mighty hamlet]

Haaland to Barca

[cloud sparrow]

1. athletic

2. hell naw

[mighty hamlet]

who apart from Tebas says no

[real hull]

3. Gimme salzburg

[edgy river]

If atleti goes trophyless he is defo leaving

[cloud sparrow]

your bank accounts

registration issues

[mighty hamlet]

not if he renews

[ornate glade]

We are getting Isak

[mighty hamlet]

that's tebas so doesn't count

[cloud sparrow]

whos we

[mighty hamlet]

hes going Liverpool

[ornate glade]

Barca...

[real hull]

His local team

[cloud sparrow]

JAJAJAJAJ

[ornate glade]

I lowkey don't believe that anymore

[mighty hamlet]

he literally said in a public message he wants to leave this summer 😭

[ornate glade]

https://tenor.com/view/partizani-albania-tirana-gif-19420865

[real hull]

Dawg….

No way

[ornate glade]

I know but things are looking sketchy

[real hull]

Ur albanian??😭

[ornate glade]

Yes way bro

[mighty hamlet]

he won't stay

[ornate glade]

He's most likely going Liverpool tbh I'm just delusional

[real hull]

We rivals in that one

Lmaoo

[ornate glade]

Fuck 😭

[mighty hamlet]

mikey is not from albania

hes lying

hes from saudi arabia

[real hull]

I love oil

[craggy iris]

Llevo un mes escuchando esto 😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

this is proof

[ornate glade]

Tbf that's my Albanian team cuz if we went local local where I was raised, then that team is in like the 3rd or 4th division now

[cloud sparrow]

si ya pero ya no puede faltar muchl

[real hull]

Which one

[ornate glade]

Skrapari 😭

[real hull]

😭😭😭

[ornate glade]

Rock bottom

I don't even live there anymore tho uni and stuff

So we cool

[real hull]

Hell yh

[craggy iris]

Your Albanian team is more likely to sign Isak than Barcelona tbf

[real hull]

Brotha we way broke😭😭

We were 1 L away from gettin relegated

[craggy iris]

Barcelona ain't better 😭

[real hull]

Own varca

Deadass barca back in time lost against an albanian team😭😭

[ornate glade]

Flamurtari

LMAOOO

[real hull]

Hahahahabahahaahaha

[grave glen]

Own

[real hull]

Insane times

[ornate glade]

80s shit

Zubizarreta was prolly our goalie

[real hull]

Cant blame varca

No negreira that time

😂😂👋

[ornate glade]

https://tenor.com/view/haitian-haiti-own-goal-goalkeeper-arquero-gif-23440795

[real hull]

Joan garcia ucl final performance soon

🔥🔥

[ornate glade]

We are finally free from thebshackles or Ter Horror

[craggy iris]

Can't wait to attend a UCL game

I've been only to UEL ones

It will be hard tho

Demand will be insane

[real hull]

Last season??

[edgy river]

We all know what happened in 1986

Varca

😹😹

[craggy iris]

Last season only against Prague but I've been to more

[real hull]

Nice

My local team never reached those levels so yh…

[craggy iris]

3 games in 2018

[real hull]

Theres an albanian team whose 2 matches away from gettin uecl

[edgy river]

My local team dawg...

I mean lowkey

Best team in the league

Rn

Back to back league titles now

Ironically these are the first 2 league titles of the club's history

😭😭

[real hull]

Moving like barca

Robbing their way to glory

🔥🔥

[fickle cairn]

my first times not seeing stunna and pedriszn together

[craggy iris]

They are the same person

[edgy river]

Ain't gonna lie to u bro we got an unfair pen in a crucial game last season that made us win the league by 1 point

😭😭😭

[fickle cairn]

you and Daniel are the same person

[craggy iris]

No I'm not schizophrenic

[edgy river]

😭😭😭

[real hull]

😭

Holy own

[fickle cairn]

arent yall from the same city too 💀

[craggy iris]

Bro that's not what I meant

Ffs

😭😭

[craggy iris]

No

[cloud sparrow]

no

[real hull]

@cloud sparrow

😭😭

[craggy iris]

We just support the same tema

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[mighty hamlet]

😭

[real hull]

“tema”

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-smh-laughing-laugh-gif-16005642344163940773

[craggy iris]

I wasn't beefing you pookie

[cloud sparrow]

thanks bbg

[mighty hamlet]

temu from temu 😭

[craggy iris]

Typo

Fraud

[edgy river]

Okay now kiss

[cloud sparrow]

hes not nico

[fickle cairn]

[mighty hamlet]

Nico goat

[craggy iris]

Ye I'm broke 😞

[fickle cairn]

its okay so is most of spain

[craggy iris]

Need my UCL bet to hit 👅

[craggy iris]

Nah mate I live in the good parts

[cloud sparrow]

me too

[real hull]

Isnt this gay??😭

[craggy iris]

Not "Catalunya"

[fickle cairn]

you dont live in andalucia no

[cloud sparrow]

not if its w the homies

[fickle cairn]

thats true

[real hull]

🔥🔥

[mighty hamlet]

yeah you didn't do an entire saga to earn 300k a week

fair play to u unai 🔥

[real hull]

Nico aint even yo homie

[craggy iris]

I see no problem

[real hull]

But we countin this

[mighty hamlet]

Pedri is my homie

[cloud sparrow]

now he is

since day 1

[edgy river]

Unai forever
Puta daniel

[craggy iris]

I've been close to Iñaki so

Daniel --> Me --> Iñaki --> Nico

We have the connections brobro

[real hull]

U was there when he spawned in this world

🔥🔥

[real hull]

Deadass??

[fickle cairn]

nah man pedri fans be weird lol I just saw a Instagram post of a reddit post askinf what would you do if you were in the same room as pedri on r/barcelona

[craggy iris]

I do not approve this Zaid

[craggy iris]

Yh I got aired tho

Didn't get an autograph

[mighty hamlet]

im jealous

[real hull]

😭😭

[edgy river]

Fark u then

[craggy iris]

Me and Daniel we are comrades

You either beef both of us or none of us

[edgy river]

That's exactly how I am close to yamal

Well

Not exactly

But u get the point

[mighty hamlet]

"yamal"

[edgy river]

Blud let it go

Leaowon'tjoinbarca

Una

😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

its the history of pedriszn 🔥

[real hull]

Google history

[edgy river]

Lmao

[mighty hamlet]

got owned

[cloud sparrow]

"how to meet nico"
"where does nico live"
"how can i kiss nico"

[edgy river]

https://x.com/bronthedouble/status/1958170839376904335?t=TIOKmAsgpXS_J4eKriLFyg&s=19

BR0TD🕊 (@bronthedouble)

Casado fans waiting for Bernal’s first misplaced pass😭

X · Aug 20, 2025, 2:14 PM

[edgy river]

@lament swallow AHHHHH

[foggy lagoon]

Real

[mighty hamlet]

is gpt living in the past 😭

[craggy iris]

Yes it does

That's why it's a bad source

[edgy river]

Fym "how can I kiss nico?"😭🙏

Brev

[mighty hamlet]

all im trying to do is for it to set a date

[cloud sparrow]

shhh

[craggy iris]

Nico didn't renew for this tio

[cloud sparrow]

he did and im all for it

[craggy iris]

I'm attending next game I hope I don't jinx 💔

[mighty hamlet]

When it comes to those big European nights, Oriol Romeu might prove to be our single most important signing.

Put it this way, we play a City/Bayern, and he’s the first name on my team-sheet. A neat and tidy circulator and, most importantly, a dual-winning machine. Invaluable.

[edgy river]

Warra copy and paste

[mighty hamlet]

?

[edgy river]

I saw someone on X say the same shit😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

do you not know 💔

its what neal gardner said when romeu first joined Barca 😭

[edgy river]

Oh I blocked this mfer a while ago

😭🙏

I didn't know

[real hull]

No way😭😭

[mighty hamlet]

he said it in 2023 when we signed him 😭

[edgy river]

What a bum

One of the worst barca twitter accounts of all time

https://x.com/M1L4GRO/status/1958130511336837155?t=R6HMXl-Ml1vQ3abWMVR6zg&s=19

M1L4GRO #RaphinhaBallonDor (@M1L4GRO)

Real people on my TL think Casado is better than FDJ

X · Aug 20, 2025, 11:34 AM

[mighty hamlet]

he is

[covert charm]

I see nothing wrong here

[lament swallow]

nah i like bernal

[lament swallow]

he is

[eternal sequoia]

Prem better fr

[edgy river]

Farmers league

😹😹

[eternal sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/darwin-nunez-funny-expression-liverpool-lfc-tomsj2005-gif-4041389933452664495

[neat raft]

100%

[mighty hamlet]

hell yeah

W ball knowledge guys

[neat raft]

I would sell de jong just to keep the young star Casado

[mighty hamlet]

coook

[neat raft]

https://tenor.com/view/fraud-de-jong-kick-strike-missed-gif-16123394

[mighty hamlet]

thanks for the gif

[real hull]

Who made him kiss the pitch

Who that😭😭

[edgy river]

Polar is fuming

😭🙏

[mighty hamlet]

hes making himself believe that im the only one that doesn't rate frenkie as a starter ahead of others

[dapper dagger]

enemy of success

[mighty hamlet]

2025's most iconic pic:

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/losblancoszone/status/1958251633088790795
I guess it rained in Barcelona today

𝙇𝘽𝙕  (@losblancoszone)

The new Spotify Camp Nou. 🥶🔥🔥🔥

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FxTwitter · Aug 20, 2025, 7:35 PM

[mighty hamlet]

"that Mourinho quote is true" and ur fanpages are tweeting about our stadium lol

[shell hedge]

all I said was "it rained"

[foggy lagoon]

Damn didn't known that it rains during August

[shell hedge]

you'd think they would've put something up so the tunnel doesn't flood

[foggy lagoon]

Lad

Maybe

And maybe

This was months ago ?

[shell hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6KOVbqTOyG0

[foggy lagoon]

So shorts is a kit clash ????

Yf

Tf

What about player clash

A guy looking like the other guy

They shouldn't play

[cloud sparrow]

it's in construction this is js basic physics

when there's no roof or drainage system installed yet ofc there's gonna be a problem

[mighty hamlet]

the post

[glad surge]

Still mogs Doue

?

[shell hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pk7GigSdrUg

[fickle cairn]

why you responding to old messages

[scenic cairn]

Guys did Fc Barcelona really rob Mallorca?

In ur opinion

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FonsiLoaiza/status/1957905315166327149

Fonsi Loaiza (@FonsiLoaiza)

El ultraderechista Dani Carvajal ha saltado al Santiago Bernabéu con cánticos de "Franco, Franco" junto a Mastantuono. Su sueño hecho realidad.

X · Aug 19, 2025, 8:39 PM

[shell hedge]

@covert charm

[glad surge]

So they don’t become forgotten

[lethal bolt]

Buying Mbappe was a mistake imo

And Trents playstyle doesn't fit madrids attack

[dapper solstice]

its 1 game wdym dosent fit madrids attack

[pure cosmos]

😂

True

[dapper solstice]

barca fans expected us to fly into the box and score

[worthy kite]

So Madrid fans how did you like Trent’s debut?🤣🤣🤣 best rb in the world huh

[neon nova]

I miss Reinildo at Atletico

Certainly a better LB than Javi Galan

[neon nova]

I think the best way to get the best out of TAA at Madrid is to play a back 5 with wingbacks

Let him play wingback and focus less on defensive responsibilities

[dapper solstice]

Better than Pedri’s best game

[dense talon]

That's insanely wild to say

[prisma sundial]

Any Villarreal fans here??

want to know if Veiga’s gonna be a starter or not

and if he is, who he’s gonna replace

they did sign Rafa Marin this window aswell, and put in a good shift first game

[grave glen]

if messi and ronaldo are the most iconic players who have ever played in la liga

[warped parcel]

This has to be a ragebait 💔

[grave glen]

who are the next 3?

[warped parcel]

Lamine Mbappe Alvarez

[hardy token]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1958503965710004463

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔴🔵 EXCL: Crystal Palace add Yeremy Pino to their list of targets as one of the options with Eze going to Arsenal.

Not an easy deal with Villarreal but Palace ask for conditions in last 24h. https://t.co/0unjZwZ6DZ

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 21, 2025, 12:18 PM

[vast skiff]

ur fanpages still tak about ronaldo btw

[mighty hamlet]

anyone who mentions Ronaldo is a Messi fan not a Barca fan

[vast skiff]

they be roaming around with barca pfp

[foggy lagoon]

Lads , is there a possibility that vini goes out this summer transfer/January transfer window ?

[mighty hamlet]

no

[foggy lagoon]

Perfect

So there's only 10 player on the pitch who can score and assist

[covert charm]

If Vini doesn't evolve beyond just a touchline winger, and if he lets his status as a Madrid superstar get in the way of team dynamics, then he'll likely leave a year or two from now

[foggy lagoon]

Agree

Im sure he wont

He will still have that ego while delivering nothin

[covert charm]

He did it once with Ancielotti, evolving to a superstar and being regarded by many as the best in his position. He does have the quality, but it seems he's having difficulties adapting to Mbappe, another superstar in the team that, perhaps in his eyes, has taken the spotlight away from him

There's of course technical challenges cuz Alonso's methodology is drastically different from Ancielotti's "free spirited" football

But again, to be among the best u must have the capacity to evolve beyond ur current limits

[mighty hamlet]

this server missed u ozpin

[covert charm]

Mbappe, for instance, sacrificed his comfort and adapted well to the 9, 9 and a half role

I didn't

[mighty hamlet]

don't blame u

[craggy iris]

Rayo is playing some bums from Belarus today

Gotta farm coefficient

[covert charm]

Conference qualifiers?

[craggy iris]

Yh

[covert charm]

I thought they were already in it

[craggy iris]

All teams gotta go through qualifiers in the conference league

[covert charm]

If rayo loses...

[craggy iris]

Nah they're playing a mid table Belarusian team

[lethal bolt]

Real madrid server is so strict man why are they asking all these questions

[prime compass]

Why isn't Barcelona selling Araujo fam 💔

[cloud sparrow]

how osasuna failed years ago

[foggy lagoon]

Trust the process lad

[mighty hamlet]

y would they sell starters?

[reef ruin]

He is a cdm ofc he needs his team to work too

U can't imagine busquets in a different team either so that's not a point

[mighty hamlet]

@craggy iris ucl draw is the 28th

thought it was the 29th

[little tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g6JKeE-CG1o?si=cz7Zd4qhhvIT47Bs

does anyone remember him

[prime compass]

Because he's buns that's why 😭

[mighty hamlet]

then why did EVERYONE in the club not consider his sale?

[prime compass]

Why are you asking ME I'm not apart of the club's administration ☠️

[mighty hamlet]

bc everyone at the club rates him

[prime compass]

Gotta love to see the Arsenal mentality in my favorite club

[prime compass]

Rates him?

[mighty hamlet]

flick deco and laporta ALL said that hes going nowhere

[prime compass]

This is what a lack of funds does to a club bro 💔

[foggy lagoon]

At least we won the domestic treble in season 1 😞🙏🏻

[mighty hamlet]

the club could easily sell Araujo and buy another cb

[prime compass]

This doesn't mean anything tho if he isn't good then he isn't good that's all

[foggy lagoon]

Trye

I heard they want one

From brazil

He is like 1,97

[prime compass]

Exactly what I think they should do lwk

[mighty hamlet]

if he isn't good then they'd replace him

[prime compass]

Are you seriously saying that about Barça's administration tho

☠️

[mighty hamlet]

?

[prime compass]

This club's the best at keeping bums around

Sorry not sorry ☠️

[mighty hamlet]

?

[night sleet]

Why is pedri is even compared to Bellingham
Which makes no sense

[mighty hamlet]

other way round

[night sleet]

Jude Bellingham is better than the cardio merchant

[mighty hamlet]

that's why Pedri beat him 4× in a row

[prime compass]

No debate on who's better

Pedri is miles ahead ☠️

[mighty hamlet]

im waiting for ur response

[prime compass]

On wut?

[mighty hamlet]

i can smell it from here

[night sleet]

There are levels

[mighty hamlet]

not urs

[prime compass]

Irrelevant accolade 💔

[night sleet]

Miles ahead?? 😭

[prime compass]

He's just the better player and there's no debate on this, please

[night sleet]

Pedri is the example of benzema quote

[mighty hamlet]

umm what...

he legit has 20+ motms and most of them had no ga

[night sleet]

One good pass and barca pr just push him to wc

[mighty hamlet]

"one good pass" and no one can pass like that in ur team

[night sleet]

Barca pr is insane

[mighty hamlet]

"Barca PR" when Vini is getting mentioned in tots over Raphinha last season 😭😭😭

[night sleet]

Jude Bellingham is the box to box midfielder

[mighty hamlet]

tears im crying

u don't know ur team

😭😭

[prime compass]

Imagine being called the best midfielder in the world but you can't make the best out of both Mbappe and Vinicius 💔

Tears man

Tears 😭😭

[night sleet]

Why tf yamal in ballan dor ranking with 9 goals

[mighty hamlet]

"best midfielder" when Xabi is asking for a midfielder

[mighty hamlet]

cuz he doesn't have 9 goals

he has more

[prime compass]

Some of them RMA fans bro

[night sleet]

Mpabbe should be in the top 5 Idk man barca always gets advantage in ballon dor

[prime compass]

"Bellingham's the best midfielder in the world" But he can't make the best come out of the best striker of our generation and one of, if not, the best winger of our generation too?

Tears 😭

[mighty hamlet]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1944878291388916220?t=nEU_eCE_RxAC5F8TW2XzOA&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨 JUST IN: Xabi Alonso's staff believes that the team needs a deep-lying playmaker in midfield, but the club hasn't found ANY player on the market that they consider good enough. @La_SER

X · Jul 14, 2025, 9:54 PM

i thought they had 2 all rounded midfielders 😭😭😭

[night sleet]

Xabi needs a ball playing mid
Bro doesn't rate anyone in our team

[mighty hamlet]

guess the perfect player that fits that

role

[prime compass]

Mbappe's not touching that top 5.

Let's not lie

Great season but no major achievement

My top 5 is

Dembele
Raphinha
Hakimi
Yamal
Vitinha

[mighty hamlet]

Pedri should be there 💔

[prime compass]

Perhaps Salah at the place of Vitinha

[mighty hamlet]

what's Hakimi doing there

[night sleet]

European golden Boot while yamal gets top 2 by partying

[mighty hamlet]

that guy is a winger with 31ga

[prime compass]

Pedri's my top 6/7, and I agree, but unfortunately Vitinha achieved more this season

Vitinha won like

6 trophies this season

That's INSANITY

[mighty hamlet]

replace Hakimi

[prime compass]

I do think Pedri's better overall tho

[night sleet]

How tf pedri in ballondor conversations

[mighty hamlet]

in a 7th ranked league

[prime compass]

.

[night sleet]

Game's gone

[mighty hamlet]

remove Hakimi readjust the top 5 and add Pedri

[prime compass]

Micky Van de Ven to Barça hear me out 👀

[mighty hamlet]

Yamal
Raphinha
Dembele
Vitinha/Pedri
Pedri/Vitinha

[mighty hamlet]

check his injury record

[prime compass]

Yamal in front of Raphinha 💔

Yamal in front of Dembele 💔

Game's truly gone

😭

[mighty hamlet]

hes the one being pushed

[mighty hamlet]

he is better than dembele

[prime compass]

I mean when Dembele won 5 trophies while being on 50+ g/a

[mighty hamlet]

what do you see in Dembele

[night sleet]

Next szn it's going to be scary

[mighty hamlet]

5/8 of his ucl goals came against Stuttgart & Brest

yall forgot about Dembele's first half of the season

[night sleet]

Rapha also stat padded

[mighty hamlet]

that guy got dropped against Arsenal and got a red against Bayern

[mighty hamlet]

hat trick vs Bayern

2/3ga against Inter

2ga vs unbeaten Dortmund

[night sleet]

Purple patch is going to get exposed next season

[prime compass]

I mean at the end of the day, the ballon d'or nowadays doesn't necessarily stands for the best player all season long, it's for the best player in one of the best teams, period

[mighty hamlet]

ur obsessed

[prime compass]

Or most of the times, the best player in the best team

[foggy lagoon]

Switch raphina and yamal then it perfect

[mighty hamlet]

2019
2021
2023
2024

all the years where the BD winner didn't win the ucl with his club

[prime compass]

The only one at Barça that rightfully deserves it is Raphinha

[mighty hamlet]

since 2019

[night sleet]

How is pedri is not injured last szn
Hansi flick needs to be interrogated

[prime compass]

Like the second most decisive player in Europe, 3 trophies under his belt while being, non-arguably, the most clutch and overall the best player in one of the best teams in the world

[mighty hamlet]

why are u wishing a player to be injured?

[prime compass]

If that doesn't manage to get him in the convo

Then I don't know what does

[mighty hamlet]

wasn't overall the best

Yamal overall was our best player

[prime compass]

Raphinha was the best player for Barça last season

Let's not lie

Let's not be disingenuous

[mighty hamlet]

there's a reason why we went winless without Yamal

[prime compass]

Raphinha was THE man for Barça

[mighty hamlet]

no he wasn't

[night sleet]

Going to get pocketed taa

[prime compass]

I see Yamal as more of a backbone, the cog that makes the engine runs smoothly

But Raphinha was the engine in itself

There's no debate

[grave glen]

Everybody who disagrees with your insane takes gets called obsessed

Surely we cant all be obsessed with you?

[mighty hamlet]

the team without Yamal would've went trophyless

[prime compass]

The team without Raphinha would've finished behind Atletico Madrid 😭☠️

[night sleet]

Yamal pr

[prime compass]

And we wouldn't have made it into the semi-finals as well

[mighty hamlet]

never said obsessed with me ur the only obsessed one

[grave glen]

Calling people obsessed is pedriszn's first line of defence 😂😂

[mighty hamlet]

show me games where Yamal didn't play and where Raphinha didn't play

stop looking at "goals" because without Yamal and Pedri Raphinha wouldn't have gotten much service

[night sleet]

Mpabbe is still the best player in the world

[prime compass]

Exactly

No player builds himself, by himself

You're always gonna need someone to shoulder you

That's what football is

[mighty hamlet]

Yamal and Pedri can legit create by themselves

[prime compass]

It's not an individual game

It's collective

And Raphinha simply was the best for us last season.

[mighty hamlet]

u can't give Raphinha the ball and expect him to create something out of nothing while u can give Yamal and Pedri the ball and they're creating something out of nowhere

that's why we struggled without Yamal

no one in the attack could've done something without anyone giving it to them

that's why the board wanted Nico

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-18370552922777914358

[prime compass]

Exactly what I said earlier

And Raphinha already made things by himself too but that's not the point

[mighty hamlet]

so Raphinha isn't the primary reason to why we succeeded

its Yamal

[grave glen]

No its not

[prime compass]

Raphinha and Pedri were on the second plan because they were whom made the engine run smoothly

[pliant tide]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-barca-lamine-yamal-goal-madrid-2-elclasico-real-madrid-vs-barcelona-gif-9585644347499207222

[grave glen]

Thats not how football works

[prime compass]

Raphinha was our spearhead

[mighty hamlet]

if you watched the games you'd realise that every attack goes on his side

[prime compass]

Yamal and Pedri were the throwers

[grave glen]

Raphinha was barcas best player

[prime compass]

Basically

Raphinha was Barça's best

[pliant tide]

no

yamal was

[grave glen]

No he wasn't

[night sleet]

Psgint is right about this guy

[prime compass]

That's like saying that Messi wasn't the best player at Barça because Iniesta, Busquets and Xavi were the one running the play

Like what?

[pliant tide]

what do you mean?

[night sleet]

He is an overrated bum

[grave glen]

Fucking cook 😂😂

I love when people nullify his weak arguments

[mighty hamlet]

in our game against Mallorca Barca attacked on the right most

[grave glen]

I guess cr7 wasn't the best for rma because kroos passed him the ball

[mighty hamlet]

everything went through Messi lol

[night sleet]

Going to be washed soon

[grave glen]

Ridiculous

[mighty hamlet]

you don't understand my point

[grave glen]

Nobody understands ur point

[mighty hamlet]

Raphinha depends a lot on the others around him

[grave glen]

Nobody sensible that is

[pliant tide]

why everyone hate yamal

[grave glen]

I'd rather not even understand your point tbh with you

[pliant tide]

why don't we appreciate him

[mighty hamlet]

and ur bringing someone (Messi) who can legit win an 11v1

[grave glen]

I didnt say i hate him but raphinha was better

[foggy lagoon]

Cuz they are jelous bums

[pliant tide]

he is one of the best players if not the best

at 18 years old

it's incredible

lets enjoy

[mighty hamlet]

there's a reason why ur not talking in wt cat

[pliant tide]

yeah i know

i can see that

[prime compass]

That's what being a footballer is

[grave glen]

Either man up and say the real word or dont but this "cat" stuff is cringe

[prime compass]

You can't expect someone to be like Messi for him to be the best

Like what?

[mighty hamlet]

how about u say it

[prime compass]

Messi was an anomaly

[mighty hamlet]

but that's not what Yamal is

[grave glen]

U feel the need to call me that not me mate 😂

I dont need cusswords to disprove u

[prime compass]

Many people like to undermine current players because they can't win 11v1 like Messi like who won 11v1 like him in the history of football?

[grave glen]

Besides ur own barca fans disagree with you

[prime compass]

Raphinha was THE man for Barça

[mighty hamlet]

madrid fans like u yh?

[grave glen]

Ye man as a madrid fan I gotta agree

[night sleet]

We don't enjoy bums

[grave glen]

Hes fantastic

[slate seal]

Sup

[grave glen]

I just said barca fans

[mighty hamlet]

there's a reason why ur barely active in that chat

[prime compass]

He was the most clutch, he's our 2nd best goalscorer, our best assistman if i'm right or our second best, he had the highest g/a, he was pulling world-class performances week in and week out

Like what?

[grave glen]

Woody polar this guy ya nz too

All barca fans pretty much think u trippin

[prime compass]

Because a player depends on the players who are SUPPOSED to run the play he can't be the best?

I guess Mbappe isn't the best player of our generation then

[mighty hamlet]

if all players need players to give them service who gives the service then?

[prime compass]

Not all players needs service

Some players need to serve

That's what positions are for

[grave glen]

😭😭😭

Own

[foggy lagoon]

All of em , look at Twitter when nickrtfm says smth about yamal , they all insult him

[prime compass]

Raphinha was put in a place where he was expected to be one of our greatest offensive force

[grave glen]

Everybody using the same meme on him

[prime compass]

And he did just that

[mighty hamlet]

exactly and those who give the service are the ones who carry us

[prime compass]

So what's your point?

I like to think of the best as the one who's the best a doing what he's supposed to do

Not only the one who scores or assists

[mighty hamlet]

not the ones who depends on that service

[prime compass]

Tell me one player that was better at doing what they were put out to do than Raphinha this season

I'll wait

[mighty hamlet]

because when that service doesn't come

hes silent

[mighty hamlet]

Yamal and Pedri

[prime compass]

You can carry a team while not being the best on that team

Want an example?

[mighty hamlet]

their job is what makes Raphinha work

[prime compass]

Kante at Chelsea

Another?

[mighty hamlet]

how can u carry a team if you depend on ur team to perform

[prime compass]

Read my message again

You can carry a team

While not being the best on that team

There are positions for that

[mighty hamlet]

u can't carry a team if u need to be carried