la-liga

[cloud sparrow]

sm brought her up yesterday no mute

[upbeat hill]

No her

[frail elk]

icl the problem with laliga is that small clubs tend to play more low block than others hence boring ahh games

[upbeat hill]

Suprised

[cloud sparrow]

getafe is only 1 team

[grave glen]

Exactly

[cloud sparrow]

dont worry

[grave glen]

Haramball

[craggy iris]

Let him cook

[grave glen]

In prem there's much less haramball

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[shell hedge]

Tottenham literally won the Europa League by putting ten men into the box

[narrow marsh]

what do you want them to do with shitty attack when their opponents also have a good attack

[frail elk]

no, u got leganes, espanyol, getafe etc

[cloud sparrow]

yeah the problem is those are the teams which in the match are trying to not concede

the tactics change depending on the opponent

if you try the same thing every game its not gonna work is it

[frail elk]

exactly my point it ain't that its bad for them, jus saying it ain't entertaining

to watch

[upbeat hill]

Its js against the big 4

[grave glen]

If you took away real and barca from la liga and liverpool and arsenal from prem not a single soul would tell you the rest of la liga clears

[frail elk]

thats all

[upbeat hill]

Rest noo

[cloud sparrow]

thats the problem with the prem every team plays the same generic brand of football

[craggy iris]

In terms of tactics Laliga is the best in the world

[grave glen]

Unless they're Spanish and biased

[shell hedge]

You're literally being told this by an Athletic fan

[upbeat hill]

Lol bro i laughed

When he said her name

[cloud sparrow]

athletic would beat a newcastle/chelsea any day

[grave glen]

Just top 2 or 3 yeah

[shell hedge]

Would it "not happen" or "would it only happen because they're Spanish and biased"?

[grave glen]

Ill give atleti some credit

[upbeat hill]

Sevilla kicked United 2 times

[grave glen]

Those little haramball merchants have good tactics

[cloud sparrow]

atleti are terroristballs

[craggy iris]

In Laliga all teams try to impose their own style of play even against the big teams

[frail elk]

that is true jus makes it less entertaining thats all not saying it shouldn't exist or nothing

[cloud sparrow]

in the prem they do the same every match and thats why theres so many 4/5-0

[shell hedge]

Nottingham Forest almost got Champions League football by playing boring football, was there any comment for them?

[craggy iris]

Every league has its pros and cons I would say. The difference with the Prem is that they got more money and it's more competitive

[tired crater]

They could've won utd unless unai Simon and Williams' injuries and that Vivian early red card

[upbeat hill]

And better media

[cloud sparrow]

unai simon wasnt injured he js doesnt play europa

[grave glen]

Also I have to say prem has less gloryhunters

[upbeat hill]

Advertisement

[cloud sparrow]

we have 1 gk for europe and 1 for the league how its always been

[tired crater]

Why?

[cloud sparrow]

helps prevent injuries

[grave glen]

We got guys that support real madrid and Tottenham for example which is disgraceful

[cloud sparrow]

and helps experience 2nd choice gk

thats why we have 2 world class gks

[frail elk]

mate their 17th place won uel, there are more bigger clubs in prem than laliga making it more competitive for ucl football let's be unbiased here

[grave glen]

In prem they scold at you for supporting 2 teams

[tired crater]

But that's a match against manutd

[cloud sparrow]

and what

julen played vs barca and atleti in copa last year

and we won 4-0 and 4-2

[shell hedge]

Their 17th place won the Europa League because UEFA wanted their 16th to be in the final, if Athletic was in the final as they should've been, the match would've been over in the first half

[cloud sparrow]

having 2 great gks is key to success

[craggy iris]

Keeper didn't affect the United game

[grave glen]

I said this earlier too

[craggy iris]

If Simon started the outcome would be the same

[frail elk]

yea stop talking bro 😭🙏

[tired crater]

Unai is better anyways

[craggy iris]

Julen is great too

[cloud sparrow]

and what??

no problem with julen

[tired crater]

I don't think so

[shell hedge]

and the match itself was fucking disgraceful, to the point that CBS showing clips of Inter Milan vs Barcelona during halftime, felt insulting

[cloud sparrow]

goalkeepers dont have different reaches do they

[upbeat hill]

Sevilla were like 14th

In 2023

[cloud sparrow]

unless one is 5 foot 7 and the other 8 foor 3

[upbeat hill]

And they won the europa league

Aswell

[cloud sparrow]

both goalkeepers wouldve done the same

[craggy iris]

Red card was what killed us and injuries for the 2nd match

[grave glen]

Bro we never even beat arsenal ffs

[frail elk]

Sevilla owns that competition regardless where they finish in the league

[upbeat hill]

Knocked united juve roma

Out

[cloud sparrow]

julen was NEVER a problem

NOT ONCE have i had a problem with him starting over unai

[shell hedge]

Because it took Arsenal over a decade to qualify for the competition again

[cloud sparrow]

i would even argue if padilla wasnt on loan and started that day there wouldnt have been a difference eitehr

[tired crater]

I didn't deny that

[shell hedge]

and when they eventually did, we were being led by a moron

[cloud sparrow]

in the most respectful manner i hope xabi alonso leaves yall to go coach la real

[upbeat hill]

Kepa should return to athletic

[cloud sparrow]

no

hes doing great at bournemouth

[tired crater]

They have good keepers

[cloud sparrow]

and we alr have 3 class keepers

we dont need a 4th to fuck up our situation

what we do need is a new right back if rincon decides to leave permanent

[upbeat hill]

as a backup

maybe

[cloud sparrow]

julen?

hello?

does he not exist??

[upbeat hill]

I js miss kepa

I js said it

[cloud sparrow]

get him back at madrid then idk

[grave glen]

@cloud sparrow I would also like to add the class of the fans in the prem is superior, look at this manga boy calling one of our biggest legends in the history of our club a moron? And still having #ancelottiOut in his name despite him being out already?

If you think you'd do a better job then ancelotti you better stop doing your lil retail job and get your coaching license 😂

[upbeat hill]

Cuz kepa was my hero

In fifa 18

💔💔

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1920228260895412707
now that I think about it, I wonder what their thoughts are about PSG beating four different clubs from "the best league ever"?

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

PSG really beat all FOUR Premier League teams competing in the Champions League this season 😲

Talk about going through the gauntlet 👏

X · May 7, 2025, 9:24 PM

[cloud sparrow]

ancelotti didnt do his taxes

[upbeat hill]

How about munian

[tired crater]

He wasn't that good at the first half of last season

[upbeat hill]

Would u like him

[grave glen]

We not talking about taxes

[cloud sparrow]

as if prem fans dont be criticising EVERYONE

[upbeat hill]

To return

[grave glen]

Ancelotti is just a legend

[cloud sparrow]

i would kill

for muniain back

js for the vibes

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/mbagamdre/status/1888954805449580546

gam (@mbaafraude)

Estoy llorando con esto 😭

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FxTwitter · Feb 10, 2025, 2:14 PM

[cloud sparrow]

incredible tactics "asi asi y asi"

[upbeat hill]

I miss him in athletic

[grave glen]

:3 #ancelottiout #torilout 😂

[cloud sparrow]

bro rly js said go forward

like no shit

[upbeat hill]

He reminded me of Messi

Sometimes

[cloud sparrow]

he was better

[upbeat hill]

Especially against barca

lol

[cloud sparrow]

better person and better player

[upbeat hill]

Idk about person

[cloud sparrow]

yes muniain was a better person than messi

[tired crater]

?

[shell hedge]

If it wasn't for the players we had, we would've finished mid-table in each and every season under Ancelotti

[cloud sparrow]

muniain was a real captain who spoke directly to the fans always and never avoided interviews

[upbeat hill]

I used to copy munian in 2021

[cloud sparrow]

always set the right example

[cloud sparrow]

muy bien

[upbeat hill]

Like his hair style

[tired crater]

That's not true any day

[upbeat hill]

💔

When he had long hair

[wraith isle]

Hi

[cloud sparrow]

2022 muniain was his last prime

2022 muniain made me believe in this team again

[wraith isle]

Any FC barcelona fan with me

[cloud sparrow]

#barcelona

a few there

[upbeat hill]

I mean Both of them are great human beings

Lets not compare them

[cloud sparrow]

messi was a tax evader 😭

[upbeat hill]

Umm

[cloud sparrow]

i will also never forget when messi punched villalibre

so needless

[grave glen]

Prem also got more financial power

More international stars across teams

[cloud sparrow]

more money to fuck around with to do fuck all

in la liga the problem is all the money goes to the "big market teams"

[grave glen]

True

[cloud sparrow]

and teams like osasuna like rayo like celta like us like la real dont get anything

[grave glen]

Its.not equally shared

[cloud sparrow]

thats tebas' fault not the rest of the leagues

[grave glen]

Good point

La liga has tebas in charge

Like wtf

Prem doesn't have a dummy like him

[upbeat hill]

Me too

Fr

[cloud sparrow]

because theyre owned by a whole organisation no?

[upbeat hill]

Jk

[grave glen]

Tbh idek

[upbeat hill]

Put pique as President

[cloud sparrow]

THATS HOW WE ARE GONNA DIE MISTER

pique has alr had enough scandals

we do not need him to make us more

[upbeat hill]

LMAOAAAOAO

[cloud sparrow]

pique in general is a rich priveliged bitch

[grave glen]

Cook

[cloud sparrow]

we dont need sm dumbass like that as president

yk who i want to be president

raul garcia

nvm

he argued w the refs a lot

iniesta then that seems a lot better

[upbeat hill]

great choice

[upbeat hill]

Wasn’t he involved

In the

[waxen orchid]

good footballer ≠ good president

[upbeat hill]

Supercopa

Saudi

[cloud sparrow]

iniesta seems like a good guy tho

[upbeat hill]

Deal ?

[cloud sparrow]

yep

[waxen orchid]

he’s def a good guy

[upbeat hill]

He is

[cloud sparrow]

he was the reason it happened

[upbeat hill]

Fr

[upbeat hill]

L

[waxen orchid]

but do you really want him as a president?

[upbeat hill]

I dont like it

[cloud sparrow]

honestly i think its a good choice

[upbeat hill]

Tbh

[cloud sparrow]

nobody does

[upbeat hill]

I rmbr it wasn’t the first time

2019 they played it somewhere else

Too

[grave glen]

So daniel

As a guy who doesn't support barca or madrid

[upbeat hill]

Oh yes they played it in Morocco

It should be played in spain i don’t understand why play it in saudi arabia

[cloud sparrow]

No

[grave glen]

fairs

Wtf

How was modric's balon dor controversial

[slender olive]

Dognaldo should’ve won 2018 bdo

??

you don’t agree??

[grave glen]

You misspelled goatnaldo

[slender olive]

?

you get my point though

He should’ve won it

No clue why modric ended up with jr

[grave glen]

Him or cr7 yes

[slender olive]

nah cr was the only option

imo

[grave glen]

Never thought id see the day emile praising cr7

[slender olive]

?

I’m being fair

Doesn’t mean I think he’s the goat

[narrow marsh]

He is

[grave glen]

Ohk

[narrow marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gif-18343696

[slender olive]

That’s yo opinion

i have mine

[slender olive]

Ya it should be 8-6 in bdo to Messi

[grave glen]

Now youre trippin again

But its not worth discussing this

[slender olive]

Ok

Join fm draft goat

[grave glen]

Erm what

Football manager?

[noble helm]

ignore em man

💀

[slender olive]

Ye

The df draft

[grave glen]

Bro they all jumped on me like half an hour ago

[noble helm]

I went outside man unlucky

woulda been here

[grave glen]

Idk anyhting about it

[slender olive]

Just make signings bruh

Ain’t that hard

[grave glen]

Lemme see

[slender olive]

Bid n shit

How many msgs u got in the server

[grave glen]

No idea

[slender olive]

Check

[grave glen]

Dont think you can on mobile

[slender olive]

Priority order is if u hv over 50k msgs

U get 3rd priority

[grave glen]

50k???

[slender olive]

Oh ok

[grave glen]

No way

[slender olive]

Yea 50k in the server

[grave glen]

Maybe morty got 50 but defo not me

[prisma charm]

trabzonspor jumpscare

[cloud sparrow]

la liga influencer jumpscare (i touched grass and lost club role)

[upbeat hill]

Ouch

[upbeat hill]

Lunaris bro

I got

Budmir tots

92

[prisma charm]

i dont play that a** game anymore

good for health

[prisma charm]

[lament swallow]

https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/1927034164940779882?t=FXNqyOYRsjZ62JYMxOef0w&s=19

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Raphinha, Lamine Yamal, Robert Lewandowski and Pedri have been nominated for La Liga Player of the Season award. #fcblive 🏆

X · May 26, 2025, 4:08 PM

vini and smellingham 😭

[cloud sparrow]

SANCET 🙏 🙏

[lament swallow]

neither sancet nor pedri (deserved winner) are winning

they'll give it to mbappe

for scoring penalties and fugazi goals when nothing was on the line

[cloud sparrow]

SANCET PLEASEEEE

WHOEVER DECIDES IT

ILL GET ON MY KNEE

S

JS GIVE IT TO SANCET

[prisma charm]

pedri is winning

[prisma charm]

[onyx pendant]

guys

question

who was a better player ?
Busquets or Xabi Alonso ?

[cloud sparrow]

thats a really really bad question

[upbeat hill]

I agree

Lol

[real hull]

Are u deadass asking this?? 💀😭

[upbeat hill]

Busquets

[onyx pendant]

@real hull Xabi Alonso was the starter in Vincente del Bosque's team

that's why I'm asking

the trio was Xavi, Alonso, Iniesta

[upbeat hill]

There is a quote

[onyx pendant]

give it

[upbeat hill]

Busquts

[onyx pendant]

I know it

if you watch Busquets...

[upbeat hill]

I forgot

Yess

Yess

That one

[onyx pendant]

If you watch the game, you don't see Busquets

If you watch Busquets, you see the whole game

it's also true for Fabian Ruiz btw

[upbeat hill]

Del bosque said it himself

Btw welcome back bro

[onyx pendant]

why did he start Xabi Alonso then ?

[onyx pendant]

[upbeat hill]

Sergio was still kinda young

[onyx pendant]

Is Busquets the greatest midfielder in Laliga's history ?

I mean

in term of his impact on laliga

[upbeat hill]

Midfielder?

U mean Cdm

[onyx pendant]

no I'm talking about the player that impacted laliga the most

because for example, I don't think that Modric had a greater impact on laliga

he had a greater impact on football

[upbeat hill]

yes for sure Busquets is the greatest cdm

He played for many

Years

for 15 years

[upbeat hill]

modric played for 13 seasons

And yet some Madridistas think he served longer than iniesta

Lol

[wide osprey]

Bro modric won more trophies than whole barca

[upbeat hill]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

He got 23

[wide osprey]

Why

He can do better passing than whole barca midfield this season

[upbeat hill]

Iniesta has 32

Btw

[wide osprey]

Bro first read this

[upbeat hill]

And barca got 104

[wide osprey]

Than talk

[upbeat hill]

wym he won more

[upbeat hill]

And ?

[wide osprey]

There is a trophy known as UEFA Champions League (if you know)

[upbeat hill]

U said he got more

[upbeat hill]

thats team work

[wide osprey]

Yeah he got 6 of them

[upbeat hill]

Not individual

💀

[wide osprey]

That's because we are better

[upbeat hill]

Comparing a player to a whole team is crazy

[wide osprey]

Bro I am saying Madrid better than barca/🗑🚮

[upbeat hill]

https://tenor.com/view/madvar-real-madrid-arbitre-player-for-madrid-meringué-arbitre-gif-17603599

[wide osprey]

Barca after being knocked out of champions league🤐

https://youtube.com/shorts/y0DIV0IdsIM?si=LzSDtTzyyVQQCwd5

Chelsea vs Barca champions league final

[paper creek]

Visca Barça

[wide osprey]

Bro just see that video

[frail prairie]

You're the most intelligent Real Madrid fan I've seen

[prime compass]

Aight guys what do you think of this tactic ?

Made it for Barça 25/26 season

[upbeat hill]

More attackers

Needed tbh

[prime compass]

Should we just forget about the gk and cd?

[sudden garnet]

Replace harry kane with Julian Alvarez

[cloud sparrow]

lmao what is this bs

[real hull]

Arrow 😭

[hollow flax]

Hi guys

[grave glen]

Hahaha florentino perez my guy 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

[cloud sparrow]

clown on the left guys

[grave glen]

Why do you hate him specifically

[cloud sparrow]

bc he made it impossible for others to be RM president
and hes a corrupt money chasing clown

[grave glen]

He makes Spanish football greater and without him la liga wouldn't be 2nd behind prem but 3rd behind serie a

[grave glen]

I mean idk about any of that

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[grave glen]

As long as we keep winning them ucls he can do whatever tho lmao

[prisma charm]

by paying refs?

[prisma charm]

oh

[grave glen]

No thats barca

Negreira case remember

[prisma charm]

debunked

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[cloud sparrow]

madrid and barca when it comes to paying refs

[grave glen]

Maybe the judge got bribed

Idk

[upbeat hill]

Ur acting like the ex president wasn’t good aswell

[prisma charm]

maybe perez makes this fake case whenever rma goes trophyless

idk

[upbeat hill]

Only reason why florentino won the elections is cuz of the figo deal

[grave glen]

Who knows whether we would've won 6 ucls in 10 years with someone else

And have business booming like this

[cloud sparrow]

business booming is getting clapped by barca 4x

😭

[grave glen]

Yeah maybe idk

We will cross that bridge when we get there innit

[grave glen]

You got clapped by no 17 of the premier league 😂

I dont see how losing any amount of clasico guarantees business being shit?

[cloud sparrow]

bc 2 of those were finals

nice one

[grave glen]

Florentino appointed a coach that won us 3 ucl

[prisma charm]

are u that modric alt?

[cloud sparrow]

the modric was his alt 😭

[prisma charm]

ooh 😭 lol

[grave glen]

trabzonspor jumpscare

[grave glen]

3 ucl in like 5 years if you only count ancelottis

[cloud sparrow]

sorloth moment

[grave glen]

So im sorry 4 clasicos in a row got lost @cloud sparrow

Sorry mate

[cloud sparrow]

no need to apologise bro

[grave glen]

Just so you know before that WE won 4 clasicos in a row

[cloud sparrow]

you need to apologise to yourself

[grave glen]

But daniel hating as always on greatness

[cloud sparrow]

how many of those ended in trophies

[grave glen]

Doesn't matter

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oops-bulls-nba-michael-jordan-number23-gif-17014439

[grave glen]

How many times did you beat us which ended in trophies?

[cloud sparrow]

supercopa 2021 semis

copa 2022 but we didnt win

in the end

[upbeat hill]

Rma won 2 ucls

Under sanz

In 4 years

[grave glen]

Sanz?

Ancelotti won us 3 ucls

Total

[upbeat hill]

Thats the ex president bro

💔

[weary depot]

holy own

[grave glen]

I know wtf

😭😭

Im saying like

Wtf u mean

Sanz??

[weary depot]

yk but u mentioned a manager after

[grave glen]

We won 3 under carlo

[grave glen]

Exactly

Thats just 1 manager

And we had zidane as well

[weary depot]

ur brain can't process any information i swr

[grave glen]

Well believe what you want

[upbeat hill]

In 6 seasons

sanz ended the ucl fast too

[grave glen]

So whose better florentino or laporta?

[upbeat hill]

32 years

[grave glen]

According to you

[upbeat hill]

So

what does this have to do with laporta rn

[grave glen]

Just answer the question

[upbeat hill]

For me laporta

Cuz he took the team to the top

[weary depot]

a certain club lives rent free in his head that's why

[upbeat hill]

and after a huge mess

Rma was good before perez.

[upbeat hill]

Lol

[weary depot]

only man itw that could've brought us out of that mess was Laporta

Laporta brought our golden era asw

[upbeat hill]

and Laporta isnt bad rn he’s literally fixing bartomeu’s

Mistakes

[weary depot]

and the team wasn't the same without him

[upbeat hill]

Yes exactly

[prisma charm]

by signing luis diaz for 80M 🤣

[upbeat hill]

He appointed pep

[grave glen]

Do you never get tired of saying the same nonsense over and over

[waxen pollen]

Barça haven't finished lower down than 3rd since 2002-03, it's not like Laporta took them from mid-table to the top.

[grave glen]

Rentfree 😂 👋

[upbeat hill]

Sixtuple

[weary depot]

it's not him that decides the signings

it's deco

[upbeat hill]

Before laporta won barca was a huge mess

[waxen pollen]

current term or past term?

[upbeat hill]

past

[waxen pollen]

bc Barça are not out of their financial mess yet

[upbeat hill]

And even current

He fixed the team

[upbeat hill]

How is that laportas fault

[waxen pollen]

yeah, he did great in his past term tbh.

[upbeat hill]

Its bartomeu

[waxen pollen]

i didn't say it was

[upbeat hill]

U cant judge him for another mans mistakes

[weary depot]

Laporta came into Barca had to let go of Griezmann and Messi with replacing them by an injury prone Aguero who then had to retire, Depay and Luuk.

[upbeat hill]

Well 2020-2021

[weary depot]

he sold 50+ players in his time at Barca

sold or let go of

[upbeat hill]

They all came for free

Exepct luuk

[weary depot]

including Messi Dembele and Griezmann

Busquets who was replaced by romeu bc we were restricted

he spent 200 million in 6 windows at the club

[upbeat hill]

Lets not forget the 2022

Transfer window

[weary depot]

he won us 6 trophies with a team that was 9th in December the first full season he joined

[trim bough]

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FxTwitter · May 26, 2025, 5:00 PM

Mbappé obv tf

[weary depot]

idc how he let go of Messi and xavi

he has the courage to let his bias aside

for the best of the team

[upbeat hill]

Simply it was not possible

Financially

50 mil a year

[prisma charm]

vini?

[weary depot]

economists went out and said Barca would've been bankrupt if Messi stayed but his glazers continue to blame him

[upbeat hill]

also cuz of

Tebas

[weary depot]

pique also advised the club to not renew messi

but glazers online know better tho

[upbeat hill]

Well laporta signed Ronaldinho aswell

Lets not forget that

Imagine if beckham came instead

☠️

[weary depot]

Laporta also in 22/23

most of his signings are helping the team rn

[real hull]

🤓

[weary depot]

still remember that plan he did for kounde

[upbeat hill]

Hmm

[weary depot]

fooled the entire media

[weary depot]

Pedri or Yamal

[upbeat hill]

Yamal will win the u23

[torn scroll]

hi

[torn scroll]

pedri

[weary depot]

yes?

[torn scroll]

yes what

[weary depot]

pedri goat

[waxen pollen]

antony goat

[torn scroll]

antonys cooking chelsea bro

footballs safe

[waxen pollen]

would love for that to happen 😄

[torn scroll]

holy glaze

[cloud sparrow]

sancet sancet sancet and sancet

[weary depot]

watch football

[torn scroll]

pedri is not as good as iniesta nor zidane bro 😭

[weary depot]

where are Iniesta and Zidane rn

[waxen pollen]

[torn scroll]

hair transplant

[weary depot]

Pedri doesn't need hair transplant

[torn scroll]

hes 22 💀

watch he goes bald when he cranks 30 bro\

[weary depot]

he said he wanna be bald

[torn scroll]

looks like hes already balding ngl

[upbeat hill]

He needs to grow his beard

Again

[torn scroll]

bears

[upbeat hill]

..

[weary depot]

no

[waxen pollen]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3bzsYuIfuxjHeAABpxeJF1sWUfkn7Uw7PSQ&s

[waxen pollen]

He looks like a mexican uncle

[upbeat hill]

Brazil’s first ancelloti squad

Dropped

[weary depot]

why didn't u pick it up

[weary depot]

u didn't get it 💔

[upbeat hill]

Ohhh

💔💔

I mean

Ima let it slide

[cloud sparrow]

how many attackers does bro want

100 attackers but then 5 defenders

[prisma charm]

who cares about defense

🥱

[trim bough]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[torn scroll]

hes calling douglas luis back to the main team for sure

[karmic grail]

Fati loan option to buy for monaco

[dark musk]

Good deal?

[sharp oak]

Any Spaniards in here, any good?

[karmic grail]

Yeah

[cloud sparrow]

who is this

[sharp oak]

IDK, was hoping you could tell me

[cloud sparrow]

not even ik who this be 😭

[upbeat hill]

Most of them are injured

[balmy orchid]

Are yall from Spain?

[frail elk]

dont think zizu nor iniesta can hit 360s whilst scoring bangers can they now

[upbeat hill]

Renovation?

[frail elk]

pini jr> christmas merchant

[fathom cargo]

Salah more consistent

[frail elk]

pls dont think i was serious 😭

[fathom cargo]

Thank god

[fathom cargo]

Vini sucks

[frail elk]

ong he does

[grave glen]

Cmon he cant suck that much he made you miss out on a ucl trophy

[frail elk]

if it werent for courtois u lot would be 8 down

[fathom cargo]

It was Trent’s fault, should have marked vini

[frail elk]

it was all courtois not pini lets be real

[grave glen]

U crazy

[frail elk]

fym

courtois performance was one of the best in a ucl final

[fathom cargo]

Bro it was 8 shots on goal

[frail elk]

he literally carried

[grave glen]

Nah bruv we won fair and square anyway

[frail elk]

against mo salahs shots and manes

noone said u cheated 😭

jus saying it was a sensational goalie performance

[grave glen]

Thank you

[fathom cargo]

Goal was a tap in anyways

Any other defender could have marked him

[grave glen]

As long as we win the trophy it could even be an own goal for all i care

[upbeat hill]

Arda guler is better than salah

[frail elk]

antony>guler

[tranquil cairn]

grass is green ahh

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/1927111287927873609?s=46

The Touchline | Football Coverage (@TouchlineX)

Why didn't you call up Raul Asencio?

Luis de la Fuente: "I don't speak on players who are not here. The four centre backs I picked are the best in La Liga."

X · May 26, 2025, 9:15 PM

[frail elk]

no shot he didnt get called

[foggy cape]

[quick flint]

Huijsen hasn’t even joined the league yet

And he’s already getting BITL shouts

https://tenor.com/view/vanderpump-rules-tea-sip-pool-lisa-gif-5251316

[tranquil cairn]

own 😭 😭

[nova stratus]

why is he looking at me like that

[kindred latch]

bad news

[mint plaza]

😭 🙏

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/l6XH3p2sIUb.gif

[ocean egret]

HAHAHAHAHA

[tropic wagon]

Can we get a new joke

There’s plenty of other vini gifs

[rigid dragon]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1927138187706503519?t=px-L6-HeVhryvWtuAJ8-qA&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚪️ Real Madrid will inform Como and Nico Páz on final decision about buy back clause this week.

The clause available for Real Madrid is €8m this summer, €9m in 2025 and €10m in 2026.

Real also mantain 50% sell-on clause.

Xabi Alonso, involved in the decision. 👀

X · May 26, 2025, 11:02 PM

[shell rune]

That jersey looks soooo nice!

[wary beacon]

is it just me who used to call levante “evil barcelona” as a kid

[dapper dagger]

And he there are others as well who weren’t picked that should go in over Asencio lets be real

[shell hedge]

Ready to start gawking at Spain next week, despite being Greek?

[elder lotus]

Can guler do this?

[prisma charm]

https://www.cope.es/emisoras/navarra/navarra-provincia/pamplona/deportes-cope-navarra/noticias/osasuna-ficha-valetin-rosier-firma-lateral-derecho-proximas-tres-temporadas-20250526_3157477.html

anyone who wacthed him play for leganes, how was he?

[slender olive]

Ready to start glazing England next week despite being American

Ready to glaze Madrid next season despite starting out as a spurs fan

[grave glen]

Cook that fraud

Glory hunting at its finest

[shell hedge]

Doesn't work for Madrid when our season isn't over yet

[slender olive]

Too easy

[grave glen]

He said he stopped watching them because the league got boring lmao

[slender olive]

Spurs?

[grave glen]

Its because of guys like him we get called plastic fans

[grave glen]

Yes

[slender olive]

Crazy

[grave glen]

God forbid we don't win anything in the next 5 years

Idk what team he jumps on next

[slender olive]

Bet you it’s PSG

unfortunately he picked Madrid so that won’t happen

[grave glen]

Yeah another country he never set foot in thats for sure

[shell hedge]

No it's because kids like you go around constantly rambling about "15 UCLs"

[slender olive]

Another country where if he stepped into the pub to support the team he chose he’d get the shit beaten out of him

[prisma charm]

💀

[grave glen]

Indeed

[weary depot]

own

[slender olive]

Stunna fam

[grave glen]

All those anime moves ain't gonna help him out when somebody comes at him fr

[slender olive]

The one time I need you to own mort

Do better bro

[weary depot]

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

But what can you expect from a guy like him

[shell hedge]

If I went into a French pub with a toy gun, everyone would immediately empty their pockets, without me actually saying anything

[slender olive]

nah they’d be too busy laughing at your fat ass struggling to hold up the toy gun

you like nerf mate

[grave glen]

If he walked into a French pub he'd be a Karen and ask for the manager

[slender olive]

I het the bullets get more recoil off your belly than they would anywhere else

[shell hedge]

the French are too busy surrendering everything to laugh at someone like me

the "they would hate you" template doesn't work with them

[slender olive]

ok enough cooking before I get muted

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/idgaf-smug-smug-monkey-lion-beta-gif-2814800372123763926

[latent sun]

kylian mbape

[slender olive]

Ter Stegen to Real Madrid who says no

[ocean egret]

nobody

[slender olive]

🔥 🔥 🔥

Instant barca legend

Uh err I mean Madrid legend

[ocean egret]

@xabialonso Ter Stegen has Bundesliga & LaLiga experience

[ocean egret]

fr

uhh

i mean

yea

real madrid legend yea

[slender olive]

He’s better than courtois

||when he was 5 years old||

@grave glen would you rather have onana or ter stegen

[grave glen]

They're both frauds

But whose worse hmmm

I guess ill take ter stegen then

[ocean egret]

fr?

like take him from us?

please

we will buy onana and sell him to u for a lower price too

family discount

[grave glen]

Will you please stop tagging me you weirdo

[slender olive]

Bro well even throw in Araujo

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crashout-sad-gif-5838530309413055012

Mb

[slender olive]

Araujo+ ter stegen+ onana for free

Who would say no

[ocean egret]

not us

[grave glen]

Araujo is good for small matches but in ucl matches he just plays for the other team or sum

[weary depot]

all my homies hate Ter St*gen

[grave glen]

Man you hate alot of people

On discord atleast

But if ter stegen somehow replied to your insta comment you'd glaze him for eternity

[narrow marsh]

Tr stgen needs a j*b at mcdonalds

[grave glen]

So idk how much that "hate" of yours is worth

[weary depot]

sure

[grave glen]

If not pedri but ter stegen replied your name would've been TerStegenSZN

Tears

[weary depot]

sure man

[grave glen]

You'd be telling me oh hes better then courtois and prime casillas and what not

Ahahahhaha

[weary depot]

sorry

sure kid

that's better

[grave glen]

Ok boy

[round cliff]

Yoooo

[prisma charm]

yo

[round cliff]

Barcelonaaa

[round cliff]

Whats ur team lunaria

[light ledge]

Tomorrow is the most important day on the year

[unborn fiber]

why

[vivid wagon]

conference league final betis is playing

[unborn fiber]

oh

i support betis

[ocean egret]

@light ledge Save football

do not let chelsea win

or else

[cloud sparrow]

that's a rly rly good signing

[night gazelle]

We wont

[ocean egret]

You will

[night gazelle]

I mean we wont lose tho chelsea

[prisma charm]

oh

[winged robin]

just leave the goal empty

[light ledge]

even if we lose its ok

We arent fav, its our first european final and its conference

[ocean egret]

Save football

[dim crater]

visca madrid

[wary beacon]

betis changed their logo

the year of the bird

[prime creek]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1927303051922010252?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 Real Madrid and Benfica, in contact this week as planned for Álvaro Carreras deal.

Agreement done with the player on long term deal, club to club now due to talk about transfer fee.

X · May 27, 2025, 9:57 AM

Easy money from Madrid

[light ledge]

not for benfica

or lazio

[frail elk]

diabolical

benfica always bottles 😭

[oak fossil]

Bro Modric left us😭😭😭

[prisma charm]

very early

[earnest crag]

such a young talent left the team so early

[mellow kindle]

https://x.com/GoalsXtra/status/1927317418189242870?s=19 @foggy cape 😭😭😭

Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra)

FC Barcelona interested in Brighton's Dutch goalkeeper Bart Verbruggen 🇳🇱
(@Santi_J_FM)

The 22-year-old was transferred from Anderlecht for €20M two seasons ago.

He has played 36 Premier League games this season, conceding 58 goals and keeping 7 clean sheets

X · May 27, 2025, 10:54 AM

[prisma charm]

noo

ter stegenn

💔

[foggy cape]

Nuh uh

[mellow kindle]

He's actually good icl

[foggy cape]

Ofc you’d say that

😭

[mellow kindle]

I'm serious

I rate him

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1927307530759217522

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🗣 Thomas Tuchel on Bellingham's shoulder: "Jude has played for many months – way too long, maybe – with this issue. He plays with this huge shoulder strap under his shirt.
︀︀
︀︀I understand that he will go to the Club World Cup, and then at some point have surgery. From a purely medical point, it [surgery] should be yesterday. They keep delaying, because of the importance of Jude."

**💬 30 🔁 107 ❤️ 1.9K 👁️ 60.7K **

FxTwitter · May 27, 2025, 10:14 AM

[rustic onyx]

Didn’t that guy eat 7 goals against Nottingham

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1927318607232487589

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🎖️ Dani Carvajal has been awarded the Gold Medal of the Community of Madrid for his outstanding career.

X · May 27, 2025, 10:58 AM

[rustic onyx]

Yup he did

[hardy token]

https://x.com/santi_j_fm/status/1927312008740773942?s=46&t=_7CwJ1oh29R6X7WsSsgahg

Santi Aouna (@Santi_J_FM)

🚨EXCL: 🔵⚪️🇳🇱 #PL |

❗️FC Barcelone have asked for deal conditions for Bart Verbruggen at Brighton.

✨️ He's high on the list for goalkeeper position with Joan García from Espanyol

https://t.co/OCe6BlfZ1c

X · May 27, 2025, 10:32 AM

[weary depot]

end me

[hardy token]

💀

[dark musk]

Why’s only Real Madrid do this to their players??

If someone injured let them have surgery or rest to heal

Why they think they’ll be relegated

[prisma charm]

https://x.com/lamineburner/status/1927093751526146259

🪖🇯🇵 (@lamineburner)

X · May 26, 2025, 8:05 PM

someone sent me this, 1h 22 😭 , jobless ppl

🥀

[frail elk]

wonderkid 💔

[mint plaza]

5 errors led to goal

Yeah we are cooked

Ik brightons defense is pretty bad but

Bro 😭

[foggy cape]

Ter stegen better

💀

[weary depot]

we're looking for a statue replacement and actually found someone worse

😭😭😭

this club never fails to disappoint me

[mint plaza]

I understand why people hate ter stegen but making a 1 hour compilation is insane work 😭

How do people have that much time in a day to do that

[prisma charm]

😭

[light ledge]

Joan García wouldnt join the enemy team

Of course

[prisma charm]

where is he going to in epl tho?

man utd oh no

[light ledge]

might be

or any other laliga team

but not barcelona

[tired dirge]

If I was em I'd join barca

Wanna be called the Figo regen

Name sounds sick

Why tf am I on laliga section

[foggy cape]

😭

[upbeat hill]

Wsg

Chat

[prisma charm]

hi

why do u keep changing ur pfp every 2hours 😭

[weary depot]

he's a barca fan

[tired crater]

I'm already bored of non-football days from now

[stoic wyvern]

get ter stegen out of barca asap

[mystic sleet]

onana of la liga

[stoic wyvern]

szczesny and joan garcia

and barca is set

ter stegens displays are so bad its crazy

only la liga game lost in 2025 for barca was with him in goal

this isnt a fluke

[wary beacon]

hes cooked man

his legs dont leg anymore

[stoic wyvern]

he wasnt even good before the injury too

[umbral glade]

yas bois

[trim bough]

Well, La Liga Player of the Season ranking (votes) so far:

1- Kylian Mbappé: 40.7%
2- Lamine Yamal: 29.7%
3- Pedri: 14.7%
4- Raphinha: 8.6%
5- Sancet: 2.3%
6- Isco: 1.6%
7- Vini Jr: 1.1%
8- Lewandoski: 0.8%
9- Bellingham: 0.6%

[ripe field]

just a bit more till 250k 🙏

[ripe field]

he's prolly the best barca comp maker

[ripe field]

our greatest ever player alexia putellas previously played for espanyol before joining us

he can do the same

(copium)

[trim bough]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1927270758440411389

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🇭🇷 Luka Modrić's top 5 players:

1. Maradona
2. Francesco Totti
3. Ronaldo Nazario
4. Zvonimir Boban
5. Zinedine Zidane

X · May 27, 2025, 7:48 AM

[grave glen]

That’s some negative ball knowledge from Modric

😭

[cloud sparrow]

no nico williams

ts fake

[narrow marsh]

Who I'd zvobinirjeerjeikvbo boban

[frail prairie]

I respect Modrić's choice

[upbeat hill]

Hmm

I am a wanted man

Bro

[wheat spoke]

Are you a Getafe fan by any chance?

[compact siren]

Lamine Yamal glaze is unreal

[harsh sonnet]

Yamal 2031?

He will own VARdrid for years to come.

[trim bough]

opposite 😊

[frail elk]

no no vadrid is indeed cooked

[tranquil cairn]

🤣 hilarious

seriously

should be a stand up comedian

[trim bough]

a

wait fr?

[frail elk]

papa perez is at it again apparently

[tranquil cairn]

self reacting demon

[trim bough]

bro

everyone self react here

[wheat spoke]

Second one I’ve ever met 😭

The first one is from Colombia

[trim bough]

first time seeing a getafe fan here

[craggy iris]

Dead internet theory

Are you from Getafe?

💀

Cause the average Getafe citizen supports Madrid

La Roja mood 🔥

France is getting cooked

[frail elk]

mate having passion and getafe in the same sentence is like having arsenal and european trophy, it dont work like that

[light ledge]

Would be valid if fem football was relevant

[lost obsidian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiZ9ovP3TYg

[craggy iris]

Hopefully Betis wins tomorrow. Chelsea fans are greedy and won't even celebrate the trophy

[cloud sparrow]

nations league 🙏

[craggy iris]

Easy

[frail elk]

what does that even mean 😭

[craggy iris]

Chelsea fans don't care about conference

They consider it 2nd class competition

[frail elk]

i mean it is literally a 3rd class eurpoean trophy but it doesnt mean they wont appreciate it 😭

[craggy iris]

I've seen their comments upon the final and they won't appreciate it

[frail elk]

i am happy if either win it

antony winning a trophy with betis would be class tbf

[craggy iris]

#against modern football

[frail elk]

whatever u say mate

its not like i support either

jus neutral

[craggy iris]

Chelsea is based on oil money

We support traditional clubs like Betis

[frail elk]

chelsea wasnt based on oil money until corona hit i am pretty sure and they had to sell their club

could be mistaken, since then they hadnt been consistent so i dont see a problem with them winning a trophy

[craggy iris]

They are based on oil money since the corrupted Russian oligarch took over in early 00's

He was sanctioned and forced to sell after the war

[frail elk]

regardless, its a club with history so its respectable, unlike clubs like man city, psg and newcastle

so it dont matter

[craggy iris]

??

[frail elk]

these 3 are the epitome of oil

qatar saudi and uae drainage 😭

[craggy iris]

City and Newcastle had more history than Chelsea before 2000

[frail elk]

dont matter

still major oil clubs

[craggy iris]

Didn't say the opposite

But your point was wrong

[frail elk]

man said before 2000

😭

[craggy iris]

Yh football exists since 1880

[frail elk]

but u werent mate

it dont matter

[craggy iris]

It does to me

Depends on region

[weary depot]

#TerStegenOUT has reached 288k posts

😭😭😭

[frail elk]

i mean yea as long as they aint rivals

nah it aint like that

[craggy iris]

They are not real rivals

But you can't support 2 teams from the same league

They are not real fans

[tired crater]

Not really work like that. As an Egyptian I support my local town club and Al ahly which is the biggest club here. Not sure but I guess people do that in European leagues tho

[pine sundial]

#TerStegenout

[light ledge]

My friends are rma-betis and barca-betis fans

I can tell you they are fake betis fans

[trim bough]

Update cuz ye

La Liga Player of the Season ranking (votes) so far:

1- Kylian Mbappé: 40.9%
2- Lamine Yamal: 30%
3- Pedri: 14.8%
4- Raphinha: 8.4%
5- Sancet: 1.9%
6- Isco: 1.5%
7- Vini Jr: 1.1%
8- Lewandoski: 0.8%
9- Bellingham: 0.6%

[tired crater]

Ig it's well deserved

[real hull]

Fans will only have 40% of a say on whose gonna win it

[tired crater]

That's enough for mbappe to win it

[real hull]

Mbappe aint winning shit💀

Barely beat a grandpa for pichichi

[trim bough]

Wait Yamal is at 30.1% now

[tired crater]

He's most voted already

[trim bough]

wth

[real hull]

U know fans only have 40% of a say

[tired crater]

Who said that all the other 60% won't vote to mbappe

[frail elk]

icl mbappe does deserve it

[tired crater]

He beat all Europe in golden boot

[real hull]

Only cus gyokeres was getting 1.5 pts for every goal scored 💀

[tired crater]

Bcz he's in Portuguese league if he was in a top 5 league he won't get 25+ goals

[real hull]

U never know that

[tired crater]

Ik but that's how points for golden boot works

[dapper jay]

Carlitos Vela RETIRES from professional football.

[spiral charm]

Mbappe has been great in la liga

[shell hedge]

Sancet and Isco are far too low

Also where's Antony?

[trim bough]

not in it

[shell hedge]

Because he's getting the ultimate version of the award?

[trim bough]

idk

[quick flint]

Sancet way too low

[frail elk]

vini and jude in the top 10 jus shows madrid tax icl

antony should legit be higher

[wary beacon]

vini has been so ass

idk how he got into top 10

[shut belfry]

Real betis, make us proud tomorrow

Bring this cup to España

[worn cliff]

i cant wait!

[shut belfry]

Same!

[worn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-bocchi-dance-anime-dance-anime-cute-dance-gif-8640564821222907754

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hecbellerin-hector-bellerin-bellerin-real-betis-betis-gif-22920040

[worn cliff]

what are we gonna do to kill some time anyways?

[dapper jay]

Will Antony show up

[worn cliff]

i wont be surprised if he does 😂

i am sure he will

[shut belfry]

I’m gonna hang out with my gf until game’s on. Since I just finished my finals

Another uni year done

Thank god

Stress free

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[worn cliff]

have fun with your girlfriend!

meanwhile

[shut belfry]

Ty bonchonnn!!

[worn cliff]

i will be watching as much anime as i can find

i probably have no life

😂

[shut belfry]

Konichiwaaaaaa

[shut belfry]

No you do, you just love watching anime

Nothing wrong with that

I personally don’t like anime

I’ve only watched death note

And it was brilliant

https://tenor.com/view/lawliet-gif-25852971

[worn cliff]

me too

if real betis wins tomorrow

i might try and get a jersey

but

[shut belfry]

Never

[worn cliff]

i heard that there is a naruto jersey

[dapper jay]

The anime I’ve heard is beastars

[shut belfry]

Idk what it is but I’ve never worn a jersey that isn’t my club’s

[worn cliff]

so that convinces me enough

😂

i dont think i can get it though

i live in canada

[shut belfry]

Oh yhhhh

That was cool tbh

[shut belfry]

Sure you can it’s 2025

Shipping fee tho 😬

📈

[worn cliff]

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if only i live in spain

[shut belfry]

Spain lives in us

[dapper jay]

Do you ever plan to move to Spain?

[shut belfry]

I’d love to live in Spain, Barcelona

That would be a dream come true

[worn cliff]

especially madrid, yes

but i think many would assume that i am only there for real madrid

[dapper jay]

Like imagine being in a store and stumbling across an Atleti player or former player man

[worn cliff]

i would love that!

[shut belfry]

That’d be magical

[worn cliff]

but im terrified of the intense passion the fanbase has

[shut belfry]

I wanna meet Sergi Roberto randomly

Even tho he lives in Italy atm

But when he retires

I’ve only been to my club’s city once in my life

Loved every second of it

[worn cliff]

thats good for you!

wish i can go to madrid myself

[shut belfry]

Saw the great CAMP!