la-liga

[bitter raven]

“Calling it a trophy factory is cute — factories actually require work, not just bribes, bias, and brand power.”

[ocean egret]

warra semifinal for “real madrid”

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-oh-hell-naww-dog-gif-9009732769714372825

[stoic storm]

Rice free kick is insane

[grave glen]

Whats little yamal gonna do against skelly

[weary depot]

never did in a professional game

[prisma charm]

try not get fouled

[weary depot]

never will

[frail elk]

ayt we give u lewa and fati for budimir

[prisma charm]

foul merchant skullt

[real hull]

Everything that rodrygo couldn’t

[prisma charm]

budimir doesnt leave

[narrow marsh]

Barcelona? More like Barçelona FC—Financial Crisis Edition.
They used to play tiki-taka, now it’s tiki-taxes.
La Masia went from producing Ballon d'Or winners to TikTok midfielders with 3-star weak feet.
They spent millions to “activate levers” just to draw against Getafe.
And their fans? Still posting 2011 highlights like it's a personality trait.
"Trust the youth," they say—bro, your midfield is 12 years old and your defense retires after every sprint.
Basically: they’re playing Football Manager on hard mode with no budget and vibes only.

[frail elk]

💔

[prisma charm]

barca fans, araujo is beast a 1v1s right?

[grave glen]

stop with the chatgpt wars

[frail elk]

not anymore

[grave glen]

At the end of the day we lost and you lost but we won it the past year and you haven't won it in 11 so 🤫

[prisma charm]

last season ?

[bitter raven]

"Real Madrid? The club that's basically a luxury retirement home for overpriced stars. They don't build teams, they buy headlines. Their scouting strategy is just checking Ballon d'Or shortlists. They’ve had more galácticos than actual tactics. When things go wrong, the only plan is to throw money until something sticks — and somehow Florentino Pérez still acts like it's a genius blueprint."

"And let’s not forget: the fans boo their own players if they misplace one pass. The Bernabéu is less of a fortress and more of a fashion runway — half the crowd comes to show off their sunglasses, not support the team. No loyalty, no patience, just pressure and drama."

"Sure, they’ve got the trophies. But if Real Madrid were a person, they'd be that spoiled rich kid who wins everything because daddy paid for it. Talent? Maybe. But money talks louder than merit over there."

[real hull]

We still dominated Spain in the last decade

[bitter raven]

I'm gonna get muted for this

[frail elk]

yeah

[grave glen]

"Araujo clearance rudiger" 😂

[bitter raven]

but it's worth it

[ocean egret]

beast at red cards

[grave glen]

We dominated the WORLD

[prisma charm]

prime araujo getting cooked

[ocean egret]

Cold

[real hull]

U can’t dominate the world when u can’t even dominate the country u play in

[narrow marsh]

Barcelona’s identity crisis is so bad, even their shadow possession has dropped.
Went from Xavi-Iniesta-Messi to pass sideways, panic, pray.
They built Camp Nou into a construction site just to match their trophy ambitions—under renovation.
And what’s with the financial “levers”? Bro sold the club's soul, TV rights, and half the stadium for Raphinha and a Europa League exit.
Their defense leaks more than their boardroom secrets.
Balde thinks he’s prime Alves, but plays like a winger with a broken radar.
Lewandowski? Out here doing cardio and collecting invisible Ballons d’Or.
And Xavi? Tactical genius in press conferences, confused dad on the sidelines.
He’s out here talking about "Barcelona DNA"—bro, even the DNA left on a free transfer.

[grave glen]

We just did

[ocean egret]

SYBAUUUU

[prisma charm]

chatgpt 1 season late

[real hull]

U didn’t tho

[grave glen]

Guys let's not go too crazy with the chatgpt haha

[ocean egret]

probably pumped the world with more co2 than china with allat ai

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kroos-modric-6-six-champions-league-gif-2736989258548424067

You sure?

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-champions-league-celebrations-wembley-ancelotti-gif-13863833680115807605

[craggy iris]

I just clocked we have less defeats than Madrid in all competitions this season

[weary depot]

no way he's flexing international trophies for national

[real hull]

Didn’t know teams from Asia Africa or America can compete in ucl

[grave glen]

We won the cwc multiple times jn those 10 years

So yes we owned the world

Not just europe

[narrow marsh]

All

[prisma charm]

none 🤣

[grave glen]

Nah but listen ucl is actually rigged regardless of clubs

Yk why

Asian clubs compete in it

[narrow marsh]

Gun on your head name a fair ucl barca won

[grave glen]

Fenerbahce for example is in Asia they shouldn't be allowed to compete in ucl

[ember urchin]

vardrid would get cook by chelsea if they met each other in europa finals

[grave glen]

Go compete in Asia ucl or.some shit

[prisma charm]

turkey is in europe no?

[narrow marsh]

Istanbul is Europe

[grave glen]

Only.part of it the majority is asia

[grave glen]

Only part of it

[weary depot]

with correct decisions we'd have 7 ucls being 1 off from Milan being the 2nd most

[grave glen]

Google it fenerbahce is in asia

[narrow marsh]

Source

[grave glen]

Anyway

[craggy iris]

Istanbul is in Europe

[real hull]

@grave glen 😭😭

[grave glen]

@ember urchin we got huijsen bro i thought we were broke

[ember urchin]

alcoron 5-0 madrid 🤣

[grave glen]

ONLY PART OF IT

[craggy iris]

Whatever culturally European

[grave glen]

You lot clearly didnt pay attention in school

[weary depot]

https://x.com/Ranking_IFFHS/status/1856726408153674156?t=BRLOYVQzknYe6FpPSFQc7A&s=19 IFFHS

IFFHS (@Ranking_IFFHS) on X

Champions League Palmares if VAR was used since 1955. #ChampionsLeague #uefachampionsleague

X · Nov 13, 2024, 3:50 PM

[prisma charm]

who said rma was broke ?

[ember urchin]

embrassing L of madrid history btw

[warm quest]

this channel always got some fight

[grave glen]

This kid here@ember urchin

[weary depot]

this season makes it tied on 8

[grave glen]

stfu

dumbass

Ahahahaahh

[ember urchin]

do blud know madrid wants saliba first and they couldnt afford to get him, Pujisen was last choice for vardrid

[grave glen]

Pedriszn

The insane insane cope

[grave glen]

fenerbahçe is in the asian part of istanbul btw

[ocean egret]

what did he say this time

[grave glen]

Pedriszn said we shud have 5 ucl and they should have 7

[grave glen]

turkey is in uefa and we are allowed to perform in europe

😭

[vagrant river]

Fr tho

[grave glen]

this dumbass says otherwise

[narrow marsh]

just cause var exists doesn't mean its used correctly lmao and this list has many inaccuracies

[weary depot]

I didn't say that

IFFHS did

[grave glen]

You sent it

[grave glen]

Do you agree with it?

[weary depot]

the context of var is to make the correct decisions

[narrow marsh]

Yea that's why they make correct decisions daily right??

[vagrant river]

How does my account get suspended what the flip

[weary depot]

more than refs no?

[narrow marsh]

Deserved

[vagrant river]

I didnt do anything

[ocean egret]

yo

wtf is the server avatar

[narrow marsh]

Logo got changed wtf

[weary depot]

they made it worse

[grave glen]

new logo is ass

[ocean egret]

no offense this is trash

[weary depot]

#bringbackolddf

[narrow marsh]

All offense this is SHIT

[grave glen]

Brother EWW

Make real maxrid logo or something

Biggest club

[light ledge]

football server and laliga getting new trash logos 🤝

[narrow marsh]

No put osasuna

[narrow marsh]

Cook

[grave glen]

Why

[frank thicket]

This new logo is bad like the state of Real Valladolid

[narrow marsh]

Osasuna nunca se rinde👏 👏 👏

[grave glen]

La liga? Server?

[vagrant river]

I like rhe old logo

[ocean egret]

just clocked stunna's tag
unblocking for that

[ember urchin]

madrid isnt bigger than la liga

[vagrant river]

This is rigged im not even underage

[grave glen]

Man idc keep me blocked

But listen

[light ledge]

laliga old logo is better than the new one

[grave glen]

vote for your bro in #1189585026933850162 we need this logo reverted

[grave glen]

I forgot what it was but it got changed cos of pedriszn suggestion correct

Blame him

[ocean egret]

nah

ur with humanity

[weary depot]

what

rent free

[grave glen]

This is your fault

[weary depot]

i didn't ask for the new logo

[narrow marsh]

how do you get tags like that

[grave glen]

😡😡

[cloud sparrow]

wtf is that new logo

[weary depot]

i literally asked them to bring the old green one back

[grave glen]

Some servers have tags

[vagrant river]

I think messi should be the new logo

[grave glen]

You gotta join one

[ocean egret]

its soo bad bro

[narrow marsh]

Send link dm

[stoic storm]

I HATE IT

[grave glen]

Ask them again seeing as they listen to you

[weary depot]

@cloud sparrow @craggy iris we face off in the supercup semis next season

[weary depot]

they don't remember it

[cloud sparrow]

ooh do we

[weary depot]

i asked scourge

[real hull]

Yh

[weary depot]

yeah

[grave glen]

What he say

[weary depot]

he doesn't remember

[grave glen]

Oh right

[weary depot]

there being the old one

[craggy iris]

Sigh

[real hull]

Keep the current logo since it goes with the name color

[ocean egret]

YOO

[grave glen]

Just be glad its barca and not us

[ocean egret]

old logo back

[grave glen]

Huijsen and trent we won't concede as much

[ember urchin]

LOL

[real hull]

They would have it easier if they faced yall

[grave glen]

they reverted the logo

we won

And xabi offense is gonna make mbappe easily best player itw

[ember urchin]

VARDRID got 2 pucas pazquez

tears

[craggy iris]

Couldn't care less for a Super cup game in Jeddah

Super cup should be one game and in Spain

[grave glen]

A trophy is a trophy wtf whether its bilbao jeddah or the south pole

Well ye but it isn't

[ocean egret]

saudi promotional cup

[craggy iris]

Then I don't care about it

[ocean egret]

[grave glen]

Wow ok

[cloud sparrow]

that was quick

[grave glen]

Idk what to say but ok

Wbu daniel

[cloud sparrow]

rigged for el plastico final

as usual

[grave glen]

Whats the rig exactly

[ember urchin]

its boring to face against peewee vardrid. i rather to face against bilbao or socdedidad instead

[craggy iris]

They want an El Clasico in Saudi so much

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[craggy iris]

Gotta make it about two teams all the time

[grave glen]

What an abominable sentence

[craggy iris]

2 legged semifinals in cup too

In case of an upset

[ocean egret]

socdedidad

[grave glen]

@ember urchin broke vardrid plashing money for huijsen 😹

[cloud sparrow]

d1 riggery

[ember urchin]

i speak for madrid fanbases, hes not even upgrade from ascencio

huijsen would be last CB on our roster

even alaba clears him

[grave glen]

Me and you voicechat when

I wanna hear you bait in person

It’s over for La Liga

[strange cosmos]

Kylian Mbappe

And just like that... Kylian Mbappé rips through the silence, rips through the script! From despair to defiance in seconds! France are alive—Mbappé has willed it so! The boy from Bondy, the prince of Paris, writes his legend on the grandest stage of all! Argentina stunned, the world entranced—football, you beautiful, brutal game!

[grave glen]

It’s so over Madrid signed Grug

football is finished

[shell hedge]

It should be moved to pre-season to match it's valuation

Spanish Super Cup is literally the Spanish Audi Cup

[strange cosmos]

KYLIAN MBAPPE

WILL OWN EVERY TEAM JUST LIKE HE ALREADY DOES

[shell hedge]

because it rhymes with Grug?

[grave glen]

exactly

football is finished because it rhymes with Grug

[lucid ruin]

Yeah yeah yeah

[umbral glade]

Yep the games gone

Tr

[grave glen]

@weary depot hi can you translate pls

[thick saddle]

No lol

[cloud sparrow]

awhhh

you wouldve seen that berenguer GOLAZO

[dapper jay]

Assist against Betis yesterday

[craggy iris]

That too

[grave glen]

Respect grizzi kid

Im joking

Im not an atletico fan after all

[dapper jay]

🔥

[trim bough]

they can actually win a treble

[cloud sparrow]

"newspaper"

and what is R$

[trim bough]

lmao i just noticed ts

[cloud sparrow]

144 million brasilian reals is 22.6 million euros

and antony is worth way more

so bs

[warm cobalt]

Hello

[real hull]

Robux

[light ledge]

Atleti wont take antony

and if they take him antony will become bad again

[shell hedge]

@dapper jay @bold isle
https://x.com/Atleti/status/1924359954854449429
https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1924445797912908237

Atlético de Madrid (@Atleti) on X

⚡ Cargada por Thunderstruck. Forjada en la tormenta. Diseñada para impactar. Nuestra segunda equipación para la temporada 2025/26 ya está aquí.

X · May 19, 2025, 7:02 AM

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Atleti drop their new away kit ⚡

**💬 57 🔁 251 ❤️ 4.5K 👁️ 141.2K **

FxTwitter · May 19, 2025, 12:43 PM

[dapper jay]

I like this away jersey

Nike finally cooked

[shell hedge]

the yellow looks better in a darker tone

the leak pictures made the yellow look somewhat bright, which would've ruined the kit design

[dapper jay]

Agreed

[worn cliff]

please let this be reality

if he joins us

we can win our first ever champions league

[light ledge]

or being out of ucl spots for the first time after many years of ucl

[ocean egret]

ur losing the final to us

[light ledge]

You cant choose the goat

Goat chooses you

[tranquil cairn]

poetry juanito

[ocean egret]

gerard martín chose us

[dapper jay]

Antoine Griezmann chose us

[worn cliff]

nuh uh

[worn cliff]

no

[bitter raven]

Favorite server moment ngl

[thick ingot]

❌

[gritty talon]

Prédiction of winner la Liga 2025/26

[shell hedge]

Las Palmas

[wary beacon]

its alright

[worn cliff]

it will be us

along with the domestic treble

if i can believe

😂

[thick ingot]

...

It will be

Atletico

[worn cliff]

even cosmic said it!

no doubt we’re winning it

as long as alvarez stays

please stay, i beg of you alvarez

https://tenor.com/view/100-girlfriends-anime-anime-girl-cry-crying-gif-2196622299080823870

[thick ingot]

What do you think about that double touch pen

[worn cliff]

i cried

yet i moved on

[thick ingot]

Really unfortunate

They were the better side that match

[trim bough]

well

i agree

alvarez freekick was crazy tho

[worn cliff]

we were

it got me thinking we’ll make it to the quarterfinals at the end

but it didnt worked out

it didnt stop there by the way

i got my hopes high up against barcelona in laliga when we were leading 2-0

[bitter raven]

Elmo's world? Is that Olmo? 😭

[worn cliff]

at the end it was 2-4

ferran why?

https://tenor.com/view/feliz-cumpleaños-gif-7297031782740332415

[worn cliff]

so many barcelona fans wants him to join their club

i want alvarez to stay

[trim bough]

ye

[worn cliff]

i hope he does

[bitter raven]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-finding-nemo-bruce-grin-grinning-gif-27437427

[worn cliff]

no

don’t

[trim bough]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-release-swim-away-little-fish-water-gif-16717564

[bitter raven]

Yeah he's my dream ST

[worn cliff]

you wont get him

find someone else

like

jonathan david or someone

wait no

gyokeres

i think i spelt his name right

[bitter raven]

I will come back to this one day

[trim bough]

or darwin nunez

so we can win the treble too

[worn cliff]

if he ends up joining barcelona

i will cry

[worn cliff]

not really sure about him 😂

[thick ingot]

Alvarez is actually goated on Atletico

[worn cliff]

i heard he only does something when he has to play for his country

[thick ingot]

Doesn't make sense for him to move to a club in the same league

[trim bough]

ye

[worn cliff]

and we wont release him

i know that he can still win trophies with us

its only a matter of time

[wary beacon]

barca

then barca

then barca

then atleti

[wary beacon]

considering we have 950m

we should sign him

hes insane

i love watching him

[worn cliff]

if suarez can win the laliga with us

then alvarez can win it with us at some point

[worn cliff]

no

[dapper dagger]

All banter aside, the only time when you can win the league is when both us & madrid hit a lump

[worn cliff]

sign someone else

[worn cliff]

nuh uh

[thick ingot]

Jonathan David is available fr

[dapper dagger]

Sadly atleti wont win laliga for at least a decade

[thick ingot]

Or

[dapper dagger]

You can still win cups tho

Lock in

[worn cliff]

i still hope for laliga next season

[thick ingot]

Emi Martinez to Barca?

[worn cliff]

yeah

[dapper dagger]

Icl you had better chances this year

[worn cliff]

i hope we can sign more talented players to our squad

and for some miraculous reason, simeone plays another formation other than his infamous “park the bus” tactic

[upbeat hill]

Another derby

[dapper dagger]

Can’t wait to collect our annual injury in San mames

[worn cliff]

i hope this time we can make it to the finals and win it

[dapper jay]

Yes 🤣

[dapper jay]

Griezmann masterclass.. 2026 remastered of

[wary beacon]

nah im good

[upbeat hill]

3-5 again

[wary beacon]

alvarez tho

alvadaddy

[upbeat hill]

I hope they play in spain

Spanish supercup should be played in spain

[wary beacon]

jonathan david to atleti

alvarez to barca

[worn cliff]

yeah

i think its enough time spent at saudi arabia

we should go back playing the supercopa de españa at spain again

[worn cliff]

i would love to see that happen

[wary beacon]

ye me too

only if alvarez can switch up

[upbeat hill]

First of all the stadium is almost empty

Also

Some huge problem happend in the recent version

[wary beacon]

ye

[thick ingot]

What happened to Robert Lewandowski tho

[upbeat hill]

Mallorca players wife’s were harassed i think

[wary beacon]

alvarez cf

disney st

olmo

super sub

[upbeat hill]

Considering la cartuja is back

Yh

[round oracle]

What

[grave glen]

Explain all those words gng

[round oracle]

what words

it’s deleted

[thick ingot]

Huh

[grave glen]

What a dickhead😹

He conned me

Oh well thanks anyway

[round oracle]

Ok

[grave glen]

Or he got banned idk

[dapper jay]

Deltai always getting muted now

[grave glen]

What he get muted for

[thick ingot]

damn

[ember urchin]

https://x.com/reshadfcb/status/1924577295047491596?s=46

@grave glen i thought Barcelona is broke 🤨

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB)

🚨 Joan Laporta: “Barça will earn around €950M. That’s almost a billion euros. We’re very confident that we’ll be within the 1:1 rule” #FCB 🔵🔴

X · May 19, 2025, 9:25 PM

[grave glen]

I said you were broke beginning of the szn

You might not be as broke anymore

Cos of Spotify and shit like that

But this doesn't change anything g

If we want we'd still buy the camp nou

And sell it to another club

Or make it our training stadium idk

Wait I just realised

YOU told me were broke

We bought huijsen

[ember urchin]

Camp nou will generate lot of profit than “santiago pernbeau”

[grave glen]

😹😹

Bait used to be believable bro

[grave glen]

Also its alot more profit than

Thank god ur not on barca's twitter

[thick ingot]

Yes

[wary beacon]

the bernabeu has been more of a loss, no?

[tranquil cairn]

you cant even buy half of it

[foggy cape]

https://www.fcbarcelona.com/en/news/876430/fc-barcelona-becomes-the-first-sports-club-in-the-world-to-surpass-the-1-billion-mark-in-revenues/amp

[tranquil cairn]

camp nou is worth 2 billion.

[foggy cape]

[tranquil cairn]

^

plus

https://x.com/barcatimes/status/1924566368302645436?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨🎙️| Laporta: "1:1? The salary cap is set by La Liga at the end of the season, according to budgets. We'll have €950M in revenue this season, almost a billion. We'll be at the 1:1." #fcblive

X · May 19, 2025, 8:42 PM

[foggy cape]

Blud thought Madrid was the first club to surpass 1 billion revenue

[tranquil cairn]

🤣 🤣

[foggy cape]

🕊️

[grave glen]

2018

[grave glen]

Silence

[tranquil cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-gif-speed-confused-look-around-gif-15323274389497386203

[real hull]

This is why u never trust chat gpt in big 2025

[grave glen]

Maybe ur right

No more chatgpt usage

[foggy cape]

Revenue: €1.073 billion, making it the first football club to surpass €1 billion in revenue.

[grave glen]

Yeah cool

[foggy cape]

23/24

[real hull]

Its been going crazy lately with some random bs

[grave glen]

Idc about whose first

[real hull]

And its still aint updated

😭😭

That shit stuck in 23/24 season

[grave glen]

But listen

We still got more money than you

[wary beacon]

i started to think u were broke

ur signing every one on free contracts

[normal gulch]

Spotify money came through

[thick ingot]

Guys who do you think is gonna become a better player in the future

Mbappe or yamal

[grave glen]

https://youtu.be/wqpbe1wn9Gk

[wary beacon]

yamal

mbappe is going to turn 27

holy shit

mbappe is 27

[wary beacon]

they were laughing at the deal

[normal gulch]

If yamal gets better with no injuries he will be up there

[wary beacon]

its been a huge deal man

spotify goated

and the sponsor isnt even bad

doesnt look wrong

better than rakuten

[thick ingot]

Taylor Swift

[real hull]

Spotify jokes in big 2025

Those aint even funny anymore

[wary beacon]

that was the dark era

1 la liga in 4 years

with spotify

2 in 3

[normal gulch]

Ayy to go from being broke to getting 1 billion fair play

[real hull]

We were never broke……

[normal gulch]

Dawg …

[real hull]

U deadass know nothing

[plain salmon]

🫂 🫂

[grave glen]

Mate you had people set up gofundme

Wym you wasn't broke

[normal gulch]

Aight buddy too late in the night for this

[grave glen]

Players forfeited their salary

[normal gulch]

simple google search got this

[thick ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-dancing-gif-13409123265899658042

Yamal

[grave glen]

Played almost for free

You sold messi cos you couldn't afford him

[normal gulch]

and he wanted to lower his salary too i remember

[real hull]

We got rid of him

[grave glen]

True

[real hull]

And it was the best choice

[thick ingot]

would you guys like Messi to join Barcelona

[real hull]

No

[plain salmon]

Yeah

[real hull]

Its time at barca as a player has finished

[plain salmon]

One last dance

[real hull]

No thanks

[tranquil cairn]

fuck that dance

[plain salmon]

Please

[tranquil cairn]

messi in the big 25 mate let him play in the mls

[thick ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-dribble-goal-champions-messi-vs-all-real-madrid-players-messi-vs-rm-players-messi-rm-players-gif-19573297

[tranquil cairn]

bring in fucking isak

[real hull]

He even struggling there

[normal gulch]

Guys falling apart in miami and demanding yellows he can’t go barca

[real hull]

So yh we don’t need that last dance

😭😭

[thick ingot]

Nah

He's balling

[plain salmon]

🥱 😮‍💨

[real hull]

Thats why he held 3 yesterday

[plain salmon]

I know…

[thick ingot]

He might leave

[plain salmon]

Well on finalissima cup maybe

[thick ingot]

Miami is a pretty bad team

[real hull]

Its being managed by bums

Sold some of their good players

And replaced em with some bums who don’t even know how to play

[real hull]

He expensive asf

Prem tax

120mil or even more

[thick ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-alexander-isak-alex-isak-alexander-isak-gif-8480496097251641621

[tranquil cairn]

ok david

jonathan

[real hull]

Napoli already started negotiating with him😭😭

Gyokeres will probably go to utd

[tranquil cairn]

nononononono

he still hasnt accepted the deal from napoli

[plain salmon]

Do we need a dc?

[real hull]

Never said he did lol

But Napoli made the first move

Others were sleeping 😭

[real hull]

A what??

[plain salmon]

center forward

[grave glen]

Wtf

But

Legend

[tranquil cairn]

laputa said we gotta finish up the renewals and then we gonna work wit the signings

[grave glen]

Barca goat

Leo messi

😭

[real hull]

Who gives a damn about that

[plain salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-ganhamo-gif-22966067

[real hull]

We wouldn’t be where we are today if Messi stayed

[real hull]

Yh we do need one

[plain salmon]

🥺

[real hull]

Cant rely on a grandpa again

[grave glen]

Yo ur ruthless

On ur own legend

Without messi barca would be like

Idk

Bilbao or something

[real hull]

Ur acting as if we didn’t have any other ballers in the team…..

[grave glen]

Without messi we would have a 30 win clasico streak or something

[plain salmon]

Np, and la masía cooks Again!! 😂 ✍️, need more kids mikey? make the order to la masía, and they will create the player we need

[real hull]

That’s why u lost 4 Classico in a row

[plain salmon]

Jkjkjk

[plain salmon]

16 goals in total

[real hull]

We already got a rw cookin there aswell😭😭

[grave glen]

Obviously im talking in all those years where we had ronaldo

[plain salmon]

😂 😂 ✍️

the factory

[sacred ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-lamine-yamal-campeon-lamine-yamal-supercopa-lamine-yamal-celebracion-gif-18210917431130694093

[summer saddle]

bro

trent if finna be getting cooked on the wing by raphinha

[thick ingot]

✅ for daily la liga news

[glad zinc]

we have been predicting that

forward in disguise as a defender

[summer saddle]

lol

[ocean egret]

"gerard martin" after trying to defend a trent cross:

[glad zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[ocean egret]

i hate j*bs

[glad zinc]

same gng, same.

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/tianaimdrunk-tianaapplesauce-tianaphobia-travis-scott-gif-22374085

[elder lotus]

Bellingham when Trent:

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[ocean egret]

is that the GOAT

[tropic wagon]

maybe

[tropic wagon]

LMAOAO

https://tenor.com/view/travis-travis-scott-astroworld-i-gotta-go-confused-gif-4352529222489713612

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13520736873899911730

[tropic wagon]

now show what the message says

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[elder lotus]

Flight high as fu

[prisma charm]

mirandes

[ocean egret]

benjamin stegenyahu wouldve conceded that and blamed the grass

[acoustic citrus]

he gave us ucl qualification im thankful

[weary depot]

Las Palmas pls beat Espanyol for me

[wary beacon]

no

it would be bigger than bilbao

2 champions leagues

well one

cuz messi played that szn

[prisma charm]

didint start in ucl

[wary beacon]

he did start in the ucl, no?

[prisma charm]

he didint play after ro16

[spice sun]

destroyed Chelsea

[pulsar rover]

E

[pulsar rover]

what are these stats

[near spade]

Rate my ranking

[waxen orchid]

fifa mobile in 2025 😭

[warped creek]

8.5/10

[prisma charm]

about 1.5 year late

[plain salmon]

Diallo

[tulip widget]

Real madrid

Barcelona

Or Premier league

[craggy iris]

None

[tulip widget]

Are you serious Right now bro

[craggy iris]

Yes

[stoic storm]

Predictions?

[stoic storm]

Trent will be so cooked 😭

[prisma charm]

fuck zaragoza, deportivo win 3-1

[stoic storm]

HELL YEA SAME PREDICTION FOR ME

[prisma charm]

imo raphinha will cook him more

raphinha is more fast

[edgy river]

Trent stands no chance with yamals dribbling

Lmao

[prisma charm]

point

but they will play 3 at back

[light ledge]

zaragoza 2-0

I need zaragoza to be saved

[stoic storm]

NAH RELEGATE THEM

[light ledge]

nah

its the best club in the north east part of spain

2nd division has even more legendary clubs than laliga

zaragoza depor malaga racing sporting gijon cordoba

while in laliga there is madrizzz barcelonazzz getafezzz sevillazzz leganezzz

[prisma charm]

nuh

[gloomy sparrow]

Trent will cook 🧑‍🍳🍳

[craggy iris]

I hope this is a 1st division fixture in a few years from now

[cloud sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RTCP5LslCPQ?si=iTyyOONgOi_oQJeI
I love this video

[cloud sparrow]

0-0

[cloud sparrow]

honestly yes

[cloud sparrow]

yuh

[narrow marsh]

Deportivo 0-3

[shut hedge]

Barcelona is best club in history

[ember urchin]

w

[narrow marsh]

#gaming

[sudden garnet]

Elite ball knowledge

[normal gulch]

Have you been in a coma ?

[deft nexus]

🔥

[cloud sparrow]

[prisma charm]

ibanez leaving
areso leaving
garcia leaving

https://tenor.com/view/alone-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-sad-coffee-alone-gif-9534162778223036968

[strange cosmos]

is there anyone here that plays in a academy or anything like in laliga?

[sudden garnet]

I play for Barca Atletic

[light ledge]

and bryan zaragoza

[prisma charm]

yes

ik

sad summer for osasuna(like it is always)

[prisma charm]

hi hector fort

no he doesnt playa theltic shit

[grave glen]

So

Athletic club is the biggest

Is that right yeah

[prisma charm]

without cheating, yes

[grave glen]

So

Atletico are cheaters too?

Gotemmm

[weary depot]

he's an Atleti fan?

[slender olive]

??

[grave glen]

Didn't say that mate

[prisma charm]

tweet from last year 💔

[cloud sparrow]

when did we cheat 😭

[prisma charm]

read it again

[cloud sparrow]

oh barca atletic

ok

👍 👍

mb

[prisma charm]

?

[cloud sparrow]

im confused

😭

[tranquil cairn]

i think they meant atletico madrid

[cloud sparrow]

OHHHH

i cant read for shit bruh

[tranquil cairn]

😭 😭

[trim bough]

[shut hedge]

Manchester United are best team in Europe we are unbeaten literally barca is not even unbeaten in Europe and psg also we are best team in England currently hojlund will cook Spurs defenders

[tranquil cairn]

and youre muted

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-gif-speed-confused-look-around-gif-15323274389497386203

[weary depot]

warra ping

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

best team in england 17th

yeah sure

[trim bough]

who tf pinged me

[cloud sparrow]

idk everyone got pinged

[wary beacon]

hojlund

come on dawg

out of all the players u picked hojlund?

[modest canyon]

Is carreras going to be a problem for lamine if madrid sign him

[wary beacon]

nope

nobody is a problem for ryan

[cloud sparrow]

ryan

[wary beacon]

ye

ryan yamal

[modest canyon]

Would you sign alvarez or isak if you got the chance @wary beacon

[wary beacon]

HELL YES

ALVAREZ

OH YES

ANY DAY

ALVADADDY

isak is good as well

i wouldnt mind him

but alvarez would be amazing

but rn we need to focus on NOT signing luis diaz and signing joan garcia

[modest canyon]

Luis Diaz is so ass not gonna lie why is he even linked with barca lol

[wary beacon]

deco is an idiot

thats why

[modest canyon]

So trueee

Ter Stegn what happened to him bro he slipped lol that caused us losss he was bad against villareal

[wary beacon]

villareal did us a favour

we have realized that ter satan is finished

[modest canyon]

He needs to step up tbh tek is much more better than him and tbh gyokores heavily linked with arsenal I don’t think gyokores is option here

[wooden pelican]

ALL RONALDO FANS I GOT A LIL VID FOR YOU

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMSNHqdCE/

MESSI COMING SOON to, go check this out 🤝

[calm shuttle]

Luis diaz 85 million

[modest canyon]

Best jokee though we don’t want luis diaz at All though

[calm shuttle]

should’ve got a striker

[modest canyon]

We really need one gyokores is not an option I think we should be pushing for isak or Alvarez not diaz

[grave glen]

Who pinged me and deleted

@ember urchin

Stop deleting ffs

What did you say this time btw

[ember urchin]

?

i didnt

https://tenor.com/q894krng8eL.gif

[grave glen]

Is Betis even good?

[tranquil cairn]

yes

[weak yoke]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1924881651516981728 Raphina signs new deal, here we go!

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have reached an agreement with Raphinha over new deal, all done! 💣

The Brazilian will sign until June 2028, one more important renewal for Barça with Deco’s huge work in recent months.

Flick signs new deal tomorrow… and then time for Raphinha. ✍🏻🔒

X · May 20, 2025, 5:35 PM

[modest canyon]

Betis been top notch going to confrence league final but got schooled by athleti yesterday

[prisma charm]

betis played their b team

[modest canyon]

They playing Europa league next season though I think so

[gritty talon]

I will watch thé match Beetwenn real betis and Chelsea

[prisma charm]

nah they need for backups or they r cooked

[modest canyon]

Tbh antony needs to stay at this team not gonna lie

@gritty talon we will but this match I think Chelsea gonna win for some reason

[gritty talon]

Nah betis win

[modest canyon]

Whyyy though any reason

@prisma charm are you by any chance osasuna fan

[prisma charm]

no shit

[modest canyon]

You guys chasing for conference league spot?

[prisma charm]

yes

possibly europa if vigo loses and rayo draws

[modest canyon]

Tbh it will be interesting to see osasuna plays Europe

[prisma charm]

i have no hopes, only their for money from group stages tbh

zaragoza leaving from loan,areso leaving,ibanez too and our manager too

and budimir is having rma rumors

[tranquil cairn]

cookk

[modest canyon]

@prisma charm who knows if they can get glory I mean up to quarters of round of 16 would be good for them

[prisma charm]

we not getting past group stage mate what r u on

[modest canyon]

Who knows broo are you going doing any signing this season??

[prisma charm]

idk rumors are coming but lets see

should aim for ratiu or carreira

[modest canyon]

Good for themm

Ratiu should be a good right back

[prisma charm]

yes hope he returns back

[modest canyon]

Good for your team

[ocean egret]

hello

[prisma charm]

hi

[craggy iris]

We beat Barcelona on Sunday imo

[sudden garnet]

in your dreams

[prisma charm]

with ur b team?

[craggy iris]

A,b or c we will beat them

[craggy iris]

We will see

Last time I was confident we got smacked by United

I have never been confident again in my life

We give Oscar the farewell he deserves

[sudden garnet]

We’re beating u and kidnapping Nico Williams

[prisma charm]

a bordalas and arrasate 0-0 haramball masterclass is all i need next matchday 🙏 (and our win)

[modest canyon]

Even if you beat us we won the league lol and Barca not losing

[craggy iris]

We have "nothing" to play for too

But all games are supposed to be won

[prisma charm]

so why dont ur players come and kidnap all rayo players and suspend the match?

and alaves too

[modest canyon]

Letsss see but Barca winninggg and good luck keeping nico next season

[grave glen]

I have a better idea

If the bilbao players injured the barca players

[craggy iris]

He stays 🤝

[grave glen]

Then next szn they start off badly

But I do not condone this 😭😭

[prisma charm]

but how does that affect osasuna qualifying for europe 😢

[sudden garnet]

And Madrid loses 4 Clasicos again 😭😭

[grave glen]

Oh right

[grave glen]

Before that we won 4 clasicos

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/Y0ig.gif

what a save 😭

[grave glen]

And the ucl and la liga simultaniously

Where's ur ucl?

[prisma charm]

now revenge over, u both may kiss

[viscid oar]

Crazy ass goal from Marnoush

[sudden garnet]

It’s coming

[grave glen]

Brother ew

[ocean egret]

treble incoming

dread it

fear it

[modest canyon]

Where’s ur treble @grave glen

[sudden garnet]

UCL delayed isn’t UCL denied

[grave glen]

Its coming in 2100

[ocean egret]

2026

[modest canyon]

2026

[grave glen]

We won ucl 3 times in a row there's no better treble then that

[prisma charm]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-messi-neymar-football-fight-gif-3185345187963227645

[sudden garnet]

2026 —> 6th UCL

[grave glen]

Barca ain't fucking winning ucl in 2026 wtf u guys smoking

[sudden garnet]

It all makes sense

[ocean egret]

2026

[prisma charm]

[sudden garnet]

It’ll be 11 years since we won the UCL next year. 11 - 5 =6

It all adds up

[modest canyon]

@grave glen well ykur galactico team isn’t that muchh threatening is it no problem for Barca

[craggy iris]

We need 1 point to break our record in Laliga

[grave glen]

The feared man

Who fears you

[craggy iris]

Our best season in terms of points was 2013/14

70

[sudden garnet]

Luis Diaz would tear Madrid apart

[craggy iris]

Ngl next season Madrid wins the league

[sudden garnet]

The world has to get ready

[grave glen]

Yo the Europa league final is tomorrow

I had no idea

[ocean egret]

next season

[craggy iris]

I won't watch

[sudden garnet]

Battle of mid

[grave glen]

Maybe spurs can win it

[cloud sparrow]

🙏

[sudden garnet]

Spurs winning a trophy before GTA 6 🥀

[grave glen]

Deco was a mid player as well

[modest canyon]

Well worst finalist of all time 16th vs 17th

[grave glen]

He was overrated

[cloud sparrow]

me neither

[sudden garnet]

underrated*

[grave glen]

Nah he sucks

[sudden garnet]

Best Sporting director itw rn

[ocean egret]

GTA 6 releases in 2026
does this mean...

[craggy iris]

English final in our fortress can't accept this

[sudden garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

The 6th is inevitable

[ocean egret]

it's coming home

[tropic wagon]

good morning laliga

[modest canyon]

@craggy iris well its football ladd

[cloud sparrow]

as have said england fans since 96 without success

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-bla-bla-bla-keep-talking-gif-5585421372457230080

[cloud sparrow]

telling you the truth

[ocean egret]

gm

[cloud sparrow]

dont use that phrase if it dont lead to success

[craggy iris]

English fans haven't celebrated anything since coloured television

[ocean egret]

1996

[modest canyon]

Kdb missed a fucking open net lol

[timid rune]

hey guys

uh

guys

[ocean egret]

hi

[tropic wagon]

wsp

[normal gulch]

What’s up

[tropic wagon]

RIGGED

WHERE IS THIGOAT

[tranquil cairn]

who?

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/courtois-thibaut-thibaut-courtois-m6oor-real-madrid-gif-7225695679179984600

[tranquil cairn]

balde > cordona

and its good

[real hull]

Both mingueza and cardona been sensational for their teams

[tranquil cairn]

na

truth

[tropic wagon]

how tf did they pick valverde over mbappe

[real hull]

So Yh athletic just tried to build a team with not a lot of barca players

[real hull]

Cus he is way more important than mbappe

[tranquil cairn]

fede was there when really needed

[tranquil cairn]

^

the amount of important goals fede scored

is crazy

[tropic wagon]

i meant in general

obviously not

[light ledge]

Sancet over valverde

[real hull]

Insane how ayoze made it into laliga XI😭😭

[lusty oar]

hi

[tropic wagon]

hi

[tranquil cairn]

22 g/a in 30 games

[real hull]

Yh ik

But he made it over mbappe and disney

Thats how insane it is

[tranquil cairn]

he's been doing well, ion mind that

[tropic wagon]

RMA players if they went bald

[urban night]

https://x.com/GuillermoRai_/status/1924917639417151674?t=oPdnPyJbo4PpZm_sxtwgrg&s=19

Guillermo Rai (@GuillermoRai_)

🚩 Excl: Real Madrid's Jude Bellingham plans to undergo shoulder surgery just after the Club World Cup in the US -expected to be out for around 12 weeks. @TheAthleticFC

https://t.co/EhX78JBYJA

X · May 20, 2025, 7:58 PM

[weak yoke]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1924918981455917516 Confirmed.

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

⚪️👋🏻 Lucas Vázquez will leave Real Madrid as reported last week, plan confirmed.

X · May 20, 2025, 8:03 PM

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-gif-2853752377625531863

[sleek echo]

Ayoze? He’s very good but definitely not starting at the World Cup lol

[light ledge]

He would score more goals as striker than any other spaniard

[tranquil cairn]

la neta

[ember urchin]

@cloud sparrow

RIP bro

Vardrid ofc tbh

[cloud sparrow]

source?

also he wouldn't say yeah

he's not a facha

[prisma charm]

im even hearing budimir rma rumors

[prisma charm]

money

[cloud sparrow]

switch sancet in for insco and you're there

[cloud sparrow]

nico knows better than money

as does the whole of athletic

we don't got a lot of money and still keep loads of players

[ember urchin]

Bro he basically asking for more money from premier club

Btw

[prisma charm]

🤓 really

[cloud sparrow]

source then?

[prisma charm]

"dont got lot of money"

[tranquil cairn]

https://x.com/marca/status/1924928166889509225?t=Yumwkwff0HlfI3Aq7nKiYw&s=19

MARCA (@marca)

💣💣 BOMBAZO 💣💣

🚨 ¡El Real Madrid, a por Nico Williams! 🚨

El club blanco estudia pagar la cláusula de la estrella del Athletic 👶🏿🦁

https://t.co/CPkDnJlyRR

X · May 20, 2025, 8:40 PM

[ember urchin]

Nico is literally their expensive player, paying pico 320k weekly

So yea

[tranquil cairn]

not really reliable

[cloud sparrow]

we have substantially less than other clubs bc it does to the academy and wages and little revenue

[real hull]

Holy waste of career

[cloud sparrow]

this isn't happening

[tranquil cairn]

yh

[prisma charm]

what abour our players u get every season

[cloud sparrow]

we pay you for them

[tranquil cairn]

like how many wingers are they gonna get

its just not

reasonable

[prisma charm]

whole left side attack, and trent will defend

no worries

[ember urchin]

It’s reasonable they’re letting rodrygo go for 100m and splash that on Nico

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[grave glen]

Fakenews btw

[ember urchin]

Vardrid is clueless

[tranquil cairn]

no matter what nico is not leaving

[grave glen]

Ahahahahahahahaha

What would we need him for

[tranquil cairn]

if he goes to madrid its a waste of a career

[grave glen]

The bench?

[prisma charm]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-thiago-mad-angry-fist-emoji-gif-17761307

[cloud sparrow]

nico isn't leaving lets not believe this bs

[ember urchin]

All of that to lose against Lamine

😹😹

[grave glen]

Bro they can keep nico

[cloud sparrow]

I see you have learnt the true rojillo ways

[prisma charm]

will leave when a pl club comes calling

[grave glen]

What ridiculous rumours nowadays

[cloud sparrow]

villa came 2 years ago and he didn't go

[grave glen]

He better go to arsenal or some shit

[tranquil cairn]

he's better off at athletic

[cloud sparrow]

marca is such a madrid bias source

I'm not trusting shit

[tranquil cairn]

truth

[ember urchin]

Vardrid want their own Lamine and they thinks Nico can provide that role

[weak yoke]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1924706654022730033 how greeedy

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨⚪️ Alvaro Carreras wants to join Real Madrid and his plan has not changed.

No bid or club to club talks yet but understand Real will approach Benfica after Taça de Portugal final to reach an agreement.

Carreras has already agreed terms with Real, as @SrNaninho reported.

X · May 20, 2025, 6:00 AM

[prisma charm]

woaj

now thats a 10/10 transfer window

[craggy iris]

Does Nico know about this?

Marca is shit anyway

[ember urchin]

Hujsen- F cus he’s slow defender
Trent- F another pucas pazquez
Carreras- Lamine cooked that bum (F)

[prisma charm]

carreras cooked lamine

and kounde

[prisma charm]

hujisen is tall

[light ledge]

They only do this to make pressure because they support rma

Like barcelona did last year

[real hull]

😂😂😂

[real hull]

We were actually interested on him

Even negotiated with nico agents

[prisma charm]

but were too broke

[ember urchin]

Nico was top priority and rejected us and we went after olmo

[real hull]

We got olmo instead

[edgy river]

Real are extending vini contract they ain't signing nico

[prisma charm]

how many games did he even play

i remember he was just injured

[real hull]

Enough goals to win us laliga

He came in clutch in some laliga matches

[grave glen]

Carreras schooled yamal already

Wtf game did you watch laze

He had yamal on a leech

[prisma charm]

yea this

[real hull]

Me when I lie:

[edgy river]

Yh nice try😭😭

He literally conceded a pen

Which he fouled yamal

😭

[real hull]

No more counting yamal g/a

U fell off

[edgy river]

U just realized?

Lmao

[real hull]

Farmin xp lmaooo

[edgy river]

Season is over

So it's time to push the goat for the ballondor

[grave glen]

@real hull @edgy river stop it

[real hull]

Ohh u pushin for kounde to get ballondor???

🔥🔥

[craggy iris]

He would have to change his username every matchday

[grave glen]

Kounde will get fallondfloor

[edgy river]

Nah I don't want to see him in a zesty ahh style lifting a ballondor 😭😭

[grave glen]

When mbappe cooks his ass next szn

[real hull]

U can turn tv off in that moment

Its alright

[real hull]

He did that for the whole season 😭😭

[craggy iris]

Fair

[real hull]

They don’t even face each other on the pitch😭😭😭

[grave glen]

Just cos hes not the direct defender assigned to.him doesn't mean they dorn face

[edgy river]

I will bring it back when the 25/26 season start

🔥🔥

[grave glen]

Lol what are you 12?