la-liga

[tranquil cairn]

hell yeah

[left patrol]

David alaba needs to be sold
Vasquez needs to be sold
Mendy needs to be sold
Militao needs to be sold
Vallejo needs to be sold
Its sad to say it but modric needs to leave
Rodrygo has been ghosting lately sadly

[ocean egret]

trent in attack vs trent in defense

[real hull]

Vazquez type shit

[left patrol]

Vasquez was never a defender

Idk why they shifted him back

He used to be a RW

[real hull]

As if trent is one

[ocean egret]

daily reminder that madrid still has no replacement for kroos

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/360429880875155456/1372971492459155548/togif.gif

[real hull]

Valverde they said😭😭

[left patrol]

No one can be like kroos

[real hull]

He good but nowhere close to kroos

[ocean egret]

you need someone to fill in the hole that kroos left

that's what i meant

[left patrol]

Ur right

Thats why we gonna buy a cm

[ocean egret]

@real hull madrid still havent witnessed bernal yet

they aint ready 😭

[left patrol]

https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1923475848943780195?s=46

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 NEW: Toni Kroos has recommended Real Madrid to sign Angelo Stiller. He is a priority to strengthen midfield. @SkySport

X · May 16, 2025, 8:29 PM

There are rumors we might actually sign him

[real hull]

🤷🏻

[waxen orchid]

https://x.com/trollfootball/status/1923108555290259528?s=12

Troll Football (@TrollFootball) on X

I will just leave this here...

X · May 15, 2025, 8:09 PM

[tropic wagon]

investing in this

[tranquil cairn]

Gol de raphinha 4-2 😡

[foggy cape]

[dapper jay]

No laliga Saturday: 😢
Every team in laliga & Atleti on Sunday:

[wary beacon]

[narrow hollow]

[tropic wagon]

how are we

[wooden beacon]

Next year

[quick flint]

We’ll be there.

[prisma charm]

why

[waxen orchid]

“next year” fc

[wooden beacon]

Yes because our financial situation still haunts us lmao

We have a better coach now and good team, squad depth and we good bro

[icy jolt]

“If Antony has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Antony has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Antony has only one fan then that is me. If Antony has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Antony, then I am against the world.”

[narrow hollow]

Word

[icy jolt]

There’s no Betis without Antony

[tropic wagon]

what about isco

[icy jolt]

https://youtu.be/_nzv48zAafU?feature=shared

Yamal could never

[icy jolt]

Isco’s bigger than Betis himself but it wasn’t until Antony came before Betis got into the UECL final - the Antony effect 🔥

[tropic wagon]

ur cool

[icy jolt]

Isco won the UCL

Antony’s different

[tropic wagon]

the ucl fears antony

[icy jolt]

That’s why he’s trying to win the UECL a more prestigious trophy

“Everybody is a Real Betis fan, even if they're not, they're Real Betis fans. Even if you go to the Madridistas, even if they say, 'Oh yeah, Real Madrid is the greatest club in the world', they are Real Betis fans.”

[narrow hollow]

Wild

[craggy iris]

Hell no

[kind crescent]

r/suddenlyVettel

[fresh pawn]

Taa to rma here we go

[tranquil cairn]

Wow

Better than Fabrizio

[night gazelle]

Isco?

[night gazelle]

@icy jolt whats ur prediction for conference league

[narrow hollow]

Here we land!!

[prisma charm]

any osasuna fans here?

[cloud sparrow]

I have a very big soft spot for osasuna

since I went to their match vs girona last month

[prisma charm]

how much do tickets generally cost?(im not from europe)

[cloud sparrow]

depends what match

on a regular day maybe 30-40 euros

[prisma charm]

and like how many days beforeare they put for sale?

[cloud sparrow]

idk you can buy them on the day generally

[prisma charm]

oh

[cloud sparrow]

I would be up to date w osasuna socials for tickets tho

js in case

[dapper jay]

https://tenor.com/view/antoine-griezmann-griezmann-hotline-bling-bartender-gif-19931049

[river zenith]

[light ledge]

0 knowledge

[light ledge]

-10 iq

[weak citrus]

Visca Barca

[dapper jay]

https://x.com/rodrigo_atm_/status/1923533537010991200?s=12

Rodrigo (@rodrigo_atm_) on X

17 de mayo ❤️

X · May 17, 2025, 12:18 AM

[narrow marsh]

Why

[light ledge]

How why

Theres no player bigger than betis

[narrow marsh]

As soon as he joined betis only then people from other leagues knew about your existence

[craggy iris]

"people from other leagues"

Just say people who don't watch football

[light ledge]

and this is fake of course

You are only a betis fan if your team is betis

[narrow marsh]

300k views on a normal video (no madrid or barca) to 4m average

[raw summit]

Remove the yellow stripe from the sleeves and put them on the socks

[slim pumice]

Nice

[craggy iris]

Twitter views mean absolutely nothing and usually come from people with minimal interest on the sport

[narrow hollow]

True

[narrow marsh]

not twitter

[prisma charm]

u mean yt?

[narrow marsh]

ys

[night gazelle]

Isco+3 copa de el rey+pelegrini+laliga

[icy jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/13-карт-gif-14026559412000478194

[lament swallow]

https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/1923676926645834113?t=VUy57yzVGqL71YB1QhJ3Iw&s=19

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) on X

X · May 17, 2025, 9:48 AM

i feel sorry for whoever took precious time our of their life to watch this shit

[icy jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-futurama-suspicious-squint-gif-12156642782284849802

[grave glen]

@ember urchin huijsen official 😂😂 i thought we were broke btw

[real hull]

Yall gonna pay his rc in 3 installments which will be done by the end of 2026

[craggy iris]

Whatever

If you didn't know Betis before Isco you are more than a casual

[weary depot]

god forbid we sign a Bournemouth defender

[real hull]

???? Fuck he said

[real hull]

Which one

[weary depot]

huijsen

[craggy iris]

That people leant about Betis since Isco joined

[real hull]

Most likely non laliga fans

[weary depot]

my point is that the media wouldn't have the same reaction if we were the ones that signed Huijsen

it happened with Raphinha

[real hull]

There are already better options out there

Huijsen its just eric garcia level defender

[grave glen]

So what? Clubs always do that

Thats smart business

Why would you choose to pay it at once

You need to go follow some finance lessons m8

[real hull]

Wasn’t called smart business when barca was doing it tho

[prime jolt]

Hello

[weary depot]

https://x.com/Engr_Series/status/1544777718004436999?t=8IJc4a5nEv_gD7y069QelQ&s=19 how narratives change quickly 😂

Series ‘Baj (@Engr_Series) on X

Barcelona is owing Pique £42m in wages, they owe De Jong £17m in wages. buying players & paying in installments. Bought Ferran Torres on credit, to be paid in 5 installment. Still asking Leeds for Raphinha to be paid in 3 installments.

Wọ́n fi gbèsè ṣépè fun wọ̀n ni 😂

X · Jul 6, 2022, 8:18 PM

[prisma charm]

hi

[narrow marsh]

Owing players money 😭

[weary depot]

something called contract deferrals

something the media are too clueless abt to have in their dictionaries

[umbral nimbus]

||@everyone||

[real hull]

No way they are this dumb

Pique literally didn’t ask for money

[grave glen]

I didnt say shit about this you and laze always gotta bring up what some random strangers on twitter say

[weary depot]

he forgave his entire salary when he left

[real hull]

Ur iq level is so negative that u gotta take everything we say personally

Take a break dawg

[real hull]

Yep

[weary depot]

levers are ok unless it's Barca
contract deferrals are ok unless it's Barca
installment are ok unless it's Barca

[grave glen]

Your iq is so low you couldn't even understand finance

Should've paid attention in school boy

[weary depot]

then it becomes a problem when Barca does it

[grave glen]

According to me?

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/realmadriden/status/1923690269460832487
https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1923681033678938402
Huijsen's announced, don't know about his presentation

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

Official Statement: Huijsen.
︀︀#RealMadrid | #WelcomeHuijsen

**💬 95 🔁 632 ❤️ 4.5K 👁️ 65.3K **

FxTwitter · May 17, 2025, 10:41 AM

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨 OFFICIAL: Real Madrid confirm Dean Huijsen as first new signing for the new season.
︀︀
︀︀Contract until June 2030, as reported. 🇪🇸

**💬 497 🔁 1.9K ❤️ 25.8K 👁️ 646.3K **

FxTwitter · May 17, 2025, 10:04 AM

[real hull]

No one was talking about finance dawg

U brought it up

We were talking about sth else

[grave glen]

I can play this game too 😂 i saw a barca fan in 2010 say we will have more ucl then madrid in the next decade

Or

I saw a barca fan say ansu fati is gonna be better then cr7

Grow up

Smh

[real hull]

And then u say i dont rage bait

[real hull]

Man u fell off badly

[grave glen]

Youre the king of bait

[real hull]

Imagine having 0 ppls falling for ur rage baits

😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

EVERYONES HELSTHY AGAON

YAYYY

[real hull]

??

[cloud sparrow]

nico and Iñaki back

and djalo

[real hull]

As if it matters anymore

Season ending

[ember urchin]

Huijsen wasn’t vardrid biggest target

Y’all can’t afford saliba 😹😹😹

In fact he have to cut his 14m salary to 9m cus of vardrid

😹😹

[lunar ridge]

DIAAA DE DERBIII

AUPA DEPORTIVA Y PUTA LEON

[grave glen]

Youre one of those guys we could literally beat you 20-0 and win 10 trebles in a row and you'll still find something to say "oh but you don't have yamal btw"
😂 🫵 😹

I take it back @real hull

Youre not the king of bait

Youre the Prince of bait cos laze is the king of bait

[ember urchin]

Yeah what happen with yall sayin

La liga ain’t ready if mbappe coming = 🤡

Alonso and Huijsen ain’t scaring me . Btw

Warra signing for vardrid, I’m all for it if he bench Raul ascension so people can stop glazing that bums 😹

[grave glen]

Im not tryna scare you homie

[grave glen]

Great use of English

Glazing that bums

Well done laze as usual

👏

Anyway

Who are you signing

Jonathan tah?

😭

Waterboy tah is gonna get cooked by mbappe

[ember urchin]

I wonder which Madrid lost to Barca or la masia academy itself 😹

Btw

Embrassing ass club

[grave glen]

I dont understand this English

[ember urchin]

You lost to team who have full of la masia, you can have any signing we got our star from la masia we good

[grave glen]

We will sign trent huijsen and carreras

Maybe more

Who are you signing fr tho

[ember urchin]

Idk

[ember urchin]

We didn’t do anything cus we’re busy celebrating this biggest W tho

[ember urchin]

Cook vardrid

[pine sundial]

🔥🔥🔥

[ember urchin]

Madrid board saw this and decided to splash 4 new signing to recover from it

😹😹

[trim bough]

hmm

[pine sundial]

Fr 😭

Huijsen doesn't know what's coming

Finally getting revenge on Trent after 6-7 years

[ember urchin]

Madrid PR: Huijsen will be much better than cubarsi 🤡

[grave glen]

Who do you think youre getting

[ember urchin]

Grimaldo

Former La masia

[grave glen]

Hes 29

Kinda old

[ember urchin]

Ik, I’m against to it but i like our starting xi, just need to get depth wise which Grimaldo would be ok w it

LW: moliero

GK: Joan Garcia

[grave glen]

You might be against us but there's no money laze

You have to sign older players

You have no choice btw

[ember urchin]

Inigo already better defender than ur whole defender.

Yeah “old” btw

[grave glen]

Hahahahahah

Inigo sucks

[ember urchin]

You realize without Inigo we wouldn’t be where we at rn

Btw

[short owl]

how

[ember urchin]

We can get solid price for araujo

[grave glen]

No keep araujo

Hes the goat

You extended his contract

[ember urchin]

Then keeep militao and Alaba

[grave glen]

Remember when you told me last szn araujo clears rudiger

😂😂

[ember urchin]

To be real mate, rudiger is so shit this season

[grave glen]

I never took it serious cos Ik ur just trolling bro

[ember urchin]

So equally tbh

[grave glen]

So laze

Tell me fr

Why did you change name from vardrid to madrid fc

Thst makes no sense

Imagine I was Stunna | Barcelona

[ember urchin]

Those fools don’t understand, you are allowed to criticize your own club and still fan of them

It’s normal mate

[grave glen]

Huh

[ember urchin]

I’m Madrid fan

[grave glen]

Wtf u talking about

[ember urchin]

I hate militao and alaba

[grave glen]

OH

Hahahaha

You followed me advice😂

[ember urchin]

I always have been

[narrow marsh]

madridfraud xx

[grave glen]

Bro I like this switch

[ember urchin]

As honest Madrid fan, we are going to be fraud for next 3 years

[narrow marsh]

Youtube shorts ahh comment

First 4 words

[ember urchin]

Gyo fan in big 2025

[grave glen]

So laze

[ember urchin]

Yea

[grave glen]

If you had to say something nice about vini

What would be it

Be serious

No trolling btw

[ember urchin]

Well i still don’t like vini tho? He’s trying to hard to lead this team and thinks he’s Neymar

He’s so selfish and ego. If he leave my club. We would win 4 UCLs without him.

[grave glen]

Wtf

I said say something nice

[ember urchin]

Well that’s nice for me tbh

Stunna be serious

[grave glen]

You insult him like always

[ember urchin]

Which you rather to have on ur team

Vini or rodrygo

Cus it’s easy ass answer bro

Or ima see ur vini biased fan

See it takes u 10 mins to think about it

😹

[grave glen]

Vini is the goat

He came from the favela and became a superstar

Respect him

[ember urchin]

Blud made whole documentary and talking gibberish about Neymar btw

Fuck outta here

Respect to real goat Neymar

[grave glen]

Neymar is a fraud

Whenever his sister bday is

He fakes injury

[ember urchin]

You saying football over family?

[tall eagle]

[ember urchin]

Word i heard you

[grave glen]

So you fake an injury to attend ur sister bday?

Wtf

[ember urchin]

Bro it’s Saudi league, nobody take it serious except ronaldo

[grave glen]

Thats the difference between them

Which is why neymar is washed

And ronaldo still going strong

[ember urchin]

Neymar already completed the football like Messi and Ronaldo chasing for ___ you know that

I understand ur hatred toward to Neymar cus he rejected Madrid. It’s fine but you can’t deny that’s he’s still goat of the century

[grave glen]

?

[earnest crag]

at the end of the season

[grave glen]

Hahaha we won 6 ucl without him

Dw about us

[tall eagle]

His goat is Messi, that’s the only thing which is good about him

[ember urchin]

Well that true

[tall eagle]

☠️

[ember urchin]

And Bellingham too

😹😹

[tall eagle]

“Ronaldo still going strong”😭😭

[ember urchin]

Stunna thinks Bellingham celebration is Ronaldo’s

[tall eagle]

Mbappe as well lmao

[ember urchin]

Warra Ronaldo fan

[tall eagle]

[ember urchin]

Cook

Even their legend modric is Messi fan

Where’s Ronaldo fan? I don’t see tbh rn.

Ramos switched from Ronaldo to Messi fan btw

[tall eagle]

he just wasn’t allowed to say messis the goat when he was in Madrid

[ember urchin]

This

[humble flint]

How Liverpool is better than barca
1st the most obvious thing
More ucl’s(which is the most important thing)
And if barca fans think ucl doesn’t matter then
2nd they have the most premier leagues which is the best league and barca don’t have the most la ligas

[tall eagle]

Btw who are we signing this season genuinely😭

[ember urchin]

Window ain’t opening yet

So idk really

Tbh

[tall eagle]

you are getting no attention from anyone mate

[ember urchin]

Only strong link we got was tah

And Grimaldo

[tall eagle]

u fell for the bait😭😭

[tall eagle]

Yeah

but he’s going to Bayern

[ember urchin]

But tah is out of our record, he’s going to Bayern

Grimaldo still in

It would make sense

He’s from La masia

We signed olmo and Romeu which is from La masia academy

[weary depot]

"he's from La Masia"

[tall eagle]

I think we should just get a natural LW and a striker

that’s all man

[ember urchin]

Moliero is my choice

He’s 20m

[tall eagle]

And GK

[ember urchin]

But he’s going to villareal

[tall eagle]

man kvara could’ve wait

😭 😭

that guy was sooo good

[weary depot]

being biased to La Masia/Catalan players is the reason why we keep looking for replacements

[ember urchin]

We never click with kvara and mama when the price was good at that time

[tall eagle]

Tf is deco doing

GK, LW and ST.

that’s all

[weary depot]

searching for midfielders

[ember urchin]

Kvara was like 65m
Mama was like 50m

Look what market price rn

[weary depot]

and South American attackers

[tall eagle]

😭

[tall eagle]

Mama?

[ember urchin]

GK

[tall eagle]

Oh

That guy from Valencia?

[ember urchin]

We decided not to cus we counting on ter and it shows

[weary depot]

Mamar said that he won't move to La Liga unless to Valencia

[tall eagle]

We can sign Leon roman who’s from mallorca

and if not him, then Joan Garcia

both are 24

[weary depot]

no thanks

[tall eagle]

He’s very good

did u not see him against us?

[ember urchin]

Do yall seen what tek said, bro literally telling us he’s going to be either retired or sub GK to ter

And start to praise Joan Garcia

[tall eagle]

he only conceded 1 goal

Despite having 14 shots on target

[tall eagle]

Yeah

He’s leaving💔🥀

he isn’t that good but still way ahead of stegen

[tall eagle]

deserved

[earnest crag]

ansu fati might leave after Villarreal game

[weary depot]

he's played 7 games this season

[tall eagle]

so?

he performed against Barca and Madrid

[weary depot]

Ter Stegen played more games than him

[tall eagle]

like he was a motm in both games ig

[ember urchin]

I don’t see Barca signing new gk if tek retired

They will prob calling up yaakob from academy

[weary depot]

this season

[earnest crag]

i don't see barca signing a single player next season

😭

[ember urchin]

Not lot

Jus 1-3

For depth

[weary depot]

we will sign 3 players

one lw and 2 defenders

[ember urchin]

Fullback
Lw
Cb

[earnest crag]

did flick say it

[ember urchin]

Redhead said it

Reshad

[tall eagle]

As he should

[earnest crag]

Oh

[ember urchin]

And i could see Barca going for ST/GK next season is definitely

[tall eagle]

fati is never gonna start in Barca

[earnest crag]

salary muncher nom nom

[weary depot]

we won't go to the same season not improving something that we clearly lack

[tall eagle]

Well sign atleast 2

[tall eagle]

yeah he told me

Bro my internet is so ass😭😭

[tall eagle]

yeah

flick isn’t dumb

[earnest crag]

we need more ngl

[ember urchin]

The money we received from tournament, i would be shock if we didn’t do anything when window is open

We received 150m

[tall eagle]

We do but I think we haven’t even returned to the 1:1 rule yet?

[ember urchin]

No not uet

[weary depot]

realistically we need a winger cb lb rb st and gk

[earnest crag]

no we are back at 1:1

[weary depot]

those positions will be covered by 2026 tho

[ember urchin]

LB prob would rules out

[earnest crag]

yepp exactly

[tall eagle]

who said that?

[ember urchin]

We getting joffre tonents

[earnest crag]

we need those

[ember urchin]

Which is LB

[tall eagle]

Nah we’re good at CBs

[ember urchin]

Joffre and valle- LB

RB is def must to get

[weary depot]

nope we aren't

[tall eagle]

Christensen, araujo(😭), Cubarsi and inigo

[earnest crag]

@weary depot aren't we back at 1:1?

[tall eagle]

Eric Garcia too

[earnest crag]

[ember urchin]

Cubarsi Inigo Eric that’s all i see is good

Christensen

[earnest crag]

hell nah

[weary depot]

need to get someone to give us our owed money

[weary depot]

Araujo is gone

[tall eagle]

Are y’all forgetting Christensen or what😭

[weary depot]

Chris prob too

[tall eagle]

he’s class

[earnest crag]

Oh no 😭

[ember urchin]

Araujo is not gone, cus of his interview that shows he will stay at barca

[tall eagle]

Man we should’ve SOLD HIMM

[ember urchin]

Jus did bro

[tall eagle]

60 million was insane

[indigo tendon]

hi

[ember urchin]

Flick prob don’t like Christensen

[weary depot]

he is gone

[ember urchin]

He haven’t played all season until few last game of la liga and UCL

[weary depot]

he's a 4th choice cb and it's clear to him and the club he is

[tall eagle]

Why is that?

[weary depot]

50 million offer and he's gone

[tall eagle]

Because he returned from an injury like 1 month ago?😭😭

[ember urchin]

50m bro u letting club taking advantage of us?

We got robbed hard by dembele

And now araujo.

Araujo should be at least 70m

[tall eagle]

araujo for 50 mil is good

[tall eagle]

60 I’d say

[weary depot]

Araujo is worth 30 million but bc he's Araujo he looks 50

[earnest crag]

who's gonna buy araujo for 50mil

🙏

[weary depot]

his rc is 60-70 million

[prisma charm]

araujo for 5M to osasuna, here we go 🙏

[tall eagle]

22/23 araujo💔🥀

[weary depot]

we're not in 2023

[tall eagle]

22/23 Ter stegen💔🥀

[earnest crag]

we're in 2025

[ember urchin]

Juve tried to get araujo for 65m

Only club i see still in

[weary depot]

nope they wanted to pay 50

we were the ones pushing for 65

[tall eagle]

Negotiations exists

[prisma charm]

but why would he want to go to juve?

[tall eagle]

60 mil is enough

[weary depot]

should've called it an agreement and got it over with

he's our least reliable defender

[ember urchin]

Called it agreement and then who’s going to be our next cb?

[tall eagle]

why is tah joining Bayern tho?

[ember urchin]

Tah didn’t want to wait for us

[weary depot]

something called a signing?

[tall eagle]

Asencio🤩🤩

hehe jk

[ember urchin]

I don’t see them signing after sold araujo

Look what happen w busquets and got Romeu for cheap price

[weary depot]

https://x.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1920876233639727561?t=aFnLA7uAHpit5V3qmozAjw&s=19 an agreement reached between Tah and Barca

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

🚨 Regarding Jonathan Tah, a deal with Barcelona has already been agreed in principle, but Barça are still facing Financial Fair Play issues. Bayern are now pushing.

— @Plettigoal

X · May 9, 2025, 4:19 PM

[tall eagle]

tah and Bayern is still not 100% confirmed right?

[weary depot]

Araujo is a 4th choice cb while Busquets was a first team player

[ember urchin]

We couldn’t get frimpong cus of financial situation
And same goes to tah,

If tah willing to wait. That’s good but he’s mid

[tall eagle]

Bro stop believing these clowns, they said that we were going to sign 3+ players last season and including a LW

[earnest crag]

barca universal kinda mid

[weary depot]

plettigoal is the most reliable source in Germany and one of the most in the world

[tall eagle]

Frimpong isn’t that good anyways

[tall eagle]

I’m talking about these Barca pages

[weary depot]

Barca Universal posting it doesn't make plettigoal unreliable

[ember urchin]

Pedri

Do you want tah?

[tall eagle]

[weary depot]

https://x.com/Plettigoal/status/1915804377866186938?t=ylwp5SlLh7l9FvC2bufd_g&s=19 are you happy now?

Florian Plettenberg (@Plettigoal) on X

🚨🔵🔴 Jonathan #Tah has had a verbal agreement with FC Barcelona for several weeks. However, nothing has been signed yet, as the transfer cannot be completed at this stage.

If the move to Barca falls through, major opportunities could arise. Real Madrid (in the event Xabi

X · Apr 25, 2025, 4:25 PM

[tall eagle]

Pedri should decide our signing ngl

[ember urchin]

I could see tah to Madrid is possibility

[tall eagle]

Yes🥸

[ember urchin]

Cus he played under xabi

[tall eagle]

Nah that isn’t happening for sure

[weary depot]

he's better than Araujo

he's a smart cb

[tall eagle]

btw flick is 60

😭 😭

[weary depot]

would rather go for someone else but if only Tah is available id go for him

[ember urchin]

Bro he cost lot of games for bayer

No thanks

We good

[tall eagle]

like what was he doing during 45-55?

[ember urchin]

Flick spent his time being assistant manager

[tall eagle]

he’s so good

that’s what you call a wasted talent

not Neymar

[earnest crag]

Joachim low came to visit flick??

[ember urchin]

Flick didn’t want to be manager cus he hates to be center of attention

[weary depot]

sure

[tall eagle]

Isak/gyokeres, nico/leao and Joan garcia.

that’s all we need

[ember urchin]

Nico is overrated

Leao is lazy

Isak- idk

[tall eagle]

Then who’s gonna be our lw?

[ember urchin]

We ain’t getting both of them lol

[tall eagle]

The best ST of prem

[ember urchin]

Best prediction, Dani Rodriguez is ur guy

[tall eagle]

Ronaldo jr?

[ember urchin]

I wish we have diallo rn cus he scored more goals than Lamine in academy

But he’s only 13

[tall eagle]

yea let’s just sign 13 yo

[ember urchin]

I prob can see lenglet end up staying here

[wary shuttle]

And play a 13 year old in the La Liga and if he is not allowed scream and shout on how unfair the Spanish Football Federation is treating Madrid

Puta Madrid

Puta Madrista

[bitter raven]

Said it before and I'll say it again. Supporting Real Madrid is an immoral act. Despicable.

[waxen orchid]

what?
you literally had your best season this decade 😭

[prisma charm]

fr

[wooden beacon]

Guys if one day Barca has 16 ucls

And real Madrid still has 15 by that time

What excuse would they use?

[prime jolt]

Hala Madrid

[wooden beacon]

"Haha we have 38 la ligas and you don't"

[wooden beacon]

The UCL was supposed to be included

We lacked squad depth, we lost

[earnest crag]

11%

[light ledge]

the message is true

but rma doesnt represent spain neither

[prisma charm]

so ,like whats the deal with spain and other regions wanting other countries?(im not spanish)

[light ledge]

the only problem is cataluña basically

but rma is full of glory hunters and their academy is trash

they are only good by money and because they can buy whoever they want

[prisma charm]

and basque country?

[light ledge]

they have more reasons to want independence

I respect them

[light ledge]

historically

but they arent ass people like most of catalonians

[prisma charm]

why

[light ledge]

their identity, language and culture are unique in europe and older than Spain, France and almost any country

[prisma charm]

oh

[pine sundial]

😭

[prisma charm]

and for catalunya?

[light ledge]

they were just part of aragon kingdom

they just kept the language but the culture is the same

the origin of independence were only economic reasons

[grave glen]

it aint that deep

[light ledge]

the thiefs of Spain robbing money and votes

[prisma charm]

oh

ty for explanation

[bitter raven]

tell it to the people abusing Inigo Martinez

[light ledge]

and iñigo is basque not catalonian

posted that just to be looked good

[narrow marsh]

Barca ultras know it with joao cancelo and his infant daughter

[grave glen]

a few twitter no lives makes supporting a club immoral? lol

[narrow marsh]

Sent death threats to both of them after psg loss

[prisma charm]

woah

[narrow marsh]

João Cancelo revealed that he received disturbing death threats directed at his unborn daughter and partner following Barcelona's elimination from the UEFA Champions League by Paris Saint-Germain in April 2024. After conceding a penalty in the second leg,

[grave glen]

twitter no lives dont represent a community

dont hold club fans responsible for whats going on on twitter

twitter is a shit hole

[narrow marsh]

The barca ultras did it not twitter

[grave glen]

wow

but ultras are also a minority

[narrow marsh]

There are even more incidents not only by ultras but the whole fanbase

yet they call themselves the best fanbase

[prisma charm]

yea

osasuna best fanbase tho

[narrow marsh]

Osasuna nunca se rinde👏 👏 👏

[real hull]

What is u tryna prove

[narrow marsh]

You can't call other fanbases immoral when your fanbase is one of the worst itw

[real hull]

Which fanbase did we call immoral

??

[narrow marsh]

.

[real hull]

Oh the fascists

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1923734453576204398?s=46

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

❗️Of the 17 injured fans during the accident outside the RCDE, two remain in the hospital. One of them remains in serious condition and has undergone emergency surgery to relieve pressure on his skull, after suffering a blood clot in his head.

— @tjcope

X · May 17, 2025, 1:36 PM

[prisma charm]

and some ppl were still defendnig that old lady ont twitter

[frail elk]

yea shit was cooked there

i mean she did get terrorised by espanyol fans but its not a justification to what she did

horrendous shit

[tranquil cairn]

wish them a speedy recovery, hope the person with the blood clot recovers well.

[cloud sparrow]

owchies

[cloud sparrow]

she tried to get out tbf to her

[worn cliff]

oh dear

thats so horrible

[cloud sparrow]

osasuna pfp you should know very well then lol

[prisma charm]

im new fan and im not spanish

[cloud sparrow]

fair

[prisma charm]

im still learning

[cloud sparrow]

more education 🗣️

[ocean egret]

NOT the ultras, just a bunch of twitter losers

[ocean egret]

he's saying that the ultras were the ones who sent cancelo death threats

and not a bunch of instagram and twitter losers

[real hull]

And he tryna prove that we got a shitty fanbase lol

Was tryna make him say that

[ocean egret]

madrid fanbase:

[narrow marsh]

Whatever floats your boat

Still doesn't justify what happened to cancelo

[ocean egret]

ofcourse not but you do NOT call social media idiots "ultras"

this is like if i said "Real Madrid Ultras racially abused Yamal and Balde during the Clasico"

were the ones who did that the ultras?

or a bunch of idiots?

[cloud sparrow]

exactly this

@craggy iris ya tenemos los hermanos y djalo para el partido mañana

@thick saddle tell nico or iñaki i said hi

[gloomy sparrow]

Ola

[cloud sparrow]

kaixo

[gloomy sparrow]

Sup

[cloud sparrow]

the sky

[tranquil cairn]

cook dani

[ocean egret]

fr?

[cloud sparrow]

no

[ocean egret]

man i thought the ground was up

[cloud sparrow]

[gloomy sparrow]

“They celebrate our losses like we ain’t gonna win again.”

[cloud sparrow]

whos we

[tranquil cairn]

Galacticos 2.0

[haughty ember]

jajjaj nice joke

[cloud sparrow]

iñaki is in the squad for tmrw

but nico isnt yet

poor guy

[tranquil cairn]

Injured?

[cloud sparrow]

mhm

probably a precaution

[tranquil cairn]

damn. Guy gets injured week in week out

Poor mans

[cloud sparrow]

explosive player

it tends to happen

[tropic wagon]

good morning laliga

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-wtf-get-out-false-as-a-chill-guy-gif-9868167967706862100

[cloud sparrow]

kaixo

excited for eurovision

not whatever match theyve badly scheduled at 9pm for la liga today

[tropic wagon]

i tried learning what that was last night and no one helped me

[cloud sparrow]

#eurovision will teach you well

[grave glen]

what's so fun about Eurovision

[cloud sparrow]

its life

[tropic wagon]

i’m googling

[cloud sparrow]

1. turtle
2. old man
3. goat

[prisma charm]

fax

[cloud sparrow]

i wish budimir was born in lumbier

💔

and also wish he wasnt 34

[topaz crypt]

Mbappe doesnt count

[cloud sparrow]

im surprised theres no other osasuna fans in chat

[topaz crypt]

Half his goals are penalties

[tropic wagon]

who tf are Erika Vikman, Kaj, Louane, JJ and Claude

[cloud sparrow]

all goats

ask #eurovision the glaze gonna go crazy

[tropic wagon]

my parents were asleep so they wouldn’t tell me either

[cloud sparrow]

support españa this year 🙏 🙏 🙏

[tropic wagon]

IM NOT FROM EUROPE IDK

[cloud sparrow]

let the european minds overtake

watch the final and youll find out

[tropic wagon]

is portugal in there

[cloud sparrow]

yea

[prisma charm]

same, i only know them on twitter

[grave glen]

Hi Daniel how are we doing on this fine evening in Southern Europe

[cloud sparrow]

excited for #eurovision

thats how im doing

if all goes well we could finish 3rd at the end of the season 👀

[tropic wagon]

i barely listen to portuguese music are they in the final

[cloud sparrow]

indeed they are

shock qualifier

they were bottom of the odds to quailfy

[trim bough]

pichichi incoming

[cloud sparrow]

for budimir

hes gonna score 10 in the next game

and 20 the game after

[tropic wagon]

so what i’ve gathered is it’s a song writing competition

[trim bough]

lol

[tropic wagon]

but idk who’s in the final

[cloud sparrow]

song competition

yes

[tropic wagon]

oh

[cloud sparrow]

check #eurovision pins

running order is there

[dawn summit]

Lewandowski better be prepared to backup jonathon david or head to saudi arabia

[prisma charm]

jonathan david is mid

[cloud sparrow]

johnathan is not going bro 🙏

[dawn summit]

Why not

I think barca could sign him

[cloud sparrow]

we all spelt johnathan differently

lmao

[cloud sparrow]

bc hes got many better options

[prisma charm]

he just isnt that guy

[cloud sparrow]

going to barca puts too much pressure

[dawn summit]

It's Jonathan

[cloud sparrow]

i think hed be better off going to somewhere like bayer leverkusen or somewhere in italy like juve or milan

[dawn summit]

Wdym isn't that guy he's pretty good

I would like to see him play in that team

[tropic wagon]

so you vote for songs

[prisma charm]

not suited for barca, some top mid table team in serie a prolly

[dawn summit]

Eurovision is an international song contest / competiton

[cloud sparrow]

essentially

[tropic wagon]

I KNOW

[trim bough]

no

[cloud sparrow]

the artists sing and then theres jury and public votes

[topaz crypt]

15 ucl

[dawn summit]

You should watch I'm gonna watch it

[cloud sparrow]

but it means so much more than that

if you watch it you will understand how special it is to us

[tropic wagon]

i can’t

[trim bough]

we know that

[prisma charm]

bro how did u get the club logo beside ur name?

[cloud sparrow]

theres a yt live stream every year

[tropic wagon]

well at least both of my countries are in there

[cloud sparrow]

yapping in #football-chat-exclusive

[dawn summit]

What happened to Louane, did she participate

I barely keep up with eurovision this year

[cloud sparrow]

shes singing this year

[tropic wagon]

i’ve never even heard of it

[dawn summit]

Because your from america

[tropic wagon]

but my parents are from europe and they say they barely know what it is either

[trim bough]

same

[cloud sparrow]

there will be a youtube live stream on the official channel watch it and you will love it

[cloud sparrow]

same for you

[tropic wagon]

when is it

[dawn summit]

She has some good songs

[trim bough]

ok

[cloud sparrow]

in 2 hours and 19 mins

exactly

[dawn summit]

Representing france

good luck to her

[tropic wagon]

all i know is that portugal and españa are in the final

i think

[cloud sparrow]

yes

[tropic wagon]

can i vote for them

[cloud sparrow]

as my new nickname states

[cloud sparrow]

yes voting for ROTW is alr open

[tropic wagon]

or is it the other people that vote

[dawn summit]

What happened to KAJ?

[cloud sparrow]

you can vote up to 20 times

[dawn summit]

They are out too??

Wow

[cloud sparrow]

also peforming this year

[cloud sparrow]

bro theyre favs

[tropic wagon]

i’m so confuzzled

[dawn summit]

But they're finnish /sweden

[cloud sparrow]

yeah and representing sweden

[dawn summit]

Today?

[cloud sparrow]

yes

[dawn summit]

I need to see who is performing

Completely lost

[trim bough]

#eurovision -_-

[tropic wagon]

4 minute video to vote bro my attention span sucks

[narrow marsh]

Mid

[grave glen]

My Dean Huijsen artwork

[tropic wagon]

it looks great

[grave glen]

Thank you so much bro

[tropic wagon]

no problem i love the shading on it

[grave glen]

I'm glad that it did I'm trying my best!

[mighty vale]

nice

[grave glen]

I'm glad that you find it nice bro!

[hidden canyon]

Hu

How to get la loga

[gaunt mantle]

Y’all like my ass edit

[ocean egret]

sir.... spare some frames please i have a family to feed

a lil more work tho and it could be a banger

[pine sundial]

So...

We can all agree

Mbappe had a better season than Haaland

[light ledge]

yea change shorts

dark shorts are always better in any kit

[grave glen]

I agree

[tropic wagon]

this is ugly but i like the colors

[light ledge]

bro all matches today got a red in 2nd division

[tropic wagon]

i totally forgot abt granada

how are they doing

[light ledge]

fighting for a play off spot

with almeria

[tropic wagon]

honestly the dark colors are no for me but then again that is blaugrana i suggest blue shorts w red stripes instead

the yellow kinda throws me off

[grave glen]

Change the whole kit tbh

Make that shit white init

[light ledge]

all white is also ugly

[grave glen]

WHAT

Bro u tryna start shit with me or what

The royal whites can never be ugly

But yk what pisses me off

How has the madrid kit font not dropped yet

Pls don't make it trash like this szn was

[light ledge]

only looks good when you add green to the white

[grave glen]

You know what

This szn you do have a nice kit

Ill give you that

[light ledge]

do you mean the home kit

because I dont like our away kit this season

[grave glen]

Yes home kit

Usually I find all these kits that have stripes and 2 colours butt ugly

But

Real betis

Has a solid one

[light ledge]

that emerald green is just too beautiful

I have this shirt

[grave glen]

viva er beti

[weary depot]

trophies in 2025:

Crystal Palace: 1
Real Madrid: 0

[prisma charm]

who do u guys want back in laliga?

[weary depot]

NOT LEVANTE

ANYONE BUT THEM

[prisma charm]

why

[weary depot]

they own us

[prisma charm]

idk the last matches, u guys won only

[light ledge]

Racing Elche Levante

[prisma charm]

do u think almeria can still qualify for playoffs?

and they also got some shares bought my some saudi smth ig

[light ledge]

yes

[prisma charm]

is it the top 6 or top 8 for playoffs i forgot

[light ledge]

I would like to get that striker Almería has

[prisma charm]

[light ledge]

3-6

Four teams

[prisma charm]

5 matches left hmm

[light ledge]

Him or mateo joseph from leeds

any of them

[prisma charm]

didnt u sign cucho hernandez this window?

[light ledge]

yes but we need another one

Bakambu isnt very reliable

Even if he is in form right now

We need:
One or two gks (we will get Valles for free)
One cb
One lb (might be Firpo)
One cdm (because we might sell cardoso)
One or two wingers if antony or Jesus leave
One striker

[wintry stratus]

Viva betis

i need this hatewatch to happen

only then will the liverpool season for 24/25 be complete

i will finally be able to rest

[wintry stratus]

obc its gna be levante

but i want granada back

[prisma charm]

no, almeria will come

[wintry stratus]

theyre form kinda shaky

[tranquil light]

Will this year's ballon dor come from laliga?

Messi and dembele are close

[wintry stratus]

it will be dembele iif ucl is won

[prisma charm]

yea but next season they are coming back surely

[wintry stratus]

if not i think a barca player salah or mbappe can be contenders

[prisma charm]

no antony

[wintry stratus]

and go back down..

[prisma charm]

uh

[wooden pelican]

all football fans !

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMS8qdhxX/

hard edit

[wintry stratus]

we all know whose hard while watching this edit

[wooden pelican]

appreciate it my guy 😭🙏🏿

[wintry stratus]

bet

[wooden pelican]

like, repost, share and follow would be appreciated

[wintry stratus]

ill also hang it in the louvre

oh wait

its already there

[wooden pelican]

🤣🤣🤣

love man

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/run-twin-run-cat-gif-11721473836057368714

[prisma charm]

woah, vicente leaving?? tf

[vivid zenith]

No, Dembele is going to win the debate.

[plain salmon]

If psg loses the champions final, propably yes

[night gazelle]

If psg is going to lose
Then mo.salah or L.yamal gona win it
If not then dembele is the most favourite one

[tranquil light]

Salah or Messi have a shot though

Gotta keep an eye

[night gazelle]

Agreed

[sleek echo]

Salah ain’t winning

Between yamal dembele raphinha

[prime compass]

Pedri, Raphinha, Yamal and Dembele are defo top 4

Imo it goes

• Raphinha/Dembele
• Yamal
• Pedri/Salah
• Mbappe

Oh nah replace Mbappé with Lewa

[worn cliff]

debatable

in my opinion

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/bF3NE.gif

eibar

[worn cliff]

raphinia, yamal, and dembele are the closest ones

[ocean egret]

"messi" snuck bro in

[ocean egret]

if they aren't in the top 3 im gonna riot

except for dembele

but yea these should be the top 3

[worn cliff]

ucl triumph can help demeble win the ballon d’or

but its not guaranteed however

remember messi?

he has not won the ucl since 2015

yet

[ocean egret]

cook

[worn cliff]

he went on to win some ballon d’ors, even after the ucl triumph’s absence

[ocean egret]

messi ucl incoming

[wheat spoke]

Yeah, I told you that 😭

[ocean egret]

2021 is debatable but yea he had phenomenal seasons

[wheat spoke]

Glad you’re understanding this

[ocean egret]

if dembele wins the ucl then game's gone tho

[worn cliff]

yeah

[dapper jay]

In the big 25

[worn cliff]

no problem

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/OrII.gif

[worn cliff]

😂

[ocean egret]

^ future bdor winner

[wheat spoke]

That fraud is not winning it

Trust

[dapper jay]

Dembele has had a huge turn around on his career

A positive turn around

[wheat spoke]

Honestly, don’t care who wins the UCL in the end

Football is finished either way

💔

[ocean egret]

no

the stars are lining up

city (oil club) lost the fa cup to palace

psg (oil club) ??? the ucl to inter

[wheat spoke]

Nah bro, just let it go 😭

[worn cliff]

originally, i was gonna support inter because of tajon buchanan

but since he was on loan to villarreal

i decide to support psg

since french is my second language 😂

[ocean egret]

i was gonna support psg for lucho but dembele CANNOT win the bdor and the ucl

at all costs

[wheat spoke]

I will only support PSG because of Luis Enrique

But the rest of them

No

Even if I support France

[prisma charm]

inter should win cuz they got cool kit

[wheat spoke]

PSG cannot win it

[dapper jay]

Diego Simeone, Diego Godin, & I think Miranda used to play for inter Millán

[wheat spoke]

It’s like saying I support Spain (as a Barcelona fan), but I want Real Madrid to win the Champions league because they’re from Spain too

TikTok comments flashbacks 💔

[ocean egret]

cook

[worn cliff]

i think so too

miranda

[prisma charm]

tomorooww, must win game
good night guys 🥲

[ocean egret]

gn

[worn cliff]

not really sure about laliga soccer on tiktok, but whats going on over there?

[wheat spoke]

Literally everything

[ocean egret]

you see the most vile of specimen there

[dapper jay]

Good luck

[ocean egret]

barca fans that support madrid

madrid fans that support barca

[wheat spoke]

You either find a Barcelona

Or a Real Madrid fan

There is NO in between

And yes

With this corny ahh comment

“Rivals, not enemies”

Sybau 💔💔

[worn cliff]

ah i see

[ocean egret]

enemies, not rivals 🔥

[worn cliff]

no atletico fans over there?

[dapper jay]

Most of them are under 13 years old

[wheat spoke]

No

Unfortunately no

[wheat spoke]

🔥

[wheat spoke]

Yeah

😭

[ocean egret]

people in tiktok comments think they're in some top 5 football respect moments video 😭

[worn cliff]

ah sad

i was hoping at least one

[wheat spoke]

For real 😭

Like

They’re acting like they didn’t shat on each other throughout the past years

Now all of a sudden, we’re “friends???”

💔

[wheat spoke]

You’ll probably never find at least one

I never met a Mexican that supports Atletico on TikTok

[ocean egret]

meanwhile insta comments

[wheat spoke]

Nor any Latin American person

[wheat spoke]

😭😭😭

Football Twitter is worse

[dapper jay]

I try to make myself appear on laliga tiktok

[wheat spoke]

I think I’ve seen you on TikTok before

[worn cliff]

mhm okay

there should be one existing right now on tiktok

its a very big platform

[wheat spoke]

Honorable mention

You will hate this guy

“AbosulteRonaldo7”

[dapper jay]

Really?

[wheat spoke]

At this point

He might be a ragebait account

😭

[wheat spoke]

Yeah

I remember I was scrolling through the replies

And I found you

[ocean egret]

banner ideas for people with nitro

[dapper jay]

Do you remember what video it was or nah

[wheat spoke]

It’s the video where the entire Wanda Metropolitano (including Barcelona) are jumping together saying “Quien no salte Madridistas es, ay, ay”

[dapper jay]

Ohh i remember that now

That moment is the only time atleti Barca fans get along 🤣

[wheat spoke]

Yeah 😭

The enemy of my enemy is now my friend

[worn cliff]

i never see them as rivals to be honest

[wooden beacon]

WTF MY BROTHER MET RONALDINHO BUT DIDNT TAKE ME

[worn cliff]

mainly because simeone was the reason it was a rivalry at the first place

[wheat spoke]

Did he left you with no explanation of where he is going? 😭

[dapper jay]

Probably could’ve also been because of Messi

[worn cliff]

and the time when suarez left barcelona to join us

went on to win laliga

[dapper jay]

What a player he was

[worn cliff]

if a barcelona player comes to us

you expect us to win laliga now

😂

[dapper jay]

Lenglet

[worn cliff]

yeah i agree

[worn cliff]

nuh uh