la-liga

[ionic garden]

Listen everyone name the players who u all wanna sell from fcb

[weary depot]

he doesn't take accountability

[weary depot]

Araujo
Frenkie
Olmo
Ter Stegen
Lewa

[ionic garden]

Frenkie and olmo fr

[weary depot]

time to go for those players

[ionic garden]

Only one bad performance

[west iris]

Inigo Martinez

[real hull]

El clasico is unpredictable and last ssn they were close matches

[ionic garden]

@west iris u have lost ur mind

[real hull]

So we had chances

[west iris]

Tf. Ter stergen is a legend are longest serving goalkeeper and Lewandowski are highest goalscorer this season

[ionic garden]

Inigo and cubarsi are the best duo

[west iris]

Fake fan

[weary depot]

Roberto is a legend

[west iris]

Never

Cubarsi has been poor recently

[ionic garden]

They are the sole reason for our offside trap

[weary depot]

so what?

Suarez is a legend

[west iris]

Cubarsi is to blame for one of them inter goals

[weary depot]

should he be at the club?

[west iris]

My favourite footballer

[ionic garden]

Cubarsi and inigo for sure should be there

[west iris]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-suarez-uruguay-la-celeste-world-cup-2010-gif-4804167391224346401

[weary depot]

Ter Stegen cost us in the ucl since 2018

[ionic garden]

We should sell christention

[tranquil cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[west iris]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-neymar-suarez-barcelona-barca-gif-26825152

[west iris]

I miss msn best trio in history

[tranquil cairn]

inigo is literally our best cb..

[real hull]

Christention 😭😭😭

[west iris]

He is 33 slow and keeps getting yellow cards

[ionic garden]

@west iris we should not expect this level anymore the front three we got were the best in the world

[tranquil cairn]

fuck no

[weary depot]

but Araujo getting red cards is ok

[strange basin]

Bit of a random one, what do you think managers told their players when they played Barca when they had MSN

[real hull]

Foul em

[west iris]

Less this season

Inigo also got reds

Same as cubarsi

[strange basin]

I just seen clips of Neymar 16/17 season

What a player man

[ionic garden]

@strange basin try to injured neymar make suarez angry and try to body messi with physical force

[weary depot]

when?

[lucid ruin]

Dawg

What

[weary depot]

u don't watch our matches if u think Inigo is bad

there's a reason why our defence doesn't function without him

but u wouldn't know cuz u don't watch

[ionic garden]

@ionic garden what do u all think

Abt my reply to George

?

..

[fresh parcel]

valencia win today?

they are actually cooking now

they are actually cooking now

they could go from relegation to europe

8th makes europe in la liga right?

AND THEY SCORED
VALENCIA 1-0

[tranquil cairn]

own getafe

[tranquil cairn]

yes

conference league

[fresh parcel]

bruh

undefeated since atletico

[ionic garden]

What do u all think of UCL ure conference league final

?

Uel*

[fresh parcel]

betis 2-1 chelsea antony winner

👍

[lunar ridge]

DIA DE EUROPA???

PERDON?

HAY PIRATAAAAS

[fresh parcel]

lfggggg

2-0

[pale elm]

we got barca in the bag tmrw

[lunar ridge]

almeida eres peor q el alcalde de madrid

[lunar ridge]

PENALTI

VAMO PEPELU

3-0

[dapper jay]

3-0 in the first half wild

[lunar ridge]

y no ha terminado

[dapper jay]

verdad

vaya locura

[west iris]

Never

[west iris]

Who?

[pale elm]

[west iris]

Refs trophies

[pale elm]

[real hull]

Valencia tf😭

Scored 3 against haram

Crazy how valencia went from fighting to survive relegation

[sleek echo]

I told everyone there’s not a chance in hell Valencia get relegated lol

[real hull]

To now fighting for a place in uecl

[sleek echo]

Uel too

[real hull]

Oh yh

[sleek echo]

If they had this form at the start of the season they’d be top 4 lol

[real hull]

Corberan cooked

[sleek echo]

a five star buffet

[west iris]

I didn't want them relegated alot of people did

[karmic grail]

Valencia are fricking insane

Last to 9th is actually crazy

[lunar ridge]

against getafe is crazy

[frail elk]

happy to see valencia cooking

🦇

[primal heart]

late European football charge?

[cloud sparrow]

😭

[lunar ridge]

don’t be

we hate you guys

[west iris]

Crazy comeback

[west iris]

A madrid club getafe losing 3-0 to Valencia lol

[frail elk]

aww 💔 thats sad, still gotta hold the 🖐️ unfortunately

[west iris]

Valencia also got oldest stadium in Spain maybe it gave them luck lol

[tranquil cairn]

happy to see getafe haramball get thrashed

[craggy iris]

Valencia 📈📈📈

I'm afraid they will cook us

[karmic grail]

Lol

[karmic grail]

Thats crazy

[lavish cobalt]

Does anyone here play futsal

[forest tree]

Valencia comeback has to be studied

[forest tree]

Xabi type shi

[olive harbor]

Reason: Mamardashvili💪

[forest tree]

Stink at first

[wheat spoke]

Yeah

Hope they make it to Europe for next season

[olive harbor]

What part stinks the most for you fam?

[narrow hollow]

Night night ig 😭🙏

[olive harbor]

Good evening

[foggy cape]

Good ebening

[hardy idol]

Coberan tbh

Oh yeah the keeper of them is really good to

[worn cliff]

yeah i saw!

congrats to him!

https://tenor.com/view/happy-easter-gif-21158905

[tranquil cairn]

golly simeone got 5 grandkids now

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[olive harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/emery-unai-emery-emery-memes-don-unai-emery-camera-gif-18723662

[cloud sparrow]

yo tmb

gipuchinal

[light ledge]

celta is beating sevilla even with a red

https://tenor.com/view/antony-absolute-cinema-manchester-united-real-betis-antony-real-betis-gif-2043840232308030379

[light ledge]

looooool

3-1

my goat borja

they cooked sevilla even with a red

[weary depot]

couldn't do anything vs Madrid

[cloud sparrow]

williams brothers hate is so forced its not even funny

[weary depot]

bums

[cloud sparrow]

#football-chat message

#football-chat is clapped

[tranquil cairn]

man said williams brothers are overrated

holy

[ocean egret]

#football-chat in the big 25

[amber talon]

i love this

[ocean egret]

some people in there are actual specimen icl

[grave glen]

What did the Williams bros do this szn

Not much have they

[cloud sparrow]

thats genuinely so wholesome

[cloud sparrow]

more than rodrygo and vini

thats for sure

[tranquil cairn]

😭 😭

thats so tough

[ocean egret]

thats so cool

tuff fr

[grave glen]

Ye right

Bro are you okay

Have you suffered a blow to the head or something

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-you-point-spiderman-mirror-gif-16673460

[grave glen]

11 la liga goals vs 5

Let's not take the piss here mate

And mind you

This is a bad szn for vini as well

[ocean egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992094285522555020/1070063432558186497/ezgif-3-62ab9c42ea.gif

[rustic onyx]

??😭

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[light ledge]

praying for gerona today

first time in my life

but if they lose I will be happy too

[tough star]

We’re gonna lose everybody this off season aren’t we

It’s gonna be Oyarzabal and the kids ffs

[light ledge]

I think they should beat gerona at least

[tough star]

I’m talking about our squad

[light ledge]

yeah I mean this game

[forest tree]

He stinker from the start

Valencia have a great young squad

People don't know that

Like their players alot

I wanted Real to Sign Mosquera

[tropic wagon]

VICTOR MUÑOZ THE GOATT WERE WINNING EL CLASICO

[light ledge]

they added sevilla and didnt add inter

trash video

[grave glen]

They did arsenal dirty as expected in the end

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/touchlinex/status/1921246224197296531?s=46

The Touchline | Football Coverage (@TouchlineX) on X

❗️This is Real Madrid's squad list for the game vs Barcelona!

X · May 10, 2025, 4:49 PM

[tropic wagon]

muñoz

he’s putting 6 past barca

it’s so NOT over ❤️‍🩹

[grave glen]

Its over gang 😭😭

[upbeat hill]

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/fc-barcelona/20250510/1002461437/hernandez-hernandez-coincidio-real-madrid-reunion-48-horas-dirigir-clasico.html

This is suspicious

[foggy cape]

[craggy iris]

Big game tomorrow

And I'm not talking about the El Clasico

[slow breach]

???

[proven peak]

ez

[craggy iris]

Athletic Alaves obviously

[cloud sparrow]

our entire whole season depends on this essentially

if we lose we can see goodbye to ucl

[craggy iris]

I wouldn't be so pissed if we spent another season in UEL with the condition that we qualified for UCL for 26/27 season

[cloud sparrow]

i mean yeah

[craggy iris]

Another chance to win it + boost the coefficient

We will be in the last pot in Champions so yk what that means

[upbeat hill]

No bro

Its 5 teams now

[cloud sparrow]

look at the table

@proven peak youre not the main character for reacting the same to every message

[cloud sparrow]

the gap between us villareal and betis is too close

[upbeat hill]

I mean villareal is drawing rn

[cloud sparrow]

if they drop points thats good for us

but betis

[upbeat hill]

Tbh i understand

U got barca

Left

Aswell

[craggy iris]

They will win

[craggy iris]

We're not scared of Varca

[upbeat hill]

other games seems in hand

[upbeat hill]

But its a bigger chance u lose

Against Barca

[cloud sparrow]

if we have a big enough gap that last day match wont matter

[upbeat hill]

U get me ?

[cloud sparrow]

we have to do what we have to do

and that is win

[grave glen]

Haramball

[craggy iris]

Getafe fell off badly but their playstyle can force us to drop points

[cloud sparrow]

cant rely on others

[weary depot]

doesn't matter that much anymore i think

[upbeat hill]

I mean valencia and alaves look easy

[weary depot]

you'll still face 2 teams from each pot

[cloud sparrow]

valencia in good form

[craggy iris]

We're not afraid in home games

[upbeat hill]

But ur better

[cloud sparrow]

yeah

but form is very important

[upbeat hill]

Yeah ikk

But especially after the lose against man u

I think the players are ready

[cloud sparrow]

ojala

[upbeat hill]

Park the bus💀

[upbeat hill]

Im curious about something

If Tottenham or man u wins uel

[craggy iris]

We can beat everyone from Pot 3

[upbeat hill]

Will someone get kicked

Lol ?

[cloud sparrow]

how are celtic in our pot but not slavia

[craggy iris]

No

[proven peak]

haha

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/there-is-no-joke-here-daniel-keem-keemstar-this-is-not-funny-at-all-nothing-is-funny-gif-25726165

[craggy iris]

Consistent on UEL and UECL

[upbeat hill]

So more teams ?

Damn

[cloud sparrow]

bc they dont have enough comp

to not qualify

[craggy iris]

Celtic always knocked out in UCL groups

[craggy iris]

Less teams in qualifiers ig

[upbeat hill]

Btw there is playoffs

I think

[cloud sparrow]

we would qualify directly

[upbeat hill]

Yess

For other teams

Like last season

Galatasaray and fenerbahçe

Got knocked out

In playoffs

[upbeat hill]

I dont understand this anymore

They will remove extra time

[craggy iris]

It sucked when we lost to Sevilla in pens

[upbeat hill]

Aswell

[craggy iris]

We might have won it all

[upbeat hill]

Sevilla after realizing that the finishing 3rd in the group to play Europa league method got patched:

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[craggy iris]

They're not qualifying for Europe any time soon anyway

[cloud sparrow]

SANCET IS BACK

@craggy iris HA VUELTO

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1921139345714467189

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 Everything indicates that Jude Bellingham will get shoulder surgery this summer. @marca

X · May 10, 2025, 9:44 AM

[shell hedge]

How didn't Sevilla beat a ten man Celta Vigo?

[light ledge]

fuck life bro

fucking villarreal scored

they never fucking lose

[frail elk]

still got more international trophies than bro 💔

[light ledge]

villarreal is unreachable now

they only can lose to barcelona if madrid wins clasico

[dapper jay]

His gloves are older than lil bro himself

[stuck vortex]

😭

[real hull]

His gloves never touched a euro trophy tho😭😭

[light ledge]

athletic is more reachable now

[undone moth]

https://x.com/valenciacf_en/status/1921232490733154807

Valencia CF (@valenciacf_en) on X

Celebrating and asking for a “day off” 🦇😂 even Mr. Corberán joins the party!

X · May 10, 2025, 3:54 PM

Corberan is gonna be an elite level manager in the next few years

[light ledge]

we will play the final with this shirt

[dire zodiac]

We are screwed arent we?

[grave glen]

Hi any Real Sociedad fan

[tough star]

Fuck

[cloud sparrow]

NO NONONONONOO

[cloud sparrow]

barca do the job...

[tough star]

Yeah it’s over

Erreala just doesn’t look like they want to play

[worn cliff]

OMGGG

WHATTTT

2 GOALS ALREADY???

THREEE??????/

OMGGGG

I AM

WHAT IS THIS????

[wispy crest]

Wtf is happening 😭 😭

[worn cliff]

GUYS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[tough star]

Just end the season already

[worn cliff]

NO WAY

[frosty moat]

Hatrick😭

[worn cliff]

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

[weary depot]

Sorloth hat trick

[wispy crest]

Sorloth hattrick in 11 minutes this guy bro

[weary depot]

😭😭😭

[lunar ridge]

thats gotta be a record

[worn cliff]

OMGGG

[lunar ridge]

4 minutes 3 goals

[snow raven]

What the fuck

[worn cliff]

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE

[grave glen]

how

[wispy crest]

Just ban this guy from the league already please

[worn cliff]

BRO WHAT IS THIS????

[tough star]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

Bro

[left mango]

WHAAAAAT

[bitter raven]

wtf

[grave glen]

is that the fastest hat trick in football history

[worn cliff]

I JUST TURNED ON THE GAME

[left mango]

I got the notification and thought my shi was lagging

[hardy token]

Sorloth hatrick in 15 mins

[worn cliff]

AND SORLOTH ALREADY SCORED THREE?????

[hardy token]

😭

[bitter raven]

Sore loathe are u insane

[left mango]

Nah mane 178 seconds

[hoary mulch]

Sorloth is crazy

[charred wadi]

4 minute hattrick wtf

[hoary mulch]

Fr

[wispy crest]

Ig that's goodbye to European football next season for sociedad

[weary depot]

i thought it was some glitch

[charred wadi]

Jesus christ man

[hoary mulch]

Who let my bro fry

[charred wadi]

Tbf he is massive

[tough star]

Never did this for us

[charred wadi]

Norway has some decent goalscorers lmao

[hoary mulch]

Man city need to replace haaland for tjsi bro

[grave glen]

what if atletico scores again

[worn cliff]

i cannot believe that i just turned the tv on, and we already scored three 😂

[tough star]

We need two wins to even consider getting Europe

It’s within reach but we cut off our arms

[winter kelp]

crazy

[charred wadi]

Holy shit man unreal goals too

[grave glen]

wtf is happening

[hoary mulch]

Do you support sociedad? Just asking

[hardy token]

😭 😭

[tough star]

Yes

[hoary mulch]

Oh ok

[worn cliff]

so sorry that sorloth made three goals against you @tough star

[ivory meteor]

Wtf is this game

[worn cliff]

i hope you are doing okay

[ivory meteor]

Is this the fastest hattrick itw?

[tough star]

I haven’t been ok watching real since like October

[hoary mulch]

I think so

[mint plaza]

Tf

4 minute hattrick is nasty work

[frosty moat]

Didn’t sørloth used to play for them??😭

[tough star]

Never did this for us bro

[mint plaza]

Yes 😭

[hoary mulch]

Who feed bro

[mint plaza]

Scoring a 4 minute hattrick against your former club is sick work

[wispy crest]

He was only at Villarreal for one season surprisingly and he somehow gave everyone nightmares

[hoary mulch]

What websites are yall watching for matches like these so yes

[ivory meteor]

Where’s Julian Alvarez

[tough star]

I was so innocent

I wasn’t aware of what would happen to my club 😭

[light ledge]

3-0 in 22 mins

wtf

and atletico isnt even playing for nothing

[lucid ruin]

WHAT THE FUCK

fucking 3-0 😭

[worn cliff]

IT'S FOURRR

[marble ingot]

What a hattrick

[worn cliff]

OMGGGG

[lucid ruin]

What

[wispy crest]

No way 😭

[marble ingot]

4-0

[lucid ruin]

Who 😭

[cloud sparrow]

what the fuck is going on

[ivory meteor]

Who

[proud grove]

him again

[ivory meteor]

Scored

[lucid ruin]

LMFAOOOO

[ivory meteor]

Holy

[marble ingot]

Same guy

[mellow kindle]

Lmao

[worn cliff]

SORLOTH

[mellow kindle]

Wtf

[cloud sparrow]

4-0 in half an hour

[worn cliff]

I LOVE YOU

DO NOT GO PLEASE

[marble ingot]

He's just a chill guy

[worn cliff]

PLEASE STAY

PLEASE STAY FOR US

[snow raven]

JESUS CHRIST SORLOTH

[left mango]

4

Oh wow

[cloud sparrow]

THIS GUY HAS 4???

[hoary mulch]

And sorloth scores again

[hardy token]

wtf

[left mango]

HOLY

[lucid ruin]

Fucking hell 😭

[worn cliff]

THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE

[hardy token]

Sorloth has 4

[hoary mulch]

4 whole ahh gosls

What am i seeing bro

WHAT AM I SEEING

[marble ingot]

Bro is literally 2 goals from a double hattrick

[cloud sparrow]

respectfully

HOW THE FUCK

DOES THIS HAPPEM

[marble ingot]

he's got a full hour lmao

[worn cliff]

SORLOTH

PLEASE MAKE IT 5

[winter kelp]

💀

[worn cliff]

THEN MY LIFE FEELS COMPLETE

[mint plaza]

Sociedad not even trying bruh 💔

[proud grove]

bro scores four goals against a club every season

[bitter raven]

Sorloth calm down you're not playing Barcelona

[left mango]

Once I got the notif that atletico scored, I just muttered to myself “it can’t be him again”

[proud grove]

last year it was real madrid

[grave glen]

where was this sorloth in UCL and Copa Del Rey

[cloud sparrow]

the worst thing is HE USED TO PLAY FOR THEM

[wispy crest]

He's inevitable sadly

[winter kelp]

innit

[worn cliff]

last year, it was real madrid 😂

[frosty moat]

Bro trying to join the race with mbappe and lewa😭😭

[hoary mulch]

He was on his norwegian hibernation idk

[marble ingot]

I was just reminiscing Lewandowskis 5 goals in nine minutes literally before I saw he scored 4 in 30 minutes lmaoo

[quartz blade]

Farmers League at its peak

[worn cliff]

also congrats on the bundesliga win!

[bitter raven]

how many total La Liga goals for Sorloth now?

[cloud sparrow]

@tough star lo siento, estos años seran dificiles

[wispy crest]

Like between 15-19 but I'm not sure how many exactly

[proud grove]

17

[wintry elk]

Sociedad are so bad

Imagine sorloth scoring a hat trick

[cloud sparrow]

no its just theyve lost everything

[frosty moat]

Liverpool fan talking💔

[mint plaza]

He was at 13 before this match

So 17

[grave glen]

10-0 incoming

[wispy crest]

0/10 ragebait

[wintry elk]

?

[hardy token]

He’s scored a poker now

[worn cliff]

i am gonna be delusional

give us the ucl

we are gonna go for it next season

[cloud sparrow]

poor team has lost everything

[mint plaza]

Maybe next year g

[proud grove]

26/27

[worn cliff]

next season, we will make it to the semifinals

then after that, we move on to 26/27

finally, we will make it to the finals and win it

[proud grove]

oh shit

next season is the one before the world cup

[tough star]

Man

[proud grove]

ugh i can hardly wait

[silk thunder]

Holy fuck what did sorloth eat for breakfast

[ivory meteor]

Make it 5-0

[mint plaza]

Might as well turn off the TV gang 😭

[tough star]

I did

Had to go for a walk

Nice weather in my Zubimendi kit

[weary depot]

difference between first and 2nd in the epl: 15 points

difference between 4th and 9th in la liga: 14 points

but but farmers league

[silk thunder]

Unai:🚶‍♂️

[weary depot]

hell yeah trains

knew it was u with that username

[hardy token]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1921288614014796227?s=46&t=_7CwJ1oh29R6X7WsSsgahg

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇳🇴 BREAKING: It took Alexander Sørloth just 10 minutes and 46 seconds to score the earliest hat-trick in La Liga history.

🥇 SORLOTH (Atlético Madrid) – in 11 minutes against Real Sociedad in 2025

🥈 Mundo (Valencia) – in 15 minutes against Real Sociedad in 1941

🥉 Bestit

X · May 10, 2025, 7:37 PM

[tough star]

1941 😭

[wintry elk]

Crazy

[west iris]

Lmao

[tough star]

And it was against us

Things never change

[wintry elk]

Inamol so overrated

How are u 11th with that team

[tough star]

Couldn’t even spell his name right

[wintry elk]

And valencia has more chances to get europe

😭

[tough star]

I mean He’s gone at the end of the season so

[marble ingot]

Where's he going tho?

[tough star]

The beach

[quartz blade]

2nd and 10th...14 points What's your point la ...

[frosty moat]

3 passes and 4 goals😭

[tough star]

Bro needs to take time off

[quartz blade]

He did same against Madrid last season

In Villarreal

[wintry elk]

Every league is better than prem 😭

Tbf its true

[wintry elk]

U can find different styles in every league

[weary depot]

and yet the chances of it happening is 0 cuz difference between Arsenal and City are far apart than the rest

[wintry elk]

Except prem

Prem is the same old boring

[tough star]

I wish Imanol the best with whatever he does in the future but he really needs to learn how to change and adapt tactics

This is embarrassing

[weary depot]

can't tell me City had 1 win in 2-3 months and have a chance of being 2nd in the epl and then call it the best itw

ur league is a joke

[kindred tartan]

sorloth scored 4 goals😭😭

[quartz blade]

No??! Chelsea 5th needs 1 win to become third the whole 2nd to 7th rn is competitive at the end of the season the only competition in laliga alive is the title race

[grave glen]

how is zubi playing

[quartz blade]

Bundesliga another farmers league

[silk thunder]

How many goals is that in La liga

For sorloth

[frosty moat]

16 now

[mint plaza]

17

[weary depot]

City had 1 win in 9 games and then can finish 2nd in the epl

[frosty moat]

Oh

[marble ingot]

Almost 5-0

[weary depot]

what a joke of a league

[grave glen]

they just drew to soton

[tough star]

Erreala destruction during finals week is not good for my health

[mint plaza]

He might reach 20 by the end of today 😭

[grave glen]

they are not finishing 2nd lol

[silk thunder]

Fookin hell

[edgy river]

Sorry did sorloth just bagged in 4 fucking goals against his former club???😭😭

[mint plaza]

Hate this guy but my god what a player

[quartz blade]

🤣🤣bro sybau thats why its competitive. Can madrid athletico madrid or villareal do that??

[mint plaza]

Bro gave us headaches this season 😭

[edgy river]

@tough star are u alright there?😭🙏

[quartz blade]

Can a team from 1 go to 7th and come back to 3rd ?? Or second??

It's happend every season

But in laliga

[weary depot]

a competitive league would not allow a team that got 1 win in 9 league games be 2nd in the league

idek if yk what ur saying

[marble ingot]

sorloth might get a double hattrick lmao

[quartz blade]

Just same 3 teams there for the past 20 years

[worn cliff]

i cant believe that sorloth did this to his own former club 😂

[frosty moat]

Competitive while Liverpool won the league in April 💔

[mint plaza]

Hella disrespectful

[grave glen]

La Liga genuinely feels like a CONMEBOL league icl

Like it has that kind of vibes

[weary depot]

"Ligue 1 is not competitive PSG won the league in April"

"Liverpool winning the league in April doesn't change the fact its the best league itw"

[hardy token]

https://x.com/433/status/1921287194347479170?s=46&t=_7CwJ1oh29R6X7WsSsgahg
nobody is beating that mane record lmao

433 (@433) on X

THE FASTEST HAT-TRICK IN LALIGA HISTORY: 3 MINUTES AND 57 SECONDS 🤯🤯🤯

X · May 10, 2025, 7:32 PM

[quartz blade]

Whats your point la ..

[grave glen]

PSG wins Ligue 1 literally every year

[mint plaza]

Simeone might stay at atletico until the universe comes to an end 😭

[frosty moat]

Never argue with prem fans

[marble ingot]

Almost 4-1

[weary depot]

City won the league 6 times out of the last 8 with the 2 coming from Liverpool

[tough star]

No

[mint plaza]

Yeah sociedad need a desperate change

[tough star]

New manager coming in

[edgy river]

Ngl it's time for a change

[tough star]

Although I’m not super excited

[sly oyster]

What is sorloth cooking

[tough star]

It’s just the second team manager

[edgy river]

U ain't qualifying for eroupe next season

[weary depot]

bye Imanol
Hi Xavi

[tough star]

Which I won’t complain because Imanol did a good job in the past

But

Idk sanse haven’t really been that insane

Like Imanol worked with Le Normand, Barrene, Zubi etc… when he coached the second team

[edgy river]

Bro idk how will sociedad will cope without zubimendi ngl

[weary depot]

get Xavi

[edgy river]

He was their best player

[weary depot]

he has ucl experience

[tough star]

We already have a new manager

Sergio Francisco

[weary depot]

L

[tough star]

Bruh

[edgy river]

Does he have experience?

[tough star]

No

[edgy river]

Oh

[tough star]

But neither did Imanol

[dapper jay]

HT AT THE METROPOLITANO 🇳🇴

[tough star]

He’s our second team coach

[dapper jay]

Norway flag in honor of SOOOOOORRLOOOOTHH

[worn cliff]

sorloth is insane

[tough star]

He actually resigned from the second team as soon as it was announced he was coaching the first team next year

So he could plan for next year

Not sure what that means

[tough star]

But at this point I’ll take anything

Imanol is burnt out

Maybe Sergio is the bright mind of the future I have no clue

[edgy river]

Zubimendi is a big loss for sociedad tho

[tough star]

Yup

We’ve got a academy player that they said is gonna be the Zubimendi replacement

Not sure we’ll see

[edgy river]

Nah

He is unreplaceable

Ngl

[tough star]

Yeah

This new guys name might be one of the hardest to pronounce to come from our academy

[edgy river]

But u got 60 mil from him no?

[tough star]

Gorrotxategi

[tough star]

Yeah but we won’t spend it

We still have the most of the Isak, merino, and le normand money

[weary depot]

irreplaceable*

[edgy river]

Yh

[weary depot]

Yamal fanboys too busy glazing Yamal than learning how to spell

[tough star]

We don’t spend we reload

We’re a seller club at the end of the day

[grave glen]

Supermarket ahh club

[weary depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-reloading-reload-fortnite-vikkstar123-gif-13574843

hell yeah forntite

[tough star]

The season will be a success if we can keep take

Which I’m not high on

[edgy river]

So I am the one that can't spell

😭🙏

[tough star]

I pray Sergio Francisco puts Oyarzabal back at left wing

[weary depot]

every time u reply to my message i think LA wants me to visit

[bold isle]

HE HIT THE CROSSBARRR

sorloth again

he's him

[snow raven]

Unbelievable

[winter kelp]

Crazy

[bold isle]

All over again but now with a clean sheet and a hattrick in 4 minutes 🔥

he has something against clubs that start with real

real betis better watch out

[wooden ermine]

Sorloth is on smoke

[winter kelp]

and Real Valladolid

[bold isle]

he was nice against them 😭

[winter kelp]

fr

[bold isle]

generous

him in the 50th minute

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-goal-gif-26197392

[light ledge]

We are not sociedad

[grave glen]

You know what actually

Im sorry pedriszn

[light ledge]

and we dominated atletico when isco wasnt even playing

[grave glen]

I fully agree with you

[bold isle]

Antony vs sorloth 🔥

[grave glen]

This yamal fanboy been glazing him for months

[weary depot]

the fact u agreed with bait 💔🥀

😭

[bold isle]

How has Celta won this bro, 10 men

[grave glen]

Who tf counts the g/a in the username

[lunar ridge]

real suciedad

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-absolute-cinema-manchester-united-real-betis-antony-real-betis-gif-2043840232308030379

[lunar ridge]

que desastre tú

[grave glen]

You didnt bait you spoke the truth

Which is surprising frankly

[weary depot]

🥀

my j*b in this server is to bait @edgy river

[light ledge]

Conference final next season will be Valencia vs Brentford

[bold isle]

LINO WORLD CLASS DRIBBLING HE'S THE GOAT

[edgy river]

Bro

😭🙏

[bold isle]

we're 100% conceding this game

[grave glen]

Imagine finding the energy to keep track of lamines goals/assists and change ur name accordingly

That gives the word wasteman an entire new meaning

[weary depot]

"finding the energy" its once a week/every 3 days

[bold isle]

we haven't conceded in 3 games we're gonna do it when we're winning 4-0

[weary depot]

not hard

[grave glen]

Still what a waste

[mint plaza]

Cuz sevilla ass

[weary depot]

u on earth is a waste of space

can't be talking about waste

[edgy river]

Yall hyped up mpaypal valverde to dembele to win the ballondor 😂🫵

[golden forge]

😂😂

[grave glen]

Im more of a man then you'll ever be

[bold isle]

0.72 xG vs 2.24 xG 😭

[edgy river]

Shameless fanbase

[weary depot]

went from Vini to Mbappe and then to Valverde over ur jealousy with Pedri and then Dembele with ur jealousy of Yamal

[grave glen]

Yamal alr has a girlfriend bro he's not gonna date you

[mint plaza]

😂

Wild

[weary depot]

can't ever be a more shameless fanbase

[grave glen]

Jealousy of yamal?

[grave glen]

Why the f would i be jealous of yamal

If anything raphinha has a bigger chance of winning

Yamal and pedri ain't winning balon dor this szn

[weary depot]

yeah fairs u need 7 more years to reach his age

god knows the level u can reach by then

[grave glen]

How original

[edgy river]

U like acensio I don't need to explain more

[grave glen]

Haven't heard that one before mate!

[bold isle]

he's better at reposting and unreposting TikToks (Spurs included) than actually netting goals

[low lichen]

What in the fifa player career mode is sorloth doing💔

[edgy river]

Orrr yk what nvm I am gonna be packed if I say the next line😭

[grave glen]

I dont keep tracks of his stats like you

[unique fulcrum]

The fuck

[bold isle]

tbf I'd wouldn't believe him if your pfp wasn't that

[unique fulcrum]

Sorloth didn't like he's old tesm

[grave glen]

Say it then

[unique fulcrum]

Team

😭

4 goald

Goals

[golden forge]

HALA MADRID

[unique fulcrum]

4 minutes hattrick

Wtf

New record

Watch him get a 9.9 on fotmon

Fotmob

[low lichen]

No no no

[low lichen]

Be has a 9.9 rn

Just 2 more goals

[edgy river]

Nah it would be too far

[unique fulcrum]

Oh my days 😭

[edgy river]

I don't want to hurt ya

[grave glen]

what else he gotta do for a 10

[grave glen]

Spurs and atleti lol 2 clubs that if merged still wouldn't be 20% of what real madrid is

[bold isle]

needa sub griezmann on he'll score another 4

[bold isle]

are u from madrid

[unique fulcrum]

Lwk interested in the match

[grave glen]

Dw mate you ain't gonna hurt my feelings 😂 also its probably nothing I havent ever heard before

[unique fulcrum]

He might break another record

What's the most goals scored in a single la Liga match

[bold isle]

he broke Bebeto's record for fastest hattrick in LaLiga history

[bold isle]

1995

5 goals or something

[bold isle]

for team or player

[unique fulcrum]

Player

[weary depot]

and it's very risky to send that

[bold isle]

Kubala 7

[weary depot]

😭

considering ur state

[grave glen]

Bro what difference does it make

7 goals telmo zarra

1 more or less yamal glazer

[edgy river]

Yh

Lmao

[bold isle]

@unique fulcrum

[weary depot]

2 ppl thought of the same thing to say

man idk how badly cooked u can get

[edgy river]

Yamal is better than all of ur wingers btw

And just to say this

[bold isle]

true but mans is not winning the ballandor

[edgy river]

Yamal gets attacked for having 6 league goals

[weary depot]

he has a high chance of winning it

[edgy river]

While rodrygo scored 1 goal in his last 23 games

[edgy river]

😭😭

[grave glen]

I dont dislike yamal tbh

But some kids act like he's prime R9

[bold isle]

35 G/A isn't THAT impressive for it to be put as your username bro 😭

[edgy river]

It's either him or pedri

[bold isle]

R9 🔥😭

[edgy river]

😭😭

[bold isle]

tbf close one i think puskas might win it

or ronaldinho

[weary depot]

hell yeah

[edgy river]

What the fuck do u mean

[grave glen]

He said what he said

[bold isle]

Alvarez has 35 G/A too

[weary depot]

comeback when a 17 yr old gets 35ga in a season

without pens

[edgy river]

Age difference?

[bold isle]

doesn't matter

[shell hedge]

They're both first team footballers

[weary depot]

and like 4+ assists coming from trivelas

[edgy river]

And one is a striker

The other is a winger

[bold isle]

Yea exactly so Yamal is Álvarez's level

[weary depot]

top assister in Europe

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glaze-satisfying-gif-13180530

[bold isle]

Alvarez has pretty much the double of yamals goals and yamal has the double of his assists

They're doing their positions jobs

and well

[edgy river]

Bro ofc alvarez gonna have more goals he is a fucking striker

[bold isle]

exceptionally

[edgy river]

Tf u talking abt

[bold isle]

Yes like yamal has more assists

fuckass

[grave glen]

mbappe at 17 had much better stats but you don't hear me glazing him

[real hull]

Spurs atleti

💀

[edgy river]

Well obviously yamal would have more assists

Lmao

[bold isle]

Exactly finally you got it

[weary depot]

Alvarez only has 7 more non pen goals than Yamal while Yamal has 15 more assists than Alvarez

[real hull]

Grass is green ahh

[bold isle]

what's wrong with that

[bold isle]

?

[weary depot]

and Yamal is 17 in his 2nd full professional season

[edgy river]

I am so confused why are we comparing alvarez to yamal😭😭

[bold isle]

stats out ur ass 😭

[bold isle]

because they're the same level

[real hull]

Ur trying to act smart but all u sayin are nonsense bs

[shell hedge]

and being 17 gives him double G/A or something?

[bold isle]

whatever makes you happy

[edgy river]

One is a striker and one is a winger u can't fucking comapare

Tf

[weary depot]

Alvarez has 27 goals for Atleti 5 pens 27-5=22

Yamal scored 15 goals for Barca this season 22-15=7

Alvarez has 5 assists for Atleti Yamal has 20 for Barca

20-5=15

[bold isle]

I just said Alvarez has approximately double yamals goals and the other way around with assists aswell

[grave glen]

Yamal is a great player but he has a major problem

[bold isle]

so yes u can

[grave glen]

And that problem is real madrid

[bold isle]

okay bro 💔😭

[grave glen]

He plays for the 2nd team in Spain

[real hull]

He already owns madrid tho

[bold isle]

He doesn't play for real madrid

they're second

[grave glen]

But the first one will keep lifting the ucls dw tho maybe yamal wins it once or twice when we have a shit szn like this one

[weary depot]

only person related to ur club in some way that knows what a kid is is Asencio and the others that joined him

too hard for u to understand

[grave glen]

Your best szn and our worst szn 👍🏽

[grave glen]

Spurs are gobshite

[weary depot]

best szn 💔

[real hull]

Warra excuse

[grave glen]

And atleti is kinda good but not like us

[bold isle]

excuse me what barca's best season?

[shell hedge]

Both have the same job, both have the same requirements and everything else

If he wants special treatment for being 17, he should go back to the academy

[bold isle]

#premier-league mate

[grave glen]

How is it an excuse 😂

[edgy river]

Ok? That doesn't make them the same level tho

[grave glen]

Ok

[marble ingot]

Sorloth off we can all go to sleep chat

[bold isle]

Yes it does, Alvarez also has more success

[weary depot]

Yamal's job is the same as Alvarez's job? go stick to watching ur trophy cabinet

😭😭😭

[edgy river]

Success in what?

😭

[grave glen]

get yo dirty hands off of hujisen, he’s ours 😤😤😤

[bold isle]

I'll never understand why they sub the player off with like a lot of goals
why not make em score 5 or 6

[shell hedge]

They're both first team footballers that will get treated the same way

[grave glen]

you have Araujo that's enough for you

[weary depot]

ur a joke

[edgy river]

One in his prime rn and one is just getting started

Are u slow?

[marble ingot]

Because he's tired lol

[bold isle]

fair

[real hull]

What in the bs is u yappin abt😭😭😭

[weary depot]

are u asking that question to a Madrid fan

[shell hedge]

and none of them will receive special treatment

[grave glen]

Our trophy cabinet is so big we only got room for 3 more ucls and then we have to expand 😪 maybe we can borrow atletico and spurs trophy cabinets tho, sound good? @bold isle

[weary depot]

Mort has no academy to praise so he downplays others to gain a smile

[dapper dagger]

😭 😭 😭

[bold isle]

Real Madrid have had no good strikers since benzema

[weary depot]

talking about Tottenham when they are 1 game close to having a better season than yall

[grave glen]

Asencio?

[shell hedge]

They're sitting above relegation

[ocean egret]

why do madrid fans always glaze EDP

[grave glen]

Tottenham aint gonna do shit 😂 but the spurs kid is right let's stick to la liga over here

[bold isle]

Cringe ass message 💔

[grave glen]

Pls bro I hear you have some room to spare

[edgy river]

They are fighting relagation and they are having a better season than yall

Embarrassing

[weary depot]

glad im not alone

[bold isle]

prime Real madrid is still scared of Tottenham prime

[grave glen]

Who the f is Tottenham prime anyway

Bale who else

[real hull]

Typical glory hunter response

[weary depot]

not knowing Midric played for Tottenham is crazy

[edgy river]

Ofc the madrid fans say that

[real hull]

Negative ball knowledge 😭

[edgy river]

All they care abt is trophies

[grave glen]

We won ucl that year thank you very much

[bold isle]

Bale and Modric love Spurs

[edgy river]

They don't love their club

They only love the trophies

[bold isle]

Bale watches every Spurs game
and he said Messi is the goat
real madrid has no passion

[bold isle]

That makes it more embarrassing 😭

[ocean egret]

own

[weary depot]

"Wales Golf Madrid in that order"

[bold isle]

?

[real hull]

Dawg why u got 3 flags in yo bio tho??

[ocean egret]

what i mean is you’re cooking

[bold isle]

Bale loves golf more than real madrid 😭

[grave glen]

Hes won more ucl then your entire team

Have some shame

[edgy river]

There we go again

With the ucl gimmick

[grave glen]

But ye bale was being an ass

[ocean egret]

damn 3 is crazy i only got 1 😔

[bold isle]

Maybe because most are not fair 💔

[grave glen]

You know it

[bold isle]

Bale knows

[real hull]

Same lol

[grave glen]

The ucl gimmick is here to stay

[bold isle]

because those are my nationalities

[grave glen]

Get used to hearing it

[edgy river]

That's what u care abt

U don't care abt the club

[bold isle]

Exactly

[grave glen]

😂😂

[real hull]

Dm rq

[bold isle]

Tottenham winning the Europa League final this year would have more love and passion for the fans than real madrid fans' history combined

[grave glen]

Fellow Albanians how nice

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/declan-rice-rice-arsenal-tiro-libre-free-kick-gif-12185376802480793648

[real hull]

Pes ahh quality😭😭

[bold isle]

mans were cooked by assnal 😭

that game was the ultimate hatewatch for me both outcomes were amazing

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/saka-shh-saka-ucl-saka-madrid-saka-shush-saka-gif-10712309235883177151

[real hull]

🤷🏻😂

[bold isle]

@grave glen lost hard against the mighty assnal

[weary depot]

times stunna mentioned "ucl" "champions league" and "trophies": 365 times

times stunna mentioned "Madrid": 328 times

[ocean egret]

BERNABEU CLOSED ROOF REMONTADA IS COMING 💀💀☠️

[edgy river]

😭😭

[grave glen]

Hahaha what a legendary stat

Put it in your bio

[grave glen]

We beat atletico tho 😝

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/twolaugh-lordzaga-gif-13053470704677817968

[bold isle]

gallagher 😭

[weary depot]

says it all yeah?

[dapper dagger]

Madrid fans kill me because they collectively believe Asencio is a good centreback that will be starting for them for years to come

[grave glen]

Atletico ucl curse vs madrid ain't ever running out

[grave glen]

Haha W pfp

I like it

[ocean egret]

https://tenor.com/view/edp-fistbump-inverted-fistbump-gif-21601077

[edgy river]

U just proved my point

Lmao

[shell hedge]

by bottling a final to a club that was helped along to get there?

Losing a major cup final doesn't mean you had a good season, it means you lost a major tournament at the worst possible time

[edgy river]

They still have a better chance to win a trophy than yall

[shell hedge]

Even Southampton have better chances at winning a trophy than Tottenham

Might as well just give the trophy to United

[weary depot]

if i put the word "trophy" there it'd reach 431 times

[ocean egret]

stop disrespecting your club bro

[edgy river]

Yk united bottled the last uel final they been to right?😭😭

[bold isle]

not really mate

Southampton cannot win a trophy rn

Tottenham can

think 😭

oh wait u support real madrid

[craggy iris]

La Real is dead now

[bold isle]

mb

[shell hedge]

and Southampton would still have the better chance

[craggy iris]

They lost Zubi too

[bold isle]

that's impossible 💔

[weary depot]

their chance is 0%

[bold isle]

don't think u know what chance means mate

[grave glen]

Wtf mort is a Tottenham fan but he bashes them

Now I've seen it all

No wonder he always bashes us aswell

[weary depot]

stop proving our point abt how dumb Madrid fans are

[bold isle]

mort is a vardrid fan

[bold isle]

they're doing it themselves 😭

[grave glen]

Fuck off

You keep him

[ocean egret]

he was a spurs fan

[bold isle]

was

gloryhunter?

[grave glen]

Was 😭😭

[craggy iris]

Sorloth 4 in 30 is insane

[shell hedge]

We know they really don't when Top 4 is their biggest achievement every year

[real hull]

Ur back here again lol

[shell hedge]

I used to support Tottenham in the Premier League

[bold isle]

i just hope Spurs win a trophy this season and madrid doesn't for the sake of ur gloryhunting ass 😭

[grave glen]

I mean yes but its funny he ditched supporting spurs cos he knew they ain't winning

[bold isle]

CORREA HOW U MISS THAT

[grave glen]

the arguments in this channel are hilarious Im here for the fun

[shell hedge]

No I ditched Spurs because the Premier League as a whole got very dull, boring and repetitive

[bold isle]

all arguments by madrid fans are hilarious

[real hull]

Fairs u want some popcorns😂😂

[bold isle]

not really mate Liverpool won it this szn

[ocean egret]

idc we have 15 ucl 😂😂🤣

[grave glen]

And when God forbid the same thing happens to us which team are you jumping on next?

[craggy iris]

Only Liverpool and City have won it since 2017 so he's right

[shell hedge]

and I would still find more enjoyment out of watching Valladolid vs Espanyol

[bold isle]

if ur talking about repetitive you must be talking about arsenal

[grave glen]

you changed clubs???

wow

[edgy river]

Fr 15 ucl I am shitting myself😂😂

[shell hedge]

I supported both

[ocean egret]

15 is the combined iq of our fanbase too 😂😂 HALA MADRID

[grave glen]

15 yes

[shell hedge]

It's common to support a big club and a small one

[bold isle]

ft atleti

[grave glen]

@bold isle Man said a small one hahahahahahah

[bold isle]

both atlético and tottenham are in the big of their country 😭

[grave glen]

Ah that's it betmath

[bold isle]

big 3 and big 6

[edgy river]

Yh real madrid being the small one🔥🔥

[grave glen]

That's 3 strikes youre out

Try again tomorrow

[weary depot]

big is Tottenham small is Madrid

[bold isle]

are you ai 💔

[ocean egret]

own

[light ledge]

1935
The first King Kong film was released two years before
Betis wins their first trophy

1977
A King Kong film is released
Power outage happens in Spain
Pope dies
Betis wins a cup

2005
A King Kong film is released
Power outage happens in Spain
Pope dies
Betis wins a cup

2022
A King Kong film is released the year before
Power outage happens in Spain
Pope dies
Betis wins a cup

2025
A King Kong film will be released two years after
Power outage happens in Spain
Pope dies
Betis is in a final

[real hull]

Holy yap

[grave glen]

Ima stop talking about spurs man i don't wanna bully no one my bad dawg