la-liga

[heavy iron]

difficult for raphina

pedri might win it

[weary depot]

nope he's mid

[balmy swift]

They ain't winning shit

[balmy swift]

Nah raphinha dembele

[heavy iron]

is that so

[heavy iron]

must be

[balmy swift]

Watch him

[weary depot]

he is mid and hated by his own fanbase

[balmy swift]

Tbh rapha demebele should win

[weary depot]

Dembele

😭

[balmy swift]

Watch him

[weary depot]

"watch him"

[balmy swift]

Psg gonna cook barca

If they qualify

Vitinha a magician no one controlls midfeild better than him atm

[weary depot]

Pedri retired?

damn

[balmy swift]

Debate with me

Pedri is better in playmaking managing the game

[weary depot]

Pedri gets compared to Iniesta and Vitinha gets compared to Pedri

first player in yalls minds when comparing a midfielder is Pedri

[balmy swift]

Belligoal gets compared with zidane the best midfilder of all time

[weary depot]

shows how good Pedri is

[balmy swift]

He is really good

[weary depot]

literally gets compared to Pedri when he has a good performance

[balmy swift]

Reel watcher iguess

[weary depot]

says the guy who said Zidane 😭😭😭

[balmy swift]

Fede my boi >>

[weary depot]

not wasting my time on u

[karmic grail]

Not even the best on his team

Imagine in Joao Neves was playing centrally like Vitinha

[balmy swift]

Go on sleep

[real hull]

3-1 win

[weary depot]

u have the arguments of a child

[balmy swift]

Ok

[shell hedge]

Just get ready for the "we want Liverpool. We'll destroy Inter Milan" shouts after beating Valladolid

[real hull]

😭😭😭

[weary depot]

we'd destroy Liverpool rn

[shell hedge]

Couldn't even destroy Inter Milan

[weary depot]

Inter > Liverpool

[real hull]

Liverpool plays open football

They dont use those satanic tactics

[shell hedge]

*Italian

[real hull]

Same shit

Park the bus and counterattack

Mid table team mentality

And they call themselves “big” team

[balmy swift]

Still they played at camp nou

[real hull]

Where??

[balmy swift]

Good game i mean

[shell hedge]

It wasn't at the Camp

[weary depot]

camp nou?

[real hull]

😭😭

[shell hedge]

It was at the backup stadium

[weary depot]

game so good i can't even complain we drew

[real hull]

If it was played at camp nou inter would have been humiliated

[balmy swift]

What's ur opinion on xabi alonso

[weary depot]

name me 1 on form team he beat

[craggy iris]

One of the best rn

[real hull]

Still rooms for improvement

[weary depot]

most overrated manager ive seen

[shell hedge]

It's going to be a waste of time but I'll be switching to Miami qualifier anyway, so I'll probably just watch most of the first half of this

[balmy swift]

Unnessary hatred

[weary depot]

haven't won 1 game against an in form team

hasn't

[real hull]

What sport

Ohh

Race tomorrow right??

[shell hedge]

yeah

[real hull]

Might watch that

[earnest iris]

1 Bundesliga title and thats it

manager wise

[shell hedge]

I would say " I'm surprised ESPN haven't started their feed on the Barcelona match yet" but I'm not

[tawdry gazelle]

Guys you don't stream the games in here?
Wanna watch Barcelona's game

[shell hedge]

ESPN are waiting until the very last second to turn everything on

[earnest iris]

they crashed out on their broadcast of el clasico

[shell hedge]

I even refreshed my page and that in case it was me, but ESPN really are being lazy

Maybe they're trying to tell me something

[shell hedge]

Well past kickoff btw

Price of being an American

NOw they turn it on

Four minutes into the match

[olive harbor]

Wow

1-0

[wintry elk]

Hahahaha

Vallodolid

[shell hedge]

VALLADOLID SCORED

WHAT A GOAL

[earnest iris]

nah wtf

it cpuldnt even see

my stream broke

[cloud sparrow]

LMAOOOOO

[olive harbor]

It was a crazy ricochet

[clear sigil]

Ter Stegen Back in goal I see

[shell hedge]

Welcome back, Ter Stegen

[quartz blade]

Guess what

[olive harbor]

Araujo yellow

[quartz blade]

Guess what i told someone

[ember flame]

Valladolid scored 😭😭😭

[clear sigil]

WTF

[olive harbor]

Guess what: I don't care🫡

[clear sigil]

ANSU STARTING????

[wooden beacon]

Who let Ter Stegen in bro

[clear sigil]

😍

[olive harbor]

Coook

[clear sigil]

Bro there's no way for him to catch that bro 😭

[wooden beacon]

This guy shouldn't even be on the field, not even on the bench

[quartz blade]

Well well well

[worn cliff]

valladolid is winning???

[wooden beacon]

Yes

[quartz blade]

Guess what happened

[wooden beacon]

Cause Ter Stegen is shit

[wintry elk]

Ig it's fair to say

[worn cliff]

thats unbelievable

[olive harbor]

Be logical now bruh.. it was a ricochet...it's difficult to save it

[wintry elk]

Ter stegen is the worst ever number 1 for barca in its history

[tranquil cairn]

i'd save it

[wintry elk]

Bro only has 2 good szns

[wooden beacon]

Bro just stood there..

[wintry elk]

Under his belt

[ember flame]

Valladolid scored with only 12 passes 😭

[wintry elk]

Lived off a living

[tranquil cairn]

he literally did a mario "yahoo"

didnt even try to save it

[quartz blade]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-bot-elon-musk-optimus-npc-gif-9856599976221285010

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/williangarate/status/1918744373132476801?s=46

Gushita (@williangarate) on X

Ter Apology
Ter Statue
Twerk Stegen
Ter Still
Ter Static
Ter Station
Ter Hologram
Ter Scam
Ter Shambles
Ter Unstable
Ter Standing
Ter Setup
Ter Dusted
Ter Stand n Watch
Ter Stationary
Ter Slippery
Ter Apology
Ter Statue
Twerk Stegen
Ter Still
…

X · May 3, 2025, 7:08 PM

[wintry elk]

Barca fans talk to me

[wintry elk]

Woowowowow

[olive harbor]

Guys chill we know how barca playin.. they fina come back and destroy them once again.. painfull reality for us madridistas🫠

[ember flame]

What are some of these poses?

[weary spoke]

Damn barcelona rly tryna bottle the league

[tranquil cairn]

its gonna end 1-1

oml it is

[ivory meteor]

Stop being an idiot

[olive harbor]

Especially when yamal will play in second half

[wintry elk]

Not being an idiot

[weary spoke]

They bout to play 2-2 or sth

[wintry elk]

Bro only has two good szns for barca

[olive harbor]

Ter statue saved it

Sheesh

[wintry elk]

21-22 and another one

Which i can't remember

[wintry elk]

Might even be 22-23

What has he done

[wooden beacon]

They will lose this match so they can prepare better for ucl

[wintry elk]

Neither have barca consistently won la liga nor UCL under him

[shell hedge]

If this holds, and we beat Celta Vigo tomorrow, we're able to get first place by winning El Clasico

[wooden beacon]

Was he there during 8-2

[ivory meteor]

Bro acting like its individual sport game

[wintry elk]

Yes

[weary spoke]

Yep, madrid have a great chance if barcelona don't win this game. Their last game is at san mames away

[wooden beacon]

LMAOOOO

[wintry elk]

Pretty sure he was

[ivory meteor]

Look back at Barca dark times had the worst defense

[wintry elk]

Even if he was

No one's saving those

Uall got battered

[olive harbor]

They will still dominate us🫠 Our whole defence is injured

👍🏿

[wintry elk]

Never seen such a humbling of a big club

[proud grove]

so statue starts and this happens, yeah?

[ember flame]

I respect Valladolid 😭😭😭

[proud grove]

or was it not his fault

[wooden beacon]

Dude put in the goats already, "preparing for the ucl semi" bro they might not even make it to the finals

[wintry elk]

They have only played pedri as a starter

Everyone else is bench

Not even 50 percent is their starting 11

[olive harbor]

Araujo still got it

[weary spoke]

Well that line up is trash, flick might have made a mistake.

[wintry elk]

This araujo downfall 😭😭

[wooden beacon]

Fr

[wintry elk]

How can bro be spun like that

[wooden beacon]

I can't believe we will lose the classico like this

[wintry elk]

No mistake

[weary spoke]

They underestimated valladollid.

[wintry elk]

Bro chill

[proud grove]

saved

[olive harbor]

WHAT A SAVEEE

[wintry elk]

They have conceded 81 goals this szn

[olive harbor]

JESUS

[wintry elk]

Calma

[ivory meteor]

I mean they’re the worst team in the league

[ember flame]

Ok now I see It's Barca reserve team

[shell hedge]

Save

[wooden beacon]

I can't

[weary spoke]

That doesn't mean you rest your whole team

[proud grove]

they play inter in two days

[wintry elk]

They have inter bro

[tranquil cairn]

they are relegated

[proud grove]

so they cannot risk anything

[wintry elk]

Inter away is tough

[tranquil cairn]

we play inter

[ivory meteor]

This team still can beat this worst la liga team

[tranquil cairn]

we had to rotate

[ivory meteor]

Stop it

[wintry elk]

Hope barca fans ain't underestimating

[ivory meteor]

Plenty. Of time

[shell hedge]

and the moment you allow the "it's just Valladolid" mindset to create, is when you'll lose 5-0 to them

[weary spoke]

Watch valladollid pull off a defensive masterclass

[wooden beacon]

Bro stfu, it's 3-3 we might lose 5-3 to inter

Let them win this

[shell hedge]

Valladolid to play GetafeBall?

[ivory meteor]

Weak mentality

[tranquil cairn]

dawg..

[ivory meteor]

You def scary

[ember flame]

"It's just Valladolid (or any team in the bottom half)" is such a poor mentality for any team

[wooden beacon]

I'm not trying to be scary though

[weary spoke]

They bout to hold the 1-0 like it's a final.

[wooden beacon]

We can't bottle this season bro

[wooden beacon]

What let em win

[tranquil cairn]

point diff between us and madrid would be one

[proud grove]

oof

[wintry elk]

My boy ansuuuu

[dusty wren]

Coner

[wintry elk]

I rated him so highly

Fati>Vini

[ember flame]

I can't believe it though such a non serious lineup

[wintry elk]

I hope he comes back to his best

[dusty wren]

Pau Victor for the win

[wintry elk]

U all are all over them

Calm down

[wintry elk]

He’s decent

[karmic grail]

I feel bad for barca

[dusty wren]

Fermin!!!

[ember flame]

I'm not giving them a tough time but they have underestimated Valladolid with this kind of lineup

[karmic grail]

1-0 to 4 win fc is crazy

[proud grove]

give me a fati belter

[ivory meteor]

I thought Casado is fit

[proud grove]

roof of the net goal

[wintry elk]

They are shit

Fermin so bad

[dusty wren]

What do you think about Rodriguez

[ember flame]

I agree

[ivory meteor]

Fermin had 18 goals last season

[wintry elk]

He has done well, trying too much tho

[wintry elk]

Watch football through ur eyes

[dusty wren]

Yeah

[wintry elk]

He’s just a mctominay

In a better team

But mctominay does more than him

[karmic grail]

Dani just isnt ready

[wintry elk]

He will get shipped out

Where is he gonna play

Maybe buy back on him

[modest garden]

anyone has the link to watch barca

[wintry elk]

It’s so weird

Araujo has everything to play in a highline except a brain 😭

[karmic grail]

No, hes actual ball-carrying and hes stupid. Mctominay is smart but has to play the way he is because of his profile.

[wintry elk]

True

[proud grove]

o

corner barca

[wintry elk]

My boy Ansu needs to score man

Pls

[light ledge]

Who is being the worst player in Barcelona in this match

[modest garden]

how to watch barca match

[modest garden]

Arujo

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1918745835820478564

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

Barca conceded just five minutes into Ter Stegen's return 😬

X · May 3, 2025, 7:13 PM

[sly oyster]

Mbappe

[cloud sparrow]

still 1-0?

[shell hedge]

mhm

[sly oyster]

Ye

[cloud sparrow]

lmfao

it would be so funny

[wintry elk]

Araujo again

[proud grove]

probably wont be for long

[wintry elk]

Fuck this man

Bro scares me everytime

I Thot he got injured

[frozen berry]

Barca losing inter winning it's over

[light ledge]

a draw is enough for me

[wintry elk]

Barca can easily scam a team

By selling Fermin

[proud grove]

will lewa return in time

[wintry elk]

For 30-40 mill

[proud grove]

thats my question i have

[light ledge]

just give back to us for 5m

[tranquil cairn]

no

balde will tho

[narrow marsh]

Nice

[tranquil cairn]

i think

[wintry elk]

He’s worth that much

[tranquil cairn]

hopefully

[wintry elk]

PAU is fasttttttt

[narrow marsh]

Hopefully since ter stegen started scezesny will forget how to goalkeep vs inter milan

[proud grove]

poshboxes

[narrow marsh]

Actually he already did that he had 0 saves in the first leg😭

[worthy basalt]

where is the live match??

[proud grove]

what im confused about is pedri

whys he starting

[sly oyster]

Barca is losing
PSG lost
Arsenal lost
Inter is winning

Mhm

[light ledge]

Search by yourself bro

[tranquil cairn]

helps the attackers

so basically nobody does it like perri

[worthy basalt]

thought it was here....

[shell hedge]

Discord isn't a television channel

It's a text, chatting network

[worn cliff]

i know that espn is where they can let you watch it

[wooden beacon]

He thought they live streamed it

[proud grove]

fati

saved

[wooden beacon]

Ancelotti out dandadan fan

[shell hedge]

Tebas would send mercenaries after us if we did that

[wooden beacon]

People still live stream though in twitch and some other apps

[shell hedge]

You missed the joke

[worthy basalt]

there are servers live streaming but cant find one....

[wooden beacon]

I DONT THINK I DID

Lol

[shell hedge]

#server-rules

[buoyant quarry]

Ez win for Valladolid

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/valladolid-partido-pucela-hoy-se-juega-gif-18140879798502362418

[shell hedge]

They probably didn't expect to be leading

[proud grove]

now whats happened

[buoyant quarry]

Hansi Felik is angry

[shell hedge]

Yamal getting changed

[light ledge]

check pm

Lets go Valladolid

[grave glen]

How tf did he get injured lmao

[proud grove]

bro

[grave glen]

He’s faking that shit

[split lintel]

Is that broken arm?

[proud grove]

did our loanee break someone arm

[worthy basalt]

???

[clear sigil]

Ansu off?

Or

[split lintel]

Dani rodriguez

[grave glen]

Bro he literally just touched his arm

No way he got injured from that

[split lintel]

Dislocated shoulder

[light ledge]

Check private message

[split lintel]

Confirmed

[grave glen]

HOWWWWW

WTF

[split lintel]

Shoulder is a mad bitch

[light ledge]

Who is he

[split lintel]

U dont have to do it hard

[grave glen]

He literally just barely touched him

[split lintel]

U have to do do it certain way

And its gone

[shell hedge]

an academy player

[light ledge]

Imagine pedri injures here

[split lintel]

I mean dislocated shoulder isnt too seriuous

But cant be done on pitch

[grave glen]

Now they’re making yamal play smh

[proud grove]

why are they dropping like flies

[shell hedge]

Dani Rodriguez ⬇️
Yamal ⬆️

[grave glen]

Yamal should be resting

[cloud sparrow]

still 1-0?

[proud grove]

yh

[clear sigil]

Yeah

[cloud sparrow]

lmfao

[proud grove]

but yamal shouldnt be playing, however they probably had no choice

[ornate scarab]

Dislocated bros shoulder on his debut

Heartless

[grave glen]

He faking it

[shell hedge]

It was between the starting xi and the first-team

[grave glen]

Look at the replay

Barca losing wtf

[proud grove]

did adam aznou do that to him

[grave glen]

Literally looks like nothing happened

[ornate scarab]

Bros literally wrapped up

[shell hedge]

His top body's literally wrapped

[grave glen]

Maybe theres hope

[clear sigil]

I need an ansu goal please

[tranquil cairn]

his whole side is literally wrapped bro

[clear sigil]

🙏

[tranquil cairn]

how is he faking it

[ornate scarab]

It’s over bro

[grave glen]

🤦‍♂️

They get paid a lot of money just to be made of glass

[light ledge]

Rma should pray for a draw in el plastico

[grave glen]

Nah man wtf dont talk to me like i talked to daniel

We have a small chance still

Fort is so ahhh

[shell hedge]

Why would we?

[ornate scarab]

It’s over bro pack it up

[weary spoke]

Damn barcelona actually might not in this. Valladolid might get sth here.

[shell hedge]

Ignore him, he's a child

[light ledge]

because its better a 1-1 than a 0-4

[grave glen]

He was never my goat wth

[grave glen]

If we scam el clasico and you drop pts today we might win

[olive harbor]

El Plastico😭😭😭

[grave glen]

And by scam i mean get var decisions

Since u lot call us vardrid anyway

Might as well

[clear sigil]

What a play by Valladolid

[lunar ridge]

CELEBRACION NO LESIVA. SONRÍE CORRENCUEROS

[clear sigil]

Offside

[split lintel]

WE ARE SO READY FOR EUROPE

With corberan on top

[light ledge]

ya estais rozando la conference

[proud grove]

bro

[wintry elk]

U guys will sell Guerra Mosquera and almeida

😭😭😭

[split lintel]

And barrenechea is gone

Mamard gone

[wintry elk]

Considering ur owner

[wintry elk]

Ur scouting department needs a raise icl

[clear sigil]

Lamine lol

[split lintel]

Lets just hope we keep duro

[wintry elk]

No ones buying him imo

[light ledge]

I think duro is the player would give more money to Valencia

[wintry elk]

Why that Singaporean guy not sell ur club

[split lintel]

Yarek i hope stays

[light ledge]

along with mamard

[olive harbor]

Ooof

[wintry elk]

Torriani from our academy can fill Valencia’s void imo

[split lintel]

He was a good owner at the start

[wintry elk]

Fermin so bad 😭😭😭

[split lintel]

Its just that he has 0 clue about football

[wintry elk]

It’s time to pack it

[wooden beacon]

How is it still 0-1 I went for 10 minutes

[olive harbor]

4 min added tf

[wintry elk]

No point if he sells all ur best players

[shell hedge]

Goal, injury, sub

[wintry elk]

That shoulder

[split lintel]

We are so in debt we dont have a choice ely

Unless we get europe

[wooden beacon]

It's okay George is a real Madrid fan

[wintry elk]

Reason is ur owner

[wooden beacon]

Imagine if Barcelona was still rich..

[proud grove]

omg

[wintry elk]

Ur club is still rich

[split lintel]

We also need pepelu to stay so bad

[proud grove]

its history repeating itself

[wintry elk]

Ur sponsors pay y’all 100 mill

[wintry elk]

That rat 🤣

[wooden beacon]

Broke

[buoyant quarry]

Idk what is the benefit for Valladolid from winning vs barca but this is not good

[proud grove]

they conceded and then cannot score for their lives cause the B team is on

[wintry elk]

Bro said he would never leave levante

[wintry elk]

Stop this

[ornate scarab]

This club is so ahh

[wooden beacon]

Why can't we afford new players

[wintry elk]

Madrid are more broke than u all

[wintry elk]

U still have to pay the deferred wages

And ffp

And the stadium

[split lintel]

Rat or not he is our best modfielder

[buoyant quarry]

Valladolid already relegated why they still trying

[wooden beacon]

Exactly

[wintry elk]

Guerra?

[light ledge]

for memories

[lunar ridge]

cause you owe more than you have

[split lintel]

And if you see my name

[wooden beacon]

To stay at the top in la Liga 2

[lunar ridge]

el espiritu de ultratumba de javipucela

[wintry elk]

Ur club gets 100 mill from Nike or adidas

[wooden beacon]

Yeah .

[wintry elk]

Ur club is gonna be more financially healthy than Madrid

Madrid will also go through the same imo

Time will come

[wooden beacon]

Who knows they might pull out

[grave glen]

😂😂

[wintry elk]

No they won’t 😭

[grave glen]

Were not ac milan

[proud grove]

theres the halftime whistle

[shell hedge]

HT

[wintry elk]

See the Fernandez transfer news?

[grave glen]

I ain't see or heard shit

[wintry elk]

My guys can’t pay 65 mill🤣

[wooden beacon]

Spotify and all these companies paying us and we still can't get new players

[grave glen]

We would buy and sell your club if we want

[wintry elk]

U live under a rock then 💔

[grave glen]

And you know it

[sacred tangle]

I find it difficult for Barça to win today

[wintry elk]

Sure u can, we own the bernabeau lil bro

We are 9th and we defeated u 🤣

[sacred tangle]

But it was the risk that had to be taken

[grave glen]

You dont even own san siro LOL

[wintry elk]

Barca has more aura than Madrid btw

[grave glen]

You share it with inter

[wooden beacon]

Istg if they get knocked in the semi finals

[grave glen]

Have your stadium first bro

[wintry elk]

Cus Italy dumb fuck

[wooden beacon]

I'm gonna have a kid with my best friend

[grave glen]

Your own stadium

[wintry elk]

🤣

If u knew it, it’s our stadium

[grave glen]

I used to like and respect ac milan

[wintry elk]

Shared by inter

[wooden beacon]

Jk anyways

[grave glen]

But times have changed

[shell hedge]

We can but we don't because we have an idiotic caretaker in charge

[wintry elk]

Nice that u don’t now

[onyx pendant]

LALIGA HAS NOT ENDED

[cloud sparrow]

1-0 ht?

[shell hedge]

yeah

[wooden beacon]

AC Milan still goated

[buoyant quarry]

Yamal is not good enough

[wintry elk]

Ur debt is 500 mill

[grave glen]

Right now they're a joke lets be real

[buoyant quarry]

Messi is better

[wintry elk]

Or something like that

[onyx pendant]

@shell hedge laliga is not over 😢

IT'S POSSIBLE !

[cloud sparrow]

hilarious

[onyx pendant]

LET'S GO !!

[sacred tangle]

Why do they talk about Milan and the series here?

[wooden beacon]

Obviously but they destroyed inter though

[shell hedge]

and we could've easily given PSG 200m for Mbappe before just getting him on a free transfer

[wintry elk]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-boy-here-we-go-again-oh-dear-omg-alright-then-gif-20490490

[ocean egret]

i came to this chat only to see stunna getting cooked 😭

[grave glen]

Inter winning the scudetto again tho

[wintry elk]

U could have become barca then

[shell hedge]

I'm not a fascist

[grave glen]

Hes not one of us

Shit maybe i should've worded that better

[wintry elk]

Who do Madrid fans want as their manager for next szn?

[sacred tangle]

Alguacil should be Barcelona's next manager

[quartz blade]

https://tenor.com/view/referee-running-nope-gif-5638005

[wintry elk]

Interesting to talk abt this icl

[shell hedge]

but Perez actually offered it to PSG, and PSG turned it down out of false pride

[wooden beacon]

Nope I have faith in napoli

[grave glen]

Yeah maybe

[wintry elk]

Would have covered all the Mpaypal money

[wooden beacon]

Not maybe it is guaranteed

Keep glazing inter bro, let's see how far that gets you

[grave glen]

The only thing guaranteed is ac milan not finishing inside the top 5

😭

[wintry elk]

Tough, lobotka also injured now

[shell hedge]

Glazes Inter more than he supports any part of Spain
If Athletic were to comeback against United next week, Stunna will be "disappointed about it"

[grave glen]

I prefer acm over inter lmao but since inter is in the semi final (not ac milan😭) i gotta like their chances

[tranquil cairn]

just say you hate barkelona

the hell

[grave glen]

Mate

Its well known

All la liga teams are opps

I dont hate any serie a club tbf

[wooden beacon]

Give it a decade bro, come back will be insane

[grave glen]

A whole decade fuck me

Man utd might not even need a decade

[karmic grail]

Dani Rodriguez stinker, hooked, and injured
Not Ready Yet

[ornate scarab]

How old are you

[wooden beacon]

That's tough but I'm sure they can pull through

[grave glen]

Whose asking

[grave glen]

Wait wtf

Hi kitty

[wooden beacon]

Bro just because they reached the semi finals.. they might not even win

[wooden beacon]

So you're like.. glory hunter?

[grave glen]

You tell me

[wooden beacon]

You need money, coach, tactics, players

[wooden beacon]

Yes imo

[grave glen]

Ohk

[wooden beacon]

Let's make a bet

If inter wins you ask your crush out

[ornate scarab]

Smh I should’ve known

[grave glen]

Lmaooo what

[wooden beacon]

If they lose, you kiss your crush

[grave glen]

I think youre thinking of someone else

[wintry elk]

Hopefully

[grave glen]

Not a very appealing bet tbh

Flick is risking La Liga for the Champions League

WHAT THE ACTUAL F

is this

[wooden beacon]

Yeah..I can't let stunna win bro

[wooden beacon]

You want nitro?

[grave glen]

For free or as a bet

[karmic grail]

Flick just subbed off best player

[proud grove]

wait whys raphinha on too

and for who

fuck

nvm

chat im sorry, i had a different tab open

[tranquil cairn]

😭 😭

[clear sigil]

Tsk tsk tsk

Rev bro

[tranquil cairn]

fatima

[proud grove]

it said goal and i thought it was the barca game, my fault

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[wooden beacon]

For free

[clear sigil]

Köln?

[shell hedge]

Don't scam people

[proud grove]

yeah it was that game

[grave glen]

Ok why not

[wooden beacon]

Aren't you like a sub yourself?

[wooden beacon]

I'm not, I've given many nitro before

[wooden beacon]

Sure if I have the money

[grave glen]

No wait

Im joking lol

Dont pay for me

I appreciate it tho

[wooden beacon]

I was testing you, you passed

I'm sure real Madrid fans are plenty rich just like their club

Since y'all brag about that all the time

[shell hedge]

Stop mocking the 10 year old

[wooden beacon]

Kids are gonna be kids bro

[quasi karma]

Anywhere where I can watch the Barça game ?

[wet ice]

Gxr world

[karmic grail]

No

[clear sigil]

Goal

Barca

1:1

[proud grove]

level

[clear sigil]

Raphinha

54'

That should've been ansu man 😔

[quasi karma]

Won’t work in my country. Know anywhere else?

[grave glen]

Ansu fraudti

[wet ice]

Hes goal

[proud grove]

ansi fatigue

[wooden beacon]

I thought you were

Also Barcelona goal

[proud grove]

thats what i called him a year ago

more than that tbh

[wooden beacon]

Idk how to celebrate it whether I should go all out

Guys I remember when arsenal won 3-0 my brother threw his real Madrid underwear at me

[ivory meteor]

Who scored

[wooden beacon]

Raphinha

[proud grove]

oh wonderful goal

2-1 barca

[clear sigil]

Goal

1:2

Lopez

[wooden beacon]

NICEEE

BRO I KEEP MISSING WATCHING THIS MATCH

[clear sigil]

Lmao

[wooden beacon]

Why did the light in my house go out today bro

[foggy cape]

Another week another remontada

🔥🔥🔥

[wooden beacon]

So they basically won la Liga with this?

[cedar raft]

83% possession for Barca

dangg

[clear sigil]

What

[tranquil cairn]

not really

[sudden garnet]

Remontada after remontada wtf

[tranquil cairn]

either may 11 or against athletic club

[proud grove]

ours failed

[sudden garnet]

Remontada fc

[clear sigil]

Half y'alls squad was injured anyways

But y'all fought

🤷‍♂️

[wooden beacon]

Oh

Though remontada is crazy

Guys pray I find a girl who loves me as much as I love barcelona

With all these remontadas I might marry the club atp

[shut belfry]

Best caption, wins free nitro

[stark shuttle]

Old

Valverde clears in his position

[wooden beacon]

3rd goal was insane

[wooden beacon]

Post that solo leveling meme with fcb faces

[ornate scarab]

Hector was that Messi

[wooden beacon]

Two goats

[proud grove]

chuky

nice name

[clear sigil]

↓
Insert caption here that is cold 🥶

Jokes aside

How do Barca keep getting these remontadas

[wooden beacon]

Nice save by Ter Stegen

[wooden beacon]

Perez and ancelotti selling tactics

[clear sigil]

😭

Finished

[stoic wyvern]

Ter stegen get the hell out of this club

[wooden beacon]

😭

[wild pawn]

the fact theres a chance ter stegen plays the final if we reach it is crazy

[wooden beacon]

Ikr

[tired fern]

celta need to be real so that we can be 7 points off them

[stoic wyvern]

It's not xd they'd need to unregister szczesny

[wild pawn]

stegen is in the squad if flick wants he can start him over

[clear sigil]

Dont y'all win la liga then (next match) if that happens

[wooden beacon]

Please no

[wild pawn]

obviously i dont want either lmao if he gonna concede goals like that

[wooden beacon]

Yeah it's really dangerous

Why is this club still keeping this washed up loser

[wild pawn]

he a great backup

but lowkey we can sell him for like 60m to saudi

[wooden beacon]

True I think they're gonna terminate his contract after this

Bring in Courtois

[wild pawn]

Lmao

bring in mbappe while ur at it

[wooden beacon]

Goalkeepers don't get as much hate though

[stoic wyvern]

He won't ever do that

Szczesny clears him on every level

Benfica game showed it all

If not szczesny barca mightve not even been in ucl

[wooden beacon]

And bro smokes everyday

[nova jolt]

wait what

didn't araujo already have a yellow

tf

[wooden beacon]

Out of the next match

[shut belfry]

83’ Araujo is booked. Turns out the earlier one was for a Valladolid player. 🟨

[wooden beacon]

I think

If he keeps this up

[buoyant quarry]

Araujo 2 yellow cards !?

How ?

[wooden beacon]

Yes

[tranquil cairn]

first was not it

mistake

[buoyant quarry]

Oh

[sterile agate]

Varca struggling against 20th in the league 😹

[tranquil cairn]

2-1 up

[wooden beacon]

They're not but okay

[tranquil cairn]

anyways

[wooden beacon]

Are you a Madrid fan

[nova jolt]

he's a madrid fan

[thorny moth]

so?

[clear sigil]

Saying struggling when 90% of the team is the reserve one 💔

[thorny moth]

fr

[thorny moth]

araujo, lamine, raphina are reserves?\

[sterile agate]

Yamal and raphina 😂 😂

[thorny moth]

haha

ye bro gavi reserve

[clear sigil]

They got subbed in bro

[sterile agate]

Need them to beat 20th 🤡

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/optajose/status/1918765774098833843?s=46

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

31 - Brazilians 🇧🇷 from Europe's to five leagues with 31+ goals in a single season in all competitions, since 2013/14:

1. Neymar Jr (39 in 2014/15 and 31 in 2015/16)
2. RAPHINHA (31 in 2024/25)

Chosen.

X · May 3, 2025, 8:33 PM

[proud grove]

raphinha and fermin

[tranquil cairn]

ragebait

[proud grove]

fermin was starting already

[clear sigil]

Una

[wooden beacon]

Tell your mbappe to stay onside

[proud grove]

raphinha is the exception

[foggy cape]

Vini

[clear sigil]

He was?

[foggy cape]

[tranquil cairn]

holy moly

[proud grove]

yeah

[wooden beacon]

And tell vini to stop crying and missing penalties

[proud grove]

the real ballon dor winnor

[sterile agate]

Try to reach ucl final impossible challenge 😂

[tranquil cairn]

uhm

[wooden beacon]

5-1

[tranquil cairn]

whos gonna tell him

[nova jolt]

u talking about madrid?

💀

[tranquil cairn]

ur out the ucl and we're in the semis

🤣

[thorny moth]

5 ucl in 10 years

[nova jolt]

last time I checked madrid knocked out

[thorny moth]

crazy

[sterile agate]

Exactly lmfao

Gonna get whooped by inter 😹

[nova jolt]

bro def started watching futbol 4 years ago 😂

[sterile agate]

Keep coping over there bud 🤣

[tranquil cairn]

sounds like a kid i cba

[proud grove]

bro started watching in 2022

[nova jolt]

if I were you I'd cope with your 2nd place in la liga trophy

☠️

[wooden beacon]

Brainless worm, you guys are trying to kick out Ancelotti. The one who brought you these ucls

[rustic onyx]

Using an alt account is crazy

[wooden beacon]

You guys are digging your own graves

[rustic onyx]

Both joined on the same date

😭

[wooden beacon]

Keep coping

[sterile agate]

It’s okay more la liga than you 🤡

[sterile agate]

??

[nova jolt]

who is me

[tranquil cairn]

yeah def a child

[nova jolt]

I'm not a barca fan

goofball

LMAO

[rustic onyx]

It’s obvious buddy

[thorny moth]

im not him

[rustic onyx]

This your alt account

[thorny moth]

no???

[rustic onyx]

😭 😭

[wooden beacon]

Btw, with ancelotti gone and some other guy coming in. You're gonna be suffering UCL drought for the next 12 years.

[thorny moth]

hes my friend yeah

[wooden beacon]

Reminds me of the first Galactico

[proud grove]

they might get xabi

[coarse pollen]

But why are we giving attention to him😭

[rustic onyx]

Sure

[thorny moth]

im not his alt lol

[sterile agate]

Keep dreaming bud

[thorny moth]

lol keep dreaming

alt for sure

[rustic onyx]

Yeah sure

[tranquil cairn]

oh so theyre trolling

😭

[thorny moth]

no

[wooden beacon]

Real Madrid was suffering until he came but okay

[thorny moth]

im lfc fan

[rustic onyx]

Of course

Both joined on the same date

😭

[wooden beacon]

Doubt he can do anything

[nova jolt]

you start watching futbol in 2019 and then stopped until this year mate?

[thorny moth]

no?

[nova jolt]

🤣

[thorny moth]

liverpool is my local lol

but thanks for assuming ig

maybe one day youll visit your clubs stadium

[tranquil cairn]

too nonchalant

[nova jolt]

I've been to my clubs stadium 20 times lmfao

[thorny moth]

yea yea

sure bro

[nova jolt]

but thanks for assuming ig

[thorny moth]

ur a couch fan brudda

[sterile agate]

How much did you have you beg your daddy for that lil bro 🤡 😂

[nova jolt]

aww

[thorny moth]

🤣 ☠️

[nova jolt]

coming to your boyfriend's defense

that's cute

[proud grove]

lil bro is wild

[thorny moth]

var check: is he crying?

[sterile agate]

Don’t make me call asr over here pal

[foggy cape]

Hello rev

[nova jolt]

zip it up guys

lmao

[rustic onyx]

Stop bothering yourself your talking with two accounts that are used by the same person 😭

[proud grove]

oup sup nick

[rustic onyx]

Let it go

[thorny moth]

var check: hes deffo crying

[thorny moth]

sure bro

[nova jolt]

trying so hard to defend it too

can't make this up 😭

[wooden beacon]

Anyways Lamine missed chance

[foggy cape]

How you been

[proud grove]

pretty good

[foggy cape]

Jamal can’t finish bruhhh

[rustic onyx]

Doesnt prove anything

[sterile agate]

Dumb kid 😂

[thorny moth]

@rustic onyx might be a special type of stupid

[foggy cape]

FT finally

[proud grove]

i still cant believe we let poulsen ruin the comeback

[wooden beacon]

ATleast he's onside

[sterile agate]

Add unemployed to that as well

[thorny moth]

so im in a call with myself for 3 hours?

lol

[rustic onyx]

Could be

[thorny moth]

never seen a job application

[sterile agate]

“Shower?” Ahhh vibes

[clear sigil]

FT

Barca wim

Win*

[prime compass]

FT

[ember urchin]

Did Barca lose yet?
No

@grave glen 🍚

[wooden beacon]

Based

[prime compass]

How do we feel about next game against Inter ?

[tranquil cairn]

own

[tranquil cairn]

we're getting thrashed 5-0

[wooden beacon]

Winning, real Madrid will struggle to stay onside for the next 2 la Liga games

[nova jolt]

replying to each other while in call is crazy

yall some weirdos 💀

[foggy cape]

@sterile agate @thorny moth Break it up and move on

[thorny moth]

if u say so bro

[hot sparrow]

No

[tranquil cairn]

theyre trolling stop taking the bait 😭

[thorny moth]

were being falsely accused lol

[wooden beacon]

Nah

[tranquil cairn]

3 hours on a call

obv theyre trolling

pure dedication

[proud grove]

do you really think a person would vc themselves for three hours

[foggy cape]

Move on blud this is la liga channel

[tranquil cairn]

cook

wrap it up and go home

[thorny moth]

this

[proud grove]

anyway

[foggy cape]

#off-topic

[sterile agate]

“Blud” in 2025

[ember urchin]

On to the next

Vardrid

[thorny moth]

support your local

[ember urchin]

🤫🍚

[prime compass]

Please tell me Lautaro is still injured bro 💔🙏🏼

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/NealGardner_/status/1918772354630467592?t=NsqhkOGlXjV9jLZ1lVUxCw&s=19

Neal 🇦🇺 (@NealGardner_) on X

Never doubted my 🐐

X · May 3, 2025, 8:59 PM

[foggy cape]

He should be back

[foggy cape]

Oh lord

[grave glen]

But why are you tagging me for tho

[ember urchin]

Pucas
Pazquez would never

[grave glen]

I didnt even say anything

[bitter raven]

I was hearing names like Marcelo and Roberto Carlos

[prime compass]

💔

Are Balde and Lewa gon be back bro?

[silent gale]

Real madrid really about to have 0 trophies 🥹

[foggy cape]

Yeah

[prime compass]

From la casa blanca to La temporada blanca 💔

[silent gale]

[hardy token]

https://x.com/risingstarxi/status/1918774298585505865?s=46&t=_7CwJ1oh29R6X7WsSsgahg

Rising Stars XI (@RisingStarXI) on X

🇪🇸⭐️ | 𝐇𝐞́𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭 (𝟏𝟖) vs Real Valladolid:

• 4 Tackles
• 2 Clearances
• 96% Pass Accuracy
• 65 Passes Completed
• 1/2 Successful Long Balls
• 1 Key Pass
• 1 Hit Woodwork
• 4/9 Ground Duels Won

𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓.

X · May 3, 2025, 9:06 PM

[lapis flicker]

bro was ass

[prime compass]

Ngl tho

[wintry elk]

He has insane speed

[left patrol]

Madrid x 50 cent

Apparently its gonna be played in el classico

[real hull]

Fuck is that logo😭😭

[left patrol]

Madrid x 50 cent

U think we dont have a collab ready for el classico?

We coming for you

[lament swallow]

50 cent is that madrid's transfer budget for this summer

[real hull]

Dawg look at that Madrid logo

Shit ugly asf

Who ever made this edit

Failed badly

😭

[lament swallow]

Ai generated prolly

[real hull]

Yh that might be the reason

[left patrol]

Bruh i found in tik tok

[frosty moat]

And why did you believe it

[left patrol]

Bruh

Barca x travis is so good

Our president prob doesn’t even know who tf is travis scott

[lapis flicker]

get money or die tryin

[wary beacon]

expensive asf

i looked at prices and it was 530 dollars

and the signed ones were in the thousands

[left patrol]

Ngl

[cloud sparrow]

barça needed allat to beat valladolid bru

[left patrol]

Even without the travis scott collab ur kits are so fire 😭

Smh

[wary beacon]

fr

[left patrol]

Like seriously we have the worst kits

Its so boring

Smh

[wary beacon]

who do u support?

[left patrol]

Madrid

[lapis flicker]

yalls grey kits are fire

[wary beacon]

the grey kit isnt half bad

[cloud sparrow]

#europa-and-conference-league is all bums

[left patrol]

Like seriously look how fire this kit is

[wary beacon]

one of the best kits in a while

[real hull]

Valladolid ucl level team

[wary beacon]

20/21 black and gold was fire as well

[cloud sparrow]

I like blackout kits

[left patrol]

This is our away kit 💀

[wary beacon]

cheeks

[left patrol]

Orange with black how nice

[cloud sparrow]

tf is this man

and I thought our pink kit was horrible

[left patrol]

Bruh our home kit is so baddddd

[wary beacon]

this is somehow worse than one of man city’s yellow kits

[left patrol]

I regretted on buying it

[wary beacon]

this season

[left patrol]

Yall home kit is so nice

[wary beacon]

i need to renew the paramount subscription

[stuck vortex]

why do i have a feeling barca will lose against inter

[left patrol]

This is apparently our leaked kit 💀💀💀

[wet ice]

They won't

[cloud sparrow]

loving the bottle shape

[wary beacon]

because we are wearing the green kit?

[stuck vortex]

X to doubt

[wet ice]

Barca play well when the odds are against them for some reason

[stuck vortex]

yeah i guess

lamine yamal has been pissing me off lately though so i hope inter win

[wet ice]

Bros pissed off by a 17 year old

Crazy

[stuck vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/jules-kounde-think-gif-18415356103451390480

[left patrol]

This madrid kit was perfect

Thank god i bought it

[narrow marsh]

this season and next season shit home kits

[left patrol]

Ong

[dapper jay]

The 24/25 jersey just with orange/yellow stripe

[west iris]

Just got back home from cinema at midnight im tired now what happened in barca game?

Oh wait a 2-1 win

[sudden garnet]

Remontada as per usual

[clear sigil]

For those that haven't seen the leaks for Barca and Madrid's 25/26 kits

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2024/09/barcelona-25-26-home-kit.html

https://www.footyheadlines.com/team/Real Madrid

[tranquil cairn]

You so tuff

[left patrol]

Literally madrid kit is the same as this year but with a little gold

[violet hill]

Blacks lines again

[weary depot]

lol

[narrow inlet]

wish they would bring back something similar to the 2012 kit

it was so nice

[drifting quail]

this feels like odd idk how to put it maybe cause I haven't seen a Barça kit without sponsor in the middle in awhile

[narrow marsh]

both shit

end of day

[pale ore]

Brotha what the fuck is that

This aint 1998😭

[pale ore]

@foggy cape thoughts?

[sudden garnet]

Dog shit

[west iris]

Does not look good

[pale ore]

Yamal in that kid would look funny😭

Yellow +blue + red

[cloud sparrow]

armenian yamal

[foggy cape]

Looks like a pre match kit or a training kit

lol

[leaden temple]

looks kinda weird too

[sonic vapor]

Ugly ahh

[sonic vapor]

Ctrlc ctrl v ahh

[onyx pendant]

best Madrid kit ever

for the best season ever

more trophies than losses

[umbral glade]

And I think it was the best one they have had in a while last season

[pale ore]

All of our home kits look the same idk if you have a third eye or smth

😭

[grave glen]

the away kit

[cloud sparrow]

whos us

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/lip-bite-turned-gif-25816998

[pale ore]

Ph ye

Will we win chat?

[amber talon]

yes

[pale ore]

Nice

[amber talon]

draw pls

i want a draw

so we dont lose 3rd

if thats even possible idk

[pale ore]

Yalls playing Europa league next szn

[amber talon]

no

[pale ore]

Yes

Thats why im an athletic fan today

[amber talon]

nope

[pale ore]

Lets be honest chat

[foggy cape]

Go on