la-liga

[cloud sparrow]

we might be chilling

[frail elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-tiburon-ferran-barcelona-fc-barcelona-ferran-torres-gif-12713275306045132165

[cloud sparrow]

i love scrolling iñaki williams twitter page

its hilariously good

[weary depot]

https://x.com/Typical_Belli/status/1914963153802142021?t=GPw55IEuJu46-fWGdpB6Yw&s=19
https://x.com/kennyRMFC/status/1914992852473647353 they're finally admitting greatness

Sam 🦦 (@Typical_Belli) on X

Gonna get hate for this, but Madridistas need to Realise we lack this type of midfielder in our team rn.

X · Apr 23, 2025, 8:42 AM

Kenny The Ripper (@kennyRMFC) on X

@Typical_Belli Totally agreed, pull a Figo and get pedri to the team he's fan of

X · Apr 23, 2025, 10:40 AM

[cloud sparrow]

fake vardrid fans

[weary depot]

they're not wrong

but they have Ceballos Valverde and Bellingham who are "better" than the "spin merchant"

[bitter raven]

lol great timing, I just shared this in #barcelona

[weary depot]

might have copy pasted it

[bitter raven]

ok now do something useful and push Pedri even harder for the BDOR

[cloud sparrow]

SANCET ISNT SERIOUSLY INJURED GUYS WE ARE OK

[bitter raven]

don't do it like Vini, none of that 10x promise tweet

[cloud sparrow]

ITS GOING TO BE OK

[weary depot]

pushed for it since last season and i got clowned

[agile mural]

Is he one of those who is like PR training what’s that?

[cloud sparrow]

nope

hes js real

he js be posting real shit

[agile mural]

Yeah that’s what I mean like he isn’t just posting PR approved football photos

He’s like actually posting human stuff lol

[agile mural]

Legend tbh

[cloud sparrow]

most of the stuff he posts is pretty pr trained tho

he be motivational

[agile mural]

Yeah that’s all footballers

[cloud sparrow]

no real other option tho

if they say whatever they might be cooked

[agile mural]

They have to post the usual bc it’s their job but it’s funny when they post other stuff as well

[cloud sparrow]

yeah

[agile mural]

Like kounde recently made fun of this video of him running and I thought it was a fan account

[cloud sparrow]

OFF THE POSTTTT

NOOOOO

NOT AGAIN

POST 2X

[real hull]

Hahaha

Hold

[cloud sparrow]

mikey woke up mad today

[real hull]

Lmao

[cloud sparrow]

lmao

its bc lakers won

isnt it

[real hull]

Didn’t even woke up to watch it

Thats how much I care about it

Lol

[cloud sparrow]

neither did i

[real hull]

Low score game tho

Defense was goated asf or attack was stinking

[cloud sparrow]

elite d

[tranquil cairn]

hows athletic doing

[real hull]

Any news about sancet

[tranquil cairn]

flipping hell its 1-0 still

[cloud sparrow]

seems like js a knock

should be ok

[real hull]

Damn villarreal got a red card

Fuck happened there

Celta scored

2-0

[frank thicket]

Fuck this useless ass team

[cloud sparrow]

@light ledge la oportunidad esta

para subir a puestos de champions

berenguer off nico in

maroan nearly gets our 2nd

[sleek echo]

Oh what nico williams is back?? @cloud sparrow

Thought he was out for united first leg

[fleet harbor]

Betis getting champions league lmao

[cloud sparrow]

yeah it was small

[cloud sparrow]

it was never a threat to that match

[sleek echo]

W

[fleet harbor]

Betis also has way easier opps in the next games in comparison to villareal

[cloud sparrow]

not long left this season

8 matches max

[median jolt]

apparently mallorca want lucas vasquez

idk how true that is

[cloud sparrow]

LAS PALMAS HIT THE BAR

MY GOD

[craggy haven]

he is good for that level

[median jolt]

he should get the bag

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/Anghkooey_/status/1914973155594305569

Trent🇦🇺 (@Anghkooey_) on X

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

X · Apr 23, 2025, 9:22 AM

sensational headloss

[craggy haven]

perez owns laliga

mbappe horror tackle 1 match ban

[cloud sparrow]

UNAI SIMON

IS SAVING US

[craggy haven]

https://tenor.com/view/bordalás-getafe-sorpresa-sorprendido-interview-gif-16981188

[tropic wagon]

getafe

[craggy haven]

he needs to do some dirty shit tonight

[tropic wagon]

get ready

[cloud sparrow]

3 mins

we are barely winning

[craggy haven]

i want him to do the most dirty shit ever

[cloud sparrow]

we only had 1 good chance

and it was the goal

[craggy haven]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[tropic wagon]

alaves getting relegated

[craggy haven]

https://tenor.com/view/bordalás-getafe-sorpresa-sorprendido-interview-gif-16981188

[tropic wagon]

today

[craggy haven]

should ve been getafe

[tropic wagon]

onb

no one likes them

[craggy haven]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-fcbarcelona-fcbarcelona-reaction-holagavi-gaviphobic-gif-15079394541622373795

[tropic wagon]

alaves are a nice club they have true fans

[craggy haven]

against madrid i do

[tropic wagon]

well damn if barca played getafe i would root for barca

that’s jus me tho

[craggy haven]

what u support

[tropic wagon]

madrid

[craggy haven]

well

gl

with that dirty shit

[tropic wagon]

dirty what?

[cloud sparrow]

GURU OVER

[tropic wagon]

getafe football??

[cloud sparrow]

OH MY GOOODO

brothers arguing

[lucid ruin]

Daniela is winning nice

[tropic wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/love-bebé-tiago-manuel-dias-correia-daniela-aguja-gif-12122010575217210261

[lucid ruin]

Yuh

[cloud sparrow]

LAS PALMAS KEEPER COMING UP FOR THE CORNER

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

IÑAKI GETS RID

JANUZAJ IN

CANALES AWAY

GOES OUT FOR ATHLETIC THROW IN

my god

FULL TIME

stressful day

[lucid ruin]

Nice

[craggy iris]

Oof

+3

[cloud sparrow]

victoria jodida

pero ahora la champions esta asegurada

[quick flint]

so have u guys mathematically qualified for the UCL?

or is it soon

[craggy iris]

Not mathematically yet

But Villarreal also lost

So we are close

[cloud sparrow]

its essentially confirmed

its almost impossible to fall out

[foggy cape]

They called me a mad man

Celta cooked

[frank thicket]

Always preferred the Europa League

[quick flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1361398830137999502/IMG_7032.gif

[cloud sparrow]

a whole city

[craggy haven]

getafe

[mint plaza]

2/4 right so far

[craggy haven]

what was it about

[mint plaza]

Predictions on the winners of today's laliga matches

[craggy haven]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[foggy cape]

@cloud sparrow Any news on Sanchet ?

[cloud sparrow]

nothing new but seems unserious

[foggy cape]

Will he be available for United ?

[cloud sparrow]

hopefully

[tropic wagon]

yea

[cloud sparrow]

NOOO PAOK EQUALISED

[craggy haven]

that means ?

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

If we beat Valladolid 3-0 or more and villarreal loses 2-0 or something like that we will ahead in gd

[fleet harbor]

Is that the tiktok fading music in the bf for the moment of remembering pope francis😭

bg*

[bitter raven]

Madrid game started?

[lucid ruin]

Yes

[dapper jay]

Ola

[craggy haven]

getafe playing 5-4-1

[lucid ruin]

Madrid player already down 😭

[cloud sparrow]

a team from bilbao js won a european trophy... yk what that means 😉

[woeful oracle]

Cetafe ball start

[fleet harbor]

THE FIRTS MINUTE HSNT EVEN STARTED AND THE GETAFE PLAYERS ELBOWS HIM WHAT THE FUCK

[grave glen]

Park the bus???

[fleet harbor]

Istg if anyone gets injured
Im going to getafe and comiting vile crimes

4 players are down in 2 minutes 😭😭

[dapper jay]

Getafe ball already active at its maximum

[gray flare]

GUYS WHERE CAN I WATCH THE GAME IM CONFUSED

[charred wadi]

Where is Yato

[charred wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-watching-gif-20838335

[tranquil cairn]

😭 😭 in need of a commentator

[cloud sparrow]

nobody wanna comment?

[fleet harbor]

HOW ARE THEG TIME WASTING IN THE FIRST FUCKING MINUTE HOW WHY WHAT

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-watch-tv-gif-27233975

[grave glen]

Here comes the Getafe shinanigans

[cloud sparrow]

itv1 if you want uk

[fleet harbor]

In the first minute what the fuck

[bitter raven]

are u watching Getafe for the first time? this is their trademark

[grave glen]

First time watching Getafe?

Vamos Asstafe

[fleet harbor]

Nah

But this is just insane

YEAH ENDRICK MORE

[tranquil cairn]

gracias bordalas

[fleet harbor]

FUCK HIM UP

FUCK HIS ASS UP

[dapper jay]

Getafe ball 💀

[fleet harbor]

PULL HIS PANTS DOWN

[tranquil cairn]

what in the WIORLD?

[fleet harbor]

AND GLOCK HKM DOWN

[bitter raven]

I've already assumed Barca would drop points at Getafe for the next 3-5 years

[fleet harbor]

Fuck that

[grave glen]

by how many goals are Getafe winning this tie?

[quick flint]

How are we playing

[grave glen]

This is ending in 11+ mins of extra time

[quick flint]

I assume we are not playing football

[grave glen]

Getafe shinanigans, no one's playing

[fleet harbor]

Surely

[fleet harbor]

THIS IS GETAFE BALL TEUST

[dapper jay]

Football on the Orange web

[grave glen]

Never underestimate Getafe tho
I like their football

[craggy iris]

Now I can happily hate watch

[grave glen]

Their football is amusing

Funny to watch

[fleet harbor]

Vini dancing through them

[grave glen]

So amusing

Especially when they score the opener

[fleet harbor]

Valverde strikee

TACTICS

[quick flint]

Why am I even surprised

[fleet harbor]

😭

[quick flint]

?

[tranquil cairn]

wharra strike

[quick flint]

Wtf we have tactics

Do I put this on

[tranquil cairn]

dont

[quick flint]

I’m feeling great…..

[tranquil cairn]

dont

[grave glen]

MADRID is winning both la Liga and copa del rey

Endrick is getting annihilated

[lunar ridge]

Is Uche red carded?

[naive raptor]

Endrick down for the 3rd time in 6 mins

[pine sundial]

4 players down in 6 minutes

[grave glen]

is vini on the bench?

[fleet harbor]

HES NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE BALL

[pine sundial]

So many warnings lmao

[tranquil cairn]

no

[fleet harbor]

MY GOD

[tranquil cairn]

vini diving

[naive raptor]

No

[tranquil cairn]

rest

[fleet harbor]

Was dancing through them? Eyes closed?

JUST GIVE THEM A YELLOW FFS

[mint plaza]

Getafe def gonna get a red card sometime soon

[grave glen]

omw to turn on tv pal

Now Fran Garcia is down tears

[fleet harbor]

WHAT WAS RHAT

HE JUST CRASHES INTO HJM

[tranquil cairn]

oh dam

[fleet harbor]

BRO HE JUST DESTROYED HIS DICK

WHAT THE FUCK

[tranquil cairn]

bro calm down

this is a normal getafe game

[real hull]

He can just change gender atp

[grave glen]

Bordalas chefs kiss tactics

[real hull]

Nothing crazy about it

[naive raptor]

Getafe dominating lmao

[dark musk]

Cmon getafe

Bro they’re playing with benched players you should win getafe

[craggy iris]

This game will have 1 goal at best

[grave glen]

Don't jinx it 👎

[dark musk]

Hope it’s from getafe

[dark musk]

Fr

[quick flint]

I’m concerned

It’s Getafe and ur postin like this is something explicit

[craggy iris]

I didn't say who will score it

[quick flint]

Can u rest

Wtf

Ok

Watching but let me breathe

[fleet harbor]

?

[quick flint]

I’m telling you to rest

Nothing much

[fleet harbor]

Hes just holding brahim at the corner 😭

[tranquil cairn]

holy fuck endrick just got bodied

[fleet harbor]

How is that not a yellow?

The ball is miles gone

[tranquil cairn]

uh it was passed

[quick flint]

Oh i forgot we play bordalas

[tranquil cairn]

💔

[craggy iris]

This game is the most obvious 0-0

[shut belfry]

Madrid thrashing incoming

[shut belfry]

No it’s not

[quick flint]

Oh wow what are

We doing

[craggy iris]

Getafe can't thrash anyone

[fleet harbor]

AHHH HIT THE NET ALREADY

[tranquil cairn]

warra save

[fleet harbor]

VAZQUEZ SENT HIM LMAO😭

[foggy cape]

Chat

Who playing better

[charred wadi]

Super close from madrid

[tranquil cairn]

what nick

getafe

[charred wadi]

Vazquez cooked that fraud

[charred wadi]

madrid

[shut belfry]

Real thrashing

[craggy iris]

Big save

[tranquil cairn]

pezz beig biased

[charred wadi]

getafe are playing UFC

[tranquil cairn]

dont listen to him

[foggy cape]

[shut belfry]

This is such an obvious win for real

[fleet harbor]

Literally

[charred wadi]

says you bitch

shut up

[fleet harbor]

Jinxing it

[craggy iris]

We need 1 member to join the server

[tranquil cairn]

🆘

[shut belfry]

Language pls

[tranquil cairn]

for really

[shut belfry]

Calm urself down

[charred wadi]

sory president

[tranquil cairn]

so unnecessary

my feelings are hurt

[charred wadi]

GOod

[tranquil cairn]

nick please ban him

[fleet harbor]

WASNT EVEN OFFSIDE FFS

[charred wadi]

i hate getafe with a passion

[shut belfry]

I’m delayed what happened

[charred wadi]

how is that offside...

what the fuck

[ripe field]

wow ancelotti really locking in for the final by benching vini

[fleet harbor]

Its just unfair

[fleet harbor]

?

[charred wadi]

called for an offside that wasnt

[quick flint]

I made a mistake watching this bro

[shut belfry]

I’m gonna act like I’m shocked

[ripe field]

yo glonk

hru

[fleet harbor]

How do they just get away with everything

[shut belfry]

Yo ACL I’ve been rly good

Living life hbu buddy

[charred wadi]

corner getafe

[ripe field]

im good

[shut belfry]

Living it up?

How’s ur mental health

[charred wadi]

I will cover for Yato since hes 👻

GIOALL

GOALL REAL MADRID

YESSSS

[foggy cape]

Halal Madrid

[charred wadi]

GULLERRRR

GOALERRRR

I LOVE YOUUUU

[ripe field]

how tf were u faster than sofascore

[shut belfry]

Told you

[fleet harbor]

ARDAA GILEEEEEEER

GULEEEEEERR

[charred wadi]

FUCK YEAH

[fleet harbor]

TURKIYE I LOVE YOU

[shut belfry]

Told you real thrashing

[ripe field]

good wbu

[charred wadi]

HOLD THAT SHITAFE

[foggy cape]

I’m him

[fleet harbor]

GULER I LOVE YOH

[foggy cape]

[charred wadi]

@foggy cape RAHHHH

[fleet harbor]

TURKISH LALALA I LOVE YOU AND UR KEBABS AND GULER

[foggy cape]

[charred wadi]

Visca barca visca madrid

[shut belfry]

Excellent I’ve been having a clear mind free of dirt and unnecessary negative thoughts!

[ripe field]

better speed feat than zoro im ngl

[hot sparrow]

Ahaha

[craggy iris]

How did he concede that

[fleet harbor]

GREAT STRIKE

[naive raptor]

Keeper wtf

[shut belfry]

I’m on Packwatch now

[kindred tartan]

ARDA

[ripe field]

did you do the ice bucket challenge for that

[naive raptor]

I hate Guler

[hot sparrow]

He should've saved that, 😔

[charred wadi]

David soria with a massive mistake

[hot sparrow]

Would've saved it if it was against us

[kindred tartan]

why

[charred wadi]

shouldve saved it!

[shut belfry]

Astagfurallah

[quick flint]

0-1 wow

[naive raptor]

Just because i do

[grave glen]

Getafe always bend over to Real Madrid
nothing new.

[quick flint]

This was a hard ass watch

[kindred tartan]

L

[naive raptor]

Plays for Madrid

[quick flint]

But a very nice goal

[naive raptor]

Chose Madrid over Barca aswell

Thankfully tho

[cunning steeple]

ARDAAAAA

[ripe field]

i will ask ancelotti to give it back after the match

[grave glen]

Madrid are winning 3-0
Tv is ofd

[fleet harbor]

Why would anyone hate guler

[opal bobcat]

🗣️ hala madrid

[shut belfry]

Ok Getafe aren’t gonna park the bus anymore which is gonna lead to them conceding more

[steel glacier]

Guler needs more playing time

[fleet harbor]

Hes done mothing lmao

[cunning steeple]

OMG ARDA I LOVE U

[cunning steeple]

Ong

[slow parrot]

arda is on fire

take that you stupid terrorist football tacticians

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1915132341661352090

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

ARDA GÜLER SCORES FROM 20 METERS OUT WITH HIS WEAK FOOT.

WHAT A GOLAZO! WHAT A PLAYER.

X · Apr 23, 2025, 7:55 PM

[charred wadi]

Action needs to be taken against getafe for this

[pine sundial]

Yo I thought I was watching the Getafe vs Real Madrid game but I was watching Deportivo Alaves vs Real Sociedad

Fuck

[charred wadi]

THIS AINT FOOTBALL

[kindred tartan]

haram FC

[slow parrot]

easiest goal arda has ever scored

[charred wadi]

honestly guler would thrive at fullback

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1915132585098854421

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🇹🇷 Arda Güler scores and makes it 11 G/A this season for Real Madrid.

4 goals, 7 assists so far.

X · Apr 23, 2025, 7:56 PM

[kindred tartan]

oh hell no

[charred wadi]

Vazquez down

holding his back

[fleet harbor]

Bitch what 😭

[charred wadi]

BRO

[slow parrot]

absolutely fucking not

[charred wadi]

WTF

[fleet harbor]

Yes

[charred wadi]

thats literally the neymar injury

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1915132627645845762

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

ARDA GÜLER WITH A WONDERFUL WEAK FOOTED FINISH FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX 💥

**💬 7 🔁 9 ❤️ 73 👁️ 544 **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Apr 23, 2025, 7:56 PM

[fleet harbor]

Yeah

[charred wadi]

thats how neymar broke his back

[fleet harbor]

From the world cup

[charred wadi]

or whatever tf he broke

[slow parrot]

yeah, easiest goal of his career

[fleet harbor]

Lucas cafuquez : 1
Neymar : 0

[slow parrot]

have you seen this

https://tenor.com/st4DydG8sRB.gif

[charred wadi]

i want a vini goal, need to humble and shush these frauds

[fleet harbor]

Yeah

[kindred tartan]

HANG ON

dont switch up bro

you were saying for him to get sold

[fleet harbor]

I need a vinicius slow goal fuck these frauds

[charred wadi]

wdym switch up

[light ledge]

antony scored more goals in laliga than vini

[craggy iris]

I hope both teams lose

[quick flint]

I need everybody in here to rest

Other than the Arda goal

Difficult watch

[charred wadi]

thats a fucking lie

[kindred tartan]

blud was saying vini out

[light ledge]

no

[charred wadi]

juanito lying for views and likes

[light ledge]

its true

[charred wadi]

I WONT STAND FOR IT

Vini has 11 Antony has 3 wtf u mean 😭

[fleet harbor]

Solo*

WHAT THE FUCK

THATS A RED FOR MADRID

[craggy iris]

Since Antony joined

He has more

[charred wadi]

0 cares

[fleet harbor]

IF MBAPPE DOES THAT ITS A RWD BYW

NOT EVEN A YELLOW😭

[charred wadi]

half of getafe should be on yellows but i dont see yo ass complaining about that

biased as fuck

[olive harbor]

What a nice goal that was from arda

[charred wadi]

pipe down yappacino

getafe shouldnt be allowed 31% ball possession

[craggy iris]

Always robbed 💔

[fleet harbor]

IM ON UR SIDE 😭

[charred wadi]

yappacino what the hell are you even on

[charred wadi]

you literally said "thats a red for madrid"

ur cooked

[fleet harbor]

YEAH AS IN IF MBAPPE DID THAT
HE WOULD GET A RED

[slow parrot]

ARDA BRACE

PLEASE

[craggy iris]

Just saw that Nico won goal of the month award

[slow parrot]

I NEE DTHIS

ARDA HAT TRICK

I NEED THISSS

[charred wadi]

farkin hell u made me jump out of my seat

thought he scored

[fleet harbor]

Lmao same

[slow parrot]

if only

arda hat trick

[olive harbor]

[slow parrot]

i need this

i need it for the agenda

[charred wadi]

aight stop fucking around and make it 5 already

[slow parrot]

i need to prove that BUMingham is worse

than goatrda

[fleet harbor]

NO SHIT TALKING ABOUT MY LIGHTSKKN GOAT YEAH?

[frail temple]

we love güler

[olive harbor]

How's the game so far? Sadly can't watch the game

[charred wadi]

EA updated jude bellinghams face scan and gave him beard, but he shaved it irl 😭

[slow parrot]

to ardas goal

[olive harbor]

The damn tv not showing madrid game. Shame on them!!

[slow parrot]

"no im not biased bro"

[slow parrot]

bro im tryna watch it on a illegal site and shits showing me a fucking

[tranquil cairn]

💔 fucking hell..

[slow parrot]

basketball match

[charred wadi]

Madrid dominating while getafe are playing mixed martial arts

[frail temple]

bro just get a fucking television

[olive harbor]

Then it's exactly how I imagined

[frail temple]

and watch it legaly

[craggy iris]

Don't say shit like that they might mute you

[charred wadi]

Guler to ancelotti everytime he announces starting eleven

[fleet harbor]

AAKAOAOAKA

HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN

[tranquil cairn]

holy fuck

on the line

what a clearance

[charred wadi]

FRAUD ENDRICK

[fleet harbor]

Offside

[kindred tartan]

CLOSE

[frail temple]

from who, my stream bugging

[charred wadi]

you have to put that away..

[frail temple]

my tv

[charred wadi]

wouldve been offside anyway

[fleet harbor]

BBC IS ALWAYS OFFSIDE

[charred wadi]

damn

[olive harbor]

Seems like we almost scored the second goal

[slow parrot]

yo lads

[fleet harbor]

The brazilian bobby charlton

[charred wadi]

bobby charlton wasnt even that good

antony has surpassed his "legacy"

[tranquil cairn]

what did endrick think when saying bobby charlton is his idol blud

man tried to be different

[slow parrot]

he packed him on fifa

[charred wadi]

yh he hasnt mentioned him in MONTHS

[frail temple]

really was a good clearance

[charred wadi]

endrick straight up lied

he probably sees like vini as his biggest idol, fucking fraud

[frail temple]

arda's our boy

[slow parrot]

arda is MY boy

FENERBAHÇE's boy

[frail temple]

that too

arda is OUR boy

[charred wadi]

HOLD THAT FUCKING BUM

CAFUCAS OWNS HIMMM

[fleet harbor]

Aight score another one and pack it pls ffs

[slow parrot]

me when ardas subbed out

[charred wadi]

its kinda insane how madrid is still in the title race given how poor theyve been

and how good barca has been

[frail temple]

there have been better days for us

last season...

[charred wadi]

makes you wonder how barca won the league 2 years ago with a 10 point differance

[frail temple]

wish we could turn back time.. to the good old days..

2017..

[fleet harbor]

My friend laliga was wraps like 10 days ago😭

[slow parrot]

everytime RMA play with black stripes they're shit

[tranquil cairn]

oh dear

[charred wadi]

we lost ONE league game last season

such a shame

[fleet harbor]

That too by atletico

We lost only 2 games in all competitions

[charred wadi]

cuz of fucking alaba

[kindred tartan]

couldve done the treble

[fleet harbor]

BOTH BY FUCKING ATLETICO

[charred wadi]

alaba lost us the treble

who cares about treble anyways not me

[slow parrot]

alaba is a bum

anyway

[craggy iris]

They shouldn't really be in the title race

[slow parrot]

i lowk miss when atletico was 1st

[charred wadi]

vini wants a pen but hes never gonna give that

[slow parrot]

GOOOLL

[charred wadi]

yup

[slow parrot]

BRACE

[quick flint]

If the rest of the league was consistent

[sly oyster]

Gg

[quick flint]

We wouldn’t be in it

[charred wadi]

erm cobalt what world are you living in?

[fleet harbor]

YO STOP IT

[charred wadi]

whys this bum trolling

[slow parrot]

is your stream late?

[charred wadi]

💔

[tranquil cairn]

are you trolling or are you just 50 minutes ahead blud?

[fleet harbor]

someone might report you dont do it

[tranquil cairn]

so funny i laffed..

[charred wadi]

is bro at the arena

[ivory meteor]

Mute him

Pls

[tranquil cairn]

guler brace? dont even joke lad

[charred wadi]

genuinely annoying

[slow parrot]

Well man..

[tranquil cairn]

watch him score a hatty

[craggy iris]

It's not that deep

[ivory meteor]

False info

[fleet harbor]

Yeah

[ivory meteor]

Yes

[charred wadi]

if i ping nick he will mute you

give me 500 bucks or i will ping nick

[tranquil cairn]

🤣 acting like nick is allat

[bitter raven]

reported

[charred wadi]

i wont ping cuz i aint no snitch

oh

he got muted anyway

😭

[tranquil cairn]

oh damn he got packed

[ivory meteor]

Hate watching rn it’s deep for us

[bitter raven]

packwatch

[charred wadi]

told you nick is all that

[tranquil cairn]

yeahh...

[fleet harbor]

Vinicius really dancing through these frauds 😭

[ivory meteor]

Dude here spreading false info getafe gotta tie this

[charred wadi]

i know we're winning but game is awful

[tranquil cairn]

wharra dance, mate he is twerking

this is a stinker of a game

[fleet harbor]

Are we watcving the same game?

[tranquil cairn]

if madrid were actually performing they would be up 3

[tranquil cairn]

yes we are

[fleet harbor]

Clearly not

[tranquil cairn]

i am saying we are

[quick flint]

this was a difficult ass watch

not surprised

[fleet harbor]

Bro what is this diving from the captain😭

[tranquil cairn]

every madrid game is hard to watch lbr

[charred wadi]

djene is a disgusting player

[fleet harbor]

HAHAHA

DIVE OF THE FUCKINH CENTURY 😭😭

[charred wadi]

did u see the tackle he made on fran garcia?

[tranquil cairn]

holy ufck

[fleet harbor]

Disgusting player

[charred wadi]

i missed the dive i think

[fleet harbor]

41:50

[charred wadi]

yeah i missed

[craggy iris]

Getafe legend

[charred wadi]

im on 42:26

[tranquil cairn]

im at 43:25

u lot need to catch up

[foggy cape]

[charred wadi]

What service

[tranquil cairn]

man im watching on the tv i

[charred wadi]

Ok but who

[tranquil cairn]

ibr i have no idea its just there

[charred wadi]

do you even know you exist

[tranquil cairn]

not a clue

[lost obsidian]

The height man

[fleet harbor]

Put vinicius as a cam
His chips over the defence lines are lowkey great

[fleet harbor]

The giraffe being in yellow is so ironic

[charred wadi]

What height

Only courtois and tchouameni are tall

[lost obsidian]

Courtois

[tranquil cairn]

me too

[lost obsidian]

The height compared to other members of the team

[craggy haven]

bordalas save my barcelona from a title race

[slow parrot]

arda brace incoming

im calling it

right there

[fleet harbor]

Ur not calling it

Ur jinxing it

[olive harbor]

Can you shut up for a sec?🙃

We get it

[craggy haven]

djene breaking his leg incoming

[foggy cape]

😭

[charred wadi]

Dear real madrid,

I have been awake since 6am this morning, I am forcing myself to watch this game for you, to support you, and a 0-1 result is what you give me back?
Do better.

Sincerely,
Pezz

if madrid make it 2 i will go sleep

[fleet harbor]

Alvaro rodriguez coming on

[charred wadi]

The pitch is so wet

[fleet harbor]

La fabrica product

[fleet harbor]

Theyve purposely made it wet

[charred wadi]

ill never forget his goal against atletico

[fleet harbor]

Dirty team dirty club

[fleet harbor]

Yeah same

Was it?

Was it against atletico?

[charred wadi]

Yep

Getafe has commited 8 fouls, no yellow in sight

[craggy iris]

The quantity of fouls doesn't matter

[charred wadi]

WATCH THE GAME

all theyve been doing is try to injure the players

[olive harbor]

Dont get your hopes high fam.. hang in there😅

[charred wadi]

great pass by lucas to endrick

endrick cant control the ball

ngl im so unsure of endrick, sometimes he looks great

sometimes he lacks the basics

[slow parrot]

arda güler respect button ❤️‍🩹

[olive harbor]

He is still young and unexperienced. He need to realise he aint in brazilian league

[charred wadi]

do you like arda guler? 💀

[slow parrot]

take a big guess

[charred wadi]

hes too short to be a pure striker

idk what good he will do us

[olive harbor]

He did saved us many times in copa del rey🫡

[charred wadi]

yh i guess

[quick flint]

yes

[quick flint]

so all of u rest on him

[charred wadi]

i might just skip the game on saturday, no way they actually get a result

[ornate scarab]

GOALL ARDA GULER RMA 1-0 GETAFE 21’

PARK THE BUS

[olive harbor]

Nice timing bro

[charred wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-limbs-restricted-kneeling-on-the-floor-screaming-sped-up-gif-14767206172411155766

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[ornate scarab]

Wym it just happend

[charred wadi]

hes from the past

[ornate scarab]

????

[bitter raven]

getafe gone soft

only 8 fouls

[olive harbor]

GARCIA YOU BEAUTY! WHAT A BLOCK

[bitter raven]

useless

[charred wadi]

THANK YOU TCHOUAMENI

[tranquil cairn]

only when its madrid 💔

[charred wadi]

oh my god

close from getafe

[olive harbor]

Oh it was tchouameni

[ornate scarab]

What?

[charred wadi]

thats offside

[olive harbor]

Screw the comentator😂

[ornate scarab]

What minute yall on

[tranquil cairn]

56

[charred wadi]

22

[olive harbor]

ENDRICK WHAT WAS THAT

😅

[charred wadi]

ENDRICK YOU FUCKING

BUM

FRAUDDDD

[olive harbor]

But it was off

[charred wadi]

yheah offside

goddamn it

[tranquil cairn]

holy

what a header

close

[charred wadi]

omfg

WAKE UP MADRID

[pine sundial]

What a goal that would've been

[charred wadi]

Why is asencio like 5'4

and a centerback

[quick flint]

I’m sorry

Did we just concede

[charred wadi]

no

[quick flint]

I’m abt to put the game back on

[tranquil cairn]

nope

[quick flint]

ok good

[tranquil cairn]

its still 1-0

[slow parrot]

arda i need you to do something for me

i need you to do this goal again

https://tenor.com/st4DydG8sRB.gif

please

arda

if you're listening

[tranquil cairn]

fuck off man getafe players need to start diving in the box

[tropic wagon]

god this is boring

[tranquil cairn]

play dirty

[fleet harbor]

Hows that not a yellow ffs

[tropic wagon]

getafe makes games worse

[tranquil cairn]

i wanna be enteratined

[slow parrot]

i wanna be entertained by a arda hat trick

[charred wadi]

cobalt

respectfully

stfu

[tropic wagon]

woah

[charred wadi]

ceballos warming up

jude

rodrygo

get ceballos on

[slow parrot]

if ardas subbed off im gonna stop watching

[charred wadi]

pls sub brahim off

[civic ibex]

ancelloti own goal

[tropic wagon]

kill me now

[charred wadi]

brahim deserves to be off

guler does more on and off the ball

brahim just tries to look like messi

and loses the ball

[tranquil cairn]

oof

[charred wadi]

bro endrick ruins every attack

[tropic wagon]

vasquez higher than fede 😭

[slow parrot]

"L"

[olive harbor]

What min yall on?

[slow parrot]

hmm

[charred wadi]

im on 60:26

[slow parrot]

im at 61

[tranquil cairn]

60 40

[tropic wagon]

61:20

[charred wadi]

damn im so behind

[olive harbor]

Ok perfect same.

[charred wadi]

i have to wake up in 7 hours

[tropic wagon]

u are up

???

[olive harbor]

7 hours is nothing

[charred wadi]

yeah

i havent gone to bed yet

[tropic wagon]

what time is it for u

[charred wadi]

10:53pm

[tropic wagon]

oh it’s 3:53 pm for me

[charred wadi]

dam

u must be american or sum

[tropic wagon]

i am

is that uk time

i forget

[charred wadi]

nope

[pine sundial]

62:15

[olive harbor]

00:54 AM for me

[fleet harbor]

Im on 63:12

Trust

[charred wadi]

uk is 1 hour behind me

so idk that makes my timezone like gmt+2 i think

not sure

or +1

anywho

[fleet harbor]

Oh wow camavinga

[charred wadi]

HELL YEAH CAMA

BEAUTIFUL

[olive harbor]

Camavinga damn

[tropic wagon]

DAMAA

[fleet harbor]

What a meg

[charred wadi]

love this guy

[tropic wagon]

CAMAVINGA CAMA OH

[fleet harbor]

Fuckef the fraud

[charred wadi]

best 30 million spent man

[olive harbor]

Hope camavinga won't mess up in el classico

[tranquil cairn]

jude coming on

[charred wadi]

we scammed rennes

[tranquil cairn]

jude own goal

[charred wadi]

give them another 30

[tranquil cairn]

yes yes yes

[fleet harbor]

MY LIGHTSKIN KING COMING ON

[olive harbor]

Jude bellingham coming on!

Vamos Jude

[charred wadi]

Jude on, endrick off

[fleet harbor]

Istg if we concede now

[tropic wagon]

jude looks so good

[fleet harbor]

I will lose my shif

[tropic wagon]

i was sick of that beard

[charred wadi]

ngl fede should be subbed off for ceballos

im so scared for valverde

[olive harbor]

So far we are looking decent today but I still not feeling safe yet. We need one more goal

[tropic wagon]

fede has been underwhelming so far

[slow parrot]

another 6.0 rating for jude? coming right up!

[tropic wagon]

sybau

[charred wadi]

COURTOIS

stop that nonsense

[fleet harbor]

Lmao😭

[olive harbor]

Here we go.. my stream lagged😔

[fleet harbor]

Courtois can have a off

[charred wadi]

How are they so careless

Wake up now.

[tranquil cairn]

the hell was that blud

[charred wadi]

BRO VINIII

WHAT ARE U DOING

[shell hedge]

Vinicius hogged

[fleet harbor]

SCORE ALREADY VINICIUS FFS

[olive harbor]

Oooof

[charred wadi]

WHY DO U MAKE IT SO HARD FOR YOURSELF

STOP COMPLICATING THINGS

[fleet harbor]

Shouldvt cut on to hus left

[tranquil cairn]

shouldve cut in and shot

im an expert

[charred wadi]

whys he trying to statpad a green rating on fotmob ffs just score or put the fries in the bag and GET OUTTA HERE

[fleet harbor]

😭

Just get us a win pls😭🙏🏻

[tranquil cairn]

ref gave yellow to the fans

[olive harbor]

He should have faked his shot and then finished it in my opinion

[charred wadi]

coaching staff genius

[olive harbor]

The defender was about to fall

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[charred wadi]

ANOTHER real madrid product coming on

peter

[tranquil cairn]

parker?~

[olive harbor]

Peter??

[tranquil cairn]

?!

[charred wadi]

federico peter

yellow

[fleet harbor]

OH NOW A YELLOW COMES IUR

NOW??

[charred wadi]

for tchouameni

what a joke 😂

[fleet harbor]

THATS NOT A FIUL

[tranquil cairn]

deserved

[fleet harbor]

ISTG

[charred wadi]

definitely a yellow

[fleet harbor]

WALLAHI

[tranquil cairn]

good job ref

[fleet harbor]

NOT A FOUL

[tranquil cairn]

great work

[fleet harbor]

WALLAHI

[quick flint]

The concept of watching Real Madrid

[charred wadi]

but getafe should be on

yellows too

[tranquil cairn]

now give him a red next time

[tropic wagon]

ref has been shite

[charred wadi]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1915147601596260446

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 NEW: Alaba noticed discomfort in his left leg. @JLSanchez78

X · Apr 23, 2025, 8:55 PM

[olive harbor]

Ceballos fina be available dw xd

[tropic wagon]

WERE SAVED

WALLAHI

[tranquil cairn]

💔 um

[quick flint]

Girl

U can’t say that

[olive harbor]

No disrespect to you fam but you are getting old. Retire

[tropic wagon]

say what

[tranquil cairn]

youre happy your teams player is..possibly injured?

you got it

[tropic wagon]

i’m not happy he’s injured in happy he’s not gonna play

[charred wadi]

its kinda insane how in 2022 real madrid held on to their lead in the ucl semis against man city with carvajal vazquez vallejo mendy at the back

[tropic wagon]

if i was happy he was injured i would’ve said that but im not happy for anyone who gets injured

[tranquil cairn]

💔 fair play

[tropic wagon]

don’t assume please 💔

[olive harbor]

Arabic comentators can't even shut up for one sec! They are so energetic😂

[charred wadi]

im so farkin tired man just blow the fulltime whistle

[tranquil cairn]

OW DO YOU MISS THAT

[fleet harbor]

Oh my god

[pine sundial]

OMG

[fleet harbor]

My heart dropped

[pine sundial]

FUCK

[civic ibex]

GETAFE FUCK OFF

OML BRO

[charred wadi]

OMGGGG

[civic ibex]

CMON

[fleet harbor]

My heart just dropped

[tranquil cairn]

my deepest of the apologies existing

[charred wadi]

😭

[civic ibex]

U GOTTA WCORE TS

[charred wadi]

WAKE UP

[fleet harbor]

Holy shit

[tropic wagon]

it’s ok i forgive u

[fleet harbor]

I almost died

[tranquil cairn]

you CANNOT MISS THAT

[olive harbor]

WEEEEEY AHAHAHAHAAA😂😂😂

[civic ibex]

GETAFE SCORE BRO

[tropic wagon]

we are so finished

[bitter raven]

nah did Getafe miss a sitter

[charred wadi]

Vini off

Rodrygo on

[olive harbor]

Warra miss man

[quick flint]

Lock tf in lol

Getafe is scoring

[tranquil cairn]

rodrygo own goal i beg

[charred wadi]

Our only attacking threat has been subbed off lol

[quick flint]

Shit ass club

[tranquil cairn]

tewnnewhewhe

[charred wadi]

why not a defensive change?

[tropic wagon]

blake i thought u weren’t watching today

[quick flint]

I felt amazing today

[fleet harbor]

Rodrygo presses more than vinicius

[tropic wagon]

do u rly expect carlo to be smart rn

[charred wadi]

Mr inconsistent has been subbed on 🔥🔥

Someone get a fire extinguisher hes about to unleash heat

[quick flint]

Ok so are we finished on Saturday or not

[civic ibex]

yes

ur finished

[olive harbor]

Absolutely

[fleet harbor]

Wallahi we’re losing 6-0 😭

[charred wadi]

also finishes like man united antony

[quick flint]

I assumed so

[tranquil cairn]

oh shit

man slapped hawktuahmeni

[tropic wagon]

vini on i didn’t even notice

[charred wadi]

Mayoral fucking THUG

[olive harbor]

50 shot 6 goals😒

[charred wadi]

NO CARD

WHAT A SHOCK

[lucid ruin]

Yeah real is winning this

[tropic wagon]

should’ve been 3-0

whatever at least carlos leaving

[charred wadi]

6-0 is generous

im expecting double digits

[tranquil cairn]

okay hawktuahmeni pushed him tho

[fleet harbor]

Bro what

[civic ibex]

shocking fans ngl

[fleet harbor]

How can they just shove players around without getting a yellow?

[civic ibex]

he wins yall all that and u lot switch up on him for one bad szn

[fleet harbor]

And then tchouameni gets a yellow for a clean tackle?

[tropic wagon]

i know he’s a legend for the club, but i think it’s fair to know when something isn’t good anymore

[civic ibex]

yeah but the hate is crazy

[charred wadi]

15 minutes more of pain

[tropic wagon]

i’m not hating lol

[olive harbor]

I still have faith on madrid! We got this

[tranquil cairn]

esto es futbol papa 💔

[tropic wagon]

i don’t genuinely despise him or anything i’m jus happy we’re getting a new manager

[civic ibex]

yk he had to fully change his system right

[fleet harbor]

If we win today
WE”RE WINNING THE DOMESTIC DOUBLE VAMOS

[civic ibex]

he doesn’t have a target man striker anymore

like benz or joselu

[fleet harbor]

99% delusions
0% hope

[charred wadi]

i feel sick to my core watching this

[tropic wagon]

lmao

[charred wadi]

this is a health hazard

[tropic wagon]

cdr final is so cooked

[tranquil cairn]

wharra pass from jude 🤣

[fleet harbor]

Yeah we’re finished wallahi

[charred wadi]

bro jude

[olive harbor]

Rodrygo good run

[charred wadi]

fraud

pedri better

[olive harbor]

But jude man...

[charred wadi]

CEBALLOS ON

FINALLY

[olive harbor]

Ceballos on!!

[charred wadi]

SOMEONE GOOD 🔥

[tranquil cairn]

pezz has seen the light

[charred wadi]

guler off

[tropic wagon]

can jude go back to being good

[charred wadi]

Why not brahim?

[fleet harbor]

Ceballos on

[charred wadi]

Stupid fucking manager

[olive harbor]

Oh shit....

[quick flint]

the day we start talking abt Jude Bellingham and how his creation numbers are eh for our CAM

[tropic wagon]

and i was hating 😭😭

[civic ibex]

wait madrid fans who is the best midfielder itw this szn

[quick flint]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GpPJU3cXYAAHsiq.gif

[charred wadi]

What has brahim done to warrant staying on

[fleet harbor]

Guler is tired tf?

[tropic wagon]

me

[charred wadi]

pedri