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u must appeal polar's eyes with a high number in xPTS to be deemed a serious team
valencia as much as i fucking hate to admit it
are a good team
they could make europe next szn
name one good team that doesn't get enough xPTS
oh I forgot #he owns valencia
That guy is running them into the ground
but they have a good run rn tho
forest
they aren't that good
cuz they don't have enough xPTS according to ur eyes
you see a team get a lot of points and automatically think they are the shit
they aren't that good
you see expected points and u think that's an official league table
u see more expected goals and think that's 3 points given
Valencia before corberan were sitting 19th in the table with the 4th worst xPTS.
Ever since he arrived they went up to 12th and are in the top 8 for xPTS since
proper manager getting the most out of a very good selection of players
xPTS
xPTS is more relevant than Points if you want to make an objective analysis
you have a lot to learn
xPTS is made to satisfy those who plays good looking attacking football
attacking football isn't the only way to play football
you'd be a terrible manager cuz u don't know how to adapt to situations cuz ur too obsessed with one style
keep crying
this is just thanks to Juanito
Juanito was a different player
last time they did so Barca won the ucl 7 years later
ucl 2032 in the bag for Barca 🔥
Mid table finish at best
It’s never been done before in quarters
It's the same guy that runs Barca Universal
@light ledge successful hatewatch tonight
exactly
those swines got cooked 
Can someone tell me why pepelu doesn’t start for Valencia anymore?
he does, corberan just rotates a lot
javi Guerra looks like his favorite midfielder
he trusts this Barrenechea kid a lot as well, i like him a lot
I just checked and he’s started 3 out of 13 la liga games under corberan
How
Pepelu is one of the best midfielders in spain isn’t he
has been for like 2 years
Hi
I don’t blame him
Hi
what is xPTS?
Tikitaka?
Give this a read you’ll understand
@light ledge https://x.com/realbetis_en/status/1910655675409047835?s=46 at least you tried
😭
xPts is half xGA
wtf is lewa doing
I’m concerned
I am too
Huh
Real madrid TV are such crybabies
apparently their match vs valencia was the biggest footballing scandal in the history
and its rigged that they play on Sunday and not saturday
no excuses there, was a shit match from the team
btw this is the postponed match from before, due to the floods
when it’s against them, it’s always the biggest scandal of all time
I wonder what they would have said if they were knockout of a competition by conceding 2 or 3 offside goals or by conceding goal following a foul on their GK
Holy crybabies
whats
For each shot, the model will generate a random number between 0 and 1. If the number is less than the value of the xG of that shot, it says it is a goal and adds to that game's simulation tally, and at the end compares the actual goal tallies.
CHAT
my friends js asked me if I wanna go to osasuna girona tmrw
bc they have a box and everything
so ifk
might go
let’s gooo

Have fun if you go
I'm going
y estare en el palco y de todo
😹
39 is not half 21
Yo
That is not what I meant lmao
get ready Arsenal
own
"15 ucls"
shut up 15 ucl
we can comeback
Sure let’s see innit?
no
anyway since it's la liga
u can continue in #champions-league
Barca win today 3-1 my prediction
I'll send pictures tmrw
Anyone saw velo
Men's, women's, youth,
@weary depot wheres velo
@Pelo
ghosting
🥀
I'll see if I see him at osasuna girona tmrw
u going to the game?
yeah my friend has a box so 🤑

😹😹😹
15 ucl will not save madrid
it will
no
yes
no
it brings aura to Madrid
arsenal are gonna park the bus
madrid have a chance but it is very low
i hope they go through, beat psg then get owned by barca in the final
i think they will do that in the 2nd half if they get a 0-0 draw
psg will 100% go through
id have to agree with u
parking the bus right from the start against madrid isnt the best idea
yeah cuz that invites big pressure on them
gives madrid more space
true
madrid do have a player or two that can hit it from range
valverde mainly id say
modric if he comes on
as much as i want to believe in a potential comeback, 3-0 down is a big gamble
if it was 2-0, there would be more hope
madrid will win the game but not get the comeback
i feel arsenal is too strong this season to throw away 3 goals
but it is arsenal
they haven't conceded more than 2 goals all season
for me i thnk the match will be a draw, like a 1-1 or 2-2 maximum
and arsenal deservedly go through
can't make a comeback with these horrendous performances
2-1 madrid for me
madrid did well against man city 3-1
but arsenal hammered city 5-1
really good defensively
we might even see defending from rice, he's more physical
90% will
if madrid play like they played in the 1st leg
arsenal will win
which is the likely scenario
from the game against leganes, the sociedad game and the valencia games, even at home they stink it out
with madrids recent form, they could get ran over by arsenal
the bernabeu isnt the fortress it was 1-2 seasons ago
true
maybe it's about time madrid gets a comptent coach
im worried he might be a yes man
wdym it isn't a fortress
ancelotti needs to go
21/22 it was quite the fortress
as much as i like what he has achieved, it's the end
that game pissed me off cuz the amount of chances madrid had and missed was too much
I love that this channel is about La Liga but everyone talking only about Real and Barca
i mean there is a ongoing LaLiga game but i guess nobody gives a fuck
sociedad v mallorca
mallorca doing better against sociedad than madrid 🕊️
it's an away win too holy shit
fr
fair play to mallorca, they took their chances
true
sociedad werent creative enough
zubimendi needs to realize he isnt gonna win that trophy he wants
betis and villareal are playing eachother tomorrow
betis will win
interesting game
Villarreal have a game in hand
Against espanyol
true
If we beat them we will be 3 points above them and goal average for us
So if they beat espanyol we will have the same points but we get priority
Depends if we win or we dont win tomorrow
if betis win by 2+ goals against villarreal then they will have GD advantage
depends on the villarreal espanyol game as well
I hope we win pls
gd isnt that important if we win the face to face rule priority
La Liga holds h2h more of a priority than GD correct?
yes
Gd doesn't matter in la liga
Betis would be nice in the ucl
Is Getafe qualifying for Europe 
I think that their terrorism would help them do well in conference
?
I prefer h2h over GD
GD would be fun
h2h is more logical
Unless they win all their games it’s not happening
There’s a chance it will happen
At maximum, they will make it to the Europa League
Bilbao and Atletico surprise me they are yet to cross 50 goals in the league
Yet managed to stay in top 4
maximum uecl
Celta rayo or Mallorca two of them will get uel
We have the best defence in the league
Or sociedad
There will be an extra spot for the UEL now that Real Sociedad is out of the Copa Del Rey
6-7 is getting UEL
You and pathetico tied
And we all can tell that Barcelona and Real Madrid are going to make it for the UCL next season
24 goals conceded
Atletico too
for celta rayo or Mallorca
Who invited Rayo Vallecano? 😭
They fell all the way to 10th
Plus, they’re doing so shit right now
Las palmas cook them alive pls
How did you got thrashed by the second Barcelona 0-4 at your own stadium? 💔
The point difference isn’t much between 11-7
Having 8 teams in Europe makes it harder to gain an extra UCL spot the next season
How though?
they got an easier calendar than other teams so they could revive
Not that I’m completely marking Rayo Vallecano out
Just thinking that they can’t go to Europe if they do not turn their form around
Coefficient gets divided by the number of teams that play in a European competition
And realistically Celta or Mallorca wouldn't so well
Laliga wont get extra spot next season
Oh okay
Above villarreal
We can send Getafe to the Conference League and watch them spam their terrorist football tactics 🔥
Imagine getafe wins conference
They’d do well in Europa
You should try for CL spot
And extend Antony loan deal

We need to beat that guys in yellow
Yeah I believe it would be effective
Then I don’t know what to say 😭
Villarreal do face few low blocks
UCL anthem in San Mamés would be pure goosebumps
The last time Athletic Club played in the UCL was in 2015, yeah?
Uel trophy in the San Mames would be cool too yk

Yes but it's difficult
getafe is an american football team
You guys could exploit United
You have an easier route to the final
We can but United improved now
Wether it is United or Lyon it is hard
And we have to focus on Rangers first anyways
It's not that easier we just avoided Frankfurt
But rangers,united or lyon are piss for you
if betis won all the games where they scored first betis would be 3rd or 4th in laliga
our defense sucks
No 😭
Villareal more so
One of the weakest defenses in the league but they make up for it with their overwhelming attack
Getafe red card while being 1-0 up I've seen the script turning tv off 👍
You would need to upgrade your defense if you want to have a deeper run into Europe next season
You play very attacking football, you are bound to get caught out at the back
It’s not the backline’s problem
Its the same with us
Our defense is painted as problematic when in reality is one of our strongest weapons
tbh current form my first instinct would be to bench vini, play rodrigo lw and endrick rw
and why is our defence playing so ahh
i think after a few bad games he lost his confidence
endrik lowk needs to be used more
HELL YEAH
GET IN LAS PALMAS
DESTROY THAT WRETCHED EVIL FOOTBALL OF GETAFE
SILVA YOUR MY GOAT
beating Getafe away ain't for everyone 😂👋
Rituals have started already. Wish Elneny was still here to read ayatul kursi when we land at the bernabeu
@weary depot @edgy river 😭😭
😭😭😭
NAHH😭😭
haramball wont work against the mighty las palmas 💯
Alaves 3 points tomorrow who says no
Además, yo que no soy como otros, tengo una referencia para lo que dije del Athletic @craggy iris
Ahí la tienes
Pero tienes que leer el artículo entero
papa Perez
Girona back to default settings 😭
La página oficial del Barça
Sí sí, si es una vergüenza esa página
Primero te lees este artículo y luego hablas
Estos son los mismos que afirman que el Real Madrid era el equipo del régimen y niegan que Franco nos ayudara varias veces
Ya ves qué buena fuente es xd
Franco odiaba a los catalanes
¿Y?
Si no te vas a leer el artículo, no hagas perder el tiempo a los demás
Si vas a meterte en temas así, primero tienes que saber
Si no sabes, no puedes hablar
Y además, ¿qué tiene eso que ver con el fútbol o el FC Barcelona?
Nada, literalmente nada
Idiota
Mientras que otros somos capaces de saber y aceptar la historia de verdad
ESPANYOOOOOOOL
asspanyol
Fight for your conference league spot bro😂
no le des atención q si no se pone chulito del barça ya sabes como son
We're dropping minimum 4 goals today
Warra jinx
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celta being celta
I dont even think Espanyol are playing well
Celta is losing the game cause of themselves
yay Bilbao Athletic won
We are now even safer thanks to espanyol
our B team listillo
fark
Bum
Barcelona is winning tonight💙❤
Did they win
yea
Wrap the game fast bruh
Nico Williams focus on football lad
What he do
message above mine
i dont know why but i feel like real comes back although it seems unrealistic
What’s realistic is Inter Milan will knockout Bayern
2-2 at home against Dortmund 😭
so?
Milan is in form
vamos niñooo
0-0
Leganes should be relegated
I am watching it too. Leganes looking solid so far
Leganes are always solid against big teams
Geez kounde what was that
Leganes shinanigans in full effect
Waste time, go down injured, overplay the foul, make the crowd roar
balde injury serious?
No
Own goal from Leganes
Still cooked
Title is ours😎
Icl we just did a handball in penalty box
Madrid Tv has something to write about
They should write about their players performances this season

that reminds me of getafe
So offside you don't need var
Offside goal from Leganes
Alex Baena is out for the Betis fixture…
Avoiding marking antony
We have a hidden weapon, Denis fucking Suarez on the wing
Is he better than the goat?
Hes Denis Suarez
Is he Uruguayan
Spanish
Oh
So good everyone in the club wants him gone
Take ur L Leganes
3 points 3 steps ahead
Title is ours💙❤
Save of the season by Inigo
Smokin that leganes pack
7 points clear top of the table
Tackle of a champion.
Welp

Alaves time for a favor
Disaster class
masterclass
@foggy cape

My idol vini gonna cook
leganes thanks to saenz or whatever it is written
news on Balde and Raphinha?
Not yet
Munir El haddadi
I want you to hold that
And enjoy your relegation
Fucking bum
😭 😭 😭
✌️ ✌️ ✌️
Love
We could've won 5-0 at the Bernabeu in 2015 if it wasn't for his horrendous miss
Yes
He is a second division talent after all
Stupid bum didn’t accept the fair play
Fdj clattered him on the first chance he got
And inigo makes a title deciding title on his headtop
I want him to remember this forever
Not a good game from Barca but a win is a win
We do not care, put the 3 points in the bag and wrap the league up
Facts
A win is a win at the end of the day
Man, if only fermin put that in the back of the net
I can see the jinx
That would have been amazing
Cant remember which game but he had a really good chance and he hit it left and wide
It cost $0 to hit me and get it yourself, congratulations to those who are talling my next 6 man NUKE
Oh my god LeBron
Yh its over
We holdin 4
guys lebron James scored a hattrick
I actually went to check if real betis played today
bru
if vini scores a penalty in the next five madrid games, I'll shave my head
Yo
who tf keeps track of this
Alaves do sumn for me today!
Aren’t you supposed to just 💦
alaves can save football
leganes scored for barca yesterday humanity still exists ❤️
true
Fuck Leganes
Coach talking about how we were time wasting, go back to before we scored
They were timewasting and diving from the first 10 minutes
These scummy clubs need to stay in segunda division
I don’t mind about the lowblock, other team play low blocks as well
What i care about is the anti-football
Constant scummy fouls off the ball (that almost never get punished in Laliga), time wasting all game, diving for fouls, not accepting fairplay
this ^^
they dont even go for the ball
Good luck
it's osasuna they need the luck not me
no osasunistas in the chat
my friends arriving late so we're barely gonna make it before kick off
girona ain't winning this ong
girona can cook
water
?

I hope osasuna destroy gerona
🚨 Balde’s time off expected to be around 2-3 weeks. @fansjavimiguel #FCB ⚠️🔵🔴
Damn
what stadium is it
Gerrard farting only hope
💔
this match is going crazy rn
el sadar
ohh you're at the osasuna game
BUDIMIR WYD
Did girona score
GOOOOOOL
yeaa girona getting destroyed
Fake Madrid L will make my day today
ht 1-0
now this is a shit team
How much will we score❌
How much will we concede✅
My prediction: 1-2
such a useless club man
@grave glen where’s vini at?
he got benched 😹
“I’ll try 10x harder if i want to”
From title race to battle for survival
güler starting yessirrr
ye
They prob will win since no vini
Vini rested 😭
ye
“Rest” when the game is must win btw
All this js to not win vs arsenal
👍
If he got injured 💀
They are sacrificing people just to win vs us
lets win the ucl race today
Villareal got this
damn is that all you
crazy to think Girona got qualified for UCL last year and now they're fighting for relegation
Madrid needs to lose 2 more games before the Classico so we can win the league against them
watch Madrid win this easily bc a certain attacker ain't playing
goal.
they are manchester city b
vaya golazo asprilla
city carried them with oil money
No
We took Savio back
They lost creativity
They dont have a player with a name to make rise
Money has nothing to do once ur on the pitch
Someone has the Asprilla goal recorded?
full timeee
I'm at thr stadium I was on the side of thr goal but didn't recotd
Damn,what a miss luck
it was a good goal tho
Now we wait for Madrid i guess
Even if real madrid win they aren't catching up on points in the table
maybe Rodrygo LW can be great,
but Brahim really deserves to play
carlo is suspended
They had a small squad and their 6 best players left mate
Assirona Back to default settings
The Arsenal shirt 😭
2 minutes in and they’re already outclassing us what the fuck
Puma hates simplicity
idk what would puma do with a betis kit
U wouldnt buy it
Prediction for Betis?
at least puma kits arent weak like hummels
Did Carlos Ancelotti went to prison?.. because he’s not in match
U are
I like Baena ..think it would be a great match
Not fair
chat im in the bar waiting for the players
That means u get rest
I might get to meet the osasuna squad
irán al bar?
sisi el de empresas
a cual le pedirias autógrafo si solo pudieras elegir uno
o foto
This is the most nervous i’ve been before a game
ucl spot is played today
no esta el bar ese lleno de gente si van a entrar ahi?
goal?
playing without Vinicius is the definition of happiness
Vinicius is the problem in Madrid
I'm convinced about this
still
we play better in the last 15 minutes than in the last 5 games
without Vinicius
10x better
I still see no synergy
The point of having rodrygo and bellingham is having magical passes
Rma scored
We desperately need mbappe on left and endrick as striker
no
Soto grado biggest madrid legend ever man he was actually gonna count that goal
it got disallowed
Real madrid comeback against Arsenal 
If we lose im going to explode
Mbappé on the left is trash
We desperately need a system
Mbappé number 9 is better
prepare for the boom then
He was trash in psg?
I dont like him struggling against two defenders
His first touch isn't as sharp as his skills with the ball
donde puedo ver el partido??
Bellingham dependance
bein sports
CAMAVINGA GOAL
*Camavingol
Fuck
Red????
Mbappe red card
what did he do
He could have broken his leg
Mbappe deserve a red icl
Vini complaining still🤣
MBAPPE RED
Mbappe Red ?
YOUR JUST A SHIT OLIVIER
That was such a disastrous tackle. Mboobies head gone
Yea
looooool
😭😭
YOUR JUST A SHIT OLIIVIER
not a rex
thats a jail sentence ngl
Not even a tackle just straight giving hands to Alaves player knee

MBAPPE RED CARD LETS FUCKING GO
The more they replay it the more I cringe
🔥🔥🔥
RED CARD IN YOUR DEBUT SEASON AS A STRIKER LMAOOO
football is saved
missed it, someone tell what happened?
Mbappe remained a fucking child
Mboobies nearly broke one of the player's knee
Got a red
mbappe should get a 2 year ban for that dirty challenge
lmaoo
I mean lewa got one too
debut season
he's Lewa
mbappe should never be allowed to kick a football again for that disgusting act
There is no surprise why they are losing the league and CL
What did Mbappe do?
their players are without discipline
I like this ref. Giving cards out fairly to both teams and not succumbing to Madrid Tv pressure
So
he's a donkey
He could have killed him
Shame
4 and he misses the classico
Yall acting as if he killed someone
2-3 match ban
True
like he would make a difference anyway lol
oh lord thats NASTY tackle
He would
wait?
Someone said 2 year ban blud
Could have easily ended his career
He didn’t even try to go for the ball
if madrid lose today surely barca just won la liga?
Nah 2-3 games
🤡
if a red is more than 2 games they miss the CDR right?
y would he miss the CDR
its red for la liga why would it carry over to cdr
This isn't the epl
i remember hearing that a suspension more than 2 games the player misses cup comps
Cdr is still 3 games away I think
no it doesnt work that way
with the league
nah he can still play the copa del rey final
that was said during the Vini red
but hes suspended for bilbao and getafe
Park the bus
probably celta too
bro mbappe 😭
All ball
No foul play on
mbappe basically took a gun and tried to shoot a player in the head
Mbappe needs to win the ballon dor
NAH MBAPPE RED?!..
it was disgusting
I think mbappe should be locked up for that ngl. That’s attempted murder
The assistant coach of Madrid knew how bad it was lol look at their reaction
Camavinga the happiest real madrid player on the pitch
knew that its a red
Yeah
Will Madrid park the bus
You could see that in their face
what was he thinking
nah tchoumeni mostly is
cuz that dude is terrible
the more I look at the challenge the worse it gets
Even Brahim knew
You can do quiz?
sometimes feels like he plays for an opposite team
I personally think it wasn’t even a yellow
Anyone have a clip on Mbappes red card?
Madrid's next match is against bilbao too? Owari da Mboobies...
Cook
@ivory pendant
We'll hatewatch in the 2nd half
any possibility of missing CDR final?
Trivia ?
He wont
Yeah
in less than half a second... could have been genuinely career ending 😬
?
I think they conducted one few hours ago maybe next time ?
disgusting tackle from mbappe
fully deserved red
Just now we finished
No foul
Yeah ,get me notified
How is that even a foul man
Alaves try to do something now pls
Red card for that atrocious dive
Yeah.
horrendous bait
"blud is an olympic diver"
https://x.com/LayCon563/status/1911434203679375523?t=IXiz-AzlH_nJY9jOD_-CWg&s=19
https://x.com/BarcaWorldwide/status/1351528937600512000?t=PxFNhrvGuSw8nRSU3U02uA&s=19
No way Madrid will keep a clean sheet with 10 men
Deportivo are shit
Head over to id:customize get the games room role you will be notified in the future when it’s happening
Have you seen Cameroon vs brazil
alaves aint barcelona
Oh well we’d lose anyway
Madrid have conceded 11 goals in 4 games
Don't insult deportivo coruña like that
isnt it deportiva alaves
And deportivo still won’t put a single goal past em
That’s how shit they are
They will
if madrid concede a goal early in 2nd half they will lose the game and barca have probably won la liga
How much u wanna bet
3-5 match disq
Plonk stop ✋
fair
Uzbekistan
sup
I love Pakistan
Nuh
ok?
That should be a 6 game suspension minimum 👍
best country itw fr
Nuh
west ham just shit
Are u from there
searched more into it the rfef decides whether it carries to the cup or not depends on how bad it is
2-1
Wrong chat
yes

i forgot ts chat laliga
Thoughts on rodrygo
very la liga comment
Valladolid should sign him
We’re winning the league 🫶🏻🥰
I’m so close to sleeping on the couch
if thats true it should definitely carry to the cup because there isn't much worse than this. the tackle on mateta is at the very top and this is right under it.
yh sir
6 match ban so he misses both el classicos and they have to play endrick up front.
we will be there
just laliga right?
if the ban is more than 3 matches it carries to cups.
4*
its 4 or more which is the same as more than 3.
Okay smarty pants
u just tried to correct something that was right smarty pants
6 for what ?
Oh my god polar got packed
I mean, lewa did get a 3 match ban for scratching his nose
6 games is liga el classico 😏
Mbappe almost broke bluds ankle
alaves coming back would be cinema
They won’t even draw
Alaves at least draw
They’re not scoring even
😭
increasingly closer to relegation
Alaves time to be serious you have a lifeline
If Alaves tries to win they can pull it off
madrid has a worse record in the last 5 matches.... they will lose points today
in all honesty Mbappe won't be banned from CDR final
I need palmas alaves leganes and espanyol all of them winning 5 games in a row
what a day tho
they want to ensure all big stars are there for the El Clasico final
I’m praying for it
I want sevilla relegated and I do not know why
5-12 disq
mbappe can get 5-12 match disqual
Betis fan
Sevilla doesn't have a fanbase
I know why and it’s bc they shithoused a win against my club right in front of me which offended me personally
true
I don't know why they are the biggest club but with no fanbase
Like it doesn't exist
They do. And they got most europa league in europe
❗️If Mbappe’s sanction is deemed as serious (and is banned for 4 or more matches), the ban will also apply towards domestic competitions — the CDR final in this case. The committee will decide. @2010MisterChip #FCB 🇫🇷🟥
Mbappe with the red card today😂
Have you seen a sevilla fan
I saw a bunch of them in donosti
They exist
On there insta account yes
Ai
Aliens
Never seen a mbappe fan
That club also doesn't have a fanbase
thats why I chose that gif
redbull buying sevilla fc wouldnt surprise me
Football culture was so weird in donosti like away fans would set up bases in front of bars and hang up flags etc like if you pulled that in England you’d get destroyed I think
REDBULL EN SEVILLA CLUB
Keep crying kid your favourite player mbappe had a red card
their kits are already almost identical
Buy our new limited edition europa league drink
He didn’t 2-3 games at max tbh
?
what is this kids waffling about
Hating on Sevilla while your favourite player gets a red card. What a troll you are💀
Penbappe


