la-liga

[median jolt]

unless fiorentina causes an upset

[pale ore]

Antony

Will eat up fiorentina 🙏

[wheat spoke]

All I need is a Nintendo and Barcelona collaboration and my life is complete

Like Fiorentina did before

[cloud sparrow]

LOOK WHOS AT BILBAO AIRPORT

[pale ore]

Nintenfo loves madrid

🤫

[wheat spoke]

Proof?

[cloud sparrow]

@craggy iris

[pale ore]

Bro

Nintendo is greed

Pure greed

They will collab with the biggest club

To make money

DUH

[median jolt]

nintendo are genuine scumbags currently

[pale ore]

450 dollars

And i am buying 🙏

[wheat spoke]

False

[weary depot]

they're making a collab with Barca?

[quaint epoch]

wanna mess with me😭😭

[wheat spoke]

No

[pale ore]

Warra big

[wheat spoke]

But I hope they do someday

[cloud sparrow]

tell me when your team is on the side of a plane

[median jolt]

we were talking about BETIS lil bro

[weary depot]

biggest itw

[median jolt]

i'd fold you btw 🤞

[wheat spoke]

Yeah, 450 dollars for the console 💔

[quick flint]

we are literally in form just like betis bro

acting like we didn’t outclass 3 big teams left and right

[pale ore]

Biggest in catalunia

[quick flint]

we have a phenomenal record in big games this szn apart from napoli if im being srs

[pale ore]

Second to espanyol

[wheat spoke]

Real Betis won against Real Madrid, and drew against a strong Barcelona team

They’re a good team now

[median jolt]

i didn't say you guys are bad but betis are going all out

[wheat spoke]

So it’s a 50/50

[median jolt]

yeah it's 50/50

[pale ore]

Pure antony aura

🙏

[wheat spoke]

I like how as soon as Antony left the club, he started playing his best 😭

[pale ore]

Cuz hes starting

[quick flint]

yep

it’s 50/50

it rly depends on what palladino does tbf

if we do double strikers and start the lineup that started against Panathinaikos at home I think we can lowkey win

[pale ore]

Are we deadass blae

Blake

[pale ore]

@quick flint do you have this kit

[quick flint]

i wanna get it

[grave glen]

A certain Madrid manager made mention that today's game won't be a huge necessity cuz there's the return leg to play for

Whenever he says something along those lines I just know I'm about to witness disgusting football from Madrid

It's assured

[pale ore]

Alaba at lb🥀

Hahaha

Ancelottis humors

Hes always so funny

[foggy cape]

Bayern vs Villarreal

😶

[grave glen]

Could be smoke and mirrors to try and fool the opposition

[median jolt]

senile

i swear to god

[grave glen]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1909646710889980251

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐗𝐈

X · Apr 8, 2025, 4:37 PM

[thin relic]

.

[grave glen]

Alaba starting. Fairs so it wasn't smoke and mirrors

[pale ore]

Do it wasnt really leaked?

[median jolt]

decent lineup, players have to show up, no excuses

[pale ore]

Or did he chabge it

[grave glen]

It's official

Madrid release their lineup two hours before the game

[real hull]

Alaba😭😭

[pale ore]

Ik

But like the leaked ine

One

[dapper jay]

Fact

[pale ore]

Damn

So much mexican

How do i wrap thid thing

[grave glen]

Alaba vs saka is the only iffy thing

[cloud sparrow]

is ur team painted on a plane?

[foggy cape]

Fede in the back line

😭

[foggy cape]

Barcelona had one back in the day

[grave glen]

Leaked lineups usually have one motive in mind; to confuse the opposing team. Sometimes it might very well turn out to be true

[real hull]

Better choice than vazquez tho

[foggy cape]

Back during then Qatar airways era

[real hull]

Ancelotti fixed one side

[lucid ruin]

Tf is that

[foggy cape]

Fym Vazquez is a great player

[real hull]

And cooked the other side

[foggy cape]

😤

[real hull]

😭

[real hull]

[foggy cape]

Asana line up out yet ?

[median jolt]

not yet

[lucid ruin]

No

[cloud sparrow]

I've seen mine personally
win for m

[lucid ruin]

Imagine barca had him

[pale ore]

Ratford

[median jolt]

duran

great player

[lucid ruin]

???

[pale ore]

What

Thats durab??

The wuality is do shit

[lucid ruin]

RASHFORD 😭 😭 😭

[pale ore]

I didnt notice🙏 🥀

[pale ore]

Wanna bet?

[lucid ruin]

Lets hear it

[pale ore]

If we win tonight

🥀

You stop chatting hete for 3 days

[lucid ruin]

In this channel?

Ok

[pale ore]

This server

🙏

[lucid ruin]

But if they lose/draw?

[pale ore]

Draws tie

Lose idk

Your sayi bt

Saying

@weary depot you have to witness this 💯 🙏

[weary depot]

Velo no way

💔

[lucid ruin]

Ok

[weary depot]

do it

so I don't see ur face

[pale ore]

Ill break that curse for you

🙏

Yo thats crazy

[pale ore]

You drive him away

[grave glen]

Shall we make a bet

[charred wadi]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1909660807916372135
What a loser lol

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 Javier Tebas is personally OBSESSED with tracking down people who stream La Liga illegally.

He spends hours and hours in front of his screen, watching IP addresses, and personally infiltrates Telegram groups of illegal La Liga streams. @COPE

X · Apr 8, 2025, 5:33 PM

[median jolt]

dickhead

fucking weirdo

[hexed notch]

no way 😭

[earnest crag]

damn

[foggy cape]

🤡

It’s almost impossible to eradicate piracy

[fickle cairn]

Always someone named Javier

[quick flint]

this clown continues to run my league!!!!!

ive had enough!!!

get him out!!!!

[foggy cape]

@charred wadi @olive harbor predictions ?

[olive harbor]

Ima say 2-1 loss🫠 I don't feel confident today

[cerulean ingot]

I think the same

but everything is possible

Real can have a great game

then a shit one

[olive harbor]

I am scared of alaba at LB🫠

[foggy cape]

[olive harbor]

Okay I am joking. We are winning this🤍

HALA MADRID Y NADA MAS HASTA EL FINAL!

[sudden garnet]

He needs to touch grass 😭

[surreal geode]

hola

[charred wadi]

3-0 Arsenal

[foggy cape]

[full night]

Soon 👍

[weary depot]

1st leg: 3-2 Arsenal
2nd leg: 3-1 Madrid

man im in love with this colour

[charred wadi]

We will still lose

[foggy cape]

Merino

[jade plover]

im putting my life savings on arsenal

[foggy cape]

Your going broke

😶

[sudden garnet]

Real Madrid vs Arsenal

[craggy iris]

WWWW

[lucid ruin]

Athletic club*

[cloud sparrow]

it says athleeeeeeeeetic

[cloud sparrow]

grande W

ojala puedo volar en el

[full night]

Mbappe in 2025

[ivory helm]

Mbappe better score

[shrewd gorge]

The Mbappster fast asl ngl

[jovial citrus]

Mbappe Hattrick loading?

[cloud sparrow]

0-0?

or what's the score

[real hull]

0-0

[cloud sparrow]

I see

[tough star]

Mikel why are they playing you at striker

What have they done to you

[real hull]

No st available

Courtois holyyy

Double save

[foggy cape]

He’s going trophyless again

[cloud sparrow]

Los pamplonicas hacemos delanteros buenos

Raul Garcia, el otro raul garcia, y merino

[narrow marsh]

pretty impossible now

[real hull]

1-0

Arsenal

Rice free kick

[cloud sparrow]

YEAHHHHHHH

[ivory helm]

How the fuck is arsenal

1 point ahead

[tranquil cairn]

Uh they scored that's why

[ivory helm]

Yeah duhh no sh sherlock

[real hull]

1 point

[ivory helm]

Real madrid dead?

[real hull]

[ivory helm]

Real madrid dead???

[real hull]

Meh

[ivory helm]

They already lost to valencia dont tell me they will lose to a club that has ''ARSE'' in their name

[real hull]

Courtois broo

What kind of black magic have they done to u

Cus nahh

[olive harbor]

We are cooked

[real hull]

Riceee

Nahh

[olive harbor]

FUCK OFF

[wheat spoke]

2-0

NO WAY

[dapper jay]

QUE GOLAZO

[craggy iris]

2-0 Rice

Free kick again

[ivory helm]

Madrid dead..

[real hull]

Cama missing

Next game

[craggy iris]

Some of the best free kicks I've seen

[real hull]

Odegaard reaction says it all

😭😭

[agile pagoda]

Rice omg pls can u break ur feet pls

[ivory helm]

Wtf is even going on with Real like

theyre gonna lose 1-5 to barcelona in Copa Del Rey just watch

[dapper jay]

Rice to Atletico Madrid, here we go

[ivory helm]

if they cant handle this

[cloud sparrow]

TOMAAAA

[real hull]

Vazquez in

Modric out

3-0

Merinooo

@tough star

Merino scored

[ivory helm]

Again?

[craggy iris]

MIKEL

[real hull]

Yh

[dapper jay]

JAAJJAAJJAJAAJ

[real hull]

Vazquez on

And they concluded again

😭

[ivory helm]

They're gonna 7-0 this shit

[real hull]

Might be off

Hollup

[cloud sparrow]

LMFAOOOO

I JS

[agile mural]

This is hilarious tbh

[real hull]

It might be off

Goall

3-0

[cloud sparrow]

I JS PASSED EL SADAR AND GOT THE NOTIFICATION MERINO SCORED

WHAT IS THIS COINCIDENCE

[dapper jay]

MERINO TO ATLETICO MADRID HERE WE GO

[cloud sparrow]

JODETE MADRID

[ivory helm]

Please real lose 7-0 so my club PSV won't stand alone as the most embarrassing club to enter UCL

DAMN

[harsh sonnet]

BARCELONA WINNING THIS WITH EASE

BOUTTA SPANK THAT VARDRID ASS

IN COPA DEL REY

[ivory helm]

Its gonna be a 5-0 match for Barca

Imagine Zidane and Ronaldo return to real madrid

[foggy cape]

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajaj @cloud sparrow

[cloud sparrow]

I love this

[real hull]

Rice limping

And he off

[foggy cape]

[earnest crag]

no fucking way

3-0

delete that

[dapper jay]

Real Vardrid 🤣

[foggy cape]

[sudden garnet]

Madrid packwatch 🚬

[ember urchin]

“15 UCL losing to 0 trophy club

[foggy cape]

I’m off to the station to file a missing persons report

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-vini-jr-gif-10028262061247988445

[ivory helm]

MULLERRR

[sudden garnet]

“I’ll do it 10x if I have to”

[foggy cape]

He’s ghosting 10X tbh

[sudden garnet]

ong

[prime compass]

😭✌️

[real hull]

They aint playing Tottenham

[prime compass]

Please tell me it's 4-0 bro

I'll sell my kidney to see Vardrid getting clapped like that bro

[real hull]

3-0

[light ledge]

Lets all laugh at madrid

[dapper jay]

Don’t do that

Without me

[light ledge]

Madrid lost and inter won

[real hull]

Vini💀

[light ledge]

Thats not good for the extra spot

[real hull]

We play tmrrw

[prime compass]

Inter's winning???

[real hull]

Yh

1-2

[prime compass]

Damn everything is going as I planned fam

Yeah easy win for Barça

Not Barça three-peating 😭✌️

[real hull]

Nah

Bayern way easier than inter

Inter gonna play they ugly ass defensive ball

[ocean egret]

ghosting 10x

[foggy cape]

[prime compass]

They plan haram ball too?

Doesn't matter anyways since Cubarsi would clap Lautaro's ass

[real hull]

Cama red

Lmaooo

Hahahahahah

[clear sigil]

That's crazy

[prime compass]

☠️☠️☠️

[real hull]

Ft

3-0

Madrid lost

[ocean egret]

Thank you Arsenal

[tranquil cairn]

😭 and a red for cama

[ocean egret]

last minute red is crazy

[dapper jay]

VAMOS

[real hull]

This game gotta show madrid bums that having 15 ucls means nothing

[ocean egret]

is he stupid

[real hull]

Yall lost to a team with fuckin 0 ucl

[mint plaza]

Tell stunna to come outside

[real hull]

3-0

[light ledge]

I want Madrid winning 1-0 at away match so we get points for the ucl spot and they get knocked out

[dapper jay]

Remember kids

AUPA Atleti

[tranquil cairn]

Mr 10x more ain't done shit 😭

[ocean egret]

this is karma

[real hull]

We still got betis athletic and barca left

[mint plaza]

2018-2021 vinicius returned 😭

[agile pagoda]

no comment tbh, just Ancelotti should have the balls to resign by june

just that

gg arsenal

[light ledge]

vs fiorentina lazio and inter

though

[agile pagoda]

Italy vs Spain basically lol

[light ledge]

We will win

https://tenor.com/view/spain-flag-gif-europe-gif-27418113

[real hull]

https://x.com/footrankings/status/1909712036356911460?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

Football Rankings (@FootRankings) on X

🚨 🇮🇹 Italy are still ALIVE in the Race for an extra Champions League spot, as Inter added them +0.250 points tonight!

🚨 🇪🇸 Spain are still in a strong position, but in a slight danger as Real Madrid are on the brink of the Champions League elimination!

X · Apr 8, 2025, 8:56 PM

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[agile pagoda]

Nope

https://tenor.com/view/italy-gif-20453988

[dense vapor]

I didn't expect this shit

[foggy cape]

@real hull ahahajhahahajajajajjajajaj

[dense vapor]

That's absolutely fucking nuts mate

Bloody hell

Lol

[real hull]

Dawg chill 😭😭

[dense vapor]

3-0

[real hull]

There is still second leg to be played

[dense vapor]

Arsenal went no vaseline on Real mate

[dense vapor]

How high is your hope

[real hull]

Not even a Madrid fan but yh there are still chances for a comeback

[hazy mulch]

Setup your profile. Type /set_profile in #bot-sandbox https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757224424717156396/1350544274541908008/Screenshot_20250315_210028_Discord.jpg?ex=67dfb19e&is=67de601e&hm=a259dced58913f69d34417c26f927ff90504c271338fa3edc54d00b58cf53150&

[real hull]

And madrid playin home

[dapper jay]

Aupa Atleti

[agile pagoda]

Arsenal was better, I support Madrid but today the brits deserved to win, it happens

(pls Real invent smth in the second leg)

[real hull]

They going all out

[agile pagoda]

are u in Champions?

[light ledge]

Looks like the difference is kinda huge

We almost have it

[real hull]

Yh

[light ledge]

Italy needs a miracle only

[real hull]

I think we need 3 spanish teams to reach semis

And we secure it

[warm hazel]

madrid got smoked

by rice

[agile pagoda]

Rice should break his foot ngl

[median jolt]

-10x

i like him but he is not helping his case at all

[fickle cairn]

Arsenal saved football

[real hull]

Dawg cmon

[light ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-vini-jr-gif-10028262061247988445

[agile pagoda]

no? his leg then?

[sacred quiver]

Ballon d or vini

[agile pagoda]

the hand?

[real hull]

Wishing someone to get injured

Insane work

[agile pagoda]

pal when theres someone whos leading a counterattack agaisnt Madrid and there isnt defense i just shout "kill him" to the closest Madrid player 💀

[lucid ruin]

So uhm

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/NealGardner_/status/1909713404979556508?t=AMX4fV8Xh0UZLgCbHZl-hw&s=19

Neal 🇦🇺 (@NealGardner_) on X

Hate-watching Madrid this season has changed my life.

Forever grateful, Carlo. 🙌

X · Apr 8, 2025, 9:02 PM

[dapper jay]

My respect towards Arsenal has gone up

[bitter raven]

CARLO QUEDATEEEE

[agile pagoda]

Ancelotti is the goat but he needs to change team

hes cooked

fried even

[median jolt]

senile fuck

[agile pagoda]

🗞️

[sudden garnet]

Arsenal might not be ass after all

[median jolt]

people were too cocky about arsenal

their set pieces are fucking deadly

madrid started with a good line up (minus the fucking twat in LB)

but the players couldn't convert

feel bad for courtois he tried his best

[wheat spoke]

Their “bottlers” agenda made people believe Real Madrid will automatically make it to the semifinals

[tranquil cairn]

nicolas jover masterclass btw

[wheat spoke]

I told them to not count them out yet, but they won’t budge listening

[median jolt]

that guy turned rice into roberto carlos/ david beckham

holy shit

[light ledge]

Arsenal will win an ucl and flygon wont still get a mega

[tranquil cairn]

anyways successful hatewatch

all that just for us to hold 5

oh jesus

[bitter raven]

Thanks for the video bro. I have saved it to use in the future 😉

[devout hawk]

[lucid ruin]

I won the bet right ? 🔥

[real hull]

https://x.com/senyyo/status/1909557201179467783?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

SENYO (@Senyyo) on X

@UTDTrey Nah you re the jinxed lord , Wont be surprised if Arsenal end up winning by 3-0 😂

X · Apr 8, 2025, 10:41 AM

@foggy cape @tranquil cairn 😭😭

[foggy cape]

💀💀💀

[tranquil cairn]

😭 😭

[sudden garnet]

https://x.com/thehatecentral/status/1909717119496839547?s=46

Hater Central (@TheHateCentral) on X

Jude Bellingham vs Arsenal:

90 Minutes
0 Goals/Assists
0 Tackles
10 Vamos’
13 Fuck Offs

THE LAST GENERATION HAD ZIZOU…WE HAVE CARDIOU 🙏🙏🙏

X · Apr 8, 2025, 9:16 PM

[west iris]

Arsenal beating rma 3-0 was Unexpected.

[sudden garnet]

Should’ve been 5-0

At least

[pale ore]

You didnt even say what you get for winning though 💀

[dense vapor]

GIVE HIM BALLON D'OR 🗣️

[dense vapor]

Real Zidane ong

[ember urchin]

Campus

Vamoss

✅✅

[fading ember]

https://x.com/selecaotalk/status/1909721415902810469?s=46

All Things Brazil™ 🇧🇷 (@SelecaoTalk) on X

Do Vinicius & Rodrygo think they’re too good to not press anymore?

They did the same vs Argentina. Dorival specifically asked them to press, cover distance quickly and high or the game plan wouldn’t work. And they flat out refused.

Add Mbappé who doesn’t run either, disaster.

X · Apr 8, 2025, 9:34 PM

Madrid’s front 3’s defensive effort is genuinely very low for the modern game

[spiral ocean]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[foggy cape]

Reminds me of a team I used to know

[fading ember]

https://tenor.com/view/paris-saint-germain-psg-gif-13744024

[foggy cape]

[fading ember]

They are young so they will eventually start winning tho

They just need an actual coach

Not a yes man grandpa

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/valverde-valverde-heart-ernesto-ernesto-valverde-heart-ernesto-heart-gif-22019263

[worn cliff]

heck yeah!

yes you are correct 😂

alao, the free kicks rice scored against madrid

theyre insane

[pulsar frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/carlo-ancelotti-allenatore-ma-che-fai-cosa-cavolo-fai-deluso-gif-10727497

Sack this old man

[fickle cairn]

Hi goat

[worn cliff]

hey there alonso!

[fickle cairn]

I love your art

[worn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyu-genshin-impact-gif-17225962771028728682

[worn cliff]

thanks!

[wheat spoke]

Do you always call him that? 😭

[fickle cairn]

Yes

[worn cliff]

i honestly like the nickname from him, no worries 😂

[wheat spoke]

Okay then 😭

[weary depot]

Madrid, see you on the 26th 😭🔥

[tranquil cairn]

They should forfeit

[prime bluff]

Yo

[forest epoch]

DisBall

Live Scores - Fixtures For La Liga

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<t:1748026800:t>: Real Betis v Valencia

May 22, 2025, 5:38 PM

[dapper dagger]

Thats neat

[hidden field]

[amber talon]

whos that guy that said that he would buy nitro if arsenal won by 3 goals

[amber talon]

lol now hes gotta

[cloud sparrow]

madrid jodete

[light ledge]

No crees que el hecho de que el athletic solo pueda fichar jugadores vascos limita mucho al equipo? @cloud sparrow

[cloud sparrow]

no porq al final la real tuvo lo mismo pero despues lo quitaron y no han hecho mucho mas

no creo q nos afecta mucho

[light ledge]

bueno una de las razones por la que no estan mas abajo es kubo

[foggy quartz]

hi

[jagged vault]

Porque

[pale ore]

Midyu

[cloud sparrow]

y nosotros estamos mas arriba sin la ayuda

ademas casi ni tenemos dinero para fichajes

[jagged vault]

A quién váis a fichar?

[cloud sparrow]

nadie

[light ledge]

y con ayuda probablemente podria haber aspirado a champions mas de alguna vez en la historia

[jagged vault]

El dinero será para la cantera

[light ledge]

pero eso nunca se podrá saber

[cloud sparrow]

Los q salgan de la cantera

[cloud sparrow]

dudo

[light ledge]

El Valencia pudo

porque no el athletic?

[cloud sparrow]

creo q con lo q tenemos ahora hay mucha mas conexion entre el equipo

son mas amigos y así

y se estuvieramos fichando todo dios esa idea se jode un poco

[cloud sparrow]

porq eso fue el valencia prime

[light ledge]

Ya pero digo que los prime del athletic podrían haber llegado a ser más grandes con ayuda

[true violet]

Gracias

[proud patrol]

Barcelona winning the league

[cloud sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TMuct_ykJP4?si=9aFnBpUefrTHOow-
NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AFTER I SAW THE PLANE BRUH

[pale ore]

Will ath club win the uel

Over united

[cloud sparrow]

I would love if we did

but I doubt it

[pale ore]

Are you scared of bruno 😭 🙏

[cloud sparrow]

no im scared of ourselves

[pale ore]

Tf happened

Arent yalls having an amazing season😭

[olive harbor]

He is like me atm. Don't want to celebrate early

[amber talon]

🅰️ ™️

[cloud sparrow]

inconsistent asf

[amber talon]

bruno fer-nan-ch is not scary💀

[median jolt]

moyes is doing a better job

everton wouldn't want him back

ever

[hidden field]

never say never

Moyes might be hero today

but walking out of the door tomorrow

[onyx pendant]

factos

[young skiff]

Fr

[west iris]

And ucl😏

[pine sundial]

Ancelotti's too nonchalant to lead this Madrid squad

[pine sundial]

Fati finally got called up

[steel wagon]

but

he is bad rn

[tranquil cairn]

still a ghost

[steel wagon]

mentally

[frosty moat]

In your dreams

[tranquil cairn]

holy cook

[steel wagon]

[onyx pendant]

Carlo must understand 3 things :

• 1 : Brahim Diaz must start every game until the end of the season
• 2 : Vinicius gotta be on the bench until the end of the season.
• 3 : Rodrygo must never play Right Winger again because he's absolute gargabe at this position. Play him Left Winger or nothing.

[frosty moat]

Diaz starting every game??😭

[onyx pendant]

yeah

people really gotta stop criticizing this guy

[frosty moat]

I ain’t criticizing Diaz he’s a very good player , but he isn’t a player you can depend on him to perform well every game

He started against Valencia did nothing

[onyx pendant]

I don't care about that. Barcola isn't a player you can depend on him to perform well every game but when he is there there is a perfect chemistry between each PSG players and that makes you win games.

[grave glen]

I agree with points 1 & 2 but not 3, Rodrygo is out of form, whether he plays on either wings he would be shite

[onyx pendant]

you still agree with 3 because I said "play him LW or nothing" so you can put him on the bench

[frosty moat]

Real Madrid don’t have chemistry at all 😭

[onyx pendant]

when Brahim is there there is one

[grave glen]

Ancelotti doesnt have balls to bench main players dawg

[onyx pendant]

and when Vinicius is not there

[onyx pendant]

absolutely

[grave glen]

he is absolutely finished

[onyx pendant]

Rodrygo is trash

[grave glen]

if arsenal makes it to the semis and we beat madrid in the copa final, ancelotti is getting 100% sacked

[frosty moat]

Tbh Real Madrid should sell either rodrygo or vini

someone has to go

[onyx pendant]

idk where the glaze for Rodrygo comes from. People say "omg he's so underrated". Well yeah he plays well every 5 games.

[grave glen]

Not happening

they will sell ancelotti

[winged robin]

pls dont 😭

[onyx pendant]

Vini

[frosty moat]

[proud patrol]

😎

[dapper dagger]

I think they can co exist but not when the entire front line is walking all game

You cant do that in modern football

[frosty moat]

True

[winged robin]

and Copa

[frosty moat]

and UEFA super cup

[winged robin]

as long as we win Quadruple and Athletic wins Europa I am happy fr

[grave glen]

barca will not win ucl if my plans succeed

mwahaha

[weary depot]

😭💔

[real hull]

🕊️

There is still one more game to be played

Nothing is over tbh

[weary depot]

arsenal gonna park 10 trains

@silk thunder get ready to duplicate yourself 10× more

[earnest crag]

😭

[silk thunder]

Hell yeah

[winged robin]

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/black-men-laughing-bald-man-laughing-gif-9236015640031447150

[real hull]

https://x.com/Legendkiller981/status/1909711033402294740?t=XqHHIF__Vx2XyaBzLRaK7g&s=33

62% Cat (@Legendkiller981) on X

Teta calling Allegri, Simeone and Bordalas.

X · Apr 8, 2025, 8:52 PM

😭😭

[light ledge]

simeone would defo help him

[weary depot]

😭

[ember urchin]

yessir

[foggy cape]

Bordalas would be sufficient lol

[ember urchin]

lol

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/JBTFooty/status/1909869153831231925?t=ClxU4XmSlkvCJf8pVgpQdw&s=19

Just Bizarre Tactics (@[e-mail])

🚨 | Real Madrid staff have been banned from cooking or serving RICE in the canteen to help the squad move on from their traumatic UCL loss to Arsenal.

(via @Rob_ESPN) https://t.co/Agqxe9c1uw

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 9, 2025, 7:21 AM

[real hull]

😭😭😭

[weary depot]

😭😭😭

[wheat spoke]

I will never look at rice the same way again

I couldn’t go a day without remember the free kick Rice scores whenever I see the literal rice (which is food) 😭😭

[earnest crag]

ain't no way dawg

😭😭

[foggy cape]

[earnest crag]

😭😭

what the black magic is going on

[foggy cape]

Pezz black magic arc

[earnest crag]

idk man they could actually a make 4-3 atp

[real hull]

Average pezz moment 😭😭

[earnest crag]

pezz black magic works?

😭

[wheat spoke]

Imagine if it backfired

[earnest crag]

the ultimate jinx

[wheat spoke]

All we need is Trey’s jinxing

No one can top him

Not even Pezz

[earnest crag]

oh shit i didn't know trey jinxed rma

☠️

makes sense

[wheat spoke]

He actually did 😭

He predicted Real Madrid to win 3-0

And it did happened

[earnest crag]

wtf that's spot on

[wheat spoke]

(In the opposite way)

[pale ore]

Where is velo

[earnest crag]

[pale ore]

I wanna give him a deal

Is velo on chat?

[wheat spoke]

@lucid ruin

[pale ore]

@lucid ruin yo lad

So wanna bet again 😂

[earnest crag]

pelican is eating his tunas

[pale ore]

If barca win i get nothing if barca lose i turn my name in to velos dog

for a 3 days

@lucid ruin

Why is he always not on

[earnest crag]

probably eating tunas

[wheat spoke]

Bro is hiding

😭

[pale ore]

Bro knows if he bet

[weary depot]

SHUT UP

no Velo not doing any bets

[wheat spoke]

https://x.com/utdtrey/status/1909556322917359816?s=46&t=6tTVTOezB9AcaJAFHf4z0w

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

@Senyyo Easy 3-0 win bro, don’t worry

X · Apr 8, 2025, 10:37 AM

😭😭😭

[pale ore]

He will

Its technically a give away fym

[weary depot]

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1909985091570270247?t=wGjZt45YImz3XJ2yJ7DmfQ&s=19

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

Aston Villa will cry today. I trust my boy

X · Apr 9, 2025, 3:01 PM

[pale ore]

😭

[pale ore]

I think aston villa will win

[cerulean ingot]

nooooooo

fuck him

whyyyy

[wheat spoke]

Aston Villa is winning

[cerulean ingot]

it s so over

or Psg will stop the curse?

[weary depot]

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1909960743316836729?t=kC-C2bDWrRGyEEkJFTKhHg&s=19 OMGGGGGG

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

We’re all Dortmund today aren’t we?

X · Apr 9, 2025, 1:25 PM

[wheat spoke]

There were times when he got predictions right

It doesn’t always happen

But usually, it does 😭

[cerulean ingot]

yeah, but let s be real

[weary depot]

https://x.com/UTDTrey/status/1909924770222612812?t=vFBhY6LqrFpzVzFkNi1LGQ&s=19 no more comeback

Trey (@UTDTrey) on X

Real Madrid 4-0 Arsenal.

X · Apr 9, 2025, 11:02 AM

[pale ore]

This can happen ngl

[weary depot]

Dortmund are mid

[pale ore]

If i can get this @lucid ruin to bet against barca

Easiest dortmund win

🙏 😂

[weary depot]

@foggy cape ban velo if he accepts any bet regarding a result in favour of Barca

[earnest crag]

lmfaoo that's crazy

[weary depot]

pls

[earnest crag]

spot on 3 nil

[pale ore]

😭 🥀

Man we shouldve won the match the other fay if velo accepted me deal

He took too long to respond

Smh

@lucid ruin wakeup brother

I have a job for your curse

😭

[weary depot]

Velo don't

[pale ore]

Velo pls

Im betting half of my phone

Im give you the

Iphone 7,5 pro 🙏 😭

[pale ore]

Thats it bro im coming to his house

[wheat spoke]

Bro does NOT want to make another bet

Just let him go 😭💔

Also yes, I am predicting Barcelona will win 2-0 🔥

[fickle cairn]

No lol

[foggy cape]

Emiliano Martinez 🙅‍♂️

[pale ore]

How about YOU

Bet with me

[shut sand]

To be honest

currently

Alisson is in very good form

real madrid lost 3 - 0 to arsenal

[wheat spoke]

Yeah sure

[shut sand]

because of BASMATI RICE 🍚

[pale ore]

On whether velo will watch the match or not

[earnest crag]

Liverpool downfall una

[shut sand]

who do ya;ll think will win the ucl , laliga and copa del rey

[earnest crag]

[shut sand]

@earnest crag because of darwin nunez missed his penalty

Raphinia will win the ballon'dor

[real hull]

What in the bs

[earnest crag]

Liverpool could've also bottled the league if city were in form or arsenal

[real hull]

Is this

[earnest crag]

😭

[shut sand]

yes

[pale ore]

Is he in the Wrong chat

[earnest crag]

Xd

wrong chat

[shut sand]

but it is sure that Liverpool will win the premier league

[pale ore]

Liverpool will bottle it

Trust

[earnest crag]

i sometimes forget it's the laliga channel

[shut sand]

Harry Kane will finnaly win a trophy with Bayer Munich how

[wheat spoke]

Either one of them 😭

[real hull]

[shut sand]

he broke the Kane curse

[real hull]

Kane broke Kane curse

[shut sand]

Bayern is in top of Bundesliga

[real hull]

🔥🔥

[shut sand]

ya

[pale ore]

Velo curse broke kane curse

[shut sand]

not Kane

Bayern

Because it plays good every time

although i am a barca fan

[real hull]

Good una

[earnest crag]

kane about to get knocked out of ucl

[shut sand]

i can never forget

[pale ore]

Theres only 2 guaranteed in life

1 kane not winning a trophy
2 velo not winning a bet

[shut sand]

8 - 2

i can never forget this

prime Bayern 2020

the second team and last to win the sextuple

[frosty moat]

Fr 15 ucl

[shut sand]

nah

thats real madrid

they don't have a sextuple

Barcelona won it on 2009

[pale ore]

Damn bro

He didnt say madrid

🥀 🙏

[shut sand]

ye

BENZEMA

SPAWINING

[frosty moat]

But 15 ucl?

Alright I will stop

[shut sand]

🇫🇷 ST☪️ = BENZEMMAAAA

[pale ore]

@weary depot wanna bet, kane winning a trophy, velo winning a bet whod be first

I let you choose

[weary depot]

Kane

[pale ore]

Damn

[pale ore]

If you win youre my dog if i win i am your dog

Deal

[earnest crag]

why yall always tryna be each others dog

😭

[weary depot]

no deal

[pale ore]

Shush

[pale ore]

If you win i turn my club role into barcas if i win you leave laliga chat for 4 days

[weary depot]

okay

[pale ore]

Bet

Bold of your ass thinking im gettingn the club role 😭 🙏

[real hull]

They love barking

[earnest crag]

lmao cook

[pale ore]

@weary depot we should beat up this guy

[weary depot]

be a man of ur word

[weary depot]

shut it pikey

[real hull]

Lol

[pale ore]

Aight

[weary depot]

when

[pale ore]

After the barca match

[real hull]

Dawg I own u

Shush

[pale ore]

When

No proof?

[real hull]

Fym no proof

[pale ore]

Show proof dawg

Doesnt exist

Cuz its the truth

I own half of this server

🙏

Casually aura farming on weaklings

[pale ore]

Defected finger

[real hull]

Do I have to cook yo ass again or what😭😭

[pale ore]

Fym again

Doesnt exist

Never will

🤫 🥀

[real hull]

Blud yappin bs cus he knows damn well he gettin cooked

Tears

[pale ore]

Bet

This saturday

7pm

I will be there

Get ready bum

[real hull]

Saturday😭😭

[pale ore]

🙏

[real hull]

??

[pale ore]

Im sleeping do nuh uh not today bruh

Saturday

Get yo ass ready

[real hull]

We can just do it tomorrow

[pale ore]

Tight schedule

[real hull]

😭😭

[pale ore]

12 hours trip to the other part of the country

+im giving you time to practice

🥀 🙏

[real hull]

As if I need it

[pale ore]

You will

[real hull]

One match is enough

[pale ore]

Bet

Such arrogant lil bro

[lucid ruin]

What in the 5 pings

[pale ore]

Wanna bet

[lucid ruin]

Wait 1 hour im busy

[pale ore]

Im sleeping

🥀

[lucid ruin]

Its 8 pm

[real hull]

My team is good enough to bang goals without any practice😭

[lucid ruin]

Wake up

[pale ore]

Did you fail 1st grade geography

[lucid ruin]

I though we were neighbours

What’s the bet anyways

[weary depot]

DON'T

[lucid ruin]

Don’t what

[weary depot]

don't bet on a Barca game

[lucid ruin]

I didn’t even hear the bet 🥀

[weary depot]

idc

don't accept

[lucid ruin]

No promises

[foggy cape]

Time to mute pelican

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-hard-choices-strong-wills-infinity-war-titan-gif-15154646

[weary depot]

pls do

[weary depot]

you'll get banned if u do

@foggy cape right

[cloud sparrow]

Touching grass > watching getafe

this is a getafe hatepost

[earnest crag]

dawg getafe aren't even playing rn

[lucid ruin]

Warra do

[cloud sparrow]

still hating

doesn't matter

[earnest crag]

based

[fickle cairn]

Spain is so beautiful 😊

[cloud sparrow]

Navarra mejor dicho

[clear sigil]

Ay caramba

[grave glen]

Lots of profiles to exploit Dortmund's defense

[clear sigil]

Mhm

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-bartsimpson-aycaramba-ay-caramba-gif-8470370

[light ledge]

is fermin better than gavi

[real hull]

So far yh

[foggy cape]

Gavi just started cooking

From few matches

[topaz crypt]

Hello nick

[foggy cape]

Fermin more of a direct impact player with G or A

[topaz crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/uefa-champions-league-super-lig-galatasaray-fenerbahce-gif-24486952

[foggy cape]

Hello woody

[topaz crypt]

Hell yeah champions league

[foggy cape]

[dreamy vessel]

gl barca fans

hoping for a good game

[fallen kindle]

mmm

[ornate scarab]

Raphinha lock in

[grave glen]

raph dor push might be over if this keeps up

[real hull]

Might be off

[grave glen]

sofascore says raph goal

but ppl in footy chat saying cubarsi

[tranquil cairn]

raph touched

[real hull]

Its raph

It looked off

Ngl

Goal

1-0

[modest stag]

Wth

[tranquil cairn]

nah

[agile mural]

That was going in anyway tho like raphinha didn’t do anything

Yeah he touched it but still

[real hull]

Give this bum his second yellow

[modest stag]

it’s good

[foggy cape]

It’s raph indeed

[stable wagon]

He should've just left it tbf

[sudden garnet]

Nah we need that Ballondor

[grave glen]

brasilian balon dor yaaaay

optimally he wins it without barca winning ucl but

[stable wagon]

And it's not Vini

Lovely

[grave glen]

it could be vini

hell it could be gabriel barbosa

id be happy

[sudden garnet]

Yamal wtf man

[agile mural]

Why is his name balde if he has hair

[light ledge]

Raph stole the goal

[agile mural]

Fr

[sudden garnet]

A goal is a goal 🤷‍♂️

[agile mural]

I literally only watch Barca because I love watching Pedri

He’s such a good midfielder like I love watching him play so much

[bold fog]

Bro

His foot ain’t on the 5 meter line

[cerulean ingot]

facts man

[grave glen]

Second pic was probably when the ball was midair

Not when the attack started

[bold fog]

Prob

Idk

[grave glen]

Seems like the second pic was 2 seconds or so after the first pic

[tranquil cairn]

^

[cloud sparrow]

we all need barça to go through so we get 5th ucl spot

bc madrid are shitting it up

[cloud sparrow]

fuck vini

all he does is dive

[winged robin]

we dominate but we need to score more man

[prime compass]

Please tell me a goal

[winged robin]

close

bro Fermin

why

GOOOL

LEWA

GOOOOL

[cloud sparrow]

goool barça

that's our 5th ucl spot secured

[winged robin]

LES GO

TOMORROW ATHLETIC AND THIS WILL BE MY PERFERCT WEEK

[cloud sparrow]

@light ledge ya tenemos la quinta plaza de champions

[cloud sparrow]

ojala bro ojala

[light ledge]

100%?

[cloud sparrow]

casi 100%

si pasamos nosotros dos ya la tenemos

[winged robin]

I hope I hope

need Nico to win it

[cloud sparrow]

osea estamos al 95% de tenerla

[cloud sparrow]

me too bro

[light ledge]

Incluso si la fiorentina le ganara al betis, el lazio al athletic y el inter al barcelona?

que no va a pasar pero hipoteticamente

[cloud sparrow]

no porq despues ya con los 3 Italianos ya lo tienen ellos

pero suponiendo q no pasa eso

calma

[harsh sonnet]

EZ win for Barca

[winged robin]

GOL

LAMINE

GOOOOOL

[dapper jay]

Lamine Tamales

[sudden garnet]

Just hand Raphinha the Ballondor 3 G/A just this game

[pine sundial]

YESSSSSSSS BARCA 🔥🔥

[sudden garnet]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1910069407650300292?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🔴 Raphinha hits 50 G/A for Barcelona this season. Insane.

X · Apr 9, 2025, 8:36 PM

[cloud sparrow]

Another???

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1910069808667799947?s=46

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

ESPN Spanish commentator: "Mbappé, Rodrygo Vinicius? No... These are the real attackers."

X · Apr 9, 2025, 8:38 PM

😭😭😭

[foggy cape]

4-0

[grand snow]

Ansu incomning

[tranquil cairn]

😭 holy own

[light ledge]

Barca already won

I dont need more goals

[olive harbor]

Either barca vs bayern 2.0 or Barca vs inter

Who you guys want

[pine sundial]

La liga teams when it comes to owning Dortmund 🤝

[olive harbor]

🫡🤝

[grave glen]

Ah shit

Wrong server

[winged robin]

Inter

we already had Bayern this season bro like

can we play different teams pls? 😭

[foggy cape]

Raphinha does

https://x.com/optaanalyst/status/1910071214447403036?s=46

Opta Analyst (@OptaAnalyst) on X

Raphinha has equalled Lionel Messi's record of 19 Champions League goal involvements in a single season for Barcelona.

X · Apr 9, 2025, 8:43 PM

[grave glen]

Man of the Match

[dapper dagger]

? yeah hand him the dor

[prime compass]

Yeah Inter's getting clapped fam

No doubt about it from me anymore

[tranquil cairn]

clear as daylight

[dapper jay]

RIP Dortmund

[light ledge]

Semis:
Psg Arsenal
Barcelona Inter

the final psg barcelona is kinda inevitable

[harsh sonnet]

EZ WIN FOR BARCA. LEARN VARDRID

[grave glen]

https://x.com/FootRankings/status/1910075164295086195?t=vUTA7WbfdV23aEmrssmsjQ&s=19

Football Rankings (@FootRankings) on X

🚨 🇪🇸 Spain have all control in the Race for an extra Champions League spot, as Barcelona added them +0.286 points tonight!

❌ 🇮🇹 Italy are once again too far away from the Top 2 spot, as they are now basically EIGHT WINS away from overtaking Spain in this race!

X · Apr 9, 2025, 8:59 PM

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/fcbarcelona/status/1910076865223577932?s=46

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

Made in La Masia, felt worldwide.

X · Apr 9, 2025, 9:06 PM

[west iris]

Lewandowski 💙❤🐐

Lamine yamal 💎 young messi

[light ledge]

I just want to finish them

taking the spot 100%

[real hull]

Assnal already beat pissg 2-0

Didnt they

[foggy cape]

Ye

[quick flint]

Does this mean all the italian teams have to win their remaining games including the fucking final wtf

[foggy cape]

The last time all the Italian teams made it to the finals

They shit the bed

Everyone of them

[quick flint]

This year…

Fiorentina has something.

Idk abt printer and pazio but

[foggy cape]

Which league ?

[quick flint]

Conference

If we win tomorrow and next week we face the winner of Betis/Jagellonia

[foggy cape]

If they come up against a Spanish team

They ain’t winning shit

[quick flint]

Fiorentina is in form shhhhh

We can show up in big games 😭🩷

And we have home advantage 2nd legs

[foggy cape]

If your playing a Spanish team in the finals yk your F’d

[quick flint]

the only Spanish team left is Betis

and we can’t play them in the final

😭😭

[foggy cape]

Semifinals

@light ledge get the job done

[quick flint]

Madrid and Fiorentina 1-2 will finish me don’t

[light ledge]

They are cooked

[foggy cape]

[quick flint]

We are not afraid of Antony

I am afraid of Isco though

Man.

[real hull]

@light ledge @cloud sparrow its yall turn now