la-liga

[onyx pendant]

we had many chances

[final bloom]

athletic has beaten rm roma

[onyx pendant]

Lille are not that good right now

they got smashed by PSG in Ligue 1, 4-0 in 30 minutes

and they can't win against a washed Dortmund

[final bloom]

athletic can beat any team in san mames

[proud grove]

Number 3

[grave glen]

Best team itwwww

[pine sundial]

Wow

Nice

[final bloom]

told you

told you lol

a tap in to

[woeful oracle]

GOAL

[final bloom]

lolllll

[woeful oracle]

LEWA

[final bloom]

100000 ball knowledge eh?

[pine sundial]

Yes

[west iris]

Mexican wave from fans then Lewandowski scores

[wheat spoke]

Acting like Ligue 1 isn't farmers league 😭

[west iris]

No one cares about france or french league

Premier league > ligue 1

[final bloom]

if lewa at 37 can score 23 goals

[fickle cairn]

Who watches ligue 1 lol

[final bloom]

when he can barely keep the ball

[fickle cairn]

Liga Portugal is better

[final bloom]

what is the excuse

for hojlund

torre is decent

gavi toying with em

[woeful oracle]

Serie A >>> McDonald’s League too

[fickle cairn]

Bro what kinda of a comparison is that

[ivory meteor]

It’s over bud

[gusty veldt]

GG

[woeful oracle]

FT BARCA (men’s) STILL UNDEFEATED

[vestal tundra]

VAR-celona strikes again

[woeful oracle]

LETsS GO

[pine sundial]

Enjoy your 64 hour of rest bums

[vestal tundra]

that pen saved but then scored was ridiculous

[pine sundial]

Exactly

[woeful oracle]

Bro without the pen we will still win

[gusty veldt]

What a game

[final bloom]

the defender came into the box

and we were dominating as hell

[vestal tundra]

that stuff is only called when it benefits the big teams i swear

[final bloom]

we would have won anyways

[gusty veldt]

Crazy hating

[west iris]

We are Winning the league💙❤

[west iris]

La Liga better tho

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-barcelona-gif-14029382045210818090

[grave glen]

https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1905378600246722763?t=G72_eItKe14EkndAl5w7Sg&s=19

StatMuse FC (@statmusefc) on X

Barcelona are unbeaten in their last 19 matches (W16 D3 L0).

They have outscored their opponents 61-19 in those games.

X · Mar 27, 2025, 9:57 PM

[final bloom]

the same amount of rest we got for bayern and madrid

[bitter raven]

No drama. No excuses. Easy 3 points.

We move

[gusty veldt]

Fr

Ez game

[final bloom]

did yall see gavi

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/hansi-flick-hansiflick-hansi-flick-mad-hansi-flick-angry-hansi-flick-barça-gif-16754289920091099957

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[dapper dagger]

we are too good

[dapper dagger]

shocker, Gavira deeper is infinitely better than doing 10 shifts

[west iris]

Psg owner purchased malaga for 100m💀 malaga now a oil club

[final bloom]

10 shifts?

[final bloom]

atleast they will be back in laliga

[pine sundial]

https://x.com/Pxxdwskiii/status/1905378885631410673?t=i22wlPzKSwPze5Vxk4lRLg&s=33

` (@Pxxdwskiii) on X

43 G/A in 40 starts this season.

X · Mar 27, 2025, 9:58 PM

[final bloom]

how is he doing this

[pine sundial]

Tap ins

[final bloom]

he barely keeps the ball

our midfield and wingers are to good

[pine sundial]

He should be having 60 g/a if he was finishing Pedri chances

[safe lynx]

40 tap ins

crazy

[final bloom]

yup

lewa doesnt have one goal outside the box

[real hull]

Literally has one against Madrid 😭

[safe lynx]

so youre not even watching barca matches

just yap

[final bloom]

i forgor

he does have outside the box goals but not like the classic longs shoots

[final bloom]

he isnt as good this season this is the truth

[safe lynx]

he is 36 years old

hard to be

but better that last season

and it isnt over yet and he has good matches

[pine frost]

barca robbing once again 😭

[final bloom]

has more bad matches then good

[final bloom]

i agree

love lewa

especially in his prime

[safe lynx]

btw ferran missed 2 big chances or more this match

[final bloom]

top 3 st of our gen

[final bloom]

he always does when he starts

we need a new st

[safe lynx]

yeah

[final bloom]

ferran from the bench with his pressing and runs is a key squad player

lewa will leave as a legend

[onyx pendant]

they still have less wins than Paris

[final bloom]

with 100 plus goals

[final bloom]

paris fc?

[onyx pendant]

Paris Saint-Germain

in their last 21 games, Paris has 19 wins

which is a higher win ratio than Barça

our only loss is vs Liverpool

and we got robbed

[final bloom]

yes playing against asse and brest

[onyx pendant]

playing vs Leganes and Osasuna

[grand rivet]

Against Le Havre and St Brieuc 💔

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/optajose/status/1905375748463919325?s=46

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

75% - Hans-Dieter Flick 🇩🇪 has won 33 of his 44 games for @FCBarcelona in all competitions, equalling Tito Vilanova (75%). Of the managers with 10+ Barcelona's games, only Luis Enrique (76.24%) has a better percentage than the German. Star

#Barcelona ❤💙
#barcelonaosasuna

X · Mar 27, 2025, 9:45 PM

[final bloom]

any big team can do that

[onyx pendant]

Osasuna ain't better than Brest @final bloom

[final bloom]

leganes is a decent team

[grand rivet]

Paris games in coupe de France 😭

[onyx pendant]

no

[grand rivet]

All are 4th division teams

[onyx pendant]

we also played vs Man City

Stuttgart

Liverpool

[final bloom]

we lost cuz of our roatations

[final bloom]

man city lol

[onyx pendant]

we have less players in our rotation

[final bloom]

fair point

[onyx pendant]

we're just better than you

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/optajose/status/1905381341719347518?s=46

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

+3 - Only three teams in the 21st century have claimed @LaLiga Champions with a +3-points over the leader with 10 games remaining: Atlético de Madrid in 2014 (three points), Real Madrid in 2007 (five), and Valencia in 2004 (four). Challenge

#LaLigaEASports

X · Mar 27, 2025, 10:08 PM

[final bloom]

laliga is much more physical league

[onyx pendant]

maybe but not that much better

[final bloom]

and no way paris got less roatations then barca

[onyx pendant]

the top 4 teams are better than the top 4 ligue 1 teams

[final bloom]

its is muchh better

[onyx pendant]

we have 23 players

including 3 goalkeepers

and 2 injured players

[final bloom]

how many european cups ligue 1 has

[onyx pendant]

we have 18 players

[pine sundial]

Fr bro im tired of this ffs

[dapper dagger]

would love to destroy you in a final but you won't even reach it so you can celebrate the 2-3 domestic cups you win every year, stop trying to force a rivalry, we don't know you

[onyx pendant]

I'm talkingabout right now

[pine sundial]

👍

[final bloom]

yes how many yall got rn

[onyx pendant]

@final bloom the european cups are for the top teams

like the top 4 or top 5 teams of the league

[final bloom]

yes and psg aint one glad we agree

[onyx pendant]

I'm talking about the average level

[dapper dagger]

psg is a poor man's Barcelona without unicorns, this is why this team won't ever win a UCL

[onyx pendant]

the average level is the same in Ligue 1 and Liga

look at osasuna today

[final bloom]

tbh psg is just barca with oil

[onyx pendant]

3 defenders

at the exact same place

[onyx pendant]

XDDDD

[onyx pendant]

YOU PAY 45 MILLIONS A YEAR FOR LEWAN AND FDJ AND YOU'RE TALKING

what a shame

[final bloom]

yall current best player played in barca your manager was from barca

[harsh sonnet]

Barca won? Today was a good day

[dapper dagger]

at least talk here if you know what you're saying, microanalysing handpicked games and making conclusions, you're just another casual

[woeful oracle]

BRO YALL HAD MESSI

[final bloom]

yall bdor winner is from la masia

[onyx pendant]

our most paid player doesn't gain even the third of Lewan's salary

[onyx pendant]

it's the same every game

against Valencia it was the same

a lot of mistakes

againt Real Sociedad

the same

[final bloom]

who is yall most paid player

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos

15 millions/year

3times less than FDJ and Lewan

[final bloom]

and who is marquinhios compared to lewa

[onyx pendant]

we got Dembélé

Vitinha

Fabian Ruiz

Hakimi

[dapper dagger]

the average ligue 1 team is infinitely worse than the average laliga team despite the fact that you spend more money than us

[dapper dagger]

poor man's pedri

[shut belfry]

HOLA

[onyx pendant]

Ligue 1 has less money than laliga

[dapper dagger]

poor man's FDJ

[onyx pendant]

but you don't know what you're talking about

[onyx pendant]

Fabian ruiz is better than FDJ

[shut belfry]

PSG is basically a poor man’s barca

[shut belfry]

😂😂😂

[dapper dagger]

pree league spending outside of the top 3

[final bloom]

your this statement moved me

[dapper dagger]

and come back to me

[final bloom]

wait what fdj outplayed spain midfeild

[dapper dagger]

massive casual

[onyx pendant]

Rodrigo was not there

that's why

with Rodrigo it wouldn't have been the same

he's injured

[grand rivet]

That's not ridiculous to say that

[dapper dagger]

i honestly like PSG, still won't ucls, your good form is a massive dembele overperformance

you have no real unicorns in your club

[onyx pendant]

nah

[final bloom]

rodri isnt a paris player is he now?

[onyx pendant]

I'm talking about Spain my man

[grand rivet]

Fabian Ruiz is better than dj rn tbh

[dapper dagger]

refusing stats because they don't back your agenda

[shut belfry]

Copying his rage bait is a new LOOOW

[final bloom]

no not even close

[dapper dagger]

PSG's good form can genuinely be reduced to a massive xG overperformance from dembele

[onyx pendant]

Dembélé is amazing but we're not good only thanks to him

that's lying

[grand rivet]

De jong hospital fc highlights 🔥

[dapper dagger]

you don't create that much despite the fact that you play with technical shadow strikers

[onyx pendant]

man

plz

stop talking

[dapper dagger]

read what i said maybe

[grand rivet]

Bro is worse than Dembélé

[onyx pendant]

watch games and shut up

you really don't know what you're talking about

[onyx pendant]

have you ever watched one PSG game ?

just one ?

[final bloom]

and now you will say vitinha is better then pedri joa neves is better then olmo ?

[onyx pendant]

to say that you really need to be ignorant

[final bloom]

delusion

[grand rivet]

Pedri > Vitinha.
Joao Neves > Olmo ofc

[onyx pendant]

João Neves and Olmo have nothing in comon

João Neves is the goat

he's goated

Hakimi is better than Koundé

[dapper dagger]

i watch yous almost every week. Great fluid football with technical players; still you don't even create half of what we create despite playing without a 9.

[grand rivet]

People haven't seen Joao Neves level yet

[dapper dagger]

our system is just superior & we have better players

objectively better

[onyx pendant]

you play in a farmer's league bruh
us too but the teams bring the bus in Ligue 1

more than in laliga

our farmers have busses

your farmers have open spaces

[dapper dagger]

park the bus arguement against a guy supporting a laliga club, you are clueless

you have never watched laliga before and it shows

[onyx pendant]

in laliga it's like 50% of park the bus teams

in Ligue 1 it's 80%

[final bloom]

what?

neves over olmo

[onyx pendant]

João Neves is goated

he da goat

[dapper dagger]

every single team parks the bus, whoever doesn't for whatever reason like madrid in the final, osasuna today, valencia the other day, will hold 5, 6 or 7

[grand rivet]

Did you even watch Joao Neves play ts szn

[onyx pendant]

Real Sociedad didn't

Osasuna didn't

[grand rivet]

I love Olmo but Neves clear

[onyx pendant]

Rayo Vallecano didn't

[final bloom]

yes you didnt watch olmo

[onyx pendant]

they don't have the same profile so it's hard to compare

Olmo is really good

[final bloom]

well olmo and neves are nothing alike

[onyx pendant]

he's amazing

[dapper dagger]

you are deadass never surviving the vallecas block, neither the getafe block, neither the mallorca block

you are gassing nantes blocks you are clueless

[final bloom]

hakimi is offensively better then kounde

[onyx pendant]

Nantes is a real block

[final bloom]

only

[onyx pendant]

a real one

like you've never seen

it's 11 - 0 - 0

that's their team

[dapper dagger]

go gas it in ligue 1 chat

[dapper dagger]

while laliga teams keep on winning trophies in europe

be it barcelona, be it madrid, be it atleti, be it athletic, be it villareal, be it valencia, we always win

[onyx pendant]

you forgot that you lost vs Monaco

[dapper dagger]

ligue 1 teams never do

[dapper dagger]

monaco's trophy

[final bloom]

paris aint a big team

[onyx pendant]

true though

[dapper dagger]

beat barcelona in the league stage with a man down since the 8th minute of the game away from home

big trophy for monaco

[onyx pendant]

for Barça fans, being a big team means having at least 3 UCL

so you may be right

in Barça fans' logic

[final bloom]

nope i never said that

[onyx pendant]

that's the barça fan logic

[dapper dagger]

just imagined "brest", "lille" winning european trophies and chuckled

[onyx pendant]

Lille are trash

[final bloom]

.

[dapper dagger]

PSG the only team constantly competing, rest are ass

[onyx pendant]

beat Atletico, Real Madrid, Feyenoord, AC Milan
all that to lose vs a washed Dortmund team

[final bloom]

european cups are for the big teams eh

[onyx pendant]

a win is a win

[grand rivet]

this match was rigged

[final bloom]

cool alkazam pfp tho

[grave glen]

We will prolly beat barca

[onyx pendant]

thank you

[onyx pendant]

I hope so

[final bloom]

and paris is a big team i was just taking the piss

[onyx pendant]

we'll meet in the finals

at least

[final bloom]

are you saying that to barca or dortumund

[grave glen]

we dont need hope from a psg fan

[grave glen]

Olmo is injured

[onyx pendant]

you can't even beat Leipzig and you think you're gonna beat barça

[grand rivet]

So😭

[grave glen]

Olmo will be out for the first leg

Easy win for us

wtf

[final bloom]

not with can playing as a cb

[grave glen]

my barca hatewatch was successful today

[grand rivet]

Olmo wouldn't have even played anyway

[grave glen]

hes better as a cb

[grave glen]

Who wud? Gavi? 😹

[onyx pendant]

Casado, Pedri, and the other one

I forgot the name

[final bloom]

when you got anton and couto in your defence he will seem good

[onyx pendant]

damn

who's the third midfielder again ?

pedri

[grave glen]

anton and couto dont start

[onyx pendant]

casado

and the last one

[grave glen]

fermin?

[final bloom]

fermin

[onyx pendant]

yeah

[grave glen]

LOL

FERMIN IS NOWHERE NEAR OLMO

WTFFF

[onyx pendant]

there's also frenkie de jong

[final bloom]

olmo will prob play in 2nd half

[onyx pendant]

we have the 2nd best midfield in Europe behind Barça

and the best defense in Europe

[grave glen]

in westfalenstadion

[grand rivet]

??

[onyx pendant]

above Barça

[grave glen]

ask the psg fan what happened there @final bloom

[dapper dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341526813159067712/1350897851789475951/ezgif-66cb134d9f4e4c.gif

[grand rivet]

people who think that Olmo brings something to Barça😭😭

[grave glen]

marquinhos looks like a fraud in that backline 😹

[dapper dagger]

you don't even have a top 3 defense in the world

move man

[final bloom]

we defeated madrid bayern without olmo

lol

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos is top 3 best CB in the world

I'm not exaggerating

he didn't do a single mistake this season

[dapper dagger]

according to who

[onyx pendant]

except vs Liverpool

[grand rivet]

If I had been a Barça supporter I would have said the same thing

[onyx pendant]

just one yellow card

[final bloom]

nope bro he is a fraud in big games

[grave glen]

Olmo was subbed on vs Madrid and made an immediate impact

[onyx pendant]

he really is doing the best season of his life

he's on the same level that Thiago Silva once had

[grand rivet]

I'm not with you anymore😭😭😭

[onyx pendant]

amazing

[final bloom]

subbed on when like 4 0

[dapper dagger]

Upamecano, Pau Cubarsi, Inigo Martinez are the 3 best centre backs this season, isn't close either

[grave glen]

we have the best cb itw

[onyx pendant]

who ?

Schlotterbeck ?

[grave glen]

not in the la liga game

[dapper dagger]

VVD the closest one to sneak in

[grave glen]

yes

[grand rivet]

Hospital fc prime 🔥

[final bloom]

bruski can is playing a cb for you

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos + Pacho is amazing
I'm not even talking about the GOAT

Hakimi

the GOAT !

🐐

[grave glen]

better than araujo

[grand rivet]

Schlotterbeck is not even better than oriol romeu rn😭

[grave glen]

ragebait is crazy

[grand rivet]

Why marquinhos

[final bloom]

and your rb has a name of a pirate

[grand rivet]

Mate

You literally

Got

[grave glen]

Ryerson is the goat

[grand rivet]

Hernandez

And Kimpembe

Zague too

[onyx pendant]

huh ?

wtf ?

[final bloom]

na i meant the lb

[onyx pendant]

Kimpembe's been injured the whole season

and the season before

and the season before

[grave glen]

Svensson is the goat

[onyx pendant]

he has played 2 games in 2 years

what are you talking about

[grand rivet]

You got beraldo too

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos is better than Beraldo

what are you talking about

[grand rivet]

but he is no longer injured

[onyx pendant]

he is no longer good

we cannot trust him

[final bloom]

bensibeniei

[grand rivet]

Did you even watch him to say that

[onyx pendant]

tell me one time where Marquinhos didn't play well

[onyx pendant]

vs Le Mans

[grave glen]

bensebaini is the goat

[grand rivet]

he always had the mentality of a true captain

[final bloom]

brazil vs arg

[grand rivet]

First game 💔

[onyx pendant]

that was Marquinhos's worst game of the season

[grave glen]

bensebaini has good g/a ratio for a fb

[grand rivet]

that doesn't prove everything

[onyx pendant]

and he wasn't even that bad

[final bloom]

thats why your 11th

[grave glen]

but bensebaini doesnt start anymore tbh

[final bloom]

he was shit

[grave glen]

and what is pakistan's rank in asia?

[onyx pendant]

idc about Brazil
In Paris he's amazing

[final bloom]

pause

[grand rivet]

Was about to react but saw you autoreacting

[final bloom]

i am not from pakistan i am from argentina

trust me bro

[grave glen]

I don't need ur reactions of pity

[final bloom]

my name is lionel di maria

[grand rivet]

Barca fans when they got 1% latino percentage on a dna test🔥

[final bloom]

yessir

i am messis 1453455543222273th cousin

[final bloom]

he fumbles in big games

[onyx pendant]

we'll see vs Aston Villa

if he fumbles

[final bloom]

vvd inigo bastoni are top 3 in my book

[final bloom]

althou pacho is great

good signing by paris

[onyx pendant]

our second best defender

he's really good

[final bloom]

saliba gabriel hummels rudiger arent the same level as previous season

[onyx pendant]

not as good as Marquinhos because he made more mistakes

but really good

[onyx pendant]

yeah

that's why I say Marquinhos is top 3

[final bloom]

yup vs liverpool he was decent

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos's game vs Liverpool was his worst of the season

like Hakimi

Hakimi is the best RB in the world

[final bloom]

hakimi i agree is top 3 rb

[onyx pendant]

he's better than Koundé

[final bloom]

nuno is the best lb

[onyx pendant]

Baldé is better no ?

[final bloom]

he isnt defnesively as good as kounde

[final bloom]

nuno is defensively so good

[onyx pendant]

Marquinhos does 90% of the job but if you ask Hakimi to defend he does it well

[onyx pendant]

before the game vs Liverpool Nuno Mendes was quite criticized for his lack of concentration

he didn't focus the whole game

[dapper dagger]

judging how good a defender is on individual mistakes

lol

[onyx pendant]

that's logical

[final bloom]

nah i always see him preformin in euros to

[dapper dagger]

it's lazy analysis

[onyx pendant]

you don't judge a defender the same way you judge a forward

you judge his mistakes

[final bloom]

vs denmark to

[onyx pendant]

every coach says that

[dapper dagger]

Upemacano is probably the best CB in the world and he has a bozo moment every time the lights are bright

[onyx pendant]

that's true

Upamecano is goated

[final bloom]

yes upa does that to

in big games

he was class for france

in wc

[onyx pendant]

he's the best defender we've had

[final bloom]

wc final to

[final bloom]

yes very great

vs barca he fumbled bad

[onyx pendant]

there are Varane, William Gallas, Lillian Thuram

but Upamecano

for France

[final bloom]

vs city was one of his worst games

[onyx pendant]

nobody is better than that

Upamecano has 14 clean sheets with 17 games

in France

[grave glen]

Ref: you shall not miss this penalty, retake it!!! @grave glen

[onyx pendant]

and we have 0 clean sheet without him

[onyx pendant]

the game was rigged

[final bloom]

0 shots on target by osanusua

[onyx pendant]

(just kidding)

[onyx pendant]

farmer's league

[final bloom]

so barca farms madrid

[onyx pendant]

yeah

I never said Madrid was better

[final bloom]

if yes then i agree

yes ok i agree then

bastoni is so good

[onyx pendant]

Madrid is my 2nd favorite club

[final bloom]

every ftbl fan ever

[real hull]

I thank god everyday for making me able to see things 🙏

[onyx pendant]

@dapper dagger @final bloom just a question. In their prime, who is better ?
Ronaldo||R9||, Messi or Maradona ?

tough question

[final bloom]

didnt see maradonna

[real hull]

Why hide r9😭

[grave glen]

What did you see this time

[grave glen]

r9

[grave glen]

😹

[fresh jasper]

Thank. Good we won

[onyx pendant]

because the real Ronaldo is R9

[final bloom]

didnt see r9

so i cant judge

[grave glen]

varca back at it again

[onyx pendant]

but if I say Ronaldo directly people don't understand

so I say Ronaldo||R9||

[fresh jasper]

Who is Ronaldo

[real hull]

Barca masterclass and another olmo “im made of glass” moment

[onyx pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-nazario-real-madrid-dancing-gif-16140566540106466315

[dapper dagger]

i didn't get to watch ronaldo & maradona b

[final bloom]

why do you have a chelsea and roma player on your pfp

[final bloom]

same

so cant judge

[grand rivet]

Dortmund is so ass ong

[final bloom]

but most people say messi is better

[grand rivet]

11th in bundesliga😭

[fresh jasper]

Guys did you notice that us Barcelona didn’t lose this season ?

[grave glen]

future ballon d'or winner and greatest cb itw

[final bloom]

we lost 5 times

[grand rivet]

They call me 007* and bench tryharder

[final bloom]

chelsea are gonna pay 25m to not sign sancho

[fresh jasper]

I meant when we started and yeah but now we stopped losing

[real hull]

Own

[final bloom]

we locked in

[grave glen]

its 5M

[fresh jasper]

Yeah

[grave glen]

ask @onyx pendant about him im sure he'll give u a good answer

[final bloom]

yes imagine paying em not to sign you

[grave glen]

its normal

My girl rejected me before as well but then I found a better replacement

[final bloom]

yes for bad players

[grave glen]

🤡

[grand rivet]

Dont even know why hummels was on the top 30 bd list

[grave glen]

hes better than yamal

[grave glen]

u watched cl with ur eyes closed didnt u

[fresh jasper]

I mean look at the matches they score on us and then we come back so that so good

[grand rivet]

Two matchs wonder 🔥

[onyx pendant]

his performance vs Paris

[grand rivet]

Where was hummels during Bundesliga gamee

[final bloom]

ok

[grand rivet]

🔥🔥🔥

[fresh jasper]

Rafa and yamal are the best

[grave glen]

all time

[tranquil ridge]

Man shut the fuck up

[grave glen]

Sancho and Hummels made PSG look like lil kitties

[fresh jasper]

U shut it

[final bloom]

dortumund attack is better

[tranquil ridge]

Nu uh u shut it

[real hull]

Chill….

[final bloom]

then barca

[fresh jasper]

U

[final bloom]

athletic

[tranquil ridge]

He's my cousin don't worry

[tranquil ridge]

No u

[real hull]

Oh alr😭

[fresh jasper]

Wym ?

[tranquil ridge]

11th in the league

[fresh jasper]

No u

[final bloom]

yes barca athletic is also mid table

[fresh jasper]

Fan of what are you ?

[final bloom]

fan of barca i am

[tranquil ridge]

Bro he has barça in his name quit acting dumb idot

[grave glen]

Yes

[grave glen]

Always

[fresh jasper]

Well that’s good bcz I hate Real Madrid

[final bloom]

i dont hate madrid

[grave glen]

?

[tranquil ridge]

Barça fans hate Madrid more than they love barça

Hate us cuz they ain't us

[real hull]

What

[final bloom]

i think we shouldnt hate small clubs

[real hull]

Holy cook

[fresh jasper]

Just imagine if we lost the will be a shame bc

[final bloom]

yamal only scores against small clubs to

[fresh jasper]

I love barca more then Real Madrid

[tranquil ridge]

Yeah and you hate Madrid more than you love barça 🗿

[final bloom]

atletico madrid are an underrated team

we dont hate it

[fresh jasper]

Nah

[real hull]

😭

[tranquil ridge]

There's still a chance

[final bloom]

i have always been good in taking the piss

[fresh jasper]

Nope only in your dreams

[shut belfry]

But…

[real hull]

Crazy how we made yall think we fumbled the league 😭😭

[shut belfry]

It’s the reality

[tranquil ridge]

Bro just shut it stop talking for good

[edgy river]

We wanted it to make it interesting

[grand rivet]

3 points 🔥🔥

[tranquil ridge]

U fr gonna update yamal's G/A every time he scores?

[shut belfry]

Nana what’s her @

[fresh jasper]

It matters

[real hull]

Even 1 pt can win u the league btw

[fresh jasper]

U shut it

[edgy river]

Well as u can see ye no shit

[shut belfry]

It gets tiring innit

[tranquil ridge]

Fr

Why is the entire chat just barça fans

[real hull]

What is u tryna cook

[shut belfry]

Cause we’re the biggest club itw?

Pretty clear

[shut belfry]

Just want the @ that’s all

[real hull]

Dunno maybe cus of barca match

[shut belfry]

Attractive Asian baddie

[tranquil ridge]

I swear a year ago you couldn't find one barça fan now they're everywhere

[tranquil ridge]

Who says that's her 💀

[real hull]

Yhyh I can smell da cap😭

[shut belfry]

??? Ik it’s not her u donut

[grave glen]

fr

[shut belfry]

That’s why I asked for the @

[tranquil ridge]

I'm not a donut :(

[shut belfry]

That seems to be the case for u now ngl

[shut belfry]

Ur not

But sometimes u can be

And that’s ok

[real hull]

Yh

[edgy river]

What in the yap

😭😭

[real hull]

He moving like pelo sometimes

Isnt he

[tranquil ridge]

Ye cuz unlike these unloyal barça fans I stay when my club loses

[shut belfry]

No one moves as low as pelo doggy

He’s now a child’s dog

[real hull]

Yh ur right

[shut belfry]

Imagine the scenes

[edgy river]

Velo is everyone dog at this point

Is kinda sad

[real hull]

He knows he cant cook a bet but he still does that

[shut belfry]

Ughhhh how traumatic😩😩 ur sooo loyal for sticking with that club!!!

That club is suffering sooo much!!

So much suffering oh god

[mint plaza]

Ik man

[edgy river]

Ermmm

[mint plaza]

Being a rma fan is so hard

[edgy river]

How do we tell him

😭😭

[shut belfry]

Worse than United!!

I feel bad for u vardrid fans

[tranquil ridge]

I'm a united fan as well 👽

[real hull]

Oh ronaldo fan detected

[shut belfry]

United bootylicks Madrid everyday so makes sense

[edgy river]

I mean every united fan suck on madrid fans

So it could be a united fan or a madrid fan

[grand rivet]

⚠️⚠️⚠️

[shut belfry]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1905398271033434417?s=46&t=mEnSyvzgKeM3xw-cv1ECFg

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

‼️Hansi Flick: "Pedri is amazing to me. I've said it before, to me he's the best midfielder in the world right now, and he shows it every match."

X · Mar 27, 2025, 11:15 PM

[shut belfry]

Beli riders close ur eyes

This is graphic content

[edgy river]

Ah oh the beli fan girls will come at u now

[real hull]

https://x.com/yashrmfc/status/1905361398764634604?s=46&t=KppbUmum0aHpVhzjh7IRFA

Dr Yash  (@YashRMFC) on X

Barcelona got to retake the penalty, but Real Madrid did not, for the same incident. Most corrupt league itw

X · Mar 27, 2025, 8:48 PM

More tears holyyy

Whose gonna tell blud that belli missed it by hitting the post 😭

And it counts as off target

[grave glen]

If it hits the post then the rules change accordingly

[grave glen]

Have you been hitting the wine bottle or something

Wtf are you talking about

Anyways, Dr Yash and John Honesty tears are always a 5 star meal for me

[real hull]

Thats u ig cus u cant even read somehow

I literally told u that I saw barca masterclass and another olmo “im made of glass” moment

[grave glen]

@grave glen

Do you know wtf he's on about

[real hull]

And u replied with “?” as if ur iq so to low to understand it

[real hull]

John honesty might actually be the biggest fraud of X

[grave glen]

Unfortunately mikey

I cannot reply the way I would

But out of all barca fans here

[grave glen]

John Honesty is a different breed of person

I rate you the lowest

Let's keep it at that

[real hull]

As if I care

Lmao

[tranquil cairn]

dr yash is a mentally ill person seriously

[grave glen]

And that other user with a cr7 pfp, quite popular too I forgot his name

[edgy river]

Assnei is top 3 I say

[grave glen]

You do care you're the most sensitive guy I know lmao

[real hull]

Guys he called me “sensitive”💔😔

Its over

[shut belfry]

Why do u always go running back to him for help is he ur daddy

[edgy river]

😭😭

[shut belfry]

Who is this guy to you

[real hull]

Im ending it all

Was nice meeting yall

[tranquil cairn]

aww man

[edgy river]

😔😔

[real hull]

Fuckin read it as “diddy”

😭😭

[grave glen]

I need help understanding wtf mikey is speaking ab

[shut belfry]

I can’t wait to see vini give us a comedy show

My fav little comedian

[edgy river]

My fav cry baby

[real hull]

Ngl he sometimes posts some funny shits even when its against barca

[grave glen]

You're not spanish are you

[final bloom]

villi

[shut belfry]

Why are u playing the race card?

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[grave glen]

Ill take that as a no then

[shut belfry]

Yh im not Spanish

So what

[grave glen]

So why visca catalunya then

Why do you care

[shut belfry]

Cause I love the location of my club

Anything about my club I love

What’s the problem here

Why do you like Madrid?

Why do u care tho

Stupid questions

[grave glen]

I just asked you a normal question why do you feel attacked

[final bloom]

whats wrong in saying visca catalunya

lol

[shut belfry]

Cause u tried playing the race card

[grave glen]

I didn't say it was wrong did I

[grave glen]

??

I didn't play any race card

Mate are you okay

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something 😂

Perfectly normal question

[shut belfry]

Why did u ask “ur not Spanish are you”

[grave glen]

Cos I wanted to

[shut belfry]

There’s a motive that we both know

But ur tryna act dumb

[grave glen]

Spill it

[shut belfry]

Which u are to b frank

[grave glen]

Whats the motive

Whats the motive

[shut belfry]

Rather keep it to myself and be sensible

[grave glen]

That's what I thought

[shut belfry]

But ik what ur motive is and everyone else in this server knows what ur motive was behind that silly question

But keep acting dumb

[grave glen]

Whats the motive then

Say it

[tranquil cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-pedro-gonzalez-pedri-memes-gif-2738791584073907372

[final bloom]

who did you nuke

[jolly panther]

But when real madrid or ancelotti say this according to a specific fan base "they are crying"

I agree with koundè though

[pale ore]

Fact🥀

[grave glen]

You know

It would favour us to do as much games as possible

Cos we would all collectively suffer

All clubs

But since we have amazing depth it would give us an advantage

😂

[dapper dagger]

you deadass have the thinnest squad in the league

[worthy dirge]

@final bloom Bellingham>pedri

https://tenor.com/view/bellingham-bellingham-real-madrid-bellingham-celebration-real-madrid-jude-bellingham-gif-10634001475735345525

This season

As a football player

(Watch my pings get jumped)

[grave glen]

We have the highest quality squad tho only city comes close

But city sucks rn

[dapper dagger]

What quality mate

Lucas vasquez & mendy are starters

[polar mural]

TAA Gonna play midfield

[median jolt]

some southgate bullshit

[polar mural]

Bro can’t defend. It’s a neuer moment

But neuer could actually goalkeep

[pale ore]

ardas never playing😭

[median jolt]

and harry kane is a cdm

https://tenor.com/view/lurk-peek-sneak-george-clooney-gif-17585314

[polar mural]

Needs anothy

[polar mural]

The goat I wished he stayed a goalkeeper he probably would of won more trophies by now

[median jolt]

well he might win his first league this season

unless bayern bottle

[grave glen]

Soon

[polar mural]

He will get injured and not have enough starts to qualify for a winners medal lol

[median jolt]

how many starts are enough

a minimum of 5 appearances? or around like 20s

[polar mural]

Idk I was joking lol

I think it is 5 or more

[median jolt]

yea

newcastle have won a trophy after 70 years against liverpool so at this point kane might get his first title ever

[polar mural]

Liverpool felt so bad

They just handed it to them

Also oil money

[median jolt]

oil money sure but let's be honest newcastle play very very well

eddie howe is a good coach

[proven wraith]

Newcastle fully outplayed them

[pale ore]

🥀

Pissman

@dapper jay

[median jolt]

yeah

[half sluice]

oh hey you play aswell

[median jolt]

the chiesa goal was for false hope

[half sluice]

lucky ahh

[proven wraith]

Looks like Malaga getting investments

[polar mural]

FIFA mobile 100+ ratings

[pine sundial]

Just clocked Barcelona have been runners-up more than they have won la liga 😭

[half sluice]

107 is like the best one

[pine sundial]

2nd place fc

[grave glen]

😂

[median jolt]

that belongs to arsenal more

[half sluice]

so can we call them bottlecelona yet

[pine sundial]

Yup

[pine sundial]

In epl yes but la liga its barca

And they say they're owners of La Liga 😂😂

[real hull]

Cooking ur own team

Football is dead

🕊️

[pine sundial]

Atletico is my team

[grave glen]

trolling

[pine sundial]

Barca? Hell nah 😂

[pine sundial]

Its facts

[pine sundial]

Trolling

[grave glen]

😭😭🥀

[polar mural]

Mbappe speed

[real hull]

Blud thinks we don’t know 😭

[half sluice]

bale

[grave glen]

pushing alvarez dor agenda as if he didnt spend months propping disney smh 🙄

[real hull]

Fr lmao

[grave glen]

but either way hes on the losing end cuz its all raphinhas

hopefully

[real hull]

Rn he is leading the race

With salah and mbappe behind

More like only mbappe

😭

[median jolt]

some prop for brazil

[grave glen]

yeah

we couldve had vini and raph back to back

but noooooo

[polar mural]

Giroud speed

[half sluice]

lewa speed

giroud is like the player I used with like the least pace for a special card

[median jolt]

tell me one person who expected rodri to lift it

unless it's his team mates

[grave glen]

the journalists

well not even

[half sluice]

I can't tell if the rodri thing was still a robbery

[grave glen]

but its a pr award either way

doesnt mean i wouldnt want a brasilian to win it but the voting criteria almost seems optional atp with the way some journalists vote

[pine sundial]

I know most of the journalist, they said they're picking Alvarez

[median jolt]

it's with whatever is trending

[grave glen]

ur gonna be in for a SHOCK

[median jolt]

alvarez is great but rest man

[grave glen]

raph is gonna kiss that dor trophy as alvarez watches

[half sluice]

there is like a 100% chance raphinha wins the trophy if he wins the ucl for some reason

[grave glen]

yeah

but thatd mean barca would have to win the ucl

and i would rather that not happen

[pale ore]

Alvarez deadass going Trophyless

[dapper jay]

Goatmann

https://tenor.com/view/griezmann-grizi-funny-cake-france-gif-7428457

[pale ore]

Trashman

[grave glen]

2 strikes for trolling

kidding ofc

[pale ore]

Im blind,im deaf i wanna be var

[grave glen]

staff disrespect too…

smh

[real hull]

Packwatch

[pale ore]

Fake staff🥀

[real hull]

More like newest one

[grave glen]

yeah

dont sleep on me or else 🤞🤞

[foggy cape]

[grave glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599309266662195230/1347225729233977425/IMG_6619.gif

[real hull]

Perfect timing

[pale ore]

My new 107 griezzman can pack up your team

Put the fries in the bag bro🥀

[polar mural]

FIFA

Can’t wait to pack greizmann next year

And the year after

[pale ore]

@grave glen yooo thats smoking ban this ref

[grave glen]

ok i banned him

ur welcome

[pale ore]

Yessirrrr

[polar mural]

FIFA 15 mobile was the only goated fifa game where they let fifa 16 players with fifa 15 players into the game just a name change

[real hull]

Noooooo pick 💔

[pale ore]

Pick🥀

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-stop-fighting-pain-ouch-gif-26624401

[dapper jay]

kick

[grand rivet]

Fifa mobile in the big 25😭

[real hull]

WHAT

Nahhhh

Ur luck is insane

[dapper jay]

[polar mural]

The goat

Fernado Torres regen

Even was gifted with the same name

[real hull]

??

[median jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-bird-rain-beautiful-gif-18429868

[polar mural]

FIFA

Regens

[real hull]

Ohh

[pine sundial]

True I agree

What team you support btw

Tears this dude really bashing his own league

Ngl I would be mad too if my team has more runners up than winners

[dapper jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-cole-palmer-try-not-to-laugh-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-13958077221037801219

[polar mural]

Chippy chips

[sudden garnet]

Better than Premier League

[polar mural]

Second division is more interesting than la liga

[sudden garnet]

lol prem is so boring to watch

[polar mural]

Better than la liga

[sudden garnet]

cap

[viral grail]

and how is la liga better than the prem

[tropic zenith]

I don't think so

[polar mural]

It’s reality

Spurs are more talked about than athletico Madrid

[slow shard]

Farmer league

Some guy said top 3 la liga >>>>> top 6 epl

[vague cairn]

LaLiga might be the most entertaining + competitive league atm

[vague cairn]

and its true

[west iris]

Its the 2nd most watched league in the world after Premier league

[hazy mulch]

Setup your profile. Type /set_profile in #bot-sandbox https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757224424717156396/1350544274541908008/Screenshot_20250315_210028_Discord.jpg?ex=67dfb19e&is=67de601e&hm=a259dced58913f69d34417c26f927ff90504c271338fa3edc54d00b58cf53150&

[sudden garnet]

A 3rd place Atleti would wipe the floor with 1st place Liverpool lol

[silent fiber]

Hey

[sleek echo]

Cause it’s harder

Prem is just more entertaining

[sleek echo]

Definitely

[weary depot]

motm awards this season:

Pedri: 8
Yamal: 8
Raphinha: 8

[onyx pendant]

por eso

pienso que este equipo seria mejora que el equipo actual

porque tenemos una defensa povre

los laterales como Lucas Vasquez o Fran Garcia no saben defender suficientemente bien

[grave glen]

huijsen is not confirmed mate

[grave glen]

yamal or pedri could be in the top 10 list with the most MOTMs in a single season (top 5 leagues)

..nvm

yeah i dont think anyone is getting near that

except if yamal or pedri performed too good

[edgy river]

https://x.com/Pxxdressi/status/1905376035694051827?t=F-hY__Z1UMx2o4OhuU3JBg&s=19

. (@Pxxdressi) on X

Only 10 G/A away from Vinis “ballon dor” season while playing 2000 min less 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

X · Mar 27, 2025, 9:47 PM

[edgy river]

@topaz crypt

[weary depot]

if we reach the final of all comps

we'd play 17 more games

Pedri needs 10 motms in 17 games to equal 13/14 Messi

Pedri has 8 motm awards in his last 18 club games

[grave glen]

kinda hard to achieve

[weary depot]

he needs 6 to equal Nkunku

[weary depot]

who has the most motms this season?

[grave glen]

salah i think

[weary depot]

cuz that pic is the most motms in a season

[olive harbor]

Daym no vini.(altough perfect chemistry)

🤍

[pine sundial]

Looks good

Avenger team

Swap Rodrygo with Alvarez and thst team is unstoppable

[onyx pendant]

Alvarez won't come

[pine sundial]

Yes he would hes a world cup winner

[weary depot]

😭

[left quiver]

if barcelona wins the cl pedri wins the bdor

[weary depot]

all in for it

[grand rivet]

😭

[topaz crypt]

Pedri fans are so delusional

[dapper dagger]

damn

we actually run the league

[foggy cape]

💀😭😭

[unreal veldt]

Well Ancelotti has to go to court

[proven peak]

Yo

[foggy cape]

?

[slender olive]

wtf

https://x.com/athleticroars/status/1905186400984531210?s=46&t=G_mimiOmYpc-YVELG56hcw

Athletic Roars (@athleticroars) on X

🎸 Ernesto Valverde loves to play some nice rock & roll!

X · Mar 27, 2025, 9:13 AM

Most random thing I saw today

@cloud sparrow

[onyx pendant]

https://youtu.be/UYixCDUTB0k

[unreal veldt]

https://x.com/madriduniversal/status/1905545687825064189?s=46&t=cCIOGmkTgk74d1aYgvm8zw

Madrid Universal (@MadridUniversal) on X

Carlo Ancelotti's trial for two tax crimes will take place on April 2.

— @relevo

X · Mar 28, 2025, 9:01 AM

[foggy cape]

Tax crimes eh

[weary depot]

a club with criminals

[foggy cape]

Messi Neymar

[unreal veldt]

State attorney demands 4 years 9 months lol

[weary depot]

they're special

they can be

[foggy cape]

Ain’t happening he would only be fined

[pale ore]

🥀

Ngl bro

Neymar should get his tax checked

😭

[weary depot]

he has too much money

[foggy cape]

Quite common for footballers who played in Spain to face Tax trails

[pale ore]

Yum

[pale ore]

Neymar seems like the guy to do it with or without beong a footballer

Gotta save for shoes

[fickle cairn]

I evade taxes lol

I’m just like that

[fickle cairn]

All of them except Dani Alves evaded taxes

[weary depot]

Dani Alves got released

[fickle cairn]

Why lol he’s a scumbag

[weary depot]

cuz he's innocent

[fickle cairn]

?????

[weary depot]

proven innocent

[earnest crag]

I knew it

[fickle cairn]

dawg 2 hours ago how was he proven innocent

[real hull]

💰💰

[grave glen]

he was acquitted

he wasnt proven innocent

[fickle cairn]

Why you barca fans lying

[grave glen]

I dont think it was a lie, they just dont get the difference between being acquitted and being proven innocent

[pine sundial]

They always lie

What do you expect from them

[grave glen]

I'm questioning if this shit is even a gimmick at this point

[pine sundial]

10-years without a ucl but Atletico fans are modest, respectful, and fair even though they get robbed

[pine sundial]

Its not a fucking gimmick

I've always been an atletico fan

[grave glen]

so you being a barca fan at one point was the gimmick then

[pine sundial]

Yup

[grave glen]

I see

[pine sundial]

Ngl if you noticed thats why I never glazed Pedri

[earnest crag]

bro was a barca fan few days ago

[pine sundial]

Nope

[earnest crag]

🙏

[pine sundial]

I was trolling