la-liga

[grave glen]

awful refs

what antony did is never a straight red

[quasi helm]

it was a shit tackle but never a red

imo

[grave glen]

well yeah

if he had a yellow and it was his second yellow sure

but a straight red for that is diabolical

[quasi helm]

but straight no way

[grave glen]

real madrid did this so they wouldnt have to face antony

fairs

[quasi helm]

he knocked my team out uecl with his aura😔

[pale ore]

Antony he probably dribbled pass the entire team and got the card for humiliation

[quasi helm]

hes too good

[eternal peak]

There scared to face his aura fr

[real hull]

Bluetooth tackle

[pale ore]

United dans ref

Guess we aint playing against ZA FOAT

GOAT

Betis without antony is just betis

[foggy cape]

[steel girder]

https://youtu.be/-9q5oM_nPXU?si=x_fsqQcrW0d1UG96

[sweet flax]

https://www.football-espana.net/2025/02/22/carlo-ancelotti-angry-real-madrid-hero-2024-exit

[foggy cape]

[sweet flax]

Mb gng

[pale ore]

Embed failed

[quaint briar]

cooked

[pine sundial]

Happy Birthday Hansi Flick

[quaint briar]

who's going to win the ucl?

[pine sundial]

Starts with B and we all love it

[pale ore]

Benfica?

[dense oxide]

I don’t know if ima die but the fire alarm just turned on in the middile night

https://tenor.com/view/golpista-osso-ovo-picanha-vaca-gif-7711109139068884147

[coral jetty]

Influencer Role

@pale ore

@nimble atlas have lost the influencer role

[pale ore]

HÂHHAHAH

I got the power

Im gonna change

Im never breaking rules again 😇

[quick flint]

ur so corny…..

[pale ore]

The only thing corny is a middle age woman in a discord football server

Seriously you should consider modding

Moding

[grave glen]

football is people of all ages moderators please warn this man for harrassment

[quick flint]

Brev im abt to get a job i ain’t modding on discord football

[pale ore]

Chill

Its just a joke

[grave glen]

im kidding

[pale ore]

We chillin

Bro im literally on my final strike

Dont joke like that😭

[grave glen]

better watch out then

[pale ore]

What do you need to mod anyway

Like

Show up once in a while?

[grave glen]

nah and they wouldnt warn u for that anyway

[pale ore]

Pretty sure mild insult is ok

[grave glen]

to get warned u usually gotta mess up bad

[quick flint]

hell nah man

im fine being a user

[pale ore]

Aight

How do i get my strikes down

I am NOT getting banned this year

[quick flint]

first leg of CDR is away in San Sebastián right

[grave glen]

every month u lose one punishment point

[pale ore]

Ye

Fr?

Aight imma behave now 😇

[grave glen]

yea

#server-info has the whole system laid out there

[dapper jay]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1893598030198079926?s=12

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨 Teams with the fewest goals conceded in the five major leagues this season:

16 - Atlético Madrid
18 - Getafe
19 - Bayern and Napoli
20 - PSG
21 - Athletic Club and Juventus

@ThePaPPod

X · Feb 23, 2025, 9:45 AM

Getafe man 🤣😭

[pale ore]

How does atletico still have the lowest gd in the 3 title racer

[sweet flax]

https://tenor.com/view/low-rank-shut-up-slap-gif-26286416

[pale ore]

Top 2%

[dapper jay]

Cholo ball

I’m still at 3%

[prisma iron]

@pale ore im on the naughty list now 😔

[pale ore]

Whys blud muted

[vestal orbit]

Looks like Bellingham gf woke up the wrong side of the bed.🤣🤣🤣

[pale ore]

Judes jawline

[forest tree]

I was ganna talk about tjis

[forest tree]

Hid mom isn't having it

[vestal orbit]

She can see that they didn't have a good time last night.

[forest tree]

💀

This is the 5th girl jude been reported with

In past 2 seasons

[lucid ruin]

[vestal orbit]

☠️

[forest tree]

Kim effect 💀

[pale ore]

Kim jong un?

[hardy token]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1893963189986980271?s=46&t=_7CwJ1oh29R6X7WsSsgahg what a fall off

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🇧🇷 Palmeiras are advancing in talks to get Vitor Roque deal done.

Agreement done with Barcelona for €25m transfer fee plus 20% sell-on clause.

But there’s still some work to do on Real Betis side as loan included buy option and Betis have final say, waiting on green light.

X · Feb 24, 2025, 9:56 AM

[pulsar trail]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DGc7Cd6sBjM/?igsh=cTJodzJudjUyMWtm

liveherewego

🚨🤯 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆! La Liga president Javier Tebas: “Dani Olmo must 𝐧𝐨𝐭 finish the La Liga season with Barcelona, the rules are clear”.

“We have filed an appeal to revoke his registration”.

Likes

2563

Instagram

Nah seriously what is wrong with him

No league president says shit like tebas does

[worldly creek]

Hi

[grave glen]

H is the Goat

[pale ore]

Everyone asks antony for advice once in a while

No shake init

[narrow marsh]

he is a clown

[narrow marsh]

he left brazil just to go back within 2 years

fall off is more crazy than Adriano

[worthy dirge]

😭

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcatimes/status/1894007427911061653?s=46

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

Will you take a 'bus' to Barcelona tomorrow?

Simeone: “No, we will travel by a plane (laughs).” 😂

X · Feb 24, 2025, 12:52 PM

[grave glen]

He's so unserious

[bitter raven]

https://x.com/amacelona/status/1893959848523415906

Ama (@amacelona) on X

no way 😭😭

X · Feb 24, 2025, 9:43 AM

[full remnant]

.

[pulsar trail]

not happening lil guy

but happy brithday to flick

[earnest crag]

haters gonna say it's fake

[stuck vortex]

is there any chance antony’s red card will be deleted?

[foggy cape]

Unlikely

[weary depot]

look at their next game and tell me what u think

[kindred stag]

nope

[weary depot]

it'll be funny if Madrid loses when they are being helped

[pale ore]

Wym helped

[weary depot]

can't tell me the ref couldn't see it was a dive being in front of Antony

[pale ore]

Diabolical quality 😭

I think

His ankle

Barely flicked

The other dude

[weary depot]

sending off Antony for a tackle that didn't touch him

[grave glen]

[pale ore]

Antony is just too dangerous refs need to put him out for fairness

[grave glen]

The first thing I see when I join this server

damn

[weary depot]

watch it be a 1 game suspension just watch

honestly watch

[pale ore]

[grave glen]

antony doesnt need to be topic absolutely everywhere i look

i wake up to antony i go to sleep i see antony

[pale ore]

Antony rob your balondor?

[grave glen]

Pedri or Belligham (there's only one answer)

close race but i got the advantage because of suspension

[pale ore]

Bellingham

[real hull]

Musiala

[pale ore]

Dead debate tbf

Like they barely played

For like 2 seasonish

💀

[weary depot]

Romeu

[prisma charm]

depends

[pale ore]

Theres always a depend in every debate

[prisma charm]

ok then kroos or lampard?

[weary depot]

pedri clears both combined

[grave glen]

this has to be

the dumbest shit

[pale ore]

Look at the bane bro

[prisma charm]

sarcasm?

[weary depot]

Where's their golden boy

exactly

[pale ore]

Absolute pedri glaze 🍩

Crazy

[grave glen]

say what

[pale ore]

Ok so pogba=pedri?

Ngl pogbas better thf

[prisma charm]

who r u guys even comparing

[weary depot]

pogba < pedri

Pedri at least has a club to play for

[pale ore]

I know you were a glazer but not this bad

😭

[weary depot]

didn't need drugs to perform asw

[grave glen]

lil bro where's pedri's WC then

[prisma charm]

he is doing ragebait and u all are falling

[grave glen]

nah I'm having a laugh

[pale ore]

Falling?

Bro look at the name😭

[weary depot]

come back when pogba wins it without taking in substances

my starboy could never

[pale ore]

Crazy

[grave glen]

lil bro pedri has 5 trophies

[weary depot]

only club interested in Pogba is United 😂😂😂

[real hull]

Iniesta >> modric then??

[grave glen]

sure honestly, I think they're equal but could go either way

[pale ore]

Iniesta is rated higher

[real hull]

They both the same lol

[supple silo]

Hello 👋

[real hull]

Can’t compare em

[supple silo]

😔

[pale ore]

(Modeic carried so hard he win the ballondoreo)

[real hull]

Hi

[real hull]

Croatia team was good tbf

[pale ore]

It was a good team

But they were underdogs

[supple silo]

Hey 👋

[real hull]

Hi

[prisma charm]

r u promoting smth?

or scam

[supple silo]

What do you mean

[real hull]

Definitely

[weary depot]

easy debate win 🥱

[grave glen]

lil bro you won nothing

[prisma charm]

1/10 rage bait

[weary depot]

baited 2 ppl

higher than 1 tbf

[prisma charm]

9/10

[weary depot]

fair

[grave glen]

nah I ain't even baited tbf, I'm just wheezing

[weary depot]

that's what they say

[grave glen]

[weary depot]

when they get baited

[pale ore]

Valverde>> pedri

🤫

[grave glen]

true tbh

[prisma charm]

what do u guys even do here except rage baiting?

[grave glen]

dance

[weary depot]

Pedri can alr be considered the best midfielder oat

[pale ore]

Btw how much is barca even paying their people

[pale ore]

What

[grave glen]

lil bro my gif got deleted wtf

[pale ore]

You changed itw to oat😭

[weary depot]

robbing banks

[weary depot]

of all time

[pale ore]

Lies pedri cant dribble pass the spinosaurus

Pedris such a feaud

[weary depot]

no one did

🤓👆

[pale ore]

Everyone did

Smh bro

[weary depot]

proof

[proud zephyr]

Ah yes feaud

[pale ore]

Youre not an og football fan

[proud zephyr]

Pedri is truly a feaud

[green wasp]

Pedri is considered to be one of the best midfielder of this era but not the greatest tho

[proud zephyr]

not this era but the next

[pale ore]

Imagine not watching football before the common era

[weary depot]

he's the best player of all time

[proud zephyr]

this era is Iniesta, Modric and Xavi etc

[weary depot]

forget midfielder

best player

more golden boys than Ronaldo

[proud zephyr]

last era was zidane Kaka zico

[weary depot]

more Euros than Messi

[proud zephyr]

exactly bro

[weary depot]

my midfielder

[green wasp]

Messi plays in Argentina

[pale ore]

Wheres pedri ligue 1 title?

[proud zephyr]

omg bro

[green wasp]

How can you expect him to win euros

[pale ore]

🤫

Damj😭

[proud zephyr]

you are a different species of humans

[weary depot]

all I'm hearing are excuses

[pale ore]

Bro doesnt know the oldest joke in the book

[foggy cape]

[proud zephyr]

i dont think he was familiar with the game

Pedri>messi euros

[weary depot]

Pedri has more ga than Messi in ucl 24/25 than Messi in the last 2 seasons combined in the ucl

[proud zephyr]

Pedri> messi (goals in laliga this year)

[proud zephyr]

truly the greatest player of all tinme

[pale ore]

Petition to change yamal hair style

[proud zephyr]

nah he look good

[pale ore]

It looks like chinesw flying noodle

[proud zephyr]

noodle hair yamal would be crazy

we had a version of him but not the closest

[pale ore]

Bring this back bro

[weary depot]

Pedri alr equaled Ronaldo Euros

Pedri is 22

[grave glen]

Jamal

[weary depot]

Ronaldo 40

[grave glen]

[pale ore]

Wheres pedri ligue 1 title 🤫

[grave glen]

I'm so glad I don't support barca

[proud zephyr]

[weary depot]

when Barca switches to Ligue 1 bc they got robbed against Real Valladolid

[green wasp]

Pedri>Bellingham

[proud zephyr]

yes

[grave glen]

nah

[pale ore]

Bellingham >>> pedri

🤫

[weary depot]

in the red card section

[lucid ruin]

No

[pale ore]

Yes

[proud zephyr]

Pedri clears Bellingham

[pale ore]

🤫

[lucid ruin]

In swearing yes

[green wasp]

Bellingham= one season wonder

[pale ore]

Bellingham clears pedri

[grave glen]

the other way around lil bro

[pale ore]

🥶

Crazy

[weary depot]

"lil bro"

[grave glen]

because he did more in one season than fully fit in his entire career

[proud zephyr]

it isnt all about stats lil bro

[green wasp]

Because he was played as CF last time

[grave glen]

trophies too lil bro

[lucid ruin]

Ur pfp?

[grave glen]

no he was not, Joselu was our CF

[lucid ruin]

@tranquil cairn

[grave glen]

well he did

[proud zephyr]

If you watch pedri, you watch the entire game

[lucid ruin]

Oh same pfp

[pale ore]

What js this song

[grave glen]

but y'know

[pale ore]

Like get out of my tiktok

[proud zephyr]

hes the master in midfield

[green wasp]

Most of the season he was played as CF tho or CAM

[proud zephyr]

he controls the game

[green wasp]

And pedri is like an CDM

[grave glen]

CAM is more accurate

[proud zephyr]

Bellingham was playing false 9

[pale ore]

This is like the 30th time ive seen a barca fan says this 🤫

[grave glen]

aight, then we shouldn't be comparing them in the first place

[lucid ruin]

Cook

[proud zephyr]

Barca vs Liverpool

Munich

[grim crypt]

You can compare players even if they don’t have the exact same position

[pale ore]

Bro got high level dementia to be setting this up

[grim crypt]

It’s close enough

[grave glen]

gimme two examples then

[pale ore]

Courtois and lewandoski

[grave glen]

got me there

[grim crypt]

Haaland and Salah

[proud zephyr]

Mbappe and Raphinha

[weary depot]

Courtois better finisher tbh

[proud zephyr]

or mbappe and salah

[green wasp]

Pedri is an complete midfielder and Bellingham is like an Attacking midfielder but he is playing like an actual midfleider this season

[grave glen]

well yeah, because they're both forwards aren't they ? you can't compare a CAM to a CDM can you ? it's like comparing KDB to Casemiro

[grave glen]

well yeah cuz Mbops

[grim crypt]

Pedri is not really a cdm tho

[green wasp]

Rodri and Vinicius

[grim crypt]

Pedri is more cm

[grave glen]

take it up with @green wasp Ion know what he's on about

[pale ore]

Pedri dish

[weary depot]

Cubarsi and Ronaldinho are 2 comparable players

[proud zephyr]

truly

Cubarsi beats dinho in his dribbling tbf

[pale ore]

Wheres robaldinho passport ?

[green wasp]

We can tell him by watching his game tho

[weary depot]

and dinho is better in defending

[green wasp]

Bro is chilling in Thailand

[weary depot]

tbf

[weary depot]

I stole it

[proud zephyr]

honestly hes class in the back line

[weary depot]

very young unlike cucu

[proud zephyr]

cucu rella barella nutela

[green wasp]

Szeceny can outsmart ronaldinho

[pale ore]

Cucurella is washed

🤫

[weary depot]

better than hazard

prime hazard

[proud zephyr]

Hazard hate shall not be tolerated

[pale ore]

Benfica will end barcelona

[proud zephyr]

nah

[weary depot]

cook

[green wasp]

Come on bro
Grow up

[weary depot]

Hazard > Salah

[green wasp]

We have seen the league phase

[pale ore]

As a man once said

[weary depot]

barca rigged it

[green wasp]

How come

[lucid ruin]

Cook negreira

[weary depot]

we brought back Negreira to referee

[pale ore]

60m loans 🤑🤑🤑

[lucid ruin]

🤫 don’t tell real madrid tho

[green wasp]

UCL final
Barcelona vs Real Madrid

[pale ore]

If thats the case

This ucl is rigged

[weary depot]

stop playing career mode bro

[lucid ruin]

Yeah u can forfeit

[grave glen]

true, barca won't make it to the finals

[weary depot]

cook

[pale ore]

If Barcelona wins the uxk this season ill go full aguero

[green wasp]

That's what I expected this season
Just to watch real madrid getting washed up in finals

[lucid ruin]

Join us

[pale ore]

Join what

[lucid ruin]

#barcelona

[weary depot]

at least they reach it

[pale ore]

Hell no

[weary depot]

we get destroyed by Benfica 5-0

[pale ore]

Id rather eat pickled feet

[green wasp]

Believe in Flick bro
He can reach barca to finals

[pale ore]

Flick is a fraud

Worse than pep

[lucid ruin]

Damn

[weary depot]

players are carrying him

he's mid

[lucid ruin]

Especially Lewa

Fire 🔥

[weary depot]

cook

[green wasp]

Atleast he beat real madrid two times

[weary depot]

my goat

[pale ore]

[grave glen]

[weary depot]

rigged by Negreira

[green wasp]

And raphina too

[lucid ruin]

#BringDominiguezback

[pale ore]

Whos raphina

[weary depot]

he's mid

[pale ore]

Never heard of him

[green wasp]

Bro has best season of his time
And u can't even remember him
Nah naha too lil

[lucid ruin]

😭

[pale ore]

I dont think he knows the server communication

[grave glen]

funny how barca's best season and madrid's worst season have the same points in laliga

apart from GD that is

[pale ore]

Messi destroyed barca

[weary depot]

Raphinha when there's no space:

[pale ore]

He robbed barca money bro

[weary depot]

ignore the barca kit

[pale ore]

Dembele psg signing>>>> messi signing

Like

[lucid ruin]

Him>

[pale ore]

Mr bartomewing does not know how to pay

Watch laporkta fumble the bag

Isnt barcelona producing their own jerseys

[weary depot]

messi robbed fati off €555 237 619

[pale ore]

Cooked

Messi put barcelona into la masia phase

What did yall even pay 60m for a benched player

Dani olmo matic🤫

[cloud sparrow]

Matic 💀

[cloud sparrow]

Liverpool vs Lille gonna go wild

[weary depot]

Barca and someone else

[lucid ruin]

Barca and Barca Atletic

[weary depot]

cook

[gilded aspen]

Hey guys

[cloud sparrow]

Flick won coach of the month

If Antony is potm I'm done

He's played good but not enough for potm

[weary depot]

https://x.com/barcatimes/status/1894056396976476652?s=46 4th one right?

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Hansi Flick has been named as La Liga Manager of the Month for February.

A perfect gift on his 60th birthday. 🎂🤩

X · Feb 24, 2025, 4:06 PM

[weary depot]

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-pedri-meme-pedro-gonzalez-pedri-pedri-pedri-nemes-gif-2080982106976861050

[gilded aspen]

Modric goal yesterday was insane

[gilded aspen]

Bro you joking you tell me that pedri play good than Antony

[weary depot]

2/3 motms at a big club

[gilded aspen]

Come on mate

I think the red card will give pedri that trophy

[weary depot]

ur just following the memes

and ur bias

[gilded aspen]

Nuh uh bro

[tranquil cairn]

wharrido

[lucid ruin]

Nvm

[tranquil cairn]

bum

[cloud sparrow]

Antony memes in 2025 💔

[pulsar trail]

ok

[grave glen]

I was told he's guilty of foul play

[shy aspen]

muy trabaja

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-los-angeles-lakers-look-up-what-is-that-nba-gif-16045196

[stuck vortex]

there were never memes about him

[clear sigil]

All facts 🐐

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/SevillaFC/status/1894092604947489125

Sevilla Fútbol Club (@SevillaFC) on X

🚨 El XI del #SevillaFC 🆚 @RCD_Mallorca ⬇

Nyland - Carmona, Badé, Kike Salas, Pedrosa - Sow, Juanlu, Saúl - Lukebakio, Vargas, Isaac.

#SevillaFCMallorca ⏳

X · Feb 24, 2025, 6:30 PM

[cloud sparrow]

another 0-0

[shell hedge]

Kickoff

[primal heart]

Hopefully Sevilla wins and gets European football again

[cloud sparrow]

they a bit behind for that one

[grave glen]

Maybe they can get 7th place

[cloud sparrow]

yeah no

[whole flax]

Hello

[primal heart]

not really if they win today they will be there

It is almost certain that Laliga will get the 5th ucl spot which means top 8 play Europe

[shell hedge]

Salas scored

Mallorca didn't clear

HT

Very boring half

[grave glen]

Everything is wrong with Sevilla in the final third

[shell hedge]

Salas should've went for goal

It was stupid to pass it back

[pine sundial]

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/1894122629319332131?t=H5C1YXfOPBueQmNqliNABQ&s=33

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

Raphinha is just three goals away from entering Barça's all-time top five Brazilian goalscorers. 🇧🇷

X · Feb 24, 2025, 8:30 PM

[shell hedge]

Outside the box

Vargas ⬇️
Ejuke ⬆️

Sow ⬇️
Agoume ⬆️

[past mango]

Goal

1-1

[shell hedge]

Nyland wasn't fouled, he just did something stupid

I would say "it's why you don't try to keep one goal leads, you go for more" but that was them going for more

[grave glen]

Sevilla lack synchrony in the final third, the attackers are either static, unmoving, in the attack or they resort to individual actions. Doesn’t help that they don’t make runs from behind or through the half spaces

No plan of action

[past mango]

FT

[shell hedge]

Went from being a European giant to only caring about surviving in the league

It is sad to see

[grave glen]

And why were the subs so late? The players, especially the backline, looked quite fatigued

[light ledge]

Sevilla back to the position they belong

[cloud sparrow]

Sevilla being sevilla

Not shocked

[dapper jay]

literally

[pine sundial]

Ferran needs to start tomorrow

Can't trust Lazy Lewandowski

[lucid ruin]

He probably will

[pine sundial]

I'm gonna be so mad

[grave glen]

Race for a European spot or two depending on how this la Liga season pans out looks to be tight

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[pallid oasis]

That’s insane

[slender olive]

Yo te miro y se me corta la respiración
Cuando tú me miras, se me sube el corazón
(Me palpita lento el corazón)
Y en un silencio tu mirada dice mil palabras (uh)
La noche en la que te suplico que no salga el sol

[coral jetty]

Influencer Role

@nimble atlas

@real hull have lost the influencer role

[grave glen]

Mboobies higher than Salah

Put the fries in the bag

[severe cradle]

arsenal 12% wtaf

[pale ore]

Yo

[pale ore]

What does this phrase mean

Im a boomer

[grave glen]

As in just let it go and move on brother

[pale ore]

Thats it?

[grave glen]

Yes

[grave glen]

Jumpscare

[haughty thistle]

hi

[grave glen]

I gotta see this match tonight 100%

[gilded aspen]

For sure

[edgy river]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1894303129253937507?t=agnHipwGLKc5RP0LxDO0eg&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 La Liga’s complaint against Real Madrid has been ACCEPTED by RFEF.

In 2-3 weeks, it will be decided whether to punish the club or close the complaint. The possible sanction would be financial. @marca

X · Feb 25, 2025, 8:27 AM

[edgy river]

"Financial" it will probably be nothing

😭😭

[narrow marsh]

we have infinite money

what r they gonna do

take 10 million?

[weary depot]

"infinite money"

[narrow marsh]

ye

not a joke

have you seen us at a financial disaster

like your club

[weary depot]

no way u think Madrid never faced financial struggles

[narrow marsh]

under perez

[weary depot]

literally sold ur training ground to clear up debt

[narrow marsh]

source

[weary depot]

"source" for a fact

lmao

[narrow marsh]

need source

[weary depot]

need to understand what a fact is first

[narrow marsh]

when did I say this is not a fact

i need tye source

[tough star]

Orri has 7 goals and all of them are all off the first touch

[olive harbor]

When it comes to financial problems they fina do it easly

[nimble atlas]

Finished vinicius vs "balon d'or" raphinha

[river dagger]

dude

breaking news

bellighamms wife is on premium luxury prostitute website in europe

its over

[rapid ice]

What

[river dagger]

yeah

search it up

[rapid ice]

I just worry ab belli performance

[rapid ice]

I don't care ab her

[river dagger]

ok lol

ofc itll affect his perf now

goodluck

[pale ore]

Damnnnn

[river dagger]

ya

[pale ore]

I know Bellinghams mom’s glare wasnt for nothing

[rapid ice]

I hope he move on quickly

[onyx pendant]

amigos

tengo que hablar español o inglés ?

I'm gonna speak english

[nimble atlas]

.

[onyx pendant]

I just checked Xavi's stats in Barça. Some people say he was a "bad coach".
In the first 33 games of laliga in the 22/23 season, Barça conceded a total of 11 goals. They had 25 clean sheets which means they conceded a goal every 4 games

this is absurd, nothing like this has ever happened in Laliga's history. And we're talking about a manager that had roughly one year of experience

Half of the goals conceded were in the last 5 games

[light ledge]

did you use translator or are you spanish

[onyx pendant]

I'm French

I learned spanish in school

[river dagger]

i always want him at arsenal

he was a class manager

[light ledge]

do you have ñ in your keyboard

[river dagger]

N

[onyx pendant]

ñ

on Mac it's alt+n

~

[light ledge]

Curious

[river dagger]

~
n

[edgy river]

https://x.com/cagiago_/status/1894304676864028743?t=nt2Rc23uGCdfTgc6ej08Vw&s=19

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ (@cagiago_) on X

they made it a stat sheet 😭😭😭

X · Feb 25, 2025, 8:33 AM

[edgy river]

Bro I am dead😭😭😭

[lament swallow]

😭

[earnest crag]

[clear sigil]

Who do y'all think will win the first leg today

[dapper dagger]

Barcelona big win

[clear sigil]

Would be ideal

[pine sundial]

😭😭😭

This is evil 😭

[solemn ridge]

any stream links for laliga and CDR?

[pale ore]

Bro got the yamal treatment

[pale ore]

Bro laliga girlfriend scandals lately

DAMNNN

theres like 3

So glad i have the 4n women repellent

[proud zephyr]

dawg foreshadowed the future

[pale ore]

I did?

[proud zephyr]

lets see

wait for the future to come mate

[proud otter]

Hii.......

[proud zephyr]

yo

We meet again

[olive harbor]

I only care about footballers xd Idc about their family dramas

Its their life not ours

[earnest crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-messi-penaldo-goat-gif-7866226175029744594

[weary depot]

I don't see Pedri

[earnest crag]

half goat

[weary depot]

nuh uh

[pale ore]

Fraudri

[radiant sluice]

How do you get la liga next to your name?

[weary depot]

respect yourself

[pale ore]

Built different or wait for some bums to get a life outside of discord

[weary depot]

by removing that pfp first of all

[earnest crag]

https://tenor.com/view/lionfield-lionfieldmusic-angry-italian-noises-italian-lion-field-gif-16786639027361600680

[radiant sluice]

Whats wrong with it?

[weary depot]

child predator

[radiant sluice]

💀

[earnest crag]

benzema must be proud

[pale ore]

Paola Maldini allegedly ate his pasta raw

Source my cheeks

[earnest crag]

claps them

[pale ore]

[pale ore]

Pedri is the most overrated midfielder

[radiant sluice]

Fr

[weary depot]

rent free una

[proud zephyr]

Just because speech is free doesnt mean you have to use it

[weary depot]

holy own

🔥

[pale ore]

Just because fact is true doesnt mean i cant say it

[weary depot]

holy mid reply

[proud zephyr]

dawg theres a difference between fact and opinion

[pale ore]

Shush im gonna report you for tag team bullying

[proud zephyr]

this one was an opinion which was wrong

[olive harbor]

Barcelona vs atletico madrid coming up👀

Predictions?

[dusky yoke]

rma winning la liga

[pale ore]

Isnt the match like 20 more days

[proud zephyr]

3-2 barca

[gilded aspen]

0-0

[lucid ruin]

Alvarez brace 2-0

[weary depot]

5-0 Barca

[pale ore]

My Opinion is always true

4-1 atletico

[olive harbor]

Confident👀 I like it

[proud zephyr]

dont keep lying to yourself its bad for health

[gilded aspen]

Are serious bro

[clever tapir]

2-0 Barcelona

[olive harbor]

Since it's 2 leg Ima say 1-1

[clever tapir]

anyways is lamine gonna play today ?

[dusky yoke]

3-2 atletico

[lucid ruin]

Most likely

Yh

[radiant sluice]

2-0 madrid

[weary depot]

that what would've happened first time around if we converted our chances

[olive harbor]

👀

[pale ore]

Pewandoski aint getting nothing in bro

[gilded aspen]

Well see

[clever tapir]

wish they would give him some rest just coming after the injury

[olive harbor]

Alvarez is decent to be fair🤷‍♂️

Anything can happen

[weary depot]

the wingers will ignore him

[weary depot]

it wasn't an injury

[pale ore]

Yamal will probably check his hair instead of scoring

[weary depot]

it can't relapse

[olive harbor]

But I still think it's gonna be a 1-1 match

[weary depot]

cook

[pale ore]

Antoine greesy man

Brace

[olive harbor]

Is it at catalonia?

Or in madrid?

[weary depot]

yes

[pale ore]

It isnt in saudi?

Why was the supercup held in saudi

[olive harbor]

Ok

[weary depot]

money

[olive harbor]

Supercup is always at saudi these days

[pale ore]

What country do you support

[weary depot]

my country

[pale ore]

Whats your country

[weary depot]

the country where i am from

[pale ore]

Somewhere in antartica?

[radiant sluice]

Spain

[weary depot]

possibly

[pale ore]

Nuking antartica rn

[weary depot]

you'll regret it

[radiant sluice]

Whats your country

[dusky yoke]

albania

[earnest crag]

Mozambique he's a lebanese living in Mozambique

[narrow marsh]

deustchland

[pale ore]

Damnn

[weary depot]

long live Mozambique

but

i am NOT there

[radiant sluice]

Mozambique

[pale ore]

Are you deported

Joke jaybe

[radiant sluice]

My country has never even been in a world cup😔

1 of them

[weary depot]

packwatch

[earnest crag]

long live ak 47 with a book

[weary depot]

😭

[earnest crag]

messi scored 5 goals alone against my country

[radiant sluice]

What country

[pale ore]

Are you deported

[weary depot]

estonia bro

[earnest crag]

estonia

[weary depot]

nuh uh

[earnest crag]

yes

[weary depot]

clean record

[pale ore]

Lies

[weary depot]

nice

[weary depot]

im clean vro

[pale ore]

You probably fled the country to watch fraudri play

[ocean crane]

Who gonna win today

Barca or atleti

[earnest crag]

https://tenor.com/view/estonia-fact-checked-by-real-estonian-patriots-martin-helme-eesti-fact-checked-gif-6974494411236169816

[radiant sluice]

Oh nice

[weary depot]

Barca

[pale ore]

Atletico 10-0

I score a brace

[radiant sluice]

Tbh I can never even find my countries games

[ocean crane]

Lets see

[pale ore]

I goat

[earnest crag]

what country bruv

[radiant sluice]

Atleti

2-0

[radiant sluice]

Puerto rico

And my other country is us

[earnest crag]

oh puerto rico on conmebol?

nice

gulf of America raahh

[radiant sluice]

😭

[ocean crane]

I would say they bot got good chances
Barca would’vewon last time man if they convered there chances

[pale ore]

My shot power is 10 km/ days

[crimson quest]

my reaction time is 3-5 business days

[next dawn]

ya'll reckon atleti vs barca is worth watching later?

asking as a united fan who watched 80% EPL

[earnest crag]

barça and atletico match better than all of the epl matches today

[next dawn]

icic, will the game be one sided/extremely defensive tho?

[earnest crag]

probably atletico gonna be super defensive

[next dawn]

icic, will it still be worth watching

[earnest crag]

it is worth watching

[olive harbor]

Atleti fina park the buss and barcelona fina attack more its yout choice

[earnest crag]

we'll witness atletico haramball again

☠️

[olive harbor]

Always🤦‍♂️

[next dawn]

got it

[crimson quest]

10-0-0

formation

[next dawn]

is it annoying for u RMA and Barca fans?

[earnest crag]

very annoying i hate these bus parking teams

[next dawn]

HAHA we used to be a bus parking team tbf

Also I'm backing Atleti today - got their scarf and jersey as souvenier

[earnest crag]

depends on you whom you support upto you that's fine

[next dawn]

i do think barca will get away w a win today

[weary depot]

I mean one team will attack other defend and counter attack

[earnest crag]

nuh uh but we'll see what happens won't we

👊

[olive harbor]

Sometimes no

Sometimes yes

But mostly it's annoying

[next dawn]

has atleti always been like that?

[next dawn]

icic, got it

dynamics are different to epl from what im seeing

[olive harbor]

Always

[next dawn]

from what I've seen, Atleti's whole club culture is based off Simione

Atleti is Simione and vice versa

[olive harbor]

Without simione atleti is 0!

Atletico was horrible untill simione joined atleti

[earnest crag]

simeone tryna build argentina national team

[pale ore]

Simidone

[edgy river]

Who even knew atleti before simeone😭😭

[olive harbor]

Xd

[earnest crag]

Xd

[pale ore]

Who even knew barcelona before 1899

[olive harbor]

Documentaries

I love em

[earnest crag]

The Romans founded Barcelona in the 1st century BC as a colony called Barcino. The city was a strategic location for the Romans because of its proximity to the Mediterranean Sea and the Pyrenees Mountains.

[cloud sparrow]

Ppl from the city

[edgy river]

Who even knew madrid before 1902

[cloud sparrow]

The city itself was founded WAY earlier on

[next dawn]

u support Bilbao?

[olive harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-they-felt-after-writing-that-gif-15427949627268877176

[cloud sparrow]

Athletic

[pale ore]

How bro felt after copying that

[cloud sparrow]

Athletic

[olive harbor]

Ngl Its good to have such knowledge about history

[next dawn]

is that the name- sry im quite daft

[edgy river]

Why are alot of people missing the joke here😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

Yeah Athletic Club is the name

[next dawn]

oh nice

[cloud sparrow]

Common confusion tho I get it a lot dw

[next dawn]

how was Ander Hererra?

[olive harbor]

I wonder why

[cloud sparrow]

Club legend

Sad he left for boca

[next dawn]

glad to hear, I fucking miss him

[cloud sparrow]

Injured a lot but played well when he did

[cloud sparrow]

We all do

[next dawn]

how abt Valverde? How's he

[cloud sparrow]

Still the legendary coach he always has been

[pale ore]

Is barcelona still in debt

[cloud sparrow]

A bit worried he hasn't signed an extension yet

[edgy river]

Honestly he was disrespected by alot of our fanbase

But he doesn't deserve it

[cloud sparrow]

Ur fanbase doesn't respect managers ever

That's the problem

Every manager gets put on the chopping board after 2 years

[edgy river]

No we respect pep and flick alot

No one hates flick

As of now

[next dawn]

have u seen EPL fans lmfao

[cloud sparrow]

Pep bc it's pep but flick will be done after this year

[olive harbor]

Aduris will be missed at well for me. He was decent

[pale ore]

Enough money to buy prime anotny 🥶

[olive harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/chilena-futbol-jugada-gif-9157387

[next dawn]

xavi?

[cloud sparrow]

Aduriz my pookie

[earnest crag]

city fans told kdb to go to saudi

[cloud sparrow]

Only real ones remember his hat trick against napoli

[earnest crag]

face to face

😭

[edgy river]

Alot of fanbase didn't respect him but I did

[olive harbor]

💥💥

[pale ore]

Kevin de bin

[next dawn]

he's out of his prime but still a class player

[cloud sparrow]

Sancet better

[earnest crag]

yeah

[edgy river]

Is bro comparing a striker to a midfielder 😭😭

[pale ore]

Courtois>>>> kdb

[cloud sparrow]

Sancet ks a midfielder

What do you mean

[pale ore]

Kdb has no game

[cloud sparrow]

He plays attacking midfield

[next dawn]

jokes aside i wouldnt even give courtois for legacy

[olive harbor]

Drama!!

[cloud sparrow]

Attacking mid ≠ striker

[pale ore]

Courtois is overlooked as he plays gk ngl

[olive harbor]

Courtois is slowly aging😔

[pale ore]

Who cares lunin 🤑

[olive harbor]

🤍

[crystal pumice]

Fun fact this year's laliga title now all depends on el classico

[olive harbor]

It also depends how athletic club and atletico fina perform

This year's laliga will be intense💥

[fallen gust]

So Barcelona we are winning today

[olive harbor]

Had enough supporting man city?

[fallen gust]

say less, say less

had to come and support my la liga team too

[olive harbor]

👍

[next dawn]

how do u keep up w sm leagues

I struggle to keep up w 2 even haha

[fallen gust]

I myself don't know

[next dawn]

where r u from?

[fallen gust]

NA

[edgy river]

@olive harbor bro can u explain this I am sooo confused 😭😭😭

[foggy cape]

No it depends on the low block teams

[olive harbor]

Can't trust Madrid Zone,Universal,revelo.. so Idk

Even jorgecpicon

But if it's true then good

[edgy river]

Why did he change the news 6 mins after

😭😭

[olive harbor]

That's why I can't trust em

[edgy river]

Who is the most reliable for madrid news anyway

[olive harbor]

I don't even know.. I deleted X

Trash anyways

[edgy river]

Oh ok lol

[edgy river]

Fair enough

[olive harbor]

football twitter is always trash and always will be.

[edgy river]

It's so toxic man

[olive harbor]

But there's fabrizio🤷‍♂️

[edgy river]

And its full of trolls

[olive harbor]

Exactly

[foggy cape]

George is missing 😂

[olive harbor]

Good to hear someone thinking well about it

[foggy cape]

Jk 🙂

[olive harbor]

Sup nick

[edgy river]

Bro do u know that someone got doxxed on that app because he didn't rate a player

[foggy cape]

How you been

[olive harbor]

Chilling, waiting for matchdays.. having no life in the internet untill 10th march.. wbu

[olive harbor]

Hmm

[foggy cape]

European lad 😞

[edgy river]

He carried X

Now it's just empty

And alot of people are trying to replace him lol

That's how massive he was to ft

[olive harbor]

Why on earth I act like an old person🤦‍♂️ most of yall know who was european lad while I have no clue about it

[edgy river]

Because u Don't have X lol

[olive harbor]

I am old fashioned guy xd

[lucid ruin]

Ehh Twitter

Twitter is bad tho

Or X whatever

[edgy river]

It's really bad

[olive harbor]

When Covid started, from 2020 I officially became addicted to social media😔

[edgy river]

@olive harbor anyway thoughts on the game today?

[olive harbor]

Since it's 2 legs Ima say 1-1 draw. Atleti fina park the bus as usual and yeah..

[edgy river]

Eh ye u can say that but I hope we win so ye I will say 2-1

Win

[forest pond]

I got 2-1 Barca. Atletico will park but if Lamine starts we got it in the bag.

[olive harbor]

If you guys catch them on counter attack you might win

[dapper dagger]

Atletico have the tools to go toe to toe with bigger teams but Cholo always too scared

[edgy river]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1894445418945098176?t=2Fl7r7IHJijIuruYblV2UA&s=19

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 David Alaba’s performance vs Girona brings him closer to the UCL matches vs Atlético Madrid. @diarioas 🇦🇹

X · Feb 25, 2025, 5:52 PM

[dapper dagger]

what counter

they will turtle inside their own box

like they do every year

[edgy river]

@olive harbor are u satisfied with this?

[dapper dagger]

and it's not even a good block which is why i am not worried about them

[olive harbor]

I said IF

[dapper dagger]

we will never catch them on the counter because they will never get outside their box

they are too scared

and i don't blame them that much

[olive harbor]

He played decent against girona but he still need more training to earn my trust against big clubs🤷‍♂️ I can't decide it only carlo decide

[dapper dagger]

but they will always be set up for failure, they got lucky in the first time, let's see now that it matters

[forest pond]

I feel confident today with a barca win.

[real hull]

To early

[edgy river]

Why doesn't anceloti play with rudi and acensio

I am confused

They are both literally the best partnership for the team

[olive harbor]

They played against man city

[edgy river]

Ye but now he wants to change things up against atleti like why?

[olive harbor]

He alway's surprise me man. I can't really tell

Just see the procces🤷‍♂️

[edgy river]

Idk man

Ur coach made some questionable things that costed u this season

[olive harbor]

Football heritage

[cloud sparrow]

umm no it doesnt

atleti are right there

[olive harbor]

Athletic club as well

[cloud sparrow]

we arent catching up to the point where its a 1-2 point gap

[narrow marsh]

bellinghams gf is for the streets

[cloud sparrow]

bellingham is finished

more bothered about telling refs to fuck off than football

[narrow marsh]

he's still good

[cloud sparrow]

last time he had a good performance

i cant remember

lmao

probably some point last year

[nimble atlas]

https://x.com/VinijrG/status/1893957410194079850?t=cWCarnYSr6cTuAJaWZMxRA&s=33

VJR🥷👾 (@VinijrG) on X

@notpythonn idc but thats real

X · Feb 24, 2025, 9:33 AM

@narrow marsh

What is Bellingham doing

Bro.

[narrow marsh]

Diddy has a son???

she for the streets anyways

she was exposed for having

[cloud sparrow]

bellingham finished

i would leave him too

[narrow marsh]

an account

[tepid sun]

he clapping then leaving

[narrow marsh]

in a 18+ web

[tepid sun]

if he stays then he got lost in the huss

[narrow marsh]

mothers know well

[cloud sparrow]

bellifuckoff so finished

[narrow marsh]

just like nico williams

euro merchant

[cloud sparrow]

its obvs you dont watch la liga then

[tepid sun]

he eliminated beli

[weary depot]

what did Bellingham do

[tepid sun]

the score is 2-0 this season

[narrow marsh]

^ragebaits
^gets mad when ragebaited

[narrow marsh]

he dated a bop

[tepid sun]

he dating a girl who got 6 plus bodies

that’s known

to the public

[cloud sparrow]

^o^k^

[weary depot]

oh

[narrow marsh]

48 confirmed dated

[weary depot]

couldn't be my midfielder

[narrow marsh]

more dated bf than bellingham G/A for rma

[tepid sun]

crazy

[cloud sparrow]

if a guy dates 6 ppl its fine if a girl does its not what is this sexism

[tepid sun]

a guy not going tru 6 girls

[tepid sun]

unless they neymar

[narrow marsh]

if 6 men have saliva in your parts then your a pass

no thanos

thanks

[lament swallow]

warra la liga chat, discussing smellingham's sex life

[nimble atlas]

💀💀💀

[cloud sparrow]

discussing bellingham in the first place is disgusting lmao

[nimble atlas]

Atletico winning 2-0 btw

Sorloth 2 goals

[lament swallow]

fr

[cloud sparrow]

top of la liga then?

[narrow marsh]

atletico play dark magic

[nimble atlas]

._.

[narrow marsh]

it's copa del rey

[cloud sparrow]

OH

I FORGOT

[nimble atlas]

Im done

[cloud sparrow]

LMA

LMAO

[narrow marsh]

do you watch la liga bro

😭 😭