la-liga

[olive harbor]

Time wasting... boooo

[cloud sparrow]

Yeah we aren't getting shit

Gg

[olive harbor]

You guys got a point be proud

[spare karma]

Athletic bottled it this

[cloud sparrow]

I am not proud

NO MAN

[lucid ruin]

At least u are not losing

1 point that’s something

[olive harbor]

They will score watch

[spare karma]

No they wont

[olive harbor]

Nah

[cloud sparrow]

Yeah this is done

[quartz swan]

Atleast atheletic club will most likely qualify for ucl

[olive harbor]

0-0

[spare karma]

This game is over 0 0

[olive harbor]

Ggs to both teams

[quartz swan]

Full time?

[olive harbor]

1 points each

[cloud sparrow]

The way we been playing since Xmas idk man

[lucid ruin]

Should’ve expected this its Leganes

[spare karma]

Well technically yes

[olive harbor]

1 minute left and leganes fina waste time

[cloud sparrow]

SANCET

PEN REF

[olive harbor]

BROOOO

[cloud sparrow]

PEN REF

REFEREEEE

[lucid ruin]

No fucking way

[olive harbor]

REF

[cloud sparrow]

NAH NAH NAH

[quartz swan]

LMAO

[cloud sparrow]

ARE WE ABOUTTA GET ROBBED

[lucid ruin]

😭

[cloud sparrow]

THATS A CLEAR PEN

REFEREEE

[olive harbor]

FT😭

0-0

[cloud sparrow]

NAWEW

[lucid ruin]

Doesn’t look like a pen to me ngl 😭

[cloud sparrow]

IM SO DONE

THE REFEREES

IM SO DONE WITH THIS LEAGUE

[spare karma]

No pen tbh

[lucid ruin]

But yeah ggs

[olive harbor]

Ngl Ima agree with ya

It was on the ball

[quartz swan]

0-0 boring game

[cloud sparrow]

THESE REFEREES

[lucid ruin]

Inaki mvp

[lunar ridge]

DANI

[spare karma]

Oh well

[lunar ridge]

OS VOY A MATAR

[cloud sparrow]

THEY PULL THEM OFF THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD

[lunar ridge]

BOMBARDEEN BILBO

[lucid ruin]

The most entertaining 0-0 match

[spare karma]

Athletic hopes are on u

[cloud sparrow]

BRO NOS ROBARON DE PENALTI AL ULTIMO SEGUNDO ES UN ROBO

[quartz swan]

E n t e r t a i n i n g

[cloud sparrow]

ME CAGOEN LOS PUTOS ARBITROS ESTOS YA

ALWAYS FAVOURING THE BIGGER MARKET TEAMS MAN

GET OUT

[olive harbor]

English por favour

[lunar ridge]

na tio

[lucid ruin]

😭

[lunar ridge]

cago en ros

[olive harbor]

Now barca have to step up

[cloud sparrow]

ME CAGOEN LOS ARBITROS Y EL INGLISH PITINGLISH DE LA MIERDA

[olive harbor]

Especially at home

[cloud sparrow]

A TOMAR POR CULO

NOS VAN ROBANDO CADA FIA

[olive harbor]

I already understand your frustrated curse words xd chill

[cloud sparrow]

MAS Y MAD

MANDA HUEVOS

[lunar ridge]

dani

como te lo explico

[olive harbor]

Focus on liverpool now😃

[lunar ridge]

me cago en tus muettos

[light ledge]

Leganes won?

[lucid ruin]

Warra lineup we have btw

[lucid ruin]

0-0

[olive harbor]

Is it out?

[lucid ruin]

Yeah

[light ledge]

This is our moment to beat athletic

[lucid ruin]

Szczesny starting

[lunar ridge]

UNA POLLA

[lucid ruin]

Pena was late again 😭

[olive harbor]

😭😭

[olive harbor]

Traffic IG😂

[cloud sparrow]

ME CAGOEN LOS ARBITROS

DE LA MIERDA

NO SABEN PITAR

[lucid ruin]

😭

[cloud sparrow]

SI NO ES PARA EL PUTO MADRID

[lunar ridge]

dilo rey

[olive harbor]

TRANQUILOO

[lucid ruin]

Send Leganes to fucking segunda

Por favor

[light ledge]

the priority for flick is to punish a player instead winning 3 points?

[lucid ruin]

Discipline our best player can be late and Flick will bench him

[lunar ridge]

completely agree with Hansi he should absolutely start Chesni

es la venganza por aquel partido q nos echaron a Mamardas y le marcaron 3 goles a Jaume

[light ledge]

Sry messi is late he will be benched

[lucid ruin]

Flick ball

[lunar ridge]

lo de la cagalera de pedri me lo tienen q explicar

tiene miedo de enfrentarse a la corberaneta

[olive harbor]

Shezny about to be prime neuer again😭

[lucid ruin]

Well um 😭

Poor Pedri man

Bros suffering 😭

[cloud sparrow]

I hope valencia win 8-2

[lunar ridge]

familiar number

[lucid ruin]

Nuh uh

[lunar ridge]

too optimistic for you to think they’ll score 2 past us

[lucid ruin]

Lewa is not starting

[olive harbor]

Ferran torrest to clutch? Your opinions👀

[lucid ruin]

So yeah we can

[cloud sparrow]

Torrest

[olive harbor]

My keyboard🫠

I wont edit it xd

[lucid ruin]

Forest

[lunar ridge]

se rumorea q es primo d forest gump

el retraso lo tiene

[cloud sparrow]

Q grande forest gump la familia en el barça

[lunar ridge]

pajisima me voy a clavar

si se da

[dapper jay]

8-2

I think

I’ve seen that number combination before

[cloud sparrow]

I did it on purpose no shit

[frail solstice]

Where do i watch barcelona match?

Hey?

Guys

[spare karma]

Kool.to

[tranquil cairn]

telebizion

if u dont have buy one

💯

[lucid ruin]

Is that legal?

[spare karma]

😂

[lucid ruin]

[olive harbor]

Daym what an opening ceremony

Its a la liga match though

Broo please dont fall down😭

[lunar ridge]

muy bonito el homenaje

sinceramente

comenta MA Román q las camisetas firmadas de los del Barça se subastarán de forma benéfica para los afectados de la DANA

[foggy cape]

😭😭😭

[dapper jay]

Yeah I know, I was going along with it

[spare karma]

The game is starting

[olive harbor]

Lol. Good luck 🤝

Its gonna be a tough match

[foggy cape]

Donkey benched

I got my joy back

[spare karma]

Lets hope valencia wins for athletic

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/laporta-gif-26317925

[olive harbor]

Kick off

[spare karma]

This game will end by 5 i can see it

[olive harbor]

5celona😭

GOAL

1-0

[ivory meteor]

Goal

[spare karma]

Goal barca

[dapper jay]

already???

[olive harbor]

Ding dong scored

[foggy cape]

Dammm

Dingooooooo dongggggggg

[spare karma]

Why ding dong

[dapper jay]

Poor Daniel man 😭

[scenic citrus]

that pass from yamal tho

[lucid ruin]

W

[olive harbor]

No chance to gk

[foggy cape]

Another Jamal assist

[spare karma]

What did he expect

[ivory meteor]

Potential

[foggy cape]

😈

[spare karma]

No this game will end 4 2 i see barca do some defence mistake

[pale ore]

Jamal😭

[scenic citrus]

yamal is so good

my favorite kid

[dapper jay]

We all gotta check back later see if cold is right

[dapper jay]

At least he didn’t say Tamal

[scenic citrus]

tamale

who here is older than yamal

[pale ore]

Tamales 🫔

[foggy cape]

[spare karma]

Barca counter attack is dangerous

[scenic citrus]

yep

this game will end 6-1

[dapper jay]

Tamales during the holiday season 🔥

[spare karma]

Yeah but overall barca aint that good their defence is a disaster

[scenic citrus]

pozole betta

[dapper jay]

Pozoles good too

[olive harbor]

By the way you guys don't mind saying ding dong to de jong or disney to lewa? If you guys don't like it I will stop saying it. @foggy cape @lucid ruin

[lucid ruin]

Ur good

[foggy cape]

Change lewa to donkey

[pale ore]

Disney

[olive harbor]

Aight 😁

2-0!!

FERRAN TORRES

[spare karma]

Damnn

[olive harbor]

He clutched😃

[spare karma]

Too fast

[dapper jay]

Again?

[foggy cape]

Donkey

[dapper jay]

Holy

[pale ore]

No way bros supporting 2 rivals😭

[foggy cape]

Watch and learn

Bum

[lucid ruin]

Perran

[scenic citrus]

fernando torres

[olive harbor]

Wow another 5 goals incoming

[spare karma]

Nah 4 max

[dapper jay]

El niño

https://tenor.com/view/fernando-torres-beau-gosse-bg-gif-5616565

[olive harbor]

Why mamarda didn't stretched his hands😭

[scenic citrus]

he just watched

[foggy cape]

Barcelona think they are playing Madrid cause of the kit 😭

[scenic citrus]

didn't even try to save it

[dapper jay]

People today: Ferran Torres
People back then: Fernando Torres 🔥🔥

[scenic citrus]

how did this club lose to leganes

🤣

[spare karma]

Bro its leganes theyre better

[scenic citrus]

they also beat atletico

[spare karma]

Exactly

[scenic citrus]

sczenczy

or however u spell it

is finally the 1st choice keeper

[pale ore]

Injured stegan

Lol

[spare karma]

Corner for valencia

[scenic citrus]

what a free kick

[pale ore]

Midkick

[scenic citrus]

dm

[spare karma]

No but barca never struggled with Valencia tbh

[dapper jay]

Dude retired for a few months, came back, and is now first choice goalkeeper for Barcelona

[scenic citrus]

how was inaki pena starting over him for that 3 week period

[olive harbor]

3-0😭

Raphinia

[spare karma]

Damn

[olive harbor]

GGS😃

[scenic citrus]

they didn't score

nvm

[olive harbor]

Only 14th minute😭😭

[spare karma]

Woah

[foggy cape]

Raphalona

[olive harbor]

This match fina end 10-0

[scenic citrus]

what are u streaming with

[dry wave]

3-0

[foggy cape]

Haters where ?

[scenic citrus]

@olive harbor

[spare karma]

Its Valencia though

[scenic citrus]

im using espn+

[dapper jay]

Poor Valencia 😭

[olive harbor]

Proud of ya😁

[pale ore]

How is valencia not relegated

[olive harbor]

They will😁

[scenic citrus]

that yaml pass tho

[scenic citrus]

no but like

what are you watching the game on

tv channel

or what

[marble ingot]

What the fucking is going on

Barcelona 3-0 already

[scenic citrus]

valencia are getting deep fried by barca

[foggy cape]

Flicki flacka

[quartz swan]

3-0 in 16 minutes what the hell

[olive harbor]

I am paying every month on tv to watch the game. I can't say it due to the rules

[marble ingot]

they gonna win 7-1 or something

[scenic citrus]

oh

[quartz swan]

Guess who overestimated valencia

[scenic citrus]

Laughing out loud.

[olive harbor]

Yup

[pale ore]

Valencia sucks they shouldve played haram ball style💀

Attacking like shitttt

Defense also shit

[olive harbor]

I only feel bad for mamarda.. I am glad he is leaving😁

[scenic citrus]

valencia will have to use black magic

or whatever that is

[pale ore]

Like whats the point lmao

[scenic citrus]

what if they do what happened in the turkiye super cup

just walk off the pitch

[marble ingot]

Valencia admin can't even keep up with the scoreline 💀

[pale ore]

This gk also

[ivory meteor]

Please Yamal score a hattrick

[olive harbor]

😭

[pale ore]

Valencia gk sucks so hard😭

[olive harbor]

Poor admin

[spare karma]

Valencia home:😈😈 valencia away👻

[foggy cape]

Future pool GK

[scenic citrus]

he was good in euro

[olive harbor]

Almost 4-0

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1883610609830580709?s=46

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Flashbacks...

X · Jan 26, 2025, 8:18 PM

[scenic citrus]

GUYS 4-0 YAMAL

im predicting it

[spare karma]

No Valencia away is shit

[olive harbor]

Barca without donkey is actually fire

[dapper jay]

bro oh my gosh

[foggy cape]

🔥

[pale ore]

3 goals conceded 😭 1 stupid mistake

[olive harbor]

Lewa only scoring penalties

[scenic citrus]

remember those chances he missed in 4-0 el classico

[quartz swan]

Barcelona might aswell put on there academy squad and they'll still win

[scenic citrus]

SAQUON

TD

[spare karma]

Aint he the best goal scorer this season though

[scenic citrus]

no

[spare karma]

Then who

[scenic citrus]

well according to stats i think

[spare karma]

Well thats the thing how can you call him shit when he has the most goals

[pale ore]

Valencia sucks

[foggy cape]

No Barcelona suck 4 minutes without a goal this match sucks

[scenic citrus]

will united score

[pale ore]

How are they 19

[foggy cape]

#premier-league

[pale ore]

How is valencia 19

😭

Suck fc

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1883611250875367771?s=46

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Frenkie de Jong's goal was the 800th goal in the 234 official matches between Barça and Valencia:

- 455 goals for Barça
- 345 goals for Valencia.

— @pedritonumeros

X · Jan 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

[stiff minnow]

Fotmob having an error cause they wanna give the keeper a minus rating 😭

[marble ingot]

how did barca win first 7 games and are now 6 points behind real madrid already 💀

[olive harbor]

Poor mamarda🫠

[pale ore]

Erm

Ih

Uh

Idk😭

[spare karma]

That was a pen

Thats a clear pen

[olive harbor]

If they review it

We will see

[pale ore]

Laliga var

[olive harbor]

But yeah its a pen

[pale ore]

Thats never happening

[scenic citrus]

no penalty

[quartz swan]

Why is my stream 4 minutes behind

[scenic citrus]

probably

[pale ore]

Hahahahah

[olive harbor]

Nah not a pen

[spare karma]

How is that not a pen

[olive harbor]

Game continues

[olive harbor]

La liga want valencia to get relegated

[spare karma]

Because theyre racist?

[pale ore]

No one likes valencia

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1883611667617255908?s=46 @olive harbor

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Games with the most goals in La Liga history:

- 917 Barça vs. Espanyol (588+329)
- 863 Madrid vs. Barça (435+428)
- 860 Madrid vs. Atlético (495+365)
- 814 Barça vs. Atlético (457+357)
- 801 Barcelona vs. Valencia (456+345).

— @pedritonumeros

X · Jan 26, 2025, 8:23 PM

[scenic citrus]

guys

[spare karma]

Barca 4 2 win

[scenic citrus]

barcelona ladies team also won supercopa

[pale ore]

These are always so random

[marble ingot]

Nah bro Barcelona so finished they haven't scored in 8 minutes ah moment

[olive harbor]

Goal 4-0

[marble ingot]

4-0

[olive harbor]

Geeez

[scenic citrus]

offside

[foggy cape]

4-0

[pale ore]

This goalie😭

[scenic citrus]

not offside

[foggy cape]

Woohooo flick ball

[scenic citrus]

oh

[marble ingot]

Var

[pale ore]

Who let the goalie in the field

[spare karma]

Was that not offside

[pale ore]

No

[marble ingot]

Yeah 4-0

[pale ore]

This goalie😭

[scenic citrus]

robert sanchez has competition

[pale ore]

Who let bro play pro

[olive harbor]

Liverpool fans:👁👄👁

[foggy cape]

Mamarda gonna have ptsd after this

😂🤣

[quartz swan]

Valencia should just go bsck to segunda

[scenic citrus]

mercy rule already

[olive harbor]

Ooof

[pale ore]

Thats still a thing?

[scenic citrus]

WAIT

that was fermin lopezs first la liga goal

[scenic citrus]

no but it should be for this match

[pine sundial]

wow congrats to him

[marble ingot]

Mercy doesn't exist in Laliga bro you not remember when Barcelona and real madrid were beating teams 7-1 and like 8-2

[spare karma]

Anyway 2 goals for Valencia and this game will be over

[grave glen]

https://x.com/OptaJose/status/1883611198572449980?t=TOTmMTBEg_zpwrVRG4bhDQ&s=19

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

3 - Barcelona have scored three goals in the first 15 minutes of a LaLiga match for the third time in the entire 21st century, after doing so in April 2008 against Valencia and October 2008 against Atlético de Madrid. Steamroller.

X · Jan 26, 2025, 8:21 PM

[pine sundial]

Barca will get 6 btw

[olive harbor]

10-2 against rayo in 2016🤍

[spare karma]

Nah 4 only

[lucid ruin]

That Valencia fan is not that happy rn is he

[pine sundial]

🤣 watch what happens

[marble ingot]

Almost 5

[lucid ruin]

He seemed confident

[ivory meteor]

Please Yamal

Hattrick

[pale ore]

Bro this goalie

[pine sundial]

so close

[lucid ruin]

Fuck

[ivory meteor]

I want it

[scenic citrus]

put in lewa

[lucid ruin]

He was goated

[pale ore]

Was

[spare karma]

Yamal wont score a hattrick until hes 22

[pine sundial]

I mean if Barca keep this rate up then more goals will come

[pale ore]

Blud didnt even try😭

[foggy cape]

10-0 please

[scenic citrus]

at this point sub in ter stegen to give valencia a chance

[olive harbor]

Stop laughing at mamarda😔

[wintry dust]

this is insane

[spare karma]

I think only 4 tbh

[foggy cape]

Bro I forgot your Georgian 😭

[pine sundial]

😭

[pale ore]

Blud didnt try😭

Blud reacted after they score

[olive harbor]

🤷‍♂️

[pale ore]

Blud thought it was offsided so he let it in😭

[olive harbor]

Stfu 😔

[wintry dust]

this gk is so ass

[lucid ruin]

😭

[olive harbor]

Always against barca

[pale ore]

Fr

[ivory meteor]

Bench gk?

[foggy cape]

Ggs Liverpool first karius now Mamarda

😭

[pale ore]

How is valencia not 20th

[ivory meteor]

I want Raphina hattrick and Yamal

[spare karma]

That aint happening

[scenic citrus]

wait so did barcelona end up registering olmo

[pale ore]

I finna watch man united this gk so ass😭

[dry wave]

Yes

[scenic citrus]

more boring than this match

[foggy cape]

Their entire team is ass dawg

😭

[quartz swan]

United game is shit

[dry wave]

olmo is injured rn

[foggy cape]

Yeah

He will miss the game vs Atlanta

[marble ingot]

Bro valencia are getting deep fried

[scenic citrus]

guys

is marmadashvili back

[forest smelt]

Yoo

[scenic citrus]

decided to lock in after 4 goals

[pale ore]

Vallalodid played better than this 😭

Especially the gk

[olive harbor]

Valenica is ass.. yet they blame mamarda

[pale ore]

Mamarda didnt even try

😭

[spare karma]

Well barca won soo a minute of silence for daniel…..

[pale ore]

Marmalade

[olive harbor]

So do valencia's whole defence

[foggy cape]

Daniel ?

[olive harbor]

Atheltic club fan

[spare karma]

Penalty

[scenic citrus]

YES

[spare karma]

For Valencia

[olive harbor]

Oh a Pen

[foggy cape]

Is his full name Mamarda Stegen ?

[pine sundial]

CRAZY WORK

[pale ore]

Prn😭

[spare karma]

Wait var

[pale ore]

If they miss rhis pen

[olive harbor]

Giorgi Mamardashvili🤍

[scenic citrus]

i got valencia under 0.5 goals

pls miss

[pale ore]

If they miss this pen valencia is officiallt crooked

[spare karma]

I’m dont think they will counted as a pen

[lucid ruin]

The comeback…

[pale ore]

Naw😭

[olive harbor]

My name actually xd my first name is also giorgi

[green barn]

Lien ?

[spare karma]

Its a direct penalty

[olive harbor]

Imagine they miss

[pale ore]

If barca fumble a 4-0 lead theyte cooked

[scenic citrus]

he better not make this

[olive harbor]

Oooof kounde might be in trouble

[spare karma]

Its not a pen its a free kick for barca

[pine sundial]

yeah thats a straight penalty unfortunately

[scenic citrus]

or my parlay doesn't hit

[green barn]

Watch football ?

[spare karma]

The ref is for barca

[scenic citrus]

varca??

[spare karma]

Varca for a reason

[olive harbor]

Ouuch kounde

Bad tackle

Pen

No

[dry wave]

Yess

[olive harbor]

Yes

Xd

[spare karma]

Varca

[foggy cape]

Varcelona

[olive harbor]

I was confused how valencia player reacted

[pale ore]

Nă

[sudden garnet]

We’re leading by 4 goals 😂

[pale ore]

Thats crazy

[ivory meteor]

Cry everyone

😂

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[dapper jay]

4-0 in the first half

[ivory meteor]

We up 4-0 anyways

[tranquil cairn]

negreiralona styll

[spare karma]

Yeah and still procced to cheat

[scenic citrus]

no penalty

[dry wave]

That casado tackle shoulve been a pen ngl

[sudden garnet]

That’s a clear foul on Kounde

[tranquil cairn]

scary because i think youre being serious.

[wintry dust]

goat gk

[sudden garnet]

That was all ball

[pale ore]

This streaming service suck freeze once every 2 minutes

[spare karma]

Thats why i dont like barca theyre cheating is disgusting

[olive harbor]

Guys what's the point xd valencia can't comeback😂

[pine sundial]

bruh this game is so confusing

they said penalty and there's no penalty

[tranquil cairn]

there was a foul on kounde

end of the yappery

[spare karma]

The thing is there was another pen for Valencia but they didnt even check var

[wintry dust]

i dont like barca but that was a correct decision by the ref

[sudden garnet]

Focus on Chelsea

[lucid ruin]

Yap yap

[fervent marsh]

I sure do love yapping

[spare karma]

Yeah and before kound did a bad tackle on a valencia but wasnt a pen

[pale ore]

Stop yapping guys valencia will be pulling that dark art 😭

[scenic citrus]

marmadashvili has a 3.9 on fotmob

[lucid ruin]

Clean sheet would be nice

[scenic citrus]

😭

[olive harbor]

Yep a bad one

[wintry dust]

valencia committed a foul prior to szczesny's tackle

[olive harbor]

I am surpised he is ok

[pale ore]

How

Shouldve been 2,1

Ass gk

[lucid ruin]

Plus goals diff also nice

[fervent marsh]

Yeah that was not shoulder to shoulder

He just crashed into him on purpose

[spare karma]

Are you an idiot i said before that kounde made a foul but was not give n a pen

[olive harbor]

Yeah so ass that he carried us in euro 2024 agains checzh republic🤍

12 saves

[pine sundial]

mb

[pale ore]

4 conceded his clubs getting relegated

[lucid ruin]

No way he fell off that bad

Also hes young no?

[marble ingot]

As soon as I start watching the goals stop happening lmao

[pale ore]

Lol

[pine sundial]

I watched 2 goals happened and that was it

[olive harbor]

Yup 24 years old

[pine sundial]

Ngl I hate when that happens

[lucid ruin]

Stop watching i need it to be 10-0

[lucid ruin]

THAT YOUNG? Damn

He has a future

[olive harbor]

Just because he conceed 4 goals doesn't mean he is ass. Last match he was a beast

It happens

[scenic citrus]

WHAT

[lucid ruin]

Yeah every keeper has a bad match

[olive harbor]

He conceeded 7 goals against spain so what? It happens

[lucid ruin]

It happens

[scenic citrus]

MARMADASHVILI HAS A 5.4 ON SOFASCORE

[lucid ruin]

He’s so young and will definitely improve and he’s also at Liverpool so it’s a promising future

[olive harbor]

Ofc. He will improve more at liverpool

[grave glen]

Balde upper body is extremely athletic, reminds me of early days Bale physicality wise

[spare karma]

I still
See valencia scoring 2 goals

[olive harbor]

Lamine Jesus

[lucid ruin]

Rn he doesn’t have a spot so he will be probably be loaned again next season i think

[olive harbor]

What a kid

[fervent marsh]

NUTMEGGED BY A 17 YEAR OLD

[scenic citrus]

got cooked

[spare karma]

Omgggg no shit hes a footballer

[olive harbor]

We will see

What were we doing at the age of 17?😭

[foggy cape]

Lamine Jesus Jamal

[spare karma]

Aint he muslim though

[foggy cape]

Playing Cod 😭

[fervent marsh]

Drawing fur- mute

Almost failed my classes .w.

[marble ingot]

Ref bullying valencia with +5 minutes added on 😭

[olive harbor]

Watching infront of our dads must be embarasing😭

[dapper jay]

Drawing.. what?

[olive harbor]

5th

Lmao

5-0

[spare karma]

Oof

[foggy cape]

Lfgggggggggg

[olive harbor]

5celona

[fervent marsh]

5-0

[foggy cape]

Needed that

[scenic citrus]

ok so

um

who will win this game

[dapper jay]

In liga mx, there’s a player born in 2008
And a team in the mls signed a player born in 2010

[foggy cape]

Ferminator strikes again

[spare karma]

That looked off

[scenic citrus]

.

[pale ore]

Get that gk off😭

[spare karma]

Raphinha looks off

[olive harbor]

PISS OFF FAM it ain't his fault

[pine sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-yamal-talk-rabiot-yamal-gif-18178086109042543003

[pale ore]

Sure buddy😭

[dapper jay]

5-0 in the first half

[pale ore]

Asslencia

[dapper jay]

My goodness

[lucid ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/pique-manita-gerard-pique-gif-12859531

[pine sundial]

this could actually end 10-0

[pale ore]

Like how is this team 19th

[spare karma]

Yeah its valencia??

[foggy cape]

💀

[ornate scarab]

Imagine if Messi was here 🤧

[pine sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/switch-up-the-switch-up-wild-crazy-surprised-gif-17675718046679676346

[ornate scarab]

Even our defenders are getting g/a we’re so good

[dapper jay]

And yet somehow, Valencia equalized with Mexico 2-2 back in October

[near nacelle]

You lot chill out 😭

[sudden garnet]

Real Madrid barely managed to win against this Valencia team 😂

[pale ore]

Valencia is shit😭

[ivory meteor]

Do a Giveaway for the GK

[foggy cape]

The GK trying to rival XQC

😭

[olive harbor]

It was an away game👀

[hollow path]

wtf am I watching rn

[foggy cape]

Nobody gonna want him blud

[hollow path]

5-0 AT HT

[scenic citrus]

marmadashvili 3.6

[near nacelle]

Battle of who is the shittier out of the 2

[sudden garnet]

Still a huge diff between 2-1 at FT and being 5-0 at HT

[olive harbor]

Yup

[hollow path]

massive

[near nacelle]

Liverpool already has signed him for next season he's just on loan at Valencia atm

[celest bough]

A win is still a win

[pale ore]

Rip liverpool

😭

[foggy cape]

Yeah I’m aware

[stiff minnow]

5-0 and they still have a second half to play wtf is Barca cooking 😭

[sudden garnet]

Need a Raphinha hat-trick for the Ballondor charge

[pale ore]

Get the gk off the firld

[foggy cape]

Now they are reconsidering their choices @near nacelle

😭

[hollow path]

raphinha >>>>>> every Madrid player this season

[near nacelle]

😭

[celest bough]

Nice joke 🤣

[pale ore]

Nice rage bait fam💀

[near nacelle]

Can't believe Bayern, Juve and Liverpool were linked to him

[dapper jay]

My atleti need to wake up vs Mallorca next Saturday man

[near nacelle]

And Liverpool actually signed him

[west iris]

What a first half visca barca💙❤

[pale ore]

Visca valencia

[foggy cape]

For a bargain as well

[pale ore]

W gk fam

😭

[near nacelle]

It's like you're playing Valladolid again

[west iris]

Fr

[olive harbor]

Mbappe joined the chat

[west iris]

10-0

[stiff minnow]

Ya'll might aswell go for double digits atp 😭

[dapper jay]

My atleti also destroyed valladolid

[west iris]

Huh

[brave jungle]

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[hollow path]

only scored 1 hattruck this season 😭🙏

[dapper jay]

We get it man

[hollow path]

hattrick

[pale ore]

We still doing this ?

[west iris]

GD is important no conceding

[pale ore]

[hollow path]

yes...

[olive harbor]

It means he is back

[hollow path]

shit

[pale ore]

Is this really gonna be your trophy this season😭

[olive harbor]

Bro is a barca fan and Can't get this joke

[hollow path]

ucl is the next one

[pale ore]

Speaking of ucl

[hollow path]

DONT

NO

[pale ore]

Goodluck fam😭

[hollow path]

NOOOOOO

[foggy cape]

[olive harbor]

If you guys will make it trough the semifinals then I will believe it

[pale ore]

GET HIM OFF THE FIELD

[near nacelle]

25m euros + 4m add ons and 5.3m performance based bonuses

[hollow path]

Liverpool might win it fr

[dapper jay]

What’s 15+1

[hollow path]

7

[pale ore]

17

[dapper jay]

No thats 15+2

[olive harbor]

Quick math

[dapper jay]

So close

[west iris]

Madrid isn't winning ucl this season

[hollow path]

5

[west iris]

Either barca or Liverpool

[near nacelle]

This ain't math class

[dapper jay]

🤣 I’m just playing

[near nacelle]

Chit chat about la liga m8

[pale ore]

Aslong as were still in

[olive harbor]

Ok? What are you on about this😭

I didn't even mentioned Ucl

[hollow path]

17th 😭

[pale ore]

Nuh uh fam

We finna come back

Look at manshitty

[foggy cape]

https://vxtwitter.com/michaelemilio_/status/1883620455954940141?s=46 @olive harbor

[olive harbor]

Lol

[hollow path]

bro my cousin is still sending me this like they won a treble 💀

[final bloom]

How many goals barca scored this half

[hollow path]

5-0

[final bloom]

Cool

[lucid ruin]

Yeah cool

[final bloom]

Wait half or full time

[lucid ruin]

Pretty nice

[hollow path]

ht

[olive harbor]

Next half 10-0

[marble ingot]

Guys 5-6 fulltime trust the process from valencia 🔥

[lucid ruin]

Half

[final bloom]

Rly dam

[pale ore]

Not with this gk💀

Get him of the field first

[lucid ruin]

Szczesny 6 own goals 🔥

[final bloom]

Fermin 2 goals and assist

[olive harbor]

Why you hate this gk 😭

[marble ingot]

Could see like 6-3 maybe tho

Like fr

[foggy cape]

@light ledge ^

[pale ore]

He sucks wym

[foggy cape]

🥶

[pale ore]

He didnt even try

[marble ingot]

Yamal comes off in 60th minute as always 💀

[hollow path]

if fermin scores 1 more goal he will have the same amount of hattricks as mbappe this season 💀

[lucid ruin]

I don’t think they are scoring ngl 😭

[olive harbor]

WB REAL BETIS GK WHO CONCEEDED 5 GOALS? WB BENFICA GK?

Enough blud

[hollow path]

0 shots 😭

[pale ore]

Bro this is half time

😭

[olive harbor]

No shit! It happens

[final bloom]

He equalled camas stats this season. This is what I would have said if I was mentally ill

[lucid ruin]

He’s a good gk but its not his day

[final bloom]

Never judge ftbl from stats

[light ledge]

only 1 day has passed since its official and we all betis fans are already tired of so many jokes

[pale ore]

10-0 incoming

[ivory meteor]

Alright lamine. Gotta score one

[pale ore]

Antony

[light ledge]

Antony broke the internet

[pale ore]

ANTONY

THE GOAT

you should be grateful ngl

[foggy cape]

😭😭😭

Wait until he makes his debut

[pale ore]

Bro will eat barcelona

😭

[stray scaffold]

Bro wtf u mean 5-0 by half time

[pale ore]

Devoured

[hollow path]

10 goals in 2 mins 🥶

[light ledge]

did barca beat Valencia

[pale ore]

With that gl

[foggy cape]

5-0 HT

[pale ore]

Gk

[foggy cape]

💀

[pale ore]

Yes

[lucid ruin]

Rapha hattrick and Lamine hattrick of assists well be there

[stray scaffold]

He couldn't get 10 goals in 2 years😭😂

[hollow path]

.

[pale ore]

Jack grealish

[light ledge]

Lewa bottled ballon dor like bellingham did last season

[pale ore]

Anyone have the rating for the gk this match

[lucid ruin]

On sofascore its 5.2

[pale ore]

Lewa never came close tbf

Covid robbed his dor though

1 balondor for covid

[celest bough]

Mbappe the goat

🐢🐢🐢

[pale ore]

Covid played so good they stopped the games 😭

[final bloom]

Still can't believe rodri has a bdor

[hollow path]

2nd half will start

[dark musk]

I think flicks barca going for treble guys

[foggy cape]

Not yet

[dark musk]

[pale ore]

[olive harbor]

Second half begun

[hollow path]

yessir

[dark musk]

I’m trying to scare rma fans

[foggy cape]

Need few more goals

[olive harbor]

Wow how come they attacked😭

[foggy cape]

[stiff minnow]

Depends if they can stay more consistent in La Liga than Madrid

[olive harbor]

5 more

[dark musk]

How about 5 more

[foggy cape]

Ye

[celest bough]

Which they won't

[pale ore]

How did they tie against mid table getafe btw

[hollow path]

Haram ball vs barca

[marble ingot]

HOW ARE YOU EVEN PRO

[olive harbor]

Lmao they really started attacking

[marble ingot]

ITS GONE OUT FOR A THROW IN

[olive harbor]

Mamarda nice

[dark musk]

How did leganes beat atlti madrid

[pale ore]

Idk

Didnt watch

[dark musk]

Nothing is predictable

[celest bough]

Yo

[stiff minnow]

Maybe, depends if Madrid's form regresses or not

[celest bough]

Not a chance.

[marble ingot]

Quintuple substitution gonna happen bro 💀

[hollow path]

shit

[pale ore]

What happened

💀

[pale ore]

Shit ưhat

[hollow path]

Valencia already wants to make subs

[pale ore]

I feel like valencia will be doing some brexit dor challenge

💀

[olive harbor]

When will the camp nou stadium back?

[pale ore]

2225

[olive harbor]

Next year?

[olive harbor]

I'm not in the mood with the jokes buddy

[lucid ruin]

June

[olive harbor]

Ok thx

[lucid ruin]

Oh no May

Same thing basically

[hollow path]

wut

[pale ore]

Why:(

[hollow path]

4 months left

[olive harbor]

Because I asked a question that I wanted to know

[pale ore]

I said 2026

2025*

[olive harbor]

.

[foggy cape]

2025 February-March

[pale ore]

Oops lol

[foggy cape]

With minimal capacity

[olive harbor]

Nice

[pale ore]

Wym

Minimal

Like its not finished?

They forgot to buy the chairs?

[fervent marsh]

It's like with the Bernabeu back then when they returned

In 2021

[pale ore]

Ah aight

[fervent marsh]

Bruh how did Ferran missed that

[olive harbor]

Well its good. They are preparing for the 2030 wc🤍

[hollow path]

FUUUUUCK

FERRAN

EVEN I WOULD SCORE THAT

[olive harbor]

Xd

[pale ore]

Not scoring against valencia is a crime

[dapper jay]

I easily score that

[fervent marsh]

My prime middle school lunch me would score that

[olive harbor]

He scored one

Lewandowski fina come On

[hollow path]

RAPHA

FUCK

[pale ore]

Rapha who

[scenic citrus]

lewa on

[pale ore]

😭

[hollow path]

sick tackle

[pale ore]

Valencia should just go home bro

They suck so bad

[hollow path]

fr

[pale ore]

Its not even funny💀

[hollow path]

lamine almost scored

[olive harbor]

5-1

Xd

[pale ore]

Theyshouldve been 21tj

[olive harbor]

Conrelius motivated the team😂

[hollow path]

FUCK

[fervent marsh]

Bye clean sheet

[hollow path]

5-1

[pale ore]

Valencia not being 21th

Laliga is rigged

Varlencia

[scenic citrus]

la liga always against barca

[hollow path]

we didn't get a single clean sheet since last year

[olive harbor]

👁👄👁

[lucid ruin]

Fuck man

[pale ore]

Valencia shouldve stayed humble

[lucid ruin]

Nit cleansheet

[hollow path]

lewa on

[pale ore]

No clean sheet. 💀

What happened

[hollow path]

BRUH

[fervent marsh]

Lewa coming on to score more pens

[hollow path]

BALDE OFF

[pale ore]

Something flicked onmy screen

[hollow path]

FUCK

[lunar ridge]

GOOOOOOOL VAMOS JODER

SI SE PUEDE

[scenic citrus]

😔

always against barca

[pale ore]

Flicks cooking

[marsh mica]

Do people actually think pedri better then Bellingham

[hollow path]

fuck yeah

[pale ore]

Bro the goal was 2 minutes ago

Or smth

💀

[olive harbor]

😂

I am gonna disagree with you

[marsh mica]

How😭

[fervent marsh]

Heh yeah I love rainbow flag

[sudden minnow]

not really

[dapper jay]

What’s with the flag

[pale ore]

Mostly barca fans

Gotta support their club

[lucid ruin]

Yuh uh

[celest bough]

Mbappe

[lucid ruin]

They play 2 different roles tho

[marsh mica]

Bellingham is so much better

[sudden minnow]

right

[hollow path]

why

[pale ore]

This streaming service suck and my tv has 120p

[dapper jay]

Bappe

[marsh mica]

Bellingham don’t play cam anymore

[olive harbor]

Blud scoring goals. Won 4 trophies in his 1st season..

[sudden minnow]

but yeah there's no point comparing them they carry out 2 different roles

[fervent marsh]

Appe

[marsh mica]

Provides more to team overall better player

[pale ore]

Ppe

[olive harbor]

Yeah

[celest bough]

Bellingham the goat

[dapper jay]

Pe

[pale ore]

E

[celest bough]

.

[fervent marsh]

E

[pale ore]

_

[hollow path]

blud the point of a midfielder is to pass the ball not play st for half the season and play cam

[fervent marsh]

Kylian

[pale ore]

Lottin

[olive harbor]

They have a different role so we can't compare them

[hollow path]

yes

[lucid ruin]

Yeah exactly

[marsh mica]

He hasnt played cam or st a single time this season bro what are you saying

[hollow path]

so

[marsh mica]

Both are cm

[hollow path]

😂😂😂

[olive harbor]

In middfield pedri is good. In attacking midfield bellingham is good✅️

[hollow path]

bro didn't watch a single Madrid game last season

[marsh mica]

Bellingham is not a cam

[pale ore]

Will lewandoski even score

[hollow path]

no

[marsh mica]

He played cam last season but not this one

[tranquil cairn]

an own goal? yes

[hollow path]

only pens

[pale ore]

😭

[hollow path]

HE DID THIS SEASON

BRO

[marsh mica]

When?

[hollow path]

bruh my tv ain't tving

[hollow path]

can't remember

but he did

[marsh mica]

Nope

[tranquil cairn]

pointless argument

[marsh mica]

Tell me what formation real Madrid play

[hollow path]

U TELL ME

[olive harbor]

Bellingham can play in cm and in attack as well. Depends the line up and coach desicion

[marsh mica]

433 cdm

Or 422

442

[olive harbor]

6-1

[hollow path]

hold on

[olive harbor]

Lewandowski

[lucid ruin]

DISNEYYYYYY

[fervent marsh]

LEWAAAAAA

[olive harbor]

Heh knew it

[tranquil cairn]

my bad lewa

[hollow path]

BRO MY TV IS LIKE A DECADE BACK

[lucid ruin]

Warra goal

[pale ore]

Aged like millk ah😭

[stiff minnow]

Fermin Lopez MOTM for sure

[hollow path]

demn

[pale ore]

Mbappe 2 goals form pichichi whatever the fuck its called again?

[olive harbor]

Mbappe now needs 3 goals to surpass disney 👀

[scenic citrus]

..

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/remontada-cest-pas-possible-stephane-gif-11246056

[olive harbor]

The top goal scorer race is on💥

[scenic citrus]

have i done it

[stiff minnow]

Mamardash aiming for 1.0 rating 🔥

[scenic citrus]

i said it would be 6-1

an hour ago

[marsh mica]

Lewa is trash

[hollow path]

still 30 mins left

[hollow path]

go fuck ur self rn

[twin parcel]

I finally gave up on ansu

[scenic citrus]

club brugge fan

[olive harbor]

Yeah he just scored

[scenic citrus]

we will humble club brugge in ucl

[stiff minnow]

Who's we exactly?

[dapper jay]

Competing against XQC

[hollow path]

no offside

[pale ore]

Didnt you just shit on him😭

[marsh mica]

He gets the most service of anyone in world football

And still cant finish

[hollow path]

casa do got hit in the nuts

god

[lucid ruin]

Lewa is old

[fervent marsh]

Gavi getting off the bench

[bitter ether]

Is Gary Neville coaching València again

[hollow path]

casado*

[olive harbor]

Erm he is a CF and his job is to recieve the ball and score a goal... tf you talking about😭

[bitter ether]

I mean it must be similar if you’re getting 6-1’d

[marsh mica]

Yeah but has the most big chances missed in the leauge

[hollow path]

Valencia really trying to pull a remontada rn

[hollow path]

mbappe joined the chat

[olive harbor]

Ofc. Thats football.

[fervent marsh]

Fermin hat trick please 🙏

[olive harbor]

Mbappe is back finally after 3 months💥