la-liga

[shut belfry]

BRILLIANT

[shell hedge]

Save

[shut belfry]

Bilbao aren’t threatening offensively at all

[shell hedge]

*Athletic

[shut belfry]

I can’t see them win this

[weary depot]

there was no hope for delusion now there is hope

so delusion comes back

[weary depot]

See you October 27th

[shell hedge]

the only sad part is that Ter Stegen won't be around for Bellingham to trigger PTSD in

Instead he'll get to deal with Pena, who will get anxious around Vinicius

[weary depot]

Szczesny

u won't face Statue and Pena this time around

[shut belfry]

Nico Williams on

[shell hedge]

Nico on

[weary depot]

as I said see you October 27th

[shell hedge]

You're not going to watch the Madrid derby this weekend? That sucks

[thick saddle]

2nd one better ngl. Look at the red. It has a diff vibe

[shut belfry]

Nico is already changing the game for athletic

[weary depot]

2 haramball teams

and I don't wanna watch a crybaby

[shell hedge]

Which is why you've been avoiding mirrors

[weary depot]

I've been avoiding looking at Vini mate

[thick saddle]

damn

cook

[shell hedge]

Offside

[weary depot]

rsn why ur sucka

[thick saddle]

let the man learn castellano first 😭

[shut belfry]

New signing saud is coming on for Roma

Interesting

[weary depot]

@thick saddle cry bum

[grave glen]

The Saudi player is on. I'm curious to see what he'd made of

[shut belfry]

How do they communicate with the Saudi player

No English, no Spanish, no Italian

Just Arabic

[shell hedge]

He probably knows one of them

VAR check

[cyan rose]

Roma won??

[shell hedge]

It's still going

[cyan rose]

Go wher

[shell hedge]

Roma vs Athletic sigue en marcha

[cyan rose]

Ok

[cloud sparrow]

This is a nightmare

We had to play well and were playing shit

Vivian injured

[shell hedge]

There's still time left

[cloud sparrow]

Trust me

This isn't gonna end in shit

Nothing and we move

[shell hedge]

We've come back in matches like this within less time

Athletic can still do something

[cloud sparrow]

The thing is we don't have the players to do that

Berenguer ≠ mbappe

[grave glen]

Who tf is berenguer

[shell hedge]

Athletic player

[grave glen]

What kind of name is this

[weary depot]

typical Madrid fan

[grave glen]

Is this AI generated

[shell hedge]

I know who Berenguer is

[weary depot]

not u

[grave glen]

Meaning what

0 ball knowledge?

[weary depot]

said it yourself 🤷‍♂️

[shell hedge]

Stunna: 15 UCLs

[grave glen]

Bro always throwing shade 😂😭

[cyan rose]

goal

[weary depot]

1-1 Athletic

[grave glen]

Cmon i thought me and u had common ground etc

[cloud sparrow]

GOOOOL

[shell hedge]

@cloud sparrow

[cloud sparrow]

GOOOOOOOL

[shell hedge]

[cloud sparrow]

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

[shell hedge]

You doubted me

[shut belfry]

GOL

[cloud sparrow]

There's still time

Let's calm down

[shell hedge]

Very good corner kick

[cloud sparrow]

Anything can happen

[grave glen]

A point out of Italy is huge

[cloud sparrow]

It would be

[shut belfry]

Especially in this stadium

[cloud sparrow]

Hardest match we have

[shell hedge]

Still time for a comeback

[cloud sparrow]

A point here would be good

WHY ARE THE ROMA PLAYERS BEEFING IÑAKI

FUCK YOU

DONT BEEF MY POOKIE

[shut belfry]

How much have u won and lost until now

[grave glen]

Better than the haramball match between atletico and Celta

[thick saddle]

😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

Good question

[grave glen]

What is haramball lmao

I keep seeing this term

[cloud sparrow]

Atleti

[shell hedge]

What Ancelotti does

[grave glen]

Anti football

[grave glen]

Ohhh

What about winning is winning

[cloud sparrow]

PRESSURE GIVE IT TO NICO

GUYS COME ONN

[weary depot]

Baena has 4 assists so Vini gets the hell out of that top 3 assist chart

[cloud sparrow]

KEEP YOUR BALLS

[shut belfry]

Oh this is the first round for Bilbao

[cloud sparrow]

NOOOOO

NOOOO

STOP

[grave glen]

Not if done consistently

[shell hedge]

Flare smoke

[cloud sparrow]

DONT LET THEMMM

[grave glen]

?

[cloud sparrow]

DONT LET THEM SFORE

PLSPLSPLSPLS

JULEN

YESSS

GOOD SAVE

[grave glen]

Id prefer winning tbh

[shut belfry]

Smokies from Roma

[cloud sparrow]

COME ON

IÑAKI POOKIE LOCK IN

[grave glen]

If anti football is done consistently then very rarely u will see a team winning

[cloud sparrow]

GOOO

OMG BERENGUER YOUR NOT RONALDONHO

[grave glen]

Atletico did pretty well with haramball dont u think

[cloud sparrow]

STOP DRIBBL8NGGG

[grave glen]

They reached 2 cl finals

[cloud sparrow]

YOUR NOT RONALDINHO

[grave glen]

Won the league too

[cloud sparrow]

PAAA THE BALLLL

[grizzled patio]

atletico is drawing to celta

[grave glen]

They don't consistently win now do they?

[thick saddle]

my fav animal is angry Daniel

[weary depot]

1-0 Atleti

[shell hedge]

Atletico scored

[thick saddle]

lmao

[grizzled patio]

fuc

[cloud sparrow]

PRESSS

[grizzled patio]

fuck

[weary depot]

🆘

[cloud sparrow]

Pressss

[grave glen]

Ye but thats bc of madrids dominance

[cloud sparrow]

GOOD

[violet marten]

Actually punished

[grizzled patio]

fuck sake

[cloud sparrow]

GOOD

[grizzled patio]

man

[cloud sparrow]

UP UPVUP

6 MORE MINS

[violet marten]

Oh that has got to hurt

[grave glen]

And their way of playing games. Thankfully Simeone has started changing his ways

[cloud sparrow]

NICOOOO WYDDD

[grave glen]

And atletico dagger

Nice

[cloud sparrow]

6 MINUTES MORE COME IN

[grave glen]

The two Madrids won both of their matches right before the derby ✅

[cloud sparrow]

LOCK IN

[thick saddle]

chat, I‘m genuinely sorry you guys don’t speak Spanish. La revuelta is the best late night show 😭

[cloud sparrow]

REFEREE YOU AREBDOGSHIT

[grave glen]

Wait who scored the goal tho

[cloud sparrow]

REFEREE THAT IS NOT A FOUL

[shut belfry]

Oh wow Alvarez scores the late winner

[cloud sparrow]

FUCKING BULLSHIT

[violet marten]

Alvarez

[weary depot]

If Sucka has 1000 haters I'm one of them if she has 100 haters I'm still one of them if she has 1 hater I'm the one and if she has 0 haters I'm dead

[pallid oasis]

Alvarez

[grave glen]

Who provided the assist

[shut belfry]

Grizzi

[cloud sparrow]

PRESSUREEEE

[thick saddle]

tf did I do to you

[grave glen]

Of course, griezzy the goat 💪

[foggy cape]

@mellow kindle Alvarez dagger 🥶🔥🔥

[cloud sparrow]

DWFEND PLEAEE

[grave glen]

The madrid board should look into hiring a hitman to assasinate diego simeone because without him atletico falls apart completely 😭 alr im joking before people start 🆘

[cloud sparrow]

GOOO GOOO GOOO

OOOH

[weary depot]

ur a bum

[cloud sparrow]

OURS

NICO GO GO

[thick saddle]

is this supposed to be goo or go

[cloud sparrow]

TO YOUR BTORHER FOR FUGS SAGKE

[mellow kindle]

Good for him that he finally scores his goals (didnt see the goal)

[shell hedge]

Atletico go one point behind us, which means they're finishing the week in second

[foggy cape]

[cloud sparrow]

NOO BERENGUER

[grave glen]

Bro beefing with madrid fans and barca fans you want all the smoke huh 😆

[cloud sparrow]

STOP TOUCHING THE BALL

LEAVE ITBTO NICO

[cyan rose]

WHAT

[mellow kindle]

Ajax is playing man cant betray them like that 😭

[cloud sparrow]

PICK IT UP JULEN

[pseudo flicker]

Valladolid draw 0-0 with Real Sociedad in LaLiga Matchday 6

Real Sociedad continue their slump, drawing 0-0 with Real Valladolid. Both teams entered the match on equal points, with only one win each. Sheraldo Becker had several chances to score, but his uncertainty and Selim Amallah's good saves decided the outcome. The match was rife with fouls, with yellow cards from the very first minutes. Cenk Özcakar was injured after a spectacular save and had to leave the pitch (14'). Debutant Abdulay Juma Bah from Sierra Leone showed his skills. Erreala had their moments, but lacked precision in attack. The best chance came from Mikel Oyarzabal, who found the back of the net, but the goal was disallowed due to a slight offside. ⚽ Paulo Pezzolano, Valladolid's coach, motivated his players, praising their fight. The White and Blues continue their bad streak, with only three goals in seven matches. The team from San Sebastian is getting closer to the relegation zone. 💔 This draw means that the team's crisis is deepening. 👀

[cloud sparrow]

LATE

BROOO

GO NICO

[weary depot]

?

[slender olive]

Atletico wtf

[thick saddle]

cállate

[cloud sparrow]

DO SOMETHINGGG

[cloud sparrow]

HAHSVZBF

[thick saddle]

Yes

[cloud sparrow]

WHAY FOUL

THATS ALL BALL

BULLSHIT

GET OUT

[grave glen]

Bro relax

Lol

[shell hedge]

Should we give him a paper bag to breathe in?

[grizzled patio]

20000 yesrs late

[cloud sparrow]

NO

[slender olive]

Ur not funny

[grave glen]

U mean second to Madrid?

[cloud sparrow]

COME ONNNN

[thick saddle]

Yes please. He desperately needs it

[thick saddle]

😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

NO I DONT BERENGUER DOES

[shell hedge]

After today they go third on the league table, after Sunday they'll go second

[thick saddle]

damn

[cloud sparrow]

BERENGUER NEEDS TO PASS

[grave glen]

Can i be honest

[thick saddle]

fuck off

[cloud sparrow]

1 MIN LEFT

[thick saddle]

Don’t disrespect the goat Julian

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/clenched-fists-clench-fist-fists-fist-clenched-gif-2656442627014945371

[slender olive]

Yo sucka

[thick saddle]

Leverkusen would score

[cloud sparrow]

DONT LET THEM

[thick saddle]

Yes yes dm

Wait

[cloud sparrow]

NICE JULEN

[thick saddle]

Lemme reply

[slender olive]

I won a 200 dollar microphone in a raffle

[thick saddle]

What

[cloud sparrow]

THERES 30 SRCS GET UP DE MARCOS

[foggy cape]

Oohk

[cloud sparrow]

DONT EAIT FOR 1-1 FUCKING ATTACK

[shell hedge]

Athletic's drawing with Roma

[cyan rose]

How

[cloud sparrow]

JULEN QUICKKK

FFS

FULL TIME

IT COULDVE BEEN BETTER COULDVE BEEN WORSE

[sleek echo]

Alvarezzzzzz

[grizzled patio]

https://tenor.com/view/my-new-character-my-new-character-chill-gif-3448582885601940604

[sleek echo]

Last minute winnerrrrr

Vamooooooooos

[cloud sparrow]

CANT SAY IM HAPPY CANT SAY IM MAD

WE GOT A POINT

[shell hedge]

FT

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-breathe-spongebob-gasping-breathing-heavily-gif-5892269

[sleek echo]

Drawing to roma away is def a good result

[shell hedge]

Both Basque clubs got a point in their Europa League openers

[shut belfry]

Draw ain’t bad for athletic in Roma

[sleek echo]

Not bad atleast

[cloud sparrow]

We could've won too

Man

[thick saddle]

Why did Nico get a yellow

[cloud sparrow]

We should've won

[cloud sparrow]

Stupid foul that wasn't a foul

[thick saddle]

Ah

[shut belfry]

This counts as a loss for Roma defo

[cloud sparrow]

We should've won at the end if Oscar de marcos didn't take 20byears to get up

And play the ball forward

[shut belfry]

How’s ur group looking tho

[grave glen]

Pretty sure this was their most difficult match on paper

[cloud sparrow]

Tf you mean group bro

It's all a big league too now

[cloud sparrow]

Fenerbache away gonna be worse

[shut belfry]

Are u dumb??? YOUR PUT IN A GROUP OF TEAMS TO OLAY AGAINST TO GAIN POINTS FOR THE LEAGUE

Holy shit

[cloud sparrow]

What

[grave glen]

No youre not

Wtf

[cloud sparrow]

It's all a big league and you play a few guys

[thick saddle]

who hurt you brother

[cloud sparrow]

That'd it

[grave glen]

@weary depot and you question my knowledge???

Bruv

[shut belfry]

Pissing me off man

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/joost-joost-klein-europapa-europapa-live-eurovision-gif-16778888492358459870

[grave glen]

Theres no more groups

U get random teams u play

[shut belfry]

U get picked teams brother omg I’m gonna flip. To collect points for the big league

[cloud sparrow]

Whoops one pa too many

[grave glen]

Exactly thats not groups lmao

[cloud sparrow]

But how do yoh measure that in group terms

[shut belfry]

ITS THE SAME CONCEPT

[grave glen]

Its not

[grave glen]

Barca played monaco

But theyre not in the same group

Each face different opponents now

[thick saddle]

Do you mean the pots?

[cloud sparrow]

Bodo glimt above us

[grizzled patio]

its not groups

[shut belfry]

Cause it was randomly picked for us by the system thing! The teams that we play against are already set and we play them to get points for the big league

[shut belfry]

Yes

[grave glen]

Bro wheres pedriszn

[grizzled patio]

if it was groups, then monaco would have to play against all the team barca wil play against

[thick saddle]

but that isn’t the same. You play against one club in EACH pot

[thick saddle]

exactly

[grave glen]

Ok but thats not groups at all

[weary depot]

rent free 😭

[grave glen]

NO im saying bc u told me 5 mins ago " typical madrid fan knowledge"

[shut belfry]

A group for UR own team. SPECIALISED group of teams THAT ur team gets to play against

Am I gonna have to like spell this shit out

[grave glen]

But barca fan still thought it was groups

[grave glen]

R u joking

[shell hedge]

Are you still complaining about that?

[shut belfry]

How are u so stressed over the word group

[weary depot]

😭🤷‍♂️

[grave glen]

Im not stressed wtf lol

I jsut told u ur wronf

And u are

Dont hate me for it

@weary depot

Is he wrong or not

Refute your own brah

[weary depot]

stop glazing dawg

[grave glen]

Cmon dawg

Keep that same energy towards your own 😭

[shut belfry]

You’ve been on my ass for the use of group cause it’s a group of teams that ur team gets to play against for the big league. You don’t play against the whole entire league. You play against a certain bunch of teams

[grave glen]

Bro u know what

Youre right and im wrong

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

[grave glen]

Im very sorry

[shut belfry]

Good now get SOSed

[weary depot]

🔥

[grave glen]

Sosed for what

I should SOS u honestly

For misinformation

[topaz crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/laporta-joan-laporta-fc-barcelona-rbarca-barcelona-baby-gif-15844870491352837442

[frank goblet]

Lol

[weary depot]

ur not him dawg

[cyan rose]

Guy when barcelon vs rel madri

[frank goblet]

I agree

[grave glen]

Always throwing digs why cant u just b nice

[frank goblet]

Who

[grave glen]

I know who u are

Stop messaging me from diff accounts

[frank goblet]

What the heck who you talking about

[topaz crypt]

October 20 something

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/edfupdate/status/1839378750716469663?s=46 this your boy?

EDF Update 🇫🇷 (@EDFUpdate) on X

📹| Jules Koundé backstage for Jacquemus 🍦

Twitter · Sep 26, 2024, 6:57 PM

[topaz crypt]

Dont ask me and expect me to know what the fuck he’s doing

[grave glen]

So long he continues being a top 3 Rb atm then he can be as zesty as he wants

and ngl im starting being moved by him 🔥

[shell hedge]

this was us against Alaves up to the point of Vallejo coming on:

And this will be us in the Madrid derby:

[grave glen]

I was told by a madrid fan yesterday that they dont need to sign a CB

Hes relying on Vallejo season

I say madrid but he had a cr7 pfp so probs not a fan

[grave glen]

And I JUST SAW THIS UNDERDOG GIMMICK

MAY U BE STRUCK DOWN YA ALLAH

[shell hedge]

Real Madrid this week be like: https://tenor.com/view/lebron-challenge-dakidgowie-imposter-fake-gif-6107687813008454413

[grave glen]

What happened to galacticos 2.0

[ornate matrix]

Wow wow wow https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1839412145068667180?s=46&t=QgMqWhqqTYVCe30FWLQf0g

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✨ Conor Gallagher vs Celta Vigo:

• 90 minutes
• 86% pass accuracy
• 2 chances created
• 1/1 dribbles
• 8/8 duels won
• 3 fouls won
• 2 interceptions
• 4 tackles

TE QUIERO MUCHO, EL PITBULL! ❤️🤍

Twitter · Sep 26, 2024, 9:10 PM

[grave glen]

Madrid aint ready

[shell hedge]

I never said that

I think it's idiotic to say that over signing Mbappe, especially when Mbappe's been mostly useless

https://x.com/EuropaLeague/status/1839422684029141167

UEFA Europa League (@EuropaLeague) on X

Matchday 1 is in the books 📚

#UEL

Twitter · Sep 26, 2024, 9:51 PM

[mint plaza]

That's my rb

[cyan rose]

OPA ATLETI

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[raw cedar]

Pulling szcezcsy out of retirement is crazy work

[worthy dirge]

Fr

Assist from Lewa

[dark musk]

it’s not as it looks in this pic guys💀

[weary depot]

js media doing its thing

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/footballespana_/status/1839225653389869260 "hasn't been in Spain long enough to understand racism"

[real hull]

😭

[cyan rose]

GUY

real valdo vs malorca who won

[real hull]

Me

[ripe field]

🆘

[ripe field]

getafe is the most disgusting club ever to exist

how do you not back your own player

[cyan rose]

Bro give serious answer

[weary depot]

Google exists

[cyan rose]

GUY real valdo play defense or atack?

[real hull]

Midfield

[weary depot]

😭

[real hull]

I wanted to say gk but nvm😭

[cyan rose]

Stops answer if its joke

[thick saddle]

What a fucking dumbass

[kindred stag]

The more I know, the more I hate getafe

[lunar ridge]

🥺

[opal obsidian]

it's 2024

let him be gay

[grave glen]

So long as he performs I don't really care tbh

[shell glade]

?

[opal obsidian]

i think mort was poking fun at kounde's zestiness

[shell glade]

yeah but feminity isn't the same as being gay

you can't say that lol

[opal obsidian]

let him be zesty 🗣️

one thing u cant deny

he has style

[shell glade]

FR

I love his style

He's so daring with it as well

Pushing the boundaries

[topaz crypt]

Im gonna show up to school in a kounde fit

[shell glade]

Do it

[topaz crypt]

Yeah no

[thick saddle]

people be saying “as long as he’s playing well, let him dress like that“ like wdym, you wouldn’t accept him dressing like that if he played bad? 😭

[topaz crypt]

Would you accept marcos alonso dressing like that

[thick saddle]

😭

yes

[grave glen]

Brudda wtffdf is this shit

[thick saddle]

?

[grave glen]

If a madrid player would wear that wed riot

If vini starts wearing this you can have him tbh

[opal obsidian]

no thanks we know better

we'd gladly take fede if he wears this though

[grave glen]

Youd take vini in a heartbeat

[topaz crypt]

Yeah we got ferran torres

[grave glen]

Bro you can take everyone who wears this

[topaz crypt]

we dont want no madrid player

[grave glen]

What would u do if ur son became a madridista

[topaz crypt]

I wouldnt raise him like that in the first place

[grave glen]

Nah what if

[topaz crypt]

I’d ground him for a decade

[opal obsidian]

same

[topaz crypt]

Or lock him up and make him watch ferran highlights

[grave glen]

Idk what i might do if my son was a culer

Maybe leave the country

Or like

@weary depot what would u do

[weary depot]

glaze

[topaz crypt]

The hell

[weary depot]

I meant that he glazes me

[grave glen]

Just curious what youd do mate

You always have something interesting to say 😂

[weary depot]

3 pings in less than a full day

[shell glade]

So weird innit

[grave glen]

Oh i didnt count

But if it bothers u that much then bet wont happen again

[grave glen]

Oh now i understand the question mark

[weary depot]

I wouldn't even take him if u pay us

Raphinha clears

[grave glen]

And thats 4 pings in 24h

I guess u glaze more then me then huh

[weary depot]

there's a difference between replying to a message and @ out of nowhere

[grave glen]

You know i saw something interesting like an hour ago

And immediately you came to mind ngl

[grave glen]

No but I would've used it as an agenda against him

[topaz crypt]

Just kiss already

[shell hedge]

What's wrong with it?

[grave glen]

Only females bro and actual ones not ones who like to dress like females such as kounde

[shell hedge]

People can dress however they want

[topaz crypt]

Oh yeah? Wear a barca kit then

[thick saddle]

What the fuck is your problem

[grave glen]

?

[shell hedge]

He's a child

[thick saddle]

Excuse me? Sexist :)

[grave glen]

Watafak

[thick saddle]

What do you mean?

[grave glen]

They got homeboy

[thick saddle]

Yeah, deserved

he is sexist

[grave glen]

wtf

[shell hedge]

All that outrage over a one piece skirt

[thick saddle]

istg

[grave glen]

[shell glade]

move on

[grave glen]

ok

[grave glen]

As in if he consistently performs horribly people would use it to troll him

[thick saddle]

people? Or you?

[grave glen]

Both

[lunar ridge]

valencia CF’s offices last night

[topaz crypt]

What the hell

[copper bison]

ahh valencia

[real hull]

Damn…..

[thick saddle]

😮

[lunar ridge]

on the next day news came out regarding Anti-corruption investigating Peter Lim for money laundering among other charges

It’s probably Miguel Zorío again

[lunar ridge]

Evidence came out in the club’s accounts with 26 million € being redirected to different retail stores all over Spain in 2023, and that’s just the top of the iceberg

also today Peter Lim’s representative (who hasn’t stepped a foot in Valencia since 2019) is in Valencia today in an important meeting with American banking company Goldman Sachs looking for a +300M liquid loan.

⏳

[thick saddle]

Downfall is close

[lapis quail]

barcaaa

[foggy cape]

He pulled a barto

💀

[grizzled patio]

first gay player in La liga i think

well im happy for him

[weary depot]

?

[grizzled patio]

someone told me he was gay

[weary depot]

he isn't

[grizzled patio]

?

i said i think

someone told me

[opal obsidian]

not gay

[grave glen]

Who Kounde? He's as straight as a Twix chocolate bar

He just likes his brand sense of fashion

[weary depot]

they're lying

[lapis quail]

barca

[real hull]

Haters gonna hate bro don’t believe em

[stark mesa]

yo its me

[cloud sparrow]

what the freak

no one should have that fit

ever

[grave glen]

Immaculate aura tbh

[tough star]

Should’ve done it like that one tiktok where the guy covers his face in whipped cream

[cloud sparrow]

lore accurate kounde

[lament swallow]

unless you're best rb itw

[cyan rose]

GUY

real valdo vs malorca who won

real valdo can win today guy??

[weary depot]

the vs won

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1839690862587945218 another incident, and the weekend just started

[cyan rose]

GUY comes on any real valdo fan her

We can win today

?

[cloud sparrow]

real valdo 🔥

[cyan rose]

They won?

[weary depot]

no they didn't win

he won

[proven star]

Hola, gané el trofeo de la Eurocopa 2024, ¡estoy tan feliz!

[foggy cape]

😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

uhh

???

bro is not lamine yamal 🗣️

[sleek echo]

https://x.com/laligamichael/status/1839386806137282955?s=46&t=rqL7Z2-58fwSbkYp0yZWkg

Michael (@LaLigaMichael) on X

Most goals in La Liga:
7 - Robert Lewandowski (36 yo)
6 - Ayoze Perez (31 yo)

Most assists in La Liga:
5 - Lamine Yamal (17 yo)
4 - Alex Baena (23 yo)

Barcelona & Villarreal leading the races so far. Fitting, since they're arguably the most fun sides in Spain atm.

Twitter · Sep 26, 2024, 7:29 PM

If only villareal didn’t sell a couple players they’d be better then Real Madrid

[cloud sparrow]

i remind you iñaki tied with baena

[shell hedge]

Doesn't fit the narrative

[red turret]

Imagine being a Valladolid fan rn

WHAT A GOAL

[weary depot]

can't be worse than United

[weary depot]

Southampton

[acoustic bone]

Mallorca top 4?

Ok

[kindred stag]

CREAMMM

Best rb itw

[shell hedge]

I hope something keeps me busy tomorrow because I'm not ready to witness another masterclass from Barcelona

Yamal, Raphinha and Disney are all compensating in the match

[kindred stag]

We play again tomorrow?

Holy shit I didn't even know

[shell hedge]

Hell would freeze over before Barcelona would drop a point to "Osasuna"

[kindred stag]

What is this schedule didn't we just play like a day ago

[kindred stag]

Hansi flick said he'll enjoy whatever atmosphere osasuna fans cook up. This guys mental

[shell hedge]

Osasuna away, more like OsASuna away, right?

[kindred stag]

5-0 easy

[kindred stag]

You missed an S in ASS😭

[shell hedge]

And we won't be able to do anything about your thrashing of Osasuna because we'll be getting thrashed the next day in the derby

We're going to make Gallagher look like Xavi

And we'll make Griezmann look like a good player

This weekend's going to be a nightmare

[kindred stag]

Underdog gimmick vs Atletico Madrid 😭

Where's the shame

Y'all will end up winning 3-1

[shell hedge]

Word on the street is that Ancelotti's reverting back to the tactics he used last season to compensate for Mbappe getting injured, which means we'll be relying more on Bellingham again

"Bellingham" in an important match is an absolute stinker factory, don't let the over 30 G/A debut season as a midfielder fool you, "Bellingham" will provide nothing to the team offensively

[kindred stag]

Cook

[kindred stag]

Meh. I still think real have started the season better. They have a striker problem still despite signing sorloth and alvarez

Whoever ends up starting, will have to put in a shift

[shell hedge]

over 30 G/A despite being a midfielder, with several of those goals for club and country being match winners? Mediocre at best, light work for most of the world

[shell hedge]

Vinicius/Rodrygo
Bellingham/Camavinga/Tchouameni/Valverde
Mendy/Rudiger/Militao/Carvajal
Courtois

[kindred stag]

He can't do it in a humid night in San moix

[dapper bolt]

You guys think I'll win vs Atleti

[red turret]

Most certainly

[dapper bolt]

Militao or Alaba?

we havent seen Alaba play enough, but i dont think Militao is better

[grave glen]

mbappe pls can you give ur starting spot to endrick

hes better than you

[grizzled patio]

for some reason

atletico madrid is our kryptonite

i think the atmosphere has something to do with it

[shell hedge]

Injured, doesn't have a choice

[worn cape]

https://tenor.com/view/kes-kes-football-match-brian-glover-ken-loach-goal-gif-8476748188113241671

is this bobby guys?

[grave glen]

Yea its bobby and if u look really closely u will see endrick in that vid

Wait

THAT AINT BOBBY

THATS BOOBY

[grave glen]

Bobby: enderick

[dapper bolt]

I still have to get used to the team, it would be a waste to have me on the bench. Give me one month and i swear ill be back.

Endrick loses the ball too often, the good thing about him is his shooting. Sure i loose the ball a lot too. But just look at my most recent goal with jude. Would Endrick do that?

The only reason why Alaves scored two goals is because Carlo got too confident and subbed out half the team, including me and put in Endrick and others. No disrespect to Bobby, he has the potential to be better than me, but for right now, just stick to me.

[shell hedge]

Endrick loses the ball too often
Idolizes Mbappe
Owari da

[dapper bolt]

Sorry for yapping but sometimes im too competitive

[grave glen]

Maybe sometime, i think im too competitive

https://tenor.com/view/idc-still-gif-13755627

[dapper bolt]

Also Pelé is the goat no question

Cr7 is a close 2nd

[shell hedge]

Maybe you should stop being too competitive and constantly trying 3v1s that lead nowhere, running into defensive walls left and right, and wasting every chance you get

[grave glen]

Who is 3rd in your opinion mbappe?

[dapper bolt]

Hell no 💀💀💀

probably messi

[dapper bolt]

Also

[grave glen]

And what do you think of Romario?

[dapper bolt]

hmm

Im not very sure

Theres too many footballers man

[grave glen]

Yep i understand mr mbappe

what do you think about real madrid so far?

Is it good in ur standards?

[dapper bolt]

Being biased, they are not being as good as they should be

[grave glen]

Oh damn

and you dont like that do you

you want it to not be biased

[dapper bolt]

Although i believe that if we just wait a bit, Real could find themselves

and be as good as they need to be

[grave glen]

Ah yes, the classic, patience is key

[dapper bolt]

Well ofc, Its too early to be judging

[dapper bolt]

Kroos is out, Nacho is out

[grave glen]

Do you think real madrid have great potential in the future?

[grave glen]

Big problem.

[dapper bolt]

Yes ofc I believe that they are the best european team ever. But again, only time will tell.

I believe they SHOULD have great potential,

[grave glen]

Is 5-6 month's enough time, or maybe more in your preference

[grave glen]

😭

[dapper bolt]

Not even that much tbh

This year uefa is being way too greedy, too much matches

[grave glen]

Maybe like 2-3 month's is enough time for real madrid to actually become better

[grave glen]

Nacho is mid. Slow pace, lack of positional awareness, but he remains decent compared to, say, Vallejo

[dapper bolt]

That could affect real in a good OR bad way.

[grave glen]

but it is still to early to judge

we'll see what happens in next few months

[dapper bolt]

Hes way better than Mili imo

[grave glen]

Isn't he getting pretty old?

So no, besides being a bench player that adds more depth to the already flimsy Madrid backline, his loss isn't really devastating

[grave glen]

He's WHAT

He's 34

[dapper bolt]

You saw what i said

I think even ALABA is better

[grave glen]

Even WHO is better

I forgot about Alaba

he's so mysterious

like one game he comes out

next few game's he acts mysterious and nonchalant

[dapper bolt]

BUT tbf mili was just injured

he needs time

[dapper bolt]

And injured

[grave glen]

Is he injury prone?

[dapper bolt]

he was injury plagues 22/23

[grave glen]

I dunno how u reached that conclusion. Nacho and Alaba were very much prone to mistakes, more so than Militao's random bozo moments. Last season and the season before that is a testament to their lack of positional discipline

[dapper bolt]

and 23/24

[grave glen]

well damn

2 season

seasons*

is alot ng;

ngl*

However, Alaba is quite good at breaking enemy's lines with his passes, only one who's efficient in that regard in Madrid's backline

Isn't alaba on the bench?

He's still injured

Blud is dead

[dapper bolt]

Also im injured right?

Madrid is cooked

BOBBY I TRUST YOU

DESTROY OBLAK

[grizzled patio]

bobby wont start

[dapper bolt]

Damn im missing our first derby, our 2nd ucl game, and 2 laliga matches

[grizzled patio]

probably playing like 15-30 minutes

[dapper bolt]

who will then

[grizzled patio]

442

[dapper bolt]

Right

Tbh i think our whole left defense should be replaced

Mendy and mili

[grave glen]

Mendy & Alaba have been trying to act mysterious

[dapper bolt]

Tbf its still to early but yeah

[grave glen]

i haven't heard from mendy in a WHILE.

[grizzled patio]

what did militao do?

bro militao has been really good

[grave glen]

I think he hate's militao

I might be wrong

[grizzled patio]

militao has been arguebly better than rudiger

[dapper bolt]

meh not in the first games, now maybe yea

But i think we need a replacement for him just in case

we dont rly have a replacement except Alaba- wait hes injured

💀

[grizzled patio]

he has been good all season

not a single bad game this season

[dapper bolt]

Not really

[grizzled patio]

tell me what game he was bad in

[dapper bolt]

hmmm

[grave glen]

To him Nacho and Alaba are both better

Rudiger or Militao

[dapper bolt]

fair

[grave glen]

(Currently)

[grizzled patio]

Nacho wasnt even first choice last season until militao ACL

[grave glen]

Not all time.

[grave glen]

Rudiger easily

[grizzled patio]

Militao

[grave glen]

Oh wow

[grizzled patio]

i think he edges it

[dapper bolt]

After acl nacho was arguably bettee tho

[grave glen]

CURRENTLY

Ok chat here's how it goes

1. Rudiger
2. Militao
3. Alaba
4. Nacho

IM NOT TALKING ALL TIME

[dapper bolt]

Crazy

[grave glen]

Im talking currently.

[grizzled patio]

bro what

[grave glen]

[grizzled patio]

you expect someone with an ACL injury to play like prime maldini in their first game

[grave glen]

I prefer Rudiger as he's also attempting to do those line breaking passes like Alaba albeit to a lesser success rate so he's more versatile in that regard

[grave glen]

Prime maldini is crazy

And doesn't have Militao's occasional bozo genes

[grave glen]

Rudiger's physicality is crazy

[dapper bolt]

No I dont, i expect them to play like prime Beckenbauer

[grave glen]

That's even worse

Prime beckenbauer ☠️

He was a monster

i remember watching him play

back then

[dapper bolt]

how old are you 💀

Oh nevermind

[grave glen]

💀

[dapper bolt]

i feel bad for u

Rip man u

[grave glen]

Yep

depression

[dapper bolt]

7-0 agains Barnsley in the Ucl 💀😭

[grave glen]

💀

[dapper bolt]

lolll

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[dapper bolt]

You remember the 2022 wc final?

I jst hope kylian plays like that again 😂😭

[grave glen]

he wont

[grave sorrel]

guys which goal is better in all factors
mbappe 2nd goal vs Argentina in the final
Messi free kick against Liverpool

[weary depot]

free kick

[pine sundial]

How do I actually pronounce Pepe

No offense I'm just confused

[grave glen]

So bc i made fun of what kounde wears im a sexist? Lol don't be so sensitive

[weary depot]

"should play for the feminine team"

[grave glen]

For barca femeni is what i said but look I think she's perfectly capable of speaking for herself

[thick saddle]

You’re sexist because you said he could play for the women’s team

[thick saddle]

exactly. Thank you

[grave glen]

How is that sexist?

Did I say women are less then men or vice versa?

[solid heath]

camavingaa is backk

[weary depot]

like it made it any better

[weary depot]

np

[grave glen]

It's interesting you know

When i said that you didn't say anything about it

But when she took offense to it you did too all of a sudden

[weary depot]

maybe cuz u alr got packed?

[grave glen]

I doubt it

[solid heath]

getafe goall

1-0

[warped yacht]

Camavinga returns

[grizzled patio]

No to racism

No to sexism

[weary depot]

no to delusion

[warped yacht]

Bobby better start tomorrow since Mbappe is injured or atleast play in their old formation

[solid heath]

getqafe goal

2-0

[grave glen]

Getafes first win of the season I see

[dapper bolt]

dw ik 😭

[pale sequoia]

Thoughts on Chrisantus Uche chat?

[zenith fjord]

Getafe is underrated

Very good team

[topaz crypt]

No

[grave glen]

getafe is ass

i hope they get relegated

As nice as that'd be, I doubt they will

[zenith fjord]

They seem very fun to watch

They remind me Cruyff's Barca.

[weary depot]

what

[topaz crypt]

Nice bait

[weak narwhal]

disadvantage Real Madrid

[kindred stag]

James Rodrigues and Sebastian Haller playing in a game between Rayo Vallecano and leganes is not what I was expecting from 2024

But I'm here for it

[jagged vault]

Facts

[shell hedge]

Guess Ramos could've played for our women's team

[lunar ridge]

Real sociedad who still haven’t won at home
Valencia who still haven’t won away
I’d bet my live savings this is gonna be a shitty 1-1

[thick saddle]

😭

[green flame]

Let's not forget Hector Bellerin.

[copper bison]

mr foul throw

[grave glen]

!

[lunar ridge]

⏳

[ripe field]

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/1840084940190560680

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

🚨 BARÇA XI 🚨
#OsasunaBarça

Twitter · Sep 28, 2024, 5:43 PM

[cloud sparrow]

anyone can beat osasuna

[turbid hemlock]

First lose 😔

[cloud sparrow]

la real finally winning?

@tough star this is not real

[real hull]

Yh 2-0 now

[cloud sparrow]

IT CANT BE

@tough star lets celebrate together

[real hull]

Yh hopefully next time 😭

[shut belfry]

It’s not looking too good for Valencia brev

[cloud sparrow]

going down

[dapper bolt]

yall think kimmich would be good in real?

[weary depot]

dreams are free

[dapper bolt]

Lol

ik he prolly not comming

im just geniuenly curious

[grave glen]

I hear kane got injured

Maybe barca actually has a chance against bayern now

[weary depot]

?

[dapper bolt]

in they dreams

[weary depot]

we always had a chance

better than them anyway

[shell hedge]

Kane didn't seem that bad

[grave glen]

A chance of losing by a smaller margin yes

[dapper bolt]

PTSD

[weary depot]

look who's talking

😭👋

[shell hedge]

We can beat Bayern

[grave glen]

Wym we beat them

[real hull]

🤣

Cus of ref mistakes but ok

[weary depot]

I'm talking about this season

[grave glen]

Tell you what

[weary depot]

drawing to Las Palmas 😭👋

[grave glen]

If bayern beat you again give us a call and we will dispose of the big bad bayern for you

[shell hedge]

You've been beaten by them 10 times out of 13

[shell hedge]

Yeah the ref shouldn't have given them 15 extra minutes of added time

Which they did nothing with

[lusty relic]

Real gonna cook tomorrow?

[shell hedge]

Going to get cooked

[lusty relic]

Nah

[weary depot]

Madrid fans are more worried about Bayern vs Barca saying Bayern will beat us when they can't beat Las Palmas 😭👋

[dapper bolt]

such bullies huh

[real hull]

Yh and ref should have whistle aswell at the bayern second goal moment 😉

[lusty relic]

Ain’t no way

Real ain’t losing

[real hull]

“Yes he should”

[shell hedge]

It'll be 3-0 to Atletico going into halftime

[weary depot]

their fanbase are funny

[dapper bolt]

Well the season had just started?

[dapper bolt]

y u talkin to urself

[grave glen]

I assure you there's 0 worries here

[shell hedge]

Which is your first one

[weary depot]

made fun of us losing to Monaco trying to hide what happened at the start

[grizzled patio]

prime barca lost 7-0 aggregate to bayern

[shell hedge]

We won our opener against a much stronger team

[grave glen]

Oh thsts right

Monaco lmao

[lusty relic]

Nah 3-1 for Madrid mark my words

[weary depot]

prime Barca with no manager?

[real hull]

Jinx vs jinx

Lets see whose winning

[kind canopy]

Valencia Downfall is Real

[lusty relic]

Ye

[grave glen]

Are you disrespecting tito wtf he's dead have some respect

[weary depot]

prime Barca with their best player injured?

[dapper bolt]

shaddupp

[weary depot]

what?

How's saying we had no manager disrespectful?

[grave glen]

Tito vilanova was their manager

[drowsy flare]

yes we can

[dapper bolt]

see you oct 26th.

[drowsy flare]

see u bro

[weary depot]

it's October 27 actually

[tough star]

Learning Icelandic as we speak

[dapper bolt]

uhh

no its not

[weary depot]

Messi just returned that game

[real hull]

Maybe for u

[shell hedge]

If his idol doesn't get injured again

[tough star]

I love you Orri Óskarsson

[weary depot]

wait nvm it's 26

[dapper bolt]

🫵🏼💀

[weary depot]

I remember once seeing it's 27

[jagged vault]

Tbh the match could end in a 1-1 because Atlético Madrid could park the bus heavily. Or it could be a 2-0 or 2-1 for Real

[real hull]

Oh thought it was 27 for u cus of time zones

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lizzo-its-about-damn-time-its-about-time-about-time-time-gif-26332372

[jagged vault]

Yea me too

[grave glen]

Forgive me if I already asked this i can't remember but how we feeling about vini winning balon dor according to multiple sources 😂

[dapper bolt]

its at 9 right?

[weary depot]

yh

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-real-madrid-vini-gif-11498986054407455673

[shell hedge]

the sources didn't say "he won it" they said "he's expected to win it"

[dapper bolt]

vini looks so good in long sleeve

[weary depot]

football's done and finished

[grizzled patio]

good lineup

we will win 3-1

[drowsy flare]

yes bro

[grave glen]

If it's solely between Vini and Bellyham then yeh give it to Vini. And those "Sources" btw are mostly a campaign by the board for Vini

[shell hedge]

You're an Osasuna fan?

[cloud sparrow]

it is osasuna wdym

[grave glen]

Already looking forward to the cope

[real hull]

Average madrid fan

[jagged vault]

Btw Mort who's the Real Madrid you like the most?

[cloud sparrow]

osasuna are a completely different shit team

[drowsy flare]

why is lamine not playing,rest?

[grave glen]

He deserves it the most its not a campaign board

[weary depot]

yes

[real hull]

Rest

[grizzled patio]

feeling good

[drowsy flare]

ok

[grizzled patio]

vini is deserved

ancelotti said it too

[drowsy flare]

nah rodri

[shell hedge]

They said "expected" not "won"

[jagged vault]

Broski at 16 he played 50 matches. Then euros and played almost the whole new season

[grizzled patio]

trust me he will win by a large margin

[drowsy flare]

ohh yeah forgot

[grave glen]

Usually I refrain by changing pfp but when vini wins it ima put vini on

[grizzled patio]

they dont split votes in madrid

[jagged vault]

Not by large

[real hull]

It wont be large but ok

[grizzled patio]

they said vini already knew he won

[real hull]

Rodri aint easy to beat cus euro 24 will carry hard

[grizzled patio]

cause remember messi was told a month early same with benzema

[grave glen]

Marca is a Madrid bound outlet in which the board uses it for various different purposes, mostly campaigning for or against certain players

[weary depot]

another Pedri capi pic will come today 🔥

[grave glen]

Not just Marca tho multiple reports

[shell hedge]

Vinicius probably also thinks he's the best left-winger in history

[jagged vault]

That's crazy 💀

[shell hedge]

I wouldn't take something like that at face value

[grizzled patio]

no he doesent

[drowsy flare]

bro he wos the backbone of THAT spain team

[grizzled patio]

he knows neymar is better

he looks up to neymar

and ronaldinho

[grave glen]

It originated from Marca tho, nothing's been official yet. And again, it wouldn't be surprising if he wins it

[drowsy flare]

neymar is 3rd in world

[jagged vault]

Fabián Ruiz?

[shell hedge]

is the only reason he's on the list

[real hull]

And prem

[drowsy flare]

what r u saying broo

[shell hedge]

Wasn't even talked about before the Euros

[jagged vault]

That's a fact

[real hull]

And his personal season was amazing for a cdm

[grave glen]

He should win it but then again I wouldn't be surprised if they ship it to messi like they always do even if he's not even playing in europe

[shell hedge]

Nothing noteworthy, winning the Premier League with City is the bare minimum

[drowsy flare]

bro was nothing

[jagged vault]

To be honest I think he won the POTT just to give competition to Vini and Bellingham

[weary depot]

@real hull thoughts on Pedri capi

[jagged vault]

Cuz Yamal Olmo and Nico Williams were better

[real hull]

It still gives points doesn’t it??

[grave glen]

He's not even on the list btw

[grizzled patio]

😮

[weary depot]

Messi living rent free in ur head

[shell hedge]

Probably have a set prepared for each possible winner

[real hull]

Hopefully him being captain doesn’t lead into a injury or some shit😭😭

[grave glen]

No he ain't stop it 🤣

[grizzled patio]

No its only for Vini

[real hull]

Did u ask em?

[grizzled patio]

rodri is nike too, but they didnt do it for him

[shell hedge]

You brought him up when no one was talking about him

It's rent free

[weary depot]

Raphinha scored with masterclass while capi Pedri will do the same

[grizzled patio]

it will be funny seeing vini lift the ballon dor

[weary depot]

[grizzled patio]

what will the rest of la liga think

[grave glen]

https://x.com/OptaJose/status/1840096291587490266?t=OkstCwmDpc6_VllU5q8rdg&s=19

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

5 - Counting 3 points for a win, #Valencia 🦇 have 5 points or less after the first 8 games of a season in @LaLigaEn for the 5th time in their history in the competition: 5 in 1932/33, 4 in 1957/58, 5 in 1982/83 and 5 in 1997/98. Crisis.

Twitter · Sep 28, 2024, 6:28 PM

[grave glen]

Alot of tears are gonna flow

[grizzled patio]

theres also alot of real madrid fans that are gonna cry

the jude fan girls

[grave glen]

Vinis deserves it more ngl

[shell hedge]

Why aren't you guys having this yap fest in our channel? It would be better

[grizzled patio]

tmrw

before the atletico gam

there will be good activity

[kindred stag]

They have had tough games too tbf.

[jagged vault]

Either Bellingham or Vini win it I'll be happy

[shell hedge]

Tomorrow we're getting our asses kicked by Atletico, and watch as Barcelona go seven points ahead next week

[grizzled patio]

😭

[weary depot]

we'll draw today

look at our team

[dapper bolt]

Belligol.... 😭

[shell hedge]

the only way of staying one point behind would be to win the derby, which means we're ultimately seven points behind

[jagged vault]

Y'all jinxing hard

[weary depot]

Gerard Martin Pena Ferran...

they'll cost us today

[shell hedge]

I'll come back to this after Ferran's first goal

[grave glen]

Don't worry yesterday somebody told me ferran was better then mbappe so you're good 😂

[real hull]

Simeone disasterclass… we will be there

[jagged vault]

Yamal is on the bench or is he resting so he won't play?

[weary depot]

second

[real hull]

Rest

[jagged vault]

K

[grave glen]

Why?

[weary depot]

he's rested but will come on

[real hull]

Wym why?

[weary depot]

he's 17

[shell hedge]

Simeone's not going to have a disasterclass, they'll treat it like it's the Champions League final because it's against us

[real hull]

Thats why they will lose

[grave glen]

Hmm okay

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1840097801767715054?t=ozV9NI4J4vOtPgA2FkHenA&s=19

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Hansi Flick: "We have to rotate, we have several matches upcoming. Today Lamine, Raphinha, and Iñigo are on the bench because they've played a lot in recent weeks."

Twitter · Sep 28, 2024, 6:34 PM

[weary depot]

he forgot about Balde 💔

[real hull]

Balde got rested way more

Compared to the mentioned players

So yh

[weary depot]

ok but he still got rested

[jagged vault]

And why didn't also rest Lewangoalski

[real hull]

No one available to bench him atm

[jagged vault]

Oh

[drowsy flare]

ya

[grave glen]

Need to rack up the goals after all

And he did get subbed off last game

[grave glen]

Whose after him in thr picking order Pau right

[grave glen]

Yeh but he's starting

Him and Ferran

Oh okay

Actually, the picking order goes Disney > Ferran > Pau

But again all are starting this time

Disney?

[weary depot]

yes Disney