la-liga

[copper bison]

👁️👁️

[dull temple]

what

[dusky stag]

I expect improvement tomorrow

More balance is needed

[crisp mortar]

Barca??

[jagged vault]

Bro spent 5 mins finding a excuse 💀

[shell hedge]

Athletic vs Atletico, and Rayo vs whoever they're facing

[cloud sparrow]

Yuri who are you crossing to

[prime lion]

oof

[distant stream]

😂

[prime lion]

the refs got onto him

[crisp mortar]

Why is Barca actually stronger than Madrid

[jagged vault]

Fr Bro 😂😂

[dusky stag]

I honestly expect improvement tomorrow

[shell glade]

bro instantly left as well 😭

[dusky stag]

I have faith in Carlo

He was to blame for the draw against palmas hopefully he finds a solution

[jagged vault]

Yea

[cloud sparrow]

THIS REFEREEEEE

[dusky stag]

@shell hedge what U thinking ahead of betis mate

[shell hedge]

For those wondering, that's supposed to be an ice cream cone, this is just Akutami's artstyle

[dapper dagger]

OH MY GOD 😭😭❤️

[shut belfry]

@shell hedge there’s ur clean sheet❤️❤️

[cloud sparrow]

I swear to fuck

[shell hedge]

We have clean sheets, our problem is scoring

[prime lion]

Yk, nico williams not coming to barca was a good thing

[jagged vault]

Bro is gonna quit football 💀

[prime lion]

Bro is gonna personally talk to the Athletic Bilbao President

[jagged vault]

To the ref federation*

[cloud sparrow]

This match is so frustrating

[jagged vault]

LaLiga is cooked

[shell hedge]

*Club

[jagged vault]

Refs are trash

[shell hedge]

Bilbao is the name of the city

[sudden garnet]

Friendly fire

[prime lion]

You didnt know?

[jagged vault]

I knew

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/bZHOB.gif

[prime lion]

Chat is slow

[jagged vault]

A

[shell hedge]

It's just not as active as #premier-league

[prime lion]

why is it english football

and not premier league

[jagged vault]

Nah sometimes it is as active as Football Chat (laliga)

Like 1 hour ago

ABT the Barça game

[sleek echo]

Is espanyol rayo match cooking

[shell hedge]

Football chat isn't #la-liga
#football-chat is where you go when you want to hear the most idiotic things

[jagged vault]

You can go to Barcelona to hear the most idiotic things.

[surreal finch]

Yamal

[wind plover]

I have no fucking clue what the front three in madrid are doing its a shit show

[shell hedge]

Gavi

[tiny leaf]

Tranquilo bro

[wind plover]

madrid dont need mbappe

[shell hedge]

Mbappe tax

[round pumice]

#barcelona and #memes

[wind plover]

congrats on that 7-0 win mate

[shell hedge]

We were actually better off without Mbappe

[foggy cape]

Ferran ? 🤡

[weary depot]

that meme is higher than u by 7 points

[wind plover]

I CALLED IT HRS THE NEXT HAZARD

[weary depot]

bum gets it wrong

[tiny leaf]

Thanks bro

[shell hedge]

Hazard wasn't this bad, he just didn't give a shit towards the end

[round pumice]

For now…

[shell hedge]

And he could at least score

[wind plover]

either mbappe isnt used to the climate yadi yada, or he is a fraud

[weary depot]

we scored more in 1 than u did in 3

[real hull]

“Meme” 🫵🤓

[cloud sparrow]

BRO WE BREATHE AND ITS A YELLOW, IF NICO GETS KILLED NO FOUL

[weary depot]

ur the laughing stock not us

[weary depot]

he sees everyone doing that so he copies

[dapper dagger]

yeah Yamal so far is the best winger in the world by far

[dapper dagger]

i am actually in disbelief

[dapper dagger]

fucking hell man

[cloud sparrow]

THIS REFEREE IS BLIND AS SHIT

GALLAGHER PASSED IT OUT AND THEY GOT THE THROW IN??

[wind plover]

wait till salah retires

I AM JOKING BTW

[cloud sparrow]

AND SANCET GOT A YRLLOW FOR COMPLAINING

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-zionist-evenhewasweirdedout-speed-nmkay-gif-14436191888438193454

[cloud sparrow]

TOCATE LOS HUEVOS HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA ARBITRO

[round pumice]

Not the best

[wind plover]

salah

[weary depot]

he is the best

[round pumice]

salah is better than yamal

[real hull]

Better than any rma winger rn

[dapper dagger]

by far

noone so far in this season is even close to him

[shell hedge]

Athletic are playing
Go to #barcelona to yap about your overworked teenagers

[real hull]

Womp womp

[round pumice]

fr

[dapper dagger]

cry me a river mort

[cloud sparrow]

And we js wasted a good chance

😡

[dapper dagger]

you lot are meady btev

[cloud sparrow]

CAN WE SCORE SM DAY

[dapper dagger]

atletico looks mid as well

[wind plover]

overworked children is crazy 🤣

[dapper dagger]

yeah we are farming the trophy fairs

[cloud sparrow]

btw this referee clearly betting on atleti wtf

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow just out of curiosity, were you born in spain or the UK? (If you don’t mind me asking)

[cloud sparrow]

I was born in pamplona

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-johnson-reaction-basketball-gif-3984573

[wind plover]

barca might win the league this year ngl

[thick saddle]

When did you move?

[weary depot]

might will

[cloud sparrow]

2015

[dapper dagger]

nah you lot stay on THAT side

[shell hedge]

Why would someone from the UK go to Bilbao and fully support Athletic?

[dapper dagger]

the train departed

[cloud sparrow]

This referee is taking the pissy wissy

Don't let me catch bro in the streets

[round pumice]

Barca are in the lead bc Madrid have no chemistry, the attack is shit, Mbappe is not a winger and the lineup ain’t good

[thick saddle]

I didn’t ask where he is from. I asked where he was born. Maybe his parents are from spain but moved to the UK before he was born??

[cloud sparrow]

Nearly just gifted Gallagher a goal

[round pumice]

When all of these problems are fixed then we are so back

[cloud sparrow]

For reference I would never associate myself as British ever

[weary depot]

the excuses will remain until MD38

[real hull]

We would be like 15+ pts by then

[thick saddle]

Understandable 😭

[shell hedge]

the problem is you're taking him seriously

[weary depot]

fr

[weary depot]

I'm messing with him

[cloud sparrow]

This referee is pissing me off

Also atleti and their playstyle

[real hull]

Average laliga ref be like

[cloud sparrow]

GO

ATTACK

GOOOOO

[weary depot]

lmao

[cloud sparrow]

IÑAKI BROOOOOOOOO

CAN YOU TAKE A GOOD TOUCH PLEASE

this is so frustrating

[round pumice]

If we can’t win the league we can win the ucl or a domestic cup

[real hull]

“Ucl”💀

[cloud sparrow]

I personally hate atletico madrid playstyle

[weary depot]

and I will teach Pedri something

[round pumice]

Who knows

[slender olive]

It’s only Valladolid bruh

[round pumice]

We are kings of the ucl

[real hull]

And?

[weary depot]

https://x.com/CFC_Janty/status/1829907373806534732

Janty (@CFC_Janty) on X

Yamal, Lewandowksi and Raphinha are doing everything everyone expected Vinicius, Mbappe and Rodrygo to do.

Twitter · Aug 31, 2024, 3:41 PM

[round pumice]

We beated them 3-0 in our shitty condition

[cloud sparrow]

IF I SEE THIS REFEREE IRL

IM BECOMING AMERICAN AND SHOOTING HIM

[weary depot]

we beat them 7-0

[round pumice]

Ik

But it’s just valladoid

[cloud sparrow]

BRO LLORENTE TOUCHED IT WITH HIS HAND AND NO HANDBAL

[dusky stag]

A classy club would stop at 3 fr

[weary depot]

u can't use being bad as an excuse to being bad

[cloud sparrow]

MANDA HUEVOS

[real hull]

Yall struggled to get those 3 past em💀

[round pumice]

Last year we would’ve beated them 10-0 last year

[dusky stag]

We just being classy frl

[weary depot]

fr Barca are indisciplined

[cloud sparrow]

I HATE THIS REFEREE THIS ATLETI PLAY STYLE

[real hull]

Frfr

[round pumice]

Bc we are in our worst form

[cloud sparrow]

WHAT FOUUUUUUL

[round pumice]

Our worst form is your best

[dusky stag]

Tbf mate they've got the bragging rights that scored 7

[cloud sparrow]

THIS IS NOT A FOUL

[round pumice]

True

[real hull]

🤓🫵

[weary depot]

@real hull this guy is using being bad as an excuse to being bad

[cloud sparrow]

I AM GOING TO ANTI-BIRTH THIS REFEREE

[grizzled patio]

If we don’t win the league, I hope we atleast win the CDR and CWC

[round pumice]

But it’s valladoid anyone can beat them

[weary depot]

u had 4 shots against them in the first half btw

[round pumice]

It’s true

[grizzled patio]

Bro we struggled against them

[real hull]

Bro really said their worst form is our best form💀💀

[grizzled patio]

You didn’t watch the game

[shell hedge]

but the fact we got the 3 while playing like this is is a good example of how bad Valladolid are

[grizzled patio]

Our whole game against valldolid was terrible

[round pumice]

True bc we are at our worst

[weary depot]

Kounde has the same amount of non pen goals as their entire attack

btw

[grizzled patio]

Our team is so unbalanced it’s crazy

[real hull]

Doesnt change the fact that u struggled to score against a bad team like Valladolid

[shell hedge]

penalties count as goals

[round pumice]

Like last year would’ve been 10-0 win for Madrid vs valladoid

[grizzled patio]

If ancelotti loses against betis and sociedad sack him

[shell hedge]

And you miss the point of what I just said

[weary depot]

Kounde doesn't take pens

[shell hedge]

They made our beyond terrorism seem presentable

They made it seem like our attackers remembered how to convert

[round pumice]

Fr

[shell hedge]

Valladolid aren't a great team

[round pumice]

Mbappe ruined the team

not only that but Mbappe had the balls to make arda cry and angry

Bc of not scoring the many chances that arda gave mbappe

Just give arda the number 8

he’s worthy of the Tony kroos number

[left patrol]

He cried?

[shell hedge]

I don't think so

[dusky stag]

He didn't

[dusky stag]

Calm down the team is tactically imbalanced it's not abt him

[real hull]

“I watched the game”

[shell hedge]

It is about him, Mbappe is shit

We were much better without him

[weary depot]

Madrid are unbalanced bc their midfield doesn't have Kroos

[dusky stag]

Yeah agreed but not just him

[dusky stag]

Because we had kroos

We don't anymore

We don't have Jude or kroos anymore

[shell hedge]

We also have a life sized cutout for a striker

[dusky stag]

And are tactically unbalanced

[weary depot]

and the attack is all to the left which makes the left centre and right unbalanced

[dusky stag]

Exactly

I don't wanna defend mbappe @shell hedge

[dusky stag]

But it's not just on him

Leave some faith in him atleast he's our new signing

[shell hedge]

Bench Mbappe, and start Guler and Endrick tomorrow, it would provide immediate results but Ancelotti's not going to do it

[dusky stag]

Mate none of those provide what kroos provided we need balance

It's not just about mbappe

[wind plover]

one injury is all it takes

[shell hedge]

Endrick's provided more to the team in 15 minutes than Mbappe has in 266

[wind plover]

MBAPPE IS A WINGER BRO WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON

[weary depot]

we have 6 players injured rn

[shell hedge]

Endrick deserves to be the starting striker, not Kylian

[dusky stag]

Calm down bro it's just three matchdays in

[grave glen]

based

[wind plover]

2 injuries, yamal and raph

trust me

[dusky stag]

Yamal?

[shell hedge]

And how many points are we behind from first?

[wind plover]

lamine

[dusky stag]

Is he injured?

[shell hedge]

How many chances have we missed against the three teams because of "the best player in the world"?

[dusky stag]

Calm down bro you're very over reactive

[dusky stag]

Mort mate I understand your frustration and I agree but we cannot panick rn

It's just the start

It's calm

[quiet stirrup]

Endrick only got a goal because Vall were desperate for a goal

[dusky stag]

? We were 2-0 ahead

[quiet stirrup]

Yeah but still they were a lot less shallow than when Mbappe was on the pitch

[shell hedge]

And it's more than Mbappe will get all season, literally the only two teams throughout the whole schedule I see him scoring against are Lille and Stade, and that's for obvious reasons

[dusky stag]

The thing w mbappe is he's spent 7 years in ligue one playing in the same exact system

[quiet stirrup]

I don’t know you need to give him time

[shell hedge]

And Mbappe had 80 minutes to convert against them and provided nothing

[dusky stag]

That's just yelling bro

😭

[copper bison]

what's wrong with valverde having it

[dusky stag]

Fr

[low delta]

3

[quiet stirrup]

It’s just the way he plays doesn’t really suit you guys right now, I think he just needs to adapt

[dusky stag]

@round pumice Arda at most is gonna have the 10

[copper bison]

valverde has been performing really well so far

[shell hedge]

And by the time "he adapts" La Liga will be lost

[round pumice]

Number 10 is also very good

[low delta]

He has 1.81xg from 3 big chances

[quiet stirrup]

But anyway 7-0 were on top 🎉

[low delta]

Fairs

[dusky stag]

I love him sm I wouldn't want anyone besides our future captain carrying that number

[quiet stirrup]

Give him like a month or two man

[dusky stag]

We gotta see

[shell hedge]

He shouldn't have come at all, even Hazard was a better signing than him

[round pumice]

I think arda can get number 10

[dusky stag]

Arda might take rodrygos number and position if rodrygo leaves

[quiet stirrup]

That’s crazy work 😭

[dusky stag]

Same honestly but I think mbappe is probably taking it as soon as modric leaves

[round pumice]

He better not

[shell hedge]

And I'm not going to blindly defend him "because he scored a hat-trick against Argentina in 2022" or "because he scored against Atalanta" none of those goals are going to help us win this season

[dusky stag]

Yeah I think the 10 is more suited for arda

[low delta]

Mort are you gonna celebrate when mbappe scores

[round pumice]

Mbappe proves himself till start of October or he is a big flop

[low delta]

?

[dusky stag]

He's a Madrid player Mort I was backing vini when he was trash for Madrid in 2019 I'll back mbappe when he has a trash start for Madrid now

[low delta]

Mbappe will take the 10 when modric retires

15 suits arda well

[dusky stag]

I just think it's more enjoyable on Arda honestly

[dusky stag]

Yeah ik

[dusky stag]

Honestly I liked 25 alot

[low delta]

Endrick will get number 9

[round pumice]

Arda can take number 8 also maybe he gave 2 or 3 chances to Mbappe and 1 or 2 to vini

[low delta]

Same

It’s my irl number

[grave glen]

what simeone doing

[dusky stag]

Nah 8 is for fede bro we cannot take it from him

[dusky stag]

I just loved it something so good about it vini 20 vibes

[low delta]

https://fixupx.com/jovanrmfc/status/1829928253546467566?s=46 damn the fucking cooking being done on mbappe from Madrid fans themselves is baffling

[balmy mortar]

Ok that's true, but we won against Bilbao and Valencia when you have a draw against Las Palmas and Mallorca

[shell hedge]

I celebrate whenever someone scores but with how much shit I heard about him over the years, and with how much I have to hear about "him turning the team into the galaticos" he should have almost ten goals already

[low delta]

I guess it’s fairs?

[round pumice]

Arda is more of a assisting and contributive player then goal scoring

[low delta]

Truly

[dapper dagger]

nico goalzo

fairs

[low delta]

He’s the most chased after player in Real Madrid history

[shell hedge]

Nico scored

[dusky stag]

These same parts will celebrate him like jesus coming back when he scores

[low delta]

Send clip

[round pumice]

Which is what modric is

[dapper dagger]

is he off?

might be off

[low delta]

Even more than stefano

[dusky stag]

That's why I don't respect most these twitter pages

[round pumice]

So arda gets number 10

[slender olive]

Nico goal

[round pumice]

to honor modric when he retires

[slender olive]

1-0 for athletic club

[copper bison]

@athletic club cook them fuckers

[dusky stag]

Honestly bro I was there when vini was clowned by everyone including Madrid fans

[dusky stag]

I'll be there w mbappe asw

I back him

I think he's gna be amazing

Just give him some time

[shell hedge]

Offside

0-0

[dusky stag]

He's spent 7 years in ligue one in psgs system

[dusky stag]

It's difficult to adapt immediately

He's not ronaldo

People need to understand

[quiet stirrup]

Ten?????

[low delta]

Yeah lol

[copper bison]

thing is though

[low delta]

Vini was actually fucking cooked by Madrid fans

And it’s not even a joke

Actual cooking

[copper bison]

vini's story is different than mbappe

[dusky stag]

I remember I was being clowned for repping him

[low delta]

lol yeah

[dusky stag]

Bad starts happen

[copper bison]

mbappe at the time was an already established player

[low delta]

Doesn’t mean your own fans can cook your own player

[dusky stag]

Thing is he's spent his entire career until now in a different league and system

[low delta]

Your own youngster

[shell hedge]

the cigarette Stefano scored in this picture is more valuable to the football world than Mbappe

[copper bison]

it took a few years for vini to breakthrough and the fact that ancelotti unlocked him

[low delta]

Like they cooked vini back then

[copper bison]

reactionary

[low delta]

😭

[copper bison]

im saying in general

[shell hedge]

Don't compare a literal legend to the game to a cheap imitation

[dusky stag]

I better not see U celebrate mbappe bro

[surreal finch]

Haaland would fit better than Mbappe

[dusky stag]

Nah

He's not a Madrid player

[quiet stirrup]

Yeah wait at least a couple months to cook your own signing and longer for your young players

[surreal finch]

Easily

[low delta]

He was actually chased more than stefano tho

More than cristiano puskas stefano

[surreal finch]

Tell vini to run down the byline and send balls in

[low delta]

We chased him for well over 10 years

[surreal finch]

Haaland crashing the box goal

[low delta]

It hasn’t been done by Madrid ever till this guy

[dusky stag]

I just think he deserves to have some faith in him

[surreal finch]

Haaland is a proper 9

[low delta]

Yeah I trust him

[dusky stag]

My reasoning is his love for the club

[low delta]

For atleast 2-3 games

[low delta]

He doesn’t love the club

[shell hedge]

Puskas wasn't chased because he was overweight at the time. The reason he was accepted into Real Madrid was because Stefano told Bernabeu to give him a chance, and it obviously worked out very well

[low delta]

Don’t say he does

[surreal finch]

I think there’s 2 games until the international break

[dusky stag]

He does mate

[quiet stirrup]

Nope

[shell hedge]

Faith and respect is earned, not given

[quiet stirrup]

Last match week

[low delta]

He could’ve left his comfort zone of being in Paris anytime he wanted

[surreal finch]

Y’all giving up on him before intl break

[shell hedge]

After this weekend. You guys are currently on break

[low delta]

He doesn’t love Madrid mate

Hes just here to win the ballon dor and ucl

[quiet stirrup]

His 5 years of being one of the best players in the world doesn’t earn a little bit of faith??

[dusky stag]

Honestly it's way more complicated than that

[shell hedge]

I'm hoping he doesn't come back, he can go back to France

[dusky stag]

I'm not

[quiet stirrup]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not 😭

Who’s gonna replace Mbappe

[dusky stag]

And I'll be here again when he's being glorified by these same people

[shell hedge]

Being "the best in the world" for performing in the 6th most competitive league in the world

[quiet stirrup]

World Cup and champions league:

[dusky stag]

He literally cooked us in the UCL the only reason we won was benzema prime

[shell hedge]

With France whose tactics were heavily centered around him, and with PSG whose tactics were centered around him

[round pumice]

Make this Guler’s number

[dusky stag]

Honestly suits him

I like it bro

[shell hedge]

What we're witnessing is what he's like when things aren't centered around him

[round pumice]

Thanks

[low delta]

No

[dusky stag]

Np bro

[quiet stirrup]

Yes it’s almost like he has to adapt to it and he needs time

[low delta]

15 suits guler the best

[shell hedge]

And Mbappe's too lazy to realize what he's doing wrong and change it

[round pumice]

When modric retires

[surreal finch]

It won’t magically make him world class

[dusky stag]

What would U give him when he's a complete starter

[round pumice]

Ik

[low delta]

15

[dusky stag]

His own signature number huh

[paper dragon]

I just miss kroos ffs

[dusky stag]

Move on

[low delta]

You can’t

[dusky stag]

No going back

[low delta]

You can’t move on from Kroos this easily

We’ll ruin this ssn of ours cuz Kroos retired

[dusky stag]

We can we moved on from fucking Ronaldo we're gonna move on from kroos

[low delta]

Remember this

[low delta]

You remember 2018/19?

lol

[paper dragon]

Kroos literally irreplaceable

[dusky stag]

Yeah that's why I'm saying move on

[shell hedge]

by this time last season, Bellingham was on a consecutive goal streak, having it compared to when Ronaldo did it during a season. Mbappe's debut season is being massively shadowed by a midfielder's debut season

[dapper dagger]

you don't have a Kroos replacement, you need to adapt lol

you have to change the way you play

[paper dragon]

The only profile that comes close to kroos on our squad rn it’s Tchouameni

[dusky stag]

A Barca fan gets it better than some of u

[dapper dagger]

nowhere near

[shell hedge]

He was also right about Mbappe

[low delta]

He’s the closest

Fym no where near

[shell hedge]

He told us "Mbappe's horrible at playing striker"

[dusky stag]

Mort

[copper bison]

Tchoumeni is closer to Kroos?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-quit-yapping-oxone-real-awesome-cat-yap-gif-8765610656850170023

[dusky stag]

If I see you celebrating mbappe

[dapper dagger]

him being the closest doesn't mean he's a similar profile to Kroos

he's nothing alike

[paper dragon]

Tchouameni is the only midfielder that can progress long balls I saw good things against las Palmas Valverde is more like a roadrunner utility player.

[low delta]

True

[shell hedge]

Where's the lie?

[low delta]

We keep fucking enjoying our last ssns ucl victory

Holy shit kill me

[low delta]

And block Madrid universal

It’s a shit page

[dreamy olive]

This is our league. VISCA Barca. MFraude.

[quiet stirrup]

Mshitbe

[round pumice]

Which one is better Madrid universal , Madrid xtra or Madrid zone

[surreal finch]

Perfect result for neutrals

[dusky stag]

Madrid xtra

[round pumice]

True

[dusky stag]

Block Madrid universal btw

[round pumice]

Ok

[dusky stag]

It's a terrible page

[quiet stirrup]

Why

[dusky stag]

Terrible terrible page

[quiet stirrup]

Damn

[dusky stag]

Ran by a Barca fan

[paper dragon]

Ain’t Madrid universal and Barca uni the same admin?

[shell hedge]

Athletic throwing people out

[dusky stag]

Posts irrelevant sources

[dusky stag]

Yeah

Madrid universal used to be a different page

[dusky stag]

Barca universal bought the page

And here we are

[dusky stag]

Those filthy left footed crosses and passes bro

It's been so long since I've seen a player do that for my club

[weary depot]

Yamal has 15 GA in his last 16 starts

[shell hedge]

🍪

[foggy cape]

🥛

[paper dragon]

Mentally preparing myself for Ancelotti ball tomorrow and dreadful first half…

[shell hedge]

I don't get why people mix them, if anything it just gets crumbs and that all over the glass

[round pumice]

Wb Madrid zone

[shell hedge]

Save

[dusky stag]

Great page

I love it

Very reliable

[shell hedge]

What happened to Oblak?

[dusky stag]

Just that I saw xtra first

[dusky stag]

So I like them more

[round pumice]

Ok

[dusky stag]

Yeah

[ornate matrix]

RORO ON

[worldly crystal]

Alvarez will score before Mbappe does.

[shell hedge]

Inaki hooked

[dusky geode]

Guys

We winning the league this year🔥🔥🔥

[round pumice]

We can still comeback

But whoever is ahead by half of the season finished is most definitely gonna win

[slender olive]

shut up until we're 15 points ahead

[shell hedge]

Going to have to wait two weeks

an international break is starting

Atletico's goalkeeper is down

is Oblak injured?

[dapper dagger]

sancet stinker and hooked

[weary depot]

what happened to Nico

[craggy crypt]

Mostly performs good vs barca

[weary depot]

he did garbage against us asw

[craggy crypt]

Nah kounde pocketed him

[shell hedge]

Atletico scored

[lament swallow]

CORREA GOAL

[quiet stirrup]

Correeeaaaaa

[shell hedge]

Athletic's structure fell apart

[lament swallow]

losing at san mames

[worn ridge]

CORREA YOO

[shell hedge]

Athletic literally just snapped and let them slip through

[shut belfry]

Finally a goal and maybe the winner

[worn ridge]

sorloth really putting in the work so far this season

great signing it seems

[quiet stirrup]

Bilbao getting cooked this season

[shell hedge]

*Correa

[sleek echo]

Damnnnnnnnn correa last minute winner

[shut belfry]

I love simeone’s reactions

They’re extra af

[shell hedge]

Dollar store Conte

[real hull]

Damn correa scored

[shut belfry]

Shock fr

[shell hedge]

I expected a draw

[quiet stirrup]

Sorloth 😭

[grave glen]

1-0 Atletico

[iron marten]

Wrong ping lmao

[grave glen]

Don Simeone that bastard has done it again

Getting dunked on for 90 straight mins only to somehow clutch it

[weary depot]

nooooooo

[grave glen]

Peak terrorism

[iron marten]

@cloud sparrow RIP

[lament swallow]

nico your team needs you 😹

[shell hedge]

Athletic's structure snapped in transition

Atletico slipped through

[iron marten]

I know all about losing near the end of the game

I welcome Daniel

[grave glen]

Despite them being the better team throughout the match

I love the terrorism tho

[shell hedge]

Save

[quiet stirrup]

Sorloth please score ffs 😭

[grave glen]

Sorloth time to get shipped to Saudi

[lament swallow]

sorloth what a stinker

[weary depot]

Athletic do something

[grave glen]

Havertz scores that

[shut belfry]

Imagine a draw

[grave glen]

Atletico won

[shut belfry]

He did today score from that very same angle I believe with a chip

[shell hedge]

FT

[lament swallow]

FT

[shell hedge]

Atletico won

[shut belfry]

FT

[lament swallow]

@cloud sparrow pack watch

[grave glen]

Terrorism at the San Memes ❤️ @ornate matrix

[iron marten]

How do you feel? @cloud sparrow

[grave glen]

That's why I said Havertz scores that

[shut belfry]

Huge win for atleti

[ornate matrix]

This club🔥🔥

[grave glen]

Getting a win at that stadium is extremely difficult

W Simeone

[ornate matrix]

Owns bilbums

[shut belfry]

Bilbums sent me💀

[grave glen]

Sorloth assist tho

[shell hedge]

You're going to underperform tomorrow but then look like you played prime football after our match against Betis

[iron marten]

No one calls them Bilbao though, it's Athletic Club but yeah

[shell hedge]

You ready for that?

[iron marten]

I am so ready

[shell hedge]

gg

[grave glen]

Buttcheekssore didn't make it 2-0 in that 1vs1 💔

[iron marten]

Like I said Mort, there are only two options, as always

[ornate matrix]

I saw 💔 he’s on watch icl

[iron marten]

Play good football and still lose, and play bad and lose

So it's pretty hard

We're good at missing chances

[shell hedge]

And yet will perform better than your country's biggest representative in football

[iron marten]

Yep

[kindred stag]

Istg man Atletico never change

All these signings for a peak haramball performance

With an injury time winner

[grave glen]

Unreal

[real hull]

Simeone ball

[iron marten]

Maybe it's Simeone

[shell hedge]

Isaac to score in La Liga before Mbappe?

[grave glen]

At the San Memes too. That bloody bastard Simeone. How does he do it

[shell hedge]

It's the running trend

[iron marten]

Hard one, as he misses sitters

[pine sundial]

Kinda funny how Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid were hyped up with all their new transfers just to be like this while Barcelona is peaking

[kindred stag]

It has to be

[iron marten]

I'm unironically scared whenever Isaac is in a 1v1

[real hull]

Flick will do the same dw🔥😤

[kindred stag]

Atletico player have that dawg in them

[shell hedge]

"best player itw"

[kindred stag]

Comparing Isaac romero to mbappe😭

[iron marten]

No one can explain what happened to Isaac, he scored goals for us and then started missing open goals all of a sudden

[grave glen]

Glorified Rashford

@grave glen Thoughts on atletico haramballing at the San mames

[grave glen]

I don’t care

[shell hedge]

Respect Rashford?

[grave glen]

I just want barca to get humbled by bayern in the champions league

[kindred stag]

If he's still getting in those spaces he'll score at some point

[iron marten]

Lukebakio would scare Mbappe if he'd challenge to take the ball away from him, he can turn into prime Ronaldo all of a sudden, so Mbappe better watch out

[grave glen]

Football heritage

[grave glen]

Next match is Villareal vs Sevilla correct? Which stadium

[kindred stag]

Real Madrid are winning the league

[grave glen]

Ok pal

[grave glen]

I'll be there

Galacticos era, we can't compete

[grave glen]

Focus on farming trash teams

[shell hedge]

Sevilla vs Girona at the Ramon Sanchez

[iron marten]

Nope, that already happened, we'll play Girona at Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuan

Most likely a loss

[grave glen]

It's Valencia against Villareal, nvm

[kindred stag]

Can't wait for the inevitable 0-0 in bernabeu.

[iron marten]

Idk what's going on with the keepers whenever they face Sevilla though, I've never seen them make this many great saves before

[kindred stag]

Isn't that a derby?

[shell hedge]

Tomorrow is Sevilla vs Girona followed by beyond terrorism vs Real Betis

[grave glen]

No need to win against the big dogs to take the league home tbf

[kindred stag]

Villarreals new keeper is unreal tbf

[grave glen]

Yes. Derbi de la Comunitat

[iron marten]

Pretty sure his palms were hurting after the game against us

I think he had like 8 saves

[grave glen]

Villareal to win 3-1

[weary depot]

packwatch when we give them Real Valladolid treatment

[kindred stag]

Ter standing could never

[iron marten]

Anyways, good to see Barcelona performing well again

[kindred stag]

Valencia are not scoring

2-0

[grave glen]

Villareal are easily susceptible to lose control of the game

I see em scoring

[iron marten]

I've said it again and again, if you're an offensive player, all you have to do is to shoot the ball near post, as Ter Hologram can never save those

[grave glen]

Bayern vs barca is like bayern vs Arsenal

We all know the script

[kindred stag]

Distance doesn't even matter, you could shoot it from the other half and it will creep in

[grave glen]

Bayern can have Steven Gerard as manager and still will beat barca

[iron marten]

True

[dreamy olive]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-20608592

I don’t have GIF privileges in here so eat shit and click the link.

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[weary depot]

the script involves you not knowing anything about football

[dreamy olive]

No sir. Mods hate me.

[grave glen]

I 8-2 to be a barca fan

Ahahahaahahahaahahaha

Football heritage my friend

[dreamy olive]

Corkus you have 0 ball knowledge

[weary depot]

needs to bring a game that happened 4 years ago that's not even ur club

[grave glen]

You literally lost 5-0 on aggregate to bayern

[dreamy olive]

I’m convinced you exist solely to make the entire discord hate one another.

[grave glen]

The last time you played them

[weary depot]

1 game didn't even matter

and 1 they were lucky Disney was in place

[grave glen]

Blaming your players

[weary depot]

3 big chances missed

[pine sundial]

we're different this time, we'll definitely knock you guys out

[grave glen]

Sounds like a Barca fan issue

[weary depot]

the finishing was garbage

[grave glen]

I am not a bayern fan but as long as muller plays football barca will lose

[weary depot]

the tactical game was amazing

[pine sundial]

BET and Lewandowski making sure he cries this time

😭

[grave glen]

Most Barca fans don’t rate this fraud

But okay

[weary depot]

Roberto has more chances of returning to Barca and starting in the UCL than Muller starting a UCL game away against Barca

[grave glen]

Ahahahahahahaha this will be amazing

The script is ready

[foggy cape]

@unkempt crag the last time was in 2016 7-0 Gary managed Valencia

[grave glen]

Hansi flick losing to Bayern

[weary depot]

and it's a 3-0 win for us

[unkempt crag]

Ah thanks Nick

[grave glen]

Again barca fans never learn

[foggy cape]

Messi scored 3 Suarez scored 4

[weary depot]

Barca won every game I watched so far this season

[unkempt crag]

HAHAHA brain just clocked in that it was Neville coaching at that time LOL

[weary depot]

that won't change btw

professional game

[grave glen]

We will see about that

[weary depot]

I watched the Monaco disasterclass

so yeah

4 professional games 4 wins 13 goals scored

[unkempt crag]

Hansi Flick when managing a club team: A very good manager
Hansi Flick at Germany: Who am i watching and why is it so bad?

[pine sundial]

Type of manager that's good at club bad at international

[weary depot]

lol

[unkempt crag]

to be fair that'd be me if I was a coach lol

[grave glen]

The biggest club in barca just scored

2-1

[pine sundial]

7-0 today

[grave glen]

No one mentioned the smaller club

[unkempt crag]

as much as I love my CANMNT i love Club Football more, so i'd take a club job any day

[pine sundial]

ngl same

unless it's for world cup

[unkempt crag]

yea

2022 was fun, we got our first goal

[grave glen]

The biggest club in barca won

[pine sundial]

what club

[grave glen]

Espanyol

[dapper dagger]

Corkus lost all faith on Laliga so he's now betting on bayern on the 3rd uck=l matchday to defeat us

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-gif-5042822651819905864

[sleek echo]

The biggest club in madrid also won today

[weary depot]

biggest club in Milan is also winning rn

[shut belfry]

😭😭

[kind vale]

Dogbao is so bad LMAO

[grave glen]

It’s a la liga 2 team

[grave glen]

Nice joke

[weary depot]

not joking

[grave glen]

Where is there 2nd star

[weary depot]

more than double ur ucls mate

in fact

triple

[grave glen]

We won a champions league more recently

With a treble

Tell Air conditioning to do that

[weary depot]

Milan has more trophies than u asw

anyways off topic

[dreamy olive]

What team do you support?

[tame parrot]

🧢

[weary depot]

not cap

[tame parrot]

Biggest cap of my life

[grave glen]

The biggest club in Milan

Valencia 1-0

To all the barca fans trolls Valencia is not relegating

[tame parrot]

Who said that

[dapper dagger]

hugo duro dagger

1-0

[grave glen]

Most Barca fans said Valencia had a relegation fight

When I was here

[tame parrot]

I don't think they did

[weary depot]

not cap

[grave glen]

the biggest sample space possible

[tame parrot]

Y'all been glazing yamal because he won a euro

[grave glen]

Flick out?

[tame parrot]

He is a good player but not the best

[grave glen]

ofc not the best

[tame parrot]

Just wait bro

[weary depot]

who's better

[grave glen]

the best is chillin in the states

[weary depot]

oh yeah

[dapper dagger]

that's never off

[weary depot]

Puig

[grave glen]

wutda

jordi alba

[weary depot]

oh

[grave glen]

my rata

[topaz crypt]

purple patch

[copper bison]

na the real purple patch is marcus trashford

had a 30+ goal season then dipped in into the shadows

[tame parrot]

How do you send pics

[topaz crypt]

I love hugo duro

[tame parrot]

Bro how do you send pics

[weary depot]

I forgot

[tame parrot]

Ale

[weary depot]

Nico is mid

so far

[tame parrot]

Bro pls tell me how to send pics

[weary depot]

level 3

[tame parrot]

Your club wanted to sing him tho

[river grove]

Haaland is farming the fraud English

[tame parrot]

Alr thanks

[grizzled patio]

people got mad when i said hes mid

its whatever

[vivid fossil]

Barca might win the league bro

[weary depot]

he's off form

[grave glen]

HUGOGOGOGO

[tame parrot]

🧢

[grave glen]

Hopefully Valencia does good this season

[weary depot]

who's first?

[grave glen]

Nice joke

[tame parrot]

It's just the beginning

[vivid fossil]

What did Hansi Flick do with this team

[weary depot]

and Vardrid alr dropped points twice

[vivid fossil]

Raphina hattrick was unexpected

[tame parrot]

It's ok cuz we might win our 16th UCL 🔥

[weary depot]

u won't

[tame parrot]

Still have more UCL than your team

[grave glen]

1-0 Mallorca

[weary depot]

ok glory hunter

[grave glen]

All barca fans are glory hunters

[tame parrot]

Glory hunter? I've been supporting real madrid before you were even born

[weary depot]

has to bring their UCL in every argument cuz their club rn is 💩

[tame parrot]

Your team is so poor that people donated on TikTok for Nico Williams but still didn't sing him

[grave glen]

Ahahaahahaahahaha

[weary depot]

poor club is 7 points above u mate

[tame parrot]

That's the only thing you can say mate

[weary depot]

focus on ur Mbappe

[tame parrot]

Sure

[weary depot]

made u wait 7 years and he's dropping worse performances than Braithwaite did at Barca

[tame parrot]

How to be a Barca starboy
Get injured and don't play for a whole season then end up in a mid club

[weary depot]

ur best youngster made from the academy went to Como

[tame parrot]

Who?

[weary depot]

exactly

[dapper dagger]

they don't even know their players

they are so irrelevant they don't even hear of them

[tame parrot]

Who cares tbh

[weary depot]

something a glory hunter would say tbh

[tame parrot]

Y'all been calling us glory hunters cuz we are better than your poor ahh team

[copper bison]

nico paz disrespect

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-zionist-reaction-disgust-contempt-gif-1323980696768933841

[weary depot]

that poor ahh team scored more in 1 game than u did this season

[weary depot]

he doesn't even know him btw

[grave glen]

You don’t know Nico Paz???

[copper bison]

nico is a baller

[dreamy olive]

Juventus?

[copper bison]

shame to see him go but better than not playing first team matches

[grave glen]

Inter is bigger but that’s Turin

[copper bison]

good thing we have a buy back clause for him

[dreamy olive]

But they own you

[weary depot]

Ikr Nico Gonzalez is a great baller

[grave glen]

Who

[copper bison]

funny fella

[weary depot]

ball knowledge stinks

[grave glen]

1-1 Villarreal

[dapper dagger]

what a goal

[weary depot]

relegation battle continues

[shut belfry]

Fuck I’m not watching the game

Is it worth it?

[dapper dagger]

ayoze DAGGER

[copper bison]

that euros gave him a huge boost

i still remember him literally dribbling in front of italy's defense

[dapper dagger]

tbf he was good with betis at the end of the season

[calm bolt]

Athletico may win the league

[copper bison]

yeah but the euros made him better

[tame parrot]

Ik him

[copper bison]

no matter how hard they try that terrorist won't win shit

[sleek echo]

I still don’t understand why real betis sold ayoze perez

Another goal man

[dapper dagger]

https://x.com/ReshadFCB/status/1829977408398667988

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB) on X

❗️Paulo Pezzolano (Valladolid Coach): “Yes, we went out to play the same today as we did at the Bernabéu, but this team [Barcelona] knew how to play against low blocks” #FCB 📋🔵🔴🚨

Twitter · Aug 31, 2024, 8:19 PM

unreal diss

[sleek echo]

@light ledge explain please

[light ledge]

he decided to go

[weary depot]

https://x.com/reshadfcb/status/1829977408398667988?s=46&t=G_mimiOmYpc-YVELG56hcw

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB) on X

❗️Paulo Pezzolano (Valladolid Coach): “Yes, we went out to play the same today as we did at the Bernabéu, but this team [Barcelona] knew how to play against low blocks” #FCB 📋🔵🔴🚨

Twitter · Aug 31, 2024, 8:19 PM

[sleek echo]

Oh why? left a team playing in europe

[calm bolt]

The only thing they need to do is change their format cuz the format is shit

[light ledge]

ayoze's fav team is Villarreal not Betis and he got a better salary in Villarreal

[sleek echo]

Oh fair

Cause he’s a class player I was so confused when I saw betis sold him to villareal

[dapper dagger]

bodied them 😭😭😭

[weary depot]

body on and off the field

[copper bison]

which i don't think they will since they have a better attack than defense

and simeone loves playing defensive

[shell hedge]

At least Braithwaite scored

[weary depot]

never thought I'd hear this

[shell hedge]

the Mbappe the Real Madrid board thought they were getting:

the one they got:

[tame parrot]

It's still the beginning bro

Give bro some time

[light ledge]

and he wont score tomorrow hopefully

[tame parrot]

Don't forget that he already has a trophy before varca

[shell hedge]

Roque will be the one scoring

for us it's either the former player that scores or the player that would be the most embarrassing to concede to, which in your case would be Roque since Isco's not going to play

[light ledge]

we have 3 nice cbs now

hopefully we can win 0-1 or draw 0-0

[river grove]

FINISHED MADRID

[twin sinew]

Barca cooking this season

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow I just saw that Atlético scored in the 92th minute 💀💀

wtf man

You guys ain’t gonna survive Europe like this

Nico probably regrets his decision by now 🔥 (jk jk)

[kindred stag]

He's missing out on a treble

[topaz crypt]

It aint a treble without a gamper cup

[thick saddle]

would be lowkey funny to win the treble but without the gamper cup

not that it’s realistic

It would be funny tho

[topaz crypt]

Wait so

Xavi won a treble then

Gamper, supercopa, league

[copper bison]

we also won a treble

league, ucl, supercopa

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[cyan rose]

GUY

valencia win??

[topaz crypt]

Yeah no thats not a treble

[copper bison]

no longer domestic!!!!

[cyan rose]

valencia is win??

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-missed-over-your-head-gif-8604199

i know bruv the CDR is our bogey competition

[worn cape]

rapha and lamine>> vini and billie

[ivory meteor]

Valencia so terrible

[dapper dagger]

valencia are meady man they played against a villareal side without their best players and even with a red they could not beat them in mestalla fairs

[grave glen]

Valencia are washed fairs

[copper bison]

la liga hypermotion calling valencia

[grave glen]

They'll magically wake up once they play Madrid at home

I'll be there

[copper bison]

what a time for racism 😍

[grave glen]

Once they see Vini, Valencia 2006 is back

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/aba-preach-gif-10722409192735587849

[twin sinew]

Visca barca Vista Catalonia

Visca*

[thick saddle]

Visca EL barca

[grave glen]

kk

[grave glen]

Wtf

[grave glen]

what

Listen

Do u know osm

Online soccer manager

[grave glen]

yes

not interested in it anymore

Oh kk

lol u kitty

Was gonna ask if I'm able to gather enough people would u join

But guess not

But why pedri out

[grave glen]

his haircut is kinda ass

PedriSZN is gonna come for u bro

[grave glen]

bro

[grave glen]

Man what kind of fake barca fan are u

😭

ofc everyone is gonna come after the small petite vulnerable minor kitty

[grave glen]

im not fake

Oh god now mbappe out

Madrid is my favorite team

But in basketball

Don't get yourself banned on this server as well

[grave glen]

What other server was I banned in

Premier league server lmao and the maxrid one muted you 😭😭

[tame grotto]

I just got on this channel what is even going on

[grave glen]

Did u message henry to unmute u yet?

[grave glen]

Stfu

[grave glen]

Shut up ur annoying me

[grave glen]

No

I’m too lazy

[tame grotto]

How old even are you dude

[grave glen]

17

Why does everyone ask the small petite vulnerable minor for his age

[tame grotto]

You act like a 11 year old

[grave glen]

@grave glen I’ll give u 30 seconds to remove all ur reactions from this

[grave glen]

😂

I'm jusr tryna be like u bro

U do it all the time

[grave glen]

I’m blocking u

[grave glen]

Nah you're nothing without me

[grave glen]

WTF

[grave glen]

Why do u think so

[grave glen]

Cos im king stunna innit

Without me you'd still have the dog filter pic

[grave glen]

Bro thinks he’s him

[grave glen]

I’ll bring it back since u don’t like it

BRO

BRO

FUCK

[grave glen]

Lmao yhsts your loss

CHECK DMS

[grave glen]

BRO

IM COOKED

Damn bro

U should tag a referee on here

They might be able to help with ur issue

[tame grotto]

And muted

[grave glen]

Huh why?

[tame grotto]

Well he is being rude

[grave glen]

To me or you?

[tame grotto]

To me

[grave glen]

Lol don't take it personally he just talks like that

[tame grotto]

I know, but he needs to chill out

No way he is 17 when he acts like that

[grave glen]

Hahah thats nothing yet you should see what he dms me

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[cloud sparrow]

Finally unmuted god

We got so robbed today

Simeone ball makes me want to shoot myself

Not hard to win when playing with 12 also

[dapper dagger]

😭

[storm dagger]

Over and over again… who tailed? More plays coming up today. Don’t miss out

[tawdry pelican]

barka fan crying as always

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-taecvult-stan-twitter-druski-vibing-gif-23855934

[pine sundial]

La liga top scorer race will be between Raphina, Lewandowski, and Rodrygo ( probably )

[copper bison]

not really sure if anybody is crying after that 7-0

[fleet berry]

L

Correa owned Athletic Club

[dapper dagger]

nah rodrygo probably not

it's gonna be mbappe lewandowski

and maybe raphinha

[copper bison]

rodrygo isn't really consistent for that

he can have a 15 game run without a goal but score when needed

not a bad trait

[opal obsidian]

that was fucking crazy

[copper bison]

i literally said "ferran will score at this point" and low and behold he fucking did

ferran towers uno

we need a win before the international break

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-gif-18751922

[copper bison]

mort sooner or later he will score

no fucking way mbappe goes a full season without scoring

[shell hedge]

He's not going to do what Ronaldo did during the one Champions League campaign and turn the goalscorer list on it's head

[copper bison]

yeah obviously ronaldo is different

[grave glen]

Rest Mort

He's scoring sooner or later

Honestly vini was being kinda selfish

In fact I reckon he scores tmw

He should've provided more chances to mbappe

[shell hedge]

the only two teams throughout the schedule I see him scoring against are Lille and Stade, and that's only because they're Ligue 1 teams

[copper bison]

rn im trusting vini more than mbappe

since vini is more established now

[grave glen]

If I were in Madrid's shoes I'd trust Endrick more than both of them

[shell hedge]

Endrick should be the starter

Mbappe should be getting the treatment Guler did last season

[grave glen]

Come back to me tmw when mboobs scores

Pin this

[grave glen]

Culer alert 😭

[shell hedge]

He's right

[copper bison]

either you will be: ozpin
or: popzin

[shell hedge]

Endrick should be starting

[copper bison]

tomorrow

we'll see

[shell hedge]

He's proven to be far more useful than Mbappe

[grave glen]

Does Anceliban have the cojones to bench Mbappe