la-liga

[ornate matrix]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1828914088564736468?s=46&t=QgMqWhqqTYVCe30FWLQf0g

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇪🇸 Rodrigo Riquelme: “We have the squad and depth to beat anyone. The club has done a spectacular job in the transfer market. We are Atlético, and we have to win always.”

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 9:54 PM

[grave glen]

Breaking: the earth is round

[ornate matrix]

Brush ur teeth g

[grave glen]

Breaking: the earth is still round

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1828922257298584025

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Barcelona had hoped a loan move for Liverpool's Stefan Bajcetić would help fill the void left by injured Marc Bernal.

They're unable to proceed because of Financial Fair Play, per @FabrizioRomano 🫠

Twitter · Aug 28, 2024, 10:27 PM

[copper bison]

alvarez and mbappe on fraudwatch currently but we all know they're scoring goals soon enough

[shell hedge]

Watch most of our side suddenly forget Mbappe's bad start if he scores against Las Palmas' highline tomorrow

[tough star]

No Hummels and now Oyarzabal is out for the next game

Fml

[copper bison]

i seriously think he'll adapt

he's already scored on his debut

[shell hedge]

It wasn't against a La Liga team

[copper bison]

regardless

[kindred tartan]

wait hang on

[copper bison]

he did score

[kindred tartan]

ancelotti out???

[shell hedge]

in La Liga he has less G/A than Endrick

[copper bison]

you think this stays like that forever

[shell hedge]

Seems that stubborn

[copper bison]

if that's what you think fine, i just see it as a bit of an overreaction

half of his career goals were at the center

[pseudo flicker]

Barcelona beat Vallecano 2-1 in LaLiga Matchday 3

Rayo Vallecano started the match against FC Barcelona with a bang and dominated the opening minutes. In the 9th minute, Jorge de Frutos assisted Unai López, who scored to make it 1-0 for Rayo. Rayo confined Barcelona to their zone, maintaining their advantage for most of the first half. FC Barcelona struggled to break through Rayo's solid defence. After the break, coach Hansi Flick brought on Dani Olmo, who improved the team's play (46'). In the 59th minute, Dani Olmo hit the crossbar with a long-range shot. Shortly after, in the 60th minute, Pedri equalised the score to 1-1 with a shot from outside the penalty area. Rayo began to fade, and Marc-Andre ter Stegen's team took the initiative in the second half. In the 71st minute Robert Lewandowski scored a goal to make it 2-1, but it was disallowed by VAR due to a foul by Jules Koundé. Dani Olmo scored the decisive goal to make it 2-1 after a pass from 17-year-old Lamine Yamal. Rayo had no energy left to respond to the advantage of the vice-champion of Spain in the final minutes of the match. The match ended with a victory for the players in navy blue and burgundy kits 2-1. Rayo Vallecano dropped to eighth place in the La Liga table after this defeat (currently ninth). Dani Olmo was chosen the player of the match.

[tidal perch]

Dani Olmo played very good when he came to the central attacking mid and raphinha on the left wing.

No-one doubted Dani-Olmo's performance

His major concern should be his fitness

We have seen many transfer rumours regarding the transfers of chiesa, leao and neymar to Barca

But realistically speaking how is that even possible

When you had to let go Gundogan, sell few players, unregister christensen and then you were able to register olmo

How can this club even afford to sign

Barca has that badge value, But I believe Laporte is playing this emotional card giving fans false hope

[dry scaffold]

Would Endrick and Yamal be the next Ronaldo Vs Messi?

[dry scaffold]

Well I mean

[finite pecan]

Go to sleep brother

[dry scaffold]

Ok

So all this means no

[shell hedge]

One's a striker, the other's a winger

[dry scaffold]

But they’re both attackers

[shell hedge]

Different positions

[dry scaffold]

Dude

Messi played right wing

And Ronaldo played striker

And Left wing

[shell hedge]

Ronaldo didn't start playing striker until his leg injuries forced him to

And it's still different than what Messi did

[dark heath]

its 4am should i sleep?

[visual blade]

no one will ever be anything like ronaldo vs messi

they were their own rivals they can’t be compared to endrick and yamal i get what you mean though

[shell hedge]

Mbappe got hacked today

I wonder who could've done it

[shell hedge]

UTDTrey hacked Mbappe

How do you feel?

[iron plaza]

Halo

Should l put this as my wallpaper?

[kindred stag]

It's not a hack

These are mbappes honest opinions.

[forest zinc]

I like the spiderman Ronaldo wallpaper but imo needs to be a bit brighter makes it stand out more

[fleet slate]

do you believe that Neymar will be in Barcelona

[sweet flax]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829067246091559081

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔴⚪️✈️ Stefan Bajcetić to RB Salzburg, here we go! No chance for Barcelona even with attempts overnight.

Barça issues with Financial Fair Play block the move and they can’t proceed with La Liga limits.

Bajcetić leaves #LFC to join Salzburg, travel and medical today. 🇦🇹

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 8:03 AM

[dusky geode]

We’re cooked

[sweet flax]

whats with ffp problem though

[dusky geode]

We didn’t have no proper signing

[dusky geode]

Idk

Guys

[sweet flax]

nah barca losing a transfer race to salzburg is just 😔

[dusky geode]

Pls say if at least Diaz is interested to join us

We’re literally first in laliga

How is nobody interested

[weary depot]

we can't even afford a 4 million loan

[dusky geode]

Welp we’re destined either to buy someone good during the winter transfer window or to just appreciate Dani olmo

Which was really good

[versed cargo]

hello

[real hull]

nah firstly we would focus on registering araujo and christensen in winter transfer window

[weary depot]

we won't buy anyone this season

[weary depot]

Araujo is registered no?

[real hull]

didnt we do some shits with him to create space??

[weary depot]

he's still registered

[dusky geode]

Liverpool 2.0🔥🔥🔥

[weary depot]

same with Christensen

if we're not in 1:1 by January then Olmo will get unregistered

[real hull]

ohhh

[weary depot]

Christensen can still play when he comes back

[real hull]

oh okk

[weary depot]

and I'm pretty sure Olmo won't get registered again

I may have read that wrong tho

[real hull]

so he will play until january

[weary depot]

but the info I said is right

[weary depot]

yes

same with Christensen

[real hull]

and then he wont play anymore

[weary depot]

Christensen can play this season

[weary depot]

if we don't reach 1:1 by then

[jagged vault]

Hi guys

[real hull]

better loan him out then til the end of the season

bro just found out about this

fairs

[jagged vault]

It says that he will come back on early may

They say*

[rain silo]

Who need some good soccer picks for today /text me for some guarantee picks if you're interested

[jagged vault]

Bro it was just 4M so how will they sign big names like Tah 💀💀💀

Like just 20M for Tah but that's 5 times more

[bronze adder]

Every player is interested, we just can't afford them

[bronze adder]

Why did the hacker make it so obvious. Act like you're Mbappé at least.

[copper bison]

cuz they are a football twitter goblin

they should be extinct everything they say is beyond repair

[vivid fossil]

How did barca get pot 1

And why

I wanted them to get matched with bayern or psg

[real hull]

Cus Leverkusen lost the final against Atalanta

So we got the last place in pot1

Yh

[ruby needle]

I can't imagine barca won 3 matches

[real hull]

Just the draw system lol

[ruby needle]

Anyway to finish 3rd

At the end of season

[real hull]

Barca fan?

[ruby needle]

Real

Lol

[real hull]

Like last season we played one team from pot 2-3-4

Now we can face teams from pot 1 too

Small ass league will be created with the teams we will draw (i think)

And yh we will play to secure s place to the knock out stage

[ruby needle]

U barca?

[real hull]

Yh

[ruby needle]

Ok

I c

[topaz crypt]

No

[real hull]

This new system complicated asf

[topaz crypt]

Yeah but more profit so its ok

I believe each team gets 8 random opponents

Yes

[real hull]

Ohhhh

Ic how it is

[topaz crypt]

Mone

More games

[real hull]

More injuries for us🗿

[topaz crypt]

As if we didnt have enough already

🔥

[real hull]

Lol fr

[topaz crypt]

Scenes when we have to play ferran in goal

[real hull]

We can already add like 7 players there

4 more and its done

[half sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-pedri-gonzalez-fc-barcelona-gavi-spain-gif-27577677

[real hull]

#gaming

[sage ruin]

What game is this?

[real hull]

Dream league soccer

But go talk about games in that gaming channel

[real hull]

🪄

[sage ruin]

ok

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/its-matchday-gif-25054165

[weary depot]

Las Palmas do something for me

[foggy cape]

Le las palmas

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[gleaming idol]

For today im a las palmas fan

[grave glen]

Las Palmas una

Mbappe will most likely score his first goal today. Las Palmas high line gimmick its over

[weary depot]

Mckenna vs Mbappe and Vini

[grave glen]

He's a former Madrid player

What'd u expect

[grave glen]

Yeh wrap it up

[lament swallow]

las palmas haven't won a game yet as well

[grave glen]

Yeh they've been mid this start of the season

[lament swallow]

but the world needs mbappe 007

[grave glen]

U can hatewatch but don't get ur hopes up

[weary depot]

Las Palmas relegated is the end

for me

[grave glen]

I'll be hatewatching Girona tho

Gonna get ready to smoke that Girona pack

[weary depot]

I love how hard they're trying to stop us

[eager tulip]

Naa that foul on olmo was a disgrace

[bronze adder]

They lost their manager and best midfielder

[serene bridge]

Hey...

Hala Madrid

Hala Marid

Uno Dos Tres Hala Madrid

[real hull]

He can’t even say hala madrid correctly

Glory hunter detected

[weary depot]

"Haala"

[real hull]

“Marid”

[weary depot]

Viisca Baca

[real hull]

Visa Braga

😤

[weary depot]

Vis Braca

[dark heath]

I HAVE SCIENCE THE FIRST LESSON WTF

[weary depot]

#off-topic

[dark heath]

AND DOUBLE TURKISH

HOLY FUCK

[weary depot]

#off-topic

[dark heath]

I WANNA KMS

[weary depot]

#off-topic

[lunar ridge]

good news according to Hector Gomez, Andre Almeida has convinced the club to let him stay regardless of the Premier League and Porto offers. His salary is lower than most academy players (300k yearly) and he is expecting to get a raise soon. He is the player with most quality in the squad, unluckily he missed 70% of the past season due to a back injury.

[lunar ridge]

At the same time, Enzo Barrenechea’s loan operation from AVFC has been reactivated after being completely off by yesterday. Both parties are very optimistic to close the deal for the DM this time.

On the other hand, the club has signed a 27 year old centre back from the french 2nd division on loan, CAUFRIER. He landed today in Valencia. He’s coming to replace Cenk Ozkacar who just went on loan to Valladolid

Things are not looking good this season

[fleet slate]

¿Cuál es tu club favorito de España? Para mí sería el Real Madrid o cuál es tu club favorito de otras ligas.

[thick saddle]

Bro can’t even spell it right

[serene bridge]

Mistakes happen to everybody man.

[serene bridge]

Don't joke around when something goes wrong. All people are learning from mistakes to be successful.

[thick saddle]

King

[weary depot]

lol

[serene bridge]

But no hate for you man.

[weary depot]

boy

[thick saddle]

thanks brother. Appreciate it

[lunar ridge]

he landed

[weary depot]

hello

[serene bridge]

Yeah. Gotch U man.

[pseudo flicker]

Ath. Bilbao beat Valencia 1-0 in LaLiga Matchday 3

Athletic Bilbao beat Valencia 1-0 at the Estadio San Mamés. Beñat Prados Diaz scored the winner just before the end of the first half (45'). It was Athletic's first win of the season. Los Ches were ineffective in attack and posed no threat to Athletic's goal. Julen Agirrezabala, Athletic's goalkeeper, returned from injury and had little to do. If it weren't for goalkeeper Giorgi Mamardashvili, the Orange could have lost by a larger margin. Iñaki Williams had several chances to score, but Giorgi Mamardashvili defended well. Oihan Sancet wasted a chance to score after the ball deflected off the crossbar. Athletic had more chances to score, but lacked effectiveness. After the break, Ruben Baraja's team did not take any more risks in attack. Coach Ernesto Valverde Tejedor made changes, including Nico Williams, to bolster Athletic's attack (58'). Athletic controlled the second half, preventing Pepelu's side from taking any chances. Beñat Prados Diaz scored his first LaLiga goal. Last season's ninth-placed side remain without a point after three games.

[lunar ridge]

julian how are you doing

[weary depot]

Athletic Club*

[lunar ridge]

will you ever message back 💔

[thick saddle]

“El nuevo Mathieu” after they talk about how he doesn’t want to be called el Nuevo Mathieu 😭

[lunar ridge]

he thinks we can’t see him

[round pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/real-madrid-champions-dance-funny-dance-ancelotti-gif-26039234

[patent locust]

https://x.com/SamC_reports/status/1829169907977859199

Sam C (@SamC_reports) on X

EXCLUSIVE: Understand Mason Mount has picked up a hamstring injury, and is set to be out for a number of weeks.

Get well soon, Mase 🫶🙌

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 2:51 PM

[loud needle]

tf he's doing ova dere

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1829163302204912032

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🦇 Enzo Barrenechea to Valencia on loan from Aston Villa, done and confirmed.

Here we go. NO buy option clause as key part of future #AVFC plans.

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 2:24 PM

[cloud sparrow]

#memes

or #premier-league

its essentially the same thing

[pseudo flicker]

Valladolid draw 0-0 with Leganes on Matchday 3 of LaLiga

Leganés drew 0-0 away to Valladolid. Pucela were proactive but predictable in their play. Raúl Moro stood out for Paulo Pezzolano’s side but failed to take his chances. Both teams were keen to dispel doubts about their early-season form. Coaches Paulo Pezzolano and Borja Jiménez found ways to compete in the first division. Javier Sanchez’s side started the match with a core of regulars after rotating in the previous match. Leganés had a few key players, such as Juan Cruz and Enric Franquesa, returning to the line-up. Amath Ndiaye had the first shot of the match but was off target. The LaLiga2 runners-up looked to dominate the match but clear-cut chances were scarce. Raúl Moro hit the crossbar and Selim Amallah had the only shot on target in the first half. Óscar Rodriguez came on and improved Leganés' play, although without clear-cut chances (46'). Iván Sánchez was dangerous on the right wing but failed to break down Leganés' defence. Raúl Moro had to leave the pitch because of a possible injury (81'). The match ended without much excitement and in a goalless draw.

[thick saddle]

Julian my goat, how have you been

How is life treating you

Still waiting for my birthday gift btw

[fading ember]

#champions-league

[shell hedge]

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/draws/ it's starting

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/samuelmarsden/status/1829196474275783112?s=46

Samuel Marsden (@samuelmarsden) on X

Barcelona's eight CL fixtures: Bayern Munich H, Borussia Dortmund A, Atalanta H, Benfica A, Young Boys H, Crvena Zvezda A, Brest H, Monaco A

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:36 PM

[thick saddle]

Barcelona vs. Bayern is gonna be SO funny

[lament swallow]

flick gonna smash his ex club

[thick saddle]

well I sure hope so

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1829195987820458063

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Barcelona will face Bayern at home in the Champions League... again 🙃

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:34 PM

[kindred stag]

not looking good for girona

[grave glen]

who they facting

[kindred stag]

psg liverpool milan arsenal

[grave glen]

Yeh wrap it up

[kindred stag]

psv

[grave glen]

I will be counting on mort to post the spanish fixture list in europe

[kindred stag]

and feyenoord for girona 😭

theyre gonna get 0 points

[grave glen]

Jesus

[sleek echo]

Girona are getting absolutely destroyed holy

I wanted them to get an easy draw

[tidal perch]

Sadly not possible

But I am very happy for PSG

They got such an amazing group

Man city at hime

Bayern away

Atleti home

Arsenal away

They are literally dead

[molten finch]

#man-city

[weary depot]

I hope we face Bayern in December

[kindred stag]

easier games

[tidal perch]

8-2 sad

Will flick get his revenge ?

[kindred stag]

michel has to be the best manager of all time if he gets out of the group

[tidal perch]

It's not a group it's a league

32 team league

Top 8 directly go through

while 8-24 go through knockouts

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1829200890491756966
https://x.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1829202946221060220

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

✅ Home and away opponents for Pot 1 teams 🏠✈️

#UCLdraw

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 4:54 PM

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

✅ Home and away opponents for Pot 2 teams 🏠✈️

#UCLdraw

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 5:02 PM

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[cloud sparrow]

haha barca bayern is gonna be funny because bayern own barca

https://tenor.com/view/pessi-pessi-8-2-bayern-8-2-barcelona-8-2-messi-crying-gif-5259031014695506283

[grave glen]

Oh theres a girona game?

[grave glen]

That's the only positive thing about this draw for me 😂

[thick saddle]

And because the coach that owned barca is now Barca’s coach

[grave glen]

We’re cooked

[grizzled patio]

we will own every single club in our fixtures

mark my words

liverpool will get stretched

milan will get stretched

and atalanta will ghost against us

[violet marten]

Gil season 3.0 watch

[grizzled patio]

Vini will cook trent again

[weary depot]

revenge will happen

[violet marten]

Okay why do they bring the mic when the teams are having talks during breaks

[weary depot]

damn I feel like Salah

[grizzled patio]

its stupid

i think real madrid are the only team

that didnt allow it from la liga

[violet marten]

Goal

Gil

[half sinew]

because of journalism ig

or something

[grizzled patio]

no

[violet marten]

Okay this may be a stretch but what if the opposition get access to this during the breaks

[grizzled patio]

its because of a la liga deal

theres a reason why

real madrid wasnt in the netflix documentary

real madrid is secluded from alot of things in la liga

one of them is the interviews at HT

the clubs get paid if they do HT interviews

[violet marten]

At the expense of opponents getting to know your play

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/realmadriden/status/1829210592940315009 Rodrygo's being rotated

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden) on X

📋✅ Our starting XI!
🆚 @UDLP_english
#LasPalmasRealMadrid

Twitter · Aug 29, 2024, 5:32 PM

[weary depot]

nooo why Brahim

ye ez Madrid win

[shell hedge]

Because he's the other option

And Betis are probably going to be much harder than Las Palmas, so

[weary depot]

man he's good

[shell hedge]

Rodrygo's probably going to have to play today anyway

I know the team better than that

[half sinew]

no carvajal?

[weary depot]

first sub

[shell hedge]

Rotated for Real Betis

[shell hedge]

Rodrygo, Guler, then Endrick at the 85th minute

[weary depot]

typical

[grizzled patio]

lowkey

if mbappe doesent show up until 60th minute

bench him for endrick

[shell hedge]

He'll probably get rotated for Betis

[grizzled patio]

if he plays good today

i hope he starts against betis

since betis is always a hard game

[shell hedge]

He'll start even if he has the worst form of his life

[dapper dagger]

Literally said this btw

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti doesn't care

[dapper dagger]

Brahim is better than rodrygo on the right

[shell hedge]

It's because of midweek, if it was just Betis, Rodrygo would start

[grizzled patio]

no air threat in our forwards

how have we managed to win alot

[shell hedge]

Because we bullshit on the ground

[grave glen]

Brahim starting

Madrid winning

[dapper dagger]

💔

[grave glen]

I think mbappe is gonna play alot better then he did last game

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-weird-clapping-evil-laugh-gif-15543771

[weary depot]

we should go 8/8 in the UCL

[pastel spire]

https://tenor.com/view/mascot-wave-munich-fc-bayern-fc-bayern-gi-fs-gif-8570240

[weary depot]

their defence stinks

[shell hedge]

Yours is literally held together by Cubrasi

[weary depot]

Kounde and Balde are good asw

Kounde is able to pocket their winger

[round pumice]

That’s not possible with Bayern

https://tenor.com/view/8-2-2-8-barcelona-vs-bayern-munich-gif-4839464094890236310

[round pumice]

Remember this

Starting 11 vs palmas

[dapper dagger]

what a goal man

fucking hell

[sleek echo]

Girona might not be finished after all

[weary depot]

bringing a game at our worst times during their best

[round pumice]

Fr

[grave glen]

Mostly cuz of Osasuna's individual errors

[weary depot]

Osasuna 😭😭😭

[round pumice]

💀

Looks like Muller is ready

[sleek echo]

This guy bruh

[robust vault]

Bro has something personal theres no way

[round pumice]

Muller bouta break all of Barca’s players ankles

Especially yamal’s

Imagine yamal gets a acl injury by muller fouling him

[flint cradle]

Diaz and modric starting 💀

[weary depot]

the fact that you don't know what an ACL injury is

is crazy

it doesn't happen from tackles

[manic blade]

miovski started for girona?

[proud grove]

Muller does not tackle

[cloud sparrow]

classic osasuna

[sleek echo]

That’s not how acl injury works

[weary depot]

they still have 0 shots

[cloud sparrow]

classic osasuna

[weary depot]

Muller is a bench warmer now

[cloud sparrow]

he'll get a ucl injury

i am hilarious

[flint cradle]

Sry but this is stupid lol

[sleek echo]

[dapper dagger]

you're a funny lad

dense knobhead

[weary depot]

Muller is a bench warmer

he only has his name saving his career

[lunar ridge]

tchouameni just casually commented on a post of my hometown club (3rd division)

[grizzled patio]

Probably a French player there

He knows

[cloud sparrow]

anyone who uses light mode should be banned

imo

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/LaLigaBR/status/1829219001681260998

[sleek echo]

No way stuani is still girona’s best striker at 38 💀

[jade flame]

Mbappe will deliver. It took messi 8 matched to score his first goal in ligue 1

[weary depot]

Messi wasn't playing striker

[grave glen]

Mbappe scores today

[sleek echo]

Bros comparing a midfielder to a striker 💀

[round pumice]

He’s not

[round pumice]

Muller is a legend and better than yamal

[weary depot]

not rn

[round pumice]

Just so you know

[round pumice]

I mean all time

Muller was a legend

For Bayern

[weary depot]

omg!!! a 34 yr old is better than a 17 yr old all time

[round pumice]

but now he’s older

But still very good

[weary depot]

mate you compare anyone nowadays

not even the same position

[shell hedge]

Having his yap session before we start struggling to Las Palmas

[round pumice]

Ngl I think we can beat palmas 1-0 or 2-0

[weary depot]

lol

nah

[shell hedge]

We can do a lot of things, the problem is we won't

[grave glen]

Underdog gimmick ur killing me Mort

[weary depot]

Madrid will win 3-0 again

[shell hedge]

We'll concede early then shithouse a comeback late on

[grave glen]

Las Palmas high line + Brahim starting is an assured win for Madrid

Rest

3-0 Madrid I say

[haughty nacelle]

where can i watch the match guys?

[round pumice]

That’s what happens every time

[shell hedge]

Las Palmas high line + Mbappe + Vinicius + Diaz

[weary depot]

on a device

[round pumice]

S sport + for turkey

[haughty nacelle]

site

[shell hedge]

ESPN

[grave glen]

Yes, the high line bit automatically includes that factor

[weary depot]

there's the stadium option asw

[grave glen]

Still gonna hatewatch tho and watch Madrid win

[shell hedge]

If Mbappe scores, most of our side will suddenly forget he was having a shit start

[round pumice]

Every time Madrid concedes and scores 3 more and wins

[shell hedge]

We need to keep it clocked for a bit

[round pumice]

it’s just like that for some reason

[weary depot]

Mbappe La Liga 007

will not happen unfortunately

[shell hedge]

Not if he's facing a high line today

[grave glen]

If he stays consistent afterwards his shit start will be rightfully forgiven

If Mbappe doesn't score against their high line I swear to God

[shell hedge]

If Las Palmas play a high line, Mbappe might finally make himself useful

[round pumice]

Fr

[grave glen]

Real Betis too aren't necessarily a predominantly low block team

[sleek echo]

They don’t have valles anymore so they shouldn’t be playing a high line

[grave glen]

He has a chance to score there as well

[sleek echo]

Park the bus please

[haughty nacelle]

cant find it

[shell hedge]

Apparently they've still been playing a high line

[grave glen]

Even then they lost their best player

And they're still playing the high line btw

[round pumice]

It’s a app

[grave glen]

Game hasn't started yet

[round pumice]

On android and iPhone

Aka google play store and App Store

[haughty nacelle]

oh

[round pumice]

And needs a subscription

of money

🤑

[sleek echo]

They haven’t played barca atleti real tho so I hope it’s different today

[cyan rose]

GUY

real madrid vs la palma

Who won

[shell hedge]

Hasn't even started

[weary depot]

respect my club

[cyan rose]

What your coulb

[weary depot]

it's Las Palmas

not Las Palma

😡

[shell hedge]

Pedri to Las Palmas?

[cyan rose]

la plam

[weary depot]

when he retires

before

[shell hedge]

You don't want Pedri playing for your club? Fairs, I don't blame you

[cyan rose]

Guy las palama can score today

[weary depot]

I don't want him to play here when he's 34-35

[sleek echo]

We’re still paying las palmas money for pedri

[weary depot]

deserved

[sleek echo]

100%

[weary depot]

how much is his total package

[cyan rose]

Guy why lusca vaquez instead of dani carval

[sleek echo]

I think around 25 mil

[weary depot]

bargain

[sleek echo]

Absolutely

150 mil player

[cyan rose]

Guy girona 4- 0

Girona good?

[grave glen]

No

[cyan rose]

How 4 -0

[grave glen]

Mid table finish

[haughty nacelle]

ill say 2-1 for real mardid ngl

[grizzled patio]

no

4-1 real madrid

[humble sequoia]

I'd say 3-0 madrid

[grizzled patio]

this is the game mbappe will find his form in

[humble sequoia]

Mbappe scoring his first today

What a beautiful stadium mate

[grave glen]

Realistic score

[cyan rose]

La palma score?

[grave glen]

Respect

[grave glen]

Hasn’t started

[grizzled patio]

las palmas will score a goal from a corner

or defensive mistake

from rudiger

[cyan rose]

Mendy start

And no dani carval why??

[grizzled patio]

carvajal rest

mendy had red card

[cyan rose]

It good defense?

[robust vault]

or maybe they wont at all

[grizzled patio]

yes

[robust vault]

[grizzled patio]

probably

depends on our defense today

[cyan rose]

La palama can score??

[grizzled patio]

cause we have a serious problem defending corners

[robust vault]

true

[grave glen]

Mbappe on serious allegations if he doesn’t score

[round pumice]

Fr

[grave glen]

Bros Twitter gets hacked and he doesn’t score

Wild

[round pumice]

Just look at psg president when he sees his opponents

[robust vault]

Mbappe this morning be like

[round pumice]

Fr

Arda will cook

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

Tottenham spurs waking up to Mbappe slandering them

[round pumice]

[tepid mirage]

he isn't playing

[weary depot]

good meme pic

[round pumice]

Fr it should be a sticker

[weary depot]

😭

[robust vault]

good anthem from Las Palmas

[round pumice]

Yea

[grave glen]

Here we go

[round pumice]

Kick off

I hope arda plays today

Bc Im Turkish

I want him to become a very professional player

[robust vault]

he will sub with Modric for sure

[round pumice]

Our country is addicted with him

[tepid mirage]

ya ik

[round pumice]

Like 90% of Turkish Madrid fans are arda fans

[tepid mirage]

imagine the best player in ur country is a 20 yr old boy🔥

[robust vault]

cant blame them

[round pumice]

POV: Mbappe when he notices he isn’t in a farmers league anymore

[round pumice]

True

But he is the next great of football

[light ledge]

Betis is sleeping

not a good match

[tepid mirage]

he's got the potentional....just needs to stay away frm injuries and other distractions

[round pumice]

Yes

[tepid mirage]

but it is true that Arda is a well-disciplined boy

[weary depot]

Calhanoglu is better and it's not even close

[foggy cape]

@weary depot

@weary depot

1-0

[weary depot]

hello

[foggy cape]

[left mango]

HAHAHAHAH

[foggy cape]

Las Palmas lead

[river grove]

FINISHED CLUB

[round pumice]

Las palmas scored

[grave glen]

OH MYG

[river grove]

OH MY DAYS

[solid heath]

broo

[weary depot]

COOOK

[round pumice]

it’s like this

[tepid mirage]

wtff

[grizzled patio]

told u

[vestal elbow]

how washed do you have to be

[grizzled patio]

fuckig tol du

[round pumice]

They score we score

[river grove]

LOW IT

[robust vault]

@grizzled patio just like you said Rudiger fault

[grizzled patio]

our defense is terrible

yep

[weary depot]

they'll make a comeback tho

[grizzled patio]

yeah but still

[shell hedge]

I knew it

[round pumice]

yea

[rustic roost]

Ayo Madrid what happened there

[round pumice]

Madrid only does come backs

[grave glen]

Oh my

[robust vault]

still we were expecting for a clean sheet

[rustic roost]

fr

[grizzled patio]

rudiger militao and tchouameni got fucked there

[round pumice]

For some reason

[full flower]

THIS IS CUZ ARDA GULER DDNT START

[proud grove]

it'll be 2-1 in no time

[round pumice]

TRUE

[full flower]

IF ARDA WAS TSATRTING IT OUL BE 5-0 NOW

[round pumice]

ok not that much

[full flower]

STUPID TOM ANCLEOTTI NOT STARTING GULER

[distant zenith]

militao got cooked

[shell hedge]

[full flower]

miliatao is so bad

never forget that 4-4 to villareal

[round pumice]

Oh Brahmin

[weary depot]

can't blame him there

[haughty nacelle]

mendy always getting red card ngl

[full flower]

mbappe is so bad

[left mango]

Conference league club 😂

[full flower]

also whats that vini hair cut

bro so goofy

[full flower]

arsenal fan is talking.....

[robust vault]

come to Camavinga brother barber

[left mango]

That’s not relevant in the channel bro

[round pumice]

Bottle job club is what arsenal is lol

[light ledge]

two goals in 2 mins

Betis 2-0

Nice

[left mango]

#football-chat
Common Real Madrid fan so dumb

[round pumice]

Wow good job

[weary depot]

guys calm down

[full flower]

GULER IS SO GOOD OMG

mbappe so bad

wth is he doing

[weary depot]

we know Madrid will comeback

[round pumice]

yea

[left mango]

Mbappe still tryna adapt
Once he does it’s already may 😂

[round pumice]

It’s like that

[weary depot]

no way they drop points to Las Palmas

[light ledge]

3-0

LOL

[left mango]

No way

[round pumice]

When you win the league it’s 2050

[light ledge]

3 GOALS IN 4 MINS OR LESS

[grave glen]

CLOSE

OMG

[tepid mirage]

c'mon rmaaa

[full flower]

bruh savinho haaland endrick dani olmo all didnt need to adapt

[solid heath]

yo wth

is going on with u guys

[opaque rampart]

Las Palmas 😉👍

[round pumice]

Mbappe was close

[solid heath]

1 min ago i say it was 1-0

[round pumice]

Mpaypal

[solid heath]

rn its 3-0?

[weary depot]

chill on Endrick

[robust vault]

CMOON

[light ledge]

yes 3-0

[full flower]

guler would've scored

[full flower]

he scored

[opaque rampart]

He is ur player why u trolling him

[light ledge]

3 goals in 3 mins

[round pumice]

I’m not

[weary depot]

against Valladolid

calm down

he played 10 minutes

[grizzled patio]

endrick in

[tepid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-world-cup-gif-4748526186631236879

[grizzled patio]

mappe out

[light ledge]

CLOSE

[proud grove]

god i thought palmas was up 3-0

[round pumice]

Legend

[grizzled patio]

mbappe is not himself

he fell off

sadly

[haughty nacelle]

what?

[light ledge]

Abde is cr7 right now

[round pumice]

Look at this

[weary depot]

I can also say Lewa is the best st itw

so what

[left mango]

What’s going on

What the…

Well that was an odd pause

[grizzled patio]

someone

in the stands

i think

nvm

[left mango]

Did they faint or what

[grizzled patio]

no idea

[light ledge]

ht Betis 3-0

[late delta]

cursed image right here gang

[full flower]

GULER IS SO GOOD BRUH

OMG

GUYS

GULER OMG

HES THE HERO OF MADRID

[grizzled patio]

bro shut up

[full flower]

GUYS PLEASE

[robust vault]

if I see again a troll fake messege

[grizzled patio]

vini wtf

remove that hair man

its his weakness

[robust vault]

fr

[grave glen]

I feel bad for vini too much racism

[proud grove]

bald vini?

[robust vault]

R9 vini haircut

I will be there

[tepid mirage]

"color does not matter"

[full flower]

mendy js got nutmegged 😭

[tepid mirage]

be endrick

[full flower]

nahh

[robust vault]

[tepid mirage]

it is rudiger bruh

[grizzled patio]

its mendy

[full flower]

both of em got nutmegged

[robust vault]

both

[grizzled patio]

both

[grave glen]

Did Mendy just get nutmegged

[hoary pier]

Visca barca 🔵🔴

[grave glen]

And Rudiger

[tepid mirage]

#barcelona

[grizzled patio]

mbappe is being locked up like crazy

[robust vault]

we changed the lineup btw

[grizzled patio]

he knows its not farmers league

[robust vault]

4-2-3-1

[tepid mirage]

ohhh mbappe

justt

[full flower]

tom ancleotti juggling wow

MBAPPE IS SO BAD

WTH

[robust vault]

so much possession for nothing

[surreal finch]

Bruh the pressing is crazy

[round pumice]

[grizzled patio]

mendy is terrible at overlapping

[grave glen]

[late delta]

how many madrid fans are here

just want to know if i send a funni image how much people will gang up on me

[tepid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-kylian-mbappe-realmadrid-goal-celebration-gif-7321121988579485888

[round pumice]

💀

[tepid mirage]

yee

[grave glen]

Free kick

[tepid mirage]

free kick

[full flower]

if arda guler took the free kick it would've been a goal

[grave glen]

?

[grizzled patio]

bro we need arda man

[weary depot]

glaze is real

[grizzled patio]

whos taking

rodrygo isnt here

mbappe 💀

[grave glen]

close

[solid heath]

close valverde

[full flower]

THAT WAS SO CLOSE

BRUH

[grave glen]

Great save

[full flower]

IF ARDA GULER TOOK IT

MAN

PUSKAS

[robust vault]

alright thats a point

[full flower]

if arda guler took a penalty he would be the first to get a puskas out of it

[grizzled patio]

bro

shut up

please

[full flower]

no

[weary depot]

glaze is real

I don't even glaze Pedri that much

[tepid mirage]

woah

mbappe back to psg form

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[tepid mirage]

ahhhhhhh

[weary depot]

?

[full flower]

mbappe

is not having it

[grizzled patio]

mbappe

terrible

[full flower]

sub in guler

PLEASE

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/eden-hazard-knee-slide-celebrations-celebration-sliding-gif-14513630

[tepid mirage]

not terrible bruh that was a good defense

[shut belfry]

Mbappe

[grizzled patio]

shot the ball right at the GK

[robust vault]

Vazquez what are you even trying to do??

you are not Mendy

[haughty nacelle]

real'

[tepid mirage]

it deflected from the def leg and then went in his arms

[full flower]

not a good shot at all tho

guler would've scord that

[tepid mirage]

it had enough power to go in but the def's leg came in b/w which slowed the speed

[icy plover]

We are coming back 2-1 trust

[grizzled patio]

bro we are struggling against fucking las palmas

idc if we win this

[haughty nacelle]

that what i saud

said

[grizzled patio]

we didnt struggles this much last season in la liga

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-the-spirit-champ-homelander-the-boys-great-spirit-cheer-up-gif-8999177224868696130

[tepid mirage]

wtf?....u won't care if we win this?

[full flower]

this is all because guler didnt start btw

[grizzled patio]

im not gonna flex winning this game

or brag

this is disgraceful performance

[full flower]

WTH WAS THAT FROM VINI

he should get rid of that hair immediately

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[tepid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-patience-sw3-gif-21070142

[grizzled patio]

bro we are struggling

brahim

wtf

[fringe dagger]

Bro why is real madrid playing so sht rn

Bro ever since mbappe came to real madrid he became a curse lol

[tepid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[robust vault]

Ancelotti pls raise your eyebrow

like the good old days

[tepid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-25043085

[haughty nacelle]

why rodrygo didnt start?

[grizzled patio]

rudiger

[full flower]

this is all cuz guler didnt start

[grizzled patio]

close

[robust vault]

nice Rudiger

[full flower]

bruh palmas gk tdy is smth diff

[grizzled patio]

hes ex barca

player

cillesen

[full flower]

if rudiger shot it to the right it would've been a goal cuz the keeper decided to dive left

[tepid mirage]

madrid players shld provide good long passes to mbappe

[grizzled patio]

im gonna turn off this game soon

[tepid mirage]

not accurate at all

[full flower]

no they shouldnt

[calm hornet]

Madrid should get Kroos back

Mbappe ain’t 9

[tepid mirage]

wtf

[grizzled patio]

this is the worst real madrid ive seen in yeas

[naive ivy]

Just came back whats going on

how is madrid 1 nil down

[calm hornet]

Modric couldn’t do anything he’s old

[full flower]

GULER SHOULD START

OMG

SUBN IN RODRGO

[grizzled patio]

one thing i will admit barca have over us

is control

we dont have control on this game at all

[calm hornet]

If u still have Kroos Madrid will be better

I can admit that

[naive ivy]

With how well dani olmo was when he subbed in, its going to be a interesting el classico

[full flower]

guler is kroos regen

[tepid mirage]

noo he is done wht u yapping?

[calm hornet]

I said if?

[haughty nacelle]

cause rydrgo and guler didnt start

[full flower]

hes not finished tho

[full flower]

^^

sell mbappe please

[shut belfry]

No VAR for this one

[calm hornet]

Mbappe is true LW

[fringe dagger]

Bro wtf

[haughty nacelle]

?

[fringe dagger]

This ref is sht theres penalty for palmas

[tepid mirage]

y shld he come backfrom retirement if madrid already have plentyful of mids

[shut belfry]

Plenty of mids is right

[toxic wasp]

Zubimendi?

[haughty nacelle]

bru

[shut belfry]

Ay dios mioooo

[grizzled patio]

end the season ffs

were going trophyless

with these players

[full flower]

bro started a hatewtach lol

[grizzled patio]

brahim is fucking ass

only good as a sub

[calm hornet]

After getting mbappe Madrid fans have confidence yall will win sextuple

[full flower]

bruh apparently this is the best madrid

i mean some players r injured

but

[grizzled patio]

who tf said that

a blind person

[full flower]

there r still class players wtf is happening

[shut belfry]

Galácticos una

[haughty nacelle]

tf

[robust vault]

HT

[calm hornet]

Too many stars are selfish

[grizzled patio]

modric should have retired instead of kroos

[calm hornet]

This

[full flower]

ye

[naive ivy]

time to call Bobby hes the only one to save madrid

[full flower]

guler please syart

[robust vault]

its our own club players how dare you

[tepid mirage]

ht

[shut belfry]

And George best

[full flower]

endrick guler and rodgo will cook

[shut belfry]

Or does endeick not rate George

[haughty nacelle]

lf they just pass and play smart ez win

[haughty nacelle]

real

[grizzled patio]

MBAPPE TERRIBLE STINKER AND BOOED 💀

VINI TERRIBLE STINKER AND BOOED 💀

BRAHIM TERRIBLE STINKER AND BOOED 💀

[distant stream]

Galácticos

[robust vault]

We will comeback I still believe

everyday

[grizzled patio]

We need guler in

ffs

brahim is fucking ass when he starts

have u guys noticed

everytime he starts he drops a stinker

[distant stream]

idk why brahim stays at madrid

buddy your not getting playtime

[naive ivy]

vini might be spending too much time with celebrities his game is already off

[signal canopy]

Lmao nobody believed me when I said Mbappe is gonna flop at Real Madrid

[fringe dagger]

Bri mbappe is p1ssing me off 0 skills he showed all those games

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kylian-mbappe-gif-25770820

[fringe dagger]

Vinicious jr playing bad in purpose ever since mbappe arrived at real madrid did yall notice that

[grave glen]

The cope is real

[fringe dagger]

Vin jr knew mbappe took his spotlight so he dont pass to him much lol

[shut belfry]

Papa Perez is gonna spank him after this, just hope mbappe feels punished and not pleasured

[atomic wolf]

Put bobby on

[atomic wolf]

Bro what

[grizzled patio]

im glad im probably one of the only madrid fans that didnt overhype this new team

[fringe dagger]

Anchelloti should substitue mbappe with endrick atleast he knows how to score

[grizzled patio]

i knew shit like this could happen

[fringe dagger]

Bro look at man city midfield players and real madrid like why tf is modric still in real madrid hes so ass look at croatia they got knocked out so early in last euros in group stage

[real hull]

Im literally shocked that var didn’t check that pen moment for last palmas

[shut belfry]

Mbappe been moving iffy and it’s not news

[cyan rose]

LET GO LA PALAM

LET GOO

[real hull]

It goal opportunity moment aswell

[shut belfry]

Not even a VAR check Yh lmao

[cyan rose]

LET WIN

[fringe dagger]

Atletico madrid gonna win la liga imagine lil

[real hull]

Rudiger didn’t even care for the ball

[cyan rose]

LA PALMA KEEP DEFEND

[real hull]

Just went for the attacker

[shut belfry]

They’ll get ripped to shreds if they go defensive

[fringe dagger]

La palma will score another goal from counter attack mark my words

[robust vault]

some rma fans just because we are not perfoming well now doesnt mean Mbappe was a flop or Vini is cursed

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-is-this-real-omori-chat-gif-11464931850166017498

[fringe dagger]

Just like mbappe cursed psg they cant win champion league cuz of him

Mbappe overrated lamine yamal better

[robust vault]

psg never won a ucl before Mbappe so what

[hidden narwhal]

yeah hope real madrid can comeback stronger later 。🤛

[shut belfry]

Ur a cute looking brown dude

[robust vault]

i always hope

[fringe dagger]

Bro mbappe depends on his speed only no skills at all like tf

[cyan rose]

mbape?

[fringe dagger]

Use ur brain a lil

[cyan rose]

mbape good?

[shut belfry]

Imagine doing that in a league like la liga

[fringe dagger]

Just watch when endrick get in ptich he will score again

[hidden narwhal]

las palmas deffensive is to narrow

[real hull]

Ngl but las palmas actually performed well in first half

But i dont think they will resist for 90min

[copper bison]

sandro bro

[shut belfry]

So is it Las Palmas scoring or endeick or both

[copper bison]

he's quick

[dapper dagger]

Una

[real hull]

They will probably concede twice in second half

[shut belfry]

Ofc not, but this performance by Madrid alone is so satisfying

[robust vault]

they will park the bus

[real hull]

Bro why leave me out of that😔
Im scoring too

[shut belfry]

I’m so sorry

I forgot ur world class

[real hull]

Scenes when las Palmas scores again😭

That will be crazy

[cyan rose]

guy this is why i love fotbal

weak team have chance

[naive ivy]

Karma for injuring Camavinga

[cyan rose]

it the resist

the fight

[shut belfry]

On my unborn pet cat they won’t score

[cyan rose]

like warior

[real hull]

😭😭

Wait where is our beloved pedri fan

He might be enjoying this game

[grizzled patio]

thats because he wouldnt have reached the ball anyways

cross was too high

if the cross was lower and the striker could have reached it

its 100

a pen

[real hull]

Still 50/50 call

And the ball wasn’t even close to the striker when rudiger just bodied him

[shut belfry]

It touched the floor and as soon as it did he got fouled, not even going back to VAR is funny

[real hull]

So that’s should have been reviewed by var

[grizzled patio]

rudiger pushed him

didnt exactly body him

but i told you the striker had no chance of even touching the ball

since the cross was terrible

wouldnt have been a pen

ref noticed that

[autumn pasture]

came here to say that moleira donny is insane

just randomly watching madrid but farkkk hes good

[jade flame]

Mbappe will score 2 second half

[weary depot]

every time I watch Madrid score

so no

[shut belfry]

Wallahi las Palmas are conceding

[full flower]

R U SERIOUS

R U SERIOUS

[autumn pasture]

wallahi una

[full flower]

R U SERIOUS

[autumn pasture]

r ucmad

dude said wallahi 😭

[shut belfry]

It’s imminent

[real hull]

They will lol

Las Palmas can’t resist for 90 min

Against madrid

[weary depot]

Las Palmas pls

[real hull]

A draw will be as a victory for em

[weary depot]

only 1 goal maximum

[cyan rose]

No if real keep play

La palma have chance

[shut belfry]

I’ll take a shot of salt if they even draw

[cyan rose]

Why u want la palma not score but u brcelon fan

[shut belfry]

He does want them to score😭

[weary depot]

I mean that they only concede 1 goal maximum

I'd take a draw

[shut belfry]

Bein sports

ESPN

[river grove]

Vinicius got some nice french fries in his hair

[grave glen]

Vinícius hair reminds me of a porcupine idk why

[stuck patio]

Should of added that

[cyan rose]

I want 1-0 la palmas

[shut belfry]

Get banned

[weary depot]

Estadio de Gran Canaria