la-liga

[jagged vault]

Y'all end up at 5-0

Now I said it

[round pumice]

That’s just proof yall have no ball knowledge

[digital arch]

not even the same fucking position

[jagged vault]

So now y'all won't do it

[real hull]

We didn’t use it did we?

[lament swallow]

not even the same position, try again

[jagged vault]

But y'all win anytime

[round pumice]

Barca fans are delusional

[jagged vault]

So you can't compare Zidane and Ronaldinho

[round pumice]

And weird

[digital arch]

wat a stupid convo this is

[real hull]

Atleast not glory hunter and plastic

[weary depot]

I can use this instead

[jagged vault]

Bro you prob joined Barca in 2009

[round pumice]

Anyone can be a fan of any club

[lament swallow]

you've went from simmons olmo to zidane ronaldinho for some reason, stop before you run out of names

[weary depot]

still more btw

[real hull]

2014*

[round pumice]

You mean 2021?

[jagged vault]

Ur a glory hunter

[real hull]

How

[jagged vault]

U Joined in their Prime

[real hull]

💀

[round pumice]

fr

[jagged vault]

GLORY HUNTER DETECTED

[round pumice]

FR

[jagged vault]

Barça prime was 2009-2015

[real hull]

Yall dumb lmao

[round pumice]

GLORY HUNTER

[weary depot]

u support Madrid bc of Ronaldo

[kindred stag]

[round pumice]

nah

[jagged vault]

You said we are glory hunters

[round pumice]

Bc it’s my favorite club

[real hull]

Bro like if I was glory hunter

I wouldn’t be supporting barca rn

[jagged vault]

You seem to

So why even assume at us

[lament swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/клоун-gif-15470383826694254893

[real hull]

Yall just have negative brain cells

Ngl

[jagged vault]

Nah it's u

[round pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-love-me-dentist-adurite-rbxzoo-gif-26514311

This you?

[real hull]

Nice alt tho

[jagged vault]

Fr

Nah he ain't my alt

[lament swallow]

tears you lot are actually rattled 😭

[real hull]

Probably ur main got banned

💀

[jagged vault]

Btw nice 3 alts you got

[round pumice]

Grammar has left the chat

[real hull]

Nice copy

[jagged vault]

Worst comeback ever

[round pumice]

Fr

[kindred stag]

you gotta reply with 4 alts

[real hull]

Nice copy again

[real hull]

Its actually 6 🤓

[round pumice]

Barca fans can’t accept that we are their owners

For years to come

[kindred stag]

illegal af bro

[round pumice]

That ain’t illegal

[real hull]

Bro forgot when messi silenced bernabeu💀

[jagged vault]

And when Ronaldo put Pique in bed so many times

[round pumice]

Wb Ronaldo silencing camp poo

[jagged vault]

And when he scored a golazo trashing pique

[real hull]

He just copied messi lmao

[round pumice]

Nah

[real hull]

Warra footballer

He did lol

[kindred stag]

remember his el clasico hattrick

[dapper dagger]

"we" uno

[kindred stag]

greatest of all time mann

[dapper dagger]

had arsenal in his name for weeks talm about we

[round pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-pepsi-lionel-pepsi-pionel-pessi-pessi-gif-8259240871327713242

[jagged vault]

fr

[real hull]

Bro bouta get packed again

[round pumice]

Fr

[jagged vault]

Tbh that video isn't even 50% of what y'all are saying

[round pumice]

Nah

[round pumice]

Fr

[lament swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-meme-cringe-imagine-gif-23477312

[jagged vault]

Like y'all said things that I would vomit of

[dapper dagger]

messi ronaldo jokes in big 2024 yeah this guy si 13 man ffs

[round pumice]

And stuff that no one can relate too

[kindred stag]

hope you're well

[jagged vault]

Yea

[jagged vault]

Thanks for checking on me

[round pumice]

Like yamal being better than Ronaldo is just proof that yall are stupid

[real hull]

13 is to much brotha

[jagged vault]

You still have hopes of being a normal Barça fan

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-pray-snoop-dogg-begging-please-gif-12502205

[real hull]

Lol

[weary depot]

more wins in all competitions

don't bring friendlies bc ur manager said no such things as friendlies against Barca

according to ur manager

we have more h2h wins than you

[round pumice]

We have more laliga titles and ucls

[weary depot]

remove Franco era

I dare you

[lament swallow]

stop arguing with that idiot

[weary depot]

trolling him

[round pumice]

Hmm

[real hull]

Bringing trophies in h2h argument is actually crazy 💀💀

[round pumice]

Imma mute the channel

[lament swallow]

he'll start spamming glory hunter again 😭

[weary depot]

we have more trophies than you

[weary depot]

not bad describing themselves

[real hull]

Bro called me glory hunter cus I started to support barca in 2014💀

[round pumice]

Back

[lament swallow]

cook

[round pumice]

Opened a ticket

[lament swallow]

he's a weird guy

[round pumice]

Just gotta wait for a response

to let mods know

[real hull]

Bro calling daddy

To defend him

[weary depot]

started flexing and now he's going to mods

After getting destroyed

[round pumice]

After yall are trolling and I am trying to stop

[real hull]

Average kid

[round pumice]

I’m not a kid

[real hull]

Chat says otherwise

[weary depot]

don't flex then

[lament swallow]

clowns are meant to be trolled

[real hull]

Tryin to act innocent after starting all this shit is crazy tho

[round pumice]

I was gonna stop but yall continued

[kindred stag]

what for lmao

[round pumice]

Bullying? And trolling

[real hull]

“Daddy im getting trolled and bullied in laliga channel”😭😭

[kindred stag]

bullying😭

nah this guys 10 at most

[round pumice]

Nah

[real hull]

Uk that by opening that ticket u cooked urself too

[round pumice]

How

[real hull]

U not being respectful towards us too

Calling us dumb and stupid

[round pumice]

Also yall were talking about a civil war

[real hull]

Breakin rule

Lol

[round pumice]

So were you

[real hull]

Noce own goal

[round pumice]

Smh

[real hull]

Nice

[real hull]

Yh but thats not what im trying to say

I never said “i did nothing”

Im saying that u cooked urself with that ticket 💀

[round pumice]

If yall didn’t extend the problem then nothing would’ve happend

[mighty fox]

No need to call them that

[real hull]

If u didn’t start this, nothing would have happened

[mighty fox]

Whoever started it, it ends here

[real hull]

Okii

[tough star]

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I miss Merino like a mf

[real hull]

Oh sevilla startin soon

[round pumice]

Ok

[kindred stag]

he missed out

assnal are not aving a good season

[round pumice]

They called us something before

Actually

Before that

[kindred stag]

what

[round pumice]

After them I said it

[mighty fox]

If it happens again, you can report them by reacting to their messages with the 🆘 emoji

[round pumice]

Ok

🆘

Here’s proof

[weary depot]

here

bro stop crying u did worse

[mighty fox]

General warning: Do not use these with each other in the future
It doesn't matter who started or who did it more

[round pumice]

That’s after they trolled about Ronaldo and Madrid

[round pumice]

Ok

[real hull]

Stop crying dude

He said to stop

[round pumice]

Here

Again

[real hull]

Ok

[weary depot]

"omg he told me to cry 🥺"

[real hull]

😭😭😭

[round pumice]

🆘

They still didn’t stop

[real hull]

[mighty fox]

Next person who keeps this shit up is getting muted.

I don't fucking care who it is.

[real hull]

🤝

[round pumice]

ok

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/SevillaFC/status/1828463673070788805

Sevilla Fútbol Club (@SevillaFC) on X

🚨 XI #MallorcaSevillaFC ⚪️🔴

Nyland, Carmona, Badé, Gudelj, Pedrosa, Saúl, Sambi, Sow, Lukebakio, Ejuke e Iheanacho.

#WeareSevilla #NuncaTeRindas

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 4:04 PM

[round pumice]

Cool

I support Sevilla in this match

[iron marten]

Two things will happen today:

• Sevilla will play good, but still lose and miss plenty of chances while the goalkeeper turns into prime Casillas

• Sevilla will play bad and lose

So it's a loss/loss situation

[shell hedge]

You'll do better than we did against Mallorca

Even though that isn't difficult

[round pumice]

I hope yall win

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_Lic65gc0K/?igsh=MXJkbnYyYzNicjVhYg== can't wait till he dunks on them

equipobcn

Vitor Roque’s first La Liga match for Real Betis will most likely be against Real Madrid at the Santiago Bernabeu.

Instagram

[shell hedge]

It's not going to be him, it's going to be Isco

It's always the former player

[weary depot]

him and Isco

[shell hedge]

It's always the former player

[weary depot]

they will contribute each other

[real hull]

Agree

[round pumice]

I think we can beat betis

[weary depot]

then Roque assists

[real hull]

Roque will ghost

[surreal finch]

Oh nice

[real hull]

Badly

[weary depot]

at the end Roque will dunk on Madrid

goal or assist

[surreal finch]

He just needs to get fed the ball he’ll make runs

[real hull]

Its his first game bro😭

[surreal finch]

Isco passes

[weary depot]

written in the script

trust

[real hull]

Bro stole the script 💀

[round pumice]

Madrid 2-0 betis prob

That’s my prediction

[real hull]

Its home or away?

[weary depot]

don't reveal it tho

[real hull]

Nah trust

[round pumice]

Home for Madrid

[weary depot]

it's a secret

[weary depot]

so I don't get caught

[real hull]

Okkk

[real hull]

Meh

Hard for betis

[round pumice]

If Betis was home

[real hull]

Would have been interesting if betis was home

[round pumice]

They would’ve had a chance

[shell hedge]

They have a chance anyway

[real hull]

Yh but its hard match for em since it is away

[round pumice]

But most of Madrid’s games are home for start of September

Today Barca is away

Let’s see if that changes the outcome

[real hull]

1-1 as always in away games against rayo

[weary depot]

Flick I love you for using Pedri right

[shell hedge]

Well first is the important match

[round pumice]

Yea also with a Barca injury crisis it could be bad

[weary depot]

we don't play haramball anymore

[real hull]

Its rayo tho😭

[real hull]

Idm the injuries tho

[weary depot]

in the last 6 games against them we attempted 132 crosses and completed 31 we don't do that anymore

[round pumice]

Ok

[real hull]

They wont affect us the same way they did last season

[round pumice]

It away for Barca

[surreal finch]

Vs Athletic club we played slower in buildup and used the central spaces more. This is better

[weary depot]

ok and?

[weary depot]

like this

[shell hedge]

He's a Ronaldo stan, take your time with him

[round pumice]

You guys won 3-0 at home

[weary depot]

fr

[weary depot]

we perform better away than at the Montjuic

[surreal finch]

Yeah Athletic played hoof ball to their outside threats

[round pumice]

I’m not a Stan

It’s just my pfp

[weary depot]

we're away every game until December/January

[round pumice]

Oof

[real hull]

Any opinion on flick ball so far

[weary depot]

cuz Montjuic feels more away than an away game

[real hull]

Frr

That stadium is cursed

[round pumice]

True ngl

[weary depot]

it reminds me of the PSG game

can't get it out of my head

[real hull]

If im right that stadium used to be espanyol stadium

[round pumice]

PSG is the worst big club ngl

[weary depot]

they're not big

[round pumice]

Imagine having Messi Neymar and Mbappe and getting 0 ucls

[real hull]

Big😭

[round pumice]

True

idk why I even said that

[real hull]

Psg and big in the same sentence

[round pumice]

Oh

[real hull]

😭

[shell hedge]

Inicio

[round pumice]

Match started for Sevilla

[real hull]

Wait it did

[weary depot]

define cold

me:

[round pumice]

Yea

[real hull]

Oh it actually did

[round pumice]

Notification

[real hull]

I forgot 💀

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_LlMa1g0dt/?igsh=MXE1N3Jpd2s4bzBkdQ== W guy

thenationofblaugrana

• 🚨🎙️| Julio Tous (Barça’s physical coach) talks about his fitness program and how he has helped former clubs to rebuild form and longevity:

“I’ve worked for Chelsea, Juventus, Paris, Italy and all those teams I’ve worked for, I’ve won the league title and I’ve been able to compete for all the titles simply because I make players horses who do...

Instagram

[surreal finch]

His statements brought a new sense of hope

[pseudo flicker]

Real Madrid beat Valladolid 3-0 in LaLiga Matchday 2

Real Madrid beat Real Valladolid 3-0 in their first home match of the 2024/25 season. Kylian Mbappé made his debut at the Estadio Santiago Bernabéu but failed to score despite several chances. 19-year-old Arda Güler replaced the absent Jude Bellingham but failed to stand out from the team. Federico Valverde opened the scoring with a direct shot from a short free kick that was deflected into the net (50'). Valladolid defended well, maintaining the draw until half-time. Los Blancos increased the tempo of the game after the break, which brought a change in the game's scenario. Despite several chances, the result remained uncertain for a long time. Brahim Díaz scored the second goal, practically establishing the match (88'). Mamadou Sylla from Pucela had a chance to equalize, but Eder Militao blocked his shot. Kylian Mbappé had several chances, but failed to convert any of them. 18-year-old Endrick made his debut for the Whites, replacing Kylian Mbappé (86'). Endrick scored the third goal in injury time (90+6'). Brahim Díaz showed great play, assisting Endrick's goal. Federico Valverde was named man of the match.

[weary depot]

it's matchday 3

[surreal finch]

Being able to play multiple games in a row, he researched as to why we couldn’t compete in the dire minutes of UCL and has a plan to fix that. To physically compete like a top club

[stiff minnow]

Pretty sure it wasn't when Madrid last played

[real hull]

Bros wifi wasnt working 😭

[shell hedge]

Slow most of the time

[weary depot]

I mean like it's matchday 3 now

[grave glen]

we all want rayo to win right?

[shell hedge]

We also played on Sunday

[weary depot]

no

[stiff minnow]

Ah alright

[grave glen]

why is la liga playing midweek

[shell hedge]

Not really, I'd rather Barcelona win because they at least know how to respect their women's team

[grave glen]

none of the other leagues do this

[grave glen]

what happened

[stiff minnow]

Tight schedule? Not sure myself

[shell hedge]

Every other league does it, it just starts later in the season

[grave glen]

why is it a issue with la liga

[grave glen]

I mean this matchday

no other league has a midweek fixture

[shell hedge]

Because the federation said so

[weary depot]

1 hour left for lineup release

I'll break my phone if my pookie doesn't start

[real hull]

Pedri X Fermin ball🔥

[grave glen]

pedri on the bench 🔥

[weary depot]

feeds me all day

[real hull]

Nahh

[weary depot]

shut up

he starting

my pookie doesn't get benched

[real hull]

He should be rested next game

This one is actually important one

[weary depot]

yes

[grave glen]

he is getting benched because its a midweek fixture

[shell hedge]

Every match is important

[weary depot]

it's against Rayo

away

it's tough

[grave glen]

who are you playing in the weekend

[weary depot]

Valladolid

[grave glen]

fairs

[real hull]

I mean next match its valladolid home

[grave glen]

barca has it easy this week

[weary depot]

at home

[real hull]

So he can be rested in next game

[weary depot]

our schedule is tough tho

[grave glen]

okay bench pedri next game

[shell hedge]

Mallorca cerca

[weary depot]

Girona and then Villarreal

[grave glen]

thats after international break

[real hull]

This one more important for pedri to start since its rayo away

[weary depot]

yes

[weary depot]

I want that to happen

don't risk Pedri

[real hull]

Yh olmo deff starting next game

[grave glen]

exactly

💀

[weary depot]

I have a feeling Olmo will start

[finite pecan]

🤓👆

[jagged vault]

He will

[jagged vault]

But why y'all sign Olmo if you have Fermín Lopez

[shell hedge]

@round pumice don't pester people in their DMs

[round pumice]

Ok

[real hull]

Bro…

[weary depot]

ever heard of rotation?

[thick saddle]

He won’t start on his debut 😭

[jagged vault]

You will rotate a player in his prime (he has the age to)

[weary depot]

if I say what I want to say I will get suspended 3 months

[stiff minnow]

"Legendary conversation" btw 😭

[real hull]

delete that before u get packed

[shell hedge]

Youth players can't play a whole season

Every footballer needs rest

[weary depot]

Olmo is injury prone

[finite pecan]

Naww

[weary depot]

and Fermin needs rest asw

[real hull]

Mods warned us to not start anymore shit lol

So yh

[finite pecan]

[shell hedge]

Blame Nik

[real hull]

Mods said they wont care who started it

They will mute everyone whose involved

[finite pecan]

🗿

[weary depot]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2hn54LY/ Yamal brother cute

[cloud sparrow]

Nik your not allowed to dm people

[finite pecan]

[jagged vault]

No he is

[cloud sparrow]

at least in an annoying way

[jagged vault]

But not allowed to send certain things

[cloud sparrow]

hes literally like

[shell hedge]

Mallorca y Sevilla están jugando

[jagged vault]

Like the Ferran Fan send me a dm

[shell hedge]

Debe ser interesante

[real hull]

He literally trash talked salah😭

[cloud sparrow]

no me puede importar menos

[jagged vault]

Saying me to join a club

[shell hedge]

[cloud sparrow]

mañana a las 19 el mas importante

[jagged vault]

Juega el Athletic Club y el?

[finite pecan]

Que???

[cloud sparrow]

valencia

[jagged vault]

Me recuerda al termo ese del valencia

Lo conocéis?

Odia más al Madrid que quiere al Valencia

[grave glen]

thats not even true

liverpool actually beat rma in the 1981 champions league final

it was during liverpool's golden age

[finite pecan]

Shhhhhh moderators are gonna mute you

[weary depot]

true

[jagged vault]

Last time R.Madrid lost a UCL final

[grave glen]

yup

[finite pecan]

Joao cancelo moved to al hilal 💀

Next season is gonna be al nassr

[weary depot]

next one to message has to rep Pedri for 1 month

[finite pecan]

What

[weary depot]

rep Pedri

[real hull]

Be a pedri fan for 1 month

[finite pecan]

What do you mean

[real hull]

….

[shell hedge]

Why would he do that when he can rep Elliot?

[weary depot]

be Pedri fan for a month

[jagged vault]

I would die tbh

[finite pecan]

Alright

[weary depot]

who

[jagged vault]

Not because I don't like him.

[finite pecan]

Do I have to change my name and pfp??

[weary depot]

put PedriSZN in ur username

[weary depot]

yes

[real hull]

Ya

[shell hedge]

You don't actually have to do it

[finite pecan]

1 month???

[weary depot]

yes

[finite pecan]

Easiest challenge of my life

[weary depot]

W

[real hull]

Change ur real name to pedri aswell 🗿

[finite pecan]

no

[real hull]

Hahahahaha

Jk

[weary depot]

change server name and pfp

[finite pecan]

[shell hedge]

Salvar

[thick saddle]

German only in #bundesliga

🙄

[weary depot]

🤓👆

[jagged vault]

True

[jagged vault]

No that's facts

[weary depot]

🤓👆

[real hull]

Cant yall take a joke

Like is it hard or what

[thick saddle]

Do you mean me or pedriszn

[real hull]

None of u😭

[weary depot]

none u dumbahh

[thick saddle]

oh

[hard lake]

you guys leave my scouser alone

he doesnt want to be part of your shitty organization

[acoustic flare]

Leave salah the Egyptian king

[hard lake]

that little stupid franchise of yours

he doesnt want to take part in it

[weary depot]

what happened

[finite pecan]

1 month of pedri...

[hard lake]

you are not transforming my scouser into a pedri

[hard lake]

dont worry il save you from this one

[weary depot]

what's wrong 🥺

[acoustic flare]

Can’t change the Egyptian king into a Pedri fan

[weary depot]

@real hull they're onto us

[real hull]

Ayoo what

[hard lake]

guys from now on, the first person to send a message will have to unrep pedri

[acoustic flare]

Pedri ain’t Egyptian or a liverpool player stop converting him

[hard lake]

@acoustic flare u fucked it

[real hull]

Hahahahahaha

[hard lake]

sorry scouser youre cooked

[real hull]

Took one for the team

[finite pecan]

You idiot

IDIOT

[hard lake]

nothing i can do now

ciao

[acoustic flare]

guys from now on, the first person to send a message will have to unrep pedri

[real hull]

Boom

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-17800533426298923867

[finite pecan]

NOOOOO

[real hull]

Lemme take one for the team

[finite pecan]

I'm cooked

[weary depot]

W Mikey

[finite pecan]

Fine

[cloud sparrow]

I rep the best winger in la liga

[weary depot]

Ferran?

[real hull]

Ferran?

[cloud sparrow]

haha

nice one

[jagged vault]

Vini

[cloud sparrow]

the crybaby?

[weary depot]

🤓👆

[hard lake]

isco disco

[jagged vault]

At least didn't get pocketed by Kounde

[weary depot]

cook

[real hull]

Isco W player ngl

[jagged vault]

Coming from a Madrid fan

[shell hedge]

Williams isn't a bad winger

[real hull]

Never faced him tho

[jagged vault]

But he is not the best

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/franco-ddlj-franco-starstrails-shatito-shatito-producciones-gif-19358677

[jagged vault]

I mean Williams whit Kounde. Like 4 days ago

[weary depot]

better than Vini

[jagged vault]

Like y'all didn't win most trophies in the Franco era

[jagged vault]

And ferran

[shell hedge]

Athletic Club didn't?

[cloud sparrow]

like franco didnt turn up to your every match

[weary depot]

nope Ferran better

[jagged vault]

I mean of their history

[jagged vault]

Not that they won the most in laliga

[shell hedge]

Franco didn't help them at all

[jagged vault]

Yea ik

[shell hedge]

Athletic Club are actually innocent

[jagged vault]

Yea

[weary depot]

no politics

🤓👆

[jagged vault]

Your the one who brang Franco ..

[acoustic flare]

@weary depot you’ve really converted a salah man into a Pedri boy

[jagged vault]

What's your club too?

[thick saddle]

what is your obsession with Franco

[real hull]

W pedriszn

[weary depot]

an hour ago?

[jagged vault]

Ye

[low delta]

Btw before yapping about franco, can we just know the history of him first?

[jagged vault]

It doesn't matter if it was 10 years ago

[shell hedge]

Everyone knows his history

[jagged vault]

You talked about politics

[weary depot]

so Madrid 0 UCLs

[real hull]

Can we actually stop with politics tho

[jagged vault]

What club do you support

[weary depot]

was in the past

[jagged vault]

Nah 10 more than Barca

[weary depot]

and I stopped

[jagged vault]

Yea

[weary depot]

it myself

[jagged vault]

But now Ur saying no politics

[low delta]

No they don’t they just say franco helped this team, he helped Madrid win blah blah, he helped Barca this that

[finite pecan]

[jagged vault]

Bro

[weary depot]

and now I'm stopping it again

[real hull]

W USER

[weary depot]

W

[jagged vault]

U fell down hard

[acoustic flare]

@finite pecan ain’t no way

[thick saddle]

He was a dictator in spain until from 1939 until 1975 when he died

[finite pecan]

YOU RUINED IT

[low delta]

The fact is that franco conquered almost all big teams back then to improve his power over cities

[acoustic flare]

It’s not like your forced to change it

[jagged vault]

@shell hedge hey. What club do you support?

[finite pecan]

Agreed

[weary depot]

Real Betis

[shell hedge]

Racing

[cyan rose]

GUY

[finite pecan]

Im bro

[real hull]

He support leganes

[cyan rose]

rayo vs barca TODAY

WHO WON?

[acoustic flare]

Scunforpe United

[real hull]

Sevilla

[shell hedge]

Hasn't happened yet

[finite pecan]

Didn't start

[weary depot]

Las Palmas

[jagged vault]

Y entonces para que dices Ancelotti out?

[low delta]

He wanted audience to be distracted from football when he did his stuff

[low delta]

Good

[weary depot]

🤓👆

[jagged vault]

Si no eres del Madrid porque lo quieres fuera?

[cyan rose]

How sevila and las palamas win if rayo and barca game

[acoustic flare]

I thought Crystal Palace won

[cyan rose]

Stop lie

[thick saddle]

apoya al real madrid

[real hull]

It was leeds united broo

[jagged vault]

Y para que me dicen que apoya al Leganes

[cyan rose]

Guy so doni olmo played?

[weary depot]

they got destroyed by Pedri club

[jagged vault]

He didn't even started

[real hull]

He got injured again

[weary depot]

he scored a hat trick

[thick saddle]

no sé jajajaj😭😭

[cyan rose]

Whar

[thick saddle]

Doni

[grave glen]

which ones

[jagged vault]

I'm bored

[acoustic flare]

Antony fc>pedri fc

[weary depot]

jajajaja*

[real hull]

Bro

[low delta]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1828456286456861149?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵 João Cancelo to Al Hilal, here we go! Deal in place for €25m package to Manchester City.

Cancelo completed first part of medical and verbal agreement is done, waiting to sign documents in the next hours.

Salary up to €15m package net per year on deal until 2027.

🇸🇦🤝🏻

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 3:35 PM

[low delta]

😭😭😭

[real hull]

😭😭

[weary depot]

cap

[jagged vault]

Bro 5 times alreadh

[low delta]

Bro is finished at 29

[thick saddle]

No?

[weary depot]

u ended with j

[jagged vault]

CANCELO GOING ON LOAN DEAL 🔊🗣️

[acoustic flare]

Did Pedri score a screamer against Burnley? No didn’t think so

[weary depot]

PSG game ruined him

[jagged vault]

That's how we laugh in Spanish

[jagged vault]

We end whit j usually

[low delta]

Barca as a whole ruined him too tbh

[weary depot]

isn't it jajajajaja

[thick saddle]

Doesn’t matter? It’s like hahah ending with h. Doesn’t matter if it ends in h/j or a 💀

[real hull]

He scored against derby trust

[jagged vault]

It's jajajajajaja or jajajajjajaj

[weary depot]

Madrid banger

[weary depot]

haha ends with a

[weary depot]

it does

[thick saddle]

It really doesn’t matter. Just like how it doesn’t matter if you type hahaha or hahah

[real hull]

It should end with a😭

[weary depot]

"hah"

[jagged vault]

Why are you even questioning how we laugh now 💀💀💀

[acoustic flare]

Madrid are babies compared to Burnley

[weary depot]

true

[thick saddle]

🤓☝️

[jagged vault]

Imagine Barça

[cyan rose]

rayo good?? guy

[real hull]

mods uhmm🗿🗿

[weary depot]

yes

[jagged vault]

They have James

[weary depot]

they won the UCL in 2056

[weary depot]

not registered

[cyan rose]

It 2024

[acoustic flare]

Who remembers the time Barcelona lost 7-0 to milwall in 2078

[weary depot]

it's 2098

[real hull]

We got cooked badly

[jagged vault]

Didn't they lose like 15-8? Like 7 goal difference not 7-0

[real hull]

15-8 😭

Make it atleast believable bro

[acoustic flare]

The 8 goals don’t count since benzema scored all 8

[jagged vault]

?

[cyan rose]

Guy barca defense good now??

Or it bad

[jagged vault]

No he scored the 15

[weary depot]

coldest pic

[real hull]

Worse

[jagged vault]

Would say average high

[acoustic flare]

Damn I get that one

[weary depot]

good

[real hull]

No kounde😔

[jagged vault]

Bro sent it twice 💀

[cyan rose]

They concede to valencia

[grave glen]

imagine they lose

[weary depot]

my pookie ❤️

[acoustic flare]

Won’t be cold when Sheffield United beats them 14-0 in the copa American final in 2064

[jagged vault]

Which duo has more future?
Vini and Rodrygo?
Or Fati and Puig?

[topaz crypt]

pookies*

[real hull]

Look at penass bro so much negative aura

[shell hedge]

Entretiempo

[weary depot]

Vini will go Saudi next yr so he's washed

[jagged vault]

Hey ur the guy who said the word

[topaz crypt]

the what

[jagged vault]

Who said that

[weary depot]

oh yeah

[jagged vault]

The word

[topaz crypt]

Yapper

[jagged vault]

I have proof

[thick saddle]

Why is mort suddenly so obsessed with speaking Spanish

[jagged vault]

I literally have proof

[thick saddle]

Like, it’s not a bad thing

[weary depot]

Fabrizio Romano said there'll be contacts between Vini and Saudi in the future

[thick saddle]

But like why

[acoustic flare]

Bro Is born and raised in Britain

[jagged vault]

So it's not sure he will. + He will reject he is on his prime

[real hull]

The word is???

[jagged vault]

AFK GUYS BYE BYE

[thick saddle]

Pretty sure he’s American

[acoustic flare]

Oh

Even worse

[real hull]

😭

[thick saddle]

@jagged vault you’re from spain right? Not a latin American country?

[weary depot]

if Xavi never changed systems Pedri would be the best midfielder itw

Xavi ruined him

[real hull]

He prolly moved to his main account

[cyan rose]

Guy when hansi flick come??

[weary depot]

2020

[real hull]

Tomorrow

[thick saddle]

Hahah 😭

[weary depot]

he got destroyed 8-2 by Bayern

[thick saddle]

Whats his main account

[weary depot]

by Setien

[real hull]

Probably banned from here

[shell hedge]

#memes

[weary depot]

not a meme

[hard lake]

that is a big meme

[weary depot]

nope

[shell hedge]

Sevilla cerca

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/1828495993857585164

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

🚨 𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑼𝑷 🚨
#RayoBarça

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 6:13 PM

[weary depot]

expected more rotation tbh

Pedri starting W

here the formation

[cyan rose]

Pedri start?

He injure??

[terse cargo]

ferran towers

[terse cargo]

inevitable

[cyan rose]

PEdri ok to start?

[weary depot]

he isn't

[copper bison]

i can see it coming from a mile away

[weary depot]

since Saturday

[cyan rose]

Bro stop reply to me and lie

I dont want this

[weary depot]

he starts for the 2nd time this season

[terse cargo]

this has to be a new record

[weary depot]

I'm not lying

[cyan rose]

Ok

How he was last game?

He play good?

[weary depot]

he was fit since the start of the league

[weary depot]

very good

top 3 best players

top 3 bc Raphinha and Yamal were class asw

[shell hedge]

Sambi ⬇️
Juanlu ⬆️

[surreal finch]

Kounde too

[surreal finch]

Olmo second half

[weary depot]

Pedri Raphinha and Yamal were better

[shell hedge]

Salvar

Muy bueno salvar, Nyland

[vernal cargo]

Olmo second half hattrick off the bench

[shell hedge]

Lukebakio ⬇️
Navas ⬆️

Gudelji ⬇️
Marcos ⬆️

Gudelji podría estar herido

[visual hedge]

How's Sevilla going?

[shell hedge]

as you would expect

[sleek echo]

I thought pimienta would cook bruh

[kindred stag]

Saul niguez red card

[shell hedge]

Eso no era una tarjeta roja?

[kindred stag]

lmaoooo

[shell hedge]

He wasn't on a yellow, and the foul wasn't that bad

That's bullshit

[grave glen]

It was awful

He went flying

[brave jungle]

Notice someone breaking a rule?

Think a ref should check something out? Want to avoid pinging them directly?
Just react to the message in question with the :sos: emoji. The reaction will be cleared, and you can report the incident to us.

[grave glen]

🆘

[shell hedge]

@iron marten
Saul no tenía una tarjeta amarilla, y la falta no era tan malo. El árbitro es un idiota

[grave glen]

Seemed a bit harsh to warrant a red

On first glance

Fue una entrada brutal, el tipo salió volando al menos 30 yardas y empezó a llorar. Deberían multar también al que lo hizo.

[dapper dagger]

Ozpin alt una

[jagged vault]

Sevilla acabo 0-0?

[shell hedge]

He clicked on the "I accidentally reported you" scam link

[visual hedge]

Una suspensión también?

[grave glen]

Debería ser una suspensión de 7 partidos. Es peligroso y debería considerar sus acciones.

[grave glen]

Mbappé, the treacherous turtle, doth move in shadows, deceitfully cheating Real Madrid and their loyal supporters. His cunning ways and sneaky dealings pose a grave danger, for he dost undermine the honor and trust of the grandest of clubs with his duplicitous schemes

[dark musk]

vamos barca

let’s secure the 1st place

[cloud sparrow]

catalan nationalists do not approve

[iron marten]

I know, it's whatever though

[shell hedge]

How would you secure something you don't have?

[iron marten]

Nothing new

[shell hedge]

You have to win today to Get first place

You're not securing it

[sleek echo]

If we win today la liga is ours

[weary depot]

Rayo away is a harder game than Madrid

[shell hedge]

the league doesn't end on Matchday 3

[grave glen]

He can play?

[shell hedge]

Inicio

[bright isle]

kickoff

i mean

yeah

kickoff

[topaz crypt]

Blud forgot to start the clock

[dark thunder]

is olmo playing

[shell hedge]

No

[atomic sage]

yamal needs rest smh

[dark thunder]

LAMINE WHY

[atomic sage]

what minute are you on?

[shell hedge]

5

[dark thunder]

what is kounde doin

4 49

[grave glen]

5:16

[atomic sage]

same

[dark thunder]

4 55

5

is that james rodriguez

[atomic sage]

spoiler alerts in advance 😂

[shell hedge]

No

[dark thunder]

5 30

[atomic sage]

yeah hes a new vallecano player

[shell hedge]

That's Jim Rodriguez

[atomic sage]

imagine falcao and james on the pitch

that would be fun

[dark thunder]

no imean is james rodriguez watching the match

[shell hedge]

He can't play yet

[dark thunder]

why is olmo on the bench

[atomic sage]

flick's choice ig

[dark thunder]

why did he fouled yamal like that

[atomic sage]

is dimitrevski playing?

lesgoo

[thick saddle]

he aint gonna start on his debut 😭 wtf do you think

[atomic sage]

he always becomes prime neuer everytime he plays barca

[proud grove]

Holy shit

Rayo scored

[stiff minnow]

Goal Rayo

[shell hedge]

Rayo scored

[atomic sage]

NOOO

[grave glen]

Lmaooo

It’s Valencia league

[dark thunder]

we are getting cooked

[stiff minnow]

Barca what are you doing 😭

[proud grove]

10 minutes in

[atomic sage]

what a finish tho

[dark thunder]

u guys spoiled the goal

[atomic sage]

yeah hes off

[proud grove]

James new club

[atomic sage]

hes slightly offside no?

[dark thunder]

come on var

[atomic sage]

arey yaar

[shell hedge]

Given

[dark thunder]

var check pls

[naive ivy]

Time for Yamal to pull a hat trick

[atomic sage]

damn yamal

[dark thunder]

hansi flicks ball aint workin

[exotic rapids]

Inshallah it will

[stiff minnow]

Rayo going from a relegation battle to beating Barca 😭

[dark thunder]

what a save

[grave glen]

Cmoooon

[naive ivy]

damn yall lose hope quick its only 10 mins

[dark thunder]

bc rayo are cooking us

[thick saddle]

Not a clean sheet then. No problem 👍

[bright isle]

is that bad keeping from ter stegen?

or nah

[naive ivy]

He could have saved it since he touched it but who knows

[dark thunder]

olmo pls come

[bright isle]

he will come on on the secod half

trust

[dark thunder]

iwant him now

is everybody fouling yamal

[grave glen]

Twerk Statue is a different breed

[dark thunder]

...

ur not neymar wake up

[bright isle]

if raphinha or ferran torres plays bad

[dark thunder]

kounde

[bright isle]

dani olmo will sub either one of them in the second half

trust

~

[dark thunder]

they will sub bernal

[bright isle]

hes not an defensive midfielder

[atomic sage]

they should sub yamal, hes gonna keep getting fouled

[dark thunder]

olmo is an am

[atomic sage]

and get pau victor or olmo on

[dark thunder]

fr

[bright isle]

yeah

[dark thunder]

come on corner

[bright isle]

so olmo will either be an winger or cam

does olmo have pace?

or nah

cuz if he gonna be winger

he gotta have pace

[dark thunder]

ihave the worst wifi in history

[bright isle]

at least some

so like

mid

[atomic sage]

hes good 1v1 tho, and he can come inside for raphinha

[stoic sail]

Anybody watching rayo vallecano vs barcelona match rn?

[atomic sage]

are you watching on gxr or on a pirated site?

[bright isle]

so he would be an inside winger

[dark thunder]

ofc pirated

[atomic sage]

gxr.world is free

if you want you can watch it there

[dark thunder]

wait we cant talk about pirated sites

[lunar ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-hat-jack-sparrow-gif-18080055

[dark thunder]

delete ur message

[lunar ridge]

no one cares really tbh

[pine lodge]

can someone share barca game?

[atomic sage]

shh hopefully nobody snitches

[atomic sage]

https://www.gxr.world/event/28-aug-rayovallecano-vs-fcbarcelona

[bright isle]

go on some arabic web

or gxr.world

[dark thunder]

thank u

[bright isle]

for arabic you gotta search up

koooora live

[dark thunder]

ihave a site youareanidiot.org

[bright isle]

and there will be a ton of streams

[dark thunder]

its a virus

[pine lodge]

thx mate

[dark thunder]

use yacine tv

[bright isle]

yw

[atomic sage]

koora live has too many ads

and pop ups

[bright isle]

ad blocker

i use a ad blocker

[dark thunder]

yacine tv better

[atomic sage]

doesnt work for me, every button i click is an ad

[bright isle]

but im watching the barca game on espn

cuz i got hulu

[dark thunder]

is everybody on this server use a pirated site

[proud grove]

i dont do that

[atomic sage]

vallecano fans are great

[bright isle]

dang

DANG

[dark thunder]

im too broke for bein sports

[bright isle]

the vallecano fans

omg

[dark thunder]

their kit is identical to river plates

[bright isle]

oops

wrong reaction

[zenith folio]

They were inspired by river plate if im correct

[dark thunder]

idk

[proud grove]

lol ter stegen is mad

[zenith folio]

It's on their Wikipedia page

[grave glen]

Twerk Statue thinking he has aura

[proud grove]

bro is not kahn

[dark thunder]

why is ter stegen mad

[bright isle]

:

[zenith folio]

Yes

[bright isle]

ter stegen

[dark thunder]

ter stgen beat his ahh

[bright isle]

mid

really mid

super mid

finger licking mid

[atomic sage]

my man

one of the best keepers itw

[dark thunder]

YMAL CROSS

[grave glen]

It's unfortunate that he's holding Barca back

[atomic sage]

🙅‍♂️

hes one of the best keepers itw

[zenith folio]

James Rodriguez when

[red glade]

hi guys who want a football jersey Real Madrid ronaldo 2018 authentic ?

[atomic sage]

good on the ball, shot stopper

[grave glen]

Cute

[weary depot]

not registered

[dark thunder]

wow vallecano fans are wild

[bright isle]

he is so calm on the ball

omg

he looks soooo calml

[zenith folio]

Ah damn

[dark thunder]

for free

[bright isle]

hydration break

[atomic sage]

the only keepers better than him are sommer, alisson, kobel, and maybe ederson

[grave glen]

Poor ball distribution, prone to amateur mistakes, frequently lets in easy shots

[fringe dagger]

Lol barcelona losing

[grave glen]

Dunno what u see in him

[dark thunder]

and neuer courtois

[zenith folio]

Martinez

[red glade]

bruh

[atomic sage]

oh yeah courtois

[dark thunder]

for 1 cent

[atomic sage]

neuer is old

[fringe dagger]

Bro i miss old barcelona players that team was op back then now its sht

[zenith folio]

Barça is not a healthy club

Financially

[dark thunder]

he prefomed great vs real on 2nd leg

[red glade]

150€ and it’s for you lol it cost literally 400$ on eBay

[bright isle]

ter stegen big gyatt

[grave glen]

Twerk Useless proving my point once again

Silly mistake

[proud grove]

a mind blowing 4 shots for barcelona

[atomic sage]

hes the reason we even play ucl football this season

[proud grove]

raya have 3 tbf

[dark thunder]

tf ican buy it from my local shop in morroco for 15 dollars

[grave glen]

Barca's kryptonite is Rayo

[kindred stag]

fake ozpin.

[red glade]

rani mgrhibi

[kindred stag]

the real ozpin loved ter stegen

[dark thunder]

hhhh

[red glade]

aji prive

[dark thunder]

wa5a

[grave glen]

Love is a strong word

Always criticized him

[grave glen]

What'd he do

[bright isle]

...

raphinha

you are not neymar

[dark thunder]

raphina is another version of anthony

[bright isle]

wait

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

but nowhere close to mr aura

[grave glen]

Such disrespect. One of Barca's best players the past two games

[dark thunder]

just in this match

[thick saddle]

bro what? Raphinha is the only one that’s trying

[dark thunder]

YAMAL so c lose

[dark thunder]

but he all missed them

[bright isle]

kounde

kounde

omg

he has no pace

uhhhh

nevermind

he does

[dark thunder]

raphina is better than nico fight me

[quiet stirrup]

Raphinha is playing well

[bright isle]

oh

that pass from yamal

nice

nice

[dark thunder]

wow

tf is that black guy doin

[thick saddle]

doesn’t mean he’s like Antony? 😭 you can’t even spell Raphinha right

[dark thunder]

is the ref looks like lewa

[thick saddle]

???

[dark thunder]

raphinha diaz

[grave glen]

Barca looks bad

[bright isle]

barca getting dominated

[dark thunder]

is barca not allowed to scored

[bright isle]

ima predict

lewa header

[dark thunder]

rayo wins 8 9

[jagged vault]

I don't think if it's allowed to share pirate sites

I was busy for a while

How is Barça losing 💀💀💀

[grave glen]

Cause I’m not playing

[bright isle]

cmon vallecano

[naive ivy]

Unlucky goal and 7 defenders

[dark thunder]

come on bring olmo

[bright isle]

in second half

dani olmo

[jagged vault]

Well y'all said the same about Galácticos.

[bright isle]

will get subbed on

debut

[jagged vault]

Seems like teams are learning to park the bus

Tbh if I was playing against Madrid I'm getting 5 red card idc

(in 5 matches obviously

[brisk arrow]

@dark thunder, I can't DM you, please check permissions and try again.

[weary depot]

sub off Ferran and sub on Olmo