la-liga

[grave glen]

They ruined basketball players here

[jovial prism]

They ruin everything

They pollute everything bc they’re plastic

[grave glen]

Haha

[grave glen]

The dislike u have of the Kardashians is peak

[jovial prism]

Real.

[finite pecan]

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/OptaJose/status/1827460296467767690

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

0 - Getafe-Rayo Vallecano is the first LaLiga match since at least the 2003/04 season without a single shot on target. Stifling.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 9:37 PM

What happened here

Good defensive battle

[tough star]

This wouldn’t have happened if Iraola was in charge still

[kindred stag]

Entertainment

[low delta]

https://fixupx.com/artanekris/status/1827391680082854260?s=46 😭😭

https://x.com/barcaverse_/status/1827366284335673529?s=46

Bᴀʀᴄ̧ᴀVᴇʀsᴇ (@BarcaVerse_) on X

In 6 days Dani Olmo could leave as a free agent if not registered before.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 3:24 PM

[tough star]

Ooooo Olmo you want to join Erreala sooooo bad

https://tenor.com/view/memento-mori-unus-annus-gif-19399232

[low delta]

Zubi Zubi Zubi doo x Olmo

😍

[tough star]

Need a merino replacement Tbf

[low delta]

Wait did Merino leave sociedad

[mild obsidian]

Real madrid Won't win today!

[grave glen]

how broke is barca lol

@spare magnet

[mild obsidian]

Merino joined arsenal..
Isn't it?

[tough star]

He literally as I’m typing just completed his medical for Arsenal

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1827376376699134156

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

Tough 😬

(h/t @fernandopalomo)

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 4:04 PM

[grave glen]

@spare magnet your club can't even register dani olmo

[shell hedge]

You do realize it's 3 AM in America, right?

He's probably at work or sleeping

[grave glen]

lewa is like a pregnant woman

[grave glen]

yes

[mild obsidian]

How?

[grave glen]

never fails to deliver 🔥

[grave glen]

laporta gonna sell his house

[weary depot]

not about being broke

[grave glen]

Thoughts on gundogan leaving

[queen pagoda]

Good

We need him back in the prem

[grave glen]

I think laporta was being smart for once

[silent pumice]

Who is stoping us fr

[grave glen]

If city is interested in a swap deal we could get cancelo

[silent pumice]

80% of our midfeild is out yet we won twice against hard teams lmao

Araugo is out

[grave glen]

Or we could sell gundo when we got him for free

[silent pumice]

Meh

He doesnt rly put preasure

On opponents

Bernal way better

He was so good last match

[grave glen]

Hes a pretty decent player

He wasnt that bad

[silent pumice]

Gundo or bernal ?

[grave glen]

Gundo

[silent pumice]

Meh

Hes good

But doesnt put preasure lile hans flik wants

[grave glen]

Olmo does

[silent pumice]

And balde ?!

Hell nawh

Balde is fucking epic

The best LB rn

Ong

[grave glen]

Ik coming back from injury hes going to carry

[silent pumice]

Tbh i only saw him in euros

I never saw him at preasuring

Only attacks on the left flack

[silent pumice]

I hope gavi does as well

[grave glen]

Yuh he was absolutely amazing at euros

[grave glen]

Wdym he made a goal line clearance

[silent pumice]

W duo

[grave glen]

Saved us

[silent pumice]

Ong😭

I was shaking so hard

[grave glen]

Me too

The number of spanish players from barca is unreal

Plus we have so many la masia talents

Yamal cubarsi , balde , gavi , fort ,

[grave glen]

Frr

[weary depot]

Pedri isn't La Masia

[grave glen]

Not rlly him and gavi came into barca young

[silent pumice]

Balde

Is so underated

Omg

Iam dying

[weary depot]

he's not from La Masia

[silent pumice]

WHY IS HE SO GOOD

[grave glen]

So its easy to forget that they played for palmas

[silent pumice]

FAST, DRIBBLE, PASSING

[grave glen]

Him and cubarsi would make a deadly duo

[weary depot]

Pedri went through Las Palmas' academy and then made his professional debut at Las Palmas and then he signed for Barca

[grave glen]

Yep

Mb

But theres fermin to make up for that

[tough star]

Barca should just do a Chelsea and not do transfers for like 2 years and focus on youth. (Just don’t spend a billion a couple years later and give 10 year contracts)

[dapper dagger]

i literally said this that gundogan leaving is a good thing although it was done for other reasons

[dapper dagger]

chelsea kick their youth out to buy randoms on decade long contracts

our entire squad is just spanish players apart from 3-4 players out of 25

[tough star]

Say what you will about the lampard era but he got the most out of the youth talent they had. And with a bunch of exciting young talents barca should do the same thing

Would help their debt out too

[dapper dagger]

lampard una

they were meady man

[tough star]

But it worked out eventually, they ended up being just a manager away for a ucl 💀

[weary depot]

Flick will win us the UCL

[low delta]

😭

[weary depot]

?

[low delta]

😭

Idk man

[weary depot]

he's bringing us to the right direction with a lot of players out

imagine when they come back

[low delta]

Warra player, Must be sold now for olmo to be Registered!!!

[weary depot]

he's 10× the player Olmo is

[low delta]

That’s why he had 3 goals 2 assists in the euro

[weary depot]

not all about GA mate

Pedri yesterday went back to his 2022 self

[lament swallow]

prime pedri is back 🔥

[weary depot]

he should stay on that role forever

[opal obsidian]

@weary depot how are ur pedri stocks

[weary depot]

they're very high rn

[tidal perch]

Even Ferran played decent

Old lewandoski was back

And Raphinha was class

Barac players were pressing like madman

[grave glen]

ah hell naw

[weary depot]

he has many missing players and he's still making us perform

[grave glen]

there are other sharks in the sea too

[weary depot]

we're top 3 performing teams itw rn

with City and PSG

[grave glen]

aight lets see

[grave glen]

season just started bruv

[weary depot]

ok?

let's not act like we didn't dominate one of the top 5 teams in Spain last season

[twilit wharf]

Anyone know who the guy I sent in English football

Is?

[weary depot]

#premier-league message

[twilit wharf]

Check dms pls 🙏

[weary depot]

Romero

[twilit wharf]

Ok thanks so much

[weary depot]

👍

[cloud sparrow]

Nico williams has muscle disconfort

No good

[lament swallow]

duels with kounde didn't well end for him

wish him a speedy recovery

[drowsy crest]

You all laughed at me

[dapper dagger]

https://x.com/richliviing/status/1826581057484816461?s=46

💎 (@richliviing) on X

In just 2 games, they’ve already given us 2 corrupted refs. they might just give us Soto Grado for the match against Rayo vallecano

Twitter · Aug 22, 2024, 11:23 AM

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

You literally got benefited on in both matches, stop playing the victim

[light ledge]

Rayo vallecano got James Rodríguez

they are getting a good team

[lament swallow]

gill manzano had a disasterclass yesterday what are you waffling about

[grave glen]

Falcao and now James, them man love their old colombians

[grave glen]

Ofc, mostly benefited you tho

[lament swallow]

you didn't watch the match then

[grave glen]

Wait my bad, forgot about Vivian’s penalty 😭

[shell hedge]

Which?

You've only played against two, the first one actually did better than your in the first half before playing sloppy in the second, and then the second lost because their backline didn't defend their box during the second goal

[weary depot]

Athletic

[shell hedge]

You didn't win the matches because of "complete domination" you won them because the other team underperformed

Same reason how we beat Athletic away in our opener last season

[weary depot]

"because the other team underperformed"

[shell hedge]

Yes, Valencia was sloppy in the second half, and Athletic didn't defend mark Lewandowski whatsoever when he cut into the box

[weary depot]

u have other things to do than find excuses

[shell hedge]

It's not excuses, watch the replays

[weary depot]

ur gonna say the same thing to every game we play

[shell hedge]

If it actually happens, yeah. I'm not saying "Valencia should've won" in fact they deserved to lose after playing like shit in the second half but don't say "you completely dominated them" when they could've easily scored two or three in the first half

[weary depot]

we could've put 5 on Athletic

and 5 on Valencia too

[shell hedge]

Not in the first half

Valencia pushed harder than you

[weary depot]

we dominated ever since Pedri came on

never said we dominated from the first second

[topaz crypt]

Pedri is mid

[shell hedge]

I don't get why Valencia changed anything for the second half, after their performance in the first half, you'd think they would've kept everything how it was

[topaz crypt]

Ferran is where it’s at

Hi mort

[thick saddle]

Ngl, I get what Mort is trying to say. Both teams could‘ve played a lot better. They usually do

[grave glen]

Suva is just too nice...

Step it up

What do the americans say?

Slay it up queen!

[shell hedge]

"pew, pew, triple cheeseburger"

[grave glen]

Mort vs America is feeding families

[dapper dagger]

you genuinely need to seek help

[shell hedge]

"yeah, the Athletic player could've easily gotten an ankle injury but it wasn't a penalty, I tell you"

[surreal finch]

Didn’t one of the athletic players say that they couldn’t cope with Barca physicality or tactics in the second half?

For all the chances Barca does create the team still squanders great finishing chances. If they were a bit more clinical this team would look very different, able to close out games in the first half

[grave glen]

They're accusing us of paying refs in those two matches? I dont recall anything controversial happening

What is this cope

[shell hedge]

What would a player's opinion have to do with the defenders not doing their job against Disney?

[shell hedge]

No it's a Barcelona fan saying "the refs were against you in both matches"

[thick saddle]

What did I just read

[grave glen]

Game's gone

[grave glen]

Be more mean

[surreal finch]

Not do their job? You can attempt so but like I said many chances were created, Lewy could’ve scored more. The tactics allowing for easy chances, him running over 10.5KM, he’s a bit rejuvenated. This goes down to flicks approach rather than players not coping with Lewa. He’s on another level to those defenders

@shell hedge

[grave glen]

While it is true he wasnt marked, but thats in part due to his elite positioning. Watch the replay back and peep Disney's positionining while Raphinha and Pedri did their sexy sequence of play

[surreal finch]

Like Ozpin said, that’s his elite positioning, waiting for the rebound

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1827428116664344582?s=46&t=NAk3LJUK5vK8WIjWPNZuOA

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

What differences do you see from Hansi Flick instead of Xavi at Barcelona?

Ernesto Valverde: "You can tell that Flick wants to play in behind the space permanently. It's all details."

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 7:29 PM

Athletic midfield got ran through, I blame less the defenders

[shell hedge]

and the CB should've been right on him

the backline didn't do their job and deseveredly conceded

[dapper dagger]

If anything they fucked us over many times 😭👋

[surreal finch]

Yeah because Barca created as many chances as they like.

Pedri playing instead of Casado helps too

[dapper dagger]

Mort thinks that if we have many chances its just opponents backline fault lol

[shell hedge]

No I'm saying this is the backline's fault

Which it was

[dapper dagger]

Lol

[surreal finch]

Ah lol

The ball played in for Lewa goal is what city does all the time, just crash the box and send the ball in proximity, people will eventually score like Haaland does

[shell hedge]

Athletic gets a penalty after a Barcelona player almost breaks an Athletic player's ankle
Polar: completely undeserved, we were robbed

[grave glen]

Are we not supposed to create chances Mort? With chance creation, with specific sequences of play, with certain players taking away the focus of defenders, u make space, forcefully, whether they like it or not

[dapper dagger]

5+ xG with half the team out against hard oppositions apparently defenders fault and not a product of our attacking football

[surreal finch]

We also had control in second half because they were physically superior

[dapper dagger]

in the 2nd half we bodied them

Same with valencia

[shell hedge]

And instead of listening to what I've been saying, you're just yapping

[dapper dagger]

focus on ‘valladolid’ at home amigo

[shell hedge]

I specified which incident I was talking about, it doesn't matter "how many summer salts Pedri did in the second half"

[grave glen]

Rest Polar, theyre definitely winning against a newly promoted side

[dapper dagger]

Mort you will never see your team control a game like this ever

[shell hedge]

Valladolid aren't new to La Liga

[grave glen]

Mort...

[dapper dagger]

if they dont questions WILL be asked

[dapper dagger]

Yeah we need to do something about this guy

[shell hedge]

We'll be facing the equivalent of Burnley

[grave glen]

U got a tremendous squad and Valladolid have just gotten promoted despite their prior experience in the league

If I dont see a good result im shatting on u today

[weary depot]

if Madrid don't win then packwatch but it'll be an easy 5-0 win

[shell hedge]

We'll get shit on regardless

[surreal finch]

The GK pushed the ball out and changed the direction

It was too late

[grave glen]

4-0 or nothing

[surreal finch]

I thought Fermin was going to score

[dapper dagger]

Fuck the result if yous dont perform well its wraps

[weary depot]

so packwatch can be next time

[shell hedge]

It won't be, we'll be conceding early on then managing a late comeback

[dapper dagger]

UNDERDOG GIMMICK WITH GALACTICOS 2.0 😭😭

[weary depot]

😭😭😭

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/black-punch-gif-19831419

[shell hedge]

I'm not talking about the matches themselves

Outside fans are going to shit on us regardless, it's not going to matter

[weary depot]

if every team does the same as Mallorca then Madrid will get relegated

no real number 9 to break through the defence

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti had more to do with the result then Mallorca parking the bus for a 1-1 draw

[weary depot]

ur manager

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/TC8h.gif

@dapper dagger Guler's starting

https://x.com/realmadriden/status/1827694828219662680

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden) on X

📋✅ Our starting XI!
🆚 @realvalladolidE
#RealMadridRealValladolid

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 1:09 PM

[dapper dagger]

Feckkkj

[shell hedge]

You might be getting what you wanted after Bellingham's injury

[dapper dagger]

Advantage madrid

[weary depot]

why not Modric man

[shell hedge]

Rotational player

[halcyon obsidian]

Arda starts

[weary depot]

should be permanent starter

over Tchouameni

[shell hedge]

He was

Now he's a rotational player

[weary depot]

I mean now

[shell hedge]

These things happen with age

[halcyon obsidian]

Modric shouldnt be a starter rn

Rotation

Hes good late on

[grave glen]

Guler starting, that means lots of goals on paper but even more defensively thin

Not like Volladolid can do much to abuse that weakness

[silent pumice]

Bruv

Last time yall said that about real malloeca u got saved by courtois and lost 2 points

[shell hedge]

He's a Barcelona fan

They haven't played Mallorca yet

[silent pumice]

that speaks facts

[low delta]

They maintain very good low ground tho

They aren’t letting vini or mbappe score easy if you think

[grave glen]

Why?

Aupa Pucela ‼️

My boy gonna cook today

[dapper dagger]

😭😭

[chilly lintel]

Hey broskis

[robust vault]

15 minutes remain

[proud umbra]

Endrick debut perhaps? 🙏

[robust vault]

@pastel spire look who is starting today

[pastel spire]

TODAY?

nooo

man

[robust vault]

Yes my man today

Not tomorrow

[pastel spire]

😭

man i actually thought

tomorrow

wow ok

ig i can watch it till half time

[weary depot]

advantage Madrid

they have a creator

now

[robust vault]

Same

[pastel spire]

yeah the GOAT starts 🔥

[low delta]

“Advantage Madrid” 🤓

[robust vault]

First home game for Mbappe

[weary depot]

u lot have a creator now

[robust vault]

He will score

[weary depot]

for a month

then Bellingham is back to starting

and then no creator

[grave glen]

💀

[cerulean cobalt]

Hi

[grave glen]

Vamos valladolid

[thick saddle]

cook

[cedar zealot]

Ronaldo watchin

[grave glen]

Ngl, Valladolid is one of the teams i least like in la liga, but still, gotta go w them over yk who

[copper pulsar]

Let’s go

[cedar zealot]

Its crazy to think that Mbappe isnt 18 anymore lmao

[thick saddle]

Exactly. It’s not about who you like. It’s about who you like less

[weary depot]

🤓👆

[grave glen]

Valladolid man

I only remember Suarez goal against them

Im happy they're back

[shut belfry]

Been a while fr

Refreshing to see icl

[grave glen]

They handed you the league ngl

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_GNIi4NB5l/?igsh=MXIxYzRmaWRxYzlwdA==

forblaugrana

🚨🎙️| Lekue [Bilbao] : “They were better. Our intention was to hold out and not let them create too many chances and try to hurt them when we had the ball. In the second half, I don’t know if it was because of their PHYSICALITY or quality, it was harder for us”

FC Barcelona and Physicality in one sentence 👀

Likes

12126

Instagram

tears our physicality improved massively

[errant lodge]

Because of Mbappe, we see less of Vinicius

[weary depot]

what do you expect lol

3 LWs in the same team

[shell hedge]

Valladolid goalkeeper pulled his leg

[shut belfry]

Valladolid’s defending is huge until now

[silent zealot]

True
Rodrigo, the hidden talent
Too many attackers

[visual hedge]

How's Madrid playing

?

[shell hedge]

Playing kickball

[west kernel]

prediction?

[silent zealot]

I hope Nico Williams will join barca

[west kernel]

I have it 2-0 madrid

[shell hedge]

Instead of pushing Valladolid, they're kicking the ball around

[west kernel]

when barca will come back to their stadium their money will fly high asf

[silent zealot]

Excellent🤣

[ivory meteor]

Madrid finished

[silent zealot]

Lol

[west kernel]

clown

[ivory meteor]

Let me jinx it so they can score

[west kernel]

my fault

[visual hedge]

Kounde owned him, we don't need him

[low delta]

Laliga

[silent zealot]

Yamal and Nico were a perfect duo in euros, I think barca need him

[weary depot]

Madrid will easily win

[grave glen]

Laliga lowblock ❤

[west kernel]

we can’t really say anything we did the same in city ucl game lmao

in the box too

lol

[grave glen]

Funny shit man

[low delta]

We never had 10players in the fucking box

We had 7 players to 8 players at max

[low delta]

?

[grave glen]

Including the ref uno 😭

[west kernel]

hahahah

damn

[west kernel]

more than 8

[visual hedge]

12 players 😭

[shell hedge]

We can say whatever we please

[low delta]

Well ofc there’d be some times but if you watched the match, there were 2 players or 3 player forward all times

[west kernel]

hala madrid lets go

2-0 incoming

[shut belfry]

It’s gotta be fake

[shell hedge]

Probably is

[crisp bear]

Where to watch

[west kernel]

I thought it was lil wayne

[shut belfry]

Bein sports

[crisp bear]

.

[drowsy crest]

Praying on madrid to drop points.

[low delta]

I love the militao hair😍

[crisp bear]

Can we watch through this server

[low delta]

He’s back with his hair!

[crisp bear]

Pep hair 🤤

[low delta]

Warra

[shut belfry]

Valladolid defence is so solid

[visual hedge]

No way you bet Madrid will not win

[visual hedge]

Yeah, very good

[low delta]

It’s better than fcb defence and am not even kidding

[weary depot]

and better than yours

[solid heath]

where does bro get his money

[drowsy crest]

4.3 euros🙏🙏

[visual hedge]

💀

[low delta]

the defence is pretty solid combining with the fact they’ve got their striker with the defenders too

[drowsy crest]

God is good

[shut belfry]

Wish u said this about Mallorca too😹😹😹

[low delta]

Both are low block teams and have a better defence than Barca

Send valladolid back to segunda

[shell hedge]

Almost every La Liga team is low block, Spain is where you go to learn how to defend properly

[topaz crypt]

Valladolid will send real to segunda 🔥

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-jackson5-ill-be-there-sing-gif-16394126

[topaz crypt]

(real valladolid)

[shut belfry]

Ruined the cooking

[mint plaza]

Nah that's a crazy bet

😭

I never even bet that much

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-philosophy-philosophical-choices-will-difficult-marvel-gif-16615025

[drowsy crest]

It's fake btw

[topaz crypt]

it would be kinda funny to see this madrid superteam in relegation battle tbf

[drowsy crest]

It's just a random image on Google lmfao

[mint plaza]

Oh

[visual hedge]

"Harder Bets require strong savings"

[drowsy crest]

I am the reason you can withdraw into debt

[west kernel]

Imma laugh at all the haters who still think we’re not gonna win this game

[shut belfry]

U shoulda been leading this it’s been 45 mins💀

[grave glen]

This Madrid game is taking 20 years off my life

[wind plover]

what happened in the last 45 minutes watchiny the prem rn

[shell hedge]

Stick to watching the prem

[grizzled patio]

mbappe is so washed man

also go back to 442

[wind plover]

aight

[grave glen]

A snoozefest

U didn't miss much

[shut belfry]

Stick to the prem watch this game if u wanna sleep early tonight

[final bloom]

mbappe is playing so bad

[wind plover]

its that bad?

BRO I CALLED mbappe might become the next hazard

[pure crest]

Lmao

[weary jolt]

😭

you ain’t serious

[wind plover]

i mean

possible

[light stag]

Madrid is suffering

[grizzled patio]

our formation doesent work

[shell hedge]

He's not Hazard, he just doesn't press, he expects someone to hold his hand

[grizzled patio]

also mbappe is shit

keeps losing the ball

[pure crest]

💀

[dapper dagger]

😭😭😭

[dapper dagger]

but when i said this i was called a barka robot ragebaiting on discord

una

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/jayz-awkward-oof-yikes-reaction-gif-25603930

[weary depot]

first half 4 shots by Madrid

[grave glen]

Again, playing an average half is fine, but an xG of 0.07 despite the superstars and talents u have? Owari da, disgusting

[weary depot]

they'll get a 1-0 win tho

[dapper dagger]

Guler SCINTILATING stinker btw, he needs more playtime to actually perform brev

life at the bench

[light stag]

Mbappe should go bck to Ligue 1

[grave glen]

They'll win for sure, but a half to forget

[shut belfry]

Genuinely lmao

[grizzled patio]

he wasnt even the worst tbh

[wind plover]

what position is mbappe playing rn??

[weary depot]

don't jinx

[grizzled patio]

mbappe has been terrible

the best player has been rodrygo or militao

[shut belfry]

Been warming that bench so much it’s starting to rot

[pure crest]

Yep

[grave glen]

Modric dagger is written all over it

[shell hedge]

Having better players doesn't automatically mean you'll beat the other team

[lament swallow]

they'll win 1-0 by a fluke outside the box shot from touchmemommy in the 86th minute

[shell hedge]

You still have to try

[dapper dagger]

everyone has been shit but it's not really individual's fault only, i literally LISTED all the problems with this exact madrid lineup and people cooked me before the season started lol

[gray meteor]

Madrid playing shit man

[light stag]

Vini with hooked and stinker

😂

[grave glen]

That's the point, all the superstars and they're not trying

[wind plover]

i mean he is new to span

[light stag]

Madrid should have that side under 6 bro

[dapper dagger]

it's sad because he's actually good man

[shut belfry]

But it usually means you’d at least get a decent XG

[light stag]

With soo much stock players 😂

😂

[gray meteor]

Need brahim and modric

[grave glen]

Shame, he's a baller. Anceliban has blood on his hands

[light stag]

It’s so funny

[shell hedge]

Should've left the Liverpool match on

Daddy would've been much happier

[grave glen]

Daddy...?

Are u freaky Mort

[dapper dagger]

daddy una

[shell hedge]

He made his father turn off the Liverpool match so he can watch ours

[dapper dagger]

you need help brev

[grave glen]

I'm more into big bro than daddy

[shut belfry]

The mbappe effect right here

[grave glen]

But to each their own...

[wind plover]

either mbappe goes to rw or lw cause this is not working out

[grave glen]

Say "ur dad" next time please. I'm not used to u being freaky

[shut belfry]

We’ve all seen this issue coming let’s be real

[dapper dagger]

i was getting cooked by MODERATORS for saying this XI has shit dynamics btw 😭👋👋

[lament swallow]

mbappe as a 9 stinks of piss everybody knew that

[grave glen]

Guler would've smoothed things over considering how he's shown signs of dictating the attack with his playmaking potential

But life in the bench is hard

[solid heath]

celta vigo is doing good

maybe top 10?

[pure crest]

Mbappe is a winger. And even he said it

[shut belfry]

Too late tho they got 3 Left wingers

[dapper dagger]

i was arguing for a whole YEAR about Mbappe and him NOT being able to play 9 against compact laliga lowblocks

and was getting cooked every single time

[rapid violet]

mbappe MADRID <<<<< arda guler madrid

[dapper dagger]

you lot are TERRORISTS

[shut belfry]

TERRORISTAAASS

[pure crest]

Bro had a vision

[grave glen]

barca can win la liga @spare magnet

[dapper dagger]

brev they cannot create for shit and when they lose the ball there are THREE players walking around like they are messi

[wind plover]

vini can play a 9

[grave glen]

vardrid is washed

[dapper dagger]

this will never work

[dapper dagger]

you switched up real quick bro

stay on that side

[pure crest]

Vini at 9
And mbappe on the left would be interesting

[wind plover]

man respect

[dapper dagger]

#traindeparted

[wind plover]

it would be perfect

[shut belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/switch-up-the-switch-up-wild-crazy-surprised-gif-17675718046679676346

[grave glen]

Vini couldnt play 9 to save his life

[grave glen]

Peep the replay for rodrygo's offside. Three other certain players are offside as well

Unreal man

[grave glen]

if real madrid is struggling vs trash teams

[weary depot]

no brother keep laughing at us

[grave glen]

I am not stupid

[weary depot]

stay on a side

[grave glen]

I am not on a side

Kroos is definitely missed

I am predicting

[pure crest]

True

[shut belfry]

Bro is pulling a trey

[rapid violet]

ENDRICK IS BETTER THAN MBAPPE

[bright isle]

.

[grave glen]

Not rlly rma had too many mids

[pure crest]

Kroos was very vital for madrid. Not having someone fulfill his role is affecting the team

[rapid violet]

NAH I JOKE

[bright isle]

ok good

[grave glen]

how generational is kroos

[dapper dagger]

my head is hot man we were getting cooked on a daily by the masses

[grave glen]

Gives arda a chance

[dapper dagger]

predicting except you switch up every single matchday

😭

never gamble brev

[atomic wolf]

Hello i just came home how is guler playing

[grave glen]

I am not switching up

[wind plover]

remember the time him and bobby charlton had a great strike partnership

[grave glen]

if rma keep playing like this

[grave glen]

No he was on the bench

barca can just win every other game

[shut belfry]

Where was this before

[grave glen]

they don't need to beat rma

[rapid violet]

Man city will win the ucl barca the laliga copa del rey by atletico madrid

[grave glen]

there is 38 games

if barca win 36 they win the league

[wind plover]

i think barca can win the league tbh

[grave glen]

they need to be consistent

[shut belfry]

Exactly so pick a side brother there’s still time💀💀 stick to Madrid glazing what’s the rush

There’s no rush here

[grave glen]

I am predicting

I don't care about rma

only in the champions league

[shut belfry]

Well stick to ur guts for ur first prediction 💪

[grave glen]

though I only think barca can do it

[wind plover]

who's side is dawg in 😭🙏

[bright isle]

yay kickoff

[grave glen]

I am a inter fan

How’s the match going?

[grave glen]

nah i am not stupid

[rapid violet]

But Real Madrid dont need Mbappe for what have him if he not good at 9 and Vinicius is at LEFT

[grave glen]

they were better last year

[rapid violet]

Mbappe position is let

[solid heath]

bro calm down

[grave glen]

They're missing the player that can spot every teammate on the pitch. I believe the last time I saw Madrid misplacing this many passes was back in 2020. Rather than being poor in front, they are terrible in passing from the back

[solid heath]

we only played 3 games this season

[bright isle]

i dont think rudiger wants to defend anymore

[grave glen]

💀 you can't beat relegation battling teams

[bright isle]

he is taking shots now

[grave glen]

this is a newly promoted team

there is no way rma is struggling here

[solid heath]

game isnt even finsihed

why are u talking?

arent u a inter fan

[grave glen]

the fact its 0-0 is embrassing

[solid heath]

go talk in serie a

[grave glen]

you realize how good your team is

[wise moss]

lmao 😭😭😭

[bright isle]

ive seen valladolid play

they are mid

[wise moss]

good doesnt mean theylll make la liga or other teams look like amateurs

[grave glen]

they were in la liga 2 last year

[wise moss]

they are still professionals and theyre like 9 people in the box

[grave glen]

thats how it should be

when you have generational players like vini

[rapid violet]

Lamine Yamal is better than Mbapppe in LALIGA AND LIGUE 1

[grave glen]

rma made every other team look like trash last year

[wise moss]

not really they just had flashy players their tactics arent really that fluid

[rapid violet]

MADRID WILL LOST 5-0 TO BARCA

[wise moss]

have*

[grave glen]

they were destroying teams

[bright isle]

OHHH

I

[shell hedge]

What a free kick

[bright isle]

DANG

[slender olive]

roadrunner 1-0

[grave glen]

struggling vs newly promoted teams

[solid heath]

OHH

[rapid violet]

IF MADRID DO THE SAME THEY DO (IN THIS MATCH) WILL LOST 5-0 TO BARCELONA

[solid heath]

WHAT A GOAOL

[bright isle]

valverde shot power

[solid heath]

VALVERDE

[grizzled patio]

goal

[slender olive]

Madrid always struggle vs smaller teams tbf

[earnest igloo]

Lol

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/iggyrem-ezefayfer-fayfer-zimazalabim-red-velvet-zimazalabim-gif-22513220

WE ARE BACK

[bright isle]

dang deflection

[shut belfry]

The struggle is already enough for me

[bright isle]

confused the keeper

[rapid violet]

VALVERDE BETTER THAN MBAPPE (JOKE)

[grave glen]

if mbappe doesn't score today

its over

[slender olive]

Imagine Mbappe becomes another hazard

[crisp stirrup]

0 service for mbappe

[bright isle]

rudiger passed to a ghost

[crisp stirrup]

007 incoming

[bright isle]

💀

[earnest igloo]

Mbappe still ghosted anyway

F

[dapper dagger]

what is this JUJU man

tiring

[grave glen]

Yh

[thick saddle]

Rodrygo really ain’t joking

[solid heath]

mbappe already scored

[crisp stirrup]

talkin abt la liga.

[grave glen]

not in la liga

[earnest igloo]

Bro definitely remember ligue 1

[slender olive]

Hi sucka

[solid heath]

alr

[grave glen]

and this is relegation teams

[thick saddle]

Hola

[grave glen]

like its not even a midtable side

[slender olive]

Hru

[grave glen]

Was that a deflected goal

[crisp stirrup]

are strikers just useless now

because there is no service

[thick saddle]

Buddy this is la liga

[crisp stirrup]

for mbappe

its sad

[grave glen]

more excuses

[slender olive]

we don’t care about watching small clubs like Madrid 🔥🔥

[dapper dagger]

another win with 0.5xg inc 💔💔💔

[grave glen]

he is playing in the best team in the world

[grave glen]

We expected that tbf

if he can't score goals its his fault and his fault alone

[dapper dagger]

i guess

[slender olive]

mpaypal score today or retire

[shell hedge]

He needs to press

the problem is he expects service, you don't expect service in this Real Madrid team

[grave glen]

he thinks its still ligue 1 mcdonalds

[shell hedge]

You go for it yourself

[wise moss]

camavinga is one of our most importnat players along with fede we really need him

[grave glen]

U really thought they were gonna lose points despite how disgusting the performance has been? Madrid duju is neverending

[wise moss]

OOOO MBAPPE

[grave glen]

he didn't score

[wise moss]

yea but good run shouldve gone a bit more front

[dapper dagger]

nah i bet on madrid win but this goal killed my excitement man what are the chances uno

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1827742459943608456

[solid heath]

wow militao

[bright isle]

oh god

militao

[solid heath]

bro said mbappe cant dribble but i can

[bright isle]

what i noticed is that valladolid players have 0 awareness

they just clear the ball once they get it

[grave glen]

the fact that is true

and rma is still struggling

thats insane

[atomic wolf]

Militao turning into prime messi for 5 seconds 😭

[grave glen]

how trash is this team

[solid heath]

wild

the season just started blud

[grave glen]

this is a la liga 2 team

you do realize that?

[solid heath]

its la liga 1 team now

[grave glen]

you should be calling for carlo to get sacked

this is a joke

[grave glen]

look at your team

[atomic wolf]

1/10 ragebait

[bright isle]

my prediction

2-1 rma

[solid heath]

ok

[bright isle]

or 1-1

[grave glen]

this is facts

[bright isle]

what typa shot

did valladolid even do

they just skyed it

[surreal finch]

They just got promoted

Ronaldo needs his check

[west kernel]

where are all the haters saying madrid would lose or draw???

[grave glen]

if barca plays this team they would be winning 5-0

[west kernel]

sure corkus

[surreal finch]

Ronaldo is match fixing

[grave glen]

this is a trash team

my sunday league team probably beats this team

you have a super team

[slender olive]

I wish

[grave glen]

this should be 4-0 by now

[bright isle]

they have money for the players

and chemestry

its like a machine

[grave glen]

you were destroying a very good athletic club side

[slender olive]

Fuckin relax it’s Madrid’s first games of the season with an entirely new system

[grave glen]

Talking like that on a newly promoted side, owari side

rma is struggling vs relegation teams

Corkus reminds me of someone....

I need mbappe to score

[slender olive]

Barca also struggles with relegation level teams sometimes

It’s nothing new

[earnest igloo]

Mbappe is gonna remember the farmer league ngl

[bright isle]

i have a feeling that valladolid is gonna score

if it is not 2-0

[grave glen]

This Mbappe stinker is unreal

[grave glen]

the thing is rma don't play like barca

[grave glen]

They won't

They'll just keep defending

[bright isle]

and if valladolid loses

[grave glen]

possession based sides like barca are always good

[bright isle]

they will win next time

trust

[earnest igloo]

Mbappe is certainly not suitable for CF

[grave glen]

possession sides are always better in the league

[slender olive]

bro didn’t watch Xavi ball

[grave glen]

rma thrives in cup competitions

barca is better in the league

[slender olive]

Not the cdr

[grave glen]

yeah champions league

[bright isle]

oh

wasted oppertunity

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827741512479674627

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🇺🇾 Fede Valverde with his second goal of the season, currently Real Madrid player with most goals in first three games.

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 4:15 PM

[weary depot]

not hard when you park the bus and counter attack

[grave glen]

This tells the whole story

[grave glen]

exactly

[grave glen]

thats why real madrid is the best team in the champions league

[weary depot]

small club playstyle

[bright isle]

shot on target

gk save

wow

[grave glen]

but they have the most champions leagues

[bright isle]

not an impressive save

[dapper dagger]

Guler unreal performance in the second half fairs

[weary depot]

15 men vs 11

[bright isle]

we are seeing modric now

[lavish token]

mbappe isnt asking for the ball much imo

[bright isle]

trivela assist mbappe?

[lavish token]

he doesnt press and expects the pass from others

arda guler performance is insane tho ngl

[weary depot]

a man with ego

[lavish token]

that isnt gonna work in RM

in PSG it works because its in ligue 1

but this is la liga

[weary depot]

Madrid so far performed in 2/6 halfs they played in this season

[lavish token]

yup

i feel like madrid aint playing like they used to

[rapid violet]

Mbappe Will Flop ?

[weary depot]

wonder why

[lavish token]

imo hes under pressure because rm expects alot from him?

but i mean

idk so..

[visual hedge]

They are playing with two RW

[lavish token]

aint no way RM stadium is typing 😭😭

[weary depot]

?

[lavish token]

wym

[weary depot]

they're playing with 3 LWs

[visual hedge]

Weren't they playing with Mbappe and Vinicius on one side?

[lavish token]

yuh

[visual hedge]

My bad, is LW

[lavish token]

Mbappe and Vinicius are fighting over the left ngl

But those tackles from valverde in the first half was clean

[shell hedge]

Rodrygo was taken off

[lavish token]

replaved by brahim 😭

[shell hedge]

Diaz isn't a LW

[lavish token]

brahim supersub?!?

[visual hedge]

Brahim is also a LW?

[bright isle]

real madrid like going on the wings

i see

[weary depot]

I mean as a starter

[bright isle]

hydration break

[weary depot]

their entire team are wingers mate

[bright isle]

o

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C_GVyzvSSkC/?igsh=YnFqM3pqeDJwcWRo

madristagram._

TONI KROOS is again trending on the Twitter while Real Madrid is playing.... It is now for the THIRD CONSECUTIVE MATCHDAY....

Likes

345

Instagram

[bright isle]

yeah

[bright isle]

thats why they are not scoring much

they need to go somewhat central

sometimes

[lavish token]

fr lol

[visual hedge]

What a mess

[bright isle]

vini going on the oppisite wing

[final bloom]

val bailes

[bright isle]

wait nvm

[final bloom]

out rm

[bright isle]

nvm

[lavish token]

madrid should have already been leading in the first half

[final bloom]

nope

[lavish token]

but they aint performing well the past few matches

[bright isle]

valverde role is half winger

[final bloom]

they playing quite bad

[lavish token]

fr

[bright isle]

providing support to wingers

[weary depot]

Valverde is in midfield

he's the 8

[bright isle]

yes

i

ik

[lavish token]

how long injury time yall guessin rn

[bright isle]

its just that valverde is like

supporting wingers

[weary depot]

4 minutes it's Madrid

[bright isle]

like being an half winger in midfield

[solid heath]

close mbappe

[lavish token]

😭

[bright isle]

OHHHHH

[grave glen]

[bright isle]

a chance

[visual hedge]

What a miss

[weary depot]

Valladolid pls do something

[rapid geyser]

Maybe Mbappé is finshed

[bright isle]

straight at the goalkeeper

maybe shoudve scored there

[gilded wasp]

[bright isle]

o

o

[lavish token]

he doesnt fit into RM imo

why didnbro stop

[bright isle]

valladolid top player

monchu

is no more

i think its why they are playing bad

he went to some greek team

i have no idea how i know valladolid players

probably cuz i managed them in manager career in fc 24

[rapid geyser]

Holy shit he is finished

[gilded wasp]

[rapid geyser]

Legit can only run

[bright isle]

BRo

WHAT KINDA

SHOT WAS THAT MBAPPE

[rapid geyser]

The fuck is he even doing

[gilded wasp]

bro lost it

[rapid geyser]

He's subbed off for Endrick, a bigger flop

[gilded wasp]

Endrick owns him

[bright isle]

endrick will score

[dreamy olive]

Endrick > MBAPPE

[dull verge]

Booby Charlton

[dull verge]

Run

[dreamy olive]

Endrick > Mfraude

[dull verge]

😂😂

[lavish token]

LOL FR

WHAT WAS THAT SHOT BREROO

[shell hedge]

Doesn't even do that right

[bright isle]

subway mcfrappe

[dull verge]

Mbappe is doing good finishing he will finish real madrid soon

[solid heath]

BRAHIM DIAZZ

[bright isle]

sibid mbappe

[solid heath]

2-0

[bright isle]

OH

god

[dull verge]

Diaz 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[lavish token]

LOLL

😭

[visual hedge]

What a goal from Brahim

[grave glen]

mbappe still didn't score

[rapid geyser]

Mbappé leaves and Madrid score

[lavish token]

FR

[gilded wasp]

Sub out MBappe score, please

[grave glen]

mbappe needs to learn arabic

[dull verge]

What a chip by Brahim

[dreamy olive]

Hello fellow Minji bias.

Why is there so many Kpop people here.

Endrick > Mfraude

[lavish token]

why not

[bright isle]

subway mcfrappe skibidii mbappe

[shut belfry]

I’ve enjoyed that tasty struggle

[lavish token]

LOL EVEN BETTER

[shut belfry]

😭

[dull verge]

Mbappe is not cooking

[bright isle]

what typa shot was that valladolid

probably it bonced a bit

[grave glen]

mbappe retire immediately

[bright isle]

thats why

[dull verge]

He is 25 💀

[grave glen]

the fact people think this fraud is generational is why football is finished

[bright isle]

mbappe gonna be manager of ucd dublin

lol

[grave glen]

how low is the standards in football now

[brave jungle]

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[dull verge]

Na but mbappe in wc is a different breed

[grave glen]

real madrid is better without mbappe

[dull verge]

What happened to beligham anyone know ???

[lavish token]

injury

just go search bellingham injury

he got injured during training

[dull verge]

In training bruhh

[lavish token]

fr

[dull verge]

What was he training

Prime Sergio Ramos shit

[lavish token]

endrickwanted to leave rm and now ancelotti let him play

LOL

[dull verge]

Still last 5 minute ain't much innit

[lavish token]

fr

unless theyre able to do what mbappe did in wc 2 minutes 2 goals

quite near impossible

[dull verge]

Mbappe used all his aura in wc nothing left now

[lavish token]

LOL FRRRR

[dull verge]

Bro thinks he is prime Ronaldo

[lavish token]

we need kroos back 😔

[bright isle]

kroos retired too early

[dull verge]

As a barca ban Kroos was cooking

[lavish token]

yep

[west kernel]

nobody thinks they are prime ronaldo stop hating

[bright isle]

shoudve retired in his 40s

[west kernel]

bro thats his second game

lmao

give him yime

[lavish token]

some fans leaving earky to avoid the crowd is crazy 😭

[rapid geyser]

The fuck Endrick scored

[real crag]

3-0

[lavish token]

wtf

[rapid geyser]

The fuck is this

[solid heath]

YESS ENDRCIKK

3-0

[rapid geyser]

3-0 Endrick

[bright isle]

OH

[dull verge]

Endrickkkk booby

[bright isle]

OH GOD

[dull verge]

Charlton

[gilded wasp]

ENDRICK > MBAPPE

[rapid geyser]

And a what a goal too

[lavish token]

LOL

[dull verge]

💀💀

[weak coyote]

ENDRICK

[bright isle]

I KNEW IT

[lavish token]

BLUD GUESSED IT?

[real crag]

And now sala

[weak coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/endrick-endrick-real-madrid-endrick-palmeiras-palmeiras-brasileiro-gif-6389260472824165608

[bright isle]

ENDRICK WILL SCORE

[dull verge]

Endrick is on

[bright isle]

I KNEW IT

[grave glen]

ENDRICK

VAMOOOOOO

[bright isle]

I KNEW IT

[lavish token]

aint no way bruhhh

LOLL

endrick def stayinf at rm now

[haughty crag]

WHAT A GOALL

[dull verge]

Mbapee gone endrick score in only 10 minutee

[haughty crag]

VAMAMOOOSSS

[grave glen]

Should’ve been saved dookie gk

[lavish token]

2 goals with reserves???

[haughty crag]

that gk saved so many times

[lavish token]

fellow arsenal fan W

[haughty crag]

wym dookie gk

[low delta]

Mbappe needs to be benched for endrick

[grave glen]

He got beat at his own post lmao

[haughty crag]

one mistake

doesn't mean anything

[grave glen]

Dookie

[haughty crag]

hes had a great game

[grave glen]

Butt

Bad

[haughty crag]

valencia fan talking

[dull verge]

Yaa reserve better than starter maybee ?? Or just the other team tired or tryna score

[left mango]

nice endrick

[crisp stirrup]

nah mbappe is ass

how the fuck did endrick score

[low delta]

Endrick scores in his debut!!!

[low delta]

He’s insane

Just check it

[lavish token]

ngl RM has better reserves/subs than the other team

[dreamy olive]

I am the biggest Mbappe hater.

[lavish token]

prob get em tired then sub in

[dull verge]

He chanted Bobby Charlton 100 time before playing today 💀

[lavish token]

ong bruh hes playing so bad these past matches

[gilded wasp]

Real should drop Mbappe and use his bloody 7 figure salary to get a better midfielder

[dull verge]

They do endrick Modric etc

[lavish token]

yeah

[grave glen]

It’s match week 2 what?

[dull verge]

Endrick pr gonna go balls now

[lavish token]

the past match + atalanta

[grave glen]

mbappe makes real madrid worse

[lavish token]

even tho he scored a goal hes ghosting most of the time

[dreamy olive]

Bobby Charlton esque shot

[grave glen]

No one cares about friendlies

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827753132656361738

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🇧🇷 Endrick scores his first goal ever as Real Madrid player!

Twitter · Aug 25, 2024, 5:01 PM

[gilded wasp]

We all know Mbappe was just a power trip kind of signing

[dreamy olive]

Endrick owns him.

[lilac elk]

Guys let mbappe adjust 🙏🙏

[grave glen]

True

[dull verge]

Too many cooks ___ the soup

[dreamy olive]

Mfraude

[lavish token]

2 more weeks

[grave glen]

endrick was playing in brazil

these excuses are jokes

[lavish token]

if he doesnt adjust in ngl he just doesnt fit in rm

[grizzled patio]

endrick got his goal im happy

[dull verge]

Mbappe has some chances today but he folded

[shell hedge]

Interviewer: starter or rotational player?
Endrick: debut goal

[grizzled patio]

haaland isnt in farmers league anymore

i mean mbappe

ffs

[dull verge]

Endrick being endrick