la-liga

[atomic sage]

yeah, hes one of the best players on the pitch

[grave glen]

wtf was that

[grave glen]

3 keypasses 6/6 long balls fairs

[fringe dagger]

I feel like atheltic bilbao will score another goal

[solid heath]

whos cooking?

[grave glen]

No one

The refs

[solid heath]

oh

ok

[fervent marsh]

facepalm

[atomic sage]

balde is back to his best

[grave glen]

Goal here

[shell hedge]

*club

[grave glen]

Calling it

[atomic sage]

raphina is kante with flair no one can convince me otherwise

[shell hedge]

Yeah, I expect Barcelona to win

[grave glen]

was that offside

[shell hedge]

It's why I was surprised to come on and see a level scoreline

[lunar ridge]

need a fermin goal to lead the fantasy league table

[atomic sage]

i only joined in the second half

[grave glen]

Barca should be winning

[fervent marsh]

Thanks to the ref and that Bilbao Oscar's award-winning acting

[grave glen]

had they not employ a bum up front

[atomic sage]

how did we play in the 1st half?

[grave glen]

Less defensive but I kinda agree

[fervent marsh]

OOF

[atomic sage]

flick is getting me excited

[grave glen]

Kounde is making me angry

[hearty arrow]

Lewandisney come on

[grave glen]

Oh come on

[shell hedge]

Imagine if Nico scored the winning goal at the last kick of the match

the scenes it would make

[grave glen]

Nice interception raphinha

[thick saddle]

what 😭

[grave glen]

we will be there

[grave glen]

Imagine if Turd stegan scored

[grave glen]

R u watching

GOOOOOOL

LEWA

[solid heath]

goall

[atomic sage]

GOALL

[solid heath]

lewandowski

[fervent marsh]

VAMOOOOSSSSS

[grave glen]

no

[shell hedge]

[grave glen]

vammmooooossss

[shell hedge]

Athletic's defense disappeared

[thick saddle]

nope. I’m not home rn. I’ll rewatch tomorrow :/

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-dancing-gif-27478807

[thick saddle]

VAMOS BARCAAAAA

[atomic sage]

what a finish tho

[grave glen]

Lewa looks like he smokes a pack of cigs a day

[shell hedge]

Keeper's not to blame

the defenders should've cleared it

[fringe dagger]

Goalll

I still think bilbao will score

[shell hedge]

*Athletic Club

[grave glen]

Fake fan

I have a cool lewa edit I want to post how do I get pic perms

[fervent marsh]

Kinda ironic for the "Athletic" for someone who has Skeleton legs

[grave glen]

Adu Ares, do something for me 🤲🏿

[quiet stirrup]

LEWANDOWSKI my goat

[past vale]

Lewandowski

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow Mala suerte en (o de?) cualquier caso 🗣️

[past vale]

The goat

Never doubt him

[grave glen]

We need a welfare check on Daniel

[grave glen]

All imma say…match ain’t over

Hate watching hoping my hate gets through 🤲🏿

[thick saddle]

Bro said being on discord during the match brings bad luck

[thick saddle]

😡

[grave glen]

Mala suerte en caca

[thick saddle]

guys my bus ain’t coming

What do I doooo

[fervent marsh]

Wait faster

[grave glen]

What you want us to do

[thick saddle]

Idk

think

[grave glen]

Start a new life

[grave glen]

Buses in spain and delays, you can’t name a better duo

[grave glen]

Spains public transport is shitty interesting

[fervent marsh]

Naw

[thick saddle]

I thought Germany was bad

[fervent marsh]

I think my city transport is shitty

[grave glen]

Nah it ain’t even that bad per say, but just hella delays sometimes

[fervent marsh]

cough cough LA

[grave glen]

Hmm ok

[grave glen]

[atomic sage]

same, i had to missed 2 trains and ran to my 3rd one cause the board showed the wrong platform 😭

im not in la

[grave glen]

Don’t wanna talk about Floridas transport it’s almost non existent

Ngl US public transport is on another level of bad

[atomic sage]

and there was no platform number and i went on the wrong train 😭

[fervent marsh]

Also how tf do I get rid of this ☹️👎

[atomic sage]

mumbai makes me rage sometimes

[fervent marsh]

Are they really trying to make me guilty

[atomic sage]

you broke server rules, you have to feel guilty 😡

[grave glen]

Fr have to have a car or ur cooked

Couldn’t be me

[fervent marsh]

Bruh.

This bot is rigged

IM NOT A CRIMINAL 🗣🔥💯

[grave glen]

Tell it to the judge

[grave glen]

Ok Donald Trump

[fervent marsh]

I'm not mr. Orange with blonde hair

[grave glen]

Uh huh

[tired ridge]

Idk

[fervent marsh]

And a shot ear

[grave glen]

Trump is innocent

[fervent marsh]

COMMON

[lunar ridge]

need a fermin winner

[fervent marsh]

Pen!?

[shell hedge]

No

They were both going for the ball

[fervent marsh]

I strong shoulder to the face

Ouch

[grave glen]

On my way to tell him personally

[fervent marsh]

I really hope we win all the domestic cups

LaLiga, CDR and Supercopa

The UCL is gonna be worth a try

[grave glen]

[fervent marsh]

But I still think we won't make it far ;w;

[fringe dagger]

Who u guys think will win el classico

[grave glen]

Barca

[shell hedge]

+5

[fervent marsh]

Al Nassar

[grave glen]

Draw

I like how were playing if vadrid keeps looking disconnected we will win

[shell hedge]

Yamal's drinking Prime

[grave glen]

My level of respect for him just dropped Hugo duro would never support the Paul’s

[shell hedge]

What about KSI?

[grave glen]

He fell off

Years ago

[atomic sage]

the pauls also recorded a guy who fell off years ago

[grave glen]

They never recorded me?

[atomic sage]

or was it only logan?

[grave glen]

What

[atomic sage]

nah, im talking about the suicide

[thick saddle]

thanks, Kelz 🙏

[atomic sage]

it was supposed to be a joke

[grave glen]

Oh that was Logan

[thick saddle]

I thought you were against Barca?

[grave glen]

Not Jake but Jake is a steroid

[grave glen]

Messi is my goat

[bronze adder]

VISCA BARÇAAAA

[thick saddle]

Bro changed his opinion real quick

[grave glen]

What

[thick saddle]

EL BARCA* FFS

[fervent marsh]

Nice microphone shot

[bronze adder]

Oops

[thick saddle]

Do you hate barca or not

[lucid anvil]

never disrespect lewangoalski again

[bronze adder]

Too much time on the internet

[thick saddle]

dw dw all good. Sorry 😭

[grave glen]

I don’t hate any club

[thick saddle]

mhm

[shell hedge]

Fight breakout

[low delta]

Primes probably not allowed in his diet, it’s water in a prime designed bottle probably

[fervent marsh]

EY

[grave glen]

FIGHT

PUNCH HIM

GRAB HIM!!!!

[fervent marsh]

FT

Barca gets the W

[shell hedge]

FT

[grave glen]

Grab his dick

[fervent marsh]

(Thank god)

[lucid anvil]

delete this right now

[low delta]

Weirdo

[cloud sparrow]

Not hard to win when your playing with 12

[thick saddle]

damnnnnnn

[lucid anvil]

we got robbed

[quiet stirrup]

💀

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow what happened? Didn’t watch

[quiet stirrup]

Bro got a penalty and still mad

[grave glen]

Not in a gay way wth

[low delta]

We’re in with you this time danielplaysthis

[cloud sparrow]

The referee let barça off with so many fouls
Nearly didn't give the pen if not for var

[shell hedge]

*Celta Vigo

[quiet stirrup]

That’s what var is for

[cloud sparrow]

Barça got away with so many hard fouls

[kindred stag]

good to see ander herrera still has the psg genes

[cloud sparrow]

And the referee even intercepted a pass from jauregizar

[low delta]

Futmob is not trustable bro

[grave glen]

[low delta]

😭😭😭

[lament swallow]

nico should've played today

[kindred stag]

🤡

[lucid anvil]

Penalty on Lewandowski not given btw

[quiet stirrup]

That wasn’t a pen tbf

[bronze adder]

FT

[low delta]

Do you watch football

Lmaoo

[cloud sparrow]

Bc it was clean shoulder to shoulder??

[grave glen]

Lamine showed u levels boy

[final bloom]

why didnt nico play

[quiet stirrup]

He played the full game 😭

[low delta]

No it was after the first foul of sacet too

[bronze adder]

Cry harder you got a pen

[cloud sparrow]

Are you dumb? He made so many big chances and you claim he got pocketed

[kindred stag]

ye was wierd i didnt see him today

[bronze adder]

An undeserved pen

[low delta]

What the hell does he mean “foul was not given to lewandoski”

[final bloom]

raphina is great we dont need nico

[low delta]

That’s mad

[fervent marsh]

You just got lucky that Mr. Skeleton acting was so impressive that ref had to check VAR

[cloud sparrow]

Do you watch football

[final bloom]

rage bait

[cloud sparrow]

He got his ankle folded????

[lament swallow]

he did get pocketed don't be delusional

[quiet stirrup]

The refereeing was fine 😭

Stay mad yall

[final bloom]

in koundes pocket

[final bloom]

????

[low delta]

Don’t argue with them

[cloud sparrow]

The chances he made at the start,

[fervent marsh]

Yeah cuz his legs were sticks

[quiet stirrup]

Brother the pen was fair

[cloud sparrow]

Aight

[final bloom]

that was a lil touch

[bronze adder]

We dominated the entire game, all fouls got carded, just admit we were much better

[real hull]

KOUNDE 🔥🔥😤

[ivory meteor]

Nico Williams on clamps 🤣

[final bloom]

in the end the better team won

[lament swallow]

his only highlight was a cross right after lamine's goal that's it

[fervent marsh]

Cubarsi's ass broke the Bilbao's player ankle 😭

[grave glen]

Nico got pocketed 😔

[cloud sparrow]

The dribble where he went between kounde and lamine?

[low delta]

😭2days ago Barca were begging Nico to join Barca

[grave glen]

Someone check on Vivian

[solid heath]

were'nt barcelona fans glazing nico williams

[cloud sparrow]

Yea they're all begs what do you want

[lament swallow]

nothing happened there blud

[solid heath]

1 week ago?

[final bloom]

koune blocked his shot

[solid heath]

now they hate him asf

[lament swallow]

that cross was the only threat he created

[solid heath]

if u ask me

[low delta]

Wdym

[final bloom]

lmao no

[solid heath]

its wild icl

[solid heath]

yea sure

[cloud sparrow]

The lamine yamal goal was also deflected js to say

[surreal finch]

Goal

[grave glen]

Goal

[final bloom]

why would we glaze a player of our rival team

[low delta]

Why was it given to him

[surreal finch]

Good performance

[low delta]

lol

[cloud sparrow]

Even lamine said nico was a threat to the press

[surreal finch]

2-1

3 points

[lucid anvil]

(6.3)

[grave glen]

Where is Julian

[cloud sparrow]

Bc the la liga officials are big team bias

[solid heath]

alright buddy

ok

[grave glen]

I need my news

[quiet stirrup]

Goals a goal

[real hull]

And still ghosted

[shell hedge]

Your backline should've done a better job marking Lewandowski

the second goal was deserved

[final bloom]

barca was so good

[cloud sparrow]

Yea idk why we left him

[quiet stirrup]

It was on target anyway so you can’t really call it an own goal

[cloud sparrow]

Yea prados was sleeping I was screaming at the tv

[quiet stirrup]

It was a little deflection

[lament swallow]

lewa missed 2 chances before that goal, athletic's defence was shambles

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/timbersshivered-yikers-gif-23072365

[grave glen]

Athletic need a proper right back

[low delta]

Yeah the deflection helped the goal tbh

[distant stream]

lewa could’ve had 2 more goals, the athletic defense let him go every time

[final bloom]

barca were to good

[tired ridge]

was it going in without the deflection

[low delta]

It was straight to the keeper

[final bloom]

we won as always

[cloud sparrow]

We do, they js didn't play

[bronze adder]

Koundé is the BEST RB in the WORLD, PROVE ME WRONG

[grave glen]

Who?

[cloud sparrow]

Padilla would had it

[quiet stirrup]

Yeah it was probably gonna get saved but it was a good strike nonetheless, it would be unfair to yamal to not give it to him

[grave glen]

Ohh yeah gorosabel?

[final bloom]

kounde what a player

[surreal finch]

Goalkeeper was late to react

[cloud sparrow]

Gorosabel and de marcos

[low delta]

Carvajal is better at 40 than Kounde rn

[tired ridge]

Was it going the direction of the net

[surreal finch]

Even the initial Yamal shot

[tired ridge]

In there

[cloud sparrow]

Lekue thinks he's playing for barça swear down

[cloud sparrow]

Ever heard of a goalkeeper

[lucid anvil]

We need a Lewy+Pau Victor striker duo

We would cook so hard

[bronze adder]

Like if you won in opening day

[tired ridge]

Bro doesn’t understand how if it’s not a og or is

[surreal finch]

Raphinha+ Yamal in good form

[low delta]

Fair enough

[lucid anvil]

Pau Victor is better than Mbappe

[dense vigil]

I’m telling you all Lewandowski Is entering his second prime

[tranquil light]

Rest bro

[dense vigil]

I knew it before the season started

[tranquil light]

Its called a purple patch

[surreal finch]

Flick getting that last juice from Lewa

[final bloom]

ferran was decent to

[dense vigil]

Could be because of flick but still

[surreal finch]

Missed a few chances but he’s scored 3 now.

[lucid anvil]

Lewandowski needs people like Muller to feed him or he can't score

[surreal finch]

Fermin and Olmo can help with that

[distant stream]

Lewa could’ve had a hat trick had he been more precise

[tranquil light]

They have playmakers

[distant stream]

The header and the volley that sadly went to padilla

[lament swallow]

carvajal would break his hips defending nico

[lucid anvil]

that's why he needs Pau Victor to carry him

[surreal finch]

Raphinha is a bit to direct, Pedri could play better balls to Lewa

[quiet stirrup]

💀

[low delta]

🤣🤣

[dense vigil]

Bro what😭

[quiet stirrup]

Bro lives in 2015

[tranquil light]

LOLLL

[quiet stirrup]

😭

[tranquil light]

Guys hes in 2015

[shell hedge]

Are you ready for tomorrow?

[low delta]

Head to Barcelona discord server with your shit takes

[low delta]

Yes

[shell hedge]

Good

[quiet stirrup]

I’ll be ready to hate watch

[shell hedge]

Because that's what you're going to see

[low delta]

Btw I don’t think we’re consequentially winning the league every again

[grave glen]

Rage bait

[low delta]

Thoughts?

[versed shell]

Athletic got cooked ?

[shell hedge]

Matchday 2

[quiet stirrup]

Yep

[lucid anvil]

Mbappe couldn't score against Mallorca buddy

[kindred stag]

hard

[low delta]

Yeah but how we gonna score against another low block team

We don’t have Bellingham this time

[dense vigil]

Bro we have to wait another match day

Or another day maybe

[kindred stag]

guler is better

[low delta]

He did the dirty work when needed and won the ball at all costs while play making for these other players

[quiet stirrup]

You need Modric to pull a full 90 miniyes

[low delta]

He’ll play 60mins

[shell hedge]

And he doesn't play against Valladolid until tomorrow

[low delta]

Rest arda guler

[dense vigil]

Does Endrick even get playing time for Madrid btw?

He’s always been on the bench

[low delta]

What do you think will we do against another low block team like Valladolid?

[shell hedge]

We played one match of La Liga

[quiet stirrup]

Hasn’t he been there for like 1 game

[lucid anvil]

How

[quiet stirrup]

We’re not registering olmo

[surreal finch]

Guler is a good playmaker

[dense vigil]

Even in the friendlies tho

[quiet stirrup]

We have a chance we need to stay really consistent though

[low delta]

Am Happy it’s in my comfort time tomorrow lol

[quiet stirrup]

We need to otherwise we won’t get him until January

[dense vigil]

If he really was good he would have started or at least played for some time but let’s see tomorrow

[dense vigil]

What’s your Timezone?

[final bloom]

rm fan

[quiet stirrup]

Honestly I can see it happening if he keeps playing full 90 minutes

[quiet stirrup]

10am for me 😭

[low delta]

Ist

[low delta]

It’s usually 12:30/1am for me at night

Lmao

[dense vigil]

Yeah I knew had India time

[fervent marsh]

Wrong clipboard

[glad plover]

Beardless pedri is goated

[fervent marsh]

This whole scene was wild 😭

[weary depot]

Pedri vs Athletic Club:

90 minutes
65 touches
46/53 passes
5 chances created
1 big chance created
6 passes into final third
2/3 dribbles
2/2 long balls
1/2 tackles won
6 recoveries
1 Interception
4/7 duels won
0 fouls

and made the last pass to both of our goals.

Pedri Potter 🎩🪄

[low delta]

https://x.com/madridxtra/status/1827423996813463970?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

❗️Expected Real Madrid XI. @diarioas

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 7:13 PM

Apparently

[low delta]

Shits just on paper

[weary depot]

I was told he was mid

[dapper dagger]

they created 0.28 xG

[dapper dagger]

unreal cameo

raphinha pedri yamal were the best today

[glad plover]

This why Bellingham can never be as good as pedri

[dapper dagger]

everyone Bar ferran was good imo

ferran was not as shit as he was aganist valencia but he wasn't good either

[shell hedge]

Everyone's too even, put the midfielders and forwards on the left, put Carvajal in the center, and put Courtois on RB

[dapper dagger]

0.78xg is the penatly

[foggy cape]

He’s awful Blud

[dapper dagger]

icl he was good even tho he missed 3 sitters

[glad plover]

Ferran needs to go

[dapper dagger]

i like this version of lewa i have been saying this for months

[low delta]

😭just realised that’s diarios

[dapper dagger]

he has been good in 2024

[low delta]

But yeah it’s similar

[shell hedge]

That's a foul

[lucid anvil]

yes but he scored and Pau Victor will soon carry him

[shell hedge]

It's going to be the lineup

[foggy cape]

Scoring doesn’t mean he’s had a good game

[shell hedge]

I was taking the piss out of Ancelotti

[low delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cellotape-scotch-tom-and-jerry-falling-asleep-gif-14590571

Gn imma sleep

[grave glen]

Flop

[shell hedge]

It's 3:21 in the early evening

[low delta]

It’s 1am for me

Hahahaha

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/simunovic-šimunović-hrvatska-srbija-sulejmani-gif-22218637

[low delta]

Avg la masia graduate

[weary depot]

keep Pedri in that role

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/ricflair-flop-walkingintoworklike-gif-6029303

[weary depot]

that's the best version we've seen of him

[low delta]

You needa sell Pedri at all costs

He’s just too good

Someone will buy him

For 40m

And you can register olmo

Olmo clears pedri

[weary depot]

nice joke

[surreal finch]

Our midfield options are plentiful

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-dribble-goal-champions-messi-vs-all-real-madrid-players-messi-vs-rm-players-messi-rm-players-gif-19573297

[grave glen]

Idk what this means I’m American

[glad plover]

Bernal > tchouameni

[fervent marsh]

This kid from La Masia

[low delta]

How old are you

[final bloom]

joke

[cloud sparrow]

2 fouls in 1

[final bloom]

balde flop

lmao

[cloud sparrow]

nico then berenguer

both clattered

[fervent marsh]

Take two pens at the same time 😭

[final bloom]

yall can cry as much as you want

[cloud sparrow]

your pfp is a computer mouse idk why your talking

[grave glen]

Empty crowd

[cloud sparrow]

how am i crying>

?

[glad plover]

Balde clears nacho tbf

[cloud sparrow]

the referee was quite literally intercepting passes like

you joined yesterday?

idk why your speaking?

[grave glen]

Guys

[cloud sparrow]

also ydk how unfair the hierarchy of this server is

everyone gets warned all the time

[final bloom]

not you you are cool

[grave glen]

It’s the start of szn calm down

[glad plover]

Balde > alaba and fran

[cloud sparrow]

its how it finishes not how it starts

[craggy crypt]

He gets injured easily

[glad plover]

Barca will win laliga for sure

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/elevensports-forthefans-elevenproleague-fati-celebration-gif-18992012

[craggy crypt]

Ter Stegen injury and we r finished

[low delta]

You are lying

[fervent marsh]

Yamal injury and its over

[low delta]

I smell it

[fervent marsh]

2006

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/iniesta-gif-21560703

[fervent marsh]

How am I lying

I am 18

[low delta]

Ight bro

[fervent marsh]

I knew Barca since Ronaldinho

Partially because of my dad

[low delta]

You watched Barca since you were 4?

Fairs

[dapper dagger]

FACT

you see it

[weary depot]

Pedri reminded me of his 2022 self

[low delta]

Polar with his shit opinions back into it

[weary depot]

so good man

[solid heath]

nah bro thats actually so wild

[weary depot]

happiness back after seeing him have an injury filled season last season

[dapper dagger]

FIVE (5) points down do NOT talk to me amigo

[glad plover]

How??

[solid heath]

WDYM HO

who tf is bernal

[dapper dagger]

icl man Bernal might remain in the starting ΧΙ

that guy is insane

[low delta]

You’ll be 10 points down behind us by the end of the ssn

Dw

[dapper dagger]

maybe

[solid heath]

we still have match to play

tomorrow

[glad plover]

Tchouameni is road runner no technical ability

[solid heath]

wild bro

wheres bernal ucl fam

[glad plover]

And he let his country down

[solid heath]

wheres bros laliga

wheres bro supercup

[glad plover]

It’s his first season 😭😭

[weary depot]

we beat one of the top 4 best teams dominating them while you guys faked pictures to make it seem like a team that finished 15th last season used 12 players instead of 11

[fervent marsh]

Bro he didn't even start 😭

[dapper dagger]

una

[solid heath]

then dont let bro talk

[weary depot]

he just became 17

[glad plover]

I can smell it Madrid losing sum points tomorrow

[weary depot]

💀

[low delta]

“12 players instead of 11” grow up blud wild

You had more wrong decisions to your name compared to us last ssn

[weary depot]

you guys should grow up and accept that you drew and not fake pictures like these 😭

[glad plover]

Where’s mbappe ucl then ??

[dapper dagger]

we might have to do something about you

[low delta]

1 & 2 are fake

[low delta]

Who

[dapper dagger]

spreading blatant missinformation in laliga chat because most people here didn't watch both teams last season is nasty work

we need to neutralize you

[shell hedge]

Competing with the mighty Celta Vigo for first

[dapper dagger]

feckkkkkkk

[weary depot]

ur competing with Las Palmas for mid table

[low delta]

😭”missinformation”

Blud

[weary depot]

Raphinha got 8.6

[shell hedge]

I don't know why they did that when they could've just taken a screenshot of the match

[low delta]

Don’t mute me polar

😭

Ik you got the power

[cloud sparrow]

barca used 12 players today

[weary depot]

they added an extra player

[dapper dagger]

banter aside, last season you won at least 8 points from referee wrong decisions while we lost around that many try this with someone who didn't watch both clubs ye

[cloud sparrow]

no faith in ferran ➡️ faith in ferran

[weary depot]

nah I lost a bet

[glad plover]

I think we can all agree that raphinha > rodrygo

[cloud sparrow]

they won 3 today

[weary depot]

cuz he started

[shell hedge]

Not from Disney and friends missing over fifty chances at the beginning of the season?

[low delta]

I think we had like only. 3-4 blatant wrong decisions favoured to us last ssn and don’t talk like Barca didn’t have more than that

[dapper dagger]

blaming REF when you created 0.2xG against 3 17 year olds 😭😭😭

hold that daniel

[low delta]

😭like literally

[cloud sparrow]

referee intercepted passes today

if thats not 12 players idk what it is

[weary depot]

u lot got dominated

[real hull]

Bro u got a whole ass penalty u should not complain about the ref💀💀

[cloud sparrow]

half our team was sleeping

[dapper dagger]

barca last season was robbed of at least 10 points i have never seen this before in my life and i have been watching this league for over a decade

crazy innit

[cloud sparrow]

if it wasnt for var referee didnt care

[fervent marsh]

They used to tell me I look like Messi because of my long hair 😭😭😭

[dapper dagger]

intercepted side pass behind 11 players una

[shell hedge]

Yeah because the player fell on the Athletic player's ankle

[dapper dagger]

find shame

[weary depot]

who's to blame

[low delta]

Whatever you say missinformation receiver 😭

[shell hedge]

Could've easily gotten injured from that

[cloud sparrow]

literally tried to break his ankles

and they say that they got robbed?

[weary depot]

and you got the pen

[cloud sparrow]

yeah after 3 minutes

[shell hedge]

#la-liga message

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-soccer-tricks-broken-leg-gif-15270073

[digital arch]

inspired by their coach

[real hull]

Just take the L and move on

[low delta]

DNA of La Masia Graduates

[fervent marsh]

Naw this is how you break ankles

[weary depot]

still got the pen

[dapper dagger]

completely irrelevant lol, them scoring would only mask the robberies

[cloud sparrow]

watch barca lose one match and then everyone is gonna start again "oh barca this club we suck meh meh this meh that"

[glad plover]

Gill Manzano is one of greatest Real Madrid player of all time

[cloud sparrow]

either way its about how the season ends not how it starts

[dapper dagger]

Daniel TEARS today 💉

INJECTTT

[surreal finch]

We genuinely lost 9-15 points due to Xavi preparation. We would either concede instantly or concede right after we scored, deflated all momentum and hope. Preparation is what I’m most interested in

[cloud sparrow]

i wouldnt say im too worried about the loss

[shell hedge]

Course "it's irrelevant" doesn't fit the victim complex

[cloud sparrow]

but yk something has to change

we seemed kinda sloppy

[fervent marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kenny-miller-celtic-jozo-simunovic-rangers-old-firm-gif-27099045

[weary depot]

Nico got pocketed by Kounde

[cloud sparrow]

your pfp is messi kissing the world cup, you are max 5

[glad plover]

Nico is trash 🗑️

[cloud sparrow]

i mean nico did make some good chances especially at the start

[cloud sparrow]

barca fans hating bc they didnt get him warra shock

[low delta]

😭

[weary depot]

yh but couldn't get past Kounde

[fervent marsh]

Idk let's take a look at the replay

[low delta]

Ok

What team do you support?

[cloud sparrow]

thats a foul, a criminal charge, prison sentence

[shell hedge]

What part of it isn't a foul?

[cloud sparrow]

ask barca fans

[weary depot]

it's a pen

[surreal finch]

My fucking centre back

[cloud sparrow]

someone with a valid opinion

[shell hedge]

Made a whole GIF just to disprove her case

[cloud sparrow]

bc he actually isnt super "popular" like messi

[surreal finch]

Good win today

[cloud sparrow]

like brr

[low delta]

Bro do you think messi is gonna notice you

[glad plover]

Brah you got Noah lyes as pfp stfu

[weary depot]

silly one to concede tho

[surreal finch]

That doesn’t matter lol

[solid heath]

u got anime pfp stfu

[weary depot]

since Ter Stegen was covering him

[surreal finch]

Both of you still fans of a player

[low delta]

“stfu” 😭 bro did you just learn who is Noah lyles

[cloud sparrow]

you have an anime pfp that gives you LESS right to speak

[low delta]

You been saying that to me since evening today

[cloud sparrow]

messi specifically

[fervent marsh]

Oof

[low delta]

Mad

[fervent marsh]

NAAAAAAHHHHH

[glad plover]

Espanyol

[fervent marsh]

He can't recover from that 😭

[fervent marsh]

Aw naw

[weary depot]

I thought it was Vini at first ngl

[cloud sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[low delta]

Spanish team, Nico helped Spain win the euros

[surreal finch]

Inaki Williams ghosted 💀

[solid heath]

why bro saying bernal better than tchoumeni

[low delta]

“Nico is shit”

[cloud sparrow]

no we js kept giving him the ball when he shouldve been a player running onto it

[low delta]

Yeah more than Nico

[glad plover]

Your pfp literally is 🗑️

Lmaoo

[low delta]

He was literally marked all day

[surreal finch]

Well nico is the better player

[fervent marsh]

Didn't Barca sent Espanyol to the second division in the title winning season 😭😭😭

[low delta]

Why did inaki play st

I didn’t like it

[glad plover]

Cuz he is

[cloud sparrow]

they did indeed

[cloud sparrow]

idk

it was stupid

iñaki shoulda been on the wing as always

[low delta]

Ye

[surreal finch]

Valverde masterclass 🔥

[cloud sparrow]

txingurri is doing too much trying out instead of the old reliable

[low delta]

Avg valverde trying to do his experiments in big games

[cloud sparrow]

like can we get some consistency please

[low delta]

Fucking hell

😭

[cloud sparrow]

if guru was on we probably would've minimum drew

if gorosabel was on the 2nd goal wouldnt have been

txingurri selling dude

[weary depot]

and then they complained we were losing on purpose to make them 100% relegated

[cloud sparrow]

im highlighting where we went wrong?

[weary depot]

Pedri magic can't be stopped

[cloud sparrow]

he ran while everyone was sleeping even i wouldve done that 😭

[weary depot]

he cooked your team like 3 or 4 times now

[glad plover]

At least we ain’t a nazi club

[fervent marsh]

Wtf is a nazi

[cloud sparrow]

bro what

[glad plover]

Espanyol>> Real Madrid and Barcelona

[fervent marsh]

I'm joking dumbass

[fervent marsh]

Okay now you gone too far

[grave glen]

Yall are still arguing

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-haaland-kebp-gif-1312340346359761712

[weary depot]

Pedri: 1 league title
Espanyol: 0 league titles

Pedri is bigger than your club

a 21 yr old

[glad plover]

Never seen pedri play a full season

[grave glen]

Refuse to cop fc 25 unless I can be a fan and run onto the pitch

[weary depot]

damn you started watching football from 2022 forwards

[shell hedge]

is he actually an Espanyol fan?

[weary depot]

seems like it

[shell hedge]

Damn

[glad plover]

Y’all really think I’m Espanyol fan lmaooo

[weary depot]

https://twitter.com/BarcaUniversal/status/1827432212985229451?s=19 😭😭😭 @cloud sparrow

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

Ferran to Nico Williams when Athletic got a penalty: "You shoot it!"

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 7:46 PM

[glad plover]

Eiber 🔝

[cloud sparrow]

nico doesnt take pens

tho

its sancet, iñaki or guru

[shell hedge]

You do support Cowboy Bebop, so

[weary depot]

should've taken it imo

[glad plover]

Cowboy bebop??

[shell hedge]

That's where your pfp is from

[weary depot]

https://x.com/BarcaTimes/status/1827431618291614005 "avg La Masia graduate"

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes) on X

🚨🎙️| Ernesto Valverde: "We wanted to stop Barça to play from the back but it was almost impossible because Pau Cubarsi didn't miss a single pass." #fcblive

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 7:43 PM

[glad plover]

I don’t watch anime mate

[shell hedge]

Thankfully we had eyes

[weary depot]

1 pen conceded doesn't mean he did bad

[shell hedge]

"didn't miss a single pass"

[glad plover]

Cubarsi is better militao tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

[weary depot]

blud

[surreal finch]

Wow 93% that’s great

[gritty girder]

So what we learned today
Kounde owns Nico
Lamine > Nico
Barca twerked 2 months for a bum
Bilbao can’t even win rigged games

[weary depot]

Nico isn't a bum

Kounde is just so good

[glad plover]

Nico is 🗑️🗑️

[gritty girder]

I just love trolling you know but he ghosted pretty hard nonetheless

[shell hedge]

It's not hard

[gritty girder]

But Nico was trash today

[glad plover]

Raphinha is better than Nico

[gritty girder]

Anything else was pretty much rigged for Bilbao

[glad plover]

Hell no he can’t cross

[cloud sparrow]

athletic

[glad plover]

He is better at centre back

[gritty girder]

Idc Bilbao

[cloud sparrow]

yk london fc

[gritty girder]

Yeah London has relevant big clubs

[dapper dagger]

@low delta #observing

[glad plover]

He can’t even control the ball

[low delta]

We got eyes bro

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-laughing-smile-look-at-this-gif-15049124

[glad plover]

True

[shell hedge]

No their names are "London FC"

[gritty girder]

Who

[gritty girder]

Okay

[cloud sparrow]

london red fc london blue fc

yk yk

[gritty girder]

Riggedbao FC

[glad plover]

Trashletic club there you go

[gritty girder]

Oh yeah

Raphinha was great today

[shell hedge]

Not actually

[kindred stag]

title race this season is gonna be fun

[grave glen]

Title race belongs to Valencia

[glad plover]

Nico Williams vs Barca:

90 Minutes
0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots on Goal
0/5 Crosses
19 Possessions Lost

FINALLY GOT TO LIVE HIS DREAM AND PLAY FOR BARCA 🥹🥹🥹

[gritty girder]

I thought he had one shot? Or wasn’t it on the goal?

[glad plover]

Off target

[drowsy crest]

Imagine losing possesion in a professional match. Could never be me. (Zubimendi hatewatch round 2)

(This is satire btw)

[glad plover]

Zubimendi is beyond trash tbh we almost signed this bum

[kindred stag]

sociedad are not having a good time

[kindred stag]

sour cream

[grave glen]

OLAY OLAY

[glad plover]

Bernal is way better than Zubimendi

[low delta]

He wouldn’t even step a foot on “espanyol”

[low delta]

You support Barcelona or Espanyol

[drowsy crest]

Imagine missing a pass in a professional league game couldn't be me

Zubimendi= finished

[glad plover]

You really think I support Espanyol??? Lmaooo

[drowsy crest]

He missed another one😈😈

[grave glen]

фу что это зенит лучше

[shell hedge]

Yes.

[shell hedge]

Английский или испанский здесь

[grave glen]

ладно простите буду с переводчиком

[shell hedge]

@late kernel is there a channel for Zenit's league or is it #football-chat ?

[drowsy crest]

#other-european-leagues

I think

[foggy cape]

Sociedad to win it

[drowsy crest]

I hope not I am zubi hate watching rn

[foggy cape]

Ye this one for Russian league

[low delta]

Then do you think faking your team makes you look better

[shell hedge]

Are people able to speak Russian there?

[glad plover]

возможно, ты просто тупой, чем

[foggy cape]

Zubi performs shit sociedad win

[low delta]

Absolute buffoon

Just made some acc for trolling

[foggy cape]

No English only

[drowsy crest]

But I can't call him finished then😭😭😭

[low delta]

Uh I don’t think any other language is allowed other than English and Spanish here

[foggy cape]

We do not have a mod who speaks Russian 😐

[low delta]

Russia doesn’t have discord now pretty sure

[shell hedge]

@grave glen #other-european-leagues для Зенита, но только на английском языке

[glad plover]

Brah yall really a Espanyol fan exist outside of the Spain lmaooo

[shell hedge]

I asked because a Zenit local just joined and started talking here

[low delta]

Buffoon

[late kernel]

Could've been Pick

[drowsy crest]

האם יכולים לדבר עברית?

Jk

[glad plover]

Your pfp ??

[drowsy crest]

Pls don't mute

🙏

[grave glen]

English or Spanish?

Messi se echó un gran pedo en las instalaciones del Barça y nadie ha roto su récord

[drowsy crest]

Geen een

[foggy cape]

Dosvidanya Jonathan

[shell hedge]

Either or for here

[grave glen]

2-8

[low delta]

English

[spare magnet]

Top of the league

[shell hedge]

Celta Vigo's top because of GD

[spare magnet]

Celta Vigo doesn't exist

[grave glen]

ok man unt or man citi?

[low delta]

You

[spare magnet]

In my books

[low delta]

I don’t support either

Is translation hard for you?

[late kernel]

👍🏽

[surreal finch]

When do Madrid play

[grave glen]

Tommo

[late kernel]

Tomorrow

[grave glen]

I'm just Russian, I'm 13 and it's hard to write and translate without a translator.

[glad plover]

How old are you?? Lmaoo I was obviously trolling 😭😭

[low delta]

Hopefully we had an international chat here, but it’s not possible sadly

@shell hedge head to #real-madrid

[shell hedge]

the only reason Russian's not allowed in #other-european-leagues is because they don't have a mod that speaks it, otherwise it would be allowed

[grave glen]

I don't understand you Barca fans, the team is zero. Let's look at Real Madrid and Barca now. It's just a top 1 club in the world and a club from the burger league. even Tony Cros' Boots have won more trophies than Barcelona.

[low delta]

You become a mod and moderate it lol

[low delta]

😭

[drowsy crest]

That's only if you look at the madrid propaganda. If you compare toni's league titles......

[cloud sparrow]

i am outside because i have a life

hbu

[drowsy crest]

Isn't it like 22;30

[low delta]

He’s back home sitting and attacking

[cloud sparrow]

like an hour ago

i was

[low delta]

Btw why are you banned off Barcelona server

[round pumice]

Hello

[cloud sparrow]

i went off bc i go outside

[low delta]

For what

[cloud sparrow]

take in the fresh air

[low delta]

😭

[round pumice]

Hala Madrid

[drowsy crest]

Ah

[drowsy crest]

Nitro = opinion irrelevant

(Jk)

[cloud sparrow]

its about how it ends not how it starts

[round pumice]

And still become second losing to Madrid

by the end

[glad plover]

Madrid without referees and a dictator == 🗑️

[cloud sparrow]

it is matchday 2

calm the fuck down

[round pumice]

fr

[cloud sparrow]

bilbao is a city, it does not gain teams

[round pumice]

Real Madrid will win

no debate

[cloud sparrow]

ok at least nico gets selected for his national team

[cloud sparrow]

you drew with mallorca

cmon dude

ok at least we dont draw with rayo every year

good luck midweek

[round pumice]

Its literally the first match for rma

[cloud sparrow]

yea but like you should be winning its given

[glad plover]

Nico Williams vs Barca:

90 Minutes
0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots on Goal
0/5 Crosses
19 Possessions Lost

FINALLY GOT TO LIVE HIS DREAM AND PLAY FOR BARCA 🥹🥹🥹

[cloud sparrow]

your pfp says everything

[drowsy crest]

overhyped talent

[glad plover]

So does yours lmaooo

[cloud sparrow]

nico has one bad match: the media: OH MY GOD NICO WILLIAMS IS SOOOOOO BAD

[round pumice]

Barca fans only hope is yamal

[drowsy crest]

I swear every young winger is just dribbler

[cloud sparrow]

yamal has one bad match: media: 🤫

[glad plover]

He’s been bad

[round pumice]

We have Mbappe which is 20000x better

[cloud sparrow]

he came off the bench last match

[drowsy crest]

I think he had a little bit more than 1 bad match

[cloud sparrow]

everyone has bad matches

[shell hedge]

Stop trying to provoke Daniel

[glad plover]

He plays for trashletic for a reason

[round pumice]

he does

[cloud sparrow]

lamine has bad matches

[round pumice]

Mbappe better

[cloud sparrow]

ok but who won a trophy last season?

you all complain about vini being provocative and then look at you

your all just like him

😄

[round pumice]

yamal a 17 year old isn’t close to the level of Mbappe

Ronaldo jr prob will pass him when he starts professional football

[cloud sparrow]

its about how the season ends

[glad plover]

We are flexing Copa del Rey now ??

[shell hedge]

Lewandowski's a CDM? Fairs

[glad plover]

Let’s do it then

[round pumice]

who won the champions league last season

[cloud sparrow]

ok at least we win trophies

[shell hedge]

they won the biggest trophy in Spain apart from the league title

[round pumice]

Fr

[kindred stag]

the haramball derby on rn

[round pumice]

Madrid did

Where’s yamals champions league

[kindred stag]

no shots on target in the first half

fun

[glad plover]

Where mbappes??

Lmaoo

[cloud sparrow]

where is yalls euros final motm

[round pumice]

and where’s yamal’s world cup

[shell hedge]

#memes if you want to have a yap fest

[cloud sparrow]

where is yalls win vs rayo

[round pumice]

where’s yamal’s supercup

[glad plover]

Where is mbappes euro cup ??

[cloud sparrow]

where is jules koundes euro and copa del rey title at

[shell hedge]

Without googling, list the main starting xi in the main formation we used last season

[round pumice]

Also paying 60 million for olmo in your current financial situation is stupid

[glad plover]

Mbappe is literally a 24 year old lmaooo

[cloud sparrow]

wheres kounde's world cup

i dont care nico doesnt have one

kounde ghosted in wc final

same place as lamine's

[shell hedge]

Everyone's just having a yap fest

[cloud sparrow]

kounde was good yea but i feel like yall are looking too much at the stats

[shell hedge]

Might as well join in

[cloud sparrow]

you need to think about the match itself

not the stats

he doesnt choose when he was born??

not his either

[glad plover]

Still waiting for Nicos ucl goal/assist

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1827446812745040281

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🟢⚪️🛩️ Vitor Roque, flying to Sevilla as planned.

Twitter · Aug 24, 2024, 8:44 PM

[cloud sparrow]

you yap so much that my ears hurt bc i can hear you

[shell hedge]

@glad plover @grave glen

[cloud sparrow]

if your getting banned for you own clubs discord then idk what your speaking

whats bilbao never heard of them

[glad plover]

He will come back stronger

[cloud sparrow]

not my problem

[shell hedge]

Not their name

[cloud sparrow]

franco name?

using the franco name now?

should be arrested

YO I GOT A NEW COLOUR NAME

appreciate the little things in life

[grave glen]

Espanyol lmaoooooo

[shell hedge]

@gritty girder Get away from the toast

[gritty girder]

2:1 couldn’t win a rigged game

[shell hedge]

It's not good for you, you're better than it

[gritty girder]

I love the toast bro

[grave glen]

Hahahahah

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-bread-bread-gif-19081960

Heart's shattered watching that

[glad plover]

Still waiting for trashletic club’s European trophy

[gritty girder]

😂😂

[gritty girder]

Nah Trashletic 💀😂

[gritty girder]

Where’s Nico’s LaLiga?
Kounde owned Ghostco even in the semis against Spain
You can thank Lamine and Olmo Spain made it through

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/shopee-ronaldo-gif-24820313

[shell hedge]

What about the defense that went up against every counter attack?

[glad plover]

Nico is pace merchant with trash final product

[gritty girder]

I mean in the attack
Ofc Spain had an amazing defense too

[shell hedge]

But if it wasn't for the defense, Spain wouldn't have gotten anywhere

[acoustic palm]

2-1

[gritty girder]

Nah bro wasn’t 2021 a trashing?

[shell hedge]

Why does it look like those were taken from your phone?

[grave glen]

I’m only worth 2-4 million

[gritty girder]

💀

[dreamy olive]

This is our league. Visca Barca.

[glad plover]

Kounde owned him

[dusky geode]

Visca barça 💙❤️

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-lionel-messi-pepsi-gif-18812457

[glad plover]

Wait till mid season when Madrid starts getting pens for diving

[dusky geode]

Acoustic training

[dusky geode]

Lmfao

Guys

Any news on Chiesa ?

I’m waiting

[glad plover]

Chiesa is better than ferran alone

[dusky geode]

Cap

I mean

Yea that’s true

He’s fucking awful

[glad plover]

I’m sorry but chiesa is trash

[dusky geode]

Bro he was literally solid for juve this year after his injury

He could have a great role in this la liga campaign

He could find space in “flick ball”

[glad plover]

I don’t see him fitting in this sqaud

[dusky geode]

Idk I think he will fit well

And just 11 mln

[grave glen]

It’s me Eating Haaland

[bronze adder]

Smallest club in Barcelona drawing right now

[dusky geode]

Call de brownie

[grave glen]

@dusky geode

[kindred stag]

Getafe vs Rayo still doesn't have a shot on target😭

[slender olive]

Gol sociedad

0-1

[slender reef]

Most exciting Getafe match

just missing the plethora of time wasting and diving from them

[grave glen]

@slender olive

[dapper dagger]

we play vallecano in vallecas in 3 days...

yeah if we get 9/9 in these 3 games we are cooking man

[tough star]

https://tenor.com/view/take-takefusa-kubo-madrid-balon-de-oro-japon-japan-mallorca-gif-24183527

Takeeee

[light ledge]

barca beating rayo?

is that possible?

[kindred stag]

No

Draw at best

[kindred stag]

Yh full points vs three very difficult and tactically different opponents will be the dream

[dapper dagger]

it's happenin

after we are playing Girona away and Villareal away

ffs

[grave glen]

Ft

We hope we can get the 3 points against girona bro if we lost that chance I guess la Liga dream will die 😔😔

@madridistas

[sleek echo]

You have to beat them

If you don’t atleti are not la liga contenders

[half sinew]

I mean we usualy beat teams witha deep block, even though if its hard to watch

[forest epoch]

DisBall

Abdallahi Mohamed Mahmoud `Mauritania`

Physical

Age: 24
Weight: 75 kg
Height: 189 cm

Birth Date

Born: 2000-05-04
Birthplace: Nouakchott, Mauritania

Transfer History

<t:1719792000:D> Bellinzona Alaves (N/A)
<t:1694044800:D> Alaves Bellinzona (Loan)
<t:1688169600:D> Istra 1961 Alaves (N/A)
<t:1672790400:D> Alaves Istra 1961 (Loan)
<t:1656633600:D> Istra 1961 Alaves (N/A)
<t:1629244800:D> Alaves Istra 1961 (Loan)

Aug 24, 2024, 10:45 PM

[pine sundial]

My top 3 la liga predictions as of right now ( if performance stays the same )

1. Barcelona

2. A. Madrid

3. R. Madrid

4. ( Honorable Mention ) Athletic Club

5. Sevilla

[grave glen]

if we get 12/12 points right before the international break then thatd be huge

[dapper dagger]

bilbao una

they've been shit

[grave glen]

Who made this horrible schedule

[dapper dagger]

they got outplayed by getafe and bodied by kids today

[dapper dagger]

i need to have words man ffs

our entire midfield was and partially will be out this next month and this is when we have all the hard fixtures

you cant make this up

[grave glen]

And it seems like Flick is opting to win as much points as possible early on the season as he knows that fixtures will get extremely congested with the different comps going on

That just makes it harder

Seems like Valladolid, on paper, is the only easy fixture for these two months 🕊️

[dapper dagger]

we play in 3 days in vallecas...

yeah we need olmo to be registered by then man

we cannot play pedri again

[grave glen]

When's the last time we beat em

[dapper dagger]

2018 😂

[grave glen]

Tears

[dapper dagger]

yeah if we perform against them we might run away with the league because our injured players will start coming back

[surreal finch]

Wow

Also 2 games a week this early in the season

[grave glen]

Ill start to believe it more if manage to get 12/12 points before the int. break

[dapper dagger]

yeah we need to rotate

[grave glen]

[jovial prism]

The game is gone.

[grave glen]

Mid meets mid

[jovial prism]

Jeez

[grave glen]

Lardashian curse in coming

[jovial prism]

He already got injured

[grave glen]

It’s more

[jovial prism]

She’s too old for him she needa go sit down

[grave glen]

Soon it’ll be a career ending like she did Kanye

[jovial prism]

And take care of all them kids she doesn’t care about

[grave glen]

Damn

[jovial prism]

Sorry lol…

[grave glen]

Nah kardashian are hated here too lmao

[jovial prism]

The Latina energy jumped out for a second 😭