la-liga

[weary depot]

what's funnier is that Barca is a way different team with Pedri than without Pedri

[grave glen]

Air bud is crazy

[surreal finch]

If it’s the AM position Bellingham is the better player, if it’s CM Guler should learn some defensive duties to be a consistent starter

[terse cargo]

belli is playing as an 8 now

[surreal finch]

You’re playing 3 up top?

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/shalymar-shagarita-shalymar-rivera-shalymarrivera-shalymar-rivera-gonzalez-gif-5468437179180926105

[terse cargo]

we did vs atalanta

and it worked

[weary depot]

Barca got 10× better when Pedri came on and it's been like that since his debut

[surreal finch]

@terse cargo

[grave glen]

Doesn't change the fact that jude is better

[terse cargo]

mate it really depends. guler offers something rodrygo doesnt and he can still play inside

we play differently depending on who we have on the pitch

it's not a one solution thing

[surreal finch]

Yes teams adapt to situations

[weary depot]

the fact he isn't is crazier

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/pinoquio-gif-26181253

[lunar ridge]

GOL DEL RAYO

[grave glen]

Rigged

[weary depot]

I watch teams dominate less when Pedri is not playing that's not a coincidence

[tough star]

Erreala moment

[weary depot]

u wanna continue with your GA yap continue I rather dominating

[tough star]

1-0 Rayo

[grave glen]

Theres not a single fan that's not a barca fan that will agree with you

[lunar ridge]

os lo mereceis

por no sacar a sergio

q lo tengo fantasy

[grave glen]

Agreed ^

[tough star]

Gotta play better than this

[grave glen]

Crowd is so quiet the whole match

[weary depot]

I mostly see tactical ppl rate Pedri more so u really gotta realise there's more to football than goals

[tough star]

Seems loud rn

[grave glen]

Ask anyone from this server that's not a barca fan

Anyone

[lunar ridge]

imo none of them are better than Javi Guerra

[grave glen]

Oh he the goat

[weary depot]

reality is without goals Bellingham wouldn't be a success but rather a flop

[grave glen]

Lmaooo that's like saying without my muscles I wouldn't be a powerlifter

😂

You make 0 sense bruh

[weary depot]

not my problem u think football is about goals

[grave glen]

Ask ANYONE

Guys I think we should talk about how Valencia is going to win la liga

[copper bison]

valencia at the top of the table in may

[weary depot]

I'd rather ask tactical coaches who actually watches football

[grave glen]

Land slide winning! So much winning!

[grave glen]

Youre in denial my friend

Let’s ask Mark Goldbridge what he thinks

[weary depot]

not in denial just stating the truth

[grave glen]

Hahaha sure bro yamal better then vini as well right

Where is real sociedad located?

And kounde better then carvajal

Googles down

And balde better then mendi

And ter Stegen better then courtois

[weary depot]

not gonna continue with a glory hunter who thinks all his players are the best

[grave glen]

All our players are the best wtf

Except rodri for tchoua

[grave glen]

Not better than Valencia sorry

[cloud sparrow]

Donosti

[grave glen]

Other then that every position is the best

[grave glen]

Brother you lost yesterday

[grave glen]

Rigged match we all saw it

[minor dune]

Bodied Madrid

[grave glen]

They say Madrid is a bunch of fake news and market merchants! Can’t develop real talent like Valencia!!!

[grave glen]

True lmao

[grave glen]

Common Barca paying refs

[grave glen]

I know

[weary depot]

🤣🤣🤣

[tough star]

Even though they’re dominating the game Real look tired.

Granted half their team were involved in international competitions this summer but this is something else

[grave glen]

Dang

[tough star]

Sloppy

[grave glen]

Yeap

[tough star]

Sucic save us

Sucic up front

[grave glen]

Bad throw in

Crap

[tough star]

No way the commentator just said that

[grave glen]

2-0

[tough star]

Yeah sounds about right

I’m behind

Dang

[grave glen]

Bro madrid could win the champions league 3 times in a row again and you'll just say "nah mate we're better then them we just had injuries"

Sorry bro

Didn’t know

[tough star]

Nah it’s fine

[lunar ridge]

CAMELLOOOO

[tough star]

I’m getting mad about the commentators glazing Sadiq

[lunar ridge]

ostia es mi puto idolo

[grave glen]

I’m on ESPN +

[tough star]

Same here

I think I accidentally paused it

[lunar ridge]

this is Sadiq’s brother actually

[grave glen]

Sociedad down the mud. Not a good start for them

[cloud sparrow]

UNAI WHAT IS GOING ON

[hexed solstice]

What’s wrong with sociedad

[solid heath]

whats gaing on

how is rayo vallecano winning

2-0

[tough star]

Fatigue I guess

[grave glen]

Liverpool fans hatewatch was successful it seems like

[tough star]

Idk

[cloud sparrow]

unai what is going on man

i thought you was european side 😭

[tough star]

Yeah let me talk to Imanol I’ll make sure this gets fixed

[grave glen]

Losing 2-0 at home against Rayo? Owari da

[weary depot]

Bro Ipswich could win the champions league 3 times in a row again and you'll just say "nah mate we're better then them we just had injuries"

[grave glen]

What's their next match

[cloud sparrow]

IMANOL DUDE

[weary depot]

Espanyol

[tough star]

Espanyol

[cloud sparrow]

thats easy

ours is barca away

💀

[grave glen]

Sociedad better get their shit together then

[grave glen]

Childish

But whatever

[tough star]

This is Sociedad heritage, lose against small clubs win against big ones

Fuck are we spurs?

[grave glen]

Easy win for you!

Yes

[cloud sparrow]

i cant wait for nico to kiss the badge if he scores vs barca

[tough star]

Nah we won a trophy in the last 5 years

[cloud sparrow]

athletic before last year:

[grave glen]

Actually Real Betis are more than likely to be Spurs

[tough star]

Wake up call that we need a striker

[lament swallow]

he won't

[grave glen]

Rayo, the bigger Madrid, has won

[tough star]

Liverpool fans aren’t gonna shut up about this

[grave glen]

What’s the biggest la liga stadium capacity wise?

[cloud sparrow]

will

[weary depot]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-lewa-lewandowski-robert-lewandowski-uefa-gif-26902178

[tough star]

Haha good one

[lament swallow]

why would he kiss the badge in spite

he has nothing agaisnt barca

[grave glen]

Camp Nou I believe

Then bernabeu

[tough star]

I said striker Not pensioner

[cloud sparrow]

so yall cry

[surreal finch]

Camp Nou

[lament swallow]

you do realise he'll end up in barca one way or another

[weary depot]

oh

[cloud sparrow]

he wont

[surreal finch]

Nico still gave the play to Barca. We couldn’t guarantee his registration before first game of the season

[lament swallow]

you're delusional if you think he'll spend his entire career in bilbao like inaki

[weary depot]

tbf he will leave at one point

[cloud sparrow]

athletic*

also nico will stay for a good 2/3 seasons more

i am sure

[weary depot]

1 maximum

[lament swallow]

he's leaving next season blud

if his release clause remains the same he'll be a barca player next season

[surreal finch]

🔵🔴 FC Barcelona got the OK from Nico Williams' agent, conditional on him being registered. Unthinkable to leave his club, where he was trained, while not being 100% sure.
Knowing that the club was talking about Olmo + Williams, the player's agent wondered if it was credible that both were registered.

Olmo's agents had the same reflection during a first meeting. From then on, Deco reassured by explaining that Raphinha would be sold.

Olmo quickly gave his OK, Williams, he delayed because there was no guarantee for his registration. In addition, Raphinha, seeing Williams not arrive, wanted to continue at the club. His priority was to stay but he was not closed to a departure if the 2 Spanish players arrived.

Today, the Williams file is closed for Laporta who felt "betrayed" by the fact that the player did not have confidence, unlike Dani Olmo.

[cloud sparrow]

his release clause is going up

[surreal finch]

Either we sign Nico on good financial terms on our end or we go for someone bigger

[weary depot]

Nico's file isn't closed bc Laporta felt betrayed lol we can't register him and anything that came from the media is an excuse made by Barca to not make it seem like they can't register players

[surreal finch]

What I sent says that

[weary depot]

our main option for LW position is Nico and if we can't afford him we won't be able to afford anyone the same price or more

so the Diaz and Leao reports are bs

[surreal finch]

His signing would be conditional on how fast we could register him.

[weary depot]

it's either Nico or Coman rn

[surreal finch]

Nico isn’t leaving this summer

[weary depot]

rn we're closer to Coman

[surreal finch]

It’s at the tip of copium to believe nico come this summer now. Coman has a chance of joining Barca

[grave glen]

O LAY O LAY

[weary depot]

Leao is too expensive and Luis Diaz is a bum who's not worth his price and its more than Nico's

[surreal finch]

Diaz isn’t joining Barca, Liverpool said so.

[weary depot]

good for us

their fans want him out

🤣👋

[surreal finch]

The transfer budget goes up next summer so I expect some good signings

[scenic quail]

Yeah

He wont join

[weary depot]

as I said good for us

[surreal finch]

Good for Barca, don’t need another 60M signings that isn’t world class

[grave glen]

O LAY O LAT

[weary depot]

Liverpool fans wanted him to leave after the Ipswich game

2-1 Sociedad

[surreal finch]

You either go big or go cheap

[grave glen]

GOOOOAL

2-1

[weary depot]

Zubimendi

[lunar ridge]

GGOOOOL

[surreal finch]

Haha

Zubi

[weary depot]

Zubi doobi doo

[slender olive]

idolo

[lunar ridge]

ME HA JODIDO LA PORTERIA 0 DE LEJEUNE

JODETE

[grave glen]

ME HA JODIDO LA PORTERIA 0 DE LEJEUNE

It's too late tho

Oooh that was a sexy touch

[weary depot]

Zubi doobi doo ruined the hatewatch

[lunar ridge]

not hatewatching im fantasywatching

[weary depot]

lol

[grave glen]

Gg

[toxic wasp]

Gotta laugh or i’ll cry

[grave glen]

Who’s scoring for Madrid

[weary depot]

Vallejo

[shell hedge]

You watching the "Mbappe cam"?

[weary depot]

no

[shell hedge]

[weary depot]

I don't have espn plus

[shell hedge]

the idea probably fueled his ego to hell

Having a whole streaming channel dedicated to him

[weary depot]

either a masterclass or disasterclass

[grave glen]

Booooo

[weary depot]

nothing in between

[shell hedge]

I'm talking about the camera Mbappe's going to be wearing

[weary depot]

I'm talking about the performance everyone will witness

[shell hedge]

Mallorca will score early, and we'll shithouse a comeback towards the end

[weary depot]

as usual

[tough star]

Martin 🥹

[grave glen]

Ain’t no way

Espn +

That’s a good way to get muted

Don’t ask for free online streams breh

wtf that’s dope

[drowsy crest]

Zubimendi should've left for liverpool when he had the chance😭🙏🙏

[solid heath]

he can still go to liverpool if he wants

and if liverpool wants too

[weak gale]

mbappe watch begins

[fading ember]

Legal broadcast of the game for People in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Nepal & are still unaware of the broadcast rights changing in the region

https://www.gxr.world/event/New-Game-20240818003129862

[grave glen]

Wow very cool!

[tough star]

It’s one game

[drowsy crest]

It's a joke lol

I know he's class for them

[tough star]

Tell that to the Liverpool fans flooding the comments on social media

Swear you think they won the title

[grave glen]

MALLORCA RAHHH

[weak gale]

nadal is watching

my goat

[grave glen]

pls beat Madrid

We RIDE

[drowsy crest]

10-1 mallorca win

[solid heath]

no millitao

no

[icy plover]

Bro what

[pure pike]

Mbappe 0 goals in 3 minutes 🤡🤡🤡 flop

[icy plover]

Smh shouldve joined saudi

[weary depot]

easy Madrid win

[icy plover]

Nutmeg ref is wild

[pure pike]

The 5th choice keeper from my countrys national Team is starting

Please update me how he plays

[weary depot]

Courtois?

[pure pike]

Greif

[drowsy crest]

I beg to differ

2500 euros. if they losing I will sub myself on

[weary depot]

was messing around

[grave glen]

Oooo

[weary depot]

Madrid win 3-0

walk in the park

[drowsy crest]

10-1 mallorca

[icy plover]

94% possession is crazy

Will change soon tho

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[grave glen]

Ooo

Another shot

[icy plover]

Ok come on

[cursive gale]

bro mbappe

[grave glen]

Uh oh

[weary depot]

Muriqi do something

[grave glen]

Mbappe got bodied

Lmaoooo

[proud grove]

wow

[weary depot]

that guy had a goal and assist against us last season

yk what

Imma watch

[grave glen]

Don’t

DONT CURSE

[robust vault]

The match is lagging too much lmao

[weary depot]

on Madrid's side

[tough star]

Actually makes sense while Sociedad lost now I watched and cursed them

[whole lion]

Bro Mallorca Cooking us fr

[normal marsh]

Barca would’ve had 2 pens already

Lmao

[drowsy crest]

Money on mallorca

[robust vault]

let them be happy for it

not for long

[whole lion]

Wait for crying
But GGs

[grave glen]

O LAY O LAY

Madrid corner

[drowsy crest]

This will go to a flight to turkey so i can meet aboubakar lmfao

[grave glen]

What will the ninja turtle cook up 🤔

[whole lion]

Tell Him To Sign For Your Fav Club

[drowsy crest]

Madrid wouldn't be possibly take my chance to meet my idol away would they?🥺🥺

[whole lion]

Till Now He's Selfish

[whole lion]

They Will 😈

[grim crypt]

He made a crazy run before tho

[grave glen]

Stop being RACIST TO VINI

[drowsy crest]

Aboubakar to mallorca transfer for a 1 day contract and he will demolish them

[whole lion]

That One He Could Have Lob Through Passed To Vini

[grim crypt]

What happend

[whole lion]

Belligoal Pls score

[whole lion]

You're Valencia Fan 👀

[cursive gale]

RODRYGOO

[grave glen]

GOAL?

[grave glen]

Yeah I got indoctrinated by @lunar ridge

[cursive gale]

SIUUU

https://tenor.com/view/rodrygo-siuuu-rodrygo-rodrygo-goes-rodrygo-ronaldo-rodrygo-celebration-gif-17187177475440632762

[grave glen]

GOOOOOOAL

[weak gale]

what a goal

[grave glen]

wow

[whole lion]

Banger !!!

[grim crypt]

Why i am watching this

[robust vault]

GOOOOAL

[proud grove]

okay back to what i was doing

[whole lion]

Siuuuu

[weak gale]

vini assist i think

[whole lion]

Vamosososos

[proud grove]

great goal though

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rodrygo-real-madrid-real-madrid-ucl-gif-1494249484061583299

[grave glen]

Bro mallorca cooking real madrid with That possesion

[whole lion]

Vamsosososososoos

Suiiiii

[west kernel]

put some respect on rodrigos name

[grave glen]

I mean marginal goal for Valencia standards but still good

[whole lion]

Where You from ?

[west kernel]

he is him

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rodrygo-siuuu-rodrygo-rodrygo-goes-rodrygo-ronaldo-rodrygo-celebration-gif-17187177475440632762

[weak gale]

proper left winger

[whole lion]

Felt Like Fifa

[west kernel]

right wing also

[weary depot]

ain't watching anymore

[robust vault]

[grave glen]

I blame you

[drowsy crest]

I am crying rn

[wind summit]

Rodrygo proving eveyrone wrong

[cursive gale]

bro it just started😭

[jolly granite]

How tf can you stop this team bro seriously imagine being the defenders against this team

[crisp mortar]

Mbappe hasnt scored yet?

[whole lion]

Whilst Barca Was Struggling

[whole lion]

Nope

[weary depot]

weren't struggling when Pedri came on

we were dominating

actually

[whole lion]

Dependence On One Player Is Bad

[weary depot]

our entire midfield is injured

and we had Ferran at LW

have shame lol

[whole lion]

Your Problem 👀

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1825258245080158322

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Jude ➡️ Mbappé ➡️ Vini Jr. ➡️ Rodrygo 🎯

𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 at Real Madrid 🥵

Twitter · Aug 18, 2024, 7:47 PM

[weary depot]

we will buy a LW lol

[shut belfry]

Everyone’s on the right side of the pitch it’s actually crazy

[whole lion]

Why Rodrygo Look like Middle Aged Indian Man 💀

[whole lion]

🤑

[tight tartan]

Cause he’s is Indian

[weary depot]

?

[whole lion]

Can't Even Register Olmo 😭

[grave glen]

wtf

[weary depot]

there's a reason why he isn't registered not my problem you don't know it

[grave glen]

Good chance there

[whole lion]

W Tackle By Jude

[spare magnet]

why is rodrygo in the back lmao

[whole lion]

Timestamp?

[whole lion]

Overshadowed

[terse cargo]

cant have anything

ppl always complain

[grave glen]

You could be a Valencia fan and have everything

[proud umbra]

those defenders were locked in to Mbappe lol

they're terrified

[grim crypt]

This is the first season for years When i am looking forward to el Classico

[weary depot]

I certainly am

[proud umbra]

have they been bad lately?

[grave glen]

Bruh

[proud umbra]

i feel like I remember hearing about Bellingham making the last one really entertaining

[grim crypt]

Manchester City are better than Reall

[cursive gale]

MBAPPE BRUH

almost

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rudiger-madrid-rudiger-madrid-football-defender-gif-8155864704564372743

[cursive gale]

https://tenor.com/view/rodrygo-city-rodrygo-gol-city-city-gol-gif-25713758

[west kernel]

sure desktop

[grave glen]

So is Valencia

[weary depot]

shiver me timbers

[grim crypt]

Pretty dumb argument to say that just beacuse Real won one game on penalties it means that they are better. If you actually looked at the game you would know that if it was replayed City would win 70/100 times

[robust vault]

Valencia better history than city

[cursive gale]

2022🥶

[tacit lake]

Mbappe not looking good today

[grave glen]

Finally a ball knower

[robust vault]

but they didnt so yea

[grim crypt]

2023 Manchester city absoultey dominanted Real.

[grave glen]

I’ve been saying this the whole time

Bro how do they keep missing the cross

This is embarrassing

[cursive gale]

just like real madrid dominated city in 2022 and 2024

[whole lion]

We are Madrid
Even 1% is enough for us 🥶

[robust vault]

you were lucky Rudiger was not playing

[grim crypt]

Is this a joke?

I cant tell

[cursive gale]

you got dominated in 2022

[grim crypt]

Or did you not watch the games

[cursive gale]

I think you didn't

[weary depot]

he watched the scorelines

[jolly granite]

2/10 rage bait

[grim crypt]

Iguess

[grave glen]

GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE match

[cursive gale]

sure bro

[robust vault]

Even if you dominate real still get through to next round

[whole lion]

It's confusing afc

[weary depot]

Madrid got dominated by City in the last 3 years

[robust vault]

so theres no point

[weary depot]

😭

[jolly granite]

Who won 2 out of them 3 games?

[cursive gale]

real

[jolly granite]

Barca fans salty

[cursive gale]

lmao

[whole lion]

Madrid won

[cursive gale]

fr

[weary depot]

who dominated 0 of them

[jolly granite]

Doesn’t matter who won?

[whole lion]

Barca ain't even facing them 😭

[cursive gale]

bro it doesn't matter who dominated💀

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-haaland-kebp-gif-1312340346359761712

[cursive gale]

we sent them home

[grave glen]

Wow anyone see that pass

Just me?

[thick saddle]

Another Valencia fan?

holy moly

[whole lion]

Pitch Side Mic 👊🏻🎙️

[grave glen]

I was indoctrinated

[thick saddle]

What 😭

Also why were you born to hate Valencia

[grave glen]

Very bad things on that fateful day

Too deep to talk

[weary depot]

we'd beat them if we did

[cursive gale]

you couldn't beat psg come on💀

[thick saddle]

okay interesting

[grave glen]

I was minding my business one day suva

[thick saddle]

don’t

[weary depot]

10 inexperienced men facing pace with no manager

[obtuse tide]

anyone here a real madrid fan ??

[cursive gale]

sure

[shell hedge]

How would they have beaten City then?

[weary depot]

without the red we'd have won 99/100 times against them

[grave glen]

Nah

[obtuse tide]

u watching the game ?

[weary depot]

they got experience now

[grave glen]

Maybe

[robust vault]

[thick saddle]

In #real-madrid

[weary depot]

and a better tactical manager

[shell hedge]

But you're talking about back then

[thick saddle]

I have no idea what you’re trying to say ngl

[obtuse tide]

i ain’t i madrid fan but i swear mbappe has lost loads of weight what u think ?

[tacit lake]

Mbappe needs to stop trying to drible

[weary depot]

talking if we face them

[grave glen]

I was forced

[fading ember]

https://x.com/albicelestetalk/status/1825262626286252451?s=46

All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk) on X

Lionel Scaloni watching Mallorca - Real Madrid 👑

Twitter · Aug 18, 2024, 8:04 PM

[weary depot]

he supports Mallorca

[fading ember]

Yh ik

[weary depot]

he should watch

[fading ember]

He lives in mallorca

[robust vault]

nothing personal but thats alright

[weary depot]

wait he actually does?

[fading ember]

Yes

[grim crypt]

I am mistaken Valverde for Kroos with number 8

[fading ember]

He lives in Mallorca

Were you joking

Lol

[feral eagle]

Ahhhh

[weary depot]

yh

[solid heath]

just so you know bellingham is not playing cam anymore

[feral eagle]

I was like : Wtf he’s doing at Mallorca

[solid heath]

hes playing central midfield

[weary depot]

I thought he supported Madrid

[fading ember]

mallorca is the actually his local club😭

[thick saddle]

Is your family full of levante fans or what 😭

[grim crypt]

He is not gonna score as many goals this season. Max 12 in the league i think

[solid heath]

yea

[weary depot]

oh 😭

[fading ember]

Yh he doesn’t live in Argentina

Like most rich argentine players

[grave glen]

@lunar ridge tell him what happened

[weary depot]

Spain carrying football rn lol

[hearty arrow]

There ain't no right wing lol

[weary depot]

most good managers are Spanish

[feral eagle]

LaLiga is becomin’ serious

[tacit lake]

BRUH

[grave glen]

I’m ngl this game is a snooze fest

[grim crypt]

Spain are without a doubt the Football nation of the millennium

[tacit lake]

no way Mbappe missed thiss

[fading ember]

So many back heels

[feral eagle]

Noooo

[fading ember]

Nice move

[hearty arrow]

What was that miss

Lolol

[tacit lake]

no way man

sub this guy out

[feral eagle]

Bro I was lost

[tacit lake]

put Endrick in

[weary depot]

well affect wise yes football is Brazil

[shell hedge]

Mbappe didn't touch the ball

[weary depot]

altogether is Spain tho

[tacit lake]

Ive been saying for years, Mbappe is overrated

[grave glen]

Vouch I can remember

[robust vault]

Cmon Mbappe

wth

[grave glen]

good defending

[grim crypt]

Even if he is overrated rn (its actually just out of form) you would still be wrong beacuse he wasnt overrated in the past

[hearty arrow]

Ik

[thick saddle]

Bro you could also just explain. I don’t even know which day you’re talking about 😭

Are you from Spain?

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-crying-cry-dad-gif-17845431779190203443

[hearty arrow]

Ter statue would have given 2 goals

[thick saddle]

Bro istg you’re making me so mad. Stop with those riddles 😭

[robust vault]

Great defending

[grave glen]

I just chose to root for Valencia cause I have no club basically lmao

[thick saddle]

But why were you born to hate them then 😭

Are you Spanish?

[grave glen]

Idk thought it sounded cool

No

🇺🇸

[thick saddle]

lmaooo

[thick saddle]

damnnn

[tacit lake]

only spanish people are allowed to be Madrid fans

[grave glen]

I ain’t no bandwagon

[robust vault]

and who are you?

[thick saddle]

who will you vote for @grave glen 👁️

[tacit lake]

im Brazilian

so im Barcelona XD

[stiff minnow]

Mallorca is putting up a decent fight tbh

[weary depot]

no politics sucka

[thick saddle]

who cares

@grave glen good 👍

[weary depot]

the 🆘 I'll give you

[thick saddle]

snitch

[weary depot]

😡

[thick saddle]

😡

[weary depot]

ur making me angry

sucka

[robust vault]

[tacit lake]

can we all agree Lewandowski > Mbappe ?

[thick saddle]

damn

[thick saddle]

Prime or current form?

[tacit lake]

current

[thick saddle]

Buddy, no 😭 how do wanna compare that donkey ass performance to mbappe 😭🙏

[hearty arrow]

Doesn't matter

[robust vault]

+3 minutes added time

[hearty arrow]

Lewa better

[thick saddle]

It does?

[grizzled patio]

mbappe is clear

[solid heath]

bro is dreaming

[grizzled patio]

in both

[grave glen]

OLAY OLAY

[hearty arrow]

That's a red

[tacit lake]

that should be a red

[grizzled patio]

thats a red

lmao

[weary depot]

💀

[grave glen]

[grizzled patio]

how did the manager get a card

and not the player

[grim crypt]

No

[teal tulip]

🤣

[feral eagle]

That’s a red

[grave glen]

WTF

[feral eagle]

Bro that’s a red card

[normal marsh]

Diving everywhere. What is this? Copa America ?

[grave glen]

Wow

[cursive gale]

ht

[grave glen]

Should’ve been a yellow

[robust vault]

"diving" 💀

lol

he step on his feet

[grim crypt]

He only deserved yellow

[hearty arrow]

Should've equalised

Now they would hardly get any chances in second half

[robust vault]

HT

[robust vault]

indeed

[grizzled patio]

manager gets a yellow

[robust vault]

Mallorca 0 - 1 Real Madrid HT

[scenic quail]

They were being racist

[hearty arrow]

Last season all 3 of them would've gotten red

[weary depot]

isn't the captain

[robust vault]

Rodrygo goal 13'

[hearty arrow]

Bs

[scenic quail]

They were literally chanting…..

[icy plover]

You got 1 part right 😃

[grave glen]

is that maffeo???

tears man hes still rattled

what a bum

[drowsy crest]

I know let me cook

[scenic quail]

Shouldve been a red

[icy plover]

W mans

[drowsy crest]

10-1 incoming

[icy plover]

Hattrick by the manager

[grave glen]

How long is camavinga out

[robust vault]

six weeks

sprained knee

[void veldt]

Wait Asano went to Mallorca 😭

[robust vault]

for free btw

[grave glen]

O LAY O LAY

[robust vault]

Capitan Carvajal isnt bad tbh

[grave glen]

Kroos died so Bellingham could rise

[robust vault]

no more accurate long passes

[void veldt]

Didn't catch that

[robust vault]

he moved to Mallorca for free transfer

he is not playing for free

2ND HALF START

[void veldt]

Yeah I just meant I havent noticed his move to Mallorca before

[robust vault]

oh me neither

[cursive gale]

1-1

[grave glen]

Are u serious

Hold on corner

GOOOOOOOAAAAL

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL

[proud umbra]

WOAH

[cursive gale]

aint no way bro💀

[grim crypt]

GOLLLLLLLL

[grave glen]

ABOUT TIME

[robust vault]

cmon man

[grave glen]

Beautiful header

👨‍🍳

[graceful belfry]

BULLET HEADER

[proper hare]

WHY REAL DRAWS WITH MALLORCA

REAL IS IN DANGEROUS

[cursive gale]

kinda

[icy plover]

…….

[cursive gale]

they own us😭

[graceful belfry]

Mallorca 2-1 needed for memes

[robust vault]

theres no response for that

[grave glen]

EL PIRATA 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[stiff minnow]

Mallorca putting up an amazing fight

[grim crypt]

Fr they deserve a point

[grave glen]

OLAY OLAY

Mallorca are op NeXT season They gonna be top 6

JAJAJAJAJA

VAMOS MALLORCA

[proper hare]

Barca fan salty rlly

[grave glen]

Good defense on vini

Dude mallorca has 5 shots on goal and real madrid 2 💀

[grave glen]

I’m a Valencia fan mate

[proper hare]

OK

[grave glen]

AMUNT VALENCIA

MY BOY

Idk what that means but AMUNT VALENCIA

[proper hare]

Piwo

[robust vault]

Mbappe 1 shot 💀

however

[light ledge]

rma qualified to mid table here we go

[grave glen]

It’s valencian, our slogan tho keep it in mind

Just wrote it down

Studying it

Reading it

Tasting it

[thick saddle]

yooo kelz new color

[grave glen]

Ain’t even noticed lmao 😂

Been like 2 months in the server tho, levelling up cmon ‼️

[thick saddle]

❗🔥

[light ledge]

you bornt to hate valencia?

as your profile description says

[grave glen]

It’s a long story

[thick saddle]

It really isn’t

[grave glen]

One very fateful day @light ledge

Wait is he a recent valencia fan?

[crisp mortar]

madrid are cooked

[grave glen]

I’m a new fan yes

[cursive gale]

modric coming in

[grave glen]

Do you know who we hate mainly?

[cursive gale]

bruh mbappe

[thick saddle]

Anything can happen in 30 mins

[robust vault]

Mbappe pls

PLS

[grave glen]

Hopefully

[grave glen]

Madrid

[crisp mortar]

it would be kinda funny if madrid loses the opener tbh

[thick saddle]

Peter Lim actually

[grave glen]

WHO?

[grave glen]

Peter Lim is the top opp

[thick saddle]

Vete ya Peter 🗣️

[robust vault]

Modric is ready

[light ledge]

Levante

[grave glen]

They’re our sons, we actually got love for them

[light ledge]

Villarreal too

[robust vault]

Luka Modrić(In)

Aurélien Tchouaméni(Out)

[surreal finch]

Someone needs to control the game and tempo, good sub

[thick saddle]

Imma let @grave glen and @lunar ridge explain it. I’m not qualified

[grave glen]

Tbh it’s not even that big of a rivalry

[surreal finch]

Peter Lim been on fraud watch for a long time now

[thick saddle]

But in short: he owns the club. He’s obsessed with money and is destroying the club with it. Basically takes every offer for every player, which is one of the reasons Valencia got so bad

[grave glen]

He’s been ruining our club for years, pretty much contribuiting to our downfall for years by mass selling and making profit out of our best players

But tbh tho, the main root of the problem is the Nou Mestalla

[fading ember]

How new are you😭

[thick saddle]

you said it so much better

[fading ember]

To football/valencia

[grave glen]

I’ve been a loyal fan for 8 hours now

Peter Lim was actually supposed to be our saviour when we came in 2014, if anyone didnt know

[thick saddle]

What 😭😭

[fading ember]

New to football as well or just switched to Valencia/didnt have a team before

[surreal finch]

Valencia 2000s and early 2010s 🕊️

[stiff minnow]

"Real Madrid are unbeaten in their last 81 LaLiga matches when leading at half-time (75 wins)" Mallorca will beat them I believe 🙏

[grave glen]

New to football I just watched wc not club

[light ledge]

did you watch valencia barca yesterday

[grave glen]

Yeah

[grave glen]

I’m sad i never got to see the good years of Valencia fully conscious

[fading ember]

Yh there was a little hype when he came
He had appointed a lady as the chairperson as well & that time that lady was one of the very few women chairpersons in football

[grave glen]

We all start somewhere you hater

[fading ember]

Oh okay
So since Qatar

Or russia/brazil

[grave glen]

No 2010 South Africa wc I remember the Netherlands being good

[fading ember]

Aah okay so you were just a casual fan before

Fairs

[grave glen]

What’s his name

[cursive gale]

NO WAY

[grave glen]

Robben

Robben van

[icy plover]

Come onnn

[grave glen]

MBAPPE

LMAOOO

[grave glen]

Yeahh, and cuz we were selling our best players since like 2009 to make up for debt, including the guy in your pfp

[thick saddle]

Oh sorry. I didn’t mean to hate on you. I was just shocked. But seriously, nothing wrong with being a new fan. You’re right, gotta start somewhere

[icy plover]

Rodrygo

[thick saddle]

fully conscious 😭

[fading ember]

Yh😂

[surreal finch]

What position

[light ledge]

choose Betis bro

[fading ember]

Valencia that time had lots of solid players

[light ledge]

Choose isco

[sleek echo]

Come on mallorca just 20 more minutes

[grave glen]

I deadass don’t remember anything before the age of 5, only greyish flashbacks 😭

[surreal finch]

Mbappe getting lots of shooting opportunities I smell something

[grave glen]

Striker I believe

[thick saddle]

Most people don’t 😭

[surreal finch]

Idek remember who started for Netherlands at ST damn

Robben Sneijder were very good WC 2010

[fading ember]

Even after that generation they had soldado a year or two before lim came

[grave glen]

Van persie

I believe

[fading ember]

Soldado was kinda underrated in la liga

[surreal finch]

Didn’t know he started

[grave glen]

No

Not him

Hold on

[surreal finch]

Yeah he was

[fading ember]

His peak was in the same time as messi, ronaldo, falcao so people forget his goal numbers

[grave glen]

Arjen Robben

That guy

[grave glen]

Yeahh soldado was good, should’ve stayed tho, his career after leaving us wasnt that good

Yeah he was bald

[surreal finch]

Soldado joined spurs right

[fading ember]

Yh he kept flopping everywhere

Tottenham was horrid at spurs

[fading ember]

Yes

& left in 2 years

Flopped hard

[surreal finch]

Tottenham bought like 7 players when bale left

Soldado wasn’t scoring at spurs

[grave glen]

Now the guy’s a benchwarmer at levante, the guys in his late 30s tho

[surreal finch]

VDV

[light ledge]

Iniesta de mi vida

[grave glen]

Too many ppl telling me they remember when they were a toddler, i def smell lies 😂

[fading ember]

🕊️

[weak narwhal]

it's beautiful

go go Mallorca

[grave glen]

Falcao 🫡

[weak narwhal]

what's this?

[grave glen]

Ruben Castro, prime Liga BBVA name

[light ledge]

Ruben castro is the goat

[fading ember]

Carried betis hard

[surreal finch]

Beautiful

[fading ember]

Iirc had stayed at betis when they were relegated as well

[fading ember]

12-13 & 15-16 seasons

[weak narwhal]

only league goals right?

[fading ember]

Yes

[thick saddle]

yeah toddler no. Ain’t no way. I def remember a few things between the ages 3-5 but every time I tell anyone that, they’re shocked cuz it’s not normal that you have memories from that age 😭

[robust vault]

I still believe

[lunar ridge]

don pablo maffeo

[grave glen]

Sometimes i even start to think my younger memories are made up scenarios and dreams 😭

[thick saddle]

BRO FR

Same

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/lim-go-home-gif-24096021

[thick saddle]

but also, when my family told me stories when I was younger, I made up pictures in my mind and I feel like now I view them as memories but they’re just the pictures I made up when I was younger?

[grave glen]

MY BOYY

[cursive gale]

HOLY MODRIC

[thick saddle]

@grave glen they hate Peter Lim so much, this is what Valencians have hanging on their balcony

[grave glen]

Yeahhhh exactly the same for me, but at the same time, i just let my imagination run wild and believe it atp, fuck it

Got the calendar synced up WE ARE READY

[thick saddle]

Lmaooo fr fr

10 more minutes. Pretty sure Madrid will score

[grave glen]

Is he American

[thick saddle]

Singaporean I think

[west kernel]

how madrid doing hope they whooping

[grave glen]

Yeahh

1-1

[west kernel]

cant believe this

come one score already

[weak narwhal]

cmon Mallorca

time check

[west kernel]

Cmon Madrid

[cursive gale]

83:21

[grave glen]

I just know Bellingham will score some tap in soon, imma guess 89th minute

Valencia is winning La liga pal

[west kernel]

mallorca so ass

[thick saddle]

Yeah

[proud umbra]

their defense is solid

[west kernel]

mallorca is not even decent

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[west kernel]

Cmon madrid

[cursive gale]

so real

[weak narwhal]

Mallorca parking the bus

[grave glen]

Otorbi will be our Lamine Yamal fr 🔥

Huevo Duro will score 25+ goals

[west kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/all-i-can-say-is-its-not-over-its-not-over-kevin-nealson-snl-snl80s-gif-12769799

[grave glen]

And mamardashvili will stay

[stiff minnow]

Then what does that make Madrid if they draw with them 🤣

[proud umbra]

depressing 💀

[grave glen]

Making note

[robust vault]

Since 2010

last draw

[stiff minnow]

But Madrid fans shouldn't worry, somehow some way they'll score a late minute goal to win the game I bet

[proud umbra]

just gave it away

[icy plover]

Yessir

[grave glen]

We also got the future Spain team center back pairing, Yarek and Mosquera

[weak narwhal]

counter

oops

[proud umbra]

alright what nonsense is Real gonna pull off, there's only so much time left

[surreal finch]

Subs soon

[cursive gale]

HOLY

WHAT WAS THAT

[surreal finch]

21 15 17 can’t tell

Who

Bruhhh

[icy plover]

WTFF

OH HELL NO

[cursive gale]

holy FRICK

[weak narwhal]

so close Mallorca

[errant lodge]

Your watching real -Mallorca ?

[cursive gale]

brahim in arda in lucas in

[grave glen]

@grave glen

[pure pike]

Diaz,Guler and ceballos

[grave glen]

3mins

[proud umbra]

ayyy Guller

[grave glen]

Lets go mallorca

[pure pike]

Oh yeah lucas

[weak narwhal]

bellingham 90+2 min screamer, im already there

[pure pike]

How is greif playing guys

[surreal finch]

No Endrick

Guler gets playing time

[west kernel]

guler feel bad for him always play late

[robust vault]

Let them cook

[west kernel]

his talent deserves more time

[pure pike]

The mallorca keeper

[surreal finch]

Let’s see if Guler will whip some balls in

[grave glen]

Vinicius ☠️

[west kernel]

Guys rate mbappe performance today 1 out of 10?

[grave glen]

no way madrid draw against mallorca w their first team

[cursive gale]

aint no way

[proud umbra]

LMAO

[surreal finch]

Ha

[proud umbra]

OH MY GOD

[grave glen]

How

[proud umbra]

WHYYYYYY

[grave glen]

How

[thick saddle]

Game isn’t over yet. Shut up

[west kernel]

How did they miss that

[grave glen]

Lets goooo

[west kernel]

thank god

[grave glen]

HOW did he miss

[weak narwhal]

so closeeee

Mallorca

[errant lodge]

Real to lose

[icy plover]

COMEON

[grave glen]

Add “toco en hugo duro”

[errant sky]

Yikes! 👀

[robust vault]

Brahim Díaz(In)

Vinícius Júnior(Out)

[west kernel]

HALA MADRID

[cursive gale]

COME ON REAL MADRID

[icy plover]

HOW ARE WE BARELY DRAWING

[west kernel]

cmon madrid

[grave glen]

idk i dont watch but i want mallorca to win

[robust vault]

Lucas Vázquez(In)

Daniel Carvajal(Out)

Arda Güler(In)

Jude Bellingham(Out)

[proud umbra]

real

[west kernel]

Arda Güler(In)

Jude Bellingham(Out)

[thick saddle]

Madrid will score. Just wait

[west kernel]

Lucas Vázquez(In)

Daniel Carvajal(Out)

[weak narwhal]

you are so behind

[west kernel]

he’s just reminding people who didn’t know

[grave glen]

imagine if mallorca win last min

[robust vault]

I know sadly

[weak narwhal]

oh

[west kernel]

whats ur time?

[weak narwhal]

nvm

[cursive gale]

+5

[robust vault]

89'

[grave glen]

Man

[robust vault]

now 90'

[weak narwhal]

90:20

[cursive gale]

CLOSE

[surreal finch]

Mallorca has poor shooting

[grave glen]

Not close

[west kernel]

CLOSEEEE

[pure pike]

2 players from my country playing for Mallorca today and neither were in euros

[proud umbra]

was that-

almost a og?

[cursive gale]

yup

[proud umbra]

jesusss

[pure pike]

Modric last min goal

[proper hare]

Real is playing not good

real is not good

[grave glen]

what is madrid doing

[robust vault]

unlucky day for us today

[weak narwhal]

lol nice dribble

[robust vault]

just unlucky

[grave glen]

Wow

[weak narwhal]

Mallorca sub

[grave glen]

LETS GO

[errant lodge]

Real won’t win

[hearty arrow]

Sub Antonio Sanchez bruhh

[west kernel]

its just first game of the season I love how all the haters already hate

[proper hare]

Arda good

[hearty arrow]

If those 2 misses and 1 almost og wasn't a sign idk what is

[weak narwhal]

wtf modric

[thick saddle]

One more minute right?

[weak narwhal]

sent it to pacific

[weak narwhal]

until Madrid scores *

[robust vault]

they will support multiple clubs this season once again just watch

[errant lodge]

Goall

[cursive gale]

stop

[proper hare]

Barca fans rlly

[cursive gale]

it's not a goal

[proud umbra]

what's wrong with supporting multiple clubs 😭

[grizzled patio]

carlo out

mbappe out

[weak narwhal]

vini out

[hearty arrow]

No one's supporting multiple clubs bro, hate watching is different 😂

[icy plover]

Its ok

We’re chillin

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/boooooo-this-guy-stinks-serious-spongebob-squarepants-gif-11981386

[grave glen]

MBAPPE to Valencia all my Real Madrid homies hate him!!!

[pure pike]

Mbappe is NOT a Striker

[weak narwhal]

ft pls cmon

[grizzled patio]

sell everyone but rodrygo

[hearty arrow]

Additional minute for rm

Not surprised

[cursive gale]

mendy red card

💀

aint no way

[stiff minnow]

Lmao

[grave glen]

LMAOOO

[weak narwhal]

red card

lmaoooo

[spiral crescent]

Crazy

[grave glen]

What a THUG

[proud umbra]

they're being so picky with their shots, they just need to get a shot off lol

[icy plover]

FUCKK

END THE SEASON

[cursive gale]

💀💀aint no way bro

[foggy cape]

Hello @digital arch join in

[cursive gale]

FT

[sudden garnet]

Madrid is finished

[foggy cape]

😂😂😂

[digital arch]

[grave glen]

this is like san marino tying to spain

[weak narwhal]

[icy plover]

Do we even have another lb

[grizzled patio]

mendy red

[proud umbra]

it just started

[grizzled patio]

LMAO

[icy plover]

Man fuck this sh9t

[thick saddle]

AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭

[spiral crescent]

Im so confident to face Madrid now

[weak narwhal]

[proper hare]

RED CARD?!

[west kernel]

WHAT

why

[grave glen]

LMAOOOO

[weak narwhal]

ft

[proper hare]

AH NOOO

[west kernel]

he barely touched him

what a cry baby

[robust vault]

FT MALLORCA 1 - 1 REAL MADRID

[proud umbra]

that was hilarious

[weak narwhal]

[proper hare]

HE BARELY TOUCHED HIM WTF

[proper hare]

Oof.

A bad start

[robust vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[west kernel]

What a dork

thats a yellow

not a red

[grave glen]

Wtf was that tackle

[hearty arrow]

That's what Ronaldo said 😭

[mild crater]

lol imagine drawing to "mallorca"

[cursive gale]

very bad start