la-liga

[cloud sparrow]

Duh

[kindred stag]

Ferran

[foggy cape]

He didn’t mention dog shit

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1820736866804441431 @cloud sparrow Nico's staying

Saga over before it actually began

[weary depot]

it began tho

[grave glen]

Without Nico saying a word

[cloud sparrow]

Your late

[weary depot]

Nico technically announced his future and Olmo here we go on the same day

just end me alr

😭

[dapper dagger]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1820826860122477036

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🔴🛫 Barcelona are planning for Dani Olmo’s private flight to be booked soon with director Deco who has closed the deal in Leipzig today.

Dani, buzzing to join Barcelona. ✨

Here we go, confirmed. ✅🇪🇸

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 2:18 PM

[weary depot]

plan for my funeral first

[pastel spire]

pami polmo overrated

[weary depot]

cook

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/madridistaswe1/status/1820815952897794171

MS 🇸🇪 (Fan) (@madridistaswe1) on X

”Only Real Madrid are allowed to sign players in la-liga, we can’t compete”

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 1:35 PM

[weary depot]

way out of context

u signed Mbappe

how about mention that?

[shell hedge]

Free transfer

[weary depot]

so?

don't act like u didn't pay 100 million minimum

for him

[shell hedge]

It was a 100m signing fee throughout a five year span, and a weekly salary of 600k a week

[foggy cape]

Wonder if anyone will be able to surpass Messi’s contract

[shell hedge]

But for the main cost, Mbappe was free

[weary depot]

31 million per year

so you'll spend 256 million on Mbappe

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1797241780334690792
https://x.com/ESPNFC/status/1815778913424932871

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🎧 ‘Here we go’ podcast Mbappé episode.

◉ Kylian salary, way lower than 2022 proposal.

◎ Signing fee in excess of €100m in five years.

◉ NO plans for Arda Güler or Endrick loan.

◎ How was the dressing room’s reaction?

More @MenInBlazers: https://t.co/qFX3F0hVmr

Twitter · Jun 2, 2024, 12:20 PM

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) on X

Frenkie de Jong and Robert Lewandowski are the two highest-paid players in LALIGA this upcoming season 💰

They will earn more than Kylian Mbappé 😮

(via Capology)

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 4:00 PM

[weary depot]

ever heard of deferred salary or no?

[shell hedge]

I was showing you Mbappe's numbers

[weary depot]

mb

that's 256 million total spent on Mbappe

[shell hedge]

After the five years are up

[foggy cape]

It’s less tbh

He will generate more for the club

[weary depot]

31.2×5 + 100

that's 256

make it into millions

[foggy cape]

Messi made 555

😂

[weary depot]

he's Messi

[foggy cape]

Mbappe can probably reach 400

[weary depot]

Pedri makes only 7.5 million

[foggy cape]

Out of which 4 million goes towards hospital bill

[weary depot]

it's not the USA

[foggy cape]

Pre op post op recover and physiotherapy

Insurance companies when they see pedri they be like

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-gif-5798318147221316045

😂😂

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1812906332896284962
https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1811160654407159960 sold so many kits so far that we've not only sold out of the home kit and had to restock before the season even started, but the club had to dedicate an entire club store to his merchandise, and online customers had to wait weeks just to get Mbappe's print

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 After the very high request for Kylian Mbappé shirts, Real Madrid had to use their official store in Gran Via to sell ONLY Kylian Mbappé kits. @Pablo_Gallego__ 🔥🇫🇷

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 5:45 PM

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 Due to the high demand on Real Madrid's official store, Kylian Mbappé's shirt will take 4-6 weeks (usually 3-4 days) to arrive at your homes.

It's been released a few minutes ago. 🔥

Twitter · Jul 10, 2024, 10:08 PM

[weary depot]

Pedri tries to comeback quickly tho

go hate on Ding Dong

[grave glen]

from calling him mbaputa and ratapie to this lmaoooo

madrid fans are the epitome of glory hunting

[low delta]

Which team do you support?

[low delta]

Holy glory hunting

[grave glen]

Valencia

[low delta]

So you’re saying these fans that wore mbaputa wasn’t for a reason?

😂

[grave glen]

ofc, madrid isn't entitled to signing him

[weary depot]

still disrespectful glory hunters

[low delta]

You think these people who live in actual Madrid city who wore these shirts are glory hunters?

That’s crazy

[low delta]

Bro stop

..

[weary depot]

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1820843543734243453?s=12&t=mEnSyvzgKeM3xw-cv1ECFg pls I'm not trying to be mean but pls fail them

Barça Universal (@BarcaUniversal) on X

❗️Dani Olmo will go through extensive medical tests on Thursday. Barça are aware of his injury history. They will focus on his recent shoulder surgery and recurring right knee injury that has bothered him all throughout his career.

— @fansjavimiguel

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 3:25 PM

[tidal bolt]

Alvarez would be the good transfer in Atletico

[grave glen]

glory hunting can be about the mentality too

[low delta]

👍 bro

[weary depot]

Madrid fans Ik told me after the 3-2 game to switch clubs

[low delta]

What

[grave glen]

if madrid ended in europa league places this season a lot of their "fans" would switch

[weary depot]

After Barca lost the Classico Madrid fans I know told me to switch clubs

[low delta]

So youre accusing Madrid fans of being glory hunters

While you support Barcelona?

🤣

[weary depot]

if this isn't glory hunting Idk what is

[low delta]

You’re saying Barcelona fans aren’t glory hunters either?

[low delta]

…

No one would say that seriously bro

Grow up

Holy

[weary depot]

what have we done in the past years for glory hunters to support us

[weary depot]

so ur saying I'm lying?

[low delta]

Won the laliga??😭 bro whoever supports big clubs is indirectly a glory hunter

[low delta]

Bro idc what you’re saying, what you’re saying is complete childish, you should learn to take jokes hshahaha

[weary depot]

so there were Leicester glory hunters

[weary depot]

it wasn't a joke

[low delta]

👍 bro

[low delta]

Leicester is as big of a club as Barca

True

[weary depot]

it wasn't a text it was in front of me

[low delta]

You won the laliga and supercup last ssn

You all are glory hunters

You lot only support teams which get glory

[weary depot]

so I can tell if it was a joke

[tidal perch]

Alvarez to atletico madrid confirmed yet???

[weary depot]

it wasn't

[low delta]

Ye

[weary depot]

no

personal terms not agreed

[low delta]

Only players approval

[tidal perch]

Hmm

La Liga is looking solid

If he moves

[low delta]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1820843480517665279?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Julian Alvarez’s move to Atletico Madrid is in danger of collapse over personal terms. The current contract offer is not what Álvarez expected. 🇦🇷❌

The negotiations are at a tense point. ⚠️

(Source: @FabrizioRomano)

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 3:24 PM

Hmm

[weary depot]

we're not in a position to have glory hunters tho

[low delta]

wtf?

[weary depot]

what will happen except for Madrid dominating the league

[tidal perch]

That

is obvious

But I am looking fowward to Girona

After loosing their star players

What they will cook??

[weary depot]

they'll cook themselves

[tidal bolt]

Atletico could also be a favorite in the league

[neat thorn]

Ik people will hate on me but that’s a decent signing

[weary depot]

would be decent if we didn't have 4 players in his position

[weary depot]

meh

[neat thorn]

He can play lw too, also pedri is injured 24/7 Gündogan is old and Fermin is basically still a kid

[weary depot]

but like haven't we learned from Griezmann and Coutinho

[neat thorn]

At least Olmo is a player who really really wants Barca over everything else

[weary depot]

but then we don't need him

and for 60 million

at this time

[neat thorn]

He’s a good lw and if Hansi wants him I trust him more than I’d trust a depressive crying over a 3 games wonder fanbase

He’s a decent lw who can play multiple positions if he has to

[weary depot]

he's an AM

[neat thorn]

I mean he can play LW

[weary depot]

Griezmann and Coutinho asw

but yk what happened 🤷‍♂️

[neat thorn]

Oh brother stop crying about the past

[weary depot]

you don't play number 10s on the wings

[neat thorn]

Oh really

Which team are you managing?

[weary depot]

yeah you don't

Olmo isn't the type of LW we need at the moment

[neat thorn]

Don’t dodge my question
Which team are you managing?

[neat thorn]

Well looks like Flick wants him

And we still have Raphinha

[weary depot]

like Flick has an option

🤷‍♂️

[weary depot]

I don't have to manage a team to know the answer

[neat thorn]

Im pretty sure if you buy Olmo for 55 million you do have other options

[weary depot]

there's alr a number 10 in Flick's system

he doesn't need another one

[neat thorn]

Nah there’s a reason you don’t manage a team
Now stfu quit crying and just watch the season

[weary depot]

I mean like Flick can stop what Laporta wants

2 number 10s in a system doesn't work

[neat thorn]

Says you

[tidal bolt]

Barcelona need a new cdm! Exaсtly Zubimendi

[dapper dagger]

no we don't

[weary depot]

we do

but I don't want Zubimendi

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-Vge1RA3s2/?igsh=aDA4ejN6Y3U1Mjd0 and Decobum decided he was more important than a dm

pureblaugrana__

🚨🚨 | Barcelona have two offers for Vitor Roque - one from the Premier League for a loan and one from the Serie A for a permanent transfer. His agent, André Cury, has been seen today in Barcelona.

• @jijantesfc

Likes

296

Instagram

[cloud sparrow]

He's right

Yall need a solid 6 role player

[weary depot]

we really do

but all this club cares about are flashy signings

[cloud sparrow]

Someone like what goretzka was in the 2020 bayern team

Bc Kimmich was still playing rb at that point

[weary depot]

heard reports saying we'll go for Kimmich if Nico doesn't join

[cloud sparrow]

That makes no sense

Different positions

[weary depot]

Barca's plan is to wait for next year and try for Nico again if he doesn't renew

[cloud sparrow]

He'll renew

I am sure

[grizzled patio]

why would nico go to barca

he either stays or goes to another league

[weary depot]

bc reports suggest that lack of guarantees in registration and the uncertainty of moving on this year are the factors of Nico's decision

[cloud sparrow]

Why would Davies go to madrid

[grizzled patio]

because they dont want him in bayern

[rigid dragon]

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1820881297532973378?t=OUqJLk1WgHedtXVqq_uIiQ&s=19

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔴⚪️ Julián Álvarez to Atlético Madrid, here we go! Deal in place for €75m fixed fee plus €20m add-ons.

Julián has ACCEPTED the proposal for five year deal after talks with agent Hidalgo today.

Man City signed Julián for £14m and he’s now record sale for €95m package.

Twitter · Aug 6, 2024, 5:55 PM

[cloud sparrow]

Barça registers an apple at most

[grizzled patio]

0 correlation in what ur saying btw

davies wants 20m in bayern

[cloud sparrow]

Here we go now?

[weary depot]

he wants to stay in Spain

[grizzled patio]

so he stays in athletic club

[weary depot]

lol

[weary depot]

he won't stay there for his career tho

[cloud sparrow]

Im sure he will

[grizzled patio]

we dont know

[weary depot]

meh

he wouldn't put such a low release clause then

[cloud sparrow]

I've always got all my faith in nico

[cloud sparrow]

It's bc la liga prices aren't/don't tend to be as inflated as prem prices

[weary depot]

yeah but increasing ur release clause by 8/12 million 🤷‍♂️

btw it's 62 million now

[cloud sparrow]

Better than nothing

We can do things w that money

Aka laporte

[weary depot]

tell him to join and we pay u for Laporte

[cloud sparrow]

Hm

Nah

[thick saddle]

say yes

[cloud sparrow]

Can you buy vesga and lekue

By chance

[weary depot]

if Nico then yes

[cloud sparrow]

Hmm

No

[weary depot]

we'll ship them off to Saudi then

[cloud sparrow]

Vesga and lekue for 50 mil pls

Ty

[weary depot]

wrong club

contact Madrid

we broke

[cloud sparrow]

Loool

@obsidian harbor

[weary depot]

don't offer them Nico tho

[cloud sparrow]

Vesga and lekue in return for 50 mil

@shell hedge

@grizzled patio

[weary depot]

and Lenglet

[cloud sparrow]

3 way deal

Ez

Madrid take the players
We take 50 mil
You take lacasitos

Do we have a deal

[grizzled patio]

how about

[weary depot]

yes

[grizzled patio]

you take dani ceballos and jesus vallejo

for free

and we pay you 60m

[weary depot]

not basque

[grizzled patio]

we need to get rid of them

[weary depot]

buy Lenglet pls 🥺

[grizzled patio]

doesent barca need depth

long season ahead

[weary depot]

we have many cbs

Ding Dong can play there too

[grizzled patio]

you cant rely on those player

players

that are injured a fuck ton

[cloud sparrow]

Can we js take 50 mil for lekue and vesga

[weary depot]

although his defensive awareness...

[cloud sparrow]

@pure crest

Man city fans

Take vesga and lekue for 50 mil

Thank you

[weary depot]

@cloud sparrow make Nico release clause 30 million

and then

we give u

[cloud sparrow]

30 million ²

[weary depot]

50% discount for players

from us

[cloud sparrow]

What players are we gonna take

Iñigo martinez

[weary depot]

yes

[cloud sparrow]

😭

No fucking chance

[weary depot]

he's not even registered

[cloud sparrow]

He can go to amorebieta all I care

[weary depot]

poor him

we made him wait till last 5 minutes of the last summer window to get registered

and now we're doing basically the same

😭

[cloud sparrow]

He has the defensive ability of me

[pure crest]

Do yall have a good DM?

[cloud sparrow]

Vesga

Take him for 50 mil

[weary depot]

oh so ur good

I forgot to mention

[cloud sparrow]

No I couldn't be a worse defender

If I tried

[pure crest]

Isn’t bro like 30 or 31 year old 💀

[cloud sparrow]

Shhhh we don't talk about that

50 mil pls

[weary depot]

we fake player nationality to Basque for you @cloud sparrow

so u get discount

[cloud sparrow]

Faking

Lol

No

[weary depot]

except for Pedri

he untouchable

[cloud sparrow]

Send pedri to Las palmas

Save him

[weary depot]

when he 31

[cloud sparrow]

Naw

Albert is typing for ever

[weary depot]

Las Palmas no longer spent more than Barca 🥺

[tidal bolt]

Alvarez will be the new leader to Atletico

[cloud sparrow]

Rip

Buy season ticket

[weary depot]

broke

[cloud sparrow]

Buy a boat

[shell hedge]

No

[cloud sparrow]

A plane

[weary depot]

I need airplane ticket too

[cloud sparrow]

Nooo

Move to gran canaria

Then

Yk

[weary depot]

still need airplane ticket

[cloud sparrow]

Ok

Yk vueling right

Ryanair yeah

They'll get you there

[thick saddle]

guys why did I choose barca as my club? Tickets are so expensive wtf 😭

[cloud sparrow]

Chose athletic

[weary depot]

when

[cloud sparrow]

Don't regret it

[cloud sparrow]

Anytime

2 am or 7 pm

[weary depot]

oh

[weary depot]

7

[thick saddle]

Notify me when athletic plays away in Valencia 🔥

[cloud sparrow]

It was not an option

[weary depot]

sell ur kidney

[cloud sparrow]

Pretty early I think

[weary depot]

oh

[thick saddle]

Ohhh?

[cloud sparrow]

IM WTONG

I was thinking about our home game

So it's pretty late on

Maybe april

[weary depot]

ur late bum

it was January 2024

[thick saddle]

yeah I’ll be Germany by then 😔

[cloud sparrow]

Rest in piece

I'm such a good speller

[thick saddle]

piss 😭😭😭

DANIEL AHAHHA

[weary depot]

sucks to suck sucka

[thick saddle]

Id rather not rest in piss

[cloud sparrow]

You saw NOTHING

[cloud sparrow]

Same bro

[thick saddle]

[cloud sparrow]

Wow

[weary depot]

it's May

[atomic crescent]

Athletico cooking ngl

[weary depot]

before ur game against us

[cloud sparrow]

Ah

So 36

[thick saddle]

worse

[cloud sparrow]

No

37

[weary depot]

37

[thick saddle]

Yeah sorry Daniel, can’t choose athletic :(

[cloud sparrow]

Yes you can

Fly to bilbao

Take a train

You got this bro

[weary depot]

3+7=10÷2=5 we're not winning the UCL 🥺

[cloud sparrow]

I belief in you

[cloud sparrow]

What

[thick saddle]

😭🔥

[weary depot]

we have 5 UCLs

[cloud sparrow]

What does 3+7 have to

Ok

[weary depot]

and that equation leads to an answer of 5

[weary depot]

37

[thick saddle]

If only there was somebody that believed in me as much as Daniel believes in me

Damn

[cloud sparrow]

I belief in you bro 😭 🔥

So cold ❄

[thick saddle]

belief 😭🔥

[cloud sparrow]

So so so skigma

🔥

[weary depot]

Daniel try to spell

[cloud sparrow]

I'm so creative

[weary depot]

challeng

[cloud sparrow]

Nvever

[weary depot]

challenge

[cloud sparrow]

LOOOL

If it wasn't for autocorrect

[weary depot]

koo

oko

[cloud sparrow]

Everything I say would look like a basque surname

[weary depot]

ok

[cloud sparrow]

Pigeon

Koo koo koo

[weary depot]

don't disrespect me

I clear Richalridno

bro u infkected me

infected

[lunar ridge]

Im incredibly impressed with Atletico’s market

[tidal bolt]

because, English is not my first language

[lunar ridge]

habla en español y q le den a los guiris

no pasa nada albert

[tidal bolt]

ok

[pure crest]

It had been so good

[grave glen]

Anyone seen the liga series on netflix?

[tranquil light]

Atletico are rich damn

[tranquil light]

Tbh i heard

Inaki was the one who told nico to stay

Ngl he ruined his career

[weary depot]

he's 22 blud

[tranquil light]

Mate😭

Athletic will increase his release clause

To atleast 100m

No ones buying him then

[weary depot]

then he would have to say bye to Barca forever

[tranquil light]

hes either gonna stay at athletic at his peak years or get move to chelsea or united

and both are finished

[weary depot]

he wants Spain

at least for now

[tranquil light]

Yeah not happening then

If he wants spain hes staying at athletic

Madrid dont want him nor need him

Barca wont want him anymore

[weary depot]

he would rather stay at Athletic his entire career than moving out from Spain

[tranquil light]

Atletico just signed sorloth and alvarez

[weary depot]

we do if he doesn't renew

[tranquil light]

and anything else would be a downgrade

[pseudo holly]

Atletico is genuinely cooking this season

I am more afraid of Atletico than Barcelona this upcoming season fr fr

[weary depot]

he won't join a club that racially abued hims

[tranquil light]

Lol

[weary depot]

I'm afraid of Barca

[tranquil light]

All atletico signed were some strikers

[weary depot]

bc of how many heartatrckad Ill get

[pseudo holly]

And Barcelona signed an injury prone attacking Midfielder, what's your point

[weary depot]

heartattacks

[tranquil light]

Barca's squad is young and bright

Fermin lopez with an amazing olympics

Yamal with a POTT worthy Euros

Same with many others

[pseudo holly]

I am not saying Barcelona ain't cooking this season

But

[tranquil light]

Atletico has washed old players

[pseudo holly]

Atletico is having a more active transfer window

[tranquil light]

Most players are already past their prime

[weary depot]

Alvarez ain't washed

[tranquil light]

I mean the current players

[weary depot]

Le Nirmand ain't eashed

[tranquil light]

Not signings

Like depaul

Reinildo

[weary depot]

not wahded

wahsd

washed

[tranquil light]

And they got felix again

So another washed player

[weary depot]

incosnystsent

[tranquil light]

They got koke whos washed too

[weary depot]

bro help

[pseudo holly]

Bro the most washed player of La Liga is still at Barcelona

[weary depot]

Lewnadisg

Lewndisney

Lewandysney

Lewandisney

https://tenor.com/view/lewandisney-gif-23365147

[pseudo holly]

Genuinely surprised how he is still at the club

He is more washed than Romeu and Roberto combined

[tranquil light]

Respect lewa man

He is still MILES clear of roque

And i will die on that hill

[pseudo holly]

Lewa is top three striker of our generation for SURE

But currently

Like Right now,

[weary depot]

I can guarantee you that Braithwaite would do vetter than toque

[tranquil light]

Current lewa still clear of roque

Tears for roque man

Xavi didnt want him they said xavi is spanish bias

Flick now doesnt want him either😭

[pseudo holly]

Guys, I have to admit somethinf

If I wasn't a Madridista, I would have bought that Barcelona kit as soon as I saw it

[tranquil light]

Ye its good

Ngl it even rivals 16/17 Barca kit

[pseudo holly]

I hope a terrible season doesn't ruin the kit

[tranquil light]

Blonde Messi vibes💫

[dapper dagger]

yeah everyone is doubting like spain in the euros might be time to invest again

[cloud sparrow]

Smartest valencia fan

[weary depot]

@lunar ridge @grave glen I heard Mamar would want a move to Liverpool

[grave glen]

WERE WINNING THE LEAGUEEEE

mamarda to liverpool, no javi guerra, almeida to wolves….la liga hypermotion here we go

[thick saddle]

booo Atletico

[tranquil light]

Thats what they all said

[grave glen]

Calma Mamardashvili is staying

[neat thorn]

I mean why not good luck

[tranquil light]

Atleti arent winning ucl just because they signed 2 new guys

[weary depot]

he wants Liverpool

[grave glen]

Are you a Madrid fan?

[grave glen]

Damn

[tranquil light]

Madrid signed mbappe and endrick

Barca signed olmo and got rid of romeu

[weary depot]

no Barca

[tranquil light]

Girona looks stronger with romeu

Sorry but i dont see atletico lifting the title

[grave glen]

You guys better make use of Javi Guerra ngl

[tranquil light]

Top 3 or top 4

For me atleast

[grave glen]

Maybe

[weary depot]

1. Madrid
2. Atleti
3. Athletic
4. Barca

[tranquil light]

Athletic above barca

U got no ball knowledge

Damn

[weary depot]

they've had a better window

[grave glen]

Athletic this season will cook

[tranquil light]

Doesnt matter

[neat thorn]

💀

[weary depot]

and their team isn't filled with wooden legs

[tranquil light]

Barca is still better than them

[weary depot]

plastic

I wish wood

plastic legs

[tranquil light]

Other than the williams brothers

[grave glen]

Idk about that

[tranquil light]

Who else does bilbao have

[thick saddle]

No

[weary depot]

plastic and then recycle

[grave glen]

Berenguer, Djalo, Guruzeta, Vivian, Unai Simon

[weary depot]

plastic reuse recycle repeat

[tranquil light]

Other than simon

All of those arent world class

[weary depot]

Munian asw

[tranquil light]

You need world class players to be top 3

[grave glen]

Nah he’s gone i think

[tranquil light]

Barcelona got lamine yamal, fermin

Who else?

[weary depot]

Girona didn't have world class players

[tranquil light]

No dovbyk was world class

His PR is just bad

[weary depot]

1 good season doesn't make him world class

[tranquil light]

its called a breakout season

hes gonna have more good seasons

[weary depot]

not world class

[tranquil light]

kind of like cole palmer

[weary depot]

can't be world class after 1 good season

[grave glen]

Dovbyk is not world class

[weary depot]

or else Fati is world class

[tranquil light]

Covid fati

[grave glen]

Imo dovbyk is a system player

[tranquil light]

Good times

[weary depot]

Eric Garcia is world class

[dapper dagger]

easy title win for Barcelona #seated

[weary depot]

only title is Joan Gamper

against Monaco

[tranquil light]

Lol

[weary depot]

me when I said Nico will stay at Athletic

[tranquil light]

What club u support bro

Las palmas?

[weary depot]

Viva Las Palmas

[lunar ridge]

yep, they want to buy him and loan him out until Alisson leaves (next season apparently)

[weary depot]

loan him back to you guys or..?

[lunar ridge]

dont think so

we signed Dimitrievski for that

i mean id love it but

my club rarely ever does things right

[weary depot]

oh

[weary depot]

lol

[lunar ridge]

forgot to share Valencia’s new third kit is out

[weary depot]

fire 🔥

Nico Williams: 33 Goals and assists last season
Dani Olmo: 32 games last season

😭

[weary depot]

@cloud sparrow @thick saddle

[shell hedge]

the green puts it off a bit

[sleek echo]

I just realized atleti still haven’t even sold felix

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-VY39CSe4H/?igsh=cDNwNHlneWhtNnNs @cloud sparrow delusion lives in myr club still

barcelonanewsroom_2

🚨‼️𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆, Barça sources who are still in the US, refuse to rule out the Nico Williams signing despite the video this morning of him training. [@victornavarro3]

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[cloud sparrow]

Yea bs

[cloud sparrow]

NARANJITO POR DIOSSS

[cloud sparrow]

Yep

[cloud sparrow]

Smartest barça fan ever

[sleek echo]

Fair play you stuck to your word even tho so many reports were saying he’s getting closer to joining barca

[dapper dagger]

doesn't take sherlock to figure he was either staying or joining barca

he didn't leave this year? next then

[shell hedge]

And if he extends or goes to a club that has money?

[sleek echo]

What

I said fair play that he said he’s staying at Bilbao

[shell hedge]

the goalpost has moved to "he'll join next season on free"

[sleek echo]

Obviously it was between the two

[dapper dagger]

goalpost uno

[shell hedge]

You're right

Too expensive for Laporta

*the cup straw has moved to "he'll join next season on free"

[dapper dagger]

.

[shell hedge]

.

[dapper dagger]

sent your favorite nation home thoughts

[shell hedge]

Probably not the same as your thoughts on Chelsea beating us today

[dapper dagger]

saw your lineup btw crying carlo is rattled

he needs the win

apart from ceballos and martin that's basically your starting lineup

let's see carlo ancelotti footy

[shell hedge]

It's not the starting lineup

And he doesn't need to win

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-jason-hayes-sonny-quinn-seal-team-s6e10-gif-27128695

[shell hedge]

This is us during pre-season:

But as soon as the important matches start, we'll suddenly be this:

[dapper dagger]

point of the preseason is to test youngsters

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-jason-hayes-sonny-quinn-seal-team-s6e10-gif-27128695

[dapper dagger]

you start the same players over and over because you don't have youngsters 💔

[shell hedge]

Youngsters have been playing

[dapper dagger]

proper shit innit

fairs except maybe that lad joan

[pale sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-city-julian-alvarez-alvarez-goal-alvarez-vs-real-madrid-gif-10427747043959104238

[shell hedge]

They come off the bench

[grave glen]

So

Do barca fans hate CR7 more or vinicius

[cloud sparrow]

As I knew

Since first second

[cloud sparrow]

Prolly vini

That provocative bitch

[grave glen]

Lmao i thought so

[grave glen]

But he ain't doing nothing suarez or neymar haven't done

Especially suarez

[cloud sparrow]

Suarez js bit someone once

Thats it pretty much

@tough star you'll never guess where I'm going in like 15 hours

[past iron]

His reaction is enquivalent to that of a 12 year old when he gets insulted unlike Neymar or Suarez though

[grave glen]

No he didnt he dived constantly and provoked constantly much more then vini

[grave glen]

U a barca fan?

[past iron]

No. But I'm just saying from what I've seen

[grave glen]

Bro litwrallt gets called a monkey and shit what u want him to do lol

[dapper dagger]

it's not that deep bro every non-madridista thinks vini is a dickhead

[cloud sparrow]

Suarez dived in that one clip and had a few arguments

[shell hedge]

Every player dives

[grave glen]

I'm a madridista and I know he can be a dickhead lmao

[shell hedge]

They're literally trained to

[past iron]

He got crtizsed when he was on the national team. Instead of trying to improve he argued with people online

[cloud sparrow]

He gets called that because he's constantly arguing w people (still no excuse for racism tho)

[dapper dagger]

good we are all in the same page

[grave glen]

Suarez is the king of diving litsrallt even when there's 0 contact he falls down

Plus he bit 3 people

[cloud sparrow]

The biting bit is js bc he's a lil bit special

Like messi

[grave glen]

When he bit chiellini he acted like chiellini fojled him

[past iron]

He got banned from playing football. Yet to this day he still pretends nothing happened

[grave glen]

Hes an absolute cunt tho I'd say even more then diego costa

[past iron]

Suarez does not care how people view him at all

[grave glen]

I know lol

As a madrid fan I don't hate messi i just hate suarez

[grave glen]

Ye he does argue he tries to get under people skin to throw them off their game

But loads of players do

And when you play for a manager like this it gets encouraged lmaooo

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[worn basin]

Where can I watch real vs Chelsea?

Legit?

[grave glen]

Bro vpn

And these dodgy sites

[humble badge]

No
Stop

[grave glen]

Ohh yeah forgot you can’t mention piracy or something

Damnn am i finally gonna get user broke server rules role?

[surreal finch]

Anyone watching Barca AC Milan

[white mauve]

Me

Oh damn, Milan just squeezed one in

Thought Barca was starting to find a good rhythm

Omg 2-0 in 15 mins

[neat thorn]

I swear Leao is what Nico Williams wants to be

[distant basin]

lol Gundogan gonna get real mad again

[last bolt]

2-2

[tough star]

Eibar

[grave glen]

I kinda wanna try this out but I'd have to put in a fake report 😭

[lunar ridge]

who tf is leao next to nico fucking williams

[neat thorn]

the much better winger but also 175M RC sadly

[dapper dagger]

he stunk the gaf up

[ashen sandal]

Does anyone know what channel in the UK would air a real betis game tmrw?

They showed them on premier sports once but don’t seem to be showing the friendly tmrw

[weary depot]

an inconsistent player isn't better than a consistent player

[neat thorn]

Nico is consistent? Bro either you are a troll or the most delusional guy with the biggest L takes I have ever talked to

[weary depot]

like Leao isn't a moody guy

[neat thorn]

there is a reason why one guy is 58m at Bilbao and the other one is 175m at Milan

[weary depot]

performs depends on his mood

[neat thorn]

hes not good at finishing but he is still the better winger

[weary depot]

cuz one's a big name

the other isn't

[neat thorn]

yeah you dont get big names for nothing you clown

[weary depot]

fortunately tho we don't rate players based on names

[neat thorn]

true we do rate them on their performance

where he is a lot better

[weary depot]

this isn't worth anything close to 170 million

3 blues 4 greens 6 yellows 3 oranges

watched him asw

doesn't even look like he's trying

just a moody player

performances depends on his mood or something

suspended himself bc of diving asw

can be intentional asw

[neat thorn]

oh brother someone please help this lost stupid ahh soul 🤦‍♂️

[weary depot]

literally watched him

feels like he doesn't care

[neat thorn]

[low delta]

Did u really say that?

Lmaoo

[neat thorn]

Some people are just delusional

[terse cargo]

leao is kinda mid icl

he's right

[weary depot]

you never know when he performs

[terse cargo]

he has been sorta important for ac milan but he's not as good as people say he is

[weary depot]

max I'd pay for Leao is 70 million

just bc he has talent

if not

40-50 million

[terse cargo]

i dont think hes worth 70 icl

prem clubs would pay that kind of money, maybe even more

but outside of that he's not worth that imo

[weary depot]

based on his talent I'd pay around 100 million

but the thing is

he's wasting it

[mellow kindle]

i think the game got posponed

[ashen sandal]

Wait really?

Where’d you hear this?

[ashen sandal]

Looks like against raja Casablanca did

They’re now going against Cádiz

[mellow kindle]

you're a betis fan?

[ashen sandal]

Ehh I’m trying to be..

Ngl I’ve only recently gotten in to football

[mellow kindle]

Fun club to follow

shame that almost every spanish club has so much debt that they cant make many signings

[ashen sandal]

Yeah bellerin I followed him cause I like his style and his mindset

[mellow kindle]

fair enough

[ashen sandal]

But then I decided to check out his games and saw him last week play

And being in the audience for a game is so fun and an experience

So I’ve been trying to learn and pick up on stuff! Joined the discord but it’s very fast paced on the main chat

[terse cargo]

guess the player

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o-neal-shaq-remove-glasses-im-out-im-leaving-gif-17944592

[mellow kindle]

Yeah the main chat is very fast

for like game discussions and stuff you're better off in the league channels

La liga kicking off next week so thats good

[ashen sandal]

Yeah I watched the game Saturday and that was pretty fun! It was on premier

[mellow kindle]

gonna watch some

[ashen sandal]

But now todays game isn’t there

[weary depot]

a guy who played less number of games than the amount of GA Nico has

[terse cargo]

dani olmo

you guys dont even need him

[weary depot]

but Barca fans tell me we need Olmo more than Nico

[ashen sandal]

Wait that’s fun you guys pick your fav player and put szn to it

[terse cargo]

what was the point of that

[mellow kindle]

Yeah just a week until the season starts

[weary depot]

"flashy" signing

[ashen sandal]

I’ll just subscribe to La liga tv

[terse cargo]

you need a dm

and a good winger

you signed neither

[weary depot]

we keep finding excuses every year to not sign one

[terse cargo]

deco ball

[weary depot]

last season it was Romeu this season it's Casado and Bernal

[mellow kindle]

Deploy olmo as winger

[weary depot]

and then I'll have my bed ready to sleep

[terse cargo]

0 pace on the wings

lool

[mellow kindle]

you dont need that always

[terse cargo]

olmo-balde left flank

https://tenor.com/view/smile-smirk-try-not-to-laugh-gif-20026966

[weary depot]

Barca having 2 number 10s who work better centrally

[terse cargo]

0 attacking fbs

[ashen sandal]

Thoughts on Valladolid?

[weary depot]

have we even learned from our mistakes

[mellow kindle]

Meh

[weary depot]

one of them will over-shadow the other

[terse cargo]

lewa
olmo pedri lamine/raph
gundo fdj 😂
balde chris araujo kounde
mats

this is awful and not balanced

[weary depot]

seeing that double pivot scares me

[terse cargo]

that double pivot combined with flick ultra high line

[weary depot]

the right side is very good

Yamal and Kounde no complaints about them

[terse cargo]

left side is so shit

[weary depot]

Balde good defensively on his day needs to work on his attacking side

[terse cargo]

one through ball and everything falls apart here if flick uses his high line

[weary depot]

can't wait to see Pedri in the 10

[terse cargo]

especially if youre against pace

[terse cargo]

if he can leave the hospital bed yes

i suppose

[weary depot]

he'll return for Valencia as reports say

[terse cargo]

if he's injured fermin plays there(?)

[weary depot]

hopefully

[terse cargo]

dont count on it

he'll play half a game and die again

[weary depot]

I don't want Gundo there

Idk how long Fermin's holiday is

I'm pretty sure he misses the first game

cuz he's in the final

[terse cargo]

so gundo 10

[weary depot]

my attack would be Raphinha Lewa Yamal and Olmo as the 10

for the game against Valencia

[terse cargo]

ok that left wing got even more dead

[weary depot]

it's better than putting Gundogan at the 10

imo sell Gundogan

[terse cargo]

why

[ashen sandal]

Sorry but what’s La liga hyper motion?

[weary depot]

his price will decrease by 10 times and he doesn't know what it means to keep things inside the club

I blamed him for talking about Araujo to the media after PSG and now he did it again but this time to our rivals

big mouth blaming others and then produced a mediocre performance the game after

[weary depot]

second division of Spain

[low delta]

https://x.com/deadlinedaylive/status/1820922573451919817?s=46

Transfer News Live (@DeadlineDayLive) on X

🚨 Atlético’s potential line-up for this season. ❤️🤍

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Holy shit

[copper bison]

good attack on paper

idk about that defense though

[weary depot]

those counters against us

https://tenor.com/view/suarez-crying-phone-gif-21662156

[tidal bolt]

This's all very well but except Witsel

[weary depot]

if Laporta wants to stay beyond 2025 he should try to make this happen

LW - Musiala ST - Lewa RW - Yamal AM - Pedri

[terse cargo]

?

simeone back 4?

i think not

[thick saddle]

I changed my mind. Keep Felix. We’re gonna need him against those atletico assholes 🗣️

[terse cargo]

i think the front 2 will be griezmann - alvarez

[terse cargo]

acting like pateti doesnt give you 6 free points every season

[weary depot]

it can be a back 3 with Witsel as the cb

priorities before signing Olmo:

Dm
Lw

After:

Dm
Lw

[terse cargo]

warra

spending 200 bags in one summer just to still have witsel at cb

[weary depot]

they're interested in Lenglet

[terse cargo]

spending more than 200 bags in one summer to have lenglet at cb

[low delta]

Sorloth

[weary depot]

Lenglet is world class mate

[terse cargo]

not better than any of them

isnt correa leaving

i think sorloth will be a rotational player

[weary depot]

Griezmann at AM

[tidal bolt]

Atletico will be play with 2 forwards

[bronze adder]

Atlético play with 2 strikers

[cloud sparrow]

Donosti bro

[bronze adder]

3-5-2

[bronze adder]

I'd reccomend we look at Rafael Leao under his new manager, he'll benefit much more

He's still one of the best wingers in the world

[weary depot]

how many managers does he want?

in fact the moment he gets a real manager that doesn't look at names but performances he's the first one from the lineup to get benched

I love Leao but he must focus on staying consistent

he's like Felix

he's talented

but useless if ur not consistent

[bronze adder]

Looking at performances through Sofascore is such a bad way to judge a player, Leao was really good for Portugal, not his fault he didn't carry the team in every single game when nobody scored

[weary depot]

I watched him

and it seemed like he isn't trying

as I said I love Leao

I have no agenda against him

[bronze adder]

He's obviously not worth 173M

But he's Milan's best player and it's so they can easily retain him

[weary depot]

Theo is better than him

Maignan asw

Leao can be the best at Milan

could be the best in the world

but as far as today he isn't

[terse cargo]

3 5 2 griezmann plays up there

[weary depot]

I see an Alvarez Sorloth ST duo and Griezmann behind them

[terse cargo]

i do not see that

by doing that theyre using all of their forwards

with no rotation players

wait nvm correa is still there

simeone will play a 3atb

[weary depot]

3-4-1-2

[bronze adder]

Well the line-up doesn't exactly stay that way all game

[terse cargo]

too woke for cholo

he's doing a 3 5 2

[bronze adder]

Griezmann will move up to join the attack in the counter attack

[weary depot]

their loss

[versed shell]

Laporta and Deco didnt do anything to get Zubimendi

they had to convince him

but they got Olmo

next season Barca should get striker, lw and dm

[glad plover]

We need to sell pedri

[weary depot]

hell no

[glad plover]

It’s the only way barca can get money and invest it in nico and a striker

Pedri never reached exceptions tbf it’s been 4 seasons now

If not pedri then fdj

Since we got Romeu

[weary depot]

4 seasons in a row

oh ok

most played player in his first season

for Barca and Spain

[glad plover]

lol no only the first season

[weary depot]

Golden Boy and Kopa award

second season Barca player of the season

third season La Liga best midfielder award

it's so easy to forget lol

[glad plover]

Exceptions are him to be best midfielder in the world

But in reality he never get to play a full season

[weary depot]

what do you want him to do when he was ran to the ground?

share the same energy with Araujo

De Jong

[glad plover]

Araujo is too

[weary depot]

so sell him?

[glad plover]

No

[weary depot]

then why sell Pedri?

mind you that Araujo is 24 and Pedri is 21

[glad plover]

Since barca are getting omlo

[weary depot]

Araujo is 25

[weary depot]

Olmo got benched by Pedri in the Euros

[glad plover]

If de ligt comes to barca then ye s

[weary depot]

[glad plover]

But performed better than him

He did more to that team than pedri

[weary depot]

"Since barca are getting omlo"

mind you that Pedri played 8 more games than Olmo last season

[cloud sparrow]

Olmo and pedri are different play styled

Olmo is more a shadow striker number 10 type player
Pedri is your typical playmaker

[tough star]

Had a feeling but it would’ve been funnier if you said yes lol

[cloud sparrow]

You should've said sm random like arrigorriaga or lesaka or sm

That woulda been funnier

[versed shell]

everone except Gavi/Ter-Stegen/Kounde]

[terse cargo]

yes

keep ter stegen

https://tenor.com/view/smile-smirk-try-not-to-laugh-gif-20026966

[versed shell]

not better than Courtouis?

[terse cargo]

LOL

not in the same stratosphere as courtois im afraid

[versed shell]

courtois played good only last 2 seasons

before he wasnt good

[terse cargo]

fairs you started watching football in 2019

no use arguing with you

[versed shell]

Messi alone finished him

[terse cargo]

mate

[versed shell]

https://tenor.com/view/courtois-nutmeg-messi-vs-courtois-messi-goal-gif-12302815

[terse cargo]

he won laliga in 2014

with atleti

26 goals conceded only

and made it to the ucl final but lost

[versed shell]

mate

Ter Stegen won la liga 22/23 with 18 goals conceded

26 cleansheets

[terse cargo]

and no ucls

https://tenor.com/view/shaquille-o-neal-shaq-remove-glasses-im-out-im-leaving-gif-17944592

[versed shell]

same for courtois

[terse cargo]

only with treble winning team

[versed shell]

in 14 he lost

[weary depot]

u said sell Gavi for 90 million 💀

[terse cargo]

21/22 motm in ucl final

?

23/24 final masterclass

[weary depot]

atp ur just checking GA

[versed shell]

if offer comes for 90 million, then ok, but only if Laporta gets normal players for 90 million

[weary depot]

when u realise we aren't in the 1:1 rule

[terse cargo]

especially not after this olmo deal

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-XWR3MAKEG/?igsh=ZGV5OXQ2Z3hzbTRy on a loan only

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🚨 KINGSLEY COMAN ⬇️

🔵 Bayern Munich winger Kingsley Coman has been offered to Barcelona. Bayern are open to either selling him or sending him out on loan.

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this bum is injured every month

[versed shell]

well, 22/23 new record in La liga, better passing with 80-90% accuracy, more saving percentage, Courtois shines in finals or single matches, while Ter Stegen is more consistent

[fringe loom]

Do Bayern have some special deal with Barca or something?

Flick, leva and now koman

[weary depot]

we're recreating that Bayern 2020 team

we want Kimmich asw

[fringe loom]

Oh my god you’re I forgot about that

[terse cargo]

courtois was better than ter standing last season despite being out for 95% of it

[weary depot]

Ter Stegen against Almeria: 🔥
Ter Stegen against big teams: 🤡

[copper mulch]

Ucl merchant

[versed shell]

wtf u talk man

[terse cargo]

literally objective fact

ter static was shit and courtois had a ucl final masterclass

[copper mulch]

He is a troll

No point engaging

[terse cargo]

courtois literally won the ucl
ter standing didnt win jack shit and was shit on top of it

[versed shell]

see thats what I say, he is a 1 game player, while Ter is more consistent

[weary depot]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-XVTHuAKJL/?igsh=anFzbXBmcGJzdXRh we're selling more than we're buying

thenationofblaugrana

• 🚨🇧🇷 | According to a report by @mundodeportivo, Newcastle United is planning to submit a bid for Raphinha. The club will face competition from Arsenal, who are also interested in the Barcelona winger. 🗞️

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[terse cargo]

and ter static was consistently fucking shit

[terse cargo]

mundodeportivo

lol

[fringe loom]

Bro idk why you’re arguing about courtois still he’s legit the best keeper in the world rn, he had one of the best ever games against Liverpool and then his first ever champions league game last season was in the final and had clean sheet. Just put your Barca bias away from the argument

[weary depot]

Barca wing options will be Ferran Fati Yamal

[terse cargo]

olmo

when hes not injured

[fringe loom]

That’s a very surprising deal honestly

[terse cargo]

yamal is gonna DIE if he keeps playing this many games btw

[weary depot]

that guy should focus on passing his medical first

[terse cargo]

yous better hope flick knows this

[fringe loom]

I think flick will be smarter with him

Xavi would’ve given him the pedri treatment

[weary depot]

Istg I'll never forgive Pedri's coaches in 2020-21

actually

2021

[versed shell]

60 million and okk

[fringe loom]

He had so much potential it’s so sad

[weary depot]

Xavi can be included

cuz that fraud had an agenda on Pedri's only backup option

[fringe loom]

Yeah xavi would’ve definitely played yamal for 50 games

[weary depot]

like was my club that bad it had to depend on a 17 year old

[fringe loom]

It’s legit the same with yamal

[versed shell]

But who will Barca get if they sell Rapha?

[weary depot]

he played 40 last season 7 of them were with Spain

[copper mulch]

Xavi was an ass of manager

[weary depot]

Chiesa most likely

[fringe loom]

Yamal?

[weary depot]

or Felix

[versed shell]

noooo

[weary depot]

Pedri

[copper mulch]

Church is coming to chelsea

[fringe loom]

Oh

[copper mulch]

We need more depth in our squad

[weary depot]

he was injured for 4 months btw

[copper mulch]

You keep felix

He is a fraud anyways

[fringe loom]

Sorry I forgot to write Yamal I meant Xavi would’ve played Yamal for 50 games this season if he was manager.

[grave glen]

Too good for segunda división, too shit for la liga

[weary depot]

who do you support

[copper mulch]

Chelsea

[weary depot]

oh

44 players ain't enough depth

[copper mulch]

Its actually 50

and no 50 players is not enough depth

Cause most of them are not good enough

[weary depot]

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GIVE US CITY

[kindred stag]

No

[weary depot]

Istg if Barca sell him

[dry night]

Barça the best team in the World 2025 💀

[weary depot]

and Neymar has a Ballon D'or

[versed shell]

I hope he comes back in the same form

[weary depot]

maybe when he doesn't face 100 of those every game

[versed shell]

he is one of the best cbs rn

hoping that he isnt 1 season player