la-liga

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti's going to use this to justify starting Courtois in the final

[grave glen]

Pichichi?

[mossy iris]

Any streams for Barca game?

[cloud sparrow]

Our legend

[cloud sparrow]

Turn on your tv

[mossy iris]

Lol

[grave glen]

Pretty much he already clarified it 1 game lunin other game courtois

[mossy iris]

I wouldn’t be asking if I could do that

[thick saddle]

Yoooo Güler scored twice already?

[grave glen]

Yes

[cloud sparrow]

Guler is very ok

Idk what else to say

[grave glen]

Pretty sure he’ll score a hat

Trick

[thick saddle]

Wdym “very ok”

[cloud sparrow]

Oihan sancet is honestly better but guler is a madrid player so he gets hella glazed

[opal obsidian]

guler is actually on fire im sad he didn’t come to barça

[cloud sparrow]

Oihan once had more goals in the same period of time but nobody talks about it

[fervent marsh]

Here's what I'm going to say

[cloud sparrow]

Like he's js a madrid player and he gets hella glaze

[cunning pasture]

Real Madrid are finito

[thick saddle]

Ohh :/

[grave glen]

Did everyone criticize him tho?

[fervent marsh]

Yamal: Goalmaking
Guler: Goalscorer

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1792256468458098898

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

Real Madrid summer 2023 transfers in numbers:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham - 23 goals, 12 assists
🇲🇦 Brahim Diaz - 12 goals, 9 assists
🇪🇸 Joselu - 17 goals, 3 assists
🇪🇸 Fran Garcia - 1 goal, 6 assists
🇹🇷 Arda Güler - 6 goals

59 goals, 30 assists. WOW! 🤯

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 6:10 PM

[cloud sparrow]

Nope bc nobody cares about us

[foggy cape]

Osasuna 2-0

[opal obsidian]

thank you

[foggy cape]

Lfg

[shell hedge]

Who scored?

[cloud sparrow]

No fucking way

[grave glen]

@grave glen 2-0

[thick saddle]

I mean, Güler doesn’t get criticized. He is made fun of, yeah but that ain’t criticizing

[grave glen]

[cunning pasture]

Goal

Villareal

[grave glen]

Im pretty sure a lot of this happened in the start of the season he got criticized

Dude

[iron marten]

Atlético Madrid wow

[grave glen]

Hattrick?

No way

[cloud sparrow]

De layed

[severe aurora]

villareal comeback?

[foggy cape]

Oroz

[grave glen]

no

[severe aurora]

4-3

[grave glen]

Hattrick

[cunning pasture]

He scored a hat trick

[grave glen]

Hattrick sorloth

[cunning pasture]

It's over

[grave glen]

What a game

[foggy cape]

Sorloth 🔥🔥

[grave glen]

😳😳😳

[shell hedge]

Defense disappeared

[cloud sparrow]

Oh ncm

[cunning pasture]

Thought Norwegians were allergic to real

[forest epoch]

DisBall

Arda Güler `MID` `Real Madrid`

La Liga 2023 Stats

Appearances: 9
Minutes: 283
Goals Scored: 4
Assists: 0
Shots (On Target): 4/7
Penalties Scored: 0/0
Dribbles: 7/7
Key Passes: 1/148 (14%)
Red Cards: 0
Yellow Cards: 1

May 19, 2024, 6:15 PM

[grave glen]

Only haaland

[cloud sparrow]

Prime sorloth chat?

[fervent marsh]

GOAL oh wait

[grave glen]

Sorloth>haaland

[fervent marsh]

Nevermind

Foul

[grave glen]

22 goals

[forest epoch]

DisBall

Oihan Sancet Tirapu `MID` `Athletic Club`

La Liga 2023 Stats

Appearances: 30
Minutes: 1991
Goals Scored: 4
Assists: 5
Shots (On Target): 12/33
Penalties Scored: 0/0
Dribbles: 26/26
Key Passes: 42/766 (21%)
Red Cards: 1
Yellow Cards: 4

May 19, 2024, 6:16 PM

[grave glen]

Deserves to play in big club

[thick saddle]

It’s silly to compare those two. Güler is 19, Yamal is 16 and therefore has less experience. Plus, Güler only played a few games, we don’t really know what he is capable of doing since we haven’t seen him play much. Saying that he isn’t a “gamemaker” is undermining his abilities/potential

[cloud sparrow]

What's happened to him ma

[grave glen]

I think courtois will play the final

[cloud sparrow]

Last year he was goated

[cunning pasture]

Haaland got a 7.5 rating

[grave glen]

2-1 atletico Madrid

[cloud sparrow]

Oihan fell off this year

[cunning pasture]

Higher than Phil floppen

[grave glen]

Militao is useless

Trash defender

[cloud sparrow]

What the flip jus happened

[grave glen]

Wish i could see him in his best form

He was insane

[cunning pasture]

He's your club legend mate

[cloud sparrow]

Nico somehow got the shot off and wins a corner

[bitter ether]

The hell is going on with this match lmao

[grave glen]

Its a very exiting match

[cunning pasture]

That's my every game on career mode 😭

[cloud sparrow]

I still prefer nico to sorloth

[cunning pasture]

The ai just becomes wild all of a sudden

[grave glen]

We need camavinga

lol

[cunning pasture]

It's 4-4

Ffs

[grave glen]

NA

[severe aurora]

4-4

[grave glen]

Dawg

[severe aurora]

poker

[thick saddle]

Oh wowwwww

[slender olive]

wtf

[severe aurora]

A POKER

LOLLL

[fervent marsh]

OH SHIT

[cloud sparrow]

4 4?

[brisk sapphire]

Wtf

[foggy cape]

4-4-

[grave glen]

NAHHH

[cunning pasture]

Castellanos?

[grave glen]

4-4

[cloud sparrow]

BARÇA IN THE MUD IN THE MUD

[fast rune]

Damn 4-4

[cloud sparrow]

BARÇA IN THE MUD

[grave glen]

Super hattrick

[forest epoch]

DisBall

Oihan Sancet Tirapu `MID` `Athletic Club`

La Liga 2022 Stats

Appearances: 36
Minutes: 2553
Goals Scored: 10
Assists: 2
Shots (On Target): 22/47
Penalties Scored: 2/2
Dribbles: 46/46
Key Passes: 45/946 (21%)
Red Cards: 1
Yellow Cards: 6

May 19, 2024, 6:19 PM

[grave glen]

Nice

[brisk sapphire]

SØRLOTH 4 GOALS???

[shell hedge]

Fuck off, Militao

[fast rune]

Regretting not watching it

[grave glen]

Sell militao fraud

[thick saddle]

WHAT THE FCK DANIEL

[grave glen]

Useless garbage

[cloud sparrow]

He was so good last year yall will never understand

[cunning pasture]

Bro came back

[shell hedge]

All four goals because of him

[iron marten]

Sørloth will score 2 more goals, trust

[tribal dragon]

LMFAOOOOO

[shell hedge]

Yet he's somehow a starter

[cloud sparrow]

Sevilla won't

[fervent marsh]

That is fucking insane

[bright grove]

suddenly a team weaker than RM B team scores 4 times

[cunning pasture]

Norwegians have broken the curse

[opal obsidian]

celebrating rn btw

[bright grove]

feels so good

[opal obsidian]

puta lewandonkey

[iron marten]

And Athletic Club will never win the UEL

[shell hedge]

Militao tax

[fervent marsh]

It's Villarreal 3-4 Barcelona all over gaain

[grave glen]

Dawg ancelotti needs to do something

[cunning pasture]

Pray for madrid when they face Haaland again

[sleek echo]

SORLOTHHHHH

[grave glen]

The commentator talking like we are losing

[stiff minnow]

Jesus christ Sorloth

[cloud sparrow]

Ok at least we ain't mid table

[sleek echo]

VAMOOOOOS

THE GOATTTTTT

[iron marten]

Call me when Athletic Club win the UEL 3 times in a row

[stiff minnow]

Sorloth really wanted that La Liga golden boot 😭

[cunning pasture]

Real are finito

[fast rune]

Crazy

[cloud sparrow]

Call me when you win copa del rey

[grave glen]

i have a question even if we loose can barca fans criticize us?

[iron marten]

UEL > Copa Del Rey

[fervent marsh]

OH SHIT FERMIN SO CLOSE

[bright grove]

w/e, someone claimed that Villarreal got threshed by RM B team

[grave glen]

I mean after all these aren’t the starter players..

[cloud sparrow]

Where's your europe next year then

[fervent marsh]

That coulvr been a banger

But what a save

[stiff minnow]

They can say Sorloth owned you, but for the rest idk

[grave glen]

What a weird match 8 goals

😳😳

[fervent marsh]

Rayo player down

[tribal dragon]

No way you’re worried about that 😭

[fervent marsh]

Bruh

[iron marten]

We're finished, so whatever I'm saying doesn't matter anymore, so beating a weak Sevilla side isn't anything special

[fervent marsh]

Ofc it had to be Lewa

[opal obsidian]

sørloth scoring a fucking poker is crazy

[pure harness]

Militao...

[grave glen]

Im not im just wondering because after all barca ended with a nadaplete and we are playing with subs

[thick saddle]

We will probably make fun of you because that’s how rivalries work. But no, we won’t/can’t criticize

[tribal dragon]

😭

[stiff minnow]

If Sorloth gets another man...

[fervent marsh]

Camavinga is coming on

[grave glen]

Useless

[tribal dragon]

LMAOO

[grave glen]

And nacho hope militao leaves

Let's go no more militao

[tribal dragon]

What an injury can do to you 🕊️

[grave glen]

LMAOOOO

[stiff minnow]

Militao been bad?

[grave glen]

He was bad before injury lol

[shell hedge]

Responsible for all four goals

Yet somehow still a starter

[grave glen]

Militao 🪦

[stiff minnow]

Damn

[grave glen]

Worst defender

[tribal dragon]

Error militao for a reason

[grave glen]

Ancelotti will scream at him 😭

[grave glen]

Araujo is clear of this fraud

Useless wanker

[shell hedge]

No Ancelotti will start him in the Champions League final

[grave glen]

pls no

[tribal dragon]

someone save yamal from xavi

[shell hedge]

Militao's not going to get punished for this

[fervent marsh]

Speaking of which he's getting subbed on rn

[grave glen]

yall desd

Dead

[opal obsidian]

fatputa will save us

[grave glen]

Araujo ⚰️

[thick saddle]

I hope João Felix scores

[grave glen]

Ceballos ⚰️

[pure harness]

Heard militao did horrible

[grave glen]

Militao ⚰️

[shell hedge]

Cost us a four goal lead

[grave glen]

Bru i wanna see guler hattrick

[fervent marsh]

Fermin has been underrated this season

[grave glen]

HOLY ARDA

[iron marten]

Osasuna goal

1-3

Atlético are getting destroyed

[grave glen]

atletico ⚰️

PEN?

na

[bold solar]

what the fuck

we were 4-1 up

[grave glen]

Militao

[gilded wasp]

Is it sorloth or Haaland

[proud grove]

11m

Bros price probably shot up by 8m

[grave glen]

This militao disaster class would've fed us for generations if the title wasnt already done and dusted

[shell hedge]

Militao tax

[earnest plaza]

LOL

How does sorloth scores You 4 goals

[iron marten]

He'd be worth 130m if he played in the PL btw

[fervent marsh]

Real Madrid and Villarreal really switched roles 💀

[copper bison]

thanks militao

[earnest plaza]

💀

[void dawn]

YOOOO

WHATTTTTT

WHATS HAPPENING IN VIRRAREAL VS RMA

[earnest plaza]

Sorloth cooking

Like castillos

[void dawn]

THIS IS MENTAL

[earnest plaza]

Vs Madrid 2023

[tribal dragon]

This thug camavinga is such a bum

[bold solar]

rtard should've stayed injured

[proud grove]

Celta scored

[tribal dragon]

💀💀💀

[iron marten]

Valencia destroyed

0-3 Girona

[shell hedge]

Ironically two matches that Militao started in

[astral needle]

the kings of europe rlly let norway’s 2nd striker score 4 goals

[bright grove]

as expected

[grave glen]

self skull reaction 💔

[tribal dragon]

Better than Haaland

[slow lake]

Sorloth cooking

[grave glen]

sorthloth>haaland

[iron marten]

Sørloth would be worth 130m if he played in the PL

[earnest plaza]

😭

Don't let that dude play the ucl final

For god sake

[gilded wasp]

How can Norway be so bad with these strikers

[proud grove]

Sorloth went into berserker mode

[bold solar]

fr bro

sell him to saudi arabia

[tribal dragon]

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me Leeds or I retire

[grave glen]

haaland just isn't good

[half sinew]

tf is happening at villareal

[grave glen]

he overrated asf

[proud grove]

Rodyrgo coming on

[half sinew]

sorloth > haaland

[grave glen]

Crazy how the game changed when militao got subbed off🤔

[grave glen]

fr

[fervent marsh]

JESUS

[half sinew]

haaland had a disaster class against west ham and sorloth is just balling

[iron marten]

Haaland needs world class players in order for him to score goals + good passes

Sørloth owns him let's be honest

[ancient widget]

Bro

[grave glen]

Pretty much

[void dawn]

fotmob is a joke

[ancient widget]

Sørloth pulling out a Arshavin typa performance

[fervent marsh]

And this was the man who was supposed to win the Ballon D'or against Messi last year 😭

[half sinew]

ter stegen what a save

[iron marten]

He'll score another one, who knows

5 goals

[polar halo]

lunes washed

[silent gorge]

Damn Atletico getting shat on

[half sinew]

fr

[grave glen]

both were hella overrated lmao

[gilded wasp]

Took him 3 years to be relevant in the Liga

[bold solar]

bro's goat is antony

[ancient widget]

Bro needs to chill

[iron marten]

Barcelona goal

2-0

[fervent marsh]

GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

2-0

That would've been a golazo for Felix

[proud grove]

2-0 Barca

[fervent marsh]

We need to sign Joao Felix

We really need to

[bold solar]

and give him what 20 dollars per year?

[ancient widget]

What the Real doing

[gilded wasp]

Who wants him anyway

[fervent marsh]

Free Spotify Premium

[bold solar]

[grave glen]

No?

Hes mid

[ancient widget]

He needs food not music 😭

[half sinew]

felix dropped them defenders harder than eriksen

[ancient widget]

Elite ball knowledge fr

[fervent marsh]

AGAIN

3-0

Pedri hat trick please make it happen

[smoky flare]

pedrii

[fair kestrel]

Yo this game week is crazy

Who th is sloth

[fervent marsh]

Pedri I love ya man

[fair kestrel]

Dead league

[outer pier]

Pedri brace

[ancient widget]

Football has been crazy today

Ngl

[outer pier]

Hattrick incoming

[half sinew]

0 football knowledge

[fervent marsh]

Wait

[half sinew]

he's better than haaland

[fervent marsh]

Has Bellingham scored a hat trick in Real

[fair kestrel]

Im just implying that laliga is dead

[shell hedge]

Then don't watch it

[fair kestrel]

Anyone is better than haaland , hes too robotic

And overrated

[grave glen]

just like arsenal

[fair kestrel]

Without kdb hes nothing

[ancient widget]

He missed 3 tap ins

[fair kestrel]

Ight fairs

[bright grove]

A dead league which wins 23 European finals in a row?

[fair kestrel]

Yuh

[bold solar]

haaland white lukaku

[ancient widget]

Haaland is washed

[distant stream]

sorloth is locked in

[fair kestrel]

But hes in a cheating team so hed end up winning

[fair kestrel]

4 goals is crazy

[fair kestrel]

Lol

[fair kestrel]

Havertz is better

[ancient widget]

Fr

But damn what is happening with Haaland

He ain't scoring tap ins

[real meadow]

sorloth is the norweigan haaland

[shell hedge]

Not when he's facing a lived sized cutout of "a defender"

[fervent marsh]

Vitor Roque coming on because Xavi heard the comments

[fair kestrel]

Unm whos going to tell u

[grave glen]

yea

[ancient widget]

Sørloth after this:
You received a call from Florentino Perez

[grave glen]

._.

vitor should score a hat trick

[fast rune]

Why they’re falling lol

[fervent marsh]

Man I wish Roque had more game time

[charred wadi]

betis goal

1-2

[grave glen]

Rodrygo what was that finish

[ancient widget]

Today's not his day man..

[grave glen]

pedri > gundo

[ancient widget]

At least Guler is goat

Ehwbwmwbdgwoaomqlapq

[fair kestrel]

Lol reach

But give him time and hed be better

[grave glen]

Militao the goat of the opponent team

🐐🐐

[ancient widget]

Real Madrid needs to get Mpaypal

[fair kestrel]

MN they r drunk theyve won the league they dont care

[ionic night]

YOU HAVE TO BE PLAYING WITH ME BRO I DID NOT JUST COME BACK FROM MASS JUST TO BE MET WITH 3 MORE GOALS FROM SORLOTH

[bold solar]

turtlawg already signed for us just not annonuced yet

[fair kestrel]

Football would be revived if he comes to north london

[ancient widget]

😔

Also Davies

And maybe Writz

And Frimpong

[shell hedge]

Militao tax

[fast rune]

Oof close

[bold solar]

i dont think we'll sign him

[ancient widget]

Chance

Idk but maybe

[bold solar]

yeah but we mostly need a striker a left back and a right back, not really necessary for another midfielder

[ancient widget]

Hmm

Frimpong- nvm he wouldn't leave Leverkusen

[bold solar]

hakimi maybe

[ancient widget]

Old ngl

[ionic night]

we definitely need davis

[bold solar]

dawg is 25

[ancient widget]

I'm joking

He looks old tho 😭

[ionic night]

I dont see the need for wirtz tho

[bold solar]

yeah me too

[ancient widget]

Man we desperately need

Def

[strong dock]

might as well get the inexplicable collapse out of the system before the UCL final

[bold solar]

alaba

[ionic night]

tbf cant argue against a sorloth masterclass

[strong dock]

true

[ancient widget]

Yep

[lunar ridge]

I don't care about this sport anymore I was making some lemon cream

[shell hedge]

No we deserve it for starting Militao
Man doesn't even deserve to ride our bench

[ancient widget]

Camavinga is making too many mistakes

[ancient widget]

Gimme some

🤭

[charred wadi]

4-4 should be an illegal score

[opal obsidian]

i feel you bro

[ancient widget]

Arshavin typa performance

[ionic night]

bro i hope this match doesn't make carlo choose courtois for the final instead of lunin

[hollow atlas]

Villarreal beating barca and real Madrid with 5 goals from a comeback would be legendary

[lunar ridge]

Marcelino is known for his unstoppable attacks and his easily breakable defence lines

[ancient widget]

Fr

[lunar ridge]

almost every one of his matches ends with a result like that

[fast rune]

Football is so stressful that you need to do some calming things like that

[strong dock]

I heard Carlo already chose Thibaut for the final, but idk if it is true or not

[bold solar]

1-4 osasuna

[lunar ridge]

fr

[ionic night]

lmfao

[iron marten]

Atlético Madrid have been humiliated and torn apart in their own stadium, it's 1-4 for Osasuna

[strong dock]

nahhhh lmfao

[ionic night]

either atletico aint even trying or osasuna is on steroids

[ancient widget]

When I see 4-1 I thought Real will win the UCL with that attack
20 minutes later:

[strong dock]

wouldn't it be funny if real squeezed out a 5th goal right here

[opal obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bango-dongo-bango-liverpool-karius-karius-dongo-gif-11909751

[ionic night]

Sorloth for absolutely zero reason:

[fervent marsh]

And that's a foul right there

[shell hedge]

It wasn't no reason

[opal obsidian]

courtois in the ucl final

[shell hedge]

Militao let him slip by four times

[ionic night]

militao didnt help at all yeah

[strong dock]

Sorloth wanting to be the laliga golden boot:

[charred wadi]

goal assletico

[hollow atlas]

Those who are watching rm's watch, who has been the worst on the pitch for them?

[bold solar]

atletico scored

2-4

[tribal dragon]

Castellanos last year typeshi

[iron marten]

Score correction 1-4*

[charred wadi]

atletico actually held 4 against osasuna, imagine

[shell hedge]

Militao for Cubarsi?

[ripe field]

SORLOTH ARE YOU MAD 🤯

4 goals

[ionic night]

militao easily

[charred wadi]

id probably trade errormilitao for 10 dollars

[tribal dragon]

Roque for vini

[strong dock]

gs lunin

[ancient widget]

Arshavin asked him to use his body

[shell hedge]

the man that cost us a four goal lead

[ancient widget]

(he's alive)

[ionic night]

bro carlo sub on bellingham or vini

[fervent marsh]

Oh

[ionic night]

goddamn

[ancient widget]

I wonder if bro is Arshavin pretending to be Norwegian?!?

[ripe field]

lunin season long purple patch finally over

😭😭😭

[bold solar]

it really isn't necessary

[shell hedge]

Lunin's not to blame for any of that

[bold solar]

we won the league

[ionic night]

true

[copper bison]

militao bro

[ancient widget]

We won the league so a draw wouldn't be a problem

[ionic night]

wait vini aint even in the squad

oh nvm

[strong dock]

just take the draw and focus on the CL final dawg

[ripe field]

madrid are also in an advantage

their last fixture before the final is 6 days away

[ionic night]

hm true

[ripe field]

wheras dortmund would play their next match after 13 days

man

[ionic night]

aight i guess ill take it

[ripe field]

its so over

[ionic night]

the comeback is just insane man

[iron marten]

Dortmund will win 4-0 against Real Madrid if Militao starts in the UCL final

[ripe field]

mickeylotti pls do sm for me 🙏

[tribal dragon]

Yh roque fucking sucks

[ebon cradle]

I mean come on I’m sick and tired of watching Real Madrid reaching the champions league final every time

[pure harness]

He won't tbf

[iron marten]

Yeah I know

[ionic night]

thankfully he won't start after this disasterclass

[ripe field]

ffs

[ancient widget]

He's goated only when he got subbed in

[fervent marsh]

Unfortunately

[pure harness]

Ceballos

[shell hedge]

No Ancelotti will blame Lunin and start Courtois

[iron marten]

Ancelotti has seen enough, throw him out of the club for free

[ripe field]

if mallorca won copa del rey and got relegated it wouldve been funny asf

[fervent marsh]

No Pedri hat trick

[ionic night]

nah

[ripe field]

does the first goal count as pedri's cuz i think lewandowski got the final touch

[ionic night]

he'll start courtois probably but he sure as hell wont blame lunin

[strong dock]

On another note, that makes me worried for Militao on the national team side, does he have a skill issue or just the lack of game rhythm

[ancient widget]

Lewy

[ripe field]

i meant the first pedri goal

[ancient widget]

Yeah

[stray flint]

Lunin has conceded a poker two seasons in a row now

[ancient widget]

Lewy's

[ionic night]

imagine a joselu or guler last minute goal

[shell hedge]

No one was helping him

[fervent marsh]

Fulltime in Barcelona

[shell hedge]

goalkeepers can't do everything

[stray flint]

Castellanos and Sorleth hate this man is all im saying

[ripe field]

One more game away from glory. It seems so unreal that we’re 90 minutes away from another la liga. VISCA BARÇA VISCA CATALUNYA 🙏

[fiery crater]

6 goals in less than 300 minutes is actually impressive considering he was injured for the first half of the year and mainly came off the bench

[ionic night]

facts

[fiery crater]

Arda Güler will soon be the greatest turkish player oat

[ripe field]

not even the best arda imo 🥱

[strong dock]

that's the whistle

[ancient widget]

Bro I swear If I see someone compares Sørloth's performance to Arshavin's performance on tiktok-

[hollow atlas]

Full time in Madrid

[shell hedge]

Can't get 99 points
Thank you, Militao
Enjoy the walk back

[faint turtle]

Madrid draw..

[strong dock]

well, that was a disaster with the 4-1 collapse, but at least real didn't lose

[fiery crater]

Cuz one of them is 19 and the other had a full career

[faint turtle]

Do you think Barca can still win the league

[ancient widget]

I thought Real Madrid scored for a sec

[ancient widget]

Nope

[strong dock]

I mean, do you?

[ancient widget]

Bro expecting the impossible

[strong dock]

lmao

Nah Barca are cooked lmaooo

[fast rune]

You’re defending lunin with your life 😭😭 but honestly he already proved himself he was goated in many matchs

[shell hedge]

People are blaming Lunin for the bottlejob when he wasn't to blame for any of the goals

[fiery crater]

If they win 4 out of their next 1 game then sure

[shell hedge]

All four goals came from Militao's area

[ripe field]

yea im trolling 😭

[shell hedge]

Militao is responsible for what just happened

[strong dock]

Well respectfully they are idiots

[ancient widget]

Sell Militao

[fast rune]

Yeah that’s annoying

[sleek echo]

I’ll take a draw, even tho villareal could’ve won that

[ripe field]

YES WE ARE FC BARCELONA WE NEVER BACK DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT WE HAVE ELITE MENTALITY (FORGET ABOUT ALBA CRYING WHEN WE WERE 1-0 DOWN IN ANFIELD THAT DOESNT COUNT)

[ancient widget]

Bro the Def was horrendous

It's unacceptable

[grave glen]

Even tho Villarreal could've won 6-3

[ancient widget]

Imagine it happens in the finals

[sleek echo]

If alex baena played villareal would’ve def won

[shell hedge]

You're a Barcelona fan, what are you taking?

[half sinew]

wirtz is a barca fan

[half sinew]

so i doubt him joining madrid

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1792269029144408525

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Real Madrid now have the best unbeaten streak in club’s entire league HISTORY.

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 7:00 PM

[sleek echo]

Yeah and I celebrated our win? But I also wanted you to lose

[ripe field]

inaki penis tax

[shell hedge]

If Militao played the full 90, we would have

I can't believe I used to defend that man

[grave glen]

Sell militao and kick ceballos out

[ripe field]

we made a huge mistake by selling arnau tenas instead of inaki

[ionic night]

hes defending him for good reason, he deserves to start in the ucl final a thousand times more than courtois

[half sinew]

and somehow militao is still more valuable than araujo????????

[grave glen]

Militao is a fraud

[shell hedge]

Carried fully by our name

[half sinew]

ceballos has less contribution than hazard 💀

[shell hedge]

If he was playing for any other club, his value would be lower

[ripe field]

ceballos woke up feeling dangerous today 🥶
play like a footballer in the first division ❌
make insta posts about bombing catalonia ✅

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1792269192323911884 Cadiz are relegated

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 OFFICIAL: Cádiz are RELEGATED from La Liga. ❌

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 7:00 PM

[ancient widget]

Rip Cadiz

[grave glen]

Nice

[ancient widget]

We will miss them

[half sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-sub-subtitution-goofy-gif-13408221481688346092

ceballos while making that post

[shell hedge]

You see Militao's disasterclass?

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1792269973584494715

Congrats to madrid winning the supercopa in advance

[ancient widget]

Bro not the eye brow raiser

[grave glen]

Yes. It'll feed me for generations to come

[ancient widget]

That's why old Trafford flooded

[ripe field]

dont make fun of antony

[real hull]

No more haram ball from cadiz next season 😞

[ripe field]

hes just 9 ballon d'ors away from being the player with most ballon dors

[shell hedge]

Cost us a four goal lead, yet will start in the Champions League final

[copper bison]

no more cadiz low block

[ripe field]

and 3 goals away from a hattrick today

😔

[grave glen]

Ill be there

[ancient widget]

He's 7 UCL away from being the player with the goal UCL ever

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti: yeah.. Militao wasn't great but Lunin should've saved all of those shots. Courtois would've

[half sinew]

antony was just 90 minutes away from giving me a heart attack

[grave glen]

Only for another haramball team to take their place

[ripe field]

antony is not an attacker on the pitch but off the pitch

[real hull]

Whose that?

[half sinew]

levante

[ripe field]

i've seen enough

sorloth>>>paaland

[ancient widget]

Bro attacking bench 😭

[shell hedge]

Ceballos being lower than Militao proves just how unreliable the player rating sites are

[copper bison]

bootleg barcelona

[real hull]

Guler was amazing today

[ripe field]

would never forgive levante for ruining our invincible run

[real hull]

Close to hattrick

[ionic night]

meanwhile, onefootball:

[ripe field]

coutinho hattrick was the only silver lining

[real hull]

The defense rating😭😭

[ripe field]

one football is so fraudulent now

[round sky]

sorloth super hatrick

[shell hedge]

Would've helped us win a 4-1 match but then Militao decided to take the spotlight

[ripe field]

they were relevant only cuz fabrizio didnt post at that time

[shell hedge]

3.7 is still too high

[ionic night]

facts

how is lunin lower than militao

[shell hedge]

I don't know

[round sky]

only one I trust nowadays is fotmob

[real hull]

Cause he conceded 4 goals ig

But still he shouldn’t be lower than militao

[peak patrol]

Militao🤡

[grave glen]

Online rating very rarely tend to be reliable. Better check data under fotmob since it uses opta processes and nothing else

[lament swallow]

https://twitter.com/BetterCallAlba/status/1792271315275030686?t=wDoBCYHKQtXUkADqrh3jew&s=19

🇪🇷🕊️ (@BetterCallAlba) on X

"BARCA BIASSSS" vs "UNDESERVED CALL UP"

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 7:09 PM

[ionic night]

I know this is the least reliable source in the world but its still funny as hell

[hollow atlas]

Is sofascore good ?

[unreal veldt]

Bayer Leverkusen need to illegally buy Sörloth just for the final holy shit

[real hull]

Lunin disappeared 😭😭

[half sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/haitian-haiti-own-goal-goalkeeper-arquero-gif-23440795

[round sky]

pretty sure the fans rate the players

[half sinew]

fr tf happened

[shell hedge]

For our match?

[half sinew]

yes

[copper bison]

eder maguire

[shell hedge]

Militao let Sorloth slip by four times, letting him score each time

[half sinew]

militao was being more haram than white girls in america

[shell hedge]

Today was a pure Militao disasterclass

[unreal veldt]

That left side at Madrid 🔥🔥🔥

[shell hedge]

Today is what fans are going to use when talking about "Errortao" or whatever the nickname is

[cloud sparrow]

sounds euskera

errortao

[shell hedge]

It's something like that

[cloud sparrow]

lol

[vital hamlet]

messi was great in laliga

🔥

[cloud sparrow]

heheeeee

4-2 again?

[cloud sparrow]

congrats

[grave glen]

Ill be there

[vital hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S3mYNixla3A

can you rate this video 😨

[grave glen]

save me a spot

[cloud sparrow]

INCREDIBLE

[vital hamlet]

thanks

[cloud sparrow]

now make one on nico williams then ill sub

lol

[half sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-22043696

[cloud sparrow]

that was 9 years ago catch up sleepy joe

[kind stag]

Average messi dribbles

[grave glen]

Militao better start learning Arabic

[pure harness]

Lol

[shell hedge]

Respect the Saudi League?

[grave glen]

Saudi league is better than laliga?

[kind stag]

guys is haaland to barca real?

[cloud sparrow]

No cap

[peak patrol]

Bruh

[tranquil light]

Ive seen enough lunin

Courtois will start

[real hull]

Blaming lunin💀

[tranquil light]

Militao too

[shell hedge]

It was Militao

Lunin's not to blame for any of the goals

[thick saddle]

Lunin is the least of your problems

[shell hedge]

It was entirely on Militao

[tranquil light]

Lets not forget ceballos stinker

[shell hedge]

Lunin's not a problem, he was stranded by his defenders, he's not able to do everything himself

[tranquil light]

Someone get him out

[thick saddle]

ah ye ye that’s what I meant

I completely agree

[thick saddle]

relax dude, it was just one game 😭🙏

[shell hedge]

Ceballos always stinks up the pitch, the only reason he performed well last season is because he wanted a contract extension

Since he got what he wanted, he's back to being shit

[tranquil light]

No one is talking about how ratletico conceded 4 at home against osasuna

[buoyant coral]

To be fair they weren't gonna care

Atletico already qualified for the UCL

[grave glen]

Varcelona

[dark musk]

we’re in 19th may of 2024?

why are we going back to old days

[young igloo]

Guys

What did miltao do

Where is this hate coming from

Dude what is the hate for

[grave glen]

he played terribly and was at least partially responsible for a good portion of the villareal goals

[copper bison]

maybe this can help keep the players keep focus

[young igloo]

Hope he does this against dourtmond, he'll save football

[grave glen]

psg already did

[young igloo]

So what

Madrid isn't innocent either

[copper bison]

i like that we are the villains

[young igloo]

You guys are

I mean if you are robbing clubs everyone will dislike you guys

Not just barca fans

[copper bison]

been 2 weeks my guy

[young igloo]

Since what

[copper bison]

since the game

[young igloo]

Everyone else wants dourtmond to win

[copper bison]

obviously they do and we don't care

[young igloo]

How many clubs you've robbed this season

[young igloo]

We know

If you don't care anymore you might as well stop talking

[bright grove]

Had Lunin not saved Sorloth's shot in the 1st half it could be 5 goals one game

[copper bison]

then you should stop talking about robberies too

fair and square

[young igloo]

We care you guys don't

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cubs-win-gif-1499441812138180596

[young igloo]

Blud thinks I'm crying

[topaz crypt]

cry

[young igloo]

😹

[grave glen]

barca fans talking about robberies

[dark musk]

[grave glen]

wtf

[young igloo]

How am I crying

I ain't no barca fan

Lol

[dark musk]

“referee told me he’s sorry he made a mistake “

[digital arch]

pudi no

[young igloo]

Other vardrid fans also make assumptions we're crying which we aren't

[dark musk]

🤡

[grave glen]

at least they admitted it, the ones on uefalonas payroll would be six feet under if they ever did anything like that

[dark musk]

stfu i wont even read u

it was in ucl semi final

wtf u trying to say?

[young igloo]

Also the same ref laughing with anotilotti after robbing tuchels Chelsea

[grave glen]

only source we have anyway is de ligt

[opal obsidian]

uefalona accusations when we’re broke is crazy

CRAZY

[grave glen]

i'm sure he didn't say that in te heat of the moment and in positive it isn't a fabrication

[grave glen]

fairs but we talking pre-var era

real and barca both robbed countless clubs

[dark musk]

but real robbed a ucl final

and barca in 2008 against chelsea? that’s not robbing wtf

[young igloo]

I be hearing vardrid fans be calling barca varca

Biggest hypocrites

[grave glen]

vardrid vs uefalona

battle of the titans

[dark musk]

nah

barca didn’t rob shit

[grave glen]

at least madrid found a way to adapt without blatant robberies

[dark musk]

it was all YOU

VARdrid

[grave glen]

weak bait

[ripe field]

barca and madrid
the greatest robber of today vs the greatest robber of all time

[dark musk]

I have seen a madrid fan admitted that they’re robbery today. but no barca fan will ever admit that

because they didn’t rob shit in my pov.

[ripe field]

other than chelsea 2009 and rvp red card what other major robbery have we committed?

[grave glen]

if you deadass think without trolling that barca didn't rob anything idk what to tell you

[shell hedge]

costing us a four goal lead

[young igloo]

Being Eder miltao in ucl final 🙏

[grave glen]

I got 5 haters they all pinged me

rent free

[grave glen]

imagine bottling a 4-1 lead

militao is trash

[grave glen]

militao is the worst cb in europe

imagine bottling a 4-1 lead hold it

🥂 cheers for the vardrid tears

Imagine losing 4-1 to midtable team

😂😂

[grave glen]

in a meaningless game

we have top 4 locked

I couldn't care less

[copper bison]

our game is meaningless too

[grave glen]

We won the league

💀💀

[grave glen]

you bottled a lead 4-1

this is barca level of bottling

this is like when barca bottled it vs roma

[copper bison]

good thing we drew

thanks militao

[grave glen]

I was always right about militao

he needs to start learning arabic

sorloth owns vardrid and militao

[shell hedge]

Our game was meaningless

We won the league

[grave glen]

sorloth owns your club

the budget haaland owns you

never forget that

[shell hedge]

That's nice, maybe he'll get a participation trophy for drawing with Real Madrid
Only way Villarreal would get a trophy currently

[real hull]

Trolling rma fans even tho ur team lost 4-1 to a mid table team is crazy💀

[copper bison]

exactly

[grave glen]

because it doesn't matter

the 4-1 is pretty much irelevant

[shell hedge]

And ours did?

[grave glen]

the champions bottled a 4-1 lead to the worst villareal side ever

hold that

[shell hedge]

in what was a friendly for us

The rest of the league didn't matter after Girona beat Barcelona

[grave glen]

@real hull all of our center backs won't be here next year

paulista,savic, and hermoso are all leaving

do you understand now?

[real hull]

And?

[grave glen]

this game was a friendly at best

the players couldn't care less

[shell hedge]

Doesn't justify you losing 4-1 to Osasuna

[grave glen]

it does

those players don't care

its a fact

[shell hedge]

Yet you're claiming "our match was something" when it was literally the same logic

[real hull]

Atm used a strong line up and still lost 4-1 in their land

[grave glen]

is militao leaving your club?

[shell hedge]

We were drawing and our players didn't care

[grave glen]

strong? next joke

[real hull]

It was💀

[feral eagle]

We drew and we didn’t lost

[grave glen]

not really only greizmann and lino are staying

[grave glen]

you bottled a 4-1 lead

hold it

vardridistas

[shell hedge]

Did we lose?

[grave glen]

you did what barca vs roma

in 2018

how does it feel

[shell hedge]

Did we lose?

[grave glen]

barca lost because of away goals

[shell hedge]

Yes or no

[grave glen]

4 players won't be here next year

okay

[feral eagle]

You lost 4-1 to Ossasuna

[grave glen]

correa is leaving

[grave glen]

so what

[feral eagle]

You’re finishing 4th of LaLiga

[shell hedge]

We didn't lose at all though, we drew in what was literally a friendly for us

[grave glen]

yeah good

[grave glen]

imagine bottling a 4-1 lead

[shell hedge]

We don't care, we got what we needed

[feral eagle]

Imagine losing 4-1 to Ossasuna

[grave glen]

in a meaningless game

[shell hedge]

Both were meaningless

[grave glen]

star boy arda guler got let down by his teammates

ahahahahahahahaha

hold that

[grave glen]

4th place mentality

[shell hedge]

Usual behavior for them

[real hull]

That’s still a strong line up

[feral eagle]

He’s just a dumbass kid

Can’t be dumb as him

[real hull]

If atm didnt care about the game, why startin oblak then💀

[feral eagle]

You can’t troll when you have lost

[real hull]

Give him some rest

Same for grizzy and some other players

[feral eagle]

They have not a good squad

[real hull]

They already secured the 4th place

The game was meaningless

[feral eagle]

We all know

[real hull]

Should have started youngsters or the b team Atleast

[shell hedge]

but to claim "ours was" even though we won the league is stupid

[real hull]

Rma game was just a friendly for em lol

Even the b team cooked villereal in first half

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1792273502906601648 even Ancelotti said "they didn't go there to win"

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🗣 Ancelotti: "We didn't come here to get points. Everything has been perfect for us."

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 7:17 PM

[real hull]

Saw that earlier

[shell hedge]

Even after the bottlejob, the players didn't care

They full out treated it like a friendly

[real hull]

Yh

And even ancelotti didn’t use vini belli or others in the second half

[shell hedge]

He brought on a kid for a key player

[real hull]

Ik

[earnest plaza]

lunins nightmare

[real hull]

Mario Martin

[shell hedge]

*Militao

[feral eagle]

But Guler

[real hull]

Amazing performance

Close to get a hattrick

[grave glen]

Trash

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/madridistaswe2/status/1792272985883083223

[feral eagle]

Everytime he’s great

[grave glen]

Militao nightmare

[grave glen]

Because our back up is bad

[grave glen]

Militao is trash hold it

[shell hedge]

But "it didn't matter" though

[feral eagle]

So does Atleti

[real hull]

I would start him over brahim tho

[grave glen]

All the rma fans rating militao can hold it

[grave glen]

Sorloth makes it 4-4

Raul Garcia owns atletico

[feral eagle]

Brahim is better

[grave glen]

Sorloth owns you

[earnest plaza]

actually

yeah i think}

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/trophy-invisible433soccer-football-joke-ps4fifa-gif-19195553

[real hull]

Yh but thats just my opinion

[grave glen]

At least not unknown scoring against my club

[grave glen]

No it isn’t 5 players are gonna get sold maybe even Oblak

[earnest plaza]

imagine if militao plays the ucl final

[grave glen]

He is also unknown

[feral eagle]

We’re cooked

[real hull]

Our trophy 🔥🔥

[grave glen]

I want de Paul sold

[earnest plaza]

reus hattrick

[shell hedge]

They're still Atletico players that had a job to do

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/diego-simeone-fall-to-my-knees-fall-down-man-down-football-gif-2008068124772115531

Hot take
Stade Rennais, a French football club has produced more and better players in the last 15 years than La Masia

[grave glen]

They don’t care

La Masia has lost all credibility

https://www.transfermarkt.com/fc-stade-rennes/rekordabgaenge/verein/273

You understand all of them don’t care

[feral eagle]

He stinks asf idk why he’s a starter

[grave glen]

Rare good take from rma fans

4-1 against midtable team 💀💀

[grave glen]

4-4 vs the worst Villarreal side while being 4-1 up

Hold it

[shell hedge]

And you understand no one from our team cared about our match

[grave glen]

Hold 4-1

💀💀

[shell hedge]

drawing is better than losing

[grave glen]

Arda Guler cares

[grave glen]

But not while being 4-1 up

That’s the funny part

That’s why I am making fun of your club

You are bottlers

[shell hedge]

It's better than losing 4-1

[feral eagle]

He had to perform to have more minutes next szn

[grave glen]

😂😂😂

Cheers

[grave glen]

Sorloth makes it 4-4

[feral eagle]

To bottle once you are a bottler ?

[grave glen]

How are we bottlers

[grave glen]

Sabitzer makes it 4-2

This makes no sense

[grave glen]

Morata makes it 3-1

[shell hedge]

Your biggest achievement this season was finishing 4th in La Liga, while we're on the brink of getting a major double

[grave glen]

Brahim diaz makes it 5-3

[grave glen]

Because of your super squad and refs

[grave glen]

Riqueleme makes it 4-2

[feral eagle]

Cry

[shell hedge]

Warra trophy

[real hull]

😭

[feral eagle]

You stink and you are crying on refs

[grave glen]

Glory hunters stick together

[grave glen]

Ronaldo makes it 3-0

[feral eagle]

Bruh

[grave glen]

Yeah we are trash

[shell hedge]

-Atletico fan talking about glory

[real hull]

Uh

[grave glen]

Sorloth makes it 4

[grave glen]

I am talking about the barca fan

[feral eagle]

So why do you talkin’ about refs ?

[grave glen]

Torro makes it 4

[grave glen]

Because you robbed bayern and almeria

[feral eagle]

Bayern the ref stinks

[grave glen]

Alaverz makes it 4-0

[shell hedge]

It's not our fault they bottled

[feral eagle]

He robbed France at the WC Final

[grave glen]

Sabitzer makes it 4-2

[grave glen]

They bottled it but that was onside

[real hull]

France got 2 pens bro😭

[grave glen]

Llorente 94”

[shell hedge]

After getting an extra 15 minutes and not doing anything with it, while Joselu only needed two minutes to make the comeback

[grave glen]

Rma bottled 3 points 2 times this season

[grave glen]

Guruzeta 61'

[feral eagle]

But there was a pen on Thuram in the 93rd minute if I remember

[grave glen]

Who

[shell hedge]

And who got the title?

[grave glen]

Who

[grave glen]

Bellingham disallowed goal in Valencia

😂😂😂

[real hull]

Idr that tbh

[grave glen]

We beat them 3-1 as revenge

[grave glen]

4-0 💀💀

[grave glen]

4-0 on aggregate

Today is a good day

Arsenal and rma bottle it

[feral eagle]

But we don’t talk enough about the refs in the WC

[shell hedge]

one bottled a league title while the other already had it, I'm not really sure if that's a good comparison to make

[grave glen]

Get over the World Cup stop being a salty Ronaldo fan

[feral eagle]

He owns your club

[grave glen]

Who cares

Sorloth owns your club

[real hull]

Leave that to the past cause we can’t do shit about that

[grave glen]

4 goals in 1 game

Messi never even did it

[shell hedge]

And only one point to show for it

[feral eagle]

But he gets 99% the pitchichi

[real hull]

Yep

From messi and ronaldo to sorloth💀

How times changed

[grave glen]

I want my club to sign the rma owner

He is such a good striker

He is playing for a trash team and might win the top goal scorer award

[shell hedge]

Atletico fan calling another team "trash"

[grave glen]

Villarreal is trash they are way below standards

You should know Villarreal used to challenge for top 4

They even got 2nd in the past 20 years

[feral eagle]

When ?

[grave glen]

I don’t remember I think it’s back in the 2000s

When rma won la liga

[feral eagle]

In 2008

[real hull]

2007/08 season

[grave glen]

Yeah

[feral eagle]

They won UEL before LaLiga 😭😭

[real hull]

Lol

[feral eagle]

But LaLiga is the greatest league of all-time ncp

LaLiga 2000 - 2019 >>>>

I hope that Mbappé will wake up LaLiga clubs

[grave glen]

It’s kind of sad Villarreal never win la liga

[grave glen]

We are literally broke

[real hull]

How?

Real might actually dominate laliga for some years

[grave glen]

He doesn’t realize

With mbappe no team in la liga can compete

They won’t even need refs anymore to win la liga

[copper bison]

just like certain leagues

https://tenor.com/view/zias-gif-20659744

[real hull]

Lol

[neon nova]

I need Diego Simeone to leave Atletico

I am tired of seeing this team play in a 5 back or a 4 4 2

I am tired of him barely delivering any good things to us

The best we've done all season is beat Real Madrid only to then lose to teams we should be beating easily

[copper bison]

at least you get it

[neon nova]

It doesn't matter if we beat Madrid if we do nothing else of notice during the season

We lost to fucking Bilbao 4 - 0 on aggregate

We should've won the Copa Del Rey

It was ours with Madrid and Barca out

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/LaLiga/status/1792292980151259427
https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1792294631092162716 La Liga rescheduled the last matchweek to a regular setup

LALIGA (@LaLiga) on X

MODIFICACIÓN | Cambian los horarios de la jornada 38 de #LALIGAEASPORTS.

📝 https://t.co/MxLneKaR9l

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 8:35 PM

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 La Liga has changed all the times of the matchday 38.

The games will no longer be played at the same time because there's nothing to play for anymore. It's all decided.

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 8:41 PM

Which doesn't make sense considering they made everyone play this week

If anything it would've only made sense for them to do it next week, which they should've done

[neon nova]

This is pointless

[feral eagle]

Yh everything is done

The European places and relegation won’t change