la-liga

[feral eagle]

He said facts

Laporta doesn’t like facts if it’s not in his advantage

Cause that’s basically saying : financial levers failed to cover all Barca debts

[light ledge]

😐 🔫

[feral eagle]

That’s sad asf

He was being the best Spanish player in LaLiga

[light ledge]

we really needed him to face sociedad

at least I think we can get uecl

[kindred stag]

Blud

[vocal lake]

I have a reason

[half sinew]

Hope he comes back stronger

really balling this season when noone expected him to

[fallow dragon]

Hala Madrid

[shadow trellis]

If anyone knows a lot about football balls, dm me cuz I have a question

[lament swallow]

Now madrid fans will have a meltdown when fermin gets called up for euros to replace isco

[grave glen]

we all know the spanish national is barca fc

[lapis hearth]

when you talk about la-liga

jude celebration

vs

barca

justcomes

[grave glen]

atletico barely gets any players in the national team

[cloud sparrow]

NICO GOT A TOTS CHAT

IASDBAISDTF

[grave glen]

deserved

10 assists in la liga

[cloud sparrow]

we also had vivian unai and big bro get tots

we're a big team chat

always said so

[grave glen]

where did you see it

[cloud sparrow]

@devout geyser can you believe it chat

[real hull]

Uhhh

[cloud sparrow]

what the tots?

futbin

also their twitter

[grave glen]

yeah

[cloud sparrow]

there you are chat

idk what gundogan is doing on there

but yk we move

[real hull]

Laliga only showed half of this in their insta post💀

[cloud sparrow]

milking ahh

[real hull]

More like wtf is felix doing there💀

[cloud sparrow]

oh that too

wtf he done

[real hull]

Warming the bench

[cloud sparrow]

same with carvajal

carvajal stopped being good 7 years ago

i never liked him as a person or a player

[real hull]

He been great this season tho

[cloud sparrow]

what doing nothing

lol

[lament swallow]

Not our fault atletico and madrid can't produce any talent

[cloud sparrow]

and athletic

barca athletic and dani olmo and morata

combined xi

[topaz crypt]

Own

[half sinew]

unfortunate to isco get injured right before the euros

[cloud sparrow]

i wouldve loved to see him at the euros yk

him nico and yamal

[topaz crypt]

@cloud sparrow thoughts on inigo martinez birthday

[cloud sparrow]

its his birthday?

didnt even know

happy birthday ig

hes still got sm connection w the club but im not happy he chased money

bc athletic payed him like 30k a week

and he went smwhere for like double or triple that smh

still love the guy but yk

[topaz crypt]

He gonna donate his salary to athletic bilbao he said

[cloud sparrow]

i didnt even know that

hes a lovely guy

i can tell you that much

but i still dont get why he left

[topaz crypt]

@digital arch no need to thank me for my service

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow thoughts on Nico potentially joining Barca 🗣️

[cloud sparrow]

hes not

[thick saddle]

Ok but what would you say if he did

[topaz crypt]

Why’d he do that to himself

[sleek echo]

Wth 😭

I didn’t know you were paying him peanuts

[cloud sparrow]

id wake up

from my nightmare

[sleek echo]

No wonder he left

[thick saddle]

😭😭

Understandable tbh

[sleek echo]

yeah for a footballer that’s very low 💀

Especially for a player like inigo martinez

[digital arch]

u lied u bum

[copper bison]

low rent version of your club

that beat you and barca and went ahead to win the copa del rey

griezmann is your harry kane

when he left you won the league

https://tenor.com/view/smile-smirk-try-not-to-laugh-gif-20026966

[topaz crypt]

No???

[digital arch]

he isnt donating his salary?

[topaz crypt]

Proof

[digital arch]

u give proof

[topaz crypt]

Idk

[digital arch]

so u lied

[feral eagle]

Stop dissin’ them

They are a bigger spanish Club than Atleti trust me

They are the only club except Real Madrid and Barcelona to have stayed in LaLiga since debut without going to the second division

They kicked Atletico’s ass 4-0 aggregate in Copa Del Rey

[grave glen]

youd be lucky to be fifth tbh

[terse cargo]

owned

enjoy going trophyless again

[copper bison]

tottenham of spain

[terse cargo]

100% loss rate in ucl finals

[grave glen]

tbf madrid kinda robbed one but atletico deserved it

[feral eagle]

That’s not dissing bro

That’s saying facts

[copper bison]

are you from another universe

[terse cargo]

???

[copper bison]

it's every year

we qualify

[feral eagle]

Bilbao is a bigger club than Atletico i don’t think there is a debate

[grave glen]

espanyol is a bigger rival to barca than atletico is to real madrid

[feral eagle]

Nah

[grave glen]

ssshhhhh

let me spread espanyol agenda

we love espanyol

[feral eagle]

Espanyol is in the Segunda bro

And they are 4th

[grave glen]

next year

they'll be back to laliga

[feral eagle]

They can finish first

[grave glen]

they prob wont

if anything they'd have to qualify via playoffs

[feral eagle]

So the ones that are going to LaLiga for sure : Valladolid and Leganes

[feral eagle]

3 games to go

[grave glen]

not for sure but it's highly likely

[feral eagle]

And they are 6 points behind Valladolid

[grave glen]

valladolid aren't dropping many points

they have 3 relatively easy games remaining

[feral eagle]

https://x.com/CrewsMat10/status/1695845235467628891

MC (@CrewsMat10) on X

Lionel Messi with Lamine Yamal as a baby. Yes this is real.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2023, 5:06 PM

He saw Messi when he was a baby

90 % of this server didn’t saw Messi

[pseudo flicker]

The end of Xavi's era in Barcelona

Joan Laporta decided to dismiss Xavi Hernandez as Barcelona coach after the season, despite previous reports that he had fulfilled his contract. The reasons are unsatisfactory results in the league and Champions League and Xavi's controversial statements about the club's financial situation and competitiveness. Laporta and the management criticize the coach for not using the team's potential. The official announcement of Xavi's dismissal is expected to come after Barcelona secured second place in LaLiga.

Sources: Sport, RAC1, Relevo

[copper bison]

shame I wanted him to stay

[cinder sundial]

shame i wanted him to stay so barca could lose more

[nocturne radish]

1/6

[feral eagle]

LMAOOO

[grave glen]

what's the translation

[feral eagle]

Some players feel mistreated by Xavi

[feral eagle]

Ptdrrr = LMAO

Or LOL

[grave glen]

who asked

[grave glen]

no they aren't bigger

we have 11 league titles they have 8

the only thing they have is copa del rey

[grave glen]

no we aren't we have a lot of trophies please watch football

[grave glen]

we are like 11 points clear of athletic club and we have 11 league titles

we deserve to be in the ucl

[copper bison]

okay then, tottenham of spain in the ucl

[grave glen]

we have amazing talent riqueleme should be called up

[grave glen]

tottenham can only dream of being as good as atletico in the ucl

spurs is not even a big english club

he casually forgets who saved spain during the single most important game in the nt's history

classic barca fan activities

[grave glen]

iniesta?

or cassillas

casillas saved spain multiple times

[grave glen]

he is a overrated goalkeeper

idk why rma fans rate him

[grave glen]

athletic club defenders should be called up

[grave glen]

troll

[cloud sparrow]

agreed

[grave glen]

every single game won by spain in 2010 world cup knockout stage was 1-0

and casillas made multiple crucial saves in each one

[hard lake]

someone tell me how to say presunto in english

[feral eagle]

alleged

[hard lake]

what is this called in english

[feral eagle]

Oh my days bro

[sleek echo]

Yeray isn’t getting called up for the spanish national team lmao

[grave glen]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7FSv42ojGH/?igsh=cjJodHEzMHl1dnZv

fabriziorom

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Luka Modrić informed Real Madrid about his desire to 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 at the club ⚪️🇭🇷

Modrić will not create any issue on the salary, he just would like to stay and continue beyond this season.

The Croatian star has also rejected already two big proposals as he still hopes to sign new deal at Real.

❗️ It depends on the club now for Modrić an...

Likes

52817

Instagram

[cloud sparrow]

yeray doesnt play lol

[terse cargo]

theyre just as good as you

0 trophies in their entire existence

[sleek echo]

Why was jose sanchez the referee of the al nassr vs al hilal game 😭🙏

[sleek echo]

I saw him play multiple times for you this season

[cloud sparrow]

vivian and paredes always start

[pseudo flicker]

Lewandowski at the corner in Barcelona

Tension is growing in FC Barcelona around Robert Lewandowski, despite his valid contract for next season. The media speculate that the club wants to get rid of him in the summer due to his high salary, which is expected to increase to EUR 30 million. Xavi still uses the Pole in the starting line-up, but more and more often he takes him off the field before the end of the match, which, according to his entourage, is the club's strategy to show him that he is no longer indispensable. Lewandowski himself feels good at the club and wants to stay at Barcelona.

Source: Radio Catalunya

[opal obsidian]

im the all time of all time

yes

yes

make it happen pls

get that stinky donkey out

you know what

we will even pay you to take him

[real hull]

That would actually win atletico the league

When yall got villa from us

Atletico won the league

And same happened with Suarez

Atletico will lose their biggest chance to win the league if they dont sign him😎

Napoli will try and make every possible team to overpay for osimhen if they want to get him

[opal obsidian]

no no

we will pay you guys

to take him

[real hull]

With what money 😭

Ohh yh

I forgot

[opal obsidian]

spotify premium

[real hull]

We giving yall Spotify premium for 1 year

[opal obsidian]

for all atleti fans

[real hull]

Every single player

Every staff

[opal obsidian]

and fan

worldwide

[real hull]

Yh

So thats actually a good deal

So imagine not accepting that

[pseudo flicker]

Lato assesses Lewandowski and Poland's chances for Euro 2024

Grzegorz Lato criticized Robert Lewandowski, suggesting that he should make his own decision about his future after Euro 2024. He emphasized that although Poland got to the tournament after the play-offs, the team's performance was not satisfactory and we were placed in a very difficult group with Austria, France and Netherlands. Lato highlights problems stemming from Santos' previous hiring, which failed to live up to expectations, but expresses cautious optimism about Poland's chances, noting improvements in the team's fighting prowess and the role of young players. He also emphasizes that the first match against the Netherlands will be crucial, in which it is important not to lose.

Source: WP SportoweFakty

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/reshadfcb/status/1791699078700519826?s=46

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB) on X

(🌕) JUST IN: Flick, Marquez and Gallardo are 3 candidates to replace Xavi. @martinezferran #FCB 🔍🚨

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 5:15 AM

[grave glen]

what

we have trophies

[terse cargo]

in the ucl?

methinks

[grave glen]

spurs aren't as consistent as atletico in the ucl

their ucl final run was a fluke

[terse cargo]

theyre just as good as you are tho

[grave glen]

nope

[terse cargo]

0 ucls

youre pretty much the same

[grave glen]

the amount of ucls rma has without refs:

[terse cargo]

the amount of ucls fartletico has

[shell hedge]

Isco could be completely fit, perform better than everyone else throughout an entire La Liga campaign, and Spain would still call Lopez over him

It's been happening for years, we're used to it

[thick stratus]

can you give me pp

[lament swallow]

Unfortunately he's not fit so stop crying

Fermin has been on fire

[shell hedge]

I didn't say he was

https://x.com/EASPORTSFC/status/1791515304738115878

EA SPORTS FC (@EASPORTSFC) on X

Defining greatness.

Unveiling the #FC24 @LaLiga EA SPORTS Team of the Season.

#TOTS #LALIGAEASPORTS

Twitter · May 17, 2024, 5:05 PM

Why didn't Kroos and Lunin get a card? Lunin was a lot better than Simon

[grand lynx]

Barca should buy Haaland n Ruben ngl

[shell hedge]

Could they even afford to arrange a meet and greet?

[grand lynx]

We'll have no competition for next season

I wouldn't be surprised if Barca sign free agents

[cloud sparrow]

Unai simon literally has the most clean sheets this year

Watch the highlights of getafe 0-2 athletic and you'll see why

[cloud sparrow]

Vivian and nico absolutely deserved but I'm surprised neither guruzeta or oihan got cards

[shell hedge]

And Lunin's been one of the best overall performing goalkeepers this season despite "being two games off" because of Kepa

[cloud sparrow]

Clean sheets are more important than invidual performance, like if we are to talk about it individually, unai simon has faced more shots than lunin

[shell hedge]

Like the only reason Lunin's not going to win the Zamora trophy is because "he's two games off" even though he outperformed a lot of the other goalkeepers that played all season

[cloud sparrow]

And still has the best clean sheet : match ratio in la liga

Unai simon has unarguably been the best gk in laliga this season

That just proves my point

Just to add on

[terse cargo]

fermin is a spanish mctominay

[daring topaz]

Barca should sign him.

Ter Stegen has been a mess.

[shell hedge]

Breaking our highest clean sheet record in La Liga with Lunin in goal, and Lunin's the main reason we weren't thrown out of the Champions League in the Round of 16

[cloud sparrow]

Here we go again with the barça should sign this barça should sign thay

God just let us play europe next year calmly

[daring topaz]

Pretty crazy Real already found a Courtois replacement.

Lunin will probably start over him next season.

[cloud sparrow]

No he won't

[shell hedge]

Barcelona can't even afford Simon's gloves

[cloud sparrow]

Courtois will play until he leaves

[cloud sparrow]

Real

[daring topaz]

He’s way too good to be a sub.

[cloud sparrow]

• if we talking nico then barça have alr said they can't afford his wages

So womp womp

Get shit on

[shell hedge]

k

You're talking about the same board that told the best goalkeeper in history to "either warm the bench for the new guy or leave"

Perez and them don't actually know a thing about gratefulness or anything else

[daring topaz]

Casillas isn’t the best GK in history. One of the best for sure.

[daring topaz]

That’s true, but I guess this analogy would make more sense if it was related to Courtois considering Lunin is doing pretty well.

[shell hedge]

No he should be made to each his position back next season, even though it's just going to be gifted to him

[terse cargo]

any goalkeeper they put behind that defense is gonna be shit

weve seen it with stegen and peña

[terse cargo]

at that point of his career he was already washed

[daring topaz]

Ter Stegen has been very inconsistent. This season he has made many blunders.

[terse cargo]

not unlike him

[pseudo flicker]

Poland gained an advantage at EURO 2024

David Alaba, Real Madrid defender, will not take part in EURO 2024 due to surgery on his left knee. His absence is already certain, which is beneficial for the Polish national team, which will face Austria in the group stage of the tournament. Alaba suffered a torn cruciate ligament injury in December during a LaLiga match against Villarreal. He is the third Real Madrid player with such an injury this season, joining Thibaut Courtois and Éder Militao.

Source: Theathletic.com

[buoyant coral]

Cheers julian

[shell hedge]

@iron marten
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1791609266693865734 17 years of loyalty and they do that to him, that's bullshit

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🔴💔 Jesús Navas: “Dear Sevilla fans, it’s been a sad day for me. I never expected this day to come. I can’t believe it”.

“Sevilla is my home and I never got a call from the club to extend the contract. Not even one. Zero calls”.

“I’ve not agreed anything with another club.

Twitter · May 17, 2024, 11:18 PM

[cloud sparrow]

I packed tots nico chat

[wise olive]

@coarse sleet heres your fucking league channel

[sleek echo]

W

[grave glen]

😭😭

[shell hedge]

What’s going on?

[wise olive]

hes trolling the pl sever

well channel

just read what he said tbh

[iron marten]

This board is just the worst

The management system sucks ass

Everyone's hoping that they throw them out

It's an actual joke

[grave glen]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1791775258367660223?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

💣🚨 BREAKING: Artem Dovbyk and Serhou Guirassy are two forwards on Atlético Madrid’s radar. They want a striker this summer.

[🎖️: @MatteMoretto, @relevo]

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 10:18 AM

[wise olive]

wasn’t Sevilla like top 5 last season

[cloud sparrow]

They won't get either

[iron marten]

Yep

[grave glen]

we will

serhou guirassy is very cheap

artem has a release clause of 40 million

[grave glen]

top 4*

[copper mulch]

Bro got muted

[livid summit]

whatdidhedooooo

[torpid rivet]

navas is leaving? damn

sad way to go

[mint radish]

is xabi staying at leverkusen or is he going to madrid

[copper bison]

staying as of now

[grave glen]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1791855248551616797?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇳🇱 BREAKING: Memphis Depay will leave Atlético Madrid at the end of the season, pending confirmation.

[🥇: @PatriciaCazon via @BenditaAficionR/@_soy_rojiblanco]

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 3:35 PM

atletico(I am delusional)

[sleek echo]

Should go all out for guirassy

Dovbyk probably won’t leave girona after just one season especially for atleti

[grave glen]

@sleek echo I want artem

[grave glen]

why not

we have pull

also we could get the money

[sleek echo]

Yeah but he’s finishing above you

[grave glen]

2 games left

who knows

[sleek echo]

And girona wouldn’t want to sell him

[grave glen]

its not over

[grave glen]

they are gonna have to

if players wants to leave

[sleek echo]

Yeah that’s if they want to leave

[crisp parrot]

Real

with ninja turtle joining

Alphonso Davies

might be joining too

[grave glen]

you rates davies?

I would keep mendy

[crisp parrot]

imo he is an upgrade

[copper bison]

it's the other way round

[crisp parrot]

[grand lynx]

Atletico Madrid get the money but can't even get the transfers right

[grave glen]

its our board

I wish we get new owners

they never back simeone

[crisp parrot]

Altetico Madrid biggest flop of all time - felix

not sure why they spent shit tons of money to get felix

he doesn't suit their play style at all

[grave glen]

felix flopped at barca too lol

I just saw the news

[crisp parrot]

not as bad as he was Altetico

at least barca didn't spend so much money

[real hull]

Still cooked atletico

[crisp parrot]

it was just a loan

[real hull]

Yh

But we actually played him as a lw tho

[grave glen]

what a achievement

[crisp parrot]

due to his price tag, no serious buyers

[grave glen]

barca flopped with more transfers

we flopped with 1

[crisp parrot]

barca got too many to remember.

[grave glen]

facts

[crisp parrot]

let me recall.

Philippe Coutinho

Antoine Griezmann

Ousmane Dembele

[real hull]

He wasn’t literally a flop

[crisp parrot]

Miralem Pjanic

[real hull]

And he had to play in another position since we had messi

The same goes for coutinho

[grave glen]

idk how barca wasted greizmann lol

literally one of the best players ever

at least he won a copa del rey

[real hull]

He had to play in different positions

[real hull]

Ter statue masterclass 🔥

[real hull]

3rd place now💀

[grand lynx]

Upamecano better than De Ligt lmao

[crisp parrot]

how does that happened

he was a calamity last season

[grand lynx]

Like actually 😭

De Ligt is far worse than Neuer in that match lmao

[crisp parrot]

Neuer time is over

when is Bayern getting a new replacement

[grand lynx]

Imagine stegen joins

[crisp parrot]

bayern would prefer a younger keeper.

[grand lynx]

kepa

[crisp parrot]

is he still good ?

[kind crystal]

No

Kepa is dogshit

[crisp parrot]

[ripe field]

i wouldnt say flopped

neither was he a star player

[ripe field]

he was decent at the start icl

[crisp parrot]

Chelsea signed him for fun ?

[mint galleon]

Real Madrid most flop signing is Hazard

Barca most flop signing is Coutinho

Agreed?

[crisp parrot]

hmmmmmm

agreed

[crisp parrot]

should you put most expensive flop signing or just flop

[mint galleon]

Most expensive flop

[crisp parrot]

then you are totally right

Jonathan Woodgate was the worst signing for real madrid i feel

he didn't even play a match for the 1st 14 months

on his debut he scored an own goal and got a red card

can't get a worse debut than him

[mint galleon]

The Liberian guy has same level as him if is Europe

I forgot his name but he only have one damn shot in entire match

[crisp parrot]

for real madrid ?

[mint galleon]

No is an Premier League club, so that why I say "if is Europe"

[crisp parrot]

Ali Dia ?

hes the worst EPl singing of all time

[mint galleon]

Yes is him

[crisp parrot]

hes from senegal

[mint galleon]

I remembered he's Liberian fr

Until I checked and saw he is from Senegal

[buoyant coral]

Ali dia?

The guy who played for Southampton that one time?

[crisp parrot]

yes that legend

lol

Carlos Kaiser and him are the biggest fraud in football

[sleek echo]

Probably

Kaka for real madrid maybe

[terse cargo]

kaka to madrid was infinitely better than hazard to madrid

[crisp parrot]

he's far from the worst

[thick saddle]

One is 16, the other one is 23

Only 2 years tho

❓😭

No not really

[copper bison]

no chance

if yamal keeps getting overplayed he will end up like ansu fati

maybe that changes now that xavi left

[thick saddle]

Call it delusion, call it wishful thinking, call it being stuck in the past but don’t call it destiny

[crisp parrot]

too early to tell

but age gap is big though

7 years apart

[copper bison]

vini is ahead of him

yamal is only starting in his career rn

so it's too early for that

[crisp parrot]

when vini retired Yamal is not even 30

maybe it will happened.

[copper bison]

great player but i hate his ego

[crisp parrot]

some ego are needed

without ego, players wouldn't push themselves hard

[grave glen]

tbf strikers last a lot longer in terms of longetivity

i doubt vini will play until he's 40

[crisp parrot]

35 is already stretching to the limit..

[grave glen]

not really

tons of players reach 35 with ease

[crisp parrot]

yeah but they are not playing at top clubs/top league anymore.

[grave glen]

i mean

it depends

[crisp parrot]

and they are not confirmed starters

[grave glen]

many players at that age are still playing at world class clubs and getting good playtime

[warm osprey]

Fuck Carlo he’s not getting saliba bro go for someone better

[crisp parrot]

????? real madrid going for him ?

[warm osprey]

I don’t think people talk so much stuff

[grave glen]

<@&456785264677748737>

[cloud sparrow]

aupa athletic

yippee

we signed gorosabel

and we targeting laporte

i love how next seasons looking

[manic blade]

surely they would want a lot for him

[cloud sparrow]

hes negotiating contract termination

[manic blade]

yea that would be why

because his wages would be huge too

[grave glen]

he played for real sociedad

[tranquil light]

Girona are ending 4th. Mark my words

[grave glen]

https://x.com/atletiuniverse/status/1791905806176452946?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet really???

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING: Diego Simeone is pushing to keep Mario Hermoso at the club, pending confirmation.

[🥇: @PatriciaCazon via @BenditaAficionR/@_soy_rojiblanco]

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 6:56 PM

[tranquil light]

We own ratletico

[sinful acorn]

Comparison to one of two = flop

Every time this happens

[cloud sparrow]

so

hes joined the right team now

[grave glen]

you think he will celebrate vs real sociedad

if he scores

[cloud sparrow]

i mean

hes a right back

but i doubt he would

[tranquil light]

Athletic are signing gorosabel?

Guaranteed 6 points next season🤍

[sleek echo]

I hope not

I wanna see a new team in the top 3

for the first time in a very long time

[shadow trellis]

Are balls used by pros thermally bonded or stitched (in la liga, champions league, etc)

[buoyant coral]

You know, thats a good question

I'm gonna go check

https://soccerinnovations.com/si-blog/how-to-choose-a-soccer-ball/#:~:text=Match balls are high quality,a cheaper PVC outer casing.

It says its thermal bonded for match balls on this website

[half sinew]

did he leave

[buoyant coral]

I do not believe he did

[grave glen]

no he didn't

[shut lagoon]

ur club has same colours as mine

[cloud sparrow]

Respect

[shut lagoon]

u also watch basketball?

[cloud sparrow]

Yep and play

[shut lagoon]

respect

[hard lake]

did anyone in spain also see the meteorite??

[charred wadi]

https://x.com/madriduniversal/status/1791951214747292011?s=46

Madrid Universal (@MadridUniversal) on X

❗️In La Liga, Rayo Vallecano have reported an act of match-fixing in the game between Sevilla and Cádiz. The agent of one of the players sent information 48 hours before the match.

— @pedro_morata

Twitter · May 18, 2024, 9:57 PM

[grave glen]

what

[feral eagle]

Huh ?

Wtf happened ?

[worn cape]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7IlNJoLGHo/?igsh=Z2pxYXpyNXhpNmQ0

pubity

Swipe ⬅️ A plain white restaurant napkin that marked the start of Lionel Messi’s career with FC Barcelona was sold at a Bonhams auction for around $968,600. ⚽️💰

The auction started at roughly $381,000 before bidding up to its final sale price. The napkin, dated Dec. 14, 2000, was signed by FC Barcelona director Carles Rexach during a lunch meet...

Likes

17485

Instagram

[crisp parrot]

most expensive napkin ever...

[lament swallow]

Why is madrid universal reporting this 😭

[buoyant coral]

Well, erm, actually, rayo vallecano is in Madrid 🤓☝️

[earnest plaza]

to think the best contract of history was signed in a napkin

is unreal

[buoyant coral]

In an alternative universe

That napkin could've been used at a restaurant

😭

[earnest plaza]

😔

one guy really needed that napkin..

[kindred stag]

Why are Rayo Vallecano stressing about it😭

[buoyant coral]

They can still go down

Probably

[kindred stag]

They're 6 points above Cadiz with two games two go

They'll be fine

[foggy cape]

Admin forgot to change accounts

😭

[lunar ridge]

today the fans will empty the stadium as a protest against Peter Lim. The players know it, and Peter Gonzalez had the balls to post his matchday poster with a picture of last year's protest in the background

Foulquier and Hugo Duro just posted their stories with empty stadiums aswell 🙌🏻. It's good to know they support the cause

[opal obsidian]

players that are actually loyal to the fans??

[copper bison]

https://fxtwitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1791805474246897867

[real hull]

Big W

[copper bison]

[polar wing]

Yo

[buoyant coral]

Isn't Peter lim that really shit chinese bloke you've got as an owner?

[polar wing]

Dam there are people who do like those clubs

[copper bison]

obviously

[terse cargo]

?

what does that even mean man

[polar wing]

I thought everybody supports Madrid and Barca in Spain

[copper bison]

no?

[lunar ridge]

ew

[real hull]

Tf😭

[pallid acorn]

Ohh 💀

[copper bison]

if that was true la liga wouldn't exist

[real hull]

Fr

[sleek echo]

What 😭🙏

So you think people from sevilla support barca or madrid?

[pallid delta]

[hard cobalt]

How's Normand been

I'd like him at Newcastle

So if he's been good I'm hoping we can buy him

[terse cargo]

he's average

[grave glen]

he is linked with atletico

and wants to stay in spain

[grave glen]

he is not average

clear of militao

[grave glen]

no

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/FCBarcelona/status/1792218903973650905 @grave glen @sleek echo

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

🚨 BARÇA XI 🚨
#BarçaRayo

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 3:40 PM

[grave glen]

Not interested. Meaningless game

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/valenciacf/status/1792222558684598510
https://x.com/AthleticClub/status/1792219965564518503 @lunar ridge @cloud sparrow

Valencia CF (@valenciacf) on X

⚽ XI INICIAL 🆚 @GironaFC

#ValenciaGirona 🦇🔴⚪
#ADNVCF

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 3:55 PM

Athletic Club (@AthleticClub) on X

🔴⚪️ Última 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗜𝗢́𝗡 de la temporada en San Mamés.

🫡 Goazen, lehoiak! Irabaztera!

#AthleticSevillaFC #AthleticClub 🦁

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 3:45 PM

[cloud sparrow]

I saw

I'm watching the prem games rn let me

[sleek echo]

Cubarsi keeps starting bruh he needs to rest

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/SevillaFC/status/1792218662394372379 I don't know why they're having everyone play at once when the last matchweek is next weekend

Sevilla Fútbol Club (@SevillaFC) on X

🚨 XI #AthleticSevillaFC ⚪️🔴

Nyland - Jesús Navas, Badé, Sergio Ramos, Kike Salas, Acuña - Manu Bueno, Agoumé, Ocampos, Lukébakio - En-Nesyri.

#WeareSevilla #NuncaTeRindas

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 3:40 PM

[shell hedge]

I kind of wanted to see this match but our friendly against Villarreal is at the same time

[sleek echo]

Blud said friendly 💀

[shell hedge]

For us it's a friendly

the main job's already done

[sleek echo]

Villareal are your owners respect them

[shell hedge]

Scoring one after trailing by four doesn't mean you own a club

[grave glen]

do you have any shame

[sleek echo]

???

Last 6 games 😂

[shell hedge]

And today's match is still a friendly

Previous seasons won't give today's match importance

[grave glen]

Now show barca last 6 games against bayern

[grave glen]

cook

one of those two clubs won the uel with ease, the other got eliminated in it in back to back years

[blissful skiff]

ankara messi

[grave glen]

Edson Álvarez>ake

[copper bison]

and that club reached ucl semi finals in 2022

the other couldn't even get past the quarters

[lunar ridge]

we don't care about the XI today

the real match is outside the stadium

[feral eagle]

What ?

[shell hedge]

Kickoff everywhere

Disney scored for Barcelona

[grave glen]

1-0 barca

[sleek echo]

WERE COMING FOR THE PICHICHI

[grave glen]

5-3 ?😂😂😂

1-0 real sociedad

[foggy cape]

Sociedad score

1-0

[shell hedge]

Sevilla score yet?

[half sinew]

shit i thought kickoff was at 8 pm

[shell hedge]

Nope, everyone's 9 minutes in

Everyone's playing at once despite it not being the last matchweek

[half sinew]

was busy watching premier league

[shell hedge]

Well you're winning 1-0 through a Disney goal

Yamal apparently assisted it

[foggy cape]

Nope

[brave lagoon]

lewa goated fr

[cloud sparrow]

we're playing eh

we've been attacking we just got a corner but its been slow

we're not playing for anything now we already got europa no matter what

[grave glen]

Ardaaaa

Arda keep scoring

Star boy

💎💎

[cloud sparrow]

yall even celebrating your goals still? lol

[grave glen]

Who yall

Clear of yamal

[cloud sparrow]

madrid fans

[cloud sparrow]

nico > both

[ionic night]

ARDAAAAAA

[shell hedge]

Four in five for Guler

Very good progress

[cloud sparrow]

nico williams this year has been top 5 in la liga

[terse cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/chiringuito-tomás-roncero-cristóbal-soria-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-23811895

[brisk sapphire]

THIS GUY CANT STOP SCORING

[faint turtle]

Güler just scored his 5 goal

🤣

[cloud sparrow]

even berenguer has more goals

idk what yall saying lol

[faint turtle]

You will win against fender 🫡

[cloud sparrow]

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

GOLGOLGOLGOL

GOOOOOOOL

[foggy cape]

1-0

[cloud sparrow]

RAUL GARCIA

[foggy cape]

Athletic score

[cloud sparrow]

HIS LAST GAME AT SAN MAMES BEFORE RETIREMENT

[ionic night]

I hope Girona wins today

[cloud sparrow]

AND HES SCORED

ANOTHER

ANOTHER

ANOTHER

[foggy cape]

Dammm

2-0

[terse cargo]

claro q tiene mas goles y tambien tiene 1200 mas minutos

[grave glen]

Rudiger

🐐🐐

[terse cargo]

arda guler tiene 300 minutos lol

[ionic night]

daniel got muted 💀

[terse cargo]

hes a fool

[ionic night]

exacto

[shell hedge]

Automatic mute

[foggy cape]

@cloud sparrow don’t spam lol

[shell hedge]

If you say something three times, the bots mute you for 15 minutes

[ionic night]

ah

[cloud sparrow]

YAY!

[foggy cape]

the auto mod mutes ya

[cloud sparrow]

thank youu

auto mod needs to be changed

its so bad

[grave glen]

Valverde is Villarreal nightmare

[cloud sparrow]

they need to change it to 10 times

instead of 3

[terse cargo]

5

[grave glen]

2-0

[shell hedge]

Like I said

[cloud sparrow]

we're so good today

muniain and raul

[shell hedge]

They should've gone in against Cadiz

[cloud sparrow]

both on their last games at san mames

[terse cargo]

why couldnt u be good vs pateti

[oak zephyr]

guys can i watch the match

[shell hedge]

That was their best chance of getting more points

[cloud sparrow]

copa del rey semis

[oak zephyr]

of real madrid ?

[grave glen]

😂😂

My guy run away

[oak zephyr]

guys where can i watch the match of real madrid

[shell hedge]

repeating it isn't going to help you

[terse cargo]

true

[oak zephyr]

i just asking

i not repeating ?

[grave glen]

Rayo score please

[cloud sparrow]

we're gonna win for onceeee

[ionic night]

fr 🙏

rayo better draw or win this one

[foggy cape]

Osasuna score

1-0

[cloud sparrow]

fr?

goddamn

[foggy cape]

Pathetico trailing

[foggy cape]

Yea

[cloud sparrow]

osasuna are so dogshit

i swear

[terse cargo]

osasuna r so ass

[cloud sparrow]

real

we're gonna score another 2 or 3 maybe

and then we'll see

[terse cargo]

luis de la fuente is pissing me off

[sleek echo]

W

[foggy cape]

Mallorca score

1-0

[ionic night]

lmfao how did osasuna score

[grave glen]

@grave glen

[iron marten]

Yeah this game will end like at least 7-0 or something, this team really doesn't care about winning anymore since it's practically pointless at this point

Maybe 8-0 idk

[shell hedge]

They put the ball into the net

[grave glen]

@grave glen 1-0 😂😂😂

Shit club

[ionic night]

no bro jesus christ himself put the ball into the net

[foggy cape]

2-0 real

[charred wadi]

Joseluuu

[exotic terrace]

Woselu

[cloud sparrow]

womp womp

its villareal

anyone can beat villareal when the refs dont rig it

[shell hedge]

[grave glen]

Joselu the goat

Dortmund are so Cooked

[cloud sparrow]

nop

dortmund will win the final 2-1

[terse cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/chiringuito-tomás-roncero-cristóbal-soria-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-23811895

[cloud sparrow]

i tell you now

[terse cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138130467057565747/1228091236385034250/togif-4.gif

[ionic night]

why you crying

[terse cargo]

LOL

[cloud sparrow]

bc they robbed us earlier this year

handball penalty after it came off his toe

[iron marten]

Girona goal

[foggy cape]

1-0

[ionic night]

nice girona goal

[iron marten]

Valencia so good

[foggy cape]

Girona

[cloud sparrow]

girona goal?

nice

i respect girona yk

[grave glen]

We are winning 2-0 against Villarreal with the b team

[ionic night]

SAVINHOOOO

[cloud sparrow]

ive got a soft spot for girona

personally

[ionic night]

same

[iron marten]

Just say you support them

[ionic night]

who actually hates Girona rn

[cloud sparrow]

2-0 you cant speak

womp womp

[ionic night]

unbelievable work from them

[iron marten]

True we're finished

[sleek echo]

[ionic night]

😭

[sleek echo]

Dovbyk?

[cloud sparrow]

julen agirrezabala is owning you

are you seeing this

hes so good

im surprised that unai simon isnt playing yk

theres no medical news

[grave glen]

We could've been centurions if the ref didn't blow the whistle in Valencia match

[cloud sparrow]

so close to 3-0

[cloud sparrow]

not that big of a deal getting 100 points

personally

its not that important

you win you win thats it

sometimes i wish gyokeres was born in Lesaka

[terse cargo]

100 points is cool though but yh winning most important

[shell hedge]

Would've liked to get 100 points though

[grave glen]

Hope we win the league invincible next season

[shell hedge]

99 would make the finish feel off

[terse cargo]

never happening

[cloud sparrow]

nico williams has something to say about that one chief

[terse cargo]

he had nothing to say this season

[grave glen]

Hate atletico Madrid useless team

[cloud sparrow]

just you wait 😄

[terse cargo]

been waiting for a while

[grave glen]

madrid will be very scary next season

Atletico Madrid are a joke of a club

[iron marten]

Yeah they'll have Mbappe as well

[cloud sparrow]

as will athletic we'll actually be able to defend

[cloud sparrow]

or maybe not you never know

[opal obsidian]

pathetico

[terse cargo]

ill allow it tho if u beat barca pateti and girona again next season

[cloud sparrow]

atletiracist

[foggy cape]

1-0 Cadiz

[iron marten]

Idk why he wouldn't join RMA tbh

[grave glen]

assletico falloff is crazy

https://tenor.com/view/r9-ronaldo-akzzpeii-nazario-dribble-fast-gif-4151834264332332449

[grave glen]

Morata vs real Madrid

[grave glen]

especially since he announced his departure from psg

idk where else he would go

[iron marten]

Yep

[terse cargo]

hes going to la real

[opal obsidian]

he’s coming to barça

we offered him spotify premium

[grave glen]

villareal

[iron marten]

Villarreal goal 1-2

[thorn mango]

yesyes

[opal obsidian]

who doesn’t want spotify premium

[thorn mango]

truly

[grave glen]

😱😱

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridUniversal/status/1792244792098762808
https://x.com/MadridXtra/status/1792243552535167402

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 HISTORY: No Real Madrid player has ever scored 5 La Liga goals for the club in less minutes than Arda Güler.

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 5:18 PM

[grave glen]

Ceballos the goat

Clear of zidane

[opal obsidian]

its a bad comparison

[grave glen]

cadiz goal disallowed

they're definitely done for

[opal obsidian]

fermin lopez would be a better comparison to arda

[grave glen]

Kick ceballos out of the club

[opal obsidian]

they both have similar goal scoring abilities from the midfield

[terse cargo]

except fermin is just a spanish mctominay

and arda guler is arda guler

[sleek echo]

Villareal goal

If alex baena was playing madrid would not be winning

[grave glen]

3-1

Vazquez

[sleek echo]

Bruh

[grave glen]

lol

[topaz crypt]

puta madrid

stop doing this wtf

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/eleven-elevensports-forthefans-goal-happy-gif-19850625

[terse cargo]

our right back spot had a revival

[opal obsidian]

puta madre vardrid 🔥

😡😡

[grave glen]

Puta varcelona

[sleek echo]

As long as it’s not guler I’m fine

[topaz crypt]

@opal obsidian hi

[opal obsidian]

hi pudi

[terse cargo]

too late

[grave glen]

Guler will score a hattrick

[shell hedge]

Guler scored the first one

[foggy cape]

Almeria equalized

1-1

[sleek echo]

I know

[topaz crypt]

have i told you that i love your profile picture

[sleek echo]

💀

[opal obsidian]

yep thanks

[grave glen]

d1 hater

[ionic night]

RAAAAAAAAHHHH GOAL FEST

[foggy cape]

Sociedad 2-0

[opal obsidian]

the guy who made it is such a cool guy

[terse cargo]

brahim 2 assists today

kaka regen

[grave glen]

We are so good

[topaz crypt]

purple patch

[thorn mango]

nah

[terse cargo]

owned yamalo

[grave glen]

Dortmund funeral 🔜

[opal obsidian]

accusing yamal of having a purple patch is crazy

[shell hedge]

"give me Granada or I retire"

[grave glen]

don't get ahead of yourself man

[grave glen]

??

i wouldnt underestimate dortmund

[opal obsidian]

dortmund are losing bro

[grave glen]

Dortmund are not that good

When was the last time real Madrid lost a ucl final?

[shell hedge]

Don't underestimate Dortmund

There's a reason they're in the final

[terse cargo]

1981

[shell hedge]

the moment you start the "it's just Dortmund" mindset is when we'll lose the final

[topaz crypt]

In 2 weeks

[shell hedge]

GULER

BRILLIANT WORK

[copper bison]

brace?

[grave glen]

@sleek echo lol

[terse cargo]

lmaoo

[shell hedge]

More goals than the "superior Messi" in a lot less minutes

Well done, Guler

[copper bison]

yamal who?

[ionic night]

BROOOO

GULER

I LOVE YOU

[topaz crypt]

Yamal Lamine

[carmine cypress]

dortmund is cooked

[shell hedge]

You ok?

[topaz crypt]

Yamal is 3 years younger than that purple patch benchwarmer btw

[ionic night]

☝️🤓

[grave glen]

Ardaaaaa

[copper bison]

you tweakin

[grave glen]

Hattrick 🔜

[round sky]

guler got more goals then yamal💀

[grave glen]

he's gonna watch guler score a third

[ionic night]

an arda hattrick would be an absolute blessing

[copper bison]

he has 6 now in less games

[grave glen]

In less minutes 💀

[ionic night]

😭

who is yamal bro i only know ARDA GULER 🔥🔥🔥

[grave glen]

How many goals did Bellingham score in laliga?

vázquez cooking

[grave glen]

19

[faint turtle]

Nothing just Arda güler scores his 6 goal

[grave glen]

Sorloth scored his 20th goal today

[ionic night]

19

[ionic night]

damn

[round sky]

lamine played 2045 minutes while guler played 283 minutes

😭

[ionic night]

😭

no way

[grave glen]

dobvyk has had 20 i think for a game or two

Bellingham brace second half

[ionic night]

https://tenor.com/view/arda-güler-arda-güler-real-madrid-arda-real-madrid-güler-real-madrid-madrid-arda-guler-gif-6119179444160053675

[round sky]

mad aura

[grave glen]

Dovbyk will not score today

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/1792251294343688428

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Arda Güler’s last three games for Real Madrid:

⚽ vs. Granada
⚽ vs. Alavés
⚽⚽ vs. Villarreal

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 5:49 PM

[grave glen]

might score next matchday tho

they play granada

at home

[tribal dragon]

Arda guler competing with Jude for tap in goals it’s so over

[grave glen]

no game time but more goals than guler

dfkm

[terse cargo]

jamal 2000 minutes 5 goals

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138130467057565747/1228091236385034250/togif-4.gif

[tribal dragon]

You just reacted

💔

[copper bison]

must be a very sad sight

[grave glen]

Winning 4-1 against Villarreal with b team

We are cooking

a certain team couldn't beat villareal with their a team

[copper bison]

Barca held 5 to this team

[ionic night]

you finna flood your house with those tears bro

[grave glen]

FT: real Madrid 7-1 Villarreal

[tribal dragon]

Fuck

[terse cargo]

owned

[grave glen]

hold

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/YashRMFC/status/1792251698469281919

[grave glen]

😂😂😂

[ionic night]

also brahim diaz casually turning into kaka on the first half

[grave glen]

at home too

👋😭

[terse cargo]

there is a team that conceded 8 to girona over 2 games

[tribal dragon]

Disgraceful institution man I hate this club

[ionic night]

I wonder who it is...

[grave glen]

The amount of world class players we are having

[grave glen]

girona biggest in catalonia

We even made joselu world class player

[bright grove]

wonder if Barca VS Villarreal has the highest combined goals in this season, 3-4 and 3-5 😂

[copper bison]

girona had a better run than barca

[ionic night]

ong

[copper bison]

and they are considered the small club

[terse cargo]

it took just a few seasons for barca to capitulate to the city group

[fervent marsh]

RIP Villarreal 😭🙏

Here comes another 4

[ionic night]

they getting penetrated by the b team 😭

[shell hedge]

You still 1-0?

[pure harness]

Who scored for madrid

Aside guler

[terse cargo]

no vini, rodrygo, kroos, tchouameni, camavinga, ceballos is playing etc....

[grave glen]

joselu and vázquez

[ionic night]

lucas and joselu

[shell hedge]

Guler, Joselu, Vazquez, Guler

[grave glen]

i love joselu

he needs to score 2 more today

[bright grove]

Never expect Villarreal can beat RM tbh

[grave glen]

joselu>penalty Kane

[ionic night]

how many goals does joselu have in laliga this season

[grave glen]

9

now 10

he's missed so many easy chances though

[bright grove]

Just, no Jude score and Sorloth scores pls

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1792247129924043245

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

17 GOALS. 3 ASSISTS.

JOSELU HAS BEEN BRILLIANT THIS SEASON. 🫡

Twitter · May 19, 2024, 5:33 PM

[grave glen]

that's including other competitions

[grave glen]

9 in the league but 18 in all competitions

He scored 5 in the cl

[fervent marsh]

Apparently

But we still need to win to get Supercopa spot

Cuz

M o n e h

We're so broke 😭

[grave glen]

lmao

missing out on the cwc doesn't help with financials

[tribal dragon]

Nah it does

I think it cost us 50m iirc

Deserved tbh

[grave glen]

wdym

clubs get a boatload of money for participating

why would it cost 50m

[tribal dragon]

That’s what the report said my guy I don’t make the rules

[grave glen]

Still can’t believe Villarreal are this bad

[cloud sparrow]

I hope that we win supercopa

Like 2021

[grave glen]

Not too long ago they were beating Munich in the champions league

[cloud sparrow]

And 2015

[shell hedge]

a lot of things have changed for them since then

[grave glen]

Pretty much

[fervent marsh]

Then lost to Liverpool in the semis

[shell hedge]

Not pretty much

[grave glen]

But beating Munich in the cl?

[shell hedge]

a lot has

[fervent marsh]

Quite the underdog story

[grave glen]

I mean they did something your team hasn’t done in how long?

[fervent marsh]

Since fucking 2019

[grave glen]

Not speaking of Liverpool

the other team….

Yk

[fervent marsh]

?

[grave glen]

Uncle muller….

[fervent marsh]

Oh fuck

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-muller-muller-laughing-laugh-haha-gif-27061850

[cloud sparrow]

Mr barça fans I'd like to say 4-2

[grave glen]

They scored lol

2-4

Sorloth an insane player

21 goals for sorloth

Laliga goalscorer atm

[cloud sparrow]

Sorloth is just big