la-liga

[lament tundra]

Cuz they play

In div 2

And 2 is greater than one

Is so Deaad in here

Barcelona will win the Joan camper trophy

Cuz

They play

I feel like shi

I just want umage perms

Image

Cuz

They are hood

Good

For people

To send images

[real hull]

Xp farming doesn’t work buddy

[lament tundra]

I need xp

Cuz photos

[real hull]

Oh lol

But xp farming won’t help u

[lament tundra]

Alr

I need photos in sorry yall

Laliga

Better than prem

Cuz

Real

And barca

Are best

Than liverpool

And man u

More ucl

And more racism

Racism is not good

Except of its against vini jr

Cuz vini

Is annoy players

It's getting hot yall

I need to sleep

Or maybe

Watch 2009 season highligts

I have

Depressions

[main pasture]

Bro whG

[opal obsidian]

@topaz crypt @topaz crypt ONE OF US

ONE OF US

[lament tundra]

One of yall

Yay!

@topaz crypt

[sour rock]

so

i

personally

think

that barca s prime

is better

than madrid prime

because 2009 barca

was an invincible side

they literally had

players for every position

however

Madrid

wasn't that strong

(i need to level up)

no i dont

ig

idk

[opal obsidian]

bro

you dont get xp from spamming

thats not how it calculates

[tranquil light]

That isnt how it works

[umbral glade]

Wow that’s a big phone

[left patrol]

#open-ticket-here

[sour rock]

[terse cargo]

can we see pedris results in the ucl semis 🥺🥺🥺

[real hull]

Love how yall compare him with a player whose been injured 💀

How about we compare him with musiala?

[sour rock]

bellingham overrated

good player

but no way he wins the ballon dor

[terse cargo]

sure. jude has more g/a

comparison over

/s

[grave glen]

@grave glen

[terse cargo]

jude has been better than musiala all season

no confirmation bias will change that unfortunately

[dusty spoke]

People are overdoing it on jude

He wasn't even THAT bad what are yall on he was poor sure but he wasn't THAT bad

[dusty spoke]

Swear to god jude has the highest standards I've ever seen for a midfielder his age cause everytime he doesnt score or assist youll see the filthiest agendas running against him

[terse cargo]

the agendas started as soon as he joined madrid

[feral eagle]

And more class

[dusty spoke]

He was literally sick a few days ago mate he barely even trained

[feral eagle]

We can say that but Musiala is the « franchise player » of Bayern no way he goes to Real Madrid or FC Barcelona

[terse cargo]

they hate jude because he rejected the prem. they hate jude because he rejected barca. and most of all they hate jude because he's GOOD

he is held up to an insane standard yet when "philip walter foden" or "pedrito 🥺🥺" have a shitty game we dont hear anything about it

[dusty spoke]

Ion want him lol I prefer jude

[topaz crypt]

You are a fake

[terse cargo]

instantly, it becomes clear who is the better footballer

jude bellingham operates on a different paradigm

[dusty spoke]

Jude being compared to musiala is fair but him being compared to "pedri" and "foden" is a insult

[opal obsidian]

stfu bro

[feral eagle]

He’s miles away from Pedri

[dusty spoke]

Foden has 10 more games than him all as a winger barely has 3 more ga than jude
Prdrito literally lost to him twice in a row the same season

[terse cargo]

foden and more importantly pedri straight up arent in this debate

[dusty spoke]

And the only reason i think musiala is in there as a debate is cause of purely good he is his stats are nowhere near jude

[terse cargo]

musiala is the only player you can compare to jude and even then jude is better

[dusty spoke]

Like im not the typa dude to say this but people running a agenda against a 20 year old midfielder who's only having his first ever season at madrid is disgusting

[dusty spoke]

He gets criticism more than any other madrid player nowadays

[terse cargo]

because he's british and good

[real hull]

Yh we saw it yesterday

Got subbed bc he was playing bad

[dusty spoke]

And yhey talk about "musiala isn't hyped cause he doesn't have madrid pr" well no sht mate what do u want madrid fans to do hype up your players in your stead?its YOUR player you hype him up

[terse cargo]

surely musiala must be making a considerable effort to win his club a league title just as jude is!

[dusty spoke]

No because he had cramps 💀

[terse cargo]

since musiala is clearly better!

[dusty spoke]

Carlo literally confirmed this yesterday

[terse cargo]

wait a minute so jude has been playing great all season and then had 1 (one) mediocre game against bayern and now suddenly musiala has always been clear lmfaooo

[dusty spoke]

But people decide to put a blind eye on it for the sake of their agendas

[copper bison]

LOL

[terse cargo]

I'll come back when jude wins the ucl and the balon d'Or and I'll be insufferable

[real hull]

Didnt musiala won the league for bayern last season 🤣

[terse cargo]

you're not ready buddy

[real hull]

He took it away from jude hands

[terse cargo]

dread it, run from it

[real hull]

He aint winning dor

[copper bison]

anyone can have a bad game but they shouldn't be slammed to the guts for it

[real hull]

Keep dreaming

[dusty spoke]

Juse literally carried dortmund to being one win away from the league 💀

[copper bison]

especially when they've had a great campaign

[topaz crypt]

🤡

[dusty spoke]

Jude wasnt even playing that day

[opal obsidian]

"as much as i hate it"

[real hull]

He had 4 straight bad games in ucl

[opal obsidian]

warra english pudi

[dusty spoke]

That's a lie

[real hull]

💀

[opal obsidian]

ngl

im conflicted ab jude

on one hand hes a madrid player

on the other hand ive loved him since the dortmund days

[dusty spoke]

Against man city second leg he played well even yesterday the rating was edited💀

[opal obsidian]

jude clears dingdong

which is why i propose

[dusty spoke]

He's better than musiala even

[opal obsidian]

no wait actually dingdong clears jude

which is why i propose

swap deal

you guys win

[dusty spoke]

People are running a agenda on him

[opal obsidian]

we get jude you get dingdong

[terse cargo]

thanks for confirming you didnt watch the games

[opal obsidian]

huge upgrade for u guys trust

[terse cargo]

the jude tapin in the final will be wonderful

i will be full of whimsy

[dusty spoke]

+1billion and u have him

[real hull]

Had a “good” game while being in defense all the time💀

[terse cargo]

you get jude and we get a ceballos upgrade

[dusty spoke]

He literally created the chance for the first goal against city the second leg💀

[terse cargo]

you think he watched it

he saw the fotmob rating

that's the closest he got

[dusty spoke]

I hate having to defend him when he was poor yesterday but it'd getting too much

[dusty spoke]

Even on fotmob he's 7,1 rated

[copper bison]

whatever jude said to kane is deemed "unacceptable" we don't even know what he said

but people praise emi martinez for shithousing

[dusty spoke]

He said "I know you're going left" a lip reader translated it

[copper bison]

and he did go left

[dusty spoke]

They think jude Is a striker and base him off goals and assists

[dusty spoke]

This community is so brain dead

The same people saying what jude did is unacceptable btw

[terse cargo]

tears they cant have anything

their desperate attempts to propagate false narratives arent even working

[shell hedge]

If that's what he said, why didn't he tell Lunin?

Why would you tell the penalty taker instead of your teammate that can stop it?

[dusty spoke]

No idea I think he tried to get into kanes head

[shell hedge]

You can't do that against Kane though

Kane rarely misses penalties, as soon as the penalty was conceded, I knew it was a goal

[dusty spoke]

Same tbh

Tho im happy with the draw

We're gonna win at the barnabeu

[shell hedge]

If Bellingham was giving his direction, he should've told Lunin

It would've gave Lunin the chance of stopping it

[dusty spoke]

The fact that he was right💀

[dusty spoke]

He WOULDVE stopped it that was a light pen

[dusty spoke]

He didn't put too much power on it

[shell hedge]

If it's true what Bellingham said, Bellingham's an idiot

We could've had a one goal lead going home

[dusty spoke]

Rudiger already told lunin to go right

[shell hedge]

That was against City

[dusty spoke]

No

Rudiger spoke to lunin before the pen

I saw it

He told lunin to go right

And jude knowing this tried to make kane not go left

[lunar ridge]

yesterday Españeta would have turned 86 years old, RIP legend

[lunar ridge]

to those who don't know him, Españeta is a legendary prop man who worked for Valencia for +40 years. His dream as a kid was to play for Valencia, but a car crash at 16 y/o broke his dreams. He started skipping school to sneak into the team's training sessions, and after years he officially became the first team's prop man. He was known and loved by the fans who treated him as one more player, as he travelled to every match with the team for decades. Died at 82 4 years ago, will never be forgotten ❤️‍🩹

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1785678072844362066
https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1785428919174230145 @iron marten I would talk about this but in theory I'm pretty much doing the same thing

Which means I can't say shit

[iron marten]

What's there to talk about? It's only normal for Ramos to support Real Madrid anyway

[shell hedge]

yeah

[thick saddle]

aww

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1785778490496684250

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

All to play for next week 👀

#UCL

Twitter · May 1, 2024, 9:09 PM

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-its-about-to-go-down-calm-before-the-storm-gif-4420127

[shell hedge]

Need to rotate again against Cadiz

Second leg's going to be a bitch

[copper bison]

Arda is rumored to start

[shell hedge]

Let him score the possible title winner

I'm sure fans would love it

[copper bison]

we can win the title in Cadiz?

I thought we needed a win and a draw

[shell hedge]

If we beat Cadiz and Girona get a result against Barcelona, it ends

[copper bison]

say if Girona draw

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1785714625901686906 it's why the club's going to watch Barcelona at the stadium
https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1785457802590261405

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 It's planned that Real Madrid will go to Cibeles to celebrate La Liga if they win the title on Saturday (after the Girona-Barcelona game). @elchiringuitotv

Twitter · Apr 30, 2024, 11:54 PM

Because if Barcelona drop points, Real Madrid plan on celebrating there and then

[shell hedge]

Apparently

The only way for them to hold it off until Granada is by winning

If they get any other result, the title race is over

[copper bison]

we should win at home

more awesome

[shell hedge]

I still don't know what the fans are going to do

the players and them are staying at the stadium but the fans and that are probably going to home and wait to see if they go back out or not

It should be over with Cadiz, Barcelona aren't catching up, I don't get why we have to do it like this

[pale pecan]

if girona win they can contest to retain 2nd

[grave glen]

barca finishing third

i will be there

[fierce horizon]

[grave glen]

Yo

[fierce horizon]

Hello

[grave glen]

Barca 2015 Vs Real Madrid 2017 combined 11

Ter stegen or Navas?

[fierce horizon]

Neither

[grave glen]

Uhhh

Dani alves or Carvajal

[fierce horizon]

Carvajal

[grave glen]

Mascherano or Sergio Ramos

[fierce horizon]

Ramos

[grave glen]

Pique or Varane

[fierce horizon]

For those 2 periods 2015 vs 2017 prolly Navas coz without him Madrid wouldn't have won UCL.

[fierce horizon]

Varane

[grave glen]

Alba or Marcelo

[fierce horizon]

Marcelo

[grave glen]

Busquets or Casemiro

[fierce horizon]

Casemiro for UCL

Busquets better in league

[grave glen]

Iniesta or Kroos

[fierce horizon]

Kroos

[grave glen]

Rakitic or Modric

[fierce horizon]

Modric

[grave glen]

Neymar or CR7

[fierce horizon]

Cr7

[grave glen]

Messi or bale

[fierce horizon]

Messi

[grave glen]

Suarez or Benzema

[fierce horizon]

Bale for UCL

[fierce horizon]

Benzema

[grave glen]

Suarez is top tier

[fierce horizon]

Benzema stayed longer in la liga

[grave glen]

2012-2023

Right?

[fierce horizon]

Hmm

[grave glen]

One of the most ridiculous questions I see occasionally

Peak prime Suarez is right behind Messi and Ronaldo

Insane top tier striker

[low delta]

People don’t understand how insane vidic was

Bro literally single handedly stopped prime barca 2009

[pale pecan]

people dont understand how insane last night's hurricane was

[low delta]

He stopped 80% of the chances

[pale pecan]

bro literally wipe outwhole neighbourhood

[tired prawn]

Honestly as a madrid fan i go with suarez

We can compare between suarez prime and benze prime

But it's kinda hard to compare all of their career

And i mean performance not championships

Bc championships bennze wins

[earnest plaza]

its kind of funny how in one la liga season benzema only scored 8 goals

[low delta]

Benzie carried Madrid 2021/22

[low delta]

It was his debute season

[earnest plaza]

no

[low delta]

He improved 3times

[earnest plaza]

it was in the 2017/2018 season i think

[low delta]

The next one

[earnest plaza]

check

[low delta]

Blud what

😭

[earnest plaza]

check

[low delta]

He scored 35. Goals in that season I think

Only in laliga

[earnest plaza]

I MEAN

[low delta]

Check your dms

[earnest plaza]

IN LA LIGA

alright

let me show you

[low delta]

💀

I don’t have image permissions

Check your dms

[shell hedge]

He also scored 353 goals and made 165 assists throughout his La Liga era in total

[earnest plaza]

good

[shell hedge]

So what's your point?

[earnest plaza]

nothing, just a funny data i found months ago

[low delta]

He was overshadowed by cristiano and bale i guess

He still is the highest assister

And second highest goal scorer

[pale pecan]

he had his lows
but he also showed up when team was in dire
for us benzu will always be benzu
there is no "wish we had THAT guy instead..."

[terse cargo]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[terse cargo]

and in that season he was more clutch than any moment of suarez' career

[earnest plaza]

😭

this dude

[terse cargo]

suarez has 10 ucl knockout goals

[barren dove]

definetly not right behind them

[opal obsidian]

2 european golden boots during prime messi and ronaldo and a pichichi in a laliga with both messi and ronaldo

how can you say that he isn't right behind them

[barren dove]

okay but the other seasons they were dominating

also they were both wingers if you look at todays wingers its insane to believe they put up these stats

just because he gets 2 doesnt really mean he is right behind them all of a sudden

[vivid wagon]

at his prime he literally is right behind them 😭

[barren dove]

right behind prime messi and Ronaldo?

[topaz crypt]

I am better than messi and ronaldo in my prime (never hit it) (never will)

[barren dove]

never lost

[vivid wagon]

for that one season yeah

[barren dove]

what season do you think it is?

[vivid wagon]

when he won the first golden boot

2014 iirc??

the liverpool season

he was class for barca after too but then fell off after 2018

[tired prawn]

That's true no doubt

But im talking abt performance over his career not only one season

[low delta]

I agree

I’d rank like
1.messi
2.ronaldo
3.Suarez
4.benzema
5.neymar
6.Bale

This is according to their performances in barca and Madrid only

Suarez came late I’d still rate bale and neymar higher as for their career

In madrid

But performance/prime

This is the list

Maybe neymar over Benzema in prime but in barca prime idrk

[sour rock]

Suarez was goated

what a player

[grave glen]

People forget Suarez had the most glamorous season for any striker before he joined Barca

[oak bison]

yea fr

[tranquil light]

Sorry but neymar over bale?

[pseudo flicker]

Lewandowski pessimistic about Euro 2024

Robert Lewandowski, the captain of the Polish national team, expressed his concerns about the team's chances at Euro 2024, calling the group "the toughest of all". Despite Poland's qualifying problems, Lewandowski stressed that he would be happy with a third place in the group to be able to stay in Germany longer. Euro 2024 will start on June 14, and Poland will play its first match against the Netherlands.

Source: Die Welt

[main pasture]

Oh naw

[earnest crypt]

Dead🤣🤣

[low delta]

Yeah gameplay wise

Career wise

Uhh

Bale miles ahead

[earnest crypt]

Are there Arabs?

[tranquil light]

Neymar is better than bale, but bale has a way better career

[earnest crypt]

Of course not, Neymar was destroyed by injuries and Pelé is undoubtedly the best

[low delta]

Yeah

Neymar was the same calibre as messi

He got death tackled

Literally

They tried to kill bro

Bale was a winger but better than the average winger today

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1785966119968182591
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1785966313413677264

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 OFFICUAL: Kroos, Bellingham and Valverde nominated for La Liga TOTS.

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 9:34 AM

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Antonio Rüdiger, Dani Carvajal nominated for La Liga Team of the Season.

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 9:35 AM

Who invited my man blud?

[topaz crypt]

Who invited any barcelona player really

Apart from gundogoat

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/bellingham-zipped-mouth-bellingham-jude-bellingham-zipped-mouth-gif-15528865578795034213

[topaz crypt]

Snuck in

[opal obsidian]

fr who invited bruh 😭

[copper bison]

can't admit it

[topaz crypt]

admit what

[copper bison]

i don't even need to explain

[topaz crypt]

You do

[copper bison]

he had a great season in the league

and he's deemed snuck in

cancelo was snuck in lol

[pale pecan]

attackers?
girona guy
vini sure
lets see who else

[copper bison]

morata and griezmann

morata - 14 goals 2 assists

griezmann - 13 goals 5 assists

[radiant nimbus]

De jong in there like he did something

Oh 2 goals and 7 yellows

Fairs

[pale pecan]

soloroth guruzeta are ahead

[radiant nimbus]

Araujo's card would be really good

[tidal kettle]

La liga tots voting has started

[pale pecan]

[topaz crypt]

As i said, all players except for ilkay were snuck in on barca’s side

[copper bison]

gundo is the probably only player that actually performs well

like consistently

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-cry-laugh-gif-11881217

the shark disappeared

[pale pecan]

bellingo kroos gundo
mid ?
or anyone else more popular ?

[grave glen]

chat

i need technical help rn

[pale pecan]

restart

[grave glen]

no

hear me out

i have a football bot right

and

i want to add players to it

but i dunno who to add rn

[topaz crypt]

Shush before offtopic police gets you

[tidal kettle]

Isco or zubimendi or baena

[ripe field]

hi guys

how are you

[ripe field]

off topic police here

whats going on

[sleek echo]

Blud said girona guy

girona have multiple attackers who are you talking about

[sleek echo]

^

[pale pecan]

dovyack or something

[sleek echo]

Dovbyk 😭

yeah he’s la liga top scorer and savio is amazing too for girona he should be in tots

[pale pecan]

they can put 3 attacker max
plus its voting
i dont think another girona guy will make it

vini - lewa - dovbyk

[sleek echo]

savio - griezmann - nico for me

[pale pecan]

but there is a high chance dovbyk will lose his sport to griez .since its voting

in that context , vini might not make it either 😂

[terse cargo]

savio what for

[lunar ridge]

christ

Jaume Domenech is starting again vs Alavés 😭😭😭

while our 3rd goalkeeper is so much better

[sleek echo]

wdym what for have you watched him this season

[ripe field]

savio is gonna go to city

idk how that shi is even legal dawg

😭

[ripe field]

lewandonkey doesnt deserve it icl

dobvyk griezmann vini budimir savio nd raphinha

imo

[lunar ridge]

bro said raphinha

[ripe field]

hes been good tho

• recency bias

hes overhated

[sleek echo]

yeah good for him

and good for city

He’s incredible

[lunar ridge]

my unbiased front 3 is Sergi Canós Hugo Duro and Diego Lopez

[ripe field]

budimir should get in

[lunar ridge]

yeah defo

[ripe field]

that shi shouldnt be legal

[lunar ridge]

bro gave us 2 points

[sleek echo]

Meh

Maybe

[barren dove]

im sorry but there is no way he is right behind prime messi and ronaldo still

[pastel dawn]

rma goat

[vivid wagon]

🙏

[void cargo]

h000-

[main pasture]

💀

[ripe field]

that shi was unlucky

[ripe field]

behind messi and ronaldo?

yes

prime?

nah

ronaldo got 48 goals in 2012

messi got 50

suarez got 40

[vivid wagon]

8-10 goal difference 😭

thats not much considering he was in the same league 😭

[lunar ridge]

nah Budi is a valencia fan

he'll lift the conference league trophy next year with us

[ripe field]

yea but the gap isnt very close

there is still a fine margin

[lunar ridge]

Pezzella being nominated over Mosquera for TOTS is crazy

[lunar ridge]

ukranian lawyer EVGENY KUZMIN has sued Girona to UEFA for tax fraud in Dovbyk's signing. He assures the team could even get relegated if proven in court. (source:AS)

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/man-city-lawyers-khaldoon-mubarak-gif-26224680

City football group lawyers

[lunar ridge]

christ

[grave glen]

they dont care about girona

[lunar ridge]

tbh if 115 charges are not enough this will probably be ignored as well

[little peak]

city will fall

girona will fall

[lunar ridge]

everyone hopes so

[little peak]

valencia will fall

[lunar ridge]

we already did

[little peak]

fair

we are there as well dw

[lunar ridge]

we used to fight for the title bro

[grave glen]

what happen

[lunar ridge]

and now we were 1 goal away from being relegated

[grave glen]

wanted malaga outcome

[little peak]

arent u guys 7th

[grave glen]

yes they are

[lunar ridge]

last season we ended 16th

now we've been living off miracles on the extra time and academy players

we can't go like this forever bro

the owner will keep selling everyone

[grave glen]

he said valencia doesnt need to sell anyone anymore

in 2014

what happend

[lunar ridge]

he lied

also said he was going to invest 300 million on the first 2 seasons

and all he did was bring gary neville and help his friend Jorge Mendes move some players around

the result

[foggy cape]

This bum is a fraud

He’s pissed at Enrique because he didn’t shake hands with him after 7-0

[lunar ridge]

I saw

He said it was some sort of signal other coaches gave him that he didn't belong there

they were right he is useless

[tranquil light]

Would you willingly shake hands with someone who just thrashed you or your team 7-0?

[copper bison]

erik ten hag shaked klopp's hand after liverpool cooked the fuck out of United 7-0

so what's your point

[main pasture]

Thrashings in the prem be everywhere

[earnest plaza]

all my homies hate valencia

[main pasture]

All my homies hate racists for vini

[copper bison]

https://x.com/halfvirginia/status/1776898712096165900

Fabrizio Afrìcano (@halfvirginia) on X

Barcelona’s U10 players hitting Cristiano Ronaldo celebrations 👀

#WrestleMANia
Bayern | Liverpool

Twitter · Apr 7, 2024, 9:04 AM

https://tenor.com/view/little-black-girl-eyes-wide-eyes-wide-black-girl-can't-stop-looking-what's-wrong-with-you-gif-8726116314700834619

[main pasture]

That happened basically a month ago lol

How do you not know this

[copper bison]

feed

[main pasture]

There was also a barca videos where kids did celebration. They did calma calma.

[copper bison]

that's crazy lmfao

[grave glen]

i guess he tried but ffp stepped in

[pale pecan]

released soon

[foggy cape]

Maybe they were just wondering how he became a manager that’s all

😭

[lunar ridge]

not at all, we still have like dozens of millions to spend freely, he just doesn't gaf about the club

how much we sold for vs how much we spent

[opal obsidian]

@fading ember lock this guy up

[fading ember]

ban 1235839589894324267

[river nest]

Successfully banned @harsh bloom

[opal obsidian]

thanks

[opal obsidian]

that thug is worse than bartomeu

[foggy cape]

😭😭

[main pasture]

Almeria spending☠️

[grave glen]

now yes. but at the time when they bought all rodrigo, gomes, guedes, negredo and others for alot of money they were spending more than they could

[ripe field]

whos this

[main pasture]

Wdym

[ripe field]

yea mb

im blind asf

[main pasture]

Bro ehst

What*

[lunar ridge]

there is a reason why he would only pay that much money for specific players that are not even half as worth. Jorge Mendes is a mastermind with an empire of clubs and players, and he's just as hated in this club as Peter Lim. When any of his clubs need money, he moves his players around other teams that he is related with, paying record breaking fees for players clubs don't even need. You should read about the Neto-Cillessen case or the Guedes case, still unsolved with the police who had to enter the player's domicile in search of illegal money comissions

this sign was recently hanged in our unfinished new stadium

[thick saddle]

the amount of knowledge mateu has about Valencia is crazy

[lunar ridge]

it's just the things we live through everyday as valencia fans

it just doesn't get talked about in the media

[thick saddle]

F media

You should make a Valencia Twitter account

And be the media you wish you had

[pale pecan]

then he will slowly become them

stead of joge slanders we will have glazing
yuck

[pale pecan]

https://x.com/footballespana_/status/1786065612831096949?s=33

Football España (@footballespana_) on X

#GironaFC have been accused of financial irregularities, as part of their deal to sign Artem Dovbyk last summer. (MD)

Twitter · May 2, 2024, 4:10 PM

case no . 1
114 more to go

[opal obsidian]

moving like their new owners

[ripe field]

bruhh

[main pasture]

Oh naw

[grave glen]

Girona is corrupt like city

[grave glen]

City Football Group

[grave glen]

Yes

[opal obsidian]

same owners

[ripe field]

fuck tebass

[ripe field]

they havent even done anything tho

the owners deserve it

but not that specific team

[copper bison]

we know nothing will happen but everton will get fucked by points deduction

kinda unfair if you ask me

unless city are proven non guilty but yea

[grave glen]

City paid 100%

[lament swallow]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1786454694740574250?t=XHqhCS0edwIevFMqlTbdHg&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 BREAKING: Nacho is going to the MLS. @marca

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 5:56 PM

Hopefully not inter miami

[shell hedge]

Why?

It's a football club, not Messi's clubhouse

[lament swallow]

Can't be having this thug hang around messi and co

[copper bison]

why would it matter

oh cuz he's a madrid player

so what

[lament swallow]

🤢

[copper bison]

messi played with ramos in psg

and they were buds

[lament swallow]

Modric to inter miami is cool

Not this thug

[copper bison]

rumors he's staying next season

[marsh marlin]

Why would he be around a guy who rigs trophies

[shell hedge]

Then they should retire and do something together

It's a football club, other players are allowed to join

[lament swallow]

You're such a neek

https://tenor.com/view/fat-neek-goofy-exilis-gif-12083584932681338623

[copper bison]

so Inter Miami is FC Barcelona's retirement home

lol

[shell hedge]

It's what they want it to be, and really they're just falling for the gimmick Beckham setup to get money out of them

[copper bison]

thank you Beckham

[shell hedge]

Beckham knew what he was doing, and they're falling for it hook line and sinker

[lament swallow]

Former madrid player simps over barca legends

[shell hedge]

*former Madrid player buys a popular player that played in Barcelona, got a lot of money out of it from Barcelona fans obsessing over nostalgia, former Madrid player buys more former Barcelona players, got money from Barcelona fans obsessing over nostalgia
He knowingly setup a nostalgia gimmick and now you people think "it's Messi's club only"

[copper bison]

let's face it

Inter Miami wouldn't be this popular if it wasn't for him

[lament swallow]

Not reading all that

[copper bison]

LOL

[shell hedge]

They wouldn't be

But other players are allowed to play for the club, it's not a clubhouse for Messi and his friends

[copper bison]

yea

[opal obsidian]

nothing wrong with being a neek

its only bad when ur obnoxious

[copper bison]

cook

[shell hedge]

Kickoff

I want Athletic Club to win this because fuck Greenwood and fuck Getafe

[cloud sparrow]

aupa athletic

fuck greenwood

we gotta secure 5th

(it means nothing to us)

[feral geode]

is there a match channel for get vs ath

[cloud sparrow]

no they never do match channels for us

[opal obsidian]

discrimination

[shell hedge]

Not enough people

[opal obsidian]

it was sarcasm, mort

[cloud sparrow]

would be nice to have a match channel for an athletic match some day

[opal obsidian]

unless its the ucl never

[cloud sparrow]

nvm

ignore me

i was looking at events

too close

too close

wake up

i dont get why guruzeta isnt starting

personally

weird lineup

[hidden quartz]

wazzup

[buoyant coral]

Goal

[cloud sparrow]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[buoyant coral]

Bilbao

[cloud sparrow]

br

athletic

[shell hedge]

Inaki scored

[buoyant coral]

I swear if you school me on it again

😭

[shell hedge]

Very good goal

[cloud sparrow]

big williams is the goat

best duo

him and his bro

[lucid pelican]

el athletic clube

[cloud sparrow]

YES UNAI

YES UNAI

[shell hedge]

Save

[cloud sparrow]

UNAI SIMON>>

hes too good man hes made for those

i love unai man

so good

if it wasnt for him we'd be playing away to valle de egues

NOO

[thick saddle]

🔥🔥

[tidal kettle]

Unai Simon masterclass?

[thick saddle]

💯❗

Fuck Greenwood. Fuck Getafe

[cloud sparrow]

good half

[cloud sparrow]

GOOOOOOOL

2-0

HES TOO GOOD

GETAFE CANT STOP US

[shell hedge]

2-0

[thick saddle]

YEAH

[shell hedge]

Williams to Williams

[cloud sparrow]

THE BROTHERS

ARE BETTER THAN MSN AND BBC

COMBINED

[thick saddle]

@warm urchin why the reaction?

[cloud sparrow]

nico > prime messi
willi > prime cr7

true tho 🔥

[thick saddle]

Cook

[cloud sparrow]

AND WE GET A CORNER

MAKE IT 3

BIG BRO WILLI HAT TRICK

THATS NOT A RED

THATS NOT A RED

BRO WE HAVE NO CENTER BACKS NOW

GG

[warm urchin]

Bc, fuck

Simple as that

[shell hedge]

VAR check

[cloud sparrow]

its not a red

scam

we're genuinely gonna have no defenders

we need to sign sm

[shell hedge]

They're checking

I mean he moved his armed while falling

Given

Red card to Athletic Club, handball by Yeray

[cloud sparrow]

man

we're done for defensively

[thick saddle]

tf you mean

[warm urchin]

Fuck greenwood

[thick saddle]

I mean yeah, I’d say fuck greenwood any day because fuck that rap*st

[warm urchin]

Hence the emoji

[thick saddle]

Yeh I got it now 😭 at first I thought you were disagreeing with me

[warm urchin]

😭

[shell hedge]

Red card for Paredes

Double yellow

[cloud sparrow]

ANOTHER ONE

?

[shell hedge]

Athletic Club are down to nine men

[silent gorge]

Can they hold on?

[cloud sparrow]

this ref man

red for you red for you

merry fucking christmas

we're cooked

[manic blade]

athletic on 9 men?

[cloud sparrow]

bilbao athletic defenders finna be ours next week

[cloud sparrow]

[shell hedge]

It was a second yellow

[cloud sparrow]

yea but like

ygm

[manic blade]

0-0-8

[cloud sparrow]

atp yes

[shell hedge]

Might as well

They're at the end of the match

[cloud sparrow]

let it be over

we need to sign defenders

laporte

we need to sign laporte

i love unai simon

[thick saddle]

HOW DID YOU GET TWO RED CARDS

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

HOW?!???

[cloud sparrow]

ref not me

WHATS GOING ON?

PENALTY?

?

[shell hedge]

Valverde sent off

[cloud sparrow]

BRO THIS TEAM IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK SOON

[thick saddle]

oh goodness

[frozen wasp]

lol

what a match

[cloud sparrow]

LOVE THEM WITH EVERY BIT OF MY HEART BUT WHAT IS THIS

[thick saddle]

How is this even real

WHAAAT

[cloud sparrow]

EVEN THE MANAGERS GONE

[thick saddle]

i can’t

[shell hedge]

Athletic Club are not having a good time right now

[cloud sparrow]

NO IM NOT

LET IT BE OVER

[thick saddle]

and still they haven’t conceded yet

quite impressive ngl

[cloud sparrow]

unai is carrying

😢

[thick saddle]

Being so shit and so good at the same time

[shell hedge]

VAR check

[thick saddle]

🙏

[shell hedge]

They're double checking

[cloud sparrow]

[copper bison]

how many reds?

[cloud sparrow]

var say no

var say n

[cloud sparrow]

3

[shell hedge]

Monitor check

[copper bison]

WHAT

[shell hedge]

Two outfield players and Valverde

[cloud sparrow]

REFEREE SAY ITS NOTHING PLEASE

[cloud sparrow]

both center backs

AINT NO WAY MAN

[shell hedge]

His arm was down

That shouldn't be a penalty

[cloud sparrow]

this ref

trigger happy ref

UNAI SAVE IT PLEASE

[shell hedge]

Penalty given

[sleek echo]

3 red cards for bilbao tf is going on 😭

[frozen wasp]

athletic win

[sleek echo]

How did I miss this

[shell hedge]

Two CBs and Valverde were sent off

[cloud sparrow]

YES

UNAI

UNAI

UNAI

[thick saddle]

WOOOOWWWW

WTF

[sleek echo]

💀💀💀

[frozen wasp]

impressive game made by athletic

[sleek echo]

Greenwood missed the pen lool

[shell hedge]

Saved

Unai stopped the scumbag from scoring

Well done

[sleek echo]

Unai is goated

[thick saddle]

What a performance

Truly insane

[copper bison]

they should sign Antony

[shell hedge]

Simon carrying

9+

[copper bison]

9 MINUTES

[shell hedge]

FT

They managed to hold on with nine men and no manager

[copper bison]

get fucked getafe

dwell in shadows

couldn't even beat a 9 man athletic bilbao

with their manager sent off as well

and 9 mins extra time

[thick saddle]

Can we please talk about how athletic didn’t just win, no they won with three red cards, a pen for getafe and fucking 9 minutes overtime? AND GETAFE STILL DIDNT MANAGE TO SCORE 😭 that’s unbelievably impressive

[copper bison]

salute for that

[thick saddle]

im happy about this. Fuck getafe

[copper bison]

fuckin pricks

[thick saddle]

And I’m also happy for athletic

What a game

[cloud sparrow]

FINALLY UNMUTED

YOU DONT KNOW HOW NERVOUS I WAS TOWARD THE END

[copper bison]

i salute your club

if you guys can get fourth

you deserve it

[sleek echo]

😂

[thick saddle]

You were muted? 😭

[cloud sparrow]

Near impossible but still gotta push

[cloud sparrow]

Bc I said unai 3 times

[sleek echo]

Nice win

[thick saddle]

oh

wow

[cloud sparrow]

Bots so harsh

[thick saddle]

UNAI deserves everything

[thick saddle]

istg

[copper bison]

whos mvp

[cloud sparrow]

He does he carried today

[copper bison]

it has to be Unai

[cloud sparrow]

Should be unai

[sleek echo]

You’ve got 0 cb’s next game tho lmao

[sleek echo]

It was

[cloud sparrow]

Unless Vivian and egiluz are available

(Doubt)

[shell hedge]

It was

[copper bison]

goated

[opal obsidian]

respect for athletic bilbao

9 players and winning is fucking crazy, even after conceding a pen

[opal obsidian]

i hope getafe get relegated

the entire club is full of thugs

actually relegation would be too light

[copper bison]

clutch mode

[opal obsidian]

liquidate them

just straight up liquidate them

[copper bison]

shadow dwelling pigs

[opal obsidian]

they need to be studied they keep buying thugs

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1786443690170286112

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Isco is the La Liga Player of the Month for April 🌟

He's played 27 league games for Betis this season and has been named MVP in 18 of them.

Wow 👏

Twitter · May 3, 2024, 5:12 PM

[grave glen]

isco

what happend to isco

[sleek echo]

He turned into another prime

That’s what happened

[grave glen]

What’s Isco?

[stable swan]

He is a traitor

[grave glen]

Dang

[stable swan]

Buddy had to leave Real Madrid

[stable swan]

For no reason

[pale pecan]

wtfdude

[stable swan]

What

[pale pecan]

he wanted to play more he left
how does that make him traitor

[stable swan]

Honestly, honestly, I don’t blame you was ass at real

[pale pecan]

😵‍💫

[pale pecan]

happy 6th birthday fam

mother earth is beautiful

enjoy

[grave glen]

He was traitor when he joined Real from malaga then

[warm urchin]

Ain’t no way 💀

[warm urchin]

Damn

Nah, but Malaga would’ve given him more playtime compared to madrid

[pale pecan]

yes, he would have become their face player
and that would have been waste lol

[desert maple]

BARCA MADRID

MUCHO FISICO ,UCHO TEATO

[pale pecan]

what does that mean?
feels cool to yell tho

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1786651981697646921 @grave glen @opal obsidian

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵🔴 Sergi Roberto, set to sign new deal at Barça with details to be clarified in the next days in order to seal the agreement.

Xavi strongly wanted him to stay and Sergi's now ready to accept, waiting for one final meeting.

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 7:00 AM

[viscid palm]

Anyone active rn

I got a question

How early can Madrid win the league

[shell hedge]

*4

If Barcelona win today, we would win the league next week no matter what

[grave glen]

Would y'all prefer to win it at home

[pale pecan]

why we playing first today

this is bs

well if they lose boys can celebrate

[stuck patio]

If we win tonight, did we win the league?

Or not yet?

[copper bison]

not yet

[pale pecan]

if barca lose or draw we win

[grave glen]

Is girona getting relegated?

[pale pecan]

what

[sleek echo]

what is bro on about

[pale pecan]

[grave glen]

Heard news telling they signed with dovbyk illegally

[copper bison]

they have been accused only

of irregulaties

[sleek echo]

And

You think they’d get relegated for signing one player illegally 😂

[grave glen]

They will get relegated

[sleek echo]

They’ll get a point deduction at most mate

If found guilty

[grave glen]

How good is Gironas player savio?

[sleek echo]

Very good duh

[barren dove]

bruh man city have got like 115 charges and they didnt get relegated so you think girona would🤣

[sleek echo]

😂

[barren dove]

probs not even gonna get that 😂

[olive harbor]

Blud is in the wrong channel

[hoary mica]

Oh lol

[olive harbor]

Xd

[sleek echo]

fr lmao

[ionic plover]

Courtios is back

Courtios is back

[buoyant coral]

Woah

He's back

Insane

[ionic plover]

COURTIOS BACK!!!!

[opal obsidian]

courtoes

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/YashRMFC/status/1786752631559307446

[ionic plover]

324.83.
#1 – Rayquaza VMAX (Alternate Secret Art

[grave glen]

Bayern are finished

[narrow cradle]

serie a > la liga

[shell hedge]

#serie-a

[narrow cradle]

?

[ionic plover]

COURTIOS WILL NOT PLAY IN THE UCL

I REPEAT

COURTIOS WILL NOT PLAY IN THE UCL

[narrow cradle]

of course not, lunin deserves the spot

[shell hedge]

Lunin was already greenlit

[pale pecan]

heh we are playing b team, time to watch

[heady quail]

why?

[ionic plover]

Ancelotti said

But maybe

[manic granite]

courtois js came back from an injury that broke his leg, it would be stupid to let him play in ucl + lunin is great

[ionic plover]

Ye

I’m watching match

He good as new fr

[manic granite]

real madrid goalkeepers go crazy in ucl everytime its wild😭

[manic granite]

one power shot to the leg and its over for that man

[ionic plover]

Harry Kane

[manic granite]

harry overrated a lil bit ng

ngl

bro made england lose the worldcup

cuz of missing PENALTY

[pale pecan]

thez bollocks arent scoring lol

goofing around

[ionic plover]

Fr

[copper bison]

im saying 2-1

this cadiz low block man

[pale pecan]

looks like turkish will be watching spanish 3rd divs next season

cuz like this arda aint making 😂

[grave glen]

It will be a draw

[solid summit]

Anyone else watching the real vs Cadiz?

[grave glen]

Militao....

[thick kestrel]

1-0

[dusty spoke]

BRAHIIIIIM

[solid summit]

Ope

Another goal

2-0

[golden scaffold]

yup knew it was him

[thick kestrel]

bellingham makes it 2-0

[cedar pivot]

modric is still good

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1786776760673022169 @grave glen @sleek echo
https://twitter.com/GironaFC/status/1786777127225889274

Girona FC (@GironaFC) on X

𝐋'𝐎𝐍𝐙𝐄! ❤️🤍

#GironaBarça

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 3:17 PM

[sleek echo]

Pedri still not starting

Probably for the best

[vivid wagon]

Yeah never know when he decides to take a hospital vacation

Prolly will get subbed in though

[grave glen]

Come on girona

[grave glen]

Don't really care. Not watching meaningless games till next season

[vivid wagon]

😭😭😭

[shell hedge]

FT

Now we wait to see if Girona does anything

[pale pecan]

ok , its never good to watch stream from phone, you get match update ahead of stream and kills all emotion🤣

[grave glen]

VAMOSSS girona

[pale pecan]

i feel girona today

i feel arab money

i feel rising charges

🤣🤣

[pure harness]

Madrid won the league ?

[grave glen]

If girona beat Barcelona

[pale pecan]

waiting for barca result

[pale pecan]

or draw

[grave glen]

VAMOOSSS girona

[pale pecan]

oh na nana girona nanana

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1786790775256191445

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 BREAKING: If Barcelona do not beat Girona, Real Madrid will be La Liga champions.

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 4:11 PM

[vivid wagon]

Y'all are champions anyway 💀

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1786791505337684457

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

First start in 335 days ✔️
Keeps a clean sheet ✔️

The best is back, @thibautcourtois ⭐️

Twitter · May 4, 2024, 4:14 PM

[pale pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/toys-r-us-geoffrey-the-giraffe-dancing-dance-the-twist-gif-16386155

[dark musk]

lmao

[dark musk]

city could’ve won in the quarter finals if he was the gk

[pale pecan]

[distant stream]

true

[shell hedge]

Kickoff

[olive harbor]

Vamoos girona

[dark musk]

lmao

goall

[olive harbor]

GEEEZ WHAT A GOAL

[dark musk]

[olive harbor]

Lol

[wide hollow]

goal

barca

1-0[

[shell hedge]

Christensen scored

[wide hollow]

ffs

[olive harbor]

What a goal that was ngl

[distant stream]

wait i wasnt even watching FUK

[silent gorge]

Girona not making it easy on themselves

[shell hedge]

Rather it be next week because it'll be decided by us

[olive harbor]

1-1

LMAOOOOO

What a match

[shell hedge]

1-1

[silent gorge]

Gironnaaaaa

[olive harbor]

1-1

Xd

[wide hollow]

AHAHAHA

they couldnt last a min

[polar halo]

Can't even keep the lead for 1 minute

[wide hollow]

nah i dont mind winning it now

[olive harbor]

Araujo humiliated

[ionic night]

LMAO

[silent gorge]

Lol man

[distant stream]

wtf happening

[silent gorge]

Absolute humiliation

[ionic night]

DOVBYK MY GOAT