la-liga

[foggy cape]

mort regen 😭😭

[cloud sparrow]

Grande nico

[buoyant coral]

Erm

Mallorca winning

I guess

[tranquil light]

Which of them is under investigation?

Just saying..

[thick saddle]

I think we can all be sure that all top teams have payed refs before 🤡

Is that awful? Yes. But pointing at someone is absolutely unnecessary. They all pay refs. Football is capitalism

[buoyant coral]

👍

[tough spindle]

yep

[coarse inlet]

hi

[grave glen]

Factos. All big clubs have skeletons in their closets. If Barca is guilty, then they were stupid enough to be found out

[thick saddle]

exactly. 💯

[barren dove]

nah just speaking fax

[opal obsidian]

bro atleast he still likes spurs

[grave glen]

Abso fuckin' lutely

[vital hamlet]

i aint crying LMAO

[elfin cosmos]

Modric picked up the ball like James Rodriguez😭

[cloud sparrow]

Disrespectful to mort

[grave glen]

Hello There

[shell hedge]

Except it was justified since the ball was flat

[shell hedge]

It isn't

[cloud sparrow]

Looool

[shell hedge]

I supported Tottenham in the Premier League

[grave glen]

Dude wth is wrong with your name " Ancelotti Out"?

[barren dove]

Lets gooo

[barren dove]

I mean I kinda agree because I feel like Real dont play the football they can under Ancelotti but dont get me wrong I love him I just think they could be better rather than absolutely scarpping for results

They got a team full of superstars but I feel like they dont play as good as they can under ancelotti

[grave glen]

What Another Manager To Hire then Other Than Xabi I don't think We Will Change Manager

[sleek echo]

Just another spoiled madrid fan

[opal obsidian]

ancelotti is a terrorist

i dont blame him

[grave glen]

Cry

[sleek echo]

tf you mean cry

[barren dove]

yeah true plus xabi said he wants to stay at leverkusen for another season

[grave glen]

For Going Trophyless noob

[opal obsidian]

do you know what noob means

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-kill-sniping-fps-mw2-gameplay-footage-gif-14443552

[grave glen]

You

🗿

Why's this channel dead ?

[barren dove]

Because Jonathan David is not in LaLiga

[glossy terrace]

Just seen someone say that vini is a better Madrid player than bale

[grave glen]

Currently yes All time No

[ivory meteor]

He will be

[elfin cosmos]

Maybe

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/SevillaFC/status/1784640864800698703
https://twitter.com/RealBetis/status/1784640391263797556

Sevilla Fútbol Club (@SevillaFC) on X

🚨 XI #ElGranDerbi ⚪️🔴

Nyland - Jesús Navas, Badé, Sergio Ramos, Acuña, Ocampos - Agoumé, Suso, Soumaré - Isaac, En-Nesyri.

#WeareSevilla #NuncaTeRindas

Twitter · Apr 28, 2024, 5:48 PM

Real Betis Balompié 🌴💚 (@RealBetis) on X

💪💪💪

Aquí estamos todos.

#DíaDeBetis #ElGranDerbi

Twitter · Apr 28, 2024, 5:46 PM

@iron marten Seville derby

It's going to be difficult but hopefully they pull through somehow

[iron marten]

I can see a loss here

[shell hedge]

It's highly likely

Depends which Betis team show up

Hi, Isco

Still think Flores should've kept his beard

He doesn't look that great without it

Kickoff

Isaac's down

They're calling for a stretcher

Isaac ⬇️
Lukebakio ⬆️

[barren dove]

oof he's pulled like a muscle or something

[shell hedge]

Isaac's injured

[barren dove]

Ocampos at LWB

[shell hedge]

VAR check

Not given, offside

0-0

Ramos carried

[lunar ridge]

poor bakambu

ohhhh

penalty

[shell hedge]

His arm was down

His arm was in a natural position

[lunar ridge]

cmon nyland u can save this

[shell hedge]

Bullshit

[lunar ridge]

the law of the ex

[shell hedge]

Touch but went in anyway

Fuck you, Isco

[lunar ridge]

the last time Isco scored against Sevilla was in his debut with Valencia 14 years ago

fun fact

[iron marten]

This team receives a lot of penalties, so it's not that much of a surprise

Whenever you play Real Betis, get ready to concede a penalty

[lunar ridge]

petis

[shell hedge]

It wasn't even a penalty, Lukebakio's arm was down

He didn't extend it or anything

[iron marten]

I know

[lunar ridge]

I think it was a penalty

[shell hedge]

Their excuse is that "he looked away" which is bullshit

[lunar ridge]

holy

what a play

[iron marten]

I mean truth be told, it doesn't really matter that much anyway, season's practically over

[shell hedge]

5+

[lunar ridge]

for betis, it does

we need sevilla to win today

that conference spot will be ours

[iron marten]

Nothing will change for them, they won't win the Europa League nor the Conference League

They will keep losing to some random teams in european competitions

[shell hedge]

Corner to Sevilla

Retake

[light ledge]

💀

[lunar ridge]

for teams like these, the economic support these competitions give is a huge difference in their markets

massive

[lunar ridge]

shut up

[iron marten]

Yeah true

[light ledge]

1-2

[lunar ridge]

trophyless

[light ledge]

copa del rey

[lunar ridge]

🦀🦀🦀

[light ledge]

vs valencia

epica final

[lunar ridge]

I dont remember any final

nuh uh

that never happened

[shell hedge]

HT

[strong glacier]

Sevilla or betis

[lunar ridge]

poor bakambu

i thought he was tryna fool the goalkeeper with the injury

[shell hedge]

No he actually pulled his hamstring

[lunar ridge]

i know

[shell hedge]

You could see the genuine reaction

Another man being carried off

[lunar ridge]

why do they need the bed

isn't it a muscle injury

that's weird happened twice today

[shell hedge]

Fucks up the run

[lunar ridge]

NYLAND

[shell hedge]

Good save by Nyland

Navas ⬇️
Salas ⬆️

Ramos captain

[lunar ridge]

how is bro wearing the armband

interesting

[shell hedge]

Corner

[lunar ridge]

BRO

[shell hedge]

Salas scores off the bench

[lunar ridge]

LETS GO

[shell hedge]

Well done

[lunar ridge]

?????

PENALTY HOW

[shell hedge]

What?

Monitor check

It was a dive

He tapped Isco's face and Isco took advantage

[lunar ridge]

goood

[shell hedge]

If anything Isco should be booked for simulation

[lunar ridge]

no pen

that's never a penalty in football

[shell hedge]

No penalty

Does the yellow card get revoked?

[lunar ridge]

isco did not pretend but those actions are never penalties

[shell hedge]

You need goals, not a stack of yellow cards

Focus

[lunar ridge]

it's a derby you do need a stack of yellow cards

[shell hedge]

Don't go for goal

Corner

Another one

Acuna booked

He was aiming for the ball

It's a yellow

Make the switch, Flores

You don't have time

Ocampos ⬇️
Juanlu ⬆️

Lukebakio ⬇️
Lamela ⬆️

[vivid edge]

For what game?

[shell hedge]

Post

Corner

5+

[foggy cape]

FT

1-1

[shell hedge]

What about the time for the foul and Lamela?

That took an extra thirty seconds

[iron marten]

At least we didn't lose, still undefeated after 4 games, it is what it is

[shell hedge]

He should've given more time

He stopped to book Salas, and he went over to stop Lamela from arguing
That was at least thirty seconds

[iron marten]

If only they didn't get the penalty

[shell hedge]

It's bullshit

[iron marten]

It's whatever, the referees aren't the best in La Liga

[shell hedge]

Well you know for certain that Sevilla can't be accused of match fixing

Been watching them for awhile and haven't seen a single beneficial call

the only reason they didn't give Isco a second penalty is because they weren't able to make an excuse for it

Flores should've also changed the formation during the second half

the 5-3-2 and 4-4-2 system worked for a bit but then Betis were able to adapt

He should've changed it after they caught on

[gilded flower]

ur name is so cringe

bro said ancelotti out

lol

[shell hedge]

So ignore it

[gilded flower]

gave us laliga with 11 points advantage and current in ucl semis

plus we won supercopa

[tranquil light]

Ramos clearance was crazy

[pseudo flicker]

Betis drew 1-1 with Sevilla in the 33rd round of LaLiga

[strange tiger]

Haven’t seen Isco in awhile

[oak elk]

Isco vs Ramos 🤧

[strange tiger]

That’s tufff

[oak bison]

yea i think

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1784840042633887984

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

This week: the semi-finals begin 😁

#UCL

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 7:00 AM

[olive harbor]

Dont mind him hes having that name for years

Mamardashvili fina try to keep the empty sheet today🇬🇪 Barcelona Vs Valencia❤️

[wind veldt]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1784902948901855314?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🔵🔴 Barcelona and Pau Cubarsí’s new deal, just matter of time. ⤵️⏳

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 11:09 AM

[rigid dragon]

https://twitter.com/ForzaJuveEN/status/1784918673737605426?t=LcXISypIwkyw6VL_BmLsnQ&s=19

Forza Juventus (@ForzaJuveEN) on X

❗Giuntoli has decided that he wants to add a left-footed winger to the Juventus 24-25 attack.

Mason Greenwood is the main target.

[@Gazzetta_it] #Juventus

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 12:12 PM

[copper bison]

we go tomorrow

[orchid kite]

Hala Madrid 🔥

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jude-bellingham-jude-bellingham-real-madrid-gif-13998367800774925621

[copper bison]

Usa brudda

[tough spindle]

guys rma gonna win tomorrow

[surreal mist]

Villareal admin

[copper bison]

IT'S ACTUALLY REAL

ON THE SPANISH ACCOUNT TOO

LMAOOO

[thick saddle]

Why does everyone speak German in Bundesliga chat but nobody speaks Spanish in this channel 😡

[lunar ridge]

por como está comercializada la liga por desgracia

se pierde mucha de la cultura

[surreal mist]

No sé

[lunar ridge]

a partir de hoy se habla en español, catalán, vasco, galego, valenciano y al que le joda que apoye al equipo de su casa

[terse cargo]

pues

[thick saddle]

Sí :( creo que Messi y Ronaldo han atraído a muchos fans internationales

[terse cargo]

con quien hablaras

[lunar ridge]

asturianu tambien para los míos del sporting

[tranquil light]

Ronaldo es el mejor jugador del mundo

[thick saddle]

pero es importante que sepáis que no hablo español perfectamente 😭 lo siento si hago algunos errores gramáticos

[tranquil light]

Tambem no hablo mucho perfecto

[thick saddle]

claro que sí 👍👍

[lunar ridge]

gramáticos* no problema

[thick saddle]

ohh hahah graciasss!!!

[lunar ridge]

recuerdo que hoy jugamos contra el barça sin Gayà, Foulquier, Diakhaby, Yaremchuk ni Fran Perez

[thick saddle]

Vamos barcaa

[tranquil light]

if barca lose then we can clinch the title faster so no

[opal obsidian]

solo sé español muy malo de duolingo 💀

[lunar ridge]

pues vas apañao

[thick saddle]

buddy, why are you so keen on seeing Barca lose when you won anyway?

[thick saddle]

qué significa esto?

[opal obsidian]

this guy is obsessed let him be

[thick saddle]

ong

[copper bison]

rely on your team

we don't need their win or loss

we are already through

[elfin cosmos]

Real madrid already won it

[grave glen]

Hewlo

[elfin cosmos]

Its Camavinga

[grave glen]

Hi Buddy!

[wind veldt]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1784986436338409592?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🇨🇦 Ancelotti on Alphonso Davies deal and what’s gonna happen with Mendy: “I do not comment on rival players”.

“I can talk about Ferland Mendy. He has recovered very well and is ready for tomorrow”.

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 4:41 PM

[left jacinth]

Bellingham got the best chances at winning the ballon d'or

[elfin cosmos]

Watch Faggio argue with this

Or Wavi

[wind veldt]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1784991535664107723?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🇹🇷 Arda Güler on picking Real over Barça: "While I was on vacation, my father called and said: Real wants you. I was extremely excited!".

"It was my dream since I was a kid, so I was sure of my choice", told @sportskafa.

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 5:02 PM

[lunar ridge]

I have a bad feeling for today...

5 of our starters are injured 😵‍💫

me cago en mi puta libertad

[cloud sparrow]

el valencia casi en segunda lol

[lunar ridge]

que dices

tontin

estamos a 1 punto de europa

o 2

[thick saddle]

Real sociedad todavía tiene que jugar contra el barca y el Atlético

también valencia

[charred wadi]

what the hell is going on here

[thick saddle]

estamos hablando en español🔥🔥

fuck English

We don’t need that ass language

[cloud sparrow]

eso q los mandes a tomar por culoo

[thick saddle]

sorry bro, but my Spanish ain’t advanced enough to understand slang 😭🙏 I can translate this literally but I don’t know what you’re trying to say

[cloud sparrow]

oof

[thick saddle]

I’ll come back to this in a few months when I live in Spain and hopefully improved 🔥

[toxic sluice]

h

[thick saddle]

@cloud sparrow is this it? I feel like it’s not

[cloud sparrow]

its closer to "send them to suck ass"

[thick saddle]

ohhhhhhh

[cloud sparrow]

so yea

[thick saddle]

yeah that makes sense

[cloud sparrow]

🤑

[thick saddle]

I was like “tf you mean by sending ass” when I first read that

But

That makes sense

With suck

Ok

see? I’m already becoming a better Spanish speaker

gracias

[lunar ridge]

that is totally what he meant

[thick saddle]

oh ok thanks

@lunar ridge qué piensas sobre el lineup? 🔥

What is lineup in Spanish

[lunar ridge]

que coño hace el pipo metiendo a yarek de titular

[lunar ridge]

we call it the "once" (eleven)

[thick saddle]

ohhh

that makes sense

[lunar ridge]

or "once titular" for starting eleven

[thick saddle]

ahh

gracias

[lunar ridge]

esto es criminal, denigrante y repulsivo

nos van a caer 8

mas que con Neville

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1785002531585741038

FC Barcelona (@FCBarcelona) on X

🚨 BARÇA XI 🚨
#BarçaValencia

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 5:45 PM

[lunar ridge]

dont they have UCL 😭😭

have mercy

[thick saddle]

Porque no te gusta Gasiorowski?

[elfin cosmos]

They starting Christensen?

[shell hedge]

Nope

They are officially trophyless this season

The only thing they have left to fight for is second place in La Liga

[lunar ridge]

me gusta pero tiene 17 años y no es plan que salga titular contra el barça

[lunar ridge]

I totally forgot they were out LMAO

[shell hedge]

And if you get a result against them today, we can win the title this weekend against Cadiz

[lunar ridge]

bro thinks we're getting close to the goal with fucking peter federico on the wing

[thick saddle]

ohh sí, eso tiene sentido

[opal obsidian]

ferran temporary transfer back to valencia

[grave glen]

Xavi is going all out on a Valencia side that has five key players out

[lunar ridge]

no thanks ew

[grave glen]

All to get his Supercopa qualification for next season

[lunar ridge]

puta rata ferran

[thick saddle]

what’s wrong with ferran😭 he played for you

[shell hedge]

It's possible with this Barcelona team, Villarreal made an example of it

[lunar ridge]

the oldest player in this lineup is 24 btw

[grave glen]

Pass to Pepelu and inshallah 💪

[thick saddle]

Oh wow

[grave glen]

Not really. Barcelona are far stronger than they were back against Villareal. Rest ur agenda

[thick saddle]

Pepelu😡😤

[thick saddle]

Chill lol, we’re not that bad

[lunar ridge]

nos abandonó cuando más falta nos hacía, y con su ego ha faltado el respeto en muchas ocasiones al club

[lunar ridge]

that's basically all they do

[shell hedge]

the team's mentality shatters the moment they concede a goal

[thick saddle]

Ohh wow :(

[shell hedge]

They panic the moment things don't go their way
They can be exploited

[lunar ridge]

they're literally children scared to go forward so they just look back see pepelu and give it to him constantly

[grave glen]

Used to. Going out against Psg was due to a red card tax. And I don't reckon Barca were the same side that played against Villareal when they faced off Madrid

If that's the case then Psg would've feasted in the first leg

When Barca went 2-1 down

[lunar ridge]

a few weeks ago we still had gayá to give it to him aswell and he'll make a perfect cross out of nowhere straight to hugo duro's head. But he's down for a few more weeks

[shell hedge]

the Barca side that faced Madrid folded completely when Real Madrid took control

[lunar ridge]

I was also hoping for Guillamon to be starting and for Guerra to come in later on

[shell hedge]

It was the evident that they weren't winning in the end

[grave glen]

Not really. That was Cancelo tax. He was horrendous

[lunar ridge]

i will not allow cancelo disrespect

[shell hedge]

Cancelo was shit

[grave glen]

I mean, he's a great player

But against Psg and madrid

He folded

As much of a clear goal that was, still gotta speak about that Cancelo disasterclass

[surreal mist]

Hola

[lunar ridge]

buenas

[dense marten]

Dias

[surreal mist]

Que tal

[dense marten]

Mi amigo

[mild flare]

selam

[surreal mist]

St Pauli necesita 1 victoria más y luego ascenderemos a la Bundesliga

eres homofóbico

?

@dense marten

[lunar ridge]

preocupao

<@&456785264677748737>

que coño

[cloud sparrow]

pero esto

[lunar ridge]

paleto de época

guiriii

balconing is good

pafuera guiri

[thick saddle]

bro seit wann sprichst du spanisch hahah

[lunar ridge]

lo que faltaba

un aleman

[thick saddle]

????

qué raro

[lunar ridge]

que tal asquestes amic

español de masachuchets

que dices

[cloud sparrow]

tanto english pitinglish

[fierce knoll]

@lunar ridge could you please explain what crsk is trying to say i dont really understand spanish

[cloud sparrow]

vaya huevos tiene la gente maleducada decir de todo andaa

[dense marten]

Neither i

[cloud sparrow]

q solo en inglis pintinglis anda

estos llegan algun dia a valladolid o yo q se y llegan a vivir 3 minutazos de mierda andaaaa

[lunar ridge]

came out of nowhere started calling someone "erectile dysfunction" and "homo" for no reason

[cloud sparrow]

es q la gente vaya huevos tienen sabes lo q digo

[lunar ridge]

el balconing es selección natural pura y dura

[cloud sparrow]

jajajajajjajajajajjajj

tanto balconing de los guiris andaaa

[pseudo flicker]

Xavi holds Frenkie de Jong

According to information on April 28, Frenkie de Jong was potentially sold by FC Barcelona, ​​but Xavi described him as a key player. Xavi has decided to stay at the club, which may suggest that president Joan Laporta has agreed to his terms. The decision could impact the future of some players, including de Jong, who has been linked with a summer sale, although Xavi has described him as a key player. Currently, de Jong is struggling with an injury that may exclude him from the game until the end of the season.

Source: Sport

[lunar ridge]

Julian porfavor hablanos

como te va tio

it's always what's Julian yapping about but never how's Julian

[wind veldt]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1785016226944835905?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🚨🔵🔴 Robert Lewandowski: “Leaving Barça for me this summer is definitely not possible, it’s not a topic”.

“I physically feel good. As of today, this is the case for at least 2 more years. When I’m physically no longer at a top level, I’d start thinking”, told BILD.

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 6:40 PM

[grave glen]

Nooooooooo

[shell hedge]

Remember, Real Madrid fans that pop in the channel, Barcelona winning today only extends our wait to Granada, they're not able to catch up anymore, it's only a matter of this week or next week for us now

[thick saddle]

We all know mort

[slender olive]

Bro thinks he’s him

[light ledge]

its crazy im saying this

but pls Barcelona dont lose today

[grave glen]

Why

[shell hedge]

Betis and Valencia are fighting for Europe

Betis dropped points yesterday to Sevilla

[grave glen]

Oh yeh

[shell hedge]

Barcelona are probably going to win today

Winning the league at home would be convenient for the trophy parade and that, which means it's not happening

[light ledge]

I dont like varca but europe is priority

[shell hedge]

Did it rain in Barcelona?

the stadium looks like it did

[little peak]

it did

[shell hedge]

Kickoff

[thick saddle]

Yes

[grave glen]

Valencia make my day better pls

[little peak]

4-0 dw

[lunar ridge]

mosquera is so good

crazy he's just a teenager

[grave glen]

Didnt Peter play for real madrid

[little peak]

warra finish

warra cubarsi

warra defending

[grave glen]

Valencia better

[buoyant coral]

Goal barca

[shell hedge]

Lopez scored

[little peak]

goal 🔥

[terse cargo]

peter federico is fucking shit oml

[shell hedge]

Completely unmarked

[terse cargo]

it's a basic training drill to not allow players space in the box methinks

[grave glen]

Didnt peter play for real madrid?

[terse cargo]

academy

[grave glen]

Oo play

Okay*

[buoyant coral]

Goal

[grave glen]

valencia gol

[buoyant coral]

Valencia

1-1

[shell hedge]

1-1

[grave glen]

vamos

[shell hedge]

Ter Stegen fumbled

[grave glen]

1-1

[buoyant coral]

Under review

[little peak]

Bum ass ter stegen

[buoyant coral]

Possible offside

[grave glen]

pls stand

1-1 valencia

[shell hedge]

It went to Ter Stegen

It came off Ter Stegen

[little peak]

BUM AHH TER STEGEN

[grave glen]

ter statue

[drifting jolt]

Hugh Hard scores for Valencia

[terse cargo]

not offside at all

[grave glen]

Cant be offside

[lunar ridge]

HUGUITO DE MI VIDA

TOCO TOCO TOCO TOCO TOCOOOOO EN HUGO DURO

[terse cargo]

hard egg what a goal

[buoyant coral]

Given

[little peak]

Given

[drifting jolt]

never offside lmao

crazy var call

[shell hedge]

Given

1-1

[terse cargo]

weird ass var call

[little peak]

bro ter stegen huge ass mistake

[lunar ridge]

no offside

LETS GOOOO

[terse cargo]

likely thing for him to do

[lunar ridge]

COOK HUGO I WAS ALWAYS IN YOUR BOAT

the way he almost misses is killing me

[little peak]

this shit is so funny tho

[terse cargo]

tell peter federico to stop missing easy ass chances

[tiny arch]

😭😭

[lunar ridge]

he's shit istg😭

[little peak]

😭

[light ledge]

Stegen should play for valencia or sevilla

he feels the colors

[lunar ridge]

no better than mamardashvilli

[charred wadi]

Yamal is the most disgusting diver

fucking hell

[terse cargo]

cook

[little peak]

dawg

he got kicked

better than the camavinga foul

[fair lance]

wtf ter stegen

[little peak]

sell this BUM ASS

[shell hedge]

Penalty to Valencia

[late kernel]

Pen

[little peak]

ARAJOU

BRO

BAYERN MUNICH CAN TAKE HIM

[grave glen]

Pen

[shell hedge]

Peter was flung

[grave glen]

RED CARD

DISGUSTING PLAY

[proud grove]

Dude

[boreal hare]

Bro what the fuck has aurajo been doing

[little peak]

arajou fell off wtf

[boreal hare]

We sold already

2-1

[proud grove]

Barcelona can we have araujo on a free?

Please???

[shell hedge]

Given

[lunar ridge]

YEAAAHAHHH

HQHAHAHHAHAHA

[little peak]

2-1 bye bye

[buoyant coral]

GOAL

[little peak]

ter stegen and arajou sold the game

😭

[manic blade]

penalty scored 1-2 valencia

[buoyant coral]

Valencia

[shell hedge]

2-1

[buoyant coral]

2-1

Christ

[shell hedge]

Bottlejob in the first half

Let's go

[buoyant coral]

What happened to barca 😭

[manic blade]

what is barcelona doing

💀

[lunar ridge]

THE MIRACLE HAPPENED

[proud grove]

Give us Ronald

[grave glen]

VALENCIAAAA

2-1

[charred wadi]

how much yall wanna bet BarcaTimes finna tweet about it being a pen

[lunar ridge]

THE MIRACLE OF MONTJUIC 23 YEARS LATER

[grave glen]

Varca 1-2 Valencia

[lunar ridge]

pepedeu never misses a pen

he's got like 7 goals this season

[light ledge]

pf barca joke club

[lunar ridge]

OHH he did the phone celebration that's wholesome

[little peak]

can we 3 losses in a row????

[lunar ridge]

it's dedicated to a sick child he met a few days ago

[little peak]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🔥

[grave glen]

barca so washed

[grave glen]

[surreal mist]

Kann ein bisschen

[shell hedge]

@lunar ridge has this been anything like you expected so far?

[little peak]

you wouldnt guess the scoreline with this possession stats

[shell hedge]

You would because possession doesn't win you matches

conversion does

[little peak]

no you wouldnt

only applies when chances arent created

otherwise the tempo is with the team

[shell hedge]

You could have two chances throughout the whole match and as long as you kept the two goal lead, it's all that matters

[little peak]

thats what I said

possession doesnt mean chances but it leads to chances

[drifting jolt]

Pepelu lol

[little peak]

warra

[drifting jolt]

we had that possesion and were winning 3-0

just happens ay

[little peak]

ye

[shell hedge]

And it means nothing if you don't convert

[drifting jolt]

25% 3-0 up lmao, shithousery is so annoying

[shell hedge]

You can have very low posesssion and still win a match

[lunar ridge]

what a performance by Peter Federico 🔥🔥

[shell hedge]

anything like you expected so far?

[timber slate]

what the hell is barca dking

[light ledge]

the most normal Spain match

[little peak]

2 inidividual error

ter stegen warra moment

[timber slate]

istg

[lunar ridge]

not at all this is a miracle

[little peak]

arajou gave a pen away

[timber slate]

@little peak exactly

[shell hedge]

hm..

5+

[thick saddle]

Can’t watch rn BUT WTF IS THIS

[shell hedge]

Post

[thick saddle]

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PEN?

[shell hedge]

Ter Stegen and Araujo gave the lead away

[thick saddle]

fuck those bastards

[shell hedge]

Ter Stegen for the first one, and Araujo for the second

[little peak]

arajou

btw go watch the first goal

[thick saddle]

oof

FFS

[little peak]

its actual ass

[thick saddle]

WTF

I’ll rewatch later when I get home

Gotta see this shit with my own eyes

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1785029959875989610
https://fxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1785032153631219984

[thick saddle]

thanks buddy

[boreal hare]

RED CARD FOR THE GK

[foggy cape]

[shell hedge]

@lunar ridge backup any good?

[boreal hare]

Bro it’s just funny atp

But I still love this stupid club

[shell hedge]

Monitor check

[lunar ridge]

we fucked up

[drifting jolt]

red?

[shell hedge]

He's making sure

[boreal hare]

Should be

[little peak]

REDD CARDD

🔥

[drifting jolt]

yeah

that hit his arm

[lunar ridge]

jaume domenech is not a real human being

[boreal hare]

LMAO

[grave glen]

Is This the best Young gk in the World?

[thick saddle]

Oh my goodness. Dumbasses… WTF IS TJISSSSSSSS

[shell hedge]

Given

[old meadow]

red card

[thick saddle]

Wait what

[shell hedge]

Red card for Valencia

[boreal hare]

Whats wrong with these gks

[drifting jolt]

mamashardigijbfj

[proud grove]

Oh the Valencia keeper might be off

[boreal hare]

😭😭😭

[thick saddle]

Red card???

[proud grove]

He is

[light ledge]

Who got red

[proud grove]

The goalkeeper

Marma

[grave glen]

Mama

Red

[boreal hare]

Yes it’s a red

[lunar ridge]

this guy is our backup

[boreal hare]

Fuck yeah

[grave glen]

Gk valencia

[light ledge]

mi mamá

[lunar ridge]

la que has liao giorgi

m cago en mi vida tu

[shell hedge]

So does Valencia go down to 10 or do they just have to switch their goalkeeper?

[lunar ridge]

se pierde el prox partido?

[boreal hare]

Switch gk

[lunar ridge]

10

[grave glen]

Both

[boreal hare]

And

[proud grove]

It's between domenech and rivero

[shell hedge]

yeah

[boreal hare]

Yep both

[old meadow]

switch gk with a outfield player

[lunar ridge]

rivero never plays

even though he's better than jaume

[lament mural]

Yipeee

[boreal hare]

This is such a funny game

[lament mural]

Red card

[boreal hare]

Busca barca

[proud grove]

So domenech it is then

[lament mural]

🗣👅

[boreal hare]

Visca

[thick saddle]

oh goodness gahagahah

[little peak]

tbh clear handball

[cunning pasture]

Pepelu has only scored penalties this season fyi

[shell hedge]

No one's questioning the call

[ivory meteor]

Incoming park the bus

[drifting jolt]

Ter Stegen and Mammarsha

[little peak]

LMAOOOOO

[shell hedge]

Do you blame them?

[lunar ridge]

CHRIST

[grave glen]

They will do it better then us

[lunar ridge]

why is he taking out almeida bro

not almeida

[ivory meteor]

Yes bc Yamal woulda score there If it wasn’t touch by gk hand

[proud grove]

They took a striker off

Cam*

[lunar ridge]

almeida is a midfielder

our best player

shouldve removed javi guerra instead

[shell hedge]

Well Valencia's most likely going to hold onto their dear life in the second half

[ivory meteor]

This should be 1-1

[light ledge]

why valencia gk got red but there isnt a pen for barca

[ivory meteor]

dumb TER stegen thinks he him

[old meadow]

handball outside the box

[shell hedge]

Araujo shouldn't have fouled Peter then

[misty flame]

81% possession is crazy 💀

[light ledge]

lol what a dumb

[lunar ridge]

istg yall dont know jaume domenech

that dude is on drugs everyday

[ivory meteor]

Who

🤣

[little peak]

HT

[old meadow]

half time

[shell hedge]

HT

[lunar ridge]

backup goalie

[proud grove]

I like this game

[light ledge]

lets do the 3-2

[shell hedge]

If this results holds, we win La Liga this weekend

[proud grove]

Mhm

[terse cargo]

peter federico 🤪🤪🤪

[proud grove]

Who do you face

[shell hedge]

Cadiz at home

[terse cargo]

cadiz

[shell hedge]

After being put through the wringer by you tomorrow

[proud grove]

Oh yeah that's basically guaranteed

[shell hedge]

First we have to deal with you

[thick saddle]

I’ll rewatch this game later. This seems to be too crazy to miss

[shell hedge]

Then it's La Liga

[little peak]

ship off arajou to saudi

[thick saddle]

Araujo is behaving like a baby lately

[proud grove]

We apparently want him

[little peak]

why is he acting like that man

he used to be good mid season

[proud grove]

Yeah I'm gonna say it right now

[little peak]

then boom

stinkers after stinkers

[proud grove]

He's Barcelona's upamecano

[little peak]

cubarsi has stinker moments rn as well

[thick saddle]

ISTGGGGG

[little peak]

REAL

[shell hedge]

He'd probably do well at Bayern

[thick saddle]

but he’s 17, don’t complain

[little peak]

im not blaming him or critizing him

hes objectively been bad this game

[thick saddle]

oh

hm

[little peak]

with arajou dropping a stinker

its not ending well

whenever that Uruguayan drops a stinker we have kounde, cuba to cover him

[misty flame]

Araujo is the worst player this season no doubt

[proud grove]

You get Upa and we get Ronald

K?

[little peak]

its still romeu by far

[cunning pasture]

Pique regen after all

[little peak]

he dropped a stinker against madrid in the super copa as well

[misty flame]

Romeu doesn't play much because xavi knows he's bad

[little peak]

when arajou is good hes excellent

but man

[cunning pasture]

Romeu is Southampton level lol

[little peak]

he keeps dropping stinkers when we need him

[ivory meteor]

Why no one talking about Lewy ghosting he should be sold already

[little peak]

hes not a main striker now

[cunning pasture]

Nah, Trust the process

[little peak]

he pulls cbs

and he provides chances

thats what hes been doing this whole season

[thick saddle]

lmao how are araujo and fermin rated the same when araujo conceded a pen and fermin scored one ahahahahah

[ivory meteor]

We need proper st not that bs tactic

[lunar ridge]

this fucking match

[little peak]

lopez has been amazing wtf

[cunning pasture]

Lewandowski turned vs Atleti

[little peak]

yall fuckers only see g/a

[little peak]

we are in the its over (real) state rn

[grave glen]

Now that Valencia are 10 men down, I reckon Barca wins this

Provided they stop with the individual mistakes

[lunar ridge]

us too 😭

[little peak]

tbh barca were known for their late winners earlier this season

[cunning pasture]

Only 7 goals and 0 asissts lol

[little peak]

so I dont think we will lose

but draw is possible

[lunar ridge]

we are with 9 actually

[little peak]

tf

[lunar ridge]

our current goalkeeper is -1

[opal obsidian]

yea till cancelo stops marking and then we concede the third

[grave glen]

He's not a striker, having 7 goals for an attacking midfielder is good enough

[little peak]

😭

[little peak]

???

[grave glen]

Is he bad or something

[cunning pasture]

0 assists tho

[little peak]

are u actually dumb

[lunar ridge]

he's a showman

[little peak]

hes not a playmaker

he takes advantage of spaces

[misty flame]

Lopez as playmaker would be awful

[light ledge]

can xavi put 5 strikers and spamming attacks

[little peak]

thats why raph and lewa has so many assists

[misty flame]

He has bad passes

[lunar ridge]

jaume is not a footballer he's not from this planet

[little peak]

you guys dont even watch football wtf

warra stat sexuals

[grave glen]

That's not his style tho. His primary style involves rotating around the enemy box, slithering behind the enemy's backline to sniff a goal. I do agree he should add more to his game tho

[grave glen]

Lol I guess we will see

[lunar ridge]

a horse has been located in the away end of the stadium

[shell hedge]

Being a man down doesn't automatically mean you lose

[little peak]

ok mort

[shell hedge]

There are a lot of teams that actually do better with 10

[little peak]

being 10 men down doesnt mean u win either

so shush

[ivory meteor]

Valencia bad at it

[little peak]

they can block alot of the shots I doubt theres any offensive pressure left

[cunning pasture]

Not bad if he would be a forward, but as a Midfielder passing is also important

[little peak]

maybe counter at best

[shell hedge]

Valencia are purely going to play from the counter

[little peak]

thats their best hope

[cunning pasture]

Valencia parking the bus

[little peak]

the 2 goals that happened wasnt from a team error

it was just ter stegen and arajou selling the game

Fuck you arajou

[cunning pasture]

Best defender at barca

[lunar ridge]

valencia is playing with
gayà injured
diakhaby injured
foulquier injured
fran perez injured
mamardashvilli sent out
almeida subbed off

we literally have nothing left other than this guy called peter

[cunning pasture]

The real madrid wonderkid?

[light ledge]

pezella is top defender compared to araujo

[shell hedge]

He's not really a wonderkid

[lunar ridge]

if you can call him that

[little peak]

hes not a wonderkid really

[lunar ridge]

a kid simply

[little peak]

he was good in academy

[lunar ridge]

peter might not be the best dribbling, or the best shooting, or the best passing, or the fastest, but he definitely is a footballer

[little peak]

all barca players

😻

[cunning pasture]

I saw him on fifa 22

[shell hedge]

Araujo seeing Peter in the box like: https://tenor.com/bIp1R.gif

[little peak]

if only yamal could finish

[light ledge]

if only betis rodri was a footballer

[little peak]

hopes from next season bring in some good trainer

[light ledge]

Xd

[cunning pasture]

The marcelo regen looks great

[wind veldt]

https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1785034568921190661?s=46

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

🟡🔵🇹🇷 Arda Güler: "We requested Real Madrid to pay a little more than €17.5 clause to Fenerbahçe. They kindly agreed".

"I could have stayed at Fenerbahçe for one more year, but I wanted to show the world what a Turkish young man from Fenerbahçe could do in Europe".

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 7:53 PM

[lunar ridge]

i swear domenech is a walking meme

if I find any videos of him in pre-season and copa I'll send them

[shell hedge]

Round two

That's a penalty

[little peak]

its not

[charred wadi]

Valencia getting robbed

Wow valencia robbed

[little peak]

2-2

💤

[shell hedge]

Disney scored

[lunar ridge]

fuck

[shell hedge]

They're checking for goalkeeper interference and offside

[opal obsidian]

araujo and ter rorist yet again???

not surprised

[lunar ridge]

no goal

pls

[charred wadi]

Goal given

[lunar ridge]

negreira fc

[little peak]

its confirmed

[little peak]

DAWG 😭

[charred wadi]

Barca thiefs

[shell hedge]

Given

2-2

[little peak]

martinez oh my god

hes almost as bad as arajou at being aggresive

[shell hedge]

Probably aren't going to need the videos

[lunar ridge]

there you have the great Gato de Almenara

[light ledge]

vamos

one more

at least

[tidal kettle]

So barca still losing ?

[light ledge]

2-2

[rugged furnace]

Madrid is winning the League

[shell hedge]

Does a draw close the title race or do Valencia have to win?

[tidal kettle]

Valencia need to win

[shell hedge]

hm.

[tidal kettle]

?

[shell hedge]

Off anyway

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1784991930968846611 Courtois apparently recovered

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 Carlo Ancelotti: “Thibaut Courtois is BACK from his injury, but he will not play tomorrow.” #UCL

Twitter · Apr 29, 2024, 5:03 PM

[lunar ridge]

christ

our keeper bro

[rugged furnace]

Lunin is Better

[shell hedge]

Like I said

You're probably not going to have to bother with the videos

People are going to know after this match

Felix coming on

[light ledge]

one more goal hellll

[foggy cape]

😹😹

[ivory meteor]

Please Yamal goal

[shell hedge]

Barcelona grinding corners

He actually made a save

Shit

Why didn't you shoot?

[little peak]

PEDRI BETTER THAN ARAJOU RAAAAAAH

[shell hedge]

You probably had the clearest chance you're going to get for the rest of the match

You should've shot it

[little peak]

another corner???

[light ledge]

just score one

[shell hedge]

Disney scored again

[little peak]

DISNEY GOALLLLLLLL

BRACE

[shell hedge]

He found his level in the backup goalkeeper

[grave glen]

Goat when it dosent matter

[shell hedge]

He should've just grabbed it

[shell hedge]

I knew that was going to happen since the 1v1 was blown

You need to convert chances like that, otherwise you will regret it, which Valencia are

[little peak]

we needed it for super copa

[topaz geyser]

super copa?

your right

but you play girona anyways

[shell hedge]

5+

Either Barcelona will screw around for four minutes or they'll score again

Valencia aren't scoring

[shell hedge]

[little peak]

HATTRICK

LEWAAA

[proud grove]

Disney hattrick

Wtf

[golden scaffold]

lewangoalski hatrick

[lament mural]

Lewandowski my love

👅♥️

I love you pookie

[little peak]

LEWA DO A TIKTOK DANCE

[solemn karma]

GODDAM

[lament mural]

All that and 8.6 rating

Lmao

[grave glen]

Hattrick ???

Damn

[little peak]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-dancing-gif-27478807

[lament mural]

Yep

[shell hedge]

Valencia's backup goalkeeper really is shit

He's a real life FIFA goalkeeper

[lament mural]

Wth is that nickname

Nvm 9.5 rating lewa

[shell hedge]

FT

4-2

[lament mural]

W

Wait 2 of Lewas goals were tap ins?

[ivory meteor]

Yamal no goal I’m sad

[shell hedge]

Real Madrid now have to wait until they face Granada away to win the league

I knew it was going to happen

I called it before the match started

[lament mural]

Wth is granada

[foggy cape]

[lament mural]

Random island 🗣🔥

[dark musk]

let’s go barca to ucl final next season

[hollow tulip]

Wrd

[grave glen]

@lunar ridge u were right. The backup goalkeeper is the equivalent of a PS pro gk

[charred wadi]

YOOO THIS IS REAL

ITS NOT EVEN EDITED

🤣🤣

[little peak]

"rob"

😭

[grave glen]

based flashscore

[grave glen]

How was it a robbery? They talking about fermin? Last time I checked, standing beside the goalkeeper, barely being seen in his peripheral, doesn't count as interference

[charred wadi]

Valencia shouldve had another pen

[little peak]

no the fuck

how

inigo made first contact????

[shell hedge]

Wonder where you got that from

[grave glen]

Oh lol, a coincidence I assure u. I don't think I was online at the time

[shell hedge]

the "attempted save" during Disney's free kick really did remind me of what a goalkeeper would do in FIFA

He didn't even move, he just tried to tap the ball away

Not "punch it away" he tried to tap it

[grave glen]

He's trash

[shell hedge]

the moment Valencia fucked up the 1v1, I knew it was going to go downhill

Conversion is the most important thing in football, if you miss opportunities like that, you will regret it, which Valencia showed

[grave glen]

Pedri Left Wing, give Xavi a life long contract please

[lunar ridge]

jaume is just here for the vibes pretty much

[grave glen]

Doesn't beat this creature tho

[knotty widget]

lewandoski first hat trick at home for barca since messi

😭

[olive harbor]

Man i felt bad for mamardashvili😔 he was having a good game

[grave glen]

Valencia backup gk tax

[olive harbor]

Fax

[lunar ridge]

should be thanking jaume

holy shit

disasterclass once again

[grave glen]

Valencia fans will be seeing him once again against Osasuna

Gg Osasuna in advance

[knotty widget]

its a 3 game suspension right

cause its a straight red

[lunar ridge]

not osasuna

osasuna we played them already

its alaves

[grave glen]

Oh yeh

[lunar ridge]

but the reasonable thing to do is to start rivero

[grave glen]

Is it a three game suspension

[lunar ridge]

rivero is good and tall I still don't know why jaume is over him

[lunar ridge]

wdym is that an option 😭😭😭

the fight for Europe is over guys

[knotty widget]

yeah I think it is

not one game

[grave glen]

It's a straight red no?

[knotty widget]

yeah

[grave glen]

I think it's two games

[knotty widget]

second yellow would be 1 game

[grave glen]

Not three

Well, regardless, it's more than one game

[knotty widget]

nevermind 😭

its probably 1 game then

[grave glen]

So it's not counted as dissent

[knotty widget]

it might be dissent

who knows what he said

[grave glen]

Nah, he didn't argue with the ref

Seems like he knew what he did

[knotty widget]

but I mean its a straight red though

can't really argue with that

[grave glen]

It's a one match ban

[lunar ridge]

it was nice while the delusion lasted, but the truth is this team was meant to be relegated last season. Goodbye Breslavia Operation and goodbye to those dreams of lifting the conference league trophy

[knotty widget]

this was literally us last season

[lunar ridge]

you have no idea bro

[tranquil light]

Trust the process, valencia will qualify to the champions league soon🤝

[knotty widget]

we were 2-0 up against madrid

man what could've been

[lunar ridge]

as soon as Peter Lim leaves I'm sure we will go back to where we belong

[tranquil light]

Which is?

[graceful turret]

no way

[shell hedge]

Ter Stegen would've saved Disney's two shots

[graceful turret]

your telling me nketiah and jackson got hattricks for chelsea and arsenal before lewa for barca

[pseudo flicker]

Barcelona won 4-2 against Valencia in the 33rd round of LaLiga

FC Barcelona defeated Valencia 4-2 in an exciting match of the 33rd round of LaLiga. Robert Lewandowski scored a classic hat-trick, ensuring victory for Barcelona. The match took place at the Estadio Olímpico in Barcelona. This is the first match after the announcement of coach Xavi's decision to remain in office next season. The hosts had difficulty with their opponents' defense, but eventually gained the advantage. Raphinha, assistant, and Fermin Lopez, scorer, opened the scoring for FC Barcelona (22'). Hugo Duro equalized for Los Ches (27'). Peter Federico was fouled by Ronald Araujo, which resulted in a penalty kick for the Orange, which was converted into a goal by Pepelu (38'). The goalkeeper of Ruben Baraja's team, Giorgi Mamardashvili, received a red card for handball outside the penalty area (45+4'). He was replaced by Jaume Domenech (45+6'). Robert Lewandowski defeated Thierry Correa's team goalkeeper three times, scoring a hat-trick. Robert Lewandowski scored two goals from a corner kick (49' and 82') and one from a free kick (90+3'). Xavi's men moved to second place in the LaLiga table after the victory. Last season's 16th team was weakened by the absence of a player after a red card. It is worth noting the participation of 19-year-old Yarek Gąsiorowski, a defender of the players in white and beige uniforms with Polish roots.

[thick saddle]

Day three of asking Julian which club he supports

[pale pecan]

does he ask gpt to summarize matches?

gpt pesta

[tranquil light]

He supports Getafe

Maybe

[grave glen]

i don't think so

all i know is that he's polish

[pale pecan]

def he does
or copyfrom somewhere

[thick saddle]

I remember him saying that he writes those summaries himself

[grave glen]

he def does

[thick saddle]

When did he say that

[tranquil light]

Thats the thing he didnt, im just guessing

Which is why i said maybe

[thick saddle]

Julian my bro would never support a club that defends rapists 🩵

[grave glen]

one of these days julian will respond again

[thick saddle]

what do I have to do to make @pseudo flicker reply 🥲 he’s been ignoring me for ages

[grave glen]

he just went online the second you pinged him

[thick saddle]

I‘m pretty sure he even replied to a few people in the beginning. Don’t know why he stopped

[thick saddle]

omg

[tranquil light]

hes online

[thick saddle]

Julian. I really don’t want to bother you but pleaseeeeeee reply

🙏

[tranquil light]

wow he is making you beg for just a reply😭

[thick saddle]

It’s all I want

[grave glen]

real

[thick saddle]

JULIAAAAAAAN

A REAL ONE

@pseudo flicker W for supporting Luton

[thick saddle]

Also, thanks for the detective work

[grave glen]

i domt think he was serious tbh but still