la-liga

[unborn girder]

yes

[opal obsidian]

we yap too much

[unborn girder]

barca 2nd most active which is why i said @uneven geyser

[uneven geyser]

alr

idk what to say there tho

@unborn girder

help me out

what do i say in barcelona

[unborn girder]

sorry i was reading bible

stick with what others are saying

[uneven geyser]

im trynna convince them to sign xabi

[uneven geyser]

no one is there bro

[unborn girder]

ill be there dw

[uneven geyser]

alr

[shy flax]

VAMOSSSSS

[uneven geyser]

bro

[shy flax]

i replied

in

14 minutes

its a bit too eassy

[uneven geyser]

there was only 1 minut left

goofy ahh mute man shouldve been for 15 minutes not 14

[shy flax]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappéom-kylian-mbappé-paris-saint-germain-psg-gif-13937899

its because im too good

[uneven geyser]

bro flexxing image perms 😭

[unreal bloom]

Some channels provide little no XP at all:

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#south-american-football
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[uneven geyser]

gif perms*

[shy flax]

everytime somebody says img perms

it does that

weird bot

[uneven geyser]

fr bro

[uneven geyser]

yk what

barca chat ain that bad after all

[unborn girder]

AYY

DARWIZZY

U BACK

[shy flax]

yes

[unborn girder]

u got image perms

[unreal bloom]

Some channels provide little no XP at all:

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[unborn girder]

shut

[shy flax]

yes

[unborn girder]

wide nunez

[shy flax]

didnt know gif access came with perms

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1193558563616981052/1215615163164655676/waitimgoated.gif

[uneven geyser]

im gonna too

[shy flax]

how u still didn get it wdahel

[uneven geyser]

blud i got online classes

[opal obsidian]

@unborn girder

[unborn girder]

W

W

BEATIFUL

[uneven geyser]

lmao

[uneven geyser]

do you hate felix

who is that tho

[opal obsidian]

dislike but not hate

[opal obsidian]

morata

[uneven geyser]

oh k

[uneven geyser]

no i meant

@unborn girder

[unborn girder]

i hate that clown so much

[unborn girder]

wsg

[uneven geyser]

do you hate felix

[unborn girder]

yes

obv

[uneven geyser]

yeah makes sense

[uneven geyser]

@shy flax

look what i got

[shy flax]

Gg

[uneven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[shy flax]

Yd he get muted

Weird automod

Mods pls get a better automod

[uneven geyser]

for saying he will kill a player bruh

[shy flax]

Motata deserves it though

Mods joke

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/YashRMFC/status/1780549393609007343

[uneven geyser]

lmao

[grave glen]

Lol

[clever shard]

yo

[copper bison]

lmaoooo

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1780559094727758022

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

Dembélé just smiled through it all 🙂

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 11:29 AM

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1780540984603885738

Out Of Context Football (@nocontextfooty) on X

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 10:17 AM

[topaz crypt]

Unhealthy obsession

[grave glen]

acting like barca fans wouldn't do the same if it was madrid that lost

[topaz crypt]

I personally would not spend my energy reposting every single madrid related tweet here

[digital arch]

https://twitter.com/ReshadFCB/status/1780586283208708327?s=19

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadFCB) on X

🚨 JUST IN: The Administrative Court of Sport plans to file a case against Javier Tebas. @relevo #FCB ⚖️🔴

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 1:17 PM

[real hull]

X merchant on it again

Brother u should take a break from x ngl💀

[lucid hornet]

ready to destroy barca in el clasico

[tranquil cairn]

Madrid fans celebrate our loss like they were the one that won against us

[pseudo flicker]

The end of Lewandowski's national team career? The survey is surprising!

A survey conducted by the Ariadna National Research Panel suggests a possible end to Robert Lewandowski's national team career after Euro 2024, with as many as 60% of respondents indicating this option. In contrast, Wojciech Szczęsny had earlier declared his imminent departure from the national team. Despite this, Lewandowski did not make a final decision on ending his career, emphasizing the improvement in the situation in the team as a factor delaying such a decision.

Source: Ariadna National Research Panel

[foggy cape]

😭

[uneven geyser]

dont barca fans do the same

literally bringing up atm when we say we beat you 4 1 and 3 2

[tranquil cairn]

Only half of us, other half are not actually delusional

[uneven geyser]

think its the same for us too

[cloud sparrow]

I hate that barça and madrid fans are rivals when in reality it's not really a rivalry it's a media rivalry

[solar dawn]

Exact

[cloud sparrow]

The real rivalrys are barça espanyol and real madrid atleti

It's like dortmund and bayern it's a media rivalry not a real rivalry

[uneven geyser]

have you seen el classico?

dont think its the media bro

[cloud sparrow]

Yep

The fans are js influenced by the media

[solar dawn]

We know who the winners are everything

[solar dawn]

Everytime

[cloud sparrow]

Before the 2000s "el clasico" wasn't a thing

But bc the media sees 2 good teams they immediately say rivalry

[cloud sparrow]

And in the basque Derby we win a majority and its still a rivalry

That has no effect on it

[solar dawn]

They were a thing

El clasico has been there since the early 1930s

[cloud sparrow]

No it hasn't back then it was a political rivalry

Then after the civil war it disappeared

And then it came back again once the media starts going crazy

[shell hedge]

It was more of a political thing than a sporting thing

[solar dawn]

Still a huge rivalry which was respected in the past as well

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1780584815617569209

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨 BREAKING: La Liga president Javier Tebas is expected to be SUSPENDED by the Spanish Sports Court, due to Real Madrid's complaint against him for the CVC deal. @relevo #rmalive

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 1:11 PM

[sleek echo]

What

Ofcourse it’s a real rivalry

[cloud sparrow]

That's what I'm saying lol

[sleek echo]

Those are also rivalries but that doesn’t mean the el clasico isn’t a rivalry

You can have more than one rival lol

[cloud sparrow]

El clasico isn't classic or a derby

[sleek echo]

They’ve been competing against each other since the creation of la liga bro wdym

Ofc they’re rivals

[sleek echo]

Yeah but that also makes it a rivalry

It goes into football

Political rivalries are even stronger more heated

[hazy hazel]

Barcelona is better tho

[shell hedge]

Back then it was purely political, it was people from the capital against people six hours away that believe they're born of an entirely different world. Different parts of Spain feuded with each other for decades

And still kind of do

[sleek echo]

Ig

[uneven geyser]

?

[hazy hazel]

Do you not understand bareclona is the biggest football club

[mighty fox]

[uneven geyser]

youre delusional like most barca fan

no point in talking to you

[hazy hazel]

How am I delusional

Let's debate

[mighty fox]

Barca doesn't even crack top 3 biggest clubs in football

[uneven geyser]

ok the simplest way is

14>5

what else do you want

4 1

3 2

[hazy hazel]

🤡

[uneven geyser]

bottled a lead at home

lost 4 1 to psg

[mighty fox]

don't use offensive emojis

[hazy hazel]

Madrid paid the refs

[uneven geyser]

lmao cry

[mighty fox]

Barcelona can't even compete with Bayern or AC Milan
Madrid is way out of your league, sorry....

[shell hedge]

XP farming doesn't work

[hazy hazel]

Also don't act like you're not gonna get obliterate tonight

Barcelona has won more el classico

[uneven geyser]

it does if you go to la liga lol me and darwizzy did it

[mighty fox]

Madrid can lose 10-0 tonight, they will still be the greatest club in football by miles...

[uneven geyser]

i got image perms now

[unreal bloom]

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[uneven geyser]

[hazy hazel]

You guys have no confidence in winning lmao shame😭

[shell hedge]

He's not a Madrid fan

[mighty fox]

I'm not even a Madrid fan...

[hazy hazel]

I'm counting friendlies since they none of them take it lightly

[mighty fox]

I just have common sense to realize there's no other club as successful as they are

[uneven geyser]

yall had so much confidence right what was the result?

[hazy hazel]

It don't matta

[shell hedge]

Friendlies don't count for anything

[hazy hazel]

Barcelona was obv 10x better then psg it was just an unlucky red

[shell hedge]

Getting dominated at home isn't being 10x better

[hazy hazel]

Yes but they can still determine which club is better in h2h

[uneven geyser]

4 1

[hazy hazel]

10v12

[uneven geyser]

so much better right

[hazy hazel]

5-0

[uneven geyser]

cry

4 1

[minor cloud]

Hm

Hello guys

Im now gonna farm for exp

[mighty fox]

you beat them 5-0 in a game...
they beat you 14-5 on UCLs...
you see the problem?

[minor cloud]

Bruh

Why

[hazy hazel]

Omg they won their ucl in dinosaur era

[minor cloud]

I just typed im already getting emotional damage

[mighty fox]

they still have more UCLs than you and everyone else in the modern era

[minor cloud]

Ngl

I kinda agree with br-

Oh wait

Pause

[hazy hazel]

There's no way you're counting those offside ucl

[mighty fox]

I have nothing against Barca, 2011 was my favorite team ever...
but it is him that started saying Barca is the biggest cclub in football

[mighty fox]

you see? you just keep making excuses...
fact is, one has 14 UCLs, the other has 5... deal with it...

not to say AC Milan and Bayern are above you as well

[minor cloud]

As a barca fan it is not
Even my family agrees with me😭😭

[hazy hazel]

OK?

[minor cloud]

But it is a good club with real history

[mighty fox]

no doubt about that

[minor cloud]

[uneven geyser]

unlike city

[ocean furnace]

no

[hazy hazel]

Ucl doesn't determine that madrid is better

[ocean furnace]

W RM

Fuck Barca

[minor cloud]

[minor cloud]

[hazy hazel]

City>real madrid

[mighty fox]

it is the most important title in Europe...
but they also have more La Liga titles than you...

[minor cloud]

Hm

[hazy hazel]

In what century

[uneven geyser]

CITY >MADRID>>>>>>>>BARCA

[mighty fox]

since La Liga was created

[minor cloud]

If debates are not allowed in the rules all of us would have been wiped out ngl

[hazy hazel]

Lmao ain't no way

[minor cloud]

Guys im losing braincells

[uneven geyser]

history wise we are better then both of you

[hazy hazel]

Only npc support RM

[minor cloud]

[uneven geyser]

cry bro

cry

[mighty fox]

don't go judging other people by the team they support
this is the last warn I'm gonna give you, since you had already called the other guy a clown

[minor cloud]

Hm

If darwin nunez is him

[hazy hazel]

There was not much competition then

[minor cloud]

Why does he miss

[mighty fox]

history wise, Madrid clears every club in football

[hazy hazel]

Lol idc

[mighty fox]

alright then

[minor cloud]

hUH

HUH

What

[hazy hazel]

I'm the reason this chat ain't dead

[uneven geyser]

forget the clown thing he is still in shock after losing 4 1

[minor cloud]

Was good

[uneven geyser]

lmao youll still get muted

[minor cloud]

4-1 hits my back but im only there for the match since i waited for the line which was long😭😭

I waited 2 hours for 90 minutes
-me

[mighty fox]

well, you can try to pull a miracle in La Liga

Real beating City today would be good for you actually

[minor cloud]

[uneven geyser]

how

[minor cloud]

Uh

Hm

Ehh

[mighty fox]

I mean... Real would still have UCL to focus, and specially on the semis, you wouldn't want to waste much form on league matches
that gives Barca a little hope

[minor cloud]

Oh yeah forgot

But nah we on 2nd place

But still have high hopes

😭

[uneven geyser]

little is the keyword

[minor cloud]

8 points back

[mighty fox]

indeed, but it is all they have to play for now

[minor cloud]

Real

[mighty fox]

if you get knocked out, you'll focus all on La Liga and you are already 8 points ahead

I was hoping Girona was gonna win this year, smh

[minor cloud]

As a barca fan ngl i want them to

[uneven geyser]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AvVZC1lH0HY?si=Z5nbyXCqntEhLPS6

[minor cloud]

But it proves that madrid is better😭

[uneven geyser]

just pray for us

[minor cloud]

Real

But i cant support madrid fr unless my cousin bets me allat

[uneven geyser]

we are footballs last hope (real 100%)

[minor cloud]

Real

[uneven geyser]

or else youll have to watch the OIL CLASSICO 🐢 VS 🤖

[minor cloud]

Its kinda funny how im a frankfurt fan longer (11 years)
than a barca fan (9 years)

But barca is my heart fr

[minor cloud]

Fr

Oil classico

🥶🥶

The money is raining

[terse atlas]

If Anyone except psg and oi city wins..it will be good for football

[grave glen]

no ucl, no supercoppa, no copa de espana, no laliga, i feel empty this season

all i can hope is that barca keep bouncing back with good games again

and comeback in 2025

[minor cloud]

I feel empty heck i even got more awards than my own club

We will rise up

Stand up

[grave glen]

2024/2025

treble

[minor cloud]

Never gonna give you up

[grave glen]

is possible

[minor cloud]

Never gonna let you down

Yeah

Fr

It is

[grave glen]

no one believed we would win treble in 2015

yet we won more then a treble

[minor cloud]

Yeah

[grave glen]

we can do it 10 years later

[minor cloud]

Just dont speak early or some madrid fan will come and flex their ucl

But we can do it

I believe it

[grave glen]

we will

[minor cloud]

Real

[grave glen]

if araujo dosent get falsely red carded in an important match again

[minor cloud]

Fr

Why did xavi farming red cards now btw

[grave glen]

its not his fault

[minor cloud]

Yeah

[grave glen]

refs against us

[minor cloud]

I kinda lost hope in the 29th minute

[grave glen]

VAR mistakes show we shouldve been number 1 in laliga 2022 and this season

[minor cloud]

How do you feel about dembele against us

Lkl

[minor cloud]

Im gonna die

[uneven geyser]

that is why you pray for madrid

[grave glen]

he dosent deserve what we did to him

but him celeberating ON THE BARCA BENCH

too far since the olayers defended him

players

[minor cloud]

Real

But we dont wanna celebrate

Because

[uneven geyser]

VAR mistakes show luton shouldve won pl

goofy ahh

[minor cloud]

We got trashed

[grave glen]

we wouldve won if ref wasnt the biggest araujo hater

[minor cloud]

Also im still wondering why did barca pick a sponsor that looks like its gonna lick me

[grave glen]

man was litretally hunting araujo down

[grave glen]

it makes us look gay

[terse atlas]

I want Dortmund or arsenal to win this year

[grave glen]

i hope real madrid somehow make it through the etijad

etihad

[minor cloud]

Fr

[grave glen]

no atletico no barca madrid needs to be the spanish team that wins

[uneven geyser]

do you fr thing anyone of them can beat city

[grave glen]

im a madrid fan today

barca fan after the match

i want madrid to win so spain looks stronger

[minor cloud]

If pep is consistent about this it might surpass other clubs having 6 ucls or even more😭

But nah

I belive real can win

[grave glen]

man city is being similar to madrid 2016-2018

[terse atlas]

No...i dont think so anyone except Madrid can beat them...but still im supporting Dortmund...

[grave glen]

it feels so oddly similar to madrid in 2016

[minor cloud]

Pep gonna do the three peat if city wins

[grave glen]

i want madrid to win

barca 2024/2025

[minor cloud]

Nah i think madrid should win

Fr

[grave glen]

madrid win 2023/2024

possible

barca treble 2024/2025

possible

real madrid is my only hope for laliga to look better then epl

[minor cloud]

Fr

But

BUT

Idk

[grave glen]

do NOT let man city do three peat

if pep cooks europe is over

[terse atlas]

Oil money is really ruining football

[minor cloud]

I love pep but city might surpass other clubs by ucls

Krazy

[grave glen]

if man city wins three peat tho it gives barca a chance to relax a bit

as real madrid would be weaker

like their moral died after 5-1

[minor cloud]

Yeah

[grave glen]

so barca can rebuild to comeback

[minor cloud]

But eh

Your kinda righr

But

Hmm

Oil classico in the final ngl

[grave glen]

dortmund

win against psg

[minor cloud]

Bruh

Real

[grave glen]

joking

[minor cloud]

No

Yeah mbap

That turtle

[grave glen]

dortmund is 4th in the season bayern sucks (at the start) 💔

[minor cloud]

He isnt ghosting

[minor cloud]

Ngl i want kane to win the competition

I need to see him lift a trophy

[grave glen]

im a leverkusen fan

[minor cloud]

Nvm

No

[grave glen]

you couldnt imagine my pain

in 2023

seeing leverkusen in 20th place

[minor cloud]

Xabi alonso saved your club

😭

Fr

[grave glen]

thankfully we made it to 5th barely by xabi

[minor cloud]

Unbeaten in all competitions

King xabi

[valid fossil]

im pretty sure leverkusen is on the road to beating the points record

[grave glen]

we went from neverkusen to neverloosen

[valid fossil]

for bundesliga

[grave glen]

we did

[minor cloud]

Yeah

[grave glen]

no waot

2 matches left

[valid fossil]

all time

all time highest is 91 by bayern 2012 iirc

[minor cloud]

So whats leverkusens rival i forgot

[grave glen]

we already won budensliga btw.

[valid fossil]

ik

still few matches to go

[grave glen]

leverkusen lifted the trophy already

even tho few matches left

[valid fossil]

a fully unbeaten streak would be amazing

[grave glen]

bayern cant comeback

[valid fossil]

yes

[grave glen]

we can lose every match and still be first from now on

[minor cloud]

Real

[grave glen]

i wanna see bayern lift a trophy

[valid fossil]

well madrid has practically won the league

[minor cloud]

I want to see practically kane win a trophy

I kinda feel bad

[grave glen]

even tho im the most loyal leverkusen fan (atletico for budensliga litretally) i would choose barca over leverkusen to win ucl 2024/2025

[valid fossil]

🙏

[minor cloud]

Yes

Visca barca

[grave glen]

kane should go to celtic

[minor cloud]

Visca catalunya

[grave glen]

no way hes losing there

[minor cloud]

Bro gets relegated because of his curse🥶🥶

[valid fossil]

kane really is cursed

[minor cloud]

[grave glen]

he CANT lose at celtic

celtic wins everytime by like 20 points clear

no way he can lose there

[valid fossil]

and everyone was saying he cant lose at bayern

look what happened

💀

[minor cloud]

And then suddenly rangers became prime madrid

[grave glen]

its not kane

its tuchel being shit

[minor cloud]

Fr

[grave glen]

and xabi being good

[minor cloud]

Sack daddy tuchel

[valid fossil]

lets see what nagelsmann can do

[grave glen]

in the madrid server they say barca twerks for teams in ucl

[minor cloud]

I rarely see a hamburg fan here

Except fiago

[grave glen]

hamburg and schlake

back to budensliga

best life ever

[minor cloud]

Real

[paper spindle]

no

[grave glen]

only real fans knew schlake and hamburg is probably better then dortmund (all time)

[paper spindle]

that’s not true

[minor cloud]

I forgot this is la liga

[paper spindle]

no no

[minor cloud]

This is not bundesliga

Frick

[paper spindle]

what r u talking about

[minor cloud]

Wat

[grave glen]

we are dying

[paper spindle]

yes

but who?

[minor cloud]

Real

Who started the bundesliga convo

[grave glen]

who will win madrid vs city and arsenal vs bayern today

[paper spindle]

you?

no lol

[minor cloud]

I didnt dawg

Anyways

[grave glen]

i did

[minor cloud]

Uh

[paper spindle]

madrid

and bayern

100%

i bet u

[minor cloud]

Bayern

And ci-

[grave glen]

i want madrid to win

makes spain look stronger then england

[hazy hazel]

Hala madrid🤍🤍

[grave glen]

real madrid 1-0 man city
bayern 2-0 arsenal

if this comes out right

[minor cloud]

Hm

Les se

[valid fossil]

bold predictions

[grave glen]

i will say hala madrid to my madrid fan friends

[minor cloud]

HA!

Wat

[valid fossil]

city will have walker and kdb this time

[minor cloud]

Damn i cant say it

[valid fossil]

will be very interesting

[minor cloud]

Or i will become luis figo

[grave glen]

visca barca

[minor cloud]

Visca catalunya

[grave glen]

never will love a team more then barcelona

[hazy hazel]

Real m 3-2 city
Bayern 3- 1 arsenal

[valid fossil]

yeah thats more likely

[grave glen]

i dont think it will be banger after banger this time

[valid fossil]

i think we will definitely see a 3-2/2-3 in 1 of them

[grave glen]

also its etihad dont forget, gonna be hard

[minor cloud]

My brothers prediction
(He doesnt watch football)
Bayern 2-4 arsenal
Madrid 3- 9 city

[valid fossil]

💀

[grave glen]

MADRDI 3-9 CITY WHAT

[minor cloud]

Im trying not to laugh bratha

Im trying not to laugh

[hazy hazel]

He might be cookin🔥🔥

[valid fossil]

hire your bro to write the script 🙏

[grave glen]

arsenal 4-2 is delusion

maximum 2-1 arsenal victory if arsenal would win

[minor cloud]

Bro needs to be referew

[grave glen]

im the most unbiased ref ever trust

[minor cloud]

Fr

[grave glen]

atleast i dont give araujo a red card for a light foul

[minor cloud]

My cousins prediction
Arsenal 3-1 bayern
Madrid 4-3 city

Nah

What the

They hate bayern that much

[grave glen]

arsenal 3-1 bayern

not bad

[minor cloud]

Now for my moms prediction (doesnt watch football)

Imma ask her

[grave glen]

does your whole family randomly predict the most insane results

[minor cloud]

Yes

[grave glen]

crazy

[minor cloud]

Now im gonna ask her

[grave glen]

k lmk when do

[minor cloud]

She said bayern 3-2 arsenal

And madrid 10-9 city

What the

F-

[grave glen]

this happend if ref didnt make mistake in first leg

[grave glen]

this aint basketball!!

[minor cloud]

Fr

[minor cloud]

Now im gonna text my dad that actually watches football

And will get a ticket for the ucl

[grave glen]

dad ball knowledge is wild

[minor cloud]

Now lets see

[grave glen]

aight man lmk when he say

[minor cloud]

Oh he already texted me his predictions

3:00 am yesterday

[grave glen]

damn

[minor cloud]

Thas krazy

[grave glen]

my dad rages when atleti lost

hes an atleti fan

[minor cloud]

His predictions are
Bayern 3-4 arsenal
City 4-0 madrid

[minor cloud]

Same

[grave glen]

city 4-0 madrid

seems familiar

[minor cloud]

Nah im gonna cry bruh the hell is this predictions

[ocean granite]

Well

[minor cloud]

WAIT

I remember something

[grave glen]

madrid might be able to get out

[ocean granite]

Literally the sec leg last season bruh lol

[grave glen]

i dont want it to happen

but theyd have to pull something insane

i want madrid to win

[minor cloud]

Fr

[ocean granite]

Nah i don't think so its impossible

[grave glen]

even tho they have like 10 percent chance

[ocean granite]

Besides they're playing away

[grave glen]

i dont think its that low of a chance

[minor cloud]

Real

[grave glen]

if madrid hold out for a draw they have a shot in pens

i gotta go pray 🗣️

[minor cloud]

My dads prediction revived a chat

Thats krazy

[ocean granite]

Another 99% faith 1% hope moment???

[minor cloud]

Im gonna slep (no)

[ocean granite]

Go sleep

Its hard to be an Asian watching UCL at 3 am in the morning

[minor cloud]

No (Aight)

I need

To suffer

To watch someone win

(jk)

[ocean granite]

I literally did not sleep for 2 days already cause i fucked up the Madrid City schedule

[minor cloud]

Fr

[ocean granite]

Literally thought they're gonna play last night

[minor cloud]

Same

[grave glen]

visca barfa

barca

[minor cloud]

Les go

[grave glen]

@minor cloud https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1780623858925470161?s=46

https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1780623858925470161?s=46

[minor cloud]

Real

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1780622672285618203 a lot more people there than there was at City's "treble parade"

[minor cloud]

Trebel

[grave glen]

Wassup guys what games are coming?

[valid fossil]

el clasico on sunday

[real hull]

They dont know how to spell it cause they never won it😂

[minor cloud]

Trebel

[minor cloud]

Nah fr

Madrid never won a treble

Only a 3 peat

[real hull]

Lets not talk about that 🗿

[minor cloud]

Oh i forgot im a barca fan

[real hull]

😭

[minor cloud]

[tidal kettle]

Hala madrid guys

[feral eagle]

Bro wtfff

[grave glen]

😭😭

[real hull]

Why is blud muted💀

[uneven geyser]

no one saw what i said

my brother did that

[pseudo flicker]

Barcelona are considering selling Kounde to Chelsea

FC Barcelona may sell Jules Kounde, who is of interest to Chelsea according to Hitc Football, in the summer of 2024. This decision would be part of a busy transfer window for which the club is preparing. Kounde joined Barcelona in 2022 for €50 million and has played an important role in the squad, but his uncertain future could force him to leave, especially if Chelsea offer an attractive offer.

Source: Hitc football

[real hull]

Chelsea can get back to their place without him

[valid spade]

Please, any one give me link to watch match of real Madrid

[topaz crypt]

Julian is losing credibility by the day

[lunar ridge]

he can't wait for saturday

[obtuse mountain]

Is there a difference between the 22/23 and 23/24 Barca fourth kits or are they the exact same?

[shell hedge]

What about regular Yoda, is he a Valencia fan?

https://tenor.com/view/iodadance-gif-3213147622648570494

[lunar ridge]

ask him we should

[violet vigil]

Hala madrid ⚪️👑

[modern saffron]

Fuck off madrid

[iron marten]

Kyle Walker terrible

[grave glen]

wow

[iron marten]

Onside

[valid spade]

Link of goal ??

Link match Madrid?

[tired kettle]

where can i watch

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1780676237762912618

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

17 GOALS, 8 ASSISTS THIS SEASON

RODRYGO IS DIFFERENT!

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 7:14 PM

[valid spade]

+1

[grave glen]

him and vini have been great recently

hopefully stays that way

[shell hedge]

Rodrygo on left-flank >>>>>

[shell hedge]

Walker kept him on

Otherwise it would've been off

[iron marten]

I know

[tired kettle]

where ru guys watching

[iron marten]

TV

[tribal condor]

don't know about your country but here I'm watching on a free tv channel

[ashen thorn]

turbo I have a canadian link

just joshin'

[grave glen]

Will Madrid do it 👀

[grave glen]

1-1

[stoic flame]

Real Madrid did not even touch the ball properlly the whole game

:/

I was just waiting City to make a goal

[grave glen]

Extra time

[grave glen]

ft

[astral delta]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[placid mortar]

LETS GOOOO

real is winning ucl 1000000%

[real hull]

Brother u should see how yall played today 💀

Dont be sure yet

[bold totem]

Congrats Madrid

[tawny forge]

Lunin 💥

[stoic flame]

real madrid won

wow!!

lol

[stoic flame]

cassillas es mejor

no tengo dudas

[pale pecan]

🐐NIN

[grave glen]

lets not get ahead of ourselves

[real hull]

He carried yall today

Just imagine if kepa would have played instead of him

[grave glen]

would've been a repeat of last time

lol

[real hull]

Yh

Anyway madrid-bayern now

Crazy match

[teal prairie]

prime kane better come out

[teal prairie]

honestly i dont see it being competitive

bayern lost to a mid table team like last week

[real hull]

He aint doing shit against rudiger

[iron marten]

Congratulations to Real Madrid, despite playing terrible, they held their composure during the penalties, so respect to them

[teal prairie]

madrid won ucl already

cant wait for them to use 15 ucl in every argument now

[real hull]

They the favorites but u never know

[teal prairie]

nah its over

who tf is gonna beat them

[grave glen]

they prob favorites but not by much

[teal prairie]

you have dortmund who just arent good enough

you have psg who barely got past sociedad

[grave glen]

psg is disposing of them with ease

[grave glen]

they cooked you lot

[teal prairie]

and you have fucking bayern who couldnt even win farmers league

[real hull]

Bro we all thought we would barca-atm will be the semi final

[teal prairie]

none of them beating madrid

[real hull]

And didn’t happen

So u never know what happs

Happens

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-black-man-staring-black-men-staring-black-men-men-staring-gif-25096788

[teal prairie]

atm is the kryptonite of madrid

[real hull]

Bro was waiting this all time for this

I already forgot that i said that

💀

[shell hedge]

It's not going to be at the Wanda

It'll be at Wembley

[real hull]

Fr💀

[teal prairie]

so?

even better

its not gonna be at bernabeu

[real hull]

Bro 😭

Doesn’t matter where the game will be played

[teal prairie]

yea ucl is over man

we never get a good final

[real hull]

Rma have shown they can win the finals in every stadium possible

[teal prairie]

bayern vs dortmund would be a nice final

[pale pecan]

they are their own kryptonite as well 😂

[real hull]

Bayern tuchel 💀

They should pray they end up getting a draw at bernabeu

[teal prairie]

perfect final tbh would've been atletico vs bayern

[pale pecan]

so dortmund can give trophy to bayern and fullfil regular duty?

[teal prairie]

yep

[pale pecan]

now that they couldn't gift league title

[teal prairie]

better than watching psg shit the bed

and hand madrid the trophy

[real hull]

Didnt Dortmund just beat bayern last match

[teal prairie]

psg allergic to ucl

they dont have the quality to win one dude

their squad just isnt good enough

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1780716832481280433

B/R Football (@brfootball) on X

The Premier League in the UCL semifinals:

Man City 👋
Arsenal 👋

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 9:55 PM

[teal prairie]

same with dortmund

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-spy-x-family-anime-smug-smile-gif-26004332

[teal prairie]

realistically its

1. madrid
2. bayern
3. psg
4. dortmund

[real hull]

Halaand ghosted hard ngl

His out of form

His been ass recently

[real hull]

First match at allianz?

[pale pecan]

dude never shows up in big games

[real hull]

Yh

[shell hedge]

Apparently

[real hull]

Interesting

[shell hedge]

Only player suspended is Carvajal

Everyone else's cards are reset

[real hull]

Its kk

Militao is back

I think bayern might be hungry for revenge

For what happened in 2017

[teal prairie]

fr

for the biggest robbery in ucl history

bro next year ucl group stage is gonna be terrible

8 games against 8 different teams

• no more group stage draw

[real hull]

How will the gr be decided then

[pale pecan]

one group, like league or you could say no group

each team will face 2 teams from each pot

[real hull]

So there will be only 2 groups with 8 teams each?

[foggy cape]

https://youtu.be/MNn5qOprDAE?si=siatErC_Kp5dQSCu

[pale pecan]

no groups at all

[foggy cape]

Give that a watch

[real hull]

Then it should be all 16 teams facing each other for a top 8 place

[pale pecan]

32 teams

[grave glen]

Do you like Barcelona?

[real hull]

Yh

[real hull]

🙏💀

[pale pecan]

top 8 direct goes to r16
rest fight for remaining 8 spot

[real hull]

I dont like what uefa is cooking

[grave glen]

Barcelona 2009 Vs Real Madrid 2017 combined 11

Valdes or Navas

[opal obsidian]

more games more money

[real hull]

I didnt see barca 2009 play

[grave glen]

Fine let me change it

[pale pecan]

they basically copied super league

[real hull]

Lmaoo

[grave glen]

Barcelona 2015 Vs Real Madrid 2017 combined 11

Ter stegen or Navas

[opal obsidian]

ter rorist 😭

[real hull]

Ter stegen

[grave glen]

Dani alves or Carvajal

[real hull]

Alves

Not even close

[grave glen]

Mascherano or Sergio Ramos

[real hull]

Ramos

[grave glen]

Pique or Varane

[real hull]

This one is close

But im going with pique

[grave glen]

Alba or Marcelo

[real hull]

Pique ramos duo

Marcelo

[grave glen]

Busquets or Casemiro

[real hull]

Busquets

[grave glen]

Iniesta or Kroos

[real hull]

Iniesta

[grave glen]

Rakitic or Modric

[real hull]

Modric

[grave glen]

Neymar or CR7

[real hull]

Didnt xavi play?

[real hull]

Cr7

[grave glen]

Nuuu

[grave glen]

Messi or bale

[real hull]

He was subbed in second half

Mb

Messi

[grave glen]

Suarez or benzema

[real hull]

Suarez

[grave glen]

This combined 11 is all Barca l players except Ramos and Modric and Marcelo

And Ronaldo

That’s four

[real hull]

And zidane

As coach

Its close

But im choosing him

3 ucl in a row

[grave glen]

What’s your opinion on current Barca

[real hull]

We had up and downs this season

We cant keep the good form for the entire season

One bad loss destroys our momentum

[grave glen]

At least you’ll have a new Spanish club to go champions league with you Girona

[real hull]

Girona is performing bad in the end of the season

If they still keep the bad form they might actually get dropped to uel

Who knows

[grave glen]

Yup

[uncut dawn]

https://twitter.com/ChampionsLeague/status/1780719022473904629

UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) on X

Incredible quarter-finals 🤩

#UCL

Twitter · Apr 17, 2024, 10:04 PM

[fossil pier]

LEEEEEES GO REAL MADRID!

[brave bear]

Man real madrid lucky and rigged asf

[fossil pier]

stfu

[mint plaza]

Ngl

I doubt man city fans even care

[fossil pier]

man city fans are fans just because they won the champions league

[brave bear]

What's Calcio fan doing here

[novel lintel]

fr

[bold totem]

La liga is a finished league

Her name is La liga funnily enough

[plucky sierra]

bro what is this beef

[copper bison]

WAIT

WHAT

LMAOOOOOOOO

[fossil pier]

cap

[fossil pier]

wtf

💀

[plucky sierra]

NO LUNIN

?

[grave glen]

no lunin is criminal

[pale pecan]

bahahahahaha

[ashen thorn]

No way teddy

I'll ask you this

Rodri or De Bruyne?

Does this guy know ball?

[fading ember]

You didn’t even watch the match live and yet its the best moment in your life?

[stoic flame]

Real Madrid tebe mucha suerte

[stoic flame]

porque non topo en el balon en todo el juego

Real Madrid had a lot of lucky

cause City dominated the game

[opal obsidian]

lunin shouldve been MOTM instead of fede

[grave glen]

Yo

[primal trench]

Hala madrid

[grave glen]

Hala Madrid

I'm happy man

[primal trench]

lunin gave his life for that match

[primal trench]

fr, me too

[grave glen]

Al hilal lost and Real Madrid won 🔥🔥

No

We don't like Argentina

They were like 2023 ittihad 💛

Al Bulayhi

Yes he's a bitch

Yes

[analog night]

Madrid I's a winner

15

[grave glen]

Jude bellingham ucl 😘

[sour salmon]

harryy maguireeeeeee

[austere haven]

Greetings gentlemen

[tranquil cairn]

😭

[wet hare]

LUNIN WAS YASHIN IN THE 2ND LEG LIKE OMG AAAAA

[high badge]

Prime casillas 🔥

[uneven geyser]

bro

can you delete all the strikes i have
👉 👈

🙏

[foggy cape]

[uneven geyser]

you will be known as the BEST REF

if you do it

it took me a month to get image perms bruh i dont wanna loose them

[unreal bloom]

Some channels provide little no XP at all:

#1129695640180490240, #1131102158952091669, #1083985666343444520, #1086990333134520371, #1084028353977253909, #champions-league, #1118486619540946964

If you want to boost your XP and get picture permissions, you should do so by chatting in these channels:

:flag_es: #la-liga
:flag_it: #serie-a
:flag_de: #bundesliga
:flag_fr: #ligue-1
:flag_nl: #eredivisie-nl-chat
:flag_us: #us-soccer
:flag_au: #australian-leagues
#other-european-leagues
#south-american-football
#rest-of-world-leagues

To check how far you are from having image perms, use slash command /level 3 (using @tacit minnow in #bot-sandbox)

[slim magnet]

Hi

[uneven geyser]

hi

me and darwizzy tested it yesterday

works

[slim magnet]

Sure

Let's go

Pichichi award has lost its credibility 💀

[minor cloud]

Its gotta be the ref bro making more assists than kdb

[arctic cosmos]

koke is better than pedri so cool

[minor cloud]

Lewangoakski

[arctic cosmos]

Lewandowski

[topaz crypt]

Frenkie De Jong

[grave glen]

Lewa

Lmao

[minor cloud]

Real

[slim magnet]

Rael

[grave glen]

lewa dropping back into midfield thinking he’s busquets

[vestal mica]

midfield???

wtfff

[minor cloud]

Guess the player!
He played for rma and retired there
Came from chelsea
Likes eating burgers

[grave glen]

haz

[arctic cosmos]

hazard

[vestal mica]

hazzi

[grave glen]

waste of a career lowkey

[daring mantle]

eden hazard

[minor cloud]

Real

[topaz crypt]

Arda Guler soon

[arctic cosmos]

his not fat

like eden

[grave glen]

Alright i’ve got one

[topaz crypt]

De Jong should be sold

[grave glen]

La liga player

Recently retired

[daring mantle]

xavi

[topaz crypt]

I’ve got one too

[minor cloud]

Ngl bros already finished by the time hes 30

[topaz crypt]

Best winger in laliga
Tiburon
Best winger in the world

[arctic cosmos]

Raul garcia

[slim magnet]

Joaquin

[minor cloud]

Real

[slim magnet]

Meow

[daring mantle]

did he play for real madrid

[grave glen]

No

[daring mantle]

barca?

[minor cloud]

Eden hazard again?

Bruh

[grave glen]

No

[copper bison]

no more comparisons with modric

[minor cloud]

Sergio bazooka?

[daring mantle]

did he retire at laliga

[arctic cosmos]

but Raul garcia is set to retire at the end of the season at laliga

[slim magnet]

Is he hawt?

[daring mantle]

is it 2022-now? his retirement

[arctic cosmos]

yep

[minor cloud]

Its gotta be pau cubarsi at 2100

[arctic cosmos]

his ninth season

[grave glen]

Retired last year

So 2023-now

[minor cloud]

Eden hazard

[daring mantle]

is the club he retired at placed at top 5 in this season's laliga table

[slim magnet]

IDK

[minor cloud]

Is he a fataz

[slim magnet]

AWARDS HAVE LOST ITS CREDIBILITY

[minor cloud]

[arctic cosmos]

ballon dor so real

[daring mantle]

is he spanish

[minor cloud]

Its gotta be karim likes 15s

I mean benzema

[daring mantle]

joaquin?

[slim magnet]

lol

VISCA BARCA

VISCA CATALUNYA

[minor cloud]

Ayo?

[grave glen]

He spent most of his career elsewhere in europe

As a hint

[topaz crypt]

De jong got carried by busquets all these years

[arctic cosmos]

Pique

[minor cloud]

Nacho fernandez

?

Bravo iker who you

[daring mantle]

bravo retired?

[grave glen]

Ts is not that hard 😭

He spent the majority of his career in the prem

[minor cloud]

No he is on loan at real from leverkusen

[daring mantle]

Oh

[daring mantle]

is the club he retired at placed at least top 10 in laliga 23/24

[slim magnet]

Guess the player:

Legend
La Liga
Manchester United
First name starts with G and second name starts with P

Sure

[daring mantle]

okay

[slim magnet]

Total 5 players

?

@grave glen Just don't change the list at the end to troll us 💀

[grave glen]

@daring mantle David Silva

[daring mantle]

he retired??

bro I didn't know that

[grave glen]

Yeah he got a bad injury last season

[daring mantle]

5

3

[minor cloud]

Does a player still count on the team even tho hes just on loan?

[daring mantle]

4

[slim magnet]

😭

[daring mantle]

1

2

only r9 and messi switch

and perfect list

[minor cloud]

Its gotta be cristiano ronaldinho in ohio

Im gonna create my starting eleven

Gk Keylor navas

[slim magnet]

La Liga ain't giving me that much XP

But sure

[grave glen]

Ngl that’s probably already the correct ranking

Raul maybe lower than iniesta and xavi

[slim magnet]

.

[arctic cosmos]

messi soo better than ronaldo

[uneven geyser]

BRO ITS THE BEST ONE

football literally gives you 0