la-liga

[grave glen]

doesnt mean much

[shell hedge]

Who was their first loss to?

[glossy patio]

7-2 agg in their last 5 games lol

[manic blade]

inter

[teal prairie]

Atletico have lost 8 games in 2024

[manic blade]

and cadiz

[teal prairie]

Valencia

1-0

[manic blade]

pretty sure they lost to like betis as well

[teal prairie]

Yep

[grave glen]

yeah betis

3-1 i think

[floral panther]

so much losses

yet they say only Twice

[grave glen]

either way ft atleti 2 barca 2

[teal prairie]

That’s a world class save from ter stegen

[manic blade]

sevilla

[spring island]

What a save

[teal prairie]

Courtois ain’t saving that

[manic blade]

bilbao

[charred wadi]

he is lol

[manic blade]

real madrid too

[grave glen]

ofc hes not, because hes injured

[teal prairie]

He isn’t

[floral panther]

see him come back first

then judge

[charred wadi]

i cant believe there are people who think ter stegen is better than courtois

[manic blade]

and girona😭

[grave glen]

aint no way barca fans are telling us ter statue is better than courtois

[charred wadi]

genuinely not even a close debate

[teal prairie]

Ter stegen had like 10 more cleansheets than him last season

He’s miles clear

[floral panther]

TER STATUE

[teal prairie]

Courtois isn’t top 2 keepers

[floral panther]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[grave glen]

😭

[floral panther]

WHAT

[tepid sun]

the current rma goalkeeper is better imo

[floral panther]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm laughing

[charred wadi]

Mate ter stegen isnt even better than lunin 😭

[grave glen]

ter stegen aint even better than lunin in all honesty

[shell hedge]

Simeone throwing people out

[teal prairie]

Ter stegen outperformed his xG against while courtois underperformed his lmao

[grave glen]

the waffler

[glossy patio]

Atletico isn't finishing top 4

[teal prairie]

Meaning courtois made less saves than he was supposed to

[grave glen]

xg merchant

[teal prairie]

Meaning ter stegen better

[floral panther]

Where is Inaki Pena btw

[teal prairie]

He sucks

[grave glen]

Mats man

great saves

[teal prairie]

Inaki is worse than kepa

[urban night]

Tears how are Barca winning 2-0 with Xavi getting a red😭

[slender olive]

I agree, laliga is rigged for Barca

[grave glen]

Thats what I like to see from stegen

jesus

[urban night]

Why did he even get a red?

[teal prairie]

Idiot ref

[shell hedge]

Two yellows

[floral panther]

comedy

[grave glen]

Dunno why atletico always spread their cheeks when it comes to us

[floral panther]

as usual

We love Xavi for that

[teal prairie]

How did inter lose to this team

[shell hedge]

Corner

[floral panther]

Inter had no guts

[grave glen]

inter lost because theyre not barca

[feral eagle]

They fucked up

[shell hedge]

Skying their penalties

[teal prairie]

We have like 6 starters not in the game and we’re still winning

[grave glen]

atleti loves to give barca free points

[teal prairie]

Gavi, Pedri, de Jong, balde, cancelo, yamal

If we had them we’d be up like 5-0 by now

[grave glen]

pens

[urban night]

I saw people saying this year could be Simeone year after the draw and now he goes and is losing 2-0 lmao

[grave glen]

tbf if you had de jong youd be 6-0 down

[teal prairie]

Yea makes sense

[grave glen]

Unironically lol. They should be winning this. Our entire midfield is wiped out

They're home too, in whcih they lost only once this season

[tepid sun]

to us ?

[grave glen]

atleti is just weird like that

[teal prairie]

We have sergi Roberto dominating their midfield

[tepid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/remontada-cest-pas-possible-stephane-gif-11246056

his the reason we won

[teal prairie]

Roberto such a clutch merchant

Dude only scores against Madrid or in ucl

Or when we’re losing

[grave glen]

Guess it means we can only really care about the ucl for the rest of the season

[tepid sun]

dortmund > atletico

hopefully

[grave glen]

You wish Sonny

[teal prairie]

As of now ur not wrong tbh

[grave glen]

tbf barca prob wont get past psg

[teal prairie]

I’d rather play Atletico than Dortmund

[urban night]

How was Atlético been today? Performance wise

[shell hedge]

Poor

[teal prairie]

Honestly Kounde would lock Mbappe

[grave glen]

It’s cause we only do bad in league

[teal prairie]

Koundes been world class recently

[shell hedge]

Missed multiple chances in the first half

[grave glen]

In the ucl we are different

[tepid sun]

If mbappe isn’t in the mood Barcelona win ez

[teal prairie]

2nd leg at Montjuic it’s over

We’ll have Pedri frenkie back

[grave glen]

nah

[teal prairie]

Honestly I can’t see psg winning unless they beat us 4-0 in the first leg

[grave glen]

what in the overconfidence

[teal prairie]

Which is unlikely

[pure mortar]

barca will win 2-0 at parc de princes and make it 1-1 at home

[tepid sun]

Losers can’t cheer for a goal but a tackle

[teal prairie]

0 losses since January

[grave glen]

warra opposition

[little peak]

cheering for fouling felix

[shell hedge]

And none of those matches were against PSG

[pure mortar]

Barca will win ucl

[teal prairie]

Napoli x2

[pure mortar]

Calm down

[teal prairie]

Atletico x1

[grave glen]

napolass

[shell hedge]

Napoli are shit this season

[teal prairie]

Athletic club

[pure mortar]

Come on you barcelonasss

[grave glen]

best team you played against was athletic

[tepid sun]

Barcelona definitely making the final when they pass psg

[teal prairie]

With our worst 11

[shell hedge]

The only good team you've played against

[grave glen]

theyre gonna go out just like inter did

[tepid sun]

like at todays game

[pure mortar]

We need to replace our medical staff tho big time

[teal prairie]

I can’t see us losing to psg

[pure mortar]

christensen and cancelo picking up injuries in training

It s so stupid

[grave glen]

Can you hear it

Or feel it

[pure mortar]

We miss almost a whole 11

[grave glen]

if you can lose to villareal there is no doubt in my mind that psg can absolutely thrash barca

[teal prairie]

Honestly only way we can lose to psg is if Kounde or Araujo get injured

[teal prairie]

That Barca was completely different from now

[pure mortar]

Psg lost to amiens this season what r u on

[grave glen]

Or if mbappe locks in

[tepid sun]

i felt the psg downfall when rma send the contract to mbappe

[teal prairie]

Mbappe isn’t passing Araujo mate

[grave glen]

what am i reading

😭

[teal prairie]

Mbappe only scored 3 goals against dest and Lenglet

Over 2 legs

[pure mortar]

The truth

[grave glen]

This is the same mbappe we’re talking about

Kylian mbappe

dude said "only 3"

Not Ethan mbappe

Broo

what in the shameless

[teal prairie]

Against the worst back line in ucl

[grave glen]

Flop

[pure mortar]

mbappe will not pass araujo x2

[grave glen]

🙄

[tepid sun]

so the better mbappe not playing good

[teal prairie]

Mingueza Lenglet dest and fucking junior firpo

He only put 3 in

[pure mortar]

Junior firpo was enough to pocket mbappe last time

3-0 barca

Chill

[grave glen]

yeah bro mbappe sucks cuz he didnt score 6 goals over 2 legs

smh

[foggy cape]

Hahahahahahah

Jajajajjajaj

Pathetico

😹😹

[floral panther]

Nah

[shell hedge]

3-0

[floral panther]

THat's it

3-0

[grave glen]

Broo

simeone needs to be arrested for throwing

[teal prairie]

FERMIIIN

[floral panther]

Game Over

[charred wadi]

Ofc its that fucking peasant

[pure mortar]

fermij you can have my children

[proud grove]

xavi red = barca cook

[grave glen]

Come on ref

[charred wadi]

Never seen a side twerk for the opponent more man

[floral panther]

AThletico is actually getting cooked

[little peak]

3-0 LMAOO

[charred wadi]

Atletico you are so FUCKING DOGGGGG

[tepid sun]

we actually raw

[foggy cape]

[manic blade]

they are finished😭😭

[little peak]

WHO SAID BARCA WILL LOSE

[grave glen]

[teal prairie]

Lewa on 3 g/a today

[foggy cape]

Dog shit team

Pathetico

[floral panther]

said that Athletico gets owned

[grave glen]

We just beat the team that everyone thought was going to the ucl final and now this

[pure mortar]

it s not that atletico played rlly bad, they weren t exceptional by any means, but barca actually played good when they remembered they have balls

[grave glen]

We might as well just leave and go to live in the ucl stadium

[teal prairie]

That defending is atrocious

[charred wadi]

i literally cannot believe my eyes, atletico only play good against us

[grave glen]

Cause the league doesn’t even matter anymore

[grave glen]

who thought napoli was going to the ucl final 😭

[tepid sun]

@grave glen

[kind canopy]

Thats rze same Team that cooked inter in last UCLs Match?

[grave glen]

Inter

[urban night]

Tears it's 3-0 Atlético really do suck man😭

[shell hedge]

He's an Atletico fan

[tepid sun]

this guy

[teal prairie]

Nah we just good

[grave glen]

oh

[pure mortar]

BARCA! ARE! PLAYING! GOOD!

[charred wadi]

no theyre not

[pure mortar]

So hard to admit

[teal prairie]

Mate we have like 70 possession

[grave glen]

nah i dont think they werent going to the final

[teal prairie]

And like 2xG

[grave glen]

Xavi is out coaching Simeone... And he's not even on the sidelines.

[grave glen]

Everyone said it’d be Real Madrid man city or inter Milan

[charred wadi]

possession ≠ playing good

[pure mortar]

Xavi beat simeone 4times since he s barca s coach...pretty good ratio

[teal prairie]

Atletico 343 is getting killed by Barca 4 man midfield

[kind canopy]

No way Atletico is 5th now

[grave glen]

sure inter are a strong squad but i feel city arsenal or even psg would beat them

[tawdry wadi]

fermin lopez goal profile picture LMAOOOOOOO

[sick iris]

Ik that failed knee slide hurt

[grave glen]

City and Arsenal yes but with current psg no way

[grave glen]

goals maybe?

But Arsenal haven’t been in the ucl for years

[shell hedge]

Came from Atletico defending poorly

[grave glen]

This cubarsi performance is wonderful btw

[pure mortar]

I can t wait for barca to beat man city/real madrid 5-0 in the ucl final

[charred wadi]

Atletico literally left fermin, a 5'3 player alone in the box to let him score a header

[little peak]

Lol

[grave glen]

slow down

[grave glen]

Who let this little shrimp score a header

barca isnt making it past psg and you think theyre winning the final

turtle is a dangerous obstacle

[pure mortar]

Man utd did the same w messi in 2009

[grave glen]

Barca remain unbeaten away, nice

[pure mortar]

yes

[grave glen]

That is the Leo Messi

[tepid sun]

say that on April 12th

[grave glen]

This is just some little boy

[grave glen]

i will

[grave glen]

btw how is psg doing in ligue 1

[tepid sun]

you will see with your own eyes the truth

[grave glen]

All these ucl draws seem pretty fair no lie

[grave glen]

dominating as per usual

[tepid sun]

in the second leg

[sick iris]

Isn’t it April 10th?

[grave glen]

tbf no competition in ligue 1

[pure mortar]

Honestly barca have been putting in good performances for the past 2 months

[grave glen]

doesnt matter

[tepid sun]

he will probably watch the game the next day on a free site

[grave glen]

tbh whatever is going on now doesnt matter

[grave glen]

and lewa scores a dagger in the 89th!! to make it 1-7 to psg on aggregate!

[valid blaze]

Barça is on fire

[sick iris]

they are highlights warriors, never watching full games

[tepid sun]

let’s see you bark when Barcelona win

[pure mortar]

I can honestly see them giving madrid a hard time for the title if real drops points

[grave glen]

if the team doesnt stay in form on the specific qf day then all this good form/barca is on fire bs is going to shit

[grave glen]

i dont need to when i have paramount+

[valid blaze]

At their stadium

[grave glen]

ill be there to watch barca get dunked on live

[tepid sun]

Cool then

[valid blaze]

We have changed in defense

[pure mortar]

the non believers

[valid blaze]

And I think it because of the duo of Cubarsi and Araujo

[sick iris]

the tweet and deleters

[grave glen]

who do you support anyways

city?

ew

[valid blaze]

Barça Barça Barça

[grave glen]

no

[pure mortar]

Honestly christensen as a cdm provided that extra security we needed. Also cubarsi is very good at getting the balls away using his long passes

[grave glen]

then?

[valid blaze]

Exactly

[pure mortar]

With fermin on the field we re more dynamic as well, i love pedri but sometimes he slows the game down too much, i d rather have fermin for opening up defenses like atletico's

[valid blaze]

Hope we can try to get to the finals of the champions league

How many matches would Xavi miss now

[pure mortar]

Even semi finals would be achievement enough, but if we finally get to the final, i cannot see us not winning it, especially if it s against real or city

[pure mortar]

1 me thinks

[valid blaze]

Was it a straight red card or two yellows

[shell hedge]

Two yellow

[pure mortar]

Straight red

[tepid sun]

two

[pure mortar]

Woo rlly?

[shell hedge]

Should only be suspnded for Las Palmas

[pure mortar]

How tf do u manage to get 2 yellows for the same reason

Tigrinho on

[shell hedge]

Because it's Xavi

[valid blaze]

So Barça is facing who next

[pure mortar]

Las palmas

[shell hedge]

Las Palmas

But it's not going to be for two weeks

[valid blaze]

Wow

[grave glen]

1 match ban

[drifting jolt]

Oh hey atletico being owned by barca again

[marble axle]

How is Hector Fort playing

[shell hedge]

Atletico folded

[marble axle]

I want to watch the game but idk how to watch legally in Canada

[tepid sun]

don’t we just are attacking nonstop

[shell hedge]

Xavi putting kids on

[little peak]

CASADOOO

[floral panther]

Barcelona guarantees their 2nd place in Laliga

[shell hedge]

If Girona don't win their return match

This only puts them in second throughout the international break

[little peak]

children fc

my club

[shell hedge]

Why not

You're 3-0 up, 83 minutes in

Might as well

[slender olive]

You’re just salty bc you couldn’t beat them

[shell hedge]

We beat Atletico this season

[teal prairie]

Busquets regen is on the field

Marc Casado

[tepid sun]

fr

[marble axle]

How are teams folding to Barca’s teenage babies

[floral panther]

barca masterclass today

[slender olive]

Not in the league nor in 90 minutes tho

[shell hedge]

Still won the match

[teal prairie]

Atletico fucking us in the transfer window 🤝 Us destroying them in the league

[grave glen]

This Araujo Cubarsi performance

Sexy

[slender olive]

Then what about the other 3 times

[tepid sun]

[shell hedge]

[glossy patio]

Asstletico

[teal prairie]

How did they not score

[shell hedge]

Atletico missed another sitter

[teal prairie]

Lmao

[grave glen]

💪

[little peak]

MISS

[grave glen]

Stegens aura made em miss another sitter

[little peak]

athletico can't score

[silent gorge]

How's Fraudletico doing?

[shell hedge]

Losing 3-0

[floral panther]

FrAuDleTicO

3-0 Tletico

[silent gorge]

Not even a single goal?

[floral panther]

no

[foggy cape]

Pathetico for a reason

[shell hedge]

Missed every chance

[floral panther]

they ghosted

[silent gorge]

Where's Greaseman?

[shell hedge]

non-existent

[tepid sun]

the defenders got him

[silent gorge]

Lol why does Atletico always sell against Barca?

[pure mortar]

Rubbed one out during this

[silent gorge]

Every time

[foggy cape]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-nouns-ghost-ghost-lil-nouns-nouns-halloween-gif-26970338

[tepid sun]

we just better

[shell hedge]

Watch your language

[tepid sun]

peak vs mid

[grave glen]

I dont blame u. Cuba is a gem. Him and Araujo are wonderful together

[marble axle]

They sit down when daddy’s home

[tepid sun]

Real Madrid lose to them because it’s mid vs mid

[pure mortar]

Inappropriately touched myself because of the amazing defensive performance of our cb parnership duo. Better?

[shell hedge]

No it's because Simeone knew how to keep players like Bellingham out

[foggy cape]

[tepid sun]

so felix > beli

[shell hedge]

Simeone's not a bad manager

[digital arch]

🗣️🔥 💯

[foggy cape]

Felix is just too ass for anyone to predict lol

[pure mortar]

i want roque to score so bad

[foggy cape]

I want a savic og

[rose torrent]

Barça 3-0

[tepid sun]

always scoring against him tho

[little peak]

2 fuals

fouls

I can't fucking spell bye

[pure mortar]

Good lewa performance today btw

[tepid sun]

don’t hate the player hate the game

[shell hedge]

3+

[grave glen]

Best performance by disney this season

[rose torrent]

Lewagoalski

[little peak]

people leaving

[shell hedge]

Found his level

[foggy cape]

He will now disappear for the next few games

[shell hedge]

Joselu's level is Getafe

[grave glen]

Xavi unlocked his wing gimmick, Ive seen enough

[tepid sun]

got scammed by atletico . promised their fans the win only to lose

[foggy cape]

Barrios a fraud ?

[tepid sun]

3-0

[pure mortar]

PENALTY

[marble axle]

How did Cubarsi play?

[pure mortar]

Pls let roque take the pen lewandonkey

[grave glen]

Pen lol

Let Roque take it

[little peak]

red card

[silent gorge]

Lol

[shell hedge]

I think the Atletico player got sent off

[marble axle]

Who’s taking!!

[grave glen]

Its off actually

[urban night]

Wtf lol

[grave glen]

lemme see

[drifting jolt]

If that went in 😭

[pure mortar]

Yea molina got sent off

[grave glen]

Hes likely offside

[pure mortar]

And it s not offside

[silent gorge]

Absolutely hilarious

[little peak]

offside

wait tf

[grave glen]

Red

[foggy cape]

😭😭

[manic blade]

molinas off

[drifting jolt]

Almost the greatest goal ever scored

[pure mortar]

NO PEN??

Free kick???

Huhhh

[little peak]

it was off

[drifting jolt]

RED

[grave glen]

Its on

[little peak]

rightM

?

ITS ON?

[drifting jolt]

NO OFFSIDE

[foggy cape]

It’s on

[shell hedge]

Red card but outside the box

[grave glen]

Its on, just not a pen

[pure mortar]

That s gotta be the most inside the boz outside the box foul ever

[urban night]

Tears lol

[foggy cape]

Pathetico jajajajajajajajajaj

[drifting jolt]

Romeu should take this for the banter

[grave glen]

red atleti looool

[foggy cape]

[marble axle]

Pen or no pen?

[silent gorge]

Rolling the red carpet for Barca literally

[shell hedge]

No

[pure mortar]

Lewa you donkey

[tepid sun]

@grave glen opinions on saying you will destroy Barcelona in ucl and the league ?

[grave glen]

atleti is so bad

[foggy cape]

Nope 🙂‍↔️

[drifting jolt]

Out

[little peak]

no pen

[grave glen]

focus on inter

[tepid sun]

they ball

[shell hedge]

FT

[tepid sun]

no need

[shell hedge]

Barcelona spend the international break in second

gg

[pure mortar]

Mvp lewa

[teal prairie]

FT

[pure mortar]

We love to see this

[silent gorge]

Bilbao stays 4th

[grave glen]

Second place, lovely

[little peak]

We love to see it

[grave glen]

Goodbye shitty Girona

[teal prairie]

Why tf did Molina even do that lmao

[shell hedge]

@little peak It's international break now

[marble escarp]

Jugadors! Seguidors!
tots units fem força!

[teal prairie]

Dude just didn’t want roque to score

[young igloo]

Gg

[little peak]

?

[shell hedge]

If you don't watch national team football, you have two weeks off

[young igloo]

Fr

[teal prairie]

Why get sent off when ur 3-0 down

[pure mortar]

He was already on a yellow still, maybe he wanted to clear the eventual suspension

[grave glen]

Bum decided to take a red instead of giving vitor his goal

[silent gorge]

Wait, Xavi got sent off?

What for?

[little peak]

Yes

[marble escarp]

Blaugrana al vent

un crit valent

tenim un nom el sap tothom

Barça, Barça, Baaarça!

[pure mortar]

In the 1sr half

[little peak]

arguing with ref

[pure mortar]

Average xavi moment

[teal prairie]

Still they have Villarreal next

[young igloo]

Exactly, atm is going to lose either way

[foggy cape]

https://x.com/optajose/status/1769478711768703405?s=46 @grave glen

OptaJose (@OptaJose) on X

3 - @lewy_official 🇵🇱 is the first player to be involved in at least three goals in an away @LaLigaEn match against #AtléticoDeMadrid since Cristiano Ronaldo in November 2016 (G3), the sixth to do so in the 21st century in the competition. Feat.

Twitter · Mar 17, 2024, 9:39 PM

[shell hedge]

That was your last match before the international break started

Now the team separates

[mint plaza]

WE WILL KEEP OWNING THIS CLUB FOR YEARS

CMON

[teal prairie]

Barca haven’t lost to Atletico since 2021

[grave glen]

Basically Disney owns them now

[teal prairie]

[feral eagle]

Gg Barca fans

[pure mortar]

I love being a barcelona fan we are winning ucl and beating liverpool bayern and real madrdis combined in the final 1vs3 9-0 let s gooo

[feral eagle]

Destroy Paris for the sake of LaLiga

[marble axle]

I just want De Jong to come back so that we can ball against PSG

[little peak]

hes expected to come back

[pure mortar]

We will bomb paris like it s 1942

[marble axle]

Bruh

[mint plaza]

An actual great away win against good opposition

😭

[little peak]

brother chill 😭

[mint plaza]

It's beautiful

[pure mortar]

Actual xaviball game

[iron marten]

Atlético Madrid fans got humiliated and embarrassed in their own stadium while mocking Joao before the game

[little peak]

RAPHA INJURED

[pure mortar]

Bruh

[little peak]

ok wait

maybe not

[pure mortar]

We playing paris with the under 13s

[little peak]

we shall see

[shell hedge]

Two weeks to recover

None of us play again until the end of the month

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/barcacentre/status/1769483825933857225?s=20

[iron marten]

Humiliated and embarrassed is all we can say

0-3

[mint plaza]

I'm so fuckin happy man

Immaculate win

[kindred stag]

They're so down bad they cheered when savic got a yellow card for tackling him😭

[floral panther]

At home as well

Humiliated AND Embarassed at HOME !! 3-0

[pale pecan]

told ya

atletico is barca's bitch

[teal prairie]

Xavi as a player only received 3 red cards in 20 years

[floral panther]

Athletico always owned by barca

[teal prairie]

In 2 years of coaching Xavi received 3 red cards

[floral panther]

As a coach he now receives them frequently

[teal prairie]

Shows how much the league changed

[floral panther]

Should've stayed a player for more years

[teal prairie]

If ancelotti told a ref to kill himself he’d get a warning

[floral panther]

Maybe he would have helped messi in 2019

[teal prairie]

Honestly if we had yamal in 2019 we’d win ucl

[pale pecan]

💀

[teal prairie]

Instead of dembelshit

[teal prairie]

Even if we had ferran fucking Torres in 2019

[pale pecan]

if we had di stefano and puskas in 18 we would have won everything

[teal prairie]

We would’ve knocked out Liverpool

And killed spurs in the final

[floral panther]

Yamal 10 years old going professional with a spanish club in Champions league be like

[teal prairie]

So ur saying yamal and Torres are as good as puskas and di stefano

[pale pecan]

if we had r9 and zidane in 23 we would have beat city

[teal prairie]

Didn’t know yamal and Torres are the top 3 strikers oat

[little peak]

😭

are real madrid fans always like this

[teal prairie]

What is dude yapping about

[tepid sun]

most of the time

[teal prairie]

I bring up ferran torres and he brings up r9

[floral panther]

Breh

[pale pecan]

if we had signed mbappe and kdb and haaland in 1966 we would have won 6th european cup

[little peak]

you seeing this tho 😭 😭 😭

[floral panther]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

STOP IT I CAN'TTTT

1966 is exactly the year my dad was born

BRUH

[teal prairie]

Honestly if Mbappe played in 1966 he’d have 10 ucl and 10 ballon dor

No lie

[little peak]

tell ur father to play for real madrid

cant be worse than hazard

[grave glen]

he'd be better than most barca players i'd bet

[floral panther]

I would
My entire household is madridista

[teal prairie]

Swear Mbappe top speed is faster than the world record in 1966

[pale pecan]

i can say anything like if wr had that year that year that would have happened?
but we didnt had and they didnt had , so whats the point of assuming shit?

[tepid sun]

if I had 2 dollars I could’ve gotten that candy bar vs if I had 100 million dollars I would buy crypto . type of argument

[teal prairie]

I’m making a 1% difference

Ur making a 1000% difference

U just compared Torres to fucking r9

[pale pecan]

yes, i can assume anything

[little peak]

you both just stop 😭

[teal prairie]

That’s like saying if Barnsley had r9 and Pele they would win a treble

Just nonsense

[little peak]

listen bro I like u but calm down @teal prairie

[teal prairie]

Lmao

[pale pecan]

if tibo alaba mili hadnt torn aclwe would be invincible till now this season

[little peak]

its like clown v clown now

[teal prairie]

Cap

[grave glen]

me when i fall for the most obvious bait of all time

[little peak]

legit

[teal prairie]

Milli would be a downgrade for Madrid

[tepid sun]

if* if*

[teal prairie]

He sucks

[little peak]

dont be a fish

be a whale

[pale pecan]

to nacbo?

[teal prairie]

Yes lmao

I was upset when mili got injured

[pale pecan]

💀

[teal prairie]

He has like 3 own goals for us in el clasico

[floral panther]

If we had R9 (The nazarus) Last year we would have cooked Citeh 8-0 in UCL

[teal prairie]

In like 3 seasons

[floral panther]

Believe it or not !

[tepid sun]

@little peak get the food ready

[pale pecan]

classico is coming, dont worry

[little peak]

💀

[tepid sun]

they might argue for 3 hours

[little peak]

popcorn time

[teal prairie]

Sadly lord Militao won’t be there to save us

[tepid sun]

y’all losing

[marble axle]

Do we have any separate channels to talk about the best club in the world

[tepid sun]

Barcelona yes

[marble axle]

Aka barca

[little peak]

barcelona cause theyre the best

[floral panther]

I'm litterally Joining 🍿
I can mess around if you want

[teal prairie]

#barcelona

[pale pecan]

username is valid

[little peak]

(im crying)

[grave glen]

barca isn't even clear of argentinos juniors in terms of legacy

[little peak]

its gonna be funny let it fight out

[pale pecan]

ok we will be there

[tepid sun]

obviously

[little peak]

@teal prairie @pale pecan yall forgot about mili?

[tepid sun]

@little peak cook

[real hull]

Is he still at madrid😭

[teal prairie]

The day Mili leaves will be a sad day for barca

[floral panther]

Militao is coming back
Yall forgot about Gavi 💀

[little peak]

RAAH GAVI WILL WIN EVERYTHING NEW YEAR

[tepid sun]

YEAH AND BARCELONA WILL WIN A TREBLE

[little peak]

fifa best, fifa womans best, golden boot, golden ball, golden ball feminine

[teal prairie]

Gavi clears every teenage midfielder

[little peak]

SEXTUPLE 🔥

motm every match

[tepid sun]

EVEN BETTER

[little peak]

MY GOAT

his presence made everyone in athletico afraid

[floral panther]

Well, congratulasians in advance

[teal prairie]

Gavi will cause Militao to shit himself

[little peak]

LMAOO

[tepid sun]

thanks thanks

[pale pecan]

classico april 22nd
so far away, more than one month 😴

[tepid sun]

I will enjoy it

[floral panther]

You too

[teal prairie]

Good, meaning frenkie Pedri will be inform again

[little peak]

😭

[teal prairie]

And we won’t have to start Roberto

[pale pecan]

or injured again

[little peak]

roberto clutch tho

[pale pecan]

frequency is there

[teal prairie]

Frenkie never gets injured

[tepid sun]

actually crazy that Bayern won 6 trophies

[teal prairie]

Tbh

[shell hedge]

Him and Courtois are expected back after the break

[tepid sun]

in a season

[teal prairie]

Frenkie only gets injured if Pedri and gavi aren’t injured

[little peak]

praying on bayerns downfall so we dont get humiliated again

[teal prairie]

Good

[little peak]

KDB VS COURTOIS 🔥

[teal prairie]

Can’t wait for Kdb to smash the ball in the top corner

[little peak]

wait

[pale pecan]

from bench?

[floral panther]

Nah you will get owned no matter what, cuz bayern is bayern

[tepid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-felix-joao-felix-joao-goat-gif-14675208216980326976

[little peak]

didnt felix's wife cheat on him with like 4 dudes

[tepid sun]

he there to stop them

[little peak]

harry kane effect 🥶

[teal prairie]

And Haaland to score a karate kick while being 6 feet above the ground

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1766433637765898692
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1768832753779290582

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨🎙| Ancelotti: "Militão and Courtois will be BACK afte the international break."

Twitter · Mar 9, 2024, 11:59 AM

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) on X

⚪️🔙 Real Madrid have planned for internal friendly games during the international break to test Thibaut Courtois and Éder Militão’s conditions.

Ancelotti and the medical staff want both of them definitely back in April, but without taking any risk.

Twitter · Mar 16, 2024, 2:52 AM

[little peak]

whatever happens that man must go trophyless

[pale pecan]

haaland never scores in big matches,
ok

[teal prairie]

Coman to barca after he doesn’t win a league title

Please

[tepid sun]

he will win something next season definitely

[teal prairie]

Alright buddy

[little peak]

nah ill make him retire

[pale pecan]

all finals semis 0 goal 😂

[tepid sun]

make mbappe go as well

[little peak]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RETIRE BEFORE WINNING ANYTHING IT'LL BE SO FUNNY

[floral panther]

This is not funny

[teal prairie]

Still would smash ur back line

[little peak]

if we does win he should go all out

[little peak]

brother

[tepid sun]

says the corny guy

[little peak]

how is scoring 50 goals in one season and not winning not funny

tragic comedy

honestly i dont even feel bad after that much, its like damn

[floral panther]

Its mean for a player who's been playing for years to just be made fun of winning no trophies

He likes to play football

[little peak]

ok true

but

[floral panther]

Not forcefully winning

[little peak]

yk what i hope england wins the next wc withharry kane

no ucl, no league cups nothing

one trophy thats the world cup

would be a fire retirement story 🥶

script writers please hire me

[floral panther]

[teal prairie]

More chance of Barca winning ucl

[shell hedge]

The World Cup would break the streak

[little peak]

ok back on laliga topic

[teal prairie]

I write the scripts

[little peak]

Barca winning this ucl frfr

6-0 final vs man city

we will be there

[tepid sun]

Bayern winning

[teal prairie]

Nah Araujo vs Haaland will be fun

[teal prairie]

Arsenal gonna break the curse

[floral panther]

You write shite

[little peak]

this is art

[teal prairie]

I predicted like 6/8 of the qf

[tepid sun]

mid vs peak this season when it comes to arsenal

[shell hedge]

They don't need Haaland to score

[teal prairie]

Yea hence why we gonna lose

[little peak]

arsenal are so fucking funny

[teal prairie]

💀💀

[tribal dragon]

Roadrunner almeria bound

[little peak]

ngl

[teal prairie]

Valverde overrated

He don’t start for Barca this season

[little peak]

barca cooks man city, 7-0 finals

i will be there

(we will be knocked out by psg)

[tepid sun]

true

de jong >

[little peak]

ding dong my precious

i want him back

[teal prairie]

Fermin been class this season icl

Swear Fermin has a better minutes per goal ratio than Bellingham

[tepid sun]

his a rm

[little peak]

honestly if he improves his first touch and passing ability he will cook

like not joking

[shell hedge]

Wouldn't degrade himself in the first place

[little peak]

who degrading whom

[shell hedge]

Valverde wouldn't degrade himself by going to Barcelona

[tepid sun]

Valverde would be trash af at any other team

[little peak]

nah trust he'll come

reverse luis figo

we should bench him 🔥 🔥

and loss

[tepid sun]

he not starting at arsenal for example

[teal prairie]

Goal every 227
Goal every 304
Guess which one is Bellingham and guess which one played in Spains 3rd division last season

[little peak]

😭 ok turn off his gas

[teal prairie]

Lmao

[little peak]

he burning down the whole building

[teal prairie]

Nah but u can’t lie Fermin is impressing

[teal prairie]

I honestly expected him to be the new sergi Roberto

[little peak]

yeah but fermin also does fermin things

[little peak]

😭

LMAO

[teal prairie]

Gavi from real betis is wild

[little peak]

CUBARSI FROM GIRONA

[teal prairie]

There’s clips of him at La Masia when he was 8 years old

Lmao

[little peak]

😭 😭

brother didnt even debut this season untill half way through

[teal prairie]

Bro thinks he’s Eric Garcia or smth

U think we should sell Garcia

[little peak]

is this frfr?

[teal prairie]

Ye tbh

[little peak]

i cant find it 😭

[teal prairie]

Sell Garcia and put Mika Faye in his place

[shell hedge]

Ironic considering this is what happens when Barcelona tries to "buy them"
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745115579412774963/1219060494300614797/RR-SPORTS-GRAPHIC-BARCA-v5.webp?ex=6609ed8e&is=65f7788e&hm=69472cc36715f92ca2d96a95b52395aa9f73d435094587829f2c434183d91458&=&format=webp&width=532&height=1254

[unreal veldt]

No idea I just found the screenshot

[tough tide]

Boateng

[teal prairie]

The last time Barca beat Atletico Madrid 3-0 was in 2011

Barca won ucl at wembley in 2011

Ucl 2024 final is at wembley

Anything pre Laporta is bullshit

All shit business

Except Pedri de Jong

[little peak]

https://twitter.com/LukeACF/status/1769372262006693934?t=N8P2zF6O7hR3czjhD7Mb-w&s=19

Luke (@LukeACF) on X

@BarcaSpaces @FabrizioRomano Just like you bought Gavi from Real Betis, Pedri from Las Palmas and Cubarsí from Girona.

Twitter · Mar 17, 2024, 2:36 PM

found it

[teal prairie]

Vidal was a good deal tbh

[tough tide]

Paulinho man

[teal prairie]

Paulinho was an idiotic situation

Why did we buy him then let him go

[little peak]

Bartomeu was a legit madrid spy

[teal prairie]

He was good but why did we sell

[little peak]

HOW DO YOU PAY JOURNALIST TO ROAST YOUR OWN PLAYERS

AND BLAME THEM

😭

[teal prairie]

Umtiti was also a steal

[tough tide]

Alcacer wasn’t half bad either

[teal prairie]

22m for a world class cb

[tough tide]

One of my favorite strikers

[teal prairie]

When I was little I used to think denis Suarez and Luis Suarez were related

So I used to overhype denis Suarez

[tough tide]

Denis had potential

so did Malcolm, who I thought was actually decent

[teal prairie]

Todibo for 1m and then sold with a future sale % was W business

Todibo could easily go to prem for like 40m

Maybe more

Top 3 cbs in ligue 1 right now

He said he would be happy coming back to Barca but we don’t need him

[tough tide]

Barca really went out on a spree every year for 5 seasons

[little peak]

thank god barta is gone

I want him IN JAIL

[shell hedge]

And blames Tebas for them being broke

[little peak]

ok not dead too far

[teal prairie]

Tebas sent a secret agent

So tbh it is his fault

He allowed it to happen

Then suddenly when we get rid of bartomeu and we get an actual president we suddenly have all these financial restrictions

[mint plaza]

Had to experience this since early 2018 😭

[tough tide]

It’s hard to deal with buying expensive players like Coutinho who didn’t reach expectations and have no reason to actually defend yourself other than we wanted him

[teal prairie]

How come bartomeus Barcelona were allowed to spend freely all they want on bullshit transfers

Makes no sense to me

[tough tide]

Honestly surprised Barca didn’t get hit with FFP

Broke the market like twice

been over inflated ever since

[earnest plaza]

Barcelona destroying atletico

Where is the weird part?

[mint plaza]

We will continue owning them for years

We snapped their home streak

[opal obsidian]

twice

🤣🤣🥶

we are the bayern of atletico

[mint plaza]

Pretty much 😭

[tough tide]

when will simeone change his tactics

[mint plaza]

Mannnnn

I wish Safe was here bruh

[earnest plaza]

For real

We have a better Match history against atletico than Madrid with atletico

[teal prairie]

Atleast he upgraded from the 5 back nonsense

Hold the game at 0-0 then score a bs header in the 90+5 and win the game

[late hare]

did ronaldinho have a shortname, like cr7 or something similar?

[manic blade]

gone but not forgotten

[mint plaza]

🙏

[pale pecan]

simply dinho

[earnest plaza]

Best pfp i saw here

Drip

Like it should be

[dark musk]

barca 2nd‼️

let’s goo for first now🔥🗣️

[dark musk]

😂😂

[floral panther]

[pure crest]

Barca’s win yesterday tho

Lewandoski 3 g/a

9.7 rated

[brazen solstice]

Coutinho and griezman I will never forget as they ruined our club

[pure crest]

Gundogan was on fire tho 🔥

[fossil lynx]

Valverde hasn't been benched in 286 days. Beast

[pale pecan]

he has played every game

[fossil lynx]

yeah

[pale pecan]

our engine

[mint plaza]

You know what's even more crazy

[shell hedge]

How's that crazy?

Fulham are a good team

[tawdry prairie]

spurs fans shouldnt banter barcelona, you never won against us🤡

[brazen solstice]

Talk when your club has won a trophy

[fossil lynx]

Did you know it's the first time in the PL since 2013

[fossil lynx]

Hi, I'm talking, because we have

[grave glen]

barca beat atletico 🔥

[brazen solstice]

Have you also found out that Messi left Barcelona

[grave glen]

this is why Iniesta is the Goat of midfielders No overated modric or zidane

[devout geyser]

Hopefully Atletico go on a slump or something

[pale pecan]

they are highly inconsistent this szn, my money is on athletic to qualify

[earnest plaza]

you cant replace neymar.

[calm sentinel]

everyone who wanna join madrid academy

[spark socket]

Real question does anyone remember Gravesen?

[manic carbon]

Assalamualaikum

[feral eagle]

Zidane overrated ?

Bro someones here don’t watch football

They’re watching it on Disney +

Just watch the whole game in the World Cup 2006 between France and Brazil and you will know

[grave glen]

nah you rattled them 😭😭

[fossil lynx]

Shush 😭

[kindred stag]

Doesn't matter, Girona are going down

[tawdry prairie]

girona are ending 4th,rest

[jade elk]

not after mitrovic left

they're a midtable team

[sleek echo]

I’d really like to see bilbao finish 3rd

[tawdry prairie]

Unfortunately atletico will.

[dark musk]

atltico can do something at ucl tho

[sleek echo]

Nah they won’t, they’re too far off, they’ll finish 4th

[dark musk]

i want atltico to finish at 3rd place too

[sleek echo]

why

I wanna see a new team in the top 3

[onyx temple]

atheltic club

they are currently in great form

demolished both barcelona and atletico

[sleek echo]

yh

Hope they get ucl

(top 4)

[onyx temple]

yeah we know that

but fr, if they get ucl football

i think it would make this season a GREAT laliga season

girona surprise

bilbao surprise

and mallorca wins the cdr?

that would make spain very competetive

[sleek echo]

a season to remember if all that happens

[grave glen]

Girona somehow dropping out of top 4 making way for both Bilbao and Atletico?

We will be there

[grave glen]

no way girona sell that hard

if im not mistaken theyre still like 6 points ahead of athletic

[sleek echo]

yeah and 7 points ahead of atletico lol

[kindred stag]

They will

[harsh bluff]

yo people
who know actual ball
join vc
i wanna do a ranking of youngsters from few years ago in a tierlist

[kindred stag]

They have barca, atleti, Betis, Las Palmas, Villareal, valencia coming up

And I honestly cannot see them getting wins in atleast 3 of those

[grave glen]

Ouch, they have tougher fixtures than us

[manic carbon]

Assalamualaikum

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1769787900235837761?t=6GRMydgKfgo6j6-Ajz77-g&s=19
https://fxtwitter.com/brfootball/status/1769797939252064634

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse) on X

🚨🇫🇷 BREAKING & OFFICIAL: Antoine Griezmann leaves the France national team camp due to injury.

His record of 84 consecutive games over the past 7 years with the national team has officially come to an end.

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 6:08 PM

[earnest plaza]

???

Fake?

[fading gale]

are fc andorra by default the biggest andorran club in terms of fan support?

[tawdry prairie]

ye

also this isnt related to laliga

go to other leagues

[fading gale]

fc andorra are second division in spain, its definitely the right channel lol

[lunar ridge]

lucho is back on twitch

vamooos

[solid heath]

wait

almeria won

wow

[pseudo flicker]

Barcelona won 3-0 against Atl. Madrid in the 29th round of LaLiga

Joao Félix beat Atlético again and Barcelona are in second place (3-0 to Barcelona). Barça achieved a significant victory at the Metropolitano Stadium, moving Girona to third place. Joao Félix took revenge on his former club, scoring a goal in the first half (38'). Robert Lewandowski (47') and Fermín Lopez (65') emphasized Barcelona's dominance by scoring further goals. Barcelona coach Xavi received a red card and was sent off (42'). Atlético Madrid lost ground in the Champions League, finishing fifth in the table. Atleti lost their first match at the Metropolitano in over a year. Barça woke up after the chances of Raphinha and Fermín Lopez. Joao Félix scored again for his former team after a great move by Ilkay Gündogan. Xavi's dismissal complicated Barcelona's situation. Robert Lewandowski became the hero of the match, scoring another goal for Barcelona. Fermín Lopez's third goal sealed the match in favor of Barcelona. The carousel of changes ended the match after a red card for Nahuel Molina after a foul on 19-year-old Vitor Roque (90+2'), and Barcelona won an important victory before further challenges. Robert Lewandowski was the man of the match with a rating of 9.6.

[grand jackal]

its only atletico chill out

[jade elk]

theyre ass

i've been saying this for a while

their purple patch ran out

[grand jackal]

they been 2nd place for a bit too much barca really took that disrespectfully

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1769826043563544806
https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1769340657280196794

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 Osasuna fans chanted ‘Vinicius d**’ yesterday. Carvajal told the referee to listen to the crowd, but the referee did nothing. @MovistarFutbol

In the referee’s report regarding the crowd’s behaviour, he did not make any note of it. @marca

Twitter · Mar 17, 2024, 12:31 PM

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1769705151122542853 well at least our Spanish players and our Brazilian players won't have to worry about the flight home after the break

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🇧🇷🗣 Vinicius, ahead of the game against Spain: "It will be a great emotion to be able to play at the Bernabéu, my home. It's always good to play against the best."

Twitter · Mar 18, 2024, 12:39 PM

Spain and Brazil's last match is at the Bernabeu

Vinicius and them are literally playing at home

[ripe gyro]

if

u say

“the la liga”

please stop watching this league

[pure crest]

Good morning

[pale pecan]

how about the la liga league?

[final meteor]

I'm going to Mestalla :D

Sempre amunt Mallorca!

[earnest plaza]

la la liga

lala

[last dirge]

Hala Madrid

[eager tide]

Thanks Deep

[tender solstice]

realest

[kindred stag]

He will leave on a free soon enough

[eager tide]

Told you that this would make Some Real Madrid Fans Angry for Signing vini to Darmstadt

Btw Hala Darmstadt

[kindred stag]

If he wants to leave for a bigger club, so be it

[eager tide]

Ok?

[ripe gyro]

if u say “the la liga” u know nothing about the league and a plastic fan

[tepid sun]

liga santander ?

that’s what you mean

[olive harbor]

Factos

[pure crest]

Atleti is the type of team to beat Real Madrid but then lose to athletic bilbao

[slender olive]

they did that?

[feral eagle]

Yes

[slender olive]

I know, that's what im saying lol

[feral eagle]

Athletic Bilbao not Atletico Bilbao

[pure crest]

Same meaning

Oh right

Its athletic bilbao

[pale pecan]

...but spread their cheeks to any other random teams 😂

0-3 home loss 😂

shambolic

[pure crest]

Lmao 🤣💀

Atleti is the consistent/non consistent club

[pale pecan]

they are consistent at being inconsistent

btw since griezzie posted that laughter emo after beating us
no good thing have happened to them
well except one - quarter qualified

[pure crest]

Yep

[shell hedge]

Bilbao's a very good team

They're one of the best clubs to follow if you don't want to follow anyone from the popular trio

They don't deserve to be in the "but lose to" comparisons

https://fxtwitter.com/realmadriden/status/1770088623544672334 Why do we keep going to America, and why is it almost always against the same clubs?

[topaz crypt]

Money

• that’s like the only 3 clubs americans know

[shell hedge]

AC Milan, Barcelona, (third club)

Last pre-season it was Juventus

This pre-season it'll be Chelsea

Milan, Barcelona and whoever gets pulled out of a hat

[pure crest]

True. But no one expected bilbao to win against atleti

[shell hedge]

Everyone expected it

[pure crest]

Not everyone

[shell hedge]

It was at the San Mames and Bilbao were already winning

[pure crest]

Girona top 3

They are surely qualifying for the UCL

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1770093598425673989?s=20

[pure crest]

Such a historic event for girona

They are a club in city football group so W

[feral eagle]

Yes

Atleti lost 3 times in a row vs Bilbao

2-0 at San Mames in LaLiga
1-0 at Metropolitano in CdR (1st leg)
3-0 at San Mames in CdR (2nd leg)

[pure crest]

Like i said

Atleti are the most consistent/non consistent club

[feral eagle]

Yes

[pure crest]

Gotta chat as much as possible here 🗿

So i can get image perms

[shell hedge]

XP farming doesn't work

The more you do it, the less you'll get

[feral eagle]

So how can we gain XP

[shell hedge]

Participating normally

Not outright spamming or whatever

[feral eagle]

Ok

[opal obsidian]

we are just the bayern of atletico bro

its not that deep

[urban night]

https://x.com/theMadridZone/status/1770126156806688834?s=20

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

🚨🚨💣 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Thibaut Courtois has ruptured his internal meniscus of the right knee.

Twitter · Mar 19, 2024, 4:32 PM

@shell hedge is this true?

https://fxtwitter.com/MarioCortegana/status/1770126635859079532?s=20

[shell hedge]

I'd wait for someone reliable to say something

Either the club or the tapin merchant

[short zenith]

Congratulations Manchester City 👍

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/realmadrid/status/1770127601559859217 yes

[urban night]

damn

[shell hedge]

Lunin's pretty much getting a whole season

[shell hedge]

Say that if Lunin gets injured

We still have a chance with Lunin

[short zenith]

Lunin ain't Courtois he's having a great season

[shell hedge]

It's when we'd have to use Kepa that it would be problematic