la-liga

[young igloo]

Young chef

[polar halo]

1 man army 😭

[young igloo]

Highschool chef

[stiff minnow]

Sick shot damn

[teal prairie]

Yamals the best RW in the league

[young igloo]

Top 3

Not best

Rodrigo better

[teal prairie]

Rodrygo ain’t doing that this season

Yes best

[grave glen]

Majestic shot tbh

[teal prairie]

Rodrygo this season doesn’t start

Wym

[young igloo]

You mean atm

[stiff minnow]

Bro Mallorca what is this tactic, absolutely 0 pressing

[young igloo]

Cause Rodrigo atm ain't scoring shit rn

[teal prairie]

Rodrygo hasn’t been starting

[young igloo]

Idk why

[foggy cape]

https://vxtwitter.com/hazfcb_/status/1766216317072187835?s=46

[young igloo]

Highschool kid cooking in la ilga

[stiff minnow]

uff, bair miss

[young igloo]

Where is bros parents

[stiff minnow]

Don't forget UCL 😭

[teal prairie]

Hes scoring next week

Against Napoli

[floral panther]

Nah barca is really a mess 😭
All These Stars they got, all these aged players with high wages respectively, and its a Little High school kid that is cooking for them ??

[young igloo]

Fr

[floral panther]

Gundogan can't even score a penalty

[young igloo]

He the age of people I play with in school

[grave glen]

gundogan to barca was a horrible move for bro

[young igloo]

Mad crazy

[grave glen]

should've stayed at city

[young igloo]

Highschool students I play with

Same age as yamal

Cooking in spain

Bro

[floral panther]

Lewandauvski
Gundogan
Ferran Torres
Brother Viktar Rhuke
Pedri (on injury I know)
And more

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1766216700083438040?s=20

[floral panther]

And its a little morrocan...

That is cooking

16 years old

They should think about the boy's efforts bruh

He might be tired

I really feel bad for him

[young igloo]

Always gotta start young

Imagine yamal with a kid

Yamal jr

Starting playing

At 14

[floral panther]

Bro is carrying them

[grave glen]

if they wear him out young and he gets injured it could be devastating

[grave glen]

He only starts when Raphinha gets injured for the most part. Sadly, he'll be starting for the next couple of games

[young igloo]

Would be tragic if he got a gavi injury

[torn pollen]

Yamal is such a W

[teal prairie]

Raphinha needs to be sold

Can get a good 50m from him

Buy Kimmich with that money

[torn pollen]

Why did we even bring him in

He’s a Leeds United player

That’s not a Barca player

[young igloo]

Kimmish defends thoe

Wdym

[teal prairie]

?

[young igloo]

Doesn't he play cdm/rb/cm

[teal prairie]

We can sell Kounde and raphinha then buy Kimmich and a winger

[teal prairie]

We have ferran and yamal who can play rw

[young igloo]

Ok

[floral panther]

I have some knowledge in science but
The efforts of a boy aged under 19 don't last longer than some point he might break on, they run out of energy way earlier than over 22 aged ones and might even be unable to continue if their youngness ain't exploited very well

[light thicket]

Lewandowski so mid

[floral panther]

If ever Yamal comes to get tired once or two

[grave glen]

dissing the guy you rep is crazy

[floral panther]

Career is over

[teal prairie]

Tbf I diss Fati

[young igloo]

Very risky indeed

He missed

Almost

WAIT WHAT ITS the 83TH MINHTE

It was 53 a sec ago

[teal prairie]

Dude what

[young igloo]

Omg I've talked here for a long time

[teal prairie]

This half been long asl

[grave glen]

Yeh. But prior to Raphinha's injury his mins was managed well. It only gets chaotic when Raphinha is injured, which is unfortunate

[teal prairie]

Also doesn’t help that Torres is injured

[young igloo]

Torres

De yong

[floral panther]

His entire career is therefore at risk

[young igloo]

Pedri

Gavi

Injured

[floral panther]

[young igloo]

Yeah idk about beating napoli

Barca is screwed

[teal prairie]

Holy roque

Dude is fast aaf

[teal prairie]

Nah Napoli suck

[floral panther]

Viktar Rhuke Mbappe be like

[teal prairie]

We beating them at home

[young igloo]

Why is roque always get fouled

When I saw clips of him playing in Brazil

I thought he had high physical

[teal prairie]

He does lmao

Wym

He was bullying their defender about 10 minutes ago

[floral panther]

Cuz he's a target now

[young igloo]

Fr?

[floral panther]

they know his potential

[teal prairie]

Him getting fouled doesn’t mean he isn’t strong

[young igloo]

In some situations yes

[floral panther]

When someone is this good, he becomes the target of every defence

[teal prairie]

Thats a horrific decision by the ref wtf

How’s that not a foul

[floral panther]

i have no idea

[teal prairie]

Last man too

[young igloo]

Being strong gives you good resistance against a defender

[teal prairie]

He was through on goal

[young igloo]

Lewa got robbed

[teal prairie]

He just got hit in the face and tripped

Strength does nothing there

[young igloo]

Ok whatever

He got fouled in other occasions

[teal prairie]

That’s a studs up slide tackle

?

[light thicket]

Sińce when does Lewandowski dribble

[teal prairie]

Never

What a tackle Romeu

Proper crunching tackle

[young igloo]

Alright I see

Roque got off the defender

He got physical and pace

[teal prairie]

I don’t understand the comparison with him and endrick

Roque outscored him while he was in Brazil

And endrick still hasn’t proven himself outside Brazil

[young igloo]

I didn't watch or see endrick

[grave glen]

and endrick was much younger and led his team to a brasileirao title

[teal prairie]

Roque is easily better

[tender flicker]

pure art

[teal prairie]

Roque had a much worse team and scored more goals

His team was like mid table

[grave glen]

again

he was older

[teal prairie]

2 years

[strange dew]

has anyone watched endrick play ???

[young igloo]

No

[grave glen]

yes

[teal prairie]

Madrid fans have never seen him but swear he’s the new r9

[young igloo]

Brazilan leauge watchers had

[teal prairie]

I watched Brazilian league a bit over the summer

[grave glen]

hes actually nuts

[grave glen]

really great player

[strange dew]

is he supposed to get in the 2024/25 squad

[teal prairie]

Yea

[young igloo]

Starting 11 or sub

[grave glen]

he allegedly leaves this summer

[strange dew]

he looks agile and strong

[grave glen]

he is not gonna start

[teal prairie]

He’s not gonna play lmao

[strange dew]

ow

[teal prairie]

Look at arda

[grave glen]

hopefully mbappe transfer falls out

[grave glen]

homie he is miles clear of arda

[young igloo]

Yeah we know

[olive harbor]

You wish

[teal prairie]

Unless joselu leaves or Mbappe doesn’t come

[strange dew]

arda fucked ancelottis wife broo

[teal prairie]

He ain’t playing

[young igloo]

Getting into madrids starting 11

[teal prairie]

Not really

[grave glen]

joselu stays mbappe doesn't come

best outcome

[young igloo]

As a youngester

Is difficult

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-22399496

[strange dew]

arda has some personal problem with carlo

[teal prairie]

Bro I can’t with this endrick hype ffs

[young igloo]

Here's a take

[grave glen]

he literally won us the brasileirao my man

[teal prairie]

How’s he better than every youngster when he hasn’t played in Europe

[young igloo]

If yamal was in Madrid do you think he'd be in the starting 11

I think not

[teal prairie]

If yamal was in Madrid they wouldn’t even bring him up from the academy

[grave glen]

his performance against then-league-leaders botafogo is clear of roques entire brasileirao stint

[strange dew]

17 year old carrying barka

[teal prairie]

Theyd keep him till he’s 22 then sell him to 2nd division

[young igloo]

That would be a sad end from madrid if that happened

[teal prairie]

Roques time at barca still better than endrick this season

[grave glen]

here's a thought, the brasileirao hasn't started

[teal prairie]

They do that with all their academy players

[teal prairie]

Last season

[young igloo]

I see why

I mean

[brittle wolf]

barca win 1-0! i think this might be the first time this ever happens

[grave glen]

hes scored like 2 goals

for barca

[young igloo]

Madrid can generate cash plus the players aren't worthy of being a Madrid sub

[teal prairie]

La liga allows them to splash 100m on every signing and 50m wages

[young igloo]

Many of them

[little peak]

FT

[young igloo]

Gg

[teal prairie]

Yamals 2nd game winner this season

[teal prairie]

Madrid getting 30+ year old Joselu instead of bringing up a striker from their academy says it all lmao

During preseason they didn’t even give chances

[floral panther]

Ft

[grave glen]

joselu was a bargain lmfao

[teal prairie]

Barca signed roque but also gave guiu a chance

[floral panther]

Joselu came for fun

[grave glen]

one of the best strikers in laliga rhat season for a cheap ass price because he wanted to get away from relegated espanyol

no brainer

[teal prairie]

Mate when was the last time an academy player scored for Madrid

Like 4 months ago

[floral panther]

Vinicius is an academy player wdym

[grave glen]

point is getting that old man was a much better decision

[grave glen]

bro.

[teal prairie]

He isn’t

[strange dew]

not really

[floral panther]

no ?

What about rodrygo

[grave glen]

dude no

[teal prairie]

Signing him to the B team for 1 year doesn’t count as academy player

[grave glen]

vini played for flamengo

rodrygo for Santos

[teal prairie]

By that logic Pedri is an academy player

[floral panther]

Well
Then Nico paz

[strange dew]

Both vini and rodrygo play some U23 games with la castilla during their first team seasons

[teal prairie]

Barca academy player scored 30 minutes ago

[teal prairie]

Dude that doesn’t count still

[grave glen]

madrids lack of reliance on academy players is a sign of their success

[floral panther]

Barca academy player carrying dead barca with no purpose

[grave glen]

barca have no other options but to try these players

[strange dew]

i know ive never said they were g

[grave glen]

cuz they're broke as hell

[teal prairie]

Not even that

Barca aren’t broke they just aren’t allowed to spend money

[floral panther]

I'm telling ya
If that boy ever gets tired his career might be over

[teal prairie]

Not really

[strange dew]

Spotify premium

[grave glen]

not even tired

[floral panther]

I know enough about the younger efforts to say it

[grave glen]

id be worried about injuries

especially with the schedule congestion and that new ass ucl format

[teal prairie]

Dude ur basically saying Pedri balde and gavis careers are over

Lmao

[grave glen]

pedri is constantly getting injured man idk he's worrying

[teal prairie]

Because our bench is fucking terrible and useless

Other than Fermin

We can’t bench Pedri without dropping points

[young igloo]

No he was from Brazilian leauge wdym

[floral panther]

Gavi got idk what injury that got him out for an entire year
Good thing he was 18 years old or more, was he 17 or under his career would have stopped

[teal prairie]

Because Romeu and sergi Roberto are clueless

[strange dew]

Mbappe's contract at barca : signed fati shirt + 25% investements in the club

[grave glen]

well then play him with the risk that his career ends a lot faster

[deft trellis]

Acl because unnecessary game we were already closified

in euro

[teal prairie]

Gavi injury was 100% Spain fault

[grave glen]

it's a dilemma and barca have to choose

[teal prairie]

Barca didn’t even want him to go

[strange dew]

FIFA'S fault

[shut belfry]

Who tf is YOUR starboy???

[worn cape]

VAMOS!

[teal prairie]

Spain coach decides to start gavi

After he’s played every single game

[deft trellis]

Bro is the fucking international breaks

[worn cape]

barca 2nd now

[teal prairie]

Every minute

[floral panther]

Well tearing an ACL for a whole year, for an older professional that happens for months

[deft trellis]

fifa is crap

[grave glen]

spain coach is clueless

[worn cape]

Vamos

[young igloo]

Them kids running out of fuel early

[teal prairie]

Before gavi tore his acl, he played every single minute for Spain in qualifiers

[grave glen]

spain is actually so cooked

[little peak]

VAMOOSSSS

[deft trellis]

Its so stupid

[strange dew]

should ramos get called back ?

[grave glen]

if i were spanish i'd be so worried about the euros

[young igloo]

Brah

[strange dew]

he cant anymore

[deft trellis]

Nuh uh I think we can do it

[young igloo]

Spain draining gavi early

Gotta tire them young

Smh

[teal prairie]

Spain always have idiot coaches

Cuz they don’t want Catalan coaches

[young igloo]

🤦‍♂️

[strange dew]

do what

[teal prairie]

Even though Catalan coaches are more successful

[floral panther]

^^ read this

[deft trellis]

Euros or atleast semifinals

[teal prairie]

Aka pep

[grave glen]

not get grouped 🔥🔥

[teal prairie]

If Spain had pep they’d win the World Cup

[young igloo]

Lol no

What year

[teal prairie]

In 2026 yes they would

The amount of talent that’s there

[grave glen]

dude we cant predict what their squad will look like in 26 lmao

[little peak]

lol

[young igloo]

Spain got talent but let's talk about this in like

[teal prairie]

Pedri gavi Fermin yamal Rodri balde unai

[young igloo]

Mid - late 2025

[grave glen]

many insanely talented youngsters flop and flop hard

[teal prairie]

Cubsrsi

[young igloo]

It's too early rn

To make predictions

[floral panther]

Pep is no comparison
He Exploits the young talents in a perfect way
That's why you got a World class foden and a future crack Oscar bobb that is incoming

[strange dew]

WHO?

[teal prairie]

U don’t know who cubarsi is

[grave glen]

you cant just look at a youngster and say they're gonna be part of a country's next great generation

[teal prairie]

wtf

[grave glen]

no matter how good they are

[deft trellis]

Because of stupid fucking coach and stupid chosing

[young igloo]

^

Like I sa

Said

[little peak]

idk about great

but theyll do good imho

[young igloo]

Let's wait till late 2025

[floral panther]

They won't be perfect overnight if they are overused

[young igloo]

Then we speak

[strange dew]

he doesnt make promises so them players gotta be brave as phil foden

[deft trellis]

I fucking hope we quealify for the euros

because if we dont

[young igloo]

Spain will be fine

[deft trellis]

im gonna cry

[teal prairie]

Realistically as of now England have the best squad

[grave glen]

hahaha theyre ass

[teal prairie]

England should comfortably win euros with the squad they have

[floral panther]

Xavi is new to this business

[little peak]

its also england

[grave glen]

on paper they're amazing

[teal prairie]

Yea

[grave glen]

but they always sell on the pitch

[young igloo]

Euro fifa is quite corrupt

And robbed Ukraine

[little peak]

theyre actually just like PSG

[young igloo]

Not corrupt

Bur

[little peak]

alot of talents but as individual

[teal prairie]

England have the best striker itw rn and the best winger itw rn

[deft trellis]

Southgate Ball about to see about that

[young igloo]

But

How can I say it

[teal prairie]

And the best midfielder

[strange dew]

Engeland is strong on the paper but not on the field

[deft trellis]

In waht

[grave glen]

i cant wait to see england embarrassed at the euros

[young igloo]

Euros

[little peak]

robbed ukraine??

how???

???

[deft trellis]

year pls

[floral panther]

Xavi just found someone good in LaMasia :
Use Immediately without waiting, we are in danger now, he might be our saviour, or next messi

[young igloo]

I'm pretty sure they let Italy go ahead of Ukraine or smth because of their importance

[deft trellis]

I mean our bench is absolute garbage

[floral panther]

A team don't run like this

[teal prairie]

This team is insane

Tomori choosing Canada tho

Cuz southgate don’t want him

[strange dew]

reputation

[deft trellis]

but fermin

[floral panther]

Believe me, this is no team if youngsters are getting exploited as in a factory

This is rather a talent killer team

[teal prairie]

Remember tho that it’s happening in every team

Look at Liverpool

[strange dew]

what , is that geeza choosing canada as national team ?

[teal prairie]

They have like 9 injuries

[teal prairie]

Yea

[floral panther]

No
That was one bad season

[young igloo]

BRUH

CANADA?

bro

[teal prairie]

England have had so many chances to call up tomori and haven’t

So he’s done with them

[deft trellis]

Our bench is so bad that we need to exploit children to win

[young igloo]

why does he have to be like haaland

and choose the country that

[teal prairie]

England literally don’t want him

[young igloo]

is smaller than england

[deft trellis]

we need good transfers

[young igloo]

oh alr

[deft trellis]

but barca sucks at transfer

[teal prairie]

Cap

[little peak]

barca rn(stolen)

[teal prairie]

Barca are amazing at transfers lmao

Gundogan inigo for free

Roque for 30m

[floral panther]

Sometimes bad exploitation of your own product might bring to worse than ending their career

[teal prairie]

Christensen for free

[little peak]

how much did we pay for kounde again

[teal prairie]

Cancelo on loan for free

[little peak]

and romeu

[teal prairie]

Like 50m

Romeu was like 3m

[little peak]

ok for 3m hes fine actually

[strange dew]

you lot aint buying him lol enjoy his last months

[little peak]

50m for kounde kinda scuffed tho

[floral panther]

@deft trellis read this to know more

[strange dew]

loan merchants

[teal prairie]

We are lmao

Pep doesn’t want him

[little peak]

literal plans to buy him

man city dont want him

fucking yappers in chat

[teal prairie]

Why would pep not sell him to us

[little peak]

like

[strange dew]

shiiiii , what abt feliix

[little peak]

are you lot mentally unfit

[little peak]

loan

[teal prairie]

Felix either staying another season on loan

Or going back to Atletico

And getting sold

[deft trellis]

Man we need to use bench player but our bench is not that good

[little peak]

aint no one paying 40m for a bumass winger

[teal prairie]

We ain’t buying Felix

Atletico gonna ask like 80m

[strange dew]

if barca was abt to pay hes buying option

[teal prairie]

40m not even

[floral panther]

One injury for Yamal, one ACL tear
And their career is over

[teal prairie]

Atletico gonna ask like 70m+ for him

[little peak]

was it 80m wtf

LMAOO

[strange dew]

scam

[teal prairie]

That’s any player dude

[golden star]

he's not a consistent player i doubt we are spending money on him

[strange dew]

hes made for the premier league

[teal prairie]

One acl year for Haaland and his career is done

Lmao

[floral panther]

If Gavi survived with ONE year, it means he's aged enough to take it in

[strange dew]

he was cold at chelsea

[teal prairie]

No he wasn’t lmao

[strange dew]

fairs

[little peak]

cold as in he didnt get any action

didnt do shit

[teal prairie]

Felix needs an actual fucking tram

[golden star]

he's miles better for us than he was for chelsea mate but regardless not consistent enough

[little peak]

cause thats chelsea

[teal prairie]

Felix needs to go to arsenal or smth

[golden star]

raphinha might have less talent but he's more consistent imo

[teal prairie]

Raphinha needs to be sold

[little peak]

he drops a stinker or actually plays like he gets paid

[teal prairie]

We need a better winger

[little peak]

we need a cdm more than anything

fuck the wingers

[golden star]

i agree

[teal prairie]

Kimmich won’t be that expensice

[floral panther]

Felix won't go anywhere
if he didn't work out in Barcelona and Athletico... i don't know any other place

[little peak]

idk if flick will buy kimmich

[strange dew]

bet he was embarrased playing with mason mount and kai havertz

[floral panther]

Madrid is another different world

[grave glen]

espanyol

[teal prairie]

He has 1 year on his contract, he’s like 31 and wants to come to baeca

[little peak]

he wants to come to barca?

[strange dew]

Barca wants cole palmer

[teal prairie]

Yea

Kimmich wants to leave Bayern

[floral panther]

Wants to Join Barcelona for sure

[grave glen]

they do NOT want him

[teal prairie]

Palmer ain’t never leaving Chelsea

[little peak]

how good is he in bayern rn cause I dont follow it that much

[teal prairie]

They got like a 10 year contract on him

[floral panther]

Correct me if I'm wrong

[grave glen]

"cold palmer" 😭😭

[little peak]

cold from no play

[teal prairie]

He’s pretty good

The rest of the midfield been ass

[strange dew]

cold palmer hes good

[teal prairie]

Goretzka sucks now

[grave glen]

palmers actually decent but chelsea is just an ass club

[golden star]

he's not been that good this season

[little peak]

bayern have been on a falling streak thats why

[floral panther]

Palmer Cold heart

[little peak]

even with harry kane having an insane g/a ratio

they still cant be on top

[teal prairie]

Bayerns problem is back line and midfield

[grave glen]

harry kane effect needs to be studied

[strange dew]

Whos fault is it

[floral panther]

They gave up

[strange dew]

tuchel or the players

[little peak]

the backline and midfield def

[teal prairie]

Bayerns cbs are horrific

[floral panther]

They won't top it anymore

[teal prairie]

And the midfield is terrible

Front 3 is good tho

[little peak]

tuchel is a fine coach

[teal prairie]

And musiala good

[strange dew]

Tuchel back to chelsea here we go

[little peak]

just that hes working with shitty ahh players

[young igloo]

[floral panther]

Not his responsibility tbh

[strange dew]

cold

[little peak]

atleast bayern arent barca lol

[floral panther]

That's the bad Management

[young igloo]

Leave

[young igloo]

Leave

[little peak]

???

[grave glen]

tuchel is ass

[little peak]

i didnt say he was good

hes fine to mid

[strange dew]

sometimes its the players

cause tuchel is a top gaffer

[little peak]

he cant really do shit when they make shitty ass decisions

[floral panther]

Whatever he good, tops it or is even worse
Bayern was never his responsibilty before Oliver Kahn makes the 💀 💀 Decision

The most idiotic decision to sack his best coach

[little peak]

the last season was a fluke win anyway

i cant spell im so dead

but anyway

[floral panther]

wouldn't have been his responsibility anyways to begin with

[grave glen]

bayern is so fried

[little peak]

if dortmund were not master bottlers they wouldve won the bundes

[strange dew]

naggelsman

[teal prairie]

Barca should:
Sell Kounde, raphinha, Roberto, Romeu, Alonso,
Buy cancelo, Kimmich, Coman
Loan Felix
Keep Julian Araujo

[strange dew]

was great

[floral panther]

Hansi Frite shouldn't have left

[little peak]

someone call arsenal cause dortmund and them are similar

professional bottlers

[grave glen]

sacking nagelsmann for questionable league performance and now you're not winning anything

🗣️🗣️

[floral panther]

That's a great part of the mistakes you should be fixing
But then what are the replacements ?

[strange dew]

crazy how he came frome nowhere and became the best manager for 12 months

[young igloo]

Hm

[strange dew]

Barca is the best at PHOTOSHOP

[teal prairie]

Roberto’s replacement is Fermin, Kounde replacement is Julian Araujo, Romeu replacement is Kimmich, Alonso replacement is cubarsi

[grave glen]

araujo is on loan rn no?

[teal prairie]

Yea he’s at las palmas

[floral panther]

No
Nagelsmann was sacked for The Champions league, they were facing city so Oliver kahn thought "That coach won against city in finals UCL let's bring him"

[grave glen]

tuchel is the biggest fraud oat

[floral panther]

Didn't even think about Bundesliga

[teal prairie]

If Barca manage to sign Kimmich Coman and cancelo it’s a great window

[floral panther]

All what media says about drop in performance is lies tbh
They weren't dropping with Julian at the helm

In the countrary they had no defeats in UCL

They never lost once

[grave glen]

barca isn't signing anyone significant next window i feel

[strange dew]

who as manager

[teal prairie]

Nah very opposite

Barca need to make big moves

[grave glen]

hopefully mbappe is faking out perez and stays at psg

[little peak]

we got a spending cut lol

[teal prairie]

Barca are selling a lot of players this summer

Surely they’re signing someone

[little peak]

ugh

dybala is like 3m right?

[teal prairie]

We have too many players we need to sell just to not sign anyone

[teal prairie]

We might get Dybala to replace Felix

[floral panther]

They can't even spend more than 215 million euros

[teal prairie]

Dude I just made a list

[floral panther]

What do you want to sign lol

[teal prairie]

.

[little peak]

we also have la masia

[floral panther]

They cannot spend more than 200 desperate millions

[little peak]

roberto is leaving for free

[teal prairie]

Yea

[grave glen]

buy back neymar from al hilal 🗣️🗣️

[little peak]

kounde kinda needed tho

[teal prairie]

Kounde and raphinha can sell for a lot of money tho

[teal prairie]

Not really

[little peak]

he played every minute of every match

[grave glen]

yeah it's a joke ofc

[little peak]

balde isnt back from injury

[grave glen]

neymar is so finished

[teal prairie]

Means he can sell for like 60m+

[teal prairie]

He’ll be back next season

[little peak]

brother stop being like that

😭

[floral panther]

If your team is that much of a factory exploiting little kids efforts they wouldn't wanna play for professional barca that younger

[teal prairie]

Dude wym

[little peak]

maybe next to next season

[teal prairie]

We can’t afford to keep Kounde

He’s too valuable

[little peak]

???

[teal prairie]

And we have 5 cbs already

[little peak]

actually cuffed

[teal prairie]

Araujo Christensen cubarsi inigo and mikayil Faye

[floral panther]

Its a matter of health

[little peak]

we can balance it if needed

[teal prairie]

If we sell Kounde we can buy Kimmich

[floral panther]

To use a youngster

[little peak]

la masia should be a priority over signing

[teal prairie]

Dude we have enough academy players

[little peak]

not sign very young players but do what we do best

[teal prairie]

Mallorca had very little attacking threat

[little peak]

puyol, messi, pique

[floral panther]

You guys used a 16 years old taking no consideration of the consequences

[little peak]

inesta

xavi

[teal prairie]

Half our squad is youngsters bro

We don’t need more

[floral panther]

You better calm down with La Masia

[little peak]

we dont money why dont u understnd

[little peak]

dawg

[teal prairie]

Dude

U don’t understand

We get money if we sell players

Use that money to make signings

[little peak]

sell kounde at best

[teal prairie]

selling Kounde to buy Kimmich would be perfect

[little peak]

we wont have enough lol

our budget is already cut

200m now instead of 260

[teal prairie]

Not our transfer budget

Wage budget is cut

[little peak]

THE WAGES WILL ADD UP

[floral panther]

^^

[little peak]

IF WE BUY CLASS PLAYERS

they dont come cheap

[teal prairie]

Meaning if we sell high earners like Kounde etc

[little peak]

if transfer is low the wages are high

[teal prairie]

Dude Kimmich isn’t gonna come asking for 15m a year

We need a better LW

Kimmich would be fine with 5m

[little peak]

kimmich is an aging player

[teal prairie]

He’s 29

[little peak]

tf

aint he 31

[teal prairie]

Nah I thought he was

He’s 29

[little peak]

ok myy bad

29 is fine

6 year contract

[teal prairie]

He’s good for like 5 yesrs

By then we’ll have a new Busquets from La Masia

Or Rodri

Tbh

We don’t need one

Lewa is staying next season

We got roque and guiu

Oh shit I forgot we have Fati coming back from loan

We can sell him too

Bro what

Lewa is still gonna be here

Honestly Fati ain’t gonna help us

I’m a Fati stan but we should sell imo

Nah what’s that gonna do

If he’s not good when he comes then we should sell

The team we could’ve had without injuries man

Fati without knee injuries would be top 10 wingers itw

[floral panther]

This is scientific so understand it :
ACL 22+ years = < 7 months in Hospital max
ACL 18+ years = < 14 months in hospital max
ACL -17 years = > 17 months in hospital max

Gavi ACL injury (over 18 years old) = 1 year outside field
Lamine ACL Injury (under 17 years old) = 2+ years out field

And more than one season outside field in professional football is a career ending

[teal prairie]

20 months in hospital is false lmao

[little peak]

no

[floral panther]

He didn't

However

[little peak]

he saying he could

[teal prairie]

Dude I’m 15 and know people who tore their acl and were only out for 1 year

[floral panther]

One injury for him might end his career

[little peak]

it wont lol

ding dong sprained ankle

[teal prairie]

Ur not out for 2 years if u year acl

[little peak]

pepri hamstring

not acl

ACL is a very different tear

[teal prairie]

Pedri is quad not hamstring

[little peak]

tf

quad or ham

[teal prairie]

If it was hamstring he’d be out for longer

He usually gets hamstring

[little peak]

wasnt it his left leg now

[teal prairie]

He’d probably be getting surgery if it was hamstring injury

[teal prairie]

Idk

[floral panther]

Rehab and more take time ngl

Might be under 17 months

If the person is determined

[teal prairie]

Dude I know people who got back on the field within a year

And were fine

[floral panther]

And their age you know it ?

[teal prairie]

One of them was 16

17 when he played again

[floral panther]

If its to get back on field and perform perfectly again

More months are needed

[teal prairie]

Militao and Courtois are back next month

[floral panther]

They are back now but then they kill the energy

[teal prairie]

It’s only been like 7 months

Not even

[floral panther]

Because they are aged more than 25 lmfao

[teal prairie]

It’s been like 6 months

[teal prairie]

Dude there’s no way it varies from 6 months to 20 months

It doesn’t take 3x the amount of time

[floral panther]

The equation is :
Even Younger = even worse

[teal prairie]

Didn’t Xavi tear his acl when he was like 19

[floral panther]

And then when did he get back ?

[teal prairie]

Out for 144 days

[floral panther]

^

More than 18 years old they out for under 14 months

[teal prairie]

He was out for 5 months at like 24

[floral panther]

Just like I sad

+22 years old < 7 months

[teal prairie]

Shearer tore his acl at 21

Also yamal ain’t tearing his acl

The chances of that are like 1/10000

[floral panther]

You never know

[floral panther]

He is not messi

Messi as I know him
Is the player that never got injured his entire career

or almost never

[teal prairie]

Messi’s an alien tho

Ronaldo got injuries

[floral panther]

Ronaldo injuries are so rare and few

never tore his ACL never got injured more than weeks

Ronaldo avoided the worst

Messi avoided every kind

Both Their training is just different

If ronaldo performed in more than 1000 games his entire career that prooves how much he pays attention to never get injured

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-celebration-abs-ripped-shredded-gif-11515604

He also works out

[outer prawn]

how did barca game end?

[floral panther]

1-0

Lamina

[outer prawn]

rip

[floral panther]

Barcelona yamal

That's their new name

[outer prawn]

hes really saving them

in some matches

[floral panther]

Carrying*

Over his efforts tbh

[grave glen]

Forget Yamal

Cubarasi motm

[spiral vessel]

https://x.com/daily_hotspur/status/1766060882671304996?s=46

Daily Hotspur (@Daily_Hotspur) on X

🚨 JUST IN: #thfc are very serious about Dani Rodríguez (18) and Barcelona fear that they will take him.

Spurs are offering him a very exciting project and a much larger financial package than Barça. | @tjuanmarti https://t.co/NXcfzqU6rg

Twitter · Mar 8, 2024, 11:18 AM

[pseudo flicker]

Real Madrid under scrutiny for video footage before match against Sevilla

The Disciplinary Commission of the Spanish Football Federation has opened proceedings against Real Madrid following a complaint from Sevilla regarding video footage broadcast by Real Madrid TV. The complaint concerned the referees selected to officiate the match between Real Madrid and Sevilla. Sevilla FC took action because it believed that these practices harmed Spanish football and undermined the integrity of the competition. Real Madrid was accused of trying to influence referees by broadcasting videos before matches, which had particular repercussions on the atmosphere during matches at the Santiago Bernabéu.

Source: sevillafc.es

[floral panther]

Another talent slipping by barcelona radar

[dark musk]

Lamine yamal man🥶🔥

[shell hedge]

How could I have predicted that

[ripe gyro]

lewa benched = missed pen

[shell hedge]

I knew Barcelona were going to win, Yamal was going to score, and that Barcelona fans were going to claim that "Yamal's the best athlete to ever walk in Spain"

[ripe gyro]

Yamal acl injury before he turns 20 🥶

[shell hedge]

He got an acl injury?

[ripe gyro]

im predicting its going to the amount their playing him

considering what happened with gavi, pedri

[shell hedge]

But did he get injured during the match?

[ripe gyro]

no

[shell hedge]

oh

I was going to say

[floral panther]

Yamal acl Injury right now = end of career

[floral panther]

^^

[teal prairie]

Wild stat this

[teal prairie]

deserved

madrid robbed almeria of 3 points

madrid getting robbed of 2 is fair

[lunar ridge]

fun fact: Jaume Costa's dad is the voice actor that does the opening voice in Spanish and Valencià versions of Dragon Ball

[shell hedge]

Which family member's more popular?

[lunar ridge]

If the father played Goku or any of the main characters maybe he'd have a chance. But he did the openings and endings so I'd say Jaume gets it

[shell hedge]

[mint plaza]

That's awesome

[drifting quail]

the coolest fun fact of them all

[foggy cape]

Rock solid game from him

He pocketed Larin with ease

[shell hedge]

Yamal only got the motm award because he scored

The federations give the awards to the players that scored and that instead of the ones that actually performed the best throughout the match

It's literally what Benzema said:

[slender olive]

Then who deserves it

[shell hedge]

Cubarasi

[slender olive]

Fair enough

[plain beacon]

Bellingham 2023/24 highlights

[narrow orchid]

hi guys

[formal sparrow]

Hello

[formal sparrow]

COOK BARCA

Oh yeah

[tawdry prairie]

Bellingham

[unreal veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

[copper bison]

https://x.com/vini_ball/status/1766113395441332433?s=20

Noodle Vini (@vini_ball) on X

??😭😭😭

Twitter · Mar 8, 2024, 2:47 PM

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[deft trellis]

Football wars 2: Electric Boogaloo

[vocal silo]

Ok

[floral panther]

Ballon d'or 2023 made it clearer

[floral panther]

Because he keeps carrying them

With the least goals he can

[ruby shoal]

I'm a barca fan

[floral panther]

He better prepare for an injury with leg training as Messi used to do

[ruby shoal]

And honestly he isn't carrying

[floral panther]

Or else his career might end

[lunar ridge]

why tf is Fran Perez starting bro

what does the coach owe to bro 😭😭

[glass urchin]

Thoughts on Gaya?

[lunar ridge]

Uhhh he's by far the best player in the entire squad and the best captain we could ask for

[grave glen]

Probably to give him a confidence boost and hope he does well for this match

[glass urchin]

Whats his best attribute? I'm trying to increase my knowledge

[grave glen]

Just tuned in that if Valencia wins they'll be two points away from European football

[lunar ridge]

i dont think its about confidence here, he's a good dribbler but he takes so many wrong decisions wanting to dribble and score himself instead of passing it

European competing would be worse for us than you might think

we do not want to go to europe

[grave glen]

And in order to improve in these attributes, he must get mins

[lunar ridge]

he's fast, great dribbler, great passer especially on crosses and very smart

[grave glen]

And btw do Valencia have a postponed match or something?

[lunar ridge]

he has been starting the whole season, he has more than enough minutes

[lunar ridge]

yeah Granada-Valencia was cancelled because of the fire so it will be played on April

the week when they play the Copa del Rey final

[grave glen]

Cdr? That's Mallorca

Not Granada

[lunar ridge]

I said that the postponed match will be played that same week

not that they will play the final themselves

[grave glen]

Ahh ahem, my bad

[lunar ridge]

Peter is the one who needs minutes imo

[floral panther]

you've got some interesting players here

I'd rather ask why Pepelu is startin actually

[lunar ridge]

are you kidding me

if we didn't have Pepelu we'd been relegated by November

He's incredible

30 minutes left

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1766435001522950513?s=20

[tranquil cairn]

when did bro get kicked in the head?

[outer prawn]

Sounding like victim fc

[lunar ridge]

not even gonna speak

🤣

[topaz crypt]

Vinicius is not a footballer

[deft trellis]

El es lloranicious jr

[glass urchin]

Vini starts everything himself and then cries

Always arguing with players and refs

[deft trellis]

Crynicious jr

[lunar ridge]

10 minutes for one of laliga classics

fights, tanganas, blood, knocked out players, bordalás, balones a los focos, juego sucio for 90 minutes

[twilit echo]

Barca rejected a 200M offer for yamal?

[mint plaza]

Dude wanna be a victim now 😭😭

[deft trellis]

prob fake

[fervent basin]

Ferranlover911

[jade elk]

its fake

[floral panther]

Vinicius you hate him on the spur of a moment
And then he saves you, he shuts you up like never

He scores for your sake

As Long as He concretises his chances and scores I don't mind his comedy

[grave glen]

Comedy?

Vini?

Comedy is somewhere along the lines of Rudiger

Vini is a different matter

[floral panther]

Bringing us the victory is the least he does to make up for his attitude

[grave glen]

Ever since he scored the hattrick he's been mostly stinking the pitch

If ur gonna cry to the refs at least play well

[floral panther]

That's what he does
Yet we have refs that stink more than him at la liga

[grave glen]

Apart from Valencia before u say anything

[floral panther]

Would rather have a comedian n7 that in the same time brings me the victory than someone respectful and not concretising any chance

Bottling

Ghosting

Hazard was nothing short of disgraceful at his shirt

[topaz crypt]

Ferran Torres is a proper number 7

[floral panther]

If u also wanna talk about comedy, Ronaldo was a comedian as well

[pale pecan]

ok

ferran goat

[plain beacon]

Pep: Ferran is number 7, number 6, number 5, number 4. The best is ferran

[pale pecan]

gk?

[floral panther]

Ferran Torres ghost of barcelona

[pale pecan]

ferran best gk itw?

[lunar ridge]

canós is brutal today

already shooted like 4 times

im sure he'll bag a goal

[plain beacon]

Rodrygo 14 goals this season : R9 regen
Ferran 14 goals this season : Ghost

You'll never guess who's injured and not even a starter and who's a regular starter

[floral panther]

How about comparing to vini since he is a number 7 as well

[plain beacon]

Tears he has 12 goals 😭

[floral panther]

Minding you he was injured till december january and only returned like after the new year started

Only too cook barcelona by a hattrick...

and more

[plain beacon]

And yet has more minutes than Ferran

[lofty lance]

Is lamine a messi regin

[floral panther]

Yes
If la masia wasn't actually a factory immediately putting youngsters in operation

[lofty lance]

I see

[floral panther]

Goal for valencia

@lunar ridge

Thanks to hugo duro u lead

1-0

[sleek echo]

Own petafe

[lunar ridge]

that move gayà did letting the ball pass in front of him was beautiful

12 goals for hugo

[floral panther]

Own Patata

[lunar ridge]

oh shit alderete

[floral panther]

💀💀

I CAN'TTTTTT

[tranquil cairn]

what the fuck 😭

[lunar ridge]

he had to be medically treated after that

if I find the video i'll send it it's so funny

[tranquil cairn]

how did he even manage to do that

[lunar ridge]

(he's fine now)

[floral panther]

Come onnnn
How can you injure Yourself like thattt

[tranquil cairn]

😭😭

[cinder moss]

Who wanna play eafc

[tranquil garnet]

1-0 mate

[floral panther]

did you watch

[tranquil garnet]

no

[lunar ridge]

LOOK

@floral panther

[floral panther]

🤣

how can you mess up defending

that's impossible

[pale pecan]

fifa glitch

[floral panther]

You didn't even watch
yet claim that barcelona is legendary

[feral eagle]

Vs Rayo but I didn’t watch it

https://twitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1766456468306276843

France RMCF (@FranceRMCF) on X

Carlo Ancelotti : "De ma vie, je n’ai jamais un joueur être persécuté comme Vinicius l’est. Ils l’insultent, le sifflent, lui donne des coups, pourquoi ? Parce-qu’il marque et qu’il est décisif. Je n’oublierai pas et je ne pardonnerai pas. Les gens doivent changer d’attitude à…

Twitter · Mar 9, 2024, 1:30 PM

[floral panther]

Well
"I don't forget and don't forgive, people should change mentality from time to time"
Its his right to protest against referee robbery tbh

[pale pecan]

my manager 🤍

[narrow jacinth]

damn your name 😂

[narrow jacinth]

true

[hoary mica]

AIHAM OUSOU DEBUT TODAY

[narrow jacinth]

which team

[pale pecan]

especially spanish side,
when it comes to vini their hatred is wild
even from madrid community, constanly voicing about his behaviour
wild

[hoary mica]

Cadiz

[pale pecan]

ex assodicated calling hin out publicly

[narrow jacinth]

were is pafos tho

[hoary mica]

He is on loan at Cadiz since the start of February, Syrian centre back, and today he will make his debut

[hoary mica]

Cyprus

[hoary mica]

Starter

[pale pecan]

feels like they are burned that vini is face of club

[feral eagle]

Really

[pale pecan]

if you go through spanish media you will be stunned

[narrow jacinth]

youre congolese but your name is nathinho?

[feral eagle]

That not my real name

[pseudo flicker]

Real Madrid and Spain: Fight for the Champions League

Real Madrid advanced to the quarter-finals of the Champions League, but it is unlikely that Spain will gain an additional place next season. Real Sociedad was eliminated by PSG, which means that La Liga has lost a representative again, and the situation is critical as Spain is in 5th place in the UEFA rankings this year. The promotion of Bayern Munich and teams from the Premier League and Ligue 1 means more points for other leagues, which increases the gap with Spain.

Source: as.com

[narrow jacinth]

ohh alr

[floral panther]

How TF is ligue 1 better ranked French teams haven't existed last Year

How is Only this year considered for the UEFA ranking

that's bullshit

I want Both Barcelona and Athletico through just to spite UEFA's bullshit

[short zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-lalo-better-call-saul-season6-frown-gif-25440969

[floral panther]

Three sources that Show the true UEFA Coefficient ranking

[urban night]

You need to only look at this season's points not previous one's btw

That's how it is using this season's

[pale pecan]

last 5 seasons

[floral panther]

England Underranked 💀

[floral panther]

3 english clubs winning UCL the last 5 seasons = ranked 3rd in UEFA

[pale pecan]

epl?

its firsf

first

[floral panther]

how about that ^^

they say only this year is considered

not the last 5 seasons

[urban night]

I think that's how they are going to do it now for every season starting with this one

[pale pecan]

oh?
thats wild

[floral panther]

UEFA is messed up

[urban night]

I think it's to make it more "fairer" maybe? I'm not sure

[floral panther]

next year we'll have the Worst UCL in ages

[pseudo flicker]

FC Barcelona in search of a new coach

FC Barcelona is looking for a new coach after the end of the season, and one of the main candidates is a well-known coach who was Pep Guardiola's assistant at Manchester City - Mikel Arteta. The club takes steps to convince this coach to take over the team. His current club could veto it, with Barcelona also considering other candidates such as Hansi Flick, Thomas Tuchel and Roberto De Zerbi. The decision on Xavi's successor will likely be made closer to the end of the season, with the team still fighting for success in La Liga and the Champions League.

Source: relevo.com

[deft trellis]

Bro france has no fucking teams in it

UEFA needs to be replaced

or idk

[teal prairie]

Bro

Psg offered 200m for yamal

[floral panther]

Maybe PSG will take better care of him

who knows

[shell hedge]

Actually Rodrygo has eight goals, and Torres has seven goals in the league

[teal prairie]

Realistically yamal would help us more than 200m would

[floral panther]

you are overusing him tbh

[teal prairie]

Not our fault all our wingers injured

Felix raphinha Torres been out for the past month

Felix and raphinha just came back

[shell hedge]

Xavi was doing it before

[teal prairie]

Before injuries yamal was only getting subbed in every game

That’s not overplaying

[floral panther]

bro won't be operational a single bit later if he ever comes to tear acl or something
career is over

[shell hedge]

You had players like Felix fit and Xavi still used Yamal

[teal prairie]

Maybe because he’s better

[faint turtle]

1:0 cadiz 🤣

[floral panther]

1-0

Lmfao

safe would've smashed his screen

[teal prairie]

Iago aspas masterclass tomorrow

Hattrick vs Madrid

[shell hedge]

Safe doesn't really care

[floral panther]

unless our so Creative XI actually does something

[shut belfry]

Cadiz with the lead

[faint turtle]

Never

[teal prairie]

He always shows up in big games

U never know

[faint turtle]

Ik

[floral panther]

since bro is banned u don't rly know

[teal prairie]

Genuinely Aspas is bigger than his club

[faint turtle]

But Madrid will beat them

[shell hedge]

I'm in a server with him

[faint turtle]

🫡

[shell hedge]

Every game is big for Celta Vigo

They need every point

[floral panther]

Depay has a yellow card

waw

[faint turtle]

Hopefully red one of them

I love it

Or no the next match is against barca

[floral panther]

This is athletico

We are gonna smash you on field
how ?
We are gonna defend and actually smash you all one by one

[shell hedge]

*Inter Milan

[faint turtle]

I mean in la liga

If anyone get red then he can’t play against barca

[floral panther]

Never let Athletico Be themselves ever

[faint turtle]

Lose 2 ucl finals against Real Madrid 🤣

[floral panther]

the come to brawl

and then brawl again

goals where ?

[hoary mica]

CADIZ

LETS GO

[manic blade]

finished atletico ruining my bet

[manic blade]

atletico i let you off barnsley has fucked the bet already

[teal prairie]

ur first mistake was betting on barnsley

[hoary mica]

Aiham ousou masterclass