la-liga

[teal prairie]

outside madrid

[grave glen]

Prove it lmao

[teal prairie]

any la liga club outside real madrid are instantly at a disadvantage as they arent allowed to spend anything and make any big transfers

[shell hedge]

Because they don't make as much money

[outer prawn]

will laliga ever get rid of tebas

[teal prairie]

thats not so much true tho

[shell hedge]

It is

[teal prairie]

barca make way more money than city

[shell hedge]

They don't make as much money

It's why we can spend as much as we can

[teal prairie]

when it comes to tv rights, ticket sales, kit sales, etc

barca make more money than city

[outer prawn]

barca made less than city

[teal prairie]

prem transfer rules are less strict than la liga

[outer prawn]

22/23 anyway

[teal prairie]

yea obv

[teal prairie]

cuz they sold some parts of the club

[teal prairie]

pre covid barca were making 1b+

[shell hedge]

This isn't pre covid

It's well passed covid

[teal prairie]

if barca played under prem transfer regulations they'd be one of the best teams in europe

[shell hedge]

Because they would be making more money

[teal prairie]

theres 2 problems in football

[outer prawn]

you're at a massive advantage compared to worse laliga clubs

[teal prairie]

1. Prem is just allowing clubs like chelsea to spent 500m in a window
2. la liga isnt allowing la liga clubs to do anything hence why half of them are struggling

[teal prairie]

yea but the worst team in the prem has more spending power than us

[outer prawn]

tebas moment

[teal prairie]

last summer nottingham forest spent almost as much as the entire la liga

[outer prawn]

i heard he said something very dodgy again recently

[shell hedge]

Chelsea have money and aren't in massive amounts of debt

[nimble kelp]

I bet they are

No where there making all that money back

Way

[teal prairie]

valencia dont have debt and theyre struggling to stay alive

same with sevilla

[shell hedge]

And how much revenue and that do they bring in?

Cost and demand

[teal prairie]

no clue

[shell hedge]

Valencia deserve to be playing second tier anyway

[teal prairie]

football market is inflating and la liga rules havent changed in like 20 years

imagine asking a team in 2024 to use the budget of a team from 2004

barca have spent like 100m in the past 3 seasons

meanwhile chelsea are allowed to spend 400m in a window

[teal prairie]

why?

only 2 clubs in la liga i'd want to see playing 2nd tier are getafe and athletic club

[nimble kelp]

The fall of Valencia needs to be studied

[teal prairie]

not really

one word: tebas.

[worn cape]

Valencias time to do something

Ik they have a plan for everyone

[little peak]

what did club do

[teal prairie]

shithole club

plays dirty

[little peak]

dawg 😭😭😭

[teal prairie]

always being annoying

always have hateable players

[little peak]

atletico does play dirty a lot of the times as well

[teal prairie]

like villalibre

[teal prairie]

atleast atletico win trophies

athletic club are terrible in everything except copa del rey

athletic club players are just so annoying

[little peak]

this some generational hatred bro 💀💀

[teal prairie]

nah man getafe is just them but worse

getafe genuinely dont even play football

[little peak]

I understand getafe but

[teal prairie]

they just foul players, taunt them, injure them purposeuflly

[little peak]

club is fine

usually..

[teal prairie]

athletic club is if vinicius was a team

nah bad example

vini dont foul he just complains

[little peak]

Vini just cries all the time

[pale pecan]

and score hattrick in classico

[teal prairie]

then procedes to cry

[pale pecan]

then scores again

https://tenor.com/view/yb-young-boy-30-days-straight-yb-dance-youngboy-dance-gif-16562645702664544346

and dance

[teal prairie]

then cries about racism

meanwhile hes shoving refs and talking shit to fans

[shell hedge]

Most of the refs deserved to be pushed back

Gil's the only respectful and honest one in the whole lineup

[teal prairie]

if a barca player even touched a ref it would be a 5 game ban lmao

atleast

roque got sent off for getting tackled

so anythings possible for us

[grave glen]

I expected Vini to go on a great run after scoring a hattrick on Barca

So far, last game against Sevilla aside, he's been mostly mediocre

[teal prairie]

only has 2 more g/a than ferran torres

[peak path]

Real madrid > barca

[grave glen]

Cap

Barca ontop

[peak path]

4-1

Recently

[grave glen]

W

[icy jolt]

@lapis raven https://www.instagram.com/p/C3-T9AJJfhZ/?igsh=MXkwbnBtazI5ODRxOA==

Imagine witnessing Athletic owning Shitletico in person lol but this is cool tbh

kkmissy_

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We got their printed jerseys too!
Watch our recap on @nowsports.hk if you want to know how we feel and what we did”

Massive W

We own that copycat club (more like wannabe us)

[lapis raven]

[icy jolt]

I still like them more than Peal Padrid though

[atomic warren]

athletic is goated ngl

[pale pecan]

facts

fact they they only employ basque born or basque trained players and to have never relegated is just too goated

[charred osprey]

[terse cargo]

taunting is part of the sport

racism isnt

nah they just dont rate roque

tears they found out he was a flop already

[shell hedge]

I'm going to have to turn this off right before the end because of the Grand Prix

[feral eagle]

OMG
https://fxtwitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1763875153664934089

[shell hedge]

This ends right as the race begins

Pedrosa and Hannibal instead of Ocampos and Sow

Kickoff

Almost

Romero missed a 1v1

Literally gifted a chance and he didn't convert

Good save, Nyland

Corner

En-Nesyri scored

1-0

[dry eagle]

10 years ago exactly

[foggy cape]

Real sos getting cooked lol

[arctic valve]

YESSS

[foggy cape]

😭

2-0

[shell hedge]

Brace

2-0

[foggy cape]

2 in 12 minutes

💀

[arctic valve]

MAKE IT A HAT TRICK COME ON

[arctic valve]

2 in 3 minutes

[foggy cape]

Fr

[arctic valve]

Beautiful goal from a beautiful angle

[shell hedge]

It's a good shot

[foggy cape]

One more goal at 15 and it will be the fastest hatrick in La liga

[shell hedge]

Why are you rooting against Sociedad?

[arctic valve]

Because I like sevilla

[shell hedge]

gg

[arctic valve]

Yeh this whole season if you look at my messages I've been supporting them in La liga

Not only this whole season since I was a kid I've always just liked them

[shell hedge]

Might as well go for the third

You have the rhythm

[arctic valve]

Would be nice

Could there be a change in sevilla? No longer looks like relegation is in their fate

[iron marten]

Tbh it could've been 4-0 by now, dang it

[shell hedge]

Isaac should've converted the 1v1

[iron marten]

Yeah it always annoys me when we miss clear chances

[shell hedge]

En-Nesyri's down

Might not be able to get the hat-trick

[mint plaza]

Sociedad reek

😭

[light ledge]

Sociedad level dropped so hard

[shell hedge]

Kubo and them are on the bench

They tried to rotate and are paying for it

[mint plaza]

Dumb decision to not start kubo

[shell hedge]

Now Navas is down

Stepped down wrong

Navas is trying to walk it off

What?

He was pushed

[arctic valve]

Penalty to sociedad

[shell hedge]

Arms were natural

It's bullshit

[arctic valve]

It's a goal

I hate this

I hope they don't make a comeback

[iron marten]

Omg man

It's always the penalties

They didn't do anything this entire half

[shell hedge]

Ramos was pushed, his arms were in natural positions

It wasn't a penalty

[iron marten]

The referees don't like Sevilla, it's nothing new

[shell hedge]

Well I guess you are going to have to go for a third

Because a one goal lead's never a safe bet

[iron marten]

But I hate the fact that we could've scored more goals

And now this garbage of a penalty to Real Sociedad

[grave glen]

More Sociedad downfall?

Owari da

[shell hedge]

Well they just got a bullshit penalty goal

So we'll see

[grave glen]

Bayern's downfall is music to my ears. But Sociedad....? Depressing

[grave glen]

Send clip. I'm on my way to do a college midterm exam, can't watch the match

[iron marten]

This is just annoying, why can't we receive a penalty for once

The last time we had one was probably years ago

Other La Liga teams receive penalties for practically nothing

[kindred stag]

Sevilla on the up🔥

[shell hedge]

Juanlu's coming on

[kindred stag]

Sociedad lost form in the most important part of the campaign, that's sad af

[shell hedge]

Navas ⬇️
Juanlu ⬆️

Navas might be injured through an ankle injury

Sevilla don't play again until next Monday against Almeria, so we'll see how it goes

[pseudo flicker]

Revolution in Real Madrid: Departure of great stars

A revolution in Real Madrid, where as many as ten players may leave the club, including two big stars, according to reports from the daily "Marca". The transfer of Kylian Mbappe and Alphonso Davies to Real Madrid means that several other players may lose their place in the squad. Potential departures include: Toni Kroos and Luka Modric, whose contracts expire. Real Madrid, the current leaders of La Liga, may carry out a personnel revolution before the next season, taking into account both transfers and contract terminations.

[shell hedge]

Kroos and Modric were leaving anyway

[arctic valve]

Opposite for me

[shell hedge]

Hannibal ⬇️
Suso ⬆️

Poor header

[teal prairie]

Honestly hope Bayern get all their players stolen

Would love a world where Bayern don’t have a world class squad

They’ve literally never struggled in their history before

They just steal the best bundesliga players

[shell hedge]

Almost got a tapin

If Ramos was a penalty, why didn't Sevilla get a penalty for Torres getting pulled down

[arctic valve]

IT'S A GOAL

IT'S 3-1

[shell hedge]

Ramos scored

[iron marten]

Should've been 5-0

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ramos-sergio-ramos-ramos-psg-psg-ramos-celebration-gif-24699016

[iron marten]

Happy for Ramos

[shell hedge]

Also acting as captain since Navas went off with a possible injury

[iron marten]

I know

[shell hedge]

Which means the captain's carrying

[iron marten]

[kindred stag]

Sevilla really cooking

[shell hedge]

Just over

Could've been 4-1

[kindred stag]

I'm worried for Sociedad vs PSG they'll get battered

[shell hedge]

Isaac missed an open net

Yeah the PSG match is on Tuesday

It's probably why Kubo and them were rotated

They were prioritizing the Champions League match

[charred wadi]

WOWZERS RAMOS HAS SCORED

[shell hedge]

mhm
https://fxtwitter.com/SevillaFC/status/1763936706179354850

[charred wadi]

Why did we not get him back :(

much better than assnacho

[shell hedge]

Not Mbappe

[charred wadi]

also another masterclass from loic bade

class player

[iron marten]

Man this game could've easily gone 6-0 if Isaac didn't miss 3 chances

Jesus Christ Isaac

[arctic valve]

Blow the whistle

It's 3-2

Blow the whistle already

[iron marten]

Welp

Dude we can't win a game comfortably, can we

It's so over

[arctic valve]

Well deserved victory

[iron marten]

Watch them draw now despite us playing better in this game

[arctic valve]

Please end the game

[shell hedge]

God dammit

[iron marten]

Yeah I mean

This is Sevilla, playing better and still ending up in a tight game somehow

[shell hedge]

Who was at fault?

[iron marten]

It doesn't matter anymore

[kindred stag]

1 win in 9 games for Sociedad now

[iron marten]

Bro please blow the fucking whistle

It's been past the +6 minutes, wtf is going on

Finally

FT 3-2, we deserved to win higher

[shell hedge]

FT

[shell hedge]

Didn't go as it should've but you still won in the end

You still got what you needed

So gg

[iron marten]

Ref gifted them a penalty and if we we converted our chances, it should've ended 6-1

Anyways, win

[kindred stag]

Well deserved

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/LaLiga/status/1763942926739009946 now it's our turn later

LALIGA (@LaLiga) on X

FINAL #SevillaFCRealSociedad 3-2

❤️ ¡El @SevillaFC suma un importante triunfo en #LALIGAEASPORTS!

#ResultsByVisitSaudi

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 3:02 PM

[iron marten]

[shell hedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933625366050897960.webp?size=80&quality=lossless

[pseudo flicker]

Barcelona agree price for Haaland, Real interested

Haaland's agent told Barcelona the price for the Norwegian during a meeting with the club's sporting director on Thursday. The Catalans received confirmation of this price for next year, it is to be EUR 175 million. In Madrid, there is talk of Florentino Pérez's interest in the striker, who wants to create an attack with Haaland, Mbappé and Vinícius. The Norwegian is thinking about playing in Spain, and his future also depends on the end of Guardiola's contract at Manchester City.

Source: Chiringuito

[iron marten]

Activate the 8th economy lever for Haaland, Negreira neuron activation

How on Earth are Barca able to afford Haaland

[shell hedge]

They're not

There's more of a chance of Haaland buying Barcelona than Barcelona signing Haaland

[terse cargo]

this is just noise because of the mbappe news

[iron marten]

[shell hedge]

Pretty much

[terse cargo]

"madrid made a big transfer. lets make news that we can afford haaland to compete"

[iron marten]

True

[shell hedge]

Outside fans want the "Messi and Ronaldo rivalry to be remade" even though Barcelona couldn't afford Messi

[terse cargo]

messi fucked them up financially so bad

it's not talked about enough

[shut belfry]

Right so it’s Messi and not Bartomeu 😭

[topaz crypt]

We aint affording that shit

[pale pecan]

i saw somewhere they still owe messi money
true?

[grave glen]

Real Sociedad downfall is something different

[grave glen]

I don't think those folks understand how Tebas Laliga rules and formalities work

[pseudo flicker]

Militão and Courtois return: Real Madrid gear up for key clashes

Real Madrid are planning the return of two key players - Éder Militão and Thibaut Courtois - after their long convalescence due to injuries. Coach Carlo Ancelotti revealed that both players are to start training with the team after the breaks for international matches and the Spanish Cup final and will be ready to play after April 14. If Real Madrid advance to the quarter-finals of the Champions League, their return could come sooner, which will be crucial in key league and European matches. Despite the serious injuries, the club expressed their confidence by extending Militão's contract, while Courtois remains the team's first goalkeeper.

Source: Marca

[grave glen]

gol rayo

[terse cargo]

game of the season that

rayo 1-0 cadiz

[grave glen]

dang

cadiz equalizer

[stable wagon]

Right so can I get some context please

[shell hedge]

"16"?

[stable wagon]

Yeah why so many added on lmao

Because it was only supposed to be +4

[grave glen]

Nah la palmas are selling ong

[outer prawn]

Any Barca fans here? Curious ab something

[exotic terrace]

guess who’s back 😉

[shell hedge]

CB Tchouameni?

Missed him

Welcome back

[dapper dagger]

what

[dapper dagger]

no brahim?

disadvantage madrid

[topaz crypt]

Me looking for arda guler

[shell hedge]

Bellingham recovered

[outer prawn]

Did ye try to go for Messi after PSG?

[dapper dagger]

he's coming on bro

[outer prawn]

Can't remember what happened

[dapper dagger]

yeah but he didn't want to be the reason we would sell some players so he declined

[topaz crypt]

Hi kj

[outer prawn]

Oh okay

[shell hedge]

I mean he could've replaced Valverde but Ancelotti's not done running him into the Earth's core yet

[outer prawn]

Didn't know the reason

Would you have sold de Jong?

[dapper dagger]

no no

[outer prawn]

Or did he want to stay anyway

[dapper dagger]

i mean we have tried to sell him before but no i don't think we would have

[shell hedge]

They didn't need Messi

[outer prawn]

United spent their whole window begging for him

[shell hedge]

All Messi would've done is put them back in square one

[dapper dagger]

every time rumors come out de jong says he's dream is to play here for many years

[outer prawn]

Yeah probably, but I assumed they'd go after him anyway

[shell hedge]

It's time to adapt from him

[dapper dagger]

he doesn't want to leave

[shell hedge]

They did because he still would've brought in revenue and that

[outer prawn]

Did Madrid actually ever want Ronaldo back?

[topaz crypt]

Where is bellingham btw

[dapper dagger]

even now i remember these fake news coming out in early feb and didn't even flinch

have seen this shite before

[shell hedge]

No

[outer prawn]

After Juve, I assumed not after united

Alr

[shell hedge]

Once the ticket is torn, you're done

The only way back is through a different job position

[dapper dagger]

perez knows when to sell players

[outer prawn]

What was the reason he actually left again? Wage issues?

[shell hedge]

Should be getting ready to warm up in Valencia

[dapper dagger]

no brahim no party

[outer prawn]

I wish Malaga was still in laliga

[dapper dagger]

if you don't bag an early goal you are in for a wild ride

[dapper dagger]

they are rotting in the 3rd division

tears

[shell hedge]

Bagging a first half goal, let alone an early goal is rare for the current team

[topaz crypt]

Oh ok thanks

[shell hedge]

Nothing will happen until the second half

[dapper dagger]

you will have to bet on a bellingham dagger for today icl

[topaz crypt]

Ferran childhood club will absolutely own madrid tonight btw

[shell hedge]

Probably

He needs to keep the goalscoring record up

[dapper dagger]

but i still think brahim should be a starter regardless

but whatevs

[outer prawn]

Yeah it's sad tho

I was at one of their matches back when they were actually good

[dapper dagger]

yeah they fell off

debts

[sterile shadow]

When will espanyol and getafe fully go down and never come back up 🤲

[outer prawn]

Getafe disbanded

[shell hedge]

The only other choice is Valverde, and the only way Ancelotti wouldn't play Valverde is if Valverde's unable to run

[grave glen]

espanyol come back to laliga and barca relegated when

[dapper dagger]

valverde has been doing good deeper

[outer prawn]

Tebas turning into a Getafe fan

[grave glen]

they had many financial issues im pretty sure

they had it coming

[shell hedge]

Would Guler be playing if you were the manager instead?

[outer prawn]

Yeah I'm not saying it wasnt deserved or whatever

[dapper dagger]

prolly not

[outer prawn]

Just sad cos I like Malaga

[dapper dagger]

brahim is just better

i'd also bench vini more often

start rodrygo lw sometimes

they'd share minutes

[outer prawn]

Did Brahim declare for Morocco or something

[dapper dagger]

yes

[outer prawn]

Or was that fake twitter BS

Surely he's good enough to play for Spain

[shell hedge]

I mean Rodrygo could've been benched for Diaz but tbf, the last time people started to doubt Rodrygo, he went on a statpadding spree

So

[dapper dagger]

yamal is a morrocan who chose spain

brahim did the opposite

fair

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1763978529950126127

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

🚨 Brahim Díaz is included in the pre-list of both Spain & Morocco.

Morocco are optimistic about their chances. @jfelixdiaz

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 5:23 PM

[dapper dagger]

rodrygo is good on the left wing

[outer prawn]

I remember him in our academy

[shell hedge]

Even though he's not an actual winger

[dapper dagger]

he has the winger profile still

i just think he has a very good right foot and he can't utalize it on the right wing

he wants to cut inside and curle it in

can't do that on the right

[outer prawn]

Is the mbappe thing over yet

[shell hedge]

That's where Asensio came in

Asensio was pretty much the mirrored version of Rodrygo

[dapper dagger]

brahim does it well too

so that basically makes arda useless

fairs

he needs a loan asap

[shell hedge]

in the summer

He's finishing the season off with PSG

[outer prawn]

Tired of seeing all the news about it

Glad he didn't choose Liverpool anyway

[shell hedge]

So are most of us

[grave glen]

is it actually confirmed or

[outer prawn]

If they'd even pay for him

[shell hedge]

We're his most likely destination

[outer prawn]

Will mbappe play LW?

[dapper dagger]

i still think mbappe st gimmick will never work in laliga

[outer prawn]

Seen someone suggest Madrid play a 4-4-2

[grave glen]

i feel like chances of him going to liverpool were probably close to none regardless

[dapper dagger]

so vini and rodrygo's places in the team are in danger

[outer prawn]

But we're 20 years too far

[shell hedge]

And Perez is willing to pay for his stupid stuff, so

[outer prawn]

For a 4-4-2

[lunar ridge]

more than 20 000 valencianistas joined today on a protest against Peter Lim and the new stadium

[brittle prawn]

chat

[topaz crypt]

Omg cancelo hi

[brittle prawn]

bellingol kicks ball today

[brittle prawn]

i want to leave ur shi club

[mint plaza]

Cancelo please tell felix to stop being inconsistent

That trash ass dude

[topaz crypt]

Dam

[outer prawn]

Is balde still decent

[topaz crypt]

He’s injured

[outer prawn]

Oh

[topaz crypt]

For the season

[outer prawn]

Nvm then

[topaz crypt]

So no he’s not decent rn

[feral eagle]

Wth ?

[lunar ridge]

?

[shell hedge]

Did you protest?

[lunar ridge]

im not in valencia, not for the weekend

[outer prawn]

Why are they protesting a new stadium?

[lunar ridge]

im in madrid

[shell hedge]

oh

[brittle prawn]

my second club was valencia

👍

[feral eagle]

Ah good

[lunar ridge]

valencia is kidnapped by our owner, peter lim, who owns 90% of the club. He's been destroying the club for years, selling every good player, sacking every coach and destroying every project. Now he wants to destroy our 105 year old stadium and change it for a shitty new low-cost stadium and the politicians support it

[topaz crypt]

Dont yall have a huge stadium standing unfinished for over a decade

[lunar ridge]

thats the one

[outer prawn]

Oh that sucks

Sorry to hear that's happening

Shite owners always ruining clubs lately

[feral eagle]

That’s not good

[brittle prawn]

this is why cancelo is ur biggest player to play for ur club

[lunar ridge]

now he even wants to sell our captain too

[shell hedge]

Don't troll

[outer prawn]

Does tebas support that too

[brittle prawn]

speaking facts

[lunar ridge]

he was good and left a good amount of cash here, we respect him

[topaz crypt]

What’s bad about a new place

[shell hedge]

So does the rulebook #server-rules

[lunar ridge]

when he came in on the valencia-barça earlier this season the fans gave him an ovation (cancelo)

[brittle prawn]

cancelo >> marcelo

let me land

[topaz crypt]

I love cancelo

[brittle prawn]

im better than dani albes

alves

[topaz crypt]

[brittle prawn]

[outer prawn]

Every player is

[lunar ridge]

low-cost, ugly, souless, just built for the money Peter Lim will get from the government and for it being elegible in Spain's world cup. We don't want to leave our home Mestalla

[analog yew]

BARCA IS GONNA WIN LA LIGA AND UCL

[lunar ridge]

and also so he can sell the land remaining from the old stadium

[topaz crypt]

Dam so old stadium gone

That sucks

[lunar ridge]

also very recently, the club's megastore located in the most touristic plaza of the whole city has been closed because the owner didn't want to pay the yearly 300k

[topaz crypt]

You a local?

[lunar ridge]

also gave Gabriel Paulista away a month ago bc he didn't want to pay his salary, even though the man was willing to lower his contract

[dapper dagger]

@lunar ridge how has valencia been doing i haven't watched a game of yous in months

[lunar ridge]

I live both in valencia and madrid

[topaz crypt]

Thoughts on the greatest player to ever graduate from your club

[lunar ridge]

weve got many

[topaz crypt]

Ferran Torres

[lunar ridge]

we're in crumbles

[feral eagle]

Valencia is far from Madrid tho

[lunar ridge]

rat, no respect for that dude

[topaz crypt]

What!

[lunar ridge]

my family is from valencia, but went to live in madrid because of my dad's job. I am currently in valencia's university so I live there in an student apartment but some weekends I go back to madrid with my parents

[dapper dagger]

so no hope today?

[lunar ridge]

very little, we rely on our coach and our academy players

[topaz crypt]

Would you be doing better if the rat did not leave your club?

[lunar ridge]

its not about one player getting sold, its about entire projects being sold for minimum prices or even free

rodrigo, parejo, paulista, kang-in lee, ferran, carlos soler, kondogbia...

[topaz crypt]

Yall actually fell off so hard wtf

[feral eagle]

Not good

[feral eagle]

Not this hard

[lunar ridge]

before peter lim we competed for league titles and UCL

now nobody takes the club seriously

[feral eagle]

Since 2004, they are not doing a lot of things

[lunar ridge]

we've always been in UEFA's top 10 before Lim

[feral eagle]

And the fans don’t show what Valencia is

[brittle prawn]

does that mean no more 86 parejo 😔

[feral eagle]

What ?

[lunar ridge]

he left 3 years ago though

[brittle prawn]

oh shi ye

[lunar ridge]

this is the year before we got sold

[lunar ridge]

they kicked him out against his will, even cried on the interview because he was the captain for years and he did not want to leave

[dapper dagger]

please cook up something today

[lunar ridge]

i think the lineup's posted

let me check

[feral eagle]

Good but… Lim destroyed everything

[topaz crypt]

⁉️

[lunar ridge]

and nothing seems to stop him. We've been protesting for years

where tf is the lineup

[shell hedge]

Four minutes left

[lunar ridge]

I think they sold the graphic designer too

[topaz crypt]

Yall valencians should each donate like 10 bucks and buy the club

[lunar ridge]

valencia usually post their lineup 1 hour and 10 mins before the match

[shell hedge]

and buy Torres back?

[lunar ridge]

there's been offers but he's not selling for some reason

[topaz crypt]

No wtf

[topaz crypt]

Prankster

[lunar ridge]

we dont want that fraud

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/valenciacf/status/1764001693727908313

Valencia CF (@valenciacf) on X

⚽ XI INICIAL 🆚@realmadrid

#ValenciaRealMadrid 🦇⚪
#ADNVCF

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 6:55 PM

[lunar ridge]

thanks for that

[topaz crypt]

Fraud⁉️😭

[lunar ridge]

wtf

[shell hedge]

Do they make the bench or are fans supposed to guess?

[lunar ridge]

there's not that many players LMAO

[topaz crypt]

Didn’t pay the designer enough

[shell hedge]

Well Serie A clubs write the bench separately but Valencia aren't even doing that

[lunar ridge]

there's not enough players on the first squad to fill the bench they usually have to bring 3 or 4 academy players

we're broke broke

[topaz crypt]

Ngl i love the madrid graphic designs

Especially the squad lists

[shell hedge]

Yeah but they should still say who else is there

[lunar ridge]

they post the convo list

so if theyre not in the starting xi theyre in the bench

[topaz crypt]

Sounds like barcelona

[lunar ridge]

not even close

[shell hedge]

hm.

[grave glen]

We need Madrid lineup

[dapper dagger]

pepelu what do you have for me

[dapper dagger]

it's out

i think

[topaz crypt]

Chat i have time to watch the madrid game today

You know what that means

[lunar ridge]

its over

[topaz crypt]

Valencia conceding 6 today

[feral eagle]

WTH ???
https://fxtwitter.com/FranceRMCF/status/1763998485353734239

[topaz crypt]

Belliham 5, 1 ferran tores og

[grave glen]

Bellyham starting right after injury as well

[dapper dagger]

no brahim no party

[shell hedge]

https://x.com/madridxtra/status/1763999198477750652?s=46

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

❗️Real Madrid will use last season’s purple kit because they are not allowed to use any of their kits this season due to confusion with Valencia’s shorts. @AranchaMOBILE

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 6:45 PM

[topaz crypt]

Belliham relapse until they face us we need

lmaoooo

[shell hedge]

You're green now

[topaz crypt]

Holy shit

[feral eagle]

Brooooo

[topaz crypt]

Mort we’re the same now

Mort hi

We’re on same level

[shell hedge]

mhm

[topaz crypt]

Ngl that’s what yall deserve for releasing 2 same kits

like why do you have two black kits lmao 😭😭

[shell hedge]

No trolling

[lunar ridge]

geographically closest madrid fan

[shell hedge]

No es la verdad porque el partido aún no ha empezado

[lunar ridge]

"ustedes" "todavia"?

esa ya es otra historia

my bad then

hope you enjoy the country

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/OptaJose/status/1764004574182908088?s=20

[mild cedar]

Las Palmas getting opportunity after opportunity to score, c’mon

[topaz crypt]

They’re using the loser kits too 🔥

[dapper dagger]

im smelling a las palmas dagger

[mild cedar]

hope so, got a nice bet going on

[dapper dagger]

fairs

[mild cedar]

Damn, good game nevertheless

[shut belfry]

Fr especially the second half

[grave glen]

https://fixupx.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1763891982990995937?t=rcpyyR8Oc6uYIgY9cZEtmA&s=33

[left patrol]

I have this kit

[grave glen]

Next to Touchmemommy, Diaz has been added to the list of good Madrid players

@lunar ridge tears

Need an elaboration here

[left patrol]

Stop being racist

[shell hedge]

I wonder why Tebas didn't want the Netflix film crew at the stadium

[grave glen]

?

I'm asking the Valencia fan to elaborate

[dapper dagger]

just clocked munuera is in charge of VAR

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-barcelona-gif-10279257771833844405

[leaden oyster]

is there any link for the match

valencia real madrid

[wicked patrol]

Now, you wouldn't wanna get banned buddy

[unreal bay]

Valencia is gonna lose no matter how they play

[leaden oyster]

where can i watch the match

[shell hedge]

on whatever channel it's on

[leaden oyster]

online?

[sleek echo]

How so

[mild cedar]

ESPN+

[frozen wasp]

vamos valencia

[wicked patrol]

Racism

[frozen wasp]

what?

[sleek echo]

Vamos

[frozen wasp]

alfredo duro's going crazy about the match on El Chiringuito TV (twitch channel)

[dapper dagger]

rodrygo is a thug

should be booked

what is he doing

manzano didn't see it fairs

[topaz crypt]

Gaya down 💔

[dapper dagger]

not the first time he gets away with it

we remember

[unreal bay]

Real Madrid being in the race for the title you can expect them to lose

[topaz crypt]

Ship that fraud off wtf

[grave glen]

Needed to see the replay

[topaz crypt]

Shit like this doesn’t happen unintentionally

[dapper dagger]

textbook booking not the first time he does this and gets away with it

[shell hedge]

Foul our players, we foul yours

[dapper dagger]

that's a yellow

they got one he didn't

[shell hedge]

an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

The way of the world

[dapper dagger]

nice card there

[topaz crypt]

A yellow for a nothing

[shell hedge]

They're probably going to stop playing less dirty now

[topaz crypt]

Give replay someone

I need to do var

[dapper dagger]

not the first time

[topaz crypt]

Accident

Obviously

[sleek echo]

I remember that

Absolutely disgusting

From rodrygo

Disgusting player

[dapper dagger]

duro is such a bum 💔

[frozen wasp]

true

[shell hedge]

It's why he's in white and not purple

[dapper dagger]

shameless dive

[grave glen]

Calma Vini

[sterile shadow]

Vini head loss already wow

[shell hedge]

Put your arms around someone like Vini, they will take advantage

[open vector]

That was a foul

[grave glen]

This stadium is a great test of Vino's mental fortitude. I wonder how long it'll take until he breaks

[open vector]

But he got away with it

lol

[sterile shadow]

There has to be a red card this half i think

[dapper dagger]

foul for that lol

it's football not checkers

[sterile shadow]

Of course, it’s madrid

[grave glen]

No? That's not how it works

[gilded oyster]

Man everytime Madrid face Valencia its intense

[sterile shadow]

Vini gets everything he wants 😟

[frozen wasp]

thoughts about el chiringuito?

[shell hedge]

We didn't get a foul

Watch the match instead of guessing

[gilded oyster]

Annoying

[sterile shadow]

I am

[sleek echo]

Imagine vini gets sent off 😭

[grave glen]

It wasn't really a hard shove after seeing the replay

[shell hedge]

@dapper dagger Diaz to come on later and carry?

[sterile shadow]

He’s always yelling at other players and the ref ffs

[dapper dagger]

prob

[shell hedge]

[sterile shadow]

If i was a madrid fan id be pissed with him doing that so often

[dapper dagger]

he's a dickhead

[sterile shadow]

It’s actually annoying man

[frozen wasp]

goooooooooaaaaalll

[sterile shadow]

I hate him but the racism the league has to stop

[frozen wasp]

yaremchuk

[gilded oyster]

Damn

[grave glen]

Lol

[dapper dagger]

goal

1-0

lol

[grave glen]

Odd goal but we take it

[dapper dagger]

🤣🤣🤣

[grave glen]

Likely won't last long

[frozen wasp]

vamos valencia

[sterile shadow]

What a scrappy goal haha

[topaz crypt]

Ferran FC 1-0 Vardrid

[topaz geyser]

this is gonna be a 1 1 game

[rugged lichen]

was that duro

[sleek echo]

GOOOL

[grave glen]

What an odd goal tho lemme see the replay

[topaz geyser]

another die for real

[sleek echo]

GOOOOOL

[sterile shadow]

Camavinga refuses to pass it out the back, alsays wants to dribble

[dapper dagger]

Vini mistake leading to goal @tribal dragon

[thin ermine]

wait whattt

[topaz crypt]

Lmaoo

Warra goal

[topaz geyser]

damn how much i hate valencia

[grave glen]

LOL

This goal man

[sterile shadow]

We’re losing to bilbao tmr but its ok

[topaz geyser]

how did this even go in

[grave glen]

Definitely an intentional goal 💪

[gilded oyster]

Scrappy ah goal

[grave glen]

All according to plan

[rugged lichen]

what was lunin doing

[dapper dagger]

tbf madrid has no chances in the game either

[rugged lichen]

shouldve stayed on his line

[dapper dagger]

just circulation in the midfield

[sterile shadow]

What’s going on with your pfp bro

Till and Whittaker 😂

[weary spoke]

Madrid downfall has started. Maybe someone can catch up

[rugged lichen]

yeah from couple years back

[frozen wasp]

have you guys ever been to mestalla?

[sterile shadow]

Their fight was incredible

Made me a bobby knuckles fan for life

[gilded oyster]

Comeback pending

[rugged lichen]

shame that till fell off a cliff

[dapper dagger]

inevitable

[sterile shadow]

Lowkey tho.. he had a good performance vs ddp

But his takedown defense is the worst I’ve ever seen

[frozen wasp]

goool

[topaz crypt]

2-0

TWO

[mint plaza]

2-0 holy fuck

[copper bison]

i want him gone

[slender olive]

WTF

Hha

[gilded oyster]

Wtf are Madrid doing

[open vector]

Hell no

[grave glen]

Chinajal...

[subtle hollow]

Nahh

[topaz crypt]

MAKE IT 8

[open vector]

Bro lunin is selling so bad

[copper bison]

i want this fucking puta gone

[brittle wolf]

imagine barca win laliga

[sterile shadow]

Omgggg

Hahaha

[copper bison]

get the fuck out of my club

[grave glen]

It's mostly on Chinajal

[dapper dagger]

@ornate matrix

[topaz geyser]

i knew this was coming

[sterile shadow]

Valencia are murdering them with the press wow

[frozen wasp]

dudes are literally crying on el chiringuito tv (twitch) 🤣

[grave glen]

[sleek echo]

2-0 LOOOOL

VAMOOOOOS

[drifting jolt]

Mbappe don't go to that finished club

[sterile shadow]

Woww

[dapper dagger]

owned

[faint turtle]

What i am watching?

[sterile shadow]

The press is incredible

[faint turtle]

Bro?

[subtle hollow]

Carvajal assist

[faint turtle]

We sleeping🤨

[open vector]

How do you say this after watching his performance against girona genuinely?

[copper bison]

i don't care what he does

[open vector]

He has issues with his attitude sure but he’s a baller

[grave glen]

Who?

[open vector]

Ok be blind then

lol

[rugged lichen]

rob looked so good vs costa his chin so sus tho

[open vector]

He’s not leaving tho

[copper bison]

vini

[final wave]

Bro what is real madrid doing

[mild cedar]

Craaaazy, they fell apart for a few minutes

[sterile shadow]

He ate that kick tho

[subtle hollow]

First valencia game I see in a year and I see this 😭

[solid vessel]

What a mistake carvajal made tho

[final wave]

Ahhahaah sameee

[topaz geyser]

more barca fans than real fans here

[sterile shadow]

Costa looked great too @rugged lichen he’s not finished after all

[compact sky]

perez is calling the refs 💀

[sterile shadow]

We own la liga

[open vector]

lol, anything to pray on there downfall

[topaz geyser]

you own shit

[gilded oyster]

[copper bison]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-finger-tapping-twin-peaks-wait-gif-12711737

[topaz crypt]

Madrid is so winning this

[rugged lichen]

need a counter for how many times judes asking for the long ball over the top

[gilded oyster]

I mean he's not wrong

[topaz crypt]

3 goals in 80+ to save the day

[dapper dagger]

we are haters g everytime madrid lose we will be here

[sterile shadow]

If they lose this game and we bottle vs bilbao i give up on the club

[drifting jolt]

Very unserious pass from Kroos there

[gilded oyster]

True

[drifting jolt]

Awful pass

[sleek echo]

Actual tears man, madrid really thought they were getting their revenge

[open vector]

Why hate when Barca are literally in shambles right now, xavi is out at the end of the season y’all got ur own issues

[copper bison]

tbf this is not a real quote

[dapper dagger]

dest was right

[sterile shadow]

Kroos sloppy

That’s new

[dapper dagger]

vini not booked still is mad

investigate asap

[open vector]

Never count out the kings of comebacks LO

[sterile shadow]

Vini can slap the ref’s mom and not get booked

[jade elk]

madrid are still winning this

[subtle hollow]

What is my Indian looking brother Rodrygo doing 😭😭

[topaz geyser]

why is this guy acting like he got stabbed?

[dapper dagger]

we have seen this script before

[rugged lichen]

thats not a booking cmon bro

[sterile shadow]

I’m just hating tbh

But it’s not far from true

[half forum]

2-0 wtf

[sterile shadow]

He gets away with alot

Bring the blue card just to control vini 🙏

[sleek echo]

Fr

[copper bison]

vini wouldn't even play a minute

when the blue card rule is applied

[oak wedge]

What is a blue card?

[copper bison]

oh my friend

[subtle hollow]

How old is Carvajal istg I've seen him play since i was 4"2

[sterile shadow]

It was suggested but i don’t think it was agreed on

[copper bison]

it's basically putting a player out for 10 mins if he gets a foul

[sterile shadow]

Its like a sin bin

[half sinew]

Valencia cooking

[copper bison]

think of it as a red card but temporary

[gilded oyster]

Isn't he like 32

[jade elk]

32

[subtle hollow]

Damn

[gilded oyster]

I was right

[oak wedge]

Carvajal is so washed

[sterile shadow]

Isn’t it for misbehaving? And not fouls

Fouls are yellow

[subtle hollow]

I thought he was mid to late 30s

[open vector]

FIFA president said blue card is never happening

[copper bison]

from what i read it was fouls but i could be mistaken

[copper bison]

what about UEFA

[sterile shadow]

I think it’s for yelling at the ref or wasting time

Fouls would be yellow

In theory its nice but just give out more yellows instead of making a blue card

[mint plaza]

I sniff the robbery incoming

[copper bison]

we're both right

[dark musk]

[subtle hollow]

Blue cards are a terrible idea

[copper bison]

it's for dissent and cynical fouls

[dark musk]

i came happy here

[lunar ridge]

lovin this match

[copper bison]

absolutely yeah

[teal prairie]

Madrid getting demolished

[copper bison]

they're shit

[dark musk]

fr

[teal prairie]

Bro I put money in Madrid winning

And now they decide to lose

[lunar ridge]

lol

[dark musk]

5-0 tonight

[sterile shadow]

What’s a cynical foul

[subtle hollow]

With that username? 😭

[dark musk]

revenge

[willow ledge]

Give my idol pini his pen 😭

[mint plaza]

Keep doing that please

[sterile shadow]

Stopping a counter?

[dark musk]

[copper bison]

deliberate foul

not even attempting to touch the ball

[sterile shadow]

Pulling shirt etc

Makes sense

It would be too hard to implement

[oak wedge]

What type of weird AI told you that barca is winning all of their games lmao

[willow ledge]

Ref not siding with Madrid this time wow

[sterile shadow]

It would waste more time

[jade elk]

delusion

[dapper dagger]

fairs

[sterile shadow]

Idc about the league

Lets just get to the semis in the ucl

[copper bison]

i want a liga more than ucl

[sterile shadow]

That makes sense

[jade elk]

we're losing tomorrow ffs

[sterile shadow]

Madrid fans aren’t used to winning la ligas consistently

[unreal veldt]

At this point it isn’t spectacular if you win UCL again😭

[unreal bay]

When Mbappe is gonna join Real Madrid this league is going to be worth watching it

[topaz crypt]

Mbappe is mid

[open vector]

Crazy

L take

[copper bison]

i mean i'd be happy winning the 15th but it doesn't seem likely considering the teams in this season

[jade elk]

barcelona*

[copper bison]

so i'd prefer a league title

[oak wedge]

Madrid will be worth watching

Not the league overall

[copper bison]

i've always said that i don't think our team will still hold on to the final

since the beginning of the season

but idk i could be proven wrong

[rugged lichen]

madrid 2nd favs for ucl

[unreal bay]

With the money Barcelona has they cant afford to buy Haaland

[rugged lichen]

after city

[sleek echo]

3-0 valencia soon we will be there

[unreal bay]

I'm only watching Real Madrid games because Jude is playing for them

[sterile shadow]

What does Valverde offer the team

No hate serious question

[sleek echo]

Seriously

He’s overrated

[copper bison]

are we really about to turn into Arsenal at the end of the season

fucking hope not

[sterile shadow]

I feel like he’s better off the ball

[open vector]

?

[sleek echo]

They really say he’s better then de Jong

[rugged lichen]

uruguayan conor gallagher hes a roadrunner

just there for a cardio sesh

[sterile shadow]

He’s got a really good shot but he’s not great technically

[pale sequoia]

Let's keep the win Valencia!!

[sterile shadow]

Kroos leaving will hurt madrid

[dapper dagger]

https://vxtwitter.com/finallyxpablo/status/1764021549214937422?s=20

disgusting

[dapper dagger]

literally their best player

[unreal bay]

Stability sometimes

[copper bison]

wait

[sterile shadow]

Imagine a camavinga Valverde Tchouameni midfield trio

[subtle hollow]

"when Mbappe joins real madrid"

[copper bison]

what the fuck?

are we wearing the purple kit???

[sterile shadow]

Zero ball distribution just vibes

[subtle hollow]

Yes

[lunar ridge]

lolololooo valencia aleeee

[copper bison]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[lunar ridge]

voy a morir por ti

[dapper dagger]

Bellingham generational stinker

[oak wedge]

?

[rugged lichen]

if they got klopp it would be incredible

[pale sequoia]

Duro make brace or hattrick pls

[copper bison]

why do we wear a kit from last season

stinker season

[unreal bay]

This time it's half confirmed

[sterile shadow]

They’ll get alonso i think but in 2026

[unreal bay]

Some say that Pedri is better

[rugged lichen]

not if alonso goes to liverpool

[dapper dagger]

wome then

[sterile shadow]

I hope he does

[open vector]

Hell no

[sterile shadow]

Valverde brother your team needs you

Meep meep and inshallah ball

[unreal bay]

If Real Madrid would buy Erling then it's over

[charred wadi]

like your entire family tree

[copper bison]

Haaland

needs

debryune

[dapper dagger]

i am 14 years old i would please ask you to be nicer to me

[charred wadi]

you're like 24

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-barcelona-gif-10279257771833844405

[unreal bay]

While playing for Dortmund he had Bellingham

[oak wedge]

Mentally he's 14

[dapper dagger]

bio check

[charred wadi]

mentally he aint even born yet

[unreal bay]

Bellingham Haaland was the best duo in Bundesliga

[rugged lichen]

14yo de jong stan

[charred wadi]

GOAL

GOAL

1-2

VINININ

VINI SCORED

[teal prairie]

It’s over man

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-junior-vini-jr-vinijr-vinicius-vinicius-jr-gif-7467399964454146743

[teal prairie]

Madrid won

We all know what happens from here

[oak wedge]

This goals are so weird.....

[teal prairie]

It’s done

[open vector]

GOalll

[shell hedge]

Goal at the nick of time

[oak wedge]

What is happening???

[shell hedge]

Let's go

[unreal bay]

Wtf is wrong with that gk

[teal prairie]

You can’t fucking concede

[open vector]

lets go the comeback is happening

[teal prairie]

In the first half

[dapper dagger]

it's over

[teal prairie]

When ur up 2-0

[open vector]

it was inevitable

[teal prairie]

It’s done

[open vector]

💀

bro its the comeback kings

[dapper dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/oaklinks-monkey-monkey-sad-monkey-acceptance-accepted-fate-gif-2475706523799954133

[teal prairie]

Now they’re guaranteed the win

[rugged lichen]

vini owns those racists

[gilded oyster]

Comeback on

[pale sequoia]

LET'S GO VALENCIA!

[open vector]

FACTS

vini owns all of them

[teal prairie]

Even if they tie 2-2 they’ll get a last minute penalty and win 3-2

[unreal bay]

It's over

[unreal bay]

Average Real Madrid game

[faint turtle]

VAMOOOOS

VINICIUUUUUIS

golazooooo

[pale sequoia]

Make the brace or hattrick DURO

[compact sky]

real called the refs 💀 😢

[faint turtle]

Cry

Comeback - vini Hattrick

[open vector]

vini shutting up the fans i love it

[grave glen]

Did Vini just drop a disaster class only to come in with that dagger? Owari da

[unreal bay]

Ppl forget about how Real Madrid won against Almeria

[faint turtle]

🤣🤣

[dapper dagger]

most obvious 2-3 of all time

[faint turtle]

Comeback is real!

HALAMADRID

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1764031745932824970

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) on X

VINI JR! 🤍✊

Twitter · Mar 2, 2024, 8:55 PM

[topaz geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dthang-gif-23265832

[open vector]

LMAO

[pale sequoia]

Get the W Valencia!!!

[faint turtle]

🫡

[final wave]

vini should've shown his dick to valencia fans

[copper bison]

IShowMeat

[unreal bay]

It's not possible

[faint turtle]

Fr

[half sinew]

Wait till the ref adds +50 mins so madrid can score

[unreal bay]

Real

[shell hedge]

It's Gil

Things will go well enough

[gilded oyster]

Nah it's gonna be 3-2 before 90

[open vector]

facts

lmfao

[tribal dragon]

PUTA VARDRID

[sleek echo]

The ref is actually gonna make madrid win this

I knew it

There’s just no way they’re letting valencia beat madrid