la-liga

[charred wadi]

What a comparison

UCL final vs la liga game

Shameless

[twilit solstice]

you had to go back 10 years ago for happinessz

tears

rma fans are disperate

[charred wadi]

desperate*

also nah

We won a trophy already

We are on track to win la liga

[twilit solstice]

the worst trophy*

what a achievement!

[charred wadi]

Unlike atletico who can compete once every ten years but bottle it everytime

[twilit solstice]

you will bottle this title to girona

get ready

[charred wadi]

Sure

[pale pecan]

[shell hedge]

You literally just lost a match you could've won easily

[twilit solstice]

so what

they defended well

and we didn't take our chances

[shell hedge]

And you missed how many sitters?

[twilit solstice]

they deserved to win

[twilit solstice]

okay?

like what do you want me to do

[shell hedge]

Not project

[twilit solstice]

i am not

its just funny how rma fanboys need billbao to make yourself happy

tears

[shell hedge]

It didn't make me happy

I expected that to happen

[pale pecan]

https://www.marca.com/futbol/real-madrid/2024/02/07/65c376a0e2704ef9b48b459a.html

[twilit solstice]

never ever cry and say we robbed anyone

port

[pale pecan]

bru i woke up ealry to go running, now 4th day in a row but no energy. wow💀

looks like girona class will be goal fest
mendy - tchou - carva - 🐐quez

[twilit solstice]

dovbyck dagger we will be there

[shell hedge]

Looking for other teams to succeed to make yourself happy

tears

[twilit solstice]

it will be amazing when girona lifts that title

I am gonna make fun of your club for the rest of time

if this happens

get ready

[pale pecan]

ok i will watch that match even if it will be at 2 AM 💀
have a feeling it will be funny

[shell hedge]

Didn't say it will be

[pale pecan]

cockyfor a reason
we easily beat them on their own ground

[twilit solstice]

you did

port

don't make me go look for it

[pale pecan]

[shell hedge]

What you're thinking of is me saying "we beat Las Palmas easily at home" before the away match happened

[jade elk]

mort atletico still have a 2nd leg

[shell hedge]

I didn't say "Girona will be easy"

[twilit solstice]

its gonna take a miracle to win at san mames

[jade elk]

true

they've lost once this entire season there

[twilit solstice]

with this finishing it will be very hard

[grave glen]

2nd leg will be atletico madrids leg

2-1 comeback

[twilit solstice]

NO

[shut hatch]

pathetico lost lolol

banter club

[twilit solstice]

hmmm

[chilly patrol]

generational mid off

[twilit solstice]

touchmemommy is overrated

[chilly patrol]

would be your greatest ever player

[twilit solstice]

in his dreams*

[shut hatch]

Where the f does Arsenal get into the picture

3-1 though

[twilit solstice]

wha

what

[shut hatch]

i mean

againts liverpool

when will pathetico beat liverpool

wont even go through in ucl

againts inter

although liverpool is in uel

uel team is better than atletico

even worse

🫣

[twilit solstice]

we beat liverpool 4-2 in the ucl

varsenal fans shouldn't be talking uel and ucl because you haven't won either

[plain beacon]

Owned

[vernal wedge]

hala madrid

[chilly patrol]

Top 5 midfielders in La liga this season:

1. Toni Kroos
2. Jude Bellingham
3. Isco Alarcon
4. Fede Valverde
5. Aleix Garcia

[kind sorrel]

I see abouslutly 0 baise in this list

Absolutely*

[plain beacon]

Where's Turkish Messi guler

I'm so done with madrid fand not rating guler, he's been class every match

Haven't seen such a bench warmer since 2022 camavinga

[chilly patrol]

holding more trophies than all your mids this season

tbf

[grizzled hazel]

only barcelona fans called guler turkish messi

[plain beacon]

And held more bench than any mid in the world

[grizzled hazel]

i didn’t get hype for this transfer i was against
i wanted promote arribas at the start of the season

[grave glen]

hola

[plain beacon]

Madrid wanted to look cool in the transfer window and hijacked barca's deal only to get scammed

Paid 30m to guler's father just for his son to clean the benches at madrid

[grave glen]

guler is good though

[grizzled hazel]

actually guller is young he can be decent in the future look at brahim situation at the start of the season

[dapper dagger]

warra gametime

[grizzled hazel]

warra defensive skill for ding dong

give him jogging or he will retire

[dapper dagger]

gol de guler in training

magical finish

[grizzled hazel]

rejected washed barcelona

[dapper dagger]

thoughts on 30m commission

[grave glen]

in Fenerbahce he was

[grizzled hazel]

give de jong double salary or he will be worse than ceballos

[dapper dagger]

he can't get game time in this madrid side in which vini is off form rodrygo is back to his back good self of ghosting and joselu

methinks

[grave glen]

I agree

there are too many good players at madrid

who will he even replace?

[plain beacon]

The sunny Catalonia weather keeps our benches warm, we don't need guler for that

[grave glen]

chill bro he is just 18

[dapper dagger]

holy own 😭😭

[grizzled hazel]

sure you don t needs guler like this swedish kid who rejected you for fucking tottenham but before rejecting you all hyping up

[dapper dagger]

he knew he was not even starting for the B team so he said fairs let's try and crack spurs starting XI

[plain beacon]

Madrid fan talking about rejection?

[grizzled hazel]

that’s why every person in your fanbase have orgazm beacuse of him

[dapper dagger]

holy cringe

[grizzled hazel]

you bootle the transfer beacuse of tottenham calm down buddy

[plain beacon]

I wish we had the same pull as madrid, can't believe madrid pulled mbappe in their first try

[grizzled hazel]

i wish we had the same money as barcelona every players around the world will be ours

[chilly patrol]

and pedri held more hospital bed time than any other mid itw, but when he's fully fit he's as useful as a benched guler 😭 😭

rest, worry about being 8 points behind

[grizzled hazel]

cook

[plain beacon]

Pedri had more appearance at 18 years of age than 24 year old toomuchmoney had last season 😭

[dapper dagger]

thoughts on pedri being 4 months out and still having created more big chances than your entire midfield combined

[chilly patrol]

result: got thrashed 4-1 in a final and is 8 points behind in the league

[dapper dagger]

arda guler is warming up 85'.

[chilly patrol]

gavi will own vardrid next clasico

[grizzled hazel]

source : ding dong ucl goal

[chilly patrol]

keep that trophy then because pedri wont make it past 25 appearances a season for the rest of his career

[dapper dagger]

respect your owner at 17 pal

[grizzled hazel]

pavi will be like jesse rodriquez after this injury

[chilly patrol]

pavi will be shipped off to getafe to fight under bordalas

perfect match too icl

[dapper dagger]

guler is malaga bound tears

[grizzled hazel]

de jong is china bound

[chilly patrol]

tigrinho 🐯 will be a depth piece for garcia pimienta

tears i just clocked that de jong will finish his barcelona career with 0 ucls but it's okay because atp he'd be a billionaire

[dapper dagger]

endrick next pele will play alongside arribas in garitano superteam by 2025

[chilly patrol]

36 year old retiree gundog is your best player btw

fermin lopass isnt even making it out

[grizzled hazel]

midri gonna end up in secunda division

[dapper dagger]

-600k per week for hazard

owned

[chilly patrol]

served the same job as pedri

[grizzled hazel]

de jong avi talking about salary 💀💀

[chilly patrol]

difference is pedri is paid less and isnt fat

yet

[dapper dagger]

i laffed

[grizzled hazel]

same amount of asist last season tho

[chilly patrol]

😭

hazza regen

[grizzled hazel]

average ceballos performances

[chilly patrol]

dude sent a ceballos comp

i dont rate him

[dapper dagger]

pedrito will mark spain's next golden era thoughts about that pelize

[grizzled hazel]

golden era in hospital

[chilly patrol]

I'll have this convo when he can consistently make it out of the hospital

[dapper dagger]

blame your manager g

70 games/ season and got called up to carry you in euros

fairs

[chilly patrol]

would stink up the pitch

rather see merino on

no wonder we didnt win shit with midri but won nations league without him

😭 😭 😭

[dapper dagger]

bait used to be believable owari da

[chilly patrol]

spain won an international trophy when pedri was injured

he's not needed fortunately for us

[grizzled hazel]

https://x.com/joselumato9/status/229681701629091841?s=46

[chilly patrol]

wtf

[plain beacon]

Ceballos was healthy and still wasn't called up 😭

[chilly patrol]

yeah cos hes shit

lol

im not defending that bum

[grizzled hazel]

imagine defending crap like ceballos

only barcelona fans can do that

[plain beacon]

How come you're repping tchouameni then

[pale pecan]

hmm i smeell turks

[pale pecan]

iyi misin kardeşim

turks will invade carlo residence soon

[chilly patrol]

what

i am not turkish pal

[pale pecan]

strange

[chilly patrol]

nobody likes ceballos

[pale pecan]

here is an idea dont generalise your thoughts

what do you think of nico paz?

[chilly patrol]

he's ok

should loan him out

[pale pecan]

[chilly patrol]

what

[grizzled hazel]

he’s special talent

he needs play time in more experience league so we should loan him

[pale pecan]

fair

[plain beacon]

La fabrica generates one talent a decade and you're suggesting loaning him out instead of giving minutes at madrid

[dapper dagger]

special talent

[grizzled hazel]

beacuse we aren’t broke and desperate to using wonder kids from la fabrica

[grizzled hazel]

more goals in ucl than ding dong

[plain beacon]

What happened to that Uruguayan guy that scored a goal last season and got called generational talent only for him to disappear all of a sudden

[dapper dagger]

19 minutes in laliga fairs

more than guler 😭😭😭

[chilly patrol]

carvajal was loaned out

[chilly patrol]

better than guiu tbf

[grizzled hazel]

get injured at the start of season and he isn’t good enough for first squad

[plain beacon]

Maybe because you can't produce a good enough talent to start one in the first team

[grizzled hazel]

🤓

[chilly patrol]

you only start talents in first team because the level of your first team is fucking shit

[grizzled hazel]

facts

[chilly patrol]

guiu & balde lol

fati 😭 😭

cant crack it at brighton

[pale pecan]

novody called him generational
dont create things lol

[chilly patrol]

gavi 🕊️

[plain beacon]

Guiu has more goals in champions league this season than guler has minutes 😭

[grizzled hazel]

everyone who knows alvaro before that goal know he isn’t good enough for first squad

[chilly patrol]

nico paz has more ucl goals than ding dong

[dapper dagger]

good evening gentlemen just came to inform you that Arda Guler who has been at the club for 7!! MONTHS has played 9 minutes total in laliga

3 million per minute

next hazard?

[grave glen]

Who's winning this season?

I am excited for the play offs

[plain beacon]

And yet those academy talents end up owning you lot

[dapper dagger]

your best products end up in almeria

[chilly patrol]

pedri when fully fit is similar to his hospital form

[grizzled hazel]

it’s your like 5th time today when you texting about guler blud has obsession

[grave glen]

Your team is dependant on 16yo's

[pale pecan]

are you sure about that

[grave glen]

Both aren't great

Utrecht youth development better

[dapper dagger]

our 16 yos are better than your starters tbf

[chilly patrol]

your best ended up in the mls

tears

[plain beacon]

That's 6.6m per minute of his transfer
Unreal business from madrid 🔥🔥

[dapper dagger]

yamal is better than vini and cubarsi is better than nacho 😭👋

[chilly patrol]

your 16yo has 1 laliga goal pal

[grave glen]

Mertens, Amrabat, Haller all palyed at the club in the past 15 years

[grizzled hazel]

holy cringe

[dapper dagger]

and Fort is better than fran garcia

[grizzled hazel]

yamal gonna end up like fati

[chilly patrol]

fati regen

i will check in in 2 years

[dapper dagger]

❗ Vini has lost possesion 36 times out of 74 touches, the most in laliga history

[chilly patrol]

vini makes it 3 and completes a hattrick before half time

[grizzled hazel]

source : barca 6th ucl

[dapper dagger]

great assist from perez

[chilly patrol]

insane cope

[pale pecan]

ucl will return to barcelona

[plain beacon]

Vini at 18 years of age was getting called somalian by his own teammates

[dapper dagger]

most shameless dive of all time btw

[dapper dagger]

own😭

[grizzled hazel]

if yamal was born in brazil he would sell sandwiches on the streets for living

[chilly patrol]

yamal should stick to schoolwork, football aint for everyone

[dapper dagger]

bodied guler

he can still go to uni imo

[plain beacon]

If yamal was born in brazil he would be playing the racism card for his PR but fortunately he has manners

[chilly patrol]

guler from the bench plays as well as fully fit pedri

[grizzled hazel]

he let club down against bilbao

[grizzled hazel]

ain’t reading

[dapper dagger]

anyway

[plain beacon]

Roque will lead the path for brazil

[chilly patrol]

roque will hold bench for endrick when it matters most

[plain beacon]

Pini the neymar regen and endrick the pele regen have already exposed themselves as fraud

[plain beacon]

He gave his best rodrygo expression

[dapper dagger]

following in vini x rodrygo international career steps

fairs

[chilly patrol]

roque has been sent off

[dapper dagger]

another great assist from perez

what a player

[chilly patrol]

send roque to jail imo

[grizzled hazel]

yes

[chilly patrol]

thug should be locked up for that heinous challenge

[plain beacon]

Valverde would be locked up for 10 years then

Imagine punching a player and getting away with it

[dapper dagger]

gol de Llorente, madrid bottled it 93'

[chilly patrol]

arauhole from jail would defend about as well as he is now

[dapper dagger]

bodied rudiger

[chilly patrol]

rodrygo makes it 4-1, barcelona arw getting humiliated

[grizzled hazel]

gol de vini junior and he completed the hat trick!

[dapper dagger]

❗ madrid play a title deciding game with 0 cbs! another bottling in bound

[plain beacon]

La fabrica is such a great academy they've already trained their players to spend some jailtime beforehand so they have some experience for the future

[chilly patrol]

0 cbs defense will concede less goals than BACK

😭 😭

tears

[dapper dagger]

and it's 4-0 Dovbyk with a hattrick, madrid is getting humiliated in bernabeu

crazy scenes

[grizzled hazel]

carvajal as cb is better than assraujo this season 💀

[plain beacon]

Kepa has kept more clean sheets than "I deserved the ballon d'or" courtois

[chilly patrol]

you actually conceded 4 to them and we kept a clean sheet with tchouameni playing as cb

[grizzled hazel]

no one was said courtois deserved for ballon d or what you smocking

[chilly patrol]

fighting the voices in his head fairs

being 8 points behind and losing 3 clasicos in a row does that to you

[plain beacon]

We're impersonating Madrid from last year but madrid lost the league with 10 points and not 8 points

[chilly patrol]

in order to impersonate madrid from last year you'd have to actually win clasicos and not be knocked out of the cdr already

failed already ❌

[plain beacon]

Kessie scores!!! The comeback is complete
Madrid losing a league defining match at Camp Nou

[chilly patrol]

benzema makes it 4 and completes his hattrick in the camp nou to knock barcelona out of the copa del rey

as an honest barcelona fan i think vinicius benzema benzema benzema bellingham bellingham vinicius vinicius vinicius rodrygo

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter .com/OptaJose/status/1755516243707097243?s=20 @dapper dagger thoughts?

[chilly patrol]

failed to link

[grave glen]

Bruh

[chilly patrol]

pozpin

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/OptaJose/status/1755516243707097243?s=20

[chilly patrol]

ive seen this before

[plain beacon]

Where is baila pini 😭

[chilly patrol]

holding his trophy this season

of which barcelona has none

😭 😭 👍

[plain beacon]

Imagine getting outperformed by a 16 year old in his first professional season 😭

I'd actually start another racism campaign

[chilly patrol]

1 laliga goal

will end 2027 with a free transfer to melilla

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/DataMB_/status/1755514050702876945?s=20

@twilit solstice come out

[chilly patrol]

he's a massive de paul hater

[grave glen]

I thought De Paul doesnt do such passes

[thick saddle]

“Midri” huh? 😄 @opaque thicket

[chilly patrol]

will be taken seriously when he's fit consistently

[grave glen]

He's been fit for 8 games or so now. Two more games till he breaks the streak 💪

[chilly patrol]

jinxed it right there

👋

owned

[plain beacon]

Wth

[chilly patrol]

watch your language

[grave glen]

Ozpin never jinxes. When he actually predicts he gets things right all the time

[plain beacon]

Bellingham

Wow

K!ke perez

Damn

[chilly patrol]

well yeah because it's a slur

[plain beacon]

Shame on perez' parents then

[chilly patrol]

it's not pronounced like that obviously

[naive flame]

how did i just understand and realize ronaldo is already 39

wtf

[opaque thicket]

now show hospital stats

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1755567799647293918?s=20

[dapper dagger]

neymar regen at 16

fairs

[dapper dagger]

fluke win doesn't count

[plain beacon]

He doesn't need to

Super league will be well and running at that time

[chilly patrol]

first ever w

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1755582335116845191?s=20

[plain beacon]

A league president talking like a fan from the streets

He knows he screwed up by choking barca and making messi leave which made la liga irrelevant and their views dropped

Now he's twerking for mbappe to join so his pockets could be filled

[chilly patrol]

why is he talking so much

[mellow sequoia]

come on kylian

just come already

[kindred stag]

Ofc....I bet he's giggling inside

[grave glen]

K

[pale pecan]

ewww

nsfw on football chat

[shut belfry]

https://x.com/barca_buzz/status/1755604903563788762?s=12&t=mEnSyvzgKeM3xw-cv1ECFg

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz) on X

❗️Blue cards to be introduced for football sin-bins. The new card will see players removed from the field for 10 minutes if they commit a cynical foul or show dissent. 🟦

Via: @TeleFootball

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 2:50 PM

[pale pecan]

yestarday it was green

wtf is going on

[gaunt jetty]

Mbappé to real Madrid here we go

[shut hatch]

„show dissent"

what exactly does this mean

if you don't agree with the decision

you sent off?

[dapper dagger]

in other words half our XI will be getting blue carded every game

[grave glen]

Arguing with the referee excessively

[plain beacon]

Yelling at the refree

It'll apply to everyone but vini

[grave glen]

They're trolling

[twilit solstice]

stats merchants

[dapper dagger]

we use stats because your eye test stinks pal

[grizzled hazel]

Araujo your days are numbered

[plain beacon]

If anything vini would spend more time off the pitch than on the pitch the way he yells at refree after every dive

[grave glen]

Can't accept De Paul has been balling....

[twilit solstice]

he hasn't

the eye test says otherwise

he had 1 good game vs girona

calma

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/smells-bad-philip-blake-fbi-international-im-outta-here-it-stinks-gif-25907377

Safe eye test

[twilit solstice]

pzpin

if de paul was so great

he would have made the line splitting pass for us to score vs billbao

i never trust stats i only trust the eye test

[frozen wasp]

hope girona beats madrid this weekend

[plain beacon]

One game

He's been class this season

[twilit solstice]

no he hasn't

average at best

inconsistent

i would sell him to barca

[plain beacon]

Above average and levels above last season

[manic blade]

😭😭😭

[twilit solstice]

no

[manic blade]

real ozil too

[plain beacon]

De paul roberto swap deal

[twilit solstice]

ozil really talking like this

ozil is still hurting when we knocked out his club in 2018

[plain beacon]

He needs to get a job asap

[twilit solstice]

no

[plain beacon]

De paul has been easily atletico's 2nd best player this season

This forced hate won't change the fact

[twilit solstice]

deluded

not even close

koke has been better

people don't watch games but stats

[plain beacon]

The games I've watched de paul was class in most of them

[twilit solstice]

average yesterday

average most of the time except the girona game

calma

I would sell him to a prem club the second a good offer comes in

[plain beacon]

Average yesterday?

[twilit solstice]

yes

horribly average

[plain beacon]

What kind of standard have you set for your team

[twilit solstice]

to beat billlbao at home?

is that too much to ask for?

[plain beacon]

Not de paul's fault rest of the team stinks

[twilit solstice]

if de paul can't make the line breaking pass then he needs to leave

[grave glen]

Only his crosses were booty cheeks. Other than that, he and Lino were ur best players

[twilit solstice]

Lino was better then de paul in every way

[plain beacon]

And get who?

[twilit solstice]

brais mendez from sociedad

we were linked with him before

i would accept a 50 million offer for de paul

[twilit solstice]

ah yes a midfielder who can't pass into dangerous areas is considered good

or be creative at all

[plain beacon]

De paul 4 cc and 100% dribble - Harassment

Lino 1 cc and 1/3 dribbles - Flirting

[twilit solstice]

Lino was taking shoots and was our most dangerous player yesterday

please watch the game

[plain beacon]

Shot accuracy 0% 🔥

[twilit solstice]

because he was unlucky?

I swear barca fans if you want de paul so much take him

[grave glen]

Ironic how he made the most key passes in the team yesterday

[twilit solstice]

I am not gonna put up with 2nd rate players

[plain beacon]

Tbf I didn't watch the game but the stats between the two have a huge margin

[twilit solstice]

stats can never match the eye test

[twilit solstice]

ahahahahahah

we found him

[plain beacon]

Didn't even know they were playing 😭

[grave glen]

Even the eye test says so. He was one of the very few whose passes made some form of difference in the attack. And he provided some defensive stability as well

[twilit solstice]

he wasn't

[grave glen]

He was

[twilit solstice]

it wasn't stablel at all

he just gave away fouls

greizmann did better at defense then de paul

[grave glen]

Pretty sure he won most of his defensive duels

[grave glen]

Owari da...

[plain beacon]

Eye test proves kroos is mid but that's not the case is it

[twilit solstice]

no he didn't

[grave glen]

Yes he did

[twilit solstice]

kroos is world class

[plain beacon]

So is de paul

[twilit solstice]

no he isn't

I would sell him to your club

without a second thought

[grave glen]

What's Atletico's next match

[twilit solstice]

sevilla

sunday

[grave glen]

De Paul masterclass to make Safe apologize then

[plain beacon]

He'll call it a fluke

[twilit solstice]

stat padding vs small teams una'

it won't happen though

[grave glen]

A fluke doesn't last for a month and a half now...

[twilit solstice]

sevilla will have de paul on lock

[twilit solstice]

1 game*

[plain beacon]

He's a hater

[grave glen]

I'm familiar with De Paul's game, he always becomes good in the second half of the season

[twilit solstice]

I am a hater for wanting the best?

crazy

de paul couldn't provide the line splitting pass vs billbao

when it mattered

so never ever call him world class

[plain beacon]

9 players in your squad earn more than de paul

[twilit solstice]

he is a average player

[plain beacon]

Should focus on those frauds

[twilit solstice]

so what

[plain beacon]

Except grizzy

[twilit solstice]

you are hyping up de paul

not the other players

[plain beacon]

Not hyping

[grave glen]

Some of his passes actually started most of Atletico's attacks tho?

[twilit solstice]

really hyping him up

[plain beacon]

Saying he's been atletico's one of the best players this season

[grave glen]

Probably cuz he and Lino were the only good players yesterday

[twilit solstice]

clearly weren't good

[twilit solstice]

he wasn't good

[grave glen]

Morata offside tax I'm afraid

[twilit solstice]

he isn't

[twilit solstice]

depay?

i won't be suprised if we tie with sevilla with de paul starting

[grave glen]

And of course Depay soon-to-be-deported-to-saudi tax

[plain beacon]

Cholo himself wouldn't let de paul leave

[grave glen]

Cholo knows ball

[twilit solstice]

we were this close to selling him in the summer

[plain beacon]

And he turned up proving everyone wrong now

[twilit solstice]

if de paul doesn't start perfoming again he will need to start learning german

[plain beacon]

Would be an upgrade

[twilit solstice]

he hasn't turned up since the girona game

[grave glen]

Griezzy + De Paul linkup in the San Siro to make Safe quit yapping

[twilit solstice]

this is not happening

Inter is gonna win

[grave glen]

I'll come back to this

[twilit solstice]

inter is much better

our performance vs billbao proved everything

[plain beacon]

He might support inter than watching de paul drop a masterclass

[grave glen]

Didn't say Atletico are gonna win. I said Griezzy+De Paul linkup will cook

[twilit solstice]

cook up a lose

[grave glen]

Cook up a great performance*

[twilit solstice]

why would i support the other team?

[twilit solstice]

you think I care?

i want wins not performances

[plain beacon]

By the looks of it I won't be surprised if you did

[grave glen]

Wdym? How do u enjoy football if results are all u care about on a consistent basis

[twilit solstice]

de paul can have a game better then zidane

if we lose it won't matter

[grave glen]

Safe have been taking notes from Mort

[twilit solstice]

unlike you barca fans

i want to dream of winning a ucl

but with de paul on this team it won't happen '

[grave glen]

Keyword here is consistent. It's fine if u drop a stinker but win regardless, but to do it for, say, 7 games in a row or so? Nah, something is up

[twilit solstice]

de paul has the creativity of cement drying

[twilit solstice]

we need to win a trophy this season

barca fans don't understand my wish to win a ucl

you already have 5

[grave glen]

Would be difficult. Not only is Atletico facing Bilbao at San Mames, but also Ozpin's predictions that never go wrong

[plain beacon]

That's not happening anytime soon

[twilit solstice]

good for you

[twilit solstice]

yeah thats why we need better players

[plain beacon]

Especially with super league coming soon you can kiss goodbye to thay dream

[twilit solstice]

don't tell me what these players are

[twilit solstice]

we won't join the super legue

[grave glen]

It'll take a decade or so. The writing is on the wall, it's inevitable. But it won't happen anytime soon

[plain beacon]

In need of better players while trying to get rid of de paul?

[twilit solstice]

yes

we need a player who can make this killer passes

[plain beacon]

Super league will start from next year

[plain beacon]

Good luck finding that

[twilit solstice]

saul has more assists then de paul.....

ahhaahhahahaa

do you rate saul now

[plain beacon]

You've gone from being an eye test merchant to stat merchant now

Stop

[twilit solstice]

i am just using your logic

[plain beacon]

My logic is eye test

[twilit solstice]

please catch up

[twilit solstice]

I have watched de paul this entire season '

he is not creative at all

de paul is a worse mac allister

[shell hedge]

You guys ready for football to be ruined even more?

There's so many problems with this that it's questionable it was even talked about

[twilit solstice]

no one cares port

just trust the process

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1755634949435044011

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) on X

Mesut Özil reacting to the ‘blue card’ trial rule:

“So Atletico Madrid will only play with 6 players then?”

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 4:49 PM

[twilit solstice]

ozil still hurts from 2018

when we knocked out his club from europa leauge

and don't say "but but ucl" because ozil never won ijt

[gilded oyster]

Wtf

Why lol

[shell hedge]

🦅

[charred wadi]

https://twitter.com/M10/status/1755631463129555443

Mesut Özil (@M10) on X

So Atletico Madrid will only play with 6 players then? 🤔🟦

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 4:35 PM

😭😭

[unreal veldt]

Özil irrelevant af

Can I post it now too?

[gilded oyster]

🦅

Is Spanish permitted here

Or no

[shell hedge]

Yes

[gilded oyster]

Okay

[bright basalt]

Stupid rule tbh

[plain beacon]

Such a jobless troll

That's why kdb is 10 times better than this fraud

[charred wadi]

No hes not

Ozil is 10x the player KDB is

[shell hedge]

How many millions does he have in his bank account?

I'm pretty sure Ozil could retire for the rest of his life if he wanted to

[plain beacon]

Lmao

He's not

One of the most overrated players

[gilded oyster]

You don't know

Ball

[charred wadi]

Holy shit man what have I just read

https://tenor.com/view/mesut-ozil-goal-gif-18904241

KDB COULD NEVER RECREATE THIS.

[twilit solstice]

delusional

kdb is clear of ozil on every level

[twilit solstice]

ozil can only dream of a treble

kdb makes ozil look average

[charred wadi]

Ok

[twilit solstice]

ozil can't even win a ucl with franco fc

ahhahahahahaha

[grizzled hazel]

holy cringe

[twilit solstice]

hahahahahaha

[twilit solstice]

yes what ozil said is cringe

[grizzled hazel]

he said truth

[twilit solstice]

as usual catching Ls

[grizzled hazel]

🐶💔

[uneven portal]

ozil the goat

[twilit solstice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8DQAyrTXc&ab_channel=AFTV

hahahahahahahaha

hold it

[uneven portal]

where's your UCL

[twilit solstice]

ozil never won a ucl

ahhaahhahahahaha

you can't even do "but but ucl" 🤓

[grizzled hazel]

he had world cup

[twilit solstice]

just like de paul

hold

[grizzled hazel]

messi dick rider

[uneven portal]

how tf did he not win one

[twilit solstice]

still has a world cup

[uneven portal]

wait

[twilit solstice]

fraud

hahahahahahahaha

[uneven portal]

imagine laughing like that in 2024

[twilit solstice]

cope

[uneven portal]

freaking boomer

[twilit solstice]

hold

hahahahahahaha

[grizzled hazel]

he probably pushing 30 nerd and he's in mother's basement

[twilit solstice]

kidding I am 19

rma fans can't handle the truth

crazy

[grizzled hazel]

30 in my book

[uneven portal]

I would support Schalke instead of Atletico NGL

[twilit solstice]

yeah enjoy 2nd division

maybe its your fav league

[uneven portal]

better than going to finals and losing over and over again

[grizzled hazel]

prefer watching second division than support racist club

[twilit solstice]

you are proving my point

[grizzled hazel]

ratio

[twilit solstice]

beating your club in 2013?

[twilit solstice]

alaba incident

[uneven portal]

my club?

[twilit solstice]

hold

[twilit solstice]

franco fc fanboy hold it

[uneven portal]

fym

[grizzled hazel]

ronaldo fans tax

[twilit solstice]

you literally support rma

stop trying to hide it

[uneven portal]

I don't where did you get that info from

[twilit solstice]

you probably do

[uneven portal]

do you know which team I support rn better than me?

I don't think so

[twilit solstice]

i can tell

its just a guess

[uneven portal]

I don't even support a la liga team

💀

[twilit solstice]

crazy

[shut hatch]

„I support rn"

[shut hatch]

who

[shut hatch]

alt account btw

[uneven portal]

I lost access to my account that's why

go lose to bilbao again or smth

[grizzled hazel]

de paul

[twilit solstice]

he is a arsenal fan

[uneven portal]

even worse

[twilit solstice]

don''t cry

at least he is not a glory hunter

[shell hedge]

He's an Arsenal fan

[uneven portal]

ok

[uneven portal]

glory hunter? fym by that

[twilit solstice]

you just support a club because of their sucess

[urban spear]

Gotta catch them al

[uneven portal]

you don't even know the team I support 💀

[urban spear]

What team do you support?

[twilit solstice]

let me guess rma, man u, bayern, inter, man city

chelsea

[urban spear]

Chelsea ain't succeeding on shi

[twilit solstice]

barca

[uneven portal]

Fenerbahce (literally I TOLD YOU I DONT SUPPORT A LA LIGA TEAM)

[twilit solstice]

if i speak....

[urban spear]

I support barca and manu

[uneven portal]

go on

[urban spear]

Whoever skulls you are dumb

[twilit solstice]

@grave glen @dapper dagger visca ggmu?

[urban spear]

I can't even like my own team without getting skulled

[uneven portal]

Y'all are getting kinda owned this season ngl (speaking for both teams)

[urban spear]

Every team has that phase

Xavi getting sacked

They better get guardiola or something

[uneven portal]

where's the money

[shell hedge]

Pep's probably going to extend

[urban spear]

Idk sell xavi's kidneys?

[grave glen]

💀

[shell hedge]

Xabi's going to Liverpool

[uneven portal]

nuh uh

[shell hedge]

Klopp's taking a break after this season

So..

[urban spear]

Klopp been taking dubs

[uneven portal]

He did some incredible things with Leverkusen

[urban spear]

Pep going to extend to every league I'm saying it

He going to laliga next

[shell hedge]

Pep's already been in La Liga

[twilit solstice]

barca is just as plastic as man u also rma

[urban spear]

Then he'll go to bayern

[uneven portal]

plastic?

[twilit solstice]

he already managed bayern

[urban spear]

Plastic?

Kim kardashian plastic?

[shell hedge]

Did you just get into football?

[urban spear]

Bro he ain't ibra

[urban spear]

Yes very much

[uneven portal]

dude u good?

[shell hedge]

That explains it

[twilit solstice]

☠️

this makes sense

[grave glen]

Man united is the greatest team in history

[urban spear]

That's what I'm saying dude

[grave glen]

Facts

[twilit solstice]

rma is the worst spanish club

[urban spear]

Garnachos goal went crazy he better win the puskas

[urban spear]

[uneven portal]

Safe you should've known which team I support

[urban spear]

Im not THAT biased

[twilit solstice]

i don't

[grave glen]

Atletico Madrid is the only team in history to win a ucl thrice in a row

[twilit solstice]

baised bro? I have been watching football longer

[uneven portal]

dude it's me whale 💀

[twilit solstice]

huh

[uneven portal]

I did a little trolling

[grave glen]

Barca and Madrid have 2 ucls each

[shell hedge]

#premier-league #man-utd

[urban spear]

They cooking rn( even tho they lost to athletic)

[grave glen]

They have a ucl, Bilbao don't. Atletico is winning in the second leg

[urban spear]

Rm rn are very good tf you on

[twilit solstice]

@shell hedge thoughts?

[twilit solstice]

they haven't won a single la liga

🤫

[shell hedge]

It's his fault if he believes it

[grave glen]

Atletico is like Goku, Madrid is like Piccolo

[urban spear]

I mean they are top 1

But girona might win

They've been cookin

[grave glen]

Girona 8-2 Real Madrid

[uneven portal]

they're playing with u so hard

[twilit solstice]

girona is the biggest spanish club

[uneven portal]

💀

[twilit solstice]

girona has 35 la liga

10 ucls

[urban spear]

Leverskuven,girona,astonvilla thr top dogs are going hard

[grave glen]

Facts

Holy cook

I like this new guy

[twilit solstice]

leverkusen has 33 bundesliga titles

[urban spear]

Lever won 30 games unbeaten which is impressive as f

[twilit solstice]

not as impressive as winning their league 10 times in a row

[grave glen]

Aston Villa has beaten Real Madrid in their first ucl trophy as well

[twilit solstice]

they won a treble in 2002

[grave glen]

What a coincidence

[urban spear]

They better win bundelsiga I'm tired of seeing bayern and dortmund winning

[urban spear]

Impressive for a underdog

[twilit solstice]

leverkusen keep winning it what

[grave glen]

"Dortmund winning"

[uneven portal]

I'm gonna win bundesliga with m'gladbach

[twilit solstice]

leverkusen underdog?

biggest club in germany

[urban spear]

They were the only ones able to challenge bayern until they sold all their good players

[twilit solstice]

bro leverkusen???

bayern is not big at all

[urban spear]

I'm talking about dortmund

[twilit solstice]

dortmund is small

liepzig has the biggest fanbase in Germany

[uneven portal]

safe I think you should stop trolling lmfao

[twilit solstice]

Liepzig is the most loved club in germany

[grave glen]

Name me ur top 5 clubs in history

[twilit solstice]

🤫

[twilit solstice]

girona, leverkusen, aston villa, bologna, napoli

[grave glen]

Extremely rare Safe W

[uneven portal]

say, how did Atletico lose to Bilbao with a 69% to 31% ball possession

[grave glen]

https://vxtwitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1755653627689976087?s=20

[twilit solstice]

we aren't as big as girona

sadly

no one is

[uneven portal]

true

[twilit solstice]

zzzz

[uneven portal]

I wonder how many will they score against Manchester City

[twilit solstice]

10 goals at least

girona is the best

[uneven portal]

10-2

or no

[twilit solstice]

facts

[uneven portal]

10-0

[twilit solstice]

@shell hedge cooking?

[uneven portal]

they have the best gk in the world

[twilit solstice]

girona might score 2 own goals

[uneven portal]

just to not make them upset

[shell hedge]

Because they conceded and didn't score

[twilit solstice]

yup

[uneven portal]

they are caring for their enemies too awe

[shell hedge]

Possession doesn't win you matches

[urban spear]

My fav?

[grave glen]

Yes

[twilit solstice]

no the biggest clubs

[grave glen]

And that too

[twilit solstice]

like bologna

[urban spear]

Nah I'm saying my favourite

Of all time

[twilit solstice]

bruh

[twilit solstice]

no one said they do

[urban spear]

Do I say the best of all time in my opinion?

[twilit solstice]

yes

[urban spear]

K

[uneven portal]

what about the shots on goal

what about the successful pass percentage

[shell hedge]

If the ball doesn't go into the net, you don't win

The only thing that matters in the end is the scoreline

[twilit solstice]

water is wet?

[uneven portal]

yeah that's what I'm trying to say

[shell hedge]

Scoring is the only thing that matters

[urban spear]

1.2012 barca
2.2015 real
3.ac Milan idk when
4.2008 man u
5.bayern sixtuple

[uneven portal]

why. didn't it. go. in there.

[twilit solstice]

all wrong

[uneven portal]

bottom text

[shell hedge]

Because Depay's bad at his job

[twilit solstice]

Nimbus tell him

[urban spear]

You said my opinion on the best

[shell hedge]

And Morata is an offside merchant

[urban spear]

[twilit solstice]

you forgot girona's sextuple in 2017

[urban spear]

I said my opinion

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/centregoals/status/1755508606928122228

CentreGoals. (@centregoals) on X

🚨🚨| Dani Alves' lawyer has stated that the former player has a negative bank balance of £17,000.

[@MailSport]

Twitter · Feb 8, 2024, 8:27 AM

[twilit solstice]

its okay mas

[uneven portal]

omg he even forgot the 2011 Girona too

no no no

[twilit solstice]

wow

[urban spear]

Damn

[uneven portal]

girona dominated the league and won the UCL

[twilit solstice]

most overrated rb of all time?

[twilit solstice]

35 la liga titles?

[urban spear]

And won the finalissma

[twilit solstice]

cwc*

[uneven portal]

all belong to girona

[urban spear]

And also the euros

[twilit solstice]

euros is for countries pas

[urban spear]

Ik it's supposed to be a joke dude

[twilit solstice]

i am not joking Pas

[uneven portal]

no but it actually happened were not joking

[twilit solstice]

girona is a massive club 🤫

[uneven portal]

go study dude

[twilit solstice]

@shell hedge warra la liga title

[uneven portal]

girona is the best club in history

[twilit solstice]

seriously they destroyed barca 12-0 one time

and then destroyed bayern 8-0

[uneven portal]

I bet this blud doesn't know that too

poor varca fans trying to hide their pain smh

[twilit solstice]

he calls himself a barca fan*

[twilit solstice]

facts

[urban spear]

Oh I said girona won the euros as a joke bcoz girona is a club

[uneven portal]

we don't accept jokes

[twilit solstice]

the euros is nothing

[urban spear]

We can't hide from the past

[uneven portal]

football is a very serious sport

[twilit solstice]

compared to girona's back to back sextuple

[urban spear]

Well accept dee-

[uneven portal]

3 times dude

3 times

[twilit solstice]

my bad

[uneven portal]

nuh uh

[urban spear]

Deep condolences

Accept my deep condolences

My friend

[uneven portal]

for the 12-0 and 9-1

[urban spear]

And 9-11

[uneven portal]

nawwww bro it's not a time to joke

leave the chat u too goofy

[urban spear]

[uneven portal]

ah yes the legendary semis when girona beat them 8-2

kinda reminds me of smth

[twilit solstice]

seriously

[urban spear]

[twilit solstice]

biggest english club

[urban spear]

Nah its Luton town

[twilit solstice]

av has 20 prem titles

7 ucls

[uneven portal]

today's date is girona

[urban spear]

Luton Town reached from the non-league to the premiere league

[twilit solstice]

so whast

[urban spear]

In 10 years

[uneven portal]

they are more successful than barca

[urban spear]

You goof

[uneven portal]

they have 7 ucls

[urban spear]

That's what I'm saying

[twilit solstice]

bodied

[urban spear]

What's the best team in the mls?

[uneven portal]

one time girona and Luton Town were in semis and they got each other at the draw

[urban spear]

Luton didn't have their ace

[uneven portal]

the match was so violent that they switched the opponents after 20 minutes

we were 3-3 that day

[urban spear]

It was more violent than Luis Figo match after the transfer

[uneven portal]

they did a redraw

they lost to ac milan tho

apparently Luton Town trusted theirselves too much and went with a starting 11 of all U19s

we crushed ac milan tho

in the finals they lost 7-0

girona the greatest

[shut hatch]

who

[shut hatch]

no way

[uneven portal]

I thought you were an atleti fan or smth

[shut hatch]

pep wouldnt go to barca

give him the best team in the world

or he'll retire

[shut hatch]

nah

they getting cooked

in the coming matches

rma

and bilbao

[twilit solstice]

puri

girona is the biggest spanish club

[urban spear]

They won against real

And barca

And atleitico

And every other laliga team

[twilit solstice]

puri still mad that his club lost to girona 6-0

[urban spear]

Skill issue

[shut hatch]

villa is a shithole

few good players

like luiz

watkins

[urban spear]

And dababy

[shut hatch]

they were overperforming in recent months

but this is their true form

as it is now

[urban spear]

They are now falling a little

Bcoz they lost to CHELSEA

LIKE HOW

[shut hatch]

last time dortmund won was in 2012

[shut hatch]

lol what are you talking about

2015 madrid

you wanted to write barka

i think

theres no way 2008 man u is on the list tho

[urban spear]

It's my opinion on the best

[shut hatch]

alr but its surely wrong

[urban spear]

2008 was Ronaldo and Rooney year

[shut hatch]

2015 madrid didnt win anything major

and you put them 2nd

[urban spear]

It was their start but later on they started to go crazy

When BBC appeared

And 2012 barca was crazy

Iniesta Messi neymar

[shut hatch]

this was in 2013

when madrid signed bale

[urban spear]

Shi my bad

[shut hatch]

it wasnt rooneys best szn

[urban spear]

And also sextuple bayern were crazy

Lewadowski's year

[shut hatch]

best milan was prob 2007

could have been 2005

if they didnt bottle

[shut hatch]

one of the most overrated teams

of all time

i mean

covid

no fans

single legs

teams were just awful

back then

their only opponent was psg

but they still have a place in the top 5 teams

ofc

[rich forge]

It wasn't Bayerns fault everyone was shit in 2020

They just cashed out bruv

[shut hatch]

because sextuple is almost unique

only they and barcelona have

it

[shut hatch]

but it overshadows their performance

a bit

imo

[rich forge]

Eh fair, i don't really care about Bayern anyway

[urban spear]

Most of the teams were shit

And lewa deserved the 2020 or 2021 ballon dor

But gave it to messi

[rich forge]

Bayern won the BL with a huge point gap, CL wasn't anything hard, and everything else is just.. kinda easy to win

[urban spear]

Everyone were kinds tired and scared of covid

If someone sneezed in your face in 2020 you better retire

[shut hatch]

liverpool could have stopped bayern

but they were ass

outside of prem

idk why

city also lost to lyon

it was almost an irrelevant year

lyon and leipzig in semi final

final was great tho

psg challenged bayern

[shell hedge]

You just got into football recently

[shut hatch]

in fact they almost beat em

[shell hedge]

How would you know if the teams were shit?