la-liga

[chilly patrol]

wourge

[fading ember]

unmute 745098778616266803

[river nest]

Successfully unmuted mortrainey529#0000

[iron inlet]

scourge where r server rules?

[shell hedge]

#server-rules

[iron inlet]

kk thx

[kindred stag]

Nah not really. Top 10 at a stretch

No one thinks that.

[iron inlet]

good

[shell hedge]

You count Messi's individuals awards as "trophies for Barcelona"

[iron inlet]

[kindred stag]

Sure bud

Dont know where you got that from

Ofc we appreciate him, and seeing him win is a cause of happiness

Doesn't mean its a "trophy for barcelona"

[shell hedge]

Did you see that your players are apparently turning on Xavi?

[kindred stag]

Hmm yh I think it's bs

[shell hedge]

https://vxtwitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1747330657875853382?t=EXbL7ayykuzkg4f1-VISyA&s=19

[kindred stag]

Shit like that comes up every now and then

[shell hedge]

I would say "I feel sorry for you" but I'm being put through a situation that's far worse than just keeping someone like Xavi around

so

[grave glen]

Nah

Disney is probably 6th

For me anyway

[kindred stag]

6 oat?

[shell hedge]

For this generation or in general?

[grave glen]

This gen

[kindred stag]

Ohk that makes sense

Yh I would put him in the top 5 too then

[shell hedge]

The only four I can think of are,
Benzema
Kane
Lewandowski
and Suarez

I don't know who would actually be fourth

[chilly patrol]

parry pane in that list

[shell hedge]

And Kane should count for this generation since he's around the same age as Benzema

[chilly patrol]

get that thing off the road

[shell hedge]

He's a lot better than Suarez

[chilly patrol]

wort

[grave glen]

Hopefully no one gets baited by this

[chilly patrol]

rest pozpin you think suarez is the goat

[grave glen]

From eye test alone, yes, he's the no 1 striker in the past generation for me

[shell hedge]

While being in the same category for the Champions League all-time goalscorer list as Sterling

[chilly patrol]

warra eye test

eye test vs norwich and elche yk

[grave glen]

I did say Eye test no? Individual peak ability alone, I value Suarez a lot higher than the rest. Trophies and of the likes are of second priority, as we could easily say Alvarez > Bellyham

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/centro241/status/1747332076301398367 someone made an edit of us "fixing the Super Cup final"

Because you know, it wasn't Xavi playing a highline against a good counter attack team that cost them the match "it was VARdrid fixing everything"

"Perez is the reason they lost" it wasn't the man that gave Real Madrid the exact thing they needed on the pitch

[lunar ridge]

copa del rey today

no one wants it the way we do

https://tenor.com/view/marcelino-rodrigo-valencia-vcf-shut-up-gif-17998753

[past fern]

Massive cope

[median hornet]

4-1

Madrid vs Barca

We Won even it was not fun cause Barca are not the same anymore

Also if Barca were at prime then it would be amazing

¡Hala Madrid!

ASI ASI ASI gana el madrid

[iron inlet]

ig i know now who those glory hunting RMA fans r

[iron inlet]

dammn u right

no one wants it

tht way...fs

[gilded cloak]

there another match soon

but we play atletico today

[shell hedge]

tomorrow

[gilded cloak]

oh ye mb

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/TheFodenSZN/status/1747577792215081092

[grave glen]

Silly comparison, Barca 2009 of course

[pure harness]

🔥

[kindred stag]

Even pep knows barca would smash them

World class players in every position and on the bench

[atomic fox]

“I will never be a problem for Barça. Above all, I’m a Culé and I love this club. Whatever happens. I am here to add and to help. When they tell me that I don’t contribute, I’ll go home without any problems.”-Xavi

[shut hatch]

aguero

[grave glen]

Aguero is definitely better, individually, than Disney

[twilit solstice]

still losing either way

[shut hatch]

2009 barcelona had to cheat to win ucl

[tired fossil]

Mr grass man back with the excuses

[shell hedge]

Just like City needed barrels of oil money to win one trophy

[shut hatch]

better than benzema too

[kindred stag]

Nah that's too much disrespect on Disney. His pandemic season alone puts him in the top 5 in his gen

[chilly patrol]

dfkm

[tired fossil]

Who is disney?

[shut hatch]

true

[chilly patrol]

did your numbers on a screen tell you that?

[shell hedge]

No wonder you're an Alonso fan

[hard lake]

hahaha instead little boy is at home playing valorant

[twilit solstice]

the best st

[chilly patrol]

true barca should extend him

[shut hatch]

my eyes said

[shut hatch]

why

[kindred stag]

In la liga history

[twilit solstice]

rare w

[shut hatch]

benzema is literally a one season wonder

[twilit solstice]

truly

[tired fossil]

Just like alonso

[shut hatch]

marcos alonso is shite

true

[tired fossil]

No fernando alonso

They guy in ur pfp

[kindred stag]

Stfu that's personal

[shell hedge]

Quite a feet scoring 353 goals, and making 165 assists in one season

[kindred stag]

You don't get to attack on the greatest lb in soccer history

[tired fossil]

He just mad , karim has more trophies than his club

[shell hedge]

We don't even know his club

[tired fossil]

Idc

Dont be a npc now mort

[shut hatch]

clearly not true

[tired fossil]

Very

[shut hatch]

average at best

[shut hatch]

soccer 🤬

[shell hedge]

Someone did more in one season?

[grave glen]

That's the sort of individual ability I mean, alongside chances created, linkup play, and positional play. Those are more important than team trophies

[shell hedge]

Who?

[kindred stag]

That's the part you had a problem with?

[shut hatch]

Lionel Messi

[shell hedge]

Messi scored more than 353 goals, and made more than 165 assists in a single season?

Wow

Goat stats

[shut hatch]

first part was true

[kindred stag]

What

[shut hatch]

did benzema do that

[kindred stag]

Where did that come from

[shell hedge]

According to you, it's what Benzema did

Scored 353 goals, and made 165 assists in one season

[shut hatch]

when did i say that

[kindred stag]

One season wonder doesn't mean all their stats came from one season

[shut hatch]

oh

[shell hedge]

#la-liga message

[shut hatch]

but apart from that ballon dor winner season he was about at firmino's level

[grave glen]

Jesus Christ

[chilly patrol]

was making top scorers lists in 2014 but im still hearing one season wonder shouts

[shut hatch]

aguero had better stats in a harder league

i just checked

[chilly patrol]

notice how 2 certain strikers aren't there

[shut hatch]

you had to go this far

[twilit solstice]

"harder"

isak a no name

[shut hatch]

yes

[twilit solstice]

became the best st in your league a for a few months

[shut hatch]

its your problem if you dont know him

[twilit solstice]

he was literally a nobody in sociedad

[shell hedge]

It was a nobody

[twilit solstice]

no one rated him

[shell hedge]

Joselu at Espanyol was more known than Isak at Sociedad

And Joselu's a pure lower table striker

[twilit solstice]

a relegation*

[frigid plaza]

Есть русские?

[shut hatch]

right

he was at ibrahimovic level

[shut hatch]

he improved?

[shell hedge]

This your boy?

The one that only scored once in his entire career in the "easy league"?

[shut hatch]

he was finished

[sand tangle]

what is going on?

who we comparing?

[shut hatch]

but im talking about his city years

[shell hedge]

If "La Liga was easy" it wouldn't matter

[shut hatch]

i didnt say it is easy

[sand tangle]

who are we comparing tell tell

[shell hedge]

Aguero should've had no problem scoring

[sand tangle]

aguero and?

[shut hatch]

he had problems with his heart

too

[sand tangle]

aguero a bad person btw

[shut hatch]

why

[shell hedge]

How did Hazard become an absolute failure if "La Liga's a lot easier to be in than the Premier League"?

Tell me that

[sand tangle]

racist af

[shut hatch]

he ate a lot of big macs

[sand tangle]

i mean messi and suarez are racist too

but messi pr is good so people dont talk about it much

[shut hatch]

how are they racist

[sand tangle]

they have called players many time n word

[shut hatch]

benzema or aguero

[sand tangle]

it should be evident that players are not good person always

messi and aguero both

suarez too

was the comparison b/w benzema and aguero?

[shut hatch]

yes

[sand tangle]

lewandowski clears both

ez dub

[shut hatch]

lewandowski had easier job

bundesliga defenders are just not good

[sand tangle]

you didnt watch the match then

[shut hatch]

although he is better than benzema too

[shut hatch]

what match

[sand tangle]

the matches in which you are saying that defenders were not good

defenders could have done nothing against him

he was robbed balon d or

twice

if i were to rank strikers in the era before haaland mbappe it would be

[unreal veldt]

Dunked on UCL teams too

[shut hatch]

what Lewandowski did is a golden shoe not a ballon dor

[sand tangle]

cr7
lewandowski
suarez
ibra
benzema/aguero

[sand tangle]

bruh

[past fern]

https://tenor.com/view/alphonso-davies-phonzy-fcb-bayern20-fcbtsg-gif-20205469

[shell hedge]

Help dominate all of Europe plus his domestic league?

[twilit solstice]

he literally can't defend

[shut hatch]

2020 was his year but no one got it so

[shell hedge]

It was a hell of a lot more than what Messi did that season

[chilly patrol]

football isnt a different sport in the prem calm down pal

[past fern]

https://tenor.com/view/davies-davis-bayern-fc-bayern-alphonso-gif-21132582

[shut hatch]

can't defend either

[shell hedge]

If anything Ligue 1 plays better football
And I don't even like most of France's stuff

[sand tangle]

he is a bit poor in defense now

but its not that he cant defend

still better than trent

in defending

[shut hatch]

he dominated europe once

(when everyone else were shite)

[sand tangle]

so he should get balon d or for that one time?

[shell hedge]

Just like his club (he's a Newcastle fan)

[sand tangle]

oilcastle has fans outside their city?

[shell hedge]

He's probably a local

[sand tangle]

fair then

[shut hatch]

it is played with a ball in the same way with two teams only the teams are at a higher level

[sand tangle]

never seen any fan of newcastle outside newcastle

[twilit solstice]

higher???? hhahahahahaha

trust me

[chilly patrol]

which is why isak was a bum at sociedad and only became good in the prem

[past fern]

new rma prime if this team of youngsters potential goes full

[twilit solstice]

you haven't watched la liga

[sand tangle]

no wonder prem teams win ucl a lot
"ohh wait they dont"

[shut hatch]

yes

[chilly patrol]

laliga is harder to score in than the prem

[shut hatch]

he improved?

[twilit solstice]

tell them

[chilly patrol]

they dont know that tho

[shut hatch]

that's not what matters

[chilly patrol]

you dont rate messi then since he played in laliga

[shell hedge]

Also it's interesting how "the Premier League has the best everything" when places like Spain have twice as many teams in Europe right now than England do

[chilly patrol]

fairs

[sand tangle]

the only thing prem has more than other leagues is money and clout

half the games are shit to watch

bundesliga teams and laliga teams are more fun to watch

[chilly patrol]

the prem plays the most disgusting repulsive football ever lol

[shut hatch]

it depends on a lot of things

[chilly patrol]

every team trying to emulate peps tactics and failing because only pep is good at it

[shut hatch]

i didnt say i dont rate laliga players

[grave glen]

Is this the same dude that doesn't know who Zubimendi is

[chilly patrol]

yh

hes a clown

[sand tangle]

4-4-2 much better 🗿

[grave glen]

Ah I see

[sand tangle]

yo chill

idk why but i can never call a person clown like this even if they have the most horrendous takes

[shut hatch]

so call the mods

[shell hedge]

If "the Premier League clubs were superior to everyone else" it wouldn't "depend on anything"

[chilly patrol]

for your horrendous takes? fs

[sand tangle]

[twilit solstice]

arsenal would struggle vs las palmas calma

[sand tangle]

roast so good i had to do it twice

[chilly patrol]

arsenal vs Las palmas is a dusty 0-0

[shell hedge]

Most of England would probably fear Getafe

[sand tangle]

greenwood 👿

[shell hedge]

They were bad before Greenwood

[grave glen]

Suarez from Getafe doing the Somoa Drop on Odeegard

Make it happen

[sand tangle]

i just used devil emoji and it turned out to be the bad one instead of smiling one

[shut hatch]

yes but if you look at the middle teams, for example brighton would beat the shite out of valencia

[shell hedge]

is that why they were struggling in the Conference League against literal plumbers and that?

[twilit solstice]

imagine

[twilit solstice]

no they wouldn't

[chilly patrol]

brighton struggled vs aek

[twilit solstice]

valencia is a underrated team

[chilly patrol]

dkm

[grave glen]

All these what ifs aren't of relevant practicality. The truth of the matter is, it's far harder to score in La Liga than the Prem

[chilly patrol]

brighton is fucking shit lol

these prem teams are shit

[shut hatch]

they won their uel group

ahead of marseille and ajax

[twilit solstice]

barely

[shell hedge]

Just barely

[chilly patrol]

warra trophy

[shell hedge]

warra dominance

[shut hatch]

how come

[chilly patrol]

• hasnt watched 1 nanosecond of laliga

[twilit solstice]

the low blocks in la liga are insane

[shell hedge]

Because Spanish teams are a lot better at defending than English ones are

[chilly patrol]

the low blocks in laliga

spanish teams defend

[shut hatch]

but they won againts marseille so

[chilly patrol]

english ones dont

[grave glen]

He hasn't felt the Getafe experience it seems like

[twilit solstice]

you mean that finished french team?

[chilly patrol]

Getafe vs arsenal would make rounds on the papers in london btw

[twilit solstice]

Om is top 7

[twilit solstice]

imagine they say la liga is not phsyical

I would laugh

[shell hedge]

With online articles talking about how "rubbish and evil Getafe are"

[shut hatch]

that is the bad thing about laliga

[chilly patrol]

omg

[twilit solstice]

no?

what

[chilly patrol]

????

defending is bad then

[twilit solstice]

it just means it takes skils to beat low blocks

[chilly patrol]

how dare teams try to not concede

[shut hatch]

that they even defend the 0-0

[twilit solstice]

thats a 1 point

should they just let the other team score?

[chilly patrol]

prem mentality

[shell hedge]

You mean like what the bottom half of the Premier League does?

[shut hatch]

but even if laliga teams park the bus better it will not be a better league

[twilit solstice]

that girona vs atletico game is way more entertaining then anything prem has done

[grave glen]

How come? U don't know who Zubimendi is, therefore I'm inclined to believe u will rather struggle in naming any la Liga player apart from Madrid and Barca

nor does it seem like you've watched a consistent la Liga game seeing ur confusion regarding la Liga teams defending well

And yet u found it fit to judge?

[twilit solstice]

funny most la liga players dominate that league

[chilly patrol]

prem fans dont know other leagues at all beyond surface level yet somehow find ways to talk down on them

it's so funny to me

[shut hatch]

yes but when pathetico defends 0-0 against betis its embarassing

[twilit solstice]

casemiro in half a season shocked the entire prem

[twilit solstice]

keep crying

varsenal fan

[chilly patrol]

yeah they should let them score 🔥

[shell hedge]

Because Atletico's a pure counter attack team

They rely on mistakes from the other team and that
It's natural for them

[twilit solstice]

clearly don't watch la liga

[dapper dagger]

first ever w?

[dapper dagger]

holy own goal

[twilit solstice]

thats what your team also does port

thats how you beat negrira fc

[shut hatch]

but its not interesting

[shell hedge]

Depends on the day

[chilly patrol]

nah they actually followed Suri's advice and let us score to keep the game interesting

[chilly patrol]

bodied the prem

[shell hedge]

No we beat Negrira FC because Xavi kept his backline up to the halfway point

[shut hatch]

even the top team defends its 0-0 and 1-0 against the mid team

even real madrid does that sometimes

[chilly patrol]

god forbid we defend a lead

[twilit solstice]

thats what I mean

[shut hatch]

mallorca

[chilly patrol]

what even is your point here

[shell hedge]

How dare we defend

[twilit solstice]

should they let them score?

[shell hedge]

We should just let teams score on us

Foolish of our defenders to do their job

[twilit solstice]

no wonder thiago silva still considered good in the prem

[chilly patrol]

he says laliga defends too much and buli attacks too much

weirdo

[twilit solstice]

prem fans

[shell hedge]

Postecoglou's literally gassed up to hell because he attacks with an attack minded team

But ofc that's different since it's the Premier League

[chilly patrol]

postecoglou is so cringe

[shut hatch]

you are the one who trolls in arsenal chat every day

[chilly patrol]

was one message btw

[twilit solstice]

what

[dapper dagger]

respect your club port

[chilly patrol]

i think that's the first time i chatted there

[shell hedge]

*former Premier League club

And I'm not wrong

[grave glen]

Mort used to support Spurs?

Holy moly

[shell hedge]

mhm

[twilit solstice]

what

[shell hedge]

I used to support them in the Premier League

[twilit solstice]

hbahahahahahahaa

[twilit solstice]

@chilly patrol is he valid?

[chilly patrol]

no comment

[dapper dagger]

pafe found out wrap it up

[chilly patrol]

pafe wont let this go now

[grave glen]

Mort supporting spurs

[shell hedge]

a lot of people in Spain support a big club and a small one

For them the idea's common

[dapper dagger]

it's common madridista behavior

[twilit solstice]

yeah ok port

[dapper dagger]

postecoglou is a great coach rest

[shell hedge]

It's true

[twilit solstice]

no wonder there is man u/rma

[shell hedge]

I once knew someone that supported Racing and Real Madrid

[twilit solstice]

I know

[shell hedge]

And one that supported another club like that, and Real Madrid

[grave glen]

Giving Pafe more ammunition to work with

[chilly patrol]

hes in the server

[grave glen]

It's over for mort

[shell hedge]

Not really

[twilit solstice]

I can save myself after we lose tom

[chilly patrol]

mort be quiet if you know what's good for you

[shell hedge]

Everyone else in the server already knows about it

[chilly patrol]

you'll never hear the end of it

[twilit solstice]

I just found out today

port

plastic

[shell hedge]

Me being plastic is one of the most common known things about me

[twilit solstice]

@chilly patrol ?

[grave glen]

So what made u stop supporting Spurs

[twilit solstice]

what do you think Pzpin

[shell hedge]

I just stopped caring about them and the Premier League all together

[chilly patrol]

i dont imagine that's a hard question to answer

[twilit solstice]

he got tired

[shell hedge]

The only form of English football I watch anymore are international matches

Other than them I don't care

[twilit solstice]

I rather support a serie a club before prem

[chilly patrol]

I'd rather die

[grave glen]

Now now, Ange is a good coach. They easily dunk on Arsenal. Maybe it's time to support Spurs again

[chilly patrol]

wtf not hard

[twilit solstice]

no

[chilly patrol]

dunking on arsenal

[shell hedge]

Fuck Tottenham and the Premier League

[chilly patrol]

formality

pateu

[grave glen]

And they own Man City too

[dapper dagger]

absolutely no remorse

cold blooded killer

[shell hedge]

For what?

[lunar ridge]

80 days left for the 9th

[dapper dagger]

have some respect for your previous club g

[shell hedge]

If I want to watch a real outside match, I'll watch Sevilla or something

[lunar ridge]

the most beautiful and underrated competition

[sand tangle]

the only prem club i support is man utd

[shell hedge]

The football that's played in the Premier League is nothing but pure second class

[twilit solstice]

cdr is underrated

[sand tangle]

and that too bcz i started supporting it in 2010

if that wasnt the case i wouldnt even spit on pl clubs

[lunar ridge]

a lo bajini we'll sneak to the final

[chilly patrol]

palencia aint winning wrap it up pal

[twilit solstice]

they can

[chilly patrol]

aspas late dagger

[sand tangle]

the fans are stupid too half of them have no ball knowledge

[twilit solstice]

they just need to avoid most good teams

[sand tangle]

and the only thing they know is hyping young overrated players

[lunar ridge]

shhh we will

[grave glen]

Extremely, supremely, outstandingly, intensely, rare Port W

[shell hedge]

@dapper dagger Your women's team are kicking the ass of ours right now

[lunar ridge]

nah gimme all the big teams we'll stomp them

[chilly patrol]

isnt this a common occurrence

[twilit solstice]

you might beat us

with our current state

[shell hedge]

For most of the world except teams like Lyon

[chilly patrol]

not hard

[urban night]

Barca too good

[lunar ridge]

im going to the Metropolitano this month to watch how we beat you again

[dapper dagger]

we are massive

[twilit solstice]

it depends on 1 thing

[grave glen]

Run it back

[twilit solstice]

if we get a cb

[shell hedge]

@twilit solstice This is what the scoreline for the derby's going to look like tomorrow:

[chilly patrol]

varanass

[shell hedge]

You're going to thrash us at the Wanda again

[chilly patrol]

🐶 💔

[urban night]

SOLER

[lunar ridge]

when soler does it it's harassment when palmer does it it's flirting

[dapper dagger]

3 penalties against vardrid? investigate palencia asap

[urban night]

Oh yeah

[lunar ridge]

no need RFEF already hates us

[urban night]

Kalvin is linked with Barca lol

[dapper dagger]

was perez asleep that day

[dapper dagger]

i am linked with city lol

[shell hedge]

That was when almost the entire backline did something
Like Mendy fouled someone, Ramos conceded a handball, and I think Varane did something

[grave glen]

Easily clears Alabama btw

[urban night]

Yep

[chilly patrol]

not hard

[grave glen]

Anyone is better than Romeo

[chilly patrol]

i disagree

[lunar ridge]

wah wah imagine soler owning you

[twilit solstice]

romeo is the goat

[chilly patrol]

romeu should be starting

[twilit solstice]

100%

[lunar ridge]

CUP LEAGUE STARTIN BABY

[shell hedge]

All while wearing the pink kit

[shell hedge]

They stopped wearing that all together after awhile

[chilly patrol]

benitez's celta has something for us tonight

[twilit solstice]

no rayo has for us

beat girona

[grave glen]

Ya Allah, please have Girona receive the boot early on against Rayo

[lunar ridge]

in our last match against them we were unable to shoot on goal, they'll prepare a bus bigger than cholo's

[chilly patrol]

rayo is holding 5 tonight

[twilit solstice]

yes

[urban night]

I doubt Barca or Atlético get Kalvin anyway

[chilly patrol]

I've seen the script. michel is angry

[twilit solstice]

he is mid anyways

[grave glen]

Respect the team that owned both Madrid and Barca this season

[twilit solstice]

i rather matts waffler

[chilly patrol]

big club merchants

girona have 0 trophies

it's over for rayo

[lunar ridge]

this line up would scare a dead person

[twilit solstice]

rayo has something for us

[lunar ridge]

holy shit

[dapper dagger]

put me in the squad and i start over him any day of the week

[twilit solstice]

you wouldn't make the u10s

[urban night]

lmao

[dapper dagger]

stick to goal keeping pafe

[grave glen]

You'd be sent back to the hospital 2 mins in by a minor Touchmemommy tackle

[twilit solstice]

I am a cb una

[grave glen]

Rest

[urban night]

Godin style

[twilit solstice]

too much mommy i like this

[chilly patrol]

simeones little soldier

[lunar ridge]

"i am closer to lebron than you all are to me" brian scalabrine said once

[dapper dagger]

illiterate 🫵😭

[twilit solstice]

I am pretty short

[grave glen]

I used to be the De Bruyne of my class. Good days

[twilit solstice]

i have decent passing

if no one is pressing me

[chilly patrol]

worst cb oat

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/de-bruyne-kdb-kevin-de-bruyne-fail-football-fail-gif-19756867

This u?

[dapper dagger]

owned him

[twilit solstice]

no

I usually try to play it

and then they take it away

[urban night]

This is probably me ngl

[twilit solstice]

I wait too long on the ball

[twilit solstice]

🔥

[dapper dagger]

so you're slow

nothing unexpected

[twilit solstice]

yes

I am a foul merchant

I grab shirts

[urban night]

so is my friend

but he kicks

[twilit solstice]

put me vs a pacy player and i am finished

[chilly patrol]

what does he even do

[shell hedge]

I've also seen a script:

[chilly patrol]

it's over

[twilit solstice]

this is fake

nice victim mentality port

[urban night]

Depay una

[shell hedge]

After tomorrow it won't be

[chilly patrol]

guler own goal

[twilit solstice]

I know the tacticos port

your mind games won't work on me

[urban night]

Have the Barca line ups been released?

[twilit solstice]

we are losing at home

[shell hedge]

They're not supposed to work on you

[twilit solstice]

we are trash

[shell hedge]

They're supposed to work on the players who are actually in control of the match

[twilit solstice]

🤓 ☝️

[grave glen]

Nice try Port

[chilly patrol]

worked for the clasicos

[twilit solstice]

relax

you don'

[chilly patrol]

port black magic is unmatched

[shell hedge]

https://fxtwitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1747608265716859123 this is what the media thinks our lineup will be

[twilit solstice]

don't need mind games

[shell hedge]

Do you really think we'd win with that lineup?

[twilit solstice]

thats literally a madrid fan account

[grave glen]

De Paul has something for us

[twilit solstice]

yes

[twilit solstice]

has nothing

overrated

[dapper dagger]

like the thug savic

[twilit solstice]

2 good games and everyone is rating him

[grave glen]

What happened to supporting ur players

[shell hedge]

You mean the man who's going to keep Bellingham quiet?

[twilit solstice]

I do support them but the reality is different

[shell hedge]

Bellingham's going to have the biggest stinker of his career

[chilly patrol]

support ferran and romeu then

[twilit solstice]

you have like 5 other players that can score

[chilly patrol]

youre forcing it now port

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/m4rkdoll-gif-5238933771739046910

[dapper dagger]

just clocked that bellingham has not scored in 2024

[shell hedge]

I went harder before El Clasico

[twilit solstice]

nice trophy

[twilit solstice]

relax port

you are winning

[twilit solstice]

stfu

[dapper dagger]

cooked the savic regen

[twilit solstice]

kepa una

[twilit solstice]

i know savic is finished

[dapper dagger]

that might have been the worst assist of all time

[twilit solstice]

that high line was so stupid

[dapper dagger]

kounde has blood on his hands

[grave glen]

@tribal dragon This ur boi?

Give him a skirt or he retires

[digital arch]

cant u read his name

[warped pine]

rate my edit pls

[chilly patrol]

0

i don't like it

[warped pine]

ok

[warped pine]

You could have gave it at least 6

how about this one

[shell hedge]

#server-rules

Promoting yourself is against the rules

[warped pine]

how is that promoting?

[dapper dagger]

ronaldo edits in big 2024?

make de jong comps idolo

[shell hedge]

You're asking people to "check out my edits"

[shut hatch]

common prem players

[warped pine]

????? how is that promoting

[chilly patrol]

not enough footage of de mid actually playing well

[shell hedge]

Wdym?

[warped pine]

true

[shell hedge]

"didn't you see his amazing footwork against Las Palmas last month"?

Shameful

[dapper dagger]

respect the best midfielder itw pal

[chilly patrol]

cant fool me

[dapper dagger]

only one who's in rodri debates tbf

[chilly patrol]

I'm in rodri debates too

[warped pine]

how about this one

[dapper dagger]

🐶💔

[chilly patrol]

owned ding dong

[urban night]

[twilit solstice]

rare w

[twilit solstice]

hahahbahahaha

[shell hedge]

De Jong would be what Kevin would've been if his parents didn't forget about him when going on vacation

[twilit solstice]

barca fans are part comedianss

[chilly patrol]

de jong needs another raise to perform well tbf

[shell hedge]

mhm

Most be trying to underpay him again

Ridiculous that he doesn't take paycut that he shouldn't need to take

[urban night]

Indeed

[chilly patrol]

julianfun typing it's over

wrap it up

[pseudo flicker]

FC Barcelona find a midfielder in Christensen after Busquets' departure

FC Barcelona are looking for a new defensive midfielder after the departure of Sergio Busquets, which was noticeable in the last match against Real Madrid. After a 4-1 defeat in the Spanish Super Cup final, there is a shortage of a natural midfielder, and FC Barcelona did not have the funds to bring in the desired replacements. Mundo Deportivo reports that the club has found an alternative in Andreas Christensen, who could improve the defensive situation. A decision for Christensen would allow Frenkie de Jong and Ilkay Gundogan to focus on their strengths in midfield.

[dapper dagger]

julian with the 90' assist

hold we are finally unleashing ding dong to roam freely instead of having to hold the midfield

[chilly patrol]

disadvantage barca then

[tribal dragon]

notice the fraud in an all out eat game

[shell hedge]

Everyone knows Mendy's horrible

You don't have to point it out

[urban night]

Indeed

[twilit solstice]

kounde is the best cb of his generation

I have never seen a player that good

[tired fossil]

https://x.com/ancelotti_ball/status/1747529947777040763?s=46&t=eBwvCkdIx7vDz59a_7M3sA

[twilit solstice]

his assist to vini jr was impeccable

[urban night]

What happened to Fran Garcia?

[urban night]

https://tenor.com/view/fcbarcelona-fcb-pedri-gaviphobic-holagavi-gif-1379444776361342318

[twilit solstice]

goat

[dapper dagger]

he's garbage

[tired fossil]

Vini’s son

[dapper dagger]

yes vini owns kounde

[twilit solstice]

no no

[twilit solstice]

vini's friend kounde gave him the best assist

kounde ball is real

[unreal veldt]

I understand Madrids interest in Davies

[dapper dagger]

baila ahora

[twilit solstice]

davies can't defend

[urban night]

Indeed

[shell hedge]

Better than a whole team being like that

[urban night]

Madrid will get him anyway

[unreal veldt]

Improvement to Mendy tho

[twilit solstice]

i mean

mendy was good vs club

[urban night]

Him and his agent been asking for it to the media for about a year now

I wonder who Bayern will sign to replace him

[tribal dragon]

idc lmao we're shit

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti

[urban night]

Very nice

[chilly patrol]

we dont watch football through numbers on a screen thankfully

[tribal dragon]

@shell hedge back to getting drunk?

[shell hedge]

You're assuming I care

I debated if I should even put the match on or not

[vivid fossil]

mbappe to varcelona here we go

[tribal dragon]

8k messages in womens football 😭 you support us lil bro

[shell hedge]

And beating Toril isn't achievement, even you could do that as a manager

[unreal veldt]

7.5k are just links

[tribal dragon]

bros a twitter addict

[vivid fossil]

I think bro likes women's footy

[unreal veldt]

I was obviously exaggerating but damn 1.1k is still a big number

[fast raptor]

yo anybody wanna run a fortnite x football type of league (dm me pls)

[tribal dragon]

he ddidnt mean it literally 🐶 💔

[tribal dragon]

not reading

[shell hedge]

Don't bring it up then

I'm hardly even interested because I knew exactly what was going to happen

If anything I'm just wasting my time

[tribal dragon]

not reading allat

[urban night]

so when Girona winning the league

[shell hedge]

in FIFA 24

[urban night]

[tribal dragon]

ea fc*

[shell hedge]

not reading allat

[shut hatch]

not in our lifetime

[twilit solstice]

never

[shut hatch]

sending irrelevant links are the best

[urban night]

Oh Carlo's son got an offer from Saudi?

[shut hatch]

they gonna sign rodri

[lunar ridge]

fuck off

we conceded

why did we start Jaume 😭😭 we need mamardashvilli

[urban night]

Yeah and United will become good again

[lunar ridge]

fucking hell

penalty

😭

please dont

we're 0-2 down in the 15th minute

[twilit solstice]

2-0 celta

[real hull]

Celta cooking?

[chilly patrol]

what did i say pateu

[shut hatch]

rodri is just 27

i thought he is at least 30

nevermind

[lunar ridge]

inexistent penalty

and we started our 3rd keeper cause why not

[urban night]

damn Celta

[lunar ridge]

lots of time left we still got this

last time we won la copa it all started with a remontada

baraja just letting them score first so he can make it more epic

trust

[urban night]

https://fixupx.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1747672717363454250?s=20

[shell hedge]

mhm

[shell hedge]

It's what's happened to Fran Garcia

[lunar ridge]

I miss gayà

and mamardashvilli

and guillamon

I miss her too kind of

https://tenor.com/view/gene-takovic-sad-gif-26541527

[shut hatch]

davies

theo

balde

oh

defensive

[lunar ridge]

possible penalty

CMON CMON

ITS A PENALTY PLEASE REF

[twilit solstice]

no pen

[lunar ridge]

😭

PENALTYYYY

pepelu will score

mark my word

there he goes

[frigid bramble]

1-2?

[lunar ridge]

PEPEPELUUUU

[real hull]

1-2

[twilit solstice]

2-1

valencia is back

[lunar ridge]

...

[twilit solstice]

pen merchant

[frigid bramble]

I need Valencia to qualify

[frigid bramble]

That’s Bruno penaldes

[real hull]

All this hype for celta to score the third goal 😭

[lunar ridge]

5 penalties scored this season

[frigid bramble]

@twilit solstice 😂

[lunar ridge]

CMOON

[frigid bramble]

Gottem

[twilit solstice]

what

[frigid bramble]

Your reaction

The shoosh emoji

[lunar ridge]

nah

[frigid bramble]

I need Valencia to qualify

For a bet

[lunar ridge]

pepelu is our second goalscorer and has only scored pens

[frigid bramble]

I can’t believe it was 0-2

[lunar ridge]

we wil

trust

[frigid bramble]

The pain

[lunar ridge]

you can safely bet for us to win the cup too

actually please dont ever bet again you messed up the match

[frigid bramble]

Can I bet for Tottenham to win a trophy within 20 years?

[lunar ridge]

peter lim's valencia has more trophies than em though

[frigid bramble]

Wot about another Audi cup 😭?

[lunar ridge]

chat I am joking dont skull emoji me

[lunar ridge]

we have taronja cups too 😭😭😭

[neat tinsel]

This match is either ending 2-1 or like 6-5 and there's no in-between

[lunar ridge]

blud doesnt know rafa

[frigid bramble]

8-4

[lunar ridge]

he'll make this a psycological torture

my bet is
2-2 by the 90th minute, 3-3 at the end of the extra time and valencia win on penalties

[signal agate]

osasuna getting destroyed

today

[lunar ridge]

with el gato de almenara on goal

[lunar ridge]

good

i miss gayà

[signal agate]

Valencia is good

[lunar ridge]

FRAAN

[neat tinsel]

My dad is in the room with me and has decided to become a Celta fan

[lunar ridge]

tell yo dad I dont like him

YOO

[shell hedge]

Adam Sandler?

[lunar ridge]

PENALTY

PEPELU AGAIN ??

nah

fuck this ref

BLIND ASS

[urban night]

again?

[lunar ridge]

wasnt a pen

[lunar ridge]

valencianista since birth

[twilit solstice]

handball?>??

[lunar ridge]

ref said its not even corner

[frigid bramble]

Ref is ruff

Red card time

[twilit solstice]

your rb is very good

[lunar ridge]

yep if only he wasnt injury prone

[twilit solstice]

bruh

[lunar ridge]

his right leg is 1 cm higher than his left

[twilit solstice]

what

[lunar ridge]

so he always has to get switched out by the 80th minute

[twilit solstice]

oh

[lunar ridge]

and gets injured super easily

[frigid bramble]

Spurs gonna get Jesus vazquez

[twilit solstice]

nice play mari

[lunar ridge]

all yours lmaoo

valencia playing well now

corner again

[frigid bramble]

Yay

[lunar ridge]

aghhh

[frigid bramble]

2-2 HT please

[lunar ridge]

jesus is not really good

i love the guy but he's just meh

[twilit solstice]

valencia is good

[frigid bramble]

Yeah ange turns garbage into gold

[twilit solstice]

dominating celta

[frigid bramble]

Take richalison

Take timo werner

[lunar ridge]

if you have the money for a good lb why would you get Valencia's benchwarmer

corner

PEN

PENALTY

NOOO

[twilit solstice]

no wayyyyy

[lunar ridge]

FUC

[frigid bramble]

What

[lunar ridge]

its over brah

[frigid bramble]

Nooooo

Grape without@g

[twilit solstice]

what

[frigid bramble]

VAR

VAR

Miss

Miss

[shell hedge]

They miss?

[urban night]

who got the pen?

[neat tinsel]

That's shoulder and unintentional

[urban night]

oh Celta

[neat tinsel]

Good no-call there

[lunar ridge]

no it looked like handball but wasnt

[frigid bramble]

You scared me bro

[lunar ridge]

watch the match its entertaining as hell

free kick for valencia

back and fourth all over again

[frigid bramble]

Will do

I have a stream 2 mins out now

46:52

[lunar ridge]

is there even a midfield here

it seems as if the 2 boxes are 1 metre away from each other

ohhhhh fuc

[pseudo flicker]

Carvajal fulfills the prediction: Real Madrid triumph over Barcelona

Dani Carvajal, Real Madrid's right-back, made a prediction for a rematch after their defeat to Barcelona in July. After official clashes in the current campaign, Real won both, defeating Barcelona in the league 2-1 and triumphing 4-1 in the final of the Spanish Super Cup. Carvajal's prediction came true, which strengthened the Royals' position in the Primera División table and deepened Barcelona's crisis. Carvajal, a key player, was MVP of the semi-final against Atlético and played an important role in the final, confirming his excellent form in the 2023/2024 season.

[lunar ridge]

last minute

done

mood

[frigid bramble]

1-2

HT

[twilit solstice]

pen?>??

[lunar ridge]

pepelu scores the penalty. doesnt matter when are you reading this

[frigid bramble]

I made that

Valencia better win

/qualify

[lunar ridge]

how much did you bet

[urban night]

@twilit solstice Çağlar Söyüncü and his representative have reached an agreement with Fenerbahçe

[lunar ridge]

good for atleti

[twilit solstice]

where

is that news

[urban night]

https://fixupx.com/yagosabuncuoglu/status/1747529948166832481?s=20

[lunar ridge]

soyuncu what a fraud

[urban night]

Çağlar Söyüncü and his representative, who reached an agreement with Fenerbahçe, met in Madrid. Today they will meet with Atletico and ask for ease in his transfer to Fenerbahçe! Çağlar did not respond to offers other than Fenerbahçe.

[twilit solstice]

ahh turkish una

[lunar ridge]

fenerbahce never misses to pick up those players no one wants

[urban night]

Why have Atlético not been playing him? Not good enough?

[twilit solstice]

gifted a pen and a red

[urban night]

Ooof

[lunar ridge]

in 1 word: shit
in 2 words: absolute shit

gotta be honest

[twilit solstice]

nice pass

2nd half started

[pseudo flicker]

Jerome Rothen: Real Madrid - a club of clowns in the Mbappe case

Real Madrid dream of bringing in Kylian Mbappe, but the ultimatum given by the club was ridiculed by former French representative Jerome Rothen. Rothen believes that Real are making a fool of themselves in this matter, referring to the club as a "clown club". He claims that Mbappe holds all the cards and decides whether he will stay at PSG or move to Real. Rothen also criticizes Real's actions, considering them incompetent and ridiculous.

[frigid bramble]

Second half underway

[frigid bramble]

£3 acca

Valencia and Norwich are killing me and I need Valencia qualify and draw or Norwich ft

[grave glen]

Do I smell a Valencia remontada?

[lunar ridge]

we are dominating

we fell asleep for 2 minutes and conceded twice

[proven solstice]

its over valencia are gonna come back

[dapper dagger]

BODIED VARDRID 😭

[twilit solstice]

@proven solstice clown club supporter

[grave glen]

I'd expect them to come back considering it's at home. And the players they've got are quite decent

[twilit solstice]

the rb

correia

[grave glen]

And some more too

[dapper dagger]

not watching but i just know douvikas is gonna score that dagger soon

[proven solstice]

pepelu is the spanish cole palmer 😭

4 goals all pens

[twilit solstice]

5*

[lunar ridge]

dwcent? we're shit

i miss gaya

[lunar ridge]

dont compare pepelu to that kid

fuck you jesus vazqurz

[dapper dagger]

he has more goals in 2024 than certain false 9

[grave glen]

I said the individual players that Valencia have are usually decent

[lunar ridge]

not true at all we're shit

[twilit solstice]

almost

[proven solstice]

wont make arauhole good

[lunar ridge]

since like 2019 we havent had a good team

[dapper dagger]

wont give him a goal

004 and counting

[lunar ridge]

not a pen

GAYA COMING IN FINALLY

[twilit solstice]

its over for celta

[lunar ridge]

guillamon too

good

[twilit solstice]

you were playing a b team

basically

[lunar ridge]

yeah we are used to it

GAYA WILL DO IT AGAIN

[twilit solstice]

pennn

no

[neat tinsel]

NO PEN?

[twilit solstice]

wow

[lunar ridge]

fuc

[twilit solstice]

how did rayo miss

[proven solstice]

Vallecano winning

in my books

[grave glen]

I just tuned in that Rayo is at Girona's home ground

It's over im afraid

[lunar ridge]

montivilli is empty

[eager mirage]

[pseudo flicker]

Gavi – an irreplaceable pillar of Barcelona

In Barcelona today, one of the few irreplaceable players is Gavi. His absence drastically affects the team's play, being at the same time the heart, soul and lungs of the team. Gavi's injury in November made it difficult to assemble a full squad, and his presence was crucial especially in matches such as El Clasico. Coach Xavi described him as a kid who is the heart, soul and character of the team, emphasizing his competitive nature. Gavi's absence had a painful impact on Barcelona's play, especially in defensive aspects such as pressing and receiving the ball. His work on the pitch was crucial and the club is now losing ground in this area. There are difficulties in the search for a replacement, and Barcelona must find a new formula to compete effectively later in the season.

[real hull]

1-3

Celta scored again

[twilit solstice]

1-0 girona

[lunar ridge]

i dont like stuani

not fair

we dominated the match

they got like 3 shots and 3 goals

[frigid bramble]

YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

Valencia are cursed for betting

Bless this shambles team

[lunar ridge]

dont ever bet on us

again

pla

please

[urban night]

Very nice

[frigid bramble]

Where my money

[urban night]

Chelsea want €20 million for Kepa

[shut hatch]

do you get paid for this shit

[lunar ridge]

i believe its a bot

[urban night]

Why are Madrid not offering Lunin a new deal?

[frigid bramble]

:/

They are the worst

Celta Vigo

[lunar ridge]

puta vigo

[twilit solstice]

stuani is so good

2-0

[urban night]

Very nice

Vamos Girona

[lunar ridge]

why did we look like cruyff's clockwork orange back in cadiz but gary neville's valencia here against celta

[twilit solstice]

💀

[grave glen]

Douvikas🐐

[urban night]

According to Mario Cortegana, Chelsea would ask for around €20m, a figure Real Madrid would not pay for a backup goalkeeper. Meanwhile, sources close to Andriy Lunin say the Ukrainian wants to renew his deal but still has no offer on the table from Madrid.

https://theathletic.com/5207991/2024/01/17/real-madrid-arrizabalaga-lunin-ancelotti-goalkeepers/

[manic blade]

3-0

to girona

[urban night]

Very nice

Vamos Girona

[grave glen]

Goodbye Valencia

[twilit solstice]

3-0 girona

someone stop savio

[lunar ridge]

im devastated

[grave glen]

Your club was linked with Douvikas before signing for Celta i thought

[lunar ridge]

we get linked to around 50 players every summer and none of them end up joining

[twilit solstice]

celta 3-1 valencia

ft

[urban night]

Baller

[twilit solstice]

serious

[urban night]

I hope we bring him to City but I heard he stills needs another year in Europe

[twilit solstice]

you have doku

[urban night]

We need a RW to move Foden centrally

[twilit solstice]

and that arg player

[urban night]

We can't move Foden centrally unless we bring in another winger

[twilit solstice]

ok then get a rw

[urban night]

Savio☝️

I can't remember if it was reliable or not but there was also Nico Williams links

[manic blade]

3-1

[urban night]

and Neto but

[manic blade]

vallecano

[urban night]

Damn

[twilit solstice]

3-1

[lunar ridge]

if theres any celta fan here congrats on them good luck on la copa and happy centenario