sad for u ngl
#la-liga
wraith breach
wraith breach
uneven kettle
dreamy timber
footballing mate
wraith breach
ye lol
dreamy timber
cancelo is cooking
fairs to him
im still mad we didnt sign him 2 yrs ago
our board said no
cobalt moth
yeah, i just wish his defensive traits were better
cobalt moth
not a dani alves regen, if there ever will be one
tribal dragon
Classic vardrid fans
dreamy timber
vardrid when we've just been robbed against atletico
tribal dragon
vardrid when we've just been robbed against atletico
You got owned you dumbass & your salty ass is now celebrating injuries
Matter of fact
tribal dragon
Matter of fact
That’s like@me saying vini should get racist chants everyday
dreamy timber
why
tribal dragon
Because you’re quite literally celebrating someone getting an injury that was caused by your player
Nobody deserves that
bleak glacier
Worlds most famous clubs on social media during august 2023
thorn mango
yeah we shouldn't celebrate injuries
dreamy timber
i just said "good" lmao
thorn mango
Worlds most famous clubs on social media during august 2023
Gala? Damn
tribal dragon
i just said "good" lmao
bleak glacier
Gala? Damn
Yeah these are total interactions
Real is massive tho
thorn mango
Yeah these are total interactions
Real is massive tho
Oh damn
tribal dragon
Worlds most famous clubs on social media during august 2023
Tf
Turkey fans are wild
thorn mango
ong
dreamy timber
all u see in comment sections nowadays is "gala"
tribal dragon
What dat mean
thorn mango
all u see in comment sections nowadays is "gala"
actually bro
thorn mango
What dat mean
i saw a ramos post on insta and 80% of the comments were "come to galatasary"
with many other players aswell lmao
tribal dragon
Ohhh
bleak glacier
its probably bots too
I can confirm that they are real human
They just send posts 7/24 if there is any rumor about player xD
hollow kestrel
What are you doing to Arda there that he keeps getting injured smh
bleak glacier
What are you doing to Arda there that he keeps getting injured smh
Real trainings
hollow kestrel
Real trainings
You never miss a chance to shade fener do you ahhdhahs
bleak glacier
shell hedge
Twitter
loud silo
shell hedge
<:KloppThink:597494318319796231>
neon hatch
Hello
loud silo
Ok, I don't care about him much anyways
lone sand
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1706659954717782391
he hasnt even played a match and got injred for months
😭
digital crater
Hello guys, new here 🫡
grave glen
Hello to u too
shell hedge
Hello to u too
You're winning today
You're going to win and you guys are going to be like "Lewandowski's better than Stefano ever was" and like: https://twitter.com/MagicalXavi/status/1704214096621736098
grave glen
You're going to win and you guys are going to be like "Lewandowski's better than...
It's just banter and some harmless fun, no worries. And yes, on paper I do see a difficult 2-0 victory
shell hedge
It's just banter and some harmless fun, no worries. And yes, on paper I do see a...
I'm not going to bother watching it
I know how it's going to end
grave glen
I don't blame u. Major haramball is gonna happen
stoic plume
https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1706659954717782391
Not even that bad mate
shell hedge
I know how it's going to end
It's only worth watching if something different happens
stoic plume
Hopefully he's just not gonna be injury prone
shell hedge
Which I doubt anything will
shell hedge
Hopefully he's just not gonna be injury prone
shell hedge
grave glen
Sevilla top 4?
iron marten
No
arctic valve
Sevilla top 4?
Top 7 I think there will be a come back
grave glen
I can see them getting 6th by the end of it
upbeat galleon
bitter seal
..
loud silo
signal agate
yes
ancient solar
@iron marten u should be happy now
half sinew
didnt he just return from injury 💀
iron marten
<@632975733722972165> u should be happy now
Hmm yes
grave glen
Tonight Alicia shall celebrate
shell hedge
https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1706647737511420306?t=wZtiLZ9jQuy9psrT...
And Rodrygo was lucky enough not to get injured after getting lifted in the air
So pot kettle
iron marten
Tonight Alicia shall celebrate
Not yet, but that's not worth celebrating
Because winning against Almeria isn't anything special
And this is Sevilla, they might still bottle it somehow
grave glen
Hmm
iron marten
Almeria could get 3 penalties, you never know
grave glen
I’ll prolly switch back and forth between this and the Man Utd Game
shell hedge
I’ll prolly switch back and forth between this and the Man Utd Game
The United game's probably going to be more entertaining
lunar ridge
Because winning against Almeria isn't anything special
we played almeria 3 days ago and only got 1 point
the same guy scored us the same goal twice bro
and it finished 2-2
iron marten
Playing away is different than playing at home
lunar ridge
not really
I was watching the game and you could only hear valencia's chants
more than half the stadium was white and orange
💀
iron marten
It's still an away game, I'm sure any team feels more comfortable playing in their own stadium
lunar ridge
yeah mestalla is something else
iron marten
Definitely
lunar ridge
altough thanks to certain brazilian player it hasn't been for the first 2 home games
kindred stag
altough thanks to certain brazilian player it hasn't been for the first 2 home g...
what was your stance on the whole thing?
foggy cape
Dammmm Sevilla cooking
kindred stag
another one damn
iron marten
Wow all attackers scored a goal
kindred stag
sevilla are looking good for once
iron marten
Now Lamela
Yeah but Almeria are not good so
Sevilla scoring 4 goals is quite rare though
Actually, it could be 7-0 rn
But what matters most is that we get the 3 points
So we don't relegate
arctic valve
altough thanks to certain brazilian player it hasn't been for the first 2 home g...
Valencia is doing pretty well
3-0 against atletico recently
foggy cape
5-0
arctic valve
Golll
foggy cape
😨
iron marten
No it doesn't count
arctic valve
Didn't count
grave glen
Not yet, but that's not worth celebrating
It's a far cry from the Sevilla pre international break tho. They haven't lost a game since then which is a bit of a development
foggy cape
goal disallowed
iron marten
Yeah
lunar ridge
what was your stance on the whole thing?
saw the whole match. Absolutely nothing was seen. Until like the minute 93 where martin lurther king got red carded, mocked the fans with a gesture sending us to 2nd division while the entire stadium chanted "tonto" (dumbass) like they do every match where someone is kicked out. Some racist assholes did insult the guy racially, and you can count them with your finger (not anymore, they're all identified and banned from mestalla) but that's not who we are. The controversy did not start until like 2 hours later on twitter when madrid media started posting stuff against our club. But if the media says we are racist, I guess we are. Anyone who saw that match or has ever even been on a football stadium can tell you how dumb all this was
I got called racist online for a month because of that
some people still believe it
kindred stag
saw the whole match. Absolutely nothing was seen. Until like the minute 93 where...
fair enough it seemed exaggerated to me aswell
grave glen
The United game's probably going to be more entertaining
Maybe
loud silo
Dammmm Sevilla cooking
why they suddenly do so well lol?
I thought they were like bottom few in the table
lunar ridge
why they suddenly do so well lol?
cause almeria is the only team below them
wraith breach
saw the whole match. Absolutely nothing was seen. Until like the minute 93 where...
stopped at saw
lunar ridge
blud when he enters a text channel and has to read text
lunar ridge
penalmeria
golden star
And Rodrygo was lucky enough not to get injured after getting lifted in the air
bellingham is the new angry bird
spiral narwhal
bro soccer is not a real sport
grave glen
A win against Las Palmas, a draw against Osasuna away from all the stadiums to go to, and now a 5-1 victory
loud silo
bellingham is the new angry bird
grave glen
It was Salas
iron marten
This bot sucks ass
loud silo
iron marten
It was Salas
Say the full name
iron marten
FT
grave glen
Ok
iron marten
No he just said the name of a player
grave glen
Ur right, momma taught me better than to say naughty words
slender olive
soccer is not a real sport
your sport is about crashing into other players to steal an egg, you can't talk
iron marten
Damn
slender olive
i just wanna win
golden star
a big win today will be the final blow to madrid not gonna lie
i doubt they are making a comeback
slender olive
shh
spiral narwhal
your sport is about crashing into other players to steal an egg, you can't talk
it's a real sport buddy
soccer's not real
slender olive
soccer's not real
more like your country isn't real, because nobody seems to give a shit about handegg outside america
golden star
it's a real sport buddy
weak troll mate
slender olive
weak troll mate
bro sent me gay porn in dms
wet herald
@winter sequoia idiotbox
lunar ridge
I got warned for saying a name
happened to me when I mentioned girona's goalie
kindred stag
unreal veldt
MALLORCA
timber vessel
GOLAZO
timber vessel
de Mallorca baby
unreal veldt
malleee
unreal veldt
as a german i deeply approvw
timber vessel
AZZO
grave glen
didnt expect that
Second he gave the ball away I knew it was gonna happen
iron marten
Mistake
ancient solar
Second he gave the ball away I knew it was gonna happen
?
wdym
ter stegen mistake?
unreal veldt
yep
grave glen
ter stegen mistake?
yea
ancient solar
damn
unreal veldt
horrible short pass
grave glen
Yes. Ter stegen made a mistake. It happens. Might as well do a mistake now rather than later
ancient solar
Yes. Ter stegen made a mistake. It happens. Might as well do a mistake now rathe...
no
grave glen
Two comeback wins in a row incoming? Entertaining ngl
serene gyro
sage shuttle
I think he is idk
grave glen
jesus christ
the fuck does xavi think he's doing
well whatever if cancelo has to do a bellingham again im all for it
sage shuttle
Ye lewa on the bench
grave glen
this is the world cup final all over again
grave glen
Ye lewa on the bench
haramball
sage shuttle
I hope barca loses we needa catch up on the points
grave glen
huh these guys are very physical
sage shuttle
After atlético mutilated us 😭
grave glen
After atlético mutilated us 😭
bellingham didnt work out this time huh
morata never gonna get that hattrick
grave glen
GOL de Mallorca
??
sage shuttle
Bellingham was dribbling past ever single defender ong
grave glen
Bellingham was dribbling past ever single defender ong
yeah no
did you even watch the game
sage shuttle
Watch the game again
grave glen
"ong"
sage shuttle
He was dominating tfym
grave glen
the only notable thing the guy did was sprain the atletico player's ankle
grave glen
He was dominating tfym
if that was dominating then barca was dominating as well in the 8-2
sage shuttle
But Carlo played modric as a striker and decided to bench aurelian so yeah no shit we lost
sage shuttle
if that was dominating then barca was dominating as well in the 8-2
64% possession just lack attacking 🤷♂️
sage shuttle
Ngl if benzema was still here
grave glen
No consistency in refereeing
getafe 🤝 mallorca
grave glen
Ngl if benzema was still here
get mbappe
grave glen
getafe 🤝 mallorca
Ngl it’s the entire league
sage shuttle
Mbappe choosing money over passion
grave glen
the city players are ours to poach 😠
sage shuttle
Dumbahh turtle
grave glen
The bad calls could happen against any team atp
sage shuttle
Benzema x bellingham duo would've went Hard af
grave glen
Benzema x bellingham duo would've went Hard af
how
both crowding up in the last minute to get a comeback
like me on the night before bio exam
grave glen
probably wouldnt have worked, vs psg benzema wont last forever
eh well a man can theorize
sage shuttle
It is what it is
grave glen
@grave glen what do you think's gonna happen tonite
grave glen
<@456226577798135808> what do you think's gonna happen tonite
Well I predicted 4-0 Barca originally. Now I’d prolly say 2-1 Barca
raphinha really gotta cook
grave glen
Well I predicted 4-0 Barca originally. Now I’d prolly say 2-1 Barca
hmm
daring today arent we
is balde in the lineup
grave glen
is balde in the lineup
Yep
sage shuttle
If he subs in lewa at halftime anything can happen
That comeback against Celta vigo was cold no cap
sage shuttle
3 goals in 9 minutes
grave glen
That comeback against Celta vigo was cold no cap
Was amazing ngl
grave glen
If he subs in lewa at halftime anything can happen
90+3 lewa
90+8 hopes and dreams
90+13 messi is coming back
sage shuttle
I was so happy thinking they were finna lose only for lewa to give me a heart attack 😭
grave glen
3 goals in 9 minutes
an even better statistic
and people compare benzi to him or suarez 
W xavi touch
bro still has it 😭
topaz geyser
clean touch by xavi
grave glen
man xavi really gotta wear the kit and jump in
grave glen
man xavi really gotta wear the kit and jump in
He still walks like he’s playing
yea
did you see arteta last day
bro fr tryna press from the sidelines
lmao the commentary
rafa rafa
Oh so now he gives a fkn card
😑
grave glen
Oh so now he gives a fkn card
tebas fuming
naw like why does everything go wrong after a madrid loss
grave glen
naw like why does everything go wrong after a madrid loss
Fr we should be taking advantage of this
I was shocked we were even playing today
mhm
grave glen
I was shocked we were even playing today
I only found out this morning
grave glen
W bio
u indian?
No
But ik
What it means
I got Indian friends
cool
Really ferran?
How is barca losing
fuck sake
grave glen
How is barca losing
ter stegen mistake
shark not on target
O
Lets gooo
GOALLLLLL
RAPHINHA
timber vessel
rafinha huhh
topaz geyser
xavi really put yamal over him
grave glen
Raphinha and Gavi are cooking
foggy cape
grave glen
xavi really put yamal over him
Yamal is great. He might as well start a few games. He'll get benched for most of the season due to his age
grave glen
Yamal actually makes an instant impact
Warra a goal
Gavi is so overated
what the fuck does he even do
BRUHHH
I fucking hate that twat
RAPHINHA SHOULD HAVE MADE IT 2
topaz geyser
loll
grave glen
RAPHINHA SHOULD HAVE MADE IT 2
Regardless I’m loving the intensity
Garnacho>gavi
OH DAMN
THERE WE GO
IM LIKING THIS
grave glen
Gavi is so overated
Carrying the ball forward, making key passes such as the one he made to ferran which he sadly missed
grave glen
Carrying the ball forward, making key passes such as the one he made to ferran w...
He is ass
Foul merchant
I hate him so much
grave glen
He is ass
Are we sure we are watching the same match?
I prefer pedri
He gave the assist to cancelo
grave glen
Are we sure we are watching the same match?
I'm talking generally
lmao
It's 2-1
I dunno what ur on about, the fouls aside, hes been great as carrying the ball forward and making key passes everywhere
BRUHHHHHH
topaz geyser
crazyy
grave glen
bruh....
ancient solar
yea
topaz geyser
didnt expect lol
timber vessel
GOLAAZZO
grave glen
Ter STEGEN wtf
grave glen
Lmao
cobalt moth
grave glen
This is why u start lewa
tardy wagon
Barca legit finna lose to Mallorca? lel
grave glen
Barca legit finna lose to Mallorca? lel
Nah.
cobalt moth
The last time Barca lost to Mallorca (may 2009) we won the sextuple 
grave glen
What a ucl year 2009
vague cave
why is barca always hellbent on almost losing to teams 😭
grave glen
why is barca always hellbent on almost losing to teams 😭
Entertainment value 😭
Ochoa would have saved that
vague cave
Entertainment value 😭
lord knows barca will take any entertainment value they can get
grave glen
lord knows barca will take any entertainment value they can get
🤷🏻♂️
Take ter stegen off.
Not even joking
I still think we will end up winning tho
Yeh second goal was from a terrible defensive mistake
sloppy
We should attack more
grave glen
Take ter stegen off.
Not his fault Araujo made a horrible mistake
the first goal tho, it happens
Oof
Anyway, sub off ferran
grave glen
Not his fault Araujo made a horrible mistake
Ngl even tho we prolly won’t lose it’s still concerning
and maybe inigo, my man cant pass at all
grave glen
Anyway, sub off ferran
Bring on lewa
Sub Felix off
He isn’t playing good rn
Romeu too
tardy scaffold
barcelona wtf
vague cave
barca fans crazy fr xavi's not a great manager by any stretch but they won the league last season no reason to complain
grave glen
I don’t think we gonna lose
Draw at worst imo
Inigo and Araujo just came back from injury so i understand why they arent exactly up to par
topaz geyser
ping when start
grave glen
When will Barca’s modernization stadium be finished?
grave glen
ping when start
Will do
foggy cape
When will Barca’s modernization stadium be finished?
2024 half capacity will be available
2025 until all the works are done
thick niche
what? seriously?
grave glen
@topaz geyser it’s coming back
topaz geyser
tyy
grave glen
Np
ancient solar
if barcelona loses this brudda
iron marten
Yeah, but we'll probably get another L next game lol
grave glen
Sevilla look way better now
iron marten
Possibly, but our next game is against Barcelona and we play away, so yeah
iron marten
It's just one game, but why wouldn't Barcelona play with their A team anyway
Because of UCL I'm guessing? Idk
I don't have high expectations next game, a draw would be very good, but even that's unlikely
midnight wigeon
Bro💀 what are we doing rn
iron marten
They're playing away so
midnight wigeon
We gotta step up our game dude
We conceded 8 goals in 23 matches last season
And this season it’s the 7th match and we’ve already conceded 8
proud grove
Lewa Disney on
grave glen
We’re gonna score
midnight wigeon
💯💯
midnight wigeon
Bruh we’ve had 70% possession yet just keep passing in front of their box
Gotta take more chances
midnight wigeon
Everytime lamine gets on I’m reminded that I’m wasting my life away 💀
Bruh the amount of drama by Mallorca players in this match is unreal
midnight wigeon
Hopefully
midnight wigeon
Yay
grave glen
Yamal making an instant impact as usual
grave glen
True
midnight wigeon
Yamal making an instant impact as usual
He’s so good man
midnight wigeon
Bruhhh
grave glen
Yamal dived
I see u Yamal
Naughty lil man
Correct call tbh
Def not a pen after a second look
topaz geyser
💀 there is var now imagine stil diving
grave glen
💀 there is var now imagine stil diving
At least he tried LOL
He touched his molecules
Call a pen
midnight wigeon
Lmao he did get the stud in the edge
Hurts nonetheless
Barca is lacking without de jong
LESSGOOO
midnight wigeon
💯💯
glass stirrup
Who tf is this guy
grave glen
Who tf is this guy
Another La Masia product
10 gavi yellow cards last season 💀😭
Scary
Larin
unreal veldt
almost a scrap
grave glen
Looool
midnight wigeon
La masia just keeps on giving
grave glen
Gonna be a lot of time added on
shell hedge
There was going to be a lot of time added on anyway
unreal veldt
mallorca is a german party island how is barca doing that
midnight wigeon
Bro 😭the drama
grave glen
Fr
shell hedge
How many added minutes?
grave glen
How many added minutes?
I would say 5 minimum
shell hedge
I would say 5 minimum
5?
shell hedge
Ok
warm bison
7
warm bison
yes
grave glen
Yeah it is
midnight wigeon
Bruh
grave glen
Whattt
grave glen
Mis-hit long all
Lol I thought mallorca scored or smth
midnight wigeon
Nah nah
grave glen
Heart skipped a beat for a sec 💀
slender olive
We ain’t winning
midnight wigeon
Would be embarrassing
grave glen
We ain’t winning
They defending much better than celta
shell hedge
They defending much better than celta
They can take a draw
midnight wigeon
oh man we almost scored
shell hedge
For lower table teams, draws are about as valuable as wins
grave glen
For lower table teams, draws are about as valuable as wins
Exactly
midnight wigeon
oh man we almost scored
In the same way cancelo scored last game
midnight wigeon
Raphina been amazing this game tbh
grave glen
Last chance of the game?
Nah
unreal veldt
nooooooooo
shell hedge
nooooooooo
FT?
unreal veldt
nah just saw that shot going wide on the right
grave glen
Ill take the point. At least we didnt lose. Its unfortunate that the game was lost due to individual mistakes
But alas
unreal veldt
Larin wth dawg
lmaoooo
tardy wagon
Bottled first place Barca lol
unreal veldt
yk what
grave glen
WE GOT A FREE KICK
unreal veldt
if he didnt put his 2nd foot out both tackles would have been beautiful
midnight wigeon
Bottled first place Barca lol
We’ll still be at first after this
grave glen
Bottled first place Barca lol
We good
shell hedge
We’ll still be at first after this
Real Madrid or Girona could take it tomorrow
tardy wagon
RMA playin bums tomorrow
midnight wigeon
Bruh 🧍♂️🧍♂️
grave glen
Alright fair game
shell hedge
Bruh 🧍♂️🧍♂️
Check the schedule next time
midnight wigeon
Check the schedule next time
Didn’t say bruh to the schedule
shell hedge
Nothing has officially changed from last weekend
Real Madrid have a chance to regain first place after the beyond dreadful performance in the El Derby
gg
grave glen
Nothing has officially changed from last weekend
I’m ngl larin should have won them the game
topaz geyser
What is girno cooking
grave glen
Barca and Real Madrid midoff, what an odd time to be alive
topaz geyser
Is girona that team with castelonas
grave glen
Real Madrid have a chance to regain first place after the beyond dreadful perfor...
Imagine Girona win the league 💀
City football group
midnight wigeon
The audacity to blame the refs after the game that Madrid had with atletico is wild
midnight wigeon
Imagine Girona win the league 💀
💀💀
bitter raven
Watching these kind of games makes me laugh at Prem fanboys thinking their league is the most competitive
midnight wigeon
Ngl based on how that game went I’ll gladly take a point
Ye but we could’ve pushed for 3
Idk what our defence is doing this season tbh
grave glen
It's fine, I'll take the point considering what I just saw. It's better to make individual mistakes now rather than later down the road in major matches
grave glen
Idk what our defence is doing this season tbh
True. Now that I think about it we’re honestly lucky to not have lost. If we play like this against a team like athletico they will beat us too
And besides, if Madrid win tmw, which I reckon they will, it'll only be a 1 point difference
This gives Girona the opportunity of a lifetime
shell hedge
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706756342927466635
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706766371537752106 And this is what happens when you compare a statue to a goalkeeper
shell hedge
Kepa's never lost us a match
iron marten
I missed this Ter Stegen so much
shell hedge
Guess we know who the real keeper is
grave glen
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1706756342927466635
https://twitter.com/ESPNFC...
A single mistake doesn't define a goalkeeper no? Besides, that shot was mostly due to Araujo losing control
wraith breach
Guess we know who the real keeper is
ye
grave glen
His real mistake was in the first goal
wraith breach
( not kepa )
shell hedge
A single mistake doesn't define a goalkeeper no? Besides, that shot was mostly d...
You mean "the greatest CB ever in the history of the sport"
bit weird that
iron marten
Kepa is a statue as well though ngl, he conceded the same goal 3 times, but the defense was horrible so
grave glen
What's the score in Barcelona game
shell hedge
What's the score in Barcelona game
2-2
iron marten
It ended 2-2
grave glen
At least we still unbeaten 💪
shell hedge
They failed to capitalize on our mistake last weekend
grave glen
Damn
They dropped points
wraith breach
Kepa is a statue as well though ngl, he conceded the same goal 3 times, but the ...
lmaoooo
grave glen
You mean "the greatest CB ever in the history of the sport"
Pretty sure no one said that. Araujo came back fresh from injury and partnered up with an unfamiliar CB partner who also came back fresh from injury. He may have had a bad first half, but he did well in the second and got his groove back
shell hedge
Kepa is a statue as well though ngl, he conceded the same goal 3 times, but the ...
The defenders were to blame for that
grave glen
But they will win laliga
midnight wigeon
You mean "the greatest CB ever in the history of the sport"
Literally no one said that?
shell hedge
Tchouameni should've started, and Alaba should've done his job instead of ball watched twice in a row against the same person, in the same situation
iron marten
Yeah they just watched them score lol
grave glen
Tchouameni should've started, and Alaba should've done his job instead of ball w...
Morata was left wide open. I’ve never seen y’all allow smth like that
grave glen
The defenders were to blame for that
And Kepa for not moving from his post and actually making the first move to catch those flying balls. He was just as static as his horrendous backline
midnight wigeon
Playing down Ter stegen due to one bad game is wild lmao
shell hedge
Yeah they just watched them score lol
Half of our problems would've solved if Ancelotti started the one Defensive Midfielder we have
iron marten
Damn that's worse than Sevilla tbh
shell hedge
If he started the obvious player we needed
But of course since it's him, he prioritized the vets' happiness over the match itself
He took apart a formation and that that was already established to appease two old midfielders who did fuck all in the match
iron marten
Why is Ancelotti called the reincarnation of Hitler? I swear I've seen several Madrid fans point that out lol, dunno why though
That always makes me laugh
It's not like Ancelotti is some dictator.. or is he
🤣
shell hedge
Why is Ancelotti called the reincarnation of Hitler? I swear I've seen several M...
Because he's a mindless drone that plays worse than haramball
iron marten
Lmaooo
grave glen
Because he's a mindless drone that plays worse than haramball
LOL
shell hedge
But yeah Kroos and Modric shouldn't have started
iron marten
I don't wanna joke around about yk, I might get muted or banned
But it's kinda funny
That he's being compared to that person
😂
grave glen
But yeah Kroos and Modric shouldn't have started
Kroos scored a banger tho
shell hedge
The midfield we usually have of Camavinga, Tchouameni and Valverde should've started
a young energetic midfield would've done a much better job against that Atletico team
Kroos and Modric should've stayed as rotational players
iron marten
GUYS I SWEAR
shell hedge
Kroos scored a banger tho
Besides the usual rocket goal, Kroos was shit
iron marten
Someone sent an edit of Hitler and Ancelotti for some reason in #real-madrid and he got immediately banned 
😂
shell hedge
It's not that exciting because it's his normal stick
midnight wigeon
Y’all need a striker and also a gk
grave glen
Besides the usual rocket goal, Kroos was shit
I only saw the highlights tbh. The main thing that stood out to me was the ball watching
I’ve never seen Madrid do that ever
Shocked me
grave glen
Someone sent an edit of Hitler and Ancelotti for some reason in <#92292692850626...
Real and Barca playing terrorist ball
iron marten
grave glen
Mallocra, like always, giving a 150% against Barca and real Madrid
shell hedge
Well if anything this is just karma for how you guys acted on Sunday
I know you celebrated the match as if it was your own
And what I have to say is karma's a bitch
grave glen
I know you celebrated the match as if it was your own
I didn’t lmao
and hey at least we didn’t lose
shell hedge
and hey at least we didn’t lose <:kekw:950653306018074624>
The loss means nothing
We're Able to take first place back tomorrow
grave glen
By one point. Also I barley even talked about the athletico game
I’m not an arrogant person like that
midnight wigeon
We're Able to take first place back tomorrow
First place this early in the season matters to you more than a derby loss lmao?😭
shell hedge
First place this early in the season matters to you more than a derby loss lmao?...
First place in general is more important
grave glen
Also I’ll be watching Chelsea tomorrow. Idc enough to watch my rivals honestly
shell hedge
Also I’ll be watching Chelsea tomorrow. Idc enough to watch my rivals honestly
It'll probably be a more entertaining match
grave glen
Prolly
patent ibex
swrr
shell hedge
We won't do a thing until the 80th minute
grave glen
And yeah if I’m bored maybe I’ll put on the real match
shell hedge
Even though it's Las Palmas
grave glen
We won't do a thing until the 80th minute
Dawg ur against las palmas. They are much worse than even mallorca
it will be 5-1 real
shell hedge
Dawg ur against las palmas. They are much worse than even mallorca
Yeah but it's AncelottiBall
We're still going to concede early and have to shithouse a comeback
midnight wigeon
First place in general is more important
The season has just started
shell hedge
It's what happens when you have cardboard cutouts at the back instead of actual defenders
iron marten
Girona is looking quite strong right now, I'm guessing it'll be a hard game for Madrid, especially if Ancelotti decides to uh
Play the game like how they played Atlético
Scoring free headers and all of that
grave glen
We're still going to concede early and have to shithouse a comeback
Bruh nah u won’t. They are worse than getafe
grave glen
Play the game like how they played Atlético
Athleti are 20x better than las palmas
iron marten
Ohh
unreal veldt
it def wont be the better team but more like the team that bottles less
grave glen
Call me crazy but if real somehow loses (they won’t) Ancelotti will be sacked
shell hedge
Aren't Real Madrid playing Girona
This weekend
iron marten
I feel like Ancelotti kinda has a bad reputation right now
shell hedge
For midweek we got Las Palmas at home
iron marten
Oh I see
grave glen
it def wont be the better team but more like the team that bottles less
It’s kinda reminding me of the race between city and arsenal last season
Las Palmas at home? Real Madrid are definitely winning then
They'll likely lose points against Girona tho
devout forge
How to watch fcb vs Mallorca full match free? In the us
shell hedge
How to watch fcb vs Mallorca full match free? In the us
It's been over for over an hour
devout forge
Yes ik I don't need to watch it live
mint plaza
Athleti are 20x better than las palmas
30x*
glad cliff
Siuuuuuu
elfin dawn
Barça has Cancelo and Lamine Yamal and Madrid has Lucas Vázquez and a Brahim who plays without confidence entering the pitch in the 85th minute.
Barça has a proper squad and Madrid has a shitty squad. That's why Madrid won’t win the league
sour vine
barca 🐐 frfr
untold apex
Hola
twin echo
hi
chilly patrol
Villarreal has something for me
shell hedge
Villarreal has something for me
They have to win if we want first place
shell hedge
hm.
chilly patrol
theyll end up dropping points later
shell hedge
I wasn't expecting us to have to fight a club like Girona
But if anything it just makes the title race more interesting
lunar zinc
Villarreal has something for me
Girona will take the W
grave glen
Yo
grave glen
https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1706776509103649257
My boi is truly growing up, he dived twice yesterday. I'm tearing up like a proud dad
shell hedge
My boi is truly growing up, he dived twice yesterday. I'm tearing up like a prou...
Players are trained to do that
They don't do it on their own
They're literally taught how to do it
fading willow
Real Madrid vs Palmas more than 3.5 goal .??? And them win
grave glen
Seems like I grossly overestimated Talibancelotti
What a great midoff between Barca and real Madrid
shell hedge
What a great midoff between Barca and real Madrid
grave glen
https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1706770210643116502
Of course. With two explosive wingers, it'll take some time to fully integrate
Clean sheet all season long starting from Sevilla?
I'll be there
(We'll concede 2 goals every 2 matches or so)
gritty remnant
Who do you support ozpin
chilly patrol
felixszn
dreamy timber
@golden star thoughts on barca yesterday?
thoughts on a barca playing diving as usual
lunar zinc
https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1706770210643116502
Still the best in the world
dreamy timber
False
grave glen
thoughts on a barca playing diving as usual
As usual? No matter. I, for one, am proud of Yamal. He's growing up well, learning how to dive at such a young age
Brings a solemn tear down my eye
grave glen
Apparently, he, Pedri, and Gavi are close. Makes sense. Hopefully I see more beautiful dives soon
dreamy timber
Apparently, he, Pedri, and Gavi are close. Makes sense. Hopefully I see more bea...
who do you actually support Ozpin
grave glen
Every player dives once in a while, if it brings a win then why not. I'm shameless like this
dreamy timber
Every player dives once in a while, if it brings a win then why not. I'm shamele...
i guess
grave glen
who do you actually support Ozpin
Wdym? I've been a Barca fan since like 2010
dreamy timber
Wdym? I've been a Barca fan since like 2010
fairs
shell hedge
thoughts on a barca playing diving as usual
Don't start shit
dreamy timber
banter mate
shell hedge
They didn't do anything to you
grave glen
I don't mind the banter, it's fine Mort. I've been bantering real Madrid fans for their loss against Atletico all day long that I only got 4 hours of sleep
dreamy timber
Barcalona banter, i'll be there no matter what
Muriqi owns barca
Thoughts om barca conceeding 8 goals in 7 games, as opposed to last year where you conceeded 8 goals in 23 games? @grave glen @golden star
grave glen
Unironically. While his team was running down the mud, tired and fatigued, he was the only one trying clutch plays for a full 90 mins
Hopefully he got the motm, either him or Gavi. Gavi was quite amazing yesterday, him, Raphinha, and Yamal amidst a shit performance
joao felix and kaka look so similiar
dreamy timber
Hopefully he got the motm, either him or Gavi. Gavi was quite amazing yesterday,...
raphinha scored and assisted, but was his overall game poor? I didn't watch the game.
grave glen
Thoughts om barca conceeding 8 goals in 7 games, as opposed to last year where y...
It's not surprising, considering there are two explosive fullbacks now. It'll take some time to integrate fully. And Araujo and Inigo are out of sync, with one still fresh out of injury, so there's that
grave glen
Unironically. While his team was running down the mud, tired and fatigued, he wa...
who?
dreamy timber
Muriqi
grave glen
raphinha scored and assisted, but was his overall game poor? I didn't watch the ...
Nah he was great, except he still can't dribble past the defense, as we're used to. He ain't no Dembele but he did everything else well as you'd expect
grave glen
I told them that ferran's form won't continue
They called me delusional
Shame on them
grave glen
Indeed. They even tried to force me to sign ferran's apology form
What happened to shame
dreamy timber
just because he scored goals in preseason and has had good impact from the bench dont make him class
grave glen
he aint even a starter
Bodied that bench warmer
At best he's a super sub
Occasionally
dreamy timber
Felix clear
Funny how they all switched up on Ferran too. Last year you all wanted him sold
just because of a few goals
Hes good all of a sudden
grave glen
I wouldn't mind selling him. Game is game. As you'd expect, football fans can be quite reactionary
dreamy timber
@shut belfry thoughts mate
you called Ferran torres "a baller"
which he still isn't
@grave glen
dreamy timber
he's not that great
he doesn't make barcas best 11
Yamal and Fati are better than him too
lunar zinc
He is a super sub for us. But still he will score soon.
lunar zinc
Yamal and Fati are better than him too
Yamal yeah. But fati ?
lunar zinc
Nah fati is not good enough
grave glen
At least Fati knows how to position himself correctly despite lacking confidence to finish. Ferran barely makes a breakthrough behind the backline, lazy on his passes, and his positional awareness is average at best
grave glen
Nor can he stretch the wings
lunar zinc
He is more of a super sub.
grave glen
Indeed. If anything, he has the capabilities of being a super sub
But nothing beyond that as of this moment
grave glen
Facts facts
sage shuttle
Ferran's crosses and accuracy carry him imo
lunar zinc
He's not a winger
Nah he is not.
dreamy timber
Is it fair to say, that Xavi ruined Fati by never playing him
Litteraly gives him 5-10 minute cameos at best
lunar zinc
Is it fair to say, that Xavi ruined Fati by never playing him
Fati never had that much potential. Hopefully he will get it soon
dreamy timber
I thought he was the next thing huh
grave glen
Eh, not necessarily. After Fati suffered a year long injury, fati lacked all the confidence in the world. It's difficult dealing with such traumatized players and bringing out their inner potential again
Hopefully this is where Da Zerbi comes in
sage shuttle
Xavi not playing lewa is what led to the draw
Stupid decision ngl 🤷♂️
lunar zinc
I thought he was the next thing huh
Everyone thought. But he wasn't good enough
dreamy timber
lewa is 35 36? he cant be playing 2 games a week the whole year
sage shuttle
thats what happens when you don't sign a backup striker
Carlo ancelloti#6969 has blocked you
dreamy timber
everyone needs rest
dreamy timber
*Carlo ancelloti#6969 has blocked you*
hoped you didn't notice 😭
We signed Joselu mate
mint plaza
lewa is 35 36? he cant be playing 2 games a week the whole year
Roque is coming in January
dreamy timber
shocking
dreamy timber
Roque is coming in January
i guess
sage shuttle
Joselu signing was dumb
lunar zinc
Xavi not playing lewa is what led to the draw
Stupid decision ngl 🤷♂️
Lewa was rested. The main reason we lost was Inigo Martinez and one bad pass from ter stegen
lunar zinc
Roque is coming in January
Yea.
grave glen
Xavi not playing lewa is what led to the draw
Stupid decision ngl 🤷♂️
Nah, I don't blame Xavi for that. If anything, the only criticism I have for him is starting both Inigo and Araujo together, both being an out of sync partnership and one just fresh out of injury. Rotation is good, but not in an important match like this
dreamy timber
in the biggest game of the season
lunar zinc
but ancelotti really said "gimme joselu"
😂
sage shuttle
Joselu's playstyle doesn't go along with rodrygo and vini's
Carlo has to either play joselu as a lone striker or play brahim Diaz with him either no chemistry
dreamy timber
Brahim diaz aint getting no minutes
grave glen
Ultimately tho, it was the players having a bad game with silly mistakes that cost the 3 points
lunar zinc
We need to win the Sevilla match.
sage shuttle
Nah, I don't blame Xavi for that. If anything, the only criticism I have for him...
I don't blame him tho, he has more trust in Araujo than kounde, balde and Martinez so he's his golden boy along with yamal
sage shuttle
Brahim diaz aint getting no minutes
He's underrated
grave glen
If Real Madrid drew, or somehow loses, against Las Palmas at home then Tachibana better pray to God real Madrid fans don't find him
dreamy timber
He's underrated
was class for milan
dreamy timber
If Real Madrid drew, or somehow loses, against Las Palmas at home then Tachibana...
LMFAO
We wont beat Girona
lunar zinc
Nah, I don't blame Xavi for that. If anything, the only criticism I have for him...
Inigo was so bad
dreamy timber
but we better destroy palmas
like 4-0
to get cofidence back
however, i have a feeling its gonna be a 2-1 win or something typical madrid under talibancelotti
grave glen
Inigo was so bad
I don't blame him. It was an out of sync partnership and his confidence is at an all time low for being the fourth CB choice. Again, I would have preferred the main players to be rested against Sevilla, not this match where we had to defend the lead
lunar zinc
We wont beat Girona
Then I think Girona will be at the top of the table
grave glen
But alas
sage shuttle
was class for milan
Is class now, in the 19 minutes he played he created 4 chances and completed 6 successful dribbles against (fish memory I forgor)
dreamy timber
Is class now, in the 19 minutes he played he created 4 chances and completed 6 s...
yh like i said, he was our best player the times he came off the bench
lunar zinc
I don't blame him. It was an out of sync partnership and his confidence is at an...
We need to win the match to be at the top of the table.
lunar zinc
but they cant stay there
Obviously
sage shuttle
yh like i said, he was our best player the times he came off the bench
Instead Carlo playing wasted ahh joselu
grave glen
Sevilla should be a fun match, it's always interesting
grave glen
As for Girona, I'm pretty confident they'll win tonight. Villareal has been mid
warm cape
We will still win tho
lunar zinc
Sevilla should be a fun match, it's always interesting
We need to win that game.
sage shuttle
Bro we would 6-0 palmas a few years back
Hell we would've 6-0 them last year with benzema
Now we ain't cooking shit
lunar zinc
I really wanted to see bellingham and benzema combo
Haha lol
warm cape
Bro you can tell Rodrigo wants a 9
sage shuttle
Does he deserve a 9? Maybe
warm cape
Yes
sage shuttle
Not really
warm cape
Don’t forget how great he can be
lunar zinc
Don’t forget how great he can be
Super sub.
warm cape
Who do you wanna play on the right?
lunar zinc
He's rat shit this season so far
warm cape
I think Rodrigo’s great personally
lunar zinc
Who do you wanna play on the right?
You guys got camao.
sage shuttle
Without vini he loses his form
sage shuttle
Fede is so good in the middle of tho
I do agree with that but
Rodrygo is terrible currently
sage shuttle
Fr xabi would be awesome
warm cape
We have the talent
warm cape
Yeah, that does hurt a lot
warm cape
Vini injured
do you know if he’s back today?
sage shuttle
Don't think so
sage shuttle
Bro deadass couldn't show up cuz he was taking a shit
dim ingot
man city vs newcastle prediction??
sage shuttle
Ain't no way
sage shuttle
man city vs newcastle prediction??
2-1
warm cape
man city vs newcastle prediction??
Probably city sadly
dim ingot
Probably city sadly
score
sage shuttle
Alvarez goal, Bernardo assist
Haaland goal, bernardo/Alvarez assist
warm cape
City is the only team that I hate
sage shuttle
Oilchester
warm cape
I hate city more than Barcelona
warm cape
I feel like it’s just making the game not as fun
sage shuttle
Most of them are young and talented
Forreal
But it ain't their fault all the other prem teams can't perform good
warm cape
If they win the trouble again, I’m switching to rugby
sage shuttle
They probs will
warm cape
Unless we get Mbappé in the summer
warm cape
Mbappe, Jude and Vini
I’m sorry, but I think we would beat city
Especially of Courtois feels better
Man, I never realize how important Courtois was until now
mint plaza
💀💀
dreamy timber
Carvajal wasted
Carvajal been one of our best players this season
warm cape
Yeah he’s super good
dreamy timber
But we still need to sign a right back
warm cape
I still can’t believe he benched cama and aruealn in the derby
warm cape
I think we will still win today