la-liga

[shell hedge]

Especially when you consider what Barcelona used to be

[dapper dagger]

frenkie de jong and pedri are are the most consistent midfielders itw this season

[elfin dawn]

Look the way Madrid trains and Barcelona trains, Madrid does very tough exercises and even simulating to train under high altitudes

[dapper dagger]

you wouldn't know you weren't watching footy back then

[elfin dawn]

And why do they struggle when they go outside Spain?

[shell hedge]

And when De Jong and Pedri can't play?

[shell hedge]

Also that

[grave glen]

is there available footage of full RM training sessions to compare to footage of full Barca training sessions?

or is this just an assumption you're making?

[dapper dagger]

we have problems in the midfield against good teams if all them are injured at the same time

it's not hard to understand

barca is rebuilding

[shell hedge]

That's what I'm saying
Strengthen and protect the glass so it doesn't shatter
The second most successful club in the country should not be the way you are

You know the players should not be giving up halfway through a match because they don't know how to concentrate and pull themselves together after a setback

[grave glen]

that depends on xavi

mans thick

[dapper dagger]

it's literally common for a barca side that is rebuilding to have depth issues

[humble hearth]

RMA > BARCA

Rma > Barca

[shell hedge]

If you say that a third time, the bot will automatically mute you for 15 minutes

[grave glen]

nah he changed it

[humble hearth]

Wait

Atletico > Real betis

[shell hedge]

Respect Betis?

[elfin dawn]

I have watched Madrid sessions in Real Madrid TV and I can assure you no team trains like that in Spain

Look for example a player like Vinicius

Hasn’t got an injury since 2019

Rodrygo doesn’t has injury since 2020

[hushed silo]

Pintus

[grave glen]

player like grizou haven’t got injury since his la real days

[shell hedge]

He's just getting off a muscle overload

It's why him and Kroos didn't play yesterday

[grave glen]

got injured as soon as he joins barça

[elfin dawn]

Modric despite being 37 I think it was two seasons ago last time he got injured

[grave glen]

we should sign inaki williams on loan to test my theory

[elfin dawn]

Now look at Lewandoski, when he was at Bayern he was bulked and now after a few months in Barcelona has lost a lot muscular mass

[elfin dawn]

Pintus train you like U.S Marine

[hushed silo]

20/21 he wasn't there

[elfin dawn]

And curiously we had over 60 injuries that season lol

[hushed silo]

Still can't get over that league race

[mint plaza]

Real Madrid thug shaker

[elfin dawn]

We played the last months of competition without Ramos and Varane 💀

[hushed silo]

Only if we beat damn Sevilla

[elfin dawn]

But I mean a muscular injury like an sprain or something like that

[shell hedge]

Yeah they'll be fine for Tuesday

[rigid dragon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/12mx9bw/bbc_sevilla_fc_was_being_sponsored_by_a_totally/

[rose rover]

risking their lives to watch the battle of mid

[shell hedge]

@eternal void "Madam celebrating like they've won the league 😭 "

[eternal void]

how many points behind r u ?

[shell hedge]

This is what you get for talking shit before your team's played

Karma's a bitch

[eternal void]

nah nah nah

how many points

tell me

[shell hedge]

11

[eternal void]

is it still in the double digits??

[shell hedge]

And soon it'll be 8

[eternal void]

alright boss

talk when u guys hit 1 digit

[shell hedge]

Wait until after Barcelona's played to trash talk

Because it will come back to bite you in the ass otherwise

[eternal void]

wdym? i can still talk shit lmao

yall are still 11 POINTS behind us

11 points behind a team that drew 2 matches in a row

[shell hedge]

Whatever

Keep doing it

[eternal void]

thats more embarassing than drawing 2 matches in a row

like what were yall celebrating yesterday fr?

[shell hedge]

Winning a match

You know a normal thing that sports fans celebrate?

[eternal void]

celebrating 2nd place

[wraith breach]

lol

[chrome slate]

For now. You go celebrate your draw

[drowsy bone]

Nice

[shell hedge]

You know they're just going to spam "11 points" at you when you mention what's happening, right?

[grave glen]

11 points

[chrome slate]

I mean, they were spamming their 4-0 win last year. Know what happened to them this year?

[shell hedge]

[rose rover]

who is barca facing in ucl rn

[shell hedge]

Atletico

[eternal void]

wah wah wah

[wraith breach]

yawn

[eternal void]

city with humble yall

[chrome slate]

Wasn't it Benfica? Wait...can they win against them?

[shell hedge]

Nice win against Getafe that

[eternal void]

madrids overrated UCL run
group stages - leipzig, shaktar, celtic
ro16- mid table liverpool
quarter finals - mid table chelsea

[wraith breach]

madrid so bad we don't actually need to win games to win la liga

[chrome slate]

Do you guys make it past group stage?

[grave glen]

11 points

[shell hedge]

-Barca fan talking about UCL runs

[eternal void]

shit if we had an easy as run like that we wouldve made it out too

[shell hedge]

You say that as if it's hard to beat Inter Milan

[eternal void]

bro had the ucl run on a silver platter

[chrome slate]

Piece of cake for us

[eternal void]

if yall bottle ucl youll never hear the end of it from me

[chrome slate]

Cry to Papa Ceferin then

[chrome slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-laugh-giggle-laughing-spurs-gif-16212891

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/u11b.gif

[rose rover]

barca's ucl run:

oh wait wait

[eternal void]

keep crying

[rose rover]

barcas uel run:

oh wait wait

sorry

[chrome slate]

Let it go bruh

[shell hedge]

"tHeIr InJuRiEs"

[shell hedge]

What a performance for Gavi when Pedri isn't holding his hand

[eternal void]

🥱

[mellow kindle]

actually realised atleti can go 3 points behind madrid if they win this game against almeria

[shell hedge]

It's true though

[wraith breach]

their true rivals this season 😂

[eternal void]

closer to atleti than to barca and these lot for some reason are talking so much shit

[mellow kindle]

😂😂

[eternal void]

madrid derby 🔥

[mellow kindle]

lovely

[chrome slate]

They were our rivals in UCL when y'all were fumbling hard

Humble yourself

[shell hedge]

@chrome slate Is it me or does it smell a bit salty in here?

[mellow kindle]

atleti never wins the derby so idk if you can call it a derby

[chrome slate]

Their life is miserable. What else can they say?

[shell hedge]

[chrome slate]

Can't even have a proper discussion without them getting salty

[shell hedge]

"the life of a Barcelona fan"

[eternal void]

my life is far from miserable being 11 points clear on top is top tier

[shell hedge]

👍

[slender olive]

Y’all are cringe

[chrome slate]

Take your "11 points clear" trophy and make a tattoo of it then

[mellow kindle]

as if madrid fans wouldnt have done the same thing 😂

[shell hedge]

Not really

We wouldn't have been this bad

[eternal void]

we'll take our laliga trophy by the end of the season 😽

[mellow kindle]

you say that now lmao

[slender olive]

You have been tho

Lots of times

[eternal void]

bruh wth this guy forgot what they were like last season????

[mellow kindle]

i mean you're pretty shit considering that barca is 11 points ahead of madrid 😭

[shell hedge]

You mean when your side were prancing around with the 4-0 result as if it was bigger than a league title?

[rose rover]

where FC Barcelona

[slender olive]

Jobless

[mellow kindle]

smh

this must be the daily la liga chat

😭😭😭

[eternal void]

chat to me when u guys actually win the the UCL this season 😭 ucl aint as clear cut as the league this season 🥱

b-b-but ramadan benzema is here 🥺

[rose rover]

chat to me when u guys actually play in the UCL

LOLOL

who won it last year?

[shell hedge]

He's a salty boi

Lol

[grave glen]

1-0

griezmann

[rose rover]

forget about UCL lmao barca couldn't even play in UEL

embarrassing tbh

[shell hedge]

Move onto something else

[grave glen]

only 4th minute

[shell hedge]

Us and them don't care

[eternal void]

ill just wait until you lot actually vs a good team

[mellow kindle]

genuine question, do you guys think that you can knock out city out and why?

[shell hedge]

We haven't gotten to the semifinal yet

[eternal void]

"cos we did it last year"

[slender olive]

They think you’ll bottle it

[shell hedge]

We have to knock out Chelsea first

[slender olive]

You play shit with haaland

[rose rover]

talk when ur in the competition bro

[mellow kindle]

yeah i need actual arguments but probably too much to ask for madrid fans

[slender olive]

You’re gonna be predictable and easy to stop

[shell hedge]

@mellow kindle

[grave glen]

yea don’t expect it here

most of them have some weird ego

[eternal void]

-14 ucls
-35 laligas
i support the best team in the world because they have the most ucls

[mellow kindle]

chelsea not gonn comeback from 2-0 down lol

[slender olive]

This is a fanbase that spams “14 ucls” whenever they lose to their biggest rivals

[shell hedge]

They could

[eternal void]

they wont

[rose rover]

they will

[shell hedge]

It's football

It's still Chelsea

[eternal void]

lampard lost 3 maches in a row

[slender olive]

No they won’t they’re pathetic

[rose rover]

you don't know the power of stamford bridge

Chelsea will win. 3-0.

[mellow kindle]

not likely when they play 5-3-2 again 😭

[eternal void]

stamford bridge hype

[shell hedge]

Lampard can't do that again

[eternal void]

i think chelsea is the team with the msot home losses or smth

[slender olive]

Stamford bridge just got assfucked by Brighton

[shell hedge]

He has to go full force

[slender olive]

You lot are through already

[shell hedge]

We'll talk about that after Tuesday

[mellow kindle]

yeah but aint no way he's gonna go 4 atb with cucurella as lb with chilwell being suspended

[rose rover]

that is because Brighton is a world class team

[mellow kindle]

idk if you know but, does madrid play at home first in semis? (if they go through ofcourse)

[rose rover]

but Chelsea actually didn't play bad against madrid

[slender olive]

And Chelsea aren’t supposed to be

[rose rover]

They were going easy yk

[shell hedge]

Idk

[slender olive]

they got outclassed

[mellow kindle]

weren't that great

[shell hedge]

They only did well defensively

Their offense was non-existent

That's why I asked the Chelsea fans in #premier-league "what color Courtois' outfit was"

Because you barely saw him

[mellow kindle]

first minutes felix was in a good position tho but thats the only chance i seen 😭

[foggy cape]

Honestly idc just knock em out

Maybe with a humiliating score

[mellow kindle]

huh

who

[foggy cape]

Chelsea

[mellow kindle]

ohh

[shell hedge]

Ancelotti's probably going to start out sitting back again until something forces him to push everyone forward again

[foggy cape]

Let him raise his brows from the kick off

[foggy cape]

Relegation battle

Between Sevilla and Valencia 🔥

[grave glen]

1-1 now just realised

dogshit mistake by atleti

disallowed

[vital kernel]

2-1

[grave glen]

offside

is correa really offside

[shell hedge]

Is it 1-1 or is it 1-0?

[grave glen]

looks close

2-1

goal counted

[brittle dust]

Old griezmann ist slowly coming back

[opal sigil]

We got him next 😬

[grave glen]

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Barca winning the league

[scarlet dove]

so

what is that

is that your predictions? or

[weary spoke]

PEN FOR ALMERIA IG

[paper geode]

Atleti got saved

chigada

ATLETIII ATLETIIII OLEE OLEE OLAAA

bru, you connot sleep on Almeria

[umbral sky]

Fuck Almeria man I hope they go down

[paper geode]

naahh, they fun team

since their promotion, they been solid

[umbral sky]

What a clusterfuck

Not happy with this game

[elfin dawn]

As long Carlo starts a more physical midfield to hold the high pressure of city maybe

[mellow kindle]

Tchouameni?

[elfin dawn]

The thing he would have to do is either just start one between Kroos and Modric or to not start neither, my options are either Valverde, Tchouameni and Modric or the most crazy one to play with two dm starting Camavinga and Tchouameni but that’s very unlikely

[wraith breach]

😔

[acoustic steppe]

?

Let’s talk abt ur 6th champion league ?

[echo robin]

they did not play very well, at all

[obsidian wolf]

@iron marten there you go 2-0 that’s all you need for Man U

[knotty yacht]

The way Barca media brainwashed their fans that dembele’s injury wasn’t serious is crazy lol

[iron marten]

Stop jinxing us

[obsidian wolf]

My fault

[lilac frigate]

Valencia 0-2 Sevilla

[iron marten]

And Valencia lose

A clean sheet

[shrewd dragon]

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1647689547814252547?cxt=HHwWhsC92b664t0tAAAA Spanish Klopp confirmed?

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Xavi spoke about the pitch and the sun after his team dropped points vs. Getafe ☀️

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Twitter · Apr 16, 2023, 7:52 PM

[grave glen]

Xavi baby crier

[rough rapids]

Bro turned into klopp 😭

[grave glen]

back in 2011

[mint plaza]

☠️☠️

[pearl timber]

BREAKING NEWS: Messi is coming back to Barcelona in the summer transfer window Messi here we go

[elfin dawn]

Valencia will most likely go down

https://tenor.com/view/josémourinho-portuguais-coach-real-madrid-victoire-gif-12469557

[last hamlet]

not happening mate

[knotty yacht]

Wait so they really thought roberto was good enough?

[rose rover]

m

[raven zodiac]

💀

[grave glen]

sheesh

[eternal void]

https://tenor.com/view/fifa-griddy-fifa23-fifa23griddy-fifa-celebration-gif-26867739

[eternal void]

what a lovely couple

[chrome slate]

Google Maps to show Nou Camp as a banquet hall

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/reshadrahman_/status/1647893138046873601?s=46&t=ZuQqw8PorAF0DRe95a6oHA

Reshad Rahman (@ReshadRahman_)

‼️ Joan Laporta: "Javier Tebas is irresponsible. He lacks professionalism, it's obvious. He constantly fuels controversy, he even sent FALSE documents” #FCB 🔵🔴

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 9:21 AM

dude went straight in

[knotty yacht]

Final nail in the coffin for our “friendship”

And this dumbass just assured they’ll get punished

Playing the victim card here is embarrassing

[raven zodiac]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1647884662688169984?t=vn7Id6D74v0yTYZkEObVnA&s=19

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨🎙️| Jonathan Barnett (Camavinga’s agent): “He wants to be at Real Madrid for ALL his life.” @GoalEspana #rmalive 🇫🇷

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 8:48 AM

One player of this type pls

[rugged lichen]

Laporta will say anything and barca fans will believe it

[grave glen]

Tbf he stated the obvious

[grave glen]

Represents me

[grave glen]

Who reacted with that face!!??

[elfin dawn]

Is a master of propoganda, the Joesph Goebbels of the 21st century

I saw the whole press conference seemed to be orchestrated, there is a question that would mean checkmate for Laporta and it’s why would he multiply by 4 the money was payed for Negreira? There’s no justification for that and if someone doesn’t ask him it proves my point that the press conference was orchestrated by pro-Barcelona journalists

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1647924791830016001?s=46&t=TKzw6Ax-A4SAfZLs-mPqmw

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨💣 Fede Valverde will be sanctioned (4-12 games). The resolution will be known in a period of a month and a half. @relevo

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 11:27 AM

[real token]

Not fair

[knotty yacht]

It’s la liga

[elfin dawn]

5 games would be fair

[grave glen]

yea

[spice sun]

10 games at least

[elfin dawn]

Marcos Alonso crashed a car and ended up killing someone due to the car crash and he is still playing like nothing happened.

[spice sun]

but it's completely different, it's an accident

[elfin dawn]

So taking someone’s else life is just as serious as punch in the face? Also when treasury told Messi that he was evading taxes and that there was a possibility of going jail for him the club backed him up making an official announcement and a campaign using the club employees defending someone that was evading taxes with the hastag #todossomosMessi . I never saw Madrid backing up a players when they did something bad

[rose rover]

meanwhile Mendy

[elfin dawn]

But Mendy is some sort of injury prone since 2021 when he forced himself to play against Chelsea in stamford bridge

[grim thicket]

happened to ramos too, it was a fateful season

[tidal berry]

You know that allianz arena hosts weddings too

[raven zodiac]

It hosted many stuff but an actual wedding on the pitch? Haven't seen that yet

[tidal berry]

was advertised as a wedding venue by the clubs official account

[raven zodiac]

Where's the picture of a couple celebrating their wedding on pitch?

[shell hedge]

Someone literally died in that accident

The only thing that happened in Valverde's situation is that a rich kid got rightfully smacked across the face

Alonso shouldn't even be out in the free world

Yet has still been playing football and has been celebrated as if he's not a murderer

[shell hedge]

If Valverde gets any games

Alex should get more

Because he's the one that said everything that pushed Valverde to do it

[humble hearth]

Jk jk

I like both

[slender olive]

Wdym multiply by 4

Yk we paid him for 18 years+ money grows in value over time

[wraith breach]

only dembouz and Christensen left

[elfin dawn]

He raised the amount that was payed to him on the first period of Laporta by 4, meaning he increased the salary four times of what he was already receiving

[shell hedge]

@formal patrol What ""punishment"" did Alonso get after the car crash?

[formal patrol]

Suspension for the whole season

2010

[shell hedge]

hm.

Did his pay get docked the whole time?

[formal patrol]

Idk

What randomly brings you to ask these questions

[shell hedge]

Comparing multiple incidents

[formal patrol]

Like

[shell hedge]

I'm seeing what happened to other people that did things that were a lot worse than smack a rich kid for saying something foul

[formal patrol]

Valverde should be charged with assault

And suspended for 3 games

[shell hedge]

And Baena should be punished too
It doesn't matter if you're a well known person or not, if anyone were to say what he said anywhere across the world, they would get the same response

Even in America that preaches "free speech"

[formal patrol]

Idk what he said so I can't judge him

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/theMadridZone/status/1644838752286564353?cxt=HHwWgoCz7ayI0tMtAAAA

Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone)

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alex Baena told Valverde “Cry now because your son won’t be born” during his wife's miscarriage scare.

Today, Baena said something AGAIN, which made matters worse. @marca

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Twitter · Apr 8, 2023, 11:04 PM

[formal patrol]

Legally that doesn't preach past free speech but he should be given a suspension as well

[lilac frigate]

Vigo 0-1 Mallorca

[slender olive]

Why would that be Laporta’s fault then

or our fault

He raised the payment not us

[shell hedge]

Honestly Valverde should just get fined like Benzema was after his court case for being an accomplice to blackmail was over

[slender olive]

He fucking punched someone in the face

[shell hedge]

That way regular people that admire Valverde know not to do it that way

[slender olive]

That is known

[shell hedge]

And Valverde can go on about his career

[slender olive]

What Baena did hadn’t been confirmed yet

[formal patrol]

Hes assaulted a guy because he couldn't take words if he was not a rich and famous person he would have already been in court for his sentence, assault is a very serious thing

Whether or not he has been provoked, what baena did is still part of freedom of speech so he should only be given a fine but what valverde did is illegal

[shell hedge]

After what Baene said, he was lucky to only have gotten punched, a lot of other people probably would've done others things like throw Alex across the room and shit

[formal patrol]

Are you seriously backing valverde????

[slender olive]

I said it hasn’t been confirmed yet

[slender olive]

Yep he is

I’m not going to back either of them

I understand what valverde did if baena really did say that stuff but I won’t condone it

[shell hedge]

Why would someone like Valverde who is barely an aggressive person at all, randomly run up to someone after a match and hit them?

[slender olive]

That’s speculation

Nothing has been confirmed

[formal patrol]

What baena said was wrong but he hasn't done anything illegal to be charged but valverde has committed a crime, if I was to give the punishment for them both I would give:
Baena a fine
Valverde a jail sentence if he is lucky only a suspension

[slender olive]

True

[shell hedge]

They're talking about a 4-12 match suspension for Valverde

https://twitter.com/madridxtra/status/1647924791830016001?s=46&t=TKzw6Ax-A4SAfZLs-mPqmw

Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra)

🚨💣 Fede Valverde will be sanctioned (4-12 games). The resolution will be known in a period of a month and a half. @relevo

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 11:27 AM

[formal patrol]

Hes very lucky to be only given a suspension

[slender olive]

you have to be impartial

If it was a Barca player in valverde’s situation

I bet you wouldn’t give a shit

[elfin dawn]

I mean in this Valverde case I let the authorities do their job

[slender olive]

Yea that’s wise

Let them figure it out

And then make judgements later

[elfin dawn]

Is not related with the club so let the man handle his mistakes

[harsh marsh]

Hi

I'm new

[slender olive]

Dafuq is that description

[harsh marsh]

What do you mean?

[elfin dawn]

Bro is an npc

[shell hedge]

I'd give the same response to anyone doing it
Like I said if anyone were to say something like that anywhere, they would get smacked

[harsh marsh]

Uhhhhh

Dawg

[slender olive]

I don’t believe you

[harsh marsh]

They are reasons

[shell hedge]

But why Real Madrid and Barcelona?

That's like the one of the huge things that should never exist in a football fanbase

[harsh marsh]

Who can join my football discord server I created 2 days ago to support me

[shell hedge]

#server-rules

[harsh marsh]

It's cause my grandfather and dad supports it and my mother and grandmother supports Madrid and man city cause my local team but I don't really support Madrid and barca just my parents

[still pagoda]

https://twitter.com/atletiuniverse/status/1647668950140846087?t=pqEAhZSFKYkC0MBs3RcDJQ&s=19

Atletico Universe (@atletiuniverse)

🫣

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Twitter · Apr 16, 2023, 6:31 PM

I think the admin forgot that Atleti already used their one-la-liga-a-decade ticket

[shell hedge]

I mean..

They can win their match against Barcelona

But I doubt they're going to win every other match

[elfin dawn]

Atleti only wins la liga when Madrid and Barça really fuck up

Also Atleti has been declining a lot the past few seasons

[shell hedge]

And they only won that season because the referees and officials fucked us over enough

We literally could've defended our league title that season with an absolutely cracked and shattered team if the refs and officials actually did their job

[elfin dawn]

And Barcelona was being coached by Koeman

[shell hedge]

Mhm

I didn't get to experience any part of the three peat

But I still truly got to experience what Zidane was capable of from what he still did throughout the 2020-2021 season

Zidane genuinely deserved the managerial recognition awards over the managers that actually won stuff that season

That's how ingenious and record worthy Zidane's accomplishments were

He helped almost bring a half-injured and half-massively fatigued team to another league title, and helped almost bring them to a Champions League final

If any other manager in history, past, present or future were put in the same situation that Zidane was put in

They wouldn't even come to close to doing what Zidane did

Zidane really is the best manager in history

And I'm not speaking from a biased standpoint

[slender olive]

Haha

No trophies tho

so

too bad

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1648062510199721990?s=46&t=TKzw6Ax-A4SAfZLs-mPqmw

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

https://t.co/kILbbHbnzv

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🤍🤍

[lilac frigate]

Levante (1)-1 Mirandés

Levante 1-(2) Mirandés

Vigo 0-1 Mallorca

FT Vigo 0-1 Mallorca

FT Levante 1-2 Mirandés

[acoustic bone]

Damn they must have really pissed off florentino perez

[rose rover]

prime flo

[tulip glade]

this fatty made them make a whole ass movie😭😭😭😭

[slender olive]

Lmfao

[shell hedge]

And we get reminded of just how sensitive and finicky your fanbase is

[timber moon]

🍿🍿🍿

[rose rover]

next person to send message is gay

[shell hedge]

You genuinely make Chelsea's fanbase or whatever look like sweet, civilized people

[rose rover]

omg got u lol

[slender olive]

who’s the sensitive one? Releasing a 5 minute video over that press conference

[grave glen]

Haha

U gay

[tulip glade]

you've compared laporta to a nazi talking about reactionary 😭

[rose rover]

5 min video vs 2 hour press conference where all fatporta did was talk about real madrid

i think the sensitive one is barca

[grave glen]

MADRID fans keep crying

[shell hedge]

The fanbase that literally complains, deflects and spins for hours when someone says anything negative about their club

[grave glen]

friendly reminder that we own you

Nah man is laporta fault

[slender olive]

2 hour press conference where he was defending his case in the negreia

[grave glen]

ok gotta agree

On that

He should have shut the fuck up

[oak dust]

It's the opposite bro😂

[grave glen]

SHUT

bro

We have been bad recently

😦

[slender olive]

Fan base that acts like entitled, arrogant pricks

[rose rover]

he "defended" by talking about Madrid lmfao

and then saying it was for technical reports

sure buddy

[timber moon]

🍿

[tulip glade]

These guys really put clips in of Barcelona players being forced to do the fascist salute, and spun it as Barcelona players supporting Franco's regime.

[shell hedge]

It's better to be an asshole than to be an obsessive, sensitive twit

[rose rover]

laporta hasn't been able to find any excuse

[grave glen]

All good until Zlatan replies back "don't talk about my club" to Madrid 💀

[grave glen]

trying to spin catalans as being pro-fascist, especially when barcelona was bombed by nazi germany and italy to help franco is a crazy narrative

[acoustic bone]

La liga moment

[slender olive]

I seem to remember that the point of the conference was to defend themselves from the allegations- and you’re basing this off a couple barbs at Madrid

[grave glen]

That wasn't about football, it was about polítics

[tulip glade]

quite literally i do not think these people understand how facist dictatorships work. You either comply or are killed

[rose rover]

foreigner finds out about Spanish Civil war

[grave glen]

Fr

[rose rover]

spoiler alert u shouldn't talk about things u know nothing about!!

[slender olive]

But @shell hedge thinks we could’ve just refused his “help”

[tulip glade]

am i wrong though?

disprove me then

[rose rover]

if you're just finding out now about the civil war i thing it's best you keep quiet

[shell hedge]

You mean when the people did this?

[elfin dawn]

No tienen ni puta idea, la Segunda República iba a dejar españa hecha un solar

[rose rover]

because this isn't gonna go anywhere

[grave glen]

Do you think that bombing was related with football or wtf

[rose rover]

es que son idiotas

[grave glen]

there are pictures of real madrid players doing the nazi salut as well ??

[tulip glade]

spanish civil war is an important part of european history anyways

[grave glen]

Tal cual

[tulip glade]

You either comply or are killed

[tulip glade]

you think politics don't effect football

[rose rover]

clueless

[grave glen]

Wtf is a bombing in Barcelona related to the club

[wraith breach]

[grave glen]

ℹ️| During the same regime Real Madrid won 14 leagues and 6 cups, while at one point it took Barça 14 years to win a league.

• Shot Barça's president Josep Sunyol.
• Bombed the city and club offices
• Forced to change club's name and badge
• Franco placed Enrique Piñeyro, Josep Vendrell (connected to Franco's regime) as Barcelona's presidents, despite not being members.

[tulip glade]

Whether football or basketball, cricket or gymnastics, social and political contexts shape both the sport and our response to it.

[grave glen]

Didn't allow Barça to sign Di Stefano.

• Didn't allow Barça to name their stadium 'Joan Gamper.'

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575399512412160 You sure about that?

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

1954 – 15 years after the arrival of Franco, Real Madrid wins their first league title since the Second Republic. During that time Barça has won 5 titles and Atlético has won 4 to Real Madrid’s only title.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

[oak dust]

Yeah correct, politics is the reason Messi got to lift the world cup

[grave glen]

Deluded

You think they bombed Barcelona cause of barça

Stupid

[rose rover]

yet again another clueless individual spouting nonsense

u have no idea what ur saying

[tulip glade]

correct him then

you've said this but haven't corrected anyone

[rose rover]

Barcelona "bought" Di Stéfano from River Plate, which wasn't even the club Di Stefano played for at the time of the purchase. Real Madrid bought him from the club he actually was playing for, Millionarios FC. Both teams contested eachother in court.

[grave glen]

You think it only affected barça?

[rose rover]

the verdict was for Di Stéfano to play a season in Barcelona and a season in Madrid, and to keep switching season after season. Real Madrid agreed with the decision of the court, while Barcelona didn't and chose to have their money back and withdraw from the deal.

[grave glen]

Franco restricted all the dialects in spain

Thats why Joan gamper name was banned

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575390867963904

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

1954 - Bernabéu reaches an agreement with Millonarios to sign Di Stéfano, under contract till the end of 1954 with the Colombian club. Barça also obtains part of the rights through River Plate. FIFA gets involved and says he has to alternate between the two clubs, Barça refuses.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

[elfin dawn]

who denied the transfer was FIFA because you did not pay the player's rights on time, which were distributed among several teams. Now they gonna come to you Madrid and Franco had controlled FIFA

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575294042464258

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

1936-1939 Antonio Ortega, colonel of the republican army, general director of security, is appointed president of Real Madrid during the Spanish Civil. He is executed by Franco in 1939.

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

[tulip glade]

wasn't the colombian league an unofficially recognised ''pirate league''

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575305039958018
https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575308663873537

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

The Chamartín stadium and club facilities are named the “Sports Batallion” and used by “the reds” (the republicans) as barracks and training grounds during the war.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

Once the war ended, Real Madrid’s headquarters had been destroyed in a bombing. The trophies had been stolen and the stands taken apart to obtain wood. The club’s money had been donated to the republic to aid in the war.

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575316435886080

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

There are only 5 players left from the squad before the war. The rest are either exiled, in Franco’s prisons, or have been executed.

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Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575321309614082

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

Professor, jurist and socialist politician Gregorio Peces Barba, said that "Madrid was about to be dissolved by Franco"

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https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144575374589943811

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

1950 – Real Madrid is interested in signing Kubala, one of the best players in Europe. Thw RFEF (Spanish Football Federation) prevents them from doing so. With the help of the regime, he would end up playing for Barça.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 11:56 AM

[elfin dawn]

Also after the Spanish civil war Antonio Ortega was elected as Madrid president and was a former colonel that fought for the republicans, guess what happened to him he was sentenced to be executed but thankfully was able to get away thanks to the French secret services hidden in a bag

[shell hedge]

Anything else?

[tulip glade]

all of this is tebas' fault imo

[slender olive]

What are you trying to prove? That Madrid are oppressed too? I thought you were trying to prove Barca are the regime’s team

[slender olive]

and of that, you don’t have anything solid to prove that

[tulip glade]

both clubs where victims of the dictatorship anyways

[slender olive]

it’s dad you have to go that far back in time to try and “prove” Madrid are innocent

[brave spade]

@slender olive @shell hedge stop crying ffs

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/Roi2bo/status/1144578508062101504

Roi Tubío (@Roi2bo)

1963 - Bernabéu, against the wishes of the regime, pays tribute to Rafael Sanchez-Guerra, the former Madrid and Republican president who went into exile in Paris, taking advantage of a visit from Madrid.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2019, 12:09 PM

[tulip glade]

still going 😭

[rugged elm]

Wait what's going on?

[tulip glade]

1950s beef

[rugged elm]

Are they trying to blame each other for supporting Franco lol

Oh god

[tulip glade]

yes

[slender olive]

Same bernabeu that hated Catalans?

[tulip glade]

hilarious tbh

[slender olive]

It’s so sad how you went as far as to promote Barca as francoists

[mint plaza]

What the hell is going on here

🗿

[shell hedge]

Scroll up here and in your club channel

It's easier for you just to see the context

[fading ember]

La Liga is more relevant for drama nowadays than actual football

[tulip glade]

theres drama every week now ffs

[shell hedge]

"went as far"?
I've been calling you "Frank FC" for months

[slender olive]

Yeah only you, you’re the only one obsessed enough with us to try

[fading ember]

Idek whether to laugh or be sad at this point lol

[rose rover]

and epl is just middle East league

and serie a is broke leaguec

and ligue 1 sucks

[shell hedge]

There's drama everywhere in the world

It's a thing that happens in life

[tulip glade]

neither barca or madrid would've repped franco if they had a choice

[brave spade]

there’s enough drama in the world actually

that we dont need to add onto it

[tulip glade]

fr man

tebas comedy league ffs

[slender olive]

Then Florentino should’ve shut his mouth, no?

[fading ember]

I am not Spanish or Catalan either way so none of my business

[slender olive]

he’s opened a can of worms that nobody saw coming

[grave glen]

Laporta first

[slender olive]

only because he threw some barbs at Madrid being supported by refs

[shell hedge]

Well first they bitched about a comment Courtois made, then they bitched about a comment Ancelotti made
And now it's over a comment that Florentino made

[slender olive]

Which, btw, are based in the present

[shell hedge]

Apparently no one from our side is allowed to speak their mind

[slender olive]

not from the goddamn 1950s

[rose rover]

for 2 hours

[rose rover]

no

[tulip glade]

kinda loving the drama though ngl

[slender olive]

lmfaoo?

[shell hedge]

You guys say "it's been happening since the beginning"

[elfin dawn]

The system needs chaos to function properly

[shell hedge]

It wouldn't just be based in the present

[slender olive]

And you took that and brought up edienve from the 1950s

That makes it even worse

[mint plaza]

What is going on in LaLiga dawg!!! 💯🗣️🗣️🔥

[fading ember]

Yeah well
But I am not from the country so I am not really affected by the history or anything

I will leave Spanish people to judge whatever they feel like as it’s their country

[slender olive]

Discord clasico apparently

[fading ember]

No point speaking on something which doesn’t affect you

[tulip glade]

Agree, every day is a new soap opera episode with this league. I just wanna watch futbol man.

[fading ember]

Lol

[bitter ether]

Also did Florentino claim that Barça were the favored club of Franco???

That’s complete and utter horse testicles, especially considering the repression of the Catalan language under Franco’s rule

And how the Camp Nou was essentially the only place in all of Catalonia where the language could be freely spoken… makes me question a lot of things re: reffing being rigged in Barça’s favor

[shell hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[wide swallow]

The take of Suarez being somehow a better passer and off the ball player than benzema

[cinder raptor]

yeah its actually insane that they'd go that far as to try and twist the history in which many people's deaths happened just to defend their club

[cinder raptor]

that's cuz he is

[wide swallow]

No he isn’t

[cinder raptor]

how

[wide swallow]

Benzema can literally be a facilitator

of football

[wide swallow]

look at his time when Ronaldo was the star man

he would be controlling the strings of the game in attack

[cinder raptor]

sure but that's cuz it wasn't his job to be the main goalscorer he had to shift to a role more like that

[wide swallow]

While still being great in front of goal and creation especially (except for 2016-2018 where zidane used his off the ball abilities a lot more and benzema had poor scoring form)

[wide swallow]

and he was better at it than Suarez ever could be

he was amazing at it

you don’t win 3 UCLs in a row with a dead striker it’s simple logic

He was doing amazing things

And now that he’s the main man we see that his goal scoring isn’t too far off from Suarez

like at all

[cinder raptor]

yeah you might be right about that since I haven't really seen suarez being forced into more of a supportive role but I would say that suarez had better off the ball movement whilst in the box trying to get into goal scoring postions

[cinder raptor]

what wdym not too far off form suarez?

its not even close to suarez's prime

[wide swallow]

sure but that’s one part of being a strike

[cinder raptor]

yeah that's where I misunderstood thinking you were only talking about that rather than off the ball supportive movement

[wide swallow]

goal scoring rate

[cinder raptor]

but he's still a long ways away from suarez's as a goalscorer

[wide swallow]

Not a longs way away

who’d you say is a better goal scorer lewandowski or cr7

[wide swallow]

lemme just make this point

[cinder raptor]

cr7 obviously

[wide swallow]

Cr7 never reached lewas peak in goal scoring efficiency

lewa had a higher peak of goals per game

and minutes per goal

[cinder raptor]

lewandowski played in the bundesliga for more than half of his career whilst cr7 palyed in the league in which it is hardest to score in because of all the deep blocks

[wide swallow]

but cr7 is still obviously better at goal scoring

[cinder raptor]

think about the environment he played in

[wide swallow]

What about the ucl?

Lewandowski 15 goals in a UCL without second legs

Ronaldo 17 goals in a UCL with second legs

Goal scoring rate isn’t how we tell a player is a better goal scorer

[cinder raptor]

was that season during 2019/20

[wide swallow]

there’s other factors don’t you agree?

[wide swallow]

yeah

[cinder raptor]

then yeah thats probably why

[wide swallow]

??

he had less time to score goals

yet still scored more

[cinder raptor]

every team was at a pretty low point because of covid

a lot of them were underperforming

[wide swallow]

whatever man 😂

[cinder raptor]

am i not stating facts tho?

that's facts

[wide swallow]

not really

[cinder raptor]

how

[wide swallow]

any hypothetical impact to be done to other teams had to have been done to bayerns team too no?

It was a global pandemic

now another questions n

Why did no other attacker do what lewa did then?

[cinder raptor]

bayern were one of the few that didn't fall off tho thats what im saying, they were still in top forms whilst a lot of ther teams dipped

they ended up winning the sextuple that season too

[wide swallow]

if all the teams were so weak and good players could score more why didnt Ronaldo score more?

[cinder raptor]

because he was much older and passed his prime

[wide swallow]

if u wanna defend this point then you’re gonna have to show me every single team that was weakened against bayern

and also show me that Bayern wasn’t weakened at all

And were at their peaks

[cinder raptor]

the fact that they were able to win a sextuple at all is already enough proof to show that they weren't weakened at all

that doesn't happen to just any team

[wide swallow]

Even in 21/22 lewandowski goal scoring rate that season in the ucl

Better than any Ronaldo UCL season

The point is we don’t just judge players off their peak

[cinder raptor]

how many goals did he score and in how many games? i wanna know the stats to compare

[wide swallow]

Use minutes per goal

In 21/22 lewandowski had a goal ever 67 minutes

[cinder raptor]

source?

[wide swallow]

Fotmob

It doesn’t show Ronaldo 2013/2014

[cinder raptor]

ill just check the messivsronaldo website for that season

[wide swallow]

only peak it shows is Ronaldo’s 2017/2018 with 78 minutes per goal

ye

Main point is this

Benzema offers a lot more than Suarez can

Suarez was playing with Neymar and Messi who are the two most dynamic players when it comes to creation this generation

benzema had to cover for Ronaldo and facilitate attacks behind the scenes

Which he was spectacular at

Again you don’t win 3 UCLs with a striker who does nothing

so you can basically say benzema background work was relative to what Suarez was doing goalscoring wise

Also when you go into the UCL

There’s no debate

Benzema is unbelievably clear

better in almost everything

And when you disappear for the big games that won’t look good for your “greatest striker of this generation” title

[wide swallow]

Can’t even think of anything Suarez was better at in the UCL

[cinder raptor]

ronaldo during the 13/14 season was at 58 mins per goal

[wide swallow]

not far off from lewandowski

[cinder raptor]

definitely not a lot more

maybe off the ball

[wide swallow]

a lot more

[cinder raptor]

but on the ball suarez is better than him at everything

[wide swallow]

I don’t think you value things other than goals and assists that much

[cinder raptor]

and that's what matters most

[cinder raptor]

I do

[wide swallow]

maybe finishing and chance creation

[cinder raptor]

suarez has always been the better dribbler and passer

[wide swallow]

but passing range/weight of pass

No

benzema is better at both

[cinder raptor]

yeah he definitely is

[cinder raptor]

how

[wide swallow]

idk man watch football I guess

how do I show you benzema better at both without showing u highlights

And then you’d say it’s just small clips

[cinder raptor]

I do and from what i've seen from both suarez is much better on the ball

[wide swallow]

no Suarez is better in the box

That’s it

[cinder raptor]

not just in the box, also outside the box

[wide swallow]

And not even in the big games

[cinder raptor]

he used to play on the wings at liverpool for a good reason

[wide swallow]

he’s only better inside the box in Lol liga

[cinder raptor]

nah

[wide swallow]

in the UCL he gets blown out of the water

by benzema

benzema UCL record is insane he’s only behind messi and Ronaldo p much

also lewa I think for goals

[cinder raptor]

yeah that i cant argue with

but everywhere else he's just better

[wide swallow]

don’t talk about his time at Liverpool

I think that season (13/14) where he scored only 1 goal against the top 5

disappears in big games

It’s a recurring trait

[wide swallow]

nah

[cinder raptor]

he doesnt disappear in all big games, he definitely didn't during his prime years

[shell hedge]

Is that why Suarez isn't even in the top 10 all time league goalscorer list?

[cinder raptor]

neither is benzema what's the point?

[shell hedge]

Benzema's the fifth highest La Liga goalscorer

[cinder raptor]

and just because players like aubamayang for example are on the top ten league goalscorer's list for the decade doesn't make them better

[cinder raptor]

because he's played in la liga longer than suarez has

benzema hasn't even won a goldne boot

suarez won it during messi and ronaldo's peak years mind u

[shell hedge]

He won both the pichichi and Champions League golden boot last season

[cinder raptor]

pichichi was an easy win because messi left so no one else could compete

ucl golden boot is fair but thats not a entire season golden boot

which is much harder to win

[shell hedge]

He competed with Vinicius who's his own teammate

[cinder raptor]

but vinicius isn't a striker🤦‍♂️

[shell hedge]

Strikers aren't the only ones that score

[shell hedge]

I don't think anyone cares anymore

[sweet scarab]

mort u were supposed to troll them with me man!

i feel like dr doofenshmirtz when perry the platypus spoils his villain plans and stuff icl

[shell hedge]

You know what else I was supposed to do?

https://mobile.twitter.com/daily_trust/status/1643935714181087232 Show you this factoid:

Daily Trust (@daily_trust)

Real Madrid reached the Copa del Rey final for the first time since 2014 on Wednesday night in Barcelona.

https://t.co/fuB5JCP9zQ

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2023, 11:16 AM

[acoustic bone]

Madrid going for the most challenging trophy

[acoustic bone]

The CDR

[sweet scarab]

im telling you

idk why u are ancelotti out

[mint plaza]

Bro we get it damn 😭

[shell hedge]

We originally weren't in the final since he left the first time

And now we're in one again

[gleaming void]

CR7>Messi

[sweet scarab]

@shell hedge take ancelotti out
out of ur bio!

im telling you mort real madrid are about to win the CDR and have a good chance of repeating

if ur still ancelottiout after all that idkk

[slender olive]

He’s just an idiot

[sweet scarab]

Doesn't make sense he was ancelotti out at all tbh

I'm not even a madrista but ik what he accomplished for Madrid

Not even including last season

[slender olive]

hes got them to a CDR final

decent chance at doing a CL repeat

he just can't handle barca being better than last season

[sweet scarab]

Ancelotti is a world class manager no way going around it

Bro is still doing good for Madrid this season

Top 5 managers oat

His resume is arguably better than peps

League titles in all top 5 leagues

Most UCLs

Has won almost every trophy available to him

Made Everton look competent

[shell hedge]

Because his tacTic is shit, he's naive and arrogant as hell, he's a kiss ass to the board, he'd rather start the player vets because of who they are regardless if they actually deserve to play in the match or not, he struggles to adapt when his first gameplan doesn't work

There are several reasons why I don't want him

[sweet scarab]

Playing the veterans work?

The veterans are why Madrid won the UCL last season

[shell hedge]

No

[sweet scarab]

Carvajal in the UCL is a different gravy

[shell hedge]

Players like Kroos don't deserve to start anymore

[sweet scarab]

????

[shell hedge]

Kroos has become very limited and is almost a burden to the club

[sweet scarab]

A burden?

[lusty torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smash-smash-table-izone-gif-21540402

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-libre-why-but-gif-23595404

[shell hedge]

If Kroos doesn't play in a specific position in a specific midfield nowadays, he's useless on the pitch

Not to mention the fact that he slows play down and that pretty much getting in everyone's way

[sweet scarab]

Kroos is amazing Mort

You are tripping

[shell hedge]

Kroos has to finish his career as a sub player

He should not be starting every match now

[sweet scarab]

No1 can fill the kroos role in Madrid rn

Not to the level of Kroos

[shell hedge]

Ceballos can

Camavinga can

[sweet scarab]

Enzo is the best Kroos replacement

And he's at Chelsea

[shell hedge]

We already have multiple midfielders that can replace Kroos as the starter

[sweet scarab]

Ceballos is better off the bench

He's good

But I'd start kroos over him

Easily

[shell hedge]

Ceballos has been good in every match he's played in

Both as starter and as a sub

[sweet scarab]

I'd start kroos

If there's a big game

Like against the man city in the semis

Kroos should start

He's still great

Him and modric work so well together

They are the pillars of Madrid

[shell hedge]

Mhm
And everyone will wonder why we're not countering against their high press fast enough

[sweet scarab]

Yk I don't like stats that much

But come on bro

[shell hedge]

It's not stats

Watch him play in some matches

[sweet scarab]

He's a sniper

I do

He's one of my favorite midfielders to watch

Straight sniper

[shell hedge]

And he's only done well in the CL so far because we've only been put up against very weak teams

[sweet scarab]

There's a reason so many Madridistas are happy he's renewing

[shell hedge]

Anyone would've looked amazing on our team in that Liverpool tie

Or the first Chelsea match

[sweet scarab]

Liverpool at anfield isn't an easy match

[shell hedge]

It was for us

[sweet scarab]

Yes

That shows how good Madrid played

[shell hedge]

Modric who's supposed to be 37 completely outran a whole Liverpool midfield that consisted of children

[sweet scarab]

I'll ttyl Mort I have to study for a bio yest

Test

[elfin dawn]

Two years ago he gave an assist from a long pass lol

[elfin dawn]

Wanting the departure of Ancelotti is something logical

[mint plaza]

I can
(I'm incredibly shit)

[shell hedge]

It's interesting how they suddenly defend him, when they're hoping he stays here because they know how he actually is now

Barcelona fans know he's terrible

And they love every part of it

[elfin dawn]

Is like if you ask us if we wanted Koeman to get sacked

[slender olive]

The way I see it he’s done pretty good

CDR final, CL quarters

Cmon

[shell hedge]

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1647910285380812800?cxt=HHwWgICw3Y3rxt4tAAAA

ESPN FC (@ESPNFC)

Five different Real Madrid players have now scored 10+ goals this season in all competitions:

Benzema (26)
Vini Jr (21)
Valverde (12)
Rodrygo (11)
Asensio (10)

That attack is stacked 🔥

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 10:30 AM

[slender olive]

and you’re gonna slate him for not playing good football

guess what? Madrid have never cared about that, why should they now?

[shell hedge]

While fucking up the league massively because he either struggled to adapt to his first gameplan failing, or because he let someone play that he shouldn't have because it's that person

[slender olive]

the league

who gives a shit about that, you never have

yall are CL merchants

[burnt yoke]

who is gonna replace ancelotti then?

[oak dust]

You are only sad just because we own you

[shell hedge]

Is that why we have over 30 trophies?
You used to not be able to qualify for the Champions League without winning your respective league, so the league title is actually almost as big and is as important as the Champions League trophy

[slender olive]

tons of options

[slender olive]

your pfp is as idiotic as that statement

[oak dust]

Ancelotti is one of a kind

Don't cry bro

[slender olive]

I'm saying because you fuck up 1 season in the league, you want ancelotti out

[slender olive]

no, im FOR ancelotti

please keep him

[oak dust]

Ou sorry

[slender olive]

he's great

[oak dust]

My fault

[burnt yoke]

i dont think there are many

[shell hedge]

Literally anyone can replace Ancelotti

[slender olive]

Nags, Zidane, etc

[shell hedge]

Replacing the thing we have right now isn't that hard

[slender olive]

And theres poch but nobody really rates him

[slender olive]

And you want to replace him with Raul

fucking Raul

[burnt yoke]

pocchetino cant be a real madrid manager

[shell hedge]

Because Poch isn't qualified to manage a world class team

[slender olive]

He's someone who builds a team UP to be world class

punch above their weight and shit

[shell hedge]

He's only qualified to mange a team like Tottenham or something

[burnt yoke]

psg?

[slender olive]

not immediately take over one like that

[slender olive]

PSG arent world class

they're shit

[oak dust]

Having Pochettino will be similar how Chelsea had Graham Potter

[burnt yoke]

yeah and pocchetino managed that

[slender olive]

It's psg

cmon

[shell hedge]

It would actually

[slender olive]

nobody'll ever succeed at that joke of a club

[burnt yoke]

tuchel nearly did

[shell hedge]

"nearly" isn't "doing"

[burnt yoke]

did i say he succeded?

[elfin dawn]

What I see is a manager that was humiliated 4 out 7 times against a manager that can’t even make it to UCL round of 16 neither Europa league quarter final, a manager that won a UCL despite making 4/6 tactical disasterclass in UCL knockout stages and a man that doesn’t has the balls to bench one or two veterans no matter how they play

[elfin dawn]

Is not about playing in some certain way, there is more than one way to play good. Of course a win in a win and you have to take it but most those wins are despite very tactical disasters, I’m not asking to play some sort of absolute football just some decent tactics without having to throw away entire games or first halves

[elfin dawn]

That might be true but can answer me what’s the most desired trophy among all European big clubs?

Some teams have expend the same amount of some third world countries gdp in just signing players to build a squad to build UCL yet they haven’t succeeded yet

[broken isle]

https://twitter.com/ManagingBarca/status/1648031616948899841?s=19

Managing Barça (@ManagingBarca)

🚨 Until now, there was an agreement between FC Barcelona & Real Madrid that neither club will make moves to sign the other's players. However, after today, Real Madrid have decided to break it off & will consider Barça to be ‘just another club’ in the transfer market. They…

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Twitter · Apr 17, 2023, 6:32 PM

[elfin dawn]

Will there be a Figo 2.0?

[slender olive]

Nope

have you seen the dude play

he bleeds barca

[slender olive]

carlo isnt a tactical mastermind, but his ability to unite the dressing room is unmatched

he's never cared about playing well

[slender olive]

would you consider his man-management as "tactics"

in terms of that, he's probably the best you can get

and a club like Madrid severely needs that

who would you get that could unite the dressing room like he has?

[slender olive]

...so if Madrid farm them isnt that a good thing

[elfin dawn]

I mean not Gavi, any other player perhaps

[slender olive]

I think the best chance you have would be dembele

but ehhh

[elfin dawn]

If I could sign any player from Barcelona it would definitely be Araujo or Baldé

[slender olive]

Yeah...but the board will never let that happen

And we aren't stupid enough to make more shady release clause deals

I doubt we'll be unable to register them

Meanwhile dembele, if he's out of coontract in a year...maybe it would be possible to snap him up on a free

[elfin dawn]

Balde said recently that his future fully depended on his agent, money is what moves agents 👀

[slender olive]

Taking that and linking it with a move to Madrid is a stretch, no?

Don't get your hopes up

if it came to that he'd probably go to chelsea or something

[elfin dawn]

Yeah is just dumb, is basically to avoid a Neymar 2.0

[elfin dawn]

Is just speculation mate

[slender olive]

yea people troll us over the 1b release clauses but theyre there for a reason

and if some club is stupid enough to pay, we'll have enough to steal city's starting 11 or something like that

[elfin dawn]

Is not like Florentino and his board are working right now to sign a player

[slender olive]

ye

[slender olive]

Bartomeu 2.0?

the one we never saw coming

[elfin dawn]

I mean we have done the same, every Madrid player had a release clase that’s over 500 millions except for few players

[slender olive]

yeye

[elfin dawn]

Mm comparing Bartomeu and Florentino is just disrespectful, Florentino is just lazy to work he might not sign player but the stadium is almost finished and managed to keep the economy safe in the pandemic

[slender olive]

fair enough, but not signing anyone decent these past few windows is close to Bartomeu-level stupid

I mean a couple major injuries and you're finished

you're lucky you have a decent medical department

i mean ofc ur midfield is stacked but ur defence is iffy in a lot of places

[elfin dawn]

I mean what would you rather throw a bunch of cash to the air and be broke in a few years or play it safely and make a move when the situation is more stable

[slender olive]

and you obv need a backup ST

[elfin dawn]

Is thanks to Pintus 😁

[knotty yacht]

No it’s good appointment

[slender olive]

that's true i suppose, but there's always a chance a couple injuries could derail your season

It happened in 20/21, no?

[knotty yacht]

That was insane tho

[elfin dawn]

Pinus wasn’t the physical coach it was Dupont

[knotty yacht]

We had like 80 injuries

[slender olive]

Huh

[elfin dawn]

Curious how after Dupont left things got normal

[slender olive]

Barca actually need to sack their entire medical department

y'all keep trolling us over the european exits but you can't deny things would've probably been very different if we had our full team

[knotty yacht]

Yeah but your depth is poor

Alonso lcb

[slender olive]

I know

[knotty yacht]

Roberto cm

[slender olive]

yeah

Torre needs to play man

And we should've kept Nico perhaps

[elfin dawn]

I don’t deny that there are some areas that need reinforcements but the board is pretty laid back is they see we someohow manage to get results they won’t do nothing about it unless is an urgency

[knotty yacht]

How’s Nico doing even

[slender olive]

No idea

car crash, I suppose

it's valencia

[slender olive]

Huh, I mean i'd take that over throwing 120m at coutinho and griezmann

[elfin dawn]

Is not just about having your players fit, is also at the physical intensity the clubs outside Spain play

[knotty yacht]

It’s more important for Perez to keep us a stable environment than immediate results

[slender olive]

Most our players got injured during the international break

[knotty yacht]

He has a different approach

[slender olive]

I don't know whether it's the medical department failing to prepare us, or the congested schedule, or whatever

[slender olive]

I'm not worried about that, we proved we can do it against Bayern

But our depth really does leave something to be desired

[elfin dawn]

That’s not my point, what I’m trying to say is that the way teams play outside spain, most can go 90 minutes doing high pressure and have a proper gym training sessions will play with more intensity

Have you seen Barça training sessions when they have to do physical training?

[slender olive]

Yeah they don't even go to the gym

did that not change under Xavi

[elfin dawn]

Madrid even used some sort of mask that lowers the atmospheric pressure so you feel like you are training in a higher place, is a good thing because when you get used to it you cam recover your breath and oxygen way quicker when playing

[slender olive]

Huh, reminds me of smth Brazil players when playing in Bolivia's stadium

Yeah i guess you're right

[elfin dawn]

La Paz is a tough place for any team

[slender olive]

yeah, honestly criminal how Bolivia haven't been forced to use another stadium

it's geniunely threatening to the players

[elfin dawn]

I got it now is called an hypoxia mask, that’s what Madrid is using for trainings

[elfin dawn]

It is what it is, is the country geography

I like a football teams complained that has to play against Russia in the middle of the winter

[slender olive]

I get you can't change that but when you have cases of players not being able to breathe

it's kinda concerning

[shell hedge]

*60+

Not 80

[slender olive]

https://twitter.com/NealGardner_/status/1648212282554593281

Neal 🇦🇺 (@NealGardner_)

Yeah… Laporta and Perez have gone fully nuclear. The relationship between the clubs is finally a toxic mess, and I’ve honestly never seen anything like this before.

It’s a full on war, and there can really only be one outright winner - and that’s Javier Tebas.

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best way to sum it up tbh

[rose rover]

fuck tebas

[slender olive]

warra masterclass from tebas

making barca and real hate each other again= no more esl

[humble hearth]

Rma > Barca

[chrome slate]

Barca would like to earn money from somewhere else, especially when they hate rma, but they have no choice but to stay with us for the ESL project

I can imagine their frustration

[slender olive]

solution: piss madrid off so they ditch us

[chrome slate]

Barca board will beg us to let them in then

They don't have many sources for revenue

[grave glen]

we’re already in

[chrome slate]

....if you got kicked out

[grave glen]

[raven estuary]

He writes that Barcelona, ​​who won the first leg of the Copa del Generalisimo 3-0 in 1943, was threatened by Franco's men and Real won the other match 11-1 and eliminated Barça. Real, the team of the king, accuses the team of the people, Barcelona, ​​of being royalist

[shell hedge]

Neither side is going to get into it with every single person

Either research the matter

Or don't talk about it at all
Because the topic has become very old and very annoying personally for both parties involved

[grave glen]

Barcelona also paid Crsitobal Colon, with a single purpose, to give Barcelona 50% of the stolen gold

Between the years 1480 and 1510

It's a jok

[grave glen]

sheesh

[rose rover]

Asensio only scores bangers

i wanted him out a few months ago 😂

[grave glen]

mans slowly scoring bangers

[chrome slate]

https://twitter.com/realmadriden/status/1648290513584553984?s=20

Real Madrid C.F. 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@realmadriden)

https://t.co/LEWjCBkzbs

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Twitter · Apr 18, 2023, 11:40 AM

[elfin dawn]

Bro is trying to do a Woodrow Wilson in ww1

[grave glen]

at least tebas made these kids to try learn history