la-liga

[charred wadi]

give us something

we have money

[bleak swallow]

We are benefiting the league more than you thini

Think

[chrome slate]

Have some faith in Perez. He has already signed midfielders to replace KCM, and now is on the lookout for forwards, which takes time to make it right

[chrome slate]

It takes time. Throwing money doesn't help.

[sharp monolith]

what a goal

[feral thunder]

dude

what. was. that.

amazing

[vital kernel]

Goal

Rayo

Palazon

[rough saffron]

Gaoll

[grave glen]

you have hazard

and asesnsio

[bleak swallow]

False none out of valverde cama or tchou can replace modric or kroos creativity

You just have an engine midfield

[feral thunder]

that was great

just at the edge too

[grave glen]

Palazon is fantastic

that shot reminded me of griezi

[rough saffron]

lol last szn we lost Ramos and Varane in same window
Everyone was like perez out and shit but look how it turned out to be

Trust him

Have some faith

And if a player wants to leave we let him
We don't force

[chrome slate]

Valverde is THE midfielder every club would like to have. He dominates everywhere he plays.

And as for other players, their time will come, and you'll see another great trio in the making.

[grave glen]

Casemiro is a madrid legend

[bleak swallow]

You don’t sign someone like jude or bernardo you’re fucked when kroos and modric leaves

[grave glen]

but real madrid treats its legends awfully

Like Casillas or Raul

[rough saffron]

We'll go for jude next summer

[grave glen]

Or Ramos even

[rough saffron]

Obviously lol

[grave glen]

they have antonio blanco and ceballos

[bleak swallow]

Like i said engine… you see the word you used “dominates” he is a workhorse not a creative player

[chrome slate]

That would be so nice

But unlikely

[rough saffron]

It's not

Tho

Many reports suggest he is on our radar

For next summer

[chrome slate]

He's an engine, and yet has the creativity. Watch him play smh

[grave glen]

benzema is also a madrid legend

[rough saffron]

This is obvious too

[grave glen]

and cristiano ronaldo

[chrome slate]

It's never confirmed until Penalty Merchant (Fab) says so

[acoustic bone]

Madrid has so many legends at this point they’d run out of space to build statues

[rough saffron]

Sad bro
need to watch him play

[bleak swallow]

I watch him play mate and if you think he has anywhere close to modric or kroos level of vision/ creativity come on man

[rough saffron]

😭

Obv

He's not close to them

He's different

[bleak swallow]

Exactly so what’s false in what I’m saying

[chrome slate]

He's an untouchable at RMA at the age of 24 💀

What does that tell you?

[bleak swallow]

That he is a good player?

[grave glen]

yeah they have dominated the 2010s, you would have thought it was going to be barcelona with messi in Europe

[bleak swallow]

Still doesn’t go against anything i just said

[grave glen]

5 champions league titles in such a short term is insane

[chrome slate]

More than a good player 💀

[grave glen]

didnt happen since la quinta del buitre

which is also real madrid

[bleak swallow]

Kante is a world class player… is he creative?

Not once did i say valverde was bad

[chrome slate]

He's a defensive midfielder smh. He's creative but not known for it

[acoustic bone]

Why didn’t Madrid invest in a RB this summer?

[bleak swallow]

Players have their roles and so does he

[rough saffron]

No need to

[grave glen]

Valverde has that box to box type of midfielder that i love... plus he can be played at the wing too

[bleak swallow]

Which is why i said you need a creative midfielder

[grave glen]

nah they have lord odriozola not worry

[acoustic bone]

Lol

[rough saffron]

Fede gives the required cover for Carvajal

[chrome slate]

If a player can play at multiple positions, and make creative players there, you still think he lacks creativity? Watch some football, please

[sharp monolith]

wtf

[chrome slate]

It's not easy to make good signings easily.

[bleak swallow]

Omg this level of ignorance is what makes me laugh

[chrome slate]

Laugh all you want. I don't care

[rough saffron]

I have seen him play at
CM CDM RW RM RB
even CB (not as a starter but during the game )

CAM

[chrome slate]

Still someone says he's not creative enough.

[bleak swallow]

Playing multiple positions doesn’t make you a creative midfielder

Wtf

[chrome slate]

It takes a lot of creativity and vision to be able to play at many positions

[bleak swallow]

And i should watch some football

Lmfaoo

@dusky stream where are you

[dusky stream]

Hello?

I’m watching Lyon in 9 mins

[bleak swallow]

Please look at this conversation and tell me if i said anything wrong

[chrome slate]

You can go back. We'll call you when we need stats

[chrome slate]

Doesn't have confidence in himself

[bleak swallow]

He is arguing that valverde is a creative midfielder

[bleak swallow]

Nah you’re just dumb that’s all

[chrome slate]

Call me dumb. I don't need something from you

[worldly beacon]

Casemiro is next varane

[bleak swallow]

A player can play multiple positions so he has to be creative

[worldly beacon]

Gonna flop

[rough saffron]

Well that's his versatility
He starts for madrid that should be enough

[bleak swallow]

What a smart idea

[dusky stream]

Well this is true, the young trio there haven’t ever hit Kroos/Modric for creativity

[bleak swallow]

Exactly even your fellow madridista gets it

[bleak swallow]

Thank you

[chrome slate]

No one claimed they have. Just will. But mister PSG thinks otherwise

[dusky stream]

It will be an engine midfield, nothing necessarily wrong with that, it just means that the the attack + fullbacks will need to be good offensively

[elfin dawn]

Camavinga creativity is underrated

[bleak swallow]

I know it isn’t necessarily a bad thing i was just trying to explain to him it lacks creativity and he got mad

[rough saffron]

camavinga is very creative he'll be one of the best

[rough saffron]

Exactly

[grave glen]

camavinga is not a madrid legend

[chrome slate]

"He will be"

[elfin dawn]

We ain’t talking about legends

[chrome slate]

Smh

[grave glen]

kroos is a madrid legend

[vital kernel]

And..

HT!

[chrome slate]

Says I got mad when he's the one who throws insults. Noice

[grave glen]

9 minutes of extra time that first halft was bizarre

[acoustic bone]

Lol

[rough saffron]

yes brother
ik that uk who are madrid legends and who aren't

[elfin dawn]

In Rodrygo first goal against City Camavinga is the one that sends a perfect long pass to Benzi so he can put back the pass to Rodrygo

[acoustic bone]

How’s rudiger been so far

[bleak swallow]

Oh really? I’ll remind you real quick

[grave glen]

obviously lol

[bleak swallow]

…

Stop embarrassing yourself man

[grave glen]

so have you two decided what type of player valverde is

[chrome slate]

"Watch some football" that's an insult?

[dusky stream]

Whilst I don’t like calling people dumb, asking people to ‘watch football’ isn’t really the right response from him either.

I’ve watched Valverde a lot, I think his ‘creativity’ mainly comes from playing a lot on the wing. As a midfielder I don’t know if he can maintain that

[bleak swallow]

It’s about context and in that context it’s clearly meant as an insult

[rough saffron]

A guy who can play at every position on the pitch excluding gk

[chrome slate]

A suggestion to someone who disagrees is not a bad thing

[grave glen]

valverde is not a madrid legend...

just kidding

[bleak swallow]

Exactly i was respectful up on till he went and make that comment

[grave glen]

but he could become one

he was important in the last CL run

[rough saffron]

will surely

[dusky stream]

If he watched every Madrid game and still came to the same conclusion, then simply ‘watching games’ isn’t a solution

[elfin dawn]

I think playing him as rw is a major mistake. As a rw his main role was to aid CMK and not show his full potential

[grave glen]

people forget di maria's 2014 season with madrid

he was phenomenal

key player for la decima

[chrome slate]

He obviously didn't watch every madrid game.

[rough saffron]

Yes still a 🐁 tho

[acoustic bone]

Lol

Don’t worry karma bit him in the ass

[rough saffron]

fr

[elfin dawn]

Valverde as rw he is too restricted

Valverde showed a way better level playing as a cm with Zidane

[chrome slate]

He's not meant to play like a traditional RW. He's meant to fill that position and provide support to others, as well as take any possible chances

[elfin dawn]

Still you are wasting that rw. He can’t show all his qualities because he is restraint to just aid the midfield and aid Carvajal to defend the wing

[rough saffron]

Nah nah
It's part of the tactics whole team play better when he plays on the wing
Provides cover for carvajal's overlapping runs
Helps in midfield when needed
that rw position is only on paper

[knotty yacht]

We won’t win the league if Valverde isn’t rw

[chrome slate]

How is it wasting if strategy requires him at RW? Sure he's a midfielder, but as a versatile and creative player, he can do the same up front, just in a different manner

[elfin dawn]

Valverde has to play at RW because the midfield needs aid and Carvajal sometimes decides to make silly mistakes

[knotty yacht]

We can’t play these lazy ass wingers like asensio

[rough saffron]

Don't even talk about asensio

He's better as a sub

[elfin dawn]

The day Asensio leaves I will celebrate that

[chrome slate]

Carvajal is trusted enough to give him the freedom to make silly or wrong mistakes. He doesn't do it often

[rough saffron]

I don't mind him as a sub as long as he doesn't start

[acoustic bone]

How about ya favorite Belgian boi

[knotty yacht]

Yeah as a sub that slows the whole game down

Lmao

He’s better out of my club

[rough saffron]

10 goals a szn from a sub I will take it

[chrome slate]

His scoring cycle as a sub is cursed 😭

[elfin dawn]

As cm you can make deadlier counter attacks from Valverde recovering the ball. He has a good long pass and can use his physical to break through the opponent lines

[rough saffron]

That meme

[chrome slate]

No one wants him

[knotty yacht]

So ancelotti needs to make a statement

[acoustic bone]

Sad Belgian boi

[knotty yacht]

Don’t play him

And make him force a move out

[chrome slate]

Uhh no, because he can't initiate and control a counter attack because then someone from the fwds have to retreat back, which is a disadvantage

[elfin dawn]

Hazard is like playing with 10 men

[acoustic bone]

Genuinely I don’t think either of our teams benefited that much

Because he’s constantly injured at Madrid

[elfin dawn]

Did you actually saw Valverde role under Zidane

[acoustic bone]

And the only transfers we got that have truly worth that transfer was Tilva and Mendy

[elfin dawn]

It was a bigger threat and was way better than playing at rw

[acoustic bone]

And that was for a combined 15 million

[chrome slate]

Yes, but I still want him to play like he is right now.

[chrome slate]

We don't have many reliable forwards at the moment, especially at RW. When that ends, he will be back at his traditional position

[acoustic bone]

Thoughts on Rodrygo? Do you think it’s a Vini type confidence thing?

[elfin dawn]

Well then let’s hope Madrid has a plan to get decent rw. I hope they use the money

[knotty yacht]

I agree the highest level I’ve seen from him was early 19/20 but we still need him at rw atm because it benefits us in so many ways and our rws are trash

[chrome slate]

Takes time unfortunately

[elfin dawn]

And some parts in the 20-21 season

[chrome slate]

Patience is a virtue.

Don't want RMA to become like barca

[knotty yacht]

Until the injury

[elfin dawn]

Remember how he used his speed to break through Barça midfield lines and ending up in that Benzema back heel

[grave glen]

I like asensio

dont understand why they want him gone

[rough saffron]

Liverpool game

As a RB

With an injury

🔥

[elfin dawn]

Oye si quieres a Asensio madre mia apaga y vamonos

[knotty yacht]

Because he’s wank my friend

[grave glen]

jajaja

prefieres a ceballos?

o hazard..

[elfin dawn]

No, nadie quiera pagar 10 millones de pavos eso ya dice mucho

[grave glen]

no se los partidos que le he visto me gusta como juega tiene pegada

recuerdo el partido contra mallorca que hizo hatrick

[elfin dawn]

El problema es que solo le pega bien

[chrome slate]

He has only one good thing: his left foot.

And he doesn't use it smh

[elfin dawn]

Te juega bien un partido y 10 no se entera de la fiesta

[grave glen]

ese es el tema no es regular

pero para eso lo tienes en banquillo

cuando necesitas recambio

[rough saffron]

€72+€13 case apprently

[elfin dawn]

Besides his left foot he never tries to do something different. He stopped to try and dribble or to leave a player with his pace

[knotty yacht]

He always cuts back and passes sideways lmao

[elfin dawn]

Exactly it makes me desperate

[knotty yacht]

The guy without his long shots is useless

[elfin dawn]

He scammed everyone with his long shots and persuaded us that he was a professional footballer

[worldly beacon]

After his injury asensio isn't the same

[grave glen]

assensio

ausencio

[elfin dawn]

Even before the injury he had a poor 18/19 season and even dared to say he didn’t had to carry the team that it wasn’t his responsibility

[elfin dawn]

El dementor Asensio, porque me quita las ganas de ver el fútbol

[knotty yacht]

I’m telling u if he wasn’t a handsome Spaniard he would be in getafe rn

[grave glen]

getafe has had a great transfer window so far i think

[elfin dawn]

He would have ended up where all Madrid spanish rejects end Espanyol or Getafe

[grave glen]

they recently got omar alderete too

[knotty yacht]

https://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1560706749597884417?s=21&t=EJbNdwMossVmG3Xo5p1MHw

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

Comunicado Oficial: Casemiro.
#RealMadrid | #GraciasCasemiro

Likes

6907

Retweets

1728

Twitter · Aug 19, 2022, 7:14 PM

sigh

[elfin dawn]

Damn…

Well I just wish him good luck he definitely will need it. I massively respect Casemiro he always had a professional attitude towards the club and always did his best

[compact siren]

Goodbye greatest DM in generation

[grave glen]

fake news

[elfin dawn]

Careful Barça fans will come at you

[elfin dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-dong-monkey-gorilla-gif-16118261

[sharp monolith]

2-0

[feral thunder]

damn

[grave glen]

playing like first half of last season

[compact siren]

As well as Andrew Tate's left eyebrow

[astral river]

https://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1560710762573844481?s=12&t=J3MNxmwBh_Fkk5KV36c5ug

Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid)

🤍 #GraciasCasemiro 🤍

Likes

15038

Retweets

4291

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 19, 2022, 7:30 PM

[grave glen]

I will miss you Casemiro 😕

[feral thunder]

Espanyol really looked like they were going to score early in this game

but it all fell apart for them

[plain elbow]

Wrestlemiro is no more.

Best of luck to him.

He may very well might need it.

[blissful ruin]

ehhh

not really

[blissful ruin]

what are u talking about

[compact siren]

Bro you was right

[feral thunder]

when the game started they looked good. they were pressing and had some good chances

[blissful ruin]

they played today ?

[feral thunder]

yeah the game just ended

[blissful ruin]

ok

[lost snow]

HALA MADRID

[blissful ruin]

👍

[grave glen]

Vamos sevilla

Is tanguy in

[lost snow]

donde esta tecatito

😹

[grave glen]

Lesionado u.u

[lost snow]

ya no tenemos delantero para mexico

chicharito: 🤭

[elfin dawn]

Grande Gustavo Fring apoyando al tri

https://tenor.com/view/los-pollos-hermanos-breaking-bad-the-los-pollos-hermanos-family-welcomes-you-gustavo-fring-family-gif-21941081

[lost snow]

MEXICO A LA FINAL 2022 😈

[grave glen]

Barcelona clubs collecting reds from rayo

isco warming up

bruh

big chance

oh monchu in valladolid now

[worldly beacon]

Oh eze

[grave glen]

okay isco on

finally

[worldly beacon]

W

He gonna cook

[grave glen]

bruhhhh

monchu almost scored

en nesyri scored

but clear offside

water break

[rotund apex]

Yoo

Should I bet on on a draw?

[grave glen]

at how its going no

[rotund apex]

Haven’t been watching

Only saw like 5 min before

[grave glen]

the game stepped up this few minutes

[dense juniper]

Idk Sevilla can bottle the game

[grave glen]

but cooling break now

[rotund apex]

I still just 10 minutes left

[grave glen]

might’ve killed the tempo

[rotund apex]

I’ll bet at minute 82

[grave glen]

wtf alex telles in sevilla

[iron marten]

My prediction is right again

I said 0-0 or 0-1 Valladolid

Finished

[grave glen]

0-1

nice goal

[grave glen]

💀

[sharp monolith]

Sevilla 0-1 Valladolid

[grave glen]

very nice

plus shit defending

[rotund apex]

I will bet on valla now

[grave glen]

yea

but still got time

[iron marten]

I predicted that the season is over when we lost to Osasuna

I'm always right

12th at best, maybe 10th

[grave glen]

ayo

[rotund apex]

I put in. Not all in but some

It’s around €5

If I convert it

[grave glen]

ah

[rotund apex]

If I win I’ll get 7

[grave glen]

fair

[rotund apex]

Not big money

Just for fun

[grave glen]

yea no prob w that

[rotund apex]

Last time was atletico vs United and I lost….

This elanga guy

[grave glen]

[rotund apex]

Just had to fucking score bruh

I’ve forgiven him tho

After a long time

[grave glen]

how much loss

[rotund apex]

I put in 100kr(10€ basically) after atletico first goal

For atletico to win

[iron marten]

We scored but we're still finished

[rotund apex]

Would’ve gotten like 6 I think don’t remember

[sharp monolith]

1-1

[rotund apex]

FUCK

[grave glen]

wtf

[rotund apex]

Nobody likes this goalkeeper bruh

Why he lose?

[feral thunder]

lol wow

[rotund apex]

Why he rob my money?

[grave glen]

asenjo can’t hold shit

gg bruv

bruh

[feral thunder]

wtf

[grave glen]

they fighting now

[feral thunder]

this is such a shame

[rotund apex]

Come on valladolid

Make me money

[grave glen]

red for whom?

[feral thunder]

now come the reds

hmm

[sharp monolith]

bench players?

coaches?

[grave glen]

or the staff

[sharp monolith]

Marcos Acuna got sent off

[grave glen]

bruh

oh

both players

[sharp monolith]

Jawad El Yamiq as well

[grave glen]

would be funnier if the whole bench gets a red

ocampos only got a yellow

[sharp monolith]

8 extra min

come on Valladolid

[grave glen]

[rotund apex]

Come on valladolid

https://tenor.com/view/bring-money-bring-me-the-money-ey-yey-celebrate-gif-17443136

[grave glen]

sus

time wasting?

valladolid seems to target for a draw now

Score ?

I don't see Sevilla top 4 tbh

1-1

isco needs time

[elfin dawn]

Barça B dropped points against Valldolid, I mean Sevilla

[rotund apex]

This guy is smiling for straight up robbing me

This guy

Tf is you smiling for?

[versed raptor]

Ok I see my Fearnot friend 😏

[rotund apex]

No wonder Villarreal dropped yo ass

[versed raptor]

he looks so nervous

[grave glen]

💀

he is playing his 300game

in la liga

[versed raptor]

💀

[grave glen]

last attempt

[rotund apex]

300th game but making a mistake a goalkeeper wouldn’t even do in his 3rd game

Congrats on ur 300th game👏

[grave glen]

ft

5euros gone

[rotund apex]

Yes

I could’ve eaten with that

But he didn’t want me to

[grave glen]

maybe next time

[rotund apex]

It’s ok

I’ll make it back on psg on Sunday and United on Monday

[grave glen]

to be fair both teams played same amount of ex barça players

[grave glen]

[rotund apex]

According to the betting site it says that psg has less of a chance to win against Lille than Liverpool has against…United

[grave glen]

they want profit

💀

[iron marten]

Welcome to segunda division 🥳 🤝

[opal sigil]

Not a good start eh😬

[plain elbow]

Hey

At least Karim ReKEKW scored.

[iron marten]

True

We're all depressed rn

Absolutely finished

Valencia are better

[elfin dawn]

What I mean to say is that Sevilla always sell most of their good players to Barcelona

[grave glen]

https://tenor.com/view/lenglet-barca-defence-gif-23960654

[lost snow]

hello

[bleak swallow]

At man u

[dark yacht]

all 4 clubs have someone sent off

[scarlet dove]

Goodbye caseMito 😭

[scarlet dove]

have respect

he's a club legend

[grave glen]

sevilla n vlldld game red cards was for players on the bench

[dark yacht]

bench fight

[scarlet dove]

Aww damn I missed it

I love me a good bench fight

[sand gate]

https://twitter.com/mourinho_xtra/status/1559565054261006338?s=21&t=emo5HaU143LEwO_sW0MhjA

MourinhoXtra™ (@Mourinho_Xtra)

Jose Mourinho's Real Madrid still holds the record for the:

 ✅ Most wins in a season (32)
 ✅ Most points in a season (100)
 ✅ Most goal difference (+89)
 ✅ Most goals scored (121)

This was during Pep Guardiola's prime Barcelona.

Likes

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Twitter · Aug 16, 2022, 3:37 PM

[scarlet dove]

Jose is the best manager OAT. No discussion.

[elder sedge]

I am Jose mourinho

[grave glen]

Well he was the first one to do 100 points

But Tito Villanova also got 100 points in 12/13

not wrong tho

[normal idol]

well, no

[elfin dawn]

I would say is Ferguson but Jose Mourinho won w Champions league in Porto and Inter

[karmic valley]

yeah man mourinho is different

[timber vessel]

im watching the replay of espanyol vs rayo

wtf is this bullshit haha

two red cards and so many flops in first half

crazy impressive goal by rayo though

why I like la liga so far coming from a long time EPL viewer

skill is crazy here. that goal as impressive by Rayo

why so quiet

im gonna post this on sub reddit

[elfin dawn]

Welcome to Spanish football

The most boring football you will see in Europe

[timber vessel]

i posted

lol

that rayo goal in 1st half was fucking nuts though mate @elfin dawn

[worn plank]

Get a role for your favorite team and access the team channel, head over to #bot-sandbox and type //intro

[timber vessel]

but damn the referee... 2 red cards in 1st half and helal flops cuz

cman

https://www.reddit.com/r/LaLiga/comments/wt04q8/just_watched_the_espanyol_rayo_vallecano_match/

[rapid topaz]

Owned that Brazilian dog

[timber vessel]

rayo gonna be good

i got lecomte (Espnayol keeper) on my fantasy team though

he cost me bad today

cmon

where everyone at

talent level crazy impressive in la liga

just need to get this league more active on discord and reddit

we can't be the bottom dwellers anymore

at least compared to the English Premier League

[compact siren]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u7oagbEpeOA?feature=share

These fun facts... Real Football Fans Know or Remember things like that, but my question is Should Real Madrid buy a replacement for Casemiro?

[grave glen]

Pretty sure they have alot of dm talent from theor youth squads

They can prob pull them up

[timber vessel]

what u mean

DM talent?

@grave glen

[grave glen]

Defensive midfield

[timber vessel]

so what u think of my post above re the skill in la liga and the flops

[grave glen]

This?

Didnt watch the match but its so true they flop wayyy to much in la liga

Also, who else thinks lewa doesnt fit at barca

Like Ik its his first match, but the german league and spanish leagues are way different

In the german league he can score so many goals that la liga defenders wouldnt let slide

And from seeing the rayo match he expects every nudge to be a foul

And I hate how people think if a player cost alot it makes them good

Ok now you've seen my little rant, bye now

[timber vessel]

comment on my post bro @grave glen

[grave glen]

I dont use reddit

[timber vessel]

ok

[glacial osprey]

I think they alr bought

[iron marten]

ES HORA DE IRSE, VIEJO LOPETEGUI

Increíble...

[grave glen]

Que partido más aburrido ayer

Si no es por el penalti mal pitado…

Rescato a Nianzou, a pesar de la jugada del penal no pitado

[unborn junco]

Wait there are people who watch this league still?

[grave glen]

El ex jugador del Bayern tiene presencia, zancada, agilidad

de a poquito se volverá top en la liga ya verás

[iron marten]

El Sevilla va a terminar en el 12º puesto de la liga, ¡quizá incluso peor!

Incluso el Valencia CF es mejor

[grave glen]

Calma… esperemos que Monchi se traiga 2-3 jugadores antes que termine la ventana

La plantilla es casi la misma a excepcion de la gran baja de centrales

Pero con nianzou, creo que hay razones para no perder la esperanza

La verdad que el Sevilla necesita un killer

[unborn junco]

Plata o plomo?

[grave glen]

No puedes pasar una temporada haciendo tan pocos goles

Le tenía fé a Rafa Mir pero necesita hacer más para los objetivos de Sevilla

[unborn junco]

De Sevilla un killer amigo

What a great conversation we had

👍

[iron marten]

No tenemos un delantero en condiciones, Rafa Mir y En Nesyri fallan ocasiones fáciles..

Cada vez que están delante de la portería, sé que van a fallar. Es irreal...

[grave glen]

@feral thunder ayo this clown is trolling around here making fun of spanish

[grave glen]

La verdad que si

Asenjo le tapó una ayer a Mir …

Que un 9 de calidad la mete

Morata la metía

[iron marten]

Verdadero

😂

[grave glen]

Jajaja

[unborn junco]

Ajajajja

[grave glen]

Isco fue intranscendente

Ojalá pase algo con él

[iron marten]

Get muted ya english freak

[feral thunder]

Alright he's been taken care of. Also just 🆘 next time just. That way we all get notified

[vital kernel]

Gone quicker than Paco

[grave glen]

My bad! I’ll use sos in the future

I’m new 😅

[iron marten]

Isco es un hombre mayor, qué va a hacer.. No ha jugado al fútbol en 3 años 😂

[feral thunder]

It's all good. You can still ping me or another mod. I'm just saying it's quicker.

[grave glen]

Gordisco se fue a jubilarse en las costa sevillana 😂

[light thicket]

-reps lrem

anyway

i like barca

[grave glen]

Oh great i’ll keep it in mind, thank you for being quick with it aswell 😊

[iron marten]

El próximo partido del Sevilla es contra el Almería fuera de casa, te puedo garantizar que allí también van a perder puntos

[grave glen]

Uff

Ojo eh

Que al Almería lo veo bien

Se han llevado una docena de jugadores jóvenes de canteras buenas

Y si mantienen a Sadiq podrían hacer lo que el Rayo hizo el año pasado

[light thicket]

scored more goals in a season than ur whole club in 21/22

[grave glen]

[normal idol]

its literally surprising why you signed him

i was like almost horrified

like why would someone do that

[iron marten]

Bro it's for free anyway

[brittle geode]

Btw I could make a list of referees mistakes in la liga but idk how to start the list

[ocean wadi]

The first 3 games tomorrow are probably the biggest ones of matchday 2

Unless you say Celta Vigo vs Real Madrid is bigger than Athletic Bilbao vs Valencia

[toxic sage]

Niceeee

[timber vessel]

plz comment on my thread

in the sub

[grave glen]

Who’s Barcelona playing tomorrow?

[timber vessel]

say something cuh

[timber vessel]

SOCIEDAD

my club

Kubo finna go off

[grave glen]

You’re a real sociedad fan?

fun man

Why aint yall here for when la liga matches happen this chat is dead sometimes

I ve seen sevilla fans, sociedad, valencia

I hope Isak plays well

[toxic sage]

Any Bilbao fan here?

[iron marten]

@devout geyser

[toxic sage]

Nice

[iron marten]

Sorry for the ping btw

If he sees this

[grave glen]

Are you bilbao fan @toxic sage

[grave glen]

https://twitter.com/barcatimes/status/1560959051223257089?s=21&t=QA3hkvfH-UhCiqr1gZBamw

BarçaTimes (@BarcaTimes)

🚨🎖| BREAKING: Barcelona and Memphis reached an AGREEMENT on the release of his contract. Now Juventus has to give the green light to the deal. [@FabrizioRomano] #fcblve

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Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 11:56 AM

no more memphis in la liga based on this report

[brittle geode]

Much variety of fans here

[lime crow]

i was looking forward to him 😢

[grave glen]

it is what it is

[bleak swallow]

Go back to lyon

[grave glen]

hm

[bleak swallow]

But problem is he would have to play lw again

Lacazette ain’t getting benched

[grave glen]

di maria is rw?

[wraith breach]

https://twitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1561019792164798464?s=20&t=dEdNm8DvcWzopixMWemeuA

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

❗️Samuel Umtiti's idea is to become a football coach in the future and this is one of the main reasons why he chose to join Lecce. He is very interested in learning about Italian football and tactics.
#FCB 🇫🇷

Via (🟢): @DiMarzio

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 3:58 PM

💀

[acoustic bone]

Good for him

[grave glen]

with that knee he has

makes sense

dude could probably take the road other injury prone players took and retire early, work with football in another capacity

[grave glen]

3 penalties in two fixtures for osasuna

[normal idol]

average valencianista 😭
nah tbh i agree w yall

[brittle geode]

Yeah, also as I say welcome to la liga, penalties league

[sonic mural]

Now kounde can be registered

[grave glen]

They literally had a meeting about pens and that they were not going to be so lenient as last season 🥲

spain and refs is funny

[vague sand]

Hola

[elfin dawn]

Tener a Hernandez Hernandez como arbitro ya te da una idea del nivel

[plain elbow]

Goal

Mallorca 0-1 Betis

Borja Iglesias from the spot

[brittle geode]

How was that goal? Penalty, of course

La liga penalty edition

[grave glen]

wut

was it goal from penalty?

Fuck sake man

They have to have another meeting

Nobody wants penalties all the time

El Betis todavia no puede inscribir????

Pero si han vendido a Bartra joder

Bravo Tebas tío

Que mediocridad de gestion

[vital kernel]

https://twitter.com/Atleti/status/1561054925144072192?t=JpsjW0Sl8uxDXy6mL81gDA&s=19

Atlético de Madrid (@Atleti)

📋 La 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮 de nuestro Atleti.

Likes

417

Twitter · Aug 20, 2022, 6:17 PM

[iron marten]

Bro

La Liga is actually penliga

Penalty always

[elfin dawn]

Aceptaron CVC

[dense juniper]

Si

Dan pena todos

[plain elbow]

Lord Muriqi makes it 1-1

[scarlet dove]

En una hora toca sufrir

Por 95 minutos

Ojalá se hayan espabilao xq lo que se vio contra el Villarreal B fue verdaderamente triste

[plain elbow]

Con quien les toca hoy?

[scarlet dove]

El Granada

[plain elbow]

Complicado

[scarlet dove]

Si

Bastante

[iron marten]

Another fucking penalty goal

[plain elbow]

1-2 Betis

Iglesias

[iron marten]

Wtf man

Penalty after penalty

PEN LIGA

[plain elbow]

Otra conferencia de prensa para los árbitros.

Que asco da esta gente.

[dense juniper]

El único árbitro que me convence es mateu lahoz

[torn topaz]

kang in lee mvp

[pearl steeple]

It was a clear pen though

[iron marten]

Ik

Es no futbol, es pen liga

[scarlet dove]

Pero de quién te quejas

Si era penal

Del jugador que hizo la falta?

[dense juniper]

@scarlet dove suerte hoy

[pearl steeple]

Both was clear pens

[scarlet dove]

Gracias, va a estar difícil

[dense juniper]

A ver si le ganáis al granada y lo descendeis de paso

[pearl steeple]

One handball and one obvious block

[scarlet dove]

Les vendría bien 😭💀

[dense juniper]

Si el granada desciende me reire por 3 años minimo

[scarlet dove]

Y de pronto el Racing de vuelta a Laliga y pa marcar otra vez la manita al Barsa

[obsidian wolf]

Post

What a free kick

[scarlet dove]

What the fuck es esto

Vamos a Jornada 3 con 0 puntos

[pearl steeple]

is betis missing so many players?

[balmy umbra]

damn who was that ref from betis

he's the star of the show

[pearl steeple]

Penalties were both legit though

[balmy umbra]

ye

battaglia is just dumb

[pearl steeple]

The way he cried at the ref for 3 minutes straight, so annoying

Constantly standing in front of ref following him too
If that was Collina lol

He woulda get rekt

[balmy umbra]

lol

it was funny when ref took about whole 3 minutes to think about that obvious handball pen

[pearl steeple]

lol they continued to play for 2minutes

then suddenly disrupts play

[balmy umbra]

that is a casual prem ref move

didnt know la liga ref would do that

honestly tho mallorca gonna relegate

[grave glen]

Just hope Cadiz gets relegated

[sand gate]

Camavinga Tchouameni Valverde starting

https://tenor.com/view/lets-fucking-go-malik-wright-the-game-lets-go-lets-get-started-gif-24227553

[pearl steeple]

The future of the midfield

lol

[balmy umbra]

lol modric cant play every game anymore

[pearl steeple]

last time he started and kroos didnt start

now modric does

[grave glen]

Still won't win shit without casemiro this season

He was your best midfielder

[balmy umbra]

tbh modric was

[pearl steeple]

Don't get cocky now bro

lol

It only makes you look stupid when you're wrong

[grave glen]

I'm not

He was your best midfielder

[pearl steeple]

So what did you predict last season in august?

[balmy umbra]

levercelona couldnt score a goal against rayo with all those levers😔

[pearl steeple]

THat Real win CL and LaLiga?

lmao

[grave glen]

Barça not top 4

Yeah liga

Not ucl tho fair play

[pearl steeple]

tbh

It would look bad on you for buying 6/7 players

and not winning anything

So

[grave glen]

Yes

But it was rayo

They're Bayern 2020 agains us

[pearl steeple]

I'm talking about not 1 game

End of season

[grave glen]

Yes ik

[pearl steeple]

What will you win

[grave glen]

We will win liga i predict

Maybe Copa del rey

[pearl steeple]

And CL?

[grave glen]

Nah

[pearl steeple]

Quarter?

Semi?

Out of groups?

[grave glen]

Semis or quarter

Hope we get a group where we can get first

[pearl steeple]

City, Barca, Inter, Celtic

Good group for you

We are pot 1 so we dont get one of the big boys

[balmy umbra]

siuuuuuu

benzema

[pearl steeple]

Yes

Handball

Benz ❤️

Pen again

[compact siren]

Militão comoon :D

Fuck

[grave glen]

Great pen ngl

[worldly beacon]

😐😐

[acoustic bone]

Roughly Madrid are getting the same amount for Casemiro they paid for Tchoumeni right

[loud basin]

Yes

[pearl steeple]

nah

Tchou more expensive

[loud basin]

70M euros - Casemiro
80M - Tchouameni

[loud basin]

Roughly same yes

[pearl steeple]

Thought Tchou was 100 with add-ons

Case 70 with add-ons

[loud basin]

Casemiro is 70M excluding add ons

and those addons are practically unachievable considering he's gonna play for man u

[acoustic bone]

Perez really is the godfather

[worldly beacon]

Hoall

G

[scarlet dove]

Toda mi puta vida llevo sufriendo con este maldito equipo

Que malos son todos

[timber vessel]

where the f is marco asensio at

i got him on my Fantasy team

[grave glen]

bench

most of the time

[scarlet dove]

2-0 es oficial

Que COJONES hacemos la vd

Y encima con su propio DC

[timber vessel]

why

[scarlet dove]

No

[grave glen]

always been like that

[rapid topaz]

Arteta is coming back to barca btw

[grave glen]

No

[blissful ruin]

umititi is gone now

hes gone to USA leece

[ornate matrix]

Gonna be hear every match week reminding the competition RMA n Barca we are coming next year

[grave glen]

[knotty yacht]

Not a footballer

[grave glen]

You’re paying full wages

[sand gate]

Arsenal are good

[worldly beacon]

?

[worldly beacon]

Why xaviout

[worldly beacon]

😭 😭 😭

[blissful ruin]

idc

[slender olive]

its to get him gametime so that we can sell him off eventually

also

theres bonuses

so we'll make some money back

[elfin dawn]

Maybe at domestic level but but not ready for UCL

[sand gate]

Yeh not yet once they qualify then we can talk lol

[orchid basalt]

Idk why we always beat Celta Vigo 4-1 lol

[grave glen]

i’m ahead of the pack

[grim thicket]

you rlly think that Real Madrid is your competition?

damn you must be delusional

[ornate matrix]

Ofc not just thought I’d give u the benefit of the doubt when u can beat us I’ll listen to u

Barca > Madrid

[ornate matrix]

We cook🐐

[grave glen]

[plain elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21361019

[sand gate]

L take fam

[ornate matrix]

Henry Messi fabregas bro there is literally no reason for me to like madrid more😭

[sand gate]

Odegaard anelka ozil julio Baptista cmon fam

Messi didn’t even play for arsenal 😭

Reyes ! Too

[steady spire]

Real is some team man

Today's predictions?

[jovial stone]

Rare L by Thierry

[brave spade]

Fabregas

[rapid topaz]

you aint ready for the big boys yet im afraid

[rapid topaz]

COOK IDOLO

[robust lotus]

Man city or Madrid

[still pagoda]

Oh no

[grave glen]

The whistleblower

Can't do #xaviin cause he is already in so #xaviout makes more sense

[worldly beacon]

#Koemanin

[rapid topaz]

No

[rapid topaz]

We also gave them sanchez

[fading ember]

Forgot the Chilean magician

[grave glen]

[grave glen]

in 21th century Real won more UCL than barca oat

Barca is gonna lose mark my word

[grave glen]

there is no 21th century

🤓

[grave glen]

There is

[sand gate]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1561326929046917121?s=21&t=DCKlWcrWPlgoaCPcUBXTsw

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Jules Koundé has not been registered in time for Barcelona’s match vs. Real Sociedad today.

The club has 10 days left to register him or he can leave for free 😬

Likes

11592

Retweets

893

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 12:18 PM

[sand gate]

What 😂

[ornate matrix]

Henry slaps all and Fabregas is my idol u can’t really beat them

[ornate matrix]

Of course 🐐

[sand gate]

Understandable Barca still a L

[still pagoda]

i rewatched atleti vs getafe and joao is really seriously talented

someone needs to save him from the depths of Al-tletico Madrid

[rapid topaz]

We aren't lmao

[rapid topaz]

Sanchez, arteta, cesc, Henry?

[iron marten]

Why are La Liga games always being so neglected

I've never seen a La Liga channel unless it was either RMA, Barca or Atletico playing against someone

Yeah like Athletic Club v Valencia

No channel

It is what it is

[elfin dawn]

Y eso que las fechas de hoy no estan mal

[scarlet dove]

Pues se ocupan

No pasa na

Si dos equipos ingleses o italianos de media calidad pueden tener un canal pues el Bilbao Valencia también se merece uno

O si eso, este canal lo convertimos jajaja

MUY BUENAS acciones de Samuel lino

Sinceramente es fenómeno

Ni una mala acción

La está teniendo perfecta hoy

No se como no marca ahí dvd

El Bilbao parece que no tiene la velocidad para aprovechar los espacios

Fenómeno berenguer

Valverde come to Racing 🦅🦅💚💚💢💢

[rugged pecan]

u have to be a troll

😭

[scarlet dove]

Al-tletico? Wtf?

[rugged pecan]

typical atleti hater

at its peak

[drifting jolt]

gol

Berenguer

[scarlet dove]

Fenómeno berenguer!!

[vital kernel]

GOAL BERENGUER

TORINOOO

[drifting jolt]

goool 2 0

[vital kernel]

Goall

[drifting jolt]

not many people

[vital kernel]

Nvm

[drifting jolt]

fk

[vital kernel]

Ruled out

[drifting jolt]

anulado

[still pagoda]

nah but i got that slander name in my mind and felt i just had to use it in someway or another

[vital kernel]

Second half

[slender olive]

2-0 for bilbao

[worldly beacon]

FT

Bilbao won

[worldly beacon]

1-0

[slender olive]

it got cance;;ed

the goal

[worldly beacon]

Atleast correct it u can get muted for that

[slender olive]

nah theyll know

its fine

[worldly beacon]

W

[compact siren]

@slender olive Were you hacked? Someone said so yesterday

[slender olive]

Yeah

i was forced to send porn servers to like a lot of people in my dms

[compact siren]

"ESex"?

[slender olive]

yep

who told u

[dense juniper]

Almost morata at 20 second lol

[compact siren]

The same thing happened to one of my dc friends

[iron marten]

Again, no La Liga channel between Atletico v Villarreal

Shocking

[slender olive]

Smh

[compact siren]

But great to see you here again!

[dense juniper]

Fr, better matches than premier league but no channels

[worldly beacon]

Bias?

🤔

[dense juniper]

Bruh smh

Tomorrow we play in our stadium, I'll go

I hope we perform good

Almeria

[drifting jolt]

#1010966288291606548

[worldly beacon]

Almeria have some good attackers

Yh

[dense juniper]

Yeah, they have a decent team

[normal idol]

i swear to god marcos andre

like

i swear

you made me

almost

i mean you should never have given me hope

good game tho @plain elbow

[vital kernel]

Goall

Villareal

[sand gate]

Nice

[rugged pecan]

moreno thought he can recreate hand of god

[scarlet dove]

13-0

[vital kernel]

Ye

[grave glen]

PSG would win La Liga by 30 points

[elfin dawn]

Joder perdió el Atleti

[elfin dawn]

They would bottle the league against Madrid

[grave glen]

Madrid never should’ve beaten them and when they meet again PSG will thrash them

[elfin dawn]

Nah

They are specialist in bottlejobs

Besides we have a stronger midfield and Rüdiger at the back

[knotty yacht]

What makes u say that

Lmao

[elfin dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/idoxzi-jareer-mbappe-tchouameni-gif-25758733

I hope this happens next time we face them

[knotty yacht]

I wouldn’t mind u saying psg are better than us

But 30 points lmao

[grave glen]

PSG are that much better

[wraith breach]

loool

[jaunty zinc]

This Villarreal team with Cavani.. 👀

they cooking something

[scarlet dove]

The game literally gave futre a stroke

Oh my god

[grave glen]

21st

[grave glen]

21st

[grave glen]

I heard Valencia played haramball @normal idol

[scarlet dove]

Racing Santander played Shit Ball, idk bout Valencia

[elfin dawn]

I would like to see Valencia going down to La Liga 2 one day

[grave glen]

wait so kounde isnt at barcelona yet because of wages?

that they cant afford them yet?

still on the limit

they expected someone to leave before the match

[grave glen]

on the bright side you guys are at the bottom place so you can’t go any worse

[grave glen]

💀

[grave glen]

They’re just waiting till the last minute. He’s injured so they are going to try to offload some players and see if they can get him in like that. If they can’t they will just sell another lever.

[worldly beacon]

Why tf lewa scored 😭 he should go 5 or 6 matches goal less

[vapid valley]

Fati turned to messi prime

[astral crescent]

Please don’t ever say that again

[wraith breach]

https://twitter.com/Barca_Buzz/status/1561473971706466304?s=20&t=znB7uOjUYCq9Xu-Wt9B_DQ

Barça Buzz (@Barca_Buzz)

Min 64: Ansu Fati comes on.
Min 66: Ansu Fati assists.
Min 69: Ansu Fati assists.
Min 79: Ansu Fati scores.

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226

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 10:03 PM

[opal sigil]

Goat

[elfin dawn]

Watching Barça I can feel that they will most likely won’t drop points specially with the attacking depth they have

[dusky stream]

If we give up Auba and Depay then it’ll look thin

Fati and Ferran are completely different if we had to use them to rest Lewandowski

In an ideal scenario, your subs fit the system

[elfin dawn]

Depay wouldn’t take much depth away from Barça. Now with Aubameyang I feel that you would be letting go the best second choice striker possible but Still Fati has already played in that position under Koeman before his injury against Betis and he was doing good. Even though if those two players left you still have an amazing front three and two good options on the bench

Not as good as Auba but they are still good options

[dusky stream]

Can we really rely on Fati?

He’s played about half a league season’s worth of minutes in 3 seasons

Ferran at LW isn’t a good dribbler, creator and he isn’t good at progression.

Raphinha can’t play on the left really and I don’t think it’s good to move Dembele away from his favoured RW spot

Also, Dembele ain’t the most reliable either, he literally played only half a season in 21/22

[elfin dawn]

If injuries respect him you can really rely on him. Almost every shot he takes finds the back of the net even after a terrible injury

[dusky stream]

What Fati has done so far in terms of scoring, no player in history managed to maintain that level of over performance long term, not even Messi

It would be unrealistic to expect Fati long term to maintain his over performance

[elfin dawn]

As a Spanish I definitely need Fati to stay fit if Spain wants to get far in the world cup. Is the best attacker that Spain has if he is fit

Even though as anti-barsa I gotta acknowledge the amazing ability that Fati has to find the back of the net easily and not just that the fact that he can do in many ways, no matter if it’s a tap-in, from outside the box, left or right food

[scarlet dove]

Morata: 😐

[elfin dawn]

Morata es un irregular

[scarlet dove]

Y Ansu?

[dense juniper]

morata tiene que ir al mundial, es buenisimo pero muy criticado

[elfin dawn]

Empieza bien la temporada y luego no se entera de la fiesta

[scarlet dove]

Morata está de asesino y sin embargo ha marcado más que Ansu tío

[dusky stream]

English por favor

[elfin dawn]

Ansu Fati si llega bien y sin lesiones es el mejor atacante que tiene la roja

[scarlet dove]

No

[scarlet dove]

Y sin lesiones

[dense juniper]

ansu izquierda, morata de 9, asensio o sarabia derecha

[scarlet dove]

Basado

[elfin dawn]

Pues mira que tiene pinta que ya lo dejo atras

[dense juniper]

incluso olmo

[scarlet dove]

Ya no

[elfin dawn]

Asensio en la derecha 💀

[dense juniper]

jajsjajaj

[dusky stream]

Asensio esta poop

[scarlet dove]

Parece que está drogado de la marihuana cuando juega olmo

No se entera

[elfin dawn]

Finally something we can agree. Is such a poor winger

[scarlet dove]

Soler tmb tiene que ir

Jugó fenómeno en los amistosos

[dense juniper]

asensio sigue siendo top class

igual que isco

el madrid lo destruyo

[elfin dawn]

Isco los destruyó la novia progre

[scarlet dove]

Isco se pensó Maradona

Eso le destruyó

[dense juniper]

jajsajjja en eso te doy la razon

[dense juniper]

nah, lo q pasa es que no le dejaron jugar

[elfin dawn]

Desde que comenzo a salir con ella, cambio su dieta y todo

[scarlet dove]

Isco simp jajajajajjj

[dense juniper]

seguro era vegana de podemos

[scarlet dove]

Cierto

[elfin dawn]

Si cuando lo ponia Zidane en su segunda etapa hasta se caía queriendo hacer una conducción

[elfin dawn]

Yo espero que gane Vox

[scarlet dove]

Vox muy derecha