psg

[sick totem]

2 G/A in 15-ish mins

[quartz pulsar]

OKAY LET'S GO 5-2 PLS

[nimble breach]

Make it 5-2 pls

[sick totem]

@plush hill MY MANNNNNNNNNN

[timber raptor]

Imagine one more goal for complete humiliation

[ashen ivy]

END THEM PLEASE

[timber raptor]

Bye bye chelsea

[misty hill]

https://tenor.com/view/khvicha-kvaratskhelia-kvaratskhelia-khvicha-kvara-psg-psg-kvara-gif-16418216675355978986

[timber raptor]

Destroy them

[misty hill]

Fuck Chelsea again ggs

[random wyvern]

Kvara🥰🥰

[timber raptor]

Trash club

[quartz pulsar]

Lee looking kinda cute today @paper pollen

[ashen ivy]

ref is a dumbass

[sick totem]

KVARA HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE

[ashen ivy]

kvara didnt hear the whistle and gets booked for it

[sick totem]

Damn

[ashen ivy]

i didnt hear it either

[quartz pulsar]

He got booked got that!?

[ashen ivy]

yeah sadly

[quartz pulsar]

Can we score one more

[random wyvern]

Wym yellow card for kvara??????

[timber raptor]

Imagine one more

[misty hill]

Cook.

[random wyvern]

Tf he do?

[paper pollen]

LEE OFFSIDE NOOO

[ashen ivy]

offside ogal

omg

[sick totem]

Fuck

[ashen ivy]

didnt the defender touch it though

[quartz pulsar]

3 last min

What's going on

[ashen ivy]

wtf

did they attack our ball boys

whjat happened

[quartz pulsar]

Huh?

??

[sick totem]

???

[quartz pulsar]

Red card check but what happened and who

[ashen ivy]

VAR check

PLEAS GOD

[nimble breach]

Lucas?

[ashen ivy]

thats red wtf

[quartz pulsar]

oh he pushed the ball boy

[ashen ivy]

he attacked our ball boy

thats literally red

[quartz pulsar]

Thankfully no phew!

[nimble breach]

Lol

[quartz pulsar]

Hey why game continued

[ashen ivy]

GPAL

GOAL

KVARA

WTFFDF

[tulip apex]

No yellow is crazy

[ashen ivy]

KVARAAA

[quartz pulsar]

?????

[paper pollen]

KVARARAAHAHAHS

[quartz pulsar]

FOR REAL

[paper pollen]

OMGGGGGGGGG

[ashen ivy]

HAHAHAHAHA

AI CANT BELIEVE ITT

[paper pollen]

KVARA I LOVE YOU OMG

[nimble breach]

Goal

[ashen ivy]

IOM DEAD

[nimble breach]

Thats it

[sick totem]

Kkskkddododkdldod

[quartz pulsar]

I'M F DEAD

[sick totem]

HAALSLSSLKSSLDLLDLDDL

[quartz pulsar]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

[sick totem]

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

[ashen ivy]

I LOVEEE KVARA

HIS AURA OMG

[quartz pulsar]

THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS

[sick totem]

WHO IS THIS PLAYER

[quartz pulsar]

@undone flume

YO

WELL DONE

[sick totem]

KVARA WHEN GOING TO THE BARBER 🔥🔥🔥🤧🤧🤧

[quartz pulsar]

SO GOOD

[ashen ivy]

VITINHA GREAT PRE ASSIST

[misty hill]

😹

Take that cunts

[quartz pulsar]

DAMN. SO GOOD.

[timber raptor]

WE GOT OUR REVENGE

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/psg-kvaratskhelia-kvara-goal-but-gif-13645934832168933962

[nimble breach]

Same goal numbers as spurs

[undone flume]

@quartz pulsar i listened you !

[timber raptor]

Get out of here chelsea

Ici c'est paris

[quartz pulsar]

JOB WELL DONE.

FT

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/grizouat-kvaratskhelia-kvara-kvicha-kvaratskhelia-kvicha-gif-7015424817650981252

[sick totem]

FT

PSG 5-2 CHELSEA

REVENGEEEEEEEEEEE

[ashen ivy]

Neto shouldve been sent off too btw

[undone flume]

"Bring us psg"

[quartz pulsar]

Yasssss

[sick totem]

First leg done 🔥🔥❤️💙

[undone flume]

[misty hill]

https://tenor.com/view/désiré-doué-gif-15873959078501375657

[undone flume]

Lmfao the shame

[fading epoch]

Thank you 🙏

[sick totem]

THIS IS WHAT UCL WINNERS DO

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kvara-aston-villa-psg-gif-6092200775317024793

[ashen ivy]

the atmosphere today was insane

[sick totem]

THE MENTALITY IS THERE

[tulip apex]

Kvara got yellow for continuing play after foul and Neto got nothing for attacking ball boy lol

[paper pollen]

Could’ve been 6-2 😢

[misty hill]

3-0 win for psg away please

[ashen ivy]

especially after kvaras goals omfg

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/khvicha-kvaratskhelia-kvara-napoli-khvicha-kvaratskhelia-napoli-khvicha-kvaratskhelia-ssc-napoli-gif-4529822694731365890

[ashen ivy]

he made the stadium erupt

[sick totem]

THANK YOU PARIS

[misty hill]

Statement win

[sick totem]

Bludda them guys are crazy i swear

[quartz pulsar]

But hey how come nothing happened from shoving our ball boy

[sick totem]

They thought they'd face a tired PSG this time

[undone flume]

I will sleep well !

[loud lagoon]

Chelsea has to win 4-0 at home to turn it around.

[sick totem]

https://x.com/brfootball/status/2031851367225041335

B/R Football (@brfootball)

PSG show why they're UCL champs with a 5-2 first-leg win over Chelsea 💪

X · Mar 11, 2026, 9:54 PM

COLD 🤧

[loud lagoon]

Kvara was colder than Palmer today.

[nimble breach]

Defense should be improved

[loud lagoon]

That first finish from Kvara was insanely accurate.

[undone flume]

Chelsea definitely cooked

[quartz pulsar]

@plush hill having the best night of his life

[undone flume]

"Bring us the psg, we'll prove that this match was not lucky"

[quartz pulsar]

Good win both psg and rma

[sick totem]

11th of March is truely a PSG day man 😂

Why did I doubt

[quartz pulsar]

Truee

Now please don't fumble the second leg

Yay! I can sleep well now

[sour otter]

Go to the shower chelsea

[sick totem]

Hope we can get Fabian back

[loud lagoon]

Who does PSG have to face next if they beat Chelsea?

[sick totem]

And get our defence much more intact

[sour otter]

Nooo is bad i think

[sick totem]

Liverpool/Gala

[loud lagoon]

I think Warren is better against Chelsea.

[loud lagoon]

Most probably Liverpool then.

[ashen ivy]

eh

gala is good

they will pull through imo

[sick totem]

Yeah ik he got a knee injury, best to not rush things

[loud lagoon]

And then Bayern in semi-finals.

[sick totem]

Especially the fact we won without him

But still

[loud lagoon]

Our bench is so good.

[sick totem]

I think we should switch him and Viti sometimes because he plays a bit deep which he is not so much used to it

So sometimes we lack freedom in the midfield

[quartz pulsar]

Gives me a headache just to see the name

[sick totem]

That's why we don't mostly see him up front most times

Or again play Lee

[loud lagoon]

I'd prefer Real Madrid over Bayern.

[quartz pulsar]

Yeah 🥺

[sick totem]

Ay never underestimate Real tho

[quartz pulsar]

Lol apparently 433 posted our results at 4-2

Didn't see that one coming did they 😏

[sick totem]

How their C team cooked City 3-0 is still cooking me

[loud lagoon]

Only a few players were missing.

This was unexpected ngl.

[junior grotto]

Never doubted my GOAT🐐

[ashen ivy]

kvara deadass got 3g/a in 30 mins

what a fucking sub

[loud lagoon]

He's probably our top scorer too.

[quartz pulsar]

Both barcoco and kvara went on pre game interviews. They spoke and now they delivered 🔥

Amazing

What a great night

Still. That defence needs to be looked into

But yay

[undone flume]

I told you i will do it

[junior grotto]

Honestly was pretty mad when the lineup released, but it definitely worked out

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/psg-kvaratskhelia-kvara-kvicha-kvicha-kvaratskhelia-gif-4882068105843224618

[junior grotto]

What a great night indeed

[quartz pulsar]

OMG YOU DID. I forgot I predicted this 😭😭

[undone flume]

Bro my last goal was peak

Life is so happy

[junior grotto]

Fr

Full on screamed after the Kvara banger

[ashen ivy]

chelsea robbed us

with their first goal

[undone flume]

[ashen ivy]

they got a throwin when the ball wasnt even out

cant believe even while robbing us they got destroyed

[undone flume]

Both goals we took are stupid

[ashen ivy]

nuno was on the right with the ball, chelsea claimed it went out for a throw in when it didnt

nuno thus being out of position and they directly profited off of that false decision

[undone flume]

@quartz pulsar

https://tenor.com/view/syrensgifs-blue-lock-bllk-anime-manga-gif-14262831766956721940

And now today !

[scenic furnace]

kvara is literally nagi bro its insane

[undone flume]

I identify him 100%

https://tenor.com/view/nagi-bluelock-sky-fake-gif-27483974

[scenic furnace]

exactly

[harsh tiger]

On en parle de l'arbitrage ? L'arbitre nous a chié dessus

On avait pas le droit de toucher les joueurs de Chelsea et eux ils avaient le droit à tous les interdits

[undone flume]

J'ai pas capter le jaune sur kvara comment il a eu ça ? Et Neto ou je sais pas qui, qui pousse le ramasseur de balle rien du tout. Tu connais c'est Paris et tfacon c'était un arbitre en carton qui est vraiment mauvais en Liga

[harsh tiger]

Non mais oui c'est scandaleux le carton jaune sur Kvara

Et puis à un moment tu as Kvara qui résiste sur son coté gauche à 2 joueurs

Il gagne ses duels physiques

Et il siffle faute contre nous

WTF

Le nombre de fautes pas sifflés pour nous c'est hallucinant

[undone flume]

Mais oui il les a passer mais quand ya faute wtf ? Et pire comment ça jaune

[harsh tiger]

Si c'était un joueur du PSG qui faisait un geste comme Neto

On prendrait rouge DIRECT

[undone flume]

Yaurai eu rouge limite

L'arbitrage tfacon c vraiment merdique

[harsh tiger]

Chaque année ils veulent nous baiser

[undone flume]

Par contre la tete du match de Mendes il etait eteint

[undone flume]

Sauf que la c nous on les baise

[harsh tiger]

Oui vrmt pas bon ce soir

Pour moi le pire

C'est Zaire Emery

[undone flume]

On a eu paris 2025 en fin de match

[undone flume]

Nannn je suis tellement pas d'accord il a fais beaucoup d'effort

Aussi c pas son poste par rapport comparé a mendes

[harsh tiger]

C'est aussi de sa faute le but d'Enzo

[undone flume]

Il etait beaucoup plus fort a la place d'hakimi la il essaye mais je suis pas vraiment d'accord pour dire qu'il a fait un match ignoble

[harsh tiger]

Bah c'est son poste de formation

[undone flume]

Oui il a pas suivi Enzo j'avoue il a été stupide

[harsh tiger]

Bah c récurrent ça gros

[undone flume]

Ouais mais ils jouent carrément mieux en latéral droit

[harsh tiger]

Il y a bcp de buts subis par le PSG car il lache le marquage

[undone flume]

Après il est jeune trkl

[harsh tiger]

C'est pas son poste non plus

Il sait pas couvrir la profondeur

Il y a plusieurs buts du PSG comme ça

Notamment contre Lyon par exemple

C'est un joueur surcoté

[undone flume]

Ya pas que lui, si tu tombes sur lui parle de marquinhos ou mendes, le seul qui est toujours la et qui fait jamais de bourdes c Pacho

[harsh tiger]

Il a déjà fait des bourdes Pacho en vrai

Contre Aston Villa retour il est horrible

[undone flume]

Personne ne dis qu'il est le joueur de l'année comparé a yamal mais sayer c pardonnable des erreurs et tout il va apprendre

[harsh tiger]

Il y en a trop des erreurs

[undone flume]

Toute la defense est éteinte sauf le grand donnaruma

[undone flume]

Ouais en meme temps vla la gueule du psg cette année

[harsh tiger]

Pour moi il a un totem d'immunité car on sort rarement des titis qui arrivent à être titularisé au PSG

Le centre de formation du PSG est surcoté

[undone flume]

Oui ça je sais mais c un joueur qui est calme et qui sait gérer a 90% tout le temps ou presque

[harsh tiger]

Oui ça reste un joueur solide en général

Mais Zaire Emery il a pas le bagage technique pour jouer au milieu, physiquement il est bon que en Ligue 1, et il est jamais agressif sur le pressing contrairement à un Neves

[undone flume]

Oui bas apres faut pas s'étonner mais leur donner leur chance, donc tant que sa impact pas grandement les match un remplacement et sa bouge

[harsh tiger]

Zaire Emery en fait il joue comme un bot PES 6

[undone flume]

En meme temps neves c un gars qu'à jouer au benfica a l'ancienne il etait pas formé a paris et il était dans le championnat portugais ou c assez chaud

[harsh tiger]

Trop scolaire dans son style de jeu

Physiquement c'est plus dur de jouer en L1 qu'en Primeira Liga

[undone flume]

Ouais mais trkl sa reste un gars qui apprend et qui doit comprendre c erreurs

[undone flume]

La liga ?

[harsh tiger]

Moi je pense qu'il sera jamais un titulaire au PSG quand tout l'effectif est là

[harsh tiger]

La ligue portugaise

[undone flume]

Je suis d'accord aussi il va dégager quand ruiz il va revenir

Mais faut pas minimiser ce qu'il fait ya des match où c un monstre

[harsh tiger]

Etre un récupérateur au PSG de Lucho doit être combiné à un bagage technique élevé comme Neves par exemple

[undone flume]

Ouais mais chacun a son style de jeu

[harsh tiger]

Je me souviens pas d'une seule bonne titularisation au PSG en LDC depuis Janvier 2024

[undone flume]

Tu peux pas dire a un pingouin d'être un tigre

En mode c Maurice dans les as de la jungle

[harsh tiger]

Oui mais au PSG tout le monde doit être un tigre

[undone flume]

Ah t fou

[harsh tiger]

Les pingouins ils doivent être dans un autre club

Cite moi les matchs

[undone flume]

Ouais mais aussi il etait pas fou a cause de sa meuf mtn il est célibataire et il retrouve un bon niveau

[harsh tiger]

Zaire Emery c'est un joueur qui doit jouer en Serie A

Il a le profil pour

[undone flume]

Ta vu mayulu il etait bon pendant un moment jusqu'à Barcelone et apres chute

[undone flume]

Je saurai pas te dire j'ai zapper mais je sais que ya des match où il c donner

[harsh tiger]

Mouais

[undone flume]

Et pourquoi

[harsh tiger]

Je vais pas te mentir j'y crois rarement à l'excuse du joueur qui est pas bon à cause de sa meuf

[undone flume]

Crois moi j'en ai fais les frais, j'étais trop con en amour et quand je me suis remis célibataire frère sa ma changer de fou malade

[harsh tiger]

Bah même après sa rupture il est pas ouf

[undone flume]

Tu peux etre dans un déni total en amour et quand tu fini seul ta pu cette drogue d'amour ou chez pas quoi

Donc tu peux que te concentrer

[harsh tiger]

Il fait les mêmes erreurs qu'en début de saison

[undone flume]

Bas en vrai quand même, il est loin d'être parfait certes mais pas dégueulasse non plus

[undone flume]

Ouais mais il verra ça avec Enrique

[harsh tiger]

L'erreur qu'il fait contre Monaco c'est la même erreur que contre le Barça (heureusement que ça finit pas en but cette fois là)

Pour moi il a pas un grand plafond de verre

[undone flume]

Après trkl c un gars jeune qui doit encore se retrouver complètement et retrouver ses marques donc je prefere ne pas vraiment le blâmer il apprendra de ses erreurs

[harsh tiger]

C'est pas un championnat qui a une grosse intensité

[undone flume]

C vrai que la serie A chaque annee ça se la tue

[undone flume]

Oui c sur je suis d'accord

[harsh tiger]

Zaire Emery il est meilleur quand il est dans un fauteuil avec pas grand monde pour le presser

[harsh tiger]

J'ai vu les matchs de l'Inter la saison dernière vers la fin de saison et wow qu'est-ce qu'on ronfle

Quel championnat ennuyant

[undone flume]

C parce qu'il a pas l'habitude il joue H24 en ligue 1, c normal d'un coup tu tombes sur des attaquants de PL qui vont pas te lâcher

Surtout chelsea

[harsh tiger]

En Ligue 1 il y a pas mal d'équipes qui pressent haut mtn

Bah dernièrement Monaco

ça fait aussi partie du changement du football actuel

[undone flume]

C vraiment le pire championnat, c limite des mecs bientot en maison de retraite qui domine le championnat frère

[harsh tiger]

Avant les équipes de possession on les laissait faire leur jeu et on jouait bloc bas pour limiter les espaces

[undone flume]

Ouais Monaco lyon

[harsh tiger]

Maintenant on presse haut pour les empecher de se développer

Après les équipes bas de tableau qui jouent le maintien ils le font pas en général

[undone flume]

C ce qu'il faut faire pour perturber l'adversaire

[harsh tiger]

Mais une équipe milieu de tableau ça arrive souvent

[undone flume]

Bas en sois Auxerre, Metz quand meme ils méritent pas vraiment d'être en relégation

[harsh tiger]

Metz c'est leur histoire de faire des montées descentes

[undone flume]

En ligue 1 c le contraire, milieu de tableau bloc bas et bas de tableau ça presse et tu demande comment ils font pour en arriver la

[undone flume]

Bas avec saint Étienne, ils vont encore revenir pour re re re re redescendre comme chaque année

Ces clubs on dirait les mini dos d'âne enchaîner a plusieurs sur la route

[harsh tiger]

D'ailleurs en parlant L1

Lyon et Strasbourg ils ont une carte à jouer pour l'Europe

[undone flume]

En tant que supporter de paris je veux qu'ils gagnent la vérité et ils meritent

Lyon 1er de europa

Sa va etre chaud contre le celta vigo mais je pense ils vont les sortirs

Par contre Lille... aston villa c une autre histoire

[harsh tiger]

Lille j'y crois pas

C'est des couilles molles

[undone flume]

Et Strasbourg j'ai levée mon chapeau quand ils ont battu crystal palace

[undone flume]

Ouais pareil c du trop gros tu joues contre le top 3 de PL

[harsh tiger]

Contre Dortmund en LDC ils étaient supérieurs mais ils se sont chiés dessus

[undone flume]

Ouais ça ma trop déçu

[harsh tiger]

Arriver en finale de Conference League c'est vraiment jouable

[undone flume]

Yaurai eu Lille Barcelone je crois en plus j'aurai bien aimer voir ça

[harsh tiger]

Lyon ils ont + la mentalité européenne que Lille, même si contre Man U ils ont déconnés grave

[undone flume]

Bas en vrai ya pas vraiment de club appart florentina et palace qui peuvent les sortirs

[harsh tiger]

ça joue un beau football

Et les joueurs sont de qualité

Barco

Diego Moreira

Panichelli

Guela Doué

[undone flume]

C'était un match de fou, ils auraient mieux jouer ils auraient eu l'europa sans pression

[undone flume]

Ouais c des folies et surtout pas sous estimer car Strasbourg chez eux ils sont tres chaud

[undone flume]

Après Lyon et Lille sont 2 equipes différentes ya pas la meme intensité

[harsh tiger]

Si y'a pas une conference league ou une europa league cette saison en L1 ce championnat prouvera qu'il n'a pas la mentalité européenne

[harsh tiger]

Se faire remonter par un Manchester United qui est un club de looser depuis des années c'est chaud

[undone flume]

Ouais ils se sont dit c bon c plier comme aston villa PSG

Tu te repose sur tes lauriers tu fais sécher sale

[harsh tiger]

Aston Villa la grosse chatte ce CSC malchanceux et ce tir dévié qui trompe Donnarumma

ça les remet en jeu

[undone flume]

Lille va jouer a aston villa chez eux bonne chance

[undone flume]

On prend le but de je c pas qui et apres sans donnaruma tu sors matin midi soir

Frere l'arrêt de la main qui fais sur la tete de je c plus qui

L'ancien du PSG qui a failli remarquer

Frappe de rashford entree de surface, j'ai jamais eu peur de toute ma vie

C'était les 40 mins les plus longues

Sans donnaruma tu sors a tout les round, tu sors contre Liverpool, aston et aussi arsenal, je crois c'était la frappe de martinelli vraiment bien jouer impossible a voir et il l'arrête, quel homme

Martinelli ou odegaard je c plus

[sonic snow]

On est trop fort

[mild mirage]

40 minutes is a long time at parc de Princes

[calm crest]

Jeez, what a goal

[plush hill]

What a night that was man fr.

[plush hill]

Khvicha Kvaratskhelia one of the best and complete winger the world has ever seen! He isn't selfish, always passing the ball without hesitation, tracks back at defence, scoring bangers🤷‍♂️🔥

And people were saying he would destroy his career here

[dusk kite]

SO CLOSE TO PREDICT (BRACE)

5-2 i guess perfectly but his brace not hattrrick he did assist tho

[undone flume]

It depends if you are the opposing team and if our team is good

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kvaratskhelia-gif-3621419675895947177

[undone flume]

Avec tout le respect jamais ils auraient du caser les 2 buts

[fading epoch]

https://x.com/goalsside/status/2027355240505237527?s=46

Goals Side (@goalsside)

🗣️ Robert Sanchez:

"Gimme PSG man, so we can get them out and they have no excuse this time as well" 👀

🎬:[@CFCJnR]

▶ Play video

X · Feb 27, 2026, 12:08 PM

🤣🤣🤣

[undone flume]

Bim 5-2

[undone flume]

"On est pas le bayern, on est pas l'Inter"

[junior grotto]

The amount of props Kvara has been getting on twt is making me smile so much.

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/kvara-kvara-kneeslide-khvicha-kvaratskhelia-gif-13256286409195078948

[quartz pulsar]

I still feel so happy

Hopefully we finish the job next week

And the other happy thing is that we haven't seen beraldo play in a long time, right? Hopefully he will be sold

[dusk kite]

3 goal lead? lets make it 4-5

*4-5 goal lead

[undone flume]

Where are you from ?

Ah french okay lets go

[undone flume]

I hope he will be sold, he's useless

[quartz pulsar]

No I'm not, the tag is for supporting the french team

[quartz pulsar]

I rly hope so

[undone flume]

Oh i see 😭

[vernal cosmos]

how do we have the same profile ^picture lol

kvara

[loud lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/grizouat-kvaratskhelia-kvicha-kvicha-kvaratskhelia-kvara-gif-9765810436672408886

Kvaratskhelia's celebration is cold.

[loud lagoon]

This celebration sums up the week for PSG supporters.

[quartz pulsar]

we accept all kvara's biggest fans here

meanwhile im still thinking about barcola's goal

[young vector]

New Daily Question:

#daily-question message

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

Hello twin

[undone flume]

https://tenor.com/view/grizouat-kvaratskhelia-kvara-kvicha-kvaratskhelia-kvicha-gif-7015424817650981252

[sick totem]

https://x.com/i/status/2032903226081816890

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

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Souvenirs, souvenirs… ✨

Environ 2000 supporters parisiens sont attendus ...

X · Mar 14, 2026, 7:34 PM

[undone flume]

Si seulement on avait le maillot ailé

[quartz pulsar]

This kit is actually rly gorgeous

[quartz pulsar]

I just realised spiderman is in psg colours

Chelsea lost again

Lens lost too !!!!!

What a week for us

[undone flume]

Second part of season

[misty hill]

Great kit, reminds me of Rennais Doué

Hoping to see a good game from Doué.

[quartz fjord]

Kvaraa

Giji xqr

Ikena

[ashen path]

Ts is not tuff psg is so shit

Mbappe left and it became shit

[jolly scroll]

😂 😂 🤣

With mBappe = 0 UCL

Without mBappe = 1 UCL (2nd incoming)

Penbappe is ahh bro 😂

Without Mbappe = Sextuple

6 trophies in 1 calendar year

Plus reached the final of Club World Cup, almost making it the first ever septuple in the HISTORY OF FOOTBALL ⚽ 🏆

[quartz pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/joao-joao-neves-psg-paris-saint-germain-paris-gif-6334901810853557531

https://tenor.com/view/joao-neves-backflip-salto-arrière-vitinha-gif-9047198141368869972

https://tenor.com/view/joao-neves-célébration-celebrate-psg-paris-gif-13077031615492290081

🥹

[quartz pulsar]

What do we think of Gala btw?

[quartz pulsar]

Reece James out with hamstring injury

[junior grotto]

Leg was already over, but this is the nail in the coffin for the cfc fans that thought they had a chance

[quartz pulsar]

Lots of rumors of mayulu leaving floating around

I'll be so sad if it happens 🙁

[junior grotto]

https://x.com/ChelseaFC/status/2033834787715023278

Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC)

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X · Mar 17, 2026, 9:16 AM

[quartz pulsar]

We shall see

[plush hill]

Dawg they don't understand georgian here xd

So talk english

[plush hill]

I mean chelsea playing on their ground so still you lot need to be careful

[loud lagoon]

Drop predictions.
@undone flume

[undone flume]

1-1 or 2-1 psg

[loud lagoon]

For me it'll be 3-3.

[ashen ivy]

We will go through

[junior grotto]

either 3-1 us or 2-1 Chelsea

[sick totem]

MATCHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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X · Mar 17, 2026, 6:48 PM

WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

Same XI but Kvara replaces Doue

[ashen ivy]

This sporting comeback makes me even more scared for Chelsea later ngl

It’s very easy for Chelsea to comeback

We are gonna be pressed heavily, but im sure we will score at least once resulting in their comeback dreams shattered

[junior grotto]

Was about to say this

I’m pretty confident we win today, but something tells me that Chelsea will pull off some type of shenanigans and go up 2

3-3 SPORTING

[ashen ivy]

Gulp

[junior grotto]

4-3

I’m actually nervous now

[quartz pulsar]

Omg i thought the same!

[quartz pulsar]

Oh damn just saw that

Okay now I'm nervous too 😭

[ashen ivy]

It’s time

Why is Stamford bridge so tiny lol

This stadium ain’t intimidating

[quartz pulsar]

No referee in the middle of chelsea huddle

[sick totem]

KICK-OFF!

[sick totem]

Shussssshhhhh

[ashen ivy]

GO ON

[sick totem]

After the game

[ashen ivy]

This looks like a retro match

And wtf is this camera angle

[quartz pulsar]

Ya right?

Something looks a bit disorientating today i can't figure out what

[ashen ivy]

This atmosphere is so mid

I expected much more

Zero chants it’s just them yelling

Our away fans are outsinging them

LMFAOO

GOAL

OSG

KVARAAA

OMG

HAHAHAHA

[queen raven]

Psg goal 0-1 it's over

[quartz pulsar]

???

OMG

KVARA WTF

WTFFFFF

[undone flume]

Ah j'ai marqué, ah i goaled

[quartz pulsar]

I WAS NOT EVEN LOOKING

[ashen ivy]

KM DEAD HAHAHAHA

[quartz pulsar]

WHY U SO GOOD

[undone flume]

They need 4 goals now

[junior grotto]

GOAT

[timber raptor]

Kvara owns this club

[junior grotto]

I LOVE YOU KVARA❤️❤️

[ashen ivy]

Sanchez HOLD THAT

[quartz pulsar]

Is chelsea even here with us today

[ashen ivy]

FUCK YOU SANCHEZ

[queen raven]

Complicated name Khvicha Kvaratskhelia wow

[junior grotto]

LFGG

[sick totem]

GODOODDOODODLDLD

KVARRRRRAAAAAA

VAMOOOOOOOOOS

OWNER OF CHELSEA

[quartz pulsar]

Why does pacho look like in pain

[quartz pulsar]

He is indeed

I wasn't expecting that at 6 min tbh

[junior grotto]

Now I’m 100% sure we qualify

[ashen ivy]

There’s no way in hell Chelsea are scoring 4 goals

Let alone 5

[junior grotto]

No chance

[quartz pulsar]

Okay don't say this it makes me nervous 😭

Our defence hasn't been tested today i haven't seen it yet

[queen raven]

Luis Enrique is a good coach

[quartz pulsar]

Barcola on the right is an interesting sight

[jolly scroll]

Yeah

[plush hill]

Lmao kvara did it again

[quartz pulsar]

Yaaasss

[plush hill]

In honour of our Orthodox Christian, Georgia's Patriarch Ilia the second who passed away an hour ago💔(off topic)

[quartz pulsar]

Good shot phew

[plush hill]

Kvara will defo honour his goal to him

[ashen ivy]

GOALGOALO

VQRCOLA

BAECOLA

OMG

[undone flume]

2-00000

[junior grotto]

BRUH IM BEHIND BUT LFGGG

[undone flume]

Lets goooo

[quartz pulsar]

BARCOOCOCOCO

[junior grotto]

CANT WAIT TO CLOWN THESE CHELSEA FANS BRO

[quartz pulsar]

YASSS BARCOOOO

[sick totem]

BAR OLLLALALAAAAAA

[quartz pulsar]

Yassssss

[junior grotto]

WERE EATING SO GOOD😭

[quartz pulsar]

AHAAAHAHHAHHA

[ashen ivy]

IMGGG

[jolly scroll]

HBABABBKUDGWYU

BARCOLLALALALALAL

[quartz pulsar]

YEZZSS

[jolly scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369526234723123320/1464402821196550186/Adobe_Express_-_barcola.gif

[timber raptor]

YEAAA

We are in quarter finals

[sick totem]

OMDSSSSSSSSS

WE ARE EATING THEM ALIVE 😂😂😂😂

[undone flume]

Paris is in the farmers league

[sick totem]

My PSG is prolly back

Hakimi assist

[timber raptor]

Humiliation at Stanford bridge is HERE

[quartz pulsar]

Didn't that look like one of the goals last week

[severe wigeon]

Close

[near swan]

Nice love to see it

[junior grotto]

I have so much bookmarks on twt

[quartz pulsar]

Hein city red card

[ashen ivy]

Wow

Yeah city is out

[junior grotto]

5-0 sporting

[rotund path]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-enrique-love-heart-kiss-fake-kiss-gif-17085585303738432703

[quartz pulsar]

No come backs this time

[junior grotto]

Bodo fairytale run is over

[quartz pulsar]

Damn wow

[ashen ivy]

We are 5 goals ahead and we are playing like we’re behind

I love this team

[rotund path]

How did i have hopes😭😭

[junior grotto]

As it should be

[quartz pulsar]

Attacking psg is back

Attacking and actually getting it in

[junior grotto]

We need to be them 10-2 on agg

[quartz pulsar]

Wow greedy

8-2 and I'm good

[ashen ivy]

We need to humiliate them

[quartz pulsar]

Hahaha

[ashen ivy]

It’s only the 22nd minute

Fuck them I want a 5-0

[junior grotto]

This guy gets it

[quartz pulsar]

Hahaha

[queen raven]

I wasn't there

Who scored the 2nd goal for psg

[junior grotto]

Barcola

[queen raven]

Damn 2-7 what is this

How bad are chelsea

[ashen ivy]

It’s kinda nice how close the fans are to the pitch

The only good part about that stadium

[queen raven]

Can't even win at their own home

[winged marlin]

What happened to Chelsea

They beat us 3-0 in cwc

[queen raven]

Can you believe that the score is 2-7

That is ridiculous

[junior grotto]

Everyone knows that was a fluke

Don’t get me wrong they were a good team tho

[quartz pulsar]

Wtf we're bullying them

[queen raven]

It's a humiliation

Historical

[quartz pulsar]

"Cheers from the home crowd as they string a few passes together now"

😭😭😭

Halp

Offside

Cross that barcoco

[jolly scroll]

😂

[quartz pulsar]

Wtf my commentators are savage

[rotund path]

Im gonna sleep well tonight

[quartz pulsar]

"Only one set of fans cheering. It's a pretty straightforward trip from Paris these days just two hours isn't it" 😭

[junior grotto]

Best sleep of my life I swear

[rotund path]

Fr❤️

Who the fuck is saying fuck you in the stands😭

[ashen ivy]

I hate whoever tf brought a whistle to the stadium

[nimble breach]

you hate refree?

[junior grotto]

They have admitted it 😭

https://x.com/CFC_Janty/status/2033999559395795129

Janty (@CFC_Janty)

khvicha kvaratskhelia owns us.

X · Mar 17, 2026, 8:10 PM

[queen raven]

Psg should make it 2-10 for history

[ashen ivy]

Someone in the stands brought a whistle 😭

It’s so annoying

I always think it’s the ref

[quartz pulsar]

I'm very happy this team is so in sync today

I hope doue finds his form back soon

[ashen ivy]

Im so glad we humiliate them

Let’s pray they don’t qualify for the CL next szn

Let them rot

Fucking rats

[quartz pulsar]

Yay saved

Good job

[rotund path]

Sometimes i think that a foul was made

😭

[ashen ivy]

Barcola

You’re lucky you already scored

But cmon bro

[quartz pulsar]

Yeah gotta agree on that 🙁

Barco tsk

[ashen ivy]

Straight at the keeper

[jolly scroll]

NOOOOOO

BARCOLA

[quartz pulsar]

Not just this one the previous shot too

[jolly scroll]

Yeah agreed

[quartz pulsar]

Should have crossed

[jolly scroll]

Yeh

True

[nimble breach]

kimpembe left?

[rotund path]

Yeah bro

Its been months

[ashen ivy]

That’s not a pen

LOL they’re begging it

[nimble breach]

retired?

[quartz pulsar]

Nah

[rotund path]

No just at qatar

League

I think

[quartz pulsar]

They're getting desperate

[nimble breach]

kk

[rotund path]

The 2 legs made me feel great

Great psg performance

HT

2-0 [2-7]

[quartz pulsar]

Took me 45 min to realise that's barcola on your pic

[rotund path]

lol

[jolly scroll]

It's such a good pfp

broo

[rotund path]

Thanks man yours is good too

[loud lagoon]

I agree.

[quartz pulsar]

I feel like chelsea isn't gonna score today

It just wasn't working

[junior grotto]

Feel like we’d let them score just to give the delusional fans hope then score 2 again

[rotund path]

Lowkey feel bad for chelsea lets put dro, mayulu and mbaye in attack tbh😭

[loud lagoon]

This idea of benching one of Kvara, Barcola or Doue anytime they don't perform that well in the UCL is great.

[loud lagoon]

We need 10-2 after all that talk.

[rotund path]

True tho

[undone flume]

I love my team

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-crying-cry-crying-crying-emoji-crying-meme-gif-3223392509479903783

[junior grotto]

Kvara fans we are eating so good tonight

[rotund path]

We all do bro

[loud lagoon]

Barcola could've scored more.

[undone flume]

We'll sleep soooo well bro 😭

7-2

[junior grotto]

Frr❤️ can’t wait to dunk on all those doubters

[undone flume]

"Bring us the PSG"

NOW WE ARE HERE !

[rotund path]

Chat i think i broke my closet due of excitement

😭

[undone flume]

[rotund path]

If i push it it falls

[loud lagoon]

We need more goals.

[undone flume]

I want dembele as a captain !

[undone flume]

Again again

[jolly scroll]

Nah

[undone flume]

Big top kvara pacho, safonov neves

[loud lagoon]

These PSG players took this game personal.

[undone flume]

How no ?

[junior grotto]

The things I’d give to score 3 more + Kvara hattrick

[rotund path]

Vitinha, or Hakimi can be good captains too

Marquinhos is great

[undone flume]

Marquinhos is the captain

I mean as a future captain

[loud lagoon]

Safonov is reminding me of Donnarumma for a moment.

[undone flume]

Quand il c jeter

HOLALAAAA

[junior grotto]

That save brought me back to 2025

[undone flume]

We'll cook everyone

[rotund path]

"Same birth year, different nations"

[undone flume]

Safonov became the donnaruma

[rotund path]

I have a question

[undone flume]

Chevalier on the bench

[rotund path]

Is chevalier only gonna play ligue 1?

Unless safonov injured

Ofc

[loud lagoon]

Chevalier is too clumsy.

[rotund path]

Like, renato marin has only had 1 game this season

😭

[junior grotto]

I can’t believe we actually own the prem 😭

[ashen ivy]

Nooo

Mayulu getting on

[dusk kite]

im glad its 7-2 imma be back in 45 we better win

[quartz pulsar]

Mayulu for joao

[ashen ivy]

That’s interesting

Offensive sub

[junior grotto]

There’s no way this commentator is still talking about scoring 5

Can’t wait for PSG-BAY

[quartz pulsar]

nooo

let me be happy for a bit

[rotund path]

Im not ready for that yet

I have so much memories

About it

[ashen ivy]

Im praying madrid somehow get past bayern

[quartz pulsar]

ah, arsenal leading now. i think they'll get thru leverkusen

[ashen ivy]

We have a much better chance against Madrid

[quartz pulsar]

doue warming up

[ashen ivy]

But tbf before we think about that, let’s focus on pool/gala first lol

Almost forgot

[junior grotto]

Probably won’t happened, but with the stuff Madrid pulls off, I wouldn’t be suprised

[junior grotto]

Light work

[quartz pulsar]

hope we keep this form please

[quartz pulsar]

never say thattt

[ashen ivy]

Also, don’t we get the home-leg advantage that Chelsea had?

Since we beat them

[rotund path]

Especially this form in ligue 1

[junior grotto]

Yup

So now we steal their seed

[ashen ivy]

So our 2nd leg in the quarters should be at home

Yeah

Idk why but I kinda wanna face pool more than gala

[rotund path]

Either galatasaray or liverpool right?

[ashen ivy]

Yeah

[junior grotto]

Not exactly

If gala go through we get 2nd leg at home

If Liverpool then we still play 2nd leg away

[ashen ivy]

Oh right cuz pool were higher than Chelsea

[quartz pulsar]

im not following at all

[rotund path]

The score might stabilise till like 70-64'

[quartz pulsar]

omg

barcola looks in a lot of pain

[rotund path]

Please bro

Barcola

[ashen ivy]

Tf happened to barcola

[rotund path]

We need you bro

😭 😭 😭

[junior grotto]

Oh no

[rotund path]

Dont go out like fabian Ruiz man😭

[junior grotto]

Yoooo wtf

[ashen ivy]

What happened

They won’t show anything

[rotund path]

They are just showing his goal

[ashen ivy]

His knee looks messed up wtf

[rotund path]

Pls dont be something severe

[quartz pulsar]

did he just limp out or?

[ashen ivy]

Yeah

We can bring Doue though

[junior grotto]

7 in 11 games for my 🐐

[rotund path]

But WE hope you quick cover barcola

[quartz pulsar]

yh i think doue was already warming up before

[ashen ivy]

Oh that was a bad pass

Wow

Thank god they missed

[quartz pulsar]

chelsea wide. theyre so

psg-one-month-ago-coded today

[nimble breach]

score?

[quartz pulsar]

still 2-0

barcola is back

but i hope he gets subbed out soon, didnt look too good

[rotund path]

You good vitinha

Doué on

[quartz pulsar]

doue for barcola

palmer off !

[ashen ivy]

Doue on

[rotund path]

I think barcola's pain seems severe tbh

[ashen ivy]

We are so stacked LOL

[junior grotto]

DOUEE

[rotund path]

He's in pain

[quartz pulsar]

joao pedro off !

[ashen ivy]

We can just sub off barcola for fucking desire doue

[quartz pulsar]

enzo off !

[rotund path]

Triple sub for chelsea

[quartz pulsar]

has chelsea given up or

[rotund path]

Oh delap in we won

🥶 🔥

[junior grotto]

Our attacker pool is world class

[quartz pulsar]

when they are clicking yes

[rotund path]

90 mins was and is long in Stamford Bridge

[quartz pulsar]

but when they're not, they they're all not scoring

[rotund path]

SAFONOVVV

[ashen ivy]

GOAL

OMGMAYULU

GOL

GOALLL

[quartz pulsar]

yes, seems like a very long time for chelsea

[junior grotto]

Too short tbh

[ashen ivy]

MAuluu

[quartz pulsar]

WHAT!???

[ashen ivy]

MAYULU

[quartz pulsar]

RLY!??

[ashen ivy]

HAHHHH

[rotund path]

MAYULU?

YOU SURE

[ashen ivy]

WTFF

[rotund path]

?

[ashen ivy]

YESS

[quartz pulsar]

OMG MAYULU THAT WAS SOOO GOOOOD

[ashen ivy]

BANGER

WTF

[quartz pulsar]

MAYULU LIKES TO HUMILIATE PEOPLE OR WHAT

[rotund path]

https://tenor.com/view/8-2-2-8-barcelona-vs-bayern-munich-gif-4839464094890236310

THE NEW 8-2

[quartz pulsar]

RUDEST PSG PLAYER

[sick totem]

MASUSSISODKDKDKDLKRKELEEO

[quartz pulsar]

yasssss

[sick totem]

NAYULJJJJJUUIIII

[quartz pulsar]

8-2!!!!!

[sick totem]

MAYUKUUUUUUUUUUU

[quartz pulsar]

ma-yu-lu

[jolly scroll]

MMMAYYYLLUUU

YYYEEESS

I LOVE this team

[ashen ivy]

HAKIMI ASSIST

[rotund path]

PSG WAVING GOODBYE TO CHELSEA FANS

😭

[jolly scroll]

LOOOL

[queen raven]

Absolutely embarrassing

[quartz pulsar]

mayulu is so funny

[jolly scroll]

ah I missed his cele

[quartz pulsar]

his goals are always

so unexpected

[quartz pulsar]

rly?? i didnt see that LOL

[sick totem]

WE OWN THEM

[ashen ivy]

One more please omg

30 mins

Surely

[jolly scroll]

Nous sommes Chez Nous 🔥

[ashen ivy]

We silenced their bumass stadium hahahaha

[quartz pulsar]

SAVED

[rotund path]

This is just the training ground tbh

Thanks chelsea

[quartz pulsar]

mayulu don't leave 🙁

[ashen ivy]

Omg they showed it

Psg fans waving goodbye

Hahahaha

[quartz pulsar]

YA HAHAHA

my commentators commented too

lmao

[ashen ivy]

Ngl Dembouz didn’t do much this game

[rotund path]

"ET OUSMANE BALLON DOR"

[ashen ivy]

Wasn’t really involved

[rotund path]

True

Just the wingers were amazing

And midfield

[quartz pulsar]

SAVED

[rotund path]

Basically everyone

Hakimi 2 assists🥶

[paper pollen]

WHAT IS HE LEAVING???

[ashen ivy]

Kvara

[rotund path]

Apparently yeah

[quartz pulsar]

a lot of rumors of it floating lately

[ashen ivy]

I didn’t see that shot

[paper pollen]

Omg noo ☹️

[rotund path]

I forgot Hernandez and gonçalo were in

[quartz pulsar]

oh whos out

[ashen ivy]

A mayulu goal is always the cherry on top

He should stay

[quartz pulsar]

nuno and dembele out

[ashen ivy]

Yup

[quartz pulsar]

ramos, finally

havent seen him in a bit

[ashen ivy]

I feel like Ramos is scoring 😭

[quartz pulsar]

ahahaha

[rotund path]

I havent seen lee kang in play

For a long time

[quartz pulsar]

btw did anyone see if ruiz is on bench today or still injured?

[paper pollen]

He played in the last match

[quartz pulsar]

hasnt lee been playing almost every

[paper pollen]

Yes

[rotund path]

I fell asleep i had sleeping problems

[paper pollen]

I see!

He scored an offside goal in the last game 😔😔

[quartz pulsar]

garnacho to kvara. aha

chelsea comeback starts now

everyone be afraid!

[rotund path]

Goal by the chelsea fans who said remontada

Thats makes it 3-8

It was found offside

Goal disallowed

[quartz pulsar]

arsenal 2-0

[rotund path]

I think the score is gonna stabilise

[quartz pulsar]

lee coming

[rotund path]

Not too much action

[quartz pulsar]

for kvara

[rotund path]

Say less

[quartz pulsar]

i think action all will be chelsea now

[rotund path]

https://tenor.com/view/grizouat-lee-kang-in-lee-kang-in-kang-in-lee-gif-14871614785893323688

[quartz pulsar]

they need to make some effort in the last 20min

fans cheering kvara off

[rotund path]

This is just Psg's crowd tbh

[quartz pulsar]

saved again

[rotund path]

8,6 safonov🤯🤯

Give him mvp

[quartz pulsar]

i dont know...8-2 just seems like one of those scorelines

[rotund path]

True

[quartz pulsar]

hakimi's so back during ramadan

apparently enrique is shouting

[spring wren]

8 2 is insane

What the fuck

[quartz pulsar]

he wants 10-2 maybe

[ashen ivy]

Enrique needs a statue in Paris

Im Dead serious

[quartz pulsar]

got a notification but it's just kylian getting a yellow card minutes after being subbed on 😭

[rotund path]

Immediately

[jolly scroll]

Why aren't we attacking

[quartz pulsar]

hope we get the confirmation of enrique's extension soon

[ashen ivy]

So many empty seats

[quartz pulsar]

will throw some fireworks

10more min

[rotund path]

Oe les parisiens allés allés❤️

[ashen ivy]

Everyone’s tired now

Low intensity

[quartz pulsar]

um

[rotund path]

I think 90+3 mins is gonna be added on

[quartz pulsar]

i hope he's okay

[rotund path]

Yep everyone's leaving

😭 😭 😭

Psg fans waving goodbye again

[ashen ivy]

Omg 😭

That’s so embarassing

[quartz pulsar]

the tube is very crowded, that's why

[jolly scroll]

I wish we continued pushing

[ashen ivy]

I need a gif of psg fans waving goodbye

[quartz pulsar]

yes!!!

[ashen ivy]

They had a shot earlier of garnacho fading towards psg fans waving goodbye

Was so funny

[quartz pulsar]

oh no

[ashen ivy]

Gym teacher got his notepad out

Oh damn it’s serious

[quartz pulsar]

stretcher..

[rotund path]

Who is on there

I cant see

[quartz pulsar]

whats that note chelsea players are passing around

chalobah

[rotund path]

"Yes we can"

[quartz pulsar]

gws

[rotund path]

Wait

Wtf you mean morocco won afcon

Fabrizio u good?

[quartz pulsar]

huh?

[rotund path]

https://x.com/i/status/2034022027393191984

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF.

Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement.

CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

X · Mar 17, 2026, 9:40 PM

[quartz pulsar]

???

[rotund path]

Tf is he on abt the afcon ended 2 months ago

😭 😭

[junior grotto]

Finally back

[ashen ivy]

Omg what a day

Wrf

Morocco won afcon and we beat Chelsea 8-2

Hahahahaha

Best day in a long while

[junior grotto]

One of the greatest days

[quartz pulsar]

the afcon thing is real?

im gonna google now

wtf

apparently it's real

hakimi doesnt even know yet

look at my guy running around

FT.

8-2

[rotund path]

The new 8-2

😭

[quartz pulsar]

well done boys, well done coaches, well done fans

amazing both legs

the real psg is BACK

[pine herald]

Psg v sporting?

Who r u guys getting

[junior grotto]

We play sporting?

[quartz pulsar]

huh?

[pine herald]

Who will u be getting next round

Is it sporting

[quartz pulsar]

no liverpool or gala

[junior grotto]

Liverpool or gala

[pine herald]

Ahh

[jolly scroll]

Ah I didn't really like our parisians playstyle after the 70' mark

[pine herald]

Ez semis

Nice

[quartz pulsar]

you just came and confused all psg fans 😭

[jolly scroll]

we js stopped playing after 70 i kinda wanted to see more goals

But happy regardless 👏

[pine herald]

Sorry it was a question

[quartz pulsar]

i wanna see hakimi reactign to the afcon news

[sick totem]

https://x.com/i/status/2034019375225684356

Actu Foot (@ActuFoot_)

« 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗭-𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗟𝗘 𝗣𝗦𝗚 𝗤𝗨’𝗢𝗡 𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗘́𝗟𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘. 𝗜𝗟𝗦 𝗡’𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗗’𝗘𝗫𝗖𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘 𝗖̧𝗔 𝗖𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗜𝗦. »

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X · Mar 17, 2026, 9:29 PM

[quartz pulsar]

the stadium is so empty except for psg fans

[oak pier]

Ggs

[quartz pulsar]

all good jk

[junior grotto]

GGS

[undone flume]

Carrément je screen

[junior grotto]

Nah it’s all good

[loud lagoon]

Sporting won 5-0.

[oak pier]

You ain't sporting lol

[loud lagoon]

And everyone blamed PSG for losing against them in an away game.

[loud lagoon]

3-0 away against Chelsea is not bad.

[oak pier]

To be honest we have never been humiliated like this

[quartz pulsar]

LOL is everyone getting the same scenes

[oak pier]

Our manager is doing a inside job

[quartz pulsar]

my bein is showing shot after shot of leftover chelsea fans

[loud lagoon]

You guys were lucky in the final.

[jolly scroll]

Wait hold on what

[loud lagoon]

Beraldo was starting.